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Gamer And Proud Of It!
Hey Everyone As some of you know I started a folder called Gamers and Proud. I made this folder for all gamers to show their love for the game! So I was thinking that alot overrate gamers too much. Thinking we have no life, we're immature. Games are childish. You get the picture This is just my way of showing my love and that no one is gonna bring me down for something I love to do! Gaming is one part of my life and its something I will never give up. Gaming to me is just like reading a book, or watching a movie. Gaming ur holding a controller and playing out a story where as a movie or reading your just watching or reading a story being played out. As dumb as that may sound its the truth. In the world today gaming has progressed soo much! I can still remember the 1st days of playing zelda, and mario and donkey kong on my 1st nes. And now look at the gaming world now.. wow! Online play is the best, I can't get enough of it! Get to play with my best bud

Lactose Tolerance
I am on a mission to fight Lactose Intolerance. It’s wrong, harmful and…decreases the calcium intake of people around the world. Well the buck stops here. I will no longer allow this narrow-mindedness to hold us, the American people, captive. I will fight for freedom, justice and the pursuit of the Lactose Tolerance way! Visit lactose tolerance.org for more information.

Ended
For what it's worth I was never good at finding all the right words I let you drift away And my pride was what finally let me burn it's insane to think I could go back I worked it out, and you were right I fought the deamons of my own illusions and ended up with only fists full of the night I scream my self to sleep I swath myself in bloody pain It's beyond what I can take I think you've ended me...

My Sacrifice
Hello my friend we meet again It's been a while where should we begin....feels like forever Within my heart are memories Of perfect love that you gave to me I remember When you are with me I'm free...I'm careless...I believe Above all the others we'll fly This brings tears to my eyes My sacrifice We've seen our share of ups and downs Oh how quickly life cn turn around in an instant It feels so good to reunite Within yourself and within your mind Let's find peace there When you are with me I'm free...I'm careless...I believe Above all the others we'll fly This brings tears to my eyes My sacrifice I just want to say hello again

Be Back On Monday
sku11dagg3r and i will be going out of town this weekend and we will be back monday so please leave love on both of our pages we will be going crazy without fubar please show love while we are gone thanx to all our friends skulldagger {Member of Blazin Hell Katz}@ fubar the1anastasia {member of blazn hell katz}@ fubar

Losing Your Heart
While sitting here listening to music I heard a Lionel Richie Song. It reminded me of Buster Hester. A guy I fell in love with when I was 15. I gave my heart away and I am not sure I ever got it back. I still wonder where he is. Thats normal. I never held his hand, kissed his lips. For years later this man sent me a letter and said he loved me. I was so happy. When I finally got to talk to him he told me he was getting married. I thought he was being funny and asked who. He named my cousin, but he didn't know we were cousins. I played along and after I got off the phone with him I thought about ending it all. I hurt so bad. I cried for days. In the dark of night I cried myself to sleep. No one knew the pain I was in. Then in my despear, I calledon God to take the pain away. That is the only way I am still here today. To this day I wonder where i would be if I had of told Buster that night on the church bus that I loved him? Would I be with him? I wonder if I had of fough

Book Info- Mailing Lists-
So my publisher offers up to 100 contacts for me to have on a mailing list to keep informed of my book, signings, releases special offers etc. If you would like to be put on this mailing list please let me know here, I do need your contact info. Please don't leave it on this blog, (though you can say me me pick me! hehe) PM your info to me or you can email it directly to me at melanderson7079@comcast.net (my email will be changing as soon as I get my Authors website up.. yeah I've been slacking on that as well. But I will keep you posted!) Love you all! Oh and please hurry I'm already way past my deadline due to pc probs *cries*

Quote Of The Day...
... souls, which are a burning breath, rose through the air towards the fires of the sky, in virtue of their lightness. When they reached the upper zone, they found in ether about the moon surroundings like their own essence and remained there in equilibrium. Conceived as material and as circular in form, they were, like the heavenly bodies, nourished by the exaltations which arose from the soils and waters. These innumerable globes of a fire endowed with intelligence formed an animated chorus about the divine luminary of night. Franz Cumont

Zipper
Your Zipper is Down A man walked into a supermarket with his zipper down, and his fly wide open. A lady cashier walked up to him and said, "Your barracks door is open." This is not a phrase men normally use, so he went on his way looking a bit puzzled. When he was about done shopping, a man came up and said, "Your fly is open." He zipped up and finished his shopping, and remembering what the cashier had told him, finally understood. He then intentionally got in the line to check out where the lady was that told him about his "barracks door." He was planning to have a little fun with her. When he reached her counter he said, "When you saw my barracks door open did you see a soldier standing in there at attention?" The lady thought for a moment and said, "No, no I didn't. All I saw was a disabled veteran sitting on two duffel bags."

I Smell Like Fish.....eew!!!
Helloooooooooooo!!!! Today was a good day for me. Sure, I had to pull a double, but I made almost $200 in tips. Sure...I smell like fish, but thats what happens when you work Friday fish fry. Last week I felt like such an idiot because I was running around like a chicken with my head cut off. It was my first Friday night so...I guess that is understandable. Tonight, I was calm and handled almost everything all by myself and was even helping others!!! Everyone else was freaking out, but not me. It felt good. I think I showed everyone my real potential and my real self. YAY!!! I gave up my Saturday morning shift (even though I didn't want to) to Lindsay because she got back earlier than expected and was kinda upset that her shifts were given away. Considering I didn't fall asleep till 4:30 this morning and woke back up at 8....I figured sleeping in tomorrow morning will be nice. The money I would have made would be nice though...oh well. I am kinda bummed because I am working al

Bury The Devil
Again, I've dug myself too deep. And it's going to take more effort than just jumping to get me out. The hell beneath is dragging me down, and ripping the good from my heart. What is it going to take to rise above? To gain the strength to get out, and stand up? To earn the knowledge to know who to follow? To walk in the sun away from the sorrow? This is my fight to bury the devil.

This Is Why We Are Hott
OK HOTT! We are still in this race. I know things seem more difficult with the bouncers bouncing up so many times and all but we really need to do our best to comment bomb our team member! Things will get better I am sure of it! We aren't that far behind rightnow, so PLEASE Help Out! THIS IS WHY WE ARE HOTT!! Get this widget | Track details | eSnips Social DNA

"girl"
ADAM SANDLER LYRICS [Arsenio (Chris Rock):] Now don't leave us hanging with just that. [JP:] Yeah, I hear that, Arsenio. Yo guys, lets kick it! [Music starts playing] [JP:] Yo now, before we start singing, You also want to know in addition to writing our own songs, we also do our own choreography. [JP:] Girl, I can't stop thinking of you girl, Y-O-U, spells girl. Woke up this morning, put on my own clothes, cause the ladys' not here, to help us no more. Went down to the store, I got myself some juice, its tasted good and fresh and I love you. [All:] Girl, you are wicked awesome. [DC:] I buttoned up my own shirt, whew! [All:] Because, you girl... [RS:] Whenever I make my own plane reservations... [All:] I think of you girl, cause girl you are wicked awesome! [AS:] My name is Donny, and I'm here to say They call me Donny, cause that's my name. Banana's are good in every way, An apple a day, keeps the doctor away, Puri

Haven't Been Around
Hey all I haven't been around lately as I was in the process of moving from Tennessee to Las Vegas. But I will try and get back on here more often now that I am pretty much settle in now. Check Out a New Alternative adult only network and promote yourself. Always Free www.chitchatzone.com

Your Age By Eating Out
1. First all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to go out to eat. (more than once but less than 10) 2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold) 3. Add 5 4. Multiply it by 50 5. If have already had your birthday this year add 1757 .... If you haven't, add 1756. 6. Now subtract the four-digit year that you were born. You should have a tree digit number The first digit of the was your original number (I.e., how! Many times you want to go out to restaurants in a week.) The next two numbers are YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!!)

Did Ya Miss Me ?
Well it has been 2 months and things are still crazy and a mess but I need the pc back so here i am yet again only this time I have a plan . Yes i said a plan (((Start Shaking in your boots))) . I came to a conclusion in six months if things are not better financially ....well... I am gonna sell house and move back towards Indiana till the economy here on east coast is alittle better . My mom found out today my plans and she got pretty upset but I have to do what I have to do for my family . Since I have been gone not to much has really changed . But I did finally quit smoking and I didn't kill anyone in that process(So far)!! I do feel better . This is gonna be a crazy six months and in all honesty I am hopefull that something wonderful happens financially so I don't have to move . Win the Powerball!! LMAO Okay I am shutting up y'all drop me a line and say hi ~~Laters~ Lill ~~

New Beginnings !
Feelings of Love, feelings of New Beginnings, finding the person you want to be with, confused about so much not sure what everything will bring, hoping for the best. Not being able to be away from that special person, wanting to always be with them and never not wanting to hear their voice every minute of everyday. Everything about this feels so right, the Love he has for her, the Love she has for him, the way they are always looking at each other hoping to one day know what the other is thinking, the way we make each other laugh and smile, the sex "OMG" the sex is so damn good , doing it in places and positions one can only ever wish for. Laying next to him/her feeling so warm, so secure, knowing that no matter what he will always be there whenever You or Yours needs him. The kids enjoy him always listening to what he has to say. He sings Love songs with a voice so soft, sexy, and sweet wanting to always hear him sing the songs to you, finding the words to describe these feelings is

Our Passionate Love !
Baby as you look into my eyes you see right to my soul. When you kiss me it is so passionate and pure that I can hear your heart's every beat. When you touch my face and caress it the way you do, you show me how much you truly care, with love I've never felt from anyone before. When you walk in from work you take me into your sweet embrace and kiss me so loving, that one would think you've been gone for months not hours, the passion flies as our room calls out to us. As we lay on our bed you gently undress me and move down my body, all the while our passion and love unfolds with senses rising that we never knew we had, the wetness is so uncontrolable and flowing as to never be stopped, once again invited into me, movements and passion fill the room and our bodies, then there is the most sensual and romantic explosion that makes our hearts skip several beats. As we lay ready to rest in each others arms, we kiss and say " I Love You " and fall fast asleep in love, to rise again for yet a

Test: How Freaky Are You In Bed? - I Got A 60"
GET A PIECE OF PAPER AND NUMBER IT FROM (1-13) AND NO CHEATING!!!!!! SEE THE RESULTS AT THE END OF THE TEST! WHEN YOU SEND IT ON PUT YOUR SCORE IN THE SUBJECT BAR... _________________________________________________ 1. WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES? A. LIGHT COLOR B. CHANGE COLORS C. DARK 2. I F YOU WERE TO MEET UP WITH THE CRUSH OF YOUR LIFE YOU WOULD... A. SEDUCE THEM B. JUST CHILL C. CHILL AND THEN SEDUCE 3. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE TYPE OF WEATHER? A. RAIN B. THUNDERSTORM C. SUNNY D. CLOUDY 4. WHATS THE BEST TYPE OF FRUIT? A. STRAWBERRIES B. CHERRIES C. GRAPES D. PEACHES E. KIWI 5. THE BEST PART OF THE 24 HOURS IS.... A. NIGHT B. DAY C. AFTERNOON 6. WHATS THE BEST SEASON OF THE YEAR? A. FALL B. SUMMER C. SPRING D. WINTER 7. HEADBOARD OR NO HEADBOARD? a-HEADBOARD b-NO HEADBOARD 8. WHATS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN... A-LEO B-VIRGO C-SCORPIO D-LIBRA E-GEMINI F-ARIES G-CAPRICORN H-CANCER I-PISCES J-AQUARIUS K-TAURUS L-SAGITARIUS

Superficial...
I read what they write About love. Life. Heartache. Joy. I don't feel any of these. I try to write, but can't. The words look superficial and hollow. Feel empty. Ring of childish thoughts, phrases. I don't feel… therefore I am?

I Wana Guy Like This!
When she walks away from you mad [ Follow her ] When she stares at your mouth [ Kiss her ] When she pushes you or hits you [ Grab her and dont let go ] When she starts cursing at you [ Kiss her and tell her you love her ] When she's quiet [ Ask her whats wrong ] When she ignores you [ Give her your attention ] When she pulls away [ Pull her back ] When you see her at her worst [ Tell her she's beautiful ] When you see her start crying [Just hold her and dont say a word ] When you see her walking [ Sneak up and hug her waist from behind ] When she's scared [ Protect her ] When she lays her head on your shoulder [ Tilt her head up and kiss her ] When she steals your favorite hat [ Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night] When she teases you [ Tease her back and make her laugh ] When she doesnt answer for a long time [ reassure her that everything is okay ] When she looks at you with doubt [ Back yourself up ] When she

Rescuing The Rescuer
Some people seem called to help others, often from very early on in their childhoods, responding to the needs of family members, strangers, or animals with a selflessness that is impressive. Often, these people appear to have very few needs of their own, and the focus of their lives is on rescuing, helping, and healing others. While there are a few people who are truly able to sustain this completely giving lifestyle, the vast majority has needs that lie beneath the surface, unmet and often unseen. In these cases, their motivation to help others may be an extension of a deep desire to heal a wounded part of themselves that is starving for the kind of love and attention they dole out to those around them on a daily basis. For any number of reasons, they are unable to give themselves the love they need and so they give it to others. This does not mean that they are not meant to be helping others, but it does mean that they would do well to turn some of that helping energy with! in. On

Opening Doors
I open the door and let you in. Trusting you completely. I felt happy. Then something happened. I am not quite sure what it was or when exactly it took place. Doubt started to creep in. Doubting you, doubting me. Things just didn't seem to be the same. I put myself out there, which I just don't do, and tried to tell you about it. You got pissed. It's my fault. Some doors just should never be opened. It's not worth the effort it takes when the hurt sets in. I should have just let them peek through a window, no one would ever know the difference. I will not make that mistake again.

The Legend Of The Five Sisters
There is a legend of five angels who fell from heaven because they wanted to live on earth. There were five of them. Wind, Water, Fire, Earth and Spirit. All of them beautiful, all different in their own ways. The angels wanted to be part of the great plan for heaven was not as fascinating as the plan. So the divine one set them on earth to find and keep peace with the plan. Soon they split up after they all decided to explore on their own. But instead of make peace, they shot the plan out of its original course. But the divine one enjoyed it, for they made the plan a new path. One that could never be seen. The divine one enjoyed this and left the sisters. They made the greatest changes in the plan. Earth created the ground for each to walk on. So that they would be able to sleep when the Goddess came out to shine soft light on them. Spirit made the plants grow, so they would have fruits to eat and trees to keep them cool from the God's strong light. Fire made light and gav

If I Were On Ebay
just something i thought i would write up..just for giggles here is what my ad would be if i were to sell myself on e-bay.. ~~NIPSY FOR SALE~~ PRICE-NOT THE HIGHEST BIDDER, THE ONE WITH THE MOST TO OFFER TERMS-LIFELONG CONTRACT, NO RETURNS OR EXCHANGES PRODUCT- A RARE FIND, AN HONEST, LOVING, CARING INDIVIDUAL WHO LOVES TO COOK, THE OUTDOORS, READING, AND CUDDLING..COMES WITH 3 BUILT IN CHILDREN OF HER OWN. CAN TAKE CARE OF MOST IMPOSSIBLE SITUATIONS.THIS PRODUCT IS A HIGHLY SOUGHT AFTER ITEM.. THIS OFFER IS FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY..SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY.. PICTURES AVAILABLE, NO NUDES..SORRY.. PRODUCT WAS SLIGHTLY USED, BUT HAS SINCE BEEN REVAMPED. TERMS-DELIVERY AND SHIPPING ARE NEGOTIABLE

In Reply To The Guitar....
REASONS WHY GUITARS ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN 1. A guitar has a volume knob AND???? 2. If you break a guitar's G-string, it only costs $.79 for a new one BUT OURS LOOKS HOTTER 3. You can make a guitar scream as loud as you want it to IF YOU'RE GOOD, YOU CAN DO IT WITH US TOO 4. You can unplug a guitar AND?? WE CAN LEAVE 5. You can finger a guitar for hours without it complaining it wants more I WANT FINGERED FOR HOURS!!!!! 6. Other people can play your guitar without it getting upset UUM, NO COMMENT 7. You can finger a guitar in public and get applause, not arrested IF YOU'RE GOOD, AND SNEAKY, YOU CAN FINGER US IN PUBLIC TOO... AND WE CAN GIVE YOU HEAD 8. You can have a guitar any color you want and no one will care UM, SERIOUSLY?!?!?! COME ON!!! 9. You can make your guitar as tight as you want it just by turning a peg. THEY MAKE GEL THAT MAKES WOMEN TIGHTER.... UM, NO I HAVEN'T USED IT... I JUST SAW IT IN CHRISTIES... SO THERE

Chicken Gumbo Pie With Buttermilk Biscuit Crust
Gumbo Filling: 1/2 cup vegetable oil 1/2 cup all-purpose flour 1 1/2 cups chopped onion 1 1/2 cups chopped green bell pepper 1 1/2 cups chopped celery 6 cloves garlic, mashed 1 tablespoon Creole seasoning 4 cups cooked chicken cut into 1/2-inch pieces 1 pound andouille or Polish sausage cut into 1/2-inch rounds 6 cups chicken stock Buttermilk Biscuit Crust (see below) 2 tablespoons melted butter 1. In a 5-quart Dutch oven over medium heat, heat the oil. Add the flour and cook, stirring until the flour is the color of light caramels. This should take about 5 minutes. Add the onion, pepper, celery, garlic, and Creole seasoning, stirring and cooking for another 5 minutes. 2. Add the chicken and sausage and cook for 3 minutes. Gradually add the chicken stock to the pot, whisking until the sauce is thickened. Reduce the heat to a simmer and cook, partially covered for 30 minutes. Refrigerate the filling for up to two days before baking. Reheat to serving temperature be

Another Why The Hell Not.
REPLY IN A PRIVATE MESSAGE TO ME WITH YOUR ANSWERS. DONT BE AFRAID. YOU NEVER KNOW WHO WILL REPLY OR WHAT ANSWERS THEY WILL GIVE. EVEN IF YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND OR GIRLFRIEND OR HUSBAND OR WIFE - REPOST THIS! LET THE FUN BEGIN........ 1.Your Name: 2.Age: 3.Favorite position: 4. Do you think I'm cute? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8.Would you take a shower with me? 9.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10.Would you leave after or stay the night? 11.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 14.Condom or skin? 15.Have sex on the first date? 16.Would you kiss me during sex? 17.Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Would you use me as a booty call? 19.Can I use you as a booty call? 20.Can we take pictures of the act? 21.How long would we have sex? 22.Would you tell your friends about me? 29.Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THIS BACK TO YOU! TITLE IT-Naughty Appli

How Did We Survive?
THOSE BORN 1920-1979 READ TO THE BOTTOM FOR QUOTE OF THE MONTH BY JAY LENO. IF YOU DON'T READ ANYTHING ELSE---VERY WELL STATED TO ALL THE KIDS WHO SURVIVED the 1930's, 40's, 50's, 60's and 70's!! First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they were pregnant. They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a can, and didn't get tested for diabetes. Then after that trauma, we were put to sleep on our tummies in baby cribs covered with bright colored lead-based paints. We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, doors or cabinets and when we rode our bikes, we had no helmets, not to mention, the risks we took hitchhiking. As infants & children, we would ride in cars with no car seats, booster seats, seat belts or air bags. Riding in the back of a pick up on a warm day was always a special treat. We drank water from the garden hose and NOT from a bottle. We shared one soft drink with four friends, from one bottle and NO ONE actu

Bullcrap
My name is Granny The Southern Perv from D.S.C. Im here to inform some that just because my name says The Southern Perv doesnot mean I will perv just anyone. Im sick and tired of all the drama on this damn site..I perv who ,when and how I want . I belong to no man , Im not someones bitch , or love slave , so please dont ask. Some people apparently cant read, because they still ask me.Just because i chose not to have a man in my life doesnt mean I will perv people on FUBAR.There are about 3 different people I cam with so dont ask about playing on cam,cause this girl dont and wont.If u want to delete yourself from my list fine i will understand. For the few I do cam with Con cam soon

So Who Is It Really
So at what point are you forced to realize that hey its not them its you? To me that point was last night when I saw one my ex's at work who told me its a good thing we broke up when we did cause she was in love with someone else and had, big surprise, cheated on me near the end of our relationship. Well now that puts me at every relationship i've been in except for one where I was either cheated on or pushed my partner so far away they fell for someone else at some point of our relationship. And even in the one where I'm not sure either of that happened I still have my suspicions cause of how close her and her roomate were at the time. Plus add that to the fact that she told me her and her roommate "experimented" before and well the suspicions are very strong. I get compliments on how nice a guy I am, and I admit it I can be. I have the potential to be sweet, caring and quasi chivalrous. But is that enough anymore? I mean I know the sins I committed in my marriage that lead

How Players Hook You In
HOW PLAYERS HOOK YOU IN The scenario with a Player usually goes a little something like this: You're out with your girlfriends and you spot a really attractive guy checking you out from across the room. You both make eye contact and he heads over to you and he immediately says something like: "I usually don't do this, but you're the most beautiful woman I've seen in a long time, and I just HAD to talk to you." He may offer to buy you a drink. He may say something funny or sarcastic. And you're disarmed by his looks, his confidence and charm, and in the back of your mind you wonder if he's a little too good to be true. You know you should hold back a little and you wonder who this guy REALLY IS, but you just can't seem to help yourself... Next thing you know, you feel that rush of excitement and anticipation the more you talk and laugh together, and by the end of the evening he may even casually ask if

High
so i came home from school sick... and i got high... woo to me *rolls eyes* i need to quit pot, its not doing me any good, my depression is getting worse and also i might have another seizure with how much i just smoked =(. yeah i know its stupid to do drugs, but i'm just trying it out ya know, not doing anything else. please dont judge me on this, i really am a good kid, well i'm also pretty bad (if you know what i mean *wink*) other than that, i'm doing good love you all!

Fucked Up
tuesday night my daughter was hollerin for her dad so i called and asked him if he wanted her he said yes so i took her over there. well he calls and said i forgot her shoes can he go get them at moms or me bring them to him i said to go get them i go to get her and he wouldnt let me have her said the magistrate said i was neglecting my child. pulled her from me when i went to hug her so i went up to the magistrates office and they gave me temp custody and a protective order against him til we go in from of the family law master and he only has set visitation til then. He's not alowed to contact me in any shape or form or be anywhere near me. He has to go through my parents to pick up my daughter.2 counties went up with me to get her. How in the HELL can i be neglecting my child?? She went over in a footed sleeper. He has shoes for her at the house. He says I'm not spending enough time with her on my days off or i'm at work etc. HELL AT LEAST I WORK. And then he says well I ai

The Wind On The Mountain
My life is a rocky mountain. It starts off beautiful, Then gets rocky until you reach the top. The top is a beautiful, peaceful place you want to be. Time is like the wind, Slowly drifting by me, Without even realizing. Never stopping. Always continuing. The wind drifts up around the mountain. It moves the beautiful flowers To make a wonderful scene. In the end, everything is peaceful and serene

Yummy
You in my mouth felt so good I loved the taste and feel. Knowing someone could have walked up was such a major turn on. My girlfriend there, me wishing she would touch me or taste me, made me so wet. The breeze on my naked pussy made me want you inside. You throbbing in my mouth and my pussy so wet, felt so good. Your hand on the back of my head, my tongue swirling around your cock. I hear your moaning and the want in your voice when you ask me to swallow. Oh my god, you're almost there. I'm beginning to taste you. Mmmmmm you taaste so good. I want more. I want it inside. I want you to feel the way I feel when I feel you cum.

I Know You
I look into your eyes, I pray you will remove your disguise. I see your face, I pray you return to your grace. I feel your pain, I pray for God’s rain. I hold out my hand, I want to show you this land. This land of beautiful wonder, No one can asunder. A place of unity, Love infinity. Excuse my eloquence, You hold such sustenance. Your aura is strong, You make me belong. Without you, The sky is not blue. Without you, The stars are not new. As white as the dove, Is the purity of my love. I pray you understand, My love is without demand. When I hold your arm, I am safe from harm. I can still see your smile, Even though it has been awhile. You have my heart, I never want to part. Your soul I cannot mend, I am merely your friend. I pray you see, Your love in me. An Original by Ms. Fay Osayo Rodrigues ~~Your Wildest Dream~~

One Line Jokes
Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else's can shorten it. -- Cullen Hightower My way of joking is to tell the truth. It is the funniest joke in the world. -- George Bernard Shaw i got kicked out of ballet class because I pulled a groin muscle. It wasn't mine. If you spin an oriental man in a circle three times, does he become disoriented? I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing. Whose cruel idea was it to put an "S" in the word "Lisp"? Honk if you love peace and quiet. Middle age is when your broad mind and narrow waist begin to change places. Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn't grow up can be vice president. Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected. Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up c

Look My Way
Look my way Baby I know your hurt inside and I'd just like to say I'd climb the highest mountain and swim the longest sea for one moment alone with just you and me Cus, baby I know, you know, I know how you've been hurt along the way so look into your heart and find a new start throw all that bad away I know its hard starting over most girls try to capture your heart just to play all they want to do is bring you down please dont go that way baby I know, you know, I know how I feel about you today so look into your heart and find a new start and baby you can look my way Please, oh baby, Please look my way Michelle R Elston Copyright ©2007 Michelle R Elston

Not A Good Week...
It's not been that good of a week for me. I've been caught up with going to school and working. I've gotten on here some too. Got into an arguement with a friend over something stupid. On Wednesday, I found out that 2 of my uncles (they are both my daddy's brothers) were in the hospital. One went in because he had pnemonia and the other had a stroke. The one that had the pnemonia wound up having a massive heart attack that night. Then Thursday, he started having kidney failure. He passed away today. As far as I know my other uncle is in the hospital and fighting. I think that he well bounce back in time. So, I have a funeral to go to sometime here the next couple of days. And next week I get to see my friend and spend some time with my friend... We're spending Thanksgiving together because of my friend not having much family and I'm so sweet hearted (I know it's really funny, ain't it.. lol) that I offered my friend to spend it with my family. So, thank you in advance for any prayers t

Young And Beautiful
While we're young and beautiful.. Kiss me like you mean it Treat me like I'm special Cover me with sweetness Cuz the time will come when we're not so young and beautiful. While we're young and beautiful... living free and easy here with out a worry dancing in our bare feet cuz when the summers done we might not be so young and beautiful. It' a crazy ride, but baby you and I are keeping our sweet love alive. Tonight while we're young and beautiful. While we're young and beautiful... we'll party down on main street wearing next to nothing feeling every heartbeat having fun while we're still young and beautiful It's a crazy ride, but baby you and I are keeping our sweet love alive. Tonight...while we're young and beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful. Young and beautiful! Beautiful. Beautiful. Young and beautiful! It's a crazy ride, but baby you and I are keeping our sweet love alive tonight while we're young and beautiful. Ohh...so beautiful. While we're y

Sonnet 2
When forty winters shall beseige thy brow, And dig deep trenches in thy beauty's field, Thy youth's proud livery, so gazed on now, Will be a tatter'd weed, of small worth held: Then being ask'd where all thy beauty lies, Where all the treasure of thy lusty days, To say, within thine own deep-sunken eyes, Were an all-eating shame and thriftless praise. How much more praise deserved thy beauty's use, If thou couldst answer 'This fair child of mine Shall sum my count and make my old excuse,' Proving his beauty by succession thine! This were to be new made when thou art old, And see thy blood warm when thou feel'st it cold.

Life In A Snow Globe
Life in a snow globe. Pretty inside but surrounded by glass. You can shake it, and shake it, but it always looks the same. Winter wonderland smiling back at you. Praying that it doesn't get shattered, but hoping someone will find a way inside to break the monotony. A beautiful thing separated from everyone... alone in a shadow of a world. Eyes all around stare through the glass cage, but they'll never get in. Not without breaking it first.

Room For Improvement
Room for improvement There is always room for improvement. And the fact that there is, is truly a blessing. There is always something new to be learned. There are always fresh ideas to be explored. No matter how good life is, there are ways to make it even better. Love and joy and fulfillment do not ever get used up. You can make today more beautiful, more productive, more meaningful than yesterday. And you can make tomorrow even better. Each moment is another opportunity to create new value. Each day is yours to fill with positive experience. Whether you've been up or you've been down, whether life is now good or not so good, this is the time to make it better. Make a little improvement, and then a little more, and keep reaching higher and higher.

No Matter
what i do seems to be wrong... i stay i hurt i leave i hurt... i just want happiness i just want my piece of sanity and i cant get it no matter wherer i go or what i do i stay in cali... things are wrong my father .... hurts me and makes me feel lower than i already do.. i go u guve up all i know everything i know which would be nice to start over.... clean and new... no one knows me so no one knows that ive fucked up before....

Pick Me
I sit and stare at the moon, I keep asking let it be soon. I start to count the stars, I think of your scars. I ache to hold you tonight, I want it to be right. If you would only look in my eyes You will see there are no lies. Let me hold you, I will bring love anew. Let me take it all away, Let me bring you a new day. Let yourself feel my love, Let it fall on you from above. Let yourself love me, I will set you free. My inside is dying, My outside is crying. If you would only, You will never be lonely. An Original by Ms. Fay Osayo Rodrigues ~~Your Wildest Dream~~

Thanksgiving Or The Day Of A.i.r.
Thanksgiving or The Day of A.I.R. Well, it's that time of the year once more. I know many are planning and preparing for their Thanksgiving Day celebration next Thursday. This is a time of gratitude for most for the many blessings that surround them. To me, Thanksgiving is known as The Day of A.I.R. -- or The Day of American Indian Remembrance. I would, however, like to take you back to the original Thanksgiving, and the myth that most believers follow today. The story that follows is but a small fraction of those of the American Indian. These stories are passed down from family to family, tribe to tribe, in a collection I call "The Unforgotten Lies, and Untold Truths of the Original Native Americans." The Myth of Thanksgiving Day As we look back, we can see that many Thanksgiving stories have been recorded throughout this nation's history. For my people, this is a time of the harvest, when in return we give thanks to the Great Creator fo

Four Step Dance
Steps draw nearer, each click bouncing shadow to shadow, echoing off alley walls, panting breaths harsh in the night. Deep throated growls tickle nape, pricking ears, raising hungers, slipping skin, a howl stirs the night. And we run, hunting moontrails, playing nip and tug, dancing earth's beat on four step rythms, living as we were meant to be. DMA

Wrong-way Driver Kills Swanton Teen, Police Say
COLCHESTER -- A Swanton teenager died early Saturday morning when the car in which he was riding was struck by another driving in the wrong direction on Interstate 89 by a man who allegedly admitted to police that he had come from a local bar. Vermont State Police said Nicolas Fournier, 18, of Swanton died on impact as the result of internal injuries from the crash, which occurred shortly after midnight. Fournier, a 2007 graduate of Missisquoi Union Valley High School, ran cross country and played baseball and basketball for the school. Police arrested Shawn Burritt, 32, of Jericho on several charges. Trooper Michelle LeBlanc said they included driving under the influence for the fourth time with death resulting; leaving the scene of an accident; driving with a suspended license; violating conditions of release; and grossly negligent operation. Burritt remained jailed at the Chittenden Regional Correctional Facility in South Burlington late Saturday on $100,000 cash bail

Is There Really Anything You Can Do About Spam?
Is There Really Anything You can do about Spam? Yes There is a Way for of us to do away with Spam Forever! This UBIEE Earth Mail has me so Excited I am not sure who to tell First. You always want to help your friends first, if you can and I havent had time to get advertising out to many places yet so I decided I would give my testimonal here just so that All My Fubar Members would have a First Shot at this if they want it. Friends, Believe me when I tell you-- You do Not Want to miss out on this. If you do you will be telling your Kids and Grandkids later that--Yes I had a Chance to be at the Very Top of this Great System and -- I Blew it. Please - Please Dont be in that Situation. Not Next Year, Not Next Month, Not Next Week, Not Tomorrow, Not Next Hour-- Right Now, Get Involved so that you Have What You Deserve. Go To-http://earthmail.a-url.com/?tag=gewells And sign up NOW! You don't pay anything now, we are in Pre-Launch and you will start to see qu

Bouncer Check Says Me
Bouncer check to click to a page Bouncer check to still click to a page Bouncer check to still click to a page Bouncer check to post a profile comment Bouncer check to check that I posted a profile comment Bouncer check to friend request Bouncer check to click a page what the fuck????? 3 4 5 6 bouncer checks PER person I try to fan add and rate their profile. Lordy Forbid I try to lay a comment on their page too. Or open more than one persons page at a time bouncer bouncer bouncer check just to SEE the page. its fuckin stupid.

New Update Up Today
Ready to come play with me and my new toy? I just got a new big black dong that I've been dying to try out. And boy did I ever! HOpe you enjoy! XOXO, Aimeelynn http://www.southern-charms4.com/aimeelynn/fotos424.htm

Perfect Man, Perfect Woman
Perfect Man, Perfect Woman There was a perfect man and a perfect woman. They met each other at a perfect party. They dated for two perfect years. They had the perfect wedding and the perfect honeymoon. They had two perfect children. One day the perfect man and the perfect woman were driving in there perfect car, they saw an elf by the side of the road, being the perfect people they were they picked him up. Well as the perfect man and the perfect woman were driving with the elf, somehow they got into an accident. Two people died and one lived. Who died and who lived? The perfect woman, because the perfect man and elves aren't real

Blah Blah Blah...
I'm so bored right now it's insane! I'm really happy that Nea got the spotlight! It's nice to see someone from AfterHours in there! :) I'm watching Family Guy right now, there's a marathon on tonight and I have the feeling that I'll be home all night watching it. Ugh, my ex got out of jail today and I'm sooooooo not happy about it. He's gonna stalk me again. Gross. I was going to go over to my friend's today to talk to her but I couldn't bring myself to do it. Well, I'm done rambling for now I don't wanna spill all my drama business all over fubar anyways! LOL!

Resin
I've had my pipe for just under a year. I smoke pretty decent chronic, and I smoke a lot. I smoke on average 3/4 of a gram every day. Finally, I ran out of weed and had to scrape it. I smoked all the resin in it (took me 3 days) and had to scrape it again!! :-o Just as an FYI...2nd generation resin is more nasty than you'd think

Show Her Some Love Please
This awesome Co-Owner of the Sisterhood needs some love from us sisters and from my friends and fans so please give her some. She only needs 9,855 to level so please help her it would so sweet of you. She is an awesome person and if you dont know her here is your chance... Thanks ahead of time ~~Sweet Heart Princess~~ CLUB~ F.A.R.~~MEMBER OF ROYALTY LEVELERS****Co-Owner of The Sisterhood**@ fubar

Back Home!
Hello all today is my first full day back home from the hospital. I am very sore but doing well. I think. Surgery went well. But there is a lot of pain involved on getting better. Just wanted to let everyone klnow that I am back and I am recovering just taking forver to recover. Happy thanksgiving all!

Wondering, Just For A Moment
I've been sleeping for years it seems, And suddenly I know that i'm not sleeping. I'm still here, All that's left of yesterday, A sweet simple kiss. Only at night I miss you the most. Every night I have to go home and be alone. I know I have to wait, But it seems like an eternity. Now I only wonder if that day will come. I'm afraid to lose you and if you feel the same way. Wondering if I have to let you go. Wondering if our hearts will break because of it. Wondering, just for a moment in time. Funny thing, Time. It waits nor stops for no one. All of the roses that i sent to you... Yea, all that I intended to you..... All of this I now wonder.

The Places I Have Been !
lets see well i have went from flint mi, to lansing, mi to toledo oh, to detroit mi, to cleveland oh, Charlesston sc, to knoxville tn, back to detroit mi, to toledo again then to victor ny, to syracuse ny, to toledo oh,to detroit and toeldo and detroit and toledo lol and then back to flint mi so ig you wondered where i have been hiding now you know

If My Heart Had Windows
If My Heart Had Windows by BlueWolf © If my heart had windows, You'd see it choose you. To always love you darling, And forever remain true. If my heart had windows, You'd see who it aches for. Who it's loved from the start, And who it will be there for. If my heart had windows, You'd see how I truly fell. How you took this heart, Made it feel a love so real. If my heart had windows, You'd see deep inside. The love I have for you, It'll never leave your side. If my heart had windows, You'd see how much I care. How much you mean to me, And how I'LL always be there. If my heart had windows, You'd see where you belong. Right here forever in my life, And in a love so very strong..... ~~PLEASE RATE AND COMMENT THIS POEM~~

Vittoria Segreta Needs Your Help!!!
Vittoria Segreta NEEDS YOUR HELP!!! ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* 389,032 points = GodMother. Go help her out, all love is returned. Here's her link below, hit it hard. Vittoria Segreta 100% MILF Club F.A.R@ fubar REPOST PLZ. THANKS IN ADVANCE. pimpout has been brought to you by: CANADIAN - NO MORE MR. NICE GUY!!!!@ fubar

Update 11/23/07
Well it is Thanksgiving day and my daughter London is in the hospital in Iowa City again. She has an infection in her wound and stress induced diabetes. They have her on IV antibiotics and insulin. On Monday she will be having surgery on her hip again. They will be excising the wound and folding the skin that they can stretch over it and then in a week or so they will do a skin graft over what they can't cover. She will be in the hospital for a while and I am not sure of any other details but I am grateful that they are finally doing something about her wound. It has been a year and a half since the accident and she was getting to the point where she wanted to give up. Now, there is some hope that they will get it healed so she can finally have her knee surgery. Her knee has gotten worse and locks up on her sometimes where she can't bend it at all. I have to manually manipulate her knee so she can bend it when it freezes up on her. So, hopefully they will get it fixed soon after the

My Problem
Whats wrong with that am i really that bad girls dont like me i make them mad is it how i look cuz i could change that shouldnt be my body cuz im skinny not fat maybe what it is is my personality i could change that but then i wouldnt be me or maybe its because most girls think im a creep but they dont really know me, they dont get that deep noone ever tells me that they wanna get to know me and maybe thats why im so god damn lonely im rapping this for you today so you know how i feel i gotta learn how to cope, gotta learn to deal so if you know what my problem is hit me up and let me know Dustin B. Unrath

Tap Out Or Nap Out!
This phrase is used by fighters. Tapout: you tap when you can't take anymore. Nap out: you pass out because you are either too stupid or stubborn to tap. Don't let my size fool you. I am an aggressor. If you don't move voluntarily, I shall do it for you. Pretty simple yes? No one loves getting down and dirty as much as I do! I assure you that my size is no deterrent. According to ISCF, I currently fall into the Welterweight division, Yet I am just 5'1". I LOVE that about me! Maneuvering and manipulating a body......sweat, blood, open flesh wounds, the determined hiss your mouth makes as you both give and get during "striking".......taking body shots, giving body shots, the Guillotine, the rear naked choke @ medium pressure can make your opponent "nap out" in about 5 second. The triangle choke @ strong pressure in about 3.75 seconds and of course, the highly dangerous and illegal (in most rings) the Crucifix (AKA the Neck Crank) which renders your opponent helpless and immobil

Moods Of A Woman
MOODS OF A WOMAN An angel of truth and a dream of fiction A woman is a bundle of contradiction She's afraid of a wasp, will scream at a mouse But will tackle her boyfriend alone in the house She'll take him for better, she'll take him for worse She'll break open his head and then be his nurse But when he's well and can get out of bed She'll pick up the teapot and aim for his head Beautiful and keenly sighted, yet blind Crafty and cruel, yet simple and kind She'll call him a king, then make him a clown Raise him on a pedestal, then knock him flat down She'll inspire him to deeds that ennoble man Or make him her lackey to carry her fan She'll run away from him and never come back But if he runs away, then she'll be on his tracks Sour as vinegar, sweet as a rose She'll kiss you one minute, then turn up her nose She'll win you in range, enchant you in silk She'll be stronger than brandy, milder than milk At times she'll be vengeful, merry and sad She'll hate

Raising Pussies
In the land of Tofu, soybeans, hybrids, protests, and eating disorders (I'm talking about California by the way, if you haven't already figured it out), it really is no wonder why so many "Pussies" are being raised. I am fairly confident that California coined the phrase "I'm offended". Of course you are offended! If someone did something that has no effect on my life whatsoever, and it is something that I shouldn't even be concerned with.....I would be offended too!! *eyeroll* Here is why I believe that I am displaced and I was born in the wrong state. 1. I believe in spanking children a). Soooooo Spanking is physical abuse huh? and Time out is emotional humiliation and abuse?? and Communication is the only form of discipline that the state looks upon and agrees with??? Wow....Mr. and Mrs. Bleedingheart Liberal Smarty pants.....let me ask you a question. If my son grows up with no fear of consequence (and yes, a spanking really does get their attention)... if he grows up to b

Into The Darkness
"Hellbound" Starlight Now it's the time Now I will try To realise my desire To strike back Tonight I'm prepared for this time To kill demons of crime I will fight Fight for my right For many years I've been under a curse I swear...I've been under a spell The time is right I will flee from this hell Ooh everywhere I see Ghosts all around (I'm hellbound) (I'm hellbound) Moonlight I'll take my weapon Of attack (And) without fear Of death I wait Midnight I feel ghosts Are all around (but) I hold my ground To survive Fight, fight, fight I will fight Fight for my right For many years I've been Under a curse I feel, I've been under a spell The time is right I will flee from this hell Oh, everywhere I see Ghosts are all around I'm hellbound ( I'm spell-bound )

My Star Is Back
My star is back … I saw it twinkling through a bedroom window only a few days ago. I’ve had time to think about where this star may have gone, why it joined the myriad of other stars in the night sky. It’s all part of the Master Plan … or so I’m told. My star was simply drawing back into itself just long enough to renew its energy. And now, rejuvenated, my star shines for me again. Its twinkle is the same light I see in the eyes of the one who is so special to me. I wake during the night, search through my window, and see that friendly body in the heavens. It’s smiling at me, and I’ve never felt warmth from a star as I do from this one. Ice blue, sparkling, and ever so warm … that’s how a star should be.

Chapter 4 Of My Poetic Fairy Tale....
enjoy!!! What she doesn't know Is that his heart breaks when she isn't near What she doesn't know Is he would give his last breathe to calm her fears What she doesn't know He is happy just knowing her What she doesn't know Is he will remember her forever What she doesn't know Is all the things he can't seem to tell her

Hmmm...
I believe - . . . that just because two people argue, it doesn't mean they don't love each other. And just because they don't argue, it doesn't mean they do. I believe - . . . that we don't have to change friends if we understand that friends change. I believe - . . . that no matter how good a friend is, they're going to hurt you every once in a while and you must forgive them for that. I believe - . . . that true friendship continues to grow, even over the longest distance. I believe - . . that you can do something in an instant that will give you heartache for life. I believe - . . . that you should always leave loved ones with loving words. It may be the last time you see them. I believe - .. . . that you can keep going long after you think you can't. I believe - . . . that we are responsible for what we do, no matter how we feel. I believe - . . . that either you control your attitude or it controls you. I believe - . . . That heroes are the people who do

More Confusion Thoughts
Ok well today I had a long day being sick and all so I figgured since I am in a sarcastic mood that I would do my norm and list the things that piss me off.. so here is another set of 10 :D 1. Drug stores... yeah they piss me off... well today I have not been feeling all that well and thought that I would go right quick and pick me up some Sudafed... ok so last night I got ALOT drunk and managed to miss place my I.D and well forgot that now you get carded for that shit.. well my happy sick butt had to turn around and go BACK home and get it... now shouldent I get a discount for my time and the extra cost of my gas? 2. Tweekers. yeah nasty retarded loosers that make crap out of other crap.. this includes household stuff such as Sudafed so that my life has to be harder to get battery... I dont care if you want to put battery acid in your system thats your deal but back the hell off my meds! 3.Over rated movie adds... yeah you sit there and see this damn commercial for this movi

Stash
well i should have close to or over 300 stash pics i hope ppl will take some time to take a look at them and rate me ... if u find any that u like and would like to have take it or as many as u want i got alot more anyway... i hope everyone has a great day ... hugs michelle....

A Tribute To Real Men.
When did it become acceptable in this country for a man to go from being a rugged, plaid-wearing, beef jerky eating badass to a well-groomed, "metrosexual" girly-boy like Ben Affleck? Affleck recently agreed to be a spokesman for L'Oreal, with L'Oreal quoted as saying "Ben embodies a new generation of men who show their strength in their personality but are not afraid to care for their appearance." Afraid of taking care of their appearances? It's not that we're afraid you assholes, it's that we don't menstruate. What next? Men getting hormone injections so they can breast feed? "Ben embodies a new generation of men who show their strength in their personality but are not afraid to breast feed their children." Is it okay that I don't have a sense of style? Is it okay for me to scratch myself? I'm hairy. I like wearing plaid and I don't want to be told how to dress by some dude with a "queer eye." Is that okay with you sissies, or would you like me to package my balls and neatly

I'm Rare!
Your Love Style is Agape You are a caring, kind, and selfless partner. Unsurprisingly, your love style is the most rare. You are willing to sacrfice your world for your sweetie. Except it doesn't really feel like sacrifice to you. For you, nothing feels better than giving to the one you love. What's Your Love Style?

Assholes... Haruph Part 2
Videos: 0 items Pics: 511 items Trackz: 20 items News: 0 items Jokes: 119 items Surveys: 0 items Dunno: 1 items Shows: 0 items it's been updated... thanks to fubars tiny ass pics in their photobucket upload feature, i loaded som "naughtier" artwork... and before i could go thru and change the shit, some fuckers marked it NSFW.. figures... bunch of dirty cunts, i swear.. if i get another, this account will be banned.. fuck it.. if i get banned for liking women and art, so be it.. i will NOT be making another account on fubar.. if i wanna be censored, i'd go to romperroom.com... or myspace... just as fucking bad.. i deleted over 200 stash entries... if you come across a questionable one, let me know.. i'm not a fucktard like so many ppl here... i will delete it myself from the stash... what i don't get.. anything with a female figure is marked, but if you post a hard man with a cock, it's fine, right? wtf? fucking cunts... i swear...

You Mean The World To Me
You Mean The World To Me Before I met you My life was incomplete Now that you are here I have accomplished a great feat I can’t wait until you’re by my side To let me show you The love that I have inside You are my shining star In the great big sky I just want you to know You are the apple of my eye I want to give you everything I got And never be something that I’m not I’m so glad that I met u And love you so very much And in my heart I can’t wait to feel your touch

A "secret" Body Language Women Find Irresistible
A "Secret" Body Language Women Find Irresistible >If you'd like to take a look at all of the different programs I've created to help you learn how to meet women... plus watch video clips of each of them, just go here: http://www.DatingTechniques.com/e/17842/Catalog/?cid=RZZZ3Z&lid=1 ***DATING QUESTION FROM A READER*** Hello Dave, I want to say thank you for the Advanced CD Series. The more I listen to it, the more I get out of it. Its like when you watch a movie about 53 times, you'll always find something new that you didn't notice the previous times you watched it. When I first invested on your book, I thought that it was fantastic chic bible, now that I've invested in the CD Series, I understand more of what you talk about in the book. The DVD Series is next...as soon as I get the ins...lol. Anyway, to my question. You talk about how body language will affect the moment, if you will, while conversing with a woman. Perhaps I still do not unde

Share The Holiday Spirit
I just wanted to let you know about something we're doing on my and all the girls of BBWHeaven's website for the holidays. From Now thru Dec 15 we will be donating $1 from every membership to buy gifts for children housed in domestic violence shelters! Please keep us in mind during the holidays and help us keep the spirit! Thanks so much!! ~kaylee http://www.kayleekurves.com

I Have Brown Eyes
People with black eyes spend the shortest time in relationships except for the one with their current addiction. They always fall in love with anything that has two legs, a pulse.They are great kissers----until they vomit all over you.. If you dont repost this and you have black eyes you will either O.D., spend the night in jail, or wake up next to some weird guy you've never seen before within the next 2 days. _________________________________________________________ Blue Eyes

I Agree !!
SOCIETY MAKES YOU BELIEVE/ YET THIS IS REALITY I AGREE!!!! I know way too many really beautiful girls who think they don't look good... It hurts... because it's our fault, guys I mean. We make girls feel like they have to be perfect. You know what I mean, flat stomach, big boobs, round booty, long legs, sexy lips, and on top of all that, they have to dress like a whore, and be one as well... nobody can measure up to that... and its not fair... because nobody should have to. Girls prefer being called beautiful instead of hott or sexy. The little imperfections are what make people special. If everyone was perfect the world would be so boring, variety is what makes life interesting. So guys, stop making girls have to live up to your, I'm sorry, our... deluded fantasy visions of perfection. Stop acting like boys and start being men... realize that women don't exist to fulfill our sexual desires. Stop talking to them solely to get with them, be nice to them because you want to be thei

My Hearts Abyss
Am I here to feel pain? To cry aloud with no one to hear On deaf ears my cries fall standing alone As I wonder how it has become from young to a man Pain is constant Emotional, physical, mental The rain pours atop my head I can not breath I gasp for air Mouth full of water Staggering down the street Vision impaired So now I lay down Weakened by the torment Suffering from the pain No longer able to breath Cause I'm drowning in this rain G'zus Calderon original Jesus , Rivera Calderon Copyright ©2007 Jesus , Rivera Calderon

About Me.
So, I am tired of everyone asking me the same questions, over and over, again and again. My name is Misty. I tend to respond to it well. So for those of you who use the shoutbox, and do not get an answer try saying hello MISTY instead. I am twenty sixish.. I was born June 2nd 1981. Im quite tempermental, and over-react to just about anything. If you dont like it, go away now. I have one daughter, her name is Savannah. She is three years old. I live for her, and only her. She is everything that can be anything to me. I love her more than life itself. :) She is so amazing! I am engaged to be married, next October for those of you asking when. He is the most incredible person in the world and I couldnt ask for anyone better. I have very few close friends, and the ones I do have I have held them for 15 years or more! I enjoy onlince company, but I have no intrest in showing you nether regions, If i did I would have the photos online and would allow you to view them, wit

Tax!!
Tax his land, Tax his bed, Tax the table At which he's fed. Tax his tractor, Tax his mule, Teach him taxes Are the rule. Tax his cow, Tax his goat, Tax his pants, Tax his coat. Tax his ties, Tax his shirt, Tax his work, Tax his dirt. Tax his tobacco, Tax his drink, Tax him if he Tries to think. Tax his cigars, Tax his beers, If he cries, then Tax his tears. Tax his car, Tax his gas, Find other ways To tax his ass Tax all he has Then let him know That you won't be done Till he has no dough. When he screams and hollers, Then tax him some more, Tax him till He's good and sore. Then tax his coffin , Tax his grave, Tax the sod in Which he's laid. Put these words upon his tomb, " Taxes drove me to my doom..." When he's gone, Do not relax, Its time to apply The inheritance tax. Accounts Receivable Tax Building Permit Tax CDL license Tax Cigarette Tax Corporate Income Tax Dog License Tax Excise Taxes Federal Income Tax

Pork Chops With Blue Cheese Gravy
NGREDIENTS * 2 tablespoons butter * 4 thick cut pork chops * 1/2 teaspoon ground black pepper, or to taste * 1/2 teaspoon garlic powder, or to taste * 1 cup whipping cream * 2 ounces blue cheese, crumbled DIRECTIONS 1. Melt butter in a large skillet, over medium heat. Season the pork chops with black pepper and garlic powder. Fry the chops in butter until no longer pink and the juices run clear, about 20 to 25 minutes. Turn occasionally to brown evenly. 2. Remove chops to a plate and keep warm. Stir the whipping cream into the skillet, loosening any bits of meat stuck to the bottom. Stir in blue cheese. Cook, stirring constantly until sauce thickens, about 5 minutes. Pour sauce over warm pork chops.

Today
Hmm. I've been having thoughts all day, and for the most part, I have forgotten what I wanted to write. I know that I had something important to say, if you can believe that. I've decided that if that law (that HR law) comes into effect, and I can't get to Canada, then I will take anything bad about the goevernment and Bush off my profile. I would much rather be safe then in jail, or put on the list. I don't think that I will have to wait forever to get out of this country, but until then I would like to keep myself from getting arrested and keep myself out of jail. Know what I am saying? I hope so. Other then that, life has been basically uneventful. Got laundry done. Went to get my Revolver magazine, and I couldn't find it, at either Wal*mart. So, Josh said that he would be so kind as to try to find it tomorrow or Saturday for me! He said that I will be getting it. After he is done in the shower, it's my turn, then we are doing some stuff, and then I get to watch the

The Code Of The American Cowboy
The Code of the American Cowboy Body: The Code of the American Cowboy (From Patrick Wayne's Eulogy to his father, John Wayne.) 1. A cowboy does not judge color of skin, but by character within. 2. A cowboy always respects a lady and tips his hat to all that pass him by 3. A cowboy stands strong for what the American frontier is all about: Freedom, Truth, Justice and the American way. 4. A cowboy will not be wronged, nor wrongs another. The justice he deems out depends on that. 5. A cowboy is loyal, and hard working and maintains a high ethic. 6. A cowboy loves his country, and will fight for it’s principles and sovereignty. 7. A cowboy respects his animals and the earth they roam upon. 8. A cowboy is faithful to what is entrusted to him. 9. A cowboy is bound by duty, honor, and gratitude for what God has given him, which includes his friends and family. 10. A cowboy maintains a hidden code in his heart, for all to see.

The Little Girl
A little girl stood near a small church from which she had been turned away because it was "too crowded." "I can't go to Sunday School," she sobbed to the pastor as he walked by. Seeing her shabby, unkempt appearance, the pastor guessed the reason and, taking her by the hand, took her inside and found a place for her in the Sunday school class. The child was so happy that they found room for her, and she went to bed that night thinking of the children who have no place to worship Jesus. Some two years later, this child lay dead in one of the poor tenement buildings. Her parents called for the kindhearted pastor who had befriended their daughter to handle the final arrangements. As her poor little body was being moved, a worn and crumpled red purse was found which seemed to have been rummaged from some trash dump. Inside was found 57 cents and a note, scribbled in childish handwriting, which read: "This is to help build the little church bigger so more child

Ladies Room....lmao!!
Ladies Room....LMAO!! Current mood: silly Category: Blogging ..> When you have to visit a public bathroom, you usually find a line of women, so you smile politely and take your place. Once it's your turn, you check for feet under the stall doors. Every stall is occupied. Finally, a door opens and you dash in, nearly knocking down the woman leaving the stall. You get in to find the door won't latch. It doesn't matter, the wait has been so long you are about to wet your pants! The dispenser for the modern "seat covers" (invented by someone's Mom, no doubt) is handy, but empty. You would hang your purse on the door hook, if there was one, but there isn't - so you carefully, but quickly drape it around your neck, (Mom would turn over in her grave if you put it on the FLOOR! You yank down your pants, and assume " The Stance." In this position your aging, toneless thigh muscles begin to shake. You'd love to sit down, but you certainly hadn't taken time to wipe th

Joe Wins Again!
ahh, even when i lose, i win. lets just say i got my phone back and will get my bike back soon. this fills joe's heart with warm feelings. finally, my circuitious plan is one-half towards fruition. what is that plan? cant tell you. its been deemed classified above top secret. anyways, bottom line, im happy. ill be happier once i get out of this hell-hole and get to tucson, where its not as hot.

Copperheads
EVER HAD THE FEELING THAT YOU ARE MISSING OUT ON THE NEXT BIG THING?? WELL HERE IT IS. COPPERHEADS LOUNGE & BAR, WHERE THE LIQUOR IS ALWAYS FLOWING, THE MUSIC IS ALWAYS BLARING, AND THE PEOPLE WILL SHOW YOU A LOT OF LOVE. NOW THE STAFF OF COPPERHEADS IS FILLED WITH SOME SEXY LIL LADIES, SO YOU GUYS WILL LOVE IT, AND FOR YOU LADIES, JUST THINK, LOTS OF GUYS RUNNING AROUND.. YOUR CHANCES ARE LOOKING GREAT!! *wink* SO CLICK THE BANNER AND WE'LL HAVE SOME FUN!!

:(
ooo nooo look at what you've done!! you gotta turn that frown upside down. something most people dont realize it my favorite part of fubar is the pic comments. some make me laugh some make me cry but all and all it really brightens up my day to see what people think about me....so plzzz leave some pic comments and make me smiley faces smiley again :(:(:(

Romantic Chocolate Dinner For Two By The Moonlight
Ingredients * Seared Pork Tenderloin with Cocoa Spice Rub * 1 tablespoon whole white peppercorns * 1 tablespoon whole coriander * 4 1/2 tablespoons ground cinnamon * 2 teaspoons ground nutmeg * 1 teaspoon ground cloves * 3 1/2 tablespoons unsweetened cocoa * 4 tablespoons sea salt, preferably gray * 2 (2-pound) boneless pork tenderloins * 2 tablespoons extra-virgin olive oil * Preheat oven to 400 degrees. * In a medium saucepan over medium heat, toast white peppercorns and coriander seeds until they begin to pop. Remove from heat and grind to fine powder in a spice mill or coffee grinder. Mix the ground pepper and coriander with remaining spices, cocoa and salt. * Trim the pork tenderloins of fat and silver skin. Rub with a generous amount of the cocoa spice rub. Heat the olive oil in a large sauté pan over medium high heat until hot but not smoking. Sear each tenderloin on all sides until a rich brown color, about 2 mi

This Song Is The Jam
J Holiday Suffocate Now even though I try to play it off. Im thinking bout you all day long and I cant wait for shorty to come through From your lips and back up to your eyes my hands on your hips when we grind im fantazing Bout what im gon do to you. You got me fiending for her love ( can't lie) Man you should see how she got me Spending all this time with her (with her) And I couldnt leave her if I wanted to her love turns men into fools Tell me what a man is to do. Chorus(2x) Cause I cant breathe when you talk to me, Cant breathe when your touching me Suffocate when your away from me So much love you take from me Im going out of my mind Whenever we up in this bed and my fingers all in your hair, I Wonder if you feel me watching you Cause I can't go a night without your lovin Got me lookin at this phone Everytime it rings I hope its you (girl) Got me bracin through ur love (and i) Ive fallen for u I (cant lie) I just wanna be with u And yes she g

I Feel Like Typing.
hahahaaaa, eh. i should have called this "blah blah blah." i have no idea whats going on right now. i guess things are running smoothly, for the moment. soon, my plans will become reality. excuse me ive been drinking some and this is partly an ezxperiment to see how drunk joe is. anyway, ima go case ima think ima pass out or somthing. bye now.

A Different Iq
You have a sexual IQ of 157 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

God Was Not Happy!
On the 8th day, at 0730, God looked down upon the earth and was not happy. No, God was not happy! So He thought about His labors, and in His divine wisdom God created a divine creature. And this He called Marine. And these Marines, who God had created in His own image, were to be of the air, and of the land, and of the sea. And these He gave many wonderful uniforms. Some were green; some were blue with red trim. And in the early days, some were even a beautiful tan. He gave them practical fighting uniforms, so that they could wage war against the forces of Satan and evil. He gave them service uniforms for their daily work and training. And He gave them evening and dress uniforms... sharp and stylish, handsome things... so that they might promenade with their ladies on Saturday night and impress the hell out of everybody! He even gave them swords, so that people who were not impressed could be dealt with accordingly. And at the end of the 8th day, God looked down upon the earth and saw

Trapped
Trapped inside, Scared to run. Life used to be, So much fun. Scared to breathe, Alone in the dark. All I can hear, Is a dogs' bark. Thoughts of evil, Running through me head. It almost feels, As if I'm already dead. Come and save me, From the shadows in the night. Please just help me, Get back into the light. I can't hide, My fears of being alone. Some nights I'm stuck, Inside the Twlight Zone. Scared to trust, Alone in my house. The only sound is, Of a tiny mouse. I know you can save me, And pull me away. please just come get me, Somehow, someway. Tyler Montgomery 3 Dec 07

These Girls
O.K...IM NEW TO FUBAR...AND I'VE MET SOME AWESOME PEOPLE....BUT THIS IS WHAT I DONT UNDERSTAND...(IM VERY OUTSPOKEN)....WHY ARE ALL THE GIRLS ON FUBAR FAT, UGLY, AND LET THERE BIG NASTY TITS HANG OUT EVERYWHERE????? IM NOT PERFECT...BY NO MEANS...BUT I CAREFULLY SELECT WHAT PIC'S IM PUTTING ON FOR A MILLION PEOPLE TO LOOK AT....AND YES WE ALL TAKE HORRIBLE PIC'S,,, BUT WHY PUT THEM ON THE INTERNET???? THEY ALL WANT US TO RATE THEM...FAN THEM...BLAH,BLAH,BLAH....DO THEY HAVE MIRRORS???? I FEEL BAD.....GET BETTER LIGHTING?????PUT ON SOME CLOTHES????? STOP TALKING LIKE A WIGGA...AND THEN MAYBE YOU'LL GET A 6!!!!! KISSES

Operator?!
i amused myself just now. i was making a collections call for the company and i realized that i totally switch my voice with customers and reps. it gets all high pitched and professional sounding. for those of you that know me, you know damn well that's a riot considering how polar opposite of that i am. lol

Windtalkers Platoon Update
OUR LITTLE FAMILY IS GROWING SO INTRODUCING NEW PLATOON PLATOON LEADER cathy lostangel **MWT** 'Mystic Angel **MWT** Real Wife of Mystic Warrior **MWT**' Amanda 'Amanda The Seductress 69 ~ & ~ RLW To ~The Real Flirt~**MWT** Wind talker's Platoon~ Vice' Vice 'Kittie Corpse~Suzie~Violent Sex Addict~**MWT**WindTalkers Tribe' ' 'trollsny**MWT**windtalker tribe' snyder

My Favorite Poem Ever
Como (translation)___ As the gentle breeze caresses the draping fronds of the palm, As crystalline waves embrace the silken sand of the beach, As the songs from the birds sweetly rain upon the ears of lovers everywhere... that is how you have touched me ! As the notes from a lament rise from all the dreams that have been broken, As the sigh of a new mother with her infant at her breast, As the wind when it screams with the torture of its loneliness... that is how you have left me! As the heat from the sun with it unequaled brilliance, As the eternal mystery of the pallored light of the moon, As a dancing flame that gives life to the first light in darkness... that is how you have shone within my heart! As the Passion that devours all other passions from the past, As the beating of a heart while it conquers it worst enemy, As the rush of blood as it courses through the vein... that is how you have filled my soul! As the force of a storm while it thrashes throug

Respect Freestyle
i'm lyrical jesus aka the genuis that unique style that people got to decipher the codes he spitting hitting rappers on the battle tip since 95 waiting for a challenger to swing the excalibur to dethrone me take my title and make me look at him if he was a idol i can be idle for years comeback and still give cats the feeling of crack holding my whole state on my back fuck it got hip-hop on it too killing like the nazi did the jews in austichz or the jews crucified jesus i'm bleeding from this pen til the very end kicking my philosophical views to the masses the shes of a mc of who was once on top i got love for the legends for my brethren i hope to see you all in heaven five mics got us killed by the masses now i sit in my chair penning music without a care its not fair to see wack mc's on top when real mc's like me out here struggling to make it in the game i want to be heard not one of these brothers who has to go back to the curb

Numbers Games
So today, I got my first 8 on a rating...and realize most people would be upset since numbers are such a huge part of this game. But the guy rating me is new, probably doesn't get the game (at least, that's what I'm gonna tell myself for now)..and so I won't flame him..but it made me realize how quickly the numbers here take over sometimes.

Restoring Old Photos
Sometimes when your looking through Junk you come across an old photo that time has done no justice to it, and memories could be lost for ever. Like this photo below But with the aid of a good photo editing software you can restore your memories

Military Stuff
Well everyone. I have to go away to do my annual active duty training. For those who did not know, I am a reservist in the Coast Guard. I used to be active duty but a few years back, went into the reserve.I will try to answer or check my e-mail when I can bit for those who have Yahoo IM, let me know, I have Yahoo IM through my cellphone. I will be home before the holidays but I hope everyone will be ok and yes,I hope to keep in touch with each and everyone of you if you wish..... let me know how we might keep in touch, either through e-mail, Yahoo IM , or if you know or feel comfortable with me, we can exchange numbers or info..... let me know. Hugs to all of you and take care! Pete

Billy Joel.......
I went to the Billy Joel Concert last night.... Let me just say....he truely is THE PIANO MAN and a damn good entertainer. I was a lil disappointed in the accoustics at the arena where we were at (American Airlines Center in Dallas), but what do you expect for a big arena. Can't have your cake and eat it to am i right? I was just excited to hear him play one of my favorite songs of all time "New York State of Mind". Yeah i know i'm evil and i love heavy metal, but relaxing rock and roll and some jazz calms the everyday savage beast. He did most of all of his hits with exception of two "uptown girl" and "For the Longest time". Other than that, i rocked out with my socks out...hehehe....you thought i was going to say cock didn't ya? Damnit i said it anyway :P:P. And that was just the beginning.... The train ride back to the train station where i parked was quite amuzing as well. There was a couple sitting beside me and Steph, and it was apparent that they had a "lil" too much t

R.i.p. Pimp C!!! We Love U Nigga!!!!
PIMP C OF UGK WAS FOUND DEAD IN HIS HOTEL ROOM TUESDAY DECEMBER 4, 2007 Updated December 5, 2007-- Pimp C (born Chad Butler), one half of influential Southern rap group UGK, was found dead in his Los Angeles hotel room Tuesday morning. So far, authorities say his death appears to be from natural causes. A statement issued by the Mondrian hotel, where Butler was staying after gig at the nearby House of Blues, said hotel staff was alerted by relatives who hadn't heard from him. "Mr. Butler had checked into the hotel on 28 November and, according to the callers, was to have checked out Monday," the statement read. "Security personnel went to Mr. Butler's room and found him in bed, apparently expired. A 911 call was placed at about 9:20 a.m. and paramedics from the Los Angeles Fire Department responded and pronounced Mr. Butler dead." A statement from the rapper's representative, Nancy Byron, confirmed his death, stating "It is with great regret that I must confirm that C

Cold Winter Nights
Winter is settleing in, as the warm air diminishes and a cold breeze replaces it. As I lie in my bed at night, shivering with ice that runs through my veins, I wonder where did the year go. What happened to the long sunny days, and warm summer nights. As the days slowely disapear my sadness and lonliness become more clear. I am alone with nobody to cuddle with, nobody to make the cold bitter winter nights disapear into a trance. The summer has gone and theres no doubt about it, but I can't go another day without a soft warm body holding me close as I sleep. I need someones comferting breath on the back of my next while I dream the chilling winter away. Will you be that someone I can confide in as the ice breaks me down? Will you pick up the peices as the days pass? Will you be the soft warm body that lies next to me every night holding me close? Will your silk like breath dance across my neck putting me fast to sleep so I can dream the winter night far far away? Com

Sex Part 2
Have you screaming for more and more part 2 Soft furs, warmth of the fire, caressing your naked skin, You stretch, enjoy the feeling. Then Skywise is there, besides you, Your perfect body, gently touching it, smiling, I trace my fingers on your belly. When my fingers slowly glide lower, you gasp, and I laugh, roll over you, and you are more aware of me, than ever before. My eyes, just inches from Yours, MY hand creeping lower and lower, My lips, reaching for your chest. My hand reaches it's target, starts caressing, never quite touching it, and your arousal is shared in my eyes. And then My lips start wandering, slowly, over your chest, over your belly, A touch, down there, My fingers, lips , you don't know, but, oh god, you know it feels so good! You moan, You cannot help it, it feels too good! "Please, no more!" You whisper with hoarse voice, "Please, You'll do anything." My head rises, eyes twinkling, lips curved in an impish smile, "O

Yes Fake Pics
IF ANY OF YOU HAVE ADDED THIS GIRL HER NSFW PICS ARE FAKE SHE HAS DOWNLOADED THEM SHE SEEMS TO THINK THAT SHE CAN HAVE ANY GUY SHE LIKES I CAN TELL YOU THAT SHE HAS SLEPT WITH OVER 400 GUYS AND HAS STDs SO TAKE YOU DONT TOUCH HER ITS JUST A WARNING THIS HER Andoverbike@ fubar PLEASE REPOST

Doughs Pimpout
Doughboy~Bartender for Jens BBW Fortress~Broken Angel's Fuhusband@ fubar There are quite a few people that are special to me here on fubar, but this guy is the most special one by far. He has been there for me when I have needed him. He always knows how to make me laugh and smile when i dont want to. Please go show him some fulovin, hes been stuck on the same level for quite some time now. I dont know how else to repay him for all that he means to me. Love and Friendship Love is like the wild rose-briar, Friendship like the holly-tree— The holly is dark when the rose-briar blooms But which will bloom most constantly? The wild-rose briar is sweet in the spring, Its summer blossoms scent the air; Yet wait till winter comes again And who will call the wild-briar fair? Then scorn the silly rose-wreath now And deck thee with the holly's sheen, That, when December blights thy brow, He may still leave thy garland green.

Anyways
You walked into my Life, when my world was dark and cold, and my heart and soul you did hold. I never knew that you meant so much to me, that my heart was worth enough to care. I started to dream of you at night, you melted the coldness in my heart, with the warmth of your light. I ended up falling for you, how could I not - you're an Angel in disguise, and every touch from you makes my soul hot. But then we are only friends I cannot understand this, I am so far, I cannot turn back now, you are My friend, so what do I do now. I don't know much, except here I am again in Love with my friend. I'm not sure if this is wrong, then again I don't know what's right, I will Love You Anyways, even if its a lonely fight.

Weeweechu
Weeweechu One beautiful December evening Pedro and his girlfriend Rosita were sitting by the side of the ocean.. It was a romantic full moon, when Pedro said, "Hey, mamacita, let's do Weeweechu." "Oh no, , not now let's look at the moon!" said Rosita. "Oh, c'mon baby, let's you and I do Weeweechu. I love you and it's the perfect time," Pedro begged. "But I wanna just hold your hand and watch the moon." replied Rosita. "Please, corazoncito, just once, do Weeweechu with me." Rosita looked at Pedro and said, "OK, one time, we'll do Weeweechu." Pedro grabbed his guitar and they both sang..... "Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, and a Happy New Year." MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!! NOW GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER!

When Will It Stop-so Sad For All That Has Been Abused
~ANGELEYES PROUD MEMBER OF GLOBAL BOMBER'S~@ fubar SAID SHE LOST HER BABY AT 7 MONTHS PREGNANT DUE TO BEING ABUSED. imikimi - Customize Your World I NEVER GOT TO HEAR YOU CRY I NEVER GOT TO LOOK INTO YOUR BEAUTIFUL EYES BUT YOU ARE MY ANGEL AND YOU WILL ALWAYS BE MISSED imikimi - Customize Your World imikimi - Customize Your World

Budwiser Story
§wèèt ßåbýTåzzý69~SEXY VAMP @HF&BS~§µîbbý'$ FÚ/R£~GF(¢º-ºwñè®~ºƒHF&ß§)@ fubar The Budweiser Story (not a joke) This is TRUE! How Budweiser handled those who laughed at those who died on the 11th of September, 2001... Thought you might like to know what happened in a little town north of Bakersfield , California . After you finish reading this, please forward this story on to others so that our nation and people around the world will know about those who laughed when they found out about the tragic events in New York , Pennsylvania , and the Pentagon. On September 11th, A Budweiser employee was making a delivery to a convenience store in a California town named McFarland. He knew of the tragedy that had occurred in New York when he entered the business to find the two Arabs, who owned the business, whooping and hollering to show their approval and support of this treacherous attack. The Budweiser employee went to his truck,

To Ink Or Not To Ink ???
Recently a friend of mine got some new tattoos. I think they are in good taste, creative and plain out sexy! Yes I'm an ink junkie, I love pretty much every aspect there is to them. I personally have 7 tattoos already. they are small & each one holds a special meaning to me. However, I have been inspired to get a new one and I plan for it to be the biggest & best tattoo in my collection. I plan for it to cover my entire back & it also will hold a very special meaning to me. But anyways the reason I am doing this blog is to get some opinions. I wanna know what anyone who reads this to let me know what you think of tattoos. Please be honest! Here are a few questions to get things started. 1. What do you think of tattoos on a girl/guy? 2. Is there such a thing as too many? 3. Do you feel that a person with tattoos is a bad (evil) person? 4. Are they really as addicting as everyone thinks? Ok I think that is enough to get it going lol! Like I said just give me your opinion

Backdraft
Quiet, peacefull. Thats usualy the way it starts. A blaze reaches its point of balance and waits, inside, the heart still smoldering,just waiting for a breath to continue to exist. Some one unsuspecting sees a door and may open it... And full fury is unleashed. The stillness, and then the whine that denotes destruction, a warning. A woman sits on the other side of the door, (to her heart perhaps) thinking. her hand slowly reaching towrds the handle... she must change to survive...

Vick Gets 23 Months... Woohoo!!
Vick hit with 23-month prison sentence Associated Press, Updated 11 minutes ago RICHMOND, Va. (AP) - Michael Vick was sentenced to 23 months in prison Monday for running a "cruel and inhumane" dogfighting ring and lying about it. Former NFL star Michael Vick's attorney Billy Martin talks about his client's sentence, his prospects for the future and other observations. The suspended Atlanta Falcons quarterback could have been sentenced up to five years by U.S. District Judge Henry E. Hudson. Vick, who turned himself in Nov. 19 in anticipation of his sentence, was wearing a black-and-white striped prison suit. After Vick apologized to the court and his family, Hudson told him: "You need to apologize to the millions of young people who looked up to you." "Yes, sir," Vick answered. The 27-year-old player acknowledged using "poor judgment" and added, "I'm willing to deal with the consequences and accept responsibility for my actions." Although there is no parole in

The Truth Behind 9/11 (this Is Highly Interesting)
you may agree..you may disagree. Either way...there are entirely too many mysteries behind the 9/11 attack. There are a few parts that may be shocking. Watch at your own risk please. (Watch each vid in order.)

Shay`s Day
You make the choice. Don't look for a punch line, there isn't one. Read it anyway. My question is: Would you have made the same choice? At a fundraising dinner for a school that serves learning-disabled children, the father of one of the students delivered a speech that would never be forgotten by all who attended. After extolling the school and its dedicated staff, he offered a question: "When not interfered with by outside influences, everything nature does is done with perfection. Yet my son, Shay, cannot learn things as other children do. He cannot understand things as other children do. Where is the natural order of things in my son?" The audience was stilled by the query. The father continued. "I believe that when a child like Shay, physically and mentally handicapped comes into the world, an opportunity to realize true human nature presents itself, and it comes in the way other people treat that child" Then he told the following story: Shay and his fathe

Tired!!!!
The day has gone by so slow and i am really tired at this point and i would really like to go to bed and just sleep the rest of the day away that sounds like a good idea but i cant and it sucks major....... all i kno is im really tired and i want to go home and go to bed and just sleep............ thats all i want.....

Cleaning House
With all the changes to this site,such as the recent ANNOYING change to the bartab along with my boredom and recent level of Fubarlord (which really has showed me that levels mean abosolutely nothing since i am not online enuff to rate 1500 people a day) I have decided to really clean out my friends list. I will be deleting a major portion of accounts my friends and fan-of list. I dont talk to but a handfull of people really, and those are the people I will be keeping. I will gladly accept new friend requests but if people just add me for points, ill take them right off. im not trying to be a snob, its just becoming pointless to me to keep adding and adding people I dont talk to or even leave anything on my page. So those of you that I do chat with, I will keep you on. For those that i havent talk to in awhile, if you are reading this and still want to stay on my friends list, just shoot me a msg and ill keep ya on the list. For those that i delete before you read this, if u want back

From The Whimsical To The Practical
From the whimsical to the practical; we offer gifts, toys, house wares, and more!!!! Come visit us @ http://stores.ebay.com/Webbs-Korner-Store Just about anything you can think of is what we sell, so stop by and take a look!! We are changing things every week or so!! Also if there's one thing your looking for please email us ask for that product and we'll email you back letting you know if we have it and we maybe able to talk about prices if you buy more then 2 things!!!!! Theres plenty of Christmas items and gifts so come and take a good look around!!! Please everyone repost this so others can see this Bulletin!!!! The more ppl who come to see my Store the better Christmas my kids might have!!! Always & Forever, Catherine

Please Help Out
OMG! Ms Dallas is running around hitting BIGDADDY & AIMEE. We can't have that!! She just slapped BigDaddy on the back of his bald head!! And pulled Aimee's hair! Need as many and all to this pick and spank her with rates and comments! Please help out with 1 rate and 20 comments if you can. love will be returned HIT THIS PHOTO ONLY!!!! This is an elimination showdown most rates and comments gets eliminated first!!! $3500 FU BUCKS to eliminate her! Contact Aimee or the GIT R DONE homepage to let us know of rates and bombs to her pic! Find your friends and send them to this pic and eliminate her! (repost of original by '♫ ♪Aimee ♫ ♪™ PRESIDENT & HEAD OFFICER OF THE GIT-R-DONE BOMBSQUAD~' on '2007-12-11 18:44:01')

Its Just That!
TEll me.. Please tell me.. Did i Hurt you.. Did i do you like you did me.. Wait a second.. YOurs was a sticky filled with lies.. Mine was a mumm you didnt need to step in .. I Wasnt messing with you. Hell i left it all alone.. Called me a welfare scum.. Said i was nasty a cheater a hoe! Well thats all good with me.. MY Personal fav was Fucked up teeth and wart.. ITS MY WITCHES MARK FUCKER.. As my story continues.. By the way this is going to be awhile so sit tight get a tissue and a drink.. Do what you do... this is going to be a sad drama filled tale that only i can tell!! First let me tell you this is NSFW for a reason so please turn back if you cant handle what i have to say..NOT FOR The WEAK AT HEART. So here we go.. WE befriend you.. Oh and we did.. We took our shit of the net. We trusted you.. WE LOVED YOU.. You were gonna move here to get outta of the oppressed life you lived. We were gonna help you find yourself in this world. Mother you. EVEN AFTER THE lies..

For The Benefit Of Being Mr Kite
For the benefit of Mr. Kite There will be a show tonight on trampoline The Hendersons will all be there Late of Pablo-Fanques Fair Have you seen it? It’s great. They got stuff. Over men and horses hoops and garters Lastly through a hogshead of real fire! In this way Mr. K. will challenge the world! With the blue people! They're great! They're just... chilled out! The celebrated Mr. K. Performs his feat on Saturday at Bishopsgate. Nice neck of the woods. The Hendersons they’re gonna dance and sing As Mr. Kite flies through the ring don't be late. Messrs. K and H. assure the public Their production is second to none baby. And of course Henry The Horse gonna do the waltz! Oh you gotta see it, it’s genius! I mean she’s ready, she’s got the stuff and movement and waltz. Horses how do they do that stuff? You gotta give her sugar, you know, and shes called Henry and it’s a lot of explanation but don’t worry about it kids. Ok? Just tune in, turn off, drop out, drop i

Nobody Died......
Lyrics: Back when I went to school Kids smoked and swore and broke some rules But I mean, didn't everybody, almost everybody Fake I.D. bought a quart of beer Had the devil's rock n' roll ringin' in our ears And people said, "these kids have got a problem here" I'm not saying that they weren't right I've cried and tried to understand What I'm seeing on the news tonight I'll admit we were young and foolish Totally irresponsible CHORUS: But nobody died We all made it home Well, we'd fuss and fight and make mistakes But life went on There were broken hearts and dreams And wounded pride But nobody died Kids got bullied, picked on and teased But somehow we found our place in the scheme of things And time heals everything, almost everything When I look back on the things I've done Some good, some bad, and I'm really sorry if I hurt anyone Yeah, I'm really sorry if I hurt anyone How we'd get from there to here From Shakespeare and

Innocent
I feel as small as a pixel in a broken window, like some frightened fragment of imagination running amuck in The place where lost toys and brave boys dare to tread. I want to be somebody. Someone brave. Someone who's not afraid of the shattered baubles here. Someone who can stand up to the wind-up soldier the one with kung-fu grip and bayonet rifle. A boy who won't run from the man in the closet. The one who promises me fame and candy. If I drop trow and bend over. If I sign this contract. If I remove that portion of my brain that keeps me a boy. I want to be brave enough to say no. But I'm scared. Mostly of the shiney glass orbs rotting from Paddington's asbestos skull. He tells me to do things sometimes. I think once he was my friend. But now he says I have to kill the manchild. I have to drink the virgin out of the land. I have to dance with my pale naked body pressed up to the man in the closet. I'm starting to think he's that guy we heard ab

What Nerve
I can't stand people on here or anywhere really that are so full of themselves and think they are God's gift to the world. I recently was talking to my sister and some guy kept bothering her numerous times to rate his profile and pics. He thought he ws just the shit. Well she finally said whatever and rated him. She's an honest rater so she won't rate you a 10 if she doesn't feel ya deserve it. SO she gave him still a high score. She gave him a 9. WEll he flipped and said that was offensive and he deserved a 10 or 11. And then started going off on her and then blocked her. This guy is known for rating people ones if he doesnt get what he wants....Uh duh idiot rating people ones won't effect anything they still get points. But then this guy had the nerve to go to my page rate me a one and have his friend who was newer to this site take my pictures and name{old name} and create a fake profile. On top of that he put suposed fake naked pictures of me in this profile. I have never taken a n

To Everyone
I've been in the process of moving, so I haven't been returning rates, messages, comments, etc.. Will anyone who has sent me anything within the past week and a half please leave me a comment on this blog so I can play catch up. Thanks again for all of your support and kindness. And to all of you {{{KISSES}}} Love Ya Niki

-goodbye Kiss-
You never know when your going to die... So this morning i kissed you goodbye. The scent of your hair and the shimmer in your eyes. You never know when, so i kissed you goodbye. The silk of your skin as i kiss down your thigh. You never know, so i kissed you goodbye. The warmth of your insides as you breath slowly, tears crawled from my eyes as you whispered...hold me. I don't know when, this is why this morning i kissed you goodbye. At the table we ate, seat close. Simple favorites as eggs and toast, i don't know when, but i know why. And this morning i kissed you goodbye. At the door our lips met, wanting you more with every step. Now on my way, i traveled briskly, pass swifter vehicles as one did not miss me. As sharp pains clawed in my chest, i struggled for my last breath. My soul passed through my eye's, but i could not cry. Because this morning i kissed you goodbye. Can we live like this?

Grey
i like everything grey.... with a touch of red like a knife-like rain piercing a heart shaped sky i like everything grey... with drops of red like a cut wrist over black and white photos i like everything grey... with a splash of red like a graffitti artist throwing red paint on the grey wall that is my soul i love everything grey... but more of me is red like a dying fire a top crumbling ashes the grey is my passion... the red is who i was... the black is me at my best... Correction, i like everything black with a touch of grey. Can we go back?

Christmas Is Coming..... Way Too Fast
So..it's like what..12 days till that wonderful day of wrapping paper being ripped open. I have NO clue what I'm getting the kids... and sat. I have to shop. Man I hate that feeling.. I would really just rather take them away for a weekend and have a memory they wouldn't forget. Instead... I have a house that is decorated... and the cookie hoarding is starting... all for the day my family comes over to share some good times and gifts. I cherish the good times more than anything. THAT is what makes my christmas. Forget the gifts.... unless of course it's a bottle of Captain Morgan. :o) Happy holiday shopping to all of you.

The Lovers
The brillance in the stars,the power in the waves,the magic in the breeze,the light from the moon ,the heavens open,the doors of hell close,scent of lavendar,lil bit of baby powder,softness of the dew wet grass,lovers entwined,beneath the silvery moon,tonights theirs,the low sounds of love,fast breathing,then stops,and all u hear is the sound of the night,then their hearts the beats as one,they are meant,not forbidden.

Funny As Hell
Dear Wife: I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for good. I've been a good man to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you had quit your job today and that was the last straw. Last week, you came home and didn't even notice that I had gotten a new hair cut, cooked your favorite meal and even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. You came home and ate in two minutes and went straight to bed after watching all of your soaps. You don't tell me you love me anymore. You don't want sex anymore, either you're cheating on me or you don't love me anymore, what ever the cause I'm gone. Your Ex-husband P.S. Don't try to find me. Your sister and I are moving away to West Virginia together. Have a great life. ............................................................................................................................. Dear Ex-Husband: Nothing has made my day more pleasant t

Myspace Sucks..!!
I WANT MOVIE QUEENS AND BIG ROCK STARS ON MY PROFILE PAGE PLAYING BIG GUITARS THEY WONT SAY A THING,, NO BY FAR THEY'LL IGNORE MY ASS AND CLICK ONTO FUBAR..!! THEY'LL ACT LIKE THE FRIENDS THAT I HAVE NOW JUST SIT ON MY PAGE TILL MY LIGHT GOES OUT THEN THEY'LL ADD SOMEONE IN A MYFRIEND DROUGHT TO GIVEM A FIX HELP A MYSPACER OUT!!! YEAH IM TALKIN ABOUT THE GIRLS ON MY LIST SITTING THERE NOW JUST SHAKING YOUR FIST CAUSE YOU KNOW ITS THE TRUTH AND YOUR JUST PISSED YOU LIKE TO SIT THERE AND SEE THE FRIENDS YOU CAN GET THATS WHY I WANT MOVIE QUEENS AND ROCK STARS ON MY PROFILE PAGE PLAYING BIG GUITARS CAUSE THEIR BETTER THAN YOU AND YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE I WANT MOVIE QUEENS AND BIG ROCK STARS...!!!! Ron Miracle December 14,2007

If Only
IF ONLY YOU KNEW HOW MY HEART OVER FLOSSES WITH YOUR LOVE IF ONLY YOU COULD SEE THE WAY YOU FILL MY HOPES AND DREAMS YOUR THE OWNER OF MY HEART THE RULER SURPREME EVEN IN THE DARK OF NIGHT IVE ONLY TO THINK ABOUT YOU TO FEEL YOUR LOVING LIGHT BRIGHTEN MY DAY AND FROM THIS WORLD I DRIFT FEELING AS IF I'LL NEVER TOUCH THE GROUND AGAIN IF ONLY YOU KNEW FOR YOU HOLD THE KEY TO MY HEART ...WRITTEN BYE COUNTRYHOTTIE1976

It's Funny How True This Is
RACISTS? Someone else besides me finally said it. How many are actually paying attention to this? There are African Americans, Mexican Americans, Asian Americans, Arab Americans, Native Americans, etc. And then there are just Americans. You pass me on the street and sneer in my direction. You call me "Whiteboy," "Cracker," "Honkey," "Whitey," "Caveman" and that's OK. But when I call you, Nigger, Kike, Towelhead, Sand-nigger, camel Jockey, Beaner, Gook, or Chink you call me a racist. You say that whites commit a lot of violence against you, so why are the ghettos the most dangerous places to live? You have the United Negro College Fund. You have Martin Luther King Day. You have Black History Month. You have Cesar Chavez Day. You have Yom Hashoah You have Ma'uled Al-Nabi You have the NAACP. You have BET. If we had WET(White Entertainment Television) we'd be Racists. If we had a White Pride Day you would call us racists.

The Bad News
i have been to the doctor.... not good first i found out i'm pregnant, and in the middle of a miscarriage. so they have to go in and take the rest of it out. second, i have a 5cm sized cyst on my left ovary, they have to go in and take that out. third, i have a 3-4 inch lump on my right breast and i have to go to the breast clinic next friday to get that checked out... i'm pretty upset and don't know what to do and my parents have basically grounded me, not allowed to go anywhere, do anything, work, nothing. so, i'll be online here and there cause i am bored out of my mind, i hope to see some of my friends on here... ttysoon, suzy

So Tired Of Your Shit!!!
OK FIRST OFF I LOVE MY FRIENDS BUT GOD DAMN IT, IM SOOOO FLIPPING TIRED OF YOUR BITCHING AND MOANING BOUT YOUR GF/BF!!!! GET REAL OR GET OVER IT! DONT SIT HERE AND TELL ME ABOUT HOW YOUR NOT GONNA TALK TO THEM,DEAL WITH THIER BULLSHIT OR WHATEVER ELSE IS UP THIER ASS AND THEN GO BACK AND KISS THIER ASS THE NEXT DAY!!!! GO OUT GET SOME MEDICAL HELP AND SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! OH OH OH AND MY FAVE ONE.... HANG ON MY ASS TALKING SHIT BOUT HOW MUCH YOU WANNA BE WITH ME AND LOVE ME AND HOW MUCH YOU HATE THAT OTHER PERSON AND HOW MUCH THEY HURT YOU! FUCK ME RUNNING!!!!!! ITS TOTAL BULLSHIT AND YOU KNOW IT. DONT PLAY ME FOR THAT FOOL!!! IM SO OVER THAT KID SHIT BULLSHIT ON THE REAL!! GROW THE FUCK UP,GET A REAL LIFE AND STOP THE DRAMA AND GAMES. THATS FOR 15 YR OLDS. NOW DONT GET ME WRONG I DO LOVE MY FRIENDS WITH EVERY BREATH I HAVE IN MY BODY BUT IM GROWN NOW AND CANT DEAL WITH THAT SHIT. OTHER THEN THAT MERRY CHRISTMAS! YOU FOOLS AINT GETTING SHIT FROM ME THIS YR,LMAO!!! HUG AND KISS

Red Eye Chicken
1 pk Purdue Fit & Easy -Boneless Chicken Breasts 2 tb Vegetable oil, divided 1/2 ts White pepper, divided 1/2 ts Black pepper, divided 1/2 ts Paprika, divided Salt to taste 1/8 ts To 1/4 ts Cayenne (ground -red) pepper, divided 1 cn (13 3/4 ounces) -reduced-sodium -chicken broth 3 tb Unsalted tomato sauce 2 tb Unbleached flour Trim off and discard visible fat from chicken. In a large non-stick skillet, over medium-high heat, heat 1 tablespoon oil. Add chicken. Sprinkle with 1/4 teaspoon white pepper, 1/4 teaspoon black pepper, 1/4 teaspoon paprika and 1/8 teaspoon Cayenne. Season with salt to taste. brown for 2 to 3 minutes. Turn chicken and sprinkle with remaining seasonings. Continue pan frying until chicken is cooked through. Remove from skillet and keep warm. To skillet, add remaining oil and flour. Continue to cook and s

If Only You Knew
I can't find the words to say To tell you that I feel this way I want you, what can I do To make you want me next to you If you look at me, you'll understand All I want is to hold your hand I've felt this way for so long It hurts me that I don't belong Wanting you is all a dream My heart aches, I want to scream I smile and laugh just thinking about you Together now, I wish it was true I always imagine of your gently touch If only you knew I felt this much If only you could see the love in my eyes Of all those nights, I sat and cried Just look at me, I'm standing here Just call out my name, I'll be there How long the wait, I don't know When the day comes, I'll let it show If only you knew my feelings for you I'll stay, hopefully you'll feel the same way too

Busy Week
Maybe this isn't the appropriate blog to place this entry in. I finally got laid. Woohoo! Hopefully once more before we leave for Canadia. Am I the only one who can't satnd when people say "rate/fan/add me" on their pages. Why ask? Are people that desperate? Oh well, who am I to judge. Oh yeah, I am the giver of the 10s and this site is all about judging. Anyway, it's time for bed and time to take care of things.

It Pisses Me Off
it pisses me off to see a site that looks interesting and when you get there its all marked privet..or for me only or privet my kids or its just full of crap fake pics that are not of the person who owns the site..i thought the idea of haveing pics on here was to get points and comments about them.i even saw one where she wanted you to send her x amount of fubucks just to see her pics.what a fucking whore.come on people wise up. if i go to your site i will rate alot of or even all your pics if its interesting.i wont wast my rates on pages of crap pics of flowers or seenery.excettra.i onely have 1000 rates a day to give. if you have pics you dont want people to see dont put them up.why wast the room.and for god sakes use your own pic in your profile dont try to fool us with a sexy pic that is not you.i wont rate you if i see it..thats just how i feel and i ant backing down..zz..i tell it like it is.

Hello Ty All For Helping Me Lvl Up
hello all, Hello all i just wanted to thank everyone who just helped me lvl and i will get to your pics soon and all just been busy but I always try and return the love just bare with me. have a happy holiday and a kick ass new year

Rolling Stone Interview
12/07/07 : ROLLING STONE INTERVIEW Draiman recently told RollingStone.com that the upcoming album's projected title track is "an anthem for soldiers" - specifically American soldiers fighting overseas. "It's meant to be something that would make them feel invincible, take away their fear, make them strong," Draiman said. "And that's what this whole body of work on this record does. It's music to help you feel strong." Spotlighting the band's darker side, there's "Deceiver", inspired by one of Draiman's "really bad relationships," and the Edgar Allan Poe-esque tale "Inside The Fire". "That's a real racy song," Draiman admitted to RollingStone.com, "It's about me standing over the body of my girlfriend, who just killed herself, and the Devil is standing over me, whispering in my ear to kill myself."

Merry Christmas And Happy New Year
We won't have the internet around these holidays. So we wanted to make sure we say MERRY CHRISTMAS and have a Happy New Year! We love you all very much. Here is to a hoping we all have a great start in 2008! Love, Joe & Mandy AND

Anticipation
Sigh. Waiting is so hard. I know he will call he always does. Twice a day at least. I never know when. I call him somtimes of course because I can't wait to hear him call me his baby girl. He totally owns me. Sometimes not being in control is hard though. I love to be submissive for him. Only one other man has been able to do that with me and he's been gone for a long time. Being submissive is like an ache inside. Waiting for your master to be ready for you and not the other way around. I can be patient. I have no choice in the matter. I was told to wait in my corner for him and I will. To be totally vulnerable to some one is hard. Being submissive is worth it. The anticipation makes the time that he is there so much better. It's like a total release. Tension dissapates and his praises fill me with so much pleasure that I can't begin to describe it in mere words. There may not be a collar or even restraints but the anticipation feels very restraining. Knowing I please him bri

Sad
A single mom I know,was diagnosed with breast cancer in 2005.She had to spend time away from her kids ,while having chemo done.She hoped and prayed for the cancer to be gone .But 2 days ago she finds out it's back.As a sinlge mom ,who has always struggled and fought to keep her kids safe.She now feels so alone inside.And I guess her fight is not over yet.She hasnt told her kids ,where x-mas is just around the bend .But really ,when does a person say they can't fight anymore? God what a nice christmas present hey!(THIS IS THE THING ,THIS STORY IT TRUE CAUSE IT'S BOUT ME!)

Who's This Guy?(another Stitch Original Poem)
Who'S This Guy? Who's this guy I see each night? He's all alone,no one's in sight. He's on the curb,there in the light. I ask myself,who can he be? And when I leave through my front door, I pass him near the old drug store. He makes me think. He makes me sore. Well I'll be damned,This guy is me. Glenn Delbert Carrasquillo Copyright ©2007 Glenn Delbert Carrasquillo

Your Input Is Required
So for those of you that know me. Know that i want my own horse farm some day. I want to breed Classical Morgan Horses. I will be posting pictures of some classical Morgans so you know what i am talking about. Here is the problem i am have a trouble coming up with a farm name. I am torn between to. one shows my Pagan side the other is a tribute to my Grandfather the man that taught me soo much about Life and horses especially Morgans. SO i am going to post both names up here and you all need to tell me what you alll think. Balefyre Morgan Horse Farm H.S.C Morgan Horse Farm (H.S.C. Stand for Hugh Samuel Carson my grandfather)

Guyz...
guys are so really just getting on my nerves... seriously no matter how old they are they are they all act like they're two... it's just frustrating and then no matter what they do you can't just stay mad at the stupid stuff they do! urgg.......... lolz... so right now i'm just telling all of you guys out there that are single or taken or watever: GROW UP!

Never Too Late
This world will never be What I expected And if I don't belong Who would have guessed it I will not leave alone Everything that I own To make you feel like it's not too late It's never too late Even if I say It'll be alright Still I hear you say You want to end your life Now and again we try To just stay alive Maybe we'll turn it around 'Cause it's not too late It's never too late No one will ever see This side reflected And if there's something wrong Who would have guessed it And I have left alone Everything that I own To make you feel like It's not too late It's never too late Even if I say It'll be alright Still I hear you say You want to end your life Now and again we try To just stay alive Maybe we'll turn it around 'Cause it's not too late It's never too late The world we knew Won't come back The time we've lost Can't get back The life we had Won't be ours again This world will never be What I expected And if I don't belong

Todays Looser
2007-12-19 14:03:45 hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii how are u...........i wanna sex....u? u r to want web cam fucck love each ohter...u web cam? fhera123@hotmail.com come noww Thinkin this guy might needs a new approach. Sheeesh Come on....its spelt out loud and clear on my profile.... I dont cam and dont cyber.... before you make an ass of yourself read...

Thursday (peeking)
Good Morning! Look out you window What do you see? Sorry different window ... Umm, wrong time of the year oops, wrong window ... Took long enough, now let me in - I'm freezing! lol Enjoy Your Day!

Very Sad
December 4th, 2007, Jessica Sherwood had to do something no mother should ever have to do. At 2:29 pm Jessica made a very tough, but the right decision to take her little 3 month old daughter off life support. In memory of little London Marie, i thought id start a little forward.. Jessica had a message that i want every one to know.. This is what jessica said: IF NE ONE HAS KIDS MAKE SURE U KEEP THEM WIT U THE WHOLE TIME DNT GIVE THEM TO NE ONE THAT U DNT TRUST..... TRUST ME I THOUGHT I TRUSTED JOSH..... BUT NOW AS OF 12-4-07 AT 2:29AM SHE IS GONE.... MY ONE AND ONLY BABY....... AND HE IS GUNNA PAY FOR EVER EVEN IF HE GETS OUTTA JAIL SCOTT FREE HE WILL BE DEAD NO MATTER WAT......... TO ALL MY FRIENDS AND THAT KNO LONDON I AM VERY ANGRY AND UPSET I LOST THE LOVE OF MY LIFE MY BABY GIRL.... SHE DIED ON HER 3MONTH BDAY........ SHE HAD 6 FRACTURED RIBS..... BOTH OF HER LEGS WERE FRACTURED.... AND HER BRAIN WAS SO DAMANAGED THAT IF SHE WERE TO LIVE SHE WOULD BE A VEGETABLE.... S

Wtf?
Ok, let's start this by saying that I am in a foul mood today, for really no reason what so ever. So there are things that are pissing me the fuck off that would normally wouldn't bother me... All of these might not fit the pissing me the fuck off standard, they may be mild annoyances, but I really just don't care enough to differentiate... Also, these are in a very random order, as they occur to me, not in importance... so... I don't really give a rat's ass if you put 'girls only' on your page, what the fuck is that? are you a lesbian? then just fucking say so... 'girls only', fuck you... if you are gay, I have zero problem with that... if you don't like guys sending you lewd messages, that will not stop them, hell, guys dig girl on girl shit, so you are setting yourself up for more of it... next... downraters... what the fuck are you thinking? I really don't care if you don't like me, or anyone else on here for that matter... Do you think you are making some form of stat

Christmas Carols For The Psychiatrically Challenged
Schizophrenia: Do You Hear What I Hear? Multiple Personality Disorder: We Three Kings Disoriented Are Dementia: I Think I'll be Home for Christmas Narcissistic: Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me Manic: Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Busses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and...... Paranoid: Santa Claus is Coming to Get me Borderline Personality Disorder: Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire Personality Disorder: You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll tell You Why Obsessive Compulsive Disorder: Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells

My Beloved Eldest Brother Len!
His full name is Leonard Rooney, we all know him as jut Len. Len was born in October 1961 in Georgetown, Guyana. He was always bright boy and proved this academically by passing 'O'Levels 'A'Levels and going on to study to be an Accountant. I was fortunate to work with Len for a company called Blanchards. It was a summer job while I was student, which Len kindly organised for me. He was a Managment Accountant and I was his summer slave. The was something unfair about this relationship, but I couldn't quite put my finger on it. After all, he did buy me lunch every day. He was absolute professional at work and commanded a high degree of respect from his colleagues. The same respect that I think we all feel for him. If you know Len then you will know that he liked to keep in shape. He played cricket, football and worked out regulary at Crystal Palace. He ate whatever he wanted, but never put an inch of fat on. He was good looking and in shap, but never vain. Len wasn't married and has no

A Salute From Me
So I'm thinking of doing some salutes for my friends and others as well basically whoever would like a salute from me (Sfw only you wanna get points for posting it don't you?) So if you want a salute let me know but also I would like to be sent between 500-1000 fubucks for making these for you Like I said you can send anywhere from 500 to 1000 and I will make you one If you don't have a lot of fubucks not a problem send 200 and I will still hit you up with a salute

Sad And Alone
Tears fill my eyes when i think of you sitting her looking at your pictures that hang on my walls oh how much i miss you. my arms ach for your hugs my heart breaks with all we have been through. all those years togeather never being apart. no i find myself sad and alone oh sure there are people near its just not the same my dears as the tear drops fall from my eyes. no more silly questions, no more look of confusion. no more nightly bed time stories no more talk of fears. sitting here in otter dispear missing you thinking of all those times i wiped away your tears and held you close comporting you when you where scare. missing your laughter and your mischiveous ways.

No Christmas
Well, Thanksgiving came and went and I didn't hear from my brother. Now its almost Christmas and I still haven't heard from him. I've sent him a card and and email, but I haven't gotten a response. The only reason I haven't called is because I'm kind of afraid to. I don't know how I would handle the rejection. I am pretty sure the silence is a result of conversions my ex had with my sister-in-law earlier this year. I don't know exactly what was said, but I have an idea. What hurts most is that my brother and sister-in-law would believe ill of me and cut off communications. Haven't seen the kids since early this summer. Well, this Christmas is going to pretty much suck balls. Going to be all alone. Merry effing Christmas!

Managing Passwords
Every site we visit now a days day,has some kind of User ID or password connected to it. The biggest problem a lot of users have is keeping track of their IDs, as well as having their accounts hacked into by outsiders. Not only that, User IDs and passwords can be really annoying as the time gets wasted and always constantly typing the same thing in. Fortunately, there is the IDVault, and the newest version, the ID Vault 2008, allows for some ease in a user’s life, as well as some added security. IDVault is a U key that looks like a padlock, even with a U-shaped metal end. You can affix the U-end on your keychain, and the device retracts the USB end. To install the user inserts the included CD Rom software, then inserts the USB Key. From there, a user can just add a new account for their bank from a pre-selected list. So when the user goes to their banking or financial site, their personal ID codes are automatically entered in. Not only that, there is a new window opened on the screen

Quote Of The Day, Or Something
I have always liked this quote: "I must study politics and war that my sons may have liberty to study mathematics and philosophy. My sons ought to study mathematics and philosophy, geography, natural history, naval architecture, navigation, commerce and agriculture in order to give their children a right to study painting, poetry, music, architecture, statuary, tapestry, and porcelain," John Adams.

Christmas Is A Time For Giving! Help Me Out Put A Present Under My Tree! Merry Christmas And A Happy New Year To All!
HELP A LADY GET A FEW PRESENTS FOR CHRISTMAS (repost of original by 'AKAMRS. T~LIL PLEASURE~LIL BUSINESS~DYLON'S DIVA~' on '2007-12-24 05:22:25') (repost of original by 'NYCE-N-SLOW' on '2007-12-24 05:52:23') (repost of original by 'Gettofisherman' on '2007-12-24 09:36:23') (repost of original by 'AKAMRS. T~LIL PLEASURE~LIL BUSINESS~DYLON'S DIVA~' on '2007-12-24 14:48:31') (repost of original by 'CONTEST ON THE 30TH FOR THE SEXIEST QUEEN ON FABUR!' on '2007-12-24 15:21:31')

If You've Had A Little Trouble Getting Into The Christmas Spirit...
I do not speak often of my faith. To me, it has become something quite personal and beyond common words. Not to mention that often, the failures I see in myself to live each moment according to the precepts of my faith incline me to often feel unworthy of speaking of something that is so sacred to me. But this magical season we call Christmas always seems to incline me reconnect to my faith. Some of the most painful periods of my life have surrounded me during holiday seasons. Yet oddly, it was during such times of darkness that the light of hope that characterizes Christmas has seemed to shine the most brightly for me. That would seem to be a bit of paradox – hope overtaking the hopelessness of worldly circumstances – joy that surpasses understanding, overtaking deep sorrow and feelings of loss and loneliness – a belief in the magical, in the midst of the all too painful natural illusions of our present reality. And yet it happens to me every year about this time – perhaps because

Marry Christmas To All
Hello All, Hello all Iam here just wishing everyone a Marry Christmas and a Happy New Year. To all my friends and family have great year and my you get everything you ask for this year and good luck to all hugs and kisses Monkey AKA Mike

Christmas
well i have to be honest even with out my rl being here to celebrat christmas with me this has been the first time in a very long time that christmas has felt like anything other then a real christmas. so in the season of this day i wish all to have a safe but yet a great christmas and a happy new year

The Way You Loved Me
Think back to what was yesterday When it all seemed so right. But you took it all away I forced my tears to dry. Our time, it all flashed before my eyes And I said I'd leave this all behind. But I can't understand, How this slipped through my hands Cause it's hard to regret… The ways you held me, How you'd keep me around. The way you'd look into my eyes Yeah, the times we had to figure out… Were we going anywhere? But you never really cared. And you gave up so easy, On the ways you loved me. Underneath the darkest sky, You watched me cry. I fell apart, picked up my heart, And you just walk on by. But how can you not shed a tear, When seeing all that we left here? I still don't understand Why I slipped right, through your hands How can you forget…? I'm nothing to you, Be nothing to me. You've wasted my love, Why can't you see? Yeah, I'm not coming back, And I'll just runaway, So don't chase me, You'll never get me…

Moving To Canada
In one month I shall be moving to Canada to be with my Master. He does own me and will fully control me and everything in my life. I am so looking forward to this. I look forward to these big changes and giving myself to my Master. I will be giving up my life here to live in Canada and not be returning to the USA. I will love serving my Master 24/7 365 days as a housemaid/slut/slave. I will work my ass off for Master to make sure he is comfortable and well taken care of. He will have control over everything I do and have. It cant go by fast enough, well I must start getting things together now so I be ready for this big day.

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****Poem****** In submission she offers a part of her her thoughts, her hopes, her dreams so that He might know her In submission she offers a part of her that which makes her unique encompassing her heart and soul so that He might know her. In submission she offers a part of her that which she has kept hidden being dark and having caused pain over the years so that He might know her. In submission she offers a part of her extending her hand, a part of her flesh soft and pale, tender and giving so that He might know her. In submission she offers a part of her something kept carefully guarded over the years, something not easily given, her trust so that He might know her. In her submission she offers herself so that she may thrive so that she may grow so that she may bloom in her submission to Him ******************************************** Sub vs. Slave To me a slave is someone who does things for others

Poem For My Daughter Rebecca
My Little Girl Days and nights come and go Daddy’s little girl is almost home. I will try my best To give all you need And I will try my best To protect you from all bad things The day you came was a shock in itself Four days after daddy’s birthday Daddy almost past out I held you in my arms You looked at me and I looked at you And that’s when I knew My wish had come true My little angel had arrived To help daddy on this journey called life As you grew things were so clear You are my little girl that I hold inside here In my thoughts and in my heart You have always been from the very start No matter the distance between us or our time apart You could always find me in your heart I hope you know that no matter what you do Daddy will always be proud of you When I’m gone don’t be sad You’re the best thing my life ever had God gave you to me and me to you For he loves us through and through Until that day comes when I take my ride To the beautiful p

Contest Starting On The 30th, Four Days Till The Party Gets Rocking!
THE TIME IS WINDING DOWN FOR THE SEXIEST, BADDEST, MALE AND FEMALE OF THE YEAR 2007, TO SHOW OFF THERE SKILLS. 4 DAYS AND THE KING AND QUEEN CONTEST BEGIN! 7 PM SHARP EST. GOT TIME TO ENTER FOR THE FREE VIP OR BLAST GIVE AWAY. THE QUEEN WILL BE CROWN AND MALE WILL ALSO BE CROWN ALL MALE CONTESTANT TO BE VISIT MY PAGE: AKAMRS. T @ FUBUR_ ALL FEMALE CONTESTANTS TO BE , GIVE A HOLLER TO BIG POPPA @ FUBAR) Music Video: Same Girl by (R. Kelly)

The Dream
I finally crawled into bed last night, late. With visions of you still in my head. Anticipation pounding in my heart. All my senses filled with your existence. As I escaped into the dream world I know so well, I took you with me. We walked down the beach together. Our hands touching and our hearts bonding through them. The wind kissing our faces gently. The sand giving way under our feet. The warmth in our hearts that only a poet would understand. Finding an oasis in the never ending edge of the world, We sit beneath the giant tree, on the patch of thick grass that seems to have been put there just for us. We talked for what seems to be hours. Never running out of things to say, feelings to share, thoughts to exchange. I reach out to touch you and you stop my hand with yours. Our fingers touch. Our hands envelop each other. Almost as though they were making love to each other. Our fingers dancing. Our eyes gazing into each others. A soft and gent

Nothing And Everything
Well today is today and yesterday well yesterday needs to burn in hell.Yeah I have accepted the fact that I love what I shouldn't and that in order for the beast to protect itself too be both have to move towards separate distinct endings.Currently my ending isn't quite as fulfilling as theirs appears to be but rarely has mine been great.LoL This is a pain that will eventually go away and be replaced but for now Im just going to indulge it, use it, warp it into the reason to keep changing and mold the hope that some how I can be deemed worthy, untainted.That eventually pain will cease and tears will dry and Im offered a hand to stop begging at their feet............

Our Threesome
He had been looking at this one site for a while and I finally got the courage to look at it with hubby then to sit with him and actually chat on the site. Guys would flirt with me and ask to post and I would not for a while. Finally I got brave enough to post some pics of me without the face. I started to enjoy the nice feedback and let hubby take some more, still faceless. We would private chat with couples, gals and guys and would flirt and talk sexy. We would trade pics in email: me still faceless pics and guys' close ups of their cocks. Some guys assume women like to go straight to the cock the way guys like to go straight to tits and ass. I was amused by all this and interested at the same time, but never overly turned on by that. One night we started chatting with a guy that lives in the metro area. We did the normal intros, greet, and a/s/l thing and came to find out that he lives about an hour from us in one of the nearby suburbs. This is the first time we've chatted wit

Simply An Illusion
Written a few weeks ago: I had this dream that haunts my sleep as of recent. I am at my own funeral and no one outside a few remnants of friends are there. Most belived that it wasn't worth thier time to see me off one final time. I begin screaming so loud that I hope it goes through the veil between the world their in and the one I am trapped with in alone. I hope its something they hear in their dreams and haunts them...... But suddenly I am shook awake. These arms wrap around me and a voice whispers "Its ok, shhh, I got you." These arm are warm and inviting. There is love with in the words this voice speaks. There is a knowing that these arms can protect me from the darkness that invades my being. As I nestle close to this body the arms hold me tight until my sobs fade. Thinking my comfort will leave me soon, I am shocked to find those arms still holding close. To still hear the voice soothing my soul. This body engulfs my small frame, in comparison to its own. I know that as

Reposted For A Friend In Need.....
Don’t forget to fly Don’t forget to dance Don’t forget to cry Don’t forget to take a chance Don’t forget to smile Don’t forget breathe Don’t forget to walk the extra mile Don’t forget to spend time on your knees Don’t forget to sing Don’t forget to laugh Don’t forget the little things Don’t forget the past Don’t forget to love Don’t forget to believe Don’t forget your best is always enough Don’t forget Faith is all you need

Contestants And Bombers
Please make sure to remember to rate/ fan the host of the contest to bomb. akamrs. t (806823) is sponsoring the king contest and Big Poppa (601638)! I will post the blog again for the rules for everyone!

Being Afraid
THERE IS SO MUCH THAT CAN GO WRONG HERE.....GOD I AM SCARED AND DONT KNOW WHERE TO GO.....NOWADAYS I DONT KNOW WHICH END IS UP AND WICH END IS DOWN ...BETWEEN FINDING A WEDDING DRESS AND LOOKING A TUXES AND FINDING JUST THE RIGHT CHURCH AND SEATING ARANGEMENTS AND WEDDING INVATATIONS AND GUEST LIST MENUES AND A SCORE OF OTHER THINGS IM GOING FRIGGIN NUTS LETS PUT IN THE MIX MY FATHER IS DYING MY ELDEST DAUGHTER IS PREGNANT MY OLDEST SON HATES MY GUTS MY TWO YOUNGEST SONS ARE HAVING ISSUES WITH ATHOURITY (THEY ARE 5 AND 6) AND LETS NOT FORGET MY EX HUSBAND WHO IS JUST ACHING TO GET IS PAWS ON ME SO HE CAN BEAT THE HELL OUTTA ME IM PLAYING PHONE TAGG WITH HALF MY FAMILY THE OTHER HALF THINKS IM GOING CRAZY...(THERE RIGHT YA KNOW) MY FIANCE IS ALLWAYS TIRED BECAUSE HE IS WORKING WAY TO HARD AND I REALLY REALLY NEED A PEICE OF CHOCHLATE CAKE RIGHT NOW ....IM BLABBERING ARENT I???? THOUGHT SO....HANG ON LET ME BREATHE HERE....OK IM HAVING A CRISSIS HERE...KNOW ONE SEEMS TO UNDERSTAND ANYTHI

Inner Sanctum
Dreams haunting me Won’t let me be Coldness deep within Trying to break free Pushing it deep inside Oceans of tears I’ve cried Sadness Pain Anger Out it flows like the tide Destiny unfolding Faith no longer holding Premonitions of demise Emotions ever molding Rage fills the heart Ripping it apart Shattering my sanity Destructive from the start

9 Things
9 Things that drive me up the wall! 1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.. I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? 2. People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the channel manually. 3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it? 4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? 5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damned floor. 6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine? 7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? I

Info
as most of my friends would say i am a very confused woman and i would agree. you see i am very soft hearted and i really do not know what i want out of my life. my kids are all i think about and i forget about me. i have a great man and very good friends but sometimes it does not seem like it is enough. i am torn between hanging with my friends or staying home and making him happy. i feel this pressure everytime i think about all the things i could be doing but i am not. i spend almost every waking moment with my kids and working. all work and no play makes me a angry woman. i love spending time with my friends and i really miss it but i feel guilty for that. my world is very stressful and i get relief by chatting with my friends on here. thank you guys who check up on me and if i seem distant i am sorry. then there is this burning to further my education because one day i would love to own a old fashion ice cream shop in my home town. it is all i dream about and it depresses me that

Stuttering Kitty
A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students."Human beings are the only animals that stutter", she says. A little girl raises her hand. "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered", she volunteered. The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident. "Well", she began, "I was in the back yard with my kitty and the rottweiler who lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard! "That must've been scary", said the teacher. "It sure was", said the little girl. "My kitty went 'Fffff,Fffff, Fffff'... and before he could say "Fuck," the rottweiler ate him!"

Iliteracy In Fuland?
Okay people... it has come to my attention and I'm sure others as well. WHY do people choose to be illiterate when it comes to profiles? I wonder if there are people who actually wonder WHY someone did not add them into their fu-circle. Personally I don't think it's too much to ask for someone to READ MY PROFILE. I mean after all YOU'RE the one wanting ME to add YOU. I take the courtesy to actually READ your profile, provided there is something to read. Otherwise I don't even bother requesting to add you. But hey! Thats just me... So be fair warned or not. If you want me to add you READ my profile. Cuz if you DO NOT have a SALUTE or put something in the request field you WILL be DENIED. I just did a few cuz they can't seem to read. I'm NOT here to see how many friends I can get. There is a REASON why I don't have thousands of friends. Not even I can't keep up with that many! So on that note.. I hope you all have a wonderful day!

How I Know If I Really Want Her
(Do not skim this blog- There is a huge question at the end) I have been blown away by a few girls in my day. Out of all of them though, I can say that with only 3 of them, I have seen real long term potential with. I am 28 years old... 3 girls. This includes my son's mom who I thought I would spend the rest of my life with. Now I think guys and girls are different about this to the point where I will blog about that later but... In order for me to want to settle down with a girl I require two things. Mental and physical stimulation. Mentally- I need a girl to be able to challenge me intellectually, and be somewhat entertaining or entertainable. There are more things needed but I am not going to rip into a huge blog about that again. Physically- I have dated some good looking women despite my ugly mug. I am not gonna settle down with someone who is not at this point. You may call that superficial, but as I have said before, those people can have fun fucking each

A Cynical Willyism For The Fuckin' Day 1/1/08;
Today, this year w/etf, just started but is the worst fuckin' one since yesterday! But a crazy gypsy woman said, accordin' to my horoscope, taro-cards, and weegi board it will only be half as bad as tomorrow! Gee I can't fuckin' wait!

Morning
As the ray of light peeks through the curtains, Shinning upon your beautiful body, I ran my fingers through it, Such firm and soft skin, Passions fills up As I tiptoe my fingers across your chest Working my lips down to that forbidden fruit A edible sex toy Like a candy to a baby Firm, thick and Strong Giving you the greatest pleasure Moan my name in ecstasy Pull me up Cover my breasts with your hands Firm and tender The way you like it Lowered my body slowly And moving in with every breath Move your hands to my hips Push it in Keep it slow first Quietly take me into passion As the passion grows, Move faster and brings me to The ultimate climax Crushed me with your love Take me to new heights Make me breathless As I screams and shiver in pleasure Wishing it never ends HOld me tight close to your heart As you collaspsed Exhausted Feeling your hot and burning body Waiting to just taste you again I will never get enough of you

Everyone
if i havent rated your profile or faned you please leave a comment on this blogg remindin me to because i have got so many friends requests and just forgot alot. do not Shout box me because my SB is messin up

I'm Sorry I Ever Met You!
You know, I hear "Fubar Sucks" all the time. Anytime I hear that I cringe. Why? Because Fubar is not a person, not a single entity. Fubar is a NETWORK of people. Without PEOPLE Fubar would simply be a void on the web. So if you feel like "Fubar Sucks" what your really saying is "I suck", "You Suck", or "We all fucking suck". When I talk about Fubar with people who have never been here I describe as "Myspace On Steriods". It's a site where you practically forced to associate with others. IE So n So just checked you out!! OMG ITS A HOTTIE!! I have to see So n So. You had a choice...but you seriously couldnt resist the sexy motherfucker rating you photos a ten or an eleven. Now your rating all theirs! Boom a relationship has begun. Some other things I hear alot on fubar as well are the words "CREEP" "PERV" and finallly "Stalker" NEW'S FLASH !!!! PERVS CREEPS AND STALKERS ARE IN REAL LIFE TOO!! In real life what would you do if you ran into one of these individuals. Ignore

Thelatinromeo77 Not Until The 12th Then Show Some Love
Get this widget | Track details | eSnips Social DNA thelatinromeo77@ fubar Go Go thelatinromeo77 It's your birthday! We're gonna party! It's your birthday! Go show this great friend Some awesome birthday luvin! thelatinromeo77@ fubar

Quickie
It was another busy day at work. We were short staffed like we have been for the past month. I was helping out,, by doing my job as a secretary plus helping the nurses with the patients. You called out of your room..and I can't make out what your saying. So, I go in, to find that you knocked your ice water all over the floor. You appoligize for the mess..and I said, its ok..let me get it cleaned up. I find a towel...and bend over in my skirt to clean it up. Not realizing what kind of view I am giving. I went to work without underwear. You can see through my skirt. Next thing I know, I hear you breathe in deeply..and feel your hands on my hips. You slide one hand under..and run the tip of your finger up and down my clit. I moan and say, we really shouldn't be doing this.. its really busy and they will be wondering where I am at. You whisper in my ear.. its ok,, I will make it quick. Next thing I know..you put your hard shaft inside me. I let out a moan. You grab my chest

Sleepless Nights
Oh sleepless night With my demons I fight With no sword or shield My bed is the battle field Cover oh my sweet cover No sweet dreams of my lover My pillow knows my fears And it swallows all my tears The night is so silent and dreary And even though I am bleary I can't find a way to sleep I can't find the tears to weep So soon the sun will shine And brings peace to this heart of mine And ends this sleepless night And I will lose my hopeless fight

My Girl Is A Poetess!
Midnight Sprite By Cali Linx Have you ever danced with a sprite, in the pale moon light? Heýll appease, heýll delight, and heýll give you a frightý. He is wicked, he is sly, with a gleam in his eyeý. He will touch, and he will tease, and promise you heýll pleaseý. But like shadows of night, heýll vanish in the lightýý. But heýll slip in your room, with the coming new moon, To finish his devilish delights. Care to dance ?

A Cynical Willyism For The Fuckin' Day 1/4/08 Gonna Reinstall This Pos;
later today, give or take, at noon! I'm going back to the fuckin' way it came from factory! I know I been pissin' and moanin' about this so it's time to change shit! I think I have all I need on CDs, prolly wrong but fuck it, so today and for I don't know how long I'll be offline, trying to get shit from laptop here so won't be on that either! But when, and if, I come back it will be with renewed funnies so keep it wet and warm!

There Is No End
There is no end to the pain, cant break the chains, I feel the strain as it begins to rain. I feel in vain. Never wanted to say goodbye never meant to make you cry. Wanted it to last, but now it is all in the past. There is no end to the tears that keep falling but I keep calling. what I would give to have you back. Mom and dad, I feel so sad, why cant you be glad, why do you make me feel so bad. There is no end to the ache inside my heart. You walked away, why didnt you stay. Never meant to stray or cause you any pain. I only cry because, God knows i did try. I tried to be strong, I was so wrong. Tried to make right tried to stop the fight, but now you are out of sight. There is no end why cant we mend. I miss you mom and dad. Hope someday we can be together again. There is no end.

An Unconditional Gift
Kindness In the quest to create a gentler, more loving world, kindness is the easiest tool we can use. Though it is easy to overlook opportunities to be kind, our lives are replete with situations in which we can be helpful, considerate, thoughtful, and friendly to loved ones and associates, as well as strangers. The touching, selfless acts of kindness that have the most profoundly uplifting effects are often the simplest: a word of praise, a gentle touch, a helping hand, a gesture of courtesy, or a smile. Such small kindnesses represent an unconditional, unrestricted form of love that we are free to give or withhold at will. When you give the gift of kindness, whether in the form of assistance, concern, or friendliness, your actions create a beacon of happiness and hope that warms people's hearts. The components of kindness are compassion, respect, and generosity. Put simply, kindness is the conscious act of engaging others in a positive way without asking whether thos

My Beautiful Amazing Mother
Your passion in life was to be the best mom and grandma, and that is exactly what you were. I told you I loved you often, but wish I would have said it more. I wish I would have spent more time with you my heart knew your time was limited, denial set in and life went on. I know you no longer suffer, but I want to be selfish and ask for more time even if it's just a few hours. How am I supposed to go on without you? I miss your beautiful understanding blue eyes, your soft sweet smelling skin, your calm nuturing voice, and most of all your presense. I never knew one could truly have a broken heart, and since the day you passed I have. The pain of loosing you is too much to bear at times. However I will cherish the 33 years I got to spend with you, and hold all the memories over those years close to my heart I will let go of you but not your memory. Go on mom take that long awaited pain free walk with our Lord Jesus in the Heavens and I will patiently await the day we see each ot

Systematic- Leaving Only Scars Lyrics
So, do you feel what I feel when it all comes down? I see it in your eyes Throw, throw me a line so I won't drown The shore just seems to fall Another callous on my heart No, there's no way to stop The sting inside when it comes apart I realize who we are No, no matter when it stops The broken pieces cut my hands Leaving only scars We pretend we've got this all figured out Not as selfish as we are So, clear the dust off my soul as I fade out You knew I wouldn't be here long Another callous on my heart No, there's no way to stop The sting inside when it comes apart I realize who we are No, no matter when it stops The broken pieces cut my hands Leaving only scars And I didn't want to lose Or want to understand I fell right through your hands Now there's nothing left to lose My life crumbles in your hands I lay me over and over again There's no way to stop The sting inside when it comes apart I realize who we are No, no matter when it stops The broken piece

Question? The Way To A Womans Heart?
a friend asked me this earlier, and at first, my answer was jokingly, " thru her damn ribcage !!!" and then i was thinking, and i found this answer, which is below, on the internet, i read it a few times, and realized, i had done and tried this, and its never worked for me, maybe it will for you !!! Respect her, listen to her, confide in her and be there for her. Be the one guy who never lets her down. Make her your best friend and share everything. Women crave what they usually don't understand themselves and that is an equal in life. Be her equal, be sucessful and be confident, but always entirely hers. A woman will always notice a confident man who only has eyes for her and pays no attention to any other beautiful woman in the room. Once you're in her heart? Just remember, women love the little things more than the grand gestures. Remember her birthday, your anniversary, the place you met, where you first kissed and where you took her on your first date.... simpler than a w

For My Beautifull
I finally met that one beautiful gurl Who shakes my whole world Showed me theres more to life than sex and drugs Late nights in the clubs hanging with my thuggs Before her i was always in trouble and lookin to fight jest seemed like i couldnt do nothing rite she believed in me and stuck by my side even through the bumpiest of rides she took my hand when i was down picked me back up and dusted off my crown yeah my familly made fun cause i met her on the net but shes the thing to to happen to me yet she met me at a really bad time in my life i was in a wheelchair but that didnt bother her she didnt care she does her best to keep me happy even though im not big on gettin all sappy she enderstands and loves me for me and hopefully one day yall can feel and see everyone deserves to find tru love once in life thats why one day she gonna be my wife she doesnt know it but shes the reason i walk talk and breathe shes my beautiful queenand all that ill ever need she helpe

Four More Days.......
Its just four more days to go until the 7th anniversary or the passing of my dad. I miss him a lot and have been thinking a lot about him this year.... because of the improvements I have done here at my house. I cant help but think about what he would be thinking if he were here. Would he have just made the improvements and repairs on the old house or broken down and replaced it. I have walked around here all of this weekend thinking about him. Would he have done this or would he do that.... Maybe I just have too much time to sit and think about things now that the house is done. I miss you dad!!!! I always will!!!

Free
How could you give a fuck? People like you only want more. You have us on our backs, or crawling on the floor. We are the loveless... Playing the part of your whore. I'll close my eyes and escape you. Just don't look at me! These tears of inconsequentiality, Yeah, They're bleeding into the sea. You really think this hurts? Wrong! You're done, and now I'm free.

Existence
Even the intellectual understanding of the in-existence of our 'selves' is a rare and bitter attainment which few even attempt. And that is only the elimination round which qualifies us for access to Reality... Intellectual understanding should be not indispensable to a 'simple' mind, but, with our conditioning, it would seem to be an almost inevitable preliminary. - Why Lazurus Laughed by Wei Wu Wei

The Plastic Babe Obsession
How many times have you been walking with your man and he has turned his head to look at something like this? It's infuriating isn't it? I mean, that son of a bitch is drooling all over a shirt you just washed for him right in front of your face. And her? What a slut bag! Shes got her tits hanging out everywhere, probably lives in a gym, never had kids, and has fake everything. Nails, lips, tan, hair, and of course...boobs. But you, a real girl, who puts up with his beer gut, messy bathroom, and dickhead friends all of the sudden, feels invisible. I am going to shed some light on why guys fawn over these plastic girls. These girls are candy. Like skittles almost. They may taste sweeter than anything you ever put in your mouth...pun intended. They try and make sure they appeal to every primal urge a man has. When they walk by they want every man to undress them with their eyes and think about having sex with them. And we do, its a fact of life. These are the kind of girls guys

Call Me What You Want...
did you ever take time out of your busy day and think of the world around us. it doesnt matter who is in charge of it,,there will always be a danger out there. who are the people who have to protect us all of us who live in the usa from this danger? its our armed forces. the men and women who if you ask them ,they will just say its just their job. if you stop and think about it,,it is more then just a job. is it just a job when it sends them out to foreign lands away from thier family,friends and their homeland. it takes them away for long periods of time. just a job that puts thier lives out on the line everday. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! just a job is a job like i do i work for the post office, or walmart, or stop and shop! i am knocking any of theses jobs, so please dont think i am. i would just like people to really stop and think about the men and women who are in the armed forces. they are out there in foreign countries doing a very dangerous job. PEOPLE THEY ARE RISKING THIER LIVES FOR

The New Year
I guess the only thing that I can say is that the New Year has been kinda rough. I guess that things are always like that at first, but I'm kinda worried about my relationship. My boyfriend Corey and I have been together for just over a month and things seem to be going down hill. I guess that it could be my imagination, but sometimes I don't think it is. Well, I guess the only way to find out is to keep going and hope for the best!

I Lvoe You Hugh!
Hugh, you are my saving grace, I love you will all my heart. Enough though there are times, I wanna seriously beat you up, or do violent and aggressive things to you in utter anger and rage, most of the time I choose not to. You put up with all my B.S., my mood swings, my insanity at times, i love you for it, Love always, Luisa

True Friends Or Pretenders!
Last year, my ex-wife and I divorced! That was EXTREMELY painful! But what hurts just as much, if not more, is that ALL of my so called "friends" don't talk to me anymore! They wont return ANY of my calls OR when I see them out in public, they're ALWAYS pressed for time and they can't stop to talk to me, even if I have my children with me! Now in court, we divided our martial assets down the line! But I didnt know that she was awarded our mutual friends as well! Has anyone experienced what I'm going through right now and if so, how did you handle it?

Saturday, January 15th 2005
Atmosphere so resonant I avow I have the sense of hearing whispers strengthening across the flurry of snow from miles away, and how it is now that I wish the snow fairy had not granted me my wish. Hours have been exhausted in constructing a pathway from my front door to the street and how my arms are now fatigued and ineffectual that I feel like “Gumby”. Nevertheless the conditions here are characterless to that of the harrowing desolate seas as of recently, thus I shall consider myself lucky and make a start of my day with a smile and a thought and prayer of and for those whom are less fortunate.

12 Things Women Don't Know About Men
12 Things Women Don't Know About Men 1. Getting angry at us for not reading your mind is like getting angry at yourself for not being able to fly. It's not just futile, it's physically impossible. 2. Yes, we do think Jessica Alba is hot. Sometimes we're even dumb enough to admit it. 3. Don't ask us to understand your shoe fetish. Asking us to respect it is even sort of pushing it. 4. You do look good without makeup, just not as good as you look with it. 5. Ever notice how we don't fight with our male friends? That's why we get so frustrated when we fight with you. 6. You care what you're wearing infinitely more than we do. In fact, if you're naked when you open the front door, you won't hear an argument from us. 7. You don't like to get hit on in public, you don't want to date online and you don't want to be set up on blind dates. Tell us if sending messenger pigeons is an appropriate way of courting. Because if it is, we're all over it. 8. There should a statute of li

Drigtb Second Show Success!
Here's the playlist of this week's "Damn Right I've Got The Blues" show.... =============================================================================================== 01-10-07 DAMN RIGHT I'VE GOT THE BLUES with The BratPrince intro >voiceover: DAMN RIGHT I'M TALKING Stevie Ray Vaughan & Double Trouble "Crossfire" Stevie Ray Vaughan & Double Trouble "Tightrope" Stevie Ray Vaughan & Double Trouble "Close To You" LIVE "singing the blues" from the movie Adventures In Babysitting Ray Charles "Hit The Road, Jack" >voiceover The Paul Butterfield Blues Band "Born In Chicago" The Allman Brothers Band "One Way Out" LIVE BratPrince kareoke: The Allman Brothers Band "One Way Out" Tommy Castro Band "Can't Get Next To You" The Yardbirds "The Train Kept A-Rollin'" The Yardbirds "Smokestack Lightning" >voiceover Aerosmith "Shame, Shame, Shame" The Vaughan Brothers "Hard To Be" The Vaughan Brothers "Telephone Song" "singing the blues" from the movie Adventures In Babys

Gun Control......disarm The Bureaucrats!!
Summary: The Constitution, the highest law of the land, explicitly defines the role of federal government and correctly reserves the authority, power and responsibility for police activities to local government. Why? Because it is at that level where potential abuses can be minimized by a watchful citizenry. by Ron Paul, Dr. October 20, 1997 October 20, 1997 A cursory reading of the Constitution makes it clear that there was never meant to be a federal police force. The Constitution, the highest law of the land, explicitly defines the role of federal government and correctly reserves the authority, power and responsibility for police activities to local government. Why? Because it is at that level where potential abuses can be minimized by a watchful citizenry. Even an "FBI" style of federal agency, limited only to being a resource for investigations, was not accepted until this century. Yet today, fueled by the federal government's misdirected and misapplied war on dr

Suicide Terrorism
Summary: I, like many, have assumed that the driving force behind the suicide attacks was Islamic fundamentalism. Promise of instant entry into paradise as a reward for killing infidels seemed to explain the suicides, a concept that is foreign to our way of thinking. The world's expert on suicide terrorism has convinced me to rethink this simplistic explanation, that terrorism is merely an expression of religious extremism and resentment of a foreign culture. by Ron Paul, Dr. July 14, 2005 HON. RON PAUL OF TEXAS BEFORE THE US HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES July 14, 2005 Mr. Speaker, more than half of the American people now believe that the Iraqi war has made the U.S. less safe. This is a dramatic shift in sentiment from 2 years ago. Early support for the war reflected a hope for a safer America, and it was thought to be an appropriate response to the 9/11 attacks. The argument was that the enemy attacked us because of our freedom, our prosperity, and our way of life. It was

Ball Girls!
Like the shit you're reading? Wanna join Tales from the Mighty Ball Sack and be a Ball Girl? Do a salute with the word balls in it and I will post it in my album and if I get enough salutes I will post your pic on my homepage as well as in this blog each week and you could earn yourself a Vip gift and some fubucks.. not to mention a mass bulletin about you for leveling purposes! Have some fun and keep this blog alive.. Thanks!

What To Do At Wal-mart When You Are Bored!!
Things to do at Walmart When You Are Bored 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens. 5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 1

Help Out....please!~~
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Have U Ever Missed Someone Soo Much?
I miss my daddy...:( I want to see him and my stepmommy Jenni. I am most definately going to see them this summer..i cant see myself going another year without seeing them...I love you daddy and Jenny!!!

Hi All
Ok I am back at this and I am going to try it again lol. I am not here for all the drama bull ****. I am here to meet new friends and connect with some old friends. I might not be on here every day but, I will get on as much as I can. A little about me I am a father of 2 beautiful boys and I guess you could call me a workaholic lol.I am single and looks as thoe I am going to stay that way.

****just One Minute Of Real Love****
Sometimes when you Love Someone with all You are...Heart, Mind, Body and Soul, You start wanting to protect them and spare them from any Hurts, Rain or Troubles. It comes from Wanting the Best for them and willing to Turn the World Upside down for them. It is an ureal expectation and even though your mind knows this, your Heart still tells you to try Everything to help them and spare them any Pain. You try to find solutions for their problems when all they may need is your silent support. Even words used to comfort can come back and bite you in the ass because you are in a different place then they are and are in a different mindset even though you struggle mightly to be next to them. Hell, you would even take a bullet for them if you could to spare them. I am learning about Real and True Love. ....Peace

Creampie
A Birthday Creampie And Much More! by cpluver© This story contains graphic depictions of male bi-sexuality. If this bothers you, don't read this story. My birthday was today. So my wife, Alison, kept bugging me. "What do you want this year, you know, in the bedroom?" You see every year, since we got married, I get a special treat from her. In addition to the regular stuff, I can request something a little kinky. So this year, I decided I'd finally ask her for something I've wanted for a long time. I told her that I wanted to eat her creampie. "I'm making you a cake. Don't you want something special from me in the bedroom, too?" I told her it was something special. Now she looked confused. I always have wanted to go down on her after we had made love. But every time I tried, I lost my will after cumming. She said, "Okay, stud. I'm curious now. What exactly is a creampie and what do I have to do? This sounds interesting." I explained to her that it's cal

A Lounge For Hank Lovers? And Awesome General Good Tunes?
So. you think your a Hellbilly? Or maybe you just like the music? Well then there finally is a place for you and all your friends. just click the pic n join the fun..with your one and only Dj Hellbilly

A Simple Word
Trust. A simple word. A strong word. It's simple enough to spell. Yet it has a deeper meaning. How can trust be rebuilt? Someone hurts you. Do you move along or get all bent out of shape and feel like the world has crashed down around you? Do you move along at a snails pace and feel your heart being macerated from within? Or do you pick up the pieces and move along? Looking for all the right answers. Looking for that one shiney thing that will make all the blocks fit into the right holes? Or do you expect something that shows that your lack of trust was wrong? Do you need time to mull things over? Do you think and say hurtful things that can never be taken back? Do you expect proof? Life isn't easy. It's a crap shoot. If you have trusted that person before, do you not look into the past and see the good in that person? Will you ever wonder "What if I was wrong?" for the rest of your life? Every day, we are faced with decisions. And it isn't every day that we

In Our Hearts... In Memory Of Kerry Noonan(my Father)
In Our Hearts We thought of you with love today. But that is nothing new. We thought about you yesterday. And the days before that too. We think of you in silence. We often speak your name. Now all we have are memories. And your picture in a frame. Your memory is our keepsake. With which we'll never part. God has you in his keeping. We have you in our hearts.

That Burning Smell? Oh It's Me Thinking...
Yes, another exciting (or not) blog from yours truly. As I sit here in this drab apartment I've been doing a lot of thinking. If given a choice (s) what changes would I make? Well, let's see. I know that I'm extremely miserable that's a given. But why? The lack of work? Yes, that irritates me to no end...not that I have this incredible work ethic anyways...but it's nice to have a few dollars in one's pocket. Loose weight? Yes, that would be nice as well. I've been trying to watch what I consume and do my walks. I don't see a appreciable difference but I'll let others who know me make that call. My mental state? Well,I think it hinges on the above and the following. If your broke,alone and well,fat..you wouldn't exactly be Mr.Happy Go Lucky. Being alone...a bit of a sticking point for me. I've ranted and raved about this on my other blogs as well. We as human beings are a social animal. And last time I checked I'm human..one sec...yes,yes I am. On the weekends I pr

To My Internet Valentine
I have Loved you from the start my Love; We swapped pictures after instant messaging for a few days. When I seen your picture I was struck with such awe. But did you feel the same about me? So we would talk each and every night. Gradually but quickly I fell inlove with thee. When I would switch my computer on Oh what a big broad smile:D I would have to see thee once again. We would both surf the net, Many miles apart,But when online we were together, Flirting and teasing each other. Having interesting conversation, Tonight I write this Valentines verse As you are my true Love, I love you from afar my Love, So this word I just felt compelled to write With each e-mail I send to you I always send you kisses and hugs XXX Tonight I just wish those kisses were Real. So my Love Please be my Valentine, To Love me and hold me forever So I need to be held in your arms, My Internet Valentines Love(*v*)

Read This. Read It Now....... Thanks.
Take Note: It's 3AM. I'm bored out of my mind. And sarcastic doesn't even being to cover the mood I'm in.Therefore, this survey is...well.. it's an interesting read. Enjoy kiddies.WrathWho did you last get angry with?Some homeless dude on the street.What is your weapon of choice?Whatever I can find, usually an elderly person.Would you hit a member of the opposite sex?Only with a heavy object.How about the same sex?After a few drinks, anything is possible.Who was the last person who got really angry at you?Probably that homeless dude I beat with the old dude.What is your pet peeve?People breathing my air.Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily?Depends on how horny I am really.SlothWhat is one thing you're suppose to do daily that you haven't?Not run over children.What is the latest you've ever woken up?10pm or soName a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't?Santa clauseWhat is the last lame excuse that you made?"Ma'am, your son ran out in front of my car repeadely

Oh For The Love Of Everything Unholy Why
okay i had an odd random though in the shower why when you rent an apartment do they call it a securit deposit are the afirad your gonn steal it why not just call it what it is. a "dont fuck our shit up or will fuck you right back deposit" just saying am i the onlt one that thinks this?

70 Ideas Or Topics For A Blog.
1. Share a life experience you had. 2. Tell of your day. 3. Write a story. 4. Give some random facts, no one would possibly know. 5. Teach something worth while. 6. Copy and paste some chain letter thing. 7. Make someone laugh with sarcasm and jokes. 8. Post a blank one. 9. Ask questions. 10. Put down what you're thinking at the moment. 11. Design a menu for a future restaurant. 12. Script out a movie. 13. Create lyrics. 14. Draw out some big plans you have. 15. Explain how to cook or use something. 16. Define big words for others. 17. Take advice and give it back. 18. Exaggerate on something that happened to you. 19. Leave sympathy notes. 20. Record all of your friend's names. 21. Enlighten every one of your feelings for someone. 22. Clarify your explanations. 23. Construct a lesson. 24. Randomly put smiles. 25. Build up a plan to save the world. 26. Note down every bit of your information you want others to kn

Steamed Heat Webpage Backgrounds
Ok! So my first blog pic is Steamed Heat! I am riding the edge here, and some are goina love it, and some are going piss their pants, but overall, at the end of the day a good fudrink and a lady is all ya need. They got the cloths on and the right stuff covered. YeHaw!! I was over checking out my site and now I remember why I let it go. SO I am uploading a lot of the pics in the 1280 range - nice full screen, in you face backgrounds. Whats your boss going to say? Prolly, he is going to want diections to where he can scarf up a background for himself!!

Cold War Icon Bobby Fischer Passes Away
REYKJAVIK, Iceland (AP) -- Bobby Fischer, the reclusive chess master who became a Cold War icon when he dethroned the Soviet Union's Boris Spassky as world champion in 1972, has died aged 64. Spokesman Gardar Sverrisson said Fischer passed away in a Reykjavik hospital on Thursday. There was no immediate word on cause of death. United States-born Fischer, a fierce critic of his homeland who renounced his U.S. citizenship, moved to Iceland in 2005. Fischer told reporters that year that he was finished with a chess world he regarded as corrupt, and he sparred with U.S. journalists who asked about his anti-American tirades. "The United States is evil. There's this axis of evil. What about the allies of evil -- the United States, England, Japan, Australia? These are the evildoers," Fischer said. He was born in Chicago but grew up in Brooklyn, New York, and became U.S. chess champion at 14 and a grand master at 15. Fischer was wanted in the United States for playing a 199

Daste Vs. Politics
With the election damn near knocking on your door, it's about time I address the "Political Issues". Abortion, Guns, Healthcare, Immigration, Stem Cell, Iraq, Same-sex Marriage, Social Security, Taxes. These are the top 9 issues that decide who's in the front and who's taking it in the rear. Abortion I support abortion rights. However, there are catches to this as there are many different scenarios on this playing field. Abortions must be signed off by both parents at said hospital or there will not be one. If the father cannot be found (within a reasonable search) or is otherwise not able to attend (prison), then this can be waivered. However, if the woman misled the hospital in her reports and this if found out (usually by the father) then this may be taken to court if and only if the father wanted the child. Depending on the usual thousands of factors in any case, the court may fine the woman anywhere from $100K - $1M in reparations. If the guy wants the kid, but the wo

Warnings On Cigarette Packs
Smoking seriously harms you and others around you... No Shit, I thought that was the point. You're either knocking yourself off faster cause you hate your life or you're trying to kill some else with it for a really good laugh. Smoking Kills... Really? I had no idea. Man, I need to quit right now then. Smokers die younger... Younger than what? People that don't smoke? Tell that to the 110 year old man in your neighborhood that's lighting up his stogie right now. If he wants to make it to 125, he needs to quit. Smoking can cause a slow and painful death... As opposed to the quick and painless death that everyone else gets? Smoking contains benzene, nitrosamines, formaldehyde, and hydrogen cyanide... Those are bad for you? Damnit all to hell. I thought cigarettes had like Vitamin D and Calcium. Smoking can damage the sperm and decreases fertility... I'll have to let my son know that he's only a figment of my imagination now. Damn, all this bitching is gettin to me

Me Stripped Down
My life in a nut shell... well love to party... if you didn't already guess. I grew up in foster care and it sucked. I Love strippers and computers. Online Web Cam strippers and me... a perfect match. lol. I luv strippers. If you become my friend I'll let you check out my stripper girl... supplies limited so join now... jk... and for the ladies reading this... I'm not a total prev... well maybe I am!!!

A New Willy
A man wakes up in the hospital, bandaged from head to foot. The doctor comes in and says, "Ah, I see you've regained consciousness. Now, you probably won't remember, but you were in a pile-up on the freeway. You're going to be okay, you'll walk again and everything, but..... Something happened. I'm trying to break this gently, but the fact is, your willy was chopped off in the wreck, and we were unable to find it." The man groans, but the doctor goes on, "You've got $9000 in insurance compensation coming to you, and we have the technology now to build you a new willy that will work as well as your old one did - better in fact! But the thing is, it doesn't come cheap. It's $1000 an inch." The man perks up at this. "So," the doctor says, "it's for you to decide how many inches you want. But it's something you'd better discuss with your wife. I mean, if you had a five inch one before, and you decide to go for a nine incher, she might be a bit put out. But if you had a n

This Young Lady Need Your Help
HELLO FUBARIAN Cute Tinkerbell IS A SWEET YOUNG LADY VERY HELPFUL,SHE IS CLOSE TO LEVEL UP AND SHE NEED ALL YOUR LOVE AND HELP. GO TO HER PAGE RATE HER PIX AND STASH NOW OR DURING A HAPPY HOUR EVERY POINT WILL COUNT AND WILL HELP TOO. HAVE A FABULOUS AND WONDERFUL WEEKEND LOVE TO ALL HUGS AND KISSES ۞WÌ£ÐÇÄŦ۞® Cute Tinkerbell11,198 Points to go! THIS ANNOUNCEMENT BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE ONE AND ONLY: ۞WÌ£ÐÇÄŦ۞®ÖWÑÈR ÖҒ Ŧ.M.Ä.Ғ. Ñ WÌ£ÐÇÄŦ ŦRÄÌÑ,@ fubar (repost of original by '۞WÌ£ÐÇÄŦ۞®ÖWÑÈR ÖҒ Ŧ.M.Ä.Ғ.WÌ£ÐÇÄŦ ŦRÄÌÑ,RÄÐÌÖ Ñ £ÖÚÑGÈ' on '2008-01-21 07:02:42')

Should I Try To Host A Who Wants To Fu Marry Me Contest Again ???
ok so i am sitting here bored as hell wondering if i should try to host another "who wants to fu marry me contest ".the first attempt was a total disaster :(.so i guess i will put out all the rules and stuff and leave it up to peeps as to whether or not you want to join (***serious ppl only please ***) ***SERIOUS ENTRIES ONLY IF YOU DON'T WANT TO MAKE A TRUE EFFORT TO WIN THEN DON'T ENTER ,I DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO DELETE YOUR PIC LATER DUE TO LACK OF PARTICIPATION **** .The rules are as follows : 1: self bombing is allowed 2:no drama 3: no nsfw pics 4: first person to 40,000 in comments wins+200k in fubucks ***and as for prizes here's the catch ***THERE'S NO GIFTS OR VIPS OR BLASTS ***(unless i have enough points to give big pimpin gifts )but THE WINNER WILL GET TO BE FU-MARRIED TO ME lol(WE WILL HAVE TO FIND A MINISTER WHO CAN MARRY US TOO *** so therefore your best efforts to win the contest will lemme know that you are interested in being fu-married to me the cont

New Photos Coming
I just wanted to let you all know I will be posting more photos of my other tats tomorrow. It seems that a lot like my Dragon tat, it is one that I really like also. I have three others one you can some what see in the Dragon tat. I will make sure that I let you know what they all mean when I post them. They are not ones that you can just find in a portfolio they are ones that were designed specifically for me.

Thanks
I just want to say thanks to all my friends that have sent me things for the loss of my grandfather. I haven't been on since saturday night because we left on Sunday after church. I might be back home tonight or tomorrow sometime not too sure, but Jazy wants to spend more time with the family. So I might just stay one more night on the very uncomfortable bed or have another sleep over on the floor like we did with my brother since there was not enough room for everyone. I am very proud of how she is taking all of this, I didn't know how shw would take everything with how close she was to my grandfather. But we will see people soon, love you all.

Tribute To Heath Ledger Never Forgotten 1/22/08
Heath Ledger was discovered by a housekeeper in a New York City apartment on Tuesday afternoon. Sleeping pills were found near the acclaimed actor, 28, who was naked at the foot of his bed. An autopsy is planned for Wednesday. There was no obvious indication that the Australian-born Ledger had committed suicide, NYPD spokesman Paul Browne said. Ledger had an appointment for a massage at the SoHo apartment that is believed to be the home of the "Brokeback Mountain" actor, Browne said. The massage therapist and a housekeeper found his naked body at about 3:30 p.m. They tried to revive him, but he was already dead. "We are all deeply saddened and shocked by this accident," Ledger's publicist, Mara Buxbaum, said in a statement Tuesday night. "This is an extremely difficult time for his loved ones and we are asking the media to please respect the family's privacy and avoid speculation until the facts are known." The Life And Loss Of A Young Talent!!!

Poem
If tears could build a stairway and memories a lane I would walk right up tp Heaven and bring you back again No farewell words were spoken no time to say "goodbye" you were gone before I knew it and only God knows why My heart still aches with sadness and secret tears still flow what it meant to love you no one can ever know But now I know you want me to mourn for you no more to remember all the happy times life still has in store Since you'll never be forgotten I pledge to you today a hollowed place within my heart is where you will always stay

Southern Women
Southern Women Southern women appreciate their natural assets: Soft skin. An easy smile. That unforgettable Southern drawl. Southern women know their manners: "Yes, ma'am." "Yes, sir." "Don't you DARE...Billy!" Southern women have a distinct way with fond expressions: "Y' all come back, soon !" "Well, bless your heart." "Call when you can." "Can I get you a glass of tea?" Southern women know their summer weather report: Humidity Humidity Humidity Southern women know their vacation spots: The beach Shopping Shopping at the beach Southern women know the joys of June, July, and August: Summer tans Strapless sun dresses Air conditioning Southern women know everybody's first name: Honey Darlin' Shugah Southern women know the movies that speak to their hearts: Fried Green Tomatoes Driving Miss Daisy Steel Magnolias Gone With The Wind Southern women know their religions: Baptist Methodist Football Southern women know their country bre

I Believe In The Melting Pot, Not Hyphenated Americans!
My family came here to be Americans! Period! I'm sorry, but after hearing they want to sing OUR National Anthem in Spanish - enough is enough! Nowhere did they sing it in Italian, Japanese, Polish, Irish (Celtic), German, Portuguese, Greek, French, or any other language because of immigration. It was written by Francis Scott Key and should be sung word for word the way it was written. The news broadcasts even gave the translation - not even close. Sorry if this offends anyone, but this is MY COUNTRY IF IT IS YOUR COUNTRY, SPEAK UP! I am not against immigration - just come through like everyone else Get a sponsor; have a place to lay your head; have a job; pay your taxes; live by the rules; and LEARN THE LANGUAGE as all other immigrants have in the past and GOD BLESS AMERICA! PART OF THE PROBLEM Think about this: If you don't want to forward this for fear of offending someone, YOU'RE PART OF THE PROBLEM! Will we sti

Lost Scrolls Of Lost Cherry
A long time ago in a galaxy far far away.... Oops wrong scenario... A long time ago on a site called Lost Cherry, A time when kindness, manners and friendship ran rampant. There was a discerning sense of ethics and etiquette. Now as the site has grown many of the old ways have become a thing of the past. Making way for a much more “ME” orientated atmosphere. Luckily a lone internet scavenger stumbled across the dead cherry scrolls while rummaging through archives in a hidden data base. After hour upon hour the scrolls have finally been translated. Baby Jesus said unto the people of Cherryland...... This site is my gift to you, go forth my children, make friends, rate, fan and add in the name of love. I give you 10’s and 11’s for which to award our fellow brethren. Give them freely and give them often. The 1 through 9’s are of no use and only there to fill space, using them may result in hurt feelings or a rash of 1’s tossed right back at you. (rather damaging to your rating if

Be My Valentine Application
This is the "Be My Valentine Application." Everyone knows there's at least one person that you want to be your Valentine. Heres the application for that special someone. Let's see who replys back with the following filled out. Area 1: Please provide positive answers. Name: Age: Phone: Height: Do you Drive: State You Live In: May I Call You: Single or Taken: Would You Date Me: Kiss On First Date: Will You Send This Back To Me? Area 2: What would you do if I... I made a move on u? I kissed you? I lived next door to you? I started smoking? I asked you on a date? I was hospitalized? I ran away from home? I got into a fight and you weren't there? I asked u to have sex? I asked u out? Area 3: What do you think about my... Personality: Eyes: Hair: Body: Area 4: Have you ever.... Lied to make me feel better? Wanted to kiss me? Wanted to kill me? Broke my heart? Kept s

Puzzles
Puzzling inconsistencies breed Trepidation and unease In a world of contradictions Where nothing is as it seems. Alice in the rabbit hole Clutching desperately at the air. Where once there seemed such solid ground Now nothingness is there. Shattered dreams of a future bright Float past her in the fearsome abyss. The love of her life she thought she found But something, she knows, is amiss. Weary she walks through this land of shadows, With heavy limbs and a heavier heart. Not again to give her love away She should have known right from the start.

Starbucks Coffee Is Poor Quality
By Martin Hickman, Consumer Affairs Correspondent Thursday, 24 January 2008 Starbucks sells coffee that is poor quality and over-priced, according to a survey of cafés. The biggest player in Britain's £900m-a-year coffee shop industry offers blander drinks than its competitors Costa Coffee and Caffè Nero and is costlier than most rivals, testers for the consumer group Which? reported. Researchers also complained that the food offered at Starbucks was too fatty. Along with Costa Coffee, four of its sandwiches contained more than the 495 calories in a McDonald's Big Mac. Which? sent a team to visit 45 coffee shops. Giles Hilton, a tester who works for the coffee and tea shop chain Whittard of Chelsea, went undercover at central London branches of Starbucks, Costa and Caffè Nero, where he ordered a cappuccino and an Americano. He praised the Costa and Caffè Nero cappuccinos but judged Starbucks' cappuccino to be too frothy and its Americano too watery, which resulted in a "fa

Me And My Thoughts.
1. Thank you. We‘re all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view. 2. The fact that no one understands you doesn‘t mean you‘re an artist. 3. I don‘t know what your problem is, but I‘ll bet it‘s hard to pronounce. 4. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental. 5. I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don‘t care. 6. I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid. 7. What am I? Flypaper for freaks!? 8. I‘m not being rude. You‘re just insignificant. 9. I‘m already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth. 10. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you. 11. It‘s a thankless job, but I‘ve got a lot of Karma to burn off. 12. Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial. 13. No, my powers can only be used for good. 14. How about never? Is never good for you? 15. I‘m really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me. 16. You sound reasonable...Time to up my medication.

Bid Now! Show Me Love!
GOING ONCE, GOING TWICE... Who is it gonna be? Just click this picture link and bid on Abby♥Normal! As the bid goes higher more benefits will be included! Of course cash value bids of V.I.P. or better will get even more!!

Hellcat Did Whaaaa ???
OK EVERYONE ! I HAVE A HUGE FAVOR, WOULD YOU PLEASE GO CLICK ON LINK BELOW AND GO SHOW ONE OF THE NEWEST GODMOTHERS "HELLCAT" SUM LUV. SHE IS A KICK ASS CHIC AND JUST ROCKS. SHE HELPS OUT EVERYONE AND PUTS OUT "HELLCATS HITLIST" OF THE NEWEST CONTESTS AND INFO GOING ON IN FU-BAR LAND. SO AGAIN I LUBBS U HELLCAT AKA(GHOSTWRITTER) ONLY I CALL HER THAT BY THE WAY ...LOL THANK YOU !!! HELLCAT=^^=OWNER OF UGLY_GUY32@ fubar

I Want You
I want you to be happy. I want you to smile. I want you. I want you to hold me. I want you to kiss me. I want you. I want you to feel my passion. I want you to feel my joy. I want you. I want you to want me. I want you.

Please Help A Member Of Fubar, Sporks!
I do not want condolences about this situation, I am posting this bulletin with a link that includes pictures of the man who murdered my 3 month old son in hopes that maybe someone has seen him somewhere....anywhere....please take the time to go to the link and watch the news video which includes a description of the car he was driving and his picture...If anyone knows anything at all, please dont contact me...call 409-771-7488 please repost the hell out of this so as many people as possible can see this. and if someone could sticky this for me so even more people can see it i would really appreciate it thank you everyone this includes the news report video http://www.khou.com/topstories/stories/khou080130_jj_policeinfoonbabyfounddead.7265da15.html this includes a picture of the man who murdered my baby http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,326785,00.html

Humm Dinger
HUMM DINGER....THATS A WEIRD BUT FUNNY WORD....IDK IM BEIN' A LIL SILLY...JUST TRYIN' TO MAKE ALL WHO VIEWS THIS LAUGH OR AT LEAST SMILE...SO TAKE A DEEP BREATH AND SAY IT WITH ME.."HUMM DINGER"...LOL...NOW SEE HOW MANY TIMES YOU USE THIS WORD IN LIFE...WETHER YOUR DRUNK OR SOBER...WELL THIS IS A HUMM DINGER BLOG....HOLLA..

The Eyes Have It?
I had always been told that when a man compliments your eyes, it's cause you are having a bad hair day, or you look like shit, or that there is nothing else to compliment. Recently, almost every man I meet is complimenting my eyes, and or lips, so now I'm thinking that I am looking pretty crappy, my hair looks like shit, or I'm in deep trouble, looking older than I thought. Wonder what the deal is....should I beleive them, or do they want something else? And why is it that I pretty much feel equal to most men, when i would rather be looking up into a man's eyes, not as an equal, but as a submissive, looking into his dominant eyes. I hate feeling equal, what a turn off, and completely vanilla

Five Rules For Men To Follow For A Happy Life
FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW FOR A HAPPY LIFE: 1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job. 2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh. 3. It's important to have a woman whom you can trust and who doesn't lie to you. 4. It's important to have a woman who is good intimately and who likes to be with you. 5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know eachother.

Redneck
a redneck was stopped by a game warden in central mississippi recently with two ice crest full of fish .he was leavin a cove well-known for its fishing the game warden ask the man ''do you have a license to catch those fish?''naw sir ''replied the redneck.'' i aint got none of them there licenses .you must understand there here are my pets fish'''pet fish'' yeah every night i take these here fish to the lake and let 'em swim round for awhile then when i whistle they jump right back into these here ice chest and i take 'em home''thats a bunch of hooey!fish can't do that ''the redneck looked at the warden for a moment and then said ''its thetruth mr.goverment ''ok''said the warden'' ive got to see this the redneck poured the fish into the lake ans stood and waited after several minutes the warden says ''well?''well what?says the redneck the warden says when are you going to call them back? '' call who back ? '' the fish replied the warden ''what fish?replied the redneck

Cookie Monsters
Girls man, you have to truly appreciate the ladies. Women are special, they're all wonderful and unique. They've each got these wonderful defining characteristics and you love them all, by and large, for the same reason. Boobies. It's true. If guys had tits *poof* gone, you would never see them again. And it's not because they're new and different and we've gotta check 'em out. It's cuz they're magic. I swear to God! Girls, anytime you want something, ever, just say it with your tits. Wiggle them, squish 'em together, hell for you adventurous ones show a little bit off, I swear by all that is holy whatever you wanted has appeared faster than you could finish making up your mind. "I want a candy bar *wiggle wiggle* but I'm not su- "*poof* the entire front shelf of a gas station register is now in your lap. But you have to treat women with respect. That is one thing you can never take for granted, women are special and wonderful and individual. They're like... cookies.

Tips For Women In 2008
Tips for ladies in year 2008 1. Aspire to be Barbie - the witch has everything. 2. If the shoe fits - buy one in every color. 3. Take life with a pinch of salt... a wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila. 4. In need of a support group? - Cocktail hour with the girls! 5. Go on the 30 day diet. (I'm on it and so far I've lost 15 days). 6. When life gets you down - just put on your big girl panties and deal with it. 7. Let your greatest fear be that there is no PMS and this is just my personality. 8. I know I'm in my own little world, but it's ok. They know me here. 9. Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself. 10. Don't get your knickers in a knot, it solves nothing; and makes you walk funny. 11. When life gives you lemons in 2008 - turn it into lemonade then mix it with vodka. 12. Remember every good looking, sweet, single male is someone else's ex boyfriend! 13. Now smile and send to any girl wasting time at work, suffering from a hangover,

Just A Few Things To Say....
Ok I was going to write something else here but I just don’t feel like it no more! You know its been a long time since the good old days when I had nothing to worry about but what I was going to have for dinner......but those days are long gone.... now I have to worry where the cash is coming from.... I went for an inter view just a few days ago and almost the next day I get an email back saying they have all the people they need..... You know how many times I have been told this? Huh...... fuck 23 times since I moved here! Wtf is it about me that makes people thinks twice about hiring me!..... Maybe if I dressed Goth like I used to I would actually get the fucking job! Retarded fuckers!..... Ah well this is what life has made of me.... so this is how I will go.... just cos I have been knocked back dose not mean I’m going to give up!..... No fucking way! It takes a hellava lot more then that to stop me!.... but I’m allowed to piss am moan about it! Lmao..... Ok for the first time i

Helpin A Close Friend Out
IF YALL WOULD WILL EVERYONE GO AND RATE THIS PIC FOR A LOVELY FRIEND EVEN THO ITS NSFW AND U DONT GET POINTS IT ALSO WOULD BE GREAT IF YOU WILL LEAVE A COMMENT OR 2 FOR HER I WILL RETURN THE FAVOR IF U EVER NEED IT I GOT YOUR BACK !

General Hospital Actress Dies At "49"
PORTLAND, Oregon (AP) -- Actress Shell Kepler, who for years played the gossipy nurse Amy Vining on the TV soap opera "General Hospital," has died. She was 49. Kepler died Friday at Oregon Health & Science University hospital, which did not give the cause of death. Kepler's busybody character on "General Hospital" was a fan favorite and enjoyed a long run, 1979-2002. In addition to her run on "General Hospital," she was also in a 1982 Joan Collins film, "Homework," and a couple of episodes of the situation comedy "Three's Company." On the side, she was a businesswoman, marketing clothing on the former Home Shopping Club. She said in a 1994 Associated Press interview that her "Lacy Afternoon" collection had sales topping $20 million that year alone. Kepler was born in Ohio and the family moved to California when she was 10. She recalled in 1994 that she didn't yet have a driver's license when she began trying out for film roles. "I managed to get my girlfriends to driv

Blah Blah Super Tuesday Is Over And A Horse Race Invite
Good Morning, in today’s news…well there is not much due to Super Tuesday garbage all over the net…for those that care what delegate won what or whom is now leading…well heck I can’t tell and really do not give a flying hoot…However…perhaps I take that back flying hoots are hard to come by, wait I said I don’t give so that means I get to keep it if I had it in the first place…holey smokes I am thoroughly confused now… Oh talking about Thoroughly, the thoroughbreds are now tuning up for the run for the roses. Wooohooo!!! I love this time of year. Although I am not a tremendous handicapper I do love to play the game. The game I am referring to is the national contest put of by Churchill Downs and the Kentucky Derby association. The field of triple crown nominees are 438 entrants. So that means a ton of different contenders for this years rose blanket. Last night I plunked down and got on the site that holds the contest (it’s totally free and for those who do wish to bet they can but do n

9 Things I Hate About Everyone
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? 2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the channel manually.. 3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it? 4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses! 5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor. 6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine? 7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, the

Wanta Be My Friend?
Hi to all my friends and fans out there in the bar! I would answer all the nice comments and messages and stuff but I haven't figured out how to do it all yet ;) But, be reassured that I have read them all and thank you all for the nice words. I needed that. Eventually I will figure out how all this works and then we can talk more. Loralei

My First Time
It was my first time ever and I'll never forget I'd do it again Without a single regret. The sky was dark The moon was high We were all alone Just she and I. Her hair was soft Her eyes were blue I knew just what She wanted to do. Her skin so soft Her legs so fine I ran my fingers Down her spine. I didn't know how But I tried my best I started by placing My hands on her breast. I remember my fear My fast beating heart But slowly she spread Her legs apart. And when I did it I felt no shame All at once The white stuff came. At last it's finished It's all over now My first time ever . . . . . At milking a cow...

Check My Other Blogs Out
Check out my MySpace http://www.myspace.com/kalhalabus Check out some of my writings at http://worldofkalhala.blogspot.com/ Give me a Hi5 at http://www.hi5.com/friend/9418195--Robert--Profile-html Find also at http://en.netlog.com/Kalhala Or watch me on Blogtv at http://www.blogtv.com/People/kalhala

Tag
So here's how it works: Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names. Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I sleep walk and talk 2. I still love comic books 3. I used to have an irrational fear of mirrors (grew out of it) 4. My little brother (same mother) is white 5. I write and have been published 6. I like to combine macaroni and cheese with creamstyle corn (it's alot better than it sounds) 7. I love to cook 8. I work for one of the most visited websites in the U.S. 9. I was born a twin (Michelle was stillborn) 10. I have a brand on my right arm

News
My grandma is going to be spending about 2 weeks with me. My family room now looks like she moved in. She is not able to do anything on her own. If I don't respond or just stop talking to you in SB please don't take it personal. Remember I do also have a teenager,pre teen and a toddler at home that I'm raising by myself.

Just A Girl Trying To Figure It Out....
Lately I have thought of so many past relationships, both friendly and romantic. I have tried to sort out what ones were real and which were more just me. At the forefront is of course Robin. My best friend, the keeper of secrets, and the other half of my heart beat. Its going on 13 damn wonderful and trying years loving that woman. Loving with out it getting given back, at least to the capacity I would like to have been. She forever states that "he" is all she has left. Kinda sounds like I don't matter huh? Wrong. "He" is an outside force she needs in her life. I am an internal one for her as much as she is for me. We are just as much apart of eachother as our children are apart of us. She knows that I will never leave her even during our months of silence and separation. Second would have to be Jeremy. That man has taught me the most about what I am able to achieve and what I am able to destroy. He was my strength, my husband, my safety net when I was falling. He was also the m

Please Don't Have A Nice Day
By COLIN MCGINN February 8, 2008 Utilitarianism is the philosophical doctrine according to which happiness is the sole intrinsic value -- the only thing that is good in itself. Although invented by 19th-century Britons, notably Jeremy Bentham and J.S. Mill, utilitarianism has some claim to be the official philosophy of the U.S.A. or, as a philosopher might have it, the "Utilitarian States of America." In America, happiness is what makes life good, and unhappiness is what makes it bad. We must therefore seize the former and avoid the latter. [Book] Eric G. Wilson, a professor of English at Wake Forest University, disagrees, contending that utilitarianism has it the wrong way around. The "happy types," as he calls them, are apt to be bland, superficial, static, hollow, one-sided, bovine, acquisitive, deluded and foolish. Sold on the ideal of the happy smile and the cheerful salutation, they patrol the malls in dull uniformity, zombie-like, searching for contentment and pleasure,

Funny
GEMINI--HARD TO LOVE (5/21-6/21) Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny. Excellent kisser. EXTREMELY adorable. Good personalities. Loves relationships. Addictive. Loud. 16 years of bad luck if you do not repost. CANCER - HARD TO CATCH THEIR HEART (6/22-7/22) Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being In long-term relationships, if you can actually get them to stick around. Extremely energetic. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Normally not a Fighter, but will if neccessary. Someone loves them right now, they just dont know it. 2 years of bad luck if you do not repost. LIBRA - THE PIMP (9/23-10/22) Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. High appeal. Has the last word. Good to find, hard to keep. Fun to be around. Extremely weird but in a good way. Good Sense of Humor. Thoughtful. Always gets what he or she wants. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet. 5 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

Sexy Story
SPEAKING SOFTLY… Speaking softly,, I call you “please meet me”, you know where already, we meet there often, but it is our secret. I have been texting you all day just to tease you, to keep the love and excitement alive. We are the ultimate secret, you are in class, it’s driving you crazy to leave, to feel me on top of you, owning your every move… The class is over, you hurry through the halls with the ultimate destination in mind, our hot spot, and it is hot, so hot outside. You arrive to find me laying in the grass, water dripping off my entire body, you pull your shirt off as you walk slowly towards me, your chest pounding, your heart beating fast, but only for me, no one else since you first saw me, your secret love, your secret life, the woman who owns your heart. The sweat is dripping down your forehead, I walk slowly to you. My hands touching your chest slowly down, down, down my fingers travel to unbutton your jeans, I whisper “come baby” , I nibble on your lower

Cracks Of Night
In deepest night we fall asleep, And dream away in midnight’s keep. With starry blankets wrapped up tight, Our peaceful slumber turns to flight. We glide above the moonlit ground, Without a single blink or sound. Our fabled flights move out and in, Between the scars in midnight’s skin. To these cracks of night, To these stars in sight, Our dreams are ever bound, With darkness so profound.

~j~ Tagged Me....
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. Didn't rape YussP in Vegas 2. wealthy beyond my dreams 3. no longer in a fu-lationship 4. i haz a small penis 5. i'm 54 and dyslexic 6. lived in the UK as a kid 7. not really a garden tool 8. I toured with a punk band in the mid 80's 9. i really do adore Senile Coot 10. I have a weakness for people in glasses. i tag: Snarly NatNat Miss Veee Whiskey a go go Lilly von Schtupp

What Is?
What is? Is death lonely? Not as lonely as being without you... Is sleep silent? Not as silent as being away from you... To smile when all I feel are tears, To laugh when all I see are fears, To live without you near. Is life living? Not when living without you... Is breathing necessary? Not when I breath without you... To dream when I can feel your lips, To reach when I can't see your fingertips, To live without you near.

Tag Your It
Ten things about me.. 1. I'm a country boy. 2. I will do just about anything once. 3. I'm a raver. 4. I have been many place and seen many things. 5. I fallow my heart even if it takes me down the wrong road in life. 6. I dream big and work hard. 7. I hate silence i always have music playing. 8 I met the woman of my dreams on fubar. (TrippinDaizy) 9. I have great repesct for my friends and family. 10. I'm 100% a Taurus. ok so ten random facts about me..Now I am going to tag ten people to do the same..here goes TrippinDaizy nametaken85 DJ Minou DJ sexy shell AudioSlut prizmatic FREEK Jusscuzzz Mary Jane Groovy

Nsfw Gone Too Far Again !!!
ok i posted a pic of my gf/fiance who's pregnant ok her breast were covered and face was showing .. guess what .. they went a huge step further according to these guidelines this bouncer stated .. women here will soon be covered up as if they are Muslims. LOOK THE REGULATIONS .. NOT the Circled Section.. THEy CAN anD WIll PICK AND CHOOSE WHO THEY WILL FLAG OR NOT FLAG .. according to that .. but no mention of the guide lines this bouncer mentioned at all .

Double-dose Of Torchwood For Uk Viewers Wednesday 13th February
Adam - Wednesday, 13th February at 9:00pm on BBC Two. An alien with the power to change memories infiltrates Torchwood. It's up to the team to save themselves before it's too late. With Captain Jack caught up in memories of his lost family, and Gwen struggling to remember Rhys, it takes Jack's love of Ianto to reveal the truth. But there's always a price to pay. Captain Jack is played by John Barrowman, Gwen by Eve Myles, Rhys by Kai Owen and Ianto by Gareth David-Lloyd. Reset - SPECIAL TIME! Wednesday, 13th February at 9:50pm on BBC Three. Captain Jack calls in Martha Jones to investigate a spate of mysterious deaths. When the trail leads to a sinister medical-testing centre, Martha must go undercover. But has Torchwood underestimated how far the testing centre will go to find medical breakthroughs? And how safe are the members of Torchwood? Captain Jack Harkness is played by John Barrowman and Martha Jones by Freema Agyeman.

U Will Never Know How Deep I Really Am...
12 stones......with Lie To ME..... Our candle burns away, the ahes full of lies. i gave my soul to you, you cut me from behind. No where to run, and no where to hide... You're scared of the truth. I'm tired of the lies. Cause who i am, is where you wanna be. Don't act like an angel your falling again. Your no superhero i found in the end. So lie to me once again, and tell me everything will be alright. Lie to me once again, and ask yourself before you say goodbye.... well goodbye! Was it worth it in the end? You said you were there for me, you wouldn't let me fall. All the times I shared with you, were you even there at all??? No where to run and no where to hide. You're scared of the truth . I'm tired of the lies. Cause who i am is where you wanna be... Don't act like an angel your falling again. Your no superhero I found in the end. So lie to me once again and tell me everything will be alright. Lie to me once again and ask yourself before you say

Tag
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. Just got out the Navy after 7 years... 2. I love to read. 3. I actually miss snow... 4. I am actually shy...sometimes lol 5. Im a cheese freak.. 6. Im now a bartender. 7. I am terrified of spiders and bees. 8. I have a dog names COCO 9. I swear a lot..... 10. I am a crazy and loyal OHIO STATE fan... TAGGING: B,SPIKE,LuvToSeeU,Florida Marine,The Cherry Picker

When My 30 Day Blast Is Up Im Outty
I am starting a new chapter in my life..i have just seperated from my husband and going to take things to a new level..i am going to not be on here much at all for i am in need of other things to do besides sit here..i am going to hopefully find what i am looking for in the split up that we just had... just wanted to inform my many friends and fans it will be a lil while before i am on alot

Leaving Las Vegas
"Such a muddy line between The things you want, And the things you have to do. I'm standing in the middle of the desert Waiting for my ship to come in. Now no joker, no jack, no king Can take this hand And make it win." ...Some days i can't wait to go back home...

Guys Ugh
so about a month ago i would say this guy told me he liked me. at first i didnt want to believe him cuz hes 19 and i am 23. well i told him i liked him. so we decided to date but keep in a secret from work and some other people only cuz he didnt want his ex to find out since she might be carryin his kid. so we ended up kissing a couple of times and i thought ok he wants to be with me. well his dad called him off work sayin alex had to take his GF to the er cuz she was pukein up blood. i dont know if i want to believe that he went back to her or not. ugh i'm gonna give up.

Blackentine's Day
BLACKENTINE'S DAY C/O http://www.essentialmetal.com/ Black Thursday - February 14th 2008 The 9th Anniversary! Blackentine's Day was first celebrated February 14th 1999. It is STILL not a recognized day on the calendar but more people know about it every year. It is a day that many people who are married or have a "significant other" generally do not get to celebrate because it falls on the same day as another well recognized day sponsored by your local florists, jewelers and of course Hallmark. Blackentine's Day is similar to St. Patrick's Day in some ways, but you wear black instead of green. You drink plenty of your favorite alcoholic beverage and listen to music. However the music of Blackentine's Day is (or should be) very dark, sometimes slow but never happy or party type music. Doom or Goth metal is the preferred music however Death and Black metal are also quite suitable if you can tolerate it. There are a few great cds that don't really fit the mentioned genres

Obese Drama Queens.
So... I made a little comment in a mumm, next thing I know this "womans" sister is calling me a slut, and a fat ass... I know I'm not the skinniest.. But this woman literally did not have room to talk.. She blocked me from saying anything.. Then, like her welfare cashing self.. was jealous of my stuff.. Reported my pics as Nsfw.. and my mumm... cmon now.. Its called "GROWING UP" Eat that you MORBIDLY OBESE WHALES. STAY AWAY FROM FLOUNDER... BTW... His_Texas_Sunrise Is here sn....feel free to show the whale some love.. Karma is a bitch you two-bit whore.

Hahp (poem)
Hahp (pronounced ha-ppy) Chocolate eyes Espresso colored skin Crimson lips A luscious touch Silver adorns thy neck Diamonds sparkle Caressing the body Glittering, illuminating Candles floating Roses scattered Corks popping Red flowing Bloodshed of Grapes Drink my pretty one Intoxicated on Love

Hangy Spanky
KINKY CLUBGOER IS CHOKED NEAR DEATH By RICHARD WILNER, LARRY CELONA and LUKAS I. ALPERT S&M MISHAP: Police seize bags ID'd as leather straps from The Nutcracker Suite sex club, but they did not arrest dominatrix Taki Noriko. S&M MISHAP: Police seize bags ID'd as leather straps from The Nutcracker Suite sex club, but they did not arrest dominatrix Taki Noriko. February 9, 2008 -- A leather-loving submissive was clinging to life yesterday after a freak accident at a Midtown bondage club cut off oxygen to his brain, law-enforcement sources said. A dominatrix at The Nutcracker Suite on East 33rd Street called 911 at about 1:30 a.m. after finding the hooded man turning blue in a dungeon room as he hung by his arms. He was also wearing nipple clamps, a dog collar and women's high-heeled shoes, and his hands were cuffed behind his back, sources said. The man was rushed to St. Vincent's Hospital, where he was put on a respirator, sources said. It was believed he had suffered

School Excuses From Parents
These are actual excuse notes from parents, with the actual spelling. 1 My son is under a doctor's care and shouldn't take PE today. Please execute him 2 Diane was late on Wednesday. She fell asleep on the bus and was taken back to the bus yard. 3 Please excuse Tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrheea and his boots leak. 4 Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick, so I had her shot. 5 Please excuse little Jimmy from missing school yesterday. His father is gone and I could not get him ready because I was in bed with the Doctor 6 Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part. 7 Jerry was at his grandmother's yesterday, and she did not bring him to school because Jerry couldn't remember where the school was. 8 Please excuse my son. He will be out next week slaughtering goats for his manhood ritual. Thank you! 9 The basement of our house got flooded where the children sleep so they had to be vapo

Help My Friend !
Help My Friend ..... BomB His Comments on this pic PLEASE ! ! There is some thing Special In It for YOU ! ;) Help My Friend ! ! ! ! ! ! My Friend is in a picture contest ... I need All Friends Help He needs 50,000 Comments ! ! Please come help Me ! ! ! ! BoMb! That Biznitch THiZZLEz ! ! JUST CLICK PICTURE TO COMMENT ! ! ! ! And Whoever helps me will get My New NSFW that i will be posting if he WINS! ! ! So uhh what are you waiting for ? D V . Just click his pic And help him .... He Needs 50,000 comments as many as you could would be awesome ! Slappy THiZZ

New Poem
I got bored in my night class and start to write and this is what i came up...... This is the chase My fist to your face Are you gonna duck Are you gonna hurry and run Usin the weapon that is my mouth I'll hit your ass from the south Left, right, left, right Skin that was once tight Cracks and tears from ya bone You won't stay down I wish I could choke you Til you fuckin drown You continue to move around Your screams don't make a sound Screams of fuckin agony Images of what you did to me How could you rip my soul from me I'm sick as fuck Constant thoughts of evil and wrong doings And now you're runnin outta luck You should have ran But no you had to be a man As your head slams Up and down My face no longer holds that evil frown

Robert Byrne
A promising young man should go into politics so that he can go on promising for the rest of his life. Robert Byrne Anybody who believes that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach flunked geography. Robert Byrne Byrne's Law: In any electrical circuit, appliances and wiring will burn out to protect fuses. Robert Byrne Democracy is being allowed to vote for the candidate you dislike least. Robert Byrne Doing a thing well is often a waste of time. Robert Byrne Everything is in a state of flux, including the status quo. Robert Byrne Getting caught is the mother of invention. Robert Byrne Learning to dislike children at an early age saves a lot of expense and aggravation later in life. Robert Byrne Memorial Service: Farewell party for someone who already left. Robert Byrne No one ever committed suicide while reading a good book, but many have tried while trying to write one. Robert Byrne One reason people get di

Tag Ur It
TAG YOU'RE IT !!!!! Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you... 1. I'M A HUG NIKKI SIXX FAN....LIKE U COULDN'T FIGURE THAT OUT BY LOOKIN' AT MAH PAGE...LOL 2. I SPEAK, READ AND WRITE FLUENT GERMAN...YAY ME...WHATEVA 3. I'M A REGISTERED NURSE AND ABSOLUTELY LUV MY JOB 4. I LIVE IN THE SOUTH, DRIVE A BIG ASS TRUCK, BUT AM PROLLY THE ONLY ONE THAT HAS ROCK N' ROLL BLASTIN 24/7 WHILE DRIVING 5. I'M A HUGE ADVOCATE FOR THE ETHICAL TREATMENT OF ANIMALS 6. I HAVE 3 HORSES, 2 GREAT DANES, 2 CATS, A MINIATURE PINCHER, BIRDS, FISH AND A HAMSTER...YES...I LIVE IN A ZOO 7. HMMM...WHAT ELSE.... 8. I LOVE TO READ 9. FAVORITE SHOWS....CSI VEGAS, GREYS ANATOMY, 48 HOURS 10. MY

Peektures!
I added a couple new pics today. I am thinking I might do a purge of the pics I have up here over the weekend and make a batch on new ones. Are there any up here now that you think I should keep? Or just blow them all away?

To The Men And Women Of The Armed Forces/and The Home Forces As Well
I want to say a lot to you all but words cant be nearly enough to state how i feel about you all and your loved ones here at home. I pray each day and night that you all come home safe and be with your families. When a soldier falls, i lose a brother and sister,father and a mom, and a cousin, and a friend. Part of me is out there with you giving you strength to carry on and fight the good fight, and i thank you from the bottom of my heart for giving me freedom, making me sleep well at nights knowing that there are no worries. To those who serve here...who rescue us from harm at sea the coast guard, and the police who take crime off our streets, the ones who serve and protect, The firemen and women who come to our aid when we are hurting or helping the elderly at times of need when called....to the ambulance drivers and emts who are there to save our lives the doctors and nurses.....who care for us..lol tho the bills may be high...i too thank you as well...for it is you who

Hell
you act like you have it so bad like everything wrong is someone elses fault you think your so perfect yet you act like an ass treating everyone like shit from time to time say your life is hell well you aint seen hell yet you still have a family that loves you a beautiful daughter people who wanna help so if your life is hell you did it yourself you wanna see hell keep your shit up you are going to lose everything

Lalala...
...all the things you'll want to know... but all the things you'll wish you didn't. Intro Yes, I am approachable; but not available, attainable, nor tamable. I will laugh at you if you start by telling me, "hey...no offense..." *Seriously, nothing you have to say about me can define me.* BUT YOU STILL REALLY BLOW! =D If what you have to say is interesting... I can be interesting as well. If what you have to say is absolutely stupid... well, I can be stupid too: ie.BLOCK,IGNORE,REJECT!!! Sometimes I can be one of the most open minded

50 50
There once was a man. He was a college football coach by the name of Bryant if I remember right. bud bryant i think. Please if there is any college football buffs out there correct me if I am wrong. Anyway he integrated football. They said said that if you went into a White home in the south in those days every home had a picture of Jesus, JFK and Bryant. If you went into a black home you would find a picture of Jesus, Martin Luther King, and Bud Bryant. The point is that half of the people loved him and half of the people hated him and that is the sign of a great man. yoshi out

Tears
have you ever cried and not know why just felt like you needed to even though it made no sence when you could say if they were happy or sad tears when nothing could be explained they just fall like water like theres no end for some reason i have this feeling but i dont like crying i hate teas so why do i feel lik doin it why do i feel like letting them fall

Warrior
WARRIOR~by me Sometimes there is nothing more that I can do But to sit and wait to be with you Being with you is like no other You are you and are like no other My Protector, My shield, My Gardian, My Angel I'm protected,safe and very much watched over The love that is shared is sacred at most That love full of beauty and joy Makes the face at times become moist Tears of peace, love and joy Precious forever and in all time will stand Much firmer than living by my own hand Jennifer G. Copyright Pending

When Do U Know Love Is Right?
****THIS IS HOW I CAN TELL WHEN I FEEL LIKE THIS,WHEN ALL I WANT TO DO IS TALK TO U, WHEN AL I WANT TO DO IS SEE YOU, WHEN ALL I WANT TO DO IS FEEL YOU I NEED TO SEE YOU AND HEAR YOU AND TOUCH U.. UR MY HEAVEN ON EARTH RIGHT NOW, MY PARADISE IN AN UGLY WORLD,MY CALM AND MY STORM..YOUR MY EVERYTHING**** THERE ARE A FEW PEOPLE WHO WILL READ THIS AND THINK I AM CRAZY OR WOW U MUST REALLY BE IN LOVE. BUT IT IS FOR ME TO KNOW AND THAT IS ALL THAT MATTERS.SO YOU CAN ALL WONDER AND GUESS BUT MY SECRET IS SAFE.NOBODY ELSE NEEDS TO KNOW.

Goin Goin Gone
for all those who have my cell ... call me if u wanna ... im off to chattanooga for a meeting all week and then ill be back to clayton on thursday nite ... if i can ill talk to yall on the cell.. no puter access im assuming in chattanooga unless i get lucky .... wonders if shell get lucky loll woo hoo - doubtful at best ... take care and have a great one yall

Thunder Road
I dont want to feel alone. My heart hurts with the pain. It's like with a sunset, it's there, and I can see it in the distance, but out of reach. And then like the sun after it sets, it's dark and cold, and alone. I don't want to be alone anymore. I long to have someone to share my life with, who understands me, and wants to be with me. Who will appreciate me, and what I have to offer. Bruce Springsteen ~ Thunder Road The screen door slams Mary' dress waves Like a vision she dances across the porch As the radio plays Roy Orbison singing for the lonely Hey that's me and I want you only Don't turn me home again I just can't face myself alone again Don't run back inside Darling you know just what I'm here for So you're scared and you're thinking That maybe we ain't that young anymore Show a little faith there's magic in the night You ain't a beauty but hey you're alright Oh and that's alright with me You can hide 'neath your covers And study your pai