A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask
over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult four hour,
surgical procedure. A young student nurse appears to give him a partial
sponge bath. Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my
testicles black?" Embarrassed, the young nurse replies "I don't know,
Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet." He struggles to
ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles black?" Concerned that he may
elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles, she overcomes her
embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers. She raises his
gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in the other, lifting
and moving them around. Then, she takes a close look and says,
"There's nothing wrong with them, Sir The man pulls off his oxygen
mask, smiles at her and says very slowly, "Thank you very much.
That was wonderful, but listen very, very closely......
A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k ? "
