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Your Social Security.............
Just got this e-mailed to me from my skipper in USS Nicholas DD-449. I have read this before but thought many of you may be interested!! R/Just Bill Subject: Your Social Security............. Just in case some of you young whippersnappers (& some older ones) didn't know this. It's easy to check out, if you don't believe it. Be sure and show it to your kids. They need a little history lesson on what's what. Our Social Security................. Franklin Roosevelt, a Democrat, introduced the Social Security (FICA) Program. He promised: 1.) That participation in the Program would be Completely Voluntary, 2.) That the participants would only have to pay 1% of the first $1,400 of their annual incomes into the Program, 3.) That the money the participants elected to put into the Program would be deductible from their income for tax purposes each year, 4.) That the money the participants put into the Independent "Trust Fund" rather than into the General operating fund, and therefore, would only

Dreaming
Bright luminous moon beam shimmers. Just as the sparkle glimmers From the twinkle in your eyes. I watch the moon beams dance as if alive. The darkness has crept in, As the dampness clings to my skin. Desperately longing for your eternal soul, But denial sets in like a hot burning coal Dreaming of your soft touch on my body Brings a song to my heart just like a melody. My heart begins to pound so loudly. My mind screams for you madly. Here I am lost in this sea of confusion. My whole life seems just like an illusion. I walk through life as if in a trance, But I should be happy and singing as I dance. Wanting the sensual feeling you send to my soul. The overflowing emotions that now make me whole. Only you can bring out these feelings in me. Your love engulfed me and helped me to see. You raise a burning love and desire, From deep in my heart you kindle the fire. These feelings of love surround me now, Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from Sexi Luv.com

My Cat
My cat trouble has been gone almost 3 weeks now,im pretty sure he ran off to live with someone who buys better food.he was crazy ,but could be incredablly loving.we miss ya.if any one in my old nieghborhood has any black and white kittens please contact me.

Classes...
Went to class tonight. I was only there an hour, since some of us took the test last Thursday we were able to leave, but at the same time I was screwed because the sub last Thursday didnt allow me to use my DSPS tools, so I have to talk to my professor on Thursday about a retake. Hopefully he lets me. No classes tomorrow. But I have an online class I need to take care of tonight. And my mind just isnt doing well. I hate this.

Yyy
True to Medieval Tradition, Being that there were no trains, When knights roamed the lands.... I hence christen this; "The Silent Knights... Fan Caravan" So come, Don't be Shy... Join me My liege. And spare the time to Fan & Rate Me, ...plz? I will return the favor, if given the time Be sure to say you did so... New friend of mine.=) Love my family up too! I'm sure they'll do the same An we will all prosper in this CherryTap game! So until then... I must bid you ado Drop by soon, I can't wait to meet you =) By MarQ© ~~~~~~~~[]~~~~~~~~ Founder: The Paladin 'Marq' &.. The Co-founder: The Princess 'Ash.WeeE' (=^^These Are Links^^ =) Much love & Respect goes out to Ct Godmother & Silent Knight Baroness '*bbG*' ^Link^ Ma'dam Katheryn & Lady Victoria Katheryn ~?Victoria~ Mistress Kat & Cavalier Colorado KAT COLORADO Jen The Wench & The Sentinel 'Dj Grinch' Jen DJ GRINCH J'son The SwordSmith & K-Wray The Jester J'son K~Wray

Attn: Angel Family Members Plz Read.....
~~ Okay Angel Family Members ~~ I'm Having a family meeting in the family hangout on friday 3/16 at 1:pm central time. It is very important everyone comes! again Family Meeting in the family hangout! http://cherrytap.com/lounge.php?l=5731 Thanks Maria

Old Age
Another badass quiz from eSPIN-the-Bottle... What’s Your Mental Age? MY RESULT:Middle Aged Regardless of how old your body is, up in your head, you’re paying mortgages and complaining about back pain. That's great that you're so mature, but remember: it's okay to cut loose and act young every once in a while. Do your wild side a favor and stay up past 10:00 one night this week. Take This Quiz!

Yep This Is Why I Hate People
I am supposed friends with people and all they do is fucking lie and tapdance. It is amazing how twofaced people are. Look Im not hard to get along with. My actual "real" friends would agree. If you tell me something and then dont want to do it later...just tell me....dont fucking lie to me about it. I am referring to 2 people here..and if you are thinking it is you that I am talking about..it more than likely is. Just teaches me to give the one person the benefit of the doubt as far as the rumors.... I don't believe rumors for the most part...but actions definitely clear up the words of other ppl. I expect an apology that i will never recieve....and if i don't a certain person can burn in hell for all i care. I haven't been this crushed by a persons actions in years ~DJ V

Grannies On The Road
Grannies on the Road Sitting on the side of the road waiting to catch speeding drivers, a state trooper sees a car puttering along at 22 mph. He thinks to himself, "This driver is as dangerous as a speeder!" So he turns on his lights and pulls the driver over. Approaching the car, he notices that there are five elderly ladies - two in the front seat and three in the back, wide-eyed and white as ghosts. The driver, obviously confused, says to him, "Officer, I don't understand. I was going the exact speed limit. What seems to be the problem?" The trooper trying to contain a chuckle, explains to her that 22 was the route number , not the speed limit. A bit embarrassed, the woman grinned and thanked the officer for pointing out her error. "But before you go, Ma'am, I have to ask, is everyone in this car OK? "These women seem awfully shaken." "Oh, they'll be all right in a minute, officer. We just got off Route 127."

The Little Girl : (very Sad)
Her name is Auroura She was only five This is what happened When she was alive Her dad was a drunk Her mom was an addict Her parents kept her Locked in an attic Her only friend was a little toy bear It was old and worn out And had patches of hair She always talked to it When no one's around She lays there and hugs it Not a peep of sound Until her parents unlock the door Some more and more pain She'll have to endore A bruise on her leg A scar on her face Why would she be In such a horrible place? But she grabs her bear And softly crys She loves her parents But they want her to die She sits in the corner Quiet but thinking, " God, why? Why is My life always sinking? " Such a bad life For a sad little kid She'd get beaten and beaten For anything she did Then one night Her mom came home high The poor child was hit and slapped As hours went by Then her mom suddenly Grabbed for a blade It was sharp and pointy

How Annoying
Nice to know when a friend cares so much about you heh. ...I'm being sarcastic. My friend asked me what we did for my daughter's 2nd birthday. We'll her party was a no-go because I nearly fucking died again...to put it bluntly. And her response? "Huh. Sucky for Caydi..." ....So, it's sucky for my daughter because she got no party? ...I think my daughter cares more about me being ALIVE than a party. ...That response just annoyed me.

69% How Funny
You scored as Very horny. You are very horny. You have a lot of desire. You get hard or wet very easily. Be careful to not let your sex drive go too far. Please rate and comment and tell me what quiz this is when you do!Very horny69%Super Horny50%A little horny44%Normal Horny44%Not horny0%How horny are you? (with pics)created with QuizFarm.com

Star Wars Quiz
Your results:You are Padme Padme 72% Yoda 70% Princess Leia 70% Luke Skywalker 62% R2-D2 62% Obi-Wan Kenobi 56% Han Solo 56% Boba Fett 53% Lando Calrissian 51% Emperor Palpatine 50% You try to be a good person, but your boyfriend doesn't. At least you look great. (This list displays the top 10 results out of a possible 21 characters) Click here to take the "Which Star Wars character am I?" quiz...

Something To Make You Think
A mouse looked through the crack in the wall to see the farmer and > >his wife open a package. > > What food might this contain?" The mouse wondered - he was > >devastated to discover it was a mousetrap. > > > > Retreating to the farmyard, the mouse proclaimed the warning: > > > > There is a mousetrap in the house! There is a mousetrap in the >house!" > > The chicken clucked and scratched, raised her head and said, "Mr. > >Mouse, I can tell this is a grave concern to you, but it is of no > >consequence to me. I cannot be bothered by it." > > > > The mouse turned to the pig and told him, "There is a mousetrap in > >the house! There is a mousetrap in the house!" > > The pig sympathized, but said, I am so very sorry, Mr. Mouse, but > >there is nothing I can do about it but pray. Be assured you are in my >prayers." > > > > The mouse turned to the cow and said "There is a mousetrap in the >house! > > There is a mousetrap in the house!" > > The co

Not A Moment To Soon
Not a Moment to Soon The cool air took my breath away, as I paced nervously, waiting for Bryan to meet me a store near the St. Louis arch, in the parking lot. We had been talking for about 6 months online, and had decided it was time to meet. So we set up a rendezvous at a public place. My stomach fluttered nervously as I noticed a taxi cab approaching. I wiped my sweaty palms on my jean jacket, took a deep breath and watched the man getting out the cab. He stared at me for a minute before walking toward me. My heart pounded in my chest, I could feel myself shaking... I said, "Is that you, Bryan?" He said, "Yes, I can't believe your really here. I didn't think you would show up." He held out his arms and said "I have waited all this time to meet you, do I get a hug?" I smiled and stepped close to him. He wrapped his arms around me. I heard him take a deep breath. "You smell so good," he said. I looked up into his twinkling, hazel eyes, and time seemed to stand still. I tri

Well It's Official...
My guy hates me. He's loved me forever, but because I'm a broken cunt and I'm always on the run from my feelings and emotions, he hates me. So now I feel like shit, men can do that to you. Especially a man whos loved you through what.... two bad breakups and you still won't give him the time of day? Yeah I'm a jerk and I totally deserved it, but whatever. That's life and today has been the best/worst day of my life. Yes at the same time.

Written In Thought
Longing for the human touch Desire that I need so much Confusion as to what to feel Lost in all that is not real A fantasy of mind and light Found lacking by so far a sight For I need to touch a flesh so true yet I can’t reach out and touch you All I can do is sit and wait Sit for hours second rate Behind the wall of distant glass It drags on slow and never fast Till in this place I see you near The one I always hold so dear The one who touched my heart and mind The one who is the greatest find Now I see there is more I need my heart for one alone does bleed Loneliness does surely grow I wonder if inside you know The hold you do have on me And how these eyes do truly see One I can never ever hold I think of waiting till I am old It would be worth all to hold one time And feel the joy one moment sublime Where I could gaze into those eyes And know the wonder and surprise But this is just what can not do I need the touch from only you By R. Thomas Dinsmore

My Life Passed Me By
My pain is deep I got lost in it Didn’t know it was my life I stepped away for a moment Opened my eyes to what it is My life passed me by With the blink of the eye I stepped out on my own Grown and without love Thought I’d never recover Figured I’d always love you To never be free again My life passed me by With a blink of the eye My heart hurt so much I thought I lost who I was Never to be found again Wandering through a life That wasn’t mine to start My life passed me by With a blink of the eye I awoke to an empty I smiled to myself I found my reckoning My regret My forgive My forget My life passed me by With the blink of the eye I took my steps I made my leaps I conquered my bounds I stand tall in who I am My soul is mine Never to be lost again My life passed me by With the blink of the eye

The Ugly Girl
The Ugly Girl She insisted she wasn't hungry, said she already ate So on the table sat, her still empty plate She kept running, from the ugly girl inside her head She couldn't make her leave, though relentlessly she tried The ugly girl inside her head, the one that wouldn't die The days she lay, powerless in bed Too weak to move, only strong enough to breathe She lay screaming, desperately inside her mind She couldn't make her leave, she couldn't make her die This ugly girl that lived inside her head Finally she fell, broken to her knees, Desperately she cried, just love me please She stared up with biug hopeless eyes, All that was left of the girl he knew, She tried so hard to make him love her He scowled and left, their love, no more, She cried please stay, I'm better than before, He didn't turn as he told her the girl he loved, was no more, Her hatred of what she was, Of the ugly girl that lived inside her head, Destroyed the girl he loved, And she caused the man

To The Soldiers
To the Soldiers . Clinching fists a tear in their eyes . Off to war ! with the world in their sighs. Fighting for ideals and social lies . To protect a politicians lies. They fight with red ,white, and blue battle cries. Just a slice of American pie! Hoping that they will not die in vain. As they march through the autumn rain. To serve and protect with peace upon their minds The soldiers memory ,should live for all times. So thanks to all that fight tonight so Americans can sleep Safe, that’s right. Scott baker

Just Sitting Here (poem)
As I sit upon this chair all I can think about is you Knowing you are out there Waiting for me to find you For I try to find you yet I am blinded by your love Knowing you are waiting for me to find you and hold you tightly in my loving arms for you For my heart rages for you heart beating as one with mine for all of time Knowing this keeps me living For each day passes knowing you are there for me and I am here for you too Date wrote 17-03-07 By Aj Rich

New Mexico Medical Marijuana Law
New Mexico: Legislature Approves Medical Marijuana Bill Santa Fe, NM: The New Mexico legislature approved legislation this week that seeks to establish a statewide medicinal cannabis distribution program. On Tuesday, the House of Representatives approved Senate Bill 523, a substitute bill that is virtually identical to the "Lynn and Erin Compassionate Use Act." House members had narrowly rejected a similar proposal last week. On Wednesday, the Senate concurred with a minor House floor amendment, sending the bill to the governor for his approval. As proposed, Senate Bill 523 mandates the state Department of Health by October 1, 2007, to promulgate rules governing the use and distribution of medical cannabis to state-authorized patients. These rules shall address the creation of state-licensed "cannabis production facilities," the development of a confidential patient registry and a state-authorized marijuana distribution system, and "define th

I Get It Now...
Ok...I see now...thank you... Tricked again by one...douped by many...fucked over by a few... Just...damn...is there no one...? Bleh...I've had many a drink alone tonight...so for now all I have to say is...damn... (and no green beer...for the umtinth year in a row...)

Thinking
Thinking about the other day Thinking about another way Thinking of all the things we say Thinking how the time does stray Thinking of you relieves the sorrow Thinking about a long tomorrow Thinking of those who like to borrow Thinking of friendships, oh so hollow Thinking as I lay with you here Thinking of easing all your fear Thinking of the last time I saw you tear Thinking how I wish for another year Thinking as I hear our song Thinking how it's been so long Thinking how they were wrong Thinking of us, oh so strong Thinking of what we might do today Thinking about what we did yesterday Thinking of your beauty as you obey Thinking how everything will be okay Thinking of something Thinking of nothing Thinking of why are we all really here Thinking of.......thank God the morning does appear

How Much Sex Appeal Do You Have?
You Are 94% Sexy Your Sex Appeal Is: Off the Charts! Let's face it... you're one of the sexiest people around. And you don't let anyone forget it. You're crazy hot, and you deliver on what you promise. You are definitely one wild ride.How Much Sex Appeal Do You Have?

Light And Dark Entwined
das Wirksame und das Unwirksame, die Fülle und die Leere, das Lebendige und das Tote, das Verschiedene und das Gleiche, das Helle und das Dunkle, das Heiße und das Kalte, Die Kraft und der Stoff, die Zeit und der Raum, das Gute und das Böse, das Schöne und das Häßliche, das Eine und das Viele... I am torn apart...

Big Bad Wolf
Little Red Riding Hood is skipping thru the forest road when she sees the big bad wolf crouched down behind a log. "My, what big eyes you have, Mr. Wolf." The wolf jumps up and runs away. Further down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again and this time he is crouched behind a bush. "My, what big ears you have, Mr. Wolf." Again the wolf jumps up and runs away. About 1/4 mile down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again and this time he is crouched down behind a rock. "My, what big teeth you have, Mr. Wolf." With that the wolf jumps up and screams, "Will you knock it off? I'm trying to poop!"

Never........................
My love is deep as the sea That flows forever You ask me when will it end I tell you never My love is bright as the sun That shines forever You ask me when will it die I tell you never The world may disappear Like a castle of sand But I'll be waiting here With my heart in my hand My love I love you so much Now and forever You ask me when will it die I tell you never.

The Blonde
A blonde gets home early from shopping and hears strange noises coming from >the bedroom. She rushes upstairs to find her husband naked on the bed, >sweating and panting. > >"What's up?" she asks. > >"I'm having a heart attack," cries the husband. > >The blonde rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as she's dialing, >her four-year-old son comes up and says, "Mommy! Mommy! Aunt Shirley is >hiding in your closet, and she's got no clothes on!" > >The blonde slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, right >past her husband, and rips open the closet door. Sure enough, there is her >sister, totally naked and cowering on the closet floor. > >"You rotten bitch," she screams. "My husband's having a heart attack,and >you're running around naked scaring t

Public Assitance/welfare
something just hit a nerve the fact that if your on welfare your lazy it was so true many years ago but i was on it i would take a million random urine tests than relive my experience with the department of social services in New york where the average wage is $8.50 an hour to start you wonder why there are so many forclosures and 2 family households, rents in 2006 are the same as what my morgage was 10 yrs ago between 1200.-1600. a month you wonder why people have to work 2 jobs and most still live with their parents who can afford a house here average 390k so when i divorced lost my home and soon my once secure job i held for 24 years i became homeless,and unemployed oh yeah i can get a job at walmart well guess what not that easy and twice as hard when you limit your hours to days because you can't afford your car and that gets repo'd and can only work when the buses run and honey on long Island they don't run all night and every 15 min like the city they run 7 am to 7 pm 6 days a

How Will I Die
Another badass quiz from eSPIN-the-Bottle... How Will You Die? MY RESULT:Peacefully In Your Sleep You’re smart, you're healthy and you don’t let anger or stress get the best of you. But even the best of us gotta go sometime.Wanna die in a more adventurous way? We recommend taking up one (or all) of the following hobbies: glass eating, chemical mixing, hijacking, or poking grizzly bears with sticks and calling them “jerkface.” Take This Quiz!

To My Father Lewis Smith
Souls floated in thin air, You only been gone a short time. How could you leave me? I was not ready for you to go Why couldn’t you stay? Why did you have to go to your parents? You had a wife, and children Here to make you happy. Why did you give up? You taught me not to give in But you, did I am angry because I did not have enough time to know you I still think of you I still love you I am sure more tears will fall like rain I know in time the pain will easy So my father my hero Go home, you earned your wings, and maybe someday I will join you but fair now I will stay here and raise my boys to make you proud of me. January 19, 2006

Only You
There are no words to express the way I feel. Only you came into my life At a time I had lost all hope. I seen no end To my crazy life. No light was shining My heart aches to be loved. The night that I meet only you I had given up But someone, told me That those who where patience Good things happen I took a leap And found only you I never believe that I would get to keep you as long as I have Only you save me from a world that was just using and abusing me I thought that what I deserve But within a couple of days Of knowing you Only you showed me that I hurt people I love and it, is so true Because I have tried to push only you away only you stay I have never had a lover, best friend a leader And someone, who just plained out love me for me. Only you respect me and my choices Only you don’t tell me what to do Only you teach me on how to do it Only you make me laugh Even though things are hard on yourself Only you put other before you Onl

Being Strong !
Being Strong! Alone all again Pictures of you all around I'll never get over you Never wanted to be weak and let my feelings show. Being strong means not to lose self control. To hell with my pride I just wanna cry. Now that Your gone I'll never get over you. I just wanna cry.

Get Ya Mind Right
I WROTE SOMETHING ON THE EAMON SONG IN MY STASH TO A EX. NOW I HAVE A FEW EXS BUT ONLY ONE SPOKE ON IT. YO IF U DONT WANT ME BACK Y R U SPEAKIN ON IT. THERE IS NO NAME ON IT JUST SAYS TO AN EX UR NOT THE ONLY EX I HAVE U ALREADY KNO THAT. STOP SPEAKIN ON IT IF IT'S NOT U LOL. RELAX AND ENJOY UR DAY. AND IN HONESTY IT WASN'T MEANT FOR U. LMMFAO.

Monday Blues
Hey, Everyone. In the quest to get to know people, I'll tell you why Mondays are so blue for me. First off, it starts the work week. Second off, it's one of the days that my parents have to watch my niece! She is truly a little hellin! I never know what I'm going to get home to. But I can always hope for the best, and hope that everyone isn't battle fatiged, and in a very good mood!! She can really be alot to deal with, so if I seem a little touch on Mondays, you know why. Also, I'm not on alot from 8 to 10 pm Central time due to Monday Night Raw! Undertaker is my favorite wrestler, and on Friday nights, I'm watching Smack Down. On Tues and Wed, after work, I go over to Dale's house until 1:00 AM, then I'm home. So, if you ever need to get ahold of me on a Tues or Wed, try my cell phone. Just ask for it, and I'll give it to you. Well, back to my Monday. Have a good one! Tracy 'Besley'

My Court Update!
Well i went in last Thurs for court to make my decision, an i took the deal because its not going to go on my record which is a very big deal for me! So i owe the court 13,000 my fine. i owe my lawyer 1,000 an ive gotta take a 16hr DUI counceling within 10 days or i go straight to jail, an im on probation for another year! YAY... So ive gotta be a good driver for now on i cant get any traffic violations or im screwed. so ya im just happy its all done!

The Four Skillful Brothers
There was once a poor man who had four sons, and when they were grown up, he said to them, "My dear children, you must now go out into the world, for I have nothing to give you, so set out, go abroad and learn a trade, and see how you can make your way." So the four brothers took their sticks, bade their father farewell, and went through the town-gate together. When they had traveled about for some time, they came to a crossroads which branched off in four different directions. Then said the eldest, "Here we must separate, but on this day four years hence, we will meet each other again at this spot, and in the meantime we will seek our fortunes." Then each of them went his way, and the eldest met a man who asked him where he was going, and what he was intending to do. "I want to learn a trade," he replied. Then the other said, "Come with me," and be a thief. "No," he answered, "that is no longer regarded as a reputable trade, and the end of it is that one has to swing on the gallows

Domestic Servants
Whither do you go. To walpe. I to walpe, you to walpe, so, so, together we'll go. Have you a man. What is his name. Cham. My man cham, your man cham. I to walpe, you to walpe, so, so, together we'll go. Have you a child, how is he styled. Wild. My child wild, your child wild, my man cham, your man cham. I to walpe, you to walpe, so, so, together we'll go. Have you a cradle. How do you call your cradle. Hippodadle. My cradle hippodadle, your cradle hippodadle, my child wild, your child wild, my man cham, your man cham. I to walpe, you to walpe, so, so, together we'll go. Have you also a drudge. What name has your drudge. From-work-do-not-budge. My drudge from-work-do-not-budge, your drudge from-work-do-not-budge, my cradle hippodadle, your cradle hippodadle, my child wild, your child wild, my man cham, your man cham. I to walpe, you to walpe, so, so, together we'll go.

The Three Sluggards
A certain king had three sons who were all equally dear to him, and he did not know which of them to appoint as his successor after his own death. When the time came when he was about to die, he summoned them to his bedside and said, dear children, I have been thinking of something which I will declare unto you, whichsoever of you is the laziest shall have the kingdom. The eldest said, then, father, the kingdom is mine, for I am so idle that if I lie down to rest, and a drop falls in my eye, I will not open it that I may sleep. The second said, father, the kingdom belongs to me, for I am so idle that when I am sitting by the fire warming myself, I would rather let my heel be burnt off than draw back my leg. The third said, father, the kingdom is mine, for I am so idle that if I were going to be hanged, and had the rope already round my neck, and any one put a sharp knife into my hand with which I might cut the rope, I would rather let myself be hanged than raise my hand to the rope. Wh

Poem-intertwined
He is her fantasy,in dream's intertwined - She is his rapture enclosed in his mind- He has the eyes that she longs to see- he has the power to set her soul free- she longs to open him, mind ,body ,and soul- Render his senses and take him in whole - he is the moment that ,she's been waiting for-She want's to envelope him, and keep him wanting for more - She yearns to reach out and pull him inside -he pictures his desires played out, un-denied- locked in passion,transfixed in time,reaching heights of exctasy to great to define.... Layout Codes and Myspace Graphics Layout Graphics Dark Comment Images

Eve's Various Children
When Adam and Eve were driven out of paradise, they were compelled to build a house for themselves on barren ground, and eat their bread in the sweat of their brow. Adam dug up the land, and Eve spun. Every year Eve brought a child into the world, but the children were unlike each other, some pretty, and some ugly. After a considerable time had gone by, God sent an angel to them, to announce that he was coming to inspect their household. Eve, delighted that the lord should be so gracious, cleaned her house diligently, decked it with flowers, and strewed rushes on the floor. Then she brought in her children, but only the beautiful ones. She washed and bathed them, combed their hair, put clean raiment on them, and cautioned them to conduct themselves decorously and modestly in the presence of the Lord. They were to bow down before him civilly, hold out their hands, and to answer his questions modestly and sensibly. The ugly children, however, were not to let themselves be seen. One hid h

Doctor Knowall
There was once upon a time a poor peasant called crabb, who drove with two oxen a load of wood to the town, and sold it to a doctor for two talers. When the money was being counted out to him, it so happened that the doctor was sitting at table, and when the peasant saw how well he ate and drank, his heart desired what he saw, and he would willingly have been a doctor too. So he remained standing a while, and at length inquired if he too could not be a doctor. Oh, yes, said the doctor, that is soon managed. What must I do, asked the peasant. In the first place buy yourself an abc book of the kind which has a cock on the frontispiece. In the second, turn your cart and your two oxen into money, and get yourself some clothes, and whatsoever else pertains to medicine. Thirdly, have a sign painted for yourself with the words, I am doctor knowall, and have that nailed up above your house-door. The peasant did everything that he had been told to do. When he had doctored people awhile, but not

Please Help Out My Friend Rachel!
Ladyrayray@ CherryTAP had posted a blog not too long ago pleading for rates to help her level up because she wants to create a lounge, but she has to be at a level 10 in order to do that. I rated her all that I could and suggested that (since I have over 700 stashes, 300 pics, 10 categories of blogs, etc.) that she might want to rate mine to help her level up a little faster. She quickly rated everything and I gave her a platinum cherry for all of her hard work to do all those ratings. Look, folks, she has to really, really, really want to create that lounge, so please let's help her out -- okay???? Thanks, in advance!!! She is at level 7 presently with a little more than 3,000 to go to level up to 8. Soooooo -- what do you say??? Will you help out my friend, Rachel, so that she will have that opportunity soon to create the lounge she so desperately wants to create????? I hope so!!

What Is The It Industry Like Today?
In a market of any kind, there is a happy balance of supply and demand. As supply rises, demand goes down and thus the prices do as well. As supply lowers, demand rises and prices do as well. However, let us say that chocolate kiss candies are in demand, but Hershey's is not producing as much of their Kiss candies anymore. This means the overflow of demand will go to other companies making similar products to achieve the same end. Following me, so far? Good. So here's the deal with the IT industry these days: The number of IT jobs open has risen substancially in the last few years, and continues to do so, however, the number of people going to get their computer related degrees has dropped almost half. What does this mean? Demand has risen, and supply has fallen. Well, in a an industry such as IT, where things HAVE to be done, you need people to do those things. Thus, people who might not be fully qualified for said position, will be seriously considered. What's my point? Be

My Sexual Experience Quiz Results
You have a sexual IQ of 117 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Zero To 200
A couple had been debating the purchase of a new auto for weeks. He wanted a new truck. She wanted a fast little sports-like car so she could zip through traffic around town. He would probably have settled on any beat up old truck, but everything she seemed to like was way out of their price range. "Look!" she said. "I want something that goes from 0 to 200 in 4 seconds or less. And my birthday is coming up. You could surprise me." So, for her birthday, he bought her a brand new bathroom scale. Services will be at Downing Funeral Home on Monday the 12th. Due to the condition of the body, this will be a closed casket service. Please send your donations to the "Think Before You Say Things To Your Wife Foundation," Dallas, Texas.

My Bar Tab Is $300.00....
PLZ leave me a comment to let me know what your tab was.....Thanks Smoked pot -- $10 Did acid -- $5 Ever had sex at church -- $25 Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you-- $40 Had sex with someone on MySpace -- $25 Had sex for money -- $100 Ever had sex with the a Puerto Rican -- $20 Vandalized something -- $20 Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10 Beat up someone -- $20 Been jumped -- $10 Crossed dressed -- $10 Given money to stripper -- $25 Been in love with a stripper -- $20 Kissed some one who's name you didn't know --$10 Hit on some one of the same sex while at work-- $15 Ever drive drunk -- $20 Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50 Used toys while having sex -- $30 Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20 Went skinny dipping -- $5 Had sex in a pool -- $20 Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10 Had sex with someone of the same

Mechanics
Ole and Sven were drinking buddies who worked as aircraft mechanics in Minneapolis. One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do. Ole said, "I vish ve had somethin ta drink!" Sven says, "Me too. Y'know, I've hear you can drink dat yet fuel an get a buzz. Ya vanna try it?" So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high octane hooch and got completely smashed. Next morning Ole woke up and is surprised at how good he feels. In fact he feels GREAT! NO hangover! NO bad side effects. Nothing! The phone rang. It was Sven who asks "How iss you feelin dis mornin?" Ole says, "I feel great. How bout you?" Sven says, "I feel great, too. Ya don't have no hangover?" Ole says, "No dat yet fuel iss great stuff -- no hangover, nothin. Ve oughta do dis more often." Sven agreed. "Yeah, vell, but dere's yust vun ting." Ole asked, "Vat's dat?" Sven questioned, "Haff you farted yet?" Ole stopped to think. "No " "Vell, DON

Neutered
A woman had her dog neutered because she was told it would curb the animal's aggression. But the next day it savaged the postman. "I'm so sorry," she said, rushing to the man's aid. "I was told he'd stop attacking people if I had him neutered." "Lady," said the postman, picking himself off the ground, "you should have had his teeth pulled. I knew when he came out t he door he wasn't going to make love to me "

Daughter Wrote This After She Became A Mommy
Daughter of Mine I take a look in this book and for a while I will look at your smile You are my joy playing with your toy You're so calm around your mom The day you came Katelin was your name I will never let you go 'cause I love you so My daughter of mine giving me a sign that love is here so never fear Andrea Nicole Norman

Betch For Dummies
1.Betch A betch is another way of saying "Bitch" except it sounds a million times better and makes you feel cool! Let me borrow that top, Betch! Those shoes are mine, betch! 2.betch 1. (n) A saleswoman at a shoe store 2. (n) Your twin brother who gets a car and a computer for his birthday while you get a large purple dragon plush toy. 3. (n) A bitch who won't give you any condamns "These shoes are mine betch!" "I'm gonna betchslap you shetbag!" "oh...oh...oh...oh.. .by the way betch, FUCK YOU!" "let's partay, betch" "Betch, these shoes are 300 FUCKING dollars. Let's get 'em" 3.betch If you don't want to be called a betch, don't mess with Kelly or her shoes, always let her borrow your top if she asks, and never break up with her in a txt message. If you do, you may also get a douche bag in the mail. "I'm gunna betch slap you shet bag" "Don't be a betch" "Fuck you fat betch, oh yea I said your fat" 4.Betch the new way to express the word "bitch

Redneck Iqtest
The redneck sexual IQ test A condom is a large apartment complex. True or False Spread Eagle is an extinct bird. True or False Vagina is a medical term used to describe a Heart Attack. True or False A menstrual cycle has three wheels. True or False A G-string is part of a fiddle. True or False Anus is a Latin term for yearly. True or False Testicles are found on an Octopus. True or False Asphalt describes rectal problems. True or False Masturbate is used to catch large fish. True or False Fetus is a character on Gunsmoke. True or False An umbilical cord is part of a parachute. True or False A pubic hair is a wild rabbit. True or False An orgasm is a person who accompanies a church choir. True or False A diaphragm is a drawing in geometry. True or False An erection

The Mommy Test
I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that, ever. "Why?" my daughter asked. "Because it's been lying outside, you don't know where it's been, it's dirty and probably has germs" I replied. At this point, my daughter looked at me with total admiration and asked, "Wow! How do you know all this stuff?" "Uh," I was thinking quickly, "All moms know this stuff. It's on the Mommy Test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Mommy." We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently pondering this new information. "OH..I get it!" she beamed, "So if you don 't pass the test you have to be the daddy." "Exactly" I replied back with a big smile on my face...

Romance And Relationships
Astrology, the study of how events on earth correspond to the positions and movements of astronomical bodies, particularly the sun, moon, planets, and stars. Astrologers believe that the position of astronomical bodies at the exact moment of a persons birth and the subsequent movements of the bodies reflect that persons character and, therefore, destiny. For many years, scientists have rejected the principles of astrology. However, millions of people continue to believe in or practice it. Astrologers create charts called horoscopes, which map the position of astronomical bodies at certain times, such as when a person is born. A horoscope is illustrated by a circle, called the ecliptic. The ecliptic is the plane on which the earth orbits around the sun in a year. It is divided into twelve sections, called the signs of the Zodiac, which include Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Virgo, Libra, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Capricorn, Aquarius, and Pisces. Astrologers assign every planet (whic

Day Dreams.
Day dreams. I found myself in waking dreams . Holding you in seamless themes. Walking upon the sandy beach As the surf reaches our bare feet. Kissing you in the park where others Can’t keep apart. Flying in the midnight sky knowing that I was the only guy. Holding you close to me Under our special tree. Carving out the words of love And watching our tree begin to bud. Looking at you from a distance Hoping that I had crush resistance. Shaking my head one, two ,three As the reality comes back to me. A simple boy with a crush Heaven help us men All of us! Scott baker

A Walk In The Park
I walked up to the double gateway, and stood there for a moment, quietly. Deep breath in, to center myself, exhale slowly. I turned to look at the street, smiling to myself, as I saw women walking hand in hand, nuzzling each other. Public displays were the rule here. My eyes narrowed, as I saw the little collar on one of the women, and the delicate chains on her wrists and ankles. So, that's the way of it, and a small smile came to my lips. Opening the door, I walked into a grassy clearing, my shoes sinking into the thick carpet of green. The sun peeped through the clouds, and a small spring of water was trained to follow its pathway, meandering through the trees, bridged over at times by the wooden walk. I walked toward a gazebo, where I saw a steaming hottub bubbling merrily. The maid poured my cold drink, and placed it in my hand. One sip, and my mouth watered. A tart sweetness filled my mouth. As my eyes turned back to the tub, the water broke, and a dark brown head burst throu

To All My Family, Friends, Fans. Please Vote 4 Me!!
Please stop by and rate, & comment bomb this pic, especially during happy hour. You will rack up the points then. Just click on the pic below. To those who are helping me, thanks so much!! Happy Hump Day Everyone!! xoxoxox Jen "Prettiest Hair" Contest Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from Sexi Luv.com

R.i.p. Bradley E. Delp
My taste in music over the years has evolved and changed. As a youngster, I couldn't stand music along the lines of Dio, Rainbow, AC/DC, etc. I was more of a soft rock kind of guy. A sucker for the sweet harmonic ballads from the likes of Dan Fogelberg, James Taylor, Air Supply, etc. Don't get me wrong, I did like rock and roll, just not the really hard rock. Though some of my musical tastes have strayed, there are those who I still regularly listen to. Journey (only with Steve Perry), REO Speedwagon, Def Leppard, and yes, Boston. Boston is one of the true constants in rock and roll as far as I am concerned. Those who might hear Bostons music for the first time ever will sit in awe and amazement at the talent these men from Massachusetts would exude... unless of course that person has no taste for rock music at all. The music is still some of the best of the best. Granted, as with any artist, not everything is completely up to par with the "big" hits, but then there are the

Hold On To Me
Myspace Layouts :: Funny Videos :: Music Video Codes John Michael Montgomery - Hold On To Me Lyrics (Blair Daly/Will Rambeaux) I wanna wake up each mornin' With you for the rest of my life I wanna feel your heart beating And just get lost in your eyes You can tell me your secrets You can let me feel your pain You can show me your weakness And never be ashamed Hold on to me when your world's turnin' cold When it feels like your life's spinnin' out of control You're hopin', prayin', tryin' so hard to believe Hold on to me when there's no middle ground And every emotion is comin' unwound And you don't know if you can hold on to your dreams Baby you can hold on to me oh yea-e-yea I wanna lay down each evenin' With you right here by my side I wanna get drunk on your laughter And wipe all the tears when you cry You can scare me with your darkness You can blind me with your light Throw your worries out the window baby On your wildest night Hold on to me

Retreating Figure
Always there is a retreating figure Dry rocks, a heath, some twigs Where authority breaks down experiment escorts us Dry rocks then tempest and then rags Ragelight and then gradually A breaking in the mind like something lashed unlashed The mind different then, a river lapping its banks No longer insisting it's only plunge and tremor The banks mossy as when softness lures and bewilders the bewildered heart . . . Always there is a retreating figure The sky unremarkable above it The earth radioactive or not, the power lines buzzing or not Phones in each of the houses or phones not yet invented Or phones already obsolete It's hard to walk for so long year in year out but the figure walks it walks Is it blind has it a stick has it a daughter Somewhere the built world going on about its business Somewhere buildings crowding ever closer . . . Always there is a retreating figure (But my skin is almost nothing now, a tapestry of do

Days Gone By
i wake up and realize its true, its not just another dream..all the pain and tears are real..i feel like im fading away so fast and there is no stop..my heart aches and cries for you..where are you? oh i remember im no good for you, throw it all away cause you are feeling blue...tears i cry...anger i have are all towards you..old life you are but now im walking into new!!!

The Dream
Through the obsidian woods, I moved with ease. My fangs bared white and gleaming, towards the faded yellow full moon. To my left, A deer runs in sure terror. To my right, A once beautiful fast flowing stream. Set to my coarse, I track my pray, Meer aniamls no longer full-filling. Crouched beneath his window, his scent aiding my hunger. I rise to my hunches, and rest arms that ache to have him, upon his window sil. Asleep upon his bed, So still thought to be already dead. I slide through the opening and curle at his feet. I move in closer, feeling his breath upon me. I move in to take him..... In a cold sweat, I awaken. His sweet scent....still lingering!

Im A Lost Soul Whit Out You ....!
you say you dont care whit out saying nothing ,knowing you do .trying to plzzing other ppl in your life ,whit out plzzing your self.giveing in you wont, becase your mad that you cant say, what you truely want to, say.feeling that your not heard .an then you destroy everone around you.not knowing that you done it.not wanting too but it happens.an a voice out of the dark that you be came, say hey..lisen up, may be you need to re think ever thing an fix this mess that you made...knowing that there love waiteing on you at this long dark tunnle that you made out of thing that are good .all you need to is look an lisne an find your lost soul..becase im waiteing for you to find me again..form ANGER too MRS.Anger...im waiteing on you my love ........

Poem..3
Dark my veil. Hands clenched painfully, tightly. "Why so white-faced?""To think, just to think! It was I made him to drink; of the biting Wine of sorrow I forced him to drink. "How forget? Out he staggered with failing Strength, and face oddly twisted and grim. I ran down without touching the handrail, To the gateway I ran aftre him. "'Please don't go!' I gasped out. 'I was only Jesting... Please!.. Or I'll die...' With a blind, With a terrible smile, almost tonelessly, He brought out 'Do not stand in the wind'"

~~our Wedding ~~
~~ We Would Like To Invite U To Our Wedding ~~ On Sat At 9:00P.M. Central Time In The Angel Family Hangout! Pastor King Will be doing the service! ~ * ~ Fiance Of Maria ~ * ~ ~*~ Obsidian 13 Lounge Founder ~*~ Trance Enigma ~*~Obsidian 13~*~ @ CherryTAP ~*~Maria~Soon To Be Wife Of ~Cloud~*~Owner of A.F.H.~*~And ~*~Archangel Of The Family~*~ @ CherryTAP (repost of original by '~*~Maria~Soon To Be Wife Of ~Cloud~*~Owner of A.F.H.~*~And ~*~Archangel Of The Family~*~' on '2007-03-21 15:21:01') (repost of original by 'NO 42 MEMBER OF THE BOMB SQUAD~LORD Whi+e Knigh+ ~A.F.H.enlightenment ~CONFEDERATE BOMBERS FAMILY~FA' on '2007-03-21 15:48:39')

It's Been Three Weeks
and it rained last night, I had work today... and was feeling confident when I saw the streets were dry. But as I approached the freeway onramp, I felt my anxiety kick in and by the time I was carefully negotiating the same ramp I flipped my 4Runner on, I was very aware that my heart was racing. My 84 380SL Mercedes is VERY heavy, and is more likely to skid than flip, so I have the same concern for this ramp being a danger when wet for lower profile cars and I've been going a lot slower on this ramp ever since, in both our cars. A 93 Bonneville feels frighteningly light when the gas tank is nearing empty, when I compare it to the MB. I've not run across any more victims of this ramps slick/air dynamics, other than my neighbor, who spun out into the fast lane from the same area. I was fortunate my truck went to the right. I've contacted the local councilwoman, Donna Frye's office, and spoke with an assistant who is helping me compile info on the accident rate for this location... Hope

Brain Rot
Not all blog experiments are successful. The Hoopee Holler Gazette is such. Too long and boring. Have to spice up the blogs with some raunchy talk. Give it some fire. I will return to the shorter blogs. Too much reading will contribute to brain rot. I am positive of that. I used to read alot. Look what happened to my considerable brain? It has begun to rot from the decay of all that worthless knowledge. All the bullshit you learned in school. Most of the stuff you never will use during your lifetime. Thar are two ways to get ahead in this competitve world... Brown Nosing and Blow Jobs! Now you know why I am a failure!

Hello
hello hope everyone had a good day.. and has a nice evening as well.. i was just wondering if anyone knew how to make those tags and if its possible would you be able to make some some.. i have seen them and they are just beautiful.. and it doesnt matter what kind they are.. could you plz let me know.. thank you very much :)

In Her Memory
Lynn Stokes 1/27/33 To 10/18/83 Far is the distance That has grown between us. So many days........alone So many nights.......lonely. I remember your touch And the joy from your smile But.....Do you remember me. The years have been good to me I have grown up tall and strong the pain you must have suffered teaching me right from wrong. I've learned the lessons you taught me It took time, But they did sink in. And now....years later I still need you... And I need you to know I remember you. Do you... Remember me. Your Son Christopher Raymond Stokes Copyright ©2007 Christopher Raymond Stokes

Tears
All of the seasons and all of the days All of the reasons why I've felt this way So long... So long Then lost in that feeling I looked in your eyes I noticed emotion and that you had cried For me I can see What would touch me deeper... Tears that fall from eyes that only cry? Would it touch you deeper Than tears that fall from eyes that know why? A lifetime of questions, tears on your cheek I tasted the answers and my body was weak For you The truth What would touch me deeper... Tears that fall from eyes that only cry? Would it touch you deeper Than tears that fall from eyes that know why?

New Site Under Construction ....
Bear with me a bit, since I have just discovered this site tonight while working. I am attempting to link all my blog sites in one place through their semi-sophisticated site. My site is entitled -- Worldly Inquiring Minds, also known as "iWIM". :D Feel free to stop by and explore my news media blog sites as well as other social sites that I blog upon. At this time, I still need to link up the Bryant McGill Forum as well as my 13-15 websites I have with with BLOGGER. :) (Yep, I have blogger mania since 2003/2004!!) Why, just on CT, I have over 500 blog postings in over 10 blog categories!! That should tell you something about my love to write!! :D I have Cherry Tap listed, but currently blind from the public view because, like CT, they have a "Report as Mature" button that I need to make sure that it isn't a "NSFW" situation that I could encounter that would upset the dynamics of what I have put together so far. I just need to further define what they deem as matu

Buying A Bra
BUYING A BRA You know, I've never been much for shopping In fact I try to stay away from town Except when shipping time comes, I ain't easily found. But the day came when I had to go And I left the kids with Ma But before I left she asked me, "Would you pick me up a bra?" Without thinkin' I said "sure," How tough could that job be? I bent down and kissed her And said, "I'll be back by three." Well, when I done the things I needed I started to regret Ever offering to buy that thing, I was working up a sweat. I crossed the street to the ladies shop With my hat pulled over my eyes, I wasn't takin' any chances On bein' recognized. I walked right up to the sales clerk I didn't hem or haw I told the lady right straight out, "Ma'am, I'm here to buy a bra." From behind I heard some snickers So I turned around to see At least fifteen women in the store And they's all gawkin' at me! "What kind would you be looking for?" "Well," I just scra

I'm Glad There's You
I'm glad there's you to smile at me And brighten up my day To share my thoughts and understand The things I do and say. I'm glad there's you to laugh with me At ordinary things To show me what is special In everything life brings. I'm glad there's you to be with And I think it's time you knew Just how happy you have made me And how glad I am there's you!

What Does This Mean?
I don't even know how to start this one tonight. If you have ever read Charles Dickens, "The Tale of Two Cities" it just feels like the best of times and the worst of time. But the worst of times are not really bad. I made dinner last night for the most amazing woman I have every met. I made crab legs, and some side dishes. And it gave her a time to relax. I have known her for 5 years now. But, have you ever not known how you are suppose to feel about someone. I am just confused I think. But, I know how I feel. Have you ever laid in bed and had a chance to watch someone fall asleep. The glow of the moon outside, reflecting off the window, beaming on her. Listening to her fall asleep. Knowing she is feeling like woman. Finally treating her the way you were suppose to in the beginning. I don't even know what to write. I know during the past couple of weeks I have cried. She even told me last night I was getting girlie, lol. Because I had a romantic table set, I

Date
well today i have a date with a guy i knew in the 8th grade he likes me alot he has since than ive changed alot since the with the accident and all, and im really not totally into him although everyone tells me to go for it cuz he has a good job and will spendit n me and the girls, but that makes me feel like a user and thats not me. to me hes kinda boring my best friend said maybe i can make him unboring im not sure... anyone hve any ideas about what i should do ? yes i am asking my blog readers for good advice lol thanks

Not A 2-dimensional Person By Any Means....
That can certainly be re-emphasized by a look at all the blogs I have written. What you see here on CT is definitely a small sampling of the big picture. :D I have been writing blogs on BLOGGER.COM since 2003/2004; I have been creatively writing poetry and short stories for a lot longer than that. Unfortunately, I lost many of my own poems and writings when my computer crashed at the slip of my then husbands hand. I was devastated. Hence, that is the reason that I have started writing and blogging on the internet. Of course, there is the chance that things can still be lost there too as I have found out when using a web building site that lost a lot of its clients contents in the process of upgrading. Growing pains can be such a pain. As such, I often repost my favorite postings in several blogs so that, if one is lost, I still have access to it for later reference. To know me is to really explore all of my blogs. I have some folks who were dedicated to learn everyt

Stay Vertical
1 Peter 2:23 When they hurled their insults at Him, He did not retaliate; when He suffered, He made no threats. Instead, He entrusted Himself to Him who judges justly. Have you ever been wrongfully accused? Oh, the need to defend and justify becomes so great. "What will people think if they believe these things are true?" we reason. Imagine what Jesus thought as they hurled insults and threats upon Him. The God of the universe had visited planet earth only to be slandered and accused of blasphemy. Jesus could have done two things in response. He could have used His power to put the people in their place. He could have responded "horizontally." He could have fixed the problem right then. However, He chose to respond in a different way. He chose to "entrust Himself to Him who judges justly." It requires great faith to entrust ourselves to God in the midst of personal assault. However, if we can do this, we will discover a level of grace and wisdom that will be birthed from th

Your Lies!
YOu lieing, money hiding son of a bitch! You think this is a game you think i am that fucking stupid do you? You think I don't KNow what you are doing? You think that this soon to be ex of yours must have shit for brains You must think that I can't look through you, and your lies Your never wandering eye YOu can look, you can even touch her! Well why was my body not good enough for you? was i not sick enough for you it looks that way through your porn collection! Did my unwant for knives in the bedroom turn you off? Did my want for hard, Passionate longer than 3 minutes sex turn you off? Sorry I offered the blow jobs when i did, or allowed you to watch me crumble and get naked, and dressed Sorry I did not see What a fucking lieing Piece of shit you really are and Were when i was 21, that now at 27 and 2 kids later I see through it all! You are not smarter Than I am! I may have a brain injury But sir, you are a fucking Mess of a

This Muscle Between My Legs
THIS MUSCLE BETWEEN MY LEGS This muscle between my legs Is good for fertilizing your eggs, But it will never make or break Our love affair. Although it’ll give you great pleasure, And those moments I do treasure, It will never be the main Way to show I care. Thus, revealing the fact, That sex is just an act, And love is never Anything one should fall into. I may sound like a fool, When I say my mind is the tool, That I’ll use To make love to you. It may be big, firm, thick, strong, It may even last long, But never as long as the images I leave of me, in your thoughts. I feel you sister, When you say all the other misters, Never took you there, But it ain’t my fault. I love to touch, I love to feel, But first and foremost, I love to keep it real You know this is true. Although our physical acts, Bring you the ultimate climax, My mind is the tool, That I’ll use to make love to you. Wondrous emotion In a mixed up love potion A combina

Pathetic Twerps
Awww.... Not what you expected? Nah believe it or not.. While I have some chick running around the internet talkin shit.. oh oh oh sorry... "warning" people about me... and I have another one I'm sure talking equally as much shit... As well as a couple people who..by the way... barely know me.. in another state... talking certain someones out of desicions...(sp) I really have nothing to say about you all... Except.... the old saying of sticks and stones... I guess what you all.. (names have been removed....cause believe it or not.. I HAVE respect...even for those who have none for me)Don't realize.... is.. you guys just don't mean enough to me.... theres only a couple ppl whom I care about thier opinions.... I happen to be at one of thems ppls houses right now... So obviously.. theres no issues there..... although.. damn you did try in that conversation with him online...Didn't you (again..names been removed)...? and the other person..whom I'll be seeing next we

.level.of.annoyance.
there is a high level of annoyance in my air today. n ive slowly come to realise...its just one of those things thats going to have to pass on its own. cuz theres no one to talk to about it...cuz quite frankly theres not a capacity to understand it...and i swear to christ if i read 'lol' one more time when attempting to express myself im going to reach thru the screen and throttle the person on the other end until their head flops around like an effin ragdoll. html is not my friend today. i dont know if its my settings or what not...but the things i want it to do...its not doing...and being quite obstinate about it. on any other site i'd have it finished by now. here? not so much. so instead of being that...*searches for the word* obsessive anal retentive perfectionist...not exactly the words i was looking for...but they'll do...i said eff it. sides when it comes down to it i hate going to a page to leave a comment n theres shitty music on n i cant get it to stfu. yes i ate a

Not Ordinary
Not ordinary Rousing in a trance of artistry encircled in a morning kiss shrouded by a halo of bronze hair and arms of milky, ivory caresses me to the bone. She flutters her hips back and forth blanketed by shades of sun. I beg her to come to me and fuel me up with her warmth. She’s so bewitching and she knows it there’s a sexual blush to her face- that makes me hard and possessive to draft her skin. She is far from ordinary everything about her vocalizes- of intimacy but I long to absorb her. Bathe deep in her beauty and claim her as my own. She boosts her breasts with both hands and teases her nipples with her fingers. My body itches to reach out and remove her hands and coast my tongue along- the cleft of her breasts. She kneels on her hands and knees and she moves up my legs and sits on my chest. Her lips in a sly smile as she enfolds my hardness in her hand. I exploded in seconds collapsing to the s

Light Of Your Eyes (poem)
for when the sunlight strikes your beautiful eyes it will bring every man on the earth to a still as they will be only looking at your beauty as my heart will have stopped for you are more then a goddess is worth to the sweet heavens on earth Date wrote 26-03-07 By Aj Rich

Sorry
I'm sorry for what I did wrong Not just some of it Not just most of it But all of it I'm sorry for never doing things right For the silent traeatments For the PS2 time That made you cry yourself to sleep at night I'm sorry for all the whores They never meant anything They never were you Despite all the signs I never stopped loving you I'm sorry for the restless nights The tossing and turning After so many of our fights I'm sorry for the things you broke Throwing them at me In your fits of rage Brought on by nothing more than my stupidity I'm sorry for the lies The half truths The deceptions The misleading statements I'm sorry for the pain I've caused For all the tears That because of me have fallen I'm sorry I ripped out your heart Played with it a bit Before tearing it apart I'm sorry I killed parts of your emotions The empty places inside you That were full before I came into your life I'm sorry I keep pushing you away Even though I

The End Of Time
The End of Time Time waits for no one. Live each day as if it were your last. Today, I took the kids to visit my Gram. My mom called me earlier in the week and told me that Gram’s doctor has diagnosed her with Congestive Heart Failure. She said to my mother the other day that she knows her heart is wearing out, and she’s preparing herself for the evident. It broke my heart to hear that. That woman means so much to me. She is a major part of who I am. When things within my own family were falling apart around me, she and my late Grandfather took me in. They gave me a home. They gave me stability, perspective, and most importantly, the ability to be a kid and grow, something my own parents couldn’t do. My Grandparents understood me more than my parents and my sisters did. And I always valued their opinion. I never looked at them as knowing nothing because they were too old and not with the times. I looked at them as the voice of experience and reason. They were

I Never Thought About This Before
Until recently I have never thought about what a soldier must go through to protect our country. You don’t think about them being commanded to fight. They have to leave their new wives and children behind to fight never knowing if they are going to return. This did not impact me before not because I am insensitive or anything of that nature but I never knew or had personal contact with anyone that was being deployed. The job I have now…well…all the soldiers leaving Fort Lewis on April 3rd…have called or come in to see me. It is like a slap in the face. They don’t even have to tell me they are leaving…I know they are. One good thing comes from it all…I am one more person that is praying for them and their safe return home to their families. If you read this I ask that you do the same. Have a heart. To all of our soldiers: God Bless you, May HE be by your side and return you home safe!

The Tear That Never Fell
The Tear That Never Fell The tear that never fell is still in my eye today. This tear appeared for one reason and one reason only, this tear appeared because of you. You said, "a promise should never die" and you could hold on to that promise no matter what! The tear came when the person who told me to never let the promise die... died! this person was you. The promise was to always love and cherish you. I always loved and cherished you and I still do. But that tear that came when you died is still in my eye. I need this tear to fall so I may continue loving and cherishing you... without grief.

Let The Tears Flow
Let the tears flow Many times tears are shed, does it make us dead? Life, that - tears can create, for that, tears you should not hate... So let the tears just rain, get released from your pain... In the stone, roses can grow, just feed them, let the tears flow... Shelter the roses in love and care, even out from stone, grow, they dare...

Memo To All Employees:
In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from employees, it will be our policy to keep all employees well trained through our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (S.H.I.T) We are trying to give our employees more S.H.I.T than anyone else. If you feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T on the course, please see your supervisor. You will be immediately placed at the top of the S.H.I.T list, and our supervisors are especially skilled at seeing you get all the S. H. I. T. you can handle. Employees who don't take their S. H. I.T. will be placed in DEPARTMENTAL EMPLOYEE EVALUATION PROGRAMS (D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T). Those who fail to take D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T seriously will have to go to EMPLOYEE ATTITUDE TRAINING (E.A.T.S.H.I.T). Since our supervisors took S.H.I.T before they were promoted, they don't have to do S.H.I.T anymore, and are all full of S.H.I.T already. If you are full of S.H.I.T, you may be interested in a job teaching others. We

42 Questions (want To Know All About U)lol Muahhs
42 questions 1. Your name plus "ness"? 2. Two feelings at the moment? 3. What are you listening to right now? 4. Done anything you regret so far this week? 5. Describe where you are right now? 6. The highlight of your week? 7. What are you craving to have right now? 8. Who were the last people you went out to dinner with? 9. What is your biggest fear? 10. Last movie you watched? 11.Gone running in the past 24 hours? 12. What is your heritage? 13. Are you thinking of someone right now? 14. Britney Spears is a whore. Agree or disagree? 15. Last thing you downloaded on your computer? 16.Have you changed much this year? 17. Say something about the person who posted this before you: 18. If you became retarded would you live, or die? 19. Hug or kiss? 20. Say one of your friends and an inside joke with them. 21. How many homes have you lived in? 22. What food did you eat last night? 23. Who was the last person to text me

Candia, N.h
CANDIA, N.H. -- A person was killed in a crash early Friday morning in Candia when his car left the road and collided with a tree. Police said Serge Evangelista Jr., 24, of Raymond, N.H., was pronounced dead at the scene. Officers said Evangelista failed to negotiate a curve on Route 43 and lost control of the vehicle. No one else was in the car. Investigators said that a Candia police officer had attempted to stop Evangelista in connection with driving erratically a few minutes before the crash, but the officer ended the chase because of hazardous road conditions Route 43, also known as Deerfield Road, was closed for several hours while the crash was investigated. Plz copy and paste to see video clip of car in the tree............... http://www.wmur.com/news/11092529/detail.html

Game
Steel strapped to waist; belt of utility Tools to bind, to torture, to kill, tools of perversity I am not a player; I am the game, who wants to play me? Soft, pulsating tongue-thrusts only exist behind biting teeth Break out in sweat as we break flesh and I break my back in glee Skin recedes from opposite sides of the wound, boasting its elasticity Test the theory and bounce your hands off me Crash a slap into me, I dare you, try to make me scream Bend me against your bleeding knee You best act fast because I move swiftly You won’t be able to own me unless you can catch me Although I want to be caught I don’t want to make it easy Even though I don’t want to be on top I do want you to overthrow me So step right up and test your strength Get locked inside the monster’s cage Step in the way of the brutal pace Reach out and give the rabies a taste Are you ready to have rationality pushed out of your brain? Are you ready to do your best to beat down a sturdy frame? Grab a

What's In A Name?
March 27th- Well we have decided on Anthony for a boys name if this baby is a boy. We would like to have a middle name that starts with a "J" so we can call him A.J. for short. However, this is not a necessity as we like a few other middle names as well. I am putting up a poll to see what you all think would be a cute middle name for Anthony ______Marchione Help us pick a middle name!!! Anthony Jackson (AJ) MarchioneAnthony Jayden (AJ) MarchioneAnthony Michael MarchioneAnthony Mason Marchione (View Results)Create a Poll April 10th- So Tobe changed his mind about liking any of those middle names for a boy. I asked him which name he liked then and he said Aaron. So I thought about it and thought hmmm... Anthony Aaron! Yeah that has a nice catch to it. So I agreed I liked it and we have decided if this baby is a boy, he will be named Anthony Aaron! Now all we have to do is agree on a girl name! LOL

I Feel You............
i feel you breath slow breaths, in and out i hear your heart beat beating for me. i feel your pulse quicken as i touch your chest. The feelings i have for you are unexplainable. Is it love or lust that keeps me coming back to you. over and over again.

God Love That Pig!
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.) If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it!) The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. (O.M.G.!) A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life, I want to be a pig.) A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.) (I'm still not over the pig.) Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour (Don't try this at home, maybe at work) The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. (Honey, I'm home. What the...?!) The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football fie

Down With Me.
"Down with me, but who cares?" I hate to think what I would be like as a lover. Would I be adequate, satisfactory, great, MIND BLOWING? Often I wonder if I'll ever even find a reason to preoccupy myself with the thought. Why plan ahead to worry, when I'm so far behind right now. So chronically unfuckable, so incureably alone. Think I'll ever get passed that? I'm not sure. Obviously, or I wouldn't have asked. Feh... who gives a good god damn? About what time should I let myself go? I'm not sure if it ever mattered. I'll just rip it through my head. Like a lead delivered on supersonic wings. Splatter paint the lovlies with what I used to be. Fucking their lives with my bloody mess. Wonder what it tastes like. Any better than your taint? I should wash it down with hot sauce and tar next time. Jesus christ have you ever heard of soap? Or maybe I'm just turning into an embittered dick in my old sexless age. Her stank is still all over me. It permiates my bo

Considering.....
I'm considering dropping biology as a second major and picking up photography instead. Photography could work with my major. I'd have to buy a new camera, but that's okay. I've taken some photos with my digital, just messing around with it. Mostly landscape photos. Biology... it's too complex. I just like the genetics and such end of it. That's pretty much the only area i'd use for my major anyway. So, after this class is over.... no more bio for me.

Photo's And Stash Update !
Happy hump day all !! I have updated my stash and my photo albums. So please stop on by and take a look and show some luv !! Thanks lots to my friends who have already stopped by ((big hugs)). Take care Lin xx

Workplace Issue
This problem has been going on since I started working here in 1998. This older gentleman has a problem with women in the workplace. I guess that he feels that we should be secretaries and not be making equivalent or more than him...Do you think that we will ever get to the level that we can be appreciated for the work that we accomplish as a person and not our gender?

Sexxy Man Contest Opens Tonite At 6 Pm
~~ Sexy Man On CT Contest ~~ I Need Men for my contest! With shirt or without! 1st Place will win a blast! 1st Person is...... with 1 comments! 2nd Person is...... with 1 comments! 3rd Person is...... with 1 comments! 4th Person is...... with 1 comments 5th Person is...... with 1 comments! 6th Person is...... with 1 comments! 7th Person is...... with 1 comments! 8th Person is...... with 1 comments! 9th Person is...... with 1 comments! 10th Person is...... with 1 comments! 11th Person is...... with 1 comments! 12th Person is...... with 1 comments! 13th People is......

Hope
Hope So frail the lover, she weeps so alone this betrayed, cold shell At arms with emptiness at war with the lonely void There she is, dying and here I am, to join her If such light she will witness be so glorious then it blinds me with pitch black Hope is a four letter word but I find many more that follow its path Such as lies. Hate, And above all, pain.

Sexxy Man Contest Is Now Open...not Taking No One Else In!
~~ Sexy Man On CT Contest ~~ I Need Men for my contest! With shirt or without! 1st Place will win a blast! 1st Person is...... with 1 comments! 2nd Person is...... with 1 comments! 3rd Person is...... with 1 comments! 4th Person is...... with 1 comments 5th Person is...... with 1 comments! 6th Person is...... with 1 comments! 7th Person is...... with 1 comments! 8th Person is...... with 1 comments! 9th Person is...... with 1 comments! 10th Person is...... with 1 comments! 11th Person is...... with 1 comments! 12th Person is...... with 1 comments! 13th People is......

Snoop Dogg Is Not An Actor Damnit!
What the hell? I don't know the name of the movie I'm watching, however....stopped on BET, and Snoop Dogg is some supernatural, back from the grave guy. It's like a bad version of the Crow. There is a ton of blood, but it all looks fake. The acting sucks, the script is weak, the special effects suck. Grrr...Snoop Dogg is NOT an actor damnit. This is wrong on so many levels. And of course it's on BET, so every curse word is replaced...it sounds pathetic with every 3rd sentence containing you mother ducker, or flucker, or something of the sort. I swear I think it exchanged crazy cracker for crazy whacker too...unless whacker is some sort of slang term now?

My Soul
I am submissive, You Dominant, Together we will become one, You will guide me on a journey, A voyage of discovery, These ropes you bind me with, Are attached to your heart, The very core of your being, You will not cause me pain, You will reside in my imagination, Together with our fantasies, You will make every nerve in my body scream pleasure, You will become master of my mind, My heart, My soul, My body

Love At First Sight??
A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her. Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket towards the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back. Oh my, I am so sorry, " the woman says as she pops her eye back in place. "Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you, " she says. They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the theater followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his. She listens. After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast. They had a wonderful, wonderful time. The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy is amazed! ! Everything had been SO incredible!

In The Rain.........
I was lying back, relaxing on the couch, candlelight flickering against the darkened walls. A soft breeze was blowing through the open windows as soft music played. I began to hear the gentle pattering of rain starting to fall, so I stepped over to the open door. Hearing the rain falling faster, I opened the screen and slipped out onto the porch. Wrapping my arms around myself, I couldn’t stop the soft sigh from escaping my lips as the breeze grew stronger and swirled around me caressing my skin. Closing my eyes, I tuned everything else out and listened to the rain, feeling my mind clear completely, almost as if the rain were washing away all my worries. Feeling a light mist blow over me, I opened my eyes and looked around making sure none of the neighbors were outside. Smiling softly to myself, I stepped slowly down the steps. Shivering slightly, my flesh tingled as goose bumps chased over my body, rain pelting against my skin. Stepping off of the sidewalk, my bare feet sinking in the

Ouch
well i go thte phone call today that i dint not want but yeha i hope that everything gose good who knows if i will come back i hope i do but hey if i dont i will miss all you and you all will be in my heart so please dont for get me and i love you alll

Lady In Need Of Help Plz!
Plz help this lady out she is a friend and needs help bad! Contest ends tommorrow so we really need to help her! Come on guys we know we can help her out! thanks maria click on pic to vote and comments bomb!

30 Things Stressed Women May Say At Work
30 THINGS STRESSED WOMEN MAY SAY AT WORK 1. Okay, okay! I take it back. And screw you. 2. You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing. 3. Well, this day was a total waste of make-up. 4. Well, aren't we a damn ray of sunshine? 5. Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after. 6. Do I look like a people person? 7. This isn't an office. It's hell with fluorescent lighting. 8. I started out with nothing and I still have most of it left. 9. Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap. You choose. 10. Why don't you try practicing random acts of intelligence and senseless acts of self-control? 11. I'm not crazy. I've been in a very bad mood for 30 years. 12. Sarcasm is just one more service I offer. 13. Do they ever shut up on your planet? 14. I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable. 15. Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven't gone to sleep yet! 16. Back off!! You're standing in my aura. 17.

Yuck
you know when you thinkit is goigntobe a good day you wake up and the sunis out and nto even a hour later it is raining and over cast god i wish i was some were else then kansas fuking weather blah it sucks and god one of these day i will be able to see some fine exotic island

A 6th Fan Group, Wow!!!!
I'm trying to make sure that I support all of the groups that I see that are started for me becuase I think it's important..so if you get a moment..check this one out too! thank you much Another fan group!

All My Real Friends Please Help : )
I'm entering in my first contest here on cherrytap. Please come by and show me a lot of love. The winner of the contest gets a 3 day blast. If i win it will be my first blast i have ever had. So All My Friends Please Help Me : )

I Don't Always Get To Know Why.
I may find myself caught up in wondering why something happened while asking myself, "What did I do wrong?" or "Why did this happen to me?" If the situation is something I can change, I can plan how to change it. I can look at my options or ask someone else's opinion and ultimately decide what to do. If the situation is one in which I have no control, I might never get to know why it happened. I might have to understand that it just did. When I'm wondering why, sometimes the hardest answer to accept is that there isn't one. I won't always understand or be given the reasons for certain situations. I will do my best to accept that sometimes things just are the way they are.

Hello All
hello to all my friends in giving an update my sister is awake now but yet still in a haze so we wont now the extent of her injuries for a few more days so if she has to have therapy she may have to move in with me so that means i may not be on much anymore so i maybe deleting my cherry account but i will still think of you all. and will be back when things get better and again thank you one and all for your love prayers and support. If u all want to add me to yahoo its swartz_81@yahoo.com thank you all Hugz n Kisses Love, Christina

So Far Away
Each night I feel the distance that has grown between us Open up as lonely as the space between the stars I wish that I could find a way To smash my fist right through these walls Of ugliness and emptiness And gently touch your face But every time that I touch you You feel so far away And every time that you need me I feel so far away As you lie silently beside me choking back your tears I wonder if you recognize That silence now defines us Desperately I try to fight this overwhelming sense That I may never find The strength to change How hopeless we've become We need to find a way to break this silence We need to find a way to break this silence that's between us So I scream your name But every time that I touch you You feel so far away And every time that you need me I feel so far away And every time that you reach out You feel me pull away And every time that I touch you, I touch you, I touch you You feel so far away

The Relative Weight Ratios Of Goth Girls
In my ongoing diabtribes and semiinsulting meanderings I have skipped over one of the most classic fixtures of derision within my life and the lives of my peers. Yes, thats right goth girls. From friends such as Nick Huranus, Reagan Foster, Gay Jay, Jew Jay, Dresner, Dameon Jones, and Gustavo Robles have come some humorous fucking observations of goth girls. But they boil down to a main thesis. There are two types of goth girls: Type A weights 90 lbs, Type B weights 900lbs. There are no other main types. These I guess you could consider the family classification of goth girl. Kingdom is a little broad and genus seems a little too narrow. Now, within the structure of the family of goth girl A type or type B we find one continugous certainty. They will not say anything worth listening to. Thats just a fact of life. This comes from a goth girl too. Or exgoth or whatever. Regardless Reagan was the scary goth bitch. Now, anyway. Type A can become Type B but only through 2 ro

Being Touch By Words Is Being Touched By The Soul
Beauty within is the greatest find Loving the soul and the mind Knowing that one is beyond value Loving this way is the best we can do Seeking the light that cuts through the dark Feeling the thrill and as light as a lark Soaring high on the winds of fate Knowing that one smile makes us feel great Anticipation and the sound of the voice Love beyond all others makes the soul rejoice Finding that one who is our greatest friend Gives us life worth living forever without end By R . Thomas Dinsmore The value is such as it is seen Nothing known when one is green For only the pain can let us know The cost of love that to show A heart that breaks for lack there of Missing the gift from heaven above For nothing does part but love lost The loss is such beyond all cost Only the soul that aches so true Can appreciate a love found new One who knows it may pass away Will cherish the gift each and every day A fragile thing love will always be Something beyond

You'll See
All through the night I tossed and turned Thinking about you My body burned I started to dream Of lust-filled nights Hands in places To make it feel right Games to play Fantasies to uncover Body on body Lover to lover Hands on flesh Aflame with desire The sound of my voice Will take you higher Right now there’s a hunger It's an acquired taste Treats like that Should never go to waste As I let myself go The need in between Demands my attention For completing the dream I began to move And didn’t dare stop Thinking about you inside me And about you on top I spread my legs wider Feeling myself getting wetter Touching and stroking The deeper the better The ride would start slow Then begin to gain speed As screams echo the room Screams filled with need Love in the dark How sweet it can be Nothing to hide Just wait and see

Mind Fuck
I’m lost in the web of your mind I can’t think straight on any given day I try to escape but I’m blind Tangled in your web of temptation I pray Ravage my body and rip at my skin Torture my darkness until I give in Turn off your charm it’s driving me mad Like an addiction I want you so bad I’m standing outside in the rain Its sensual touch awakens every need You’re watching but staying away Don’t come any closer I beg and I plead I try to forget but I can’t I want to be your little tramp Bumping into walls that keep me protected You aren’t anything like I expected Inside the darkest of nights I make love to your wicked and quadrangle mind I’m fighting with all of my might How quickly we can cross that line

She Still Breaks My Heart....
You write that you are breaking my heart again? How is this so? you are talking about the story i write ?? right? thats what your talking about... it must be because thats all that is making sence to me. I am confused but not in the way you think. You are confusing me by saying you are breaking my heart again? Is it because you are reading my story? please tell me.... Because thats all that makes sence.... Am i jealous of him? you want an honest adult anwser right? Yes of course i am or part of me is, the part that still loves you. I gave up that fight so long ago... And now here we are again. Not the way i wanted to remember this date.... Is that how you are breaking my heart? Reminding me of mistakes i made ? mistakes i pay for still? They cost me you ... and they cost me her too... I've paid for them twice now. So tell me where is that fair????? You say you are breaking my heart again? It still has not healed so how do you break what is already broken? Never healed y

Happy Birthday!!!
Today is my granddaughers birthday! Eva Marinda is 2 yrs. old today. I remember we didn't think she was ever going to get here...making I can't remember how many trips back and forth to the hospital, just to get sent home again! I remember them telling us the last time we went it, that "yeah"...this was it...Tara-Lee was going to have this baby. Then...the hands passed midnight...into April 1, and I just new at any point that the dr. would be coming out and telling us...."APRIL FOOLS"....not yet...lol But...they didn't, and Eva Mirinda was born April 1, 2005. she was named Eva after her Great Great Grandmother...my Granny, and being born on the 1st...shares the same birthday as her Great Grandma...(Tara-Lee's grandmother) Here she is...the day we brought her home from the hospital...and now look at her with her new baby sister, Lilly. She has grown up soooooooo fast! I just wish we could have been there to celebrate her birthday with her. As you know, Kirk, and Tara-Le

Things You Can Do When High
1.Rock out to the same song for hours 2.Watch cartoons 3.Eat a box of capt'n crunch 4.Use things you find around the house to make pipes and bongs 5.Start a band 6.Make up a comic book staring you and your stoner friends 7.Try to count to 100000 8.Rock out to the Led Zeppelin box set in a smokey room 9.Make funny faces 10.Eat 10 PB&J's and have some milk (If you like this and you would like to see your ideas on the list just let me know)

First Letter Of Name
According to studies, the first letter of your first name reveals your sexual identity ... What do you think? Repost this with the letter of your first name. -A- You are not particularly romantic, but you are interested inaction. You mean business. With you, what you see is what you get. You have no patience for flirting and can't be bothered with someone who is trying to be coy, cute, demure,and subtly enticing. You are an up front person. When it comes to sex, its action that counts not obscure hints.Your mate's physical attractiveness is important to you. You find the chase and challenge of the "hunt" invigorating. You are passionate and sexual as well as being much more adventurous than you appear; however, you do not go around advertising these qualities. Your physical needs are your primary concern. -B- You give off vibes of lazy sensuality. You enjoy being romanced, wined, and dined. You are very ha ppy to receive gifts as an ___expression of the affection of your lo

My Weekend...
The weather here in South Carolina is beautiful. The pollen is awful though, so I decided I would hop in the truck and head North Friday afternoon to escape the pollen. I went to visit an old friend and had a really great time. Saturday morning I got up and decided to head North again. I went to a birthday party for a set of 6 year old twins that I once babysat. Hadn't seen them in about a year. Wow, they don't stay babies long. I took the hubby's car trailer along with me so I could pick a car up for my best friend's mom. About an hour into my ride the truck starts making funny noises...well as funny as they get for a diesel. I pull over, put the hood up and start wiggling belts like hubby taught me. LOL (I hope ya'll are picturing this) Well, sure enough one was loose. I am about 15 minutes from a Ford dealership where the hubby once worked, so I call and tell them what is going on. The dude wants to know what belt is loose. Hellooooooo dickwad, I have pretty much re

Top One Liners
Q: What's blue and f*cks old people? A: Hypothermia Q: What's the first thing a woman does when she gets out of the ?battered wives' shelter? A: The dishes if she knows what's good for her Q: What is the definition of "making love"? A: Something a woman does while a guy is f*cking her. Q: What do 54,000 abused woman every year have in common? A: They don't fucking listen. Q: What's yellow and green and eats nuts? A: Gonorrhoea Q. Why do fags like ribbed condoms? A. Better traction in the mud. Q. What's the difference between a woman and a sheep? A. The sheep doesn't get upset if you screw her sister. Q. What's the difference between acne and a Michael Jackson? A. Acne usually doesn't come on a kid's face until he's at least 13 years old. Q. How do you turn a fox into an elephant? A. Marry it. Q . What do you get when you cross two black people? A. Your ass kicked. Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker? A. A hooker can wash

Made Me Think.....
This is definitely my son's song. Made me stop and think about a lot of things. Especially what I do and say around my boy! Thanks Rodney!! Rodney Atkins Videos | Movie Clips | Minneapolis Homes

I Can't Take This Shit Anymore!!!
I have stated before on here & elsewhere on the internet...My life outside of the internet & certain details of my life remain offline. I try very hard to keep that shit private because really its none of anyone's business....that is until you get to know me well enough & I consider you a friend outside of the internet. Why some people still can't understand this amazes me. **before I get started I should give a little back story. There is this person who shall remain nameless (because I try not to call ppl out on stupid shit online because really: But I had made this friend online who I thought was going to be someone who I could consider a friend offline too regardless of the fact that he lives way up the coast from me. But...(because there is always a "but") I met someone....on CT that lives in my area & who I have connected with & become close too & my online friend has blown up about it.... Here is what went on this morning: My so called internet friend = *******

.pesach.
im wearing a dress. why? cuz Pesach starts tonite after sunset. so yeah *runs around like a chicken with its head cut off* hmmm im pretty sure thats a magnetic fields song too. so anyway. this was pointless. kthnxbi

Day Or Night
Day or Night Even from way back in the day Had a shoulder for my head to lay She’s always been by my side My girl, always ready to ride Into our high school years There to wipe each other’s tears Me and my girl were always tight Right by my side, ready to fight Day or night Right by my side Day or night Ride or die Heartbreaks and celebrations For her I always have the patience Even when those boys be hatin’ And when our loved ones are all taken She’s always there with me Through all the bullshit Me and my baby We always get through it Day or night That’s my girl Day or night Conquer the world Now we’re grown With kids of our own And we hold on tight For the sunlight Although divorce and death May at times take our breath We’ll feel alone, but in the end It’s just us, you and me, my friend Day or night I’m there for you Day or night This love is true Love always, Your sister, Jenny January 23, 2007

Wooohooo!!!!
New music!!! About damned time!!!! And yes, I'm sure a lot of you out there probably don't want to listen to it... so... TOUGH :P And you guys know how to listen to it :P just go to my profile... let me know what you wanna hear, and what you don't... and remember.. DEGENERATE RADIO WILL LIVE AGAIN.... !!! :) not yet... BUT... www.degenerateradio.com ! :D

.last.minute.emptying.the.sieve.
im feeling a little...out of...sorts its all just a little if only i could but and then and that doesnt make it any cuz the words just wont little snippets of drenched in oozing pieces of with the roar in the sky of the planes overhead and the beer bottles clinking on the porch next door with the talking and the loudness wafting in the and i cant formulate theres single strands just and its all very but theres no cuz the words are just slightly out of reach and im slightly out of sorts theres this part of me that was...completely undiscovered thru no fault of my own i like to believe but theres no...way to exactly know which makes one completely overthink and at this particular time of nite... theres no one fluent in Samm-ese to explain me to me. so perhaps its best...if i just...attempted to sleep. yes that sounds...delectable...cept for the part where theres these stupid little things gnawing away in my brain. and while i know they're stupid...they'r

Easter Ham With Peachy Cinnamon Glaze
Easter Ham with Peachy Cinnamon Glaze Make the Peachy Cinnamon Glaze a day or two ahead of serving. 1 (16 - 18 pound) fully cooked ham 2 cups chicken broth Peachy Cinnamon Glaze 1 cup granulated sugar 3/4 cup cider vinegar 3/4 cup golden raisins 12 whole cloves 1 (2-inch) cinnamon stick 1 (20 ounce) bag frozen unsweetened peaches Peachy Cinnamon Glaze: Combine sugar, vinegar, raisins, cloves, and cinnamon in a heavy saucepan and cook over low heat. Increase heat. Cover pan and simmer for 8 to 10 minutes. Add peaches and simmer, uncovered, until glaze is reduced to 1 1/2 cups; stir occasionally. Cool then refrigerate; bring to room temperature before using. For the ham: Cut away rind and all but 1/4-inch layer of fat from upper surface of the ham. Score 1/4-inch-deep diamond pattern in upper surface. Place ham in shallow baking pan and bring to room temperature before baking. Heat oven to 325 degrees F. Add broth to pan and bake for about 2 hour

Availability Of Bosomy Neighbors!
Hiya everyone! Is it just me, or do other breastmen out there have trouble finding wholesome bosomy women? It seems that so many of the bosomy women either aren't within 50 miles of my location, or they are promiscuous and sleep with hundreds of men each year. Is this just a problem in the Maryland area for me, or do other breastmen out there have the same problem? Lots of hugs and kisses! Nicholas in North Beach, MD

Blowjobs
WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU TODAY????PERHAPS A BLOWJOB WILL LIGHTEN YOUR MOOD,YOU STAND,I'LL KNEEL, SUCK YOUR DICK,I WANT IT,GIVE ME A TASTE PLEASE EVEN A LICK,IT WOULD BE MY PLEASURE,YOUR TREAT,TO TASTE THAT CUM,OH SO,I SAY YUM,...TASTES SO SWEET,IT IS SOMETHING SO WANTED YOU KNOW YOU WANT ME TO,YOUR COCK SO BIG AND FINE,TO ME TO SUCK YOU FOR A LONG TIME HOW DIVINE,I WANT TO HEAR YOU MOAN.AND GROAN,TELL ME HOW GOOD IT FEELS,TALK DIRTY,I WANT TO KNOW HOW TO MAKE YOU SO DELIGHTED,SO MUCH THAT YOU CAN'T HIDE IT,TIL YOU EXPLODE AND LOSE YOUR LOAD.

I Got My Lap Top Back..
Just wanted to say sorry to all my friends for not being on.. My lap top was getting fixed.. well everything is going good.. thanks for all the emails and gifts.. Im glad to be back.. hope to hear from you guys soon.. *Kisses* Lots of Love and Kisses ~Pole Princess~

Poem #55
To love is to share life together to build special plans just for two to work side by side and then smile with pride as one by one, dreams all come true. To love is to help and encourage with smiles and sincere words of praise to take time to share to listen and care in tender, affectionate ways. To love is to have someone special one who you can always depend to be there through the years sharing laughter and tears as a partner, a lover, a friend. To love is to make special memories of moments you love to recall of all the good things that sharing life brings love is the greatest of all. I've learned the full meaning of sharing and caring and having my dreams all come true; I've learned the full meaning of being in love by being and loving with you.

Summer Classes For Men
SUMMER CLASSES FOR MEN AT THE "LEARNING CENTER FOR ADULTS" REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED BY Friday, August 31, 2007 NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM. Class 1 How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays --- Step by Step, with Slide Presentation. Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM. Class 2 The Toilet Paper Roll --- Does It Change Itself? Round Table Discussion. Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours. Class 3 Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and < /SPAN> Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub? Group Practice. Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours. Class 4 Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor Pictures and Explanatory Graphics. Meets Saturdays at 2: 00 PM for 3 weeks. Class 5 After Dinner Dishes --- Can They Levitate and Fly Into Th

Money...
"Everythings outta wack...people just worry about money now, and deny their inner selves!....Money, money, they walk through the night crowd. Protected by money, lulled by money, dulled by money...Money, money, money everywhere and still not enough! Then no money, or little money, or les money...or more money! But always money! And if you have money, and you don't have money, it's the money that counts, and money makes money. But what makes money make money???" ---quote from the film 'Henry and June'

Healing Jason Parsons
Healing Jason Parsons I have stepped away from my life and writing sabbatical recently, and am really glad I did. See, I am blessed to have some truly amazing people as friends, and they sometimes need you to just be you. Be present. Be there for others. I went to a benefit last night for someone I do not believe I have ever met, but the good folks that were setting up the event are worth the risk, so I decided that is a good enough reason to go give to charity. Usually the Charity I give to is a stripper in Dayton, but like I said, Jason, Anna Faye and Kara have proven to me that if they care about something enough to set up a place to gather and donate time and money, that was good enough for me. They got an excellent turn out, raised some cash for their friend Parsons, and I think set a nice love karma vibe that he felt in his soul. I am sure he is highly medicated due to the burns he suffered in the house fire, but there is no way he remained numb to how much joy and celebratio

The Ethical Slut
This book is your guide on how to "Have your cake and eat it too".... if you are interests in an open or poly lifestyle... make this book your best friend! The Hubby and I read it together... and it changed our marrige .... for the better!

Stone Sour, "through The Glass"
As long as I've been listening to this song I have to say that I'm still beside myself...I don't know what to say about it...man...excuse me, because I'm prone to look deeper than what's probably necessarry...looking past the tree and into the forest, I guess... I'm looking at you through the glass Don't know how much time has passed Oh God it feels like forever But no one ever tells you that forever feels like home Sitting all alone inside your head How do you feel? That is the question But I forget you don't expect an easy answer When something like a soul becomes initialized And folded up like paper dolls and little notes You can't expect a bit of hope So while you're outside looking in Describing what you see Remember what you're staring at is me 'Cause I'm looking at you through the glass Don't know how much time has passed All I know is that it feels like forever No one ever tells you that forever feels like home Sitting all alone inside your head H

I Should Write A Book!
Today didn't start off good. I am in college and so one of my teachers wanted me and my class mates to meet at a specail school. Today I didn't and still don't have the gas to run around so I got to school early so i could ride with someone else. Everyone had already left so off I went looking for this school. I rode around for 30 mintues without finding the school. We were told to observed what was goign on in each class room and then write a report on it. After I couldn't find the school i pulled over ot the side of the rode and wept. I cried and creid. I couldn't beleive that I couldn't even find my classmates vechiles! I gave up and went back to school. I went to my office as I am a clinical student, to do some work. It took all of an hour and I went ot my van got my books and preceded to go upstairs to the computer lab room to work on other class work. Yeah right. My teacher saw me and asked me for help. Our club was selling Easter baskets and she needed some

Let Me Knoe
There is at least one person on your Cherry TAP list that wants to fuck the hell out of you. So lets play the Fuck or Pass! game. The rules are simple... if you want to fuck the person who posts this, send them a message saying "Yep, I'd Fuck you." SCARED? lol this sH!T's funny YOU HAVE TO RE-POST THIS!! and see who replies. There is at least one person on your Cherry Tap list that wants to do u so!!! Repost this as "Fuck or Pass" Don't be a bitch and not re-post it

Master^mirror...a Master Offline.
I had known the man called Master^Mirror.. or as I know him JT for... almost a year before I found out he was a Master. He came into Flying J where I work and bought gas all the time. (Still he gives me a hard time from the first time he walked in and .. though I swear he had no way of hearing.. with the door shut and he was almost to his car.. with a whisper to my coworker I said.. "Damn he's hot! and yet.. he knew I said it.) Hesitantly at first I took his phone number down to hang out. When I said I would call him each time he came in I never did. I stayed shy in my ways. Being Married for the 3 years I had.. I was so used to only spending time with my husband that I was scared to socialize outside of that again... Well aside from the phone and the computer. My life was... go to work.. come home, get on the computer. spend time with hubby.. sleep and do it all over again. This was my life aside what I had as a submissive and following the rules of my Master. At the tim

Irritated (copied Form My Bulliten)
I just want to take a minute and pass on something that is irritating the hell out of me! When you are out there and you click on that little "I'm Bored" icon... it brings up pictures of others on the sight.... you can rate them whatever you want. Why the hell would you rate someone less than a 10 on that? If you are going to do that... grow a pair and come to my profile and send me a message WHY you are. If you dont like that picture.... click that damn icon again and get another one to look at... is that so fucking hard??? Some of you rock... thank you for the ratings. The few out there that rate lower... get a life or be big enough to post pictures of yourself to be rated.

Observations Of A Peaceful Mind
i left fontana ca. at 5 am wendsday to drive up to portland oregon with a freind, little sleepy eyed but traffic was good and the miles flowed by daylight we where over the grape vine and headind north through califonias bread basket hudreads of miles of plowed feilds new vinyards and new plantings of fruit trees onions lots and lots of unions it was incurageing to see that agriculture is alive and well in my state could not tell what kind of fruit trees where planted exceplt that they where new plantings not acres but hundreds of miles in a few years it should reflect in the grocery storoe fruit prices i hope and miles of new vinyards nice to see since most the vinyards here where i live have been lost to urban sprawl, fuel cost was high but stable 3.24 to 3.54 in california 2.99 in oregon full service you cant pump your own gas there why is it so high in california when we pump it our selfs and ship it to oregon one of those things to make you go humm.every time we stoped to eat

Owww My Head
I've been in bed all day with a migraine, no doubt the same as My father suffers from since they are believed to be hereditary. He takes injections for them, or used to. I also have been suffering the whole day with the lights off, curtains drawn, and the duvee pulled over My head, due to My light sensitivity acting up extremely bad today. On a happier note... yesterday I spoke with the landlord, and I will be moving into a one bedroom apartment on the 1st. Hell, before moving to L.A. I was living alone in a 3 bedroom house that I had turned into a 6 room dungeon, and had started building out lofts above some of My suspension chambers in the rooms. After all, why not make the very best use of the space when you 13-14 foot high cielings. Why spend more on the price of real estate square footage when you can start thinking cubic? Also, another happier note from yesterday... I got a call from Julie Simone asking Me if I was interested in this part in the next film she's d

Projection
A couple of times, my main photo has been rated a 1. Based on the amount of positive feedback/ratings, it sounds like the photo is a good one of me, and I'm not Quasimodo-level hideous. Therefore, I can't help but wonder if the ratings aren't for how good or bad I look, but based on what I am wearing. I don't blame anyone for disagreeing with the U.S. government, who ultimately control our military, but it is unfair to project that resentment onto fellow Americans who offer their time, hard work and sometimes even their lives in service to a country that they love. Personal attacks on soldiers based on the government's actions is like harassing the cashiers at Wal-Mart because you hate how the company is managed. Remember, we're governed by representatives. If you want to make a change, start a dialog with your congressmen. If they won't listen to you, get others to join that dialog. To keep from getting run out of office, they have to accurately represent how their constituents

Time To Get Hitched
OKAY LADIES, IT IS TIME FOR THE CASANOVA TO GET HITCHED. I AM HAVING A CONTEST TO FIND THE WIFE OF MY DREAMS. IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO BE MY WIFE FOR MAY, PLEASE SEND ME A MESSEGE AND A LINK TO YOUR PIC. ONCE I HAVE ENOUGH LADIES I WILL START THE CONTEST AND SEND OUT INSTRUCTIONS...SO STEP UP LADIES AND GET ME WHILE I AM HOT......HOPE TO SEE YOU ALL SOON....MUAW

The Empty Egg
THE EMPTY EGG Jeremy was born with a twisted body and a slow mind. At the age of 12 he was still in second grade, seemingly unable to learn. His teacher, Doris Miller, often became exasperated with him. He would squirm in his seat, drool, and make grunting noises. At other times, he spoke clearly and distinctly, as if a spot of light had penetrated the darkness of his brain. Most of the time, however, Jeremy just irritated his teacher. One day she called his parents and asked them to come in for a consultation. As the Forresters entered the empty classroom, Doris said to them, "Jeremy really belongs in a special school. It isn't fair to him to be with younger children who don't have learning problems. Why, there is a five year gap between his age and that of the other students." Mrs. Forrester cried softly into a tissue, while her husband spoke. "Miss Miller," he said, "there is no school of that kind nearby. It would be a terrible shock for Jeremy if w

Crowded Subway
The subway car was packed. It was rush hour, and many people were forced to stand. One particularly cramped woman turned to the man behind her and said, "Sir, if you don't stop poking me with your thing, I'm going to the cops!" "I don't know what you're talking about miss - that's just my pay check in my pocket." "Oh really," she spat. "Then you must have some job, because that's the fifth raise you've had in the last half hour!"

New Kind Of Family On Ct!
~~ANGEL FAMILY~~ Come on over and join a new kind of family The Angel Family! We are a group of people that help each other out and keep in tounch with each other! Close knit family! We have our own: * Family Page.... Angel Family@ CherryTAP * Family Lounge...... http://www.cherrytap.com/lounge.php?l=5731 Owners Of the Angel Family Are...... ~*~ SeXxY * MaMa~*~~*~ Soon To Be CT Wife Of VOODOO~*~Owner of A.F.H.~*~And ~*~ArchAngel~*~ Of Angel Family~*~@ CherryTAP And.... drew " archangel of the family"@ CherryTAP

A Sister In Submission.... Sparrow[mm]
To give a little bit more backround.. and just because I love her so darn much I am writing this blog on my sparrow[MM] sis. Most D/s relationships consist of a Master and one girl. In my case I share my Master. I think there is a security of oneself and her relationship she has with her Master to be able to serve him with another submissive/slave. It's interesting to me.. under my previous Masters I wouldn't be so sure I could share them.. Well except perhaps when I was a gorean kajira. I get asked by other girls how I can share my Master.. Get asked how I cannot get jealous about it. I won't lie.. there have been times of jealousy or feeling like she is the better submissive/slave than I am. Though I know my Master takes pride in both of us.. and holds a deep love for both of us. That I will never doubt... and perhaps in that it is the key. I take in what I learn from her as much as I watch and hold her as an example to myself in the areas I know I could be better in.

Regards, The Over 30 Crowd
When I was a kid, adults used to bore me to tears with their long-winded stories about how hard things were when they were growing up; what with walking twenty-five miles to school every morning ... uphill BOTH ways .. yeah, yeah, yeah. And I remember promising myself that when I grew up, there was no way in hell I was going to lay a bunch of crap like that on kids about how hard I had it and how easy they've got it! But now that... I'm over the ripe old age of thirty, I can't help but look around and notice the youth of today. You've got it so easy! I mean, compared to my childhood, you live in a damn Utopia! And I hate to say it but you kids today you don't know how good you've got it! I mean, when I was a kid we didn't have The Internet. If we wanted to know something, we had to go to the damn library and look it up ourselves, in the card catalog!! There was no email ! We had to actually write somebody a letter ...

The Noble Eightfold Path
1. Right View Wisdom 2. Right Intention 3. Right Speech Ethical Conduct 4. Right Action 5. Right Livelihood 6. Right Effort Mental Development 7. Right Mindfulness 8. Right Concentration The Noble Eightfold Path describes the way to the end of suffering, as it was laid out by Siddhartha Gautama. It is a practical guideline to ethical and mental development with the goal of freeing the individual from attachments and delusions; and it finally leads to understanding the truth about all things. Together with the Four Noble Truths it constitutes the gist of Buddhism. Great emphasis is put on the practical aspect, because it is only through practice that one can attain a higher level of existence and finally reach Nirvana. The eight aspects of the path are not to be understood as a sequence of single steps, instead they are highly interdependent principles that have to be seen in relationship with each other. 1. Right View Right view is the beginning and the end o

I Had This Urge
Today i had this urge The urge to call someone When i awoke from this urge I realized There was on one to call No one to express my love to There was no one to talk to No one i could share my heart with So i sink into myself once again This place i am used to The quiet inside Love so pure And the innocent fear the world A place of solace Away from the coldness No humans there Not to see With eyes closed I enter myself

The Promise Of The Resurrection
In the world of modern medicine, body parts can be replaced by plastic and metal. Human beings are kept alive by machines. And some people even choose to preserve their bodies after death in hopes of being re-animated at some point in the future. All of this tinkering may make us feel more comfortable for a while. But it can’t keep us from dying. Man is powerless in the face of death. Some people are frightened by the fact that death is unavoidable. But, for believers, the end of physical life should be greatly anticipated. They are about to see the Lord. Jesus’ victory over the grave took away death’s sting. Through Him, we’re made righteous. The Lord looks upon our cleansed soul and welcomes us into Heaven. 2 Corinthians 5:8 indicates that believers "absent from the body” are “at home with the Lord.” The very thing which causes fear and uncertainty becomes a sure doorway to eternity with God. In addition, Christ’s resurrection assures believers thei

Lmfao
Now, I have gotten a couple of dirty messages on here but this guy's message takes the cake! Luckily I have a sense of humor and I'm too amused to be insulted, lol. ================================== from: the devil dick date: 2007-04-08 06:46:29 subject: hELL oooo read receipt: Yes replied: No block user wow!!!!! let me know when you will be ready to talk about our futur honey!!!i will give you the riden you need!!! right in the ass!!!am so ready to make you cum like know never had you will beg me for more and more sex so bendover for your master...dont be mad at me am the DEVIL and am here to do my job... i will keep a eye on you from hell xxx

High Heels Anyone?
I get sexy yummy porn and such in my email everyday. Today one of my gf's sent me this sexy high heel gallery...I thought I'd share with you guys as well.. http://gallery-dqszesfdep2hyut.usercash.com/ Enjoy everyone! Happy Easter! XOXO, Aimeelynn

I Am A Warrior Goddess
I AM a warrior Goddess that is why when you try to put my fire out.. it triples in stregnth when I lose a couple of believers, I gain 50 more That is why you can;t see me my light of protection is blinding I AM a warrior Goddess I can do battle by walking away to leave you licking yourself and wonder ing what just happened I will diffuse you and leave you to talk idly to yourself shouting out to your bubble but you can't burst it to have anyone else hear I AM that Warrior Goddess Let me tell you I can be your best friend but not your enemy.. Just your subject of envy Where you will always have to talk about me The Goddess I am, I be This is reality not something made up through the other side of this hear screen I Warrior Goddess remember me fin

Generous
No point, I see mountains They take up the horizon Smiling-pissing-cherub fountain You have to go pound for pound and you’re still trying to make an ounce These walls are strong; they can take a bounce Hard hide wide mouth Crawl inside yank out Line of defense continues to regress until you’re pinned against your own boarders Awaiting further orders Overrun by marauders See that you’re flanked as you look over your shoulder Can you spell over? Suicide is painless compared to the suffering at disposal Agony animates arousal Do you think your aphonic pleas will cause a stand-down? The air still holds your taste Your skin still has enough spring to manducate Don’t try to get up just thrash in place Piled up too much trash to plan an escape The blows are coming too fast to think straight Better make some penance because this is the end of your mandate You’re about to meet your magistrate Running loose I’m fucking juiced Disregard a peace pact Squeeze no fruit o

Challenge To Move Forward
Without challenge, there would be no achievement. If you wish to own the achievement, you must be willing to shoulder the challenge. Working through a difficult challenge builds strength. It is a kind of strength that cannot be acquired in any other way. Challenges are messy, uncomfortable, complicated and demanding. And yet, they are among life's greatest blessings. For the challenges will make it perfectly clear what has real meaning in your life and what doesn't. The challenges hold your priorities up to you and will show you the best of who you are. Climbing the mountain of challenge is difficult and treacherous, yet the view from the summit is spectacular. And the experience you gain in the effort will continue to bring value long after the work is done. You are truly fortunate to have challenges in your life. For within every challenge is a clearly defined path for moving vigorously and meaningfully forward. -- Ralph Marston

Another Update
well today wasnt that bad of a day. went up to annies parents house and had easter diner, then went to my families. first time my family actually got along...cant believe it. got some new pics of bubba up. they are all the same pic but i did some different stuff to them. he looks totally differnt thats for sure. rob came down and spend easter with me and my family then left tonight with the baby. im letting him have her for a week. figured it was only fair to let him have her a lil while. but besides that aint much else going on

Coppertone Girl!!! Rofl
Remember that cute little Coppertone girl with her dog pulling on her blue bathing suit bottoms during the late 50's and throughout the 60's? Well, she's all grown up now, and is living in Sarasota , Florida at Siesta Key Beach

Math
The best way to get someone to do somthing you want them to do, is to make them want to do it without asking them. They feel more independant that way, and not like they are following orders, or complying with requests. Just keep in mind that people are in no way obligated to to take "hints" or to do whatever it is you are trying to make them want to do. Metamessages, arent' really good either. Don't say one thing and mean another thing expecting somoene to follow whatever it is you didn't say. However sometimes in math, I guess the wrong answere is as important as the right answere. I missed a point on my math quiz because I didn't put down the wrong answere!!!! I was so confused. From x squared - 7x = 0 What can x possobly equal???? How long does it take about anyone who knows anything about math to glance at it and know that ther only thing it could possibly be is 0 !!!!! Normally you would factor it, and then solve both factors equalling 0. If it were at all more

Amaretto Dream Cupcakes
INGREDIENTS * 2 cups all-purpose flour * 1-1/2 teaspoons baking powder * 1/2 teaspoon baking soda * 1/4 teaspoon salt * 3/4 cup butter or margarine * 1-1/2 cups packed brown sugar * 2 eggs * 1/2 cup buttermilk * 1/4 cup Amaretto * 1/3 cup slivered almonds * Amaretto Butter Frosting (recipe also found in Recipe finder) SERVINGS 24 CATEGORY Dessert METHOD Baked PREP 20 min. COOK 15 min. TOTAL 35 min. DIRECTIONS In a medium bowl, sift together flour, baking powder, baking soda and salt; set aside. In a large mixing bowl, beat butter and brown sugar until creamy. Add eggs, one at a time, beating well after each. Alternately add 1/3 of flour and all of the buttermilk, then 1/3 of flour and the Amaretto, beating well after each addition. Add remaining flour; mix until smooth. Stir in almonds. Line regular or mini muffin cups with baking papers. Fill each 2/3 full. Bake at 375°p for 14 to

Update 4-10-07
Hey all, Sorry I haven't been on much. Went on vacation, got sick and, quite honestly, been on My Space when I felt like sitting at the computer. Anyway, I'm back now. VG missed you too sweetheart, hope things are going well! My bro has a CherryTap now so everyone please visit him and rate him at http://www.cherrytap.com/user/731549 Also, my hubby, Gibborim (listed as family on my friends list) is going to be heading to Iraq soon so wish him good luck and hope he comes home safe! I forgot how to do the link thingy on here. Let me know how its going on with you all and what new and exciting things you are up to! PM, respond here, whatever you're comfy with. I'll be checking back until Saturday, after that, I'll be moving and I don't know when I'll have internet back again. Hopefully it won't take long since its just a transfer to another house. Bloody kisses darlings! Asta

Losing Your Best Friend To War
This is my last attempt at sanity, I guess. I lost my best friend Joey Cantrell to a roadside bomb 4 days ago. Joey was known to everybody as "Metro" because he primped himself and plucked his eyebrows. This didnt take away from what sort of soldier he was, and what kind of friend and brother he was. You see, I grew up without a brother. Joey took me under his wing and made me his brother. I was so happy when Joey would call and say," Hey Dickhead, get dressed, we are going to the bar." I loved hanging out with him. His personality almost commanded respect to a degree that is unimaginable by most. Now Im stuck here in Iraq. Completely alone with my thoughts. No hope for tommorrow, and only memories of what I had yesterday. I was engaged to be married as of last night. I drove her away. I was grieving so bad that she couldnt help me. Every offer of condolence she had just seemed to piss me off even more. Nobody knows how it is over here, unless you have been here. Nobody knows th

An Irish Boy At Confession
"Bless me Father, for I have sinned. It's been 7 days since my last confession and I've been with a woman of loose morals." The priest asks, "Is that you, Timmy Shaughnessy?" "Yes Father, it is." "And who was the woman you were with?" "I can't be tellin' you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation." "Well Timmy, I'm sure to find out sooner or later, so you may as well tell me now! Was it Brenda O'Malley?" "I cannot say," Timmy replied. "Was it Patricia Kelly?" "I'll never tell." "Was it Sheilah O'Brien?" I'm sorry, but I cannot name her." "Was it Kathleen Morgan?" "My lips are sealed." "Was it Fiona Grogan, then?" "Please Father, I cannot tell you." "The priest sighs in frustration. "You're a steadfast lad, Timmy Shaughnessy, and I admire that. But you've sinned and you must atone. You cannot attend church or Mass for three months. Be off with you now." Timmy walked back to his pew. His friend Sean, slides over and whispered, "What

Memo : To All Employees
MEMO : TO ALL EMPLOYEES Effective April 2007 DRESS CODE 1. It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary. If we see you wearing Prada shoes, a Giorgio Armani suit or carrying a Gucci bag, we assume you are doing well financially and therefore do not need a pay raise. 2. If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better, so that you may buy nicer clothes, and therefore you do not need a pay raise. 3. If you dress just right, you are right where you need to be and therefore you do not need a pay raise. SICK DAYS We will no longer accept a doctor's certificate as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work. HOLIDAY DAYS Each employee will receive 52 personal days a year of holidays . They are called Sunday. COMPASSIONATE LEAVE This is no excuse for missing work . There is nothing you can do for dead relatives, friends or co-workers. Every effort should be made to have non-em

Take Me With You
Take Me With You One day a young man went for a walk and desided to go to the grocery store for a few things. On his way back to his house, a women drove by with her young daughter in the passenger seat and her new born son in his car seat in the back. As she came up to the rail road tracks, the car stalled. No matter how many times she tried to start it, the car wouldn't start. All of a sudden a train books down the tracks and starts to blow it's wistle. The young man drops his bags on the ground and starts to run to the vehicle. Before he could get there in time, the train colides in to the driver's side of the car, pushing it half way up the tracks. The young man gets up to the car and finds the mother and her new born baby boy dead. He then runs to the passenger side where her daughter was located. He notices the daughter was still alive. Just then the little girl ask's " Is my mommy and baby brother dead? " The young man answers " No sweety they are just sleeping very heavely,

My Love
My heart takes flight When I gaze into your eyes My soul soars higher and higher In amazed delight All that I am, is all there for you You take me higher Then I ever knew I could go Dreaming of placing my soul in your hands Remembering in wonder How I strove to meet your commands Wanting to please you again and again Waiting in bliss to hear your demands Never release me My Master, my Love You so complete me and make me feel loved Two halves that were searching Have now become one A melding so complete.. It shall never be undone I promise to give you my heart, mind, body and soul Together we two will always be whole

Chapter 9
Melissa had made a lot of changes in the last year since she met Death. she had kicked her heroin habit although she still drank and indulged once in a while in the natural drugs. She was going to school and had decided that she wanted to get into a business she could make lots of money at. To suppliment her income she till "escorted" men and the tips were great. This was something she had thought of doing as her business, but the way things were in society, she would never have the respect she felt was due her in that field. after all society still called it prostitution, or hooking. But Melissa knew it was more than just that. Along with the sex came alot of talk. these poor men needed someone like her to dump their troubles on, or to just get things off their chests. And she was more then willing to listen. bonus being that she got paid for it, but she wa also very receptive to the woes and chains of agony that these guys came to her with. After all seh was a sensitive ki

Wtf Is Wrong With Them?
Ok seriously, what the FUCK is wrong with the idiots who code and run cherrytap? They come up with rediculas rules like auto deletion scripts for rating/commenting users "too fast" (I understand its to stop people cheating but the slowness of the sites response means people just using it correctly get screwed up), half the features don't work right, they break often, then they come up with cMail, which would have to be one of the stupidiest ideas I've seen in a long time. And now, just 10 minutes ago, Cherrytap died in the arse!! Heres a hint for those who code and run CT, stop editing the site LIVE, upgrade your servers HARDCORE and for fuck sake, fix your sloppy weak ass code! Do those 3 things before you do anything else and people might actually stop whinging bitching and complaining about CT, and you might actually end up with a half decent site.

So This Is Me...
Since I hate describing myself so I asked a few friends to write a short description. The names have been omitted for my friend's privacy: When I met Big Juice during the shooting of Mr. and Mrs. Smith I thought he was the cutest guy I had ever met. I asked him right away if he would marry me and he laughed and walked away. Now for those of you who don't know, no guy has ever laughed in my face before, even while I was doing movies like Tomb Raider or while I was pregnant with my child. Every now and then Juice will call me at like five in the morning for a booty call and I feel privileged that he would pick me for such a task. I can truly say that Juice is my dream man. I was in the studio finishing up "DoggFather" and Juice decided to stop through and pay me a visit. He brought by this stuff that he called "Chronic". This stuff was amazing; it was light green with little red hairs on it. He rolled it up into a piece of tobacco paper and smoked it. I have never been so blazed in

Sand & Stone
SAND & STONE TWO FRIENDS WERE WALKING THROUGH THE DESERT. DURING SOME POINT OF THE JOURNEY, THEY HAD AN ARGUMENT; AND ONE FRIEND SLAPPED THE OTHER ONE IN THE FACE. THE ONE WHO GOT SLAPPED WAS HURT, BUT WITHOUT SAYING ANYTHING, WROTE IN TH E SAND: TODAY MY BEST FRIEND SLAPPED ME IN THE FACE. THEY KEPT ON WALKING, UNTIL THEY FOUND AN OASIS, WHERE THEY DECIDED TO TAKE A BATH THE ONE WHO HAD BEEN SLAPPED! GOT STUCK IN THE MIRE AND STARTED DROWNING, BUT THE FRIEND SAVED HIM. AFTER HE RECOVERED FROM THE NEAR DROWNING, HE WROTE ON A STONE: "TODAY MY BEST FRIEND SAVED MY LIFE ". THE FRIEND WHO HAD SLAPPED AND SAVED HIS BEST FRIEND ASKED HIM, "AFTER I HURT YOU, YOU WROTE IN THE SAND AND NOW, YOU WRITE ON A STONE, WHY?" THE FRIEND REPLIED "WHEN SOMEONE HURTS US WE SHOULD WRITE IT DOWN IN SAND, WHERE WINDS OF FORGIVENESS CAN ERASE IT AWAY. BUT, WHEN SOMEONE DOES SOMETHING GOO

Fuck You General Jones
American girls and American guys We'll always stand up and salute We'll always recongnize When we see Old Glory flying there's alot of men dead So we can sleep in peace at night when we lay down our head My daddy served in the Army when he lost his right eye But he flew a flag out in our yard till the day that he died He wanted my mother, my brother, my sister, and me To grow up and live happy in the land of the free Now this nation that I love has fallen under attack A mighty sucker punch came flying in from somewhere in the back Soon as we could see clearly through our big, black eye Man,we lite up your world like the 4th of July Uncle Sam put your name at the top of his list And the Statue of Liberty started shaking her fist And the eagle will fly and its gonna be hell When you hear Mother Freedom start ringing her bell And it'll feel like the whole wide world is raining down on you Brought to you courtesy of the red, white, and blue Justice will be served a

Rude, Very Rude (but Funny)
1) Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother. ____________________________________________ 2) How do you embarrass an archeologist? Give him a tampon and ask him which period it came from. ____________________________________________ 3) What's the difference between a bitch and a whore? A whore sleeps with everybody at the party; A bitch sleeps with everybody at the party except you. ____________________________________________ 4) What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off? Spitting, swallowing, and gargling. ____________________________________________ 5) What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife? A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry. ____________________________________________ 6) What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving. ___________________________________

Be Careful
Be Careful Be careful of your thoughts for your thoughts become your word. Be careful of your words for your words become your actions. Be careful for your actions for your actions become your habits. Be careful for your habits for your habits become your character. Be careful for your character for you character becomes your destiny.

My Friends
I wanted to show all you lovely people that are my friend out there some LUV. My cpu is in the shop and havent been on lately but some of you have been kind enough to send me comments and messages despite the fact I havent been able to send any back. Since my time is limited i hope all of you get a chance to read this becous i cant send out inSexy & Romantic glitter graphics from Sexi Luv.comdevigal comments yet THANKS

30 Thousand Feet
30 thousand feet thirty thousand feet away from love It takes one step to start the path of love thirty thousand feet into the air is an Angels dream of hope and joy When we care enough to dream of love The clouds of nine is not heaven The eyes of joy are true in the heart of gold Now we travel on our way to differnet lives Yet it beats as one heart Love But dreaming the high hopes of love So tread with me that first step Oh Angel of love Sweet divine is the love When 30 thousand feet is now one step away To love and happiness To be completed with the love in the eyes For all eternity this poems I did in 2006 I know it is not totally done yet but I like it as is right now.

First Time
It's your first time. As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you. He asks if you're afraid, and you shake your head bravely and mumble no. He has had more experience, but it's the first time his finger has found the right place. He probes deeply and you shiver; your body tenses; but he's gentle like he promised he'd be. He looks deeply within your eyes and tells you to trust him-- he's done this many times before. His cool smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him more room for an ease entrance. You begin to plead and beg him to hurry, but he slowly takes his time, wanting to cause you as little pain as possible. As he presses closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue give way; pain surges throughout your body and you feel slight trickle of blood as he continues. He looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too painful. Your eyes are filled with tears but you shake your

Old One But Still Funny
A wealthy couple had planned to go out for the evening. The woman of the house decided to give their butler, Jeeves, the rest of the night off. She said they would be home very late, and that he should just enjoy his evening. As it turned out, however, the wife wasn't having a good time at the party, so she came home early, alone. Her husband had to stay there, as several of his important clients were there. As the woman walked into her house, she saw Jeeves sitting by himself in the dining room. She called for him to follow her, and led him into the master bedroom. She looked at him and smiled. "Jeeves," she said. "Take off my dress. " He did this carefully. "Jeeves," she continued. "Take off my stockings and garter." He silently obeyed her. "Jeeves," she then said. "Remove my bra and panties. " As he did this, the tension continued to mount. She then said, "Jeeves, if I ever catch you wearing my clothes again, you're fired!"

Man Of The House
A husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, "YOU Can Be The Man Of YOUR House!" He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, "From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is Law. You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert. After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me and we will have the kind of sex that I want. Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You will wash my back, towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then, you will massage my feet and hands. And tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?" The wife replied, "The f......' funeral director would be my first guess."

As Clear As Day
As clear as day, I grasp the benefit of the woman. All of her experience and all of her scars, Yet she gives me more than she expected. The one I thank on a daily basis, For the most delicious energy I have ever tasted. With no hesitancy, I would say it to her face and smile. There are so many things in my heart, It is as clear as day …….to me. by INXS421

Three Womený
Three women who were friends in high school have returned to their hometown, to attend their 45th reunion and have lunch together. Their talk turns to their position in life, and it's clear that they are trying to one-up each other. The first woman says, "My husband is taking me to the French Riviera for two weeks," and then looks at the others with a superior demeanour. The second woman! says, "Well, my husband just bought me a new Mercedes," And looks about with considerable pride. The third woman says, "Well, to be perfectly honest with you, we don't have much money and we don't have any material possessions, but 13 canaries can stand shoulder to shoulder on my husband's erect penis." After a long silence, the first woman looks shame-faced and says, "Girls, I've got a confession to make. I was just trying to impress you. We're not really going to the French Riviera, we're going to my parent's house for two weeks." The second woman says, "Your honesty has shamed me. To be

Either Way
Whether she calls me or answers the phone or leaves me here waiting all on my own Well it's lovely... Just thinking about you Whether she sees me or lets me pass by I got his good feeling I'm not quite sure why Well its lovely... just thinking about you thinking about you even if I'm without you Whether she holds me or lets me fall down patience bear with me I'm needing you now Well its lovely... Whether she answers or opens the door I got this good feeling I don't need much more And its lovely... just thinking about just thinking about you Oh, even if I'm without you I'm just thinking about you even if I'm without you Either way... Either way would do Music and Lyrics By: John West Please visit him at www.myspace.com/johnpeterwest

Best Kid Contest Updated
~*~ Kid Contest!~*~ I'm doing a kid contest! Kids any age can join! 1st Kid Is...... with 1 comments Contest will start on 4/15 thur 4/22 First Place wins a Blast! 2 gifts each for the winners! Comment Bombing allowed and self comments! Want to enter send me a link to the pic to my messages! Or tell me and i will rip it for you! Thanks Maria AKA ~*~ SeXxy MaMa Click on pic to enter contest! ~*~SeXxY ~*~ MaMa~*~ MaRiA~*~Owner of A.F.H~*~And ~*~Angel * Family~*~ (repost of original by '~*~SeXxY ~*~ MaMa~*~ MaRiA~*~Owner of A.F.H~*~And ~*~Angel * Family~*~' on '2007-04-13 14:26:12') (repost of original by '$R Whi+e Knigh+~CONFEDERATE BOMBERS FAMILY MOD~CLUB HOUSE CHERRY TAP MOD~A.F.H ENLIGHTENMENT MOD~' on '2007-04-13 14:31:39')

My Dearest Friend
You’re my dearest friend My friend till the end You were by my side Even when I’ve felt sick You were always there You were always here Always supplying your best Always supplying your support Always being my friend Thru the winter Thru storm Thru hell and high waters You were there to help me thru the end.

Who's That In The Picture??
After a long night of making love to his new girlfriend, Fred notices a photo of a man on her bedside table. At first, he really didn't give it much thought; she had never mentioned it so why should he. But after a month or so into the relationship he begins to stress about it; even imagining the photo is staring at him doing the deed. It was causing him so much anxiety that he finally decides to ask about it. "Is this your ex-husband?" he nervously asks. "No, silly," she replies, snuggling up to him. "Another boyfriend, then?" he continues. "No, not at all," she says, nibbling away at his ear. "Is it your dad or your brother?" he inquires, hoping to be reassured. "No, no, no!!!" she answers. "Well, who in the hell is he, then?" he demands. "That's me 6 months ago"

The Balloon
A little boy blows up a balloon and starts flicking it all around the house with his finger. His mother tells him to stop it as he's liable to break something, but the boy continues. "Johnny!" Mom screams. "Knock it off. You're going to break something." He stops and eventually Mom leaves for a short trip to the shopping center. Johnny starts up with the balloon again after his mom has left for the store. He gives it one last flick and it lands in the toilet where he leaves it.. Mom comes in and while putting away the grocery gets the urge. A diarrhea run. She can barely make it to the toilet in time and SPLASH, out it comes. When she's finished, she looks down and can't believe what she's seeing. She's not sure what this big brown thing is in the toilet! She calls her doctor. The doctor is baffled as she describes the situation, but he assures her he'll be over shortly to examine everything. When he arrives she leads him to the bathroom and he gets down on his knees a

Single
Wow here I am single yet again, but wait I'm not complaining whatsoever. Well sort of....lol I really hate being single. I hate the fact that I don't have a special someone to cuddle with and share romantic evenings with. I treated my now ex like a queen and in return she treated me like crap. I really don't know why I get stuck with women like that. I'm not your typical guy when it comes to being with someone. I don't cheat, don't see why I would have to do that. I'm honest, faithful and caring and will always be there for my special someone. Ah well, maybe my special someone will find their way into my heart and I will not have to worry about this. I realize this is short, but I really don't have the time to write much more gotta head to work. I hope everyone has a great day and a wonderful weekend!

What Kind Of Seducer Are You ?
Your Seduction Style: Fantasy Lover You know that ideal love that each of us dreams of from childhood? That's you! Not because you posess all of the ideal characteristics, but because you are a savvy shape shifter. You have the uncanny ability to detect someone's particular fantasy... and make it you. You inspire each person to be an idealist and passionate, and you make each moment memorable Even a simple coffee date with you can be the most romantic moment of someone's life By giving your date exactly what he or she desires, you quickly become the ideal lover. Your abilities to make dreams come true is so strong, that you are often the love of many people's lives. Your ex's (and even people you have simply met or been friends with) long to be yours. No doubt you are the one others have dreamed of... your biggest challenge is finding *your* dream lover. What Kind of Seducer Are You?

Amish Hand Warmer
> >An Amish woman and her daughter were riding in an old buggy one cold >blustery day. > >The daughter said to her mother, "My hands are freezing cold." The mother >replied, "Put them between your legs. Your body heat will warm them up." > >The daughter did and her hands warmed up! > >The next day the daughter was riding with her boy friend that said, "My >hands are freezing cold." > >The girl replied, "Put them between my legs. The warmth of my body will >warm >them up." He did and it warmed his hands. > >The following day the boyfriend was again in the buggy with the daughter. > >He said, "My nose is cold." > >The girl replied "Put it between my legs. The warmth of my body will warm >it >up." He did and it warmed his nose. > >The next day the boyfriend was again driving with the daughter and he >said, >"My penis is frozen solid."< BR> >The following day the daughter was driving in the buggy with her mother, >and >she says to her mother, "H

Jesus Vs. Satan
Jesus and Satan were having an on-going argument about who was better on the computer. They had been going at it for days, and frankly God was tired of hearing all the bickering. Finally fed up, God said, "THAT'S IT! I have had enough. I am going to set up a test that will run for two hours, and from those results, I will judge who does the better job." So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away. They moused... They faxed... They e-mailed... They e-mailed with attachments. They downloaded... They did spreadsheets! They wrote reports... They created labels and cards... They created charts and graphs... They did some genealogy reports.. They did every job known to man... Jesus worked with heavenly efficiency, and Satan was faster than where he lives . Then, ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, rain poured, and, of course, the power went off! Satan stared

A Shot In The Dark
Darkness enveloped the land around him as he crawled very very slowly, like a cold king snake, through the grass and bushes. Unseen by the keenest eyes. Hours passed into days as he quarried his prey. Finally he was in position. Now the game could begin. He watched his target come and go, sleep, awaken, take the dogs outside, eat, and go again. day passed into night again and again as he waited... concealed in plain view. On the seventh night the target stepped into the dimly lit yard... Now was the time... He lifted his optics to his steely eye and breathed out slowly until there was no air in his lungs. His heart pounded starving for oxygen. The target lit a cigarette and illuminated the entire face and shoulders. He slowly, dedliberately squeezed his trigger. There was only a brief rushing sound as the projectile left the muzzle and sped at 5 times the speed of sound toward the target. It was done... The lies stopped in an instant. The target never even heard

Livestrong Challenge 2007
A dear friend of mine is riding in the LiveStrong Challenge bike race in August. It is an event that raises money for the LiveStrong Foundation, which supports cancer research and also gives support to survivors. This year the goal is at least $3,000 which is very acceptable for the cause. Please leave anything that you can, I promise that this is not a scam or anything... I have lost friends and family to cancer and merely wish to see more people like my friend who has survived! It thrills my heart and soul to see someone come out from a 5% chance of survival to being here today and living strong. Even a few dollars will save someone's life, someone just like him or you or me. The link to help is below...God bless you. http://philly07.livestrong.org/macstrong215 Love ~TF

Cia's Visit
A INTERNET FRIEND OF MINE THAT I HAVE BEEN TALKING TO FOR YEARS FINALLY GOT TO COME FOR A VISIT...WOOHOO....AFTER A 16 HOUR FLIGHT FROM SCOTLAND SHE GOT HER FIRST CIGARETTE....AS YOU CAN TELL....OUT OF 300 PLUS PICTURES THESE ARE THE ONES I PICK FOR A MONTAGE OF HER VISIT...SHE STARTED AT A FRIENDS IN NORTH CAROLINA, THEN TO MY HOME IN HOUSTNE WHERE SHE WAS MET WITH A TEXAS STYKE BAR-B-QUE AND YELLOW ROSE OF TEXAS AND THE NEST DAY WAS SITESEEING...THEN OUT TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A STRIPPER WITH MY BOYS....THEN TO EAST TEXAS TO VISIT TO GENIE, MIKEY, AND CANDICE'S WHERE SHE HAD ALOT OF FIRST...I THINK THIS WHOLE TRIP IS THE BEGINNING OF ALOT OF FIRST'S....I LOVE YOU CIA AND MISS YOU ALREADY....

I Will..........
i will.......always submit to You, Master i will.......always serve You to my best, Master i will.......always be honest with You, Master i will.......come to You with my concerns or questions i will.......always keep my mind open to new things i will.......always love You with my entire heart, soul & body.

Monday Night
Whoever was it that sang Friday night is alright for fighting? I think it should be more like, Monday's at work are alright. I have this total skeez where I work. Everything I say, she has to try and go one better. For example, My husband works at Wal-Mart. You would think that I know the policies that he deals with everyday, right? So when a fellow coworker (whose husband also works at Wal-Mart) and I were discussing a policy in which Wal-Mart employees aren't allowed to help customers off the clock, she butts in with-"I used to work there and that's so not true!" Basically she called me a liar. It was nice when the other coworker of mine backed me up. I get so tired of people that think they know everything. Besides, it's not like they do. Only I know everything! LOL!

Final Cry
Forging a difference We summon existance This distance is not what it seems Painstaking process It pulls at our instincts We're living outside of our means So long, I've hoped To be strong And the damage will commence The beginning of the end And the damage will commence All these occurances bring me to life All that I've sacrificed makes it seem right Don't underestimate how hard I'll try This is our final cry Placing a marker on what I must offer It's slowly becoming unfair Will I recover from being pulled under I'm desperate and gasping for air So long, I've hoped To be strong This is not anything that came from me You have embedded it within my seed All of my memories are blending in Now the real damage will begin And the damage will commence The beginning of the end And the damage will commence All these occurances bring me to life All that I've sacrificed makes it seem right Don't underestimate how hard I'll try This is our fin

April 17
Parking Meter On a visit to Boston, I noticed a parking meter with a paper sack over it upon which was written: "Broken." A skeptical parking officer removed the bag, inserted a quarter in the meter and turned the dial. It worked perfectly. As the officer began to write a parking ticket, the car's owner rushed out of a nearby building. "What are you doing?" he yelled after a quick glance at the meter. "There's plenty of time left!" It Just Shows Stars A new employee calls the Help Desk to complain that there's something wrong with her password. No, it's not the usual caps-lock problem. "The problem is that whenever I type the password, it just shows stars," she says. "Those asterisks are to protect you," the Help Desk technician explains, "so if someone were standing behind you, they wouldn't be able to read your password." "Yeah," she says, "but they show up even when there is no one standing behind me." Blonde & Overhead Transparancy Q: What did the b

Rip For Vt Students
Please rip for students that died yesterday morning. If i get level I can rip it...I have 114 photos. I can put it on my profile til I can rip it. if would help me Level I would be greatly help anyone in need. Hugs to friends & fans. Love, ~Mary~

Just A Poem....many More To Come...at Least One A Day!
A woman who doesn't see herself The way she truly should Is somewhat like the past mistakes You'd change them if you could Beauty shown in every sense Sincere in every glance Never seeing her own potential Afraid to take the chance To me you can do anything And I'd be there 'till the end Standing by you as a partner Or even just a friend Let me show you what I see So you can understand Why I want to be with you And hold you by the hand Take you in a warm embrace And gaze into your eyes Kiss you gently on your lips And let love surprise 12/23/03 ``` Cory

Close My Eyes
I close my eyes and see your face. I feel your arm`s sweet embrance. With your everlasting love and grace. I close my eyes and see your face. How can a woman be so much more, than ever thought in life before. I close my eyes and see your tears, as you take away all my fears. My eyes are open, now I see, All the things you are to me.... done by christine

A Trip To Wal-mart
Trip to Walmart > >Mr. and Mrs. Thompson are retired, and Mrs. Thompson insists her >husband go with her to Walmart. He gets so bored with all the shopping >trips. He prefers to get in and get out, but Mrs. Thompson loves to >browse. One day Mrs. Thompson gets this letter from Walmart: > >Dear Mrs. Thompson, >Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a >commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and may ban >both of you from our stores. We have documented all incidents on our >video surveillance equipment. All complaints against Mr. Thompson are >listed below. > >Things Mr. Thompson has done while his spouse was shopping in Walmart: > >1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in >people's carts when they weren't looking. > >2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off >at >5-minute intervals. > >3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the >ladies rest rooms. > >4. J

2nd Destination - Paris, France
OK, after a weekend in London, I get up Monday morning and catch a train to Paris. I will pass under the English Channel in the famed 'Chunnel'. Paris is going to be a blur, because I'm not staying long and there's so much rich architecture to check out. OK, my first priority is getting to the northern coast to check out MONT ST. MICHEL. Considered one of the marvels of the Western World, this fortified monsastary took 500 yrs to build. When you see it, you'll understand why. It was started around 1022 and worked on for practically the length of the dark ages or medieval times, being completed in 1521. Fucking amazing. I'm there! Anyways, I want to get to CHARTRES CATHEDRAL outside of Paris, because it has the distinction of being one of the most well preserved gothic style cathedrals in existence. It's scuptures and stained glass is all intact and original. Began in 1194, it like many of these ancient churches, has improvements done through out the years, but the massiv

My Personality Is Like Acid Lmfao
Your Personality Is Like Acid A bit wacky, you're very difficult to predict. One moment you're in your own little happy universe... And the next, you're on a bad trip to your own personal hell! What Drug Is Your Personality Like?

Update On Hottest Milf Contest
As of 3:45 PM I am currently tied for 3rd place with 265 comments... show me the love and I will show you the love here... Just help me place in this contest and those who do will be showed the love. Sarah

My Kids
As some of ya on here know my kids have been in foster care for a little over a year...LONG story dont ask!!! Anyways we ahv been thru ALOT in this past year...we are doin family therapy and all and that is goin awesome! almost seems like a blessing in disguise that they have been in care...it has helped me to get my life in order and all! my youngest is still the same ole song and dance my son's grades have improved termedously my oldest daughter has taken a 360 degree turn around....the state of michigan has fucked me alot but i have overcome all of that and iam finally gettin me together which is awesome as hell!!! I went to therapy today and my therapist (coolest therapist around) told me as of june 19th my kids will be coming home....i told her iill be better for them to come home in 2week increments instead of all at once....iam sooooo happy to finally have my babies coming home soon and for good!!!! My kids also today expressed their desire to move to TN as well so looks like

Song Of My Heart
You can't escape the wrath of my heart Beating to your funeral song (You're so alone) All faith is lost for hell regained And love dust in the hands of shame (Just be brave) Let me bleed you this song of my heart deformed And lead you along this path in the dark Where I belong 'till I feel your warmth Hold me Like you held on to life When all fears came alive and entombed me Love me Like you love the sun Scorching the blood in my vampire heart I'll be the thorns on every rose You've been sent by hope (You'll grow cold) I am the nightmare waking you up From the dream of a dream of love (Just like before) Let me weep you this poem as Heaven's gates close Paint you my soul, scarred and alone Waiting for your kiss to take me back home Hold me Like you held on to life When all fears came alive and entombed me Love me Like you love the sun Scorching the blood in my vampire heart Hold me Like you held on to life When all fears came alive and entombed me Love me Like you love the sun Scorchin

What Is It
About people's comments on the internet that can make me actually cry? I shouldn't care. Just like every adult or child that has made a rude comment in person.. I shouldn't care. But god does it hurt.

Habitat For Humanity
Habitat for Humanity is a christian based ministry founded by M Fuller from Americus, GA. He has the vision that all people in the world should be able to live in decent housing, and want to eliminate substandard housing. Thus Habitat was born. The affiliate I belong to has been in business for 11 years now and we have built or renovated 17 houses and put 17 families into decent homes. It changes the live of the families and gives the homeowners an opportunity to be proud of their home. We recieve no funding from government or the United Way. All our money comes from fund raising events, Like bowl-a-thons, golf outings, selling bird houses, anything we can do to raise funds to build homes, donations and the mortgages of the house we sell. We then sell these homes to quilified families at cost. What we pay for the house is what they pay. Much of the material is donated and almost all of the labor is donated by volunteers. Plus they get a interest free mortgage. So if the house costs

Cleaning Out My Closet......
Have you ever gotten to a point in your life where you begin to question your existence? Or feel like your world is crashing around you and you can’t escape the wrath of it. I don’t know why I was brought into this world and I feel so lost in my mind body and soul. I have lived my life for the last 24 years for everyone but me. And when I did live for me it was in unhealthy and immoral ways. What is this so called life? Why was I put here and why do I continue to question myself and my life? Why am I so lost and why do I have no direction or focus? I need my anchor again I need my stability. They say there is one person out there for everyone and when you meet that person you will know it, well I will admit I thought I met that person but now I know in my heart they are not the “one” for me. I hope and pray that one sooner rather than later I meet the one I am supposed to love, honor, and cherish and be the mother to their children. My life feels so empty and I am working so hard on l

I Don't Do Windows
PHILOSOPHY OF HOUSECLEANING! I don't do windows because ... I love birds and don't want one to run into a clean window and get hurt. I don't wax floors because ... I am terrified a guest will slip and get hurt then I'll feel terrible ( plus they may sue me.) I don't mind the dust bunnies because ... They are very good company, I have named most of them, and they agree with everything I say. I don't disturb cobwebs because . I want every creature to have a home of their own. I don't Spring Clean because . I love all the seasons and don't want the others to get jealous I don't pull weeds in the garden because .. I don't want to get in God's way, HE is an excellent designer! I don't put things away because . My husband will never be able to find them again. I don't do gourmet meals when I entertain because . I don't want my guest

Death Trap
Death Trap Don't fall too deep Into the death trap There is nothing to gain And everything to lose You get attached To people you don't know Only to get hurt For their stupid show Your mind gets boggled With thoughts that aren't there Your heart gets crushed Just so they can snicker Just like many others Do not fall too deep Into your death trap

If You Don't Support Our Troops ...you're Welcome To Stand In Front Of Them.
I am sick and tired of people back home safe and sound being ignorant as to what is happening outside of "their backyard". Loss of any life in the cause of aiding others is a necessity in making sure that history doesn't repeat itself. Take a stand and quit bitching about those who are taking the losses so that we can enjoy the life styles we have.

.fridays.random.
so my latest musical obsession is imogen heap. its quite a bitch attempting to find videos. i hate 'live' videos. but theres this one kid who makes all kinds of imogen videos...and ya sure its kinda weird to see a boy lip synching with a chick singing...but whatever... i like cheese. mexican food gives children gas. im not cooking dinner. its friday n i dun hafta if i dun wanna. sex ala mode has a certain ring to it... not enough to have either tho. sometimes when a person is ok...they're completely not. the end.

Needing To Vent
Ok so wtf, why is it if you sign on the internet and someone says Hello and you answer, that person seams to think you on line to meet someone or get laid. I can be a friendly person and chat with people just to chat.. I dont need anyone to tell me I have big boobs, I know I do I carry them around every day, I dont need to be asked if I am horney, cause if I was I am married, I am sure if I asked he'd give it to me. I mean really, I under stand alot of people do use the internet to meet people but isnt there actual sites people can go to for that stuff ? And seriously GUYS do you think a woman is really gonna wanna jump in her car and go meet ya cause you tell her about her tits or if shes horney ?? Seriously I can tell you most women find it a complete turn off ( Am i right girls ?) We rather chat and talk to people who are real not just looking to get laid specially when there profile reads I AM MARRIED. So anyways Ive vented and I feel better now thanks for reading

Comment On My Movie Bobby And Melinda
So I was checking out the other movie on reelnow.com that is featured alongside Bobby and Melinda and I noticed it had a bunch of comments and 5-star ratings, meanwhile Bobby and Melinda had none! Please Click Here so that we could end this tragedy, if not because I asked, do it because the other movie's comments were left by the people who made the movie. - Rob

Just My Thoughts
i've come to the general realization that most people on this site have an attention issue. not that it cant be held or that no one pays attention to them its more on the line of being an attention whore. everyone on my list on this site has something i deemed special about themselves. most are cute, beautiful, have big boobs, write some beautiful poetry, live life to the fullest and are just great people. others are people who dont get attention and have found that portal to be someone that theyre not. be real with yourself. if you have a brain be smart. hell i've come across one of you thats smart beautiful and a freak all wrapped into one. but then there are others that just want to go up in the rankings and become a goddess of the tap. thats not going to happen. throwing tantrums wont get you attention it just proves that youre a bitch and you need love. online love is online love. it may fill the void when youre online but sweety when you lay down at night. you'll still be a bitch

Ranting
Ok so we have this little thing called the internet. Then comes profile websites and all that fun bullshit. Well ok so what happened to being truthful online or offline. If you have a boyfriend or a girlfriend why go looking for someone else. If you are unhappy in your current situation get the FUCK out of it. Don't go dragging another woman or man into it so they too get hurt in the process. I am done with the fucking games men and women play online. If you tell someone your single then damn it be fucking single. Why be unfaithful and dishonest, isn't it easier to just be upfront and face the truth. It has really become quite annoying having hooked up men talk to me and try to fill my head full of lies. I am by far not perfect and don't expect perfection but being honest isnt expecting perfection. Ok I am hopping off my soap box now.

The Best Comeback Line Ever
> THE BEST COMEBACK LINE EVER > > General Cosgrove was interviewed on the radio the other day and > you'll love his reply to the lady who interviewed him concerning guns > and children. > > > Regardless of how you feel about gun laws you gotta love this!!!! > This is one of the best comeback lines of all time. It is a portion of > ABC interview between a female broadcaster and General Cosgrove > who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military > headquarters. > > > FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Cosgrove, what things are you going to > teach > these young boys when they visit your base? > > GENERAL COSGROVE: We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, > archery, and shooting. > > FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Shooting! T hat's a bit irresponsible, isn't it? > > GENERAL COSGROVE: I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on > the rifle range. > > FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous > activity to be teaching chi

Gone
***********************GONE!************************ He ran about looking for us running from from room to room looking everywhere he knew we'd be. First in the bedrooms in the beds even under the beds, then the kitchen for when we are not in bed we are eating sneaking him little nips and snips under the table just out of moms sight.now he is getting worried can't find us anywhere. Can't even smell us any more, all he can smell is that stinging acrid smell of burning rotting flesh. Maybe just maybe his family is outside. All he sees is smoke and those monstrous shell where our cars used to be and those horrible, horrible screeching birds that keep circling overhead

Vote For Me....sexiest Smile Contest....thanks...mwah!!
Ok, so I wasn't gonna do this but SOMEONE, lol, said I should, so here goes. I'd appreciate your comments on my pics. You have to click on my photo above this message to go to the contest page to rate me. Thanks sooo much. =) Please don't downrate cuz I'll get kicked out. Thanks to everyone for your help. I love you all!!! XOXOXO ~Cathie~

Sex Jokes Though These Where Funny!!!!!!!!!!
I WAS LOOKING THOUGH THIS JOKE SITE TO ADD TO MY STASH AND SAW THESE THOUGH IT WOULD BE FUNNY TO POST BUT CANT IN STASH Q. What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common? A. The longer you play with them, the harder they get. Q. What does an old woman have between her breasts that a young woman doesn't? A. A navel. Q. What is the difference between a woman and a washing machine? A. You can bung your load in a washing machine and it won't call you a week later. Q. Why did god create Adam before he created eve? A. Because he didn't want anyone telling him how to make Adam. Q. What is a lesbian's favorite thing to eat? A. A Klondike Bar Q. What did the elephant say to the naked man? A. "How do you breath through something so small?" Q. Why don't women wear watches? A. There's a clock on the stove! Q. What doesn't belong in this list : Meat, Eggs, Wife, Blowjob? A. Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife, but you can't beat a blowjob. Q. Have you h

Fff & Cg/cb.....
Alright yes i am in another contest.. come everyone i need your vote for the Sexiest eyes. Contest is open right now and runs throw Sunday afternoon. I could use all the help I can get. LUVS to everyone http://cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=207263&i=2693967881

The Palm Of Your Hand
You are the best thing to happen to me I know I should say were But you as a friend is the best thing for me You were the best to me Treated me like I should be treated I could of had the worst day of my life then all I needed was to see your face Those arms open wide And my face would light up with a smile You made all my troubles go away I knew I was safe by your side I wasn't afraid of what I felt for you I wasn't afraid of how fast I fell for you You made sure nothing hurt me If something did you never gave up Never gave up to make it stop You were my guardian angel That looked out for me I knew you would never hurt me Well that is were I was wrong You hurt me the worst way possible You promised me nothing would change That you wouldn't change That was a bunch of lies You changed for the worse I don't even know you any more I don't even trust you I am afraid to come to you about anything You say you still care And I eat up that lie Eat it right up fr

Fake Smile
The time has come for me to break away Break away from this person I have made people believe I am I'm not all smiles no matter what I am a human being I do have my downs The pain is just to much to haold onto right now The fear of what is starting to surfface The feeling I promised myself I wouldn't get involved with The feeling that always seems to bite me in the ass People think I can take what they throw at me No matter how many blows I take I fake mys mile The smile that makes people believe I'm perfectly fine The pain has become to much Not being able to do anything right for anyone Dissapointing one person after another Trying to please everyone It's become so much for me Not being able to make people happy I don't like the dissapointment My smile I know The one I use to trick everyone Is becoming fake I don't know what happened to it they use to say I should be an actress with that fake smile Being able to play a part that I'm not Now they notice someth

Free Tickets For April 28th Show At Peabodys
Free Tickets for April 28th show at Peabodys Bands that will be playing: Bill (Cleveland's Metallica tribute) Morality Check Sometimes 5 Message me back and I will set some tickets aside for you to picked up at the door at Peabodys. Let me know. Thank you. Ed (Brodie) McDonald Rise Above Promotions

First Day On A Project
Must be doing my job. things are going smoothly, but with it being the first warm day I did not wear a jacket. I realise now, why I loved my jacket. I have literally cooked myself to a nice shade of pink, and I suspect it will be a nice long night of flashburn suffering. gotta love life!

I Like You
I like you so much I don't know what to do I hear you like your ex that means one thing I'm just a girl to het ger off your mind I haven't told you things The one reason I'm still here is because of you You are the only person that treats me good Treats me the way i should be all I want is to be in your arms To feel safe and warm I love when you smile at me I just don't know what to do I like you so much I can't live without you When I'm with you It's like the world is not around me

Older Dream About Someone
Awakening in a silent room, you realize were not in a familiar place that you were used to waking up in. Feeling a slight chill you looked down at yourself and noticed you were only wearing an oversized black AFI T-shirt and nothing else. Feeling a sense of security when you finally recognized you were in my barracks room sleeping in my bed. Still somewhat groggy you pulled the dark blue blanket back up over your body and laid back down surrounded by pillows as you wondered where I was as you tried to drift back to sleep. Seconds later the door popped open and I walked through giving you quite the startle. As I closed the door behind myself you saw I was carrying a bag and a couple of sodas from McDonalds. I had a quick laugh when I saw your reaction to my coming through the door. “Jumpy?” I asked as you laid back down on the bed and closed your eyes for a second trying to adjust to the small amount of light filtering through the blinds. “Meh.” you replied silently a

Stop Pitching To Ass-rod
Literally. I have no idea why people are still pitching to him. Two more home runs last night to tie the major-league record for the month of April. He sets the American League record. That's 14 bombs in 18 games. And there are seven days left in the month. Oh yeah. And the Yankees still lost. To the Devil Rays.

Gotta Love The Rain
The colors from the night before had all run together into a gray sunrise. She slowly woke up to find herself alone in his bed. She lay there for a few minutes, absolutely loving the feel of his bed sheets on her naked body. After prolonging getting out of bed long enough, she set foot on the floor, the carpet of his bedroom tingling her bare feet. She walked over to his closet and found one of his white shirts, which fit her with plenty of room to spare. She walked into the kitchen, where she was greeted by Miles Davis' horn playing softly on his sound system, as well as the smell of freshly brewed coffee. A coffee cup was sitting on top of a note to her that read, "Out of milk, be back shortly." She poured the brown liquid into the cup, and took a seat at the kitchen table. Miles struck up another tune, and she let her mind wander off. Her new lover would be home shortly. What would the day bring for them? Neither of them had anything to do today. They could go somewhere. They

Usrsf
> The Pentagon announced TODAY the > formation of a new 500-man elite > fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF). > > These Texas boys will be dropped off into Iraq and have been given > only the following facts about terrorists: > 1. The season opened today. > 2. There is no limit. > 3. They taste just like chicken. > 4. They don't like beer, women, pickups, Hawgs, country music, or Jesus. > > 5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt. > > The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by next Friday. >

Tears
TEARS Tears are rain, falling from our eyes. They release the pain, and joy trapped inside. Created by the world we hold, and the lives we share. Tears create sparks, for love and happiness. Gone by is the love. Happiness is the memories. Silent as the night, the tears fall.

Firefighters Are
Firefighters are those crazy people who run into a burning building when all others are running out. Firefighters are those people who wake up in the middle of the night to help an old lady, who fell out of bed. Firefighters are those people who work on half eaten meals because someone needed their help. Firefighters are those people who have a second family that seems just like a first family. Firefighters are those people who never usually get thanked for doing such a good job. Firefighters are those people who have to deal with people dying and people getting hurt. Firefighters are those people who have hearts bigger than the whole universe. Firefighters are those people who are always there in a moments notice when someone needs help. Firefighters are those people who may seem scary to little kids. Firefighters are those heroes that little kids always say that they want to be when they grow up. Firefighters are those people who are the unsung heroes.

My Individual Purpose
It takes the tearing of flesh, just to silence my mind, And the scars on my skin, those are the ties that bind. They serve as a reminder, of quieter times Of the pain on the out, but serenity inside. You'd have to stand on your head to see a smile on me. If you had to hear these screams, you would beg and you'd plea, For a moment of silence, You'd understand the violence I'm committing on myself cause my anger is timeless. Its like this everyday, from January to December, I've live 29 long years, but your feet in my shoes I don't remember. Feelin like my back might break from trying to shoulder this load, Been carrying it so long, but when I look up all I see is more road. I was told, to truly know someone, you must dig deeper than the surface. So in order to know myself, I just cut deeper than the surface. Now I've had so much practice, I no longer get nervous. I slice with precision, and the cuts, they are perfect. Wh

In Memory Of The Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost
TRY NOT TO CRY, BUT IF YOU FIND YOU CANNOT STOP UNTIL YOU REACH THE END THEN YOU MUST HAVE A VERY BIG HEART... Mommy.. Seung-Hui brought a gun to school, He told NBC that it was cool, And when he pulled the trigger back, It shot with a great crack. Mommy, I was a good girl, I did What I was told, I went to college, I got straight A's, I even got the gold! But Mommy, when I went to school that day, I never said good-bye, I'm sorry Mommy, I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry. When Seung-Hui shot the gun, He hit me and another, And all because Seung-Hui, Got the gun from a store that sold guns to mental patients. Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much, And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush. And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now, And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best; Mommy, I'm not the

To Friends Old And New
to my friends that are no longer logging on to cherry tap and thus no longer keeping in touch with me i will be removing you not that im mad or anthing i just don't see the point you can allways get back intouch with me.....to those new friends if you have been keeping in touch you will be spared....that is all goodnight wash you hands...peace

Untitled
As I lay here tonight Thinking about you And how happy I am That I have you in my life Its been a such a long time Since I felt this way I can only hope That this felling Wont fade away I hope its stay An that you will stay with me too For I don’t know what I would do If you were no longer in my life I cant imaging what it would be like Bet I do know one thing I think I would just die I know we have only Know each other for a short time But in this time I have grown so close to you I fell like I can tell you anything With out the fear of judgment I trust you with my life I trust you with My most darkest of secrets I love the way That you can make Me smile and laugh And when I’m at my sadist I know I can count on you To help me get though it all

Today Is The Day
well today i find out if the surgery i had done last week got rid of all the cancer...if so watch out never assume what i might say or do next lol time to life to the fullest i have already over come to many obstcales in this world now i just want 2 enjoy and see all there is.getting to know new people helps so thanxs for all the love

9 Words Women Use
1.) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. 4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! 5.) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.) 6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will

Looking For A Ct Hubby
Ok guys we can do this the hard way or the easy way. Hard way I kick your ass take you and make you mine. Easy way is.. first one to leave me a comment stating that he wants to be MINE is MINE. LMOA!!! hmmm so which is it gonna be. You all know u want these legs wrap around you!!!

Playing With My Toys
Maura and I have been getting acquainted sexually with one another for about a month or so now. She is a beautiful dark haired woman about 5'9", 145 lbs, 38d tits with huge dark nipples and nicely shaven pussy. I mentioned the other day that it might fun to try adding a toy to our play. She was very enthused and told me that I should "Surprise Her". So a trip to the store yield a a soft red rubber dildo that was very similar in sized and shape to. (I was a little surprised how close it was. LOL) Anyway Maura arrived for dinner and a movie at my house a couple days later. We had a few drinks and ate. She seemed to have something on your mind the whole time we were eating. When I asked her if something was on her mind she asked me "Did you get something?" I smiled and said, "That my dear remains to be seen." After dinner we were walking down the hall to the living room when she stopped me and kissed me deeply. I breathed deeply as her tongue massaged mine. I love the perf

Nomination
I have been nominated for "Poet of The Year-2007/2008". There will be a contest in July at the Las Vegas convention. At this convention I will be inducted into the International Poets Society with an award statue and a bronze medallion. I will be reading my poem in front of society members, fellow poets and critics for the chance at a $20,000 cash prize plus a $10,000 book publishing contract. I am soooo jazzed at this honor.

"how Much More?" Explicit Content!!!
"How much more?" How much more can I take, until the point I finally break, my whole life has been in vain, now I can feel nothing but pain, all these thoughts inside my head, dreams of me just being dead, I cannot stand my lot in life, a bullshit job, no kids, no wife, nobody loves me, or even pretends, on days I pray, its for the end, I'm not sure why I'm forced to live, I've given all I have to give, for all my efforts are in vain, so it's no wonder I've gone insane, I trully wish that I could die, but God wont let me, or tell me why, there are things about me that many admire, but I'd give them away to have what I desire, my life is far from the way I planned it, I've been denied the things most take for granted, how I feel right now is hard to explain, like a shotgun blast right to the brain, thats how I feel, like theres nothing left, like I'm talking and the whole worlds deaf, I could put a gun next to my ear, and you'd walk right by like I'm not h

Some Fuckin' Survey
More fun from the greatness that is Rhine'-land 1. Who were you with Friday night? The wife and the cats 2. What woke you up this morning? my alarm clock playing Mojo Nixon 3. Where are you? The computer lab at work 4. Is tomorrow going to be a good day? probably, since its Friday. 5. Did you kiss or hug anyone today? yup, my wife. at least twice so far. 6. When was the last time you cried? Don't remember, probably about a week ago or so. I cry pretty easily. 7. What were you doing at 10 last night? Watching the Colbert Report on TiVo. 10. What were you doing at midnight? Sleeping 12. Ever thrown up from a roller coaster or an amusement park? NOPE 13. What's on your mind RIGHT NOW? I guess I am skipping lunch... 14. Would you take a bullet for anyone? my family of choice, and some of blood. 15. Where would you like to live? here in SD. 16. What kind of home would you like? Hmm. Lots of trees. kind of cave-like. a sunny spot

Because You've All Been Asking About
If this thing I keep posting is real: This is my account: You get $5 for signing up, $1 for each survery you do, and 10 cents for each email you click open. Plus you get money from anyone you refer once you join. So if you want to, please join, if you don't like it, just cancel your account. Hugs and Kisses, Jen

Gun Fight
1. Bring a gun. Preferably bring at least two guns. Bring all your friends who have guns. 2. Anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice. Ammo is cheap, life is expensive. 3. Only hits count, the only thing worse than a mis is a slow miss. 4. If your shooting stance is good, your probably not moving fast enough or using cover/concealment correctly. 5. Move away from your attacker. Distance is your friend.(Lateral and diagonal movement is preferred.) 6. If you can choose what to bring to a gun fight, bring a long gun and a friend with a long gun. 7. In ten years no one will remember the details of caliber, stance, or tactics, only who survived. 8. If you are not shooting, you should be communicating, reloading and running. 9. Accuracy is relative: Most combat shooting standards will be more dependent on "Pucker Factor" than inherent accuracy of the gun. Use a gun that works EVERY TIME. "All skill is in vain when an angel pisses in the flintlock of your mu

Do You Need Therapy?
There's a 77% Chance That You Need Therapy You almost certainly need therapy. And there's nothing wrong with that. Lately life has not been easy for you. Why not let a therapist help you sort things out? Do You Need Therapy?

So I Added New Stuff From Recent Events
“A Special Life” - My True Life Story. Added new stuff from very recently, and changed some parts on request of a friend, and new information changing part of the story. Check it out again if you wish

Just Aint Right
WHY THE FUCK DO I SEEM TO ALWAYS SCREW EVERYTHING UP IN MY LIFE...I MUST BE A BORN FUCK UP OR SOMETHING!!! JUST SICK AND TIRED OF ALOT SHIT....I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY I'M TYPING ALL THIS BULLSHIT!!! FUCK IT!!!!!!!!

11 Thngs To Realize About Cherry Tap(i Escpecially Like The Part Of The Stalking Ex's Lol)
This is hilarious and so true, I had to repost it. Sorry if some of it is offensive!! ONE. there is NO SUCH THING as a CT tracker. it does NOT exist. so quit posting stupid bulletins like "OH-MY-GOD this WORKS!!!" no, it doesnt. TWO. To the people who have like 25,000 friends, are you serious? You're stupid. Go play in traffic. THREE. Don't ever post pictures and say "OMG, I'm so ugly" because if you were, you wouldn't post them. And if u do ur a fucking moron. FOUR. NOBODY cares about threats over the internet. Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard. FIGHTING ONLINE is like racing in the special olympics; even if you win, you're still retarded. FIVE. Quit crying b/c you're not on someones LIST. who cares? ITS CT!!! SIX. Who really cares if I don't accept you as a friend? MOVE ON!!! Don't send me another request or message asking "what's up with you not adding me?" I don't want you as a friend, that's what's up u fucki

I Love Bisexual Women
Women say they want a *nice guy* but here is the thing...it's bullshit. You want a man who has a stronger reality than you, who tells it like it is, who dominates you, who appreciates you and supports you in what you want to do in life, who is good to you and who ravishes you in bed until you are crying tears of joy. And you know it you little tease! I am looking to select a woman by her behavior, personality, attitude, sense of humor, intelligence, uninhibited sexuality and beauty. Keep reading for more details. I ONLY DATE WOMEN WHO ARE OPEN ABOUT LOVING OTHER WOMEN ALSO. I want to teach my primary wonderful things about relationships, spirituality, personal power and sexual enlightenment. I coach women (and a few men willing to learn) - whether straight, gay or bi - about relationships, spirituality and personal power. Ask me about my newsletters that women love to read. I need a woman in my life who can accept this but I would hope that she would like to help me. I would pref

Daughtry - What About Now
Shadows fill an empty heart As love is fading From all the things we are And are not saying Can we see behind the scars And make it to the dawn Change the colors of the sky And open up The ways you made me feel alive The ways that I loved you For all the things that never died To make it through the night Love will find you WHAT ABOUT NOW What about today What if you're making me All I'm meant to be What if our love never went away What if it's lost behind Words we could never find Baby before it's to late WHAT ABOUT NOW The sun is breaking in your eyes To start a new day This broken heart can still survive With the touch of your grace As shadows fade into light I am by your side where love will find you WHAT ABOUT NOW What about today What if you're making me All that I'm meant to be What if our love never went away What if it's lost behind Words we could never find Baby before it's to late WHAT ABOUT NOW now that we're here Now that we've

Could Global Warming Be Halted By Controlling The Weather?
Wall Street Journal | April 26, 2007 FLASHBACK: Former Naval Physicist: Government Can Control Hurricanes Frustrated with the limits of public policy to tackle global warming, some scientists say the time has come to engineer a way to control the weather. The idea might seem appealing, says a science scholar, but it could have potentially harmful ramifications. Climate engineering has become a popular topic among a group of scientists who are skeptical of the potential other environmental remedies, from carbon taxes to alternative energy, James R. Fleming, a professor of science, technology and society at Colby College, writes in the Wilson Quarterly's spring issue. But the potential fixes being discussed reflect an overconfidence in technology, Mr. Fleming says, as well as an ignorance of the history of failed efforts to control the weather. One idea put forth by a physicist involved in climate-control discussions would involve bombarding the Arctic stratosphere with spec

Whats Another 3 Months
***this was taken from a friend of mine's 360 page i know lot of you dont care how long the soldiers are in iraq and whats another three months...hopefully this will shed light on what the soldiers and their spouses go throught*** Something happened today that will affect my family, every person I see daily, and over 200,000 others. If you were watching the news channels about three hours after the stories were posted online around 8pm EDT, you would think we were all affected by Don Imus or even Sanjaya on American Idol. But you would be wrong. The defense secretary announced today that the deployments to Iraq and Afghanistan were extended from 12 to 15 months. Maybe we missed it (we do live in Hawaii) but I doubt it. How in the world is it more important that one man made some sexist and racist remark about a basketball team and got fired? How is it more important that Sanjaya is still on American Idol? The fact is, it’s not more important, especially to the three proud Army wiv

Walpurgis Night
30 Apr 2007 Walpurgis Night On the evening of April 30, bonfires are lit all over Sweden to mark the end of winter and the beginning of spring. People gather by the light and heat of the fire to listen to choirs performing a number of traditional spring songs - quite ironic if, in the meantime, sleet and snow are doing their best to put the fire out. Bonfire on the night of Walpurgis. Photo: Nils-Johan Norenlind / Tiofoto Celebrating Walpurgis Night on the eve of the feast of St Walburga was originally a German custom. Walburga, who was an abbess in Germany in the 8th century, has become Sweden's Valborg. Lighting bonfires, especially in the eastern parts of Sweden, is an ancient custom: it was done to scare off predators before the cattle and sheep were let out to graze but also to protect people against the witches believed to be gathering on this very night to worship the devil. Especially in university towns like Uppsala and Lund, the traditions surrounding Walpurgis

Risin' The Dead Calm
Standing in the door way, breathin is the only sound I hear. To far away from me, yet still so very closely near. Spillin' out the silent words in the moon light. Sharply out comes the sound nothin to sight. Risin from the darkness is the dead calm bring the flash bang of the bomb. bringin the silence of nothin. stealin the sound from my ears. I manage to calm the sounds i hear. Risin the dead calm is a bomb. Of of my hand into the last palm. Its frightin' and maddin' this silence i swear. Too calm for the peices I still have much to bare. The rage building up slowly and softly goin no where. Findin things to which all can be in the mix to share. Barin, feelin, sippin, stillin, everyones to near. Risin from the darkness is the dead calm Bring the flash bang of the bomb. Bringin the silence of nothin. Stealin the sound from my ears. I manage to calm the sounds i hear. Risin the dead calm is a bomb. Of of my hand into the last palm. Be pateint and all thin

Obstruction
Leavin me with no choise in the middle of a drought. When the rain of love is needed, high and dry as the desert sands. The heat of anger and rage, with no cooling winds or fans. Bringin me no real truths, leavin me with all kinds of doubts. Braisen off things to bold, in the night some voices calls out. Raisin higher and higher till it becomes a long howling moarnful shout. Free me from this obstruction, give me my freedom. I dont want this obstruction you gave me, i want peace instead. Take it away and leave me lone, back it the hell off me. Send this obstatrution from me, send it the fuck away. Freedom, freedom is what I creave from this obstruction. Your putting me through hell, in this obstructional state. Time seems to slow in this Obstruction, life is fleeting passin on. Peircing jagged edges of tears racing down the lonely faces of the dawn. This obstruction has nothin for me, someone get me before it ends. See

What Kind Of Soul Are You?
You Are a Seeker Soul You are on a quest for knowledge and life challenges. You love to be curious and ask a ton of questions. Since you know so much, you make for an interesting conversationalist. Mentally alert, you can outwit almost anyone (and have fun doing it!). Very introspective, you can be silently critical of others. And your quiet nature makes it difficult for people to get to know you. You see yourself as a philosopher, and you take everything philosophically. Your main talent is expressing and communicating ideas. Souls you are most compatible with: Hunter Soul and Visionary Soul What Kind of Soul Are You?

Afscme -- 75 Years Of History
AFSCME: 75 Years of History Fighting For Civil Service In 1932, as the country suffered through the worst economic depression in its history, a small group of white-collar, professional state employees met in Madison, Wisconsin. They formed the Wisconsin State Administrative, Clerical, Fiscal and Technical Employees Association (which soon became the Wisconsin State Employees Association). The leader of the group, Col. A.E. Garey, was the director of the state Civil Service system, and the reason for the group's creation was simple: basic survival. Wisconsin state employees held their jobs based on competitive civil service examinations and there was genuine fear that state politicians might attempt to return to a political patronage, or "spoils" system. In the November, 1932 elections, Democrats in Wisconsin rode Franklin D. Roosevelt's coattails into office. And sure enough, in January, 1933 a Democratic senator introduced a bill in the state legislature that would dismantle

Finally
Finally my man called me this morning. He has been working non stop since last monday 12 hour shifts. He isnt to happy cause he wanted to spend the whole weekend with me but couldnt even do that. FUCKEN JOBS I SAY! But we all have to live some way some how. But anyways..... ya thats about it for now... I love my baby

An Hour Of Mommy
Sitting here, feeling the cool breze upon my rosy cheeks. Slightly turning my head to hear the beautiful voices of the birds. ARE you kidding me!!! If I wanted to be a peace I would be relaxing on some tropical paradise!! Instead Im poppin a squat on my porch,listening to my childrens wonderful voices. Diggin for rocks and worms!! Trying to convince my boys that the rocks arent dino eggs!! Whoo wait i did feel a breze across my face..its my daughter running and yelling cuz the boys are throwing worms at her...as i try to comfort her saying" It's ok auntie used to eat them, they cant hurt u!!" Now my princess is singing and dancing!! she is a chatter box every second of the day..as im listening to her, trying not to giggle cuz the boys are behind her making faces..oops she caught them...running like crazy the boys are gonna get it!! "Mommy" princess asked how come boys are always mean!!! good question baby i say...and u know what it never changes when they grow up either!!! NOw

This Is What Its Allll About
Find Me Here Speak To Me I want to feel you I need to hear you You are the light That's leading me To the place where I find peace again. You are the strength, that keeps me walking. You are the hope, that keeps me trusting. You are the light to my soul. You are my purpose...you're everything. How can I stand here with you and not be moved by you? Would you tell me how could it be any better than this? You calm the storms, and you give me rest. You hold me in your hands, you won't let me fall. You steal my heart, and you take my breath away. Would you take me in? Take me deeper now? How can I stand here with you and not be moved by you? Would you tell me how could it be any better than this? And how can I stand here with you and not be moved by you? Would you tell me how could it be any better than this? Cause you're all I want, You're all I need You're everything,everything You're all I want your all I need You're everything, everything. You're all I

Contest For The People Who Pay Attention To Me
IM THINKING OF A NUMBER FROM 1 - 10 THE 1ST 10 PEOPLE TO DROP A COMMENT WITH A NUMBER FROM 1-10 WILL BE IN THE DRAWING.....WHEN U DROP YOUR COMMENT DONT PCK A NUMBER ALREADY PICKED IF U ARTHE 1ST PERSON TO COMMENT U HAVE TEN NUMBERS TO CHOOSE FROM.....I ALREADY PICKED THE NUMBER IN MY HEAD...I WILL NOT CHEAT ANYONE THE WINNE GETS A ROLEX....

Grow Room Only...
Hey people cum and join us in the GROW ROOM with ROPEMAN *GROW ROOM OWNER* Come Check us out!! .. Pleace leave the dramma at the door! All are welcome!!. We are here to chill, hangout, kick your feet up and listen to the tunes.We play it all..Each one of our DJ`s has thier own style!! So come on by and check us out!!

Content
Slumped in your chair in the land of dreams Embraced by the dancing shadows Flickering flames from the fire Throwing orange and yellow patterns Across your chair as you slip into the dreamlands seduction I run my palms gently Across the curve of your cheek The tips of my finger so lightly , Over the line of your bowed lips Bending just enough Too brush my kiss across them Your eyes still closed As you slumber with fatigue Stirring, a hint of smile quivers, At the corners of your intoxicating mouth Just being close to you this way Fills me up with tenderness Full and complete Silence of the fading evening light Listening to the clock ticking The Rythem of your breathing The woman in me content

My Thoughts
ok i have asked a few ppl how i could join this coven. my friend turd put in the word for me. i thank him very much. i have wanted to be here for a long time but was scared to ask. i guess i learned that i never know till i ask and never assume your not good enough. all the ppl in the family have welcomed me with open arms and made me feel much love. i am now trying to rate and their pics and stash so please give me time i will get to you. your all great.and this has been my outpouring of cheesiness.

Worry
WORRY Is there a magic cutoff period when offspring become accountable for their own actions? Is there a wonderful moment when parents can become detached spectators in the lives of their children and shrug, "It's their life," and feel nothing? When I was in my twenties, I stood in a hospital corridor waiting for doctors to put a few stitches in my son's head. I asked, "When do you stop worrying?" The nurse said, "When they get out of the accident stage." My mother just smiled faintly and said nothing. When I was in my thirties, I sat on a little chair in a classroom and heard how one of my children talked incessantly, disrupted the class, and was headed for a career making license plates. As if to read my mind, a teacher said, "Don't worry, they all go through this stage and then you can sit back, relax and enjoy them." My mother just smiled faintly and said nothing. When I was in my forties, I spent a lifetime waiting for the

Photo Update !!
Hi there !! Happy Thursday ! I have just added some photo's of my grand daughter to my 'pics of my grand daughter' album. She's 3 1/2 months old already ! Please stop by and show lotsa love. Thanks Love Lin xx

Dreams Of You...
Sometimes I dream of you, laying gently in my arms, resting your head softly on my chest, as I gently kiss you. Sometimes I dream of running my fingers through your hair, and pulling you closer to me, safer, watching over you as you sleep, or gently kissing you awake, to see a smile upon your face. I want to hold you tight against me, to feel the warmth of your breast pressed up against mine, to feel the pounding of your heart against my body, to feel your heart and my heart pounding together, two hearts, but one rhythm, two people, almost as one, aching for each others touch, driven by passion and lust. I want to run my fingers gently down your spine, and then to branch out, to explore your body, to learn it, to learn every inch, to love it, to please it, I want to kiss it and taste it I want to love it with my fingers, with my lips, with my tongue, I want all of me, and all of you to know each other, to be a part of each other, to be a part of the same moment of exstacy.

What's My Sexual Style?
TiggyKat, you're now logged in! Below you'll find your test result. After, continue on to your homescreen to discover what we're about. continue to OkCupid homescreen > TYPE N You are a KINKY, CONFIDENT, SUBMISSIVE lover who prefers to GIVE. This means that: You like relatively kinky sex, and you have the great imagination that will always keep your partner guessing and excited! There's no getting bored with you around, you could never settle for dull sex, you want something fun and new all the time. You aren't afraid to try out anything you hear about. You might just be an intelligent lover who needs to be mentally engaged, or perhaps you have some dirty dark secret kinky desires, but either way, you're never boring. You are pretty confident in bed. This means that you know you can please your lover. Maybe you've read a lot of sex manuals, or have the experience from previous lovers, or jus

The Hurt
have you ever gave your whole heart to some one and things got rough . have you ever loved someone so much every time a fight broke out an argument it killed you inside.have you ever had some one so important to you that he or she was the reason to keep going. have you ever cared for some one so much your heart breaks with every disagreement , argument and fight.i have and this is what i feel i feel torn inside because of all the fights i feel worthless for all the wrongs i did for evey time while argueing hollaring and screaming. this person and you know who you are if your out there. i created my world and life around and now its basicly gone.. but we both made mistakes but now its as if weve given up. the more you feelings increas . the colder your heart grows . i just hope things work out in our favor. the pain i feel cuts threw me like a sword leaving never healing scars as ist waiting my heart bleeds out. all the dead days i feel all the pain is real there is only one way

Quiz Thingy!!!!
Okay this is called FIRST REACTION ... type what comes to your mind first whenever you hear these 40 words. Don't think and don't go back and change. Doesn't matter how random just type it! Repost it for all of your friends... 1. Cigarettes: pointless 2. Sex: itz gurr-ate, but riiight now, itz the one thing that i hate due tu an outkum! 3. Relationships: are so komplikating...why doez it have tu be thyz way? 4. Your Last Ex: omg...i miss hym more than anything! He'z alwayz on my mind...i love hym tu death....Why doez it have tu be lyke thiz babe? 5. Michigan Football: um, .....i don't know 6. Crack: um, dude pull up ur pantz! 7. Food: itz there.... 8. The President: HAHAHA 9. War: don't get me started! 10. Car: i need one! 11. Gas Prices: thank god my feet still work! 12. Halloween: LUV it.....letz have two .....n' skip christmas!! 13. Bon Jovi: um, i guezz ok!! .... a lil' over-rated! 14. Religion: i don't know..... 15. MySpace: i'm addikted.

Death!
Had a load more of those "we want to give you lots of money" emails recently, like the one I got from 'Winnie Mandela'. It seems an extraordinary amount of people with my surname have died in car/plane crashes or been murdered by rebels, along with all their relatives, in various parts of Africa. Suffice to say, I ain't ever going there. We're obviously all jinxed.

Check This Out....
Everyone check him and his band Dirty Conversion He has the songs on his page! He's got 4 songs which are: *40 Days *Deeper Place *Little Girl *Perfect Show stop by his page listen to the songs and drop him some love and chat with with him! He is a really cool guy! Thanks Maria Click on pic below to go to his page Dirty Martini ~~Angel Family~~@ CherryTAP

Mafia Mothers
To all my mafia mothers....could you please respond to this....thanks sweetie..So far I have Christie, Steph, Babydoll0215, but I need the full list...thanks bunches...not to worry we still love all our mafia men....

Ck Out My Lips...
What People Think of Your Mouth People see you as both flirtatious and intimidating. Your friends are secretly put off by your seductive powers. And strangers either fear you or obsess over you - sometimes both. No way to fight it - you're a natural vamp. Or rake. What Does Your Mouth Say About You?

Next Life Time
I love you Granted, i've yet to even learn most of your ways Uncertain of my destination, for my heart often strays Even so, you touch me ever so delicately Seeking out your words, for they nourish me Sucked and sampled on your lines, still for you, i'm thirsty I'm joyously jonesin' like nobody's business Lyrically lash out on anyone who tries to interrupt this Leaving those behind, those unwilling to feel this bliss Somehow, some way, some thing is off centered Easily he entered Ego stroked, my mind , he mentored Yes! that's it, i have selective memory, forgot his "significant other" Only after i was submerged, this fact, did i discover Unique situation in place, i remain his lyrical lover No, i spoke too hastily, for i am not comfortable here Engulfed in doubt, surrounded by fear X T C, is he, certainly a force in which to be reckoned Til now, what we had sufficed, but no longer am i, willing to be "second" Left feeling like... "too little too late" If

My Childhood Tv Show
i remember when i was kid i use to rush home from school to watch my favorite show called rainbow, they always use to do silly shit to entertain the kiddies but i enjoyed it. now there was always a rumor about one christmas they made a episode just for a chrismas party to show there mates. turns out the rumor was true and some people put the episode on youtube. and here it is, remember when watching, this show was for 5 to 10 year olds hope you enjoy it have a good weekend

Druen Ladanian Lee
hey all,,you know how they say when life throws you a bunch of lemons,,you make lemonade,,well,,it seems life has done that to me today was druens first check up,,and after he was born the hospital did a test of his chromosones,, well it seem druen has down syndrome,, which is quite surprising to us,,since he looks perfectly healthy. we go back next week for further evaluations and then to set up appointments for specialists to determine the severity of his downs, so please keep him in your thoughts and prayers as we deal with this trying times. i hope to have a few pics up by the end of the weekend, hugs and thanks for the support randy

Would You Could You
Can I hold your hand till the end of time read you every loving lyrical rhyme whisper sweet nothings till we fell asleep this would be the life I would want to keep to hold you in my arms every single night and wake up in the morning to a heavenly sight to have you near me, and my near you this is the life that would chase away my blues would you could you deal with me that way would you could you love my day by day would you could you hold me tight would you could you every single night ohh I miss your sweet voice and your tears I want to chase away every single fear I have my life in control, just come and see all I am missing now is you next to me so can I hold your hands till the end of time read you every loving lyrical rhyme whispering sweet nothings till we fall asleep your the woman in my life I want to keep So here I wait for you darlin, till you want me too and here I will be, patiently wanting you so when your ready all you really have to do is let me

You Looked A Lot Like My Wife
A serious drunk walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her and kissed her. She jumped up and slapped him silly. He immediately apologized and explained, "I'm sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her." "Why you worthless, insufferable, wretched, no good drunk!" she screamed. "Funny," he muttered, "you even sound exactly like her."

A Joyful Being
HAVE YOU EVER CARED FOR SOMEONE THAT WAS SO DEAR TO YOU? SOMEONE THAT YOU CAN FEEL EVEN WHEN THEY ARE NOWHERE IN SIGHT YOUR HEART SKIPS A BEAT WHEN THEY WALK IN THE ROOM A LOVER THAT YOU CAN'T GET OUT OF YOUR MIND HOW ABOUT THE BIRTH OF A BABY SO INNOCENT AND SWEET HOW COULD YOU NOT KEEP FROM SMILING AT THE LITTLE TREASURE ALL WRAPPED UP SNUGGLY IN A BLANKET TRYING TO FOCUS ON THE SOUND OF THE VOICE THEY WERE HEARING FROM WITHIN THE GOLDEN RAYS OF SUNLIGHT STREAK DOWN THROUGH THE TREES AND GLISTEN ON THE WATER FILLED STREAM THE SPARKLES SHIMMER AND PUTS A SMILE IN MY HEART I LOOK FORWARD TO THOSE QUIET EVENINGS SITTING ON THE PORCH SIPPING ON MY TEA LISTENING TO THE MUSIC OF A SUMMERS NIGHT BEING SUNG BY THE FROGS, NIGHT BIRDS AND CRICKETS AND IN THE DISTANCE THE HOWL OF A WOLF PUTS A PEACE IN MY SOUL THESE ARE TREASURES THAT LINGER IN MY MEMORIES AS I LIVE THE LIFE OF A JOYFUL BEING

Redneck Pickup Lines......these Are Baaaad!!! Lmfao!!!
Redneck Man's pick up lines > 1) Did you fart? >cuz you blew me away. > >2) Are yer parents retarded? >cuz ya sure are special. > >3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea . >I can't hold it in. > >4) Do you have a library card? >cuz I'd like to sign you out. > > 5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? cuz I can see myself in em. > >6) If you was a tree I were a Squirrel, I'd store my nuts in yer hole. > >7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away. > >8) Man - "Fat Penguin!" >Woman - "WHAT?" >Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice." > >9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock. > >10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went inta that cheap motel room. > >11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner. > >12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon. > >and.... the best for last! > >13) Yer face remin

Finding Your Roots
I recently took time out to spend some time with my dad. He had called me early in the week to see if I wanted to go trout fishing at the butt crack of dawn. ( And for those of you who know me, knows that I am not a morning person.) But I told him yes I would love to go. I rarely get to spend time with my dad, specailly quality time. Well I ended up spending the night at his house so we could leave early as we have before. But during my visit I found more than just getting to some time with him. On his kitchen table he had a shoe box. Well me, being the person I am though well dad has been shopping and bought some new shoes, so I asked him about what I thought was a day of shopping. Was I ever so wrong. Dad told me to look in the box, and inside that box I found a part of my life. There were pictures of my family I had never seen before. I got to look at the pictures and with each picture came a story, ( a bit of a history lesson) if you will. As I sat & listen to the stories and look

♥sweetest Boy Ever!!!♥
- Girl: I love you. - Boy: Yeah I know everyone does! - Girl: Really? - Boy: Yeah...everyone of my friends that are girls tell me that everyday. - Girl: Oh...but am I only your friend? - Boy: No...you're my girlfriend...why? - Girl: So when I say I love you I really do mean it. - Boy: Yeah I know you do mean it...its just that you dont need to tell me that you love me anymore cuz I know you love me since the day we been together and i love you more each and everyday. - Girl: ...... - Boy: So wanna go somewhere tonight for our 7th anniversary? - Girl: Yeah...where? - Boy: I dont know...maybe movie then dinner? -Girl: Ok. - Boy: Ill pick you up after I get off and get ready ok? - Girl: Ok. What time do you get off? - Boy: In 2 hours and then I gotta go home and yeah get ready which takes about 15-20 mintues... -Girl: hey...I thought you didnt have work today... - Boy: One of my co-worke

It's Sunday Again! How Time Seems To Fly These Days, Lol!
Good morning/good afternoon, everyone! Kind of cool, cloudy, and very windy here. I think the high is supposed to be 70, but I'm not sure it will make it! The time just seems to be flying by! Only a month left of school, not even that, for the guys. We all seem to be rushing toward something, or maybe we are being rapidly pushed and shoved, lmao! I am trying to learn my "lessons" as quickly as possible - and trying to remember those lessons! I'm also trying hard not to imagine or stretch toward whatever is waiting for us up ahead! Today is enough to deal with, I think! I had a wonderful time last night. Andrea, a friend of mine and fellow energyworker, had invited me to hear her soon to be husband's band. He is the vocalist for the group - notice I did not say singer! I believe this was Thrash metal - lots of strain put on vocal cords, lol. And I love it! I think I have the capacity to enjoy just about every kind of music, although Metal and all the subgenres of same is my absolu

Dreaming Of Us
Have you ever dreamed of holding the one you love With the passion of a naked flame Have you ever felt the soft caress of a lover's fingertips And never wanted it to end With a smile that could melt the polar caps And lips as sweet as honeyed wine Can I ever expect the wealth of your love to be mine When you have invaded my heart and soul Don’t look back in anger or disdain Don’t look back with guilt For you have done nothing wrong It’s the simple things you say to me The simple things you do The way you make things seem so easy ...and that’s the truth You’re the sun rising in my morning When I hold you, I’m holding the world in my hands You can’t begin to imagine just how you make me feel So, here I sit... alone in my room Looking at the pictures of you in my head Waiting for the day you see the truth between us.

Please Repost This
I'm in the brutal hardcore beauties contest all month..if you'd like to vote for me, .just go to this page and vote for GATA, that's me..Vote for Gata you can vote once a day... I can really use you guys help so please repost this whereever you can

New Pix Taken Tonight!!
New pix taken tonight!! date: 2007-05-06 19:57:07 Please comment, new ones in default folder!!! Also comment my just me folder(be as dirty as u want ladies) and my workout time folder to help me out i always return the favor...Please fan me to!!!

Short And Sweet
President Bush, First Lady Laura and Dick Cheney were flying on Air Force One. George looked at Laura, chuckled and said, "You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy." Laura shrugged her shoulders and replied, "I could throw ten $100 bills out of the window and make ten people very happy." Cheney added, "That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10 bills out of the window and make a hundred people very happy." Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his co-pilot, "Such big-shots back there. I could throw all of them out of the window and make 56 million people very happy."

You
Seagulls do fly backwards and I find myself thinking of you at the back of my mind your image hovers and your words softly uttered a breeze of comfort maybe I fall into the trap of kitsch but it's the way it feels I look out of the window music in my head and you are here somehow what you said is like a pillow where I can put my fears to rest This is not an easy time but whatever awaits me in the future it will pass on to be a memory and as the seagulls shriek of happiness because they are alive I think of what you said and smile.

Blah Blah Blah....
TODAY I HAD A VERY INTERESTING CONVERSATION.... OK, SO HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW HOW SOMEONE FEELS, WHEN THEY DON'T TALK TO ME ABOUT IT?!?!?!? HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO UNDERSTAND WHAT'S GOING ON, WHEN THEY DON'T SHARE THE INSIDE INFO??? AM I SUPPOSE TO JUST ASSUME HOW YOU FEEL??? YOU NEVER TOLD ME, YOU NEVER REALLY TALKED TO ME AND ALL OF A SUDDEN, I'M SUPPOSED TO UNDERSTAND???? I'M SUPPOSED TO BE OKAY WITH IT ALL? NO, I DON'T FUCKING THINK SO!!!! THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS!! YOU DON'T TALK TO ME ABOUT ALL THIS SHIT NOW! NOW THAT I HAVE FOUND SOMEONE WHO CAN BE HONEST WITH ME. SOMEONE WHO CAN TELL ME HOW HE FEELS ABOUT ME! SOMEONE WHO KNOWS HOW TO TREAT A WOMAN!! THAT'S IT... NO MORE DRAGGING ME DOWN... YOU KNOW WHO THE HELL YOU ARE, YOU KNOW WHAT'S BEEN SAID AND DONE... AND I'M NOT LETTING YOU TAKE CONTROL OF THIS GIRL!!! I'M IN CONTROL, NOT YOU!! NOT ANYMORE... NO MORE WAITING FOR YOU, NO MORE WONDERING IF YOUR OKAY... NO MORE!!! PERIOD! I'M USUALLY A PRETTY NICE PERSON, A CARING PERSON, A

Guts Or Balls
guts or balls We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below: GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?" BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say: "You're next." I hope this clears up any confusion on the subject.

The Decrees Of Witchcraft
1) Never experiment or practice with magickal applications, symbols, or systems that you do not FULLY understand. If you do not know the full gambit of what you are doing, Do Not Do It. Retribution and causalities can be far reaching and abound in more ways than you can imagine. 2) Do not link money with your magick. It will effect the outcome and the caster. Reimbursement for supplies, time, and effort is acceptable but, never demanded. 3) Never use your skills and abilities to impress or fascinate someone. The God and Goddess do not need another arrogant buffoon. You will fail miserably. 4) Do not scare or threaten others with magickal intimidations or the like. We are Witches, not thugs. Remember the Law of Three. 5) Know that thoughts are things, and that which you create may and probably will manifest in this reality. 6) Never lie to yourself or others. This is the epitome of deceit. This becomes a circle of self-destruction. 7) All things that are -bad- in your

The Road
The Road Not Taken Two roads diverged in a yellow wood, And sorry I could not travel both And be one traveler, long I stood And looked down one as far as I could To where it bent in the undergrowth; Then took the other, as just as fair, And having perhaps the better claim, Because it was grassy and wanted wear; Though as for the passing there Had worn them really about the same, And both that morning equally lay In leaves no step had trodden black. Oh, I kept the first for another day! Yet knowing how way leads on to way, I doubted I should ever come back. I shall be telling this with a sigh Somewhere ages and ages hence: Two roads diverged in a wood, and I- I took the one less traveled by, And that has made all the difference. By: Robert Frost

Passion's Flames (poem)
Passion's Flames by Jeffrey Carter A touch, soft and tender. A whisper, full of desire A gasp of sweet surrender As passion fuels the fire No words spoken between them No promises to be kept No lies being told tonight No looking back - no regrets Longing to hold each other Such precious little time Both vowed to another Being lonely their only crime Tomorrow bringing sorrow A brief moment of shame With the memory of this one night A release from passion's flames

Just Getting Or Should Say Starting A Routine.
Wow, It has been a long time since I have written a real blog. Well, See I haven't had much to write about. So alright, enough with that. So what is happening. Well, going back to April 28th. The year end Poker thing. Matt put up a hell of a spread. I know he is proud about that. I finished in 5th or something like that. I got money back. Last week was also the start of the softball season. Started off with 2 wins and a loss. The loss night kind of pissed me off. But it is just a game. It was unfortuinate that we were a comedy of errors. but that happens. So this past weekend. I was in Lake Geneva for the weekend. It was a golf weekend. Myself, Troy, demetris, and Tony. Tony was kind enough to get us a wonderful Condo in the private quarters at Geneva National. Lemme tell ya, it was nice, but 1.5 million nice??? There wasn't even a hot tub. Now there was Flat screens in every room, digital cable, and suround sound. And well it was nice. So we all were in this Spec

New Photos Due Monday
We're holding a photoshoot this weekend for our new spokesmodels which include, Amy, Allison, Ashlee, Nicole and Sandra... These beauties are coming to help us do some promo shots for the Texas Car-B-Q and we'll be doing some of their portfolio pics, too! We'll post a couple here, but the best place to find our girls is on the website!!! Just click the logo! muahz The TCBQ Crew Beer, Babes and Barbecue!! Come get to know me and the other Flames at our home with the Texas Car-B-Q. Roadkill never looked this good!!! We'd love to have you and we can talk about the best things that life has to offer! Beer, babes and barbecue with a little car talk thrown in for good measure!

Tattoo Contest Now Open
Tattoo Contest Time Again! I Need Men and Ladies for my tattoo contest! Contest will start 5/9 thur 5/14 1st Tattoo is...... with 1 comments! 2nd Tattoo is...... with 1 comments! 3rd Tattoo is...... with 1 comments! 4th tattoo is...... with 1 comments! 5th Tattoo is...... with 1 comments! 6th Tattoo is...... with 1 comments! 7th Tattoo is...... with 1 comments! comment bombing is allowed u can comment bomb urself also! Want to enter send me ur pic link to my messages or tell me and i will rip ur pic for you! 2 gifts 1 V.I.P. and ! V.I.C. to the winners! Thanks Maria Click on pic to enter contest! ~AnGeLHeArT~ CT Wife Of Lover69 ~ aka ~ SeXy MaMa ~ Owner Of *AnGeL FaMiLy *&* A.F.H.* ~@ CherryTAP

So This Is Off Topic Maybe From Life's Little Dramas...
Wanted to say thank you to all the cool peebs I've met here so far. And thank the ladies for giving me permission to rip theirs pics....Now for a contest in the near future. I wont be on this for the next couple of days, so please don't take it personally if I don't get back to any of you right away. My exam for my RN degree is coming up and I need to put more time to that right. Thank you and wish me luck...! Remo

I Miss You
I grow weak With the absence of your love I remind myself to breathe Emptiness, invades, pain resides Within me, without you I hear only your gentle voice in my head Sweetness in your tones That reflect your love for me Eyes that speak the language of your heart Only existing...my heart is dying Tears become a permanent part of my face I want, need, desire Only You For your presence Enhances The beauty and meaning Of my life My heart is at peace Only with You

Thick Is Good
I dont know what ya'll talkin bout, wantin some "barbie type chick" that wears a size 0. Come on now, how the hell she gonna cook for yo ass!! lol Gimme a thick chick wit some curves her mama blessed her wit. Dont'cha know that 97% of the beautiful (and bootyful) women in this country are "average" size 8 and above? Shyt, ya'll anorexics (if you are anorexic then please seek help) need to eat a meal or two. Let papi handle it and let it be told that damn it CURVES are sexy and THICK IS GOOD!

Thoughts I Had To Write
Feelings down so deep inside Feelings that I can’t not hide Why do you capture mind and soul I wonder if together life would be whole Thoughts of you while I sleep Dreams through the day I keep Missing you when we are not near I grown so fond of you and hold you dear On my mind are these conflicted feelings For I believed my life was just for healings now I long for you more than words can say I think I want you in my life forever to stay And I think of you and your smile sweet I sigh at thoughts of when we first meet Of talk and fitting together as so few do Of looking into your eyes and feeling new Of passion and our private and public kiss Of walking through life forever like this As one mind and heart that lives for each Together no star in the heavens is out of reach By R. Thomas Dinsmore

Can You See?
THE SUN IS SHINING! NOT JUST OUTSIDE, BUT IN MY HEART AND SOUL. CAN YOU SEE IT? I'VE BRIGHTENED UP AGAIN, CAN YOU SEE? I'M SMILING AGAIN, CAN YOU SEE? MY HEART SKIPS A BEAT WHEN I HEAR HIS NAME, CAN YOU SEE? I THINK MORE LIGHT HEARTEDLY, CAN YOU SEE? I'M HAPPY AGAIN, CAN YOU SEE? I'VE BEEN CHANGING AS THE DAYS GO BY, BECAUSE I'M IN LOVE. BEING IN LOVE IS THE BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD. IT'S GOT IT'S UPS AND DOWNS, BUT I WOULDN'T CHANGE IT FOR ANYTHING IN THE WORLD. I LAY THERE AT NIGHT, THINKING ABOUT HIM. I WALK AROUND EVERYDAY, THINKING ABOUT HIM. I FEEL THE DAY, WHEN WE CAN MEET, COME CLOSER AND CLOSER. THE CLOSER IT GETS, THE FEELING OF BEING SCARED IS DIMINISHING WITHIN ME. I CAN FEEL THE SKIES WARM UP OUTSIDE AND INSIDE ME. I CAN FEEL THE WARMTH IN MY HEART. WHEN I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FOREVER COLD. I THREW THE KEY TO MY HEART AS FAR AS I COULD. NEVER TO BE OPENED AGAIN, BUT SOMEHOW... HE FOUND IT AND SHOWED ME THAT THERE IS HOPE IN LOVE. THAT ALL ISN'T LOST. I WONDERED TO MYSELF