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You Know You're Falling
1 - as soon as you get online-whos name do you look at first 2 - when you hear your phone ringing-who do u hope is calling 3 - when a love song comes on the radio-whos face comes to your mind 4 - whos name makes your heart skip a beat everytime u hear it 5 - who is it that you always find yourself thinking about-wondering if they're thinking about you 6 - the whole time you were reading this bulletin, there was only 1 person on your mind..... Repost this as"6 signs you're falling 4 someone

Wow..... What A Week.
I'VE HAD ONE LONG WEEK, AS ONLY A FEW OF YOU KNOW.... I'VE MET NEW PEOPLE AND LOST CLOSE PEOPLE. ALL BECAUSE I HAVE FALLEN FOR SOMEONE AND I'LL BE HONEST.... I'VE FALLEN HARD FOR HIM. I WON'T SIT HERE AND COMPARE ANYONE TO HIM. THAT'S NOT WHAT I'M ABOUT. I SEEM TO HAVE HURT A FEW PEOPLE, BECAUSE I'M DOING THIS. THAT I UNDERSTAND..... WHAT I DON'T UNDERSTAND..... IS WHY CAN'T THEY JUST BE HAPPY FOR ME?!? I'D DO MY BEST TO BE HAPPY FOR THEM. ALL WEEK LONG, I'VE BEEN RUNNING IN CIRCLES AND NO MATTER WHAT....HE'S BEEN THERE BESIDE ME. AS MUCH OF A DRAMA QUEEN THAT I AM OR CAN BE. HE DOESN'T KNOW ABOUT ALL THE PEOPLE THAT HAVE SHIT ON MY THIS WEEK.... I WASN'T GOING TO SAY ANYTHING ABOUT THIS, BECAUSE I FELT THAT IT WAS JUST DRAMA..... BUT I'VE HAD ENOUGH, IF YOU CAN'T FUCKING BE HAPPY FOR ME, THAN MAYBE WE WEREN'T MEANT TO BE FRIENDS. BECAUSE IF THE SHOE WAS ON THE OTHER FOOT..... NO MATTER WHAT, I WOULD DO MY BEST TO BE THERE FOR YOU!! AND YOU KNOW IT.... HELL, I'M STILL HERE AREN'T I?!?!

Last One That I Found
Baby (Can't You Hear Me Calling) Looking out over the crowd trying to find you damn lights blinding me again can't wait to see that smile that pulls me through and I know that I will be whole once again So I cry Baaaaaaaby, can't you hear me calling searching my whole life for you Baaaaaaby, won't you reach out for me let me know that you feel it too cause love is lonely when you're the only one going through it So Baaaaaaaaby you've gotta pull me through So many times I wanted to tell you how I feel but something in your eyes something in your smile stopped me cold this is my last chance and I don't want to blow it So I cry Baaaaaaaaby, can't you hear me calling seaching my whole life for you Baaaaaaaaaby, won't you reach out for me let me know that you feel it too cause love is lonely when you're the only one going through it So Baaaaaaaaaby you've gotta pull me through (guitar solo) Yeah life has it's ups and downs full of smile

Me & Strange
yannow...ive never thought of myself as 'strange'...well thats not 100% true either...sure its been a passing thought...not that it bothers me to be different...*embraces it* it simply intrigues me that my ideology of myself is recognised by others...what i consider 'weird...eclectic...unique' is called 'strange' in the world. well ok. thats easy enough. *nod* tada! im strange. take it leave it enjoy it whatever it. i like daisies and sunflowers pepsi over coke menthol cigarettes regardless of how un-pc it is intelligence random cheese coffee sporks cooking texting flossing shorts and long sleeves flip flops and jeans clean fingernails sunshine and rain...at the same time stuff like that i destest feet body hair red meat warm milk black pens unplucked eyebrows grape juice boiled potatoes insects rodents stupid people the inability to differentiate between there their and they're and your you're the simpsons slap stick comedy ben stiller dr

Gandhi Quotes
The name "Gandhi" is synonymous with peace and non-violence. His epic struggle to bring together the people of India in their search for sovereignty is unparalleled. This great man's wisdom and foresight are compelling. On this page, you will find ten of the most powerful Gandhi quotes. 1) The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong. 2) What difference does it make to the dead, the orphans, and the homeless, whether the mad destruction is wrought under the name of totalitarianism or the holy name of liberty and democracy? 3) The only tyrant I accept in this world is the still voice within. 4) It may be long before the law of love will be recognised in international affairs. The machineries of government stand between and hide the hearts of one people from those of another. 5) As soon as we lose the moral basis, we cease to be religious. There is no such thing as religion over-riding morality. Man, for instance, cannot be untruthful, cruel or in

Ladies And Gentlemen
Ladies and Gentlemen, hobos and tramps, Bug-eyed mosquitoes and bowlegged ants! I'm about to tell you a story I've never heard before, So pull up a chair and sit on the floor. Admission is free, so pay at the door. One fine day, in the middle of the night, two, dead boys got up to fight. Back to back, they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other. A deaf policeman heard the noise, and saved the lives of the two dead boys. If you don't believe my lies are true, ask the blind man, he saw it too!

Matsuzaka's Revenge (hardly)
Not a good outing for the Red Sox import yesterday, underscored by the circus that will follow him wherever he goes this year. His hittable cheese was witnessed by: ---Stephen King ---Peter Gammons (feverishly working up ways to spin the bad outing, I am sure) ---Patriots emmisaries ---a crew from NBC Nightly News ---most of Japan So, Matsuzaka, what say you to your part in the carnage? "'I thought I'd take the opportunity to experiment a little bit,' Matsuzaka said calmly through translator Masa Hoshino. 'See where they're going to hit the ball, see where they wouldn't hit it. The third and fourth inning, I was definitely experimenting....The fact that they hit a couple of home runs off me is not something I'm terribly worked up about. There will be times I get hit and they score runs against me. Speaking psychologically, I'm not overly concerned about that." Oh. That's um, pretty damn level-headed. I will take that as an early indication he will be able to handle the

Married Businessman Meets A Beautiful Girl
A married businessman meets a beautiful girl and agrees to spend the night with her for $500. He spends the night with her but before he leaves, he tells her that he does not have any cash with him, but he will have his secretary write a check and mail it to her, calling the payment "RENT FOR APARTMENT." On the way to the office he regrets what he has done, realizing that the whole event was not worth the price. So he has his secretary send a check for $250 and enclosed the following typed note: Dear Madam : Enclosed you will find a check in the amount of $250 for rent of your apartment. I am not sending the amount agreed upon, because when I Rented the apartment, I was under the impression that; 1) it had never been occupied; 2) that there was plenty of heat; and 3) that it was small enough to make me feel cozy and at home. However, I found out that it had been previously occupied, that there wasn't any heat, and that it was entirely too large.

Today N Stuff
hmm lets see... today mah D committed cherrytap blasphemy... Monkey ate more of my hot nachos than i did i still havent plucked that other eyebrow i got the once over from the guy selling art outside the safeway ive said 'eat me' way too many times thus far...and the days not even over yet. i listened to the munchkins have a debate over which one of them likes the other to bite their butt...it was quite frightening chatted with a neighbor who spoke entirely too loud for my taste vacuumed my living room and dining room... did absolutely nothing as far as work is concerned...go me. *kicks back with a smoke n some green tea* the stupid time change of which arizona takes no part of due to the fact its fascist is crapping up my regularly scheduled programming of crap. i have an appt at the butt crack of dawn tomorrow which i'd really blow off but i really cant cuz im responsible like that... mah D told me she'd rather hear a nice hearty 'fuck you' as opposed to 'eat me'...i pr

Fuckin Mondays
So today i got up at 6am and i went to bed at 1:30 am so shitty. Im not a morning person. Anyway after i got done working out t 7:45am i went and showered and then went and painted this big ass building. It was really not that fun because today was in the 90's. At like noonish i got yelled at for not getting a haircu this wekend and then i went to lunch and then got a haircut, after that i got back and they said i had a fucked up hair cut and i wasnt to happy bout that. but whateva. After that it was like 2 pm so i was told to go and do some paperwork. It was like a 100 degrees in the office it was really not fun at all. after that i was off work so im sittin here in some board shorts and a tshirt eating subway and on cherry tap. Boy this sure is the life.

Hello My Friends...or Those That Care...lol
Well...as some of you can tell, I havent been around much. Life has been crazy, chaotic, entertaining, sad...but most of all full of change. I have moved into my OWN place and have discovered that is sucks having to be responsible for everything. However, I am remaining positive and will triumph, I am sure of it! I am keeping my options open and always ready for a challenge...needless to say the last few months have challenged me. I went to Ohio and buried my mother a few weeks ago. It was kinda a surreal moment in time, if that makes any sense. I was surrounded by family that I hadnt seen since the last funeral 20 years ago. It was a happy time, but mostly a time to reunite and realize what is important and that is family. I feel as though I have always been the one connection that has held the family together and I will continue. Socially, romantically? Life is good...that is all I will say at this time. I seem to do just fine in that area...however, I am trying to avoid drama.

The Family In Lost;)))
I feel the family that we share in Cherry should help us all grow and find good friends. All over the world not just our neighbor or relative, but to share our lives to as many people as we can and this will make everyone, a little stronger as a people no matter where we live... Thank you so much and kisses, Helena Have a wonderful week lovely friend;)))

New Twist On An Old Story
A new twist on an old story.............. Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees a big bad wolf crouched down behind a log. " My, what big eyes you have, Mr. Wolf." The wolf jumps up and runs away. Further down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again and this time he is crouched behind a bush. "My what big ears you have, Mr. Wolf." Again the wolf jumps up and runs away. About two miles down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again and this time he is crouched down behind a rock. "My what big teeth you have Mr. Wolf." With that the wolf jumps up and screams, "Will you knock it off, I'm trying to poop!" I am still laughing

Vital News.
Unreleased Jimmy Page Guitar Riff To Be Retrieved From Secret Vault To Save Rock And Roll March 5, 2007 | Issue 43•10 Some speculate that this is the gate to the secret vault. Unreleased Jimmy Page Guitar Riff To Be Retrieved From Secret Vault To Save Rock And Roll GWYNEDD, WALES—Calling it the planet's last, best hope for saving rock music, the Guardians of the Protectorate of Rock announced Monday that they would take the extraordinary step of unleashing a never-before-heard Jimmy Page riff, hidden for decades in a mythic, impenetrable vault. "We who believe in the immortality of rock took a vow 30 years ago that we would never release this incredibly powerful force unless we faced a Day of Reckoning—and that day has come," said Black Sabbath guitarist Tony Iommi, one of the chosen few who helped forge the Secret Vault to Save Rock and Roll, at a press conference in the Welsh highlands. "Just look at the pop charts, and you shall know I speak the truth."

What Is Your Dragon Name?
What is your Dragon Name? ( detailed results) Name:Guy: QuinlanGirl: PantheaPersonality:Loving, passionate, impulsive, loud, social.Stone: SaffireFlower: RoseSymbol: CandleElement: FireTake this quiz! Quizilla | Join | Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab Code

Which Season Are You?
Which Season are you? You are like Summer. You have a lot of energy and you love to be outside and enjoy nature. You are very respectfull. You mostly want to do as much as you can. You like hot weather so that you can be outside as much as you like. You like the long days of the summer.Take this quiz! Quizilla | Join | Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab Code

Pet Contest Pets Need Comments!
~~ Pet Contest ~~ 1st Pet is...... with 119 comments 2nd Pet is...... with 35 comments 3rd Pet is...... with 0 comments 4th Pet is...... with 0 comments you can comment bomb your own pic! thanks Maria

About Me
hey all heres a blog something to learn about me i dont know how to reallt desribe me or myself and things so just go ahead and send me a message and u can ask up to like i dunno 10-20 questions of anything u wanna know dont be afriad to ask anything and ill answer it 100 percent truthfully :) so to all my friends and family i hope you respond.

Mmmmmmmm....sex
SEX A whisper, a sigh A wink and a glance The glimpse of a thigh The thought of romance. She moves in a bit closer And dances just right He longs to hold her Long into the night. Heart beat quickens Eyes shine with lust His muscle thickens Anticipating a thrust. Heartbeats are frantic As clothes start to fall Each touch is electric They both shed it all. So naked she kneels His dick in her mouth A gasp when she feels His lips moving south Licking and sucking And moving together Grinding and moaning Their mutual pleasure She begs him to enter And give her his meat Quickly he helps her They regain their feet Swiftly he bends her Down over the bed Legs spread further He thrusts in his head He pushes in harder She squeezes it tight The moan of pleasure The sounds of delight The rhythm of loving The feel of the flesh Indescribable feeling As two bodies mesh Cum rips from his balls As he shoots his load. Her insides expand as She feels him explode

~ Middle Schoolers Suspended For Sex In Class ~
I TELL YA I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS SHIT, IF I STILL HAD KIDS IN SCHOOL MY ASS WOULD BE DOWN THERE KICKING SOMEBODYS ASS!!!! PEOPLE THESE ARE 10-11-12 YEARS OLD IF YOU HAVE KIDS THAT YOUNG LOOK AT THEM SETTING ACROSS THE DINNER TABLE AND TELL ME WHAT WOULD YOU THINK IF THERE WERE HAVEING SEX IN SCHOOL!!!!!! A Michigan school has suspended two students who reportedly had sex under a table during class. Kennedy Middle School in St. Clair Shores, Mich., is conducting an investigation into the inappropriate behavior of two of its students. Officials say two eighth-grade students were caught having sex under a science lab table in the back of the classroom last week. The class and teacher were reportedly involved in an exercise, so they didn't notice the students' behavior. "I've been in this business for 30 years and I'm appalled," said John Brackett, the superintendent of the school district. Brackett said he hopes parents will use this experience to open a dialogue w

Loss Of A Good Friend
I just found out in an email that the girl I dated for 4 years in high school was killed in a car accident last night. She and I haven't been together in almost 20 yrs, but there is still that emotional attraction. I feel bad for her husband, who is the longest friendship that I have in the world. My heart goes out to him and their 4 kids. So I say to you.... Lisa Marie McDonald Berkhart Rest in Peace sweetheart..... you may be gone but never forgotten. I will think of you whenever I see "our star". This song will always remind me of you. Train - When I Look To The Sky Lyrics When it rains it pours and opens doors that flood the floors we thought would always keep us safe and dry And in the midst of sailing ships we sink our lips into the ones we love That have to say goodbye And as I float along this ocean I can feel you like a notion that won’t seem to let me go Cause when I look to the sky something tells me you’re here with me And you make eve

Keith Urban - Once In A Lifetime
...Mm hmm I can see it in your eyes And feel it in your touch I know that you're scared But you've never been this loved (mm hmm) It's a long shot, baby, I know it's true. But if anyone can make it, I'm bettin' on me and you. (mm hmm) Just keep on moving into me, I know you're gonna see The best is yet to come And don't fear it now, We're going all the way. That sun is shining on a brand new day. It's a long way down And it's a leap of faith But we're never giving up Cuz i know we've got a once in a lifetime love Everybody's looking For what we've found Some wait their whole life And it never comes around. (uu huhh) So don't hold back now. Just let go of all you've ever known You can put your hand in mine. And don't fear it now, We're going all the way. That sun is shining on a brand new day. It's a long way down And it's a leap of faith But we're never giving up Cuz i know we've got a once in a lifetime love I close my eyes and i see

Interresting, The Dutch
Ok lets see if Cherry Tap will be a good boy unlike freaking Myspace. As for the Dutch, very interesting people and well being in the "outback" of the Netherlands, they dont see many Americans much less soe dude from Texas, or of that fact not many people from the British Commonwealth countries but I have to say their English is great and when I try to learn Dutch or I speak German or Spanish to them being I have met many who speak German and Spanish well, they want soo much to learn English and say "speak English, I need to practice. I like the Dutch, great hearts and they are not so complex like most of us in America. They are very beautiful and very diverse people. Speaking of, they have many other cultures here just like Great Britain, Canada and the USA. Think of it, the Dutch were around the world just like the other European powers. Dutch are good at being great to other guest and do their best to make me feel welcomed but yeah I do meet those who have never seen an American so

Just Thoughts!!
I got way to much in my head today. I'm geting over the lost of a dear friend. I'm saying goodbye to another friend,that's leaveing CT. for a bit but will be back. I also got a new lust problem for someone on CT. I'm geting all mixed up with all these damn feelings!! I just want some more sleep hehe. Thats all for now.

A Nursing Quote
"Nursing in its broadest sense may be defined as an art and a science which involves the whole patient-- body, mind, and spirit; promotes his spiritual, mental, and physical health by teaching and by example; stresses health education and health preservation, as well as ministration to the sick; involves the care of the patient's environment-- social and spiritual as well as physical; and gives health service to the family and community as well as to the individual." (1944) Quoted by: Sister Mary Olivia Gowan 1888 - 1977

A Friend From The Past Question Help
hello every one. I know this is not a poem. This a question. I had an old friend from my past show up. She and I worked together. We were very good friends. She used me as a bodygaurd against other men (note drove her around so she could get drunk and pick up other men. I also got drunk). I can honestly say I loved her then. But she just wanted to be friends. Well we exchanged email addresses. I told her why we stop being friend was I came close to a neverious break down form back then. She was the final nail that came close to putting me in a nut house form stress and other problems. The main problem was a bank was giving me all kinds of problems. So when My friend got drunk one night at my house I snapped and called the cops on her. I did not mean to do it. But it was done. Then with My mother also called to give me a chance to calm down. the damage was done. WE stopped seeing each other as friends. She switched to a new business and that was that. I think she was hurt just as much a

This Is A Real Gross One
THE GREAT DATE These three women were roommates. One Friday night right after the semester started they all had all gone out on dates, and by chance all came home at about the same time. The first one came in and said with a smug look on her face, "You know you've been on a good date when you come home with your hair all messed up." The second one laughed at her and said, "No, no, that's nothing! You know you've been on a good date when you come home with your makeup all smeared." The third one sat quiet with a blank stare on her face and didn't say a thing for a few minutes. Then she reached under her skirt, removed her panties and threw them against the wall, where they stuck with a loud thud! She said, "Now THAT'S a good date!!"

Public Sexual Intoxication
Public Sexual Intoxication We meet at the crowded bar for a after work drink to unwind. We couldn't stop looking at each other and touching the other. We felt that we had known each other for ever, yet it was just a single second of eternity. Saying goodbyes to our friends we quickly leave. You said to me "I thought we would never be alone" and I agreed with you. I wanted to know you, all of you. We staggered to the truck drunk with the need for each other. You opened the door for me and as I was climbing up into the truck my skirt rose up high on my leg and you bent down and started leaving a fiery trail of hot kisses up my thigh. You pushed my skirt up around my waist and pulled my panties off. You just couldn't wait you needed to taste me right there in the parking lot. You licked my clit gently and rolled it across your tongue as I moaned out your name and twined my fingers in your hair to pull you even closer. You slowly licked the outer lips of my pussy and nearly dro

Random Tv Show Theme Song
Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale, A tale of a fateful trip That started from this tropic port Aboard this tiny ship. The mate was a mighty sailing man, The skipper brave and sure. Five passengers set sail that day For a three hour tour, a three hour tour. The weather started getting rough, The tiny ship was tossed, If not for the courage of the fearless crew The Minnow would be lost, the Minnow would be lost. The ship set ground on the shore of this uncharted desert isle With Gilligan The Skipper too, The millionaire and his wife, The movie star The professor and Mary Ann, Here on Gilligans Isle. So this is the talel of the castways, They're here for a long, long time, They'll have to make the best of things, It's an uphill climb. The first mate and the Skipper too, Will do their very best, To make the others comfortable, In the tropic island nest. No phone, no lights no motor cars, Not a single luxury, L

My Spin On " I"m Sorry"
Yah, didn't end up going to sleep. My spin on "I"m sorry" — Saturday, March 17, 2007 I'm sorry if my boobs aren't good enough to "satisfy" your needs. I'm sorry if I'm not skinny enough for you to see my ribs. I'm sorry if I'm not pretty enough to be "your girl". I'm sorry if I'm not tan enough for you I'm sorry if I'm not a playboy model so I don't act like a porn star for you. I'm sorry If i don't have a dream body that turns you on. I'm sorry if im too tall/short 4 u I'm sorry if my hair is not long/short enough. But most of all... I'm sorry that most guys can't accept a girl for who they really are. If you're a girl and you agree with this letter, repost as "I'm sorry". If you're one of the few GUYS with enough balls to repost and you would never make your girl feel this way, repost as "I love you just the way you are" 1.Boobs make great pillows 2. I don't want to see your ribs, but if you have

Drama....
Well, Dennis kicked me out last night... among the fighting and other drama bullshit... and he is saying he's cutting off my cell phone... SO that should be interesting. I am gonna make an attempt to get a phone of my own, and a place of my own this week.... Things have just gotten so bad around there... of course, it's always my fault, because i want nothing to do with him and refuse to have sex with him, SOOOO i am the bad person.... big shock there... I just can't deal with the bullshit anymore... I am supposed to just forget the 5 years of bullshit he has put me through. I am not by any means saying i was an angel.... but man, before him, i was at least happy... i giggled all the time, and laughed, and smiled... and, was, happy. Now, I am miserable... Unhappy... I rarely smile... Everyday I get yelled at for something else, sure, I suck at cleaning... i HATE cleaning... i clean SOOOO much more than I used to, it's not even funny... I have grown up a lot... I keep shit fairly ti

I Believe..
I believe- That we don't have to change friends if we understand that friends change. I believe- That no matter how good a friend is, they're going to hurt you every once in a while and, you must forgive them for that. I believe- That true friendship continues to grow, even over the longest distance. Same goes for true love. I believe- That you can do something in an instant that will give you heartache for life. I believe- That it's taking me a long time to become the person I want to be. I believe- That you should always leave loved ones with loving words. It may be the last time you see them. I believe- That you can keep going long after you can't. I believe- That we are responsible for what we do, no matter how we feel. I believe- That either you control your attitude or it controls you. I believe- That regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is at first, the passion fades and there had better be something else to take its place. I believe

St. Patrick
This day, March 17th, is the date St. Patrick died around 461AD. At sixteen, he was kidnapped to Ireland and made a slave, herding sheep and pigs on a farm for six years, until he escaped back to England. In his early forties he returned to Ireland, confronted the Druids, converted Chieftains, and used the three-leaf clover to explain the Trinity. Founding 300 churches and baptizing 120,000 converts, he wrote in his Confessions: "Patrick the sinner, an unlearned man to be sure.... None should ever say that it was my ignorance that accomplished any small thing,..it was the gift of God."

Blast Away
Open for entries!!!! Send a message and tell me what pic to rip. The first to hit 3500 comments will recieve a free 1 day blast. The person with the most ratings will recieve a VIP big pimpin gift. So get your pics in the contest starts on Friday!!!

Army Reservists Return To Puerto Rico From Iraq
GUAYNABO, Puerto Rico (AP) -- More than 100 U.S. Army reservists returned from Iraq this week, grateful they made it out of what they described as an increasingly dangerous country and into the arms of their loved ones. Relatives of those belonging to the 432nd Transportation Company also were filled with relief as they were reunited Tuesday on a baseball field at a military base in Puerto Rico. "I feel relaxed now. No more tension," said Manuel Martinez, husband of Sgt. Doris Ayala, 29, who toted a blue gift bag stuffed with toy cars for their son, Gian Ayala, of the northeastern town of Rio Grande. A cheering crowd greeted the 130 soldiers, some carrying American or Puerto Rican flags, at Fort Buchanan, an Army base outside the capital, San Juan. A separate party on the base welcomed dozens of soldiers from another reserve unit, the 393rd Corps Support Battalion, who also returned from Iraq. Twenty-four soldiers from Puerto Rico have been killed in the Iraq war, including

A Shallow Existance...
Right, I'm sick of people crap'in on about not liking others who "judge" others; especially on their "apprience". Ok first people, by disliking someone just because they "judge" someone else, you are inturn judging them as well, which makes you just as bad. Secondly and here is the really important bit, EVERYONE IS SHALLOW! I don't care who you are, what you look like, what you've been through in life, you are shallow, if you don't admit to it, you're a liar as well! It's simply fact of nature that we only approach people we find attractive. I'm not saying everyone is all about looks, or that the way people look is the only factor. What I'm saying is sure, you might have the best personality on the planet, but if no one finds you attractive, no one will talk to you long enough to get to know said personality. Even our friends are people we find somewhat attractive. That isn't to say everyone finds the same things attractive, because they don't. Our perception of the world

Update On Mom
It's been a while since I've had time to post an update on my mom, but it couldn't be helped. For those of you who care, my mom is doing much MUCH better! While she was in the hospital in Chicago, they adjusted her meds, and so far to date it's working. It's amazing to me how irratic thise disease is. About the time you think you understand it, something happens to make you confused all over again. My mom is back in the nursing home in Indiana. She's not having to be restrained right now, she's calm, copperative, and is making sense to a degree. She also knows that she can never leave the nursing home, and is adjusting very well to that fact, which in itself is surprising all of us. We were told by the staff that she is interacting more, participating in some activities, and is alot more accepting of being there. To say we are relieved is an understatement!!! Two weeks ago, we were told if she didn't get better, they wouldn't be able to keep her there because she was to

Just Thinking Bout Ramdom Things
yesterday I got a message on myspace from a girl who used to be friends with my daughter when she was 5 and 6 and now my daughter is the kid she makes fun of I told my daughter about it and she told me to delete it I couldn't because as a parent I felt it my right that Iwanted to defend her my response was this yes I remember you from you were 5 and 6 and you were my childs friend and from what my daughter has said you've been lessthan kind to her and to let her know I would not add her knowing she would use whatever info against her like that I'm on My space wellI'm on myspace really at my duaghters urging and so I can keep an eye on what content is on her page but I had to respond that my daughter is the same lovely child that she was than and is now was I wrong? while I was there i made contact with a girl i knew in highschool on the alumni page but I'm not sure I have anything in common to much with my age group because I don't feel my age I am not a grandmother and Istill see

Kids, Everyone Should Have A Few.
It's past midnight..I'm sitting here in darkness, the kids are in bed-Very reluctantly I might add. Plotting revenge against me for sending them there no doubt, and I hear them whispering back and forth, then laughing uncontrollably. At first its humorous..then I started to worry..are they stratigically planning my demise? My mind raced thinking of all the things they could possibly be whispering about then laughing like it was a joke meant to stay just between the two of them. (evil children) One gets up, peeks out at me, noticing that I've noticed, she just stands there draped by the darkness of the doorway she was standing in. I look at her, she looks at me, and I'm thinking to myself "The end for you is near. Why is she just standing there staring at me? It's kinda creepy." So, I ask her.."what are you doing?" and as if a glow from heaven came on cue, she steps out of the room and is illuminated in light and in an angelic voice she says "mommy can I have something to drink?" Whe

The Problematic Reverse Diet
First of all, before I dive into my problem, allow me to direct you to every photo of me in the "Showing Some Skin" folder. This will give you a base reference on my predicament. Did you look? OK, besides the near nakedness of my photos in there, take a look at my physique. Ya see it? That's the way I've been for almost a decade. And quite frankly, I'd like that to change. That's me at 150 lbs - the same weight I've stayed at for a decade. I can't gain, I can't lose. I'm stuck. I'm healthy, yes. I'm athletic, yes. I have great endurance, yes. But what I don't have is room for a physical change in my appearance. You may be thinking "why the hell does this bother him?. I'd love to get down to his weight. I've been dieting forever, and it's just so slow." Blah blah blah blah. If you're dieting to lose weight, you have a desire to change your current appearance. The same holds true for me, but in reverse. You might wanna lose weight; I wanna gain weight. I'm 31 y

Loving Memory Of Woofie
I loving memory of my 10 year old black lab named "Woofie" just pasted away form cancer. Rainbow Bridge Just this side of heaven is a place called Rainbow Bridge. When an animal dies that has been especially close to someone here, that pet goes to Rainbow Bridge. There are meadows and hills for all of our special friends so they can run and play together. There is plenty of food, water and sunshine, and our friends are warm and comfortable. All the animals who had been ill and old are restored to health and vigor; those who were hurt or maimed are made whole and strong again, just as we remember them in our dreams of days and times gone by. The animals are happy and content, except for one small thing; they each miss someone very special to them, who had to be left behind. They all run and play together, but the day comes when one suddenly stops and looks into the distance. His bright eyes are intent; His eager body quivers. Suddenly he begins to run from the

Lilith
The Story Of Lilith Queen of the demons is Lilith, long-haired and winged.1 She is supposed to have been the first wife of Adam. She had been one of the wives of Sammael, but of a wild, heroic and passionate nature she left her spouse and joined Adam. From their union issued the demons or Shedim, who rode about in the world as wicked spirits, persecute and plague men, and bring upon them illness, disease, and other sufferings. Lilith, like Adam, had been created from the dust (Adamah) of the earth. But as soon as she had joined Adam they began to quarrel, each refusing to be subservient and Submissive to the other. "I am your lord and master," spoke Adam, "and it is your duty to obey me." But Lilith replied: "We are both equal, for we are both issued from dust (Adamah), and I will not be submissive to you." And thus they quarrelled and none would give in. And when Lilith saw this she spoke the Ineffable Name of the Creator and soared up into the air. Thereupon Adam stood in praye

Remain Friends
You give me strength when I need it You give me encouragement to stand on my own two feet You talk to me like no one else can As I lay here tonight thinking of you. Wandering how I must look like a fool Waiting for you to come by How could I let you get to me? When I barely even know you But you are on my mind and now I'm wandering Are you lying awake or are you sleeping. Wanting to be held by you but I, don't know where we stand Is this a crush or is this just lust I thought by now I would know! Am I letting my guard down too quickly? Am I moving too fast I don't really know. I pray that God gives me one more night with you soon So that, I would know and time would stand still So we, can make love until it hurts and brings us both to tears I may not like how it turns out in the end But at least my heart will know if this is a crush or the real deal. Would we remain only friends or could there be something more That could bring us closer together But whatever

Never
Eyes as sparkle as the stars in the night sky ear as delicate as the wind blowing in your hair heart as pure as gold should never hear mommy and daddy fighting cussing and yelling the words I hate you should not be upon your ears your eyes so sensitive to light should never see hitting your heart so loving not want to choose sides should you have your dough remember even parents make mistakes so never forget that we are doing our best thought our mistakes will make you stronger and never let the sparkle die or the ears become undelicate for you might just miss the soft whisper and never let your heart grow cold. October 2006

Have You Ever?
Have I Ever Have I ever told you that if I sit really still and silent, sometimes. I like to think I can hear your heart beating in time with mine? Have I ever told you that when I watch you speak to me through lines and cords, and bytes and ram, I imagine your voice, whispering into my ear? Have I ever told you that I wait out each day in anticipation, wanting only an hour or two, just a second in space and time, to feel close to you? Have I ever told you that there has been times, when I ached for you, ached for you so badly, that the emotions overwhelmed me.. and so I sat and cried? Have I ever told you that sometimes, I will reach out, touching your name on this cold screen before me, wishing I could reach in and pull you to me? Have I ever told you that after the first time I heard the sound of your voice, thousands of miles away, I sat up all night, turning the conversation over and over in my mind, examining it, like some new

Your Love Life Secrets
Your Love Life Secrets Are Looking back on your life, you will have a few true loves. You're a little scarred from your past relationships, but who isn't? You expect a lot from your lover - you want the full package. You tend to be very picky. In fights, you are able to walk away and calm down. You are able to weather the storm. A break-up usually comes as a shock to you. You always think things are going well. Your Love Life Secrets, Revealed

Bad Day
Ok, so I had a horrible day the other day. The kind that makes you lose all faith in humanity and life in general. The type of day that makes you wanna slit your wrists just to make your day better. *sigh* sometimes life can suck. It all started wrong, and went downhill from there. First off, I woke up on the wrong side of the bed. I never understood that saying until recently. Never thought there WAS a wrong side of the bed....but today I'm here to tell you there is, its the outside. I rolled over, and off the bed, hitting my head on my endtable on the way down. THAT is a rude way to wake up: a peaceful dream interrupted by the sudden sensation of falling, quickly followed by blinding pain. My vision was blurry for 10 minutes...I stumbled to the bathroom, where I promptly stubbed my toe on the sink. So I've been up for less than 15 minutes, and already I have a blinding headache and searing pain in my foot (oh, to make matters worse it was my little toe too, why do those hurt more

The Perfect Answer
A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger." The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, "What would you like to talk about?" Oh, I don't know", said the stranger. "How about nuclear power?" "OK," she said. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass, the same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?" The stranger thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea," To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?"

March
March It came with snow and paralysing zephyrs a season or two back when I was isolated. My bones felt the briskness you know even though my eyes were void. I remember now as I walk with my face blanketed beneath my scarf how hostile winter can be to those of us alone. Even if a second passed with the hand of someone- to cling to it would replace all this barrenness. When did we become more than friends an outlander with no face or voice has come to while away a few days inside my hollow existence? He came one night in February when I was lower than my lowest apex and life was a muted embarrassment of walking in circles to be heard. His words pacified my inner voices and brought serenity to the demons within. When does light come from darkness and labours such beauty all around? We seem to intermesh on many levels that reach further than normal- fallible words and emotions. He strokes my peace wi

Hansel And Gretel
Hard by a great forest dwelt a poor wood-cutter with his wife and his two children. The boy was called Hansel and the girl Gretel. He had little to bite and to break, and once when great dearth fell on the land, he could no longer procure even daily bread. Now when he thought over this by night in his bed, and tossed about in his anxiety, he groaned and said to his wife, what is to become of us. How are we to feed our poor children, when we no longer have anything even for ourselves. I'll tell you what, husband, answered the woman, early to-morrow morning we will take the children out into the forest to where it is the thickest. There we will light a fire for them, and give each of them one more piece of bread, and then we will go to our work and leave them alone. They will not find the way home again, and we shall be rid of them. No, wife, said the man, I will not do that. How can I bear to leave my children alone in the forest. The wild animals would soon come and tear them to pieces

The Skilful Huntsman
There was once a young fellow who had learnt the trade of locksmith, and told his father he would now go out into the world and seek his fortune. Very well, said the father, I am quite content with that, and gave him some money for his journey. So he traveled about and looked for work. After a time he resolved not to follow the trade of locksmith any more, for he no longer liked it, but he took a fancy for hunting. Then there met him in his rambles a huntsman dressed in green, who asked whence he came and whither he was going. The youth said he was a locksmith's apprentice, but that the trade no longer pleased him, and he had a liking for huntsmanship, would he teach it to him. "Oh, yes," said the huntsman, "if you will go with me." Then the young fellow went with him, apprenticed himself to him for some years, and learnt the art of hunting. After this he wished to try his luck elsewhere, and the huntsman gave him nothing in the way of payment but an air-gun, which had, however, thi

The Star-money
There was once upon a time a little girl whose father and mother were dead, and she was so poor that she no longer had a room to live in, or bed to sleep in, and at last she had nothing else but the clothes she was wearing and a little bit of bread in her hand which some charitable soul had given her. She was good and pious, however. And as she was thus forsaken by all the world, she went forth into the open country, trusting in the good God. Then a poor man met her, who said, ah, give me something to eat, I am so hungry. She handed him the whole of her piece of bread, and said, may God bless you, and went onwards. Then came a child who moaned and said, my head is so cold, give me something to cover it with. So she took off her hood and gave it to him. And when she had walked a little farther, she met another child who had no jacket and was frozen with cold. Then she gave it her own, and a little farther on one begged for a frock, and she gave away that also. At length she got into a f

The Stolen Farthings
A father was one day sitting at dinner with his wife and his children, and a good friend who had come on a visit ate with them. And as they thus sat, and it was striking twelve o'clock, the stranger saw the door open, and a very pale child dressed in snow-white clothes came in. It did not look around, and it did not speak, but went straight into the next room. Soon afterwards it came back, and went out at the door again in the same quiet manner. On the second and on the third day, it came also exactly in the same way. At last the stranger asked the father to whom the beautiful child that went into the next room every day at noon belonged. I have never seen it, said he, neither did he know to whom it could belong. The next day when it again came, the stranger pointed it out to the father, who however did not see it, and the mother and the children also all saw nothing. At this the stranger got up, went to the room door, opened it a little, and peeped in. Then he saw the child sitting on

The Hut In The Forest
A poor wood-cutter lived with his wife and three daughters in a little hut on the edge of a lonely forest. One morning as he was about to go to his work, he said to his wife, let our eldest daughter bring me my dinner into the forest, or I shall never get my work done, and in order that she may not miss her way, he added, I will take a bag of millet with me and strew the seeds on the path. When, therefore, the sun was just above the centre of the forest, the girl set out on her way with a bowl of soup, but the field-sparrows, and wood-sparrows, larks and finches, blackbirds and siskins had picked up the millet long before, and the girl could not find the track. Trusting to chance, she went on and on, until the sun sank and night began to fall. The trees rustled in the darkness, the owls hooted, and she began to be afraid. Then in the distance she perceived a light which glimmered between the trees. There ought to be some people living there, who can take me in for the night, thought sh

The Spindle, The Shuttle, And The Needle
There was once a girl whose father and mother died while she was still a little child. All alone, in a small house at the end of the village, dwelt her godmother, who supported herself by spinning, weaving, and sewing. The old woman took the forlorn child to live with her, kept her to her work, and educated her in all that is good. When the girl was fifteen years old, the old woman became ill, called the child to her bedside, and said, dear daughter, I feel my end drawing near. I leave you the little house, which will protect you from wind and weather, and my spindle, shuttle, and needle, with which you can earn your bread. Then she laid her hands on the girl's head, blessed her, and said, only preserve the love of God in your heart, and all will go well with you. Thereupon she closed her eyes, and when she was laid in the earth, the maiden followed the coffin, weeping bitterly, and paid her the last mark of respect. And now the maiden lived quite alone in the little house, and was ind

The Jew Among Thorns
(Please note that this story reflects a negative stereotype of Jews. Written in the 1800's, the Grimm brothers maintained the folkloric quality of the tales, complete with the prejudices of the time. We have reproduced this story in its entirety, and resisted the temptation to edit.) There was once a rich man, who had a servant who served him diligently and honestly. He was every morning the first out of bed, and the last to go to rest at night, and whenever there was a difficult job to be done, which nobody cared to undertake, he was always the first to set himself to it. Moreover, he never complained, but was contented with everything and always merry. When a year was ended, his master gave him no wages, for he said to himself, that is the cleverest way, for I shall save something and he will not go away, but stay quietly in my service. The servant said nothing, but did his work the second year as he had done it the first, and when at the end of this, likewise, he received no wa

Sexiest Mom Contest Come Vote For Me
ALRIGHT ALL YOU COWGIRL AND COWBOYS OF CHERRY TAP OUR VERY OWN ICE PRINCESS IS IN THE SEXIEST MOM CONTEST AND SHE HAS CAME TO US FOR HELP ON THIS CONTEST ITS BEEN ALONG TIME SINCE THE GANG HAS REALLY PULLED TOGETHER SO LETS SHOW HER WHAT THE COWGIRLS AND COWBOYS OF CHERRY TAP ARE REALLY MADE OF REMEMBER WHAT WE ARE REALLY ABOUT AND HOW MUCH RESPECT AND LOVE WE HAD FOR EACH OTHER TRUST ME IT NEEDS TO GO BACK TO THE WAY IT WAS BEFORE SO GO HIT HER UP BOMB THIS FFF MEMEBER AND MY PEACEMAKER. MUCH LOVE TO YALL:) Here is the direct link come bombe and bring this around home to FFF & CB/CG http://cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=39861&i=875570165

I Hate Making Presentations!
I hate making Presentations! To be good at something, you don't necessarily have to be a genius, just a little bit better than everyone else. The problem is, once you start to be good at something, other people start thinking of you as the expert - and it doesn't matter if it's fly fishing, cooking, basket weaving, nuclear physics or whatever. And then, because they think of you as an expert, they start expecting you to be able to tell everyone else what it is you know. If you are really unlucky, you will be invited to talk to groups of people about what it is you are good at. This is where I am right now, having to give a half hour presentation in two days to a group of people I don't know, about a topic that is not that interesting and I haven't even started preparing... Arghhhh!!!

Old People Are Not Good Conversationalists
Ok, I work at a country club. I sell golf and golf-related accessories to the wonderful patrons of my course. Today a thought struck me, improper conversation. I don't have a lot in common with old people, but I'll shoot the shit with anyone who wants to...I'm a friendly fellah. The problem, however, is the huge age gap and generational differences. For instance, I can't talk to most of them about how hot Jessica Alba is. They either would not know/care who I was speaking about, or they would have a heart attack just thinking about how awesome she would look naked. Likewise...I do NOT want to hear about their new swimsuit. I don't care about how wonderful it works for tanning...elephants should not have tans. I cannot share in modern musical trends with them, they would probably throw holy water on me for even saying the names of a few of my favorite bands. On the flip side, I can always talk about Miles Davis or Huey Lewis. However...I do not wanna talk about health issues. I know the

Beware!
Ladies watch out for this one, guys if you don't want your lady hated on read on: Missy@ CherryTAP The above ugh I'll say person and bite my tongue pretends to be nice and here for friends yet rates your bf's profile and pics then rates you a 1 and blocks you (that's what she did to me and Marc)! Her profile says: First things first, DO NOT send me friend requests just to get points or to have another person on your list to send bulletins to, don't leave comments just to have me stop by and give you points. I'm not here for that, I'm here to make friends. Those are some of the main reasons I left myspace! I'm easy going and love to hang out with my friends and party. I agree with her views written but that is no reason to be such a b*tch! (I've never been to her page before, requested an add or rated) my bf and a few friends paid her a visit with 1s back and block but I thought you should know what she's like for real!

Ct Marriage & Divorce Certificates
I am making custom marriage and divorce certificates. If you would like one... Just drop me a pm with the type of certificate you want. and let me know what kind of graphics you would like on it. Here is my link. ~X~Just Meee™~X~S.B.A.B.~X~ĆŦМǎҒїǻ~X~@ CherryTAP Here are some samples. (repost of original by '~X~Just Meee™~X~S.B.A.B.~X~ĆŦМǎҒїǻ~X~' on '2007-03-20 10:56:11') (repost of original by '=^HELLCAT^=' on '2007-03-20 11:07:55') (repost of original by '~X~Just Meee™~X~S.B.A.B.~X~ĆŦМǎҒїǻ~X~' on '2007-03-20 11:28:58') (repost of original by 'Jeremy Crow' on '2007-03-20 14:18:01') (repost of original by '

Firearms And I
A little while ago I posted IT & I about my work history in technology. I also posted some information about my new training course in mastering my 9mm. I did not grow up around firearms. My dad was ex-military going all the way back to the CC camps during the depression. He had no problem with guns. My mom, however, being from civilized Chicago, did. Guns were for war, the police, and bad guys, and were dangerous. While I was certified to carry in Illinois as a Security officer, I never purchased one. I did not purchase my firs firearm until 1997 after finally concluding that the US might be heading towards a Civil War, and having one might be necessary. I've never been gung-ho about them. They are tools, nothing more. I do work in the protection business. It has been my fall back when things grew lean (as they are now for us). Tomorrow I will once again begin the process of getting certified to carry in another state: Texas. I feel it is part of the trade, and baring finally f

Hey Ya'll
WELCOME TO MY PLACE ... THANKS FOR ALL THE FRIENDS, COMMENTS, SHOUTS, WELCOMES, INVITES AND SUCH ... I'M NOT HERE TO OFTEN AND TRY TO GET BACK TO YOU ALL ... BUT HEY... THE REAL ESTATE BUSINESS KEEPS ME A LITTLE BUSY THESE DAYS ... LOVE TO YOU ALL, TAKE CARE AND KEEP THE LOVE FLOWIN' ... XOXOX

Cont. Of 10 Things In Life You Control
4. Your work: Many people like to overlook this one, it being musch easier to day, "Oh, I'm trapped in my jobbecause I don't have a degree,, experience, etc." Hogwash! That's simple a way of denying one's responsibility in having chosen the job in the first place. 5. The people you associate with: There's a famous t-shirt that states: "It's hard to soar like an eagle when you're surrounded by turkeys." Colloquialism is very often correct! Your friends can either lift you up or bring you down. You make the decision which type of friends you wish to have. 6. Your basic physical health: Much about our health is a factor of genetics, environment, and exposure. Much more of our health is simply a matter of the things we choose: diet,exercise,drugs, sleep, routine physicals, check-ups, etc. more tommorrow if computer allows it. Kid.

Smoke
You never really know if the man standing before you is the one but it is great finding out. He is always there for you honors you cherishes you and respects and protects you.Smoke I hope that you know I love you with all my heart and i hope that love never dies and we continue to grow. You have made me very happy thank you.I hope all my friends can find the love like i have. Have a good day

A Male Patient
A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult, four hour, surgical procedure. A young student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath. "Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my testicles black?" Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet." He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles black?" Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in the other. Then, she takes a close look and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir!" The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly, Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but, listen very, very closely...................... >A

I Just Cant Take It
I just cant take it The pressures to hard Living life without you Has left me scarred Sitting home alone Saturday nights so cold Thinking of the precious memories The depression unfolds Running around town Pilled up and high Id blame you for these things But I cant take being dry Missing how much we didnt care Not thinking of the furture Seeing us apart was so rare I just cant take it The quite making my ears bleed Praying for you to forgive me Theres just something in you I need I fear I wont make it much longer Nothing can replace you Nothing could make me stronger Not without you by my side I just cant take it Just cant take it I thought from this Id grow But all I do is fall And this you'll never know Cuz I just cant take it

When People Are Right
well evey one was right tom broke up with me again lol every one was right i am such a fool i hurt a lot my friends all for what a broken heart wow THANKS TOM YOU FUCKEN ASS HOLE GOD wtf i am so pissed off not at tom but at my self for hurting evey one i did ok well one person comes to mind dave

Tasmania
Remember back to my last blog about Glenorchy? well I have found out some staggering information and I want you to dig deep and see if I am right ..... There is a move among councilors to close business in a certain area and force the business to relocate to Brighton Council? Glenorchy and other councils are pressurizing small business that have been around for years on technicalities The have shut many small business down and are getting them to move to one industrial area. If the Councils in the following areas, Brighton, Clarance, Hobart and Glenorchy want to do that then it is time the people of these 4 areas say enough and combine to make one. There is a slide in business development in Tasmania and with the councils acting like bully boys then it is time Lennon got off his arse and combined the councils into one. It would not be a MEGA council as the population of Tasmania is shrinking. There is another sinister thought ...... What if it is a competitor paying some co

Vermillion
Vermillion Lyrics She seems dressed in all the rings Of past fatalaties So fragile yet so devious She continues to see Climatic hands that press Her temples and my chest Enter the night that she came home Forever Oh (She's the only one that makes me sad) She is everything and more The solemn hypnotic My Dahlia, bathed in posession She is home to me I get nervous, perverse when I see her it's worse But the stress is astounding It's now or never she's coming home Forever Oh (She's the only one that makes me sad) Hard to say what caught my attention fixed and crazy, Aphid Attraction Carve my name in my face, to recognize Such a pheromone cult to terrorize I won't let this build up inside of me(x4) (Me!) I'm a slave, and I am a master No restraints and, unchecked collectors I exist through my need, to self-oblige She is something in me, that I despise I won't let this build up inside of me(x8) (She isn't rea

Friendship
Your Friendship adds... Beauty to my life!" "My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me." "My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me." "Friends are like stars, you can't always see them but you know that they're there." "I believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends. I'm surrounded by angels, but I call them my best friends." "A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart." Friends are the roses of life... pick them carefully and avoid the thorns!"

Some People Are Messed In The Head
ok lets start with whats with the mumms voltures?! ok if you dont like the subject of a mumm why the hell do you feel the need to say thats a dumb mumm, they dont seam to think about the fact that they take more time to write a dumbass responce then it would take to rate it etc i wont use all their colorful words. ok a mumm is a basic tool to get votes for one and help make a decision, just because you think its a dumb decision some might not find it as easy to decide. i may be wrong but isnt this site for friend networking, and earning points, why are we acting like kids? putting people down for a question? whats the sense? my advice if you dont like the mumm move on.....is that hard or something i will never be rude to someone for no reason but i will say this and its to get it off my chest....if you have to live your daily life to argue on the internet, quit wasting your time and go stop a car with your face

Ireland In The 21st Century??
From the press... THOUSANDS of householders in Co Galway have been told to boil water after dozens of people were taken ill with a cryptosporidium, a parasitic infection that causes diarrhoea-type illness. This has been caused by human or farm animal effluent discharging into the public water supply. How is it that a supposedly civilised country is suffering the sort of illness that is normally associated with lesser developed countries? No wonder the European Commission is fining the Government over the state of the public water supply!!! If there are any Americans planning to come to Ireland for a holiday - I wouldn't bother.

Where Is Heaven ?
Heaven in your eyes My world may crash and burn yet this globe continues to turn In a moments time I seek peace And a solace blessing of release To lift my spirit and carry on hope To never left go at the end of the rope And know the moment soon passes away And all the was lead to a better day A sweet smile that tells me the world is right For in your eyes there shines a light That lifts me up and helps me to believe no matter what comes our love won’t deceive And in your eyes I found my soul And your sweet kisses made me whole A tears that shed for loss and fear Are lost in time and drift away from here Paradise found me and I seize the prize Undeserving the heaven in your eyes By R. Thomas Dinsmore

Death To America Part Ii "this Time It's Personal"
Well another U.N. deadline has passed and Iran still enriches uranium when they were ordered to stop. But you new that was coming. So while Russia and China drag ass to stall harsh sanctions, the threat grows......

Just Because
GOOD day to all, I juat woke and decided to grace you all with my wonderful freaky presence, yay arent you just over joyed? . yes thought you would be. Any ways. not alot going on with me for my day has just begun.I feel like shyt I SLEPT in way to late, I hate that shyt, woke up with my hair looking like a stork tried making a nest in it. or was that all he was doing? hmm. me and my warped sence of humor. Sorry ppl I sometimes on a few occasions have these wierd thoughts go through my head..ok ok ok All the time, see you did it you just had to make me tell the truth on that one didnt you. I know you are probably wondering what the point is to all this rambling, well my dear friends guess what. I DONT HAVE A FUCKING CLUE EITHER. After all my subject to this just so happens to be "just because". My neighbor gets on my nerves, he is in and out of here more than a slut gets dick on a good night. I think the man is an idiot,Its all gravy I am sure he probably thinks the same about me, he d

Okay... What Was The Name Of The Movie....
that was on this afternoon with Barbara Streisand and one of the Baldwin boys???? I can't for the life of me remember the name of the movie, but I sure enjoyed watching it again today!! LOL...

Right In Front Of Me
I COULD DEVOUR THIS WORLD, YOU'VE SET ME UP UPON MY FEET, MY MIND SKIPS A WORLD, EVERYTIME WE MEET, I WISH A SMILE FIX US ALL, BUT IT ONLY FADES IN TIME, WHEN TIME INFLICTS A CALL, FROM HEART UPON MY MIND, LOVE'S JUST NOT ENOUGH, TO CURE ALL THAT FADES AWAY, LEFT DRIFTING IN THE DUST, TOO FAR BEHIND TO SAVE, THIS LOVE THAT JUST CAN'T STAY, STILL BEATS INSIDE MY CHEST, NEVER THROWN AWAY, WITH A MEMORY THATS LEFT, YOU'VE LEFT MY HEART DISTILLED, MORE PURE THAN ALL I KNOW, I CAN SAY I WAS FULFILLED, EVEN THOUGH I HAD TO GO, SOMETIMES LOVE'S JUST NOT ENOUGH, BUT KEEPS US HANGING ON, BY A THREAD THAT REMAINS TOUGH, WHEN ALL IS SAID AND DONE.

Are You A Compatible Couple? Does He Think So Too?
Compatibility and chemistry are two terms that are used interchangeably. Far from offering a scientific definition for each, the former entails a psychological bond between two people whereas the latter signals a physical connection. But merely explaining how the two differ is child's play; the challenge lies in how one can broach these delicate topics without alarming the other person. The following 10 things are areas in which couples must be in sync with one another, along with tips on how to address them. As you can imagine, this advice applies to relationships that have gone beyond at least five dates. 10. Travel To many, a hometown represents a limitation on dreams, culture and reality. For this reason, the escapism of traveling is cherished. Some love to go away alone while others rely on a trusted companion. However, you might be headed for heartbreak hotel when you realize that one of you is attached to your hometown while the other is planning to rack up air miles. H

A Friend - Something To Think About!
Sometimes in life, you'll find a special friend; Someone who changes your life just by being part of it. Someone who makes you see that your life has great potential; Someone who makes you believe that there really is good in the world. Someone who convinces you that there really is an unlocked door just waiting for you to open it. Someone that is special in every person's life who just seems to make everything better- the sun warmer, the grass greener, the sky bluer - all because of that certain wonderful individual.... Yes, the whole world just seems better whenver that person's around......... ............ ............ ............ ............ ............ ............ ............ ............ ............ I GUESS YOU'RE DAMN LUCKY TO HAVE A FRIEND LIKE ME !!

Missy Chat Room Is Open
http://www.cherrytap.com/lounge.php?l=6461 is a lounge i created all can join all topics are welcome so please come join and lets see how it goes. name is Missy's Chat Room come join missy Lets make this a kick ass lounge, all help is welcome

Want To Meet New People
Hello everyone I am just new to this. i got send and invite by a friend throught i would try it out and see what it is like. i am going to explain a little about myself. i am a single mother one one daughter who is my pride and joy. I love to have fun hanging out with friends and loved ones.i am a caring person and very open minded person who will give my shit off my back for anyone who needs it.I am hoping to meet new people on here not just to chat with but to get to no more to Feel free to send me a message when you get time i will be glad to talk to .

Scrabble
This has got to be one of the most clever E-mails I've received in awhile. Someone out there either has too much Spare time or is deadly at Scrabble. (Wait till you see the last one)! DORMITORY: When you rearrange the letters: DIRTY ROO M PRESBYTERIAN: When you rearrange the letters: BEST IN PRAYER ASTRONOMER: When you rearrange the letters: MOON STARER DESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters: A ROPE ENDS IT THE EYES: ! When you rearrange the letters: THEY SEE GEORGE BUSH: When you rearrange the letters:/ FONT> HE BUGS GORE THE MORSE CODE : When you rearrange the letters: HERE COME DOTS SLOT MACHINES: When you rearrange the letters: CASH LOST IN ME ANIMOSITY: When you rearrange the letters: IS NO AMITY ELECTION RESULTS: When you rearrange the letters: LIES - LET'S RECOUNT SNOOZE ALARMS: When you rearrange the letters: ALAS! NO MORE Z '

Not Sure Bout This
As I slip onto the seat the tingling of vibrations beneth my feat I ease out on to the road To head to places unforld The world passes by beneath my wings My mind wanders on many thing The post on the fence with wire so tight Just seems to be there feeling right The wind flases thru my hair And in this world I have no care The day is long the sun is hot As I slip off in to dreams the wind calls me

Special Mocha Cupcakes
INGREDIENTS * 1-1/2 cups all-purpose flour * 1 cup sugar * 1/3 cup baking cocoa * 1 teaspoon baking soda * 1/2 teaspoon salt * 2 eggs * 1/2 cup cold brewed coffee * 1/2 cup vegetable oil * 3 teaspoons cider vinegar * 3 teaspoons vanilla extract * MOCHA FROSTING: * 3 tablespoons milk chocolate chips * 3 tablespoons semisweet chocolate chips * 1/3 cup butter, softened * 2 cups confectioners' sugar * 1 to 2 tablespoons brewed coffee * 1/2 cup chocolate sprinkles SERVINGS 12 CATEGORY Dessert METHOD Baked PREP 25 min. COOK 20 min. TOTAL 45 min. DIRECTIONS In a small mixing bowl, combine the flour, sugar, cocoa, baking soda and salt. In a small bowl, whisk the eggs, coffee, oil, vinegar and vanilla. Add to dry ingredients; mix well. Fill paper-lined muffin cups three-fourths full. Bake at 350° for 20-25 minutes or until a toothpick comes out clean. Cool

Honeymoon Postcard
Mom made her 3 virgin daughters promise to send a postcard from the honeymoon on how marital sex felt. The first girl sent card from Hawaii it said "Nescafe"! Mom went to her kitchen and got out the Nescafe jar. It said: "Good till the last drop". Mom was pleased for her daughter. After a few days the second girl sent card from Vermont it read: "Rothmans". Mom went to her husband's cigarettes, it read "Extra Long. King Size". She was slightly embarrassed but happy for her daughter. The third girl left for her honeymoon in Cape Town after a whole month, a card arrived. Written on it with shaky handwriting was "South African Airways". Mom took out her latest YOU magazine, the ad said: "Ten times a day, seven days a week, both ways". Mom fainted!

Type Of Lover
What kind of a LOVER are YOU? You are a PASSIONATE LOVER!When it comes to sex and relationships you put 100% into both. You like to have fun and try new things but you pay alot of attention to the PASSION that lives in side of each kiss, touch or meaningful word. You contain the whole package and any man would be would be very lucky to have a women like you! Take this test

Love Sux
Love Sux Love sux when the one you love or think you love lives 3,000 miles away. You both love hearing each others voice on the phone but the distance when its time for you to hang up makes it seem like they live on the other side of the world. Can a long distance relationship survive. What are the odds that one or the other finds someone that lives in the same town that they live in. If by chance these 2 people ever meet, what gurantee is there that the attraction will still be there. Is it worth taking the risk?

Words Intended And Words Spoken,
saying I love you, does it mean you want to spend the rest of your life with that person. Does it mean that your willing to give up everyting you have when you dont know what the future holds? Saying I need you, does this mean that you need the person physically, or emotionally. or are they one in the same. Saying that You want to spend time with someone you have never met before. When neither of you know what each other is really like other then words spoken on the net and on the phone. Does it matter what words intended and words spoken really means?

Funny - What Women Mean!
Words Women Use: 1.) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with Nothing usually end in Fine. (Refer back to #1 for the meaning of Fine.) 4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it! 5.) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word , but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of Nothing.) 6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a m

How Many Have You Done?
How many have you done? 1) smoked weed or cigs 2) consumed alcohol 3) slept in the same bed with someone of the opposite sex 4) slept in the same bed with someone of the same sex 5) made out with someone of the opposite sex 6) made out with someone of the same sex 7) had someone in your room of the opposite sex 8) watched porn 9) bought porn 10) done drugs TOTAL: 11) taken pain killer 12) taken someone elses prescription medicine 13) lied to your parents 14) lied to a friend 15) snuck out of the house 16) done something illegal 17) cut yourself 18) hurt someone 19) wished someone to die 20) seen someone die TOTAL: 21) missed curfew 22) stayed out all night 23) eaten a carton of ice cream by yourself 24) been to a therapist 25) been to rehab 26) dyed your hair 27) recieved a ticket 28) been in a wreck 29) been to a club 30) been to a bar TOTAL: 31) been to a wild party 32) seen the Mardi Gras 34) had a spring break in Florida 35) sniffe

Nickleback -- Photograph
Look at this photograph Every time I do it makes me laugh How did our eyes get so red? And what the hell is on Joeyâ€™s head? This is where I grew up I think the present owner fixed it up I never knew we ever went without The second floor is hard for sneakinâ€™ out This is where I went to school Most of the time had better things to do Criminal record says I broke in twice I mustâ€™ve done it half a dozen times I wonder if itâ€™s too late Should I go back and try to graduate Lifeâ€™s better now than it was back then If I was them, I wouldnâ€™t let me in Every memory of looking out the back door I had the photo album spread out on my bedroom floor Itâ€™s hard to say Itâ€™s time to say it Goodbye, Goodbye Every memory of walking out the front door I found the photo of the friend that I was looking for It's hard to say Itâ€™s time to say it Goodbye, Goodbye Remember the old arcade Blew every dollar that we ever made The cops hated us hanginâ€

Nickleback -- So Far Away
This time, This place Misused, Mistakes Too long, Too late Who was I to make you wait Just one chance Just one breath Just in case thereâ€™s just one left â€˜Cause you know, you know, you know Â That I love you I have loved you all along And I miss you Been far away for far too long I keep dreaming youâ€™ll be with me and youâ€™ll never go Stop breathing if I donâ€™t see you anymore Â On my knees, Iâ€™ll ask Last chance for one last dance â€˜Cause with you, Iâ€™d withstand All of hell to hold your hand Iâ€™d give it all Iâ€™d give for us Give anything but I wonâ€™t give up â€˜Cause you know, you know, you know Â That I love you I have loved you all along And I miss you Been far away for far too long I keep dreaming youâ€™ll be with me and youâ€™ll never go Stop breathing if I donâ€™t see you anymore Â So far away Been far away for far too long So far away Been far away for far too long But you know, you know, you know Â I wanted

Ladies...can You Relate...lol
Dear Kotex, I recently noticed that the peel off strip of my pantyliner had a bunch of "Kotex Tips for Life" on it. Annoying advice such as: Staying active during your period can relieve cramps. Avoiding caffeine my help reduce cramps and headaches. Drink 6-8 glasses of water a day to keep you hydrated and feeling fresh. Try Kotex bla bla blah other products... Obviously the individual behind this was someone who has never possessed a funtioning set of overies. Go ahead and tell a menustrating woman that drinking 6-8 glasses of water will help keep her feeling fresh. Like we need nore fluid inside our bloated bodies from hell...but go ahead....I triple dog dare ya...see what happens and report back...I'll wait. While your at it, dump out the coffee at work and remove the chocolate from the vending machine. I garan-dam-tee you that the first responses will be females who just ovulated. Staying active will relieve headaches and cramps...well guess what, the only acti

Aquarius
Aquarius About Your Sign... Aquarians basically possess strong and attractive personalities. They fall into two principle types: one shy, sensitive, gentle and patient; the other exuberant, lively and exhibitionist, sometimes hiding the considerable depths of their character under a cloak of frivolity. Both types are strong willed and forceful in their different ways and have strong convictions, though as they seek truth above all things, they are usually honest enough to change their opinions, however firmly held, if evidence comes to light which persuades them that they have been mistaken. They have a breadth of vision that brings diverse factors into a whole, and can see both sides of an argument without shilly-shallying as to which side to take. Consequently they are unprejudiced and tolerant of other points of view. This is because they can see the validity of the argument, even if they do not accept it themselves. They obey the Quaker exhortation to "Be open to truth, from wha

If You Wanna Get Drunk With Me On Saturday...
You better get your ass down to Monsoons to see my Caddle boys put on a kick ass show. To make things even better, their opening band, called Top of the Orange fucking rocks as well and may actually be getting signed based on their performance that night. So c'mon down. Support my boys. Drink some jager with me. Buy me a few shots. It's gonna be fabulous, I guarantee it! xoxo Kristin

I Will Forever
I love you so deeply, I love you so much, I love the sound of your voice And the way that we touch. I love your warm smile And your kind, thoughtful way, The joy that you bring To my life every day. I love you today As I have from the start, And I'll love you forever With all of my heart

Can You Believe My Son Did This?
Ok this happened awhile back but is by far my best kid story ever. We used to live down in Florida in an apartment complex and my younger sons bedroom window was by the front door, so he often played dukes of hazzard instead of using the front door, I didn't think much about it, it was his little imagination in fast forward. Well one day he did it a bunch but I had nooooo idea what he had in store for me until the next morning. We had overslept and were rushing around for school, I walked into his closet and SPLASH, course I'm like wth? I look down, and he has lined the closet with garbage bags, basically made a pool in there and yes it has water, lots of it, oh it gets better........there sits a live DUCK! I laughed for an hour, to think he was only 4 going on 5 yrs old. We wound up keeping the duck briefly, God help me.

You Never
YOU NEVER YOU NEVER QUITE UNDERSTOOD THE PAIN THAT I ONCE HAD YOU NEVER FIGURED OUT WHY I’D GET SO MAD YOU NEVER KNEW MY FRUSTRATIONS HAD ANYTHING TO DO WITH YOU YOU NEVER FIGURED OUT THAT YOU MADE MY GRAY SKIES BLUE YOU NEVER LOOKED AT ME LONGINGLY LIKE I LOOKED AT YOU AND WHEN I SAID I LOVE YOU, YOU NEVER SAID I LOVE YOU TOO YOU NEVER KNEW HOW STRONG MY FEELINGS WERE YOU NEVER UNDERSTOOD MY LIFE WAS SUCH A BLUR YOU NEVER TRUED TO MAKE MY HEARTACHE GO AWAY YOU NEVER ASKED ME IF I WANTED YOU TO STAY YOU NEVER THOUGHT TWICE WHEN YOU WALKED OUT OF MY LIFE YOU NEVER THOUGHT I’D ACTUALLY PICK UP THAT KNIFE YOU NEVER KNEW I’D PUT IT DOWN BECAUSE I COULDN’T LEAVE YOU NEVER THOUGHT I’D SIT AT HOME FOR DAYS JUST TO GREIVE YOU NEVER QUITE UNDERSTOOD THE PAIN THAT I ONCE HAD BUT BECAUSE YOU NEVER TOOK THE TIME I’M SITTING HERE WITH TEARS FOR I AM SAD

Broken Heart
i will be here for you always through good and through bad.. be there for you baby when you're feeling sad... with you in your troubles when life is just to much to take... i promise you always i will never be a fake... i am with you when you suffer from pain... be with me as i go insane... i am losing my mind bit by bit... i dont know why the emotions hit... too much pain in my broken heart... it was broken before you tore it apart... i know you only did just want you had to do... exploring your options old and new... you would never try to make me feel pain... in the end theres pleasure we both are sure to gain... so as all i can give you and all i can ask... please be my friend if not an easy task... i know how you feel which makes this hurt all the more... i just wish sometimes that i had known before.. before i asked you to do all the things we both know you should... and had i asked you not to part of me believes you would... but i dont want to make you feel like i need you to

Die
There at the edge. Twisted on. Eagerly awaiting that happy explosion. Never known. Never thought. Never felt. Never know. Twist shift bang. Boom... I think it'll be a pow. Die. Flicker fall final. Forget. Die.

Great Pics
Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take- but by the moments that take our breath away. Look at these 7 photo's with remarkable sayings. Then at the end of this e-mail do what it says and tonight, you may get your wish. This is a ribbon for soldiers fighting in Iraq . Pass it

Ammused
I am chillin on CT and watching VH1 Classic, love when I take off from work! Anyways this Volvo commercial cracks me up. It some guy down and out and holding a sign saying the end is near. A guy drives by telling him his Volvo is under 17 grand. You then see the man, in disgust, throw the sign in the trash can. I know, this is a lame blog, but it doesnt take much for me to be entertained!

Please Help My Friend Kurtis
http://www.cherrytap.com/user/633215# this is Kurtis profile he is looking for love. he dared me to do this so here goes. we is a good person with an amazing smile. he has a sense of humor, and has a lot of respect for any woman he has dated. He has been unlucky in finding ms right. so if you want to talk to Kurtis, he is on her and asked me to post his yahoo mail as well, Want to know more just ask Kurtis tordeck320@yahoo.com also has yahoo messenger tordeck320 so single ladies drop him a line he is waiting for you. SEE WHAT HAPPENS KURTIS WHEN U DARE ME

Feeling Down
YES I AM FEELING DOWN, AND HERE ARE THE REASONS WHY.1) EVERY TIME I MAKE A MOVE UP I GET KNOCKED DOWN,2)MY EX BITCH WON'T INFORM ME ABOUT MY SON,3)EVERY TIME I THINK I HAVE FOUND THE ONE MY DAM HEARTS GETS BROKEN AGAIN,4)I WORK CLOSE TO 60 HOURS A WEEK AND DON'T HAVE A DAM THING TO SHOW FOR IT.5)FUCKIN CHERRY TAP KEEPS REJECTING MY SALUTE PICS,HELL SOME THAT I HAVE SEEN ARE WORSE THAN MINE,6)SHOULD I LEAVE CHERRY TAP,HMMMMMMMM,WELL I HAVE MADE SOME AWSOME FRIENDS ON THIS SITE,WHO WILL ALWAYS BE IN MY HEART AND YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE,BUT I AM GETTING SO DAM TIRED,IN A SHORT TIME I MAY BE PARALIZED FROM THE BOTTOM DOWN,MEANING MY LOWER HALF,EVERY DAY THE PAIN IS GETTING WORSE,SO I NEED FEED BACK FROM ALL MY FRIENDS,FANS,FAMILY,

Milk-made
"Women were the dominate and controlling sex in this world. Men were used for labor and for their semen. Men were treated as beasts and it was considered immoral to have sexual intercourse with males. Males were milked for their semen which in turn was used to create new life by inseminating the females. Semen was also a main staple of the women's diet, which supplied them with the most essential vitamins and proteins. It was the milk of life. Every woman who could afford to own a male had one so her household could always have a fresh supply of cum to drink or add to their food. This male also was put to work as a mule or work horse. Those who could not afford to keep males, or simply did not wish to have the beast near them would have to buy their milk at the stores. That milk came from "Harvesters" those who owned hundreds of males and had special facilities to milk the cream from them. Men were not always cooperative in giving their white thick juice, so a machine was used. The mal

In My Woods ....
I'm in my woods at twilight, the woods are quiet, almost too quiet ... clouds are moving slowly, peaking over the mountaintops opposite the lake ... dark clouds ... it will be a dark night, the moon is almost full, not really up yet, but will probably be blotted out by the clouds ... I've wandered all the way to the water's edge a bit farther than I should go at dark, might run into an ...animal or something ... I'm watching the clouds move in, watching darkness set, and out of the stillness, feel my hair start to lift as the wind picks up ... the wind coming off the lake brings the smell of rain with it as well and now it's fast moving - I see that the clouds are really darkening the sky in a hurry and they are angry storm clouds, I turn to start back to the cabin and realize after a few steps how black the night has gotten ... the tall tall trees are creaking and moaning with the wind as it picks up stronger - my hair is whipping around my head now - my long dress, my cloak are flyin

Memory Of You And Me
Thinking of you, and the way things used to be. I don't understand it; what happened to you and me? I can't except the fact, that we are not together; and knowing that you lied to me, when you said it was forever. I ripped up all your pictures. I took your hat down, too. Now, there's only a memory, that's left of me and you. The only thing that's stopping me, from finally moving on, is knowing in my heart that, those feelings will never be gone.

Nighty Night Survey
whats your name?: Karoline Elizabeth Juliana-Grace Birthday?: 10/24/75 what are you thinking right now?: That I'm stuffed and tired. Going to bed after this. last person you hugged?: Wendy when we left her place. last person you kissed (not family)?: Wendy's cheek, Sean's lips. last person you said i love you to?: Sean favorite color?: blue who makes you smile the most?: Sean who makes you sad the most?: Bill collectors relationship status?: Hopelessly in love do you have a crush on anyone?: crushes are for kiddies

Tarzan And Jane
TARZAN & JANE When Jane initially met Tarzan in the jungle, she was attracted to him, and during her questions about his life , she asked him how he had sex? "Tarzan not know sex" he replied. Jane explained to him what sex was. Tarzan said "Oh,....Tarzan use knot hole in trunk of tree." Horrified Jane said, " Tarzan you have it all wrong, but I will show you how to do it properly." She took off her clothing and laid down on the ground. "Here" she said, pointing to her privates, "you must put it in here."Tarzan removed his loin cloth, showing Jane his considerable manhood, stepped closer to her and kicked her in the crotch ! Jane rolled around in agony for what seemed like an eternity. Eventually she managed to grasp for air and screamed " What did you do that for ?" Tarzan replied, "Check for squirrel."

Wedding Nite
Chinese couple gets married - and she's a virgin. Truth be told, he is not too experienced either. On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses. He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring. "My darring," he says, "I know dis yu firss time and you berry frighten. I pomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting juss anyting you want. What chou want?" he says. A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her request. She eventually replies shyly and unsure, "I want to try sometin I have heard about... numbaa 69." More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually, in a puzzled tone he queries, "You want... Chicken wiff broccori??

Rules To Consider
Rules to Consider 1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. 2. Don't worry about what people think, they don't do it very often. 3. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian anymore than standing in a garage makes you a car. 4. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity. 5. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before. 6. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 7. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious. 8. A person, who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person. (This is very important. Pay attention! It never fails.) 9. For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program. 10. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip. 11. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. 12. A consci

Love...
Perhaps love is like a resting place, a shelter from the storm. It exists to give you comfort, it is there to keep you warm. And in those times of trouble, when you feel most alone, The memory of love will bring you home. Perhaps love is like a window, perhaps an open door. It invites you to come closer, it wants to show you more. And even if you lose yourself, and don't know what to do. The memory of love will see you through. Love to some is like a cloud, to some as strong as steel, For some a way of living, for some a way to feel, And some say love is holding on, and some say letting go, And some say love is everything, and some say they don't know. Perhaps love is like the ocean, full of conflict, full of pain, Like a fire when it's cold outside, like thunder when it rains. If I should live forever, and all my dreams come true. My memories of love will be of you.

Freak
AM I A FREAK FOR BEING SO OPEN MINDED? AM I A FREAK BECAUSE I AM COMMONLY MISUNDERSTOOD,? AM I A FREAK BECAUSE I CARE SO MUCH? AM I A FREAK BECAUSE I TRY TO UNDERSTAND THE WORLD, IN ALL THE THINGS WONDERFUL AND YET SOMETHINGS STRANGE? AM I A FREAK BECAUSE I WILL TALK TO A STRANGER? OR MAKE SOMEONE I DON'T KNOW SMILE? AM I A FREAK BECAUSE I WILL PICK UP A HITCH-HIKER? AM I A FREAK IF I LISTEN TO A OLD MANS STORY? AM I A FREAK IF I GIVE A HOMELESS MAN MONEY? AM I FREAK IF I JUST WANT TO SIT IN THE PARK AND DRINK A BEER,? AM I A FREAK FOR HELPING PEOPLE? AM I A FREAK FOR WANTING TO KNOW WHAT MAKES PEOPLE TICK? AM I A FREAK BECAUSE I KISS ANOTHER FEMALE AND LIKE IT, AM I A FREAK FOR BEING HERE,AND HELP EVERYONE THAT NEEDS ME, AM I A FREAK FOR HELPING YOU?---- ~~~~~I DON'T BELIEVE I'M A FREAK~~~~~

World Stongest Dad Please Leave Me A Comment On This Blog Ty
This guy is awesome World's Strongest Dad And here's the whole story: [From Sports Illustrated, By Rick Reilly] I try to be a good father. Give my kids mulligans. Work nights to pay For their text messaging. Take them to swimsuit shoots. But compared with Dick Hoyt, I suck. Eighty-five times he's pushed his disabled son, Rick, 26.2 miles in Marathons. Eight times he's not only pushed him 26.2 miles in a Wheelchair but also towed him 2.4 miles in a dinghy while swimming and Pedaled him 112 miles in a seat on the handlebars--all in the same day. Dick's also pulled him cross-country skiing, taken him on his back Mountain climbing and once hauled him across the U.S. On a bike. Makes Taking your son bowling look a little lame, right? And what has Rick done for his father? Not much--except save his life. This love story began in Winchester , Mass. , 43 years ago, when Rick Was strangled by the umbilical cord during birth, leaving him Brain-damaged and unable

*screaming* ....laughing . .crying . And Some Other Stuff . .if Your A Friend .. Give It A Read Lol
Okay you all .. you may have noticed ive been oh a lil Moody these past days .. I dont mean to be .. my doctor has changed my meds YET again . and its taking me a lil while to get adjusted . so .. before i can think . i do .. .. so please .. kinda just ignore me .. one min im laughin the next im sitting here cryin my eyes out . im sitting here thinking what the hell was i thinking ??? Dont run away from me . im not being put on the bus for the loonie platoon .. Quite yet .. I adore you all .. Xoxoxoxoxo . and I will let you all know when things mellow hahaha .. Catch ya on the flip side :) Lotsa Lub . Wen :)

Ideas On Life And How To Live It
We are people our blood is the same we all have the same organs our shells we call bodies look differant but our beings our thoughts are all the same.... We live to seek to better ourself yet jealousy and negitivty cloud us why? We hate being judged yet we quicken to judge others why? We think of ourselfs yet not bother to think of others why? lets make it today we look at eachother with new eyes , eyes of truth and humilty and see the need and want of peace, truth, and serenity in eachothers beings. Lets join as one people and show forth what positive we do bare so our following generations may learn to be a little bit more kinder and understanding. Its up to us to be the example of good being and goodwill to fellow man to break forth from the chains and shackles of hatred and fawlness our humanity has become, and futhermore venture onto a new tommorow of peace and new hopes. It only takes us to speak and act forth on it thats all it takes to make peace , reconizing the w

Rubis Big Mans Contest
Big Men Contest Looking for Big men that want to enter.It starts Sunday April 8th at 3pm est time.The rules are the same no cheating, no freshmeat accounts level 4 no down raters. No drama tolerated.The prizes will be 1st place will be Mens rolex 2nd Place will be mens ring and 3rd place with get a mans bracelet. All entires will be allowed to comment bomb themselves.If you are interested send me a private message. please help repost bulletins, also make sure you send your friends the links , if you have any Questions please feel free to ask me, good luck to all , i will send your links 30 mins before the contest opens

Re Elistment
Ok here I go again whining and crying. haha. No frankliy I'm just tired of Peoples attitudes in gereral.I was married for eight yrs I never cheated and have always been true. I have three wonderful and bueatiful kids.I was in the service for 4 yrs. I owned my own trucking company consisting of three trucks. Was a voulenteer fire fighter for 2yrs. I have been divorced for 2yrs now. I feel empty and un wanted/needed.I have searched all over the net ,bars,librares etc... any how I have come up short for finding someone to be with. I'm not a ugly guy Im not excesivily over weight. My thought are dwindeling away of finding mrs rite.So this leads me to re enlisting into the army.I was gonna go in around august but fk it it seem the sooner the better. I was trying to hold out for someone that would make me happy but thats not happening They mite not specifically/Indevidigally (oh well I kant spell) care either but I cant take this lonley shit any more. lol I'm starting to think theres som

Looking Into Deep And Soulful Eyes !
Captured by the look in your Eyes Lost in the gaze and taken by surprise Sweetest desires stir the soul Surrender the fight and give in control Day dream of one who is the one Sought inside the mind till dream is done Fed on hope and longing desire Burns so deeply the hottest fire Seeking one who is all to me Praying to god just let me see The one who’s love can make life sweet The one who makes life so complete Lost in the gaze and moment sublime your eyes hold me suspended in time By R. Thomas Dinsmore

Words That Are Feelings
Soft and gentle curves to love Make this man a prisoner of Hot desires to take and hold Thoughts to be far too bold Brazen lust at her form Drive to feel her body warm Give her pleasure beyond the mind She stirs the fires that leave me blind To any other there ever was seen Knowing What I like my sense is keen Rock my world and make me yours to keep I pray this before I go to sleep Take me and let me be your man Of your beauty I am a fan Of your eyes that I loose myself in I know my desires deep within And now you spark the flame does burn I look at you my heart does yearn Soul ensnared by the deep dark eyes To find you so sensual is no surprise one look from you can make me confess I could fall so deep for the Red haired goddess By R. Thomas Dinsmore

The Awesomeness Of God!!
> > > >IN CHEMISTRY, HE TURNED WATER TO WINE. > >IN BIOLOGY, HE WAS BORN WITHOUT THE NORMAL CONCEPTION. > >IN PHYSICS, HE DISAPPROVED THE LAW OF GRAVITY WHEN HE ASCENDED INTO HEAVEN. > >IN ECONOMICS, HE DISAPPROVED THE LAW OF DIMINISHING RETURN BY FEEDING 5000 > >MEN WITH TWO FISHES & 5 LOAVES OF BREAD. > >IN MEDICINE, HE CURED THE SICK AND THE BLIND WITHOUT ADMINISTERING A SINGLE > >DOSE OF DRUGS. > >IN HISTORY, HE IS THE BEGINNING AND THE END. > >IN GOVERNMENT, HE SAID THAT HE SHALL BE CALLED WONDERFUL COUNSELOR, PRINCE > >OF PEACE. > >IN RELIGION, HE SAID NO ONE COMES TO THE FATHER EXCEPT THROUGH HIM. > >SO WHO IS HE? > >HE IS JESUS! > >JOIN ME AND LET'S CELEBRATE HIM; HE IS WORTHY. > > > >THE EYES BEHOLDING THIS MESSAGE SHALL NOT BEHOLD EVIL, THE HAND THAT > >WILL SEND THIS MESSAGE TO EVERYBODY SHALL NOT LABOR IN VAIN, AND THE MOUTH > >SAYING AMEN TO THIS PRAYER SHALL SMILE FOREVER. REMAIN IN GOD AND SEEK HIS > > FACE ALWAYS.AMEN > > > >In GOD I've Found

Fulfill Me....
He lingered above her looking down lovingly His full lips moving sensuously against hers Tongues uniting in a kiss of the senses Then he moved down tortously slowly Placing butterfly kisses around her neck Even lower he kissed her shoulders His mouth then claimed her breasts Until her nipples were twin erections As hard in their desire as his own erection She pleaded for him to enter Her hands eager to ease him gently inside To set the tone that she desired In a tanttalizingly deliberate rhythm Making him cry out in unbearable desire The pace quickening Minds on a higher plane Begging for that final thrust The final fulfillment

Chek This Out
cheeek this out,,if you like to chat andhave fun an know whom your taklking too ....com too try fast...an go to my room on there..must have a cam an mic .heres a link hope to see you there make shure you add me on your list ...ANGER my ROOM called THE DEVILS PLAY GROUND. http://tryfast.com/

Money And How It Rules
a person is just awful. I have seen so many people fall apart because of money. So many things come up in ones life, like.. Having the money you need only for something to happen... loosing a loved one costs money.. medical help, costs money. Even some beaches in Africa, cost money to use! So where does that put us as a human race? rather fickle I would say. They say, "from rags to riches to rags again" That statement is so true, I am sitting here helplessly thinking about my dad and how much he did in his life and please God, has alot more to do. But money has jumped in and made sure that whatever empire my father built up for himself and the ones he holds close? falls apart, at his age. My heart breaks to hear his voice on the phone. I am helping him, but he had to phone me to let me know.. and that must have been the hardest thing in his life to do! and that is, ask his child for help. you see, he does not have to ask me, because I would give him my Soul if I coul

True Friends
Here are a few things I found to help you think the next time your bored and want to send a FRIEND something plz feel free to copy and save to your folder. I was inspired by on of our family members I hope she knows how she is (she sent me a few gifts along with a note). any how I got to thinking so Its obvisly hard for people to search out a good comment of friendship so here are some make some one smile send one out. www.hostdrjack.com www.hostdrjack.comwww.hostdrjack.comwww.hostdrjack.comwww.hostdrjack.comwww.hostdrjack.com

Family
Sisters and brothers Grow up to be fathers and mothers. No more fighting But forever writing. Can they make amends And become friends? When one dies The rest look to the skies. They are still living But can they be forgiving? We all need a reality dose And become close. For we never know When its our time to go. Now we must pray try to have a nice day. We must give up our attitude and have some gratitude. Published 1996. Written by me after my sister passed from cancer. Please ask before copying. Thanks Brew

My Imagination
My imagination runs wild with provoking thoughts and dream forming in my head. I imagine the day I make you mine, officially the day we wed. Oh, what a beautiful sight me the bride and you the groom. As our family and friends patiently wait as I enter the room. Oh ya gyrl is working her dress and looking good as can be, while you patiently wait at the alter with your hand held out to me. We recite our vows and say our I do's, an I think of all the things I've done to you. Damn, look at us we've made it through, me and you, saying I do. As the pastor pronounces use husband and wife, together, forever we'll live our life. We then make it official with a kiss, I always wished it'll come to this. But at the time I'd come to find my inmagination had got best of me yet another time. Everything I dreamed to come of me and you, ended with me only imagining it was coming true.

..... This Blog....
Okay... here's the question of the night for ya.... should I, or should I not make at least an attempt at keeping up with a blog? do you guys want to read whats in my head? Inquiring minds MUST know! :D

A Hell Of A Day!!
Bf screamed my name at 8am. After flying in here and after three days of not passing water, bf got an ambulance ride to the VA ER and they put a cathater (sp) on him and gave him some meds for his prostate. Arriving home, he has been hollering as it burns when he pees and was leaking a little. I called the ER and they said this is a normal occurance. I told the er that it is a wonder they did not hear him from here when he peed! I also told bf to leave the thing alone as he keeps messing with it as he fears the tube is coming out, threatens to pull it out when the burning occurs. My arms still hurts and my ears are starting to pop! Yay! This cold I had would not let my ears pop and I felt like I was stuck in a tunnel. The relief of pressure is wonderful! Now we wait for the ambulance bill! When my mom passed, the ambulance that took her less than a half of a mile sent her a bill for about $1200! Course, it was not paid! Maybe the VA will pay for bf's. *************** Couple

Why Couldn't You Have Met Me Halfway? (18mar07)
I've been thinking about certain things for a long time. I've finally realized that there's maybe only 2 or 3 people who actually really get me. It's been that way for years. I think that's the truest sign of my life. I wrote most of this when I got home last night... well, early this morning, rather. I was piss drunk. Pissed off. It's funny how one little thing can ruin an otherwise great night. One thing goes wrong, and the rest of the night goes to shit. Everything else goes wrong. It's the domino effect. Isn't it funny how the "domino effect" never happens to good things, only bad? It's time I face the music. I'm too bitter. Too jaded. Too pissed off to ever be able to resume that falcities that I once believed in. I'm too old, too. Too old to achieve the dreams I've always dreamt; The high-school sweetheart, the college life, the picture perfect marriage, the nice house, white pickett-fence, 2.5 kids, happy family. What's left? The torn and tattered remnants of a tortured life,

Why I Love You
I love you when you try to say what you mean and end up confuseing everybody. Somtimes yourself, too. I love you when you try to keep secrets from me, but end up telling me anyway. I love you when you get mad at me, then hug me two minutes later. I love you when you put the soap on the top ledge of the shower. I love you when you make me mad, then madder because you make me happy again. I love you when you listen to me complain about something stupid, when something important happened to you. I love you when you make up games out of nothing, and all of a sudden they have a mountain of rules. Even though they didn't excist five minutes ago. I love you when you cuddle with me, it's hard to sleep without you now. I love you when you tell me you'll never leave me, and mean it. I love you when your depressed, because it makes you look human, even though you scare me sometimes. I love you when you fling me over your shoulder, it's just cute. I love you when you forget what I tell

Tomb Of The Unknown Soldier
This is really an awesome sight to watch if you've never had the chance. Very fascinating. Tomb of the Unknown Soldier: 1. How many steps does the guard take during his walk across the tomb of the Unknowns and why? 21 steps. It alludes to the twenty-one gun salute, which is the highest honor given any military or foreign dignitary. 2. How long does he hesitate after his about face to begin his return walk and why? 21 seconds for the same reason as answer number 1. 3. Why are his gloves wet? His gloves are moistened to prevent his losing his grip on the rifle. 4. Does he carry his rifle on the same shoulder all the time and if not, why not? He carries the rifle on the shoulder away from the tomb. After his march across the path, he executes an about face and moves the rifle to the outside shoulder. 5. How often are the guards changed? Guards are changed every thirty minutes, twenty-four hours a day, 365 days a year. 6. What are the physical t

This Is My Change Of Address Notice...
This is my change of address notice: I have moved out from 1 Beggars Alley, located at 2 Poverty Lane at the corner of Bleak and Busted Circle. As of today, I have a brand new home!!! My new address is: Living Well on 3 Abundance Drive, located at the corner of Blessings Street and Prosperity Peak No longer will I allow myself to travel on Begging Peter to pay off Paul route, located at a dead end Intersection called: I Don't Have. It connect with Borrowers Junction. I no longer hang out at Failure's Place, near Excuses Avenue, next to Procrastination Point. I've moved on to an Upscale Community called "Higher Heights" with unlimited potential and opportunities for me to succeed. Look at me, each day that I'm awake, I am thankful to be a product of my new environment. I'M DRESSED IN LIFE'S FINEST. Let me introduce you to all of them: Conceive, Believe, Act on, Have Faith, Be Persistent, and Always be Prepared to Achieve. Life is good beca

Men To A Void Loving....
1). If a man wants you, nothing can keep him away from you. If he doesn't want you, nothing can make him stay. 2). Stop making excuses for a man and his behavior. 3). Allow your intuition (or spirit) to save you from heartache. 4). Stop trying to change yourselves for a relationship that's not meant to be. 5). Slower is better. 6). Never live your life for a man before you find out what makes you truly happy. 7). If a relationship ends because the man is not treating you as you deserve, then $#@! no you can't "be friends"! 8). Don't settle. 9). Don't stay because you think "it will get better". 10). The only person you can control in a relationship is "you". 11). Avoid men who have got a "bunch" of children by a "bunch" of different women

Ooorah!
OOORAH! Body: I just wanted to repost so everyone has a chance to see it & repost it, too. It may take you two minutes to read this, but if you do not take the time to read this you are one of the people this post is talking about. You stay up for 16 hours He stays up for days on end. _________________________ You take a warm shower to help you wake up. He goes days or weeks without running water. __________________________ You complain of a "headache", and call in sick. He gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forward. __________________________ You put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up with your friends. He still fights for your right to wear that shirt. __________________________ You make sure you're cell phone is in your pocket. He clutches the cross hanging on his chain next to his dog tags. __________________________ You talk trash about your "buddies" that aren't with you. He knows he may not

Walking The Walk
I have been posting to a mumm that I saw, regarding celebrating Easter. Do I celebrate Christ's resurrection, or with the Easter Bunny. Of course, I posted my response, but in the course of replies, somehow got on the subj. with one guy about religion in general. He was definately done wrong by "so called" Christians...and a particular church...which he did not mention the denomination. I guess what started this was his stereotyping all priest, ministers, as child molesters, and money hungry. WHY...do people have to do this? We do not assume that all black people belong to gangs, or that all Native American's are alcoholics, or all Germans Nazis...WHY do people assume that ALL Christians are hypocrites? I'll tell you....because TOO MANY PEOPLE, see Christians TALKING THE TALK...BUT NOT WALKING THE WALK. So...I suppose this blog is most generally directed towards Christians. WHEN...will we realize, that we can TALK ALL WE WANT...BUT...if people do not see us living the liv

Welcome To The World
There are a lot of people who believe in extra-terrestrial life. I do to be honest. However, at this point we should have had some form of confirmation through radio signal or other electrical signal of these beings existence. There is a reason for that. Earth is the dork planet of the universe. The aliens coming by to anal probe people are doing the equivalent of high school hazing on the freshman. We are sealed off with a giant dork wall and there are a couple of very good reasons. Now, what planet do we live on? It's earth, which in greek is terra. That means dirt. We named our planet dirt. Thats not the end though. The start we orbit. Its called the sun. Its a sun, but we call it the sun. We are a creative bunch aren't we. No guess what our solar system is called. There are two pretty common names. The sol system and the terran system. We named where we live the dirt system. We live in the dirt system. Its like we live on planet swapmeet when you say that. Come

Update On The Job Front
Well, when it rains, it pours. I've been interviewing like a madman lately. It's been mostly A/V jobs, offering good salaries. There is one interview that I have scheduled for Tuesday, however, that I'm really excited about. Yesterday, I got a call from Lockheed Martin, who seemed VERY interested in hiring me for a Technician position (besides dealing with electrical and mechanical equipment, they didn't reveal much more than that). The initial position is simply entry level, with no security clearance needed, but still offering a very nice salary. It was also stated during the phone interview yesterday, that if they hire me, they would like to try and move me up as quickly as possible (meaning getting my security clearance, better pay, and being in a position to learn a LOT). This is VERY exciting for me, and I will be doing EVERYTHING I can to make sure this works out. This is the big time. Mom always said I should get into the aerospace field. Looks like this is my chance.

-----------------------friends--------------------
FRIENDS ARE VERY SPECIAL PEOPLE WHO ACCEPT EACH OTHER WITH UNCONDITIONAL CARING,THEY RECOGNIZE EACH OTHER TALENTS AND FAULTS AND ACKNOWLEDGE THEM WITHOUT JUDGEMENT THEY ARE INCAPABLE OF TURNING AWAY WHEN TIMES ARE TOUGHT AND LIFE'S PROBLEMS SEEM HARD TO BEAR INSTEAD, THEY ENCOURAGE EACH SO THEY CAN ENJOY THE GOOD TIMES AND FIX STRENGTH TO ENDURE THE BAD TIMES, THEY'RE NEVER AFRAID TO SAY WHAT THEY FEEL AND CAN BE HONEST WITOUT CAUSING HURT OR PAIN, THEY CAN DEPEND ON EACH OTHER BECAUSE THEY HAVE THE KIND OF TRUST THAT ALLOWS THEM TO SHARE THE BEST AND WORST OF THEIR LIVES WITH LAUGHTER AND WITHOUT FEAR.

How Rude
Error: you're not allowed to do this. I get that anytime I try and comment on ANYTHING! that means mums and pics stashes including my own shit..I;ve been very careful not to rate or comment to fast now this..well fuck you! I wrote the help longue thingy now just waiting for a responce...I can't even comment on my own fucking blog Fucking Hell!

I Really Want To Know
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would like to have sex with? 2. Do they know it? 3. Have you had sex with anyone on you friend’s list? 4. Do you like making love or having hott sex? 5. Have your ever had a 3 some? 6. What is your favorite position? 7. Do you want to have sex with the person who posted this? 8. Give or receive oral? 9. Kinky or sneaky? 10. Loud or quiet? 11. Ruff of soft? 12. Foreplay or not? 13. Do you like to bite or be bitten? 14. Spank or be spanked? 15. Condoms or not? 16. Masturbate or not? 17. Role-playing or not? 18. Are you brave enough to re-post this? send this back to me?

Be True To Yourself
The best kind of friend is the kind you can sit on a porch and swing with, never say a word, and then walk away feeling like it was the best conversation you've ever had. It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives. Giving someone all your love is never an assurance that they'll love you back! Don't expect love in return; just wait for it to grow in their heart but if it doesn't, be content it grew in yours. It takes only a minute to get a crush on someone, an hour to like someone, and a day to love someone, but it takes a lifetime to forget someone. Don't go for looks; they can deceive. Don't go for wealth; even that fades away. Go for someone who makes you smile because it takes only a smile to make a dark day seem bright. Find the one that makes your heart smile. May you have enough happiness to make you sweet, enough trials to make you strong, enough sorrow t

Easter Without My Mom For The First Time And The Memories It Brings
It's about the last of the major holidays she loved that we'll be without her for the first time; only one more big one, our 22nd anniversary, to go. Then of course the first anniversary of her being gone, on the 4th of July. But it's not the maudlin and sad I want to remember but the love and tenderness that marked my Easter's as a kid. They'd start off with our getting up early (well living on a farm we did that anyway but we'd get up early enough to catch the sunrise from the dam around our pond where we could see for miles. We'd greet the day with a silent prayer and then, oh then the fun began! We had 70 acres in which to hide Easter Eggs, and even though I was a teenager by the time we moved back to the farm, I had a blast hiding the eggs in all kinds of places...use your imagination as you have a barn, boxcar, and 30 acres of fence and hedgerow, not to mention a river, to hide eggs in. Our egg hunts would last hours and yet, in all that time, not one of my younger cou

It's Amazing To Me Now That I've Become More Active Downvoters Are Turning Out In Droves To Drive My Pics Rating Down
I really could care less, just find it interesting that the more friends I make on here the more and more frequently my profile photos are being nailed with 1's and 2's, especially right after adding someone. If that's how they get their kicks then more power to them but I think it's pathetic! Edit: I meant the downvoters, not the friends I added..just wanted to make that clear! Oh and Hoppy Easter all! :)

So, Who Reads These?
A few people do. The really awesome ones. So to all you who do actually read this, Happy easter. I've been busy working on school stuff the last few days. Homework is basically goint to be my weekend, and other days until the end of the month. The last month of school sux. It's alot of work, studying, reading, writing, all that stuff that makes my head hurt. It also distracts me and I forgett to eat cuz I'm so busy, so my stomach hurts too. I've been eating lots of cheese to go with my wine when I do eat though. Tomarrow is a math day I guess. Hopefully I atleast get enough done to be cought up with stuff. I have to do well on the next test. If I don't, it's the second time I fail this class, and bad things happen. NOt really failing, so to speak, but I got a D+ lastime, and I need a C to get credit in it. If I don't get atleast a c, I'm not sure exactly what happens. But I'll probably end up taking the philisiphy class that can be used as the quanitative literacy credit. I mig

No More Nonsense Reposts
I have been reposting pretty much anything anything on my friends list asked. Well after seeing the absolute bullshit being reposted, and only 1 or 2 even looking at anything I post at all, I have decided that unless it's regarding children's issues, abuse issues, or military/law enforcement/firefighter support, it's not gonna happen any more. Let the high level VIC's do all the bullshit posts for contests, etc. I've even seen one person repost the same damn thing 9 times in 15 minutes just to keep it on top of the others. Holy fuck no more. And if others would do the same, the bulletin area would be a much more respectable place.

How Open Minded Are You
You Are 76% Open Minded You are so open minded that your brain may have fallen out! Well, not really. But you may be confused on where you stand. You don't have a judgemental bone in your body, and you're very accepting. You enjoy the best of every life philosophy, even if you sometimes contradict yourself.How Open Minded Are You?

Sunday Morning Ramblings
Thinking back a couple of years ago when I lived in town I would always sit under the carport late at night in the summertime. We lived on a little cut off street that ran into main street and late at night I would watch the STREET WALKERS doing their thing..lol..Oh yea! even in a small town we have them to.There was a Pentecostal church that was one house up from me,which at the time a friend of mine was the pastor ,his name is George,,,{George rides a harley he is pretty cool},, he is also a retired MIL. Chaplin and he had this thing about underlineing verses in the bible for me to read about the HINDI beliefs.He never could understand why I took so much interest in learning about it..Heck Sometimes I wonder myself..One thing I loved messing with his head..lol.George liked to freaked oneday when he asked why I did not go to church and my words were...Well George I can go 4 different ways in my life right now and from right here ..{1.}I was raised Southern Bapist,{2}I live next door t

Judgment Day For A Police Officer
Judgment Day for a Police Officer The policeman stood and faced his God, Which must always come to pass. He hoped his shoes were shining. Just as brightly as his brass. "Step forward now, Policeman. How shall I deal with you? Have you always turned the other cheek? To my Church have you been true?" The policeman squared his shoulders and said, "No, Lord I guess I ain't, Because those of us who carry badges Can't always be a Saint. I've had to work most Sundays, And at times my work was rough, and sometimes I've been violent, Because the streets are awfully tough. But I never took a penny, That wasn't mine to keep, I worked a lot of overtime When the bills just got too steep. And I never passed a cry for help, Though at times I shook with fear. And sometimes, God forgive me, I've wept unmanly tears. I know I don't deserve a place among the people here. They never wanted me around Except to calm their fear. If you've a place for me here, L

First Ever Blond Guy Joke!!!!
The first blond guy joke? The very first ever Blonde GUY joke... .. And well worth the wait! An Irishman , a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building." The Mexican! opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too." The blond e opened his lunch and said, "Bologna again! If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too." The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death. The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too. The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well. At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, "If I'd known how really tired h

Natural Highs
Natural Highs 1. Falling in love. 2. Laughing so hard your face hurts. 3. A hot shower. 4. No lines at the supermarket 5. A special glance. 6. Getting mail 7. Taking a drive on a pretty road. 8. Hearing your favorite song on the radio. 9. Lying in bed listening to the rain outside. 10. Hot towels fresh out of the dryer. 11. Chocolate milkshake.. (or vanilla or strawberry!) 12. A bubble bath. 13. Giggling. 14. A good conversation. 15. The beach 16. Finding a 20 dollar bill in your coat from last winter. 17. Laughing at yourself. 19. Midnight phone calls that last for hours. 20. Running through sprinklers. 21. Laughing for absolutely no reason at all. 22. Having someone tell you that you're beautiful. 23. Laughing at an inside joke. 24. Friends. 25. Accidentally overhearing someone say someth

The Mayo Jar And 2 Cups Of Coffee
The Mayonnaise Jar and 2 Cups of Coffee When things in your lives seem almost too much to handle, when 24 hours in a day are not enough, remember the mayonnaise jar and the 2 cups of coffee. a professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, he wordlessly picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed that it was. The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles rolled into the open areas between the golf balls. He then asked the students again if the jar was full. They agreed it was. The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar. Of course, the sand filled up everything else. He asked once more if the jar was full. The students responded with an unanimous "yes." The professor then produced two cups of coffee from under the table

Thoughts 2 Ponder
THOUGHTS TO PONDER (IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER, ACTUALLY) Number 10 - Life is sexually transmitted. Number 9 - Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. Number 8 - Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich! Number 7 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet, and they won't bother you for weeks. Number 6 - Some people are like a Slinky; not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs. Number 5 - Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals,dying of nothing. Number 4 - All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism. Number 3 - Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200, but a substantial tax cut saves you only 30 cents? Number 2 - In the 60's, people took acid, to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and peopl

Question Your Assumptions
What assumptions have you already made about today, and why? Consider that some of those assumptions may no longer be accurate, and may very well be holding you back. It's comfortable and convenient to assume you can't do something. Yet such an assumption quickly turns into a continuing limitation that you place on yourself. Things that were true for you many years ago may no longer have any validity. By holding on to those old assumptions, you prevent yourself from making the most of the new opportunities that come your way. Think of how dramatically the world has changed in the last ten or twenty years. Have your assumptions about your own possibilities kept pace? You may be carrying assumptions that were placed in your mind by people who no longer play a role in your life. Take a close look at the choices and decisions you make, at the goals and aspirations you hold, and examine the assumptions behind them. Make it a point to regularly question your assumptions. By so doin

Gettign To Know Ya
Fill this out by replying 1. What is your name? 2. When is your Birthday? 3. What is your e-mail address? 4. Do you smoke? 5. How many sexuall partners have you had? 6. If you can't answer, is it really that many? 7. Can you cook? 8. What was your dream growing up? 9. What talent do you wish you had? 10. Favorite place? 11. G-strings or thongs? 12. What was the last book you read? 13. What zodiac sign are u? 14. Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? 15. Worst Habit? 16. Do we know each other outside of CherryTap and if not why don't we? 17. What is your favorite sport? 18. Pesimist or Optimist attitude? 19. What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me? 20. Worst thing to ever happen to you? 21. Tell me one weird fact about you: 22. Do have any pets? 23. Do u know how to do the macerana? 24. What time is it where u are now? 25. What is your favorite flower? 26. If you could change one thing about how you

Plz I Need Help Guys .....earn Vip Gifts For Bombing My Pic Anyone Everyone
~*~ SeXxY * MaMa~*~ (repost of original by '$R Whi+e Knigh+~CONFEDERATE BOMBERS FAMILY MOD~CLUB HOUSE CHERRY TAP MOD~A.F.H ENLIGHTENMENT MOD~' on '2007-04-07 23:35:03')

Reflections Of A Pointless Life
Today I shall ramble on about the reflections of my pointless life. Let's take a moment to fully understand the word "reflections". The word reflections, as described by the Wiccan Encyclopedia of Encantations, is "the mere thought or memory of ones self". No other explanation is needed. When I look back on my life up to this point, I am amazed that I am even here to say these things. While like most, I have skeletons in my own closet amidst things that I wish were done differently, I can't help but think my life would have turned out the same exact way. This is a sad note contrary to the belief that every action we make will ultimately decide our future. I found myself today wondering about my own future. And as I have thought about it from time to time, it was all put into perspective this morning whilst talking to my friend. He made a few comments about his own life and the possible directions it was headed, and I recalled past conversations where I had advised "what I would

Mother's Day Contest Begins Thursday April 12th
The Free 30day Mother’s Day Giveaway is about to begin, it will start at 6pm Pacific Time on Thursday April 12th 2007 The Grand Prize is a 30 day blast Second Place is a 7 day blast Third Place is a 3 day blast Fourth Place is a 1 day blast Below are the links to everyone’s pictures and following that are the way that the prizes will be given away. GOOD LUCK EVERYONE.

If You're Not In Love With A Soldier
IF YOU'RE NOT IN LOVE WITH A SOLDIER If you're not in love with a soldier, you can't know adventure. You don't know smelly gray PT uniforms that require a daily washing. You can't understand green and brown camouflaged bags flooding your bedroom floor. If you're not in love with a soldier, you can't understand the meaning of the phrase "going to the field" and the weeks you spend away from each other. If you're not in love with a soldier, you can never imagine the hole in your heart when that phone call comes? "Honey, I am leaving tomorrow to go overseas. I don't know how long I will be gone or exactly where I am going, but I want you to know that I love you - always!" If you're not in love with a soldier, you don't know what it's like to say that final good-bye. You don't know what it really means to be glued to the television. You don't understand fear and you can't possibly understand the sleepless nights of endless crying wondering if you will e

Shit
Man blogs are stupid no one really then unless they are your really good friend which is very few on here.... i have about three maybe that really do care.... other then that everyone else seem fake.... anyways so much for a blog that no one wil read except probably Jay cause hes a true friend and maybe Dan if he notices or Rick if he notices but on one e;lse will read it... but oh well its a good way to just vent and i have been needing to do aolt of that lately.......Anyways laters

Soulmate
A soulmate is so rare to find, that the wonder of actually finding yours can leave you breathless at the joy and wonder of your love - love that gives so much meaning to life. I wade through a life with no meaning, with no desire or aspiration, every day redundant of the one past. One day the sun breaks through the cloud that is my life, and fills my days with a blinding light. You. And everything becomes precious and sacred, you become my passion, my frenzy, my fantasy, my ecstasy. You are my every moment, my every breath. My soulmate. By Jayzee ...Posted by ~THE GUY~

Just Sitting Here
I'm sitting here listening to music, letting my mind wander. I have had my trials in life as we all have, but overall, my life is going pretty well. I have a family that I adore, I love my classes in college and am very excited about starting a new chapter in my life. It hopes to be new and exciting with some similar experiences to be enjoyed as well as some new adventures to be had. These new experiences are going to involve some travel, but that part of it is also very inticing to me, for I will be traveling to destinations that I have yet to experience firsthand. I know I am just rambling, but when I am excited about something, I tend to put it to pen....or keyboard as the case may be.... Have a great weekend to those who read this... ~Pounce!!!

Bordom Strikes Again.....
I thought you might like to see some other pictures I¡¦ve taken. So here is the link http://miamiphotomeetup.org/gallery2/main.php look for a thumbnail image with my name ¡§Brian Powell¡¨ click on it and you will see a few picture albums to view. If you have any cool picture idea¡¦s shoot them over ƒº. Oh and feel free to make comments and criticism.

I Believe
Have a seat.... relax... and read this slowly. It sums it all up......... I believe - ....that just because two people argue, it doesn't mean they don't love each other And just because they don't argue, it doesn't mean they do. I believe - ...that we don't have to change friends if we understand that friends change. I believe - ...that no matter how good a friend is, they're going to hurt you every once in a while and you must forgive them for that. I believe - .....that true friendship continues to grow, even over the longest distance. Same goes for true love. I believe - .....that you can do something in an instant that will give you heartache for life . I believe - ....that it's taking me a long time to become the person I want to be. I believe - .....that you should always leave loved ones with loving words. It may be the last time you see them. I believe - .....that you can keep going long after you think you can't. I believe -

Best Kid Contest Starts Tommorrow Morning At 9 Am
~*~ Kid Contest!~*~ I'm doing a kid contest! Kids any age can join! 1st Kid Is...... with 1 comments 2nd Kid is...... with 1 comments 3rd Kid is...... with 1 comments 4th Kid is...... with 1 comments 5th Kid is...... with 1 comments 6th Kid is...... with 1 comments 7th Kid is...... with 1 comments 8th Kid is..... with 1 comments 9th Kid is..... with 1 comments 10th Kid is..... with 1 comments 11th Kid is...... with 1 comments 12th Kid is...... with 1 comments 13th Kid is......

Only A Fool...
Only a fool would deeply treasure every speck of dust that covered the paper which represented a place we would go Enclosed in plastic surrounded by intensity it manages to grow But I’m learning hard lesson as it is to let it all go How to carefully measure the devotion to you that I cannot show Only a fool would value so much of your contagious smile and your tender touch that shouldn’t mean anything to others — but does to me More than you will ever know

Being Stalked....
You're going to have to excuse me, this psycho texan man is stalking me and now it would seem he has his friends doing it also, so I am taking some leave for a while, meanwhile I hope these children all learn to grow up. My God The Children Do Not Give Up! I have asked politely, I have blocked profiles from contacting me, I have deleted my own profiles on ceratin websites, alas, the stalkers do not give up. It has become quite obvious that these people have such meaningless lives that they need to interfere with other people and caus drama where it is not needed. They are people that lack love and crave attention in any way possible, even if it does mean causing others distress. It is sad. Their latest plan is to put comments on a profile on Cherrytap saying that I hacked it and to send me lots of nasty messages, with a link to my profile. What will this gain? Even these peoples friends are joining in. People who do not know me! I would never ever harrass anybody or send

:)
Call my messages Cuz your phone is dead Just to hear ur voice and let it dance around in my head So many dreams So much love between us No more fears, no more tears We can and will withstand thru the years The headgames others play with each others minds We only use on each others bodies Nothing left to prove Knowing our love is one of a kind Our way to each other is all we need to find......

I Lost Everything!!!!
ok..so i moved into this house...and when the water was turned on..there were two huge water leaks under the house..when the landlord found out....BAM he decided that to say that we were never approved to move in and we were tresspassing and gave us a week to get out...all because he didnt want to fix the pipes.....then he said I never singed a lease and that the house was not ready to move into..yet there was a for rent sign and he gave me a key...needless to say after my week was up and we had not yet moved our stuff he had the police kick in the doors to the house and all my stuff was ransacked and ruined and gone through by all who walked by...I lost everything i owend...now everything I could save fits into my jeep...which goes to show that when your life is sucking ass...it just gets worse!!!!!

Subject: Immigrant
A Somali arrives in Minneapolis as a new immigrant to the United States. He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, "Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country, giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!" The passerby says, "You are mistaken, I am Mexican." The man goes on and encounters another passerby. "Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America!" The person says, "I not American, I Vietnamese." The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, "Thank you for the wonderful America!" That person puts up his hand and says, "I am from Middle East, I am not American!" He finally sees a nice lady and asks, "Are you an American?" She says, "No, I am from Russia!" Puzzled, he asks her, "Where are all the Americans?" The Russian lady checks her watch and says..."Probably at work."

Moon Baby - Godsmack
"Moon Baby" Let's take a blast to the moon baby I sit around wishing you well how I'm craving you, yeah! Every time I'm near you I always wanna swallow you down I'll be right here if ya' need me In my life, I'll need you here, don't ask why I'll never disappear why is it everyday that I feel the pain? Let's take a trip to the stars far away where were you when I was down? Staring into the dead my pain is caused by my pleasure my soul mate lives in your body I can't get you out of my head It never goes away In my life I'll need you here, don't ask why I'll never disappear In your eyes you can bid me farwell but don't ever try to understand the situation why is it everyday that I feel the pain? It always comes when I least expect it when I'm looking for love always seem to be regretting it Why is it everyday that I feel the pain?

Incase You Need More Stuff To Waste Your Time
Incase you don't have enough stuff to waste your time.Some weird ICP online game. It's interesting. People seem to either love icp, or hate them, or plain never heard of them. I like a lot of their songs. There is a lot of satire, weird shit.things to think about. It's just fun, directly entertaining music, for me. I spent much of my day sleeping. Not because I was tired, but I like my dreams better than reality. But I guess sleeping, is time I should be spending making my reality better. So I guess it's one of those awefull addicting drug sorts of things. It's bad, and a waste of time all together? lol. Or I should stay away from the extremes when it comes to sleep, and just get 8 or 9 hrs atmost for the night, or day or whatever. But remember, moderation is best in moderation. Ya'll have a happy sunday, and if you know any of them weird juggallo people, pass the link along to them. Even if I didn't like ICP's music, I think I'd still support the site because I like strang

Make Good Fortune Last
Every Full Moon light a white (blessing) and a pink (happiness) and black candle in gratitude to the Fates. View the Moon before you light them, then say: The kind Fates have blessed my home, The kind Fates have blessed my heart, The kind Fates have blessed my loved ones, I offer thanks with a humble heart. I thank the Goddess for my life, I thank the Goddess for my love. I thank the Goddess for continued blessings already on their way. Blessed be. Also burn some high-quality incense, the best you have. Do this each month to make your good fortune last.

Artist Contet Now Open!
Trying to find the ~ Best Artist ~ On CT! HAS TO BE OF YOUR OWN DESIGN WORK ! EITHER BLK/GRY DESIGNS OR BETTER YET ANY ART DESIGN MADE BY YOU. ALL ART DESIGNS ARE ELEGIBLE MADE BY A PC PROGRAM IS ELEGIBLE FOR ENTRY! Morphs are also allowed in contest! 1st Pic is...... with 1 comments 2nd Pic is...... with 1 comments 3rd Pic is...... with 1 comments 4th Pic is...... with 1 comments Comment bombing and self bombing is allowed! Contest will start 4/16 thur 4/23. If u would like to enter Plz send pic link to my messages and i will enter you in contest or tell me which pic and i will rip it for u! Great prizes to be given away! Thanks Maria Click on pic to enter contest! ~*~SeXxY ~*~ MaMa~*~ MaRiA~*~Owner of A.F.H~*~And ~*~Angel * Family~*~@ CherryTAP

Marriages Are Made In Heaven
Marriages are made in heaven , then what are made in Hell? Ans : the days after marriage During Marriage ceremony why is the bridegroom is made to sit on the horse ? He is given his last chance to run away. I wrote ur name on the sand ............ . it got washed away, I wrote ur name in air......... ......... ........ it got blown away, So i wrote ur name in my heart....... ...... I got a HEART ATTACK LOVE is like a CIGAR It starts with a fire..... continues with smoke.....and ends in ashes... But dont worry - we are chain smokers ur smile can be compared to a flower ur voice can be compared to a cuckoo ur inocence to a child but in stupidity u have no comparison u r the best True love is like a pillow u can hug when u r in trouble u can cry on when u r in pain & u can embrace when u r happy so when u need true love spend Rs.50/-Buy a pillow Dear Friend, when i ask u flower, u give me bouquet when i ask u a ston

Moving Violation
Moving Violation Cheryl was a solicitor by trade, not the best in the business but she was still young, and had worked hard to get her junior partnership. Recently the long hours and 7 day weeks had taken their toll and she had become increasingly snappy. Finally her boss John Grebowski had called her in to his office and suggested this break. It had been a solid week since then but she couldn't remember feeling so alive. With a chuckle she pressed down on the accelerator and let her car speed pick up speed. Suddenly her peace was shattered as she heard the wail of a siren; she glanced in the rear view and saw the flashing lights of a motorcycle cop behind her. "Dammit" she cursed. Trust her luck to have her speed past the only hick cop in 30 miles. The cop pulled up alongside her and motioned to the side of the road. Cheryl complied and pulled up on the shoulder of the secluded road. "Good morning, Miss". "Were you aware that you were doing 40 over the lim

Still Kicking
Sorry hasnt been around much lately , just dealing with the real time drama of raising teenagers, all i can say is its not fun for sure lol...... anyway, will try to be around more often, is usually always on yahoo for those that have that name and wanted to thank each of you that left me some love while i was off dealing with real time stuff... loves ya bunches

Another One.
it seems like i am having bad nights more and more. I feel awful. I know its pathetic and really my own fault and i have no idea why i have the urge to post it on here for everybody to see. I dont need anybody out there knowing my problems. Yet here i am. Spilling my guts to you. I know most of you could give a rats ass about me. Most of you are here for the ratings only and could actually give a fuck about actually being friendly. But I am a friendly guy, and not the type of friendly you have to worry about. I have been seperated (divorce is $$$ i dont have right now) for two years. I have been alone that entire time except for my daughters. Any of the people I talk too will vouch, i am flirty but i do not come one to people or make them feel uncomfortable. I believe only a very small fraction of a percentage of people who meet online, make that right connection. So, while i may flirt i have no intentions of trying to be anyones boyfriend on here. I am here for friends. Wow, got a li

10 Minute Ban?
Has anyone else been hit with this yet? I wait almost 15 seconds between rating photos, blogs, etc. and I get the message that I'm flooding the server and that I'm banned for 10 minutes. What gives? I know that it was supposed to hit for under 3 seconds, but (let's do the math on this one...) 15 seconds is 5 times longer. How in the world can I be flooding the server by rating every 15 seconds, that's 4 rates a minute, as opposed to the 20 rates a minute that 3 seconds gives you. Oh well...

Loss
So one of my closest friends on here lost somebody extremely important to her a year ago today. I know words could never bring this person back, but I also know they can help the healing of a broken heart. I just want her to know that I'm here for her and that she doesnt have to be alone.

You Asked For Honesty
***fill out your own answers*** 1. Anal or oral? ORAL 2. Chocolate or whip Cream? BOTH 3. Ice or feathers? ICE? 4. Two girls and a guy or two guys and a girl? 2 GIRLS 5. Movie porn or live porn? HMMM, LOL, DON'T KNOW 6. What do you wear to bed ? NOTHING 7. Love making or hard fucking? HARD 8. Do you shave ? YES 9. Spit or swallow? SWALLOW 10. Do you masturbate ? YES 11. Whats your turn on ? KISSED ON NECK... 12. Whats your favorite position ? DOGGIE 13. Do you belive in no glove no love ? DEPENDS 14. Where would you really love to have sex ? BEACH 15. How long can you go ? (and be honest) AS LONG AS NECESSARY 16. Bondage or soft & gentle ? SOFT, IM NOT GETTIN TIED UP 17. Have you ever had sex in public ? YES 18. Do you touch yourself and get turned on ? YES 19. Is there anyone on your mind you want to have sex with ? YES 20. List one person on your friends/family/fan list you would have sex with? PLEAD THE 5

Back To Blogging, Lol! At My Sister's Pad, And It's Not A Nice Visit.
Hey, its been a minute since I last blogged, hasn't it? Well, let's update the CT population, shall we? I am at my sister's house and it's not a regular "Hey, what's up?" visit. I've been here since Sunday and she's taking care of me. Remember the left ovary pain I've mentioned in previous blog entries? It has grown to the point of my older sister having to care for me and tend to my children for me. That's why I'm at her house. I have to consume painkillers throughout the day to put me to sleep because they DON'T curb the pain. At all. The Vicodin I have doesn't work much. Fortunately, I have an appointment this Thursday. I went to the ER last Monday and was told I either have: -Ovarian Cysts -Ectopic Pregnancy -Ovarian Cancer -Cervical Cancer Great. Well, that's life, right? What can I do? Pray for me. Until fingers and keyboard meet again, Indee

50 Mistakes Women Make During Sex
just some stuff a friend sent me 50 mistakes women make during sex i dont know 1. Assuming he can get a raging hard on when it suits you. Contrary to popular belief, men can't just flip a switch and get it up because you decided to stop being a frigid bitch. Getting it hard is your job. I suggest you figure it out. 2. Thinking that kissing needs to be this sweet romantic thing all the time. Sometimes pressing your lips against your partners mouth while you get off is the hot. It depends on the situation. 3. Leaving him responsible for your orgasm. You know what gets you off. Tell him. If you don't, it's your own fault when he's snoozing and you're all wound up. 4. Expecting him to cuddle. Men and women are wired differently. Sex makes most women want to talk and bond and all that shit. It makes men pass out. It's a biological thing. Stop fighting it, and stop holding it over his head, it's not his fault. 5. Expecting him to fall asleep with you in his arms. That shit is

Basement Is Flooded
Until this stupid moisture ceases where i live I will be spending the majority of my time sucking...haha WATER out of my basement...bunch of pervs I adore ya...but I can't sit and type so please dont think I am ignoring you...I am bored in my basement watching water be sucked up to be pumped out....if you dont know this about me yet you do now..I FUCKING HATE CONNECTICUT RAIN!!!!! there i said it...I feel a little better :Þ not that half of my "friends" will read this but those who do care about me will...lol so thanks for reading what i have taken time to type!!! infact if you have 50 cherry bucks maybe you could flood me with the dirty weeds so they could suck out the water faster :) if not thats cool but it would be fun to see how many ppl want to help me dry out my basement LOL mad loves!!

A Great Life Lesson
An elderly Chinese woman had two large pots, each hung on the ends of a pole which she carried across her neck. One of the pots had a crack in it while the other pot was perfect and always delivered a full portion of water. At the end of the long walks from the stream to the house, the cracked pot arrived only half full. For a full two years this went on daily, with the woman bringing home only one and a half pots of water. Of course, the perfect pot was proud of its accomplishments. But the poor cracked pot was ashamed of its own imperfection, and miserable that it could only do half of what it had been made to do. After two years of what it perceived to be B bitter failure, it spoke to the woman one day by the stream. "I am ashamed of myself, because this crack in my side causes water to leak out all the way back to your house." The old woman smiled, "Did you notice that there are flowers on your side of the path, but not on the other

Sex With A Bbw
Sex with a BBW She sits on my cock, it’s heavenly, Bouncing and jiggling, it’s to die for, Face sitting, it is done heavily, On a rug is OK, but not the floor. Her jugs are always gigantic, Definitely more than a mouthful, If she had been on the Titanic, She’d have filled the hole with a breastful. With an ass that’s bigger than another, Softer than any other chick’s, A bum that is broad as two others, It can take and satisfy all dicks. If you like your babes dainty, You’ve cum to the wrong place, no maybe.

Rehabbed Rivals Share A Lot
The hardest part is not the waiting, it is the hoping. There were times when Tim Connolly was recovering from his two concussions that his spirits hurt worse than his head. It was tough getting through the days when he felt better, then worse, then better. It was difficult believing, as he was sitting out nearly a full season on two occasions, that there would be a night like tonight, when he finally appears in a playoff game at Nassau Coliseum. Nor could the Sabres center ever have believed, when he didn’t miss a single game because of injury through his first four years in the NHL, that he would be in the position of sympathizing with the other team’s goalie. But sure enough, Connolly and Rick DiPietro — back-toback Islanders first-round draft picks in 1999 and 2000 — said almost the exact thing about the stretch of hard road they share. “It’s not something you want to see anybody go through,” said Connolly, 25, whose concussion last May 8 kept him out until the final two

Medal Of Honor For Scio Marine
Medal of Honor for Scio Marine The nation's highest military honor was awarded posthumously today to Corporal Jason Dunham, a Marine from Scio, New York. Marine Corporal Jason Dunham Click here to send Cpl. Dunham's family a message The messages will be posted in the WNY Pictures of Pride page. The following is a brief description from the Pentagon of what Cpl. Dunham did to earn the Medal of Honor. Medal of Honor presentation From the Pentagon: Cpl. Dunham's squad was conducting a reconnaissance mission in Karabilah, Iraq, on April 14, 2004, when a nearby convoy returning to base was ambushed. Hearing gunfire, Dunham and his squad rushed over to help suppress the attack. He led a team a few blocks south of the immediate ambush site and ordered his squad to block seven vehicles attempting to leave. As they approached, an Iraqi insurgent jumped out of one of the vehicles and grabbed Dunham by the throat. As Dunham fought the enemy hand-to-hand, two Ma

Rude And Funny...
RUDE TO VERY RUDE 1) Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother. ____________________________________________ 2) How do you embarrass an archeologist? Give him a tampon and ask him which period it came from. ____________________________________________ 3) What's the difference between a bitch and a whore? A whore sleeps with everybody at the party; A bitch sleeps with everybody at the party except you. ____________________________________________ 4) What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off? Spitting, swallowing, and gargling. ____________________________________________ 5) What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife? A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry. ____________________________________________ 6) What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? The

Life Is A Twisted Road
Life is a twisted and rocky path we all must take, and it is with our hearts and souls on a bet for love we all will steak. And when we find the love we have searched for-fore all time. It is as if, for one blinding second we touch the face of the devine. For it is from heaven-on high that love is sent down onto us from up-above. Brought to our heart on the wings of snow-white doves. And when we have that love, we just want too cry, tears of joy and happiness and a breath and lusty sigh. But when we loose those we love, it is felt with a soul-felt pain. And the tears of all the Angels of Heaven fall down apon us like a soft and bitter rain. And we walk within a world of darkness-and pain, doing all that we can to keep us sain, till that one special day that we will find love once again. done by christine

Worst Enemy- My Newest Work, I Like It
Worst Enemy 4-18-2007 Sometimes I feel as if I am looking at my life pass, Watching myself in pain, tears trickle as I stare through the glass. I hold my head high putting on a fake smile Hoping it will hide the pain I put myself through. The truth is I am my enemy, the one that kills my heart, The one who drowns the misery. You used to be the thing that kept me going, The reason I woke up, the reason I ever began to try. But I took you away too, for I know I will never be happy with you Till I can learn to love myself.

(of Course Copied From Myspace....)
I woke up about 15 minutes ago. I was lying there.... thinking as always. This is why i never get sleep... I think too damned much.... And of course the usual stuff floated into my head. It started w/ Derek... and the situation with him.... and how I was planning this email I was going to send to him... and then it made me think about everything going on.... and then led me to thinking about Lindon.... and I just had this.... i don't know what to call it... fucking light bulb, click on in my head.... I can't change how someone feels.... Now that MAY not sound like something that people wake up after 2 hours of sleep about.... BUT IN MY WORLD IT IS!!! I have spent SO much of my life trying to change how people feel... my grandma.... my grandpa... my brother... lindon.... derek.... and somehow, for some reason this morning... it dawns on me... i can't change how they feel... nothing i can say can change it.... I can say shit maybe to influence it.... or to give them other things to thin

Song
You had my heart, and we'll never be world apart Maybe in magazines, but you'll still be my star Baby cause in the Dark, You can see shiny Cars And that's when you need me there With you I'll always share Because When the sun shines We’ll shine together Told you I'll be here forever That I'll always be your friend Took an oath Imma stick it out 'till the end Now that it's raining more than ever Know that we still have each other You can stand under my Umbrella You can stand under my Umbrella (Ella ella eh eh eh) Under my umbrella (ella ella eh eh eh) Under my umbrella (ella ella eh eh eh) Under my umbrella (ella ella eh eh eh eh eh eh) These fancy things, will never come in between You're part of my entity, Here for Infinity When the war has took it's part When the world has dealt it's cards If the hand is hard, Together we'll mend your heart Because .. When the sun shines We'll shine together Told you I'll be here forever That I'll always be your f

Prayers
On Tuesday morning 32 kids woke up not knowing it would be the last day of their lives. Their parents woke up that morning thinking they would see their kids for summer break, have them home for Thanksgiving, and Christmas only to find out that these just past were the last ones they'd have with them. 1 teacher's family woke up thinking he would be home for dinner to sit and chat about his day. We wake up everyday and think we will have tomorrow not knowing if that will be our last. So out of the past few days experiences and sadness take it as a lesson. Live everyday as if it were your last. Don't take anything for granted in this world. Because as quick as you were brought in fate can take you out. Never go to bed mad at your loved ones. Never miss the chance to tell them you love them. For it could be the last time you get that chance. Remember all the families, faculty, and students of VA Tech. They all need our prayers. May God be with those who were lost and their families.

What You Have Given Me
YOUR TOUCH IS LIKE A COOL BREEZE THAT MAKES YOUR HAIR STAND ON END AND SENDS A CHILL DOWN YOUR BACK AND MAKES YOU SHIVER FROM DEEP INSIDE YOUR LOOK IS LIKE A CUP OF HOT COCO THAT MAKES YOUR BODY FEEL WARM ALL OVER AND A NICE SOOTHING FEELING INSIDEAND A FEELING THAT NOTHING CAN GO WRONG YOUR LOVE IS LIKE NOTHING ELSE I HAVE KNOWN IT MAKES ME FEEL TINGLEY ALL OVER AND IT HAS CONQUERED THE WALLS OF MY PAST AND NOW I CAN SAY I KNOW WHAT LOVE IS THANKS TO YOU MY LOVE

Happy 420 Lets C How Far This Goses
WELL U NO 420 4 ALL U PEOPLE WHO DNT KNOW HERE IT IS THIS IS THE DEAL U HAVE MILLIONS OF PEOPLE THT GO OUT AND DRINK AND DRIVE THT KILL UR FRINDS UR FAMILY HELL MY FRINDS MY FAMILY THE POINT IS DO U HEAR ON THE NEWS HOW UR EVERYDAY WORKING MAN OR WOMAN GOSE OUT AND SMOKES A JOINT KILLS A FAMILY MEMBER OR 1 OF UR FRINDS NO U DNT SO THINK ABOUT IT WHT DO U RELLY WNT IN THE STREETS A PERSON CAN B AN ADULT AND A KID THE SAME TIME IF U THINK THIS IS TRUE REPOST THIS AND LETS C HOW FAR IT GOSE BLUNT SMOKERS R US

Alternative Punshiments
by Norische Punishment by nature is something that is to be avoided, something that is negative; it should be unwelcome and act as a negative motivator. It can be used to motivate a submissive/slave to start behaving in a certain manner or it can be used to encourage a behavior to stop. Some people think that a paddling or spanking is punishment; these actions would normally be what I would do during play and not punishment, therefore I do not recommend that such activities be used as a form of punishment. Many individuals become accustomed to the physical discomfort, even enjoy it, and therefore the physical punishment slowly looses its value until it is no more than a mere event of the day. Jay Wiseman writes in SM101, A Realistic Introduction: \"I firmly believe that the dominant should not slap, spank, paddle, bind, confine, or otherwise perform any common BDSM act on a sub as punishment. We are trying to create positive, erotic connections with these activities. Let\'s

Low Raters, Pt 2
I REALLY like the fact that we can see who low rates us.... it makes me feel VERY special.. ;) just means i know who I can go spam with low rates myself. ;) Oh yeah, something that the newbs don't know is that WE GET POINTS ANYWAY NO MATTER WHAT THE RATING :P I get just as many points if they rate a 1, or if they rate a 10. :D

.the.abc.of.growing.up.
im out of orange juice. this makes me displeased. i wound up having a heated discussion about the law. ive happened to notice only potheads complain about the drug laws. sure it might be enjoyable. sure i used to indulge in it quite frequently. n yannow what? if i got caught with it? i wouldnt be bitchin about the harshness of the drug laws...i'd be suckin it up. cuz its illegal. opinions on whether it should or shouldnt be are moot. it is. dont want it to be? get glaucoma. move to amsterdam. those are your options. as well as do it anyway and risk it. your choice. the end. somehow i last nite...i wound up in...conversational text-land. and i'd be lying if i said i didnt enjoy it. it wound up straying away from Monkey into actual conversation...which was quite surprising to me. almost reminiscent of friends or something along those lines. i wouldnt stretch it that far but it was more than civil..and due to that...ive decided to bend a little...which lets face it hasnt been my f

Why You Never Question A Drunk
I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected: A half-gallon of 2% milk, A carton of eggs, A quart of orange juice, A head of romaine lettuce, A 2 lb. can of coffee, and A 1 lb. package of bacon. As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind me watched as I placed the items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly stated, "You must be single." I was a bit startled by this proclamation, but I was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since I was indeed single. I looked at the six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about my selections that could have tipped off the drunk to my marital status. Curiosity getting the better of me, I said: "Well, you know what, you're absolutely right. But how on earth did you know that?" The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly."

Sexy
Seductively enticing me 2 come and unravel her sweetness To have the opportunity to taste her completely I would be truly blessed My lips travelling cross country from her lips To her center, at which point my tongue has The the power to make her say "Yes you may enter" Eroticy in it's purest form Her sexuality is unmistakably surpassing the norm She is uniquivically the perfection of her form Her destiny was to evolve to the supreme being Of incredible beauty since she was born X marks the spot which undoubtedly sparks the fire Which will in turn make her hot and once her Desire is set on you her panties will drop Her accuracy is unrivaled, all it takes is one shot Her figure is like a trigger that instantly Penetrates your will and concentration Uncontrollably she becomes the only one you want You are intertwined in this pleasure You are travelling on a parellel vibe To the peak of lust, the level of Sexual energy exuded can not be measured And you will be

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Two fleas had an arrangement to meet every winter in Miami for a vacation. One year one of the fleas arrives at Miami but he's shivering and shaking. The other flea asks him "Why are you shaking so badly?" The first flea replies, "Rode down here from New Jersey in the mustache of a guy on a Harley." The other flea responds, saying, "That's the worst way to travel. Try what I do. Go to the New Jersey airport bar. Have a few drinks. While you are there, look for a nice stewardess. Crawl up her leg and nestle in where it's warm and cozy. It's the best way to travel that I can think of." The first flea thanks the second flea and says he will give it a try next winter. A year goes by..... When the first flea shows up in Miami he is shivering and shaking again. The second flea asks, "Didn't you try what I told you?" "Yes," says the first flea, "I did exactly as you said. I went to the New Jersey airport bar. I had a few drinks. Finally, this nice young stewardess came

The Drinker
I drank myself away til I wandered lost and alone amongst the many headpiece graves all made of marble and stone. I wandered dusk til dawn til I wondered where now I was on someone's grassy morning lawn I stood with my head abuzz. Lying down on the grass I thought I'd take a little nap til some meager time it had passed I awoke to a slight tap. There before me he stood a hand reaching down to me cowled in a deep-black, darkened hood a strange sight for me to see. "Alas ne'er I meet a gentleman with strong a gut as he doth lie beyond me reach," said he, my eyes no more shut. "Come along with me, Friend and let's toast the morning day brew. should you ever know my one sin, it doth hang over you, too." He took me by the hand with an expression of glee and then he gave to me a brand of some strange kind of whiskey. He said then unto me, "My name's Johab the Tinker. a test is this bottle of skee- who is the better drinker?" I drank away again

Am I Serious????
God is there something wrong with me? Am I really just supposed to get used to the tightness in my chest, the impulsive urges to hurt myself or others, WHY do i just get things halfway ok then fuck them up??? I don't get it. Why do I have to live in fear of seeing people? Why do I have to relive things in my head everyday just because I can't get over it? I am about to spill my guts to a fucking public blog and just say fuck it. but im gonna save myself and not do that.

Tormentress
I sometimes just lie awake staring up to the ceiling during quiet moments,tranquil thoughts and I see the ghost in you.. I wonder about the loves I've had all the love I've lost in you quiet ghosts of intrepid dreams venturing me into far places beyond thought and my spirit quietly waits for you.. quietly pleads you take my hand and kiss it with your lips. I endure what I've never endured before in my life even in my dreams, where they were once my sanctuary from the ways of the world, there you follow me, too.. Neither awake, nor in dreams do I find my peace, so I go each day waiting for you, hoping each one I'll feel the cold of your lips pressing onto my own, and taking me by my wretched hands into your embrace and slowly pull me towards you,along with all the shadows of perdition.. take me-and make me yours,if only for a moment open my eyes to the realities of my fears and sorrows, hurts and angers that engulf me and make me a stranger even to myself,forcing me

Might Make You Cry
A Poem That Gives You Goosebumps... A drunk man in an Oldsmobile They said had run the light That caused the six-car pileup On 109 that night. When broken bodies lay about "And blood was everywhere," "The sirens screamed out eulogies," For death was in the air. "A mother, trapped inside her car," Was heard above the noise; Her plaintive plea near split the air: "Oh, God, please spare my boys!" She fought to loose her pinned hands; "She struggled to get free," But mangled metal held her fast In grim captivity. Her frightened eyes then focused "On where the back seat once had been," But all she saw was broken glass and Two children's seats crushed in. Her twin

Still Trying For New Pics
well friends if anyone can help this old drunk out with loading new photos would appreciate very much cause i'm getting tired of just one damn pic in album and going crazy trying to figure it out so please help this old puterliterite guy out thanks all.

I Do My Best
One moment I am fine The next a total wreck I can't do anything right for you I try and make a life for me Yet you wont help me out It's like you amke me rely on everyone else I need someone to fall back on I thought I could count on you You proved me wrong I thought you would be the one to be there for me My thoughts proved me wrong I try my heardest I do my best Yet it's not good anough for you

What Hurts The Most
What hurts the most Is you are so far away but You are still close to me close to my heart What hurts the most Is I can't turn back time Back to when you were mine And I was yours What hurts the most Is you said I was yours forever Forever ended too soon Because you are still what I want What hurts the most Is when I said I'm yours forever I ment until the end of time What hurts the most Is evern though all this time has past The time I should of gotten over you Gotten over and moved on Moved on to someone new my heart still stays Still stays hooked on you What hurts the most Is I don't even know Even know if you still care

I Miss You
I miss you.... Where are you and I'm so sorry I cannot sleep I cannot dream tonight I need somebody and always This sick strange darkness Comes creeping on so haunting every time Hello there, the angel from my nightmare The shadow in the background of the morgue The unsuspecting victim of darkness in the valley We can live like Jack and Sally if we want Where you can always find me We'll have Halloween on Christmas And in the night we'll wish this never ends We'll wish this never ends (I miss you I miss you) (I miss you I miss you) Where are you and I'm so sorry I cannot sleep I cannot dream tonight I need somebody and always This sick strange darkness Comes creeping on so haunting every time And as I stared I counted Webs from all the spiders Catching things and eating their insides Like indecision to call you and hear your voice of treason Will you come home and stop this pain tonight Stop this pain tonight Don't waste your time on me you're al

Name Change
okay,so the merry month of may is nearly upon us. and it is the time us faerys start actively flittin about. and now is when my fae side comes out more. which is also my dark, chaotic side. >;) so be patient, my sweet side may return.

Life Is Fun
Life is fun if you let it be. What's out there is for us to see. Friends and family can be a joy. Sometimes it can be lonely for a boy. Yes it can be the same for a girl. Thats why we need to be throughrow. Life can be very fun. Even if its just being in the sun.

My First Time
It was my first time ever And I'll never forget I'd do it again Without a single regret. The sky was dark The moon was high We were all alone Just she and I. Her hair was soft Her eyes were blue I knew just what She wanted to do. Her skin so soft Her legs so fine I ran my fingers Down her spine. I didn't know how But I tried my best I started by placing My hands on her breast. I remember my fear My fast beating heart But slowly she spread Her legs apart. And when I did it I felt no shame All at once The white stuff came. At last it's finished It's all over now My first time ever At milking a cow...

Baby Druen
hello everyone, last night a miracle happen to me, my son druen ladanian lee black was born,,he was born at 927 pm est, weighing 5 lb 14 oz, and is 19 and 3/4 inches length, with all 10 fingers and toes,,lol ill be on and off line periodically,,so please leave a message if you need to contact me or add me to yahoo,,,rannally2005 DJ Randy

Im Not Your Fucking Gf Anymore Rc
you were my best friend when were kids fucking around in highschool you helped me through a lot off shit ..but there were things you werent there for ..and really awful things you couldnt protect me from like adam parker that fucking asshole rapist monkey mother fucker or even my mom but you were here for me lat at night when i needed a ride or when i needed a place to stay or needed a ride home from the doctors or when i was sad and i just didnt want to be alone ..hell i even put you as my emergency contact when i worked at the club lol so if anything happend and i was naked and couldnt drive or something youd have to pick me up haahaha ..but im not girlfriend, im not your midnight booty bitch, im not your drug connection... i dont want to talk to you about the people i date and then have you high 5 me for having sex i dont want to hear about your adventures double teaming evans girlfriend. dont call me at midnight to let you know who you can buy a sack from ..dont come up to me at re

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***10 Absolute Truths about Skulls Unlimited*** 1. No matter how many pairs of gloves you wear, you will inevitably get something warm, wet and sticky on your nose-picking finger/s. 2. Your dog/cat/ferret/other pet will lick the bottom of your shoes and then want to thank you for the experience by licking your face. Smile, it's probably worse than other pet ass. 3. You will always smell funny. So will your car/house/washer and dryer/carpet/bed/bathtub and spouse. Try taking that fourth shower today, I dare ya. Care for some Febreze? 4. There is no polite way to work your job into a conversation. Lying about it only makes it worse (See #3). 5. You are a forensic lab's worst nightmare, or best case study. Please don't get arrested. 6. It's not dandruff, it's adipocere. Explain THAT to your stylist. 7. You can smell an insect nest a mile away. You KNOW what bug frass smells like (should be its own number). 8. You always win the "Guess the Roadkill" game on roadtrip

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I know they that say be leary of the whole WWW well yea duh!!! Iam so sick and tired of people and the childish ass games they play on the WWW....Christ people do ya have nothing better to do with ya pathetic life instead of preying on the true and honest people that are on the WWW? I mean damn ya just as bad as a child predator....Prey on the innocence of good ass people!!! And me of course being one of these good ass people!! Along with a few good friends I have on here as well and they know who the hell they are....I mean damn utilize the WWW for good terms NOT to prey on the innocent!!! But we all know that if that was the case then the WWW would NOT even exisist if we didnt have the predators out there like we do!!! Ok I have vented and bitched enough time for a shower....LOL Hope everyone has a great day as for me I'll be continuing my pathetic preying on the WWW KIDDING!!! Naw I'll be continuing to go and seek out a new job and to see my kids today....Hope everyone has a great d

Bored To Death!
Well......its been a few days now since Ive been back here to the real world,and I am already goin crazy!I got my umemployment shit done,Ive been to the VA,and now there isnt shit to do but sit on my ass and wait for june to come up.......how can people sit around like this and do nothing?Dont get me wrong......I enjoy spending time with my daughter but other than that I am miserable......anyone have any ideas?Or should I just sit back and chill till my training for afganistan comes up?I am seriously not one of those people who can sit still for long.....can anyone fuckin help me?

Tracy Byrd - Keeper Of The Stars
t was no accident me finding you Someone had a hand in it Long before we ever knew Now I just can't believe you're in my life Heaven's smilin' down on me As I look at you tonight. Chorus: I tip my hat to the keeper of the stars He sure knew what he was doin' When he joined these two hearts I hold everything When I hold you in my arms I've got all I'll ever need Thanks to the keeper of the stars. Soft moonlight on your face oh how you shine It takes my breath away Just to look into your eyes I know I don't deserve a treasure like you There really are no words To show my gratitude. Chorus: I tip my hat to the keeper of the stars He sure knew what he was doin' When he joined these two hearts I hold everything When I hold you in my arms I've got all I'll ever need Thanks to the keeper of the stars. It was no accident me finding you. Someone had a hand in it Long before we ever knew.

How Do You Earn Your Desk?
Back in September of 2005, on the first day of school, Martha Cothren, a social studies school teacher at Robinson High School in Little Rock, did something not to be forgotten. On the first day of school, with permission of the school superintendent, the principal and the building supervisor, she took all of the desks out of the classroom. The kids came into first period, they walked in, there were no desks. They obviously looked around and said, "Ms. Cothren, where's our desk?" And she said, "You can't have a desk until you tell me how you earn them." They thought, "Well, maybe it's our grades." "No," she said. "Maybe it's our behavior." And she told them, "No, it's not even your behavior." And so they came and went in the first pe riod, still no desks in the classroom. Second period, same thing. Third period. By early afternoon television news crews had gathered in Ms. Cothren's class to find out about th is crazy teacher who had taken all the desks out o

My Bitch About Down Scorers
why is it that people are still down-scoring photo's, profiles, etc when things have now changed & we KNOW that they are doing this. it is no longer the case of 'someone rated your photo a 9' or whatever... wake up people we know who u are LOL

Why Women Should Avoid....
WHY WOMEN SHOULD AVOID A GIRLS NIGHT WHEN MARRIED The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!" Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down WAY too easy. Around 3:00 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution in order to escape a possible conflict with him. Even when totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT. The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him " Midnight "!. He didn't seem pissed off at all. Got away with that one! Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock." When I asked him why?, he said, "Well, last nigh

Lessons In Lfe!!!!!!
>THIS IS TRULY A GOOD LESSON TO ALWAYS REMEMBER! > >Eddie desperately wants to make love to the really >cute, really hot girl, Gina, in his office.... but she >is dating someone else. > >One day Eddie, terribly frustrated, says " Gina, I'll >give you a $100 if you let me make love to you..." > >She stares at him & says > >"Are you out of your mind?" > >Eddie replies, "Look, I'll be really fast. I'll just >throw the money on the floor; you bend down, and I'll >finish by the time you've picked it up." > >Gina hesitates a moment; then says she'll ask her >boyfriend, & see if he'll agree. > >So she calls him and explains the offer. > >Boyfriend says, "OK, but ask for $200; & then pick up >the money really fast. >He won't even be able to get his pants down. >Call me back as soon as you get the money." > >So she agrees and accepts Eddie's proposition. > >Half an hour goes by, & no call from Gina. > >Too impatient to wait any longer, boyfriend calls her; > >"W

Sadly I Feel Like This 99.99% Of The Time
[Eminem] Whatever.. Dre, just let it run Aiyyo turn the beat up a little bit Aiyyo.. this song is for anyone.. fuck it Just shut up and listen, aiyyo.. I sit back with this pack of Zig Zags and this bag of this weed it gives me the shit needed to be the most meanest MC on this -- on this Earth And since birth I've been cursed with this curse to just curse And just blurt this berserk and bizarre shit that works And it sells and it helps in itself to relieve all this tension dispensin these sentences Gettin this stress that's been eatin me recently off of this chest and I rest again peacefully (peacefully).. but at least have the decency in you to leave me alone, when you freaks see me out in the streets when I'm eatin or feedin my daughter to not come and speak to me (speak to me).. I don't know you and no, I don't owe you a mo-therfuck-in thing I'm not Mr. N'Sync, I'm not what your friends think I'm not Mr. Friendly, I can be a prick if you tempt me my tank

True Friendship.
Fine friendship requires duration rather than fitful intensity. --Aristotle We have to give up ideas that a friendship is an intense connection or a conflict-free blending of like minds. A meaningful friendship is a long-term dialogue. If there is conflict or if we make a mistake or fail to do what our friend wants of us, we don't end the friendship. We simply have the next exchange to resolve the differences. Our dialogue continues over time, and time - along with many amends - builds the bond. With it develops a deepening sense of reliability and trusting one another. When we have lived with our friend through many experiences we gain a feeling that we really know him or her in a way we could never have in a brief intense connection. Today, I will do what I need to do to be reliable in my friendships

Early Morning Story!!
The storm that's on the outside could not match that storm that was in the inside of her. How she looked at the people around her and thought if they only knew,what was going on in me.The all wanted her to be happy and true to each and everyone of them. Night after night she'd long for the time to go to her rooms. Because there she could be her, she didn't have to hide herself or her nature. Tonight was the same as always. The same dinner with the same dinner partner. The same chatting over tea or coffee. The same mind games that everyone played. The whole time the storm outside made the storm inside of her scream. She knew what and who she was,even if none of the other could see past their own faces. How she long to be free of them and all their everyday things. What ever happen to be yourself and doing your own thing. As she thought this thought ,the time came for her to take her nightly walk with the head of the house. So as she reach for his hand, she thought how boring. As

Depleted Uranium
Depleted Uranium During the war, US and British forces shot ammo made from Depleted Uranium (DU), a radioactive and toxic waste that is suspected as a cause of some illnesses affecting veterans of the 1991 Gulf War. Scientists believe respiratory irritation caused by sand storms, oil fires, and concentrated vehicle fumes during Operation Desert Storm weakened the blood/brain barrier and allowed DU to enter the central nervous system of soldiers in the field resulting in slowly developing neurotoxic responses. Their brains, in effect, were slowly poisoned. The brain is a 'target organ' for dissolved uranium. Tests on some Desert Storm vets show lowered ability to think and solve problems, as well as lowered motor skills in subjects with above average uranium levels. During the latest operations in both Afghanistan and Iraq, American and British tanks fired thousands of depleted uranium armor penetrators. American A-10 and AV-8B aircraft shot hundreds of thousands of small

Limited Edition Brian Campbell T-shirt To Benefit Summit
Limited Edition Brian Campbell T-Shirt to Benefit Summit http://www.summited.org/ Limited edition t-shirts featuring a caricature of Brian Campbell on the front and Summit’s website on the back will be sold to benefit Summit. Shirts will be priced at $20 each with $15 donated to Summit for every shirt sold. Shirts will be available in child and adult sizes. Shirts will be sold at Mississippi Mudd’s and Old Man River in Tonawanda, Berrafato’s Char Pit in Clarence, and Dave and Adams. The shirts were produced by Dave and Adams Card World, a sports memorabilia company located in Tonawanda. We are especially grateful for the support of Adam Martin and Dave Silver, owners of Dave and Adams; Mike Wulkan, Brian Campbell’s marketing manager; and, of course, our favorite Sabre, Brian Campbell, who developed this idea and offered it to Summit as a way of raising awareness and funds. To place an order please call (716) 629-3402. Go Sabres! Click to join NHLF

Seasons
As the trees bud and the grass turns green Winters last hold can be seen All around are signs of spring And all the promises it can bring The appearance of the robin is a sure sign That warmer weather is down the line Sunny days without any snow Warm rains to make flowers grow Warmer weather there is even yet As the summer heat makes us sweat Swimming pools and summer nights Thunder storms and the northern lights As falls rounds the corner it can bring chills Autumn leaves can give us all thrills Piles of leaves to run and jump through Can give children fun with all they can do Winter follows with a blast of cold It makes its stand and is quite bold Snowy days and an artic blast Makes us all wish it wouldn’t last Snow on the ground is beautiful to see Angels in the snow and being free But all that cold can go away I’m waiting for that beautiful spring day

Do Symptoms Of Autism Change Over Time?
For many children, autism symptoms improve with treatment and with age. Some children with autism grow up to lead normal or near-normal lives. Children whose language skills regress early in life, usually before the age of 3, appear to be at risk of developing epilepsy or seizure-like brain activity. During adolescence, some children with autism may become depressed or experience behavioral problems. Parents of these children should be ready to adjust treatment for their child as needed.

.shut.in.itis.
i was gonna cross post...but then decided against it. cuz im too tired. and cuz well cuz i dun wanna. so there. i needa nap. but moving to the couch requires too much energy. plus im mumming. cuz stupid people amuse me. *yawn* this is completely pointless cuz i dun wanna delve into the circling thoughts in my brain. sometimes...being a semi-shut-in is a bad thing. specially when it comes to adult interaction and conversation. there just...isnt any. not that i dun have moms...cuz i do...but even then...theres just some things ya cant share with your mom. or maybe thats just me. today is just one of those silent kind of days cuz theres this dam...and if it opens well things could break. or something else that makes sense. i could do with some conversation. something. anything. other than the regular monotony of mom-dom. and that is all.

Attn: Angel Family....
In the next couple of days i will be going to ur page and rip ur pic for the family alubum on my page. There Will be a Angel Family Folder where you can see who other members are and if u want to make points during Happy Hours we can do each others pages. Thanks Maria & Drew

Two Box's
God's Boxes > > I have in my hands two boxes, > Which God gave me to hold. > He said, "Put all your sorrows in the black box, > And all your joys in the gold." > > I heeded His words, and in the two boxes, > Both my joys and sorrows I stored, > But though the gold became heavier each day, > The black was as light as before. > > With curiosity, I opened the black, > I wanted to find out why, > And I saw, in the base of the box, a hole, > Which my sorrows had fallen out by. > > I showed the hole to God, and mused, > "I wonder where my sorrows could be!" > He smiled a gentle smile and said, > "My child, they're all here with me.." > > I asked God, why He gave me the boxes, > Why the gold and the black with the hole? > "My child, the gol! d is fo r you to count your blessings, > The black is for you to let go." > > We should consider all of our friends a blessing. > Send this to a friend today just to let them know you

Attn: Angel Family.....revised
In the next couple of days i will be going to ur page and rip ur pic for the family alubum on my page. There Will be a Angel Family Folder where you can see who other members are and if u want to make points during Happy Hours we can do each others pages.All family members must have angel family on their screen names! And I will need evryone to aleast stop in the lounge every other day to say hi! Even if it's not for long guys we need to get the lounge back up again! Thanks Maria & Drew

Drama
You know, I understand that this is a website and most of the people on here are personifying someone that they aren't ... but not me.. i am a nice person that is here to meet people chat a bit, listen to some tunes and not cause drama....but apparently I have met some people that drama seems to follow...let me tell you a few things about me ok: 1-if you aren't in a fight with me, fine I will deal with it in private, but I WILL NOT take sides between friends, if any my friends are in a fight that is their problem to work out, if they don't work it out, that is again their problem, but don't put me in the middle 2- I hate liars, don't lie to me and we will be fine 3- Don't use me, if you need something fine, I will be glad to help you get it, but don't step on me afterwards it just pisses me off 4- I am a great listener and if you need a friend I can be one of the best, but don't take advantage of what you have when you become my friend, I am not a good enemy. 5- If you h

Which Guns N' Roses Album Are You?
Which Guns N' Roses album are you? Your Result: Use Your Illusion II You are very diverse, occasionally pretentious, but you also have your outbursts of pure anger. You are unpredictable but also witty and poetic. You are often bizzare. Gn'R Lies Use Your Illusion I Appetite For Destruction Which Guns N' Roses album are you?

How Will You Die??
You scored as Disappear. Your death will be by disappearing, probably a camping trip gone wrong or an evening hike you never returned from. Always remeber that one guy who was hiking alone and got in a rock slide. He could have died, but he cut his own hand off to save himself. Don't end up like him (or worse, dead).Disappear100%Bomb93%Gunshot87%Stabbed87%Suicide73%Poison67%Natural Causes67%Eaten67%Drowning33%Disease27%Suffocated

Keith Allen Buckner- Rest In Peace.
a tribute to my son. i know the pain of burring a child, and believe me it hurts 24-7. this i know i will never overcome, reguardless what anyone says to me- i visited his grave this weekend and it killed me inside. i seen where someone placed a tiny bunny rabbit on his grave for easter and an easter basket filled with toys and a card that read- today is easter, and you deserve toys in heaven too. then i seen where beside my sons grave there was another little baby that passed away at the age of 4 monthes and he didnt even have a flower, i left and went and got him some flowers knowing i had no money to spare- but i felt relieved after doing so. and the feeling of pure innocent love come over me. i believe it was my sons way of saying its ok mommy- he thanks you too. i can go to his grave and feel depressed and down. and when i leave- i feel peace. this is my son- my baby boy- AS I WALK THIS EARTH TODAY, I WONDER HOW YOU ARE, I LOOK TO HEAVEN TO SEE, BUT THE LOOK IS T

No Gas May 15th
NO GAS...On May 15th 2007 Body: Don't pump gas on May 15th In April 1997, there was a "gas out" conducted nationwide in protest of gas prices. Gasoline prices dropped 30 cents a gallon overnight. On May 15th 2007, all Internet users are to not go to a gas station in protest of high gas prices. Gas is now over $3.00 a gallon in most places. There are 73,000,000+ American members currently on the Internet network, and the average car takes about 30 to 50 dollars to fill up. If all users did not go to the pump on the 15th, it would take $2,292,000,000. 00 (that's almost 3 BILLION) out of the oil company's pockets for just one day, so please do not go to the gas station on May 15th and lets try to put a dent in the Middle Eastern oil industry for at least one day. If you agree (which I cant see why you wouldn't) resend this to all your contact list. With it saying, ''Don't pump gas on May 15th"

.surveylicious.
1. Describe your ex in one word: asses. all of them. 2. Do you have a favorite type of pen? papermate visibility 3. When's the last time you got a hickey? cant remember 4. What does the 4th text in your inbox say and from who? "Yeah. Cause i phrased it like that. I got mind control now. Picked it up at Target on sale last week." 5. Are you missing someone right now? I'm ALWAYS missing someone

Poem
And I start off with this: Most of my poetry No matter what the subject, what the theme Though I never purposely start off with a scheme Most of my poems, my dear friends Are inspired by him. But I tell no one And I sometimes deny this Even to myself I search, always, in my mind The words to describe the way I feel about him Though sometimes there are no words to be found And so I compose these stanzas About apparently nothing Though he resides in all the flow And all the sounds of my words No matter how many years have gone down. I often look back and see The depth and reach of my poetry And I read them all the time. All my word play, pace, and internal rhyme He just won’t know how little I’ve tried How little I have to try To keep his blood running through my verses Sometimes my thoughts go deep And I go off on abstract curves I can write anything, Freestyle, sonnet, haiku, blank verse But never once do I waver From drenching it in his flavor Every

After A Night At My Computer
Tonight started out to be a very quiet night, hubby went to work and the kids were already in bed. I found myself sitting in front of my computer. I got an instant message from a friend of mine. He is HOTT, very sexy. mmmmmmmmmm yummy even. we chatted for a cpl of hours, first about family and stuff like that. After a while our chat changed to sex and what I like. I told him what I like and we both agreed that we just loved sex. we discussed the lifestyle I am into, by this time I was feeling really turned on, We talked about meeting and what would happen on our first meeting. I could feel the heat between my legs, and I let him know what he was doing to me. Mind you I dont get turned on chatting usually but tonight was getting me hot as hell. After chatting a while he had to get some sleep for work in the morning which left me and the feeling of lust I had between my legs. I went to bed with my vibe, just thinking about the way he looked on the web cam. so hot and so handsome. I slowl

''don't Pump Gas On May 15th"
Don't pump gas on may 15th ...in April 1997, there was a "gas out" conducted nationwide in protest of gas prices. Gasoline prices dropped 30 cents a gallon overnight. On May 15th 2007, all Internet users are to not go to a gas station in protest of high gas prices. Gas is now over $3.00 a gallon in most places. There are 73,000,000+ American members currently on the Internet network, and the average car takes about 30 to 50 dollars to fill up. If all users did not go to the pump on the 15th, it would take $2,292,000,000.00 (that's almost 3 BILLION) out of the oil companies pockets for just one day, so please do not go to the gas station on May 15th and lets try to put a dent in the Middle Eastern oil industry for at least one day. If you agree (which I cant see why you wouldn't) resend this to all your contact list. With it saying, ''Don't pump gas on May 15th"

Illusion
Normal is but a morbid illusion held within the phycosis of the criminally insane allowing individuality to become shackled and hidden in the never ending march of robotic stereotypes forced down the throat of society.

Wtf Tea?
im watching history channel on tea,used to be 1 of those ancient chinese secrets,then we have the Boston tea party,wasnt there anything more important they could bitch about,but wtf they picked tea,and they didnt justnot drink tea to protest.no they had to do the right thing.dress up as native americans,so they would get blamed, and throw that shit overboard.thats badass,but i really think they were tryin to makes that nasty ass bay smell better.so after that you were kinda of considered a sissy for drinking tea.but now its back,moderenized, processed,and with a campaign for popularity,so watch out tea is out to get us thia time.

Friend Ship-
This is the Friend Ship It Is setting sail Today. It is accepting passengers to help them on their way.Climb Aboard And Meet these Wonderful New Friends. Add Them To Your list to be Friends to the End. Place your Name amongst this list. The Friend Ship setting sail Into the Mist. ~Southerngal~ Plzzz Sign My Guest Book : )@ CherryTAP Lone Wolf ™@ CherryTAP ~~TEXAS GIRL~~@ CherryTAP angiegirl@ CherryTAP angels1059@ CherryTAP ~*~♦TXSUNRISE♦~*~CO-OWNER OF THE UNITED AS ONE BOMB SQUAD~*~@ CherryTAP Attitude SyN ~Juggalette Family~@ CherryTAP Kid SyN ~Juggalo Family~@ CherryTAP ~~DAWN~~**Forever Sisterhood**@ CherryTAP ResaLuv

I Dont Understand People
well this is my first in most likely a long line of pointless ranting that people prolly wont read anyways but here goes. i dont understand why people cant just be who they are instead of playing games with my emotions. i dont undertand why people cant say what they really think or feel. what is so had about that? and the excuse i dont want to hurt your fealings is pathetic! do you not think it is hurtfull if you make me believe that you are my feind for who knows how long and then one day you are just gone or then you finaly decide to tell me all the things you thought about me from the beginig. if you dont like me thats fine just tell me. if you dont wanna talk to me tell me!! dotn make up pathetic excuses to why you cant talk or are to busy. but what i hate most of all is thse people that like drop off the face of the earth dont ignore me i would rather you tell me to go away than ignore me. grow up be a man and speak your mind. its not like i am going o be crushed if you dont

Another Something
You think you have an understanding of me? You think you have even the tiniest idea of what I am? Well why don't you tell me? ------------------------------------------------ I don't want to be just another broken doll. I don't want to be just another one of your memories. I don't want...want...to want. To need. I don't want to bleed for you, scream for you, die for you. I don't want to be just another broken doll. ---------------------------------------------------- God is my Judge...Bitter. -------------------------------- For all that's done, for all that's said, I can't make it change. God will hear....Priceless. Be who you are...not who you think I need you to be.

Moving Day
Moving day Today is it. I am moving into My new larger space. It will be nice to have a change much less the additional space. The new dungeon is going to be a bit brighter and more airy. Click to join mistressgenevievesslaves

You Have To Wet It!!!!
You Have to Wet It To make it stand you wet it. To make it wet you suck it. To make it stiff you lick it. To get it in you push it. What are you doing? Scroll Down Any Ideas Yet Damn, when you get older, threading a needle is no joke. Get Your Mind Out of the Gutter!! Got You!!!!!!

Just Pictures
These are pictures I scanned, and then colored in photoshop. I like using the adjust curves feature.This last one, I made entirely in photoshop. Then later I put a pretty girl in the background. She was naked, and I couldn't find any un-naked pictures of her at the time I made it. So I just took that part out of this one. I feel weird posting other people's pictures anyway.

The Big O
Sex is a wonderful thing. I haven't met a person yet who would dispute this. Everybody loves sex, whether they like talking about it openly or not. One of the reasons you're reading this is because you enjoy sex and you would like to enjoy it more and have your partner enjoy it more. Sex can be the greatest pleasure a person can ever experience or a major disappointment. Surveys have shown that 75% of women fake orgasm every time, 15% faked it most of the time and about 9.5% said they occasionally faked it. Which leaves about 0.5% who said they never faked it. I know most of you men out there will find this hard to believe, but it's true. Please note .. this was said by a woman….. Women, by faking orgasms, are missing out on one of the most pleasurable experiences imaginable but so are their partners. Both the male and females sexual pleasure increases to unbelievable new heights once you know how to bring a woman to an orgasm every time. Your woman will want you as never

My Favorite Poem
I carry your heart with me, i carry it in my heart and i'm never without it. anywhere i go, you go, my dear. and whatever is done, by only me, is your doing, my darling. i fear no fear for you are my fate, my sweet. i want no world for beautiful, you are my world my true. it's you or whatever a moon has always meant, and whatever a sun will always sing is you. here is the deepest secret nobody knows here is the root of the root and the bud of the bud and the sky of the trree called life which grows higher and higher than the soul can hope or mind can hide and this is the wonder that is keeping the stars apart i carry your heart, i carry it in my heart. Written By: E. E. Cummings

I'm Sorry Mr. Rollins.
You know I feel sorry for Henry Rollins. He never achieved his real goal in life. Sure he's successful. Has his own tv show. his own band. He's influential in the music industry. He gets to be in kind of crappy movies every once in a while. He just never got to be a chip n dale dancer. It so sad. But when he gets up on stage wearing just exercise shorts and nothing under them girating his pelvis it just gets to be a little obvious that he wanted to dance in a thong. I'm sorry Henry. They just don't accept people with old misfits tattoos into chip n dales dance studios.

They'll Never Learn
You know what I'm tired of? SMARTASSES!!! Men and women alike, but here recently the majority of them I've come across have been men. Sorry guys, I don't mean those of you that I talk to on a regular basis...I mean those assholes that pop into my shoutbox and want to preach their fucking bullshit at me. I don't need some asshole trying to tell me how to live my life, or even better...the guilt trip...LMAO Take the guilt trips and SHOVE THEM UP YOUR ASSES!! I will do AS I please and WHEN I please and I don't answer to no mother fucker on here but myself. And yes I AM pissed off about this shit. Why should I put up with this kind of treatment from someone I don't even know and they CERTAINLY don't know me nor anything about me. Something everyone should know, and those of you that DO know me are already aware of this, I don't lie. I don't put up a front to reel you in and then 'lie' to you...read my goddamn profile would ya? Want to know more? ASK...but don't you dare

Whatz~ Up~ Round~ Da~ World?
This blog is simply for u 2 post a comment about whatever you know bout whatz goin' on in da world. Whether ya know or not........sometimes no news is good news.....so post a comment or if you have a question bout somethin' ask me, I'll be a friend and listen. I'll try to give good advice, but remember U r your own person. I'm a friend to anyone who is my friend. Hope all ya'll have a good day.

Your Rights
It is useful to understand the basic rights of a relationship which can be violated by verbal abuse. Following is a list of some of these rights: The right to good will from the other. The right to emotional support. The right to be heard by the other and to be responded to with courtesy. The right to have your own view, even if your mate has a different view. The right to have you feelings and experience acknowledged as real. The right to receive a sincere apology for any jokes you find offensive. The right to clear and informative answers to questions that concern what is legitimately your business. The right to live free from accusation and blame. The right to live free from criticism and judgment. The right to have your work and your interests spoken of with respect. The right to encouragement. The right to live free from emotional and physical threat. The right to live free from angry outburst and rage. The right to be called by no name that devalues

A True Man
I know a truly unbelievable man, and I am so very lucky to know him. For some reason I will never really understand, God brought this man and me together, and we were very happy for a long time. He saw me through some of the most difficult times of my life, even though he was thousands of miles away. He was always there for me, when I needed a friend, a lover and someone to unload on. Yes, we had our moments of conflict, and there were a few times we both believed it was over, mostly because I was a dumbass, but he hung in there for some reason and put up with my shit, which I thank the Lord for. Recently, however, I had a major setback in my health and had to go into the hospital, aka nut ward, and he was still there for me, giving much much more than he recieved. While I was in the nut ward getting my meds straightened out, he found out some things I had been doing that were unforgivable, and he was very very hurt, and very very angry, as well he should be. The thin

So Sad
Medical examiner Michael Graham said at a news conference Friday that the 29-year-old reliever was dead "within seconds" from head injuries in the crash early Sunday on Interstate 64 in St. Louis. His vehicle hit the back of a tow truck parked on the highway to assist a driver from a previous accident. "There is nothing at all that could have been done for him," Graham said. Josh Hancock, 1978-2007 Hancock killed in SUV crash Rosenthal: Proper perspective Hancock was in other crash Cardinals honor Hancock Cardinals return to field Hundreds mourn Hancock Cops: Hancock was drunk Video... Can Cardinals bounce back? Hancock's blood-alcohol level was 0.157, nearly twice Missouri's legal limit of 0.08, Graham said. Police Chief Joe Mokwa said 8.55 grams of marijuana and a glass pipe used to smoke marijuana were found in the rented Ford Explorer. Toxicology tests to determine if drugs were in his system had not been completed. An accident rec

F*&^ You
Fuck You for what you said .....Fuck the day we went to bed ..... Fuck You for the way you lie......Fuck you for your reasons why.....Fuck you for the bitches you tried to hide.....Fuck you and your fucking pride.....Fuck you and all out fights.....Fuck you for thoses lonely nights.....fuck you and those things you do.....fuck you i dont care for you...Iput our love up on a shelf and this time you have fucked yourself.....fuck your future and what youve become.....you cant go far when your fucking dumb.....fuck your dreams, yes just like that.....im glad we had this fucking chat.....Im so tired of plauing your fucking game.....n fact i find it pretty lame.....fuck you when you fucking sob.....its time you got a fucking job.....you're fucking twisted.....you're fucking bent.....you couldnt even pay the fucking rent.....fuck those days and fuck the rest.....fuck you fool you werent the best.....fuck the quiet and fuck your noise.....fuck you and your fucking boys.....fuck you cuz you ain

Salute Contest With Gifts
I am in a contest and here is the link...... http://cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=143399&albumid=331224&i=4288670714 I will give special gifts to the ones who bomb me the most...the contest ends.....May 8 at 11 pm....much love babydoll0215

Redneck Love Poem
Redneck Jokes Redneck Love Poem submitted by: Roy Butler - Athens, TN Collards is green, my dog's name is Blue and I'm so lucky to have a sweet thang like you. Yore hair is like cornsilk a-flapping in the breeze. Softer than Blue's and without all them fleas. You move like the bass, which excite me in May. You ain't got no scales but I luv you anyway. Yo're as satisfy'n as okry jist a-fry'n in the pan. Yo're as fragrant as "snuff" right out of the can. You have some'a yore teeth, for which I am proud; I hold my head high when we're in a crowd. On special occasions, when you shave under yore arms, well, I'm in hawg heaven, and awed by yore charms. Still them fellers at work, they all want to know, what I did to deserve such a purdy, young doe. Like a good roll of duct tape yo're there fer yore man, to patch up life's troubles and fix what you can. Yo're as cute as a junebug a-buzzin' overhead. Yo

Folding
Hey everybody it's one of thoes times where try to pimp people out. It's Stanford's Folding@Home Project. Google it because it's alot of scientific things. The main goal is to learn more about how protiens fold and what that does to our bodies. So I'm asking people to join up with my team it's Penguin Ninja Team #68047 Thanks for taking the time to read it.

This Song Was Written Just For Me
I WAS THE INSPIRATION FOR THIS SONG for those who dont have sound Ken] Wanna go for a ride? [Barbie] Sure, Ken! [Ken] Well, forget it! [Barbie] I'm an ugly girl, my face makes you hurl said I have it, I should bag it Acne everywhere, unwanted facial hair I'm a relation to Frankenstein's creation [Ken] You're so ugly You disgust me [Barbie] I'm a bland homley girl All alone in the world I'm as flat as a board Thin and lanky [Ken] You're a dog, and a troll Were you hit by a train? Don't go near you 'Cause your breath is skanky [Barbie] Don't get touched I'm afraid 'Cause guys say I'm an eyesore I'm an ugly girl, my face makes you hurl said I have it, I should bag it Acne everywhere, unwanted facial hair I'm a relation to Frankenstein's creation [Ken] You're so ugly You disgust me [Barbie] Boo hoo, hoo, yeah [Ken] You're so ugly You disgust me [Barbie] booo , Ooooo Oh, let's go out and have some fun! [Ken]

Pink Paradise
Disappearing inside Until we are one flesh Unable to resist The power our pleasure Hour after hour In the dark we make love Pulse pounding There's not gonna be any stopping Not until you get yours and I get mine Doing it all night long Lust inside your pink paradise Rocking you To the very core of your hero's soul Give me those breasts MMM mmm yeah Those rosy little nipples are the best Nothing else like 'em Pulling first one then the other into my mouth Sucking 'em Between hungry horny lips Before I move on down south Where we both know you want me to go Into that perfect surrender you call Your pink paradise Oh baby baby Up and down Up and down I love it when you move it like that Riding me hard and fast Bouncing those perky globes of yours Up againest my chest When you go sliding that tongue Wet and delicious Down and over my better half Girl, you got me begging for

I Wont Be On
I am going to be off here for a while prob a month at tops i think anyway i might pop on every once and a while to see what is going on intill i return i love ya all and consider u all to be a big part of my life to everyone i leave u with this i can never leave ya forever i shall be back and we will have all the good times in the world much mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh to ya all ashley

Zen Sarcasm
ZEN SARCASM 1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either.. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone. 2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and leaky tire. 3. It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it. 4. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted. 5. Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else. 6. Never test the depth of the water with both feet. 7. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 8 Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes! 9. If at first you don't succeed, sky diving is not for you. 10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a b

Let Me Join The Crowd
Everybody wants to dance in a playpen But nobody wants to play in my garden I see the hippies on an angry line Guess they don't get my meaning I'm enchanted by the birds in my blossoms I'm enamored by young lovers on the weekend I like the Fourth of July When bombs start flashing And I wish I had a shiny red top A bugle with a big brass bell would cheer me up Or maybe something bigger that could really go pop! So I could make the gardening stop Come out to play Come out to play And we'll pretend it's Christmas Day In my atomic garden All my scientists are working on a deadline So my psychologist is working day and night time They say they know what's best for me But they don't know what they're doing And I'm glad I'm not Gorbachev 'cause I'd wiggle all night Like jelly in a pot At leats he's got a garden with a fertile plot And a party that will never stop Come out to play Come out to play And we'll pretend it's Christmas Day In my atomic... I hope there's

Sneezing
A man and a woman were sitting beside each other in the first class section of an airplane. The woman sneezed, took out a tissue, gently wiped her nose, then visibly shuddered for ten to fifteen seconds. The man went back to his reading. A few minutes later, the woman sneezed again, took a tissue, wiped her nose, then shuddered violently once more. Assuming that the woman might have a cold, the man was still curious about the shuddering. A few more minutes passed when the woman sneezed yet again. As before she took a tissue, wiped her nose, her body shaking even more than before. Unable to restrain his curiosity, the man turned to the woman, "I couldn't help but notice" he said, "that you've sneezed three times, wiped your nose and then shuddered violently. Are you ok?" "I am sorry if I disturbed you," she replied. "I have a very rare medical condition; whenever I sneeze I have an orgasm." The man, more than a bit embarrassed, was still curious. "I have never heard of that condition be

Who Is Jack Schitt?
WHO IS JACK SCHITT? For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt!' Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way. Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack. In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock. Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt,

Rules For Dating My Daughter
Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up. Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off my daughter's body, I will remove them. Rule Three: I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. Please don't take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose this compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will object. However, in order to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact, come off during the course of your date with my daughter, I will take my electric nail gun and fasten your trousers securely in place to your

Call Me!!!!
Send me a VoiceComment. It's FREE! Just call 1(641)985-7878 and enter *4152659. If you get one too, I'll reply. http://www.snapvine.com Hey you sexy people I wanna hear your sexy voice now.Am i asking to much hehe . Well, anyways show me some luv and comment me on my Snapvine tyvm.

Best Tat
thats right im going to throw another contest cuz i have so much fun and meet so many new people when i do it! this time i wanna see your TATS!!! show me some sexy tats... :) i love them!!! no downrating and no drama! i got enough of my own lol.. no NSFW pics.. i have the right to reject any pic... prizes 1st yacht 2nd porsche 3rd motorcycle every1 gets something and will be awarded during happy hour... contest starts on may 11th and runs til may 18th givin i have atleast 10 entries! so hurry and get them in! just click my link and tell me what pic to rip.. also plz repost so ur friends can sign up! ~sarah broken_hearted420 CT wife of hsingyedruid Elite bombers crew leader@ CherryTAP

Most Hated Family In The Usa
How could anyone ever be like this!!!! If they dont like how America is get the fuck out!!! Period!! If you cant stand behind our troops stand in front of them! This is so sad to see, sad part is our troops are fighting for their freedom of speech! I dont think these people should be able to say things like this! This just disgusts me... I cant bare to watch it! the most hated familyAdd to My Profile | More Videos

Our Paths Have Crossed Again
Our Paths Have Crossed Again I always knew that our paths would cross again. I just never knew how or when. You have always been on my mind. I just never knew how to let you go. You always knew the right words to say To make me feel warm inside. I know that I never made it easy for you. The fact remains that I never made it easy for me either. Through all the fights we had, my feelings never changed. I loved you then and I love you now, I'll love you 'til my dying day. Our paths have gone so many ways. Who knew that all this while they were side by side. When I turned to make a change in my life is when I found you again. Someday we will be able to say "I love you" again. And mean it like we did back then. Until that day comes I will be your best friend, And catch you when you fall. I have a shoulder that you can lean on, With ears that will listen to every word. My arms are always open for you, To comfort from all the hurt. My heart still belongs to you. Even

Stupid People's Bullitons
The tv isn't raising my child right..... ( in a whiny voice ) — Monday, May 07, 2007 Yah, I got too much time on my hands. And I read too many stupid fucking bullitons... Sillyness. Society incurages and enforces the judgement and discrimination of people based on their appearance every day. They hide behind words like " professional " and " appropriat ". There's nothing that says students can't read the bible in school, or pray in school. I don't want " god " in my school. He's a fuckin dictator. Again, these people somehow mistake the word " discipline " for punishment. What the hell is wrong with the world??? Oh no, poor school children. Theres lots of people starving to death in third world countries. There's all kinds of shit going on in other places. What do you have to say to all those peoiple who don't have much or any control over there many generations deep impoverished circumstances? " God doesn't like those people anyway because they don't the bible. " ??? There is

Is Slow The Right Way?
Is taking things slowly that bad? Is getting to know each other in a matter of months bad? Is taking your time to build this "house" a bad thing? In these days couples seem to be willing to jump head first into relationships. Not thinking about the outcome, not thinking about their kids if they have any. I am in a situation where my Heart wants to lead my life. I am taking things slowly, with my guy, us both having kids, understand that children get attached to a person. And if you choose to jump you may end up hurting your kids. So this is a first for both of us. It is kicking our asses. Leading with your heads, is very hard, you want to say the "goodnight I love you" But you don't because you don't want to rush this semi perfect thing. You want to hold each others hands all the time, sit next to each other during a movie, kiss and be like teenagers. But you can't, you have to think not just for yourself but for your kids. My kids really like my guy, which is wonderful,

Spring Quarter Grades
Well midterms are over with finally, got my grades back. I have a C in business Class, C in Math, and not looking good in Psycology, but the quarter isn't over yet so there is still hope to bring up my grades.

Tattoo Contest!
Tattoo Contest Time Again! I Need Men and Ladies for my tattoo contest! Contest will start 5/9 thur 5/14 1st Tattoo is...... with 1 comments! 2nd Tattoo is...... with 1 comments! 3rd Tattoo is...... with 1 comments! 4th tattoo is...... with 1 comments! 5th Tattoo is...... with 1 comments! comment bombing is allowed u can comment bomb urself also! Want to enter send me ur pic link to my messages or tell me and i will rip ur pic for you! 2 gifts 1 V.I.P. and ! V.I.C. to the winners! Thanks Maria Click on pic to enter contest! ~AnGeLHeArT~ CT Wife Of Lover69 ~ aka ~ SeXy MaMa ~ Owner Of *AnGeL FaMiLy *&* A.F.H.* ~@ CherryTAP

For 2000 Dollar Spree No Limit Gift
1ST PERSON TO DROP 3 COMMENTS WINS...ONCE U KNOW U WON SEND THE SPONSOR A QUICKSHOUT SAYING YOU ARE THE WINNER ..SEND YOUR GIFT LIST LATER OR MISS THE NEXT AND LAST COMPETITION OF THE NIGHT not_the_doctor79@ CherryTAP

Fucked Up Cherrybank
THIS CHERRY BANK IS REALLY FUCKING SHITTING ME OFF.WHAT THE FUCK IS THE GO WITH THIS WHEN IT IS ONLY ASKING FOR AN OPINION FOR FUCK SAKE.I AM SHITTED OFF AS YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED PREJUDICE IN ANY WAY ON THIS SITE BUT IT IS GIVEN TO ME BECAUSE I AIN'T A FUCKING AMERICAN........ MY OPINION IS CERTAINLY AS WORTHY AS ANY OTHER CYBER FUCKER SO WHY CAN I NOT ACCESS IT,AND MOST IMPORTANTLY ....IT IS QUOTED AS A CHERRY BANK!!! I AM A CHERRY MEMBER,A VIC AND TO TELL ME I AM NOT IN THE RIGHT RESIDENTIAL AREA...GET FUCKED...IT IS A VIRTUAL FUCKING AREA ON AN INTERNATIONAL SITE...SO FOR FUCK SAKE,GET IT RIGHT I THINK,AND THATS MY GRIPE AND OPINION FOR THE DAY,LIKE IT,LUMP IT.....FUCK IT I RECKON !!!!! CHEERS FROM THE PISSED ASSASSIN,LMFAO