A woman had her dog neutered because she was told it would
curb the animal's aggression. But the next day it savaged the
postman. "I'm so sorry," she said, rushing to the man's aid. "I
was told he'd stop attacking people if I had him neutered."
"Lady," said the postman, picking himself off the ground, "you
should have had his teeth pulled. I knew when he came out t
he door he wasn't going to make love to me "