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Someone Was Looking For A Cowboy ?? Lol:-)
Just Stuff...
People are people, who cares of creed, colour or sex? Live and let live. Live and let die. When you get perfect you can judge me, before that hold your tounge. You laugh because I'm different, I laugh because you're not. If it was an eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth then there'd be a lot of blind and gummy people in the world. Karma comes around - there's no escaping it. Save me from my friends, I can protect myself from my enemies. People make me pro-neucler The first time you cross me I can forgive, the second time you won't even see my fist...
Amber Alert
Message: Missing child named Andrea Montoya. She went missing at 2:45pm yesterday. and she was last seen in Gatlinburg at the river Terris hotel in the laundry room wearing a purple coat and grey jogging pants. She is 3 ft tall and weighs 96 lbs. She is originally from Florida and is here on vacation with her grandma and mother. A white jeep cherokee with florida sunshine license plate was seen circling the area. Please Repost this as : Amber Alert She was kidnapped just yesterday. it will take 5 seconds to repost.. What if someone sees this that knows something and a grandma and mother get their kid back. how great would that be? so please just take 5 seconds out of your day. YOU'D DO IT IF IT WAS YOUR KID!!!!!
Hey Cherry Tappers, its been awhile since I have been on here in the blogs. Chris is somewhere watching a movie and I figured I would stop in. So, we went and saw the movie Transformers, and I have to say, that was fun. The new Camaro was sweet, the effects were great and the girl in the movie was a hottie. Now I know the movie critics didnt like it, the same guys who thought Broke Back Mountain was a great film for the family. Watch that with your kids....hey dad, is the one guy pretending he is a horse and letting the other guy ride? Critics saying, well some parts were a little hard ot grasp. Ok cheese dicks, its cars that change it to robots? The last time I looked Chris' mustang didnt walk over to the 7-11 and grab a big gulp! I guess what I am getting at, is that it is a fun little movie (based on a fucking cartoon) so keep that in mind and just have fun with it. Maybe the sequel will have Optimus Prime come out of the "garage" and bang Ratchet in the tail pipe so
you would think some ass holes on here show more then i did they would have their shit done that way bull shit .....................
No Happy Ending
No Happy Ending by Hayley, not a princess. I believe in my destiny, and believe in my fate, I know that whatever, my life has its date. And while I have choices, and things I must do, I trust that my heart will carry me through. You think you can see what I feel, what I am, With your shallow vision, there's no way that you can. You know that I'm broken, but call me insane, To me it was special, to you just a game. The good times were false, not one of them real, You took hold of my heart and fed me the spiel. Conquered my body, then mastered my mind, Now I can see why they say that loves blind. You cheated and conned me so evil and cruel, Called me your stalker to make me the fool. I loved you so deeply with nothing to gain All that you gave me was heartache and pain. You shouldn't have hurt me, no one deserves that, Then thought you could fix it with coffee and chat. I played on your team for two solid years Bitter and angry I'm all out of tears. The
1. Honestly, what is your worst habbit? Procrastination 2. Honestly, whats on your mind? baby steps towards a more honest life 3. Honestly, what are you doing right now? IMing 5. Honestly, who are your best friends? C, R, B, M, K, A, T 6. Honestly, have you done something bad today? Not today, no. 8. Honestly, who is the last person you talked to on the phone? My sister. We hadnt talked for over a month cuz we had a spat over money. I hate business with family. I missed her and am glad we are talking again. 9. Honestly, are you jealous of someone right now? not really. 10. Honestly, what makes you mad most of the time? Me and my cowardice. 11. Honestly, do you bite your nails? no 12. Honestly, have you had an eating disorder? all my life. Emotional eater, binge eating. 13. Honestly, do you want to see someone this very moment? not really, cuz I look like shit 14. Honestly are you keeping a big secret now? Always. There are always b
I Call Her Bitch--with No Affection Whatsoever
How To Stay Young
HOW TO STAY YOUNG (George Carlin) 1. Throw out nonessential numbers. This includes age, weight and height. Let the doctor worry about them. That is why you pay him/her. 2. Keep only cheerful friends. The grouches pull you down. 3. Keep learning. Learn more about the computer, crafts, gardening, whatever. Never let the brain idle. " An idle mind is the devil's workshop." And the devil's name is Alzheimer's. 4. Enjoy the simple things. 5. Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath. 6. The tears happen. Endure, grieve, and move on. The only person who is with us our entire life, is ourselves. Be ALIVE while you are alive. 7. Surround yourself with what you love, whether it's family, pets, keepsakes, music, plants, hobbies, whatever.
A Letter To A Dear Friend.
M--- It is late --nearly 2:00 am. I picked up Manifest your Destiny at 12:30 and I can't put it down, but I had to tell you why I reacted, what changed. You of all people need to know, because you understand best of all. First, I have been having trouble in therapy talking about the one central fear that I harbor. You are so right that I have no real tangible fears that I cannot overcome or haven't overcome so far. I have spent a lifetime doing that in both the Athlete and Warrior state. However, my greatest fear is becoming like my father. You said talk to my mom that things may not have been as bad as I remember, but hun, they were worse. I called my sister the other day to apologize to her. See, my father was a cop and a drunk; he hated everything and everyone. His life and his work became one, so the anger, fear, hatred on the job became one and the same. He would take his anger out on my mom and my sister, but he would make me watch and say, "This is how you t
Update On Contest (10 So Far)
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Charred Chicken And Pepper Fajitas
2 large skinless, boneless chicken breast halves, cut into 1/2 inch 1 yellow pepper, cut lengthwise into 1/2 inch 1 red onion, thickly sliced 1/2 tsp dried oregano 1/4 tsp crushed chilies 2 tbsp vegetable oil grated rind and juice of 1 lime salt and ground black pepper 4x8 inch flour tortillas sunflower oil, for brushing leafy salad, to serve 2/3 cup sour cream Place the chicken strips, pepper, red onion, oregano, chilies, oil, lime rind, and juice in a large bowl. Add plenty of seasoning and toss together until well mixed. Heat a flat griddle or heavy nonstick frying pan. Add the chicken mixture and cook over a high heat for 8 minutes, turning once or twice, until the mixture is well browned, lightly charred and cooked through. Brush the tortillas with sunflower oil and briefly warm them in the microwave for 10 seconds, or heat them in a dry frying pan for a few seconds on each side. Serve separately, or pile the fajitas in the middle of your warm tortillas, add
Friday The 13th
I've always been lucky on friday the 13th, so from me to every other cherry- HAPPY FRIDAY THE 13TH!!!
Put a couple of new pics up today! Also been rating to my max daily! Let's get some pics rated and commented on folks! I just leveled up and discovered I need over 300,000 points to get to the next level! Argh! Also, thank you thank you and thank you for all you people out there who put nice comments and rated our personal pics! Makes us feel good and definitely improves my wife's self esteem! Everyone has been great! For those who already know, my wife had her surgery last week. It went great, she's up walking and feeling great and ready to make some new photo series, so here's your chance at some requests too! Have a great weekend! Mark and Lina
And I Did Get My Highlights Done And Other Things That Had Gone On.
Since I had a hair appointment, I need to say that I am grateful that Bill (aka Colonel_Deckard) did call and wake me up this morning since it was apparent that I forgot to turn on my alarm (had the time set just didn't turn it on) and I guess after talking to him last night until about 2 this morning you can realize that I was tired. The relationship between Bill and I is very complex. To me he is the big brother I never had, and wish I did have him for a brother because he and I get along so well. But then again, he also knows me too well as it is. When you have known someone for over fifteen years, you learn more about them than they possibly will ever know about themselves. The same goes for us. But I know I can trust him to listen to me when there are problems. He does treat me like a sister. He understands that there is more to me than just what is on the outside. But we talked about his going to drill this weekend, and I know how it is. He didn't want to go, but he gets out
This Is How I Feel Right Now
Running out of ways to run I can't see, I can't be Over and over and under my skin All this attention is DOING ME IN! FUCK IT ALL! FUCK THIS WORLD! FUCK EVERYTHING THAT YOU STAND FOR! DON'T BELONG! DON'T EXIST! DON'T GIVE ME A SHIT! DON'T EVER JUDGE ME! Picking through the parts exposed Taking shape, taking shag Over and over and under my skin All this momentum is DOING ME IN! FUCK IT ALL! FUCK THIS WORLD! FUCK EVERYTHING THAT YOU STAND FOR! DON'T BELONG! DON'T EXIST! DON'T GIVE A SHIT! DON'T EVER JUDGE ME! You got all my love, livin' in your own hate Drippin' hole man, hard step, no fate Show you nuthin', but I ain't holdin' back Every damn word I say is a sneak attack When I get my hands on you Ain't a fuck thing you can do Get this cuz you're never gonna get me I am the very disease you pretend to be I am the push that makes you move
When You Know
Work Was Nuts
OMG.. i went to work 345pm and it was crazy... the whole store trashed.. i guess you could kinda tell we had a sale lol... it didn't seem like it was all that busy but people were indeed messy.. I worked on my girls dept and cleaned it all up and prayed to God it didnt get messed up... surely it didnt but i didnt get to do much in my other sections because i got stuck with a customer prob and covering customer service. Wasn't too bad but why the hell we were open til 11pm when we normally close at 10pm is beyond me. But Thanks to the sale we had we didn't get done til midnight.. God i'm so glad i dont have to do day shift .. but i do work 130pm-10pm... then have day shift mon and tues.. oh well! the joys of workin retail and being a dept mgr. Hope everyone had a good night!
Child Neglect
RENO, Nev. - A couple authorities say were so obsessed with the Internet and video games that they left their babies starving and suffering other health problems have pleaded guilty to child neglect. ADVERTISEMENT The children of Michael and Iana Straw, a boy age 22 months and a girl age 11 months, were severely malnourished and near death last month when doctors saw them after social workers took them to a hospital, authorities said. Both children are doing well and gaining weight in foster care, prosecutor Kelli Ann Viloria told the Reno Gazette-Journal. Michael Straw, 25, and Iana Straw, 23, pleaded guilty Friday to two counts each of child neglect. Each faces a maximum 12-year prison sentence. Viloria said the Reno couple were too distracted by online video games, mainly the fantasy role-playing "Dungeons & Dragons" series, to give their children proper care. "They had food; they just chose not to give it to their kids because they were too busy playing video games
Aight peeps you know wut time it is...its CT Football you got spare time drop thru n leave me n my team mates a would be much appreciated:P
Penne Pasta With Vodka Sauce
1/4 lb. diced pancetta (Italian bacon), do not substitute 1/4 c. butter 1/3 c. vodka 1/2 c. freshly grated Parmesan cheese 1 lb. penne pasta 1 1/2 c. heavy cream 1 1/2 c. tomato sauce Melt the butter in a large frying pan. When the butter foams, add the diced pancetta. When the pancetta browns slightly (takes 2 to 3 minutes), add the vodka and stir. After the alcohol burns off, stir in the tomato sauce and cream (the alcohol only takes a minute or two to burn off). Stir continuously for 5 - 8 minutes. Place drained pasta into frying pan, add Parmesan cheese, and mix thoroughly for about 2 minutes. Serves 4 to 6.
To All Da Sexy Ct Ladies!!!..
Hey to all you sexy lady out in CT below and give Curvy a holla!!!!... ~*~wet tee shirt contest ~*~ hello every one I came up with a new idea for a contest i will be doing A WET TSHIRT CONTEST IT WILL START ON monday END NEXT monday the one with more comments gets a big pimp gift 2 to win gets a smaller pimping gift men and women allowed if interested please hit me up in a email here's my link ~~~curvylover ~~read my about me before adding me rate me ,add , fan member of wolf p fam@ CherryTAP hope many will join if u need more details hit me up 1ST PRIZE: 2ND PRIZE: 3RD PRIZE: and HERE ARE THE CONTEST RULES: *IF YOU ARE INTERESTED PLEASE CMAIL ME THE PIC YOU WOULD LIKE TO ENTER *NO NSFW PIX ALLOWED *COMMENT BOMBING ALLOWED *SELF BOMBING ALLOWED (repost of original by '~~~curvylover ~~read my about me before adding me member o
So I Had Your Man And.....
What makes her so much better than me? Thats what I am sitting here wondering. What makes her your everything? I was everything diffrent that she can never be. I let my heart slide into your hand. But yet shes got everything I cant have. But it's alright Im sure I will be fine. I can't beleave I sit and cry. And listened to those voices that told me to try. Telling me that I can. Be everything she can't. You were everything I ever wanted to fall into. Your flaws were transparent to me. So now what am I to do? Sit with a fake smile on my face that you can see. While inside I am holding my breath for something that can't ever be. Because I can't be her and treat you like a pile of shit as she does. And in a way arn't you just like her. Shes unfaithful to your feelings. But your unfaithful to her heart. Your the one that came to my door. Obviously wanting more. While she was at your house probley wondering where you were.
I started writing a blog explaining my state of mind. When I reread it, I realised I sounded like a big, whiney bitch. So, suffice it to say, the Cap'n isn't feeling his usually sparkly, jovial self at the moment. Apologies if anyone else is inadventantly sucked into the quagmire of my bad mood, but if you move slowly and carefully, you should be able to make it to terra firma. Anyway, the way I look at it, I'm entitled to a bit of a grump on occasions, so nurr. >:P
Wakening Life had been whizzing by me. I close my eyes to keep me from crying. Ive lived life wild and yet at bay. I helped, loved, cared for others, Yet, they were never able to fully get in. I incased and shielded my heart with cold steel. Envied, hated, and pitied the happy. I envied, because they have hope and love. I hated, simply because they know what it is to be happy. I pitied, because I know they could be taken for granted. I always felt the need to be happy yet deny it to the end. I was terrified to let anyone in. Then you came alone and asked for the key in. I dont know why and I dont know how but youve got it You hold the key now. Im scared to death and yet willing to fall. Ill tell you this, youve trumped them all! Now Im wakening to dawn anew, I cant wait to be in your arms and wake everyday to you. My heart and love is wakening full and true. I am finally awake and alive because of you
Angus Young Vs. Dimebag Darrell
Well Cherry Tappers, your vote has been counted for the AXEFIGHT between Angus Young VS. Dimebagg Darrell- Angus Young-23 Votes Dimebag Darrell-17 Votes Angus young is your 3 time Champion! Watch for my next MUMM, AXEFIGHT XIII!
Classic Honey Maid S'mores
Recipe Rating: Prep Time: 5 min Total Time: 5 min Makes: Makes 4 servings, one s'more each. 4 JET-PUFFED Marshmallows, toasted 1 milk chocolate candy bar (1.55 oz.), quartered 4 whole HONEY MAID Honey Grahams, broken in half (8 squares) SANDWICH 1 toasted marshmallow and 1 chocolate piece between each of 2 graham squares to make each s'more. KRAFT KITCHENS TIPS Use Your Microwave Make indoor s'mores! Top each of 4 graham squares with 1 chocolate piece and 1 untoasted marshmallow. Place on microwaveable plate. Microwave on HIGH 15 to 20 sec. or until marshmallows puff. Top each with a second graham square; press together gently to secure.
What Bugs Me
You know what bugs me? Fat people with those upside down pictures, shit you're fat you're fat live with it or lose the weight!! Girls who call themselves "MILF" Lets get something straight here. First of all a MILF something I would call a Friend's Mom which means she would have to be old enough to be my mom. SO if you are 24 with a kid, that does not make you a MILF, that makes you a young single mother. A MILF is a hot upper 30s to lower 40s woman, not just any woman but one that actually looks good. Your shit must be tight!!! people who put up pictures of everything from their grandma's dog to the traffic light down the street but none of themselves!!! people who put 100 pictures of their face, there is only so many faces you can make dear!!! How about a full body shot with some cloths on? people who put up pictures of models, or other people but none of themselves!!! So I ask? What is the point? Do you think you are that ugly that if your picture was up no one w
Met An Angel Today
Her wings we're hidden so my eyes couldn't see. All of her true glory placed right in front of me. I saw her hair her eyes that beautiful smile. Her beauty so amazing I was totally beguiled. To approch such beauty made me nervous beyond belief. When she welcomed me with open arms I breathed a sigh of relief. With a sparkle in her eyes her identity now known. All her inner beauty this I was now shown. Her wings now visable for my awestruck eyes to see. I thank all that I believe for sending this angel to me.
Brooke Sheilds....
"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life," --Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign.
As The Sun Sets
As the sun sets, We sit hand in hand, Side by side. Worries and troubles melt away, As we see the end of another day. We say good bye to all the bad that we've done and said. Remembering all the good times and moments that we did. Looking forward to a new day In hope to change and follow our hearts and ways.
I'm Away!
So I created a mumm to tell everyone I was going to be gone but apparently that wasn't the right way to do it b/c it got deleted and I was put on notice! LOL Sooooooo Just letting everyone know I'll be gone for awhile b/c of a family situation but I might pop back on and off every now and then! LEave me some love! I miss ya all!!! I'll comment/rate/add... all that good stuff when I can! ♥♥♥
My Live Journal
I won't blog here I blog on live journal so if you want to know about me and my life you can visit my LJ at this address.
Easy Chili-cheese Dog
Prep Time: 5 min Total Time: 13 min Makes: 6 servings, one sandwich each Nutrition Information Kraft Kitchens Tips Ratings and comments You may also enjoy 6 OSCAR MAYER Wieners 1 can (15 oz.) chili 6 hot dog buns, partially split 1/3 cup KRAFT Shredded Cheddar Cheese 1/3 cup chopped onions PREHEAT grill to medium heat. Grill wieners 8 min. or until heated through, turning occasionally. MEANWHILE, heat chili as directed on can. PLACE wieners in buns; top evenly with chili, cheese and onions. KRAFT KITCHENS TIPS Serving Suggestion Serve with a mixed green salad tossed with your favorite KRAFT Light Reduced Fat Dressing. Creative Leftovers Substitute leftover homemade chili for the canned chili. Use Your Stove NUTRITION INFORMATION Nutrition (per serving) Calories 400 Total fat 23g Saturated fat 9g Cholesterol 60mg Sodium 1130mg Carbohydrate 33g Dietary fiber 4g Sugars 6g Protein 16g
I Love This Panther....
Obama's Doublespeak
Barack Obama has been running as a candidate for change. Perhaps now it's time to remind everyone of his changing positions on Iraq, as well. Today, Obama supported legislation requiring most U.S. troops to be out of Iraq by April 30, 2008. But in 2004, Obama said that a quick withdrawal from Iraq would be "a slap in the face" to the troops. And in 2006, he said that he did "not believe that setting a date certain for the total withdrawal of U.S. troops [was] the best approach to achieving" our goals. In May of this year, Obama promised to provide critical funding for the troops. His exact words: "What you don't want to do is to play chicken with the President, and create a situation in which, potentially, you don't have body armor, you don't have reinforced Humvees, you don't have night-vision goggles." Then, just weeks later, he voted against the emergency Iraq spending bill that would have provided critical funds for body armor, mine resistant vehicles, and to help c
The City Of New Orleans
To My Friends And Fans
I just wanted to say thank you to everyone I have met here. I love reading your profile comments and picture comments, it always puts a smile on my all of you... THANK YOU SO MUCH...I LOVE YOU ALL...XOXO
Calling All Earth Me Level
HELP ME GET TO CHERRY ASSASSIN!!! Lev ...~*~Proud member of Earth Angels Club & TBS & TF ~*~@ CherryTAP
My Book
As of 3:02 a.m., I finished writing a book about my life. The writing has basically consumed me for the better part of 3 years, which is how long it took me to complete it. All 14 chapters are done. I'm so fucking happy.
He's Outta Town Again
He's outta town again, and I'm all alone I wish he was here I'd let him give me his bone
Got Drunk
so check it out one nite i got drunk off my ass and i was on the phone with somebody the whole time i was drinkin but they didnt even think about tellin me to stop drinkin, but anyway to continue the story i was out said sittin on the fire hydrent singing for like an hour while smokin a cigar and talkin on the phone, next thing u know some guy comes walkin down the street and starts talkin to me about somethin and ill could remember was i invited him to a party that wasnt happening
Hurry Up!!!
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Marking Your Territory
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Ok I Missed The Bullitin!!!!!
someone explain to me why its called fubar and not cherry tap anymore?
i'll be back in a bit - all of a sudden i'm feeling kinda bummish! i wanna scream & kick and cry n stuff.
Mom Charged With Beating Kids On Plane
Mom charged with beating kids on plane California mom charged in beating kids, 2 and 4, on flight to Denver Tamera Freeman also charged with interfering with the flight crew FBI affidavit quotes passengers as saying Freeman appeared intoxicated Next Article in U.S. DENVER, Colorado (Reuters) -- A California mother was charged with beating her children, ages 2 and 4, on a commercial aircraft and interfering with the flight crew. Tamera Freeman, 38, who appeared in court on Wednesday, was arrested on Monday at Denver International Airport upon her arrival on a Frontier Airlines flight from San Francisco, California. An FBI affidavit quotes passengers as saying Freeman appeared intoxicated, was abusive with her children before she boarded the plane and repeatedly hit and yelled at them during the flight. The affidavit also alleges Freeman threw a drink at the feet of a flight attendant and followed her into an aisle yelling and pointing her finger, cau
"Girl: Do i ever cross ur mind? Boy: No Girl: Do you like me? Boy: Not really Girl: Do you want me? Boy: No Girl: Would you cry if I left? Boy: No Girl: Would you live for me? Boy: No Girl: Would you do anything for me? Boy: No Girl: Choose--me or ur life Boy: my life The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says... The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.
Hicken Dolores
Ingredients: * 1/4 cup olive oil * 4 boneless skinless chicken breast halves * 1/4 cup flour * 1 cup of sautern wine (or any sweet white wine) * 1 teaspoon tarragon * 2 cups of chicken stock or broth * 2 roasted red peppers, sliced 1/4 lb shredded fontenella cheese or fontina cheese Method Heat olive oil in an oven-going skillet. Flour the Chicken Breasts. Saute them in the olive oil approx. 6-7 min., turning once. Add white wine; cook, uncovered, to reduce by half. Add tarragon, chicken stock and sliced roasted red peppers. Sprinkle with grated cheese and bake in 375 degrees oven for 7 minutes. Notes: A quick and tasty chicken entree in under 30 minutes. Serve with pasta, rice, or a potato side dish and a vegetable. And serve with your favorite bread to get every delicious morsel. Number of servings: 4
Oh Nancy You So Fine
Take a look at my girl's page.. Lots of twinkles and all! Show her some FUBAR lovin too! Shes a great friend!!! xoxo ~*Ladygray*~@ fubar
Games For When We Are Older
GAMES FOR WHEN WE ARE OLDER 1. Sag, you're It. 2. Hide and go pee. 3. 20 questions shouted into your good ear. 4. Kick the bucket 5. Red Rover, Red Rover, the nurse says Bend Over. 6. Musical recliners. 7. Simon says something incoherent. 8. Pin the Toupee on the bald guy SIGNS OF MENOPAUSE: 1. You sell your home heating system at a yard sale. 2. You have to write post-it notes with your kids' names on them. 3. You change your underwear after a sneeze. OLD IS WHEN: 1. Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face. 2. You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along. 3. Getting a little action means I don't need fiber today. 4. Getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot. 5. An all-nighter means not getting up to pee! Thoughts for the weekend Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctr Alt Delete' and start all over? Just remember, if the world didn't suc
Wtf Goin On
Ok so, im a bit confused on what the men on here really want. After dealing with a so called playa who tried to play head games wit mad woman and myself and failed(might i add redid my profile)am so frustrated on how men handle their selves on here. It is pathetic.My block list is growing by the day and will soon need a seperate page to list my blocked peeps.What is going on...what happened to the gentileman who treat u like a lady in public and then takes u home and gives it to u real good? i must have asshole written on my forhead.Maybe its me. but just remember, women r not a posession,dont be a stalker,and know how to treat one...its all about respect.Respect urself and others
We Have No Secrets
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Knock Some Sense In To You
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Boursin Stuffed Chicken
NGREDIENTS: * 4 boneless chicken breast halves * 5 ounces Boursin cheese with garlic and herbs * 1 tablespoons flour * 1/4 cup shredded carrot * 1/4 cup chopped walnuts * 1/4 cup chopped parsley, divided * 1/2 cup fine dry bread crumbs * 2 tablespoons Parmesan cheese * 2 tablespoons butter, melted PREPARATION: Place each chicken breast half between two pieces of plastic wrap. Pound lightly with the flat side of a meat mallet until flattened and thinned out.In a small mixing bowl, beat Boursin cheese with flour until smooth.STir in carrot, nuts, and half of the parsley. Place about 1/4 of the Boursin mixture on each piece of chicken. Fold in two sides and roll up burrito style. Press edges to seal. In a small bowl, combine remaining parsley, bread crumbs, and Parmesan cheese. Brush chicken rolls with the melted butter then roll in bread crumb mixture. Place chicken rolls in an 8-inch square baking dish, seam side down. Sprinkle with rem
Days Of Another Time... In A Future Without You - Pt. Ii
you make me feel like the... greatest man alive when i think about those... hysterical moments of laughter from me saying the most silliest... things! I picture you at your desk, when the work day begins but only your eyes give me, accknowledgement as you glance up when i come through the door, i wish i had an apple! to watch you bite into it... and enjoy its sweet flavor! and what about the after hours? that chill time when, we took those, jazzy cafe strolls, sipping tea and eating, sweetrolls and got that sticky shit, on our nose! some people would... -KILL- for days like those! the wild night at the soundgarden... the party after the party? we got a little tipsy... didnt w
Cursious 3lw
cursious There's some things on my mind I don't know that I should be thinkin' Am I wasting my time thinkin' 'bout you and I and these feelings? Coz I see you and me holdin' hands, doin' things, goin' further. But they say we're too young and those things will come, I'm just curious. When can I touch you? When can I kiss you? I'm curious. Nothin' more than a girl, Comin' straight from the heart, I'm just feelin' us. Thinkin' bout you and me, Thinkin' bout how it feels, I'm curious. I just wanna know what true love is though, I'm just feelin us. On the phone, in my bed, on my back Starin' at the celing. When I'm talkin' to you, What I feel is it true, I'm wondering. Well I tell it and I, What I feel deep inside, it keeps burning. Does my man understand, everything that I am, I'm curious, I'm curious. When can I touch you? When can I kiss you? [ Curious lyrics found on ] I'm curious. Nothin' more than a girl, Co
Fucking Weirdo
You are 64% an Odd person!!! You're an Odd-ish person. Bordering on the eccentric you're known as a quirky and interesting person. You have some traits that some people see as very odd, but then who doesn't?How Odd Are You?
Godflow I Spit Bibles N!gga
a its just your friendly hood phenom dot holla at your boy
Im Back
well...just got back from one of the most beautiful places ive ever been to..just lettin everyone know im back..and i will try and catch up..tomm..its 2 am here..and it was a 5 hr drive..goodnite sleep tight
I'm No Angel
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If I Could Meet Anyone
If I could meet anyone, dead or alive, I would have to say jim Morrison. He had an impact one way or another on anyone's life, and he had this appeal about him that just made him ooze with sex. I wish I could have met him
The Hawkster--eat Him Up
My Promise
I'm sorry i displease u I'm sorry i dont do what i should I'm sorry for not doing whats asked of me Even though i knew i should do Plz forgive me for displeasing u Plz forgive me for what i didnt do Plz forgive me for not doing whats asked of me Plz forgive me even though u dont have to I make this my written/typed promise to u i will do my best to make it up to u!!! You know i love you you know i do i now know y ur mom doesnt like my age and what it can do.
Where I Live
Kokomo, Indiana: Median family income: $59,700 Median home price (1Q 2007): $93,000 Slow-moving Kokomo is home to a DaimlerChrysler plant and Delphi Corp. world headquarters. Its real estate market, though, remains tame, with most listings coming in below $250,000 and more than half well below $100,000. Not the Kokomo Island of which the Beach Boys sang, but definitely an oasis for home shoppers on limited budgets.
Stash, Pedal Piano, Burgmller
Just fixing the title of something I just posted... Pedal piano Wikipedia article btw. Norbert Burgmuller, JFF Burgmuller's short-lived brother (well-regarded by Schumann. Johann tended towards brief etudes and character pieces; Norbert wrote also a symphony and part of another, a piano concerto, etc.) Eric
Burgermeister? Is That You?
So a couple of weeks ago I was watching "Guns for San Sebastian" on TV. Basically because it was a Saturday and nothing else was on. In the middle of the movie, I here this voice that was so familiar that I instantly placed where I had heard it before --- It was the voice of the Burgermeister from "Santa Claus is Comin' to Town". So of course, being the research freak I am I had to go look it up on Internet Movie Database. The actor's name is Paul Frees, who apparently did a lot of stuff in the 60's.
Catch The Worm
copy and paste the link and do as it says...see if you can catch the worm before it gets away...good luck!!!
My Son Is In The Hospital
My son Anthony, was admitted to Children's Hospital today..He has had a high fever, chills, etc for over two weeks..They are doing a battery of tests on him. It is pretty serious..To say the the least, I am scared. I will let you know more when I know more. But prayers right now for me and my family right now would be good...Thanks
Will I
Will I come over? Yes, I'll come over Simply because you want to bend me over, kiss, love and lick me all over Don't stop now cause you giving me chills all over And my body is being thrilled all over Late nite??? Baby I'm a nite owl I'll take you at your word That we'll be going for hours lovin, kissin, touchin Can you feed me? Yes, you can but not strawberries... It's your dick I crave you see Can I show it to you...explictly?? The way I'll stroke it, suck it, ride it like that And have my 'P' grind it like that Will I come over? Yes, I'll come over... If you promise to cum with me
Just Popping In....
Looking For A Local Female!!
Looking for a local female from the lehigh county area that would be interested in the Adult entertainment field, modeling, bisexual would be a huge plus! Email me if something like this would interest you! Hugs and Kisses Kelly
Stand By Your Man
good morning fubar friends and awsome ones at that.hope you all have smiles on your faces this morning if not you should have love you all and ty for the ratting and the gifts
Ok All
Ok i am in this contest which you all know.and it is going to end on Aug5th instead now so i could use all the help when you all get a chance to ty.....
The Truth About.....
Ok I Give Up....
i am as high as i can go right now in the contest i am getting tired and not feeling good as norml this stuff i have wrong with me kicks me in the butt after a while..but here is the link so if you feel up to bombing go for it....
If Anyone Is Interested.........
Ive been playin in PSP when i have time to relax n get my mind off of things..I have made these custom license and wedding certificates..If you are interested in either let me know .. I can create then to your tastes n wants...I dont ask for anything in return just a thank you n respect my work..Holler @ me if I can do anything for you! Here are examples.............. Just make sure u message me and let me know
Why Hate...
Why hate someone for the color of their skin when there are much better reasons to hate them. Denis Leary
Need Help A.s.a.p.
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A Little Venting
ok those of u who know me know i do all i can to help everyone as much as possible on here. But i think alot of u have forgotten i had surgery on my hand 3 weeks ago and still in a cast so im doing everything one handed and im a bit slow with everything. Im trying my damnest to help all my friends who are in contests and giveaways but i can only do so much at a time. Im sorry if this bothers anyone.
God, i hate men!!! X-( Either something is wrong with them all or it's just me. Either way boys are mean! :(
Please Read
Why do some of you find it so hard to believe that I'm not a man whore like most guys? I'm not someone that'll sleep any girl that says yes. I'm not a player. I'm someone that likes romance and treats a girl with respect rather than as a whore. No one ever believes or understands that because they have it in their head that all men want is just sex, that's not true. There are some men in this world that still believe in chivalry and I am one of those men. I believe sex should be special and should mean something and should only be with someone you love; that's why I'm still a virgin. Please stop stereotyping and categorizing all men as being the same and wanting just sex because not all of us are like that. Some of you still won't believe me even after reading this and that's fine because I know the truth and that's all that matters to me right now. Have a nice day, bye. - Julian L
Update One
I am gettin tired of typing this so i am just sending it out like this..... For thos who don't know i have had alot of trouble being sick over the last two months with vommitting and waht not every day and it has been getting alot worst..... I went to a specialist today...They still really don't know what is wrong with me....but they have some ideas and we are going to do some test i am going to be put under tomarrow and they are going to scope my stomach and then friday i am having a cat scan done....they think my appendix might have ruptured or is very close to doing so if this is the case i will be out of work long so yippeee i really miss the money...but thats what's up iwill let ya'll know more when i know more so peace drew
Murphys Law Of Combat
Friendly fire - isn't. Recoilless rifles - aren't. Suppressive fires - won't. You are not Superman; Marines and fighter pilots take note. A sucking chest wound is Nature's way of telling you to slow down. If it's stupid but it works, it isn't stupid. Try to look unimportant; the enemy may be low on ammo and not want to waste a bullet on you. If at first you don't succeed, call in an airstrike. If you are forward of your position, your artillery will fall short. Never share a foxhole with anyone braver than yourself. Never go to bed with anyone crazier than yourself. Never forget that your weapon was made by the lowest bidder. If your attack is going really well, it's an ambush. The enemy diversion you're ignoring is their main attack. The enemy invariably attacks on two occasions: when they're ready. when you're not. No OPLAN ever survives initial contact. There is no such thing as a perfect plan. Five second fuzes always burn three seconds. Ther
k so. i just got in from some back breaking yard work. im sweaty...yet exhilerated.(sp?) whatever not checking it cuz i dun hafta if'n i dun wanna. pffft. went out to the ghetto to get some supplies in order to do said yard work...and decided O.o i should check out the price of the new HP was a good price...i woulda picked it up...cept for one itsy bitsy fact... they were fucking out *seethes* buncha fuckers. *growls* so i came home...and dug holes instead. i was only gonna do one...but the more i thought about it...the more i holes im done. cuz its gonna rain. and digging in the rain sucks ass. however...the yard shows improvement. *nod* bought lavender fake heather...which is a kind of evergreen shrub. actually we bought 5 of them. i planted 3 of em in the holes. maybe tomorrow i'll tackle the other 2 and the other 3 plants moms bought. and transplanted my JFK and some other herbs. curiously enough? while i was
The Intruder Part 1
Eva lay in her bed reading a book while the ten p.m. news played in the back ground. She was so engrossed by the trashy novel, that she wasn't paying attention when the news announcer spent a good two minutes on a story about a series of assaults on single women in the metropolitan area! All of the women were between the ages of twenty two and forty, and either lived alone or were alone at the time of the attacks! Entry was usually made through an unlocked window, although unbelievably, a few women reported that the intruder entered through and unlocked door!!! After finishing the next chapter, Eva brushed her teeth, turned off the television, and turned in for the night, if she had been more alert, she would have gone around and made sure all of the windows and doors were locked up tight, unfortunately though, she did not!!! A little past two a dark figure used a sharp pocket knife to cut the screen to the back porch window, seconds later, now inside the single story bungalow, the fi
Once You Leave...
Once you leave the womb, conservatives don't care about you until you reach military age. Then you're just what they're looking for. Conservatives want live babies so they can raise them to be dead soldiers. -George Carlin
Kick Me
Kick Me There was a little boy who got up one morning and was pissed cause his mom didn't have his breakfast ready. So he went outside and kicked the chickens because he didnt have any eggs. Then he went to the pig pen and kicked the pigs because he didnt have any bacon. Then he went to the barn and kicked the cows because he didnt have any milk. Then he came back into the house and his mom said ''I saw you kick the chickens, pigs, and the cows and just for that you dont get any breakfast.'' So later on, his mom kicked the cat becuase it was clawing the furniture. So when his dad came home the little boy said, ''Hey Mommy? Do you want me to tell him or are you gonna tell him?'' "Tell him what?" asked his Mom. "That he don't get no pussy 'cause you kicked the cat." A Cat
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One Of My Favorite Songs
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Saints Training Camp
June 29, 2007
Be a little easier on yourself right now. Changes can't and won't happen immediately, so why try to force it? Besides, this delay might be a hint that you need to do more groundwork before you take the next leap.
Armed Forces And Kid Rock - A Deadly Combination
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"In the fields of hell where the grass grows high Are the graves of dreams allowed to die." -- Richard Harter
I Close My Eyes For One Second!
and it's FUBAR????? sounds like a candy bar, like i fool u i'm not candy, or is it saying what i think it's saying??? lol Buried at
I am sooooooooo not cut out to doing BIG pimpouts with a bunch of HTML in them lol. I had a big pimpout train all set up in word pad, and I clicked something by mistake, and POOOOOOOOOOF it was gone. I'm in the process of getting it done again. Hopefully it'll be done shortly after HappyHour starts. xoxoxox
Asian Cashew Chicken Stir-fry
Ingredients: * 3/4 to 1 lb. boneless, skinless chicken breasts * 1 egg white, beaten * 1 Tablespoon rice wine vinegar * 1 Tablespoon vegetable oil * 1 cup cashews * 2 Tablespoons vegetable oil * 1/2 teaspoon salt * 1 (8 ounce) can sliced water chestnuts, drained * 1 (8 ounce) can bamboo shoots, drained * 1 small sweet onion, sliced and separated into rings * 3 celery ribs, thinly sliced * 2 red bell peppers, seeded and thinly sliced * 1/2 cup chicken broth * 2 Tablespoon corn starch * 2 Tablespoon soy sauce * 2 teaspoons toasted sesame oil 1/2 cup cashews, toasted and chopped Method Cut chicken breasts into 1-inch pieces. In a medium bowl combine beaten egg white and rice wine; add chicken pieces and refrigerate for 1 hour. Heat a wok or large skillet over medium-high heat; add 1 Tablespoon of oil; add cashews and stir for a few seconds. Add two more Tablespoons of oil and the drained chicken
"kwik" Kiwi Chicken Stir-fry
Ingredients: * 3/4 cup chicken broth * 2 Tablespoons soy sauce * 1 Tablespoon fresh lemon juice * 2 teaspoons brown sugar * 1 teaspoon lemon peel * 1 teaspoon balsamic vinegar * 1/4 teaspoon crushed red pepper flakes * 1-1/2 pounds boneless, skinless chicken breasts, cut into 1-inch cubes * 2 Tablespoons cornstarch * 2 Tablespoons peanut oil * 1 red bell pepper, cubed * 6 green onions, cut into two-inch pieces * 2 Tablespoons minced garlic * 2 Tablespoons minced fresh ginger * 3 kiwi, peeled, halved, cut into 1/4 inch pieces * 2 cups cooked rice Garnish: Additional green onion, sliced Method In a medium bowl stir together the first seven ingredients until blended. Set aside. Dredge the chicken cubes in the cornstarch until evenly coated. Heat 1 Tablespoon of oil in a wok or large skillet over medium-high heat. Add chicken and stir-fry 4-5 minutes. Remove chicken to a plate. Add another Tables
I Want...
I want someone to hold me. Someone to love me, And make love to me. Make me feel loved, And to be desired. To share passions and dreams. To giggle at our silliness, And to hold hands and kiss. To love and want you because you love and want me. To lie in your arms because That's where it's safe. That's where I'm loved. And I'm important to you too, Cause you feel about me the Same as I feel about you. You know, I'll laugh at your jokes, And cry at your sorrow, Be obstinate and disagree Just because I want to. Cause it infuriates you. And you know I'm doing it purposely, Cause you know me. You know my moods Will change like the wind, And we'll argue and fight.... Be silly together You'll be angry with me, But you'll forgive me, Cause you know I want to be loved. And you love me, No matter what I do.
Just watched this movie last night with a friend... Not released in the movies yet (Pirated Copy!) hehe Kick azz thriller, suspence, mystery... with Samuel L Jackson, John Cusack. Be sure to check this out when it releases! Awsome!
I do not think life is a sentence that ends with an exclamation point, question mark or period. Rather, I think it drops off with a ..... and then changes into some other form of life (be it spiritual or physical). From death to fertilizer for something entirely new..... now is that not that a nice equation? It sure makes life easier when I remember that for every inch we fall, we are given an extra inch to grow. This is why, to the hushing and discouragement of so many around me, I always say, Do what you will with your life. If you need to cheat and steal to learn about Truth, then take to the mall with your dirty five-finger discount. The one concrete thing about life is that its laws are universal and its lessons indiscriminate. Newton called it his third law. Buddha called it karma. Bruce Willis called it revenge. The Bible says we reap of what we sow. I say, play with a ball of string and you may very well become tied up, but half the fun is in being knotted up, while the othe
How Many Awake Friends?
how many awake friends right now? comment to count pls....
Raspberry Amaretto Ice Cream Brownie Pie
Ingredients: * 1 (13 oz) box fudge brownie snack bars (like Little Debbie), chopped * 1 (12 oz) jar seedless raspberry preserves * 1/3 cup amaretto liqueur * 1 1/2 quarts vanilla ice cream, softened * 1/2 cup finely chopped walnuts * 1/2 cup grated dark chocolate Garnish: fresh raspberries Method Spread brownies in bottom of a 9- or 10" springform pan, pressing into a single layer; freeze at least 15 minutes. Mix preserves with amaretto; reserve 1/2 cup of mixture, cover and chill for topping. Stir the rest of the mixture and walnuts into the ice cream. Spread over brownie crust. Cover and freeze at least 3-4 hours. When ready to serve, drizzle with remaining raspberry-amaretto mixture, sprinkle with grated chocolate, and let stand for 5 minutes before cutting into wedges. Garnish with fresh raspberries. Notes: This uses all prepared ingredients to make a spectacular dessert. Number of servings: 10
so my 2yr old is having a temper tantrum. the inconsolable kind. cuz her sisters went to the store n she hadda stay home with mommy. i finished the last HP book. i dug it. tho i must say the epilogue was weak. it didnt deter from my like of the book however. my brain got a lil twisted from an unexpected call...but...c'est la vie. i think...ima go dig some holes...before it rains. peace
Cheaper By The Dozen
Lmao Funny See What Ct Does To A Person Life
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The Last Day To Vote!!!!!!!! Please Repost
Hello all the end of the month is near and today is the last day to vote and then the votes will be reset back to zero for August. I really could use your help so Im asking yous of a big favor to please vote for me daily. I joined this contest a little while ago...and the contest is a modeling contest for a calendar...and for the month of June I came SOOOO close to winning but I came up short in 2nd place...the only way I got that far is because I had people vote for me...and I was hoping you all could do the same...I really would appreciate it... I will get 5 points for every person I get to join using my recruiter ID# 457!! just sign up and upload 2 pics of your self and your done and don't even need to use it if you don't want to. it really means alot to me if you could take the time to help me out. thank you very much and have a great day ;)!!. make sure you use my recruiter id#457 when you join otherwise I won't get the 5 points:( click here to join Tri-state Hotti
Doctors Visit And Health
I want to thank all of my wonderful friends on here for your concern, emails and gifts:) It turns out I don't have cancer, although I will be getting surgery sometime soon (when they call me). All of you very close and dear to me have been great!! I have some running to do today, It's great to be out of bed, and to know what's going on with me:) I'll be back on tonight full force!!! Thank you again so much!!!!!!!!!!! Love to you all!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Mina
White Buffalo Dreams And Soiyo Kola
White Buffalo Dreams Body: In the swirling whiteness, A dream was sent to me, I heard the sound of breathing, Of an animal I could not see. Then the mist before my eyes, Slowly drifted away, And I found myself standing, In the brightness of the day. Alone at first upon the plains, I began to look around, My heart was beating faster, When I realised what I had found. For standing just behind me, Now looking me straight in the eyes, Was the biggest whitest buffalo, Who was not afraid to die. Slowly he moved towards me, Then I thought I heard him say, “You and I are brothers.” And then he moved away. I gave thanks for this dream, That was sent to me, Because it showed me who I am, And what I’m meant to be.
A Personal Message
There have been many, many times when I may have disturbed you, troubled you, pestered you, irritated you, bugged you or got on your nerves, But today I just wanna tell you that... I PLAN TO CONTINUE !
The other day when I met, for the first time IRL, one of my friends at a park all I could think about, at the time, was sex. Thoughts about going down on them and of how they might taste; thoughts of how special and wonderful it would be to know the person in a biblical sense; thinking of what would happen if i didn't please the person sexually; etc... Well anyways, when providing feedback about our meeting they mentioned that talking about sex with a person who you've just met is a really big turn off and I made the comment like, "Well, I guess you knew where my mind was..." or something to that effect. They might already know this, but just in case, I want the person to know that I'm not some sex-crazed lunatic and sex is not all that I think about...most of the time...It just seems like ever since I got my first taste of it about 3 weeks ago, that's all that I've thought about and I really wish I would stop, and Hopefully I will stop, but for the time being, to just bare with me.
Personality Quiz
Your score on this personality test was 65% Others see you as fresh, lively, charming, amusing, practical, and always interesting; someone who's constantly in the center of attention, but sufficiently well-balanced not to let it go to their head. They also see you as kind, considerate, and understanding; someone who'll always cheer them up and help them out.Personality QuizTake More Quizzes
I reached my limit for the day
I've Learned
I've learned we want what we cannot have and can never have enough. I've learned all the money in world won't get you into heaven. I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is be someone who can be loved. The rest is up to them. I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people just don't care back, but that's ok. I've learned that it takes years to build up trust and only seconds to destroy it. I've learned that it's not what you have in your life, but who you have in your life that counts. I've learned that you can get by on charm for about fifteen minutes, after that, you'd better know something. I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to the best others can do, but to the best you can do. I've learned that it's not what happens to people, it's what they do about it. I've learned that no matter how thin you slice it, there are always two sides. I've learned that you should always leave loved ones with loving word
How do you say sorry for mistakes you made. How do you go about correcting the debts that need paid. How do you go about telling people that you did wrong that your sorry. When my past life came out of nowhere and consumed me. How was I supposed to take cover when I had no warning. These things in life I wished I knew. To take these problems i've got I wished I can undo. Sorry is just a word that's tossed around like nothing anymore. A simple word that's been abuse and thrown on the floor. How do you get back what you have screwed up in life. How do i say sorry who cares about pride. But one thing is perfectly clear. I sit all alone with no one here. My past has came and bit me in the ass. When I go through this faze I have no class. Oh well I say which means I messed up. You can't say your sorry so I just shut up. Silence has been my friend for many years. It's better than smoking dope or drinking beers. There's got to be a better way to hangle this. Rather than t
Shrimp With Rosemary Garlic Cream Sauce
Ingredients: * 1 1/2 lb. extra-large raw shrimp in shells * 2 sprigs fresh rosemary * 4 cloves garlic, crushed * 1/4 cup olive oil * 1/2 cup white wine * 1/4 cup water * 4 oz heavy cream (1/2 cup) * 4 tbsp. butter or margarine White pepper Method Shell and de-vein shrimp, reserving shells. Chop rosemary from one sprig. In food processor or blender, combine 2 of the cloves of crushed garlic, chopped rosemary and olive oil; process until spices are blended with oil. Pour marinade over shrimp and marinate for 4 hours or overnight. Prepare sauce: Simmer reserved shells in the wine and water for 10 minutes. Remove shells from stock. Continue to boil and reduce liquid to 1/4 cup. Add heavy cream, butter, the whole sprig of rosemary and 2 cloves of crushed garlic. Simmer until thickened. Strain; add pepper to taste. To cook shrimp, remove from marinade thread on skewers, and grill or broil until done, about 5 minutes per s
I Love Morons...they Give Me Something To Blog About....
The MUMM: Ok just because my boobs are big and having a little extra padding does this make me ugly? The last mum I submitted I was told to lose weight or have a face lift. My first comment: This is not the place to ask anything about your looks. And seriously, who cares what other people think? Is your self esteem THAT low? She comes to my page: Actually no it isnt I lie the way I look. My second comment to her mumm: You CAN comment on your own mumm. You don't have to bring it to my page. So...naturally, she has to come to my from the bottom up... ->~*~Flawed ...: um...if you'll remember, you're the dumbass that started this conversation Ramgirl_73: go the fuck away ->~*~Flawed ...: Well it's gone...and if you didn't care you wouldn't have JUST said you wanted to know what ppl said.... Ramgirl_73: I didnt delete anything i dont care what you or anyone else think ->~*~Flawed ...: roflmao...that's why you deleted
Injuried Soldier
Hello Everyone, This sad news was sent to me. Adam a 21 Year old Soldier was injured by an IED in Iraq. He lost half of his left face... His left eye is gone, nose is messed up and Jaw smashed... While he is not a member of Fubar, we do have a member that is near by Ladnstuhl Hospital in Germany. Where he is recovering. Again here is the BLOG about his Injuries: My Thanks to Jessica for bring this to my attention. Army.Wifez.are.Tougher@ fubar
One Day...
One day there will be there will be no more crying and no more pain. Don't let the devil come in and destroy or steal the truth your heart holds inside. In lifes turbulance don't freight. Lift your head to the heavens and Remember true love and happiness is waiting... Writen By.Jen(Te amo)
~fools Playground~
My heart... feels like a playground these days one upon which fools gather.. to romp and play- not a care have they.. or seek to heed that which it holds... what it is it needs- just to take .. what they want..what they can use not seeing the grief caused... the pain....or abuse. My heart holds more then it should even now.. but why must it now and always.. be used as a playground.............. ~Candyce~
Fucc'n Lemon Grove
now this is some bullshit fucc lemon grove cuz since i moved out here two cars fucc'ed up on me so now im stuck and mad as hell never move to da cross towns cuz them niggas will get u
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Wow...good Prizes For This One!
This contest is worth getting excited about..... Im giving away I months VIP & a 3day blast to first place.....But wait,Im also givin away yet another 3 day blast to second place,along with party time gifts of trophies to 1st second and third.....Interested yet??? Send you photo link via private message to me and hurry cause contest begins Friday August 3rd at 700 pm and will end on Saturday,August 11th... Be a VIP for a month & Fubar blast for 3 days..... Rule for contest... 1.All contestants and voters must be a friend and fan,no exceptions(you will not be allowed to vote or enter if not) 2.Rates plus comments = total votes... self commenting is allowed & encouraged 3.Aug.3rd @ 7:00 pm thru Aug.11th @ 1:00 pm is contest duration 4.No downrating or abussive commenting the competition...if caught , you will be disqualified 5.Send your pic via private message,please no nsfw pics,they will not be used 1st Prize: a 1 months VIP & a 3 day Fubar blast 2nd
Morning Sex
i lay there and I look at you as you slumber and you dream i gently kiss your furrowed brow and whisper so softly i'm glad that you are here with me you rouse from my tender touch you open your eyes and say to me i love you oh so much a loving kiss and you pull me close the morning has left you excited you pull me on top of you and I say oh passions fires we have ignited you take off my shirt to expose my bare breasts you kiss and you bite them you're making me wet i grind on your cock i got you so hott you flip me over onto the bed you straddle my face and ask me to taste i know you love some good head you start at the top and kiss down my frame so deliberate and forceful you make me insane you hum through my panties and lift up my legs just that quickly they're gone now it's time to play i want you inside me i plead and I beg yet you continue to tease me in passion we bathe you finger and lick me i fight to hold on in ecstacy i moan i'm going
Who Am I ?
It seems as if once again no one really understands who I am now and who I will be for the rest of my life. Well let me tell you. I am a mother who has struggled for the past 9 years to take care of my beautiful girls. I am a woman who has been beat down so many times by boys who called themselves men. I am a girl who just wants to be loved by everyone. I am a person who loves God and all of Gods people with every ounce of my heart and soul. I am a dream come true to one very lucky man. I am a nightmare to those who claim they care about me, but don't care enough to try to understand me. I am a big sister who prays that one day her little brother and sister will really know how much they are loved by their only big sister. I am a daughter who truly loves her parents, but can't give up my beliefs to satisfy them. I am an Aunt who misses her nieces and nephews more than words can explain. I am a girlfriend to an increadible man who really does want me for me and not for what I have and d
The Black Cat By Edgar Allen Poe
FOR the most wild, yet most homely narrative which I am about to pen, I neither expect nor solicit belief. Mad indeed would I be to expect it, in a case where my very senses reject their own evidence. Yet, mad am I not -- and very surely do I not dream. But to-morrow I die, and to-day I would unburthen my soul. My immediate purpose is to place before the world, plainly, succinctly, and without comment, a series of mere household events. In their consequences, these events have terrified -- have tortured -- have destroyed me. Yet I will not attempt to expound them. To me, they have presented little but Horror -- to many they will seem less terrible than barroques. Hereafter, perhaps, some intellect may be found which will reduce my phantasm to the common-place -- some intellect more calm, more logical, and far less excitable than my own, which will perceive, in the circumstances I detail with awe, nothing more than an ordinary succession of very natural causes and effects. From my in
"your Body Doesn't Lie" Poem
I hold you close and kiss you softly. Making sure our bodies touch so you can feel the most of me. And at times you tell me I'm to close. But I can see that when you say no your body hurts. Laying there while we talk and I write imaginary words on your waist. Looking at every inch on your body wondering how it would taste. And once again you turn over, tellin me that you just don't know. But still, by the looks and the feel of your body the truth clearly shows. You climb on top of me as if your body has told you to give in. Touching and kissing places where your lips have never been. Then out of no where you stop, and say maybe we should wait. Though your body is telling me that there's not one piece of you it doesn't want me to take. We could wait a whole eternity if you would like. But one thing that is certain, your body will not be as understanding as tonight. You can allow your mind to convince you to close your thighs. But where's the j
2 Days Ago
A friend stopped by and rated me a ton of 11s and I would love to return the favor but it isn't in my bartab anymore. If you are that person please send me a message. xo New pics coming soon.
Senate Passes wounded Warriors Act
Senate Passes Wounded Warriors Act Provides Comprehensive Approach for Treatment of Wounded Service Members July 12th, 2007 - Washington, D.C. - The United States Senate passed today by a vote of 94-0 the Dignified Treatment of Wounded Warriors Act as an amendment to the FY2008 National Defense Authorization Act. U.S. Senator Chuck Hagel (R-NE) was a cosponsor of the amendment. The amendment would provide for an overhaul in the medical and disabilities systems at the Department of Defense (DoD) and Department of Veterans Affairs (VA) to better care for service members wounded in service to the country. This is common sense legislation that is long overdue. Our current system to treat wounded soldiers is overburdened by more patients than it was prepared to help. This amendment will provide the comprehensive approach necessary to ensure that the best resourc
"Devil Dogs" * In the Belleau Wood fighting in 1918, the Germans received a thorough indoctrination in the fighting ability of the Marines. * Fighting through supposedly impenetrable woods and capturing supposedly untakeable terrain, the persistent attacks, delivered with unbelievable courage soon had the Germans calling Marines "teufelhunden," referring to the fierce fighting dogs of legendary origin. From the Halls of Montezuma To the Shores of Tripoli; We fight our country's battles In the air, on land and sea; First to fight for right and freedom And to keep our honor clean; We are proud to claim the title of United States Marine. Our flag's unfurled to every breeze From dawn to setting sun; We have fought in ev'ry clime and place Where we could take a gun; In the snow of far-off Northern lands And in sunny tropic scenes; You will find us always on the job-- The United States Marines. Marines raising the flag at Iwo Jima Here's health to you and t
Life's A Bitch And I'm Her Pimp
Yea, thats my new philosophy in life! If I can't change things I might as well pimp the hell outta it, who knows it might be a good change!
18,000 To Level
I know that some of our new levelers are close to leveling.If you are under 10,000 please leave a profile comment with the amount you need on the homepage... Lets go show some love... REDDRAGON@ fubar
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A Soldier's Prayer Almighty Father, Whose Command is over all and Whose Love never faileth, let me be aware of Thy presence and obedient to Thy will. Keep me true to my best self, guarding me against dishonesty in purpose and in deed, and helping me so to soldier and to live so as to stand unashamed and unafraid before my fellow soldiers, my loved ones, and Thee. Protect those in whose love I live. Give me the will to do the work of a man and to accept my share of responsibilities with a strong heart and a cheerful mind. Make me considerate of those entrusted to my leadership and faithful to the duties my country has entrusted to me. Let my uniform remind me daily of the traditions of the Service of which I am a part. If I am inclined to doubt, steady my faith; if I am tempted, make me strong to resist; if I should miss the mark, bestow upon me courage to try again. Guide me with the light of Thy truth ~ and keep be
Juggalo Creedo
I am Juggalo, I am different. I am an individual and I am beautiful. You are not. You are sheep. You are liars and haters. If I trash your house, theater or where ever I go it's because I'm different, if you're angry at me for it, it's because you don't understand me and you hate me for being different. Rulz and lawz don't apply to me, if you say they do or you force them upon me, it's because you don't understand me and you hate me for being different. I will shower you with Faygo or throw bottles and cans of Faygo (or other stuff) at you, your family/friends or your passing vehicle when and where I please, if you don't like it, it's because you don't understand me and you hate me for being different. I will do what I want, where I want and when I want without regard for your lawz, rulz or feelingz and with total disregard for your safety and if you're angry at me for it, it's because you don't understand me and you hate me for being different. I am Juggalo, I am different.
Show Me Some Love Plz
I need help leveling up have some pics to put in but I have to level up first so please can you help me never asked for help to level up before so if you would help I will return the love. I would appreciate it if you could help me please.
Can You Survive Yourself??
Karma Karma is a law in Hinduism which maintains that every act done, no matter how insignificant, will eventually return to the doer with equal impact. Good will be returned with good; evil with evil. Since Hindus believe in reincarnation, karma knows no simple birth/death boundaries. If good or evil befall you, it is because of something you did in this or a previous lifetime. Karma is sometimes referred to as a "moral law of cause and effect." Karma is both an encouragement to do good and to avoid evil, as well as an explanation for whatever good or evil befalls a person. Why would such an amoral principle such as karma be paraded forth as if it explained the ultimate justice of an indifferent universe? "We are on this earth to learn lessons. This is our schoolroom here. . . .We must go through certain lessons in order to grow." Life on earth is actually life in purgatory. We are here working out our sins, evolving our souls, burning off some karma. These are the same f
Well, I'm at Sarah's... It's been awesome.... She's lovin bein around the girls, and the girls love being around her... And works going ok... i may actually be able to switch over to LP soon... YAY!!! lol other than that, things are going well... i'm stressed about the usual stuff... the move, AGAIN... the stupid drama, and yadda yadda ya.... but actually, things are going pretty well.... the girls are doing great.... i think a spider bit me, and um, well, shtuff is lovely... i need to just sit down, and plot plan and figure stuff out... for sure.... cuz this stuff is stressful lol... well, anyhow... i just wanted everyone to know how my life was going, in care you got curious... things are still up in the air as to where i'm going to move... so i'll keep everyone updated on whats happening!!! much love to you all!!!!!
Back Again
hi to everyone who reads this. it been a long time since i've een on or posted anything. well since march i fished up my first year at college and i'm starting my second year in a couple of weeks. i've gotten a jobit might not be the greatest job but i'm helping out the family. so yea. i'm still looking for that special someone, he's out there somewhere just haven't found him yet. so yea hit me up i'll be putting up some new pics soon.
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General Faces Demotion In Tillman Case
General faces demotion in Tillman case By LOLITA C. BALDOR, Associated Press Writer Thu Jul 26, 6:38 PM ET WASHINGTON - Army Secretary Pete Geren is expected to recommend demoting a retired three-star general for his role in providing misleading information to investigators about the friendly-fire shooting of Pat Tillman in Afghanistan, military officials say. ADVERTISEMENT In what would be a stinging and rare rebuke, Lt. Gen. Philip Kensinger, who headed Army special operations, is one of seven high-ranking Army officers expected to receive official reprimands for critical errors in reporting the circumstances of the Army Ranger's death in April 2004. The officials requested anonymity because the punishments under consideration by Geren have not been made public. The Army said it has not made any final decisions. The Army plans an announcement next week, after notifying Tillman's family and Congress of its actions. Geren also is considering a letter of censure
I'm broken, cut, and bleeding, On the inside of my heart. All because of what you done It really tore me apart. I try to move on , I try to get on with my life, But it seems no matter what I do, I think of you, And it makes me want to cry. What you did was very wrong, It shocked me in the worst possible way. You being the person you were never would have done the things you did, Or would have said the things you did say. It seems so unbelievable, That you could betray me like this. I trusted you so much, You gave me so much happiness and bliss. My cuts will heal eventually, They will turn into ugly scars. All except a few that were left by you, And they will stay forever on my heart. By Chelsea Williams
~ Fire Fight ~
Some of the shit Our Brave Men and Women have to put up with while so much Bull Shit is said about them here. I Sorry i just will not stand for it. To those with Family and Friends Serving in Iraq i Play these with the Hopes that you can See your Family or Friends and Know they are Ok after these events.
Good Soldier
Dear Sergeant, An Iraqi brought a gun to kill He told his friends that it was cool, And when he pulled the trigger back, It shot with a great crack. Sergeant, I was a good soldier, I did What I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got promoted fast But Sergeant, when I went on patrol today, I never said See u later, I'm sorry Sergeant, I had to go, But Sergeant, please don't cry. When the Iraqi shot the gun, He hit me and another, And all because the Iraqi Got the gun from his leader. Sergeant, please tell my parents; That I love them very much, And please tell my lady ; my girlfriend; That it wasn't just a crush. And tell my twin brother; That he is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now, And tell my boys; That they always were the best; Sergeant, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest. Sergeant, tell my mom; I won't show up for leave And never to forget this,
I was 20 when my best friend Michelle, also 20, was murdered. I had seen her the night she died, before it happened. She was at my house, and we were talking of how happy she was in her current relationship. She didn't mention anything out of the ordinary. She left to go to her boyfriend's house. The next morning, my phone rang. It was Michelle's mother in hysterics. She told me Michelle had been stabbed to death by her boyfriend. I couldn't believe it! Two weeks later was her funeral. So many people turned up; she was a loved girl. I cried the whole time. My heart was breaking. I still couldn't believe she was gone! I was asked to go in and see Michelle in the casket, to say goodbye. I made it as far as the door, but I couldn't face to see her. I broke down before I could do it, so my roommate went in instead, and when he came out, we just exchanged silent looks and didn't speak a word to each other. I felt nothing but guilt for not going in to see her for the very last time. Th
Why Me
check this out, now he started in my shout box.. then blocked me after calling me an asshole, because i wouldn't give him my msn or yahoo id.. Start at the bottom! On 8/8/2007, wrote: NO PROBLEM YOU SICK FUCKER JUST REMEMBER YOUR THE ONE THAT STARTED TALKING TO ME. I DIDNT' DO ANYTHING MORE THEN SAY NO On 8/8/2007, wrote: Fantastico cunt, leave me alone now..... On 8/8/2007, wrote: ROFL have a great day man. More power to ya! On 8/8/2007, wrote: Get a fucking life cunt, you were born ugly, get over it On 8/8/2007, wrote: Of course I was good looking enough until i told you NO!!!!!!!!!!!! Then all of a sudden I'm a ugly cunt. Go figure, some people are ugly all the way thru. (like you) On 8/8/2007, wrote: Cyber sex? WTF, who are u kidding? LOL...fucking u
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Never Argue With A Woman
Subject: Never argue with a woman >I thought you might enjoy this little story. > >One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and >decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife >decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, >and reads her book. >Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman >and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?" >"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?") >"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her. >"I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading." >"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at >any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up." >"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman. >"But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden. >"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could >start at any moment."
Don't Rain On My Parade
My b-day is less then a month away and I am at a lost. I want to do something this year and I just don't know what to do. I wanna do something but I have no clue as to what to do. *Sigh!
Dont Forget
[D:Don Ho, H: Hoku Ho] [D:] When you go away I'll be lonely 'Cause I've lived each day for you only Don't forget Remember our promise Don't forget Remember my love [H:] I'll wait across the sea In hopes someday that we will again be one [D:] After you have gone [H:] I'll never say goodbye My love will never die Oh no [H:] In the crowning air of that morning I'll be waiting there at the dawning Don't forget Remember our promise Don't forget Remember my love [D:] If one and one are two I know I'll be with you Till eternity Darling can't you see [H:] Until we meet again My vow will never end I'll see you there in paradise [H:] If one and one are two I know I'll be with you Through eternity [D:] Darling can't you see [H&D:] Until we meet again My vow will never end [H:] I'll see you there in paradise [D:] Paradise
Geez was not a good day for me. I've had it up to my eyeballs. It all started me getting woken up to my kids screaming that our dog was gone. So I get up, get dressed and look for my dog everywhere with no luck. Then, being irritable from the rude awakening, my boyfriend and I start bickering cuz he was irritable too. Then of course comes the bills...and that tops it off. Me and Lamar both being irritable and discussing bills...not a good combination. The one good thing that came out of that was on our way to go pay them, we found our dog. Some bitch had her and had her on a leash at her house like she was her dog....I dont fucking think so bitch. So anyway, we stop and pick up our dog, take her home, finish paying our bills and then come back home to relax for a little. Well then it started pouring down rain and my son STILL had football practice. IN the damn rain. My god, he is 5 years old for crying out loud. We get there, they practice for a damn hour then cancel the rest o
Sparkling Strawberry Lemonade
Ingredients: * 3 cups quartered strawberries * 1 cup cold water * 1 tablespoon sugar * 1 6 ounce can frozen lemonade concentrate (undiluted) 2 cups sparkling water chilled Method Combine first 3 ingredients in a blender and process until smooth. Combine strawberry puree and lemonade in a pitcher. Stir until lemonade dissolves. Add sparkling water mixing water. Serve over ice. Serves 6 Notes: Number of servings: 6
Ramen Stir Fry
Ingredients: * 1 pound beef boneless sirloin * 2 cups water * 1 pkg Oriental-flavor ramen soup mix * 1 bag(16 oz) fresh refrigerated stir-fry vegetables 1/4 cup stir fry sauce Method Remove fat from beef. Cut beef into thin strips. Spray 12-inch nonstick skillet with cooking spray; heat over medium-high heat. Cook beef in skillet 3-5 minutes, stirring occasionally, until brown. Remove beef from skillet. Heat water to boiling in skillet. Break noodles from soup mix into water; stir until slightly softened. Stir in vegetables. Heat to boiling. Boil 5 to 7 minutes, stirring occassionaly, until vegetables are crisp-tender. Stir in contents of seasoning packet from soup mix, stir fry sauce and beef. Cook 3 to 5 minutes, stirring frequently, until hot. Notes: Number of servings: 4
Does It Matter?
Does it matter,if I hurt? Does it matter,if I cry? Does it matter,to you when my life is at its smallest tormoil that it is huting me! Does it matter to you,if i died tonight. Does it matter to you,i was in tears over you. Does it matter to you,if life is on its end. Does it matter to you,how you make me or make life feel to me. Does it matter to you,if i was sick and not able to do anything? DOes my life matter to you at all?
Duh.. I Giuliani: I misspoke about ground zero By LIBBY QUAID, Associated Press Writer 1 hour, 26 minutes ago Republican presidential hopeful Rudy Giuliani said Friday that he misspoke when he said he spent as much time, if not more, at ground zero exposed to the same health risks as workers combing the site after the Sept. 11 attacks. "I think I could have said it better," he told nationally syndicated radio host Mike Gallagher. "You know, what I was saying was, 'I'm there with you.'" The former New York mayor upset some firefighters and police officers when he said Thursday in Cincinnati that he was at ground zero "as often, if not more, than most of the workers." "I was there working with them. I was exposed to exactly the same things they were exposed to. So in that sense, I'm one of them," he told reporters at a Los Angeles Dodgers-Cincinnati Reds baseball game. Fire and police officials responded ang
Masters, Love Em... Leave Em... Let Go...
It's always been an interesting lesson to learn. With each new Master, new experiences gained, good and bad. When one is submissive to another. When one holds that bond, that trust. As the relationship ends whether by the submissive's choice or the Master's.... It can be so hard to let go, to move on. So much fear, so much doubt creeps in. From my point of view of being a submissive, it comes down to could I not please him enoug? Was I not good enough? What did I do wrong? why did things changes? Sometimes one can sit for hours and ponder such things. Hurt and anger often creep in. Breaking up in a Dominant, submissive relationship can be just as hard as a Vanilla. This is where one must learn to let go. One must learn to move on. This can seem like a very hard thing to do. You go through a lot with your Master. You love deeply, you trust deeply. I can say, that once you do let go. Once you let the hurt and anger, perhaps even resentment drop. Then you can move on.
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Total Eclipse Of The Heart
We've all been here... Turnaround, every now and then I get a little bit lonely and you're never coming around Turnaround, Every now and then I get a little bit tired of listening to the sound of my tears Turnaround, Every now and then I get a little bit nervous that the best of all the years have gone by Turnaround, Every now and then I get a little bit terrified and then I see the look in your eyes Turnaround bright eyes, Every now and then I fall apart Turnaround bright eyes, Every now and then I fall apart Turnaround, Every now and then I get a little bit restless and I dream of something wild Turnaround, Every now and then I get a little bit helpless and I'm lying like a child in your arms Turnaround, Every now and then I get a little bit angry and I know I've got to get out and cry Turnaround, Every now and then I get a little bit terrified but then I see the look in your eyes Turnaround bright eyes, Every now and then I fall apa
100 Years
100 Years I'm 15 for a moment Caught in between 10 and 20 And I'm just dreaming Counting the ways to where you are I'm 22 for a moment She feels better than ever And we're on fire Making our way back from Mars 15 there's still time for you Time to buy and time to lose 15, there's never a wish better than this When you only got 100 years to live I'm 33 for a moment Still the man, but you see I'm a they A kid on the way A family on my mind I'm 45 for a moment The sea is high And I'm heading into a crisis Chasing the years of my life 15 there's still time for you Time to buy, Time to lose yourself Within a morning star 15 I'm all right with you 15, there's never a wish better than this When you only got 100 years to live Half time goes by Suddenly youre wise Another blink of an eye 67 is gone The sun is getting high We're moving on... I'm 99 for a moment Dying for just another moment And I'm just dreaming Counting the ways to where you are 15 there'
Hal Is Ignoring Me....grrrrrr
The wailing of the alarm clock came to early, shredding in to the very nice dream I was having and leaving very little hope I could just ignore it then go back to sleep. It felt like I had just layed down on this nice, wonderful, soft, warm bed. Shriek!!.. Shriek!! Growling, I slapped off the alarm with malevolent satisfaction and curled deeper into the blankets. Light from the early evening sun began creeping up upon my bed, vengefully reminding me that I had little time to get up and around before Jac would come and dragged me out of the house in to the real world again. Ever since Chad and I had broken up, Jac had made it her personal mission to shove me in the " dating scene" again. Even though I tried to tell her I was perfectly fine, which in truth I was. Jac's main goal in life was to party and "live it up" as much as she could. Where as my main goal was to well I guess, I didn't have any kind of goal but partying was definitely not on the list. Jac and I have not
A Favor For Your Prayers
My Grandmother has been in the hospital for over a month now from a stroke. She was in the hospital in the beginning of the year, got out, went to rehab, went home and was doing well, until she had the stroke about a month ago. She became critical this past Sunday morning and is not looking too good. My family and I are keeping hope alive and trying to do all that we can. We're Catholic and so we're strong believers in the power of prayer. Although some of you may not be religious, I ask that you please keep my family in your prayers and/or thoughts during this tough time. I know you don't know me or my family, but it will be greatly appreciated. If not, thank you for at least taking the time to read this. ♥ Lucy
spontaneity, unplanned anything, routine is the death of all i had a dream you came home i made love to you but that doesn't mean making love follows all dreams you gave me a back massage it led further, that doesn't mean i want it to every time kissing followed by touching followed by oral followed by sex does it always have to go that way?
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ALRIGHT... THESE ARE THE PEOPLE THAT I KNOW HAVE HAD MY BACK FROM DAY ONE AND WILL HAVE IT FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE... CHEERS TO THESE AMAZING PEOPLE, MAKE SURE TO GO SHOW THEM THE SAME RESPECT THAT THE WOULD SHOW YOU... DJ ELLE ~Warrior Princess~ {RCB-STEVENs RL Wifey}{the Tanks Co-Owner n Enforcer}@ fubar ~STEVEN~*ELLE`S HUBBY*~"HEAD OF SECURITY" @ THE TANK & INFERNO~@ fubar ۞Silhouette۞ { Drink Drank Drunk Tank Bouncer }@ fubar DEATH BEFORE DISHONOR, AND LOYALTY ABOVE ALL Drunk1{NSFW MILFsStalkingVictim}{theTanksGM}@ fubar DRINK DRANK DRUNK Fine Print: Band of Brothers .. LMAO.. now that is the biggest crock of bullshit i have ever heard.... My CurseBy Killswitch EngageBest Video Codes
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Yay Fuck This
I make a joke mumm about me being crazy or not and boom it gets deleted, yea fuck that shit. It was legit, and a proper mumm, fuck this shit i'm not going to go to scrapper to beg for my mumms back because it's bullshit that mumm got pulled to begin with, so in short fuck the mumms
Its Been Real....
its been real its been fun and sometimes its even been real fun TAAADONE! is my yahoo if anyone reads this and wants to stay in touch. I have been offline here for days with no mention from not one of my FRIENDS to say.. damn girl gont go.. or fuck the ppl that wanna piss you off So I didnt make a big of a impact on FuBar as I thought.. is my bubble popped? Nah... deflated a bit but Im sure Ill make it lol. I started here to make friends.. and I failed I wanted to complete my goal and be GodMother before I left here but without a friend to rate my pics and stash I cant do it.
Ryans Story
Hello Everyone,This is Ryans Story.When Ryan was conceived it was a surprise. There were several reasons why I thought I would not fall pregnant but fate is fate and Ryan was born on the 14th Of October 2006.Ryan was very healthy and just beautiful. He barely even cried when he was born and when I took him home he was and still is just an angel.When he turned Three months old I started to notice every now and then he would wink at me. At first I dismissed it as just a baby thing but it seemed to happen more often. I decided to let Christmas pass as we couldnt get into the doctors anyway and let the maternal nurse decide at his four month immunisations.His immunisaton date came quickly and he had his needles. It was the first time I'd seen him scream. It was obvious something was wrong, HE was screaming with one eye wide open. His mouth on one side was also pulling up.Within a week we were at the doctors. HE said he suspected Bells Palsy as the issue. I brought him home and looked up Be
I just don't know what to do or think or say anymore.You would think that after nearly a year together you would be able to tell each other how you feel. Not so here, apparently.I can't shake the feeling that he stays because of convenience, more than true feelings.I know deep down in my heart that I'm so off and wrong on this, but I hate feeling this way and need to get it off my chest.I know how I feel, but for reasons I can't explain I can't be the first one to say it. I know he's not just here for convenience. Trust me. I'm not all that special and he's told me before that if he wasn't happy he'd leave. Period.I'm just feeling like it's take, take, take and very little give. Hell, some days I get more attention from people on here than I do him and we freaking live together! Urgh.Let's just say it's been a really, really, really bad day and coming home to his dog leaving presents from one end of the bedroom to the other didn't help. I'm so frustrated and aggravated that I'm nearly
Oh Hell No!
If you dont have these 3 awesome women on your list you better rate, fan, and add them and here is why...The other night i was having one of the worst days of my life....I was very upset...But thanks to these 3 wonderful woman for standing by my side, helping me through it, and showing me that alot of people do care! So please go show these girls ALOT of love for me!!!! ♥BooBoo...KDM'Z AnGeL Founder of Shadow Levelers@ fubar LSD's SHELL ~WILL ALWAYS PIMP A/LSD & COOLEST GUY EVER~~STEALING SYN~~@ fubar Single and Looking (FAN THEN ADD)@ fubar Jodi AKA Wishful Thinking
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A Friendly Smile
Every thing's gone wrong today. No one reacts to anything you say. No matter how much you scream and cry, The world seems to be passing you by. No one seems to notice or care, That you're trying to be heard over your despair. But on one face a smile shines through, A smile that knows and cares about you. A smile with love to lend On a face you recognize as a friend. Sorry all... just having one of those days and not my usual self... after all, I am human. A note of thanks to my friends who help me as much as I try to help everyone. I guess it's time to really figure out who matters and what does not.
Opinions Here Please
I wanted to come and ask all of you levelers .We have a Fubar that is close to God Fathering.What i need to know is how many will be helping on this. Fornicates needs 133,000 to God Father.Im leaving this to a majority count here. please keep in mind we have ehlped the last 15 to God father but 2 and thats because they slipped by. So please respond with a yes or no on this blog if you will help. Please dont let your answer be based on what she nees we have helped higher amount and much harder ones God Father
I Want....
I want..... many things... I Want to be bad...Not a Girl. I want to be not so innocent. I want to be Sexy Skinny and Tall. I want to be a goggle girl that drop men in the tracks. I want to dress Sexy, the skirts, the shirts. I want To Change, I want to act sexy. Maybe this is my starting pike to a new way. This may change things But its What I WANT.
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No Sound It Makes
No sound it makes... Her days are spent as she lives...alone lying in bed now staring at the phone holding back the tears thoughts of him bring wishing with every breath for it now to ring hours pass in this room where she hides away knowing she isn't missed or thought of in his day yet she waits patiently, a great toll it takes her heart closes more, weeping, no sound it makes A. Boudreaux 2007
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Another Legal Manover
August 16, 2007 Judge who granted bond for shooting suspect makes statement Circuit Judge Manuel Lopez gave a brief statement Thursday afternoon to reporters regarding the death of Hillsborough County Sheriff's Sgt. Ronald Harrison. Harrison was killed early Wednesday by a man who was a defendant in Lopez's court. The judge granted Michael Allen Phillips bail in June. Lopez said a tragedy had occurred. "I am deeply saddened by his loss and express my deepest sympathies to his family," the judge said. "Bond hearings are held on a daily basis in courtrooms in Hillsborough County. I have personally handled hundreds of these," he said. "The law does not allow judges in Hillsborough County or the state of Florida to hold defendants without bond except in very narrow circumstances. This was not one of those circumstances." The judge would not take questions. A TV reporter asked why. "There's nothing I can add to the tragedy that would help the citizens of Hillsborough County
Seen through the eyes of has been and what could... I am out of focus, lines fading. Adjust the tracking... Static in the 20 inch screen. Snow and a loud hiss of no reception ... I was here. My rabbit ears, are bent ascue.... Channel has gone off the air for the night... A test of the emergency broadcast system, if this had been a real... I'd see it in focus. If but for a moment... My pop has missed my culture... Wrong era, but same channel, same time... Act now, supplies are limited....100th caller... Ask parent permission...I may be unsuitable for some humans... Give me the late show, and I'll make you laugh... Canned applause, que in the midgets... Read the in 3, 2, .... Today...I lost my way...yesterday was gone before it came... Tomorrow, is distant and yet to be...but fading rapidly into tomorrow.
Just How Important Is It To Become A Darwin Award Winner?
Side note...Spell-check is a must!!!Good Morning. There is a segment called the Darwin awards which normally is those who try to cheat death but usually end uphmm Not winninghere are a few that should have made the list but will perhaps just be runners up. I will call this segment: Thinning the Herd A burglar was killed trying to sneak into the Maranatha Used Clothing store in Miami on May 31; police said the man had crawled between the blades of a large, idle ventilation fan but that before getting all the way through, he accidentally tripped the "on" switch. [WKMG-TV (Orlando), 6-1-07] In Forst, Germany, in May, as a 43-year-old man and a 12-year-old boy vied in a spitting-for-distance contest from a second-story balcony, the grown-up, trying for extra momentum, thrust himself forcefully up to the railing, launched his saliva, and accidentally fell to his death. [Der Spiegel, 6-1-07] Almost but still around to cheat death once again is: In June, a 17-yea
And Spending The Morning (8/17)
also coinkidentallies ... erm, coincidentally the morning that a math summer program I used to go to, ended each summer ( - oh, my bad- they end on the 11th now. The 17th is and was an important number though at that program and otherwise- (I also went to two concerts at Tanglewood during my second summer there, just before my first year at college. That ended up meaning very much to me. My first and last as I remember live Mahler concert, though not a good one... I became a "Mahler fan" a few months later :) ...) so-- spending the morning working now on the third flute/piccolo (one player, who takes both parts) line of the Frankel symphony movement I mentioned yesterday. Frankel's music is described in some detail, with a worklist and some RealAudio samples of complete movements, at the website (Including one from the 5th symphony, and another from the earlier violin concerto, dedicate
Something I Swiped But Believe In As Well
I Believe... I believe that we don't have to change friends if we understand that friends change. I believe that no matter how good a friend is, they're going to hurt you every once in a while and you must forgive them for that. I believe that true friendship continues to grow, even over the longest distance. Same goes for true love. I believe that you can do something in an instant that will give you heartache for life. I believe that it's taking me a long time to become the person I want to be. I believe that you should always leave loved ones with loving words. It may be the last time you see them. I believe that you can keep going long after you can't. I believe that we are responsible for what we do, no matter how we feel. I believe that either you control your attitude or it controls you. I believe that regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is at first, the passion fades and there had better be something else to take it's place.
Get To Know Your Ghosts - Poltergeists
Poltergeist is from a German word meaning noisy spirits. Reports of poltergeists date back to Ancient Roman times. The activity that takes place will start of with knocks and bangs, furniture starting to move around by itself. Then, the activity will become more intense, manifesting itself through voices and even the appearance of full apparitions. Furniture may slide across the room and beds may shake. Many shows are based on this is a style of haunting because it tends to be the most terrifying and rarest type of haunting that occurs. Most of the time, in the case of a poltergeist, the haunting circles around a female in her teen years. Some of these cases seem to be caused by the female unknowingly controlling the energy around herself. Some cases happen around people that are stable and in the right mind space. This haunting is hard to classify due to certain situations. No two are ever really the same. Most of the time you will find that one person in the household see
My Heart Burns For One Man *&* One Man Only!!!
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Sorry that I havent been around too much lately but with all the drama that has been going on with the frikkin perv , police, and now on the 31st my daughter goes for her protection from harrassment hearing, which i am 99% sure she will get it ....maybe then there will be some peace in our lives.....but anyhow I promise friends& family I shall stop by your pages to show some love soon. xoxoxoxo
H.i.m. Wicked Game
World was on fire, no one could save me but you It's strange what desire will make foolish people do I'd never dreamed that I'd need somebody like you And I'd never dreamed that I'd need somebody like you No, I wanna fall in love (this world is only gonna break your heart) No, I wanna fall in love (this world is only gonna break your heart) ..with you (this world is only gonna break your heart) What a wicked game to play To make me feel this way What a wicked thing to do To let me dream of you What a wicked thing to say You never felt this way What a wicked thing you do To make me dream of you No, I wanna fall in love (this world is only gonna break your heart) No, I wanna fall in love (this world is only gonna break your heart) ..with you World was on fire, no one could save me but you It's strange what desire will make foolish people do No, and I never dreamed that I'd love somebody like you I'll never dream that I lose somebody like you, no No,
Look A Like Contest With Working Links!!!!
Are you a Or do you just look like one? Celebrity Look-A-Like Contest Enter your celebrity look a like photos for a chance to win one of three prizes. There are two categories male and female. The photo with the most rates and comments in each category wins their choice of either a 30 day VIP or a 7 day blast. In this contest rates are just as important as comments, each rate is worth 50 comments. Self bombing is a must, but also you will need to get as many people as you can to rate this pic. In order to participate, you must rate, fan and add me to your friends list. The 3rd prize will be given to the person that myself and my panel of judges deems as most resembling the celebrity. This winner also has the choice of 30 day VIP or 7-day blast. To keep this contest honest and true to its intent you must resemble the celebrity. All entries will be viewed and judged by my panel prior to being accepted. Your entry should look simular to this... Once
Making A Difference, We All Can Do It...
This is a heartfelt story, I'm passing it on ~ As she stood in front of her 5th grade class on the very first day of school, she told the children an untruth. Like most teachers, she looked at her students and said that she loved them all the same. However, that was impossible, because there in the front row, slumped in his seat, was a little boy named Teddy Stoddard. Mrs. Thompson had watched Teddy the year before and noticed that he did not play well with the other children, that his clothes were messy and that he constantly needed a bath. In addition, Teddy could be unpleasant. It got to the point where Mrs. Thompson would actually take delight in marking his papers with a broad red pen, making bold X's and then putting a big "F" at the top of his papers. At the school where Mrs. Thompson taught, she was required to review each child's past records and she put Teddy's off until last. However, when she reviewed his file, she was in for a surprise. Teddy's first
Lmao Ok This Is Just Retarded
(ohhhhh and i left him a message on his page) this guy i rated a ten yesterday i believe went and told another person i rated him a one so sends her over and she downrates me......i ask who the person was after askin why she downrates me and what her prob is and she says his name is stewed screwed and tattooed...i look him up and go to his page and low and behold my rate for him is sittin at a ten....straight up i have the convo in mail can post that to if needed but this guy don't have his facts straight as to who downrated him b4 assumin check the shit out.....heres Mr.ASSUMIN.....unless he just a hater. if ya want the mail let me know won;t have a prob addin it. Stewed-Screwed & TattooedFubar hubby to AngelicThor@ fubar
Bad Ass Marine
All For Dj Darkwarrior
ok so this goes out to one sorry excuse for a man!!! so you think my friends are ridiculous and you think my friends are scorned by you...and you think they just want you...heres a reality arent sh* one cares...and u say you've been wanting me to run out of money and fail...well its not going to strong and i will rise above it all...i certainly dont need you for only wish you had friends like friends in real life and even all of my fubar friends are top knotch and i love them all...i just hope all the women beware of you bc the women you've gotten to on here are well aware of who u are...stay away from my friends....ur a predator is what you are. ok so this goes out to one sorry excuse for a man!!! instead of worrying so much about about your lounge and ur fu groupies you need to start worrying more about taking responsibility for your child. im done playing your "i promise i will and i'll take care of it" games. thi
Tequila Lime Chicken
1/4 cup tequila 1/4 cup frozen (thawed) limeade 1 tablespoon grated lime peel 1 1/2 pounds skinless boneless chicken breast halves, cut into strips 1 small orange or yellow bell pepper, cut into 1/4-inch strips 1 1/2 cups sliced mushrooms (4 ounces) 1 clove garlic, finely chopped 1 16 ounce package uncooked spinach fettuccine 1/2 cup grated Parmesan cheese Mix tequila, limeade and lime peel in medium glass or plastic bowl. Stir in chicken. Cover and refrigerate 30 minutes. Place chicken and marinade in 12-inch skillet. Stir in bell pepper, mushrooms and garlic. Cook over medium-high heat 10 to 12 minutes, stirring occasionally, until chicken is no longer pink in center. Cook and drain fettuccine as directed on package. Divide fettuccine among 6 serving plates. Spoon chicken mixture over fettuccine. Sprinkle with cheese. Garnish with additional grated lime peel if desired.
Baked Chicken With Red Wine
1 chicken (3 to 4 pounds), cut into serving pieces 1/4 teaspoon dried thyme 1/2 teaspoon rubbed sage 1/2 teaspoon dried rosemary, crumbled Garlic powder or fresh minced, to taste Salt and pepper to taste 1/2 red wine 1 tablespoon olive oil, optional 1 cup coarsely chopped pecans Preheat oven to 3750 F. Arrange chicken pieces in 13 x 9 x 2 baking dish. Sprinkle with seasonings. Pour wine over all. Drizzle with olive oil. Sprinkle with chopped pecans. Cover with foil and bake for 30 minutes. Remove foil; continue to bake until chicken is thoroughly cooked, approximately 30 minutes. If browner chicken is desired, place under broiler for a few minutes, being careful not to burn pecans. Variations: Add dijon-style mustard and/or Worcestershire sauce to wine before pouring over chicken pieces.
George Carlin On Age.
George Carlin on age. (Absolutely Brilliant) IF YOU DON'T READ THIS TO THE VERY END, YOU HAVE LOST A DAY IN YOUR LIFE. AND WHEN YOU HAVE FINISHED, DO AS I AM DOING AND SEND IT ON. George Carlin's Views on Aging Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we're kids? If you're less than 10 years old, you're so excited about aging that you think in fractions. "How old are you?" "I'm four and a half!" You're never thirty-six and a half. You're four and a half, going on five! That's the key You get into your teens, now they can't hold you back. You jump to the next number, or even a few ahead. "How old are you?" "I'm gonna be 16!" You could be 13, but hey, you're gonna be 16! And then the greatest day of your life . .. . you become 21. Even the words sound like a ceremony. YOU BECOME 21. YESSSS!!! But then you turn 30. Oooohh, what happened there? Makes you sound like bad milk! He TURNED; we had to throw him out. There's no fun n
Geez Um
i guess today wouldve been a lot better if i wasnt sick. me and lamar went to state college...thats where my dad lives. he had his 50th birthday party. my brother and sister were there too. i dont see them very often. they're both in college and dont live around here anymore. i've been sick though for the past couple days. it really sucks. pains in the stomach and all. i dont know what the hell is goin on there. i dont know if maybe something is going around or not. well i dont know what else to write right now so im gonna go play some more bingo. more later.....xoxoxox Kristy
Well I gotta say, life has finally surprised me. Just when I didnt think it had any more tricks up its sleeve, life tosses yet another curveball at me. And for the first time in a long time I swung.and missed. Its been quite some time since Ive allowed this to happen. Ive always been one that has taken every piece of crap that lifes thrown at me and used itused it as my ammunition to fight back at lifeused it as the fuel to keep going. But this has finally done it. Life has managed to throw enough crap on me that its taken the fun from me. Its finally managed to suck all of the fun right out of all the things that Ive held dear and close to me..its taken all of the fun out of living for me. And that is a horrible feeling for me. Over the past few days Ive tried to get in touch with some of the people on here that made this place fun to me and make sure they know my thoughts on them. Since Ive been wrestling with the decision of whether or not to
Have A Great Sunday Yall
Just Some Thoughts On Life.....
I'm not sure how long this will be...I'm just sitting and typing off the top of my head. This is a subject I've been thinking about...especially the past 5 yrs or so. I suppose, just because I'm getting older, and hopefully wiser, about this circle of life. I don't really know how far back into my life I remember...I do remember memories from around 5, kindergarden age. That seems so long ago now. I also remember thinking that I was never going to make it to that great teen age of thirTEEN...but, it did arrive. After that, I would sit for hours in our old car...a Renault...and I would push the clutch...and shift the gears, and would drive anywhere my heart desired, and never leave the curb in front of our house. My best friend was almost always beside me, and we'd talk about all the cool places we were going to visit,...and naturally, the boyfriends were always in the conversation as well. I remember thinking my life was over, when we had to move, and I had to leave my boyfri
Oven Fried Cajun Chicken
1 frying chicken or 6 breasts or 6 leg thigh quarters 1 cup flour black pepper and garlic powder (for sprinkling) Creole seasoning paprika cayenne pepper 1/2 cup butter Preheat oven to 425F. Pat chicken dry with a clean paper towel and sprinkle with garlic powder and Creole seasoning. In a Ziploc bag, combine 1 cup flour, 1/4 teaspoon black pepper, a pinch of cayenne pepper (optional - adjust heat as desired), 1/2 teaspoon paprika and 1/2 teaspoon Creole seasoning. Close bag and mix well. Shake chicken in the bag with flour and seasonings. Line a 9 x 13 inch glass baking dish with foil. Add butter and place in oven until it sizzles. Place chicken in dish, skin side down. Bake 30 minutes; turn reduce heat to 325F degrees and bake 35-45 minutes longer or until chicken is cooked through (this depends upon the weight of the chicken). It will be a beautiful golden brown and very tender when done.
Mission Possible
tied down and helpless prey to my charms wicked submission and never no harm let me kiss and delight you tease and excite you a devilish confection whip cream drips from your erection a taste of heaven for my tongue let me lick and nibble fingers wander a little you're almost there but im not done i feel you tremble and hear you moan so real and exciting a fire igniting my body you own i wanna feel you inside me you beg " please untie me" and now i know it's on im so wet with desire i ache for your fire the heat we'd create you feel so good im so weak your so strong you fuck me so right and all night long we bathe in the ecstacy our desires envision and live all our fantasies orgasm; our mission
Moonlight Ride On A Warm Summer's Night
Moonlight Ride By BlueWolf In the still of a warm summer's night, I venture towards the barn with saddle in hand. Stirrups dangle and clang with no one in sight, I blissfully tack up my steed for a moonlight ride. We glide together through sweet smelling meadows, Not a care in the world only smiles. Guided by the moon's light and shadows, We quickly move up the hill for another view. Wind in our hair and sparks in our stride, We fly through the hilltop's water mists. There's nothing like this but pride. Our backs to city lights, the other view, We find calmness of the trail. A warm summer breeze upon us, We see a mother and her quail. The barn in sight, we pick up speed. Laughter is in the air, What a ride it's been, And we race on without a care. We proudly halt, and walk into the barn.
Stealing From Our Military!!!!
Pentagon Paid $998,798 to Ship Two 19-Cent Washers Tony Capaccio Thu Aug 16, 3:16 PM ET Aug. 16 (Bloomberg) -- A small South Carolina parts supplier collected about $20.5 million over six years from the Pentagon for fraudulent shipping costs, including $998,798 for sending two 19-cent washers to an Army base in Texas, U.S. officials said. ADVERTISEMENT The company also billed and was paid $455,009 to ship three machine screws costing $1.31 each to Marines in Habbaniyah, Iraq, and $293,451 to ship an 89-cent split washer to Patrick Air Force Base in Cape Canaveral, Florida, Pentagon records show. The owners of C&D Distributors in Lexington, South Carolina -- twin sisters -- exploited a flaw in an automated Defense Department purchasing system: bills for shipping to combat areas or U.S. bases that were labeled ``priority'' were usually paid automatically, said Cynthia Stroot, a Pentagon investigator. C&D and two of its officials were barred in December from receiving fede

Me And My Toys
I grew up in a small town and was still technically a virgin until my senior yr of high school, but only because I was afraid that if I fucked anyone, the whole town would find out within hours. I satisfied my erotic desires by masturbation and daydreaming. I used a variety of tools to help me, including two big rubber dildos I had gotten from a mail order company. The first time I tried to put one inside my tight little pussy hole, I almost fainted from the pain/pleasure. I had long since busted my cherry with my fingers and hair brushes and the like, but the dildo was thicker and longer than anything I had ever used before. The day the first one arrived, I took the package and rushed up to my room. Once inside I locked the door and ripped open the brown package to stare in awe at the huge rubber cock I held in my hands. I tore off my clothes to stand naked with the dildo. My pussy was already starting to spurt juices as I slid the rubber all across my body, paying particular att
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Feeling Sad Tonight.
My ex made me cry, something i didn't want to do, i mean that proves i still have feeling for him, doesn't it? It gives him the power over me that i don't want him to have. But that's not what i'm upset about, it's the fact that he pushed all the right buttons, said all the right things, knew how to make me feel bad. Now i can't get over it, guess i'll just get drunk tonight, it won't change anything but i'll feel better for awhile. Damn him anyway!
Forever And Always
So Who Is Doing The Work?
SO WHO IS DOING THE WORK? The population of the USA is 300 million. 160 million are retired. That leaves 140 million to do the work. There are 85 million in school. Which leaves 55 million to do the work. Of this there are 35 million employed by the federal government. Leaving 15 million to do the work. 2.8 million are in the armed forces on the hunt for Osama Bin-Laden. Which leaves 12.2 million to do the work. Take from that total the 10.8 million people who work for state and city governments. And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work. At any given time there are 188, 000 people in hospitals. Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work. Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons. That leaves just two people to do the work. You and me. And there you are, sitting on your butt, at your computer, reading jokes. Nice. Real nice !!
Serious Issues!!
Ok ya know..if i wanted a fucking myspace account....ID HAVE A MYSPACE ACCOUNT!!!!!....What the hell is goin on here...the profile setup is just like myspace.....Is Tom hangin out around here somewhere?????? How far are they gonna go????
Andy Rooney said on "60 Minutes" a few weeks back: I don't think being a minority makes you a victim of anything except numbers. The only things I can think of that are truly discriminatory are things like the United Negro College Fund, Jet Magazine, Black Entertainment Television, and Miss Black America. Try to have things like the United Caucasian College Fund, Cloud Magazine, White Entertainment Television, or Miss White America; and see what happens...Jesse Jackson will be knocking down your door. Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game. I believe they are called the Boy Scouts for a reason, that is why there are no girls allowed. Girls belong in the Girl Scouts! ARE YOU LISTENING MARTHA BURKE? I think that if you feel homosexuality is wrong, it is not a phobia, it is an opinion. I have the right "NOT" to be tolerant of others because they are
What X-men Would You Be? (female Version).
You scored as Jean Grey, Jean Grey possessed telepathic powers enabling her to read minds, project her thoughts into the minds of others, initiate astral travel, and mentally stun opponents with pure psionic force, among other talents. Jean Grey75% Emma Frost50% Rogue45% Kitty pryde45% Mystique40% Storm30% What X-Men would you be? (Female Version).created with
What An Asshole
~Nocturnal...: ok ->~Nocturnal...: yep a fubar wedding ->wadeio: i will fuck u up one way or another ->wadeio: i dont cry bitch i get even and we aint through ~/~ Sassy ...: a real one/? okay hun whoo hooo ~Nocturnal...: ??? ~Nocturnal...: wedding ->~/~ Sassy ...: i will be there to help when i am done with my friends wedding wadeio: used to it thats ok if you want to cry lol ~/~ Sassy ...: the wedding?? ->wadeio: attack my weight i dont give a fuck hahahahah wadeio: lol wadeio: right looking like that i bet you need makeup and well yeah slim fast ->wadeio: and u aint no man a man dont speak to a woman like u did ash ->wadeio: dont need a man i choose to b free want to show him as much love as he showed me tonigt copy his link and show him he needs to chill the fuck out on women
Chicken-chipotle Burrito Bowls
Chipotle peppers lend a smoky, spicy flavor to this homey southwestern chicken casserole. Ingredients: 1 lb. boneless, skinless chicken breast halves, cubed 1 (15-oz.) can black beans, drained and rinsed 1 cup frozen corn 2 cups canned, crushed tomatoes 1 to 2 teaspoons finely chopped canned chipotle chile peppers in adobo sauce 1/2 teaspoon ground cumin 1 tablespoon chopped fresh cilantro 1 clove garlic, minced 4 corn tortillas, cut or torn into bite-sized pieces 2 cups hot cooked white rice Reduced-fat dairy sour cream (optional) Reduced-fat shredded cheddar or Monterey Jack cheese (optional) Fresh cilantro (optional) Directions: Heat oven to 350 degrees. Spray a 9x13-inch glass baking dish with nonstick cooking spray. Arrange chicken in an even layer in baking dish. In a bowl combine beans, corn, tomatoes, chipotle chili peppers, cumin, cilantro, and garlic; pour mixture evenly over chicken. Sprinkle with tortilla pieces. Bake for 25 to 30 minutes or until chicken is
Learning The Lifestyle
Author: Raven Shadowborne 1998 Whenever someone begins to learn something new, there is always a feeling of excitement, that refreshing invigoration of something new. One may feel a sense of impatience, wanting to know everything, yesterday! As time goes on and the person begins their journey into the varied lifestyle of BDSM, he/she discovers an overwhelming amount of information. Everyone has advice, everyone has his or her own ideas, and everyone's definitions are different. By listening to those who have been there before you can quickly become confused and, sometimes, downright disheartened. They point you to books, which you may then purchase in an attempt to better understand this lifestyle. But quickly find that what you thought would simply be a matter of acting out your fantasies, is suddenly a rule ridden "lifestyle". You may feel confused, overwhelmed, and even angry that it isn't as easy as you thought it would be. You may be unsure of what to do, where to go fr
Good News Bad News Of My Family
1st eh good: I have a brand new nephew! Keko Jr. Pics are in my family only folder. Bad news: He has a blocked valve and is having heart surgery now. Please send your good energy!
Contest Update
ok one week left thank god lol i need rates and more comments ... any help will be appericated and tyvm to all who r helping me already ..much love to my friends n family ok link time
Last day of the work week for me and I'm in a weird mood. lol! Deal with it! :p
Nice Day
Im Back!!!!!!
After what seems like a thousand years I am back alive and kicking. I had alot of things in my personal life that required my attention so I took a break from the ex Cherrytap world for awhile. Hope to talk to most of you within the next few days cheers CJ
damnit roomie is SUPER horny so she asks my man over LOL!! maybe w/all the pain im in ill let them just play but damnt Nick will want me to join in ughhhhh someones goin to be rubbin my back lmao back later maybe even new pix will follow
Sweet Story:
Sarah was a cheerleader on the team and had everything she ever wanted. Until one day... her life crashed. Mom: Wake up honey. Chris is downstairs waiting for you. Sarah: Oh my gosh. I woke up too late! I still need a shower and everything! Right when she said that Chris walked into her room smiling from ear to ear. Chris: No baby. You're beautiful just like that- now come on, I'm starving. Sarah: Okay. Sarah got out of bed, put on some clothes, took his hand, and walked out the door to his car and got in. Sarah: Where are we going? Remember that I have to be home by 1. I have cheerleading practice and you have football. Chris: I know.. Then Sarah noticed that Chris was really pale-looking. Sarah: Chris are you feeling okay? You look like you're sick.. Chris: Yeah; it's just my allergies. Sarah: Are you sure? Did you go to the doctor yet? Chris: Yeah.. I went yesterday. They just said to take some aller
10 Min Of The L Word.. Watch
Slipknot - Wait And Bleed Lyrics
Slipknot - Wait And Bleed Lyrics I've felt the hate rise up in me... Kneel down and clear the stone of leaves... I wander out where you can't see... Inside my shell, I wait and bleed... Goodbye! I wipe it off on tile, the light is brighter this time Everything is 3D blasphemy My eyes are red and gold, the hair is standing straight up This is not the way I pictured me I CAN'T CONTROL MY SHAKES! How the hell did I get here? Something about this, so very wrong... I have to laugh out loud, I wish I didn't like this Is it a dream or a memory? GET OUTTA MY HEAD CUZ I DON'T NEED THIS! Why I didn't I see this? I'm a victim - Manchurian Candidate I - HAVE - SINNED - BY - JUST Makin' my mind up and takin' your breath away GOODBYE! You haven't learned a thing I haven't changed a thing My flesh was in my bones The pain was always free I've felt the hate rise up in me... Kneel down and clear the stone of leaves... I wander out wh
Captain Cooter Aka {cc}
I was browsing the internet one day when I came across something very shocking... After further research I found out that our Friend "Captain Cooter" was once a Porn Star by the name of "Captain Aslammer" before changing his name here on fubar. My Quest to you is to investigate for me, and find more photos like the one above so that we may uncover more secrets in to our Friends Dark Past... Submit your Findings here in this Blog...
Read This Could Change Ur Life.
Ok guys, this truly is freaky, the Phone literally rang as soon as I read The last word of this email!!!!! I am taking the bait Hope it works! What do I have to lose right? Just read the little stories and Think of a wish as you scroll all The way to the bottom. There is A message there - then make your Wish. I'm 13 years old, and I wished That my dad would come home from The army, because he'd been having Problems with his heart and right Leg. It was 2:53 p .m .. When I made My wish. At 3: 07 PM. (14 minutes Later), the doorbell rang, and There my Dad was, luggage and all!! I'm Katie and I'm 20 and I've been Having trouble in my job and on the Verge of quitting. I made a simple Wish that my boss would get a new Job. That was at 1:35 and at 2:55 There was an announcement that he Was promoted and was leaving for Another city. Believe me...this Really works!!! My name is Ann and I am 45 years Of age. I had always been single And had bee
Little League Baseball
Little League Baseball The recent activities of professional athletes are enough to make any sports fan shake their head in disgust and wonder. All the money they make and they cant stay out of trouble? With accusations of steroids in baseball, football players not being able to stay out of jail, a referee in basketball embroiled in a game fixing scandal, and of course the Vick thing makes me want to give up on sports and its high priced pretty boy athletes. Then something strange and exciting happens that brings me back and lets me know there is hope. That phenomenon is called Little League Baseball. As we try to make sense of all that is going wrong in sports, the little league World Series allows to see all that is good in sports and the youth of the world. The emotion displayed by these kids is something youll never see in professional sports. The jubilation when they hit a home run or the tears shed when the last out is caught and they dont win are something that gr
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for thefollowing reasons: I do physical labor. I work at great depths. I plunge headfirst into everything I do. I do not get weekends or public holidays off. I work in a damp environment. I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation. I work in high temperatures. My work exposes me to contagious diseases. Sincerely, P. Niss The Response: Dear Penis: After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons: You do not work 8 hours straight. You fall asleep after brief work periods. You do not always follow the orders of the management team. You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations. You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working. You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift. You don't always observe necessary safe
Do Not Doubt How Much I Love You
Do not doubt how much i love you THough my time with you is thin. I am always thinking of you , a full time working mom and wife just doesn't have time to give. but i have given you my life, and you still reign where i most live. I do the best that i can do and hope that you will understand that everything belongs to you: my eyes, my thought, my heart, my hand.
Another Immature Downrater, Gotta Love Jealously On The Net Lmao People Are So Pathetic!
wiyald_catz rated your photo a '5'! wiyald_catz@ fubar
You Give Me Fever
I just love this song. I heard it on TV when I first woke up.. Gotta love a little jazz
Lost In Her Eyes
forever is lost in her eyes as he whispers the words that leave her breathless and enthralled she finds comfort in his embrace and confusing lust for love he seals each lie with a kiss he smiles as she sighs, knowing it's only a matter of time before he leaves her broken she sighs; holding tight to forever content with the moment just to end up broken in the morning light the distance between them seems greater with nothing but silence to greet her he's left her clinging to an empty promise and forever is lost in her eyes
Going 2 Western Wisconsin Technical College!
I AM GOING 2 WESTERN WISCONSIN TECHNICAL COLLEGE! I start classes On Monday, Auguest 27th, 2007. I am sooo excited and a little nervous. Wish me the best of luck everyone! SMOOCHES AND HUGS! XOXOXOXOXOXs! Dark_lylith_666
Damn, but this was a mammoth show! Ran about 7&1/2 hours long! And most of it was bands you just dont hear all the time anywhere! It RAWKED!!!! =========================================================================== 08-24-07 Aldo Nova "Fantasy" TLL intro 14a Bonham "The Disregard Of Timekeeping" Bonham "Wait For You" TLL of WRR promo Adema "Freaking Out" >voiceover: Juno Reactor / Don Davis "Navras" Helix "Rock You" Sepultura "The Waste" WRR Darth Maul 1 Avenged Sevenfold "Bat Country" Dissection "Night's Blood" >voiceover Peter Frampton "Show Me The Way" LIVE Alice Cooper with Slash "Desperado" LIVE Ace Frehley & Peter Criss "Nothin' To Lose" LIVE Billy Idol "Rebel Yell" LIVE acoustic Vince Neil & Nikki Sixx with friends "Rock N' Roll" LIVE Dee Snider, Zakk Wylde, Bob Kulick, Rudy Sarzo, Frankie Banali, Paul Taylor "Go To Hell" LIVE Trapt "Headstrong" Fireball Ministry "Flatline" All That Remains "This Darkened Heart" >voiceover Metallica "The God
Grilled Seafood Salad
Difficulty: Easy Prep Time: 25 minutes Cook Time: 5 minutes Yield: 4 servings User Rating 1/2 cup olive oil 2 garlic cloves, coarsely chopped 1 tablespoon chopped fresh Italian parsley leaves 1 teaspoon chopped fresh marjoram leaves 1 teaspoon chopped fresh thyme leaves 1/4 cup fresh lemon juice Salt and freshly ground black pepper 12 ounces sea scallops 12 ounces squid, bodies only 3 ounces arugula leaves (about 6 cups) 2 carrots, peeled, cut into thin strips 1/2 yellow bell pepper, cut into thin strips 1 (15-ounce) can white beans (cannellini), drained, rinsed 1 large head radicchio, leaves separated Heat the oil in a heavy medium skillet over medium-low heat. Add the garlic, let it cook for 1 to 2 minutes and then add the herbs and saute until fragrant, about 30 seconds. Cool to room temperature. Whisk in the lemon juice. Season the dressing with salt and pepper, to taste. Prepare the barbecue (medium-high heat). Pat the scallops and squid dry with paper
Pte. Nathan Lloyd Smith
August 26, 2007
Cash-flow issues are on your mind, and there's no getting rid of them until they're fully resolved. You might as well tackle them head-on and see if you can find a good way to keep things going for a while.
Stitched Glovettes Child
A shown with the Monster Bride child costume. Price: 7.99
Curried Peanut Chicken
halves skinned & boned chicken breasts 2 cups half & half 1 1/2 cups mayonnaise 3 tbsp. mango chutney 2 tbsp. dry sherry 1 tbsp. sherry vinegar 2 tbsp. plus 1 tsp. curry powder 1 tsp. turmeric 2 cups finely chopped salted roasted peanuts Preheat oven to 350 F. Place chicken breasts in a shallow baking dish just large enough to hold them. Pour half and half over them and bake for 30 minutes. Let cool and cut into 1"cubes. Process mayonnaise, chutney, sherry, vinegar, curry powder and turmeric in a blender or food processor. Dip chicken pieces into the curry mayonnaise and roll in the chopped nuts. Refrigerate 30 minutes. Arrange on a serving plate with fancy toothpicks.
Daughtry It's Not Over
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Ever Been Bsuted At Work For Surfing Porn Or Chatting?
haha ok just curious who is guilty of this. Has anyone out there been busted at work for chatting or surfing porn? A) Yes B) No if so, what happened!?
Paparazzi And Stalkers
I don't know how we got onto the topic yesterday but my sister and I started comparing the paparazzi...Probably because of the movie shown on TV, about Princess Diana being the victim of a murder plot. It's been 10 years, time to let the poor women rest in peace. She probably isn't dead anyway. She's probably cavorting on some Greek Isle with Elvis, Janis Joplin, Jim Morrison and Jimmy Hoffa. They would do anything to get piece of mind. Paparazzi: stalkers Frankly we couldn't come up with many differences. Both follow people everywhere. Both watch you at all times. The only difference is that we could seem to come up with is the fact that stalking is illegal. Does this mean that if you give the creepy guy in the tree a camera it's perfectly ok? Also, how does one get into these things? Who as a kid says, "You know, I want to have no life and just follow and watch someone else's life. I want to take pictures of famous people at all times of the da
Subliminal Messages!
I have the undying urge to sniff Jay's armpit next time I see him. :D
A Poem
This is the poem: Around the corner I have a friend, In this great city that has no end, Yet the days go by and weeks rush on, And before I know it, a year is gone. And I never see my old friends face, For life is a swift and terrible race, He knows I like him just as well, As in the days when I rang his bell. And he rang mine but we were younger then, And now we are busy, tired men. Tired of playing a foolish game, Tired of trying to make a name. "Tomorrow" I say! "I will call on Jim Just to show that I'm thinking of him." But tomorrow comes and tomorrow goes,
New Pix From Today(5 In Default, 1 In Workout Time)!!
New pix from today(5 in default, 1 in workout time)!! date: 2007-08-27 17:08:36 Please leave comments and i will return the favor ASAP!!!!!!!!!Family members please leave my just me folder(nsfw) comments!!!
In My Arms
In My Arms by BlueWolf In my arms you are safe, From even the worst storm. I'll forever be your shelter, And always keep you warm. In my arms you're so loved, You'll feel it has I hold you. So very close to me darling, To show you my love is true. In my arms you'll be happy, When you feel all the love. That I have for only you, It will be like heaven above. In my arms is where you belong, So I can hold you so very tight. To never ever let you go darling, As you lay here beside me tonight.
Losing Our Baby
we are not very happy these days , since we lost our baby not that long ago. we are still in love ,but we are missing our little bundle of joy.
I Didn't Mean To Fall In Love - Boston
A Short Bit
Some footage of me at the Fan Expo at the Metro Toronto Convention Centre can be seen at I am seen describing my "Death Mask" escape where I am locked into a special metal helmet with model rocket engines on a 60 second countdown pointing at my eyes. Hey, everyone's got to do something for fun, right? It is about 3/4's of the way into the broadcast. Enjoy!
Donna Is Very Sick
I've met some wonderful people in the time that I've been on cherrytap/fubar and one of the best is Donna "Care_bear" Collis. She was a good friend from the very start and stayed that way. We talked about everything from kids to work to the world. Donna is suffering with cancer and is in the hospital. I wish I could say that she is doing well but she isn't. She's put up a brave fight but it appears that won't be enough this time. I ask that any of you who read this bulletin say a prayer for Donna now and a few more in the time to come. She is a good friend and I pray that her suffering will not be too much.
Life # 2
Hey ya'll just wanted to say thanks for everything as of today things are much better and i couldn't ask for anything else. Sense last we decided to sell our house that burned so we can start buying a new one. I'm no longer kinda depressed but, actually really stress free and happy. Good news i finally met a wonderful man and were going to take things slow oops did i forget to tell some of ya i was gay LMFAO. I also have met a very few dear friends on here that are always there and you know who you are and i just want to say THANKS A MILLION TO YOU ALL. Now with that said i hope ya'll are enjoying your days and i'll keep you posted on the relationship and the new house bye for now. Your friend CORT 1976
It's Official
I'm done. I give up. There is absolutely no point in trying to make this shit work with my wife. I'm fed up with all the shit she has put me through. I know that I've been a lousy husband. I've done shit that ain't right. I know that. But I've also tried to make things right with her. I've tried and tried, but she will not let me be her husband anymore. I know she says I haven't done a damn thing to make up for what I've done. But that's just because I haven't done the stuff she wants me to do. I know what I need to do, and just because it's not what she wants at the time doesn't mean that I haven't made a fucking effort. For the past year and a half she has done everything she can to distance herself from me, while I have been doing everything I can to get closer to her emotionally. But it's never gonna work. She holds so much resentment for what I have done that she can not forgive me. Not only that she tries to hurt me as well to get even for what I put her through. S
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Top 12 Ways To Tell If You Might Be A "high Tech Redneck"
Top 12 ways to tell if you might be a "high tech redneck" 1. If your e-mail address ends in "" 2. If you connect to the World Wide Web via a "Down Home Page" 3. If the bumper sticker on your truck says "My other computer is a laptop" 4. If your laptop has a sticker that says "Protected by Smith and Wesson" 5. If you've ever doubled the value of your truck by installing a cellular phone. 6. If your baseball cap reads "AOL Sucks!" instead of "CAT" 7. If your computer is worth more than all your cars combined 8. If your wife said "either she or the computer had to go", and you still don't miss her 9. If you've ever used an AOL CD-ROM as a coaster to set your beer on 10. If you ever refer to your computer as "Ole Bessy" or "Darlin" 11. If your screen saver is a bitmap image of your favorite truck, tractor, or porno star 12. If you start all your e-mails with the words "Howdy yaall" or "Hey Bubba".
the look in you eyes the grin on your face is sumthin i will remember everytime and every place i wana hear your voice say those words to me, those words that will last forever, and finally set me free... i wana be your 1 and only i wana be your girl.. just say the word and u kno im there, because u kno im dyin to be yours the darkness in your eyes show life ive never known the fullness of your lips makes me wana feel them with mine. i lose control when i hear your voice its the only thing that i hear, theres a passion about u that drives my mind wild for i cant place a finger on it but i can feel it in my soul. its like were meant to be together as 1 livin soul. for i hope that sum day soon i will become 1 with u
As You Know Twisted Pixie And I Are Twins And Can So Hear Her Saying This~lol~
There were these twin sisters just turning one hundred years old in St.Luke's Nursing Home and the editor of the Cambridge rag, "The Cambridge Distorter," told a photographer to get over there and take the pictures of these 100 year old twin biddies. One of the twins was hard of hearing and the other could hear quite well. The photographer asked them to sit on the sofa and the deaf one said to her twin, "WHAT DID HE SAY?" He said, "WE GOTTA SIT OVER THERE ON THE SOFA!" said the other. "Now get a little closer together," said the cameraman. Again, "WHAT DID HE SAY?" "HE SAYS SQUEEZE TOGETHER A LITTLE." So they wiggled up close to each other. "Just hold on for a bit longer, I've got to focus a little," said the photographer. Yet again, "WHAT DID HE SAY?" "HE SAYS HE'S GONNA FOCUS!" With a big grin the deaf twin shouted out, "OH MY GOD - BOTH OF US?"
I know it is a long shot, but just wanted to let everyone know that there is a little shin dig being tossed at my place on Monday. Should kick off about 1 or so. I have been told that there will be a keg, margaritas, some type of daiquiri, food, and live music. There will be a moonbounce for the kids, and lots of fun. Just wanted you all to know. I will find sober person and give them the camera.
Getting Stuff From Giftshop
Okay, so I don't know who keeps sending me all the stuff from the gift shop, but I'd like to know who you are, so you should tell me who you are...
I Don't Get It
i just don't get this at all...i don't know if its just me or if this guy is retarded... MuMM: So How Many On Here Are Breakfest People? Or Do You Just Wait Till Lunch? me:i wait until i get the munchies bad some random douche: hat guy, you spell "twat" like that..... thats it...all he said was that...i'm so fucking lost...if you understand please enlighten me
Check Out My Sexy Friend
you just got to see my sexy friend,she is so beautifull..rate her and comments ..i know you will enjoy
Okay, I find myself falling for someone on here. What the HELL!!! What am I thinking!!! He IS married, I AM married. He lives far away. Chances of us ever coming together, slim to none. Does he REALLY care? Or, is he telling me only what he thinks I want to hear? GOD, I do not know. I'm 48, smart, I think. Strong. So what am I doing. I do not want to take chances with my heart it has been broken too many times but I do not want to let go of him either just in case there is a slight chance that he is the one that will make me happy again He already makes me laugh, not just laugh but the kind that comes deep down from your soul. He makes me feel like the most beautiful sexy woman in the world. He is also very honest with me. He does love his wife and this he tells me, which is what I admire most. So, what is the chance. None, huh? looks like I am cruising for another heartache. Help me please?
Quote For August 30
Friends will keep you sane, Love could fill your heart, A lover can warm your bed, But lonely is the soul without a mate. -- David Pratt Bonus Quote: I think that the film Clueless was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's true lightness. -- Alicia Silverstone
A Story Good Enough To Pass On...
Two young Indian braves were walking through the forest one day while contemplating life, past and present. One brave who was called Eagle-Claw said; You know Bear-Fang, my great uncle White-Cloud said; In addition to the commonly shared belief in a Great Spirit which created The universe and everything, He believed the world was divided in three layers on three floating disks; the Sky World, the Middle World (where he lived), and the Water World. Bear-Fang acknowledged with a nod and the two kept walking A little while later in their walk Eagle-Claw noticed Bear-Fang was not speaking and seemed in great thought wrestling with what is and what was. Eagle-Claw said; They believed Sky World was supported by the Great Eagle who always remaining in the same place, only occasionally stretching its wings, which cause the phases of the moon and lunar eclipses. This made Bear-Fang Look up The Middle World Said Eagle-Claw was believed held in place by a giant serpent which would somet
Make The Most
Be honest with yourself, and with everyone else as well. There are some things you like and other things you dislike, and that's just fine. Be fully accepting of yourself, and of others as well. You are who you are, with your dreams and passions, preferences and interests, and each person is delightfully unique. What you run from or hide from or seek to deny, grows bigger and more influential as a result. By getting things out in the open, by seeing them for what they truly are, you become free of their control. You are where you are and life is the way it is. The more completely you accept it, the more power you have to do something about it. This moment carries enormous opportunity. No positive purpose is served by fighting against it. Instead, accept what is, the way you are, the way you feel, and the things that life has brought to you. Then you can make the very most of it all. -- Ralph Marston
Why do I feel so lost? Like I am out of place. Like a baby bird who fell out of its nest , like a name without a face. Why do I feel so empty? But yet alive and still dead inside.I have to sit here and ponder how I can get by. Why do you make me smile when everything seems so gloom.I guess I really know why, and it's something that is so new. Why do we try to fight it when we both know in our hearts. That the day we both admit it , is the day a new life starts.
Never Doubt
Never Doubt by BlueWolf I want your love To shine for me To set my soul And spirit free Ill send my love To comfort you No matter where you go Or what you do With our love Well find the way Stay with me Till my last day You are my only You know thats true Never doubt My love for you Always 100% true to you............
Ghost Rider Here
ICE Campaign - 'In Case of Emergency' We all carry our mobile phones with names & numbers stored in its memory but nobody, other than ourselves, knows which of these numbers belong to our closest family or friends. If we were to be involved in an accident or were taken ill, the people attending us would have our mobile phone but wouldn't know who to call. Yes, there are hundreds of numbers stored but which one is the contact person in case of an emergency? Hence this ' ICE' (In Case of Emergency) Campaign The concept of 'ICE' is catching on quickly. It is a method of contact during emergency situations. As cell phones are carried by the majority of the population, all you need to do is store the number of a contact person or persons who should be contacted during emergency under the name 'ICE' (In Case Of Emergency). The idea was thought up by a paramedic who found that when he went to the scenes of accidents, there were always mobile phones with patients, but they didn't know which
Chicken And Shrimp Jambalaya
INGREDIENTS: * 1 pound medium shrimp * 2 boneless chicken breast halves * 1 cup chopped onion * 1/2 cup chopped celery * 3 medium garlic cloves, minced * 2 teaspoons salt * 1 tablespoon olive oil * 8 ounces smoked sausage, such as andouille or Polish sausage, 1/4-inch slices * 1/2 cup chopped green bell pepper * 1/4 cup chopped green onion * 1 (14.5 ounces) can diced tomatoes in juice * 1 tablespoon Worcestershire sauce * 1/4 teaspoon dried leaf thyme * 1/4 teaspoon ground cayenne pepper * 2 cups long-grain rice PREPARATION: In a large saucepan of boiling salted water, boil the shrimp over high heat just until they turn pink, about 2 minutes. Cool, peel, and devein the shrimp, reserving the shrimp and their shells separately. In a large saucepan, combine the chicken breasts, the reserved shrimp shells, 4 cups of water, half the chopped onion, half the chopped celery, 1/3 of the garlic, and 1 teaspoon sa
Dns For Dummies. Continued
Ok, I'm going to talk about proper name server setup. This can be quite a task if you don't know much about the way the internet works. If you don't know the basics, please refer to my previous entry on DNS. Ok, so what exactly is a name server? A name server is what tells your signal where to reach a particular domain. Let's take, for example. When you type that in, the magic begins.. First, the query goes to the root servers, which queries down the line until they find out what the name servers are for the domain. The name server then answers the question as to where the service you require for the domain is located. Setting these up really is not a difficult task. For this series, I will not focus much on control panels or detailed setup instructions, but make sure you have the basis down. Here are the simple steps you need to take: 1: Register the name servers for your domain with your registrar. This is absolutely necessary. After all, you have to let the
On Air
please come join me at house of dreams, Im on air and djing and let the party begin, first 10 poeple get porn DJ RANDY
Told Ya So
~ Normandy American Cemetery And Memorial In France ~
The Normandy American Cemetery and Memorial in France is located on the site of the temporary American St. Laurent Cemetery, established by the U.S. First Army on June 8, 1944 and the first American cemetery on European soil in World War II. The cemetery site, at the north end of its mile access road, covers 172.5 acres and contains the graves of 9,387 of our military dead, most of whom lost their lives in the D-Day landings and ensuing operations. On the Walls of the Missing in a semicircular garden on the east side of the memorial are inscribed 1,557 names. Rosettes mark the names of those since recovered and identified. The memorial consists of a semicircular colonnade with a loggia at each end containing large maps and narratives of the military operations; at the center is the bronze statue, "Spirit of American Youth." An orientation table overlooking the beach depicts the landings in Normandy. Facing west at the memorial, one sees in the foreground the reflecting pool; beyon
I Agree Whole Heartedly!!
Written by a housewife from New Jersey and sounds like it! This is one ticked off lady. "Are we fighting a war on terror or aren't we? Was it or was it not started by Islamic people who brought it to our shores on September 11, 2001 ? Were people from all over the world, mostly Americans, not brutally murdered that day, in downtown Manhattan , across the Potomac from our nation's capitol and in a field in Pennsylvania? Did nearly three thousand men, women and children die a horrible, burning or crushing death that day, or didn't they? And I'm supposed to care that a copy of the Koran was "desecrated" when an overworked American soldier kicked it or got it wet?...Well, I don't. I don't care at all. I'll care about the Koran when the fanatics in the Middle East start caring about the Holy Bible, the mere possession of which is a crime in Saudi Arabia I'll care when these thugs tell the world they are sorry for hacking off Nick Berg's head while Berg screamed through his gurgl
Team History
Panathinaikos FC, also known as PAO or Panathinaikos AO (Greek: ΠΑΟ - Παναθηναϊκός Αθλητικός Όμιλος - Panathinaikos Athlitikos Omilos), the Pan-Athenian Athletic Club, is a Greek association football club based in Athens, Greece. The team currently competes in the Super League Greece. Founded in 1908 the football team is the oldest of all the Panathinaikos clubs sports sections. They play in the Super League Greece and play their home games at the Olympic Stadium - Spiros Louis. Panathinaikos is one of the most successful Greek football clubs of all time, winning 19 league titles. In 1971 they were European Cup finalists, losing 2-0 to Ajax at Wembley Stadium. They remain the only Greek club that has reached a European final. In 1985, Panathinaikos reached the European Cup semifinals, where they were thrown out by Liverpool F.C. (4
Question #1
Why are people more afraid of harmless dead bodies than living people? Its the living, breathing fuckers wholl mess you up every time.
Read This It Is Real Creepy
Well I was watching Final Destination 2 and well things started to come to me. When I was 2 years old I almost died at a lake where I live now when I almost drown and well that was in April 1985. The next one was when I was 10 in a car crash in Orlando April of 1993. I also tried to OD when I was thirteen in March of 1996. Well when I was 20 my friend and boyfriend drove my friend's girlfriend back home and they hydroplane and crashed into a tree they both where ok because it was the frontend and well that was 2 weeks after my boyfriend had a crash taking my friend to pay off a ticket for speeding back that May. They said that if they did not let me come I might of died I still believe it to this day. That was September 2003. And the last time I escaped death I was 22 and I was pregnant and miscarried I think that is because the baby was too big I was 3 months along but looked like I was 6 months. The nurse that looked after the whole thing was really concerned. So, is it possible to l
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Romantic Sept 4
Dear tawnya, Here is your couple's love horoscope for Tuesday, September 4: Yes, this is a brilliant idea, but it's going to take more than that initial spark to get the fire going. You and your sweetheart can only do so much. Let time and the universe do some of the heavy lifting, too.
So How Was It For You?
Did you do anything good this weekend? Do tell. I didn't do a blessed thing.
Dedicated To Heartache & New Beginings> Please Read This And Listen To The Song
the title says it all... this is way past due.. to get over my EX WIFE and NOW i have a lady that i LOVE.. Anna she has stuck by me while i have taken time to get over the heartache of losing soomeone i had once loved.. and a daughter that i will never beable to see. ( which that in itself is enough to CRUSH a man. that is if you ARE a man that wants to see his child ) TO MY EX WIFE.. HAVE FUN IN YOUR LIFE ENJOY THE SONG CAUSE IT IS VERY FITTING. ( even though my ex does not use this site that i know of ) ( just a way for me to express myself ) TO ANNA ... I LOVE YOU. you have been waiting for me to tell you this and now the time is right. i give you my heart and hope that you will caress my heart forever as i will you.
New Djing Hours
New Update Today On Sc
Ready to get wet? Well come on over to my site to see what I have for you today! I had a wonderful fan send me these Nike's to play with for a while. So I figured what better way to play than to hop in the pool. If any of you were able to make it on Sunday night you know that me and Jezabelle did my cam show from The pool while we took this set. IT was a blast! I have been making arrangements with SC for me to be able to let my SC members see my CAMZ show for free weekly. I'm still working out the kinks. But you should be able to go to my new Webcam page in my members side and see my PRivatecamz archives (over 400 shows). I'm still getting an error, but I'm hoping that is worked out by tomorrow as well. I'll keep you posted. HOpe you had a great labor day weekend. ANd if any of you would like to help me get to Phoenix for a fan/member meet and greet at Faiths bday party then please write me at aimeelynnhart@yaho
My Quotes Of The Day!
You may not be able to beat up everyone, or win always. But a baseball bat goes a long way. It's funny how some people talk about what they do for a living. I find a lot of the ones who are the most cocky, are those who talk about how they do cage matches as their profession. Yet a pencil pusher can do more damage than they can in one match if that. That's how "Wars" happen. Remember we're all in this together. Im pulling for you.
The Island Of The West
The Island of the West (by Starhawk) The ship is on the shoreline, The crossing it is near, The time has come to say goodbye To all who loved you here. Give back your body to the earth Like a child to its mother's breast, And may you then grow young again, On the Island of the West. Lay down, lay down your burdens, Lay down your treasures too. The love you gave and gathered Is all you'll take with you. But know to me your memory Will evermore be blessed, And may you then grow young again, On the Island of the West. They say there is an orchard Across the farthest sea, Where fruit and bud and blossom Grow together on the tree. The hurt will there find healing, The weary there find rest, And may you then grow young again On the Island of the West.
In His Light
I feel like a flower, starved from the sun. To feel his touch again, would be such fun. I need the shade that he provides, to grow and thrive deep inside. Lend me your sweet light, to fill me with pride. Show me you love me, by making things right. Don't hide me away, out of sight. You say that you love me, I do feel it too. But sometimes that love, is shown me too few. Let me thrive here, in the light of your love. Giving me wings, to fly like a dove.
Stay Where You Are
He looks at her with the seducing eyes. He can see right under her skin. She pulls back, but never says goodbye. Craving to be seen from within. Teasing him like yarn for a kitten, She dangles like a piece of bait. For though she is completely smitten, All she can do is wait. Memories pierce through her mind, The shattered pieces she had to mend. The self so easily left behind, The life she rebuilt again. Shes found she can stand on her own, With legs still shaky and weak. Theres no denying her hunger has grown, But she has just begun to speak. Stay where you are. Right there. Dont move. Just stay where I can see you. Dont go too far. Not yet. Its too soon. Just stay where I can see you. When she speaks he gives her a knowing glance, And flashes a melting smile. On instinct, she takes a defensive stance, But finds she still stays awhile. The tango continues, bodies daring, With music that never ends. They play with fire, so close to s
Letters Of Death
Cut deep inside, My blood drips to the floor. The pain that I once felt I cant not feel no more. The knife that cut me, Must have set it free. For the pain that I once felt was slowly killing me. Was it something that I said to make it go away Was it the work of God, did I kneel before to pray? I look down to the floor there's a puddle instead of a drop I began to think where's it is coming from, will it stop? There must have been a murder, someone must have died. The moment I saw my mother she began to cry. I tried to comfort her placing my hand upon her head. I listened to her ask, Dear God why is my baby dead. I couldn't understand what happened, who was it that was gone? The answer to my question didn't take to long. I followed her to the bedroom, a lifeless body on the bed. As I took a glance it hit me, Oh my God I'm dead. The room started spinning, the air was almost gone. I couldn't quite remember why I did something so wrong. How could I hurt my mother with
Dear Fubar, I Never Thought This Would Happen To Me...
My first time at the gas station- I pulled in to the gas station just as my car gave a final gulp of breath while shutting off from thirst. I gave a small smirk as I reached in my pocket and fingered the twenty dollar bill crumpled there. I knew this would be a very enjoyable stop. Next to the pump, I slowly undo the latch on my car, letting out a damp puff of air as the lid opens, revealing the dark, wet hole to the engine. My hand goes for the pump, ripping it forcefully from the stand, jerking the handle ever so hungrily. Slowly, ever so slowly, I slide the nozzle into the gas tank, the grimy sound of metal rubbing against metal filling my ears. I constricted my grip around the handle. A low cough of gears churning inside the pump, and I feel the gas start to come. Yellowish, clear liquid with a very potent stench flows through the pump's tube and gushes into my tank. The car sort of settles into place as the liquid slowly fills it's tank. And just as it really started to begin,
Dj Bound
New Pics
I posted some pics from my recent trip to Vegas. check em out.
This Is True
Even if you feel great, you still have something to get off your chest. See if you can find someone who's willing to listen for as long as it takes, as it might take more time and energy than you anticipate. Thinks this is so true
Funny Stuff
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I have tasted the moon like honeysilk upon my tongue at dawns aurora as Gemini fell from your eyes shedding stars down flushed cheeks my name held within dew drops that silently slip from your lips while fingers amble the arch of my back sketching galaxies of exaltation I am swept away ~ dust in a comet ~ streaming across the heavens in wild wantonness bursting into dazzling novas of unrepressed jubilance subsiding into the consequential calm of celestial bliss drifting dreaming suspended in the nebulose cloud of your caress
All That I Have
Days Turn To Nights
days turn to nights, im seeing all the beautiful sights, seeing the city lights, knowing you is a delight, truely makes me feel right, you are a wonderful sight, you make my heart feel tight, for so long i felt alone and tired, getting to know you makes me feel wired, heart beating to fast to control, and wanting you to know, this is a weird feeling, i dont know the meaning, i just go with the flow, now i just want to see where we go, to hold you in my arms would be grand, walking with you hand and hand, slowly turn you to me face to face, would make both our hearts race, looking into each others eyes, and never questioning why, i will never lie or make you cry, honor and respect to you i will give, now my heart will truely live, as beats come and go, my heart will be glad to show, how special you can be to me, if you just take the chance to see, where our paths will lead, wondering if you were meant for me, all we can do is take our time and see, if we c
My Poems
Far, far into the distant horizon let's ride forgotten on wings in the wind. Sometime we will surely meet as the charming future Beckons us on. Let's start the journey To a new world, and open the door to a memorable legend
Yet Some More Reading Material...
OK so I borrowed this from aobc69... THANKS A BUNCH!!!!! I found this at: it was very informative .. especially after my experience with collarme dot com .. holy shit ... anyway .. good read .. enjoy! Nips & Nibbles ... The following snippets are my thoughts regarding online D/s. The cyber community has twisted D/s into a sad fantasy land where newbies truly believe that imaginary service of drinks is a must and Doms think they are Masters from day one. You may not like everything I have to say here. Tough. I don't care. Someone needs to speak up. Please sign my guestbook as it would mean a great deal to me. Thank you. My Number One Piece of Advice: Turn off your pc right now and don't look back. Advisory Number Two: If you refuse to turn off the pc which I find foolish but hey, it's your life, tread these waters with eyes wide open. This is not nirvana. This is not the answer to life's problems. A dominant or submissive in
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Im Here For You
I'm Here For You by Nancy I'm here for you, To make you smile. When you're feeling down, To walk that last mile. I'm here for you, To ease your pain. And dry your tears, When they fall like rain. I'm here for you, When you need me. To stand beside you, And I always will be. I'm here for you, When you need a friend, To tell your troubles to, And I'm here till the end.
And I feel that times a wasted go So where ya going to tommorrow? And I see that these are lies to come Would you even care? And I feel it And I feel it Where ya going for tommorrow? Where ya going with that mask I found? And I feel, and I feel When the dogs begin to smell her Will she smell alone? And I feel, so much depends on the weather So is it raining in your bedroom? And I see, that these are the eyes of disarray Would you even care? And I feel it And she feels it Where ya going to tommorrow? Where ya going with that mask I found? And I feel, and I feel When the dogs begin to smell her Will she smell alone? When the dogs do find her Got time, time, to wait for tomorrow To find it, to find it, to find it When the dogs do find her Got time, time, to wait for tomorrow To find it, to find it, to find it Where ya going for tommorrow? Where ya going with that mask I found? And I fee
Dancing Eyes
Dancing Eyes by Bunny for someone special Sudden sultry smiles Overwhelming every synapse Struggling to describe Each breathless moment Spent timelessly staring; Lovingly enjoying. Longingly praying A smile beyond definition Plays across her face With thoughts of my grin Dancing in her eyes.
Dreaming by Bunny Dreaming, Needing, Touching, Longing. Alone in my room, I see her in my mind. She beckons, and in my mind I go. Smooth skin, slightly tanned from the sun. Supple breasts that stand for inspection. Silken legs that never end. A derriere that is soft but not over done. She has come to me in my dreams. Wanting her, I have often pleasured myself thinking of her. She is my Goddess, as I am hers. I long for our lips to touch to taste her sweetness. An Angel in her own right, she needs no wings. One day, my Angel of Dreams will stand before me And I will then know the answer to my dream.
Come And Play
LIBRA * -- Very pretty. -- Very romantic. -- Nice to everyone They meet. -- Their Love is one of a kind. -- Silly, fun and sweet. -- Horny -- Loud -- Great in bed and i mean great -- Have own unique sexiness. -- Most caring person you will ever meet -- the most irresistible
Corn & Crabmeat Soup
Ingredients: * 1 stick butter * 2 cans of cream of mushroom soup * 1 condensed milk * 1 pt. half and half * 1 tea. liquid crab boil * 1 can of whole corn * 1 white or claw crabmeat * (you may also add other seafood, i.e. boiled shrimp, oysters or crawfish tails) Cooking Instructions 1. Cut green onions (using a sisscors is quickest). 2. Melt 1 stick of butter in a large pot and add the cut onions - sautee. 3. Add all other ingredients. 4. Simmer for about 20 minutes and enjoy. 5. You may choose to leave out the crab boil if your seafood was previously boiled in seasoning; however, I don't suggest leaving it out of par-boiled seafood hence you miss out on the true flavor intended.
Psychotic People
OMG ,- * ^_^ whyt o i attract psychotic people????? its fuckin' scary as damn Especially the girls who get jealous of me being friends with guys that they like My GOD! i dont want your guy i have my own and im very satisfied with him But the guys? MY GOD They are not as bad as psychotic females Especially since this girl is freaking out because she thinks i still like this guy who i dont anymore and i guess she has a hardon for him.. wtf? if youre curious ill totally tell you who this bitch is insanneeee So if youre psychotic please unadd me
Hey all you lovely FU peeps.... I'm in the process if finishing my packing and loading. I have no table, no chair, etc so I'm sitting on the floor writing to my friends now. I will have Chinese food delivered in 30-40 minutes. Thanks to all who have left comments that I haven't responded to. And fuck you to the one who left me a nasty Sb and PM about John. I am sorry for being so out of touch with all of my friends. I will be online as hotel access allows in the next few days. After about 10 days I should be back to normal with answering. I've missed my friends already but got too much to do. Moving my myself isn't easy but it will be worth it. I hope the Chinese food is good, it's a new place. Love to all you. Thanks for your support. Except the new one, who loves to tell me shit with a fake profile. Ahhhhh... Back to tape and boxes. Smooch.
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Mexican Chicken
Mexican Chicken Recipe is made in the skillet, with chicken, garlic, tomato sauce, chili powder, green pepper, and hot cooked rice. INGREDIENTS: * 2 1/2 to 3 1/2 pounds chicken pieces * 1 tablespoon butter * 1 tablespoon olive oil * 1/2 cup chopped onion * 1 medium clove garlic * 1 can (8 ounces) tomato sauce * 3/4 cup chicken broth * 1 tablespoon vinegar * 1/4 teaspoon chili powder * dash salt * 1/2 cup sliced stuffed green olives * 1/4 cup golden raisins, optional * 1 green bell pepper, cut in strips PREPARATION: Heat butter and oil in a heavy skillet over medium heat; brown chicken. Remove chicken from skillet. Add onion and garlic; cook until lightly browned. Add tomato sauce, chicken broth, vinegar, chili powder, salt, olives, and raisins, if using.Return chicken to the skillet. Cover and simmer for 30 minutes. Add green pepper; cover and cook 10 minutes longer. Serve Mexican chicken with hot cooked rice. Mex
Diary Of Andy Barclay 9/10/07 (read Chucky Vs. Leprechaun First)
It has been a week since the incident with the leprechuan and i cant handle the guilt all the people suffered because of me all the people who have died somtimes i think that if i had just let chucky take over my body from the start all thise people would still be alive but the i remember who chucky really is and i know ive made the right dission still the guilt is overwelming at times i am writing this as a record of the events that have happened to me partly to keep my self sane but mostly to let who ever may find this after ive died know that true evil really exsists in this world and there are ways to fight it i better stop writing now i have got to keep moving or eles chucky will find me 9/10/07 I am Andy Barclay and i have seen true evil and survived it i dont know how long i can keep it up but i will as long as possible just so that hope can surive because i know that as long as i survive Chucky will not persue anyone elese
Sept 11, Need I Say More?
Sheer Stupidity
ever have one of those days when you know how things are going to go just by one thing? this is one of those things. and it could have been avoided if the jerk had just bothered to read my profile. this is what happens in shoutboxes when people don't bother to find out who they're "talking" to: ->julius: grow up and go away! i'm NOT interested! julius: send it pls ->julius: yes and i'm not giving it to you!!! julius: baby do you have msn or yahoo? ->julius: good for you. now learn some manners! julius: i want to see your sexy body i am an admirer of confidence but stupidity is not something to be admired. and it's guys like this that give other men bad reps.
Remember 911
The United States is under attack" was all I could hear On the radio and TV, now the nation was in fear. The bystanders looking pointing above their heads Family members calling in hopes loved ones weren't dead. Sirens started blaring, cries were certainly heard "Oh my God" was the consensus of American words. Tears started pouring as the television showed the world The second plane hitting, more like it hurled. Terrorist attacked in hopes to put us in despair Pearl Harbor is the only attack for US to compare The tragedy, the lives lost with no remorse. Al-Quida received our attention from using blunt force. After what seemed like forever, the towers started to fall. People started running, the cameras caught it all. I remember desperate acts of people falling to their death I sat in my living room crying, just holding my breath. "How could this happen, I don't understand Who could be bold enough to touch on our land?" I couldn't conceive of the actions taking pla
A man doing market research for the Vaseline Company knocked at the door and was greeted by a young woman with three small children running around at her feet. "I'm doing some research for Vaseline. Have you ever used the product?" She said, "Yes. My husband and I use it all the time." "If you don't mind my asking," he said, "what do you use it for?" "We use it for sex," she said. The researcher was a little taken aback. "Usually people lie to me and say they use it on a child's bicycle chain or to help with a gate hinge. But, in fact, I know that most people do use it for sex. I admire you for your honesty. Since you've been so frank so far, can you tell me exactly HOW you use it for sex?" The woman said, "I don't mind telling you at all. My husband and I put it on the doorknob and it keeps the kids out."
Bleh, Blah...bleh
Bored. I'm watching "Factory Girl", and though I've always been quite fascinated with the whole 60's art scene of Warhol's New York this movie is not doing it for Me. I did enjoy the book by Ultra Violet, but I wasn't really into the Edie Sedgewich biography, "American Girl". Lately, I sleep most of the day, and have a hard time sleeping at nights, since the heat wave last week. Last week it was necessary, but now that it's cooled off it isn't. I just hate using the air conditioner. I can't stand the noise, and hate things blowing on Me. Bored. bored bored! I may head to the gym soon. It's not that long till sunrise.
Chat Romm
there is a chat romm where i go to chat. i am there a lot if anyone want to join me. when ur there private message me so i'll know it you. there are people i do not trust and who tell lies but they are jordan.
To let you know that some of the posts in this folder will be original work most of them will not seeing as I am not as poetic as the authors of these poems however when I am able to find the author of the poem I will put their name at the top of the post
Another 3 Months
***this was taken from a friend of mine's 360 page i know lot of you dont care how long the soldiers are in iraq and whats another three months...hopefully this will shed light on what the soldiers and their spouses go throught*** Something happened today that will affect my family, every person I see daily, and over 200,000 others. If you were watching the news channels about three hours after the stories were posted online around 8pm EDT, you would think we were all affected by Don Imus or even Sanjaya on American Idol. But you would be wrong. The defense secretary announced today that the deployments to Iraq and Afghanistan were extended from 12 to 15 months. Maybe we missed it (we do live in Hawaii) but I doubt it. How in the world is it more important that one man made some sexist and racist remark about a basketball team and got fired? How is it more important that Sanjaya is still on American Idol? The fact is, its not more important, especially to the three proud Army wiv
This is more of a question than just writing. I know I am very open and would answer anyones questions. I consider myself a pretty honest person. But, does life ever get easier? As much as I get frustrated about it. Do I really want to date or am I getting frustrated over nothing? Is it better to have close friends people you can hang out with(like I have the chance). Or, better to have a special person in your life?
Time Will Kill Us After All Birthday Celebration!!!!
woo whooo we are gonna celebrate an INTOXICATION local's birthday tonight all ladies should come cause there will be an auction off for a man for services of pleasure and company for the night... romance blooms and a local gets a year older. come show him some love on his page women... he'll love that!!! come join him at INTOXICATION for a kick ass night of great people great fun great conversations and great music... and to celebrate his birthday come here and get X RATED with the INTOXICATION X RATED HOTTY MEMBERS oh yes yes yes yes INTOXICATION has great parties.. and great people to meet. and we all are here to please you... so come join us only @ INTOXICATION..... thats right... COME GET YOUR INTOXICATION
I Decided............everyone Read........
Have you ever needed someone To take the fragile pieces of your heart And wrap careful hands Deep within the cushioning cotton of his own? Someone who can pull you close, When you're feeling so alone Who speaks not a word, But knows how to touch you In that one special place That lets you know you are still alive? Someone who can look into your eyes And see past the darkness That has come to cloud your soul. Someone who finds that one spark of caring, Who nutures it back to life... The one special someone Who can wrap around you with his body And give your soul a hug, Your heart ease...
M0n Scotland Kick France Ass
Wants to run and hide, cant find himself knows what he did to fuck up maybe the best thing that ever happened to him someone took the time to ask, to send to put their heart right next to his always told him the things he wanted to hear the mistakes a he made the tears he has and will have all he wants is to feel the same way he did jut a few days ago with the butterflies in his stomach but for now his stomach will feel like its been kicked 9 times.... misses the most important person in his life next to his son Tearssss............
Beef And Macaroni Bake
This is a delicious family-friendly main dish for any day of the week. Serve this macaroni and beef casserole with a fresh tossed salad for a full and hearty meal. INGREDIENTS: * 8 ounces elbow macaroni or small shells, cooked, drained * 2 tablespoons olive oil * 1 cup chopped onion * 3 ribs celery, chopped * 1 green bell pepper, chopped * 1/2 red bell pepper, chopped * 3 medium cloves garlic, minced * 1 pound extra-lean ground beef * 2 teaspoons Cajun seasoning * 2 cans (14.5 ounces each) tomatoes, undrained, diced * 2 tablespoons tomato paste * 1/2 teaspoon salt, or to taste * 1/8 teaspoon black pepper, or to taste * 2 1/2 cups shredded Cheddar cheese, divided PREPARATION: Heat olive oil in a large saucepan or Dutch oven over medium heat; add onion, celery, green and red pepper, and garlic. Continue to saut the vegetables, stirring frequently, until the chopped onion is tender.Add ground beef and continue c
Greek Roasted Chicken & Potatoes
A great dish to serve when company is over. Ingredients 6 lb. chicken (roaster) Salt and pepper 2 3 Tbs. dried oregano 4 - 6 baking potatoes, peeled and quartered 1/4 C. butter, melted 3 Tbs. lemon juice 3/4 C. chicken broth Directions Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Pour broth into bottom of a roasting pan. Put chicken on a rack in pan; arrange potatoes around and sprinkle with salt, pepper and oregano. Pour butter and lemon juice over top of chicken and potatoes. Bake 2 - 2 1/2 hours until chicken is tender and browned, basting with pan juices frequently. Yield: 8 Servings.
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13,500 To Level
I drove 4 hours just to meet her. We spent a long time on the Internet chatting and emailing back and forth. We knew each other's interests and enjoyed talking about them. We even moved to speaking on the phone. That's when I mentioned I would be close to where she was. She, and it was a complete shock to me, asked me to visit her and stay at her place for the weekend. How could I say no? The 4 hour drive seemed to take 24 hours. I had never seen her picture and she had never seen mine. All I knew is she was a BBW and all she knew is I wanted to meet her. I spent the entire drive wondering about her. What does she look like? Will she like how I look? Am I wearing the right clothes? What would we do? Would we get along once I got there? The questions beat my mind into a frenzy of worry. She told me to meet her at a parking lot near where she lived since her house was far out in the country and I'd never find it by myself. I figured this was true, but also I figured this as a way o
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Fleet Wood Mac Dreams
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Kahlill Gibran Re Signs Of Tenderness And Kindness
"Tenderness and kindess are not signs of weakness and despair, but manifestations of strength and resolution." -- Kahlil Gibran
My Dad
it is in great sadness that id like to tell you all that my dad passed away tonight at 11 30 pm. he was a great dad,, love my alot of people and will be missed. to all my friends on fubar thanks for all your prayors... they really helped me in a tuff time and ill be back on at sometime but for now this isnt good bye.. its just a see you later and thanks.. Give all you love ones a hug and kiss and tell them that you love them.. future
Warren Zevon: Starting With The Familiar
Lovesick Blues: Hank Williams
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How To Talk To Any Woman In Any Situation
How To Talk To ANY Woman In ANY Situation >Want to learn how to approach women like a master of the game? Then you might want to go here and read THIS... This week I would like to turn the tables around and try something a little bit different. Something that just might make you take a new perspective and think about things in a way you've never thought about before... something that just might stir you up enough to get you to take some ACTION... First, I'd like you to think about the last time you saw a really attractive woman... you wanted to go over and talk to her, but for whatever reason you just didn't do it. I'm talking about a REALLY hot woman. Take your time if you need it. I'm not going anywhere. Good. Now, let me ask you something: Did you ever stop a day or two after one of these situations happened to think about where that particu
Approaching Women - A Bikini Model Story
Approaching Women - A Bikini Model Story >NOTE: If you're interested in getting a VERY in- depth education on how to approach women in every possible situation, then make sure you read this: Now let's talk about how to meet women... ***COMMENT*** Dave, I have been reading your emails for a while now. Honestly I have been skeptical, Ive taken bad advice from people in the past, and truthfully only read your emails for the fun of it. I was reading one morning while sitting kind of nervous about this girl who clearly is interested, however I have always been sort of self-conscious, not realizing that in the past I have missed soo many opportunities w/ many fine looking ladies, ya dig. As I was reading it hit me, that what you are saying is the truth. All it is simply put is Have fun with the girl...just relax, and lead the show. I dont think i have ever quite grasped any
Time After Time
If you're lost you can look - and you will find me Time after time If you fall I will catch you - I'll be waiting Time after time After my picture fades and darkness has Turned to gray Watching through windows - you're wondering If I'm OK Secrets stolen from deep inside The drum beats out of time - You said go slow - I fall behind The second hand unwinds - If you're lost... ...Time after time Time after time Time after time Time after time I worry about you. I know that things are hard for you. I know that its probably hard to see the light in all of the darkness but when youre lost you can look and you will find me I promise it gets better. Time after time.
Jimi Hendrix - All Along The Watchtower
You fit in with:Spiritualism 30% spiritual.40% reason-oriented. Your ideals are mostly spiritual, but in an individualistic way. While spirituality is very important in your life, organized religion itself may not be for you. It is best for you to seek these things on your own terms. Take This Quiz at
Doctors Visit
Gynecologist Visit A beautiful woman went to the gynecologist. The doctor took one look at the woman and all his professionalism flew out the window. He immediately told her to get undressed. After she disrobed the doctor began to stroke her thigh. While Doing so he asked her, "Do you know what I am doing?" "Yes," she replied, "You are checking for abrasions or Derma tological abnormalities." "That's right," said the doc tor. He then began to fondle her Breasts. "Do you know what I am doing now?" he asked. "Yes," she said, "You are checking for lumps which might indicate Breast cancer." "Correct," replied the shady doc tor. Finally, he mounted his Patient and started having sexual intercourse with her. He asked, "Do you know what I am doing now?" "Yes," she said, "You're getting herpes: which is why I came here i n the first place."
Most men and women these days say I love you too fast have sex with a new person way too fast from what I see. My opinion on having sex too fast and saying I love you is you dont always know what your getting yourself into and you end up getting hurt taking this route. In my opinion how one is treated by there parents and what they seen growing up are Very important issues to talk about before jumping in the bed or saying I love you too quickly! I have noticed in some cases Guys who had a good mom that cook cleaned and took care of them generaly look for a women who will do the same as a girlfriend or wife...but end up with girls who arent willing to do that. Then you have the women who had a father who Worked,did thing in the garage ,fixed things around the house and took care of there mother...And end up with a man who isnt isnt like there father and it becomes a problem. Facts are the way we are raised becomes embedded in our minds as the way it should be. Alth
I'm Sad
The Things Ppl Will Do For Attention, This Blew My Mind, I Dont Know This Person And Glad I Dont.
well as you all know we woke up yesterday morning to one hell of a shocker!! And well today even more of a shock! How can ppl do this is it truly a cry for attention? Just a little info on what we have to this story right now!!!! yesterday morning dj_razor2007 (9/13/2007 1:57:30 PM): I'm here today to tell you all that we have lost one of the best ppl on earth. Dj Razor also as some of you knew her as Sasha was found dead today at 7am. The cops say that it looked like her ex and her got into a fight and there not sure if the shot to her chest killed her or the blows to the head. Also her ex was found dead with a gun shot to the head. As for her fubar page I will be deleting it in the next few days. I'm so sorry to tell you guys this also keep in mind her little one has no mother or father. So I'm asking if you guys can pls keep her in your thoughts and prayers. ~Kim~ Today dj_razor2007 (9/14/2007 6:59:33 AM): what cant you do? dj_razor2007 (9/14/2007 7:04:04 AM): Purrr
Heat Lyrics
[DMX] Uh yeah yeah (gunshots)! Uh..arf arf arf.. [Chorus- Swizz Beatz & DMX] [DMX] The heat is on [Swizz Beatz] Are y'all really ready to fly [DMX] The heat is on [Swizz Beatz] Are y'all really ready to die [DMX] The heat is oonnnnn [Swizz Beatz] Have your mother ready to cry [DMX] The heat is on [Swizz Beatz] High [DMX] The heat is on [Swizz Beatz] You know [DMX] The heat is on what's my next move Do I stick with the score, or get with the door Feds got the drop in the back of the Uhaul Snipers on the roof chance of getting away too small Tell'em like this look, it's gonna be a shoot out Whoever make it out meet back at the new house good luck If I don't see you again peace Let's handle our business with these government police You and you go out the front you take the back You cover the first two and I'll take the sack Boomer didn't make it, neither did Stan Now it's three niggaz, splitin' four
Mr. Woodcock
I saw Mr. Woodcock tonight. It was hysterical. Everyone should see it. And I have a cold. Boo But the Steelers are 2-0. Yay :) Yahoo=Sarah79950
what a nailbiter, yankees won at fenway, it was 2 outs, bases loaded and papi up and he popped out, wow i was on the edge of my seat,,,Good thing there were 2 outs otherwise the game wouldve been tied!
Unity Through Death
The phantom and shadow Introduced into the Matramony of darkness Eternally embraced by The seclusion of precious earth above. Rolling one into another Until one single entity is formed While retaining the firm grasp of the True essence entwining The two forces into existence. The milk and honey Came to reveal itself As blood in the end Although sight through the eyes Of a mortal catches not this reality. Drinking in to fulfill the insatiable craving The pleasures only crawl out over time Leaving them with no indication Of it had ever being in their presence Thus the birth of a new void begins Inside the womb of the ignorant Kicking and thriving off of The poisoned blood flowing through the veins Forming the mutant species of ideals. Then the miscarage of creativity happens To ensure and prove only That intelligence is indeed long deceased.
I Dont Know What To Name This One
i have given serious thought to just deleting my fubar page and making a new yahoo name again the site changes im not fond of .. it lags now where i didnt b4 friends i thought i made have seemed to change maybe its the fever who knows if u can give any decent reasons not to delete this aacount by all means say so
Happy Monday?
How is everyone doing this morning? Anyone besides me want to crawl in a cave and hide out for the day?
Rules + Platoon Leaders K.o.w.~r.b.w.
Lord Wolf~Founder K.O.W.~R.B.W. FTW Lost Goth 1st.Lady K.O.W.~Master Morpher~Royal Elite Bomber With the Resigning of Gina all Platoon Leaders will be Bomber Advisors.Your Required to get your new Bombers, Bombing an to teach them how. Honey~Angel Advisor ,Mediator~*Kingdom of Wolves*@ fubar Platoon A. cherokee princess FU-BOMBER/2nd. Asst. B.A.Platoon Leader * Kingdom of Wolves*@ fubar Platoon B. boogies momma~ ♥1st asst. B.A. ~Platoon Leader Kingdom Of Wolves~ ♥ ~ please fan b4 add@ fubar Platoon C. prettygreeneyes ~Dirty South Crew~ & ~K.O.W~Platoon Leader: Platoon D.Royal Bombing Wolves,Rogue's of The Kingdom. Desireme4u....~R.B.W: 1st.Assistant Lord Wolf Few New Rules for The K.O.W~R.B.W. + excisting Rules
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The Lover
The Lover asked: How would you like me to touch you? The Lover answered: I would like you to touch me as if you were going away tomorrow, far far away, and you wanted to remember the feel of my body, the texture of my skin, the hills and valleys that make up the landscape of who I am. I would like you to touch me as if you were blind, knowing that you love me, but unable to see me. Touch my face, my breasts, my belly, my toes... learn what I "look" like, imagine me in your mind as your hands explore my shape. I would like you to touch me as if your hands were healing hands, radiating love energy with every stroke. Feel the energy penetrating through skin, through flesh, entering into the cells of my body. I would like you to touch me as if you gained your nourishment through your hands. Feed on me, drink deeply, and draw from your touch the love that I hold for you. I would like you to touch me as if you were feeding me through your hands, as if by your touch I am
20 Responses To Telemarketers
1. If they want to loan you money, tell them you just filed for bankruptcy and you could sure use some money. 2. If they start out with, "How are you today?" say, "I'm so glad you asked, because no one these days seems to care, and I have all these problems. My arthritis is acting up, my eyelashes are sore, my dog just died . . . " 3. If they say they're John Doe from XYZ Company, ask them to spell their name. Then ask them to spell the company name. Then ask them where it is located, how long it has been in business, how many people work there, how they got into this line of work if they are married, how many kids they have, etc. Continue asking them personal questions or questions about their company for as long as necessary. 4. This works great if you are male. Telemarketer: "Hi, my name is Judy and I'm with XYZ Company. " You: Wait for a second and with a real husky voice ask, "What are you wearing?" 5. Cry out in surprise, "Judy? Is that you? Oh my God! Judy, how h
Happy To Meet You Awesome People
Im new to this and love it already! Dont worry about giving it to me slow and easy,cause I like it hard and peddle to the metal Baby!! More Fun Quizzes at
Poems My Friend Patty Wrote, Awesome Job Hun :)
Down Side Of Plastic Surgery
A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. >While on the operating table, she had a near death experience. Seeing >God, she asked," Is my time up?" > >God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live. " >Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a >face-lift, brow lift, lip enhancement, boob job, liposuction, and a >tummy tuck. After her last operation, she was released from the >hospital. While crossing the street on her way home, she was hit and >killed by a car. > >Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had >another 40 years? Why didn't you pull me out of the path of the car?" > >God replied, > >"Giiirrrlllllll, I didn't even recognize you
The Thnik I Make For Me For Rela Here
For My Wife I Love You
Love Is ... Love is the greatest feeling, Love is like a play, Love is what I feel for you, Each and every day, Love is like a smile, Love is like a song, Love is a great emotion, That keeps us going strong, I love you with my heart, My body and my soul, I love the way I keep loving, Like a love I can't control, So remember when your eyes meet mine, I love you with all my heart, And I have poured my entire soul into you, Right from the very start.
Your The Insperation *chicago*
Things Ive Made :)
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Bitten Conspiracy
Ok, I just wrote this and yes I'm gonna sound bitter, but too bad. If you don't like my poem, don't start hating on me or my poem, just ignore it and leave my page. This is my blog and I have a right to leave my feelings in here. I can take criticism, but just don't attack me (you've been warned). OH and this does NOT apply to EVERY man, just MOST and its coming from my experiences as well as those I've seen my friends go through. True colors always come out after a storm of black and gray. Has helped me to learn something new each and every day. A man always seems to know what to say, Constantly waiting and hoping to get his way. If you think for a second that he's different and sweet, I feel bad, because chances are you're in for a treat. They'll wine you and dine you until they can fuck you. Don't act surprised, you know its true. Then toss you aside because you're old news, And look for someone new to abuse. Then guys wonder why girls won't let their hearts open
What Is
What is is the place on the web to find all the Internet Marketing products you really want for rock bottom prices. DealDotCom is run by a handful of code monkeys and assorted minions. The guys in charge are just a couple of lovable Internet Marketers who think that fun and excitement should be injected into the otherwise predicable, dry, and boring world of Internet Marketing. DealDotCom only sells one item per day. That means you better get your grubby little hands on it before it sells out. How many are left? We dont tell you that either because that would spoil all the fun for you, and more importantly, for us. If you dont like or want the product of the day, check back tomorrow for something that might appeal to your fancy schmancy tastes. dealdotcom internet marketing internet marketing products best deals internet marketing deals online marketing online marketing products online marketing deals
No Excuse Sunday
To make it possible for everyone to attend church next Sunday, we are going to have a special "No Excuse Sunday". Cots will be placed in the foyer for those who say, "Sunday is my only day to sleep in." There will be a special section with lounge chairs who feel that our pews are too hard. Eye drops will be available for those with tired eyes from watching T.V. late Saturday night. We will have steel helmets for those who say " The roof would cave in if I ever came to church." Blankets will be furnished for those who think the church is too cold and fans for those who say it is too hot. Score cards will be available for those who wish to list the hypocrites present. Relatives and friends will be in attendance for those who can't go to church and cook dinner, too. We will distribute "Stamp Out Stewardship" buttons for those who feel that church is always asking for money. One section will be devoted to trees and grass for those who like to seek God
My Mirror
This should probably be taped to my bathroom mirror where one can read it everyday. You may not realize it, but it's 100% true. 1. There are at least two people in this world that you would die for. 2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way. 3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you. 4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you. 5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep. 6. You mean the world to someone. 7. You are special and unique. 8. Someone that you don't even know exists loves you. 9. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it. 10. When you think the world has turned its back on you take another look. 11. Always remember the compliments you received. Forget about the rude remarks. So........... If you are a loving friend, send this to everyone, including the one that sent it to you. If y
Naughty Application
REPLY IN A PRIVATE MESSAGE. DONT BE AFRAID. YOU NEVER KNOW WHO WILL REPLY OR WHAT ANSWERS THEY WILL GIVE. LET THE FUN BEGIN........ Your Name: Age: Favorite sexual position: Do you think I'm cute? Would you have sex with me? lights on or off? Would you have to be drunk? Would you take a shower with me? Have you ever thought about having sex with me? Would you leave after or stay the night? Do you like cuddling afterwards? Condom or skin? Have sex on the first date? Would you kiss me during sex? Do you think I would be good in bed? Scale of 1-10? Would you use me as a booty call? Can I use you as a booty call? Can we take pictures of the act? How long would we have sex? Would you tell your friends about me? Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?
Cher - Gypsies, Tramps & Thieves ( Wish I Looked Like Her :-( )
It is only the artificial ego that suffers. The man who has transcended his false 'me' no longer identifies with his suffering. - Fingers Pointing Toward the Moon by Wei Wu Wei
Wensday September 19, 2007
In the words of the great musician beck " today has been a fucked up day!" -NEWS FLASH 10:25 PM: Yes, I know, I'm running late... I'm gonna try to make up for it though. -NEWS FLASH 10:27 PM: OUCH! Dani! Dont poke me! -NEWS FLASH 10:30 PM: Leading scientists have some new findings to share with the general public... they are as follows: Ya can't roller skate in a buffalo herd Ya can't roller skate in a buffalo herd Ya can't roller skate in a buffalo herd But you can be happy if you've a mind to Ya can't take a shower in a parakeet cage Ya can't take a shower in a parakeet cage Ya can't take a shower in a parakeet cage But you can be happy if you've a mind to All ya gotta do is put your mind to it Knuckle down, buckle down, do it, do it, do it Well, ya can't go a-swimmin' in a baseball pool Ya can't go swimmin' in a baseball pool Ya can't go swimmin' in a baseball pool But you can be happy if you've a mind to Ya can't change film with a kid on your back Ya can
When I'm with you, eternity is a step away, my love continues to grow, with each passing day. This treasure of love, I cherish within my soul, how much I love you... you'll never really know. You bring a joy to my heart, I've never felt before, with each touch of your hand, I love you more and more. Whenever we say goodbye, whenever we part, know I hold you dearly, deep inside my heart. So these seven words, I pray you hold true, "Forever And Always, I Will Love You."
You Still Have Hope!
You Still Have Hope If you can look at the sunset and smile, then you still have hope. If you can find beauty in the colors of a small flower, then you still have hope. If you can find pleasure in the movement of a butterfly, then you still have hope. If the smile of a child can still warm your heart, then you still have hope. If you can see the good in other people, then you still have hope. If the rain breaking on a roof top can still lull you to sleep, then you still have hope. If the sight of a rainbow still makes you stop and stare in wonder, then you still have hope. If the soft fur of a favored pet still feels pleasant under your fingertips, then you still have hope. If you meet new people with a trace of excitement and optimism, then you still have hope. If you give people the benefit of a doubt, then you still have hope. If you still offer your hand in friendship to others that have touched your life, then you still have hope. If
Real Friendship
True Friendship (With none of that Sissy Crap!!!!) Are you tired of those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship. You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card- just the stone cold truth of our friendship. 1 When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you that way. 2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid. 4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get. 5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining. 6. When you are confused -- I will use little words. 7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want to catch whatever you have. 8. W
Coping With Change
So I find out last minute that I don't have work today. Fine. I go through a list in my head of things that I can get finished today because I always have tons of those. After eliminating the ones that that require the most effort, usually the ones that need to be done the most, I narrow it down to either a) doing my laundry or b) doing my laundry. After some deliberation I go with b) doing my laundry. Now, I am a shrewd little bastard and I devised a system for getting laundry done for free. During the course of the week I collect all my spare change and when I have to do laundry I cash it in, bring my clothes to the laundromat and have them do it for me. I say it's free because change doesn't really exist for me once I complete a purchase. If something costs me, let's say, $10.23 in my mind it costs me $11. I give the cashier a ten and a single and the rest disappears into my pocket. It slowly builds up into a huge, annoying heap until one day when I'm getting ready for work I re
I'm having blast withdrawls lmao. Maybe next payday I'll buy myself another one.
The Sex.
Hey everybody. I am in Rogerlee's comment crave contest so come show me some love and bomb me.... MWAH!!!
This Is Old
You know, I have really enjoyed this site thoroughly. Lately, however, it's getting ridiculous. I got out of a certain situation because friends were involved as well as people I don't know, care for or respect. I have too much drama in my day-to-day to get it here too. I come to hang with friends and have fun. I very rarely share my home life with any of you and I ALWAYS try to keep it light, out of respect for others whom may also be enjoying themselves. This is BS. I just don't FEEL like it anymore. It has to stop somewhere. There is soooo much hatred in this world. Why add to it? It just doesn't make sense. It's ridiculous. Friends going after friends... for what? Because someone was in a bad mood one night and had eyes rolled at her? I'm taking my time to get better now. I'm not going to think about Fubar. I'm going to relax and get rid of this stuff before it turns into pneumonia. I made peace with friends over these stupid mumms that were posted. I'm out of it. Sorry
My girlfriend is in a contest and I'm trying to get all my friends to help her out. 1 rate=10 points and 1 comment=1 point. Please please please go rate her and comment or even bomb for me! Here's the link to her blog that tells you what to do! Thanks bunches!
Girls, Girls, Ghouls From The Mora Devoura Show
So I was bored and over at a friends house last week. Figured id cyber. It was pretty good I guess. Here it is: bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight? BritneySpears14: Aight. bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah. BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja. bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat. BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up. bloodninja: Me too baby. BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest. bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman. BritneySpears14: Hey... bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite. BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it. bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness. BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous. bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
Kate Monster.. Lmfao
Strange, Huh??
1. Isn't it strange how a 20 dollar bill seems like such a large amount when you donate it to church, but such a small amount when you go shopping? 2. Isn't it strange how 2 hours seem so long when you're at church, and how short they seem when you're watching a good movie? 3. Isn't it strange that you can't find a word to say when you're praying, but you have no trouble thinking what to talk about with a friend? 4. Isn't it strange how difficult and boring it is to read one chapter of the Bible, but how easy it is to read 100 pages of a popular novel or ZANE GREY book? 5. Isn't it strange how everyone wants front-row-tickets to concerts or games, but they do whatever is possible to sit at the last row in Church? 6. Isn't it strange how we need to know about an event for Church 2-3 weeks before the day so we can include it in our agenda, but we can adjust it for other events at the last minute? 7. It Is
Just to let everyone know, I have stepped down as head DJ for Magnum Radio-I did it because of a few things-but mainly I did it for my dad-he has gotten himself into a financial bind and now i have to work full time-he has been upset with me because I spend way too much time on here-and I've always said that family comes FIRST-no matter what-I have been dealing with alot of BS at home for awhile-which has been hard on me emotionally-ya'll are my friends and I didnt want to piss anyone off or hurt anyone-cause I would never EVER intentionally do that-and the fact of the matter is, I don't know if im going to keep my net (for the time being) because all that its doing is causing problems-ive been upset over my decision to leave Magnum-Ive agonized over it for a while now-but it had to be done-and now to address the other issue-yes, I dj at another lounge-I was made Head DJ there-but I don't know how long I will be doing that either because of whats going on at home-and I want to apologiz
I sent everyone that helped me in my contest a gift...if I missed you, please let me know...Its hard to remember everyone because there was so many of all are great, watch for my blast!!! I want a screenshot of it if all rock, it was so nice to see so many of my friends show up to help me out...I &hearts you all!!!!!!!! Hugs and kisses to all of you!!!
We Need Bombers
She Only Needs 15,000 There Is No Ending Date As Far As I know there is no ending date she just needs 15,000 comments

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