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Em Needs Some Support (please Read)!
My friend Em from the UK could really do with all our love & support right now, her father passed away last night and she is understandably distrought....so, as Cherrytap is a supposed online community i'm asking you all just to send a message of support....i know a lot of you will not know her but surely grief has been felt by us all in our lifetime and any message of love or support helps!?
Please help a genuine cherry in need, it wont cost you anything except your time.
Thanks to you all.
Mind's Eye (poem)
Iím tormented by the ghosts
Of my dead and dying hopes
In the dark they call my name
Then remind me of my pain
I see why I long to die
Vividly through my mindís eye
Away, Iíve been pushed and shoved
Never has this heart been loved
Along the lines Iíve been used
My longings were just subdued
Pacified for a small time
When I had one to call mine
Lost and lonely in this hell
My fears have made me unwell
And life can only grow worse
My curse is life through my birth
For me there is nothing left
But to pray for my last breath
In my sober, during the day mind, it doesn't make sense to me at all. Why I keep on doing what I'm doing. But night falls, a few tv shows pass and it all makes perfect sense. This is what I've been waiting for since the alarm clock woke me up this morning.
In any life a reason to go on is required. You simply can't live for nothing. There are all kinds of hopes and reasons the mind will fabricate. Because life is self-perpetuating. Somewhere hidden deep in the DNA of every living thing is a gene that triggers the brain to seek out and or configure such reasons. Because life was created to be life. To die eventually, but ultimately, first and foremost to live. Nature designed us that way and we grapple with that responsibility every second our heart ticks away.
Some use god, heaven, religion. Others mates, children, grandchildren. There are those who seek meaning in their careers. And others who find it in art or literature. But reason is not for all. Reason is essentially the l
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MY SON IS A MARINE AND APPRECIATES IT.
Robert Powell On The War.
Why They Fought The War Ė Commentary by Robert Powell
I enjoyed James Shillinglaw's comments in his article (Old times here are now forgotten, Monday AFP) and am determined to do what I can to set the record straight. As a descendent of Confederate soldiers, three of whom paid the ultimate sacrifice, I request your open-mindedness and patience at my defense of the Confederate battleflag. Please pass this letter on to those offended by the Flag of my Fathers.
"Any society which suppresses the heritage of its conquered minorities, prevents their history, and denies them their symbols, has sewn the seed of its own destruction." Sir William Wallace, 1281.
The foundation of any offense against the Confederate flag is based on the belief that the Confederacy was formed by the Southern states to resist the North's efforts to abolish slavery. Though widely believed, this is a monstrous lie.
The North had little concern for the slave. On March 6, 1857, the U.S. Supreme Court rule
How can you ache and crave for someone's touch
When you have never felt it?
I do this for yours, though,
And the yearning grows more each day
I have never wanted anything in my life
As much as I want you
When you whisper such sweet love
In my ear when we talk
You make me melt into a puddle
Of complete helplessness
You have become my every waking thought
And my every dream at night
I breathe in so hard
Trying to catch my breath when we can't talk
I close my eyes so tight
Hoping when I open them you will be there
But I know I have to wait
Until the time is right
It seems so far away
That I think I am losing my mind
I want to breathe in your scent
And keep it with me all day long
I want to taste your love for me
By kissing your sweet lips
I want to feel your body next to me
So when you leave for awhile I can hold on
I just want you to know
That I really do love you
When the day comes and we are together
You will alway
Up In The Heavens
UP IN THE HEAVENS
LOST TO YOU IN
A WONDER OF FORGIVING
FLYING ON ANGEL WINGS
TAPPING LOVELY WISHES
HAPPY JUST TO GAIN
WE PLAY IN THE DEEP
WATERS, TO SWIM IN THE SEA
OF BRAKING BONDAGE
AND SET THIS PRISONER FREE.
BLOWING IN THE TIDES
WASHED IN DIZZY LIGHTS,
HOLD TO THIS OUR PLAYFUL DREAM
AND MAKE LOVE WITH ME THIS NIGHT.
Farmer And Donkey
One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a
well. The animal cried piteously
for hours as the farmer tried to figure out
what to do. Finally he decided
the animal was old and the well needed to be
covered up anyway, it just
wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey.
He invited all his neighbors to come over and
help him. They all grabbed a
shovel and began to shovel dirt into the well.
At first, the donkey realized
what was happening and cried horribly. Then,
to everyone's amazement, he
A few shovel loads later, the farmer finally
looked down the well and was
astonished at what he saw. With every shovel
of dirt that hit his back,
the donkey was doing something amazing. He
would shake it off and take a
As the farmer's neighbors continued to shovel
dirt on top of the animal, he
would shake it off and take a step up. Pretty
soon, everyone was amazed as
the donkey stepped up over the edge of the well
Lack Of Inspiration
So for awhile now i have wanted to take some new pics to post up here on ct... however i just cant get inspired to do so.
I have close to eighty pictures already up... pretty much with the same look or feel to them, so i am now turning it over to my friends... what would you like to see?? if you know me, you know im fairly open with my body so any ideas are welcome!!
much love and thanks xoxo
. Who is the last person you held hands with?
> > MRI tech at the hospital
> > 2. If you were drafted into a war, would you survive?Not at all> >
> > 3. Do you sleep with the TV on? Not by my choice
> > 4. Have you ever drank milk straight out of the carton? yes
> > 5. Have you ever won a spelling bee? no
> > 6. Do you like somebody right now? yes
> > 7. Are you a fast typer? yes
> > 8. Are you afraid of the dark? yes
> > 10. Who can you always turn to? my mom
> > 11. When's the last time you chose a bath over a shower? later tonite
> > 12. Do you knock on wood? y
> > 13. Are you drinking anything right now? Diet DP
> > 14. Do you think you're attractive? no
> > 17.What do you want for Christmas? My dauhter and grandson to move here
> > 18. Do you know the muffin man? Why yes. He delivers every Thursday
> > 19. Do you talk in
please take a minute and stop by to rate me or comment , or even comment some more i am entered in the morph contest ad would appreciate the love i always return favors...thanks andrea
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Me,myself,and I !
Hello all, Im Heather Prince,
I'M 28 and im married with 3 lil girls!
I am a fun person to know, and would enjoy to have you as a friend too.
I dont have a picture but with help I will soon. thank you for your time and paceionce with me and come add me and mabe we can be good friends!
If any questions just ask !
Lol Strange Dream
i had a couple of dreams firt i had a dream that my friend dave and heather and i were all sleep on a couch i woke up and heather woke up and then he woke up and then i was driving to go to some show and then i was at an airport and they were checking my bags and then i ran and i was at fucking disneyland
My Sweet Boy
My Sweet Boy
written by, Lioness/Chrissy
This morning was cold as the day you were laid into the ground
I walked towards your grave, but from the snow it could not be found
I kicked the snow repeatively and the ice was too hard to break
I wanted to visit you badly. Could you feel my heart began to ache?
There are so many things I want to share with you.Can you hear my thoughts?
Did you see the new friend I brought with me, I truly love him alot.
Your sister is doing well she had left the house to be on her own.
Your brother Sean is still here. I don't think he'll ever leave home
There has been many changes since the day you left. Maybe you already know.
Are you running, playing, laughing and having lots of fun where you are?
Are you napping on the clouds or possibly skipping across the stars?
I wanted to ask how was your party today , did they put 17 candles on a cake?
I can't believe how time has past, the last
Where'd The Magic Go?
remember when you were young and the world seemed like such a huge place? you believed in the impossible, in magic, and in love. adventure was around every corner and you could find a world of imagination righ in your own back yard. it's sad when we grow up and suddenly the world is smaller, and our beliefs chop down to almost nothing. remember that first kiss, the butterflies right before, and the wings that made you fly when he/she kissed you? i think we should all still have that feeling. the feeling of giggling at the touch of their hand, the redness on our face from blushing so much, the magic we once felt. as adults it's just not there. the romance is gone. you have to wonder if stories like those in movies really do exist...if true love is still around. my granny and pop would have been married 66 years this past jan., if it wasn't for his passing in sept. 66 years! can you imagine that?? to be with someone that long and stil have the same look of love for each other
Allright Kids...Love Is Dead To Me Forever...I'm To Selfish Of A Person To Hold Onto Anything I Love...It's Been My Experience That Love Doesn't Exist...FUCK IT.
Thanks goes out to my girfriend "passionatedesires1" who took the time to find this beautiful affirmation as she knew it is the lifestyle I lead..She never really understood everything I told her until she read this..I feel she is a Mystic and finding herself as she journeys more into these concepts ....Thank you sweetheart xoxo....
For those of you that are spirtual or on a Mystical path these words will hit home with you. I found it to be profound and live by these principles.......
Unconditional Love - Love Without Condition
I love you as you are, as you seek to find your own special way to relate to the world. I honour your choices to learn in the way you feel is right for you.
I know it is important that you are the person you want to be and not someone that I or others think you "should" be. I realise that I cannot know what is best for you, although perhaps sometimes I think I do. I have not been where you have been, viewing life fr
i just died
a Random piano fell on my head
how great is that
Some days you just wish winter where over with. Snow, snow and more snow. That's fine if you have someone to cuddle with but when you don't well get summer here!
My Dear friend,...I know we both care about each other,...But sometimes our reality will not allow us to show it,So we come to each other late at night,In our dear dreams,We do not have to hide,And say and do anything we like,And not have to worry,we run to each other,For then we both say,DREAM OF ME,...And we do.----SWEET DEAR DREAMS,...Til we talk again,...
This will be interesting!!
(1) Would you kiss your Ex again?
2) How many girlfriends/ boyfriends have told you they loved you?
(3) Have you ever thought that you were going to marry a person?
no, but some how I ended up that way
(4) Have you ever loved someone so much that it hurt?
(5) Have you ever made a boy/girlfriend cry...
(6) Are you happier single or in a relationship?
(7) Have you ever been cheated on?
8) Have you ever told someone you loved them and didn't mean it?
(9) Have you ever had your heart broken?
(10) If you could go back in time and change things, would you?
Not sure, even the bad has benefits
(11) Think any of your ex's still love you?
(12) Do you believe that you are a good girlfriend/boyfriend?
(13) Have you dated someone who was not good to you?
(14) Have you dated someone older than you?
yeahm she was 12 years older than me
One Last Uncomfortable Laugh
Ok, so I know it says that tonight I'm getting rid of ALL my accounts... which also includes my myspace pages... yes, I have more than one myspace. If any of you read this and still want to keep in contact... My Email is
feel free to contact me any time, I'm usually pretty good at getting back to people through my email.
I really am closing all my peer to peer accounts, but before I do, I hope you all take a look at my latest stash... I wanted to share just one more uncomfortable laugh, so check it out.
Much Love To You All,
Peter ~ (I Love Like It Was My First Time, I Kiss Like It Was My Last)
DAMMIT...I'M SO FREAKIN' MAD!!! I GOT ARRESTED TODAY FOR POSSESSION OF OVER THE LEGAL LIMITS OF GOOD LOOKS. THEY'RE HOLDING ME AT THE STATION, SAYING THAT ONLY A SEXY PERSON CAN BAIL ME OUT. SO...YOU COMIN' OR WHAT?!? SEND THIS TO YOUR SEXIEST FRIENDS...INCLUDING THE ONE WHO SENT IT TO YOU (IF YOU THINK THEY'RE SEXY OF COURSE *WINK* ;) ). IF YOU GET THIS BACK AT LEAST TEN TIMES IT MEANS THAT YOU'RE SUPER SEXY!
Heartfelt Blessings 030807
"If we had no winter, spring would not be so pleasant; If we did not sometimes taste of adversity, prosperity would not be so
welcome." ~Anne Bradstreet, 17th Century poet
It is not our difficulties that create pain in our lives but rather our adverse reaction to them. When we start recognizing every difficulty as a blessing in disguise changes begin to take
place within and life naturally becomes more joyful.
May you always be willing to see the blessing in everything.
And may you be aware that you are loved beyond measure and a cherished blessing to me.
Count It All Good ~
(CLICK HERE TO LISTEN TO IT AS WELL!!
It was 17th Century poet
"If we had no winter,
spring would not
be so pleasant.
If we did not
not be so welcome."
It is not our difficulties
that create pain in our
lives but rather
our adverse reaction to them.
When we start recognizing
every difficulty as
Daddy's A Dancer
One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children's what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up -- fireman, mechanic, businessman, salesman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth.
However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the teacher prodded him about his father, he replied, "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes off all his clothes in front of
other men and they put money in his underwear. Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he will go home with some guy and stay with him all night for money."
The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some exercises and then took little Justin aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?"
"No," the boy said, "He works for the Democratic National Committee and is helping to get Hillary Clinton to be our next President, but I was
too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids!"
Busy Busy Busy
It has been a wicked busy two weeks. I have so much work pouring in and had to help my mom move the past two weekends.
I spent the last two weekends breaking my back moving my mom. Got that done! Now I have to get some work done at my house. Got to catch up I guess.
Work has become so so busy lately. I just had five new projects dropped on my desk. We're working Saturdays. It makes work go by fast when you have your head down just trying to complete the task at hand. Situations like these make you realize how good of a multitasker you really can be.
I have to get back to it now. Leave me some luv and I'll catch you when I can! :)
Democrats Want Iraq Pullout By Fall 2008
WASHINGTON - In a direct challenge to
President Bush, House Democrats unveiled legislation Thursday requiring the withdrawal of U.S. combat troops from
Iraq by the fall of next year.
Speaker Nancy Pelosi (news, bio, voting record) said the deadline would be added to legislation providing nearly $100 billion the Bush administration has requested for fighting in Iraq and
She told reporters the measure would mark the first time the new Democratic-controlled Congress has established a "date certain" for the end of U.S. combat in the four-year-old war that has claimed the lives of more than 3,100 U.S. troops.
The White House had no immediate reaction, although Bush has repeatedly rejected talk of establishing a deadline for troop withdrawals.
Within an hour of Pelosi's news conference, House Republican Leader John Boehner (news, bio, voting record) attacked the measure. He said Democrats were proposing legislation that amounted to "establishing and telegraphing t
HI! Everybody! I have been trying to catch up on ratings everyones profile and pics if for some reason u dont think I have rated them let me know and I will go and check! Im gettin so many new friends I sometimes miss peeps and I really dont mean to. SO ... just hit me up say hi, rate my pics too and let me know! loveies huggesss and kissies!
Why/who Should Be Deat To Me (5 Pgs)
Yea um so you must be wondering by now "what the hell is wrong with this guy and why does he want some bitch dead?" well easy, the bitch ripped my heart and ate it! Here is how.... (btw this is a long one, you may wanna print it up)
We first met ooo soo innocently back when we were toddlers, and then my folks moved when the 2 of us were 3 (so she says). I saw her for a couple follow up b-day parties (she says again) and once around 8th or 9th grade (she is only older than I by 1 1/2 mnths).
Fast forward to late August '06: I am leaving my Drs office in the elevator and see a girl. I check her out as much as I would any other. A few days later I get an email here on myspace from her...btw a few days - a week or so I searched her too myself, tho I didn't contact her... it is Ida, my long lost "girlfriend" from pre-preschool. We had both never forgotten about each other, how sweet. So yea then we set up a date to meet in public... lord knows how we have both changed over the years, we w
This is an absolutely GENUINE email that was sent to my Hotmail address. I know there are a lot of idiots out there, but exactly how STUPID do they think people are?
"WINNIE MADIKIZELA MANDELA. (MRS)
PLOT 145 HOUGHTON ESTATE
JOHANNESBURG, SOUTH AFRICA.
FAMILY DARE YOUR ASSISTANCE
I am Mrs Winnie Madikizela Mandela,ersthwhile First Lady and wife of the Former President Of South Africa, Dr Nelson Mandela. I do regret any inconveniences the suddenness of this letter may cause you.
As I write now to seek your assistance in this important matter of very urgent and confidential attention,concerning my personal problem. Since the souring of our marriage relationship few years ago, I have continued to suffer undue humiliations in the hands of my former husband Dr Nelson Mandela, who has continued to spread series of false alleg
Two More Days...
only two more days left of packing time before we start shoving stuff into the uhaul... we are SOOOO not ready lol..
at least we'll be getting rid of amaya tomorrow, taking her to my mom's so that we can tear down her room and get it packed up.
i'm getting so antsy and excited to be moved into the new house.
Welcome Race Fans!
Our first team is the brother pairing of "Joliet" Jake and Elwood Blues, with their police-issue Bluesmobile. They plan to use the prize money to buy out Sister Mary Stigma's St. Helen of the Blessed Shroud Orphanage and rename it to Our Lady of Buggery and Blues.
In lane two are Thelma Dickinson and Louise Sawyer. Louise has the wheel of the Thunderbird convertible and Thelma, as always, is packing heat. They've apparently given up fishing trips for bigger game.
Lane three holds the stalwarts of the Cannonball Run, J.J. McClure and his sidekick Victor. The zany duo has participated in the original two Runs, and are looking forward to thwarting their competitors once more.
Next up is Speed Racer in the internationally famous MACH 5. Speed and the rest of the Go Racing Team are ready for this next racing challenge, assuming they can figure out where Spritle and Chim Chim went to...
Next, standing beside their orange '69 Dodge Charger the "General Lee" are Bo and Luke Duk
Angelmorn Is My Friend
AngelMorn is my friend,, and it seems she has had some problems,,,, problems that I am not in the loop on,,,, so if you dont like her,,, too fucking bad,, get a life and get over it.
when she wants too she will add me to her list of favorite people and if she dont,,, thats ok too, cuz shes my friend and whatever she wants,,, she gets.
if youre my friend and you dont like this blog, get over it or remove yourself from my list, whichever you prefer
Have a nice day
Rock Legend Found Dead
I just now found this on a mumm. I hadn't heard anything about it!
Boston lead singer Brad Delp dies at 55
03/09/2007 8:31 PM, AP
Brad Delp, the lead singer for the band Boston, was found dead Friday in his home in southern New Hampshire. He was 55. Atkinson police responded to a call for help at 1:20 p.m. and found Delp dead. Police Lt. William Baldwin said in a statement the death was "untimely" and that there was no indication of foul play.
Delp apparently was alone at the time of his death, Baldwin said.
The cause of his death remained under investigation by the Atkinson police and the New Hampshire Medical Examiner's office. Police said an incident report would not be available until Monday.
Delp sang vocals on Boston's 1976 hits "More than a Feeling" and "Longtime." He also sang on Boston's most recent album, "Corporate America," released in 2002.
He joined the band in the early 1970s after meeting Tom Scho
I Dont Do Blogs Much
But this one might change my mind. Seems like everyone likes me here on tap and so I might keep this one updated.
Your Seduction Style: The Coquette
You are a pro at playing the age old game of hard to get.
Your flirting style runs hot and cold, giving just enough to keep them chasing you.
Independent and self-sufficient, you don't need any one person to make you compelte.
And that independence is exactly what makes people pursue you.
What Is Your Seduction Style?
A Good Convo Anbout Relationships ?
so today i was thinking about my friend sal i hadnt seen him in a long time .. on the way to work i was like i should call him but i dont have his number and ryan my ex is the only one that would have it but i didnt feel like talking to him so i blew it off and when i got off work i got a call rom philly but when i answered it was sal how fucking crazy.. he was at earls and wanted me to come down so i went and we hung out and ryan was there and philly andmatt it was cool everyone left so sal and i just hung out with andrew for awhile and i was taking sal home and he was having a smoke and we just started talking about him and christina and how all the old earls regualrs are in drama causethey are all datingand no one goes cause they dont want to see each other if that makes any sence at all..and how people have changed and about how ryan and i have been the only ones to seem to be Be able to be friends and still be together sometimes and i told sal i was lik its not easy and blbalab an
What Is He Thinking???
I am not a normal blogger about family issues. But I figured someone out there must be going through the same thing as me!! My mother passed away a little over a year ago. My life has been so busy since she passed, I dont really think I have morned my loss yet. Or maybe its just that I dont want to believe she is gone yet! Prolly the ladder! Me and my mother never really got along until I got pregnant with my first child. After Jess was born me and my mother became very very close. We talked on the phone every day, I called her for MAN advice, etc etc etc...
Anyways,,point being she is GONE! My father has always been my world. Now that my mother is gone I have taken on the roll of making sure he is ok. Making sure he is keeping up with his finances and house up keep. He calls me to make sure he is doing the right thing. I have always been daddies little girl! *smiles* ANYWAYS..THE BOMB WAS DROPPED LAST NIGHT!!!!
DADDY SAID THE WORDS I NEVER EXPECTED TO HEAR! He asked me if it was
Heart Of A Little Girl
Some people say that i'm evil
but I have the heart of a little girl
in a jar on my desk ha ha ha!!!!
Everybody wonders "what if" every once and a while. Be honest with yourself. Because what would you do if,
I died ?
I kissed you?
I lived next door to you?
I showed up at your door unexpectedly?
I stole something?
I was murdered?
I asked you to marry me?
I was hospitalized?
Trust me enough to sleep in the same bed as me ?
Keep a secret if I told you one?
Hold my hand?
Study with me?
Cook for me?
Have you ever ....
Lied to me to make me feel better?
Wanted to kill me?
Broke my heart?
Thought I was unbearablely annoying?
Wanted to tell me something but didn't?
Wondered about my sanity?
Wanted to do something to me?
When and where did we meet?
Describe me in three words?
What was your first impression of me?
What do you think of me now?
Could you see us being together forever?
When was the last time you saw me?
Do you wa
Love And Money
I can take financial set backs and disapointments.
Money lost can easily be made up again, but where love is concerned,
When someone walks away with a chunk of my soul the emptyness doesn't fill
Up that easily!!!!
Women Are Evil By Nature
A sexy woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately. She seductively signaled that he should bring his face closer to hers. As he did, she gently caressed his full beard.
"Are you the manager?" she asked, softly stroking his face with both hands.
"Actually, no," he replied.
"Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she said, running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair.
"I'm afraid I can't," breathed the bartender. "Is there anything I can do?"
"Yes. I need for you to give him a message," she continued, running her forefinger across the bartender's lips and slyly popping a couple of her
fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.
"What should I tell him?" the bartender managed to say.
"Tell him," she whispered, "there's no toilet paper, hand soap, or paper towels in the ladies room!"
This is a letter from my daughter to me that she told me to put in my blog....i didnt ask her why as i took it but when i read it ...there was no need for me to ask her why cause it doesnt matter....not when it made me choke up from the love i felt as i read what she wrote....Thank you Sissy! I love you baby!!
"When the dawn turns to dusk my world suddenly feels right all over again for I know when I close my eyes you'll be there next to me. I could fall a million times and you would be there to lift me up every time. I could carry the sorrows of my life and you would be there to comfort me. I could laugh and you would be sharing my joy. I could do all I wanted to do with you and these are the times I treasure so much, for the world, and I will rejoice again at the breaking of a new day when you are in it."
What did i do to deserve that kind of love...will she ever know how proud a dad she made me feel? I love my kids so damn much and when things like this happen...i lose that da
Why do men have more hair on their chests ?
Because, on the (w)hole woman have more...
What's Your Ideal Pet?
Your Ideal Pet is a Cat
You're both aloof, introverted, and moody.
And your friends secretly wish that you were declawed!
What's Your Ideal Pet?
Around, all around, the dark memories gather.
My dread grows as the Dark One's touch falls against my neck.
It wounds me, and darkly my
life's blood drips
to the cold, uncaring tombstones.
In my madness I call your name
while the end of life takes my hand.
Now alone, my blood falls upon dead eyes.
This is your love
You are so popular, you have your choice of hotties. You can easily charm anyone of your choosing, and you often come home with someone you picked up at the bar.
Despite your forward and extraverted nature, you are usually submissive in bed. You like your partner to take the lead and show you all of their little secrets.
Sex matches: Gemini, Sagittarius, Aquarius
Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
Spring always puts me in the mood to shine up my house and get rid of some of the clutter that inevitably finds its way into my home. I found an interesting web site that is all about cleaning and making your house a haven... It has encouraged me in my cleaning endeavors. I tackled my closet yesterday and got it all organized. Today I plan to get to the hall closet which is the dumping ground in our house for all the things we are not sure we need or want but we will keep them a while and see if they are important. There is one closet in the house that will have to wait til July...The garage is another story.
I am also happy for the return of garage sales. I found a beautiful antique coffee table that had been badly abused but I rescued it for three dollars and I am working on restoring it. I have managed to get all the acrylic paint off and after one more sanding I can stain it. It will go in the living room. So I am a happy camper when I have my house in order. I think that my ho
Thanks Fallen Angel.....such A Beautiful Awesome Friend Love Ya
=== 'FALLEN ANGEL 2 RISING DEVIL' spewed forth the following at '2007-03-12 00:34:44'..
> *********STOP THE FUKING WITCH HUNT********TO THE PERSECUTORS (repost)
> THIS IS ADDRESSED TO THE PERSECUTORS OF SWEETY SUZY
> ENOUGH ALREADY DAMN
> IS THIS A WITCH HUNT
> IS THIS HIGH SCHOOL
> WHO MADE YOU JUDGE AND JURY.
> ARE YOU GOD.
> DO YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO SO HORRIBLY HARASS SOMEONE CONTINUALLY.
> DOES HER CHEATING, LIKE 50%++ OF THE PEOPLE ON HERE, DESERVE TO BE TREATED LIKE THIS BY
> ARE YOU PROUD OF YOURSELF
> WHAT IF YOU DID THIS TO THE WRONG PERSON AND THEY
> CHOSE TO COMMIT SUICIDE OVER THIS CONTINUAL
> JUST WHAT EXACTLY HAS SHE DONE THIS TIME
> "THE NERVE TO HIT A LITTLE LINK AND HAVE HER FACE ON YOUR PAGE OR PAGES"
> LET US STONE HER TO DEATH!!!!
> A LITTLE WHILE AFTER I POSTED THIS BULLETIN I
Experience Gone Awry
I canít keep acting
Just cannot play the
Believe it or
I saw this coming
When I explain
It to you
Iíll remember to
Take it slow
I didnít need too
Simple case of hearing
What you meant
What you said
It never gets real
If it comes out of
The clouds you try to
Are merely a
When you tie yourself up
In tall tales
You end up mired in
Now you are stuck
And the one who
Wound up shocked
Nice to see you
Hereís a kiss
Even fairy tales
We have touched the page
That states The End
I once saw a partner
Now I canít find
Help Me Plz
help me level up please
i only need 1700 points and i will return the favour.
and if 1 person manages to help me do this i will by them a mystery gift of my choice.
Stone Sour "through Glass"
i'm looking at you throught the glass,don't know how much time has pased oh God it feels like forever,but no one ever tells y0u that forever feels like home, sitting all alone inside your head cause i'm looking at you throught the glass,don't know how much time has passed all i know is tht it feels like forver,but no one ever tells you that forever feels like home,sitting all alone inside your head...........................................................love that song.
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Forever takes me by a minute,
While I'm here with you.
I'm falling even more in love,
With everything you do.
Hold me in your arms,
Look deep into my eyes,
Don't turn away and let me go,
Don't ever tell me lies.
I swear I'll never loose you,
In my arms I'll always hold.
I'll never let you slip away,
And leave nothing left untold.
There aren't enough hours,
In each passing day,
To find all the words,
I wish I could say.
Your kiss will last forever,
Your touch forever warm.
You'll guide me to the sunlight,
And shield me from the storm.
This is what I'm saying,
With everything that's true,
I swear on my life,
That I really do love you.
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Have you ever really known what true love is? True love is not a feeling but it is a thought of being happy.I thought I was in love at one time or two in my life but all has failed and I sit here and wonder today what is true love.People say I love you all the time but if you do not get shown the love then what is the use of saying it. A wise person told me one time that love is just a four letter word wiht out meanning unless it is shown and unexplainable. If you can explain love and sum it up into just mearly words then you do not know love. Like I have been through and I have noticed if you you truly love some one show them but also let them know everyday because if you just show and not express into words then it seems to be unreal. Love is a funny thing because it was designed to be shown. But if you just show it does not seem real and if you just tell someone and not show them it seems to be unreal. So to all those out there that are in love or want to be in love or has been in l
The Tarot Card That I Am
You are The Moon
Hope, expectation, Bright promises.
The Moon is a card of magic and mystery - when prominent you know that nothing is as it seems, particularly when it concerns relationships. All logic is thrown out the window.
The Moon is all about visions and illusions, madness, genius and poetry. This is a card that has to do with sleep, and so with both dreams and nightmares. It is a scary card in that it warns that there might be hidden enemies, tricks and falsehoods. But it should also be remembered that this is a card of great creativity, of powerful magic, primal feelings and intuition. You may be going through a time of emotional and mental trial; if you†have any past mental problems, you must be vigilant in taking your medication but avoid drugs or alcohol, as abuse of either will cause them irreparable damage. This time however, can also result in great creativity, psychic powers, visions and insight. You can and should trust your intuition.
Kill the STRESS b4 it kills U.
Reach the GOAL b4 it kicks U.
Help everyone b4 someone helps U.
Live the LIFE b4 life leaves U.
WE came with the fear of not knowing anybodyÖÖ
We will go with tears after knowing everbodyÖÖ.
Making a million friends is not a great thing.
The great thing is to make a friend who will stand by you
When a million are against you.
All our problems are the direct result of knowing or trying to know everything else
Except oneís self.
Love Is Best In World
love is best in world
Love starts with a smile, grows with a kiss,
and ends with a tear.
Don't cry over anyone who won't cry over you.
Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave,
and impossible to forget.
You can only go as far as you push.
Actions speak louder than words.
The hardest thing to do is watch the one you love,
love somebody else.
Don't let the past hold you back;
you're missing the good stuff.
Life's short. If you don't look around
once in a while you might miss it.
A BEST FRIEND is like a four leaf clover,
HARD TO FIND and LUCKY TO HAVE.
Some people make the world
SPECIAL just by being in it.
When it hurts to look back,
and you're scared to look ahead,
you can look beside you and your
BEST FRIEND will be there.
TRUE FRIENDSHIP NEVER ENDS.
Friends are FOREVER.
Good friends are like stars.... You don't always see them,
but you know they are always there.
Don't frown. You never know who is
falling in love wit
~ Teens Investigated For Allegedly Having Sex In Class ~
OK THIS HAPPENED A WHILE AGO BUT THIS SHIT IS GETTING SCARY!!!!!
Incident May Have Involved Teen With Mental Capacity Of 10-Year-Old
OCALA, Fla. -- For the second time this year, students at a Marion County high school are under investigation for having sex in a classroom.
Investigators say the incident took place in a classroom at West Port High and that at least one person witnessed the act, WESH NewsChannel 2 reported.
It involved a 15-year-old girl and a 17-year-old boy, but sources told NewsChannel 2's Stephen Stock that the 17-year-old tests mentally at around age 10. Prosecutors said they may consider the boy a victim.
Ocala Police detectives and state prosecutors are still investigating exactly what happened in the West Port classroom. Investigators believe other students and a full-time teacher were also in the classroom when the oral sex act took place.
"These kids, these two kids in particular, were careful about what they did. They took action to conceal wh
I'm A Unique Weasel
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What Does Your Birth Month Reveal About You?
DecemberLoyal and generous. Sexy. Patriotic. Active in games and interactions. Impatient and hasty. Ambitious. Influential in organizations. Fun to be with. Loves to socialize. Loves praises. Loves attention. Loves to be loved. Honest and trustworthy. Not pretending. Short tempered. Changing personality. Not egoistic. Take high pride in oneself. Hates restrictions. Loves to joke. Good sense of humor. Logical.Take this quiz!
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Mi Vida,--My life,Mi Amor--My love,Infinidad,---Infinity.Someone so specail,that I love,...When I get around him my eyes just dance,I flutter like a butterfly,He is my secret,Although I will never tell him I love him,And a kiss is to be far and drempt about,...But he is there,...~ALWAYS~
My Job Now Becomes Deadly
Report: Four Dead In Greenwich Village Shootout
March 14, 2007
Four people, including two NYPD auxiliary police officers, were killed Wednesday in a late-night shootout near the campus of New York University, according to reports.
The NYPD, however, says only that two officers were wounded in the shooting.
Witnesses describe a chaotic scene in which people shouted and ran for cover during a barrage of 15-20 bullets outside a popular stretch of restaurants along Bleecker Street.
Reports say the incident began when an unidentified man shot and killed a man in a Greenwich Village restaurant, then was confronted by two auxiliary officers nearby.
The suspect reportedly shot and killed the two officers before he himself was shot and killed by another NYPD officer who was responding to the incident.
Police closed off several blocks around the area as patrons streamed into the streets following the shootings.
The Auxiliary Police Program is a volunteer program ma
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The Buzz About Flax
Last week, while cruising the aisles of the grocery store, it seemed like everywhere I turned I ran into a new flax-based product.
I was amazed at the wide variety of these products, which were previously found mostly in health food stores or in the specialty area of the local grocery store. I could have selected snack bars, pancakes, cereals, muffins and trail mix, all boasting of their flaxseed content.
So why is flaxseed gaining popularity on the shelves of the local grocery store? Well, maybe people have begun to hear about the reported benefits that flax has on heart health, including lowering cholesterol and triglycerides levels, reducing blood pressure, and decreasing platelet aggregation (clot forming). In addition, flaxseed is an excellent source of fiber.
Researchers have found that flaxseed is rich in alpha-linolenic acid (ALA), a polyunsaturated fat. It is this essential fatty acid that confers flaxseed's potential heart-healthy benefits and that is helping this a
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Forget Me Not
I tried to be strong when you broke my heart...
I did not cry, yet now I do; for we're far apart.
You told me you loved me - so sweet and sincere...
You made me so happy, I had nothing to fear.
As time went by, what we had flourished and spread...
All was unspoken, no words needed to be said.
And then came a day, when something went wrong...
All I knew I could do was hold on and be strong.
It was so sudden; you gave no reason of why...
I felt so numb and empty inside; I just wanted to die.
Sadness consumed me, yet I fought to stay whole...
I took so much for granted, and this was my toll.
Blinded by confusion, I felt so lost and helpless...
And then there was you, someone so kind and so selfless.
My one true friend - I give you thanks for all you have done.
You mean the world to me; you're my moon, my stars, and my sun.
I do love you always and forever.....
Just whatever,don't care anymore,really I don't. Work my ass off to open up and trust people,the second I do, I my heart riped out. From a friend that i loved, told her My feelings for this guy,trusted her then anout hour or so ago he gets on and tells me that they are together.Have been for sometime now. He even has the guts to say it was my fault for getin attached. That him and her or not at fault here. Yet both of them knew my feelings. Then he also ask me not to tell her that we had this talk. Told him I wouldn't and I won't. Then he say I don't want you to be sad or hurt,then I say fine if you mean that then no teling anyone either. Just so like me, it's always my fault never anyone eles so they say, Just when I think it can't get any worse it always does. SO Ya,I don't give shit anymore,I don't believe in anything anymore, just can't, Fuck if I do and Fuck if I don't. So from now on, fuck it, no one will ever know me.Then in time I'll just fade away.
RIP McCAYLA YOU NO LONGER HAVE TO HURT
WHEN DO WE GIVE A DAMN!!!!!
NONE OF THESE KIDS ASK TO BE BORN TO:
PIECES OF SHIT
WHO THE ONLY THING
THEY ARE GOOD AT IS:
EITHER UNZIPPING THEIR PANTS,
SPREADING THEIR LEGS!!!!!
WHY DOES IT HAVE TO END HERE!!!!!
HANDS WERE MADE TO CARESS,
ARMS TO HUG/HOLD,
FEET TO RUN TO SOMEONE'S AID,
HEARTS TO LOVE,
YOU NAME ME 1 THING A CHILD DOES
TO DESERVE ABUSE JUST 1 THING!!!!
I'LL TELL YOU THE ONLY THING
A CHILD EVER DOES
AND THAT IS:
THE ONES WHO BEAT THEM
I KNOW THIS BULLETIN ISN'T MUCH
BUT IT'S MORE THAN SHE GOT
WHEN SHE WAS ALIVE FROM ANY ADULT
WHO KNEW AND DID NOTHING
IF YOU GIVE A DAMN
REPOST THIS DAMNIT!!!!!!!
THIS IS FOR U McCayla
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God looked around His garden and
He found an empty
St. Patrick's Day Weekend, Remember To Wear Your Green
Good Morning and I hope your up coming weekend will be that of a grand one for you. Hi there. Hopefully the weekend will be a formidable one for me as well. Mandy marches in her last St. Patrickís Day Parade in Coloma on Saturday. Coloma always does one of those big to-dos for St. Patrickís Day. Not the Green beer in bars celebration or anything of that nature. They do not color the river water green like in a big city just across the big pond of Lake Michigan. No they only paint a green stripe down the center of Main Street. Many floats and high school bands frequent the parade which is always held on the evening of St. Patrickís Day. Should be no different rain or shine snow or no. We are considered an all season parade. Although now saying that. I remember a person who mentioned their air port was an all weather facility and when it closed do to a blizzard for 45 hours this man jumped up on the podium Chuck Cannon and purposed to choke the person responsible for coining the phrase t
A Poem I Wrote
He came to me perhaps by chance
I heard his words for which to dance
My heart succumbed to his ether breath
This unconsious state is worse than death
His sweat that burns like acid rain
Could this be the cure to all my pain
Razor blade tongue and heated eyes
The touch of his hand so full of lies
I'm set on fire with just one look
If he only knew it wasn't me that he took....
Puttin in new graphics card. I'll be back on soon : )
Death To Israel/death To America
I Know that most everyone who reads this doesn't give a fuck about the following. But it's coming. Don't lull urself into a false sense of security cuz it's been 6 years with no major attacks on U.S. soil. This threat has been festering since 1979, and will knock on your doors one day soon unless someone does something now. This is what will happen cuz u want to attack everything George W. Bush does. Undermining our position and strength in the anti-American anti-Isreal arena of global politics. Torture every last extremist and raze every county to the ground that supports and sponsors terror until our wrath is felt in the islamafascist world. In today's world of doubts regarding foreign policies, dont take my word for it. Visit www.theisraelproject.org/iranpresskit and get the facts for yourselves
How We Pee !
The Art of Taking A Pee
(Written to a woman who accidently walked into a men's restroom...)
Please don't feel bad, lady. It wasn't you entering the men's washroom that
caused that guy to pee on the guy next to him. Hell, we do that all the time.
It's rare for us guys to ever hit what we're aiming for. Sometimes I go into the
washroom, start to pee, and then just start spinning around; just so I'll make
sure I hit something.
You see, something you ladies should understand by now is that men's penises
have a mind of their own. A guy can go into a bathroom stall because all the
urinals are being used, take perfect aim at the toilet, and his penis will still
manage to piss all over the roll of toilet paper, down his left pant leg, and
onto his shoe. I'm telling 'ya those little buggers can't be trusted.
After being married 28 years my wife has me trained. I'm no longer allowed
to pee like a man - standing up. I am required to
Ladies this has to be read, laughed at and passed on. There is not a woman alive today who won't crack up over this!
I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week.
Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor's office to tell me that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 930 am.
I had only just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already 8.45 am. The trip to the office took about 35 minutes, so I didn't have time to spare.
As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to make the full effort. So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet the washcloth that was sitting next to th e sink, and gave myself a quick wash in 'that area' to make sure I was at least presentable.
I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my appointment.
I was in the waiting room for only a
A Story Of Ecstasy...
A Story Of Ecstasy...
I ache to be with you tonight
To be behind you holding you close
So I can whisper to you
All the nasty little things I want to do
I ache to feel your soft lips kissing me
As I run my hands over you
Teasing your breasts with my hands
Sliding my fingers down your body
Till I get to that sweet little spot that makes you moan
I ache to slip me fingers inside you
To tease you and watch you wiggle in ecstasy
And share delight
All as you can feel me pressed up against you
Letting you know how bad I want you
As you can now feel my hardness pressing against your tight ass
I ache to stand behind you
Holding your naked body tightly
Pressing up against you
As you tilt you head back and say to me
ďMake me yours tonight, control meĒ
ďI want to do all the nasty things you wantĒ
ďI need you I want you take meĒ.
And with those words spoken
I slowly bend you over exposing that sweet ass of yours
And with a light slap the fun beg
I Love You So Hard
I love you so hard
Itís so hard to love you
You drive me insane
And I like it
You take the lil and make it big
You take the big and make it nothing
You make me smile with your words
Iíve found my happy with you
I love you so hard
I hardly can believe I really do
Youíre on my mind
All the time
My heart is warm because it knows itís true
You stalks my senses
Always leaving me wanting more
I love you so hard
I try so hard to not
I give in with all of me
You want it
I take a step
You need a leap
I give an inch
And you are there with arms wide open
I love you so hard
And Iím letting go
You can have me
I will have you
Our happy will come from our us
I will love you for life or longer
Never to lose you to another
Iíll give you what you want
To keep you here with me
I love you so hard
Happy St. Patricks Day!
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feels you with desire
to bring me to my knee's
the desire to see me
looking up to you
with wanting, begging pleading eyes
wanting to see
the begging, pleading eyes of desire
seeing need of pain and pleasure
i so desire
waiting for me to kiss your feet
needing me to speak
oh Master you are the true one i desire
those words you do seek
then you know i am yours to keep.
not goin to sleep now, I found a bottle of liqour to keep me company. last time I drank when I felt like this. hmmm...didn't end so well. Let us not live in the past shall we haha. I have a bottle of liqour and an acoustic guitar. How this ends is anyones guess. Ima be hungover as a bitch 2moro. but i will be alive. don't worry. and our journey begins.
If Tears Could Build A Stairway
If tears could build a stairway,
and memory was a lane,
I would walk right up to heaven,
and bring you back again.
No farewell words were spoken,
no time to say goodbye.
You were gone before i knew it,
and only God knows why.
Our hearts still ache in sadness,
and secret tears still flow.
What it meant to lose you,
No one can ever know.
But now we know that you want us,
To morn for you no more,
To remember all the happy times,
Life still has much in store.
Since you'll never be forgotten,
I pledge to you today,
A hallowed place within my heart,
Is where you will always stay...
R.I.P Jesse Robert Zwolle
my dear friend, you are gone but never forgotten
March 14, 2007
3 'jeopardy' Contestants End Up Tied
NEW YORK - All those years of answers and questions, and it's never happened before on "Jeopardy!" What is a three-way tie, Alex?
The three contestants on the venerable game show all finished with $16,000 after each answering the final question correctly in the category, "Women of the 1930s," on Friday's show. They identified Bonnie Parker, of the famed Bonnie and Clyde crime duo, as a woman who, as a waitress, once served one of the men who shot her.
"We've had a lot of crazy things happen on `Jeopardy!' but in 23 years I've never seen anything like this before," host Alex Trebek said.
The show contacted a mathematician who calculated the odds of such a three-way tie happening ó one in 25 million.
The three contestants, Jamey Kirby of Gainesville, Fla.; Anders Martinson of Union City, Calif.; and Scott Weiss of Walkersville, Md; were all declared champions and taped a rematch that will air Monday.
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If Only You Could Hear My Heart
If you could hear my heart
What would you hear?
The joy and happiness,
or the pain and sorrow
If you could hear my heart
Would it be honest with you?
Or would it shy away to scared to talk
If you could hear my heart
Would it put on a disguise?
To cover up the pain
that it has suffer
If only you could hear
What my heart would say
It would tell you how happy
You make it.
My heart would let you know
That you are not the
Cause of pain
But the healer.
My heart would say that
I am unstable
And some days the
Pain is more that it can bear.
If only you could hear my heart
It would tell you that
It is glitter
Someday a mask is
To disguise what is
Being held inside
The main thing that
My heart would tell you is
It loves you
If only you could hear
what my heart says
Which One Are You I'm October
Ęĺ JANUARY = SHYNESS
Fun to be with. Loves to try new things. Boy/girls LOVE you.
You are very hott. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to
be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed.
Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily
consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's
feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable.
Emotional temperamental and unpredictable.
Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly.
spazzy at times.Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets.
dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things.
Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive
and forms impressions carefully. Caring and
loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of
sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people
through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties
in studying. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive
unless provoked. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt
but takes long to recover. Repost this in the next 5
mins and your rep
Relationship Rules !!!!!!
1. The female makes the rules.
2. The rules are subject to change by the female at any time without prior notification.
3. No male can possibly know all the rules. Attempts to document the rules are not permitted.
4. If the female suspects that the male may know some or all of the rules, she must immediately change some or all of the rules.
5. The female is never wrong.
6. If the female is wrong, it is because of an egregarious misunderstanding which was the direct result of something the male did, said, did not do, or did not say.
7. If rule 6 is invoked, the male must apologize immediately for having been the cause of the misunderstanding without any clues from the female as to what he did to have caused the misunderstanding. See rule 13.
8. The female may change her mind at any time for any reason or no reason at all.
9. The male is never permitted to change his mind or under circumstances without the express written consent of the female which is given only
I've Done Enough
i've done enough
i thought i could live without you
i thought you deserved the love i gave you
but i was wrong....
i've done enough, it is over now
now that i know you don't deserve the love
cuz you don't know how to apprecitate it
i'd rather go through with lots of pain
then to stay by yourside.....
For Those Of You Who Have Pets......a Must Read!!!!
Please check your pets food ...Numbers are listed toword the bottom of this Blog ..!!!!
Pet Food Tests Kill Seven Animals, Feds Say
By ANDREW BRIDGES
WASHINGTON (March 19) - As many as one in six animals died in tests of suspect dog and cat food by the manufacturer after complaints the products were poisoning pets around the country, the government said Monday.
A federal investigation is focusing on wheat gluten as the likely source of contamination that sparked a recall last Friday of 60 million cans and pouches of the suspect food, said Stephen F. Sundlof, the Food and Drug Administration's top veterinarian.
The ingredient, a protein source, is commonly used as filler.
Agency investigators are looking at other ingredients as well. The wet-style pet food was made by Menu Foods, an Ontario, Canada-based company.
Menu Foods told the FDA it received the first complaints of kidney failure and deaths among cats and dogs from pet owners on Feb. 20. It began new te
The Girl Without Hands
A certain miller had little by little fallen into poverty, and had nothing left but his mill and a large apple-tree behind it. Once when he had gone into the forest to fetch wood, an old man stepped up to him whom he had never seen before, and said, why do you plague yourself with cutting wood, I will make you rich, if you will promise me what is standing behind your mill. What can that be but my apple-tree, thought the miller, and said, yes, and gave a written promise to the stranger. He, however, laughed mockingly and said, when three years have passed, I will come and carry away what belongs to me, and then he went. When the miller got home, his wife came to meet him and said, tell me, miller, from whence comes this sudden wealth into our house. All at once every box and chest was filled, no one brought it in, and I know not how it happened. He answered, it comes from a stranger who met me in the forest, and promised me great treasure. I' in return, have promised him what stands beh
It is now long ago, quite two thousand years, since there was a rich man who had a beautiful and pious wife, and they loved each other dearly. They had, however, no children, though they wished for them very much, and the woman prayed for them day and night, but still they had none. Now there was a court-yard in front of their house in which was a juniper tree, and one day in winter the woman was standing beneath it, paring herself an apple, and while she was paring herself the apple she cut her finger, and the blood fell on the snow. Ah, said the woman, and sighed right heavily, and looked at the blood before her, and was most unhappy, ah, if I had but a child as red as blood and as white as snow. And while she thus spoke, she became quite happy in her mind, and felt just as if that were going to happen. Then she went into the house and a month went by and the snow was gone, and two months, and then everything was green, and three months, and then all the flowers came out of the earth
The Devil And His Grandmother
There was a great war, and the king had many soldiers, but gave them small pay, so small that they could not live upon it, so three of them agreed among themselves to desert. One of them said to the others, "If we are caught we shall be hanged on the gallows, how shall we manage it?" Another said, "Look at that great cornfield, if we were to hide ourselves there, no one could find us, the troops are not allowed to enter it, and to-morrow they are to march away." They crept into the corn, only the troops did not march away, but remained lying all round about it. They stayed in the corn for two days and two nights, and were so hungry that they all but died, but if they had come out, their death would have been certain. Then said they, "What is the use of our deserting if we have to perish miserably here?"
But now a fiery dragon came flying through the air, and it came down to them, and asked why they had concealed themselves there. They answered, "We are three soldiers who have desert
There were once two brothers who both served as soldiers, one of them was rich, and the other poor. Then the poor one, to escape from his poverty, doffed his soldier's coat, and turned farmer. He dug and hoed his bit of land, and sowed it with turnip-seed. The seed came up, and one turnip grew there which became large and strong, and visibly grew bigger and bigger, and seemed as if it would never stop growing, so that it might have been called the princess of turnips, for never was such an one seen before, and never will such an one be seen again. At length it was so enormous that by itself it filled a whole cart, and two oxen were required to draw it, and the farmer had not the least idea what he was to do with the turnip, or whether it would be a fortune to him or a misfortune. At last he thought, if you sell it, what will you get for it that is of any importance, and if you eat it yourself, why, the small turnips would do you just as much good. It would be better to take it to the k
What is life beyond death - Is it evil or devine - or is the line that devides them both an imaginary one.... Layout Codes and Myspace Graphics Layout Graphics Dark Comment Images
The Wolf And The Man
Once upon a time the fox was talking to the wolf of the strength of man. How no animal could withstand him, and how all were obliged to emply cunning in order to protect themselves from him. Then the wolf answered, if I had but the chance of seeing a man for once, I would set on him notwithstanding. I can help you to do that, said the fox. Come to me early to-morrow morning, and I will show you one. The wolf presented himself betimes, and the fox took him out on the road by which the huntsmen went daily. First came an old discharged soldier. Is that a man, inquired the wolf. No, answered the fox, that was one. Afterwards came a little boy who was going to school. Is that a man. No, that will be one. At length came a hunter with his double-barelled gun at his back, and hanger by his side. Said the fox to the wolf, look, there comes a man, you must attack him, but I will take myself off to my hole. The wolf then rushed on the man. When the huntsman saw him he said, it is a pity that I ha
Reality Of Love
It doesn't matter who you love or how you love, but that you love. Where it doesn't exist plant it and it will grow. One does not fall in and out of love. One grows in love.
To fall in love is awfully simple, but to fall out of love is simply awful. Being in love is experiencing a person's essence and expression of that essence, and being unwilling for the other person not to express it.
There is no remedy for love but to love more. A successful relationship requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. It is difficult to know at what moment love begins; it is less difficult to know that it has begun.
Falling in love consists merely in uncorking the imagination and bottling the common sense. Releasing all the past and accepting the present. Don't carry your past luggage around with you. When it becomes to heavy drop it and don't ever look back for it. We live in the present looking forwards to a beautiful future. If you continue carrying that past luggage
March 16, 2007
The Internet Corporation For Assigned Names and Numbers (ICANN) pulled Registerfly as an accredited domain registrar. After an intense legal battle in which their servers were locked and customers sites were going AWOL, ICANN has issued a letter to the company giving them until March 31, 2007 to approve all domain transfers off of their servers to other registrars.
What's this mean?
Companies like Godaddy.com and Network Solutions will be getting a HUGE influx of new customers from this switch.
What's my take?
I believe it was coming. There is NOTHING like a legal battle between two owners of a company to the point where they lock down all of their data and servers. Shame on you. I hope you learn your lesson by being shut down.
Think About It - My Favorites
There is always more misery among the lower classes than there is humanity in the higher.
- Victor Hugo (1862)
They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.
- Benjamin Franklin (1759)
I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it.
- Thomas Jefferson
Do not be too moral. You may cheat yourself out of much life. Aim above morality. Be not simply good; be good for something.
- Henry David Thoreau
The radical of one century is the conservative of the next. The radical invents the views. When he has worn them out the conservative adopts them.
- Mark Twain (1935)
Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple.
- Barry Switzer
Your talent is God's gift to you.
What you do with it is your gift back to God.
More Joey Porter Drama!
Word has it that Levi Jones also lost some jewelry in the altercation with Joey Porter the other night at The Palms. Seems that about seven people were involved in all. Goeff Hobson at Bengals.com sums it up best:
"The Bengals game against the Dolphins in Miami this season now has some hype".
This appears to be a case where Joey Porter needs to get shot in the ass again. Perhaps somebody from Levi Jones' crew can take care of that. Maybe Pacman Jones is available? He's been out of the news for a few weeks now.
Lustfully Yours. . .
The steam issuing from the shower only added to the pleasures going on within. Two water drenched bodies, glistening in the floestet light, moving as one. His hands seemed to find and cover her whole body. His lips only the better. Her hair a tangle against his chest down her back. Full breats fill is wanting hand as he cups them, making the excitement increase in his hips. A small moan escapes from between her lips, her back arches and she steadies herself against the tile. He bites her neck sending bolts of electric like intensity down her body. She turns her head to allow is hot tounge to fill her mouth quieting her. They stay entwined in th embrace as his thrusts pick up speed. No longer able to keep it inside, she lets out a scream of ecstasy as he fills her making her whole body melt in pleasure. Letting his body relax after the sweet release he holds her panting body as the water still falls upon them.
Rolling out my minds regards
Ink flowing with a blot guard
Being held firm with a useful ease
writing whatever they please
Creating what is in your mind
Letting me write it time after time
Holding me next to your heart
Hating it when we have to part
A useful thing I am to thee
Writing down your memories
Thank the person for the pen
A savior and destructor for all
By Scott baker
Think about all the thing that have begin and ended with the pen.
War, peace and human strife has been laid out with this human tool .
It has created the world you know today.
WELL SINCE OUR LITTLE INCIDENT THIS AFTERNOON WITH SOME "NO NAMED" PERSON THINGS HAVE QUIETED DOWN SOME.
NOW FOR THE CONTEST IT SEEMS THAT HER LITTLE PLANS ISNT WORKING I AM 985 POINTS BEHIND THE LEADER THAT STILL A DAY N HALF LEFT. AS SOON AS I GET MY POINTS MY BACK BOMBING MY OWN ASS. DAMN THAT SOUNDS KINKY.. OK MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER.. QUIET PINK HE MADE ME HORNY SO STOP LAUGHING!!! KEEP THE COMMENTS COMING THIS GROUP IS AWESOME AND WE HAVE STRONG LEADERS IN HERE NOW THAT WONT TAKE CRAP FROM ANYONE!!! SO SHOW THE SUPPORT!!
FREE WILLY.. OK DAMNIT MIND IN GUTTER AGAIN.. SHUSH PINK
Youwish Profile Was Rating It Got This Poem
Hello every one I came up with this poem while searching the new memebers profiles. I came across Youwish "85008" profile. Something just clicked in my mind. I hope She is not mad or embaraced. Because of the poem I typed into her profile. I hope also she does not delete it. But for my friends and fans here is the poem.
A Midnight hour dream.
The lady of faith who I love, Taking the chance of ardent love.
The dream is real the love foolish.
Yet we travel threw the woman's love.
Anthing can take place.
Just keep dreaming.
One cold winter night one will find truth.
I have found and lost woman's love.
I know, I will never be apart of your dreams.
So face to face we can never say again.
Only in the midnight hour of a dream, does it hold true.
Place My Head Up Your Chest(ratedxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
i place my head upon your chest
for a second i begin to rest
not for long, as im tempted by your breast
bite me they call
lick my nipples, dont stall
as cum from below start to fall
i'll rub my fingers slowly over your curves
your beauty i'll show with more then words
take me now, with no delay
i hear as my tongue massages your body
bites on your neck, lips, even your ears
just enough to calm your fears
your nails rip my flesh, still i dont penatrate
no need to hurry, it's love that we make
there's alot more to my foreplay
my hands and tongue do most of the work
but the words i whisper will make you squirt
a night of passion, a life time of love
everynight i offer this extasy to my dove
i drag my tongue down your sexy body to your navel
i carry you to the bed from the table
you soak the sheets with sweat and cum
still this is only a quater of the fun
i lick down your silky legs
i can still here your body beg
stop teasing me, get started instead
You Are 4: The Individualist
You are sensitive and intuitive, with others and yourself.
You are creative and dreamy... plus dramatic and unpredictable.
You're emotionally honest, real, and easily hurt.
Totally expressive, others always know exactly how you feel.
What Number Are You?
is going pretty good right now.
got amazing friends.
got a love life, even if it's not a RELATIONSHIP.
got a job.
got a life.
paying my bills.
going to school.
A Must Read Or Off My List You Go
I'M NOT JOKING EITHER THIS MEANS SOOO MUCH TO ME AND IF YOU CANT TAKE 2 HOURS OUT OF YOUR DAY AND CHANGE YOUR MAIN PIC TO HIS TAG WHICH THERE HAS BEEN MANYYYYYYYYYYYY BULLETINS FOR YOU TO GET THIS TAG ... IF I SEE YOU ONLINE AND YOUR MAIN PIC NOT CHANGED BECAUSE YOU CANT TAKE 2 HOURS OUT FOR MY LIL BUDDY THEN YOUR NOT REALLY MY FRIEND AND OFF MY LIST YOU WILL GO.... YOU MAY RIP THE TAG FROM MY ALBUM IF YOU NEED ONE IT WILL SAY TAG ON THE PIC......
12-2 pm for the vigal & OUR
MOMENT OF SILENCE
Plzz be apart of little Kristian's funeral/candlelight vigal on
Thursday, March 22, 2007
Post this on ur profile page
and make his tag ur primary
it's just 2 hrs. out of your day
ROSIE AND MANY OTHER HAVE DONE ALOT TO HELP ME IN THIS TIME OF NEED AND IF YOU CANT SHOW A LIL LOVE THEN I DONT NEED YOU AS A FRIEND..
TO ROSIE FOR DOING THIS FOR ME AND HIS FAMILY I CANT THANK YOU ENOUGH THIS MEANS SO MUCH TO US AND WE THANK YOU..
TO SASSYGIRL THANK YOU SOOO FOR ALL THE TIME YOU
Make Sweet Candy 'peepz' At Home
March 21, 2007 ó Marshmallow "peeps" are one of Easter's most popular treats. Culinary Institute of America chef Francisco Migoya has a simple recipe for making fresh marshmallow chicks at home. Usually, "peeps" are full of preservatives to extend their shelf life, but with Chef Migoya's recipe, you can make them fresh.
Marshmallow "Peepz" by C.I.A. Chef Francisco Migoya
Yields about 36 pieces
ĺ cup confectioners' sugar, sifted
Ĺ cup corn starch, sifted
2 packets (ľ ounce each) powdered gelatin, about 2 tablespoons
Ĺ cup cold water
2 cups granulated sugar
Ĺ cup light corn syrup
2/3 cup water
9 large egg whites, at room temperature
Your favorite food coloring, as needed
Flavor extract to taste, optional
1 cup granulated sugar combined with food coloring, as needed
ľ cup semi-sweet chocolate, melted
Stand mixer fitted with a whisk attachment
Pastry bag or large plas
12 Types Of Females....so Which Do I Remind U Of? Lol
1. Ms. Gold-Digger
a. You have some one to manage your money.
b. She always looks good.
c. She makes your other niggas jealous.
d. She makes you look good.
a. When you get broke she'll be gone and take what you have left.
b. She makes sure she has a child by you to sue you for child support.
c. Once your nigga comes up she'll be on his arm the next day.
2. Ms. Freak (secret lover)
a. She knows all the right positions.
b. She'll try everything more than once.
c. You're never unsatisfied.
d. She'll do all the things your girl won't do.
e. She doesn't mind being your freak, as long as she catches one too.
a. Eventually, b/c she's a female, she'll end up catching feelings.
b. She starts to act like she's your "main".
c. She fucks wit ya boy and act like you in the wrong for telling her that she's a freak.
d. Eventually her shit gets old. And you need a replacement.
3. Ms. Independent
Friends Are Born, Not Made
This is a poem being sent from a Marine to his Dad.
For those who take the time to read it,
you'll see a letter from him to his Dad at the bottom.
It makes you truly thankful
for not only the Marines,
but ALL of our troops.
We all came together,
Both young and old
To fight for our freedom,
To stand and be bold.
In the midst of all evil,
We stand our ground,
And we protect our country
From all terror around.
Peace and not war,
Is what some people say.
But I'll give my life,
So you can live the American way.
I give you the right
To talk of your peace.
To stand in your groups,
and protest in our streets.
But still I fight on, I don't bitch, I don't whine.
I'm just one of the people
Who is doing your time.
I'm harder than nails,
Stronger than any machine.
I'm the immortal soldier,
I'm a U.S. MARINE!
So stand in my shoes,
And leave from your home.
Fight for the people who hate you,
I Am The Vampire
I Am The Vampire
By Tempie Garrett
It was hot and cold
sometimes new and always old
I was young and bold
My soul had been sold
It was the trill
of the devil's kill
It is the wound that won't heal
and he always comes against my will
I am a creature of the night
I always cause such a fright
and there is a legend about my bite
but with my race, it's alright
I am the Vampire
and I never tire
My throat is continuously on fire
So is this what they all admire
The Lover Quiz
kafka69, you're now logged in!
Below you'll find your test result. After, continue on to your
homescreen to discover what we're about.
continue to OkCupid homescreen >
The Surprising Lover
68% partner focus, 42% aggressiveness, 60% adventurousness
Based on the results of this test, it is highly likely that:
You prefer your romance and love to wild and daring rather than typical or boring, you would rather be pursued than do the pursuing and, when it comes to physical love, your satisfaction comes more from providing a wonderful time to your partner than simply seeking your own.
This places you in the Lover Style of: The Surprising Lover.
The Surprising Lover is a wonderful Lover Style, and, like the name implies, is often filled with hidden delights and talents that might not be apparent from a surface knowledge of the person. The Surprising Lover is rather
Little Johnny On The Banister Rail
Little Johnny and his neighbor, Suzy, are playing in the hone day, when Johnny gets this great idea. "Let's take turns sliding down the banister rail!" he suggests.
"Oh no," answers Suzy, "That's way too scary!"
"No, it's not. It'll be fun!" says little Johnny as he proceeds to the top of the stairs. The banister rail is long and very smooth, with a large, beautiful, marble ball at its base. Johnny climbs on and down he goes, squealing with excitement as he goes. He jumps off just before he gets to the bottom of the rail and the marble ball.
"That was great," he screams. "Come on, Suzy, you try now."
Suzy still isn't quite sure that this is such a good idea. "No," she says, "it looks too scary."
"No, it's not!" exclaims little Johnny, and away he goes again to the top of the stairs. He climbs onto the rail, and down he goes again, having just as much fun as he did the first time. Again jumps off just before he gets to the bottom of the rail and the marble ball.
Really This Is My Heart...
Rascal Flatts What Hurts The Most
LOVE REALLY DOES HURT THIS MUCH.... I WONDER SINCE IHAVE LOST MY LOVE WILL THERE EVER BE ANOTHER OR AM I DONE???08/22/2007
Adding To My Last Blog Re Usa Troops Killing Uk Troops
would like to add to this...
The two US pilots who took out a convoy of UK tanks mistaking them for a flat bed trailer (DURRR)
the pilots response...
this sucks ... we're in jail now man...
Not only were they BOTH not even disciplined, they were BOTH still flying out there prior to the trial here and the cockpit video was hidden for FOUR years by the USA military who told the UK government it didnt exist!!
however last week they were both found GUILTY of unlawful killing in a UK trial....
Lets hope this will be the start of the rest of the clusterfucks coming to trial instead of being covered up by so called allied forces.
Sexy Gift Game
Wanna know how hot you are???
You're OK-----teddy bear
You're CUTE----red rose
I'd Do Ya!!----any spicy gift
You're SEXY----dozen roses
Let's Be Friends----kitten
We can party----any liquid refreshment
Wanna get Married??---any big pimpin' gift
Repost this and see how many gifts you get!!!
Top 5 Reasons Breakfast Is A Must For Kids
How many times have you heard, "breakfast is the most important meal of the day"? Here's why, in terms of small-fry. Kids who eat breakfast:
1. Do better in school
2. Have more focus and concentration, more energy, and better eye-hand coordination
3. Have fewer behavioral problems
4. Are more likely to meet their nutritional needs overall
5. Have an easier time staying at a healthy weight
"Mornings can be hectic in any family, and getting kids-much less adults-to eat something can be a challenge. But just look at the payoffs!" says pediatrician Jennifer Trachtenberg, MD, mom of three and proud author of her first book, the new, super-useful Good Kids, Bad Habits: The RealAge Guide to Raising Healthy Children.
"So if you can't make the morning meal happen at home, send kids off with healthy on-the-go breakfasts to eat on the way," says Dr. Jen. "The night before, have them help you fill plastic zipper bags with things like nuts, raisins, and Os cereal; orange slices
28 Secrets & 40 Questions
28 SecretsTAKE THIS SURVEY!Take this surveyWHAT IS YOUR DISPLAY NAME ABOUT?I like it....WHERE WAS YOUR DEFAULT PICTURE TAKEN?my roomWhat is your middle name?LeAnnWHAT IS YOUR CURRENT RELATIONSHIP STATUS?complicatedIF SOMEONE WERE TO TELL YOU HOW THEY FELT, WOULD YOU LISTEN?of courseWHATS YOUR CURRENT MOOD?sleepyWHO DO YOU LOVE MOST?a small group of select folksWHAT MAKES YOU HAPPY?lots of things ;)ARE YOU MUSICALLY INCLINED?sortaIF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, AND CHANGE SOMETHING WOULD YOU?sure!IF YOU MUST BE AN ANIMAL FOR ONE DAY- WHAT WOULD YOU BE?a well loved house catEVER HAD A NEAR DEATH EXPERIENCE?I've had manyWHAT'S THE NAME OF THE SONG THAT'S STUCK IN YOUR HEAD?"Here Without You" - 3 Doors Down (sappy goodness!!!)WHO DID YOU COPY AND PASTE THIS FROM?JasonHAVE YOU EVER SANG IN FRONT OF A LARGE AUDIENCE?Yeppers (almost peed myself the first time)WHAT'S THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX?either eyes or ass...depends how they are facing me :PWHAT DO YOU USUALLY ORDER
What's Wrong Here?
Find the error. It's impossible!
Did you know that 80% of UCSD students could not find the error above? Repost this with the title "Whats wrong here," and when you click "post bulletin," the answer will be really obvious
Sorry To All My Friends
i was cut off from this site from my last internet provider now that im back in the usa im back
Soap On The Deck
ďBut Chris, I donít like Charlie.Ē
ďI understand, Linda. And from what Iíve heard, I donít care for him much either.Ē
ďI donít want to sleep with him.Ē
ďOh babe, you know your feelings are the most important thing in the world to me, and Iíd never ask you to do something you didnít want to do. I just wish there was some other way to get an audition.Ē
ďBut Charlie is disgusting.Ē
ďThis isnít about Charlie. This is about you and me. This is about our future and the dreams weÖĒ
ďYou know Chris, my vibrator and I had a very good relationship before you came along and I can put that back together for the price of a couple D-cells, which is a hell of a lot less than Iíve been spending on your sorry ass.Ē
ďYouíre right, Linda. It was a bad idea. Iíve just been going through some tough times lately. Iím so sorry for all the trouble Iíve caused you. I guess I just lost my perspective somewhere along the way. Youíre the only thing that really matters to me. Maybe
Young Bi And Looking
if your bi n looking to play with a cute sexy greece girl get back to me im not into games or webcaming soo get back to me.muah
Nothing Good ,read Eles Where.
Tonight like a lot of other nights of late. I wish I wan't me, I wish this wasn't my life. I would be anywhere eles but here if I could. Thee last few months have been hell. Going through ,the lost of a friend,my mom sickness. Right now I wish that I wasn't here and that I was somewhere eles with someone who truely understood me and cared for me,doing what a 28 year old like myself should be doing. I should be out enjoying water going away and spring coming. I should be haveing fun with my friends and that person that makes my heart race. Not working my ass off, to keep peace. But yet I have put a hold on mylife for the last few months and not asking to be set free. Just asking for a break that all,I could never and would never turn my back on family. I know that I gave my word to my mother not to let my brothers know how she's really doing,but tonight I was i wasn't honoring her wishes. I'll stop now before i cry to much where the keys get blurred.
CHECK TIS GROUP OUT THEY KICK ASS!!!
THERE IS SOME OF THERE MUSIC IN MY STASH IN MY VIDEOS YOU WILL LIKE WHAT YOU HERE
ADD THEM ON YOUR MYSPACE TOO:
I have websites on these sites and also blogs and some pictures
Another Completely Ridiculous Statement
Apparently im in some kind of sick ridiculous mood right now so sit tight it will pass soon.
Bigfoot critics say bigfoot has been spotted since the 1800's and cant possibly exist because nobody could ever live that long...my response..Dick Clark has. That guy is what? 400 years old? whew ok its passed so sorry
I Write Sins Not Tragedies
I Write Sins Not Tragedies
Oh, well imagine; as I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor,
and I can't help but to hear, no I can't help but to hear an exchanging of words.
"What a beautiful wedding!, What a beautiful wedding!" says a bridesmaid to a waiter.
"Ah yes, but what a shame, what a shame, the poor groom's bride is a whore."
I chime in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of closing the god damn door?!"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality.
I chime in "Haven't you people ever heard of closing the god damn door?!"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of hope.
Well in fact, well I'll look at it this way, I mean technically our marriage is saved
Well this calls for a toast so, pour the champagne,
Oh! Well in fact, well I'll look at it this way, I mean technically our marriage is saved
Well this calls for a toast, so pour the champagne, pour the champagne.
I chimed in with a "Haven'
A Poem, I Found.....(heart Broken)
A poem I found today.... Nothing special... THERE WAS A MISTAKE IN THE LAST ONE...HERE IS THE CORRECT ONE...
HEART BROKEN I STAND IN THE SHADOWS.
HANDS TO MY SIDE, HEAD HUNG LOW.
WITH THE WOUND ON MY HAND.
A BLOOD STAIN ON THE SAND.
I LOOK INTO THE SKY
WAY UP HIGH.
I SPROUT WINGS AND FLY AWAY,
I AM AN ANGEL, I AM ONE TODAY....
TODAY IS JUST A DAY... OF THOUGHTS, NOTHING SPECIAL. I'M LOST AND CONFUSED... I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON, WHERE IT'S GOING... HOW I LOST IT... OR WHERE TO FIND IT... I DON'T KNOW IF IT WAS EVER MINE TO LOSE TO BEGIN WITH...OR WHY I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE DIFFERENT.... OR WHERE TO BEGIN ANYMORE.... DOES IT MEAN A START OVER OR... AM I JUST MISUNDERSTANDING IT ALL?
~LOST IN A STATE OF CONFUSION, DESTINED NEVER TO BE FOUND~
What Is Wicca?
What Is Wicca:
Wicca is a very peaceful, harmonious and balanced way of thinking and life which promotes oneness with the divine and all which exists.
WICCA - A NEOPAGAN,
Wicca, sometimes called "The Craft" or "The Craft of the Wise" is one of many earth-based religions. The religion which is closest to Wicca in America is probably Native American spirituality.
Wicca is an eclectic religious belief system centering around gods, goddesses, and nature worship. Gary Cantrell, a well known Wiccan author says Wicca is based on "harmony with nature and all aspects of the god and goddess divinity."1 Wiccan practice involves the manipulation of nature through various rituals in attempts to gain power, prestige, love, or whatever else a Wiccan wants. It uses symbols in its ceremonies and follows the calendar in reference to Wiccan festivals. Its roots are in ancient agrarian Celtic Society. It is considered Neo Pagan (based on old European and pre-Chr
My Resume Part 2
Saturday Night... same Drill... brothers go to bed at 10.. fun begins at 10:30!
After 5 minutes of kissing Viki says,
"I swear to God if you ever say a word...."
In typical teen fashion I roll my eyes and swear to all that i hold holy that I wont utter a peep!
She smiles and in one fell swoop... off comes her t-shirt and she reaches for her bra...
"Well? Take your clothes off" she said releasing those beautiful orbs into view for the first time. I thought I would pass out when the blood left my brain and headed southward so fast!
The only thing headed south any faster were my jean shorts and tidy whiteys!
I believe I just might have broken the speed of sound I ripped them off so fast. I looked down at the floor to fumble them off of my feet and when I looked up... there she was.... naked.
I swallowed hard... this was it... HOME RUN!
I mean... what did I know about sex? As far as i knew... I had just HAD sex!
She stepped towards me and for the first time I realized th
20 Things Girls Want Guys To Know
1. We love when you cuddle us.
2. A kiss on the cheek is a definate yes.
3. We want you to put your arm around us at the movies.
4. We don't care if your the strongest guy in the world.
5. Size doesn't matter so don't tell us.
6. We don't always look our best so get over it.
7. We shouldn't have to plan everything.
8. We're always ready to talk so call us.
9. We're not perfect so deal with it.
10. We love surprises.
11. The little things you do mean the most.
12. We're not always girly girls.
13. We can like boy stuff too.
14. Cursing & fighting don't impress us.
15. Don't be mean to us to get our attention.
16. Don't tell us who is hot because we don't care.
17. We can tell when you're not listening so listen up.
18. When we say we are cold that's our invitation to come closer.
19. Hugs mean more sometimes.
20. We need your advice sometimes so don't be afraid to give it to us.
My Hair Mathes My Shirt
† I'm just in a " I hate the world, why didn't I just let the terrorists blow it up " mood. Same old shit just resurfaces once in a while.† ††††††† I think I did good ( fuck the whole "well" thing ) on my psyche test. There was a chart that I couldn't remember thtr proper lables for though. That kinda sux. I could have writen a hole page or two on what the chart was about, I just couldn't remember the proper names and shit.† " I think the facts of things are important. " Fuck the facts of the proper words, the meanings are the most important. Someone that doesn't know shit can memorize a fucking chart, but it won't do them much good, except on a fucking test.† ††† Last time in english, thd teacher told us a writing assignment was due today. But then we didn't turn it in. That one kinda sux. If I knew it wasn't really due, then I would have looked over my chart and been able to get hat part of the test rather than spending that time in the morning doing that assignment.† I hate it when
Hmmmm...is It Bullshit?
I wonder sometimes, I really do...how much can you believe or how much faith do you put into something someone says? When does life become simple? Oh, thats right...NEVER! I wonder if sometimes I have FOOL written all over my forehead! I know when someone is sincere...and I do know when my leg is being pulled. When is it appropriate to call someone on it? I really cant stand liars...and I seem to come across them...geez, when I was younger I could bullshit a bullshitter to no end. Do people really think that I cant put 2 and 2 together? Wow...I am frustrated, disappointed, angry, but most of all discouraged.
I put myself out there...being honest about my feelings, and in return nothing, simply nothing! Complete and utter bullshit is what I get. Lets tell Worthy what she wants to hear...Empty promises, but most of all deception. How do you be strong? So, I guess I am just going to play the game...if anything ever happens, it happens! Just remember...I am not a fool, nor will I be playe
Everyone Has The Right To Defend Their Property (beit Home, Work, Or Car) With Deadly Force????
Texas Governor Perry thinks so. He just signed The Castle Doctrine into law yesterday. Read the following as posted in MyFoxAustin and let me know what you think:
AUSTIN -- Governor Rick Perry today signed into law a bill that gives Texans a stronger legal right to defend themselves with deadly force.
The bill says no person has a duty to retreat from an intruder before using deadly force. In some cases, previous law imposed an obligation to retreat.
The new law takes effect September first.
Perry says the measure is "reasonable legislation." The bill is dubbed the "Castle Doctrine," from the idea that a man's home is his castle and he has the right to defend it.
A building or vehicle must be occupied at the time for the deadly force provision to apply, and the person using force can't provoke the attacker or be involved in criminal activity at the time.
The new law will also provide civil immunity for a person who lawfully uses deadly force in any of the circum
Ok well I dunno. Yesterday I had a really shitty day. I wrote about a novel in my actual paper journal thing explaining why I feel like I do... And honestly. I don't know what to do about it. I need to say something to someone because I have no reason to feel this way its wrong. I shouldn't feel this way should I? SHouldn't I be happy?
I think I should be... Somehow, though, it doesn't seem to be that way. Why does it feel like I am getting fuckered around by a few people that think I am retarded? Well, maybe they don't... But I feel like they do. At times anyway...
Now, now, I know I have a tendency to read into things a little much, and I know I over react, but I can't help that. Thats who I am. Maybe I should include some of what i wrote yesterday afternoon. i think things were better worded then... I think I will do that...
TUesday March 27:
I feel psycho... I just don't understand how or why I can let someone control how I feel so much. This isn't right. I wish I knew
1 What you listening to now? Frog's water filter.
2 What you wearing? White tube dress.
3 Fav food? Mexican.
4 Fav Jack Nicholson movie? Anger management, a few good men.
5 Fav sexual position? reverse cowgirl or missionary.
6 Short hair or long hair on your girlfriend or boyfriend? short
7 Can you do the Macarena? Only when drunk while at weddings.
8 Fav tv show? ANTM, Heroes, Dexter
9 do you shower everyday? yes
10 would you pierce your nipples? If I had a reduction first, my boobs are too huge for that.
11 Do you find Conan Obrien attractive? Nope
12 fav topping on a pizza? Pepperoni and mushrooms.
13 do you have pets? A whole zoo.
14 stewie or bart simpson? stewie of course:)
15 Bra size? 38 G/H
16 shaved or natural? shaved
17can you whistle? Only sucking in! lol
18 fav singer? Christina Aguilera at the moment.
19 what are you thinking about now? Court tomorrow.
20 are you into BDSM? As long as there's no "real" pain, I'm do
World's Women's Hockey - Update
Just a quick update on what's going on as far as the World's Women's Hockey Championships due to start up soon.
I went in for training and it was a real fun night. Lots of pizza, drinks and a tonne of people to meet and get to know. There was the obligatory overview of the what the deal was with the championships and overview of the conduct expectations for all the volunteers and then we got down to business.
At first, I was slated to be a Team Lead for the ushers. You know...hang out in the stands and guide people back and forth to their seats, help the elderly and children get around, that sort of thing.
Now, I'm leading the team in the volunteer lounge at the venue. Basically, my responsibilities are to look after all the other volunteers who are looking after all the visitors to the games. I gather information on what's going on with the games and stand ready to funnel directions on where key points of interest (ATMs, hotels, etc..) are in the area, provi
I Will Love You Anyways
I Will Love You Anyways
You walked into my Life, when my world was dark and cold,
you held out your arms, and my heart and soul you did hold.
You promised you would never leave, that you would always be there,
I never knew that I meant so much, that my heart was worth enough to care.
You showed me so many things, I started to dream of you every night,
you melted the coldness in my heart, with the warmth of your light.
I ended up falling for you, how could I not -
you're an Angel in disguise, and every touch from you makes my soul hot.
But then you told me it's not the same. for you only think of me as a friend,
I cannot understand this, the wrong messages you did send.
I never knew you bought your friend flowers, and touched them like a lover,
I never knew you held your friends' hand and caressed them under the covers.
I am so far, I cannot turn back now, you are My Best friend,
so what do I do now. I don't know much, except here I am again
in Love with another w
Nelly -- Dilemma
I love and I need you
Nelly, I love you, I do
No matter what I do
All I think about is you
Even when Iím with my Boo
Boy, you know Iím crazy over you
No matter what I do
All I think about is you
Even when Iím with my Boo
You know Iím crazy over you
I met this chick and she just moved right up the block from me
And she got the hots for me, the finest thing I need to see
But oh, no, no, she got a man and a son, oh-oh, but thatís okay
ĎCause I wait for my cue and just listen, play my position
Like a shortstop, pick up eírything mami hittiní
And in no time I better make this friend mine and thatís for sure
ĎCause I-I never been the type to break up a happy home
But thereís something Ďbout baby girl, I just canít leave her Ďlone
So tell me, ma, whatís it gonna be
She said, ďYou donít know what you mean to me,Ē come on
No matter what I do
All I think about is you
Even when Iím with my Boo
Boy, you know Iím crazy o
when everything is boiled down...and one stares down into the pot at the rue...the reality is...this is the internet.
people can be whatever they want to be and do whatever they want to do. which is all well and good i suppose. right?
cept sometimes people wind up emotionally involved/invested with a person in the box...and become emotionally attached...which while that can be a good thing...it can also be personally detrimental...
so the new concensus is...which was stolen mind you...gotta give credit where credit is due...
the internet is just the internet...its the actions that count. so until theres someone knocking at the door...take the words at face value...as just words...words without actions are...well they're just the internet...and the internet never kept anybody fulfilled and warm at nite...unless you're the perverted sort and if so i dont want to know.
which doesnt mean a person is lying when they use words...it just means...sometimes you have to protect y
I Always Said She Was The Spawn Of Satan
My oldest daughter has been cast as Satan in the Church Easter drama. Proud moment as a parent I tell ya! I love her to death. She asked why she had to be Satan and they told her shes the "dark type" I agree..shes upset that her tan is ruining the paleness she had going on.
Love my kids!
I'm A Website!!! Check Me Out!!!
I am a website now!!!
Yes, thats right, Ksframe now has her own website and of course, I represented for the Cherries too!!!
Hop on over and sign the guestbook and see whats coming up on Ksframeofmind!!!
What Kind Of Lover Am I?
What kind of a LOVER are YOU? You are a PASSIONATE LOVER!When it comes to sex and relationships you put 100% into both. You like to have fun and try new things but you pay alot of attention to the PASSION that lives in side of each kiss, touch or meaningful word. You contain the whole package and any man would be would be very lucky to have a women like you! Take this test
Full Armor Clothing has picked me up as a model and they are sponsoring me! I should be getting a photo shoot some time next month!
Enlighten Clothing also picked me up to sponsor me, I'm just waiting on their 2007 line to be produced. I know them personally.
2007-2008 should be a kick ass season for me. I've been gearing up to ride this weekend. Work on my cornering. As a first time racer, most everyone wants to make sure you have fun and that's what I plan to do!
Mar 25, 2007
"What does not destroy me, makes me strong."
What Guy Will
I WANT THIS GUY
LETS SEE HOW MANY MEN OUT THERE ARE LIKE THIS
I'm the guy who will text you every single morning and tell you good morning and every single night to tell you sweet dreams.
I'm the guy who will hold you when you're crying and wipe away your tears.
I'm the guy who still thinks you're beautiful with no makeup on wearing sweats and a sports t-shirt.
I'm the guy who WONT pressure you to do things you DONT want to.
I'm the guy who kisses you on the forehead, the eyelid, and anywhere it hurts.
I'm the guy who doesn't kiss and tell.
I'm the guy who actually listens to you when you talk.
I'm the guy who's excited ALL day because im looking forward to our date that night.
I'm the guy who is content to just be able to hold you and wants nothing more.
I'm the guy who can't help but smile when you walk into the room.
I'm the guy who melts everytime you stare at him beneath loose strands of hair.
I'm the guy who's perfectly content with staying
Tips For Heart-healthy Eating
As a young nutrition professional, I worked for a time in a hospital cardiac unit. Many of my patients there were "frequent flyers" whom I had seen multiple times.
Since the lifestyle changes required to improve a person's heart health seemed so simple to me, I often wondered why my patients didn't just make those few changes and keep themselves out of the hospital.
Thankfully, I have grown older and wiser as a nutritionist.
I now realize that changes that seem simple to one person can seem anything but for another. I understand how entrenched we become in food traditions and how many social and cultural customs and routines revolve around a familiar meal or flavor.
Removing salt from your diet sounds simple; in reality, however, the absence of salt may change everything familiar and even comforting about a family recipe.
Yet, we have to face the facts: Cardiovascular disease remains the leading cause of death in the United States, and so it's imperative that we make some
Game is on.
Describe me in one word.... just one single word.
Send it to me and to me only.
Then send this message to all your friends and see how
many strange & interesting things they say about you.
1. Hit the reply key and send me my one word.
2. Then return to this message, and forward it to your
friends, (including me) and see what people say about
you when limited to one word.
Game On !!!
This Is Aggrivating
I had a feeling they were going to fuck this up and they did.
I got hosed by my work place.
If i had just swiped my card and ignored those cocksuckers I would not be in this predicament.
I should have had my check for both weeks and yet here I am pissed as fuck waitign for my money for the week before.
I am going down there before work to settle this shit one and for all or quit and find another job.
The Ded have arrived in South Carolina. Everything is going very well so far. This place is beautiful.
more to come.
Well, it looks like my default profile photos is making the rounds of being rated with five's, seven's, eight's and nine's....give me a fucking break!!
If you don't like the serious nature of my pic, then don't bother to rate it...it's not going to bother me anymore one way or another...I am a Sagitarius, our demeanor by nature is supposed to be intense...we are passionate, loyal and protective of what is ours. I don't claim to be good looking and when you get older, your looks tend to fade away. Most likely, it's the young and the beautiful giving me the bad ratings. I'll tell you young punks one thing: your time is coming...
There is a reason why I dubbed myself TheDarklord...I have a dark side that I am in tune with. I like darker nature of society...I love the gothic themes of Iron Maiden, Metallica, Megadeth, etc...If I was a happier, joyful person, I would have been called TheLightlord...
So keep on giving my pic low ratings...I don't give a shit anymore...
Beer Vs. Pussy
BEER VS. PUSSY
A beer is always wet.
A pussy needs encouragement.
A beer tastes horrible served hot.
A pussy tastes better served hot.
Having an ice cold beer makes you satisfied.
Having an ice cold pussy makes you Hillary Clinton.
Beers have commercials making fun of skunky ones.
Pussy does not.
If you get a hair in your teeth consuming pussy, you are not disgusted.
If you get a hair in your teeth consuming beer,
you could barf ~ definitely disgusting.
24 beers come in a box.
A pussy is a box you can come in.
Too much head makes you mad at the person giving you a beer.
If a beer is brewed with yeast, it is still edible. Advantage: Beer.
If you come home smelling like beer, The Woman may get mad.
If you come home smelling like pussy, she will definitely get mad.
6 beers in a night and you better not driv
One In The Glass
When you get what you want in your struggle
For self, and the world makes you King for
A day, just go to a mirror and look at yourself
And see what that one just has to say.
For it isn't your Father or Mother, or Wife,
Who judgment upon you must pass,
The person whose verdict counts most in you're life
Is the one staring back from the glass.
It's the person to please, never mind all the rest,
For s/he's with you to clear up to the end,
And you've passed your most dangerous, difficult
Test if the one in the glass is your friend.
You may be like Jack Hornor and "chisel"
A plum, and think your a wonderful gal/guy
But the one in the glass say's you're only a bum
If you can't look 'im straight in the eye.
You can fool the whole world down the
Pathway of years and get pats on the
Back as you pass but your final reward will be
Heartaches and tears, if you've cheated
The one in the glass...
So i went to an Irish festival, who cares, everyounce in a while i need to get my ass out and have some fun, after seein what it was all about i'm pretty sure i'll be at the next one that comes to Washington,D.C. or in the area, you know one of my†friends†told me there's a Cambodian festival coming up,lol, i'm definetly gonna make my appearance at that one,its gonna be really interesting, here are a†few pictures i really didn't have†that many....... Hmmm,Theresa looks nervous...... The last time i went to the carnival it really wasn't pretty, i have a really good memory specially when it's somethin stupid that i've done, but usually forget the easiest things, i never†really expected on goin to a carnival, really i just got bored after leaving the movies and thought to myself what the hell, i haven't†done somethin like this in a while, not caring the fact†that i recently just ate, so my ass did it and it wasn't pretty, i did win a huge Jennifer Lopez picture that i still have toda
Tales Of A Star Sailor
No one ever beleives
The tales spun by the star sailor
About his jumps from sun to sun
They listen and they laugh
And tell him he is lieing
Then beg him to tell another one
So he closes his eyes
An errie story begins
About a long lost planet named Earth
The people there are strange
They don't know where their going
Lost in total darkness from there birth
I watched them for awhile
They made me feel like crying
So I went down and tryed to lend a hand
I came upon a village
With houses made of mud
They had made their home in the desert sand
I went to them in love
And showed them how to live
They asked,Why do you do so much to please us?
I said because I cared
And have a love for life
So they crowned my head and changed my name to Jesus
The legend spread fast
Of my arrival on Earth
It was even said my mother was a virgin
I helped to mend the sick
Though it was'nt very hard
It was a miricle in a land with out a surgeon
But I could'nt give enough
Or maybe gave t
Truth Or Fiction
As a woman I feel its necessary to disclose all rules...we wouldn't want to man you men do something unethical.... add to or post others not listed so that we women can stay informed...
The International Council of Manlaws, Ltd.
1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.
2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following Circumstances:
(a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master..
(b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her Blouse.
(c) After wrecking your boss's car.
(d) When she is using her teeth.
3: Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies.
4: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours.
5: If you've known a guy for mo
Come On Guys...need Your Help
Well...we are in the 2nd day of the Over 40 and Sexy contest. I AM NOT DOIN' WELL!!!! FRIENDS...FAMILY, FANS....WHERE ARE YOU?????
I have seen that alot of you have been in to look at the picture...BUT YOU DIDN'T LEAVE ANY COMMENTS! (notice that is plural...comments..meaning more than 1)
I know there have been some misunderstandings with some, as how the contest is run. I have posted bulletins, doing my best to explain, and will try again to tell you what needs to be done in order to vote for me in this contest.
You MUST CLICK ON THE PICTURE BELOW! This picture is on someone elses profile. IF YOU GO TO MY PHOTOS, AND COMMENT ON PICTURES THERE...IT DOES NOT COUNT FOR THIS CONTEST. Naturally, I appreciate any comments that are left in my photo albums, but right now, that has no bearing on this contest.
I have also had some leave comments on bulletins that have been reposted. This is NOT where comments are to be left. Again....YOU MUST CLICK ON THE PICTURE BELOW, TO BE T
Most Good...some Confusing
This has been a blast. With the one exception of some pricks deciding my Coast Guard time was meaningless, I have had no bad experience. Met and said hi to lots of people on my friends list, but more important, the 8 on my family list. They are the best, but I guess that's why I enjoy talking to them.
I never did understand what CT's idea was behind the different lists of people, fans of, fans, friends, family, so I adopted my own use for them. Whether it's what was meant, what others are doing, or completely different from everyone, here it is in a nutshell.
Fans of; well that's self-explanatory. People who I become my fans of. Haven't spoke to them yet but have read their profile, and maybe even rated their photos. These are the people that I will get to eventually to talk to and possibly move into my friends list.
Fans; These are the people who are fans of me. Who knows why, but I leave anything further up to them since they initiated contact first. I will reply in kind t
Vampire Story Part 1
*He presses his lips on her stomach; his tongue traveling her soft supple flesh. Soft moans escape her mouth as he takes his time with her. Lashing his tongue on her hard nipple, teasingly pulling with his teeth, she groans at the sensation, craving for him to impale her with his thick long shaft. Suck and biting her neck teasing her cunt lips with his prick. She groans at the tease and then lets out a sound of joy when he shoves deep into her at the same time he sinks his teeth into her inviting swan like neck. He bites hard and suck on her with force but she pays little attention for she was thoroughly satisfied with the cock ramming her cunt aggressively. He rises up and sees his lips in a shining crimson. She feels her neck and sees the blood all over her fingers and panics.*
Her screams wake her up to a new morning. She immediately feels for her neck and sees no blood, feels no bite marks. She breaths a huge sigh of relief. Work has been the most stressful as of late. 7 women
Dressed in black to match her soul
Her long dark hair cascades around her shining like silk
If you look deep into her seductive brown eyes
You will see the hunger
Her unabated stare will show the glow of her passions
And temptations of her desires
She dances in darkness
Playing a hauntingly erotic melody on her piano
That will chill your bones
And set your body ablaze with an urgent need
To taste and suck and devour
She is a night owl
A creature of the night
Spreading her wings and her words
To other dark souls
And now she has come for you
You cannot take your eyes off this dark creature
As if under a trance, you helplessly fall to her feet
Every part of your lust craving flesh awakens
Your body tingles with anticipation
A new and arousing fear tempts you
The need to explore her darkness is all you can think about
Walk into the fingers of her dark flame
As she takes hold of your dying soul
And revives it with her wicked touches
Open your heart to her
Angels Help Sometimes
when you look around and see,...
when the harshness of reality robs you blind,
when you are able to raise your head from self pity,You are higher than the ground below you,
and see the stars and sky above you,
when all you think that there is,Is coldness,shadows and darkness,...
know now there is light,
because there are angels that surround you,
believing in something,believing in angels,
is something that you can rely on,
today,you are alive,there is a sun above you,
someone is watching over you,...
wether it may be up in the heavens,
or here on earth,someone cares,
even when you don't think you have the strength
within yourself to care,And I always care,
I may not have wings,
but a warm embrace,
in the shape of a hug,...with arms wide open,
shelter you from the rain,
talk to me and I will understand your pain,...
if you don't think you have an angel that cares,
you do,...Or if you don't know how to find them
"I WILL BE YOUR ANGEL"
ANGELS HELP SOMETIME
Wal-mart Urine Test
In the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike behind him, "My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I'd better see a doctor."
"Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money,"
"There's a diagnostic computer down at Wal-Mart. Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong and what to do about it.
It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars . . . A lot cheaper than a doctor."
So, Joe deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to Wal-Mart.
He deposits ten dollars, and the computer lights up and asks for the urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits. Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout:
"You have tennis elbow Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity. It will improve in two weeks.
Thank you for shopping @ Wal-Mart"
That evening, while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Joe began wondering if the computer could be fooled.
He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from
The Two Of Them - Pt 4
Waking up the next morning Petie looked at his alarm clock only to see it blinking 10:00am crawling out of bed on a sunday morning he walked himself downstairs to see his sister still there cooking breakfest.
Mornin Pete you look ... wow you dont look good at all didnt you get any sleep? *No not really all i thought about was this whole freaking situation i aint even sure when i got off to bed to be quite honest. I guess it was some time after four in the morning*
You need to stop Pete this is unhealthy to be like this let it go there isn't a point in holding on anymore. *Yeah tell me something i didnt alredy know sis..* You have a letter waiting for you i bet you didnt know that.
*A Letter its Sunday there isnt any mail on a sunday...* I guess it must be hand delivered from someone then huh petie
Reaching down for the letter he did not know what he had to expect until he started reading it.
Who's it from Petie? Asked his younger sister....*Its from Jenn* he said with a
Continued From Yesterday
Well I waited up and talked to him for a bit after he got off work and things are going a little better . Now I almost can't believe I doubted him . But when another girl leaves him a comment saying that they need some attention from him ..well what am I supposed to think ? But he assures me that they are only friends . And until he proves differently I believe him . If only we weren't so far apart I know our relationship would be easier in so many ways . But this is just a little obstacle we have to get over .
Love Is Patient with a Life
Love is patient with a life
That brings its share of pain.
We know sometime there is an end
To the most stubborn rain.
We know the sun comes out again
On a world that's fresh and new,
And all the gifts we freely give
Somewhere, sometime accrue.
We know sometimes we have to wait
For life to come around,
And sometimes that it won't, but still
There's some good to be found.
And even when things happen that
Your soul can hardly bear,
Know that I'll be next to you;
My love is always there.
OKAY, SO I'VE BEEN HAVING THESE DREAMS FOR THE PAST 2 OR 3 WEEKS NOW.... AND SOME DAYS, I WONDER, DO THEY MEAN SOMETHING? IS THERE SOMETHING IN THE BACK OF MY HIDDEN MIND THAT'S TRYING TO SURFACE? OR IS IT JUST SCARED THOUGHTS? YOU KNOW THOSE THOUGHTS THAT YOU THINK WHEN YOU DON'T WANT SOMETHING TO HAPPEN? OR THOSE THOUGHTS WHERE YOU WANT SOMETHING TO HAPPEN THAT PROBABLY NEVER WILL. DOES YOUR SUBCONSCIOUS TRY TO TELL YOU THINGS.... THAT YOU JUST DON'T WANT TO KNOW? IS THERE HIDDEN MEANINGS IN YOUR DREAMS? I MEAN DO YOU BELIEVE THAT THERE'S HIDDEN MEANINGS? I USED TO THINK THAT THERE WAS.... BUT MY DREAMS HAVE BEEN SO CLEAR TO ME FOR THESE PAST FEW WEEKS. AND I THINK IT'S JUST STUFF I THINK ABOUT ON A DAILY BASIS.... STUFF LIKE, WILL THAT SPECIAL SOMEONE AND I EVER MEET? DOES IT MATTER TO HIM AND MUCH AS IT DOES ME? DO I PAY ENOUGH ATTENTION TO MY KIDS AS INDIVIDUALS? I MEAN.... CERTAIN THINGS LIKE THAT. IF I SAT HERE TODAY AND MADE A LIST OF THINGS THAT RUN THROUGH MY BRAIN ON A DA
Dreams And Desires Of The Life Of A Wanderer
Sought and yet have never found
One who does the heart impound
And keep forever as there own
Searching in the great unknown
Need the touch and need to know
If one can make loves seed grow
And bind me to her with her kiss
And keep me longing in eternal bliss
To ache for her and her alone
Let my love for her to be forever shown
And hold her in my arms at night
And feel her till dawn does light
And never live in land of doubt
For sheís the only I canít live without
A burning soul for her so true
I have waited long and over due
To get so lost inside those eyes
I wonder if it would surprise
That one could hold me without spoken word
In her eyes would be all the love Iíve ever heard
By R. Thomas Dinsmore
Longing for the human touch
Desire that I need so much
Confusion as to what to feel
Lost in all that is not real
A fantasy of mind and light
Found lacking by so far a sight
For I need to touch a flesh so true
yet I canít reach out and touch you
All I can
Come Help My Soon To Be Hubby Plssss
COME HELP HIM GET A platinum cherry ALL HE NEEDS IS 600 COMMENTS O GET HIS PLATINUM CHERRY SOOOO COME ON ALL MY FRIENDS SHOW ME AND HIM SOME LOVE REMEMBER OUR CT WEDDING IS JUST 4 DAYS AWAY THAT WOULD BE A NICE WEDDING GIFT TO HIM SOOOO COME ON FRIENDS...
PLEASE REPOST THIS IF YA LOVE ME :)
Sex Application...have Fun...lol
1. Your Name:
3. Favorite position (s)?
4. Do you think i'm hot?
5. Would you have sex with me?
6. lights on or off?
7. Would you have to be drunk?
8. Would you take a shower with me?
9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me?
10. Would you leave after or stay the night?
11. Do you like cuddling afterwards?
12. Condom or skin?
13. Do you give Oral pleasures?
14. Do you like to receive Oral Pleasures?
15. Have sex on the first date?
16. Would you kiss me during sex?
17. Do you think I would be good in bed?
18. Three sum?
19. Anal yes/no?
20. How many times would you like to cum/orgasm?
21. Would you use me as a booty call?
22. Do you like fore play?
23. What is fore play to you?
24. Can we take pictures of the act?
HEY EVERYBODY COULD DO WITH SOME HELP HERE PLEASE STOP BYE BOTH OR EITHER CONTEST AND VOTE NEED HELP SHOW SOME LOVE PLEASE
HERE IS TIACINDERS LINK
THIS IS SHYUKGUY'S 1ST CONTEST LINK
IF U R NOT SURE WHAT TO DO JUST CLICK ON A PIC AND LEAVE COMMENTS
Thinking About Getting Off Tap
I'm thinking about getting off tap because I don't like the fact that people have been spreading shit that is not true. I'm not going to be considered a slut when I'm not. I have been nothing but nice to people. I'm not talking about Just Shizzle but these other guys that have said that I was trying to get with them and all that shit, But any way hopefully you all have fun and do whatever you all think is right and I'm so agravated but have a fun and great life and to those that are truely my friends I'm happy that you all have been her for me. Trista
My heart is Dieing
My soul is Numb
This is what your lies have done
Trust and Honesty
Fading infront of me
My life is put on pause
This is what your lies have caused
My heart is Dead
My soul is Gone
This is what your lies have Done
Sum Jack Ass
SUM JACK ASS ON HERE ASKED WHY DO i SAY GM & GN EVERY DAY,SO HERES MY ANSWER 4'EM I DO THAT TA STAY N TOUCH CUZ WIT ALL THA PPL ON HERE U LOOSE GOOD FRIENDS IF U DONT STAY CONNECTED SO THATS WHY I DO WHT I DO CUZ ALL MY FRIENDS FAM & FANS i HOLD DEAR!! SO THATS WHY JACK ASS!!
U & Ur Hand
"U + Ur Hand"
Check it out
On the late night
It's a cock fight
I can tell
I just know
That it's going down
At the door we don't wait cause we know them
At the bar six shots just beginning
That's when dick head put his hands on me
But you see
I'm not here for your entertainment
You don't really want to mess with me tonight
Just stop and take a second
I was fine before you walked into my life
Cause you know it's over
Before it began
Keep your drink just give me the money
It's just you and your hand tonight
I don't give a fuck
Guess you're outta luck
I'm not the one
Listen up it's just not happening
You can say what you want to your boyfriends
Just let me have my fun tonight
I'm not here for your entertainment
You don't really want to mess with me tonight
Just stop and take a second
I was fine before you walked into my l
How To Find Out If She's Single
How To Find Out If She's Single
Note: If you'd like to browse through all of the
programs I've created to help you learn how to
meet women, just go here
WOMEN DON'T MAKE SENSE!
Have you ever noticed that women don't seem to
make sense AT ALL when it comes to "dating"?
What's up with that?
I'm sure you've been in a situation where you
really liked a woman, and you did everything
"right"... but for some reason she just never felt
attracted to you...
You called her often, took her to nice places,
bought her gifts, and were a complete gentleman
(translation, you didn't try to kiss her, gave her
space, etc.)... but nothing seemed to cause her to
like you for more than just a "friend"...
And I'm sure you've been in a situation where a
TOTALLY HOT female friend of yours was dating a
complete jerk who was mean and abusive to her...
and all she did was tell you about how badly he
Just Fill It Out. I Wanna Know!
YOU'RE ON MY FRIENDS LIST, I WANNA KNOW YOU...I want to know 47 things about you. I don't care if we never talk, never liked each other, or if we already know everything about each other. Short and sweet is fine...You're on my list, so I wanna know you better! =)
JUST HIT REPLY TO SEND DIRECTLY TO ME IN A MESSAGE THEN, REPOST THE EMPTY QUESTIONS AS A BULLETIN.
1. What is your full name?
2. When is your Birthday?
3. What is your e-mail address?
4. Do you smoke?
5.How many sexuall partners have you had?
6. If you can't answer, is it really that many?
7. Can you cook?
8. What was your dream growing up?
9. What talent do you wish you had?
10. Favorite place?
11. G-strings or thongs?
12. What was the last book you read?
13. What zodiac sign are u?
14. Any Tattoos and/or Piercings?
15. Worst Habit?
16. Do we know each other outside of myspace and if not why don't we?
17. What is your favorite sport?
My Promise To You........
By: My Allen...(your words to me melt my heart)
I promise to be your warm spot to cuddle up to
when you feel cold
I promise to be your soft place to land if you should fall
I promise to be the first one to say I am sorry
(even if I was right)
I promise to be there for you in all of your times of joy and sorrow
I promise to support you no matter what your
decision (even if I don't agree )
I promise to make a new memory with you each and every day
I promise to love you without change
I promise to make you laugh
I promise to make you cry
I promise to give you strength when you are weak
I promise to love you forever
I promise to cherish you and your love
I promise to compromise with you
I promise to make you my first priority
I promise to never take your love for granted
I promise to never lose faith in you
I promise to never give you a reason to distrust me
I promise to always trust you
I promise to work with you to resolve our conflicts
THE LIGHT BREAKS THROUGH,
THE DARKNESS STANDS FIRM,
THAT NOTHING HAS PIERCED THROUGH,
WHAT ONLY MEANT TO EARN,
AND ON MY OWN I SEE,
THIS WORLD I SET ASIDE,
IN THE END I'M ONLY ME,
NOTHING CHANGES IN MY EYES,
I SET MY ARMOR DOWN,
AND WAIT FOR WHAT I SEEK,
AFRAID THAT ALL AROUND,
EXPOSING THAT I'M WEAK,
INSIDE I FIGHT MY TEARS,
WHEN A SMILE HIDES IT ALL,
NO ONE KNOWS MY FEARS,
NO ONE SEES ME FALL,
AND YET I HAND TO YOU,
EVERYTHING I AM,
VULNERABLE AND NEW,
REACHING OUT MY HAND,
YOU KISS THE TEARS SO FAR BENEATH,
SOMEHOW PEEKING THROUGH,
I FEEL YOU EVERY TIME I BREATHE,
IN EVERYTHING I DO.
Long Time Everyone
Hello all. I know it has been a very, very long time since I have been on Cherry. I am sorry about that. It just started to get too much drama on it and I hate drama. I have enough going on right here at home.
Anyway, I just wanted to say hello and say that I hope everyone is doing well. I want you all to take care of yourselves!
Ironic Love Viewpoints
"Men always want to be a woman's first love. Women like to be a man's last romance".
New Orleans Grilled Steak With Cajun Spread
1 cup Shedd's Spread Country Crockģ Spread
2 tsp. Lawry'sģ Garlic Powder With Parsley
1 tsp. onion powder
1 tsp. dried oregano leaves, crushed
1 tsp. dried thyme leaves, crushed
1/2 tsp. paprika
1/4 to 1/2 tsp. cayenne pepper
4 bone-in ribeye or shell steaks (about 8 oz. ea.)
4 ears corn-on-the-cob in husks, soaked in water
In small bowl, blend Shedd's Spread Country Crockģ Spread, Garlic Powder, onion powder, oregano, thyme, paprika and cayenne pepper; chill.
Season steaks, if desired, with salt and ground black pepper. Grill steaks until desired doneness. Just before removing steaks from grill, dot steaks with about 1/4 cup herb mixture; keep warm.
Meanwhile, drain corn-on-the-cob, then grill until tender. Carefully remove husks and brush with about 1/4 cup herb mixture. Serve steak and corn-on-the-cob with remaining herb mixture.
Sex~my Dream Lover
I had the most amazing dream last night.
My dream lover is amazing peson and the best thing about him is that he seesm to give me what I need.
Now I dont know anything about him other then the fact is that he's taller then my 5'6 and doesnt seem to mind that I'm on the chunky side.He's smart and he KNOWS how to seduce my mind.The funny thing is I can talk to him about anything and the sex is amazing,well at least in my dreams.
He has this way of kissing me and touching me when he just simply isnt trying.
Now I know this blog doesnt belong in kink and yet is is a kink of sorts.
Well at least to me.I drew a picture of him from my memory of the hottest night of my life(damn sex dreams)
In my dream he stole into my room and crawled into bed with me,nibbled on my neck and as I pressed myself into him he ripped the strap of my tank-top to get closer to me.All i could do is moan help-lessly.
(Which would be something totally new to me,let's be real people,I aint no easy-push over girl
Hey Guys Show Some Love
HEY GUYS PLEASE DROP BYE AND RATE MY PIC AND VOTE FOR ME NEED HELP I AM IN THE BEST CLEVAGE CONTEST
Read The Profile
omg how many out there actually read the profiles. when it says that they are just lookin for friends my god we are. a few sexy pics brings out alot of different people here. holy if i knew that i would have never posted them. i am proud of the way i look and the pics are their for you to look at, rate whatever but dont come looking for more.. i guaranatee you will not get it.if you ask you are wasting my time.
Next Order Of Business And You Know Who You Are
OKAY WHY IM ON MY RANTING IM ADDRESSING THE ONE WHO DECIDED TO LEAVE MY SISTER A MESSAGE STATING TO NOT LEAVE ANOTHER COMMENT ON HER BOYFRIENDS PAGE WELL IM NOT BEING MEAN OR NASTY BUT YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO SEND HER AN EMAIL TELLING HER NOT TO LEAVE A COMMENT EXSPECIALLY WHEN HE'S BEEN ON MY PAGE NOT ONCE TODAY BUT SEVERAL TIMES I WOULD LIKE FOR YOU TO SEND ME A MESSAGE TELLING ME NOT DO SOMETHING BECAUSE I LEAVE COMMENTS ALL THE TIME FOR PEOPLE AND WELL IF YOU DON'T LIKE PEOPLE LEAVING HIM COMMENTS MAYBE YOU SHOULD ADDRESS IT WITH HIM NOT ONLY THAT I BET HE ISNT AWARE THAT YOU LEAVE SEXY COMMENTS ON OTHER MENS PICS AND PROFILES AND IF NEED BE I CAN GO GET SOME OF THE RECENT COMMENTS THIS ISNT SOMETHING I TAKE LIGHTLY WHEN IT COMES TO OUTLAW ANGEL SHE IS MY SISTER AND NORMALLY I WOULD HAVE PROBABLY SAID TO HER TO BLOW IT OFF BUT SEEING HOW YOU HOLD A POSTION IN MY GANG I WASNT GOING TO LET IT DROP THE COMMENT SHE LEFT HIM WASNT BAD AT ALL IN FACT I RATHER FIND IT TASTEFUL IM NOT BEING M
Your Cry Baby Whiney Ass'n Isn't Going To Help So Suck It Up, Or Make New Arrangements.
1.Do yall remember back in the Lost Cherry days when everyone protested the new name and made different tags for their default to show their disdain for it? Did the new tag/protest work? No
2. What about the protest when we got the new error comment for spamming? Did the complaints work? No.
3. NSFW rules- people are STILL complaining about that.Yet..still no change (do you see a pattern?)
4. Remember when happy hour first came out and people were complaining (proof you cant make anyone happy) I even remember seeing someone complain about how the blinking red would cause someone to have a seizure. Did that complaint work? Umm..no now, instead people are using happy hour as a way to go against the new flooding error. Odd how things work right?
5. Now, everyone is placing a red X as a protest to the new no flooding rule. I agree its an asinine rule (one of many new rules lately it seems) but in my opinion placing a ginormic red X as your default lights the way to faster delet
Va Study: Time Waiting For Healthcare Linked To Mortality
VA STUDY: TIME WAITING FOR HEALTHCARE LINKED TO
MORTALITY -- Patients with average waits of thirty-one
days or more were 20 percent more likely
to die in a six month follow-up period.
VA Study Finds Time Waiting For Health Care Linked To Mortality
A new study in the latest issue of Health Services Research is the first to measure a relationship between waiting for healthcare and mortality rates - especially in the elderly.
Waiting times throughout the US healthcare system have been increasing. The study found that while waiting less than thirty-one days does not have a detectable effect on mortality, waiting beyond that increases the mortality risk. It also shows that keeping waiting times for elderly patients under thirty-one days improves health outcomes.
"Patients who used medical facilities with average waits of thirty-one days or more were 20% more likely to die in a six month follow-up period compared to those using facilities with shorter waits," says
To My Family
If you are in my family list and u quit talking to me, you have til the end of today to holler at me if not your gone.
Visitors To My Profile~read This First~
Thank you for visiting my profile! :-) It was nice of you to stop by.
If you are a first time visitor, I think it's fair to tell you how I feel about what you are capable of doing on my page.
If you would like to rate or fan me, that's fine. If you don't want to, that's fine too. Because of the very childish actions of some people on here, I have set all my pic folders and most of my blogs to friends only. My page comments are set to friends only too. If you would like to contact me, you can always send me a private message. I answer all messages!
As for sending me a friend request...I do not add people who send me a request without even talking to me first. I consider these people "friend collectors" and I have no time or interest for them. However, if you show an interest in getting to know me, I will add you if you send a request. Showing an interest does not mean rating my profile, default pic and fanning me only. Talk to me. Ask me questions. Share a litt
ok, I came on here because a friend told me about it..and now..I am lost...this place is awesome, but its gonna take me awhile to get the hang of it..lol...thats all for now!!
War Veterans Take A Stand To Support Active Troops
As Iraq war continues, two men work to send a message that the nation cares.
by Craig McKee
ST. ALBANS -- The fourth anniversary of the Iraq war recently passed.
With it, a number of images from across the country and the world showed people protesting the war and disagreeing with American policy.
But now two veterans who served in separate wars want to remind citizens that there is a line between support for the war and support for the men and women in uniform.
"The citizens there in Los Angeles airport literally picked up garbage out of the trash cans and threw at us," said Vietnam era veteran Brad Morgan.
Returning from overseas during the Vietnam War, Brad Morgan, like so many other veterans, was met with disdain...
Now Morgan and his fellow veteran, Walter Durbin, who served during the Korean War, are concerned that the nation is beginning to go down a familiar path where anti-war becomes anti-service member.
"Their message is construed is that th
What Ancient Breed Are You?
You scored as Drow. You are a Drow, a very ancient breed of elf. They major in magicks. They very dark and mysterious and never trust anyone. Very shady, lonesome people. Lighten up and go to a party. You might meet someone special there... ^.~Drow92%Vampyre83%Dragon83%Shadow Spirit83%Sorceress67%Wolf67%Goddess58%Zombie42%Elf25%Faerie17%What ancient breed are you?created with QuizFarm.com
Brother , Brother
THIS SONG IS DEDICATED TO MY BROTHER, AS WE BOTH ARE ABOUT TO EMBARK UPON A NEW LIFE TOGETHER.
The Perfect Slave
This document does not describe any universal standard or imperative. It was written for my Master and me, to help us visualize a goal for me to aspire to and for her to guide me towards. It is not my expectation that I (or perhaps anybody) will ever attain perfection. This document describes a direction, not a measuring stick. Although I have generalized as much as I can in an attempt to discover underlying principles, I am certain that many people will find something in here to disagree with. I am neither troubled nor surprised by that. This is a personal document not intended to describe universal truths.
This document is not a sharing of great wisdom and knowledge, it is an effort to gain some. It will evolve as my thinking evolves.
The Purpose of a Slave
One cannot measure the merit of slave without knowing its purpose. Is a hammer better than a can opener? Well, it depends on the purpose you have in mind for it. But although each slave owner will have different purposes an
I Would Die
A girl asked a boy if she was pretty. He said no. She asked him if he wanted to be with her forever. He said no. She then asked him if he would cry if she walked away. He again said no. She had heard too much. She needed to leave. As she walked away, he grabbed her arm and told her to stay. He said, "You're not pretty, you're beautiful. I don't want to be with you forever, I need to be with you forever. I wouldn't cry if you walked away, I would die."
While Its Been A Week...
Well its been just about a week of living in this new place, an I still hate moving. But time to time u have to move to start over again. What sucks about it u find, look threw boxes ur things, and find that u too much shit, or shit that I havnt seen in a long time or just forgot about.
I didnít think I had a lot of thing, but in the past week I have found that I have to much.
Its going to take a while for me to get ues to here, and how I want things to be. But I think w/time I will find it. I got to find it, its been long enough that I have not figured out what I want, an how to live as person I should be.
I mean after living at home for so long then living n a apartment an now living in a home (moblehome, that will be paid off in about 2yrs.)
A home is something that I have wanted, something to call my own. And now I have it.
Old Aunts And Marriages.....
An easy remedy for those who have problems with their old aunts...
...who come up to you at weddings, and poke you in the ribs, cackling, and tell you that you're next.
They will stop if you do the same thing to them at funerals....
Hey People Need Help
HEY FAMILY-FRIENDS-FANS PLEASE STOP BY CONTEST AND VOTE FOR ME COULD DO WITH SOME HELP
Clubbing With Fin
yepyep we went to a goth/ industrial club it was so fun and it was kool cause fin and i got to hang out without christina ... so it was different anyways hes a kool cat with bad ass tattoos . thanks fin
To one in all on my friends an fans list, I pose a question? I was out last night having a good time, some whore walked past meon the dance floor and gave me a nice firm shove out of her way while her and her friend walked by! Now I just looked over my shoulder and thought hmm I could ass kick now or let it go, I let it go! Then I saw and chance to give her a little nudge back, but my hubby saw it to and shoved me into her from behind, I was not ready for this so I hit her hard! I was walking away from that and she came up to me in a frenzy and asked what my fuckin problem was, I tried nicely to tell her I was shoved, she didn't care, so I started throwing punches and grabbed her by the face and looked rather good doing this! I was the total aggresser in this fight and would have beat her ass down, but she called the bouncers and screamed at me she was gonna have me kicked out! My hubby grabbed me and I just threw my arms up and walked away to the door! Now I ask this, was I wro
Open Your Eyes...........
You lie naked on the bed, your arms bound to the bedpost, wearing only your collar and an ankle bracelet that I ordered you to wear simply because I think it's so sexy. You squirm with excitement as I enter the room. You smile up at me and start to say, "hello Master Darius," but I gently put a finger to your lips.
I move onto the bed, straddling you, my knees on either side of your waist. The whole time I stare lovingly into your eyes. You smile and occasionally giggle nervously at the intimate eye contact, but you've already gotten the message not to speak.
I begin with a soft, gentle kiss. You sigh at the touch of my lips. Then I straighten up, looking down at you again, and begin slowly, lazily playing with your nipples. I trace my finger in light circles around the tips, watching them stiffen at my touch. The whole time, I keep staring into your eyes, as if daring you to look away. Occasionally you see a slight smile cross my lips.
I begin pinching your nipples between my f
I do not feel much of a big brother at the moment... My parents are in bad enough shape. This responcability falls on me yet at the same time i am in no shape to help at the same time i feel the drive to ... what am i to do? how can i be of help when i am of no help to myself >.<
i cant do this i am going to lose it , i am gunna crash i know i am but i cant too many need me too many depend on me and being okay...
I'm so tired i just want to sleep, I cant fight my eyes and things are starting to get blurry..
Its getting harder to type now i cant really see the keyboard. I think i'll pass out before i end up with keyboard face...
Stonehenge Amulets Worn By Elite
Stonehenge Amulets Worn by Elite
Jennifer Viegas, Discovery News
April 6, 2007 ó Forget dressing for success: Clothing ornaments thought to confer supernatural power were all the rage among chiefs and other important people in England 4,000 years ago, say scholars.
A recent find indicates some of these fashion trends might have originally been designed by Stonehenge leaders.
While working two months ago in South Lowestoft, Suffolk, British archaeologist Clare Good excavated a four-sided object made of the mineral jet. It closely matches a geometrically designed gold object found far away at a burial site called Bush Barrow near Stonehenge in Wiltshire.
The match is so close that experts believe the black artifact is a skeuomorph, or a copy in a different material.
Good, who is with the Suffolk County Archeology Service, told Discovery News that she made the discovery while investigating the remains of a probable funeral pyre dating to 1900-1700 B.C.
The funeral pyre,
A Love In The Storms (to My Love)
we are ships apon the ocean sailing side by side we shine forth apon the waves then the waves grew stronger and pushed us out far apon the oceans we seemed to be lost but the waves of serenity and love rejoined us apon the sea , may our love keep us together i love you!!!!
You answered the phone and the voice on the line said, ďWear your black lace bra, your red silk panties, a loose top that shows generous amounts of cleavage and a short skirt. Do not touch yourself until I get there. Meet me on the bridge in the park at eight.Ē And the line went dead. You knew it was me and smiled at thoughts of what lie in store for you.
It was already a little after six, so you went in to run a bath. You stood naked in front of the mirror and admired your body and your long hair flowing over your shoulders. You looked at your large breasts with their light pink, taut nipples, becoming erect as you imagined me playing with them. Your eyes roamed down to your curvy bottom, and imagined me behind you caressing and kissing it. Giddy with anticipation, you trailed your fingers over your pussy and a slight shiver ran though you.
You lowered yourself into the bath and quickly shaved your legs. Then you lathered up and closely shaved your pubic area. When you finished,
Impossible To Please
Impossible to Please
A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.
The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling you what's inside."
So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads: "All the men on this floor are short and plain." The friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor.
The sign on the second floor reads: "All the men here are short and handsome." Still, this isn't good enough, so the friends continue on up.
They reach the third floor and the sign reads: "All the men here are tall and plain."
They still want to do better, and so, knowing there are still two floors left, they continued on up.
On the f
Boys Or Girls
Whos the harder of the two to raise? I've been told boys are and others say girls are. Please give your opinon thanks
Making A Baby....lmfao
The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said, "Well, I'm off now. The man should be here soon."
Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer happened to ring the doorbell, hoping to make a sale.
Good morning, Ma'am", he said, "I've come to...'' Oh, no need to explain," Mrs. Smith cut in, embarrassed, "I've been expecting you."
"Have you really?" said the photographer. "Well, that's good. Did you know babies are my specialty?"
"Well that's what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in and have a seat"
After a moment she asked, blushing, "Well, where do we start?"
"Leave everything to me. I usually try two in the bathtub, one on the couch, and perhaps a couple on the bed. And sometimes the living room floor is fun. You can really spread out there."
"Bathtub, living room floor? No wonder it didn't work out for Ha
Im For Sale
if you want to own me just type "i own you" and il do what ever you want.
How's Your Taste In Music?
Your Taste in Music:
80's Rock: Highest Influence
Classic Rock: Highest Influence
Heavy Metal: Highest Influence
90's Alternative: High Influence
90's Pop: High InfluenceHow's Your Taste in Music?
WAS UP ITS YA BOY REGGIE IN I PLAY BASKETBALL AND FOOTBALL AT SOUTHSIDE Jr.HIGH AND IM GONE TELL YALL WAT IM ABOUT ON THA COURT.WELL MY POSITION IS SG AND IF I GET RIPED BEST BELIEVE IM GONE GET MY BALL BACK.SECOND THING IS I SCORE OVER 12 POINTS A GAME AND I HAVE MORE THEN SEVEN ASSISTS A GAME. O AND WHEN I HAVE THE FOOTBALL IN MY HAND JUST GET OUT THE WAY CUZ IM GONE RUN YOUR ASS OVER,AND ASK ANY BODY THAT
Things U Never Thought To Ask...
1. The phone rings. Who do you want it to be?
someone i want to talk to
2. When shopping at the grocery store, do you return your cart?
3. If you had to kiss the last person you kissed, would you?
i don't even remember the last person i kissed, its been awhile
4.Do you take compliments well?
sometimes yes, sometimes no... they take me by surprise so i don't know how to take them sometimes
5. Do you play Sudoku?
6. If abandoned alone in the wilderness, would you survive?
i would attempt to
7. Do you like nipple rings?
yes... some ppl can pull them off better than others tho
8. Did you ever go to camp as a kid?
9. What was your favorite game as a kid?
soccer, baseball, basketball, dress-up, or just sitting around daydreaming
10. If a sexy person was pursuing you, but you knew he/she was married what would you do?
i'd be flattered
12. Could you date someone with different religious beliefs than you?
i'd probably give it a shot
A Poem For My Husband That Was Killed In Iraq 2 Years Ago...
God sent me you so long ago, straight from up above
so many years we had become, joined as one, with love
Now suddenly, you had to leave, for God has chosen you
to sit with him, and angels too, so high above you flew
Without you in our lives down here, on earth is only grief
and we must wait for our times, to rejoin is our belief
We hold you deep within our hearts, and deeper in our souls
at times we feel we've lost the one, who guided all our goals
It was you who kept us close, and made our lives complete
you left behind a family whose love was so concrete
How do we carry on now, without you by our side
for so long you were our rock, without you we reside
l know myself, l long to be with you up above
but here l sit and cry alot, for l'm without a love
It's hard enough to be alone when, one has no one
but we had you here with us, and things are left undone
The sons we share are grown now, but need you just as much
l can't replace you in their hearts, it's you
Larry The Cable Guy......enjoy
The wisdom of Larry the cable guy......
1. A day without sunshine is like night.
2. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
4. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
5. Remember, half the people you know are below average.
6. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
7. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
8. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.
9. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
10. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
11. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
12. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
13. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand.
14. OK, so what's the speed of dark?
15. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
16. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
In the middle of every difficulty lies opportunity.
Small opportunities are often the beginning of great enterprises.
No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement.
Bitter are the tears of a child: Sweeten them.
Deep are the thoughts of a child: Quiet them.
Sharp is the grief of a child: Take it from him.
Soft is the heart of a child: Do not harden it.
Love never dies a natural death. It dies because we don't know how to replenish its source. It dies of blindness and errors and betrayals. It dies of illness and wounds; it dies of weariness, of witherings, of tarnishings.
The heart has its reasons which reason knows not of.
If I am not worth the wooing, I am surely not worth the winning.
A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous.
Indifference is the strongest force in the universe. It makes everything it touches meaningless. Love and hate don't stand a chance against
Had To Post My Newest
Haunted by images of seductive eyes
looks that left me with breathless surprise
Stirring inside with unbridled lust
Longing for the soulful eyes of trust
Passion boils and the fever takes hold
Makes me pronounce ever so bold
All the things I long to do to you
Know only those eyes of yours can do
Pulling me in and holding in your trance
To hold you and feel you in passions dance
Two as one we grind out the release
Only in your eyes will my soul find peace
Needing you more every moment so true
Lost in your eyes and belonging to you
By R Thomas Dinsmore
Limp Bizkit - Break Stuff
Its just one of those days
When you dont wanna wake up
Everything is fucked
You dont really know why
But you wanna justify
Rippin someones head off
No human contact
And if you interact
Your life is on contract
Your best bet is to just stay away motherfucker
Its just one of those days
Its all about the he says she says bullshit
I think you better quit
Lettin shit slip
Or youll be leavin with a fat lip
Its all about the he says she says bullshit
I think you better quit
Talking that shit
Its just one of those days
Feelin like a freight train
First one to complain
Leaves with the blood stain
Damn right Im a maniac
You better watch your back
Cause Im fuckin up your program
And then your stuck up
You just locked up
Next in line to get fucked up
Your best bet is to just stay away mother fucker
Its just one of those days
Its all about the he says she says bullshit
I think you better quit
Letting shit slip
Or youll be leavin with a fat lip
The Only One....
There will never be another love
that made my days so bright.
There will never be anothers arms
wrapped around me in the night.
I will never kiss anothers lips
in the light of the morning sun.
I could never imagine my life with out you,
because you were the only one.
The only one who held my heart
and kept it safe from harm.
How could i ever give it again?
You still hold it with all your charms.
The only one who could make me smile
even when I was sad and blue.
Baby, cant you see it?
The only one there will ever be is you....
Courtesy of MsTags.com
WE STARTED OUT BING FRIENDS
AND THAT WAS ALL IT WAS SUPPOSE TO BE
BUT AS TIME WENT BY
THINGS BECAME MORE THAN JUST FREINDS TO ME.
I NOTICED MANY THINGS ABOUT YOU
THAT I NEVER KNEW BEFORE
YOU ARE ONE SPECIAL PERSON
NOTHING ELSE MEANS MORE.
YOUR SMILE HAS IT'S POWER
TO ALWAYS BRIGHTENED UP MY DAY
JUST ONE TOUCH FROM YOU
CAN MAKE ALL MY PAIN GO AWAY.
THE WAY YOU PUT YOUR ARMS AROUND ME
CAN JUST MAKE ME MELT
YOUR GENTEL KISS IS EVEN BETTER
IT'S THE BEST I'VE EVER FELT.
I LOVE THE WAY
YOUR FELINGS ARE BEING SHARED
ALWAYS BEING THERE FOR ME
KNOWING THAT YOU CARE.
THERE WERE MANY TIMES
WHEN I TRIED TO EXPRESS HOW I FEEL
BUT THEN AGAIN I MIGHT GET REJECTED
KNOWING MY PAIN WILL NEVER HEAL.
MAYBE THERE WILL BE ONE DAY
WHEN MY DREAMS WILL COME TRUE
THERE'S NO OTHER PERSON
THAT'S MORE SPECIAL THAN YOU.
THIS WAS WRITTEN FOR SOMEONE VERY SPECIAL TO ME.
IF ONLY I COULD MAKE YOU SEE
HOW MUCH YOU MEAN TO ME
IF ONLY I COULD MAKE YOU SEE
HOW SPECIAL YOU MAKE ME FEEL
IF ONLY I COULD MAKE YOU SEE
HOW PERFECT YOU ARE TO ME
IF ONLY I COULD MAKE YOU SEE
HOW LOVING YOU DOES FEEL
IF ONLY I COULS MAKE YOU SEE
HOW MUCH YOU MAKE ME SMILE
IF ONLY YOU COULD SEE
HOW MUCH I WANT YOU TO BE MINE
IF ONLY I COULD MAKE YOU SEE
THAT MY LOVE FOR YOU IS REAL
IF ONLY I COULD MAKE YOU SEE
THAT THIS IS LIKE A DREAM
IF ONLY I COULD MAKE YOU SEE
THAT YOU ARE REALLY REAL
IF ONLY I COULD MAKE YOU SEE
THAT THIS IS NOT JUST A DREAM
IF ONLY I COULD MAKE YOU SEE THINGS THROUGH MY EYES AND MIND
IF ONLY YOU COULD FEEL THESE THINGS THROUGH MY HEART AND SOUL.
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One Year Ago...
to Gramma...I miss you everyday. Bernice RosaBernice Rosa was my grandmother. I only got to know her for 29 years. In those 29 years I learned a lot from here and I also have a lot of great memories that some others will never have. I remember being a little girl and visiting grammas house. We would take the bus to the port authority in New York and then we would get the bonanza bus to New Milford Connecticut. I remember the† goodie table. She always had all kinds of goodies to eat and a candy dish it was always full and later on in life it would be one of my jobs to go buy her candy for that candy dish. She would take me to the windmill diner where she would always order the same thing. Fried Shrimp We would have to go after 4 so that they had baked potato. When I was about 7 we moved back to Connecticut and next door to gramma. Mom worked at Kimberley Clark swing shift so my days were spent at school and after school was spent with gramma. She would walk me to the bus every morning r
Penguins Start Stanley Cup Playoff Run!!
PENGUINS SET TO OPEN PLAYOFFS WEDNESDAY NIGHT
by Joe Sager
The Pittsburgh Penguins begin Stanley Cup playoff action Wednesday at 7 p.m. as they trek to Ottawa to take on the Senators
FSN Pittsburgh will televise the contest at 7 p.m., while 105.9 The X will start its radio broadcast with a pregame show at 6:30 p.m. p.m. The broadcast may be found live through streaming audio on pittsburghpenguins.com as well. Tune in for Penguins Hotline following every game on 105.9 The X and the Penguins Radio Network. Join in the conversation with host Bob Grove by calling the Penn Telecom toll-free line at 1-866-922-2874.
Email email@example.com and maybe Bob Grove or Phil Bourque will answer your question during the second intermission of the game.
The Penguins have beaten Ottawa three times in four meetings this season, including both games in Ottawa. The most-recent triumph came six days ago when Max Talbot scored in the gameís
Back To Eden
Well it seems I need a change in luck
So down and out,I'm feeling stuck
So much pressure from the man
Oh dear lord,Won't you take my hand
And set me free from this misery
Ain't had a bit to eat in days
Oh I just can't go on this way
I hurt so bad that I could cry
Oh dear lord,Just let me die
And set me free from this misery
Have'nt felt a woman for what seems like years
My face is streaked from bitter tears
Every new day just brings me further down
Oh dear lord,Please plant me in the ground
And set me free from this misery
Lost my house,Family and four door car
Wonder how in the hell I ever got this far
Winters setting in,All the flowers are seeding
Oh dear lord,Please take me back to eden
And set me free from this misery.
SOMETIMES OUR MOODS ARE JUST LIKE THE WEATHER,YOU KNOW THAT WHEN IT IS SUNNY THAT MOSTLY WE ARE HAPPY,THAT WHEN IT'S RAINY WE'VE BEEN EITHER SLEEPING OR CRYING,WHEN THINGS ARE STORMY THAT THINGS MUST BE REALLY BAD,...BUT WHAT IS A IN BETWEEN DAY SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE,...???
lately i have had women putting me down the way i look and i am sick of it.
i know i not the greatest looking guy in the world.
but listen ladies if you dont like the way i look
then dont even freaking talk to me ok.
i am the nicest caring guy you can talk to.
but i guess there to dumb to relize that
stupidity annoys me.
sure cherry might be a pro-active sexual site...but that doesnt entail forgetting how to read. or how to speak to people like they're human beings instead of pieces of meat.
apparently conversation is to much to ask for eh?
lemme tell ya...'hey baby you've got some nice boobs' is really not the way to intrigue...well anyone i know. sure maybe if you're a brainless twit that comment might elicit a giggle. if you're a brainless twit i apoligize...well at the very least im sorry you're a brainless twit.
oh the humanity. wherefore art thou?
Subject: Fw: Kids & Cussing
Had to share this one.
A 6 year-old and 4 year-old are upstairs in their bedroom. "You know
what?" says the 6 year-old. " I think it's about time we started
The 4 Year-olds nods his head in approval.. The 6 year-old continues,
"When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'm gonna say something with
and you say something with 'ass.' The 4 year-old agrees with
When their mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year-old what
wants for breakfast, he replies, "Aw hell Mom, I guess I'll have some
WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor,
up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out with his mother in hot
slapping his rear with every step. She locks him in his room and
"You can stay in there until I let you out."
She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year-old and asks with a
stern voice, "An what do YOU want for breakfast, young man
Silent cries late at night,
yes it is me
hidden away underneath the shelter of the dark
for nobody else to see
with words still unspoken
words still lefts to say
my heart stays broken
hurting more each and every day
praying to leave your loves curse
willing the pain to wash away
and take away the hurt
isn't it funny how the people we love the most
can make us feel the worst..
So its happened once again... I have been hurt again just like always.... it always happens when you least expect it... and it always hurts like hell... i am tired of hurting and tired of being hurt.... I dont even know what to do... And right now i am hurting so bad and i have no one to talk to... I hate feeling alone but it seems to happen all the time... SO All i have to say is FUCK LIFE.......
Last night I awoke from a dream,
Thinking there was someone in my room.
I know the noises in the house most likely it was the boiler,
But I woke in a sweat, heart beat out of my chest.
I asked if it was you, I reached out to a figure,
It was just my imagination.
I flicked the lights on and realized it was just a dream,
It was so haunting, scary in a way.
Hair of a lions mane, pale skin and loving eyes.
Softly I smiledÖ.
It had to be your memory.
by INXS421 04/03/07
so im goin straight to hell.
and i like it.
the people that annoyed me earlier?
not nice things happened to them.
i didnt do it.
well cept for the ppl callin for mike...but they stopped...so i win.
little miss grocery store bitch got in trouble with the manager.
little miss ima tell you how you need to be cuz ima better person than you are and you shouldnt do this that or the other cuz it makes people not want to talk you fell up the curb n split her lip.
no. i didnt laugh too hard. just...a uhm...ok fine i laughed sue me.
it was funny dammit. and she's a bitch.
i hate my neighbors.
i love my friends.
i want my friends to be my neighbors.
that would solve everything.
so anyway. i hafta go...uhm...well eat.
nobody hit me for mentioning food.
Boobie Name ?
Your Boobies' Names Are...
Bambi and Thumper
Boobie Name Generator
Death winked back to the shore of the boggy lake he lived by and found an absolute throng of souls milling around, thousands upon thousands. As soon as he appeared, the souls convdrged on him,guestions,laments,shrieking, a veriatable cacaphony of noises.
"Souls, please listen up. Hey, back away from the cowl, now, back away now. I cant help any of you until I understand how manya re here and see with my eyes whos sho.... i said BACK OFF from the cowl. yeah yeah I know its red, ok.... Now its black."
Death finally got some room to think quickly about matters.
"Now listen up, accidents will happen, so listen closely. Suicides to my rights, and that includes drugs, alcohol use or anything else that may have caused you to pass before your time. On my left, old age, still born, or just not your fault. In front of me I want simply accidental deaths. Has everyone got it now? Please be timely, Im on a schedule here, and you must get going. Begin now.
As the souls started
Ask Me Stuff
I'm bored so ask me questions. Anything you want to know about me, just ask. And be sure to keep checking here for my answers.
End Of Easter
Well it's another holiday that has gone to waste with the help of a well known substance known as alcohol and its always ever pleasant reminder... the hangover. Three weeks spent in an almost comotosed state telling myself that D.U.I is actually illegal and i really shouldn't do it. After my third trip to the local supermarket in one day i decided maybe i did have enough.... why is it that if you can't remember something that has happened during these states it's often because it is something that you will obviously either be slapped by a girl or beaten up by their boyfriends for ireckon, don't you? Not that i do that a lot.
Any way slightly off on a tangent there, I'm heading back off to Manchester tomorrow to go back into my lovely little house to get even more drunk as i've already failed my course so I'm now only there for the money (rather selfish of me).
Either way the grass will still grow and the wind will still blow, as much as my current hair style, and the world will a
Are You A Red Neck Here Are Some Questions
A couple of easy steps to find out.
1. Have your ever said Hey ya'll watch this and ended up in the hospital?
2. Used a road sign to sight in your rifle?
3. Drank so much that you have woke up in the bed with a woman who weighs twice as much as
4. Ever threw up in your boot?
5. Woke up naked in your front or back yard?
6. You scratch yourself no matter when are where you are at?
7. When you fart you invite others to come share the aroma with you?
8. You have ever shared a spit can.
9. You got lost in the woods, chased up a tree by wild hogs, then have an owl fly into your head.
(Bodine your my hero)
10. Poured you sippin whiskey in your truck to give it enough gas to make it home.
11. Have ever shit on your overall straps.
12. Touched yourself in an impure manner while in your tree stand.
13. Accidentally shot a hole in your house while cleaning your gun.
14. Fell out of your tree stand and break both of your
Love And Hate
In a world you think you may know
isn't at all what it seems
hidden wonders, hopes & dreams.
Tear drops fall from little children's eyes
and people ask questions and wonder why?
Our minds are clouded with despair
why should anyone really care.
Fight for what is yours they say
but the fight isn't yet prepared.
Choose the right and take the time
to see what you've been given
and not look for what you might get.
Take a moment to think
Written it is said ‶ Love one anotherĀć
Then ask yourself again, why is there so much
My Happy Ending
"My Happy Ending"
So much for my happy ending
Oh oh, oh oh, oh oh...
Let's talk this over
It's not like we're dead
Was it something I did?
Was it something You said?
Don't leave me hanging
In a city so dead
Held up so high
On such a breakable thread
You were all the things I thought I knew
And I thought we could be
You were everything, everything that I wanted
We were meant to be, supposed to be, but we lost it
And all of the memories, so close to me, just fade away
All this time you were pretending
So much for my happy ending
Oh oh, oh oh, oh oh...
You've got your dumb friends
I know what they say
They tell you I'm difficult
But so are they
But they don't know me
Do they even know you?
All the things you hide from me
All the shit that you do [CD version]
All the stuff that you do [radio edited version]
You were all the things I thought I knew
And I thought we could be
It's nice to know that you were there
Thanks for a
We Salute Our Troops
We salute our troops.
picture " a big Flag here waving"
People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men and women stand ready to do violence on their behalf.
picture "a red , white an blue candle's lite here"
Our thoughts and prayers go out to the brave men and women of America who are now in the battle front defending freedom.
picture " a cross with roses here"
May they come home, honorably and victoriously, before we have been apart from them too long and may they all come home safely into the arms of those who love and miss them.
Picture " a helacoptor flying here"
God Bless each and every one of our young men and women and may He protect and watch over them during this time of conflict.
picture " Red ,White an Blue candle's lite here"
Love u Guys, come home safely. "UNITED WE STAND"
You will need: A green candle A purple candle
A talisman with your religious symbol (pentacle, cross, star of David, etc)
Place a green candle on one side of a room. Place a purple candle on the other side.
Now, light the purple candle. With your religious talisman hanging from a chain or string (to be worn as a necklace) dangling from your right hand, pick up the purple (lit) candle with your right hand. Now walk in a straight line across the room directly to the green candle. Using the purple one, light the green candle.
Set down the candle so they sit next to each other. Chant,
"I walk forth without doubt and fear,
And success draws me near."
Lay the necklace in front of it and meditate for awhile on the success you need.
Let the candles burn themselves down, and wear the necklace whenever you wish success you follow you. When you walk through a door to job interviews, auditions, or anywhere you need success, imagine how you walked in a straight line in your r
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JUST CLIK ON THE PIC AND IT WILL TAKE U THERE!!!
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Like A Rose..... (~* To: Carla *~)
Our love was like a rose,
The outer beauty shined for all the world to see~
I loved you and you loved me.
Then one day it began to storm,
Revealing the inside of the dorm.
We fell apart only to reveal,
That our love isn't what we feel.
The pedals lost their luster, and their shine...
Hoping I will stay in your life and you in mine.
I do still love you and always will...
Just remember time never stands still.
What's Your Love Style?
Your Love Style is Storge
For you, love and friendship are almost the same thing
And your love tends to be the enduring, long lasting kind
(You've been known to still have connections with exes)
But sometimes your love is not the most passionate
Leap before you look, and you'll find that fire you crave
What's Your Love Style?
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Checker Chronicles: Updated
Updates are on the bottom:
If you do these things when you come through my line, I will stab you in the eye
He bought me a diamond ring on cherry tap and sent the "will you marry me..." message with it. I didn't want it to get deleted so I am saving it to my blog.
YES!!!! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!!!
=== 'BILLY[ I'M GOING TO BE A DADDY AGAIN] JACK' spewed forth the following at '2007-02-03 00:56:27'..
> "will you marry me..."
Don't Treat Me Bad
I never thought you'd hurt me
I guess you live and learn
That when you're playin' with fire you're bound to get burned
I've been mistreated, I've been used before
I get kicked in the face still I come back for more
But I won't cry no more 'cause the tears are all in vain
We can pick up the pieces and start it all again
Let's just get back to the way it was before
Oh, girl I can't take anymore
Baby, don't treat me bad
Well, this could be the best thing that you'll ever have
Baby, don't treat me bad
(Well) you can do anything, but baby, don't treat me bad
Oh, don't treat me bad
I gave it everything, but you threw it all away
I can't take anymore of these games that you play
I've been through heartache and I've been through pain
And it's hard to believe you still treat me this way
But I won't cry no more 'cause the tears are all in vain
We can pick up the pieces and start it all again
Let's just get back to the way it was before
Oh, girl I can't take
Love Is A Verb
Just thought I'd mention that 'loving people' means "to love"....To love means just that. Who said you can love people and not love all living things?
If you can stomp a cat or beat a dog, that's not love and the worst of it is that you could do the exact same thing to a person. Love comes from your heart and you either let yourself be 'the love' that we all are, or you freeze your heart and don't allow any real love. Don't be surprised that your mate eventually realizes that you're just using him/her to fit into society and your heart is cold.
Show your love for life through all living things - and it will come through wonderfully clear to those close to you. Best of all, you'll really LOVE yourself.
A Master's Creed
A Master's Creed
For people who wonder about a D/s relationship and often feel it is "degrading" to a woman, this should clear it up. True D/s involves much love, respect, and trust. Here is what one Master wrote and I agreed with it completely. To me it epitomizes everything that should be in every D/s relationship.
As it is often important and often even necessary for one human being to have certainty and a clear understanding of the intentions, desires, motivations, and needs of another, I offer this testimony in trust and sincerity.
I am a dominant man. I am just that. I am not dominant because of any superiority on my part. Not because I feel more intelligent or wiser.
I am not dominant because of the strength or the mass of my body.
I am not, nor would I want to be dominant with all women.
Yet, to you I am Master.
I am your Master only after earning your trust and I embrace your
Please Say A Prayer For The People In Va
This morning was the worst Massacre in the US history. 33 dead and rising. Please say a prayer for these people and their families who have lost loved ones. I have 2 grown children myself in college, so I can only imagine what these families are going through. To think your Children are safe going to school to better educate themselves and than some crazy flipped out nut takes it all away.
The Things We Said Today
This was originally the idea of a friend of mine from Xanga. List 10 things you would like to say to someone, but know you never will....
Do not reveal to whom you would say these words. They can be real life or online people (living or dead). You can only say one thing to each person. No repeats.(Leave them in my comment section and feel free to repost elsewhere.)
These are mine:
1. While I always knew how much you pushed me to grow as a person, I never fully realized just how much you held things together around us all. Now you're gone and things are truly a mess. I'm sure you're somewhere shaking your head and wondering if you taught us nothing.
2. For someone as smart as you are, I can't understand how you haven't figured out that love is blindness in the last 21 years.
3. Life can be a funny thing sometimes. It gives us people to enjoy and learn from and then takes them away with no notice and little compassion for the pain it causes us. There was so much more tha
The Crossroads Of Life
The crossroads of life--
where questions stand forthright,
while answers lay hidden,
beneath deception's mirrored surface.
Ideas are cast, tempting the mind still entangled by lures.
False illusions of truth captivate, mesmorize--
snaring the freedom of thought.
The search for all answers leads to the crossroad,
where answers are never found.
We stand once again, the crossroad to face--
pondering the path to choose.
Deception calls forth its warm invitation--
its path is the one to choose,
for the other is dark,
many secrets to hold,
of the truths you hide in yourself.
done by christine .
Poem I Like
White knuckles, clenching fists
Night demons, slitting wrists
Jagged pills, muffled cries
Fading will, no goodbyes
Distant hopes, dying dreams
Endless tears, soul redeems
Broken life, falling fear
Wasted days, death is near
Bad memories, feelings torn
Hopeless love, heartache born
One more slice, two more pills
Praying for that one that kills
Nowhere to run, no place to hide
Reeling thoughts of suicide
For those I hurt, I apologize
But truly, my life, I deeply despise
I want to thank you for all you've gave
But I am the one that cannot be saved
Flash Page Artist Needed (will Pay For Work)
I need some one who can make a flash page with the
basic tools, creative, Gothic and easy to use.
Please get with me for more details on what I want.
I am willing to pay, how much is based on what can
be done and how detailed it will be, or just quote
me a price, be fair about it.
Here is what we have so far, its REAL basic..
If you know some one who can help out with this
PLEASE let me know ASAP... Thank you!
1st Destination - London, England
OK, looks like I'm in for a 10 hr flight to London, from Cali. Sounds like a long time, but that's a lot of water to cross. I will be in London from Friday afternoon to Monday morning. I planned it that way so I can check out London's notorious night life and clubs. Can anyone recommend the best club?
I plan to check out the normal sites: Hyde Park, Buckingham Palace for the change of the guard, British Museum -I think the original Rosetta Stone is there, Tate Modern, Westminster Abbey, Shakespeare's Globe Theatre, maybe do a pub on the East End.
Downrating Of Photos
People who downrate things are bothersome but to get comments like this about a photo.. I said Ok thanks just cause I was cutious and this is what came about.. Why bother downrating a photo if it doesn't "appeal" to you move on don't downrate it cause it looks "Off the wall" does my default picture really look that off the wall? Someone please let me know. Cause this chick thinks it does... This was the conversation that ensued..
She gave me a friggin' 1... -shakes head- Didn't know I was so "Off the Wall"
->Andria: Just as immature as your off the wall comments.
Andria: apparently immature but yeah like what u said whatever
->Andria: Like I said. Whatever.
Andria: how old ru
Andria: ur nails are a bit off the wall
->Andria: I'm not offended in the least. But to call it off the wall is rather.. bothering.
Andria: sorry didnt realize rating pics was so offensive to u
->Andria: Off the wall? Right.. It's a picture of my face and a poster behind it. Nothing
How Sexually Hot
According to this reading, you are 86% sexually hot!
'How sexually hot are you?' at QuizUniverse.com
They Walk Among Us!
They Walk among us!
While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent which direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want the sun waking him up every morning. She asked, "Does the sun rise in the north?"
When my brother explained that the sun rises in the east, and has for
sometime, she shook her head and said, "Oh, I don't keep up with that stuff."
They Walk Among Us!!
I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One day I got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call center was open.
I told him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a
He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?"
Wanting to end the call quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific."
They Walk Among Us!
My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car designed to cut through a
seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk.
They Walk Among Us!
Laying here on my bed thoughts running through my head my body goes numb my heart stops beating i feel it shatter in a million lil pieces. Tears falling from my eyes as I turn and try to hide I dont want you to see what I feel inside You love me nothing you do can make you stop loving me but your confused and dont know what you want but you know that you want her...ok Im now confused if you love me so much how can u stand to be with out me because I know that being without you is killing me. I dont know what I did that was so wrong to pay such a dear price of having you out of my life. You were my world my everything with you in the unknown my world has gone cold I know that if we see eachother everything will be fine all this pain that we are feeling in side will be short lived I will be yours and you will be mine Till then this pain will forever be mine and mine alone till the end of time
I sat next to the pond and pondered
About the life that I had made
I laid back on the grass and put my hands behind my head
Just relaxing, soaking up the shade
The wind was rustling the leaves
Just a bit every now and then
A little cloud would be chased by the next one
But the sun ruled the sky in its state of zen
I can hear children laughing in the background
And the whisper of my lover in my ear
A friend of mine is telling me a story
Through the hum of my wheels for many years
The pictures flash so fast that I canít touch them
But they keep a steady smile on my face
In the movie of my life thereís been so many people
And not a single one would I replace
But my revery is broken by my hunger
Cause I can smell the picnic table being set
Now itís time to go and make more memories
And catch them like butterflies in my net
Eyes shine into the soul
illuminating the true individual
A smile may conceal the sadness
but the absent glint of happiness
from the dark, foreboding eyes
reveal the lie
The burdens of the hearrt
seemingly have no escape
Yet thru through the steady stream of sight
they pierce each vision, each person
perceived within the view
The world focuses on the outward image
never seeing the inward clear
The person focuses on the world
always seeing its' horror
If the time is taken for the world to really see
to see the truth
of how it mangles not the image
but the soul beneath
it would rethink its' progress
before releasing yet another disease
to weaken the defenseless child
People look at every part
except the eyes
Because they fear reality
they fear the truth
And if they search within one's eyes
then they must face that truth
and be forced to deal with it
Not exactly sure what this site is for....it looks pretty interesting. I was on the classifieds section of myspace lookin for new people to talk to and I stubled across this. GOt any questions or anything of the such, message me!
When you smile
It makes my day
When you speak
Itís something I would say
When youíre laughing
You can bet Iím laughing too
Weíre so connected
I love you
I'm on this site, I've got about $8 so far, I get to cash out at $30. I get $5 for each referral that stays active by reading emails. I like it, it's easy, and would love you all to sign up and at least see if you like it.
Jen & Zach
The Greatest Of These
But now abideth faith, hope, love, these three; and the greatest of these is love.
- 1 Chorinthians 13:13
Faith, Hope, and Love are some good things He gave us; and the greatest is Love.
- Alan Jackson
Since I can not upload pics. I am going back to myspace page. I have tried many different things but still can't fix it. I hope all of my friends check out my page on myspace or xpeeps. I use my "stage name" Tyann Mason on both of those also. I hope I keep my friends, and you can check me out on either one of those pages I have alot of cool pics. on both of them.
I'm Not Good Enough
I'm hated for the things I do.
I'm missunderstood for the things I say.
I'm a disappointment for being me.
I'm in a world of darkness no one see's.
I'm the one to blame...for EVERYTHING.
I'm the failure in your eyes.
What is there good of me?
Your Mommy asked me to write you a poem....
But I cant find the words to express
Our heart felt tears or tender happiness
You were only with us a few short days
But then the Lord took back the life he gave
I hope, precious Angel, that God will find a time
To give you back to us when the world is fine
Untill then you will watch us from above
Looking down on us with your own understanding and love
So we dedicate your birthday in honor of you
We wont celebrate with pain or tears
But with joy and laughter through the years
In such a short life, you gave so much...
So on this day we celebrate your life, not your death
For you were an Angel and one of Gods best.
Tell Me About Where You Live?
Its always interesting learning about where people live...if we cant go there nothing wrong in hearing about it, sharing with others, must admit curiosity needs to be satisfied!!!
this is for my baby
Look into your heart and tell me what you see.
Am I still on your mind; are you thinking of me?
Do you wake in the night and let out a sigh?
Do you whisper my name and wonder why;
I can't be there with you tonight?
With you in my arms, holding you tight?
Do you believe in the miracle of Love
Do you believe in you
Do you believe in Love
Do you believe it could happen to you
Take me in your arms, don't ever leave
With you in my arms, I'll make you believe!
I believe in Love, always and forever.
I believe in us, you and I together.
I can't believe Love is pain,
You have everything to lose and nothing to gain.
Tell me you believe and look into my eyes...
Do you believe... I'm not like the other girls?
Hold on tight, for I've given you my heart;
Heart and soul from the very start.
For your Love, I'll wait forever
With all my heart, I believe we'll be together.
Tell me you believe Love is bliss,
That you can believe in the magic of our firs
All I wanted for my birthday was a Juicy "daydreamer" tote and all i got was squat lol.
Someone could have atleast got me a gift card from Nordstrom and i could of purchased it myself.
I know im acting like a total spoiled brat but it was my 21st bday and thats all i wanted lol.
maybe i'll have to wait til christmas.
A man and his wife were spending the day at the zoo.
She was wearing a loose fitting, pink dress, sleeveless with
straps, he was wearing his usual jeans and T-shirt.
As they walked through the ape exhibit they passed in front of
a large silver-back gorilla.
Noticing the wife, the gorilla went crazy.
He jumped on the bars, holding on with one hand and 2, feet he
grunted and pounded his chest with his free hand.
He was obviously excited at the pretty lady in the pink dress.
The husband, noticing the excitement, thought this was funny.
He suggested that his wife tease the poor fellow some more by puckering
her lips and wiggling her bottom. She played along and the gorilla got
even more excited, making noises that would wake the dead.
Then the husband suggested that she let one of her straps fall to
show a little more skin. She did... and the gorilla was about to tear
the bars down. "Now... Show your thighs and sort of fan your dress at him,"
Artist Contest Winners Are
Winners of the Artist Contest Are......
1st Place is...... Wins Corvette and Dozen Roses
with 3310 comments
2nd Place is...... wins a Motorcycle and Dozen Roses
with 2583 comments
3rd Place is...... Wins Diamond Ring and Dozen Roses
with 199 comments
I want to thank everyone in the contest!
We did have fun!
Pet's Checklist....* Blushes *
Anal Sex (get): No,5
Armpit Sex (get): No,No
Ass Cheek Sex (get): No,4
Butt Plugs (get): No,5
Dildo - Anal (get): Yes,5
Dildo - Oral (get): Yes,5
Finger Sex (get): Yes,5
Hand Job (give): No,4
Including Others: No,5
Licking (get): No,5
Licking (give): No,5
Massage (give): Yes,5
Oral Sex (give): No,5
Phone Sex: Yes,5
Sex in Public:
?'s u wont find anywhere elseSurvey for the really boredby **HOOKER**001. What is Your Name? jackii002. How old are you? 22003. What is the link to your website, blog, or myspace? whatever004. Name? Jackii005. What do u think of our president? retard006. Whos ur fav comedian? Jim Norton007. Fav internet service? comcast008. Fav tv channel? comedy central009. Fav radio station? xm 202010. Posession u never leave without? cell phone011. Person u can trust w/ anything? Neil012. Friend u cant completely trust? Sarah013. Person u pretend to like or be friends w/? kristie kline014. Fav nelly song? country grammar015. Fav song? love like winter016. Best slow song? i'unno its name017. Fav r&b song? no idea018. Fav country song? garth brookes i got friends in low places019. Fav rap song? eminem - fack
Chase It Kitty
little kitten so care free
chasing bugs lol i love you my little shithead and even though ryan never comes to see you anymore he loves you too
The everylasting love
that with time I turned from
The everlasting forgiveness
That I soon stopped asking for
The ever lasting stranthe you gave me
I use to be so strong
But now I'm weak
So lost on what had happened
It just slowly slipped away
I wasn't whole
then something happened
Something amazing in my life
I finally realized what went wrong
I had slipped away from him
I had let it go away
I'm working so hard now
to gain what I had once had
I'm starting to feel whole
The ever lasting love
The ever lasting forgiveness
The ever lasting strenth he gives us
I want to thank him for giving me a second chance
Time Will Heal All
In the beging it hurt so much
The pain of it all going down
It felt like nothing was going right
Like it was one big spirral going down ward and never going up
My heart was ripped out
It was shattered into pieces
It was stompped on a million times
Every night I lay my head down on that soft silk pillow
As each single tear i shed falls down my face
With the minutes going by my eyes slowly close
As I cried my poor body to sleep
Time went by
I start to look back
It seemed so foolish of me to do such a thing
to be so upset
thinking my tears would heal all
I admit they helped some
Just with time I learned
That time heals all
Her First Communion
If you want to see a few pics of my daughters first communion, I just posted them. You see my moms and my babygirl and of course some of the people close to my heart..to bad not all could make it :-)
Enjoy the pics and leave some comments...
Alexa aka Moet
Angels Would Fall
The rope thats wrapped around me
Is cutting through my skin
And the doubts that have surrounded me
Are finding their way in
I keep it close to me
Like a holy man prays
In my desperate hour
Its better that way
So Ill come by and see you again
Ill be such a very good friend
Have mercy on my soul
I will never let you know
Where my mind has been
Angels never came down
Theres no one here they want to hang around
But if they knew
If they knew you at all
Then one by one the angels
Angels would fall
Ive crept into your temple
I have slept upon your pew
Ive dreamed of the divinity
Inside and out of you
I want it more than truth
I can taste it on my breath
I would give my life just for a little death
So Ill come by and see you again
Ill be just a very good friend
I will not look upon your face
I will not touch upon your grace
Your ecclesiastic skin
Ill come by and see you again
Ill have to be a very good friend
If I whisper they will know
Ill just turn
Sharing, Learning, Caring
Does time stand still when we share?
Sometimes it reminds us of a grumping bear.
To know each other, do we really learn?
Or is it what we want? What is the concearn?
Sometimes we do to much caring.
We really should be learning about sharing.
Maybe if we all would open our eyes.
Then the blue we might really see of the skies.
A man, standing nude, looks in the bedroom mirror and says to his wife,
"I feel horrible, I look fat, ugly and out of shape. Pay me a
The wife replies, "Your eyesight's damn near perfect."
Descending Angel- Misfits
Torn from the heavens, they fall from the sky
And walk the streets among mortal men
They hide in shadows, keepers of the night
Mortal life is weak, can't hold back the demons
The blood pours as rain
And soon you'll be alone
woohoh Descending Angel
Stand by my side
Woohoh Descending Angel
We'll face the night
Guard the gates of Hell just one more night
For in the morning... will bring the light
Born and created in the image of a God
Fall from the heavens
Descend from the sky
No one to guide us, alone we face the night
Mortal life is brief for the rebel angels
They make their final stand
And soon you'll be alone
woohoh Descending Angel
Stand by my side
Woohoh Descending Angel
And face the night
Guard the gates of Hell just one more night
Another Favorite Song Of Mine.
(This blog does not mean I am in a relationship, just that I happen to like this song, and thought others might as well.)
I am colorblind
Coffee black and egg white
Pull me out from inside
I am ready
I am ready
I am ready
Taffy stuck, tongue tied
Stuttered shook and uptight
Pull me out from inside
I am ready
I am ready
I am ready
I am covered in skin
No one gets to come in
Pull me out from inside
I am folded, and unfolded, and unfolding
Coffee black and egg white
Pull me out from inside
I am ready
I am ready
I am ready
I am.... fine
I am fine
Oh, dark, distant blood o' mine; feeling no pain
Guiding those demons into your vein
Drifting far away; lost in those dreams
Swallowed by the dragon ruling your brain
A place here on earth; no, not your tea
Searching for a way to set the Devil free
Finding your faith in a magic white dust
The only remedy you knew how to trust
Secrets that you carried-
Deep into the ground
Answers that you sought,
Would never be found
Losing all the battles
Before they even started
You seemed so in a hurry,
To walk with the departed
Those eyes, they never opened
Tell me, what did you fear
Filled up with such illusions,
Like you don't belong here
You knew all along, it wasn't your place
All they had to do was look at your face
Saw all the lines that made it so clear
One more battle with the dragon was near
Oh, dark, distant blood 'o mine, feeling no pain
Living for those demons inside your vein
Things never changing; always the same
Can't slay the dragon ins
~ Illegal Alien Arrested In Connection With Fatal Hit And Run ~
A man is now under arrest in connection with the hit and run that killed a 14-year-old boy in Bucks County.
Video: Police Arrest Suspect In Hit And Run
Slideshow: 14-Year-Old Killed Crossing Road
Police said Carlos Reyes, 37, is an illegal alien.
The accident happened on Sunday night on Street Road at Kingston Way in Bensalem.
Reyes entered district court Monday night in Bristol borough.
Police said he ran down 14-year-old Rasheen Newkirk, then took off.
The teenager was run over by a second vehicle, but that driver stopped.
The family said Rasheen was a special needs child, who was going to the store at the time of the accident.
"He loves school. He loves to sing. He just love to dance," Rasheen's aunt Sharon Newkirk said.
Police found Reyes' car early Monday morning in Bensalem.
They said he bent the license plate to elude authorities, because he did not have a driver's license.
"He is very sorry of the accident. He really feels bad about the family.
I chased down the rabbit hole
a whole rabbit down quite far
for to see what I beheld
but my eye beheld only dark
So I wandered through the veil
through the darkened vale to here
but did I hear someone's tale
as cat's tail now appeared
With cheshire smile now he drew
drawing seperately with each part
parting sanity as cheshire's do
done finally gave me a start
"Cheshire Puss," did I say,
and said unto this cat
"Cat, should I go this way?"
and waiting as he smiled at that
"Depends on where you go,"
replied he with a smile,
smiling that I didn't know
"No matter where, just somewhere awhile."
"Then direction matters not."
he said, not the least concerned
"Concerning that I find a spot."
said I, spotting his smile unturned.
"Oh a spot, you're sure to find."
confided he, "If you walk so far,
for a spot you don't mind,
mind you, direction takes no part."
Assurances Of The Master
[The following is a portion of an essay entitled "Are You A Script Master?," by Mystik. The entire essay is worth reading and can be found at www.the-iron-gate.com. This portion is really the most important part, in My opinion. Thanks for taking time to read it.]
ASSURANCES OF THE MASTER
W/we will go as slow as you need to.
you will be encouraged to communicate, so if anything is too fast, I will gain your trust by stopping, and NOT trying to convince you to go on at that moment.
I know you want to please, but I must care for you.
you may not know that something is too fast for you, but if you have any doubts, we will go onto other things.
you are a human being with needs.
I will not ignore them.
I will not be perfect, but I will learn.
I will respect your priceless gift.
you have a unique personality.
The intent of My commands is not to reduce you to reading a script.
This would create yet another false self, and a betrayal of what you seek.
The Ultimate SEX Survey
Do you like it rough or sensual?:
I like it both... roughness isnt always a bad thing now is it???
Do you prefer to be with the opposite sex or the same sex? or both?:
I have only been with men. Although woman peak my curiosity.
How often do you like to have sex?:
I would have sex daily several times daily if I had a consistant partner.
Is sex a top priority for you?:
Do you have sex face to face with your partner?:
Eventually that happens I like to be in several positions...
How often do you get drunk and have wild, crazy sexy with a complete stranger?:
Its been a while.
How do you feel about one night stands?:
I have had them most are over rated... your drunk hes drunk its not all that good.
How many one night stands have you had?:
4 maybe 5.
What\'s your favorite position?:
Where\'s your favorite place to have sex?:
I can have it pretty much anywhere if its good does it really matter where y
Why does my heart break so? Can you heal my broken heart? I sit on daily basis wonderin why it huts so.
Can you tel me why love? Life without you seems to hard to bear without you in it! I feel my heart is being torn from my chest, Love it feels like am torn apart like a torn piece of paper.
How is that you sit by love, watching me wither away like rose in the summer heat. My love, I have thought and wondered why you leave me in such a state? I live my very life wondering, if you still love me?
Only In America
This is a great story! The radio station America FM was doing one of its "Is Anyone Listening?" bits this morning. The first question was, "Ever have a celebrity pull up with the 'Do you know who I am?' routine?"
A woman called in and said that a few years ago, while visiting her cattle rancher uncle in Billings, MT, she had occasion to go to dinner at a restaurant that does not take reservations. The wait was about 45 minutes; many ranchers and their wives were waiting.
Ted Turner and his wife Jane Fonda came in the restaurant and wanted a table. The hostess informed them that they'd have to wait 45 minutes.
Jane Fonda asked the hostess, "Do you know who I am?" The hostess answered, Yes, but you'll have to wait 45 minutes." Then Jane asked if the manager was in. When the manager came out, he asked, "May I help you?" "Do you know who we are?" both Ted and Jane asked.
"Yes, but these folks have been waiting, and I can't put you ahead of them." Then Ted a
Our Gaurdian Angels- My Latest Poem
Through the storm and through the rain
God shielded them from feeling any pain
God holds them close all through the night
Then lets them go to fly with the angels by dawns early light
They fly high above you in the form of a cloud, a rainbow, or a snow white dove
They are now your gaurdian angels each and everyday
To help guide you through and show you the way
They embrace you with all the love they feel
To help ease your heart, your mind, to help you heal
You will never really be apart
As long as you can always remember to keep thier loving memory alive inside your heart!
Thanks A Lot Fin Lol
so i went to infirmery and saw my bor johny and hung out with my buddy fin and jimmy... and finny all i gotta say is your just as naughty as i am hahaha spanking asss you perv hahah anyways see you bitches next week ..poewer with some d and b
The Email Drive Is Canceled
due to a small change in environment at ct i have lost my mojo..i have lost faith and can no longer lead you into battle.plese donot try to convince me otherwise.i will go one by one thru my family list today and give you your comments back...im sorry if some people got the idea that i was trying to be a leader...if thats what u thought then i have redeemed myself..because if i wanted to be a leader...many people have signed on to help me....but i love these people
so much that i will not have them be called followers....so im throwing in the towel.im gonna take this loss for the team.............
as for the double triple and quadruple agents around me..i made that song and video for you.
and you will be plucked from my page whether you are a sponsor friend fan family..i seen where you stood when i needed you...and to make suree no one knows if i removed them for being a piece of shit or at random.....i am removing half my sponsors to day ....youv been on my page for 30 days.....
THREE COWBOYS ARE SITTING AROUND THE CAMPFIRE OUT ON THE LONESOME PRAIRIE; EACH WITH THE BRAVADO FOR WHICH HE IS FAMOUS. 'TIS A NIGHT OF TALL TALES.
THE GUY FROM MONTANA SAYS, "I MUST BE THE STRONGEST, MEANEST, TOUGHEST COWBOY THERE IS. WHY, JUST THE OTHER DAY, A BULL GOT LOOSE IN THE CORRAL. IT HAD GORED SIX MEN BEFORE I WRESTLED IT TO THE GROUND BY THE HORNS WITH MY BARE HANDS AND CASTRATED THAT SUCKER WITH MY TEETH."
THE GUY FROM COLORADO COULDN'T STAND TO BE BESTED. "THAT'S NOTHING. I WAS WALKING DOWN THE TRAIL YESTERDAY AND A FIFTEEN FOOT DIAMONDBACK RATTLER SLID OUT FROM UNDER A ROCK AND MADE A MOVE FOR ME. I GRABBED THAT BASTARD WITH MY BARE HANDS, BIT ITS HEAD OFF AND SUCKED THE POISON DOWN IN ONE GULP AND I'M STILL HERE TODAY."
THE COWBOY FROM TEXAS REMAINED SILENT, SLOWLY STIRRING THE CAMPFIRE COALS WITH HIS PECKER
Crush Or Fantisy
IM SURE WE ALL HAVE CRUSHES OR ARE THEY FANTISY, WHAT DO ABOUT THEM DO WE ACT UPON OUR IMPLUSE, DO WE SECERTLY FANITSIZE ABOUT WHAT WE'D LIKE TO DO WITH THE OTHER PERSON, DO WE FIND THE NEAREST PERSON TO FULLFIL THEIR SHOSES.. WE WONDER WHAT IT WOULD BE LIKE TO TAKE THE OTHER PERSON TIGHT INTO OUR ARMS AND CURESSES THEIR BODY UPON OURS, TO FILL THEIR LIPS UPON OURS.. THEIR ARM RAPPED AROUND US BUT DO WE ACT OR DO WE FANTISIZ THAT IS THE QUESTION. GIVEN THE CHANCE FOR ME I THINK I WOULD ACT WHAT WOULD YOU DO ?
Some of you know a friend of mine died this weekend. I made this video for his memorial service. I can't be there Corey but I will be thinking of you! We will meet someday! xoxoxo
One day he says to me
I love you
But we just cant be
And theres nothing I can do
What is there
What dont I see
Did you ever care
Could we ever truely be
Before you knew me
You said I love you
Why cant you be
The one I want you to
You told me to open my heart
To give you my love
Then we would never part
I do hoping to come out above
I dont want to be
Someone who will die
Heart Broken, hoping its not me
But int he end I say goodbye
I dont want to feel this pain
I know that I love you
But I see I cannont gain
Anything, what can I do?
But my heart
Cant take it, I sigh
Its been torn apart
So heres one last goodbye!
Tests And Stuff
-- Personality Disorder Test - Take It! ---- Personality Disorders --
I took my tests for criminal law, and interpersonal relaationshitps today. i think I did ok on both of them. If I didn't have them both on the same day, I would have done better, but ohwell. I think I did well enough to get an A on each of them. After that, I went to saltlake for my psych
At the age of 62, I went to apply for Canada Pension last week.
After waiting in line for a very long time,
I finally got to the counter.
The woman there asked me for my driver's license to verify my age.
I looked in my pockets and realized, to my great dismay,
that I had left my wallet on the nightstand in my bedroom.
I told the lady that I was very sorry, but I seemed to have left my
wallet at home. "I'll have to go get it and come back later," I said.
At that point, she said to me, "Unbutton your shirt."
I was confused, but I opened my shirt, revealing lots of curly
She said, "That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me,"
and, with that, she promptly processed my application.
When I got home, I couldn't wait to tell my wife about my experience
at the Canada Pension Office.
She listened to my whole story and then said, "You should have
dropped your pants, you might have gotten disability too."
hey cherries just say what's up to the family.....stay rael come check me out and show some love i'll return the favor
Might Say Goodbye For Awhile
Unless I can find a company to give me a loan I will be saying goodbye for awhile.It looks as though me and my family will be on the streets in another week.
The Dream Of A Harley
Well to most they just don't understand what its like to be on a Harley, believe if you ever rode one the right way, "Darling I promise you, you'll never get on another type of ride.
Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from Sexi Luv.com
How To Shower~
HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN:
> Take off clothing and place it in sectioned
> laundry hamper according to lights and darks
> Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
> If you see husband along the way, cover up any
> exposed areas.
> Look at your womanly physique in the mirror -
> make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.
> Get in the shower.
> Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long
> loofah,wide loofah and pumice stone.
> Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo
> with 43 added vitamins.
> Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
> Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner
> Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for
> 10 minutes until red.
> Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa
> cake body wash.
> Rinse conditioner off hair.
> Shave armpits and legs.
> Turn off shower.
> Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.
> Spray mold spots with Tilex.
> Get out of shower.
> Dry with t
If I do not want what you want, please try not to tell me that my want is wrong. Or If I believe other than you, at least pause before you correct my view. Or If my emotion is less than yours, or more, given the same circumstances, try not to ask my to feel more strongly or weakly. Or yet if I act, or fail to act, in the manner of your design for action, let me be. I do not, for the moment at least, ask you to understand me. That will come only when you are willing to give up changing me into a copy of you. If you will allow me any of my own wants, or emotions, or beliefs, or actions, then you open yourself, so that someday these ways of mine might not seem so wrong, and might finally appear to you as right--for me. To put up with me is the first step to understanding me. Not that you. . .
Embrace my ways as right for you, but that you are no longer irritated or disappointed with me for my seeming waywardness. And in understanding me you might come to prize my differences from you, an
Sweet Ass Story
It was another Payday and I was tired of Mr. Goodbar.
I saw Miss Hershey standing behind the Powerhouse on the corner of Clark and Fifth Avenue when I whipped out my Whopper and whispered, ďHey Sweetheart, how'd you like to Crunch on my big hunk for a Million Dollar Bar?Ē
Well, she immediately went down on my Tootsie Roll, and it was like pure Almond Joy!
I couldn't help but grab her delicious Mounds because it was easy to see that this little Twix had the Red Hots.
It was all I could do to hold the Snickers and Crackle as my Butterfinger went up her tight little Kit Kat and she started to scream ďOh Henry, Oh Henry!Ē
Soon she was fondling my Peter Pan and ZagNut and I knew it wouldn't be long before I blew my Milk Duds clear to Mars that gave her a taste of the old Milky Way.
She asked me if I was into M&M, but I said, ďHey Chicklet, no kinky stuff.Ē I said, ďLook you little Reese's Pieces, don't be a Zero, be a Lifesaver. Why don't you take my Whatchamacallit an
What is love, but an emotion,
So strong and so pure,
That nurtured and shared with another
All tests it will endure?
What is love, but a force
To bring the mighty low,
With the strength to shame the mountains
And halt timeís ceaseless flow?
What is love, but a triumph,
A glorious goal attained,
The union of two souls, two hearts
A bond the angels have ordained?
What is love, but a champion,
To cast the tyrant from his throne,
And raise the flag of truth and peace,
And fear of death oíerthrow?
What is love, but a beacon,
To guide the wayward heart,
A blazing light upon the shoals
That dash cherished dreams apart?
And what is love, but forever,
Eternal and sincere,
A flame that through wax and wane
Will outlive lifeís brief years?
So Iíll tell it on the mountaintops,
In all places high and low,
That love for you is my reason to be,
And will never break or bow.
I Prayed For You Today
You feel a softly stirring breeze
Like angel wings fluttering by;
You close your eyes for a moment
And release a contented sigh.
A feeling of forgotten peace
Slowly fills your soul;
You feel the Lord's sweet presence
Start gently to unfold.
You bask in blessed silence;
Cares and sorrows pushed aside;
And for the moment tranquility
Deafens the world outside.
Why do you feel this gentle peace
Engulf you in such a way?
You wonder what the difference is. . .
It's that I prayed for you today.
done by christine
The Final Chapter On What I Learned On Xbox Uno.
I hope you liked my little story. Thanks to everyone who has read, commented and rated this for me. I do appreciate it.
Now to leave you on a note until the next time we play Uno and I decide to write other blogs. Some of the other things that were said I didn't have time to write down to talk about. Some I can't ever remember because we were laughing so hard my mind was having "brain farts". But here are some of the ones that I did have time to write down:
Sleeping in silly pants while it gets hot- this was what someone had thought I said. No in actuality I said that I am sitting here with my ceiling fans on and I'm still getting hot...
Pop goes the weasle- ?
Sending messages before I get off- now I had gotten a message from a friend of mine while I was playing this game. The thing is, I didn't have time in the middle of the game to go to the main menu to retrieve this message. So I said "My friend had messaged me and I have to send him a message before I get off....N
My following words may reflect a bit of insanity
But I would like the elements that compose my physical cavity,
the temporary ability to become miniscule particles in the wind
permitting you the opportunity to inhale me inside like oxygen
Let my essence climb up your nasal passageway,
Gently dance my way to your mind like a ballet
Authorize me direct access to your beautiful mind
I want to take a tour around and see what I may find
Into your memory warehouseÖplease grant me admission
A means to understanding your most personal cognition
Provide me with the keys to your file cabinets of retention
The files will permit me to relive them with you in a different dimension
I want to witness first hand your past anguish, trials and ordeals
Therefore I can observe what your mouth always conceals
Iíd experience events that gave you a sensation of bliss that seemed surreal
Enabling me to realize what you consider optimal, exemplary and ideal
During times of your stressfu
Pet's Love Element Is Earth (odd...)
Your Love Element Is Earth
In love, you have consistency and integrity.
For you, love is all about staying grounded and centered.
You attract others with your zest for life and experiences.
Your flirting style is defined by setting the scene, creating a unique moment in time.
Steady progress and stability are the cornerstones of your love life.
You may take things too slowly, but you never put your heart at risk.
You connect best with: Fire
You and another Earth element: need each other too much to build a good foundation
What Element Is Your Love?
To All My New Freinds !
Thank you for the help and support please keep them rate coming and I well do the same for you and remember I'm here for you if you needing help are just a freind to listen to becouse I beleive that is what freinds are for to help one another love ya guys your the best !!!
ONE DAY A LITTLE GIRL AND HER MOTHER WERE IN A STOP SHOPPING. THE LITTLE GIRL WAS ACTING UP VERY BADLY SO HER MOTHER TOLD HER IF SHE WAS GOING TO KEEP ACTING LIKE THAT SHE WOULD LEAVE HER IN THE STORE ALL ALONE. THE GIRL KEEP ACTING UP SO THE MOTHER DID EXCATLY WHAT SHE SAID SHE WOULD OD, LEAVE HER IN THE STORE. WHEN THE MANAGER WAS LOCKING UP THE STORE HE NOTICED THE LITTLE GIRL WANDERING HTE AISLES. SO HE ASKED HER WHERE WAS HER MOTHER, SHE REPLIED "SHE LEFT ME! CAN I COME HOME WITH YOU?." "NO!" HE SAID. SHE SAID "IM GONNA TELL MY MOM." SO HE TOOK HER HOME WITH HIM. WHEN THEY ARRIVED HE TOOK OUT THE FUTON FOR HER AND SHOWED HER HOW TO WORK THE REMOTE AND SAID HE WAS GOING UPSTAIRS THE TAKE A SHOWER. SHE ASKED "CAN I TAKE A SHOWER WITH YOU?" HE REPLIED "NO!" SHE SIPLMY SAID "IM GONNA TELL MY MOM." SO WHILE THEY WERE IN THE SHOWER SHE ASKED "WHAT'S THAT?" HE SAID "BIG WILLIE." SHE SAID "CAN I PLAY WITH HIM?" HE SAID "NO!" "IM GONNA TELL MY MOM." SO HER LET HER PLAY WITH BIG WILLIE. WHI
GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN
Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa , half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile soil.
Between 23 and 30, a woman is like America , well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash.
Between 31 and 35, a woman is like India, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France , gently aging; but still warm and a desirable place to visit.
Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain , with a glorious and all conquering past.
Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Yugoslavia , lost some wars, won some great battles but haunted by past mistakes, still very strong and proud.
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Russia , very wide and borders are now largely un-patrolled.
After 70, she becomes Tibet .. Off the beaten path, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages...still desirable but only those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual
Bar Part 3 Of 5 :)
"Hey, Jake, it's cold. Come up here and get under the covers with us," someone complained from not far away.
I knew I heard a woman's voice, and I wondered if I were dreaming or if someone really were with me. Upon brief semiconscious reflection, I realized the voice had said, "with us."
As my mind filtered dream from reality, I realized there were two women in bed with me. I opened my eyes, lifted my head, and saw a lightly-tanned redhead spooning a darker-complected brunette. I recalled the events of the previous evening and chuckled that Suz and Michele even were in my bed. "Amazing" is the word that came to my mind.
"Hi, guys. I'm cold too. You two go ahead and crawl under the covers. I'll be right back," I answered as nonchalantly as possible.
I checked the clock on my night stand. It read, two in the morning. "How did the clock know?" I wondered.
I did what any guy would do if he were awakened in the middle of the night, after engaging in his first threesome with
I've done this before. This is yet another version of it. Yeah, I'm a curious person. :P That being said, fill it out. Be honest.
1. What's your name?
2. Your age?
3. Your height?
4. What's your status (ie. single, married, divorced, separated, involved)?
5. Do you find me attractive?
6. Would you date me?
7. What would you say if I gave you roses or a single rose?
8. Do you like a guy w3ho is romantic?
9. Do you like to cuddle with a guy?
10. If I asked you out on a date, what would you say?
11. What would be your ideal date?
12. If we went out on a date, what would we do?
13. Do you have a crush on me or like me in any way?
14. Do you think I have a crush on you?
15. Would you like to get to know me? And if you already know me either somewhat or well, would you like to get to know me more?
16. What kind of music do you listen to?
17. If we were on a date, what would you do if I wanted to hold your hand?
18. What's your f
Why The English Language Is So Hard To Learn
1. The bandage was wound around the wound.
2. The farm was used to produce produce.
3. The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.
4. We must polish the Polish furniture.
5. He could lead if he would get the lead out.
6. The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.
7. Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was
time to present the present.
8. A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.
9. When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.
10. I did not object to the object.
11. The insurance was invalid for the invalid.
12. There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.
13. They were too close to the door to close it.
14. The buck does funny things when the does are present.
15. A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.
16. To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.
17. The wind was too strong to wind the sail.
18. After a number of injections my jaw got number.
19. Upon seeing the tear in the paint
New Babylon 5 Coming Out In July
New B5 coming out.
This is the first in a proposed series of anthology format direct-to-DVD releases. The DVD contains two interwoven stories featuring three B5 universe regulars (Sheridan, Lockley and techno-mage Galen (of Crusade)) and some new characters, including a Centauri Prince.
As the official site says: "One part of the story follows Sheridan as he picks up an unexpected visitor on the edge of Centauri space, Prince Regent Dius Vintari, and a warning about what will come afterward delivered by the techno-mage, Galen. The other part of the story is set aboard Babylon 5, as Colonel Lochley summons a priest from Earth space to deal with a problem that may have dark supernatural overtones." The stories will intersect on various levels, of course. The stories travel everywhere: from Minbar, to Earth, Mars, the future, the distant past, as well as B5 itself, of course. Best of all, they're written by the original producer, JMS, the one who wrote most episodes of the be
I'm out till later.
I'll yell from Texas.
These walls that enclose me, severing my soul.
Depriving my family...They don't even know!
These walls have no feelings. They're concrete & steel;
They punish,; They take everything that is real
These walls do not care, nor do they brood.
Living off humans , as if we were food.
They capture our memories & keep them inside;
Not worried 'bout loved ones, who languish outside.
These walls that are built to enclose us & hide;
can't steal my feelings, & boy have they tried.
Please understand me, my friends one & all;
These walls that surround me, someday will fall
Maybe I Should Be Good
for a while hahah. i did it once before hahah 5 months anyways...although it was pretty tough for a while ... maybe it would be best though. clear my head and get inside myself focus on my art and maybe take pics if i can actually get out during the day haahahah all i ever do is work or play on the computer not that its bad its just i dont draw or paint or do much of anything anymore but day said shed develope my pics for me for cheap so i can get back into photo and shit like that lol i can live off rice i guess hahah anywyas im just rambling keeping myself occupied
Today Is a bright and sunny day here in Mobile! Anyone wanna go fishin?? Summer is almost here and my babies will be going to stay 6 weeks with their sperm donor but they need to spend some time with him as well. I love them more than anything and I want what's best for them. I just hate their dad is putting on a front for people making himself out like he's father of the year. I don't trust him as far as I can throw him!
So Ya Know It All ..
So you think you know everything ....
The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for Blood plasma.
No piece of paper can be folded in half more than seven (7) times.
Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes
You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television.
Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty (50) years of age or older.
The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum.
The King of Hearts is the only king WITHOUT A MOUSTACHE
American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one (1) olive from each salad served in first-class.
Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.
(Since Venus is normally associated with women,
what does this tell you!)
Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.
Most dust particles in your house are made from
The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer. So did the first "Marlboro Ma
This Is Bad!!!
Im in my first contest,and I'm getting my ass handed to me! Come on Fellow Tappers help me out. Like I said I'm getting my ASSKICKED!!! Please Help! If you give at least 10 comment's you will get a gift. Hit this Link. Thanxxx.
so last night at work i had to work with the boss man owner guy. he haTes when i read at work. which i do when we're dead and theres no conversation or ANYTHING for that matter and im tired of looking at the floor, ceiling, out the window, walls, etc. oh...i also like to read my books when i poop at work too. so im leavin last night and my books missing. what the fuck. seriously. shit dont just get up and walk away. i looked. made it known i was pissed, but that it was late and id look wedsnday when im again with this boss guy. that mother fucker better not have fucked with my shit. period. i been on thin ice for the last couple o months. i will destroy.
Once upon a time there was a bunch of tiny frogs who arranged a running competition. The goal was to reach the top of a very high tower.
A big crowd had gathered around the tower to see the race and cheer on the contestants.
The race began...
No one in crowd really believed that the tiny frogs would reach the top of the tower.
You heard statements such as:
"Oh, WAY too difficult!!"
"They will NEVER make it to the top." or: "Not a chance that they will succeed. The tower is too high!"
The tiny frogs began collapsing. One by one...
Except for those, who in a fresh tempo, were climbing higher and higher...
The crowd continued to yell, "It is too difficult!!! No one will make it!"
More tiny frogs got tired and gave up....
But ONE continued higher and higher and higher....
This one wouldn't give up!
At the end everyone else had given up climbing the tower. Except for the one tiny frog who, after a big effort, was the only one who reached the top!
I Am Leaving Cherry Tap
I HAVE THOUGHT ABOUT THIS ALL DAY AND I HAVE DECIDED TO LEAVE CHERRY TAP. I HAVE MADE SOME GREAT FRIENDS AND WILL MISS YOU ALL.
CHERRY TAP HAS GOTTEN OUT OF HAND AND IS NOT FUN ANYMORE. I AM TIRED OF ALL OF THE DUMB ASS MESSAGES THAT WE GET SAYING THAT WE ARE COMMENTING TO FAST OR RATEING TO FAST. WHEN THERE IS A PROBLEM AND YOU CONTACT SOMEONE FROM THE CHERRY TAP SUPPORT ABOUT IT THEY TELL YOU TO JUST CHILL OUT AND TALK TO THEM THE NEXT DAY ABOUT IT. I PAY FOR A VIC AND EXPECT CUSTOMER SERVICE (NOW THAT IS A JOKE).
THERE IS ALSO SO MUCH BULL SHIT AND DRAMA ON HERE THAT IT IS SICKENING. WE ARE SUPPOSE TO BE ADULTS AND NOT TEENAGERS BUT YOU SURE CAN NOT TELL IT BY THE WAY SOME FOLKS ACT.
NOW I AM OFF TO DELETE ALL MY PHOTOS. SO TO ALL I SAY GOODBYE. YOU WILL BE MISSED.
ALSO IF YOU HAVE MY SPACE YOU CAN FIND ME HERE
One of the hottest opportunities you've had in a long time is losing momentum, but that doesn't mean it's going to come to a complete stop. Do not assume the worst in this situation -- in fact, you can safely assume the best. Chances are, this delay has nothing to do with you. While you're in this holding pattern, feel free to investigate any interesting new opportunities that pop up. Channel your impatience into curiosity and creativity
Is it bad that I whole heartedly believe horoscopes are real, and do actually apply to real life? Maybe that just makes me psycho... however it is odd how it does appear to be accurate to me
What South Park character are you?Buttersyou are a very happy person GLU GLU GLUClick Here to Take This QuizBrought to you by YouThink.com quizzes and personality tests.
She was the cool air of a summers night, yet inside were strange confusions. She had confident exteriors but could she ever be the person that she really was?
Her dreams were folded neatly and placed in open view, a mask to cover up her anxieties, but I knew behind it all she was everything she ever said she was, but some how she'd stopped believing...
I knew inside of her were angels, singing a soft chorus of melodic hope, monochrome tears for a world she didn't know, and even as she passed from view, and faded out beyond the street light, I knew one day everything would work out, it has to, doesn't it?
My Brother And 2 Nieces Accident
Sunday my brother was on his way to take his 2 little girls Summer 5 and Kaylee 1 next month to the park when some assholes fail to stop at a stop sign going 60mph hitting my brother dewaynes car from the side causing them to flip twice in the air landing upside down my brother got out of the car by punching out the window to get his kids out the people that hit them 2 teenage boys helped get the kids out but when they got out my brother went off on them they were driving there parents new car barely got a dent in it and brothers car was totaled and they are so lucky to be alive, my brother was not wearing a seat belt,and those kids wont get in trouble.What do you think should happen?
To All My Friends
good morning my friends,you all are awsome and for the ones that rated me i know i have alot of pictures to rate,and i know it takes your time to rate them and i wanted to let you all know that i am greeatly thanksfull for having good friends,and most of you i will rate yours but i think i have alot of friends that i forgot to rate sorry guys i will get too you all as soon as i can,love you all have a great day,and dont for get to smile life isnt all that bad and especialy mine haveing all you as friends
5 Kinds Of Sex
1) The first is Smurf Sex. This happens during the honeymoon period; you both keep doing it until you're blue in the face.
2) The second is Kitchen Sex. This is at the beginning of the marriage; you'll have sex anywhere, anytime, even in the kitchen.
3) The third kind is Bedroom Sex. You've calmed down a bit, perhaps have kids, so you gotta do it in the bedroom.
4) The fourth kind is Hallway Sex. This is the phase in which you pass each other in the hallway and say, "Screw you!"
5) There is also a fifth kind of sex: Courtroom Sex. This is when you get divorced and your wife screws you in front of everyone in the courtroom.
Morph Contest Opens In 1 Hour!
Best Morph Contest!
I'm doing a Best Morph contest!
I need 10 to 20 people for it!
Contest will start 5/03 At 2 p.m. Central thur 5/09 at 2p.m.
1st , 2nd and 3rd Place will get 2 gifts each!
Everyone else will get 1 !
1st Morph is......
with 1 comments!
2nd Morph is......
with 1 comments!
3rd Morph is......
with 1 comments!
4th Morph is.......
with 1 comments!
5th Morph is......
with 1 comments!
6th Morph is......
with 1 comments!
Comment Bomb and Self comment bombing is allowed!
Want to enter send me ur pic in my messages or tell me and i will rip it
~AnGeLHeArT~ CT Wife Of Lover69 ~ aka ~ SeXy MaMa ~ Owner Of *AnGeL FaMiLy *&* A.F.H.* ~@ CherryTAP
I'm through with it.
Proudly Announcing Soulz Ct Hall Of Famers
-cuz he keeps us clothed with kick ass designs and if you don't own one of his shirts you should get one-
GO SHOW HIM SOME LOVE
-cuz he's tha shit! and got lots of awesome work-
GO SHOW HIM SOME LOVE
-cuz she's a sweetheart and puts alot of time and effort into making CT more fun-
GO SHOW HER SOME LOVE
-cuz without her how would we know wtf's going on with contests n' stuff-
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-cuz she lends her mouse clickin' finger to help each of you get tha word out about things-
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-cuz she is a proud mother of a child with autism and keeps us all aware of it-
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-cuz she is always there to give a helping hand when she's needed and she's very much loved by many-
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I believe --
.... that just because two people argue, it doesn't mean they don't love each other.
And just because they don't argue, it doesn't mean they do.
I believe --
....that we don't have to change friends if we understand that friends change.
I believe --
....that no matter how good a friend is, they're going to hurt you every once in a while and you must forgive them for that.
I believe --
....that true friendship continues to grow, even over the longest distance.
The same goes for true love.
I believe --
....that you can do something in an instant that will give you heartache for life.
I believe --
....that it's taking me a long time to become the person I want to be.
I believe --
....that you should always leave loved ones with loving words.
It may be the last time you see them.
I believe -
....that you can keep going long after you think you can't.
I believe --
....that we are responsible for what we do, no matter how we feel.
The Most (what Goes Around........)
Whatever space you're in, seek to fill it with positive energy and light. Whatever task you're doing, approach it as if it is the most important and fulfilling job you've ever done.
Treat each person with whom you interact as the most highly respected person in the world. Look upon every experience as the most valuable experience you've ever had.
Those who find the most meaning and fulfillment in life are those who give the most to each moment, to each person and each activity. The world in which you live is the world that your choices create.
The most valuable opportunities are those to which you give the best of your attention, effort and commitment. The luckiest people are those who choose to create their own good luck.
Every situation is a situation to which you can add value. Every moment is a moment to which you can offer love, beauty and positive purpose.
Do you wish to get the most out of life? Then choose to be the most positively alive.
-- Ralph Marston
So I Am A Southern Gal
The ''Rules of the South'' are as follows:
1. Pull your saggy pants up. You look like an idiot.
2. Turn your cap around right, your head ain't crooked.
3. Let's get this straight; it's called a "dirt road." I drive a pickup truck because I want to. No matter how slow you drive, you're going to get dust on your Lexus. Drive it or get out of the way.
4. They are called cows & hogs. That's why they smell to you. They smell like money to us. Get over it. Don't like it? I-75 goes north, I-10 goes west. Pick one.
5. So you have a $60,000 car. We're impressed. We have $250,000 cotton pickers that are driven only 4 weeks a year.
6. So every person in the south waves. It's called being friendly. Try to understand the concept.
7. If that cell phone rings while a bunch of doves are coming in, we WILL shoot it out of your hand. You better hope you don't have it up to your ear at the time.
8. Yeah, we eat catfish & crawfish. You really want sushi & caviar? It's avail
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Okay, so you have to share the money and the credit. However, if you find the right partner, you can divide your workload in half and increase your quality of life. Doesn't that seem like a worthwhile trade-off?
The "f" Word, Thanks Joe "da Maine Man"
When is @#$% Acceptable?
There are only eleven times in history where the "F" word has
been considered acceptable for use.
They are as follows:
11. "What the @#$% do you mean,
we are sinking?"
-- Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912
10. "What the @#$% was that?"
-- Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945
9. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?"
-- Custer, 1877
8. "Any @#$%ing idiot
could understand that."
-- Einstein, 1938
7. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!"
-- Picasso, 1926
6. "How the @#$%
did you work that out?"
-- Pythagoras, 126 BC
5. "You want WHAT
on the @#$%ing ceiling?"
-- Michelangelo, 1566
4. "Where the @#$% are we?"
-- Amelia Earhart, 1937
3. "Scattered @#$%ing showers,
-- Noah, 4314 BC
2. "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?"
-- Bill Clinton, 1998
and a drum roll please............!
Burger King Fake Add
ok.. this is the best yet.. omg is it wonderfull.. i love the burger king adds.. (just take a look at one of my images that has the burger king guy shooting donald in the face)
Isnt Life A Real Bitch
Funny that I say this....I mean isnt just a bitch in a 1/2 when ya sorry stupid punk ass self gets busted for being a player and when ya do you have to go off and hide and run cause ya know if ya dont then ya wont be able to play no more....anyways lmao have a great day all
Twenty One Lashes - New Poem
Twenty One Lashes
A feeling like nothing ever felt.
Shivers down your spine of this new discovery.
Promise made to not invest too much.
Yet those always seem to get broken.
Time slowly passed and it seemed like forever.
Comfort knowing exactly what to expect.
And then one day you find out you're wrong.
Things seemed too perfect some how.
Nothing ever goes just as planned.
Mistakes made and not can be said to mend.
An emotional avalanche it has been lately.
One thing after another seems to happen.
Not stuck between a rock and a hard place.
More complicated and knotted than known.
Armor strong yet weak spots exist.
And you happen to pierce right through.
I invested too much in you.
(c) Ann Kelly
Saturday, May 5, 2007
To A Special Woman And She Knows Who She Is
My lady's presence makes the roses red,
Because to see her lips they blush for shame.
The lily's leaves, for envy, pale became,
And her white hands in them this envy bred.
The marigold the leaves abroad doth spread,
Because the sun's and her power is the same.
The violet of purple colour came.
Dyed in the blood she made my heart to shed.
In brief: all flowers from her their virtue take;
From her sweet breath their sweet smells do proceed;
The living heat which her eyebeams doth make
Warmeth the ground and quickeneth the seed.
The rain, wherewith she watereth the flowers,
Falls from mine eyes, which she dissolves in showers.