Had to share this one.
A 6 year-old and 4 year-old are upstairs in their bedroom. "You know
what?" says the 6 year-old. " I think it's about time we started
cussing."
The 4 Year-olds nods his head in approval.. The 6 year-old continues,
"When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'm gonna say something with
'hell'
and you say something with 'ass.' The 4 year-old agrees with
enthusiasm.
When their mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year-old what
he
wants for breakfast, he replies, "Aw hell Mom, I guess I'll have some
Cheerios."
WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor,
gets
up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out with his mother in hot
pursuit,
slapping his rear with every step. She locks him in his room and
shouts,
"You can stay in there until I let you out."
She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year-old and asks with a
stern voice, "An what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?"
"I don't know," he blubbers, "but you can bet your fat ass it won't be
Cheerios."
