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Southernness
Southernness Only a Southerner knows the difference between a hissie fit and a conniption fit, and that you don't "HAVE" them, you "PITCH" them. _____ Only a Southerner knows how many fish, collard greens, turnip greens, peas, beans, etc., make up "a mess." _____ Only a Southerner can show or point out to you the general direction of "yonder." _____ Only a Southerner knows exactly how long "directly" is, ... As in: "Going to town, be back directly." _____ Even Southern babies know that "Gimme some sugar" Is not a request for the white, granular sweet substance that sits in a pretty little bowl in the middle of the table. _____ All Southerners know exactly when "by and by" is. They might not use the term, but they know the concept well. _____ Only a Southerner knows instinctively that the best gesture of solace for a neighbor who's got trouble is a plate of hot fried chicken and a big bowl of cold tater salad. If the neighbor's trouble is
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Why do people have high expectations for us Why do they want to change the way we dress or talk or music we listen to They don't know us on the inside all they see is our outer shell What they don't know is we aren't going to change ourselves for someone else People think what they see is what they get That statement is not true at all They don't know us by our personality but our clothes They expect us to do things to change out beliefs and to change the way we act just for one thing We wear jeans and a t-shirt yet they have such high expectations of us and think we can't do it
My Bond
His love and warmth surrounds her even as she begs for mercy, she trusts him with her body knowing he will not ever truly harm her. Yes they go far in there play more so then most, but there love and trust is always there building and growing for all to see. Some call is sick and perverted, but her submission is the greatest gift she can give. He knows and cherishes her the way no other can. Nothing can replace the safe warm feeling she gets as he binds her tightly, and gives her the pain she craves. She soars to the stars above with every stroke of his lash. She knows that he always stops sometimes before she even asks. He knows her body, heart, and soul deeply and true. Only she can let him take the release he needs to face daily life once again. The power she gives him feels him with thrills, her instant obedience a gift without peer. She knows he will always protect her, his cherished pet claimed with his collar and name. Unless you’ve been there, no way can you cond
Whoa.
someone had a crush on me. but not anymore. these crushes are dumb and demoralizing.
My Front
My front : By Riley I wake up, start my day, It takes all that I am…. I just want to see your face, I hide behind these walls that I made, Some that you helped create……. The moments are hard to tame, Tears are hard to misplace…… So I'll put up this front, I will force a smile, You will never know, For you I would go miles, Across the sea, across the sky, There is no limit to my love, Until now…… I cry a lot, do you know? It took all that I am…….I just had to let you go, I hid behind the lies that you told, So many words left cold……. Bitter memories filled with sorrow, You made me feel so low…… So I'll put up this front, I'll try to hide the pain, You will never know, For you my emotions fade, Under my skin without a trace, There was no limit to my love, Until now….. I'll put up this front, I will force a smile, You will never know, For you I would go miles, Across the sea,
Desperate
Desperate By: Riley In this desert we are in, We long for a change, Have we found it in each other? Question…..Do we feel the same? Do we drink from each others smile? And those looks that just amaze? Do we dare, do we care? I'm desperate for love again……. *I think of you I've longed for you Memories of one night Replaying in my head I'm desperate for a change I want to love again…… How we met don't understand, Whether chance or by fate, Have we thought of anyone else? Question…..Do we play this game? Do we strike out from the distance? And find the time to play? Do we dare, do we care? I'm desperate for love again……. *I dream of you I've prayed for you Memories of one night Longing to be real I'm desperate for a change I want to love again…. We possibly can't comprehend How we know each other, It's only been a short while, Question…..Do we even bother? Do
Simple Erotic
The Pink Sweater Her sweater was the color of the inner lip of a seashell - soft pale pink that invoked thoughts of whispered sex under a shady palm, and he found himself drifting for just a moment. She was reading the latest bestseller, her chin tilted slightly inward, her chocolate brown eyes hidden from him under thick dark lashes that dusted her cheeks when she blinked with each turn of page. His eyes moved down to the tanned patch of belly exposed just above where her faded jeans buttoned, and the sight made him shiver to imagine pressing his lips there, to kiss the warm and exotic feel of her. He set his own book down and stretched his legs, his thighs straining against the flannel pajama bottoms, his excitement barely hidden, and he wanted her this very moment more than he had ever wanted her. She looked up from her book suddenly, as if she sensed his arousal, gave him the kind of slow smile that made the hairs on the back of his neck dance, and when her gaze lower
For She Is His Breathless Dream
Images of her pass behind closed lids Murmurs of lustful thoughts silently escape Her shadowed form approaches him confident Slender waist flared hips Strong calves Thick thighs Delicate hands eyes of ocean depth Soft skin like rose petal velvet Delicious like warm honey fresh and sweet Lips inviting he moves to her Her arms wrap around his Neck her face so unforgettable he has seen her so many times before this encounter Felt her warm and tender touch Heard her sugared words and pleasured sighs Again they embrace, the passion fizzles Flames burst between them the urge so hot Skin beading with sweat as pleasure approaches Moving together as one hearts pounding Cries of delight amid silence Ecstasy slowly finds its way through the veins Of lovers met in darkness and imagination She reaches climax and he finally releases his They both cry out inaudible names Feeling everything so intensely always it is as if it were the first time Alwa
Lazy
I am a single mother of two. Same father we once where madly in love & happily married but well that being said. I am now single working 40 hours & starting college tomorrow evening. A friend of mine recently left her husband. She left her 28 hour a week job as a waitress to tend bar 8 hours a week at a little dive. No reason more than other than being a bartender sounds better than Im a waitress. She has a 5 yo daughter, and has applied for every type of financial aid under the sun. She is now recieving food stamps, Husky for both her & her child, financial assistance & applying for section 8. I dont see how she could live with herself being just so god damned lazy. We are supporting her & her daughter while she refuses to get a fulltime job or at least educate herself to get a better job. I am the only one who finds this wrong? I think that she is making single mothers look bad. She has a new boyfriend even though she just filed for divorce on November 17th. And is planning on
Oops The Typos!
I just wanted to tell you guys not to mind Chris' typing, he is still learning, I cant do everything!
Pain
The pain i feel is stabbing in my heart The pain i feel its just a start Somethings draggin me down deep into nothingness A war is waging inside my head and my heart Riping me into peices tearing me apart I try so hard but nothing seems to help How do you stop the pain the heartach the hurt How do you make it all just go away Digging deep within my soul i try to find the answers to what i did to deserve this pain What did i do wrong? I ask myself did i not love her enough did i not be there enough Great Goddess above please guide my broken heart and show me the way! As i will it So mote it be!
Grrrr!
Tonight, I am somewhat sad and irritated, but life goes on, eh? I've come to realize that I truly do envy those who possess apathy. Not that it matters at the moment, mind you. I do hope you'll all forgive me for the tone of this post, but if not, I'd suggest you simply refrain from reading it. I'm going to run off at the mouth for a bit. I think it's about time that I get some of it out of my system. I don't always feel like smiling. It gets on my nerves that people take exception to any expression other than a smile when it's plastered to my face. I don't always have to smile, people. I don't always have to be cheerful. Yes, it does help and it is pleasant, but I promise that I'll bleed if you cut me. For those of you who are stuck on the "huh" aspect of that sentence, I'm merely saying I'm human. As such, I'm prone to experience a full range of emotions. I was going to go on about some other things,but I'm tired and to be honest, I don't feel like expressing myself
Life Lessons Pt2 - Pickup In The Rain
One night, at 11:30 p.m., an older African American woman was standing on the side of an Alabama highway trying to endure a lashing rainstorm. Her car had broken down and she desperately needed a ride. Soaking wet, she decided to flag down the next car. A young white man stopped to help her, generally unheard of in those conflict-filled 60s.. The man took her to safety, helped her get assistance and put her into a taxicab. She seemed to be in a big hurry, but wrote down his address and thanked him. Seven days went by and a knock came on the man's door. To his surprise, a giant console color TV was delivered to his home. A special note was attached.. It read: "Thank you so much for assisting me on the highway the other night. The rain drenched not only my clothes, but also my spirits. Then you came along. Because of you, I was able to make it to my dying husband's bedside just before he passed away... God bless you for helping me and unselfishly serving others."
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Pj Contest
First I would like to thanks all the people that have helped in so far in the PJ Contest... At the moment I am in the lead with comments... However, the contest is also judged on ratings... I am way behind on ratings... So, if you have any time, could you please stop by and at least rate my picture if you don't have time to place any comments... Your help would be greatly appreciated... If you have helped me in the contest, and I have not sent you a thank you, please, please let me know by sending me a private message... I truly appreciate your help in this contest... Kisses... Carrie
Pass It On!!!
Come with me to a third grade classroom..... There is a nine-year-old kid sitting at his desk and all of a sudden, there is a puddle between his feet and the front of his pants are wet. He thinks his heart is going to stop because he cannot possibly imagine how this has happened. It's never happened before, and he knows that when the boys find out he will never hear the end of it. When the girls find out, they'll never speak to him again as long as he lives. The boy believes his heart is going to stop; he puts his head down and prays this prayer, "Dear God, this is an emergency! I need help now! Five minutes from now I'm dead meat." He looks up from his prayer and here comes the teacher with a look in her eyes that says he has been discovered. As the teacher is walking toward him, a classmate named Susie is carrying a goldfish bowl that is filled with water. Susie trips in front of the teacher and inexplicably dumps the bowl of water in the boy's lap. The boy pretends
Israel's President To Be Indicted On Rape, Abuse Of Power Charges
Please Rate This Blog Israel's President to Be Indicted on Rape, Abuse of Power Charges 23 Jan 2007 Israel's attorney general notified President Moshe Katsav on Tuesday that he plans to indict him on charges of rape and abuse of power, a stunning accusation against the country's ceremonial head of state. http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,245883,00.html
Kissy Kissy
kissy kissybeen kissed:yes & often kissed someone:yes kissed someone of the same sex:yes kissed someone NOT on the lips:yes & loved it been kissed NOT on the lips:yes & loved this too kissed on a bed:yes kissed in some ones room:yes kissed in ur room:yes did a kiss lead to more:yes yes & yes did u slap someone for kissing u:nope should have though did u get slaped for kissing someone:never kissed on a roof top:yes kissed on the cheek:yes kissed in the rain:yes (hehehe) kissed in a pool:yes (does a hottub count???) Take this survey | Find more surveysBzoink - The Original Survey Site
Hi Everyone
i will be posting comments soon i am sorry i had 2 members go but as a friend says real friends dont leave peoples profiles.etc. i am seriously busy and can't be on 24/7 so i hope people can understand.bye
White Emotion
Its snowing again, later this year then when I first began but its still there. I'm freezing on the outside, but colder on the in, I cross my fingers and hope "Not this year, lets have it different from the one when it was so clear, before my path derailed, little was clear." These couples hugging and kissing more and more as valentine's day gets near. I'd drink myself to sleep, have dreams crying for help, but noone would hear me. In reality, I was two sided, it still exists this fear, this year. As each couple gets lovey dovey I scowl in hate, in anger and everything I loath. The weakness they have from each other, to love, to hug, to be lovers. So I call him an asshole, and wait, he gets ready to come my way and meet his fate, his girlfriend calls him back and says "Leave him baby, its ok". On the inside, he'd love to fight me, if he did I'd win, in spite of it all. I could fight your man, make him drop & fall. I could be that asshole.
Beer And Politics
Subject: History Lesson : Beer & Politics Humans originally existed as members of small bands of nomadic hunters/gatherers. They lived on deer in the mountains during the summer and would go to the coast and live on fish and lobster in the winter. The two most important events in all of history were the invention of beer and the invention of the wheel. The wheel was invented to get man to the beer. These were the foundation of modern civilization and together were the catalyst for the splitting of humanity into two distinct subgroups: 1. Liberals 2. Conservatives. Once beer was discovered, it required grain and that was the beginning of agriculture. Neither the glass bottle nor aluminum can were invented yet, so while our early humans were sitting around waiting for them t o be invented, they just stayed close to the brewery. That's how villages were formed. Some men spent their
Cry ~ Faith Hill
If I had just one tear Running down your cheek Maybe I could cope Maybe I'd get some sleep If I had just one moment at your exspense Maybe all my misery Would be well spent...yeaaaa Could you cry a little Lie just a little Pretend that your feeling a little more pain I gave now I'm wanting Something in return So cry just a little for me If your love could be caged, honey, I would hold the key And conceal it underneath the pile of lies you handed me And you'd hunt and those lies They'd be all you'd ever find And that'd be all you'd have to know For me to be fine And you'd cry a little Die just a little And baby I would feel just a little less pain I gave now I'm wanting Something in return So cry just a little for me Give it up baby I hear your goodbye Nothin's gonna save me I see it in your eyes Some kind of heartache Darlin give it a try I don't want pity I just want what is mine Yeah.. Could you cry a little
Back At One ~ Brian Mcknight
It’s undeniable that we should be together It’s unbelievable, how I used to say that I’d fall never The basis is need to know If you just don’t know how I feel Then let me show you that now I’m for real If all the things in time, time will reveal Yeah 1 - one, you’re like a dream come true Two, just wanna be with you Three, girl it’s plain to see That you’re the only one for me and Four, repeat steps one through three Five, make you fall in love with me If ever I believe my work is done Then I’ll start back at one (yeah) It’s so incredible, the way things work themselves out And all emotional, once you know what it’s all about, hey And undesirable, for us to be apart I never would’ve made it very far ’cause you know you got the keys to my heart ’cause... Repeat 1 Say farewell to the dark of night I see the coming of the sun I feel like a little child, whose life has just begun You came and breathed new life into this lonely heart of mine You threw out
Catch-phrase
Lauria's Sexual Catch-Phrase is... "Do you feel lucky... Punk?" 'What is your sexual catchphrase? at QuizUniverse.com
Life, Just Something To Think About... Comment The Damn Thing...
What would you do if you had $100,000? Would you give any to charity? If you said you would, you are flat out lying. Noone would. Let's face it, America, as is the rest of the world, is filled with needless suffering, yet we as fellow humans, though we can help, we just don't. I try. I'm out with friends, someone asks for help, so I reach in my pocket and give what I can. My friends look at me in disgust. "You know you're going to hell, right?" I ask, why? "You just bought that guys crack..." What the person choses to do with the money is not what matters. What does matter is that you were kind enough to give. I'm a good samaritan by nature. When someone is in need, I go out of my way to help them out. Take, for instance, this summer, I was on my way to the strip to fill out applications. I was walking and I came across two brothers. Their car had a flat, and I knew someone who had a jack nearby. So, I ran up the hill to fetch the jack, but as it turns out, they to
Rant: The Rules Of Breaking Up
RANT: The Rules of Breaking Up -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: 2006-01-20, 5:33PM PST There seems to have been some confusion regarding division of property and space since we have broken up. YOU, hereafter referred to as the Dumper, do not retain the same rights to such things as ME, hereafter referred to as the Dumpee. Clearly the Dumpee has been wronged (except in certain situations, see Section 1(b) below), and thus retains more rights than the Dumper. To clarify, I have assembled a crack legal team to outline this document, so that you will quit being a complete and total prick. Actually, not all of these things apply to us, but for the sake of friends, family, and members of the general public who have also been Dumped, I’ve included other situations. This document applies only to those relationships that involved terms such as “boyfriend” and “girlfriend,” not couples who have taken that long argumentative road-
Time Has Gone
time has gone by the past is the past a true friendship tho is sure to last lose a connection you felt was your soul thought you had lost that which is your whole they say that if you love someone set them free if it comes back yours forever it will be in this i lost faith and had moved on i thought then when needed most from heaven your brought a moment of silence time to explore a moment apart when you walked out the door everything in life is just as should be even tho you werent here with me you stayed free i thought you had left me i wasnt for you but i know now that just wasnt true i needed to grow and explore my soul i needed to be me and find my whole you came in my path and gave me a smile the anger i felt long gone after awhile you gave me the knowledge to know my soul you gave me the right to be alone yet still whole friendship first was always the rule that friendship we had my
Hmmm..odd..
As some of you know, I have 3 beautiful daughters. All unique in their own way, but I love them all the same. Tonight I was sitting here doin the mommy thing when I heard something outside. I went to look and found 3 adorable little puppies on my porch. I dont know where they came from or how they got there but they were cold and hungry..and did I mention, sooooooo cute?? I did what any good mommy would do, I fed them. I wanted to bring them inside but thought maybe the mom would come back and miss them, so I left them out there and they went under the porch. At 1am I decided to go check and see if they were still there, and feed them again. I broke down and brought them in. No, I dont need 3 puppies, or even 1 puppy, but I HAD to do it!! I was thinking to myself, if my 3 kids were for some reason on someones porch freezing and hungry, I would hope they'd be taken care of, so I brought them in and made them chicken lol. As I was putting them where they will sleep for the night, I n
January 24, 2007: Surge Protectors
Those who oppose an increase in troops in [Iraq], like most Democrats and a few Republicans. Democrats who have jumped in to run for President in [2008] want to prevent Bush from sending 20,000 more kids to Iraq. They are the surge protectors.
This Is For Razor!!!!!((( I Got 4 More Hrs To Go In The No Men Contect For 24 Hrs )))) I Am Winning Bitch Hahha
in 4 hr i am gunna go cock hungry live it up now chica.... cause ur so losing!!! told u i could go 24 hrs but no i didnt belive me hahha... btw did u see the hotties in that video mmmmmmmmm yeah when i think about it makes me wanna touch myself... w000t w00t!!!!
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I Am That Man
i am that man u want and u know u do and u want it for all tme and i would love to put my arms around u again and make love to u and have u back the way i met u hun and would give up the world for u. i would die for would love u for all time hun and u are the one i want for all time and love u with all my heart and soul and will hand u whatever i can hun
Kid Contest Updates!
~~ Okay Everybody I'm doing a kid contest again~~ So send me your pic of a kid doesn't have to be your kid,Just a kid and i'll add him or her to the contest! Runs From 1/24 thur 1/30 1st Kid...... 2nd Kid...... 3rd Kid...... 4th Kid...... 5th Kid...... comments + rates = score Please remember you can comment bomb your own pic and rate it also! thanks everybody Maria click the pic to send the link! ~~Going To Be A Grandma On 08/22/07..Angel Family Founder~~@ CherryTAP
Spell To Communicate With Someone
Light a blue candle. Write a personal, positive, and meaningful letter to someone you desire to contact. Burn the letter in the candle flame (careful!). As it burns, visualize the person's face and the goal or message you want to send. Toss some thyme, yarrow, or cinnamon on the burned letter. Concentrate on what manner you hope to receive their response. Pick up the remains and scatter the ashes and herbs to the wind. (Also: Do NOT attempt to use this spell to communicate with the dead.)
Be Healthy And Eat Less
Be Healthy and Eat Less Time of month: Sunset on a Waning Moon (moving from the full to the new moon) Tools: * yellow candle with holder * rose petals * lavender oil * small garnets * carnelian or turquoise stone * small jar with lid or plastic bag that seals * picture of yourself healthy. Charge yellow candle with desired goal and place in holder . As you light the candle, visualize yourself passing on second helpings of food, small portions on your plate and looking healthy and physically fit. Charge rose petals, oil and stones. Sprinkle petals around candle, again visualize your goal. Place the charged garnet stones and a few drops of oil into the jar or bag. [A baby food sized jar might work well.] As you do this visualize again. Then pick up the petals and place them into the jar or bag also. Seal the jar or bag and say: "By this jar/bag of powered oil, petals and stones, it will bring me courage and help me meet my goal to not eat or snack as much and
Intension (tool)
Pure as we begin Pure as we come in Pure as we begin Pure by will alone Pure as we begin Here we have a stone Gather, place, [erase, so / a razor] Shelter turned to home Pure as we begin Here we have a stone Throw to stay the stranger Swore to crush his bones Move by will alone Spark becomes a flame Flame becomes a fire Light the way or warm this Hope we occupy Spark becomes a flame Flame becomes a fire Forge a blade to slay the stranger Take whatever we desire Move by will alone Pure as we begin Pure as we begin Move by will alone Leave as we come in Pure as light, return to one Move by will alone
Invisibility Spell
Invisibility is a term that is easily misunderstood. No, you cannot make a magical potion that you drink and *bing* become invisible. Sorry. But this spell will make you seem invisible to people. Sometimes it's nice you don't want attention or if you just want to be left alone. If you want to be invisible to others- that is, people will look right past you like you aren't there (but if you punch them or something, they'll still see ya, sorry) try this. Close your eyes and imagine a sphere of white light around you. Then imagine that the light starts to get blurry. It then takes on the colors and shapes of the environment around you. You fade into the light, becoming a part of it, until you completely disappear into the camouflage of the circle of light around you. I've done this and tried to talk to people and they didn't even see me until I physically touched them, then they would just like- jump- like holy crap, how would you get there? And normally, I'm a very noticeable pe
Takin A....
break! Might be gone for a bit :) Time to get back to reality n fix stuff lol Hope y'all have a gd one :) Much ♥
Two Election Workers Were Convicted Wednesday Of Rigging A Recount Of The 2004 Presidential Election
* Very Important - Please Rate This Blog * Two election workers were convicted Wednesday of rigging a recount of the 2004 presidential election Ohio election workers convicted of rigging '04 presidential recount 24 Jan 2007 Two election workers were convicted Wednesday of rigging a recount of the 2004 presidential election to avoid a more thorough review in Ohio's most populous county. Ohio gave President [sic] Bush the electoral votes he needed to defeat Democratic Sen. John Kerry in the close 'election' [2nd GOP coup d'etat] and hold on to the White House in 2004. http://www.signonsandiego.com/news/nation/20070124-1508-electionworkers-trial.html
Sexy Mans Chest Contest Winners Are.....
~~ Sexy Mans Chest Contest Winners are......~~ 1st Place...... Wins Men's Bracelet and Dozen Roses with 425 comments 2nd Place is.......Shot of Jack Daniels ANd Dozen Roses with 142 comments I want to thank the guys for making this an okay contest....lol Thanks Maria
The Miles Between Us
The many miles between us makes me sad and blue can't wait 'til we're together I'm really missing you In my dreams you're with me holding me real tight whispering words of comfort saying things will be alright The morning sun awakes me another day begins my mind begins to wander with thoughts of you again I imagine you here beside me reality brings a tear my days drag on without you I long to hold you near My love for you is burning I need your tender touch thoughts of you bring sadness I'm missing you so much... "Life is not a problem to be solved, but a gift to be enjoyed" Keep Smiling
They
They fought, she screamed. They hated him, and wanted to be, but he played a small role in that family. When one split, they broke, things went wrong and the other would choke. Scared of how things would change, where they would be, would they stay the same? Time showed them change, and soon they all did.They changed for good, but sometimes they felt regret. One became a man, and one went to school, one gained brothers, a mentor and a philosophical view. One worked hard to get where he is, and one is defended by the brother who is the youngest kid. One still wonders about how it'll turn out, one knows it'll work out. One felt heartbreak, and one was never cautious on the chances he decided to make.
Wild Stream Of Emotions
River of emotion Stream that flows ceaselessly Down through every tributary She gathers momentum Coursing the plains That had been left untapped Filling and reaching the farthest extreme The point where souls meet… Unify and identify With her dance of lively sparkling bubbles She tries so longingly to engage The stillness of the quiet pool To feed it, to evoke its desire to flow Encourage and urge it to remember Just how good it used to be Swirling and twirling Dropping down rapids Touching bodies of foreign matter Brushing past boulders Feeling the warmth of the midday sun Hiding in the coolness of a gentle stream When night skies reflected upon With her brilliant resplendent jewels Lucent orb casting her magical glow She tries to encourage it to flow It lays still and so silent… unmoving Will it refuse to merge? Failing to blend With crystallized emotions Or substance To remain forever… Trapped in its dark abyss?
The Thirsting Heart For You
This love within, Arduous to contain. Impossible to control, the passion I feel. Wanting to shout it, from mountain tops. Express it from beneath, oceans vast. The joy, sheer ecstasy….. Pulsating. Taking me to heights, Of pleasures undiscovered, Sensualism unexplored, Oh sweetheart My heart thirsts for you, Only you can stir, Emotions long forgotten, You take with it, my peace, I lose myself in realms of desire, Float on wings of sensuous dreams, Wrapped in the breath of your love, I am engulfed in contentment, Intoxicated with passion, My waves roll upon you, my shore. You are my moon, My shining star, My rising and setting sun, Your name upon my lips, You’re the fire burning…. Until dawn!
Jc .. And Im Going To Mi In March
Jc got 20 day hole time[[ moved to another PC ewwwah]] got 20$$ taken for the write ups. his radio, headphones stamps and some other things were stolen off of him...And hes not allowed calls or visits until after the 15th. alotta bullshit.. over stupid shit.. GAH.. Annoying, and im leaving March 7th for miCHIGAN.. WOO.. FOR AT least 3 to 4 maybe more, months.. o0o
Wtf Is Wrong With Amber?
Ok so some of you are wondering where I've been and why I havent been my normally attentive friend. I promise I am not mad at any of you, and I still love all of you. (some more than others)I've just had some really bizarre drama recently in my life. Long story short, my best friend is with my ex (my daughters father) and they have decided they want my first born. Call me Naive, but I totally did not see this coming. I expect stupidity to this degree from him, hes always been a special kinda stupid, but from her? It's unreal. I don't care that they are doing each other, he wasnt really that good anyway, so no loss there, but my kid?? I dont think so! Now, I know all my rights, and I know I can kick his ass, but it doesnt make the process any less scary, nor does it make the reality that I wasted 12 years on a friendship on a (insert really nasty cuss words here) for nothing, any less hurtful, so if I seem to be in my own little world..I dont hate you. I might even let you in if you a
Norman Vincent Price
Who decides whether you shall be happy or unhappy? You do! -- Norman Vincent Price
White People
White People Someone else besides me finally said it. how many are actually paying attention to this? There are African Americans, Mexican Americans, Asian Americans, Arab Americans, Native Americans, etc. and then there are just Americans. Some pass me on the street and sneer in my direction. You call me "White boy," "Cracker," "Honkey," "Whitey," "Caveman" and that's OK. But when I call you, Nigger, Kike, Towelhead, Sand-nigger, camel Jockey, Beaner, Gook, or Chink you call me a racist. You say that whites commit a lot of violence against you, so why are the ghettos the most dangerous places to live? You have the United Negro College Fund. You have Martin Luther King Day. You have Black History Month. You have Cesar Chavez Day. You have Yom Hashoah You have Ma'uled Al-Nabi You have the NAACP. You have BET. If we had WET(White Entertainment Television) we'd be racists. If we had a White
The Law Is The Law
THE LAW IS THE LAW This is one of the better e-mails I have received in a long time! I hope this makes its way around the USA several times over!!!!! So Be It! THE LAW IS THE LAW So if the US government determines that it is against the law for the words "under God" to be on our money, then, so be it. And if that same government decides that the "Ten Commandments" are not to be used in or on a government installation, then, so be it. And since they already have prohibited any prayer in the schools, on which they deem their authority, then so be it. I say, "so be it," because I would like to be a law abiding US citizen. I say, "so be it," because I would like to think that smarter people than I are in positions to make good decisions. I would like to think that those people have the American Publics' best interests at heart. BUT, YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE I'D LIKE? Since we can't pray to God, can't Trust in God and cannot Post His Commandments in
Back To Indian Golden Coasts
My company has a division which is involved in rebuilding Condos on the Indian east and west Coast. That has afforded me the opportunity to visit often and inspect the progress. Fortunately for me, one of the nicer buildings has been restored and is available for my trips. Also fortunately for me, she has ample occasions to travel to the beach. I try to help her out with expenses by sharing my unlimited access to the Condo. This weekend our trips coincided giving me the opportunity to mix business with pleasure. We met in the late afternoon. My business was completed and she was coming in from a day of lounging in the sun. When we kissed I could taste the sun on her lips. She was warm, salty, and sensuous. Our kiss lasted for what seemed like hours while our hands started exploring each other. At some point I removed her top and had access to her firm warm breasts. Each nipple was begging for attention as I squeezed one while sucking on the other. Low moans came from her throat and
Emotions ~ Mariah Carey
You've got me feeling emotions Deeper than I've ever dreamed of You've got me feeling emotions Higher than the heavens above I feel good, I feel nice I've never felt so satisfied Thank the Lord I'm alive Entoxicated, flying high It feels like a dream When you touch me tenderly I don't know if it's real But I like the way I feel inside You've got me feeling emotions Deeper than I've ever dreamed of You've got me feeling emotions Higher than the heavens above In the morning when I rise You are the first thing on my mind And in the middle of the night I feel your heart beat Next to mine It feels like a dream When you love me tenderly I don't know if you're for real But I like the way I feel inside You've got me feeling emotions Deeper than I've ever dreamed of You've got me feeling emotions Higher than the heavens above You know the way to make me lose control When you're looking into my eyes You make me feel so hig
Gummy Bear Dance
Gummy Bear Dance 2
Offended
i think i'm highly offended the no one has used the cherry crush tolll to have a crush on me. i mean jeez, am i really that crappy? :P by the way, i think my hamster is going to live... yes, everyone rejoice that my tiny being will continue to be.
Today Has Passed
Whatever it held of good or evil is now woven into the inevitable pattern of life. I cannot recall one unkind word, nor retrace one foolish step. The tapestry is woven. I might look at the pattern and regret the threads of selfishness, the ravelings of hate, but I cannot remove them, for they are now a lasting part that holds together the weavings of today. I may search for a thread of human kindness, may look for a touch of love and beauty to give color to my drab design, but if I did not weave them in my gleanings of today, I cannot add them. Today has passed. But if tomorrow comes, it will offer me a clean and empty loom, and fresh strands of hope and faith. Perhaps then I can weave a lovelier pattern, with less of the gray of care and the purple of pain, and more of the gold of truth, and the blue of trust, and the shimmering white of faith and purity. Perchance I can throw open my mental blinds so that there may be reflected upon my loom more of the sun
Looking For Me
In my life I'm on a quest Not sure if I will pass the test See I'm looking for someone but where can she be Maybe you can help I'm looking for me Wherever I'm at it's hard to find Maybe I should stop and empty my mind I could see the path I need to take Come on me, just give me a break Each step I take I wonder am I hot or cold All right now, this is getting old I'm approaching a fork in the road which way do I go Please help me, me I need to know I know I'm close not sure, if I should quit But life is so hard I just can't do it I must follow my heart for it knows what is right In doing this, it gives me my strength to fight So many times, I thought I figured it out But I was wrong so now I have my doubts Now my heart is getting weak I don't think it will last I need to hurry I have to find myself fast Wait stop I have the answer to my quest In fact, I know I'll pass the test No longer do I need to look for me Because in the end m
January 27, 2007: To The Left
From Beyonce's "Irreplaceable", 1.) Dismissed, dumped, broke off 2.) "Step aside," as in when a person is dumped: means to get out of one's face and life so that a new partner can be established. 3.) Indicating where the door is located, even if it is not actually located to the left -- "To the left" indicates that your exit is expected right fucking now. BF: Baby, it wasn't me with that girl! GF: Ain't got time for your excuses, playa.... to the left.
Claude The Hypnotist
Claude the Hypnotist It was entertainment night at the Senior Center. Claude the hypnotist exclaimed: "I'm here to put you into a trance; I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience." The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat "I want you each to keep your eye on this antique watch. It's a very special watch. It's been in my family for six generations" He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting, "Watch the watch, watch the watch, and watch the watch..." The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light gleaming off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch, until, suddenly, it slipped from the hypnotist's fingers and fell to the floor, shattering into a hundred pieces. "OH SHIT" said the Hypnotist............ ..............It took three days to clean up the Senior Center
Rozen Maiden - Suigintou Pretty And Peaceful
The Hair Dryer
The Hair Dryer A distinguished young woman on a flight from Switzerland asked the Priest beside her, "Father, may I ask a favor?" "Of course. What may I do for you?" "Well, I bought an expensive woman's electronic hair dryer for my mother's birthday that is unopened and well over the Customs limits, and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through Customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?" "I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie." "With your honest face, Father, no one will question you." When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her. The official asked, "Father, do you have anything to declare?" "From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare." The official thought this answer strange, so asked, "And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?" "I have a marvelous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is to date, unused
Bush
CNN News! All the women in the US have shaved their pussys in protest of the war. Their messege 2 the world is * READ OUR LIPS NO MORE BUSH!!!!!!!!!!!
My Writings
Day Dreams of Desires of You I lay here while my mind drifts away dreaming of you. Wanting to have you laying beside me. Desiring to feel your touch, your warmth, your passion. Wanting to feel your hands slowly carress my body. Then ever so gentle your hand brushes up against my face, you lean closer and kiss me ever so passionately. Your kiss fills me with so much more desire within. I am wanting you to fufill me completely. Oh how I am wanting you to make love to me. Very slow and very passionate. My mind still drifting of dreams  and desire of all the things I want to become between us. For one day my dreams will be made into reality. Not till then will I feel the full desire of your passion for now all I have is day dreams.
How Fuckable Am I
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Attractive Test
SO here is another for ya'll to get in your inbox! :) Body: Would you makeout with me me? [] Hell Yea [] Yes [] No [] Maybe Would you sleep with me? [] In an instant! [] Yes [] No [] Maybe--- dont even think about it... Am I attractive? [] Heck no [] hot as Hell [] Fine [] Cute [] Okay [] Ugly! Do you think I'm a virgin? [] Yes [] No [] Don't know I look like.. [] A player [] One time thing [] Next bf/gf [] A friend [] A friend with benefits [] A possibility [] A loser If you saw me for the first time would you talk to me? [] Yes [] No [] maybe Would you rather.. [] Hook up with me [] Cuddle with me [] Date me [] Friends [] Friends with benefits On a scale of 1-10 (10 being the highest), rate me... [] 1 [] 2 [] 3 [] 4 [] 5 [] 6 [] 7 [] 8 [] 9 [] 10 What would you want me to be to you? [] Friend [] Girlfriend/Boyfriend [] Friend with benefits [] Husband/Wife Would you give me a lapdance? [] Hell Yea [] Yes [] No [] Maybe Would
8-26-06 3rd Entry
August 26, 2006, 11:59:pm Why do I want to get thin? My health. If it were not for my pain levels, I wouldn't mind staying fat. Deep down I know I can still be pretty be I fat or be I thin. But the pain, omg it drives me outta my mind. I've spent years with lower back problem because of my work. Too tall for the tables and even over looking my weight, too big chested to lean. Put all that together and you have a screwed up back. I was able to get outta that situation but the damage was done. I've lived with it for 13 years now. Found out that I've now developed arthritis in my spine. Can we say stunned yet relieved. I finally found a doctor that listens to me. Didn't take one look at my fat self and say "Loose weight!." She said women have a harder time loosing wieght. I damned near cried. I still get teary, lmao@myself. With her help, I've finally gotten to where I am not eating pain pills like they are candy. I hate pain pills. I would't take them outside of work unles
Lol
After I just wrote a blog about how great this place is, I get a taste of the not-so-great that seems to be prevailant in this world no matter where we go. I want to let everyone know that I KNOW I am not the most gorgeous female here. I also know how to make friends with some class and dignity instead of showing all of what God gave me for points. Having said that, and this is no offense to my gay friends, I also KNOW that I am not a faggot as one "man" called me while rating my pic a 1. If you didn't like my looks, why even say anything? And by the way, The Rock, I never visited your page to marry you in the first place. Does it make you feel big when you put someone else down? Do you suffer from little man syndrome? Whatever the case may be, I KNOW not to waste my time givin' you those so coveted cherry points in the future. As for all of the nice people I've met here, I'm glad I've met you :) and I'll continue to support you in all of your creativity. CSC
"i Dreamed A Dream"
I once believed in fairy tales. That love was true and never failed. But wisdom comes with such a price. Love was stolen by a thief in the night. I wish I could still believe in fairy tales. About Little Boy Blue and all the fables. But at some time before you die... Reality sets in and you wonder why... You ever believed...
Top Ten Reasons To Go To Work Naked...
TOP TEN REASONS TO GO TO WORK NAKED... 1. Your boss is always yelling, "I wanna see your ass in here by 8:00!" 2. Can take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work on your tan. 3. "I'd love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants." 4. To stop those creepy guys in Marketing from looking down your blouse. 5. You want to see if it's like the dream. 6. So that with a little help from Muzak you can add "Exotic Dancer" to your exaggerated resume. 7. People stop stealing your pens after they've seen where you keep them. 8. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk. 9. Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning. 10. No one steals your chair.
The Life Of Me
theres a face in the mirror which may not be perfect its a complete undefined feeling theres always a tear in the eye there alwyas that pain you may seem happy but your just a drowning wave of life its a streak of sadness your heart beating continuously with all this hurt inside with no relief your mind is drowning your body not moving its all because of you my loving sinsation wanting you there waiting for you you never came now it iwll never be the same
Depressed Yet Again, For A New Reason.
Ok well I feel like one of my friends doesnt even care to talk to me anymore or anything. It is really bothering me, I mean things were all ok till something happend a few weeks ago that got me upset and now its just worse and yeah. I guess its time to just forget about it and maybe not be friends with him so he can be happy. K sorry, just needed to rant. ~Ash~ PS. Hahah there is something else! i noticed i had 2 crushes, and now i dont have any. haha wow this is amazing. I mean they arnt a big deal but umm...well one of them was lets just say and i think i know why he deleted that. Thanks alot.
I Close My Eyes
I close my eyes as you kiss me i leave them closed because i never want to open them and see anything but love i close my eyes when your speaking because when there closed i see the words you are saying as they are secretes between you and me I close my eyes when you hold me i leave them closed because when you hold me tight enough i can feel every thought you think of I close my eyes when i see you but right after i do my eyes automaticly open to see the beauty within you I close my eyes when im all alone just thinking to myself where would i be without you and what would i do id be missing you as i still love you even though your gone
There Is Always Someone On This Planet Willing To Love You For Who You Are
There is always someone on this planet willing to love you for who you are Who wants to love Take care of you Give themselves and everything they have to you Protect you Never judge you Every person has a special someone that they are destined to meet Keep your eyes open Because they are on their way If you have not met them already So open your heart Let the love pour in Because that special someone is on their way.
Summer Breeze Poem
Summer Breeze The summer breeze is back again. The city pools are back in play. So many people just lay in the sun. As if there isn't anything to be done. Is that what summer is just lots of fun? I know I just wait for the summer breeze. For the winter breeze is just to cold to breath. The leaves are green, and the grass is too Waking up in the morning just to see the summer dew. Then the summer breeze awakes again. The grass needs cut, and the house needs painted. That is nothing that the summer breeze can't help do. The breeze is here , but for how long? Another seasons is bound to come along
Sunday Packing
well today i am packing to move sometime this week. I am very happy that i am moving but a little disappointed that my week is going to be packing and moving.I want to rest soetime this week but i can't cause i have other shit to do. I have 4 job interviews this wek to and plus i hav to go for a typing test on tuseday to see if i will get a office job. My man told me to calm down but how can i if all this shit is happening.And over top f all this my son has that bad fucking flu that is flying around and now he is home from school til he is bette and my daughter is going to be staying at her friends house all week so she don't get it to. When shit fly it flies and i am pissed off about it but i have to deal,but how am i suppose to do that?My life sucks of today. I hate this month and the next month to. well guys talk to later on today sometime.
Taxes
TAXES .......................................................................................................................... SOMETHING TO REALLY REFLECT UPON!!!!!!!!!!!! What Happened? At first I thought this was funny... then I realized the awful truth of it. Be sure to read all the way to the end! Tax his land, Tax his bed, Tax the table At which he's fed. Tax his tractor, Tax his mule, Teach him taxes Are the rule. Tax his cow, Tax his goat, Tax his pants, Tax his coat. Tax his ties, Tax his shirt, Tax his work, Tax his dirt. Tax his tobacco, Tax his drink, Tax him if he Tries to think. Tax his cigars, Tax his beers, If he cries, then Tax his tears. Tax his car, Tax his gas, Find other ways To tax his ass Tax all he has Then let him know That you won't be done Till he has no dough. When he screams and hollers, Then tax him some more, Tax him till He's good and sore. Then tax his coffin, Tax his grave, T
The Hotel
THE HOTEL There is a message on my cell from you saying to meet you at our usual place, you tell me when I get there to just come in. I arrive at the hotel room wondering what’s up, we didn’t plan to meet again so soon. I open the door and walk in, the lights are all off, the soft glow a few candles illuminate the dark room. I can hardly see since my eyes have not adjusted to the soft light yet. I feel a warm hand grab mine from behind me it’s you! As if it could ever be any body else. Your naked only wearing long black leather gloves that reach up to your shoulders and a pair of black leather thigh high boots. My cock gets hard instantly! You gently pull me towards you, you whisper in my ear “I love you” we gently press our lips to each others for a moment then you whisper again in my ear “I am going to make your wildest fantasies come true tonight” Your press your soft moist lips to mine again and slip your tongue deep into my mouth. You then gently kiss my ear lobe and lightl
Cool - Learned Two Songs Yesterday!
I try to learn at least one a week - it usually only takes me a few minutes to pick up all the parts, but a few hours of practice to be able to sing and play it (nearly) perfectly - but I had some extra time on my hands yesterday and managed to figure out two: When The Children Cry - White Lion Tears In Heaven - Eric Clapton The first one I do with my 12-string, the second with my nylon-string classical...can't wait to try them out tomorrow night at my open mic gig! Cheers,
This Is A Fun Contest Check It Out
i like to start a new contest. this is how it work. i like to get ten people to show off there favort sports team. can be any sports and dont care how u show it. can be on skin a shirt tattoo or so on. i need ten people to start this up. this should be fun. please let me know if you like to join.
Over-endowed
A guy goes to see the doctor, because he’s been a little too well endowed, shall we say. In fact, it’s 25 inches long. Can’t get any women to have sex with him. No men either, one would think. Anyway, the doctor says there’s nothing he can do medically, but sends him to see a witch that he thinks might be able to help. Witch takes a look at the problem (yikes!) and tells him to go to a particular pond, deep in the forest, and talk to a frog that lives there. "Ask the frog to marry you and each time the frog says no, you’ll be 5 inches shorter." Worth a try, he thinks, and off he dashes into the forest, as anyone in this sort of joke would. Finds the pond and sees the frog on the other side, sitting on a log. "Will you marry me?" he calls to the frog. Frog looks at him, disinterested at best, and calls back, "No." Guy looks down, sure enough, he’s 5 inches shorter. Hey, this is great, he thinks—let’s try that again. "Will you marry me?" he asks the frog. Frog rolls his ey
A Picture Every Day
A Picture Every Day
Photo Booth
Photobooth
An Old Man Goes To The Wizard
An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has been living with for the last 40 years. The Wizard says, "Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you." The old man says without hesitation, "I now pronounce you man and wife."
Purgatory
Purgatory . Walking in a gray winter night Hungary for love , desperate in my flight My soul tattered and warn My head hangs low. not to see the eyes Of others laughing at me in there cruel glow I Failed in love and life . Wishing for a rope to end this strife Bitter at my self . with her gone. She’s with some one else. Wishing my feeling she could feel as her own. Finding only my self hear by the phone needing to Conveying my feelings but her heart is long gone. I wonder if she Evan herd a word that I had to say? Killing me in inch day by day. As she go’s to find another for play did she ever care what I felt any way? The respect I was shown in front of others that night left cuts and welts upon me the eternal bleeding this day. As she walked away with other for play Was I just one more notch on her belt or just something to fill the day? Her pleasure is to give me a verbal belt. Keeping me holding on to see if I felt ? will I bust ? and give u
The Brazen Wal-mart Greeter! Lol..
A loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walks into Wal-Mart with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. She's dressed in dirty jeans, a greasy t-shirt with holes in it and wearing flip-flops exposing her cracked and filthy toenails. When she yells at the kids, she exposes her yellowed, crooked teeth with more than a few missing. The Wal-Mart Greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Wal- Mart. Nice children you've got there. Are they twins?" The ugly woman stops screaming long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't! The oldest one, he's 9 and the younger one, she's 7. Why the Hell would you think they're twins? D'you really think they look alike?" "No," replies the greeter, "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice!"
Sunday January 28, 2007
3am~ Ok so I am a little pshyco I wanted to go home To get clothes since I will be here at my friends house for two weeks or whatever watching her little boy, heelping her study, helping her son with hom work, getting him off to school, ect.... Anyway! I walked out side took my first step fine, took my second step and flew down the rest hitting my butt, my lower back and my head,even scraped my leg! What dose my friedns do laugh.......Nice right wrong!!! Then they ask are u ok!!?? I was in like siclent because I couldn't beleave what happend.... Well I was ok except a head ache and I took something for it and woke up the nex day ok.... Thank good it was no more the six or seven steps..... And I didn't crack my head open!!!
Judas Is Rising
this artist has been away from her computer working on some cosmic art projects. i've checked in to CT a few times... but mainly i haven't really been on much. for anyone who saw my status as "on tap" or something, but didn't get a response from me, my appologies... CT works in mysterious ways. i'm greatly affected by the people i choose to allow in my alchemical bubble. I use the net to excersize my spidey senses, as well inspiration & further dedication towards "the art." i need to send a SPECIAL THANK YOU out; THANK YOU - Luda, who invited me to CT in the first place. A cosmic messenger if there ever was one. THANK YOU - Hatcherbee, single-handedly renewed my faith in "crafty" females. I kinda can't believe how much of a difference it makes to find a peer who is encouraging instead of being envious, self absorbed as fuck & petty. Plus i have a weakness for sexy mamas. THANK YOU - Staz, who really has no idea how lucky i feel about crossing paths w/ hi
To All My Friends
I HOPE YOU ALL HAVE A GREAT WEEK
A Story
Han and Lo, the Silent Sentinels, were the tallest among the Magiro mountains. It was once said they were the body guards of the Gods, and that Han and Lo were made into mountains to watch over the lands. Long ago a village had been built into a nook at the foot of the two mountains. Once a healthy community, it was abandoned some centuries ago. Now the little village had become a temporary respite for criminals, exiles and vagabonds. Mist clung to empty streets and vacant homes strangled by overgrowth. So dense was the shadow of the mountains that the twinkle of the stars above were swallowed up, plunging the skeleton of a community into darkness. Light broke the oppressive murk in the back of the village in the form of a single torch flickering in opposition to the night's chill. Two figures stood within the torch light. Both wore the traditional garb of the ninja on a night mission, their identities hidden beneath the matching masks. One was lanky, with a long torso and shorte
Day 1 Of My Public Journal
YEAH THIS OUTTA BE INTERESTING.... WELL I GOT OFF WORK AT 7 THIS MORNIN, ITS COLD AS HELL OUTSIDE AND SNOWING. MY CAR DOOR IS FROZEN SHUT, IM TIRED, COLD AND PISSED. I FINALLY GOT IN, LET IT WARM UP AND START HOME. ONCE AGAIN PA'S FINEST DRIVERS PULLS OUT IN FRONT OF ME, ALMOST MAKAES ME CRASH INTO HER. GRRRRRRRRRRRR...(ANGER MANAGEMENT 101..IS WHAT I KEEP TELLIN MYSELF) SO I TAKE A DEEP BREATH REGAIN MY SENSES. I GO HOME. WHAT WAITS FOR ME IS MORE PRECIOUS THAN ANYTHING I COULD EVER IMAGINE. A 3 FT TALL TERRORIST WITH THE MOST BEAUTIFUL SMILE I EVER SEEN, AND THE MOST SPECIAL HUGZ. SHE IS GONNA BE 3 FEB 9TH, SHE ASKS FOR HER DAD ALL THE TIME BUT SHE IS NOT OLD ENOUGH TO UNDERSTAND WHY HE IS NOT HERE. WHEN SHE IS OLD ENUF IT WILL BREAK HER HEART TO FIND OUT THE TRUTH OF HIS ABSENCE. SO I HUG HER BACK AND SMILE AS I ALWAYS DO. THANKING THE MAN ABOVE FOR GIVING ME A SECOND CHANCE AT LIFE SEEING AS I AM TOO STUBBORN TO DIE AND HEAVEN IS NOT READY FOR ME AND HELL IS AFRAID OF ME. WE MA
What Will And Grace Character Are You
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Love
hello why is love so hard we can olny see it if we want to but other than that love is with you always but me love is blind and i feel love can only make u strong or weak but in my life i has alot of loves in my life but now you dont need a man to make you happy be your self and this is for the men too but other than that i love to find mr.right
Away From Me........
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If I ever go to war Mom, Please don't be afraid. There are some things I must do, To keep the promise that I made. I'm sure there will be some heartache, And I know that you'll cry tears, But your son is a Soldier now, Mom, There is nothing you should fear. If I ever go to war Dad, I know that you'll be strong. But you won't have to worry, Cause you taught me right from wrong. You kept me firmly on the ground, yet still taught me how to fly. Your boy is a Soldier now Dad, I love you Hooah, Even if I die. If I ever go to war Bro, There are some things I want to say. You've always had my back, and I know it's my time to repay. You'll always be my daybreak, through all of life's dark clouds, Your brother is a Soldier now, Bro, I promise I'll make you proud. If I ever go to war Sis, don't you worry bout me, I always looked out for you, but I can't do that anymore, Cause I'm a big brother to all in America. I love you so much and you know that, Your brother's a soldier
My Holy Book
Woman of mine Robe thyself In queenly attire And come lie upon My chivalrous chest And allow me to number The pretty layers of your heart As if they were sheets Of holy papyrus And write upon them Our romantic love story Instantly turning your heart Into my book of love That will beat forevermore Woman of mine Follow me Into my dressing chamber And allow me To protect my book of love By covering it With a jacket of my Shining-knight commitment to you Woman of mine Lead me Out into the night air And allow me to shine My starlit eyes upon you As I open up your heart Layer by layer And read Our story of romantic love To listening ears Of all those beneath the sky
I Wanna Cry
I've been on here for a long time and no one has given me a gift yet. No one ever trys to talk to me or anything they just add me too get more points or something. Oh well I will just cry myself to sleep...or not......
Guys Against The Girls Tattoo Contest!
~ Tattoo contest time again....lol ~ I'm having a tattoo contest give me your best tattoo winners will get vip gifts! comments + rates = total Men against Females lets see who wins with top points! so send me your pic link to my inbox and i will enter you into the contest 2/5 thur 2/12 or sooner if i have enough of them! thanks maria click the pic to enter ~~UBER MARIA ..Angel Family Founder~~@ CherryTAP
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Embrace Pt. 5
Embrace pt 5 I take her by the hand and I lead her to the bedroom. She is still damp from her bath, but she is clean now. The water rolls down from her long hair, over her shoulder, down her back, to finally coat over her heart shaped ass. The hours have been passing and I know it is only a few hours till daylight will drive me back into the salvation of darkness. She is standing before me. Her nipples are hardened from the wetness and cold air, possibly from the building excitement as well. I am standing in front of her, she step forward and into me waiting arms. I can feel her warm breasts against my chest. I pull her in even closer and I hold her tightly. Her face is pressed against my neck and I can sense her breath against my skin. She turns her head upward slightly. I look down and our eyes meet. My lips seek out hers. I can taste her presence as we passionately kiss. Our tongues dance together as my hands roam over her back. I can feel her as she presses her hi
" Call On Me "
Aww What A Good Story...its Touching
Girl went to a party and she ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the
You Are So Very Beautiful
She showed him her mind Intelligent, quick witted The naughty scenes she created For the theatre of her fantasies The way she knew how to Make people smile And laugh Or how she could flirt just so And he looked at her and said "You are so very beautiful" She showed him her body Part by part, little by little Tight jeans and a thin tank top Just her bra and panties Naked and unashamed Proud of her breasts and legs Nervous as to what he saw And he looked at her and said "You are so very beautiful" She showed him her heart How she cried at sappy movies Her fears and her loneliness When she laughed til she cried and cried til she wept and sobbed All her emotions laid bare And he looked at her and said "You are so very beautiful" She showed him all that she is And was and will be in time Nothing withheld from him at all So that she could be His Only His If it meant that she could be with Him And with each kiss she knew She was so very beautiful
Yippeeeeee
tax time is the greatest time of the year. when they ask if i want it by direct deposit, would it be inappropriate sending a note asking them to send it in cash, small bills, so that i may roll around in it? hmm...let's see what they say!
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Save Minutes
Save Minutes: 1. Keep chopped frozen vegetalbe in your freezer for a quick, tasty stir fry. 2. Have your manicure and pedicure done simultaneously to halve your drying time. 3. Buy movie tickets in advance using moviefone.com or fandango.com. 4. Reduce grocery -shopping time. By online check out feshdirect.com or safeway.com or hit stores after 9pm. when they are quietest. 5. Observe the two-minute rule. If an e-mail will take two minutes or less to respond to, deal with it; save the rest until the end of the day.
Busy Life
I was going to audition for my college's concert band today, but I decided to back out on it. Between taking 15 hours in school, doing homework, working, and attempting to have any free time outside of that, I would literally lose it if I did band. Maybe in the Fall, but I don't know. Life is just too hectic right now.
Mothers
A mother is special. She's as soft and graceful as a butterfly, yet as strong and courageous as a grizzly bear. Her heart is large enough to hold everyone's pain and joy. Her hands are always gentle and soothing. Her arms are always warm and tender. She works hard to make a home feel like home, and she strives to make life pleasant and comfortable for those she loves. She never fails to go that extra mile to make the holidays happy and memorable. Her job is the most difficult and demanding ever known to any human being, yet she's fully dedicated to the task. She's always there for her family, guiding them and keeping them safe from harm. She owns a magical way to raise spirits and make everything feel better. And her sympathy, unselfishness and forgiveness are unending. All that anyone is or could ever hope to be can be attributed to a mother. She instills the teachings that will last a lifetime. She sows the seeds of virtue and morality, and in the process
The Amazement
Lone wolf of the crystal forest your spirit ever abides. Throughout the centuries you've protected the ancients with pride. Ever guiding them through the perils of this sacred paradise. On crisp cool nights when the moon is full, you howl in pure delight. In celebration of tranquil skies that twinkle in the night. Tales of you are legendary. Whispered to little children as they sleep. Your silhouette has captivated the natives with mystique. In amazement they witness the glory of your presence. To which they all praised you with divine reverence. Reflecting on precious moments while wandering in the mist. As danger struck quite sudden and placed them at great risk. To which your omniscient spirit appeared without delay. Delivering them from injury and kept evilness at bay.
Random Survey
1. Do you like chinese food? Not really.. Only a few things. 2. How big is your bed? Queen 3. Is your room clean? Yep 4. Laptop or Desktop computer? desktop 5. Favorite comedian? I love the old school comedians. Robin Williams when he was still coked out.. George Carlin when he was still a pot head.. 6. Do you smoke? I do 7. Does anyone like you? They all do 8. Which celeb do you crush on? Jessica Alba 9. Favorite cologne/perfume? I wear different scents.. Depending on my mood. Hypnotic poison, Miss dior, Happy.. On him I prefer clean scents. Kenneth Cole Reaction is one of my faves. 10. Sleep with or without clothes on? Naked as a Jay bird. 11. Who sleeps with you every night? Sean and our cats. 12. Do long distance relationships work? Not for me.. 13. How many times have you been pulled over by the police? Too many 14. Pancakes or French Toast? French toast 15. Do you like coffee? Iced only. 16. How do you like your eggs? Scrambled or a
The Cough Will Kill You
cough cough cough that is going to be the death of me well not really but i can't stop coughing so its gonna kill me i hate colds my voice is going poof with it also enough said
New Bondage Photoset
I just posted a new photoset on www.ViciousVamp.com in the bondage section. Check it out and let me know what you think! Thanks, Vicious Vamp
All C.t.a.f Members Plz Read And Repost!!!!! Muahzzz
What we do is help each other in contests...we don't bomb PEOPLE, WE bomb PICTURES ! CONTACT ME AND GET YOUR RANK NUMBER ACCORDING TO YOU MEMBER DATE AS IN I'M # 1 AND ADD THIS TO YOUR NAME IN YOUR PROFILE (C.T.A.F )Cherry Tap Airforce ...oh and when you see someone in a contest with C.T.A.F vote at least 10 times.If a C T A F member is in a CONTEST post a BULLENTIN saying your a C T A F MEMBER and we will AIRSTRIKE IT !!!..Thanks NOTE YOU must have C.T.A.D beside your name so we know Or you can see my BLOG in my profile to CHECK.Also if you need people to help and don't know them all CHECK MY BLOG or COPY and paste this BULLETIN to your own BLOG Thanks ChristianNEO@ CherryTAPSin&Sc♥♥ter (Happily CT Married) ~N&N BAD ASS~@ CherryTAPDark.Angel¢¾Robs.Girl.C.T.A.F@ CherryTAPwikkid~woman@ CherryTAPSweet GA Peach~is in a contest...click the link on my profile to vote and comment!!!!!!!!!!@ CherryTAPLaUrEn♥@ CherryTAP!Sin's Own!!Luscious Lucia!!Infamous Crew's Kitt
Sex Friend Needs Help
I have a friend that whants new freinds and what to meet new people so please stop by her page and fan,Rate,Bomb,stash. PLease Help her out. Here is her link. WHERE S MY FUZZY WUZZY@ CherryTAP
New Baby Allison Pics
hey everyone there are new pics of my daughter playing in the snow.check them out and comment. thanks cheeks
Orgasm & Me
ANGEL -- [noun]:A master of sexual gratification 'How will you be defined in the sexual dictionary?' at QuizUniverse.com
Steamy
In the steamy shower, water spraying my Lathered nakedness so liberally soaked We wash, massage and do explore, you and I Oh, to be washed and thoroughly rinsed and stroked By those loving, exciting hands of my love's gentle touch. Sensual thoughts of that evoked Visions of angels soaring with flocks of doves Rainbows, fireworks, as the flow floods tongues and lips Slipping, sliding lathered naked body shoves As deep exploration causes thrusting hips And exploding, spraying liquid flows and drips.
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Naughty Or Nice?
Are you Naughty or nice Your Result: Your Nice! all sugar, no spice! You're all about sweetness, sunshine, and smiles. We've never met anyone nicer than you. Actually, we wouldn't be surprised to come across you sitting in a peaceful green meadow, surrounded by adorable baby animals eating out of your hand whilst your halo shines in the sun. Ah, we're just taking the mickey. But you are awfully good. Certainly, you may have dipped your toe in the naughty pool once or twice, but you generally stay in the shallow end, leaving the deep waters to the leather-and- nude-magazine crowd. It's all well and good to follow the straight and narrow, but it's okay to walk on the wild side once in a while, too. Have a drink. Organise a practical joke. Go to a strip club. Trust us - as long as no one gets hurt, it's fun to be bad! your Naughty! wild thing! Are you Naughty or nice
Things That Are Just To Funny
Things That Are Just To Funny Today 1. Some proof that my brother has actually had sex some time in the last two years lmao 29 and damn near a virgin again 2. When the girlfriends ex read your blogs and get pissed about what is said. Like its your fucken bussiness ya damn moron. 3. Got the where is the any key question today. LMAO i still about die laughing when i hear these. 4. Yes men scrach thier balls when they itch. That and well our dick is one of our best friends. 5. No something is not wrong with my shirt its my nipple rings, and yes my nipples are hard most of the time because this is the 4th time they have been pierced. 6. Yes i am an asshole, dick head, and mother fucker like these are things i have not said about myself. 7. No i talk about the military stuff all the time because i did not serve and still am not serving. Big fucken hint if i am still running operations then guess what. I am still in duhhhhhhhhhh. 8. I am teaching the class on se
Birth Month September
Your Birth Month is September Tolerant and inspirational, you are wise beyond your years. You are universally sympathetic and a great humanitarian. Your soul reflects: Devotion, light, and love Your gemstone: Sapphire Your flower: Morning Glory Your colors: Brown and deep blueWhat Does Your Birth Month Mean?
Best Friend To Have On Your List Contest Is Over.
Well, it was a long week but the contest is now over. I haven't received the official standings, but I believe we finished in second place. Thank you all for voting and commenting my picture. I love you all. Take care and Blessings to you all.
Styx- Renegade
Oh Mama, I'm in fear for my life from the long arm of the law Law man has put an end to my running and I'm so far from my home oh mamma i can hear you a crying you're so scared and all alone hang man is comin down from the gallows and i don't have very long The jig is up, the news is out They finally found me The renegade who had it made Retrieved for a bounty Never more to go astray This'll be the end today Of the wanted man Oh Mama, I've been years on the lam and had a high price on my head Lawman said 'Get him dead or alive' and it's for sure he'll see me dead Dear Mama I can hear you cryin', you're so scared and all alone Hangman is comin' down from the gallows and I don't have very long The jig is up, the news is out They finally found me The renegade who had it made Retrieved for a bounty Never more to go astray The judge'll have revenge today On the wanted man Oh Mama, I'm in fear for my life from the long arm of the law hang man is coming down fro
Thanks For You Time.....
A young man learns what's most important in life from the guy next door. It had been some time since Jack had seen the old man. College, girls, career, and life itself got in the way. In fact, Jack moved clear across the country in pursuit of his dreams. There, in the rush of his busy life, Jack had little time to think about the past and often no time to spend with his wife and son. He was working on his future, and nothing could stop him. Over the phone, his mother told him, "Mr. Belser died last night. The funeral is Wednesday." Memories flashed through his mind like an old newsreel as he sat quietly remembering his childhood day "Jack, did you hear me?" "Oh, sorry, Mom. Yes, I heard you. It's been so long since I thought of him. I'm sorry, but I honestly thought he died years ago," Jack said. "Well, he didn't forget you. Every time I saw him he'd ask how you were doing. He'd reminisce about the many days you spent over 'his side of the fence' as he pu
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Help Me Win A Rolex 5000 Comments And I Gte The Prize... Smooches Lady K
The Three Nuns
The Three Nuns Three nuns were in the church the other day and the 1st nun says, "I was going through the Father's office and do you know what I found? A bunch of pornographic magazines!" "What did you do?" the other nuns asked. "Well, of course I threw them in the trash." The second nun said, "Well, I can top that. I was in Father's room putting away the laundry and I found a bunch of condoms!" "Oh my!" gasped the other nuns. "What did you do?" they asked. "I poked holes in all of them!" she replied. The third nun fainted.
What's Your Porn Star Name?
Your Porn Star Name Is... Dickimus Maximus What's Your Porn Star Name?
Fleming And The Poor Scottish Farmer
This story true or not is nice Once in a while we all can use a little luck... Right ? This kind of good luck I wish to all my friends and family His name was Fleming and he was a poor Scottish farmer. One day, while trying to make a living for his family, he heard a cry for help coming from a nearby bog. He dropped his tools and ran to the bog. There, mired to his waist in black muck, was a terrified boy, screaming and struggling to free himself. Farmer Fleming saved the lad from what could have been a slow and terrifying death. The next day, a fancy carriage pulled up to the Scotsman's sparse surroundings a n elegantly dressed nobleman stepped out and introduced himself as the father of the boy Farmer Fleming had saved. "I want to repay you," said the nobleman. "You saved my son's life." "No, I can't accept payment for what I did," the Scottish farmer replied waving off the offer. At that moment, the farmer's own s
What Is Your Seduction Style?
Your Seduction Style: Ideal Lover You seduce people by tapping into their dreams and desires. And because of this sensitivity, you can be the ideal lover for anyone you seek. You are a shapeshifter - bringing romance, adventure, spirituality to relationships. It all depends on who your with, and what their vision of a perfect relationship is. What Is Your Seduction Style?
My Daughters Jv Cheer Team
My doughters JV tema took first place today in copetition YEAY!!! WAY TO GO GIRLS!!!!! Breanna is the blond
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Booty Call Rules And Regulations...
Booty Call Rules And Regulations... Body: Date: __________, _____________ ____ @ ________ CST This pre-booty call agreement (hereinafter refered to as "THE AGREEMENT") is entered into on the _____________ (DD/MM/YY) by ________________ (fill in name) and ________________ (fill in name) This agreement shall cover the following rules and principles: 1. NO sleeping over--- unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morining 2. NO meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening 3. NO calls before 10pm---- we dont have shit to talk about 4. None of the "lovemaking" shit---- only sex allowed. 5. NO emotional discussions (i.e. Where are we heading with this? Do you love me?) the answer is no, so dont ask. 6. NO plans made in advance--- that is why you are called "the backup" , unless you are from out of town, then its only a one time advanced arrangement. 7. All gifts accepted---- including money. 8. NO baby talk---however, di
Subject Humor On Relationships
Subject Humor on relationships A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly the man realized that the next day he would need his wifeto wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper,"Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he knew she would find it. The next morning the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go to see why his wife hadn't wakened him when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up." Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady, and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules:"I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want -- and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell
How To Become One Of Pimp Daddy's Hotties!!
1st you must have a salute or be able to prove to me that you are real. 2nd you must have atleast 3 nude or semi nude pics. 3rd you can send me a message if you would like to be one of my hotties! i will message you back if i think you meet all qualifications to be one of my hotties!
Acid Bath: Scream Of The Butterfly
Greatness
Throughout your life you will meet great people; See great things; and do great things... However, the most important greatness of all... Is the greatness inside of you... Don't forget that through all your journeys in this life and in the next... Be prepared to struggle... Be prepared to fight... Nothing worth having ever comes light... Don't engage in the wrong because it is easy... For you shall only engage in things that make you happy for the moment but will carry great sadness later... Do what is right... Even if it is hard, and you feel like giving up... No one ever said that Greatness was easy... But when you give your all in everything you do your entirety; your sprit; your heart; your soul; your gifts; and your mind... There is no way to hold you back from the greatness you shall find... The GREATNESS, inside of you...... Copyright ©2007
The Love Of My Life...
Right now, I am speechless. Almost everyone who knows me knows the love I have for lindon. We don't chat often anymore. As a matter of fact, we hardly talk at all... until he decides he wants to fuck me. He acts like he cares so much about me... and does he? Hell, i don't know... never will... all i know is i love him. I always have, i'm afraid i always will love him. I'm not sure why i allow myself to even think of him. He has hurt me in so many ways. I have wished, for so long, that he would love me. But he wont... and it's weird, because recently, i haven't cared too much about him, and some days, don't even think about him... mainly because i've started falling for scott. And Lindon knows about scott, but it seems Lindon persues me harder... mostly for sexual reasons. I'm sure he cares about me some... but not enough. And it's like, he doesn't quite wanna let me go... Right now, he is driving drunk... from Norman, to Stillwater... If he got hurt... god knows i would never be able t
Fla. Picks Up Pieces After Deadly Storms
LADY LAKE, Fla. - President Bush designated four central Florida counties as disaster areas, releasing millions of dollars in aid as residents began recovering from tornados that ripped through the region, leaving at least 20 people dead. National Guard troops, neighbors and residents cleaned up in the rain Saturday, pulling blue tarps over houses that still had walls. "It makes you sick to your stomach for what we saw," David Paulison, director of the Federal Emergency Management Agency, said after touring the area with Gov. Charlie Crist. The victims from the second-deadliest series of tornadoes in state history ranged from a 92-year-old man to 17-year-old Brittany May, killed by a falling tree that crushed her bedroom. Forecasters said Saturday that at least three tornadoes, with winds possibly as high as 165 mph, hit between 3 and 4 a.m. Friday, when few people were awake to hear tornado warnings on radio and TV. The cleanup task was daunting Saturday as showers so
Moms Contest Updates.....
~ I'm Holding a Mother Contest ~ Starts tommorrow at 9 am central time ! Let's see who makes the Top Mother in comments. so all moms send me your pics and i'll add you to the contest. 1st mom is..... with 1313 comments 2nd mom is..... with 829 comments 3rd mom is...... with 515 comments 4th mom is...... with 109 comments 5th mom is...... with 68 comments 6th mom is...... with 2 comments 7th mom is..... with 1 comments Remember you can comment bomb your own pic! Contest will start on 2/2 thur 2/9 again mom with most comments wins! thanks maria click on the pic to enter contest! ~~UBER MARIA ..Angel Family Founder~~@ CherryTAP
Coldplay
The Host Of This Contest Is A Good Friend On Mine Yall Check It Out !!!!!
ARE YOU BORED & LOOKING FOR SOMETHING TO DO? WANNA BOOST YOUR LEVEL & WIN PRIZES TO DO IT? THEN HERE'S THE CONTEST JUST FOR YOU!! 20 PEOPLE BATTLING IT OUT FOR 10,000 COMMENTS & THE HIGHEST RATINGS THIS CONTEST WILL BE BASED ON 2 THINGS ALONE!! !!BOMB AMOUNT & RATINGS AMOUNT!! SO THAT'S AN OVERALL OF 6 WINNERS IN THIS CONTEST!! THAT'S A 1ST, 2ND & 3RD FOR BOMB AMOUNT & RATINGS AMOUNT!! PRIZES ARE AS FOLLOWS: BOTH 1ST PLACES: 20,000 CHERRY BUCKS + PERSONALIZED SKIN OF CHOICE BOTH 2ND PLACES: 10,000 CHERRY BUCKS + TAG OF CHOICE BOTH 3RD PLACES: 5000 CHERRY BUCKS + MORPH RULES ARE AS FOLLOWS: YOU MUST REACH 10,000 COMMENTS TO END THIS CONTEST!! SELF BOMBING IS ALLOWED!! NO DRAMA, IF I SEE DRAMA OR BITCHING YOU WILL BE DISQUALIFIED!! ALL PICS ARE WELCOMED EXCEPT NSFW PICS..NO NSFW PICS FOLKS THIS CONTEST WILL BEGIN WHEN I GET 20 ENTRIES..PLEASE JUST PRIVATE MESSAGE ME TELLING ME YOU WANNA ENTER, SEND ME THE LINK TO THE PIC YOU WANNA ENTER AND I'LL GET
Black History Month.....
It's Black history month. OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WTF?!?!? Is there a WHITE history month?!?!? FUCK NO... an Asian Appreciation month?!?!?! NOOOOO, a Mexican History month?!?!!? NNNOOOOO. Not even an Indian History Month, and those fuckers got it worse... we took their land, kicked them out of their homes... and left them with nothing... so why is there a black history month?!!??!??!? SERIOUSLY?!?!?! God it makes me so mad... If i were to walk around goin I'M WHITE AND I'M PROUD" I'd be labeled a racist, and watched by the fucking FBI.... I am SOOOO for making white entertainment TV, (*lol* OTHER than CMT) and having a WHITE history month! What other race has conquered SO many countries?!?!!? Look, we're even doing it in the middle east... Took over this country... I mean, hell, us Anglo-Saxons do an awesome job... but because no one sold US into slavery, NOOOO white history month... I mean, seriously... Women are sold into slavery all the time, i mean, as sex slaves
Can't Wait To Go
My husband and I got into it again. I swear, like three times a week we argue...EVERY week. That isn't good. I can't wait to go to Houston, I'm so excited. I have one wish concerning me leaving to Texas, and I hope it comes true this year. Will you make it come true?*
Is It Time To Go To My Better Job Yet?
This will be my third night without klonopin, and my brain may as well be a conglomerate of cement and cotton wads. I really feel stupid, top-heavy, and incredibly unfocused. It isn't terrible, but seriously fucking annoying. I have tomorrow off, and will be picking up my prescription then. It is my fault that I did not go pick it up Friday, but it is not my fault that the Long's I go to suddenly closes the Pharmacy two hours earlier on Saturdays. Fuckers. I have had it with work. Everyone eats at the cashwrap instead of circulating the salesfloor. They come in, clock in, then walk into the back and do god knows what for five to fifteen minutes before coming out and actually doing their job. The phrase "ten minute break" has turned into "see you later". I can't even seem to correct it. They argue with me! I cannot assert myself enough to even write them up for being late more often than they are on time. Every single one of them. Argh. I am embarrassed to be the manager of this bunc
U.s. Army Oath Of Enlistment
I, Rambo, swear to sign away 4 years of my mediocre life to the UNITED STATES ARMY because I couldn't score high enough on the ASVAB to get into the Air Force, I'm not tough enough for the Marines, and the Navy won't take me because I can't swim. I will wear camouflage every day and tuck my trousers into my boots because I can't figure out how to use blousing straps. I promise to wear my uniform 24 hours a day even when I have a date. I will continue to tell myself that I am a fierce killing machine because my Drill Sergeant told me I am, despite the fact that the only action I will see is a Court-Martial for sexual harassment. I acknowledge the fact that I will make E-8 in my first year of service, and vow to maintain that it is because I scored perfect on my PT test. After completion of my Sexual.....er....I mean "Basic Training," I will attend a different Army school every other month and return knowing less than I did when I left. On my first trip home after Boot Camp I
Sexxxy Playmatez
**ATTENTION PLAYMATEZ** THINK YOU GOT IT ??? I NEED TO KNOW IF U WANNA ENTER NO LATER THEN MIDNIGHT EST ON FEB.15 UNLESS ALL MONTHS ARE FILLED UP AND I WILL UPDATE BULLETIN AS SOON AS I CAN Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from www.sexiluv.com ~~ OK HOT LADIEZ I'M HOLDING A CONTEST STARTING FEB.16 OPENING AT 1 PM EST(FRIDAY) AND IT WILL END ON FEB 28 12 MIDNIGHT EST(WENESDAY). I WANT 12 LADIEZ ONE FOR EACH MONTH. **RULES ARE AS FOLLOWS** .. NO HATING ON OTHER PEOPLE IN CONTEST .. U MAY BOMB YOURSELF..COMMENT BOMBING ALLOWED .. HAVE FUN !! .. IF THERE IS A TIE IT WILL COME DOWN TO RATES AND COMMENTS SO MAKE SURE TO TELL YOUR FRIENDS TO RATE ALSO .. YOU WILL HAVE TO PIMP YOUR SELF..BULLETINS,BLOGS,BLASTS,STICKY ETC.. ..MONTHS WILL BE AVAILABLE AS SOON AS THIS POSTS SO IF YOU DON'T LET ME KNOW RIGHT AWAY THE MONTH U WANT MIGHT BE TAKEN ** I WILL BE TRACKIN CHERRY BUCKS EARNED AND ALL WILL BE SPENT ON WINNER THRO CHERRY GIFT SHOP WHEATHER ITS ONE BIG GIFT OR SEVERAL L
Rumors Rumors
RUMORS RUMORS > > > > > > > > > > I want to thank all of you who have taken the time and trouble to send me your chain letters over the past two years. Thank you for making me feel safe, secure, blessed, and wealthy. > > > Because of your concern... I no longer can drink Coca Cola because it can remove toilet stains. > > I no longer drink Pepsi or Dr Pepper since the people who make these products are atheists who refuse to put "Under God" on their cans. > > I no longer use Saran wrap in the microwave because it causes cancer. > > I no longer check the coin return on pay phones because I could be pricked with a needle infected with AIDS. > > I no longer use cancer-causing deodorants even though I smell like water buffalo on a hot day. > > I no longer go to shopping malls because someone will drug me with perfume sample and rob me. > > I no longer receive packages from UPS or FedEx since they are actually Al Qaeda in disguise. > > I no longer shop at
Suicidal Tendencies
You scored as Poison. Your death will be by poison, probably because you are a glutton and are around so many people that it would be easy to get away with it. Several important people in history share your fate.Suicide93%Poison93%Stabbed60%Bomb53%Cut Throat53%Gunshot47%Disappear47%Suffocated47%Eaten47%Natural Causes33%Drowning20%Disease
Cute Isnt He?
A Rose For My Rose
In flight of day a lovely rose Did speak by subtle sway And stirred a heart so long lain dead No flower could ever stay. But embers did to fire aglow And whispered soft affection And bared a breast to open light In trust and insurrection. How to know the honest heart Would blush the lovely rose? A teardrop fell in shame and guilt, No blush did it propose. But only tender souls may touch In magic born of heart And dare to dream of times to come When they''re not far apart. For all we have in life is Love, To give, to share, enhance; Would you deny ourselves A hope? a prayer? a chance? And so my honest heart does ask In lines of rhyming prose If I might share my love with you, My sweet and lovely rose.
Friend, Cumwithdamo, Needs Some Help In A Contest!!
'cumwithdamo' spewed forth the following at '2007-02-05 05:04:44'.. > > > > > please i ask you to repay some love im in this one so please dont let me down i need your love and help me win im a day behind as i was sick Courtesy of MsTags.com > > Hosted by CherryTagz.com > > thanks all > damien please pimp me out xxxx
Drama
All the drama from stupid people needs to stop I care enough to write this so read if you feel. Why is everything falling in around me break the walls of sanity lifeless I lay hopeless I fall and thoughtless I wander around in my mind fubblinhg about with the thought from my past happy goes here I say to my self placcing my heart in a better place sad I hide but dont erase so they're there to remind me lifeless I wander.....
Dads Contest Updates
~ Okay since I'm doing a DADS Contest ~ I want to do a DADS contest for all the fathers out there! So send me your pic and i will enter you . VIP Gifts Given away always in my contest....lol 1st DAD is...... with 1190 comments 2nd Dad is...... with 422 comments 3rd Dad is...... with 179 comments 4th dad is...... with 1 comments starts on 2/3 thur 2/10 most comments wins you can comment on your pic thanks maria click on pic to enter contest! ~~UBER MARIA ..Angel Family Founder~~@ CherryTAP
2003 Us Air Attack On Uk Convoy
Covered up by the US military but uncovered by our news reporters. mistaken a CONVOY of TANKS displaying the orange rectangle for a flatbed trailer???????? HOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! pilots remarks were... "this sucks" "were in jail now man" see the link below... http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/6334769.stm
My Diary
We sat quietly then, facing each other, legs crossed. Two old friends who had never met. Two lovers who had never made love. The symphony of the sea played softly and a chorus of laughing gulls joined, in harmony. A quiet ocean zephyr swept between us, casting golden strands of silky hair across her nose and lips. I reached to her and brushed them gently aside, caressing her cheek as I did so with the palm of my hand. She blushed as a little girl, and laughed lightly as she looked down. Our first intimate touch. “You are so beautiful,” I said, “How could I not fall in love with you?” She took my hand to her lips, softly kissing my fingers. Our eyes met and a lifetime of laughter, love and sadness passed between us in a heartbeat. I leaned toward her then, wanting more than life itself to taste her and as our lips touched for the very first time, the ocean symphony played a song in my heart. The melody and words are sweet, And vi
I Miss You Mom
I wrote this one awhile ago when i was really down and out and i was missing my mom more than usual. Even though she isnt here, I wish she could be cus a mothers love is something I really could use. I miss her so much. Right now my life seems meaningless and Im caught up in this mess. I walk around as if Im lost. My life is full of stress. Its in these times I need you the most and you cannot be here. You left me when I was 5 years old and missing you brings fear. My whole life Ive been up and down and why I breathe, I do not know. Im suffering so much inside and yes I know it shows. I miss you mom. Lifes not the same. I wish that you were here. I wish I could just hold you close. I wish you could always be near. You meant the world and so much more. Why did you have to go? It isnt fair just like my life. Pain seems to be all I know. A hug from you could do so much. Or just to hear your voice.
While Raining
Sigh... my great romantic fantasy is to make love in the rain. This is a repost from 2000. The fantasy goes back a lot longer. (smile) Dampened lips are lovely. Ours are wet. The shape of you still hides beneath your clothes. For sending us this rain Im in God's debt. I offer only me and this red rose. Unbuttoning is slow, but feet are bare. How sweet that we can smile, while mouths are swelling. We undress each other, you untie my hair And as it falls we hear a steeple bell ring. You lay upon the grass, I lay beside you. Clothes have been discarded, we don't need them; Our hungers grow, our passions, natures, collide too. We are most indulgent of our needs and we will feed them. As water hits your face I come upon you All at once. My eyes grow large, then close in wonder As I bring you in and nestle.. we have gone to Making cries of joy.. our sounds compete with cracks of thunder. Am I you or are you me.. it hardly matters. There's a blushing
Deep Tongue
Have you ever seen a little boy do this? The first time I saw it, my friend's son did it to tell his sister she couldn''t have his popsicle that he was saving for later. I laughed and called a friend of mine who has two sons and she said her sons did it to each other all the time. Is it a masculine thing? That''s not exactly what this poem''s about, but it''s about something close to it. ;-) I''ve marked you with words lusty words plump with sex juice, hot from idolators'' fantasies, and you''ve claimed me, kissed this heathen head to toe in wicked shows of fiery pink-- heroin disguised in poetic verse. I am the thick, rich fudgesicle you declared before your brothers, "Look! It''s mine!" then rolled your greedy tongue up and down, ravaging the groove. All can see you''ve tasted me, reveled in a luscious drop of premium iced chocolate. You softened this frozen heart with wild, red heat rolling from a singer''s throat... the drizzle of w
What Kind Of Angel Are You?
You scored as Angel of Death. You were an Angel of death! Before you were sent to Earth to be tested and be a human, you were what brought death upon humans. With a look, you could kill anyone. Your unusal intrest in death and love of blood and gore asures that in heaven, you delt with it very much. You were an angel who brought death to all, and what is and forever will be feared by humans. Your old deathly stare still scares people and you still crave for killing.Angel of Death82%Angel of Hope79%Angel of Good Fortune50%Guardian Angel50%Angel of Guidance36%Angel of Prayer14%What kind of an Angel were you before your life on Earth? (kool anime pics)created with QuizFarm.com
I Hate Snow
in the last 2 days it has dumped 6 ft of snow on my little patch of earth i have push shoveled plowed swore and yelled . i hate snow!!!! the poor dog (yellow Lab) cant even jump into the snow to do his business he just suts there kinda floating in mid snow i have to pull him back out and now the weather dork says im in for more the rest of the week ARRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHH
I'd Hit It!! Let's Play!?!?!?
I'D HIT IT!! Let's play!?!?!? There is at least one person on your Myspace list that wants to do the hell out of you. So lets play the "I'D HIT IT!" game. The rules are simple... if you want to screw the person who posts this, send them a message saying "Yep, I'd hit it." SCARED? LOL this is hilarious YOU HAVE TO RE-POST THIS!! and see who replies. There is at least one person on your Cherrytap page list that wants to do u. So repost this as "I'D HIT IT!!"
I Need You
Wishing to be in your arms In safety with no harm Noticing life's good and bad All the wonderful life I've had Speaking to you isn't enough I've been trying to hard to be tough But my strength is fading I'm getting weak I'm at my worst peak Come to me soon Cause I don't know if I can make it through I can't do this alone NOt without you I need you to be here to hold my hand To tell me it'll be okay And with your strength I will surely live to see another day I wish you were here Cause I need you so I need you more than you know Come to me soon Cause I cannot stand alone I'm scared terrified to the bone It's something I won't let show But in truth I need you to know that I'm scared I haven't fared very well without you here I need you close i need you here now is not soon enough So until then I will try to stay tough But I don't know for how long
50 Things You Did Not Know About Saddam Hussein
Hasn't actually read the Koran, but has definitely skimmed the Cliff's Notes several times. Cries while listening to Carpenters albums. Busy burning all his valentines from Osama. Merciless chemical gassing of his own people was actually "a cry for help". Former school classmates who teased him now floating in jars in his den. Wants 239th palace to have an Elvis theme. Enjoys long walks on the beach and candlelit dinners after long day of overseeing brutal torture of dissidents. Bought an Abdomenizer after watching late-night infomercial, but it's just sitting on closet shelf in underground bunker. Has a secret plan for reducing desertion rate of troops in future wars to only 96%. Now privately admits that "Mother of All Battles" was actually more like "Third Cousin In Law's Niece of All Battles". Has a nervous habit of flicking his lighter when he sees oil wells. Has a soft spot for his Chief Torturer and presented him with a monogrammed soldering iron
Tattoos Contest Updates
~~ Okay I'm Ding A Tattoo Contest ~~ 1st Tattoo is...... with 480 comments 2nd Tattoo is...... with 200 comments 3rd Tattoo is...... with 30 comments 4th Tattoo is...... with 24 comments 5th Tattoo is...... with 2 comments 6th Tattoo is...... with 1 comments Remember you can comment bomb on your own pic! will run from 2/6 thur 2/13 thanks maria
Nothing Important
this is probably just going to be another senseless rant, though i already did one earlier this morning i think. but, for some reason i feel like i shouldn't rant on my myspace right now though i don't know why. i always have a slight thought that ravyn reads my blog but doesn't comment or talk to me, cuz she used to do it though she'd refuse to talk to me which sort of pissed me off. she said it was to make sure i didn't do anything stupid or something like that. i haven't slept yet and i did the midnight last night. i've started to have silly day dreams that come every once in a while. the kind where you think of it in a way that you make it feel real. the kind that always makes my heart pound and my breathing increase sometimes to the point of hyperventilating. just silly scenarios like if i were to fly out to washington and seeing ravyn at school or going to her house with a completed book i wrote and giving it to her or something. things like that are the only thing that still
Me Having Sex With A Girl From School
This is me talking to one of my friends from school as you can see she was turned on lvBabsxy (2:59:27 PM): yes yes yes com on giv it to me Vince Kenobi (2:57:38 PM): what my cock lvBabsxy (2:59:47 PM): o yes i do baby Vince Kenobi (2:58:07 PM): come on suck you little bitch Vince Kenobi (2:58:11 PM): it lvBabsxy (3:00:21 PM): o i wll i am now lvBabsxy (3:00:26 PM): o yes baby Vince Kenobi (2:58:39 PM): mmmmm lvBabsxy (3:01:09 PM): mmmmm yummy Vince Kenobi (2:59:35 PM): now I'm going for the pussy lvBabsxy (3:01:45 PM): o yes i lik tht Vince Kenobi (2:59:57 PM): mmm its very yummy lvBabsxy (3:02:29 PM): o really now? lvBabsxy (3:02:42 PM): o yes o o o o o o Vince Kenobi (3:00:46 PM): mmmmmmmm lvBabsxy (3:03:00 PM): do u it harder and faster baby Vince Kenobi (3:01:10 PM): yeah lvBabsxy (3:03:28 PM): harder harder lvBabsxy (3:03:31 PM): harder Vince Kenobi (3:01:29 PM): *does it faster and harder* lvBabsxy (3:03:37 PM): yes lvBabsxy (3:03:47 PM): o o vince o o
To My Father
Hi Dad. I miss you. I know I never really met you. I didn't even know your name until I was 14 and the psychotic foster parent that I had shoved an obituary with out a picture under my nose and said, "This was your dad, he's dead." I understand that you were married and had other kids when you started the affair with my mother. I understand how you couldn't be a major part of my life because of the other family. My foster parent told me that you stopped by the house once when I was still a baby and wanted to see me and she turned you away. I'm sorry. Were you at the hospital when I was born? Did you ever get a chance to hold me. I hope so. I'm doing ok for myself. I got a good job as an Info Tech at a local college and make good money. Im soon eleigible to purchase a block of time to add to my seniority and it will allow me to retire in 10 years. You have 3 grandchildren from me. My son, Kevin, Jr has moved out and lives with his mom in Texas. He has R
Who Wants To Be...
ok who wants to be my valentine? MyHotComments / HotFreeLayouts
Night Ecstasy
It were better far To walk with face close-pressed Against the stars, Than to walk forever Looking downward.
Stairway To Heaven
Our life is like a stairway reaching for the sky. Climbing ever so upward with stars in each eye. It twirls and it twists till heaven you have reached. Finding everlasting peace as on a sunny beach The climb of life is hard, each step you labor for. Some days you may climb one, others maybe more; At the beginning of the stairs you start with such a pace Running up the stairs, as if running in a race; As you move on up, they get slower with each step Not moving so briskly now, losing some of your pep. But as you labor hard and the top is now in your view. You can’t remember when, your journey was so new. As you look down at the others, climbing slowly to the top. You do your best to cheer them, their steps they must not stop. You must keep on climbing, I hope you realize. I now begin to see it, our awesome heavenly prize. As some of us reach the top, we mourn with much despair. Not realizing forever, they haven’t got a care. We hurt and we cry because
Aphrodite
Aphrodite, Greek Goddess of Romance and Beauty The Greek goddess Aphrodite, the original "Golden Girl", perfectly attired for the occasion in a simple string of pearls and a couple of strategically placed scallop shells, stepped out of the ocean on the island of Cypress and set the ancient world on its ear. Aphrodite, goddess of romantic love had finally arrived! Never had there been such sensual beauty and impeccable taste. The other Greek goddesses now had their work set out for them . . . a new standard had been set, and the world would never be the same! Henceforth there would be candlelit dinners, heart-rending arias in operas, high-heeled shoes and bright red lipstick (not to mention soap operas). Romance was here and planning to stay. It is not clear how the Greek goddess Aphrodite (also known as the Roman goddess Venus) came to be "sea-born". One legend was that Aphrodite was the daughter of the Titan Uranus, formed from his genitals that had been severed and tossed in
Standing People
STANDING PEOPLE (TREES) And Their ASSOCIATIONS WITH THE MEDICINE WHEEL You have probably all at one time or another connected with the medicine of the standing people. They are the great healers in the Plant Kingdom. They take the breath we give out and convert it into life giving oxygen. We could say they are therefore the great givers and receivers among all our relations. Throughout the world native people invite the tree people into all their rituals and ceremonies. In our European culture and heritage trees played an important part in the yearly festivals and in everyday daily life. In shamanic work they are also an important ally. In my observation certain trees in this country blend intuitively to the Sacred Four directions of the Medicine Wheel. Look at a tree in its full splendour and you will see the faces of the ancestors looking back at you. Why? You may ask. The roots of trees pull minerals from those who have passed this way before. Sit by a tree and
I Put My Fingure
Darling, I'm so lonely These nights we are apart. I wish that I could give you A key to open my heart. I hug my pillow every night And make believe it's you. Sometimes it's hard to believe I feel the way I do. I put my fingers to my lips And kiss them tenderly. Pretending they are your lips. And you are kissing me. Passion comes so naturally While I'm holding you oh, so near. I pretend that you are saying, "I love you so, my dear." So once again what I have to do, To release this exotic pressure, Is rely upon my personal friend. A friend whom I also treasure.
Betrayal
An echo fades into the night, an eerie mournful sound. A shooting star disappears from sight, and I crumble to the ground. There is no life within this garden; my sobs are the only sound. I have poisoned the honeyed fountain where your love could be found. Dazed, I stare at the stars above, my grieving howls fill the night! Unintended betrayal of love has hidden you from my sight. I remember how it used to be when we shared our fears and delights. You are a treasured friend to me. How can I make things right? Feeling afraid, cold and lonely, I long to tell you how I feel, but you don’t want to hear me. The pain for you is much too real. Should I back away and build a wall and block away how I feel? Or, should I give you a call? We both need some time to heal. An echo fades into the night as our friendship disappears. How do I know what is right? How can I ease my fears? If I do call you again, would the old wounds reappear? I can’t stand to cause you
A Sigh From The Depth
Can heavenly breasts such stormy passions feel? We could nestle very nicely In the cradle of our dreams Gently hold each other tightly 'Neath the silver of moon beams Lay your head upon my breast love I'll stroke the hair back from your eyes Lips below.....taste mouth above To swallow kisses....softly sighed Let us dream of bliss and rapture Joined in time, with light as core Sofly sleep in twlight's capture On our waking....dream of more
Man...
I DON'T WANT TO DO HOMEWORK!!! WHAAA!!!!
Out Of Rates, Out Of Comments...
and my 'clicky' finger hurts now! Actually it seized up an hour ago!! Suppose I should go to bed...
Love Quote # 4
Love Quote # 4 You know you are in love when you see the world in her eyes, and her eyes everywhere in the world. - David Levesque
Tattoo Contest Ends The 13th
~~ Okay I'm Ding A Tattoo Contest ~~ 1st Tattoo is...... with 669 comments 2nd Tattoo is...... with 330 comments 3rd Tattoo is...... with 175 comments 4th Tattoo is...... with 147 comments 5th Tattoo is...... with 114 comments 6th Tattoo is...... with 26 comments 7th Tattoo is...... with 3 comments Remember you can comment bomb on your own pic! will run from 2/6 thur 2/13 thanks maria
New Updates Going Up Today
Hey Everyone! I just wanted to give you a heads up. I have a new photo update going up on my SC site later today. Its a pantyhose set. I also had requests to wear black socks sometime...so I threw those in the mix ;) Hope you enjoy. http://www.southern-charms4.com/aimeelynn/photos.htm And on Dreamnet today you'll find a new video update. Camming fun and yummy squirting :D Hope you'll stop by and check them out. http://www.dreamnet.com/aimeelynn/aimeelynn.html XOXO, Aimeelynn
Insanity
Break the silence Release the disease Unleash the desire That brings me to my knees Cold hearts wander violently As they trickle through society Lonely people coping Controlled contemplations Contorted expressions Fearing to yell No more Break the silence Break the silence Release the disease Unleash the desire That brings me to my knees Festering thoughts brought to the surface Need not be uncovered any longer Out they come Full throttle Speeding screaming Bleed it Feel it Yell it Break the silence Release the Disease Unleash what plagues me I will bring you to your knees Lifted now Weightless No desires left to burn No controlled contemplations Or contorted faces burning No fear to yell I broke the silence Here I come Broke the silence Released the disease Unleashed the desire Now I am on my feet (9/10/05)
Burning Spear Again ... He's The Rasta Man !!!
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A Special Place
:*I have a special place*:·.? ?.·:*deep within my heart;*:·.? ?.·:*It's not very big*:·.? ?.·:*but it's the most important part...*:·.? (¸.•´? (¸.•´) ?.·:**:·.? (¸.•´?¸¸.•¨¯) ?.·:*It's bright and cozy,*:·.? ?.·:*quite warm indeed;*:·.? ?.·:*There is no anger,*:·.? ?.·:*nor regret, nor sorrow;*:·.? ?.·:*It's full of joy*:·.? ?.·:*and thoughts of tomorrow...*:·.? (¸.•´? (¸.•´) ?.·:**:·.? (¸.•´?¸¸.•¨¯) ?.·:*Colored with charm*:·.? ?.·:*yet never greed;*:·.? ?.·:*This spot I've saved so carefully*:·.? ?.·:*to share with but a few;*:·.? ?.·:*It's full of happy memories*:·.? ?.·:*the ones I keep of you...*:·.? (¸.•´? (¸.•´) ?.·:**:·.? (¸.•´?¸¸.•¨¯) ?.·:*This precious place within my heart,*:·.? ?.·:*I've set aside with care;*:·.? ?.·:*to hold on to every special moment*:·.? ?.·:*of the friendship that we share...*:·.? (¸.•´? (¸.•´) ?.·:**:·.? (¸.•´?¸¸.•¨¯) ?.·:*You are a priceless treasure,*:·.? ?.·:*just in case you didn't know;*:·.? ?.·:*You mean so very much to m
12 Reasons To Smile
Marriage changes passion. Suddenly you're in bed with a relative. I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it. So I said "Implants?" She hit me. How come we choose from just two people to run for president and over fifty for Miss America ? A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Wow...that was fun!" I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place! When I was young we used to go "skinny dipping," now I just "chunky dunk." Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference. Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over? AMEN, AMEN !! Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school, but they can in prison? Wou
American Beauty
I just saw it yesterday on DVD, never having gotten around to watching it all these years it existed. And what a completely wonderful movie it is. Many of the things said by the characters felt very close to me. The scene where the drugselling son of this military-guy shows his video of the little plastic bag dancing in the wind to his girlfriend and his word accompanying it, really got me choked up. Because I know the feeling: "Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world I feel like I can't take it... and my heart is going to cave in." (Alan Ball)
The Next Step...
So my time off work is coming to its conclusion. This does not mean that my rehab program will be discontinued; I will now have both on my plate. I have been off work now for almost a year…11 months to be exact…. In that time I have had many positive accomplishments and many set backs…that is the nature of my situation. I am glad to say though, that the positive moments, far out weighted the negative times. I have gain strength in many different aspects, which will only make further goal that more attainable. But the biggest achievement is I am walking!!! Can’t go wrong there… that was the whole point of this time... This time off has forced me to do a lot of soul searching. I have had to ask myself the hard questions that I would rather leave unanswered. It’s amazing how you can start out at the beginning of a journey with one goal to complete, and along the way you start finding out answers to questions you didn’t even know you were concerned about. I have also uncovered quest
The Climaxing Moment
Touches so soft, nerves needing the feather of intoxication, strokes of aroused pleasure, cuddling next to you. Vibrating breezes of massages, wrapped up in desires, surrounded exquisite beauty, beating music within two hearts caressing the night sky under a blanket of love. Whispers of words romancing, fragrance of romantic blossoms, tender moment of inter reaction, special bouquet of time, moisture of sweet tenderness, nectar of a sensual relationship. Velvet ripples of needs holding each other together bonding of two minds within sexual excitation never in a hurry to end the climaxing moment.
Untill I Hear You Say....
Honey can you say, I love you, Every time when you hang up, Sending my heart to fluttering, For if, it escapes your mind, it Sends my mind to wondering. Whether those words mean anything, Until I hear your voice needing me, Hearing you say it, at the very end. Your rendition of I love you, Over, and over, all over me. From one period to another, on My monthly cycle of loving you, Till the eternity of time Being beside you saying, I love you too sweetie, Over, and over again. In my recording wanting you to Keep hugging me in with those Words that unite us forever!
Face Down
Hey girl you know you drive me crazy one look puts the rhythm in my hand. Still I'll never understand why you hang around I see what's going down. Cover up with make up in the mirror tell yourself it's never gonna happen again you cry alone and then he swears he loves you. Do you feel like a man when you push her around? Do you feel better now as she falls to the ground? Well I'll tell you my friend, one day this world's going to end as your lies crumble down, a new life she has found. A pebble in the water makes a ripple effect every action in this world will bear a consequence If you wade around forever you will surely drown I see what's going down. I see the way you go and say your right again, say your right again heed my lecture Do you feel like a man when you push her around? Do you feel better now as she falls to the ground? Well I'll tell you my friend, one day this world's going to end as your lies crumble down a new life
Squirming Anticipation
Moving fingertips of restless nights, Haunting ghostly touches sensing tears. Imaginary caresses vibrating memories. Shaking heartbeats full of emotion, every Turn of a bed torturing rewound feelings. Satin sheet skin of you still touching deep, Gasping inhaling lungs filled in your aroma. Intoxicating dream, upon fairy tale passion. So hot the need of squirming anticipation. Touch me in the heart of my imagination, For this bed is just too cold without you. Baby, come back to warm my existence, Because I need your touch of reality.
Remembering You
Remembering You by Lou remember the day our hearts met? such a glorious and promising day. we held hands, smile into each other's eyes, and the world didn't seem to matter. day by day, we longed to be together just to hold each other's thoughts, feel each other's presence, and succumb to each other's love. i couldn't even forget the quick glances and the embarrassment of getting caught all those foolish grins and indeed the funny faces. sad to say, destiny never allows us to pursue to share our love and cherish it long we were forced to part and time never gave us the chance. yet someday, our path would soon cross know that i'm here remembering your love and knowing you care.
The Void
Something reaches out towards me, I try to reach in but pure black is all I feel, all I can see. Its cold out there, I look around and wonder where this is, where I am and where this could be. I ask for another night as I try and ponder, wonder why it happens to me some nights.I feel so strange, I know its not right.
Another Shitty Night
Just when I was comfortable and getting used to my friends. I now am more confused than ever. You know valentines day comes up. I fucking hate it and this year isn't any different. Actually this has got to be the worst valentines day ever. You talk to people and they don't want to talk to you. You try to be nice to people and they can't even give you the time of day. I'm really tired of it. Its fucking annoying. If all you gotta do is pick up a phone and say hi. than how come i'm the one always doing it to people? how come when I actually meet a wonderful girl she lives in china. How come when I give a girl my heart she goes.. oh idk thats not what i want. Why me? do I have a target on my back? ~Timmy~
On The Bottom Tier
On the bottom tier, what's embraced is only fear, as I fall asunder dragged under with every blunder.  Blissed with good, but blessed with hell, the scorching tomb I'll call my cell, tell the tale, my eyes they swell the tears they fall, at devil's calls.  My loyalty is my sin, my purgatory is from within.  Twisted, pulled, also fooled, told the lies as truths are told, the Cheshire cat's smile unfolds, unfurled like a sail in wind, and I am led to darkness by a friend, she was a friend, now she's all I hate.  And I cling to her and know my fate.  I should have left on my own accord, but my legs are gone and I lay here floored. People watch and pass on by, on the bottom tier, this is where I'll lie, on this bottom tier until I die.  
Let's Talk About It....
Why won't you look at me? How vapid can you really be! I want the truth no more lies. "LOOK AT ME" she cries Should I hurt myself to get your attention? Turning around she screams, "Maybe your the one who needs some Protection!" You Know I won't wait for forever. If you end it now, Don't talk to me..EVER! Whats actually going through your head? Did you listen to a word I just said?!
I Cum Undone , And You'll Love It !!!
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Madonna & Ali !!!!!
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How The Us Sent $12bn In Cash To Iraq. And Watched It Vanish --special Flights Brought In Tonnes Of Banknotes Which Disappeared Into The War Zone
How the US sent $12bn in cash to Iraq. And watched it vanish --Special flights brought in tonnes of banknotes which disappeared into the war zone 08 Feb 2007 The US flew nearly $12bn in shrink-wrapped $100 bills into Iraq, then distributed the cash with no proper control over who was receiving it and how it was being spent. The staggering scale of the biggest transfer of cash in the history of the Federal Reserve has been graphically laid bare by a US congressional committee. In the year after the invasion of Iraq in 2003 nearly 281 million notes, weighing 363 tonnes, were sent from New York to Baghdad for disbursement to Iraqi ministries and US contractors. Using C-130 planes, the deliveries took place once or twice a month with the biggest of $2,401,600,000 on June 22 2004, six days before the handover. http://www.guardian.co.uk/Iraq/Story/0,,2008189,00.html
Have You Heard (anna's Death Related To Her Dieting)
OMG first we hear here that ANS. is dead thats bad in itself, but i get up this morning and what do i see it was because of her constent dieting. Ladies and Gents, think about this being over weight can cause you health problem but dieting kills makes you wonder.
What Kind Of Seducer Are You?
Your Seduction Style: Prized Object The seduction game you play is tried, true, and still effective: hard to get. You know that the best seducers turn the tables - and get their crush to seduce them. The one running has the power, and you're a challenge that is worth the chase. You are a master of enticing and pulling back. Giving a little and taking some away. You are controlled enough to know rewards come after a long seduction dance. Even though you want to call, email, or say "I love you" first - you don't! You're style is the perfect mix of hot and cold - so much so that you have many suitors. Think Holly Golightly from Breakfast at Tiffany's ... or any of those creepy guys from the Bachelor. You're skilled at inspiring a chase. The real test is picking the person to slow down for. What Kind of Seducer Are You?
My Very First Blog....ever
Ok ppl, I'm not sure what ti put in here. Only thing I can think of is to ask if I should put on pics of my dick. Probably not the best topic for my first blog entry, but I guess it'll have to do.
Valetines Kid Contest Updates
~~Valetines SweetHeart contest ~~ I am looking for kid pics for my Valetines contest! Want to enter send me your link in my inbox and i will add your little sweetheart into my contest! 1st Kid is..... with 340 comments 2nd Kid is...... with 42 comments 3rd Kid is...... with 5 comments 4th Kid is...... with 1 comments most comments wins! you can comment bomb ur own pic! Contest will open on 2/9 thur 2/14 So hurry up and get the pics in to me. Winners will win 2 prizes each. Thanks Maria Click on the pic to enter contest! ~~UBER MARIA ..Angel Family Founder~~@ CherryTAP
The Lost
I heard from someone that you are in love with me. That is something that I would never have seen. Your love I didn't notice as warm I thought that you would only harm. My heart was afraid to let you inside, Maybe it is something I would only hide. When you looked in my eyes and took my hand, Walked beside me on the beach, in the cold wet sand. I never saw it coming, your expression, your words. A poem flowing from your soul, I have never heard. I chased you and wanted you to hold me nights But you pushed me away, as if in flight. So I desided to keep my distance and stay a little cold Now you are hitting full force, acting so bold. Telling me you need me when the nights are long, Telling me tears are flowing when you hear, "Our Song." This is all news to me, this passion that you begun....... Can't you see, it's much too late, and your not the one? The rain will continue falling, the wind will be strong.... And I hope you can one day forget about "
Please Comment
Ok, So I entered my 1st contest a few days ago and was just going to see how I did without posting a blog. Unfortunately, I only have 4 comments at the moment. So I am asking all friends and anyone who checks me out or whatever, to take a peak at the contest and rate and comment on my pic. Remember, this is a comment contest so if you are going to rate it, please at least say hi. I look forward to hearing all your comments. The link to the contest is: http://cherrytap.com/images.php?u=158234&albumid=188010 I will show my respects to everyone who comments. Thank you. Cathungry69
Things That Chap My Ass...
TODAY I HAVE TWO MAJOR BEEFS..THERAPISTS AND THE BRAINDEAD PEOPLE THAT GO TO THESE QUACKS....THE THERAPISTS MAKE THEIR 6 TO 7 FIGURE INCOME BY TELLIN YOU HOW MUCH YOU SUCK AND HOW THEY THINK YOU NEED TO FIX IT...ALL THE WHILE THEY'RE ENJOYING THE FACT THAT THERE'S SOMEONE STUPID ENOUGH TO ACTUALLY PAY FOR THIS SO MUCH THAT THEY'RE DOING NAUGHTY STUFF TO THEMSELVES UNDER THE DESK...DID I NOT GET THE MEMO?...I MEAN COME ON, IF YOU WERE SMART ENOUGH TO REALIZE THAT IT IS WRONG TO TOUCH THE NEIGHBORS SHEEP IN WAYS THAT PEOPLE WERE NEVER MEANT TO TOUCH SHEEP...AND THAT IT IS NOT THE MOST MORALLY CORRECT OR SANITARY THING TO DO...ESPECIALLY SINCE YOU'VE MANAGED TO PATENT YOUR OWN TECHNIQUE...YOU SHOULDN'T FEEL THE NEED TO GO ON MONTEL AND SHARE IT WITH ME WHILE I'M TRYIN TO EAT MY SPAM SANDWICH MAN...LOOK AT DR. PHIL...THE DUDE LOOKS LIKE A GIANT TALLYWHACKER WITH A MUSTACHE...DO YOU REALLY WANT A GIANT MUSTACHED TALLYWHACKER GIVIN YOU LIFE ADVICE?...WE'VE BECOME A BUNCH OF WHINING PANSIE
How Dirty Is My Mind?
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Dark Desire (old One)
Dark desires fill my heart, keep me in a world apart. Hold me close and keep me tight, fill me throughout the night. Make my choices, touch me true, tell me what you want me to do. Let me know and let me feel, make me scream, cause me to squeal. Master please, fill my senses, Push me till my body tenses. Take me over past the edge. Make me step off the ledge. As dark desires fill my heart and keep me in a world apart, let me know you love me true, Posses my body, my mind too. Your private property I will be. Craving you, and your ecstasy. Master, call me your own, and I'll answer with every moan. As dark desires fill my heart, and keep me in a world apart, I know that you're a dream come true, whatever it is, you decide to do.
Always.
always remember to forget the things that made u sad. but never forget to REMEMBER the things that made u glad... always remember to forget the troubles that have passed away. but never forget to REMEMBER the blessings that come each day...
Moving Along Real Well
Well I finished my final complete edit on the book and sent it back. Now the publisher will format it, typeset it, and send me proofs for my final okay. After that we get the cover and other red tape. It's starting to get good now. Started writing the next book.
Christina
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Three Days Grace
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Green Day 2
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Loyal
How loyal are you? To whom is your loyalty lies? I think loyal is soooo overated. Esp. when it comes to your employee. Employee in my opinion is the last thing on earth that deserve your loyalty including those blood sucker high up in the air nose bosses! They dont care about you at all. So what should you care about them too? It's 2 way street. If they can treat you right I suggest try hard to move on before too late!
"f'd Up" Friday...
Wow did I have a great start to my weekend... Or is it a finaly to an very nasty week... Friday started out alright, Was suppost to be easy. A few places to go, clean up ... Then it happened the co-worker I was working with got the tip of the middle finger cut / smashed off. Tried to rush the co-worker to the hospital, It was my luck that it happeed at the beach and staging for the boat show was going on topped with people stopping in the middle of the street waiting for parking spaces. Finaly made it to the hospital and the person's finger could be saved .. so they say. I still feel guilty even thought I shouldn't Before that my laptop died, my camera was broken,.... blah blah ... i dont think i should say any more I still have tomorrow...
Fuck It !!!
I am sick of waiting around for useless fuckers!!! I hope you choke. PUSSY.
~ Angel By My Side ~
Our Original song dedicated to the Men and Women of the United States Armed Forces. Written, recorded, arranged, produced and performed by Kathy Dolan ( vocals, accordion, keyboards) and Vic Caracciola ( accoustic and lead guitars). Sean Dolan on lead vocals and drums with Mike Todd on bass guitar. Http://www.shannonbreeze.com email kathydolan@nyc.rr.com for information.
Blast!
Tom And Jami SOO Rock!...They Just Bought Me A 7 Day Blast!...Thats The Nicest Thing Anyone Has Ever Done For Me On Here! x0x To Them :)
How To Touch A Girl
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Posting Up
heyy boyz and girls see this is how i roll the more u sign the more u see of me and trust me my piczz get much better then thar 1 i got atm ;P so keep in... seeya babyz
Everlasting Friends
Everlasting Friends Body: Sometimes people come into your life for only a short time. You enjoy the time spent with them and will always remember the memories made during their brief stay in your life. Others come along and touch your heart and change your life forever, they are the ones who become everlasting friends. Everlasting friends are rare, and if you are lucky, in your lifetime you may make two or three. You find them in many different places and in some surprising ways. They can be made in a chance meeting at a store, in your neighborhood, or even here on the Internet with someone you have never met in person! You will easily recognize who your everlasting friends are, they are the ones who know everything about you, and everyone else in your family too and still stick around! They are always there to laugh, and cry with you. They listen and HEAR you when you share things with them, be it a funny story, a rant about something that went wrong in your life that day, or a
Foreplay In Texting
Hugs Kisses Nibbles Licks Your flesh against mine Skin to skin Hands exploring Mouths searching Fingers probing Tongues dancing Bodies reaching Souls entertwined Lost in Passion Found in Love. Snuggle Cuddle Spoon Sleep.
Omfg U Guys So Rock!!!!
I WANNA TY ALLLLLLLLLLLL WHO HAVE HELPED SO FAR!!! I WAS DOWN TODAY BY GOD ATLEAST 500 U GUYS COME AROUND AND FUCKING BRING ME RIGHT BACK UP!!!! THIS IS WHAT I AM TALKIN ABOUT W00T!!!! TY ALL SO MUCH I WILL BE RETURNING THE FAVORS JUST TRYIN TO KEEP UP WITH YALL!!! HUGZZZ N MUCH LUV ~MICHELLE~AKA DARK
Since U Been Gone
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Life
Life is about learning from mistakes and creating memories. Creating life. Creating beauty. Live. Life is about love and happiness. Letting go of pain. The past. Looking only to the future. We must. Life is a story that we act out. We choose our lines. We walk them. It all revolves around choice. Letting go is hard but must be done if we are to move forward in this journey we call life. Life is magickal and mysterious. Life is defined by actions. Life is real. So live like youve never lived. Love like youve never loved. Be happy like you want. It all comes from within.
My Princess,my Wife
For My Dear Wife, On This Usual Day; I Write You This Poem, In My Own Special Way. I Wanted To Tell You, In Words Of My Own; You're The Most Precious Person, That I've Ever Known. You're The Prettiest Girl, Than Any I've Seen; Your Body Is Flawless, So Slender And Lean. Your Eyes Have That Sparkle, That I Can't Live Without; One Day Without Them, And I'd Die There's No Doubt. And I Just Lose Control, When I Glance At Your Hair; Those Curls Are Just Stunning, So Perfect And Rare. You're The Most Caring Person, That I've Ever Met; There's No One Like You, And That I Can Bet. What Attracts Me The Most, Is Your Sweet And Kind Touch; You're A Gift Sent From Heaven, And I Love You So Much. So Hold Me As Close, As You Possibly Can; 'Cause Now And Forever, I Am Your Man.
A Table Set For Two
Candles flicker softly on a table set for two, There's no one on the earth tonight except for me and you. A nice romantic dinner and a bottle of chilled wine, And we are here together in a moment stopped in time. A love so few have ever known and this is its birth night, Alone within our little world, you and I and candlelight. So soon we will set free the feelings that we want to share. And I am held here spellbound by your laughter in the air. Thoughts of love like falling leaves, Swirling in the autumn breeze, Flow in our minds and in our eyes, A tender look and longing sighs, We touch and as the fire starts, That we have kindled in our hearts, We kiss and hear the angels sing, As heavens gift to me you bring, No more to live my life alone, And in your soul I found my home, At peace within your loving arms, Captivated by your charms, And happily I'd die for you, Here at this table set for two.
Constant Thunder
I was once lost in darkness, A wandering nomadic fool, Teetering on the edge of reason, About to plunge into the abyss, Then a light shone down, Lifted me out of darkness, Touched my soul with grace, And beat love into my heart, That was when I met you, My loving wife, For so long now you Have continued to save me, Day after day, You gave me the reason to be, To live and to feel love, To go on and find my dreams, As long as you were there, I just wanted to let you know, That I could never fully express How much I feel for you, When I love you Seems so simple, How can you put into words The power of desire I have for you, Pray to God, Channel the muse, And let my fingers type the words, My heart beats because of you, My soul is bright and alive, Because of you, And even when the trails of today Seem to distract me, My love is always devoted to you, It is eternal within my heart, Like a constant thunder in my soul.
When We Danced
Soft gentle stare Warm tender touch You took my hand And we danced Arms around me Light dragging moves Cheek warm against mine Breathing deep from the soul Long have I searched Finally I have found When you took my hand And we danced
A Kreative Thought... Rap
You know what I am sick of? People claiming rap requires more talent than other genres and people claiming rap is decent music. It's not. When you point out how horrible rap is to many people, they just don't get it. A lot of close-minded obnoxious people would obviously like to know why I hold such a passion in hating rap, unfortunately they choose to ignore true talent and thus they fail to comprehend just why it sucks. It is for those short-sighted dumbasses, that I will now explain my reasoning. First off, don't get me wrong. Not ALL rap is bad. I don't believe an entire genre can be classified as bad simply because the way people interpret things are different. But there comes a point when even interpretation does not account for the pathetic attempt at "music" these "musicians" create. I'm sure there's plenty of decent "underground" rap, if you like rap in general *I however, do not* but that is the minority. The majority of rap is absolutely laughable. As with any fo
He Kissed Me
A couple of people I used to work with invited me out to a club in Downtown Oklahoma City to a place called City Walk. It's a bunch of clubs in one building. I had fun, but then as I had a few drinks I was getting tipsy and one of my EX co-workers was watching out for me. I would play flirt with him, but not really attracted to him, but as the night went on I started playing grab ass with the hot guys walking by me. The club was pretty packed so I had plenty booty to grab at and arms with muscles to feel. I don't think Gordon liked that I was doing that. But I think he really likes me. I'm not into him, but he's a very sweet guy and has a ton of friends, but is single at 31, never been kissed. He's very shy and nervous, but lastnight I think he had allot to drink also and put the moves on me. He kissed me "tight-lipped" his first kiss. I know it was his first kiss because it was like getting kissed by a little kid. Another one of HIS co-workers witness "the kiss" and took a picture. I
The Creation Of Pussy
THE CREATION OF PUSSY _____________________ SEVEN WISE MEN WITH KNOWLEDGE SO FINE. CREATED A PUSSY TO THEIR OWN DESIGN. FIRST WAS THE BUTCHER, SMART WITH WIT. USING A KNIFE, HE GAVE IT A SLIT. SECOND WAS A CARPENTER, STRONG AND BOLD, WITH HAMMER AND CHISEL, HE GAVE IT A HOLE. THIRD WAS A TAILOR, TALL AND THIN, USING RED VELVET, HE LINED IT WITHIN. FOURTH WAS A HUNTER, SHORT AND STOUT, WITH A PIECE OF FOX-FUR, HE LINED IT WITHOUT. FIFTH WAS A PREACHER, BY THE NAME OF McGEE, TOUCHED IT AND BLESSED IT, AND SAID IT COULD PEE. SIXTH WAS A FISHERMAN, NASTY AS HELL, THREW IT A FISH AND GAVE IT A SMELL. LAST WAS A SAILOR, DIRTY LITTLE RUNT, FUCKED IT AND SUCKED IT AND CALLED IT A CUNT.
Confusion!!!!!
HEARTS POUNDING! HEADS REACING! FINDING ITS WAY TO THE END. CHASING, PACING TRYING TO FIND ITS WAY FREE. FREE LET ME BE FREE.. THOUGHTS CHASING, RACING, PACING THREW MY HEAD. LIKE A BAT OUT OF HELL. TEARS PLEADING. FIND THE END. FIND THE BEGINNING. WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE? IS THERE A DIFFERENCE? BETWEEN THE END AND THE BEGINNING. ALL THESE THINGS RACING, PACING THREW MY MIND. I WANT THE END I WANT THE BEGINNING. FLYING....HIDING....TRYING....LOOKING....SEARCHING.....FOR THE END...THE BEGINNING.....THE INBETWEEN!!!!!!!!!
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holy mother full of grace bless my lovers georgous face bless his arms that are so strong keep his hands where they belong bless his dick the one i sucked bless the bed in which we fucked and if his wife should walk in bless this shit that we'd be in
Another Lost Soul Moves On
Vickie Lynn Hogan died last week,Better know as Anna Nichole Smith.Awoman i never really respected ,but am saddened by the passing of her life,and the tragidy it was.Just like her name,i think she stumbled threw life never knowing who she wanted to be.and lived and died in the role she found esiest to play,she followed marilyn and all the sadness and loniness that life brings,not being loved ,but only sought after for your body,fame ,and fortune.today 1 more so called lover comes crawling outta the cracks to lay claim to your baby girl ,and all the weath she brings now,i feel sad that she will never know her brother or mother, but her mother really never knew her self.finding out the hard way ,love and happiness can never be bought only earned.so good bye Vickie Lynn i hope you find yourself as you journy on.as we put your story on the shelf with the label another hollywood tradgety
You Play
Your eyes are your weapons. You control my heart. You stand in the middle. You play the part. The aura of your beauty, as you stare into my soul, makes me contemplate your unspoken goal. The scent of your skin, as I slowly breathe in, makes the erotic animal come alive within. Your eyes are your weapons. You control my heart. You stand in the middle. You play the part. I have no defense; my desire for you is so, viciously immense. I am just a man; like the flames that you fan. Your eyes are your weapons. You control my heart. You stand in the middle. You play the part. You are the temptress; you have control. I am the one who desires to know you so. Your eyes are your weapons. You control my heart. You stand in the middle. You play the part.
Ohhh,quench The Thirst....
I am in need my corazon. My soul's desire is you. Come to me my beautiful one. Quench the thirst in my soul. I am in want mi amor. My passion is raging out of control. Touch me and fill the void inside me. Come to me my heart, my soul. I long for you my love. Devour me the way I long to devour you. Give all your love to me. I am in need my corazon. My soul's desire is you.
Zeroes
Heroes Zeroes
Love
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Faith
Ask me, does God exist? any different time, I'll give you a dozen answers. Is there reason? Does love exist? a dozen different answers. In the desert of our perceptions thirsting for a drop of meaning, forgetting, always forgetting, we are the wellspring. Ask me about God, I'll give you a mirror, look inside, ask me about love, I'll have no answers. Where does reason reside? In your mind, forget your heart. Where is god or love or faith? Ask yourself, I've moved on.
An Italian,a Bum,and Gay Guy In The Hell
There were three guys in hell. an Italian guy , a bum and a gay guy. One day the devil says to them I'm gonna give you one more chance on Earth, but you can't have your favorite thing. "Italian guy, you can't have any pizza. Bum, you can never shag money again. Gay guy, you can never have sex with another man." So the devil sends them back to Earth and they wind up in front of a pizza shop. The Italian guy just can't control himself and he runs in and eats a piece of pizza, POOF! Now the gay guy and the bum are walking down the street and the gay guy spots a $100 bill and points it out to the bum. The bum bends over and picks it up with the gay guy behind him and, POOF!... POOF!
Poor Daddy;-))
One day a little boy woke up and sat down at the table expecting breakfast. However, his mother says, "You don't get any breakfast until you do your chores." A little pissed off, the boy goes out to do his chores. When he goes to milk the cow, he kicks it. When he goes to get eggs he kicks a chicken, and when he goes to feed the pigs, he kicks a pig. When the little boy sits down his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal. "Where is the bacon, eggs and milk?" asks the little boy. His mother replies, "I saw you kick the cow, so you don't get any milk; I saw you kick a chicken so you don't get eggs; and I saw you kick a pig so you don't get any bacon!" Just as she finishes saying this, the boy's father comes down the stairs and kicks the cat. The little boy looks up at his mother and asks, "Do you want to tell him, or should I?"
Guestbook
I've signed so many of these things i said wat the hell i'll put one up of my own. so please come by and sign my guestbook.
**plastic Shaman**
To all those who sell sweats and those who are interested, please be aware that people already died in there because of such fraudulent, ignorant and money hungry people. A sweat is something delicate and if one isn't in good health they should not attend. Ask your physician first and get checked out. For sure you should never have to pay for it. But if you're getting ask for money.....for your own sake, just stay away. From: *Star* Date: Feb 13, 2007 9:20 AM Do you think you are “Indian by heart” or were “an Indian in a past life?” Do you admire Native ways and want to incorporate them into your life and do “your own” version of a sweat lodge or a vision quest? Have you seen ads, books, and websites that offer to “train you to be come a shaman” in an easy number of steps, a few days on the weekend, or for a fee? Have you really thought this all the way through? Have you thought about how native people feel about what you might want to do? Please think about these im
Valentines Day..bah Humbug!
I hate this time of year
To All Members Of My Heaven Here.....with Compliments
Just Random Thinking
I realized something today about relationships especially romantic ones..and that is I don't always take my own advice lol I used to always tell my friend when she had a problem with her guy that as long as she has told him how she feels about a certain thing or what she wants or expects then he really should make an effort to be considerate of that and try to avoid within reason whatever he is doing or not doing that upsets her so much...that if he really cared he would make the effort. In her case it was him not calling when he said he would and not expressing his feelings like she needed. Well I've been guilty of the same thing as him, like today, not really considering the other person's feelings about something although he has told me, I heard him but didn't really try to be more careful and avoid it. And I do really really care about him. So what I've told her all this time isn't always true. It wasn't a major stumbling block but ya know what if it was and I just disregard
Cosmik Debris
FOR MY FRIEND, COSMIC DEBRIS
The Service
I saw you there all dressed in white I thought you were a beautiful sight your long thick hair done up just right The faded skin so unlike you the pale face and lips of blue never something you would do A beautiful blood red rose only inches from your nose I hope you're not in panty hose Your heart has stopped in mid life was it the struggle or the strife that took away mother and wife Being here has me nervous watching they who don't deserve this I never thought I'd watch my own service ©Dark
Pentagon Caught Red Handed In An Attempt To Frame Iran: Iran Does Not Manufacture 81mm Mortar Shells
Pentagon Caught Red Handed in an attempt to Frame Iran: Iran Does Not Manufacture 81MM Mortar Shells According to a report offered by the Jaffee Center for Strategic Studies at Tel Aviv University, connected to the Saban Center for Middle East Policy at the neocon Brookings Institute, the smallest mortar produced by Iran is the 107mm M-30. http://www.globalresearch.ca/index.php?context=viewArticle&code=NIM20070213&articleId=4772
Poem I Wrote
like rain like cold like brave like bold, god made you and broke the mold, i iwsh it be you to forever hold, forget what i;m told, better than any i've done or sold. lost and confused my lonely heart abused, short fused, running on empty. i'll make you love me if you let me
Brrrrrrrrrr
I'm cold. It's snowing outside. Who's going to keep me warm? If you live in the Northeast then you know all about the snow. And if you don't, then you're a lucky motherfucker. Since I don't have anyone to snuggle with, I suppose Goldschlager will have to do. ;o)
Oh Dear,waiting & Wanting
A shadowy figure lurks near A silent visitor! A messenger of fear Sending shivers up my spine It's clear, I fear It's wanting and waiting For someone here I hear its rhythmic breath That measured sound Of approaching death And I am alerted of its quest It is clear, I fear It's wanting and waiting For someone here It's wanting and waiting for someone here, But wanting and waiting for who? For me, or for you? Getting accustomed to it near To its powerful presence! No longer do I cringe in fear It's now a welcomed guest! I entertain this new friend dear While it's wanting and waiting For someone here Maybe I'm just a little crazy But I do enjoy its company! I appreciate its mystery And its morbid curiousity Strangely, I don't mind the fact That...it's wanting and waiting Just for me! Oh dear! Now I fear, It could be true That it's wanting and waiting, Just for you!
A Message Loud & Clear
I love her attitude Her passionate sense of purpose Her strong convictions Magnetic personality Her sensuality Oh yeah! She fills my life with laughter Brings forth the best in me She makes my heart sing My knees shake Makes my entire being -- vibrate Oh yeah!
Chaotic
chaotic echoes in my head crowding together grounding out my thoughts smothering my id running rampant in me all the things iv heard all iv said the speculations the condemnations bury m e under and avalanche of happenstance colors of off shades shades of off colors violins and chellows ringing in the back ground a tyranny of sound the yelling of my emotions braying like a hound running on without pause for a period staying ahead of the madness staying ahead of the avalanche of sound falling down round and round, dwelling be damned its all coming to a head rapidly reaching a crash-endow of multi colored shadows of who i was and who i've become transposed on who i shall be do you see the twisting in me as i see it in thee is it madness to be three i think so but what do i know what do you think but wait it doesn't matter what you think i don t even know what i think the connections in my mind that allow such organization
Not Much Going On.
Ok. The day before valentines day. I just went to school, and dropped my ex off at the homeless shelter. ( she works there right now. ) I need to do my english and my math.
Thank You For The Level.. Again!
This is to all my VIC buddies for the freaking b*tch-ton of 11's I got today.. I burned mine pretty quick hitting you back :) And everyone who rated me all day long.. this happy hour stuff ain't that bad :) i dont fully agree with paying 100 dollars for it, but the benefits are nice
Happy Valentines And Humpday
Hope everyone is having a happy Valentines Day. I found this cute comment and had to share it with you. smooches..Lorie Courtesy of SparkleTags.com
The Pain And Sorrow This Is A True Story About My Friend Please Read I Put My Name In Place To Protect Her Good Name
I'm going to tell you a tale about a little girl who's life god didn't put together very well. Her mom always beat her. she was raped at such an early age everyone she ever loved didn't feel the same. she couldn't stand the pain. she couldn't stand the sorrow everything she was waiting for she hoped would come tomorrow. her mom hit her so she would try to run away but every time she got caught it just caused her more pain. she never did anything to deserve such abuse her mom made her feel so low "please mommy stop" she would beg that cry would get her another blow she must not have been loved for she was punished by cigarette burns her face black and blue her little arm broken in two. she would hit her hard and call her names "your a waste and should be ashamed" I love you mommy was all she said. "shut your mouth" she would scream or i will hit you again. she couldn't stand the pain she couldn't stand the sorrow everything she waiting s
Tattoo Contest
~~ Okay Tattoo contest time again ~~ I'm doing a Tattoo contest again cause those are fun! Contest opens on 2/14 thur 2/ 21 1st Tattoo is...... with 1 comments 2nd Tattoo is...... with 1 comments 3rd Tattoo is...... with 1 comments 4th Tattoo is.... with 1 comments Most comments wins! 2 gifts for first 3 winners.....everyone gets a prize Get your Pics in to me so i can add them in. thanks Maria Click pic to enter..... Maria Wife To Be Of ???ìk??$72 ~!~......Angel Family Founder~~@ CherryTAP
A Breath Away
When you are a breath away. Tingling shivers, emotions flow as rivers, uncontrollable. Heart stops, skips, hurts, cannot assert, will. Tongue, silent, can't form words in storm, of desire. Knees weakening under stress, wanting to possess, you. Thoughts lost, obscure, cannot endure, confusion. Sweet misery is calling, sirens enthralling, me. When you are a breath away. Push away, or take to breast, give me rest, in you. But not, Just a breath away.
Dancing
Dancing I wish I were dancing Floating across the floor He is wearing a suit I, a gown The music, sweet and melodious Finds me twirling in a fantasy land Filled with happiness Laughter Love His warm embrace Tickles my senses And my heart surges forward And then As I am looking into his eyes Searching every corner of his perfect soul I stop And realize that I'm not in a ballroom Not in a gown I'm just standing, staring into his eyes And I'm dancing - Jennifer Suzanne Brown -
Happy Valentines Day,- Read The Bottom, It's Not Just The Same Old Blog.
Happy valentines day. Another response to a bullitine sort of thing. — Wednesday, February 14, 2007 It's long, but it's worth reading. -To every girl that is SCARED to put her heart out there again, because she has been HURT too many times or so badly. -To every girl that has been cheated on, because she's not a slut who gives it up to any guy. -To every girl that dresses cute, not skanky. -To every girl who wants to be called beautiful, not hot. -To every girl that will spend her whole day looking for the perfect present for you. -To every girl who gets her heart broken, because he chose that bitch instead. -To every girl that would die to have a decent boyfriend. -To every girl who would just once like to be treated like a princess. -To every girl that cries at night because of another heartbreak. -To every girl that won't get
Wow This Is Lame
wheres all these peps at that u know actually talk?
Yeah If U Have A Penis U Need To Dieee
i had plans with this guy i had been talking to since like dec...fucking didnt answer the phone at all when we had plans on Sat. (i wouldnt have cared as much, but hes done this more than once) and other deceitful things that im embarassed to mention now, cause I sound stupid, but COME ON, I just dont want to be dicked around anymore. Dear god, Id rather be dealing with Casey right now. Atleast he wasn't as big of a DOUCHE
My Valentine's Day Gift
My Valentine's Day Gift by BlueWolf A dozen red roses A bouquet of balloons A box of fine chocolates A vial of perfume A beautiful card With a verse oh so sweet A beautiful pendant With matching earrings These are the things You always give Now I love each one Since they came from you But listen now Darlin’ To what I say Here’s what I need On this Valentine’s Day Won’t cost you a penny And I’ll love it more Than all of the presents You’ve brought me before A good morning kiss Each morn when we wake Whispered I love yous All through the day A hug when I need it A smile when I’m down The gift of laughter When I need a clown Be there by my side A companion true With love in your heart Like I have for you Each evening My Darlin’ As I lay by your side Hold me close to your heart All through the night If these things You’ll give to me I promise you true A happier woman You’ll never see...........
Thirsty Thursday
Hey thete sweeties, Hope everyone had a good Valentines Day!!! Lorie Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from www.sexiluv.com
Spin The Chamber...take The Chance
this pen hasnt touched paper in days, whats the point, theres nothing left. was anything ever what it seems, hey man could you just point me in the right direction, i have it in my hands but i cant read the map, i fucked up at the intersection, im on the wrong path. im done with this place and all it put me through, break the bottles and cut my wrists my open eyes point foreward but i only see the past. this pen hasnt touched paper in days, theres no point i have nothing to say, look into my eyes theres nothing left. this place got bigger and it just assumes theres always a bright side, well hey mister do the things you love hold you back? its not like it matters what the hells left if i dont buy myself? with my heart in my hand i must make this decision, love it or leave it, this games over but i still cant hear the whistle blow. if you need a shoulder, lean on me, im lost in the memory of you, i'll leave the door open, wrap your arms around my neck, get the gun and play russian roule
Salmonella Outbreak, Please Read And Look At This
- Consumers should throw away certain jars of Peter Pan and Great Value peanut butter after the spread was linked to a salmonella outbreak that has sickened almost 300 people around the country, ConAgra said. Lids of jars produced by ConAgra Foods with a product code beginning "2111" can be returned to the company for a refund, the company said. which is peter pan peter peanutbutter and great value peanutbutter but please check code on your jar even if name is different
Military Wives/husbands
I st want to say THANK YOU to all the military wives/husbands out there who support their Soldier no matter what they believe in the political arena. my hat is off to all of you who go through more ups and downs in one day than most military members do yes we are in danger 75%-90% of the time but like you wonderful spouses we depend on each other to make it through each day. We are able to better do our jobs out where ever we may be just by knowing that you are back at home kickin asses and yaken names back there. So to all of you spouses like i said my hat is off to you and i salute each and everyone of you. I hope and pray that each and every one of your family members makes it back. I have been there and would go back again to give any of my fellow soldiers a well deserved break from what they see each day, and if i could i would help each and everyone of you if i were able. That is the way of the military family and i am proud to have each one of you in my family. Whe
Sunrise And Sunset
SUNRISE AND SUNSET Bless the dawn. The coming of the light. To banish the shades and specters. Of this dark and dreary night. For despair had hold of me Though i am not free. I can for a time. Breath. Bless the twilight Bless the coming of the dark. To hide me from the prying eyes Of those who judge and reject Though I am not free I can for a time Breath
People
You know there are so many different people out there... I have met alot of great people here on CT and some who I think just add people to get teh points for it.... If you truely want to be friends and keep in touch thats cool.... DONT use people to gain something... I am a real friendly person and yes I add everyone who wants to add me but I am not doing it for points.... I rate and comment on people to help them win contests and all that cause friends help friends.... Out of all the people I know here on CT only about 5 people are in constant contact with me... I try to send comments to all the ones on my list and it gets tiresome but I try.... If u truely want to add me as a friend please do so if u only want points think about it before adding me....Thanks for letting me vent... Cassie
Some One Stold It
There is a thief that stolen something dear, some thing close to me I cant live with out it I came home and it was gone I aint sure when it was stolen but it is gone I have had it long and I am not sure that I can live with out it for now its gone When the time comes Im going to need it I had it put up I thought in a safe place But some one found it and took it If I had it I hold it dear for no one needs it like I do we could trade we could share it but someone stolen it and now I dont have it So if you got it you need to take care of it I would like for you to hold on to it for me only if it is safe only if you can be warm with it if you can take care of it I will let you keep it If you return it please dont break it for once its broke it can not be fixed if you hurt it will not be yours but as long as you can be true to it will be yours As time goes by the filling of it being gone does not hurt no longer for I know that you will keep it safe and hold it dear not to ti
Yo Yo Effect
Im sick of the Yo Yo Effect. Sick of people calling me for consecutive days, and then dropping me. I got a major exam (nypd) in 1 week and Im sick of people hurting me, I dont need this now.
Ndnnews Link
I donated, come on everybody give something...AND PLEASE REPOST! And a HUGE thank you to those who have reposted this and given what they could... Many Thanks to~NDN News PLEASE FORWARD THIS TO YOUR CONTACTS AND LISTS! WE NEED TO SPREAD THE WORD ASAP! It was barely been getting above zero over the past few weeks, some days it gets up to the teens, last night was about -15 and has been that way for weeks. We had up to -35 for several nights as well. People having to burn their clothes to generate heat is appalling, The Gov't seems to find money for the things they want, its time for them to come up with money to help the people of this country! In the mean time, there are non profit org's that work specifically on this issue to get funding for heating assistance. If you can help at all, EVERY dollar helps folks, PLEASE donate what you are able to help get propane for the people on the rez's here. I trust and endorse this org completely, I know that all the funds go t
Rectial Practice
It's not often that i record myself on video playing the violin...but my sister encouraged me to do so as i was already practising for a recital performance. The video quality and sound is not that good but i suppose it will do for now! :) Hope that you enjoy it, let me know what you think of it.
Its Your Love~tim Mcgraw
Dancing in the dark, middle of the night Taking your heart and holding it tight Emotional touch, touching my skin And asking you to do what you've been doing all over again Oh, it's a beautiful thing Don't think I can keep it all in I just gotta let you know What it is that won't let me go (Chorus) It's your love, it just does something to me It sends a shock right through me I can't get enough And if you wonder about the spell I'm under Oh,It's your love Better than I was, more than I am And all of this happend by taking your hand And who I am now is who I wanted to be And now that we're together I'm stronger than ever, I'm happy and free Oh, it's a beautiful thing Don't think I can keep it all in (Oh) And if you ask me why I've changed All I gotta do is say your sweet name (Chorus) Oh, Baby It's a beautiful thing Don't think I can keep it all in I just gotta let you know What it is that won't let me go (Chorus) It's your love It's your l
Mirror Of My Heart
Block!
Attempting to get down n dirty in my writting, I suck. I worked out 5 paragraphs, and now I am at a hault. Generally it flows. Normally, I have an abundance of words available. Today, I am on LOCK! I need motivation. I need inspiration. Honestly, I need, hmmmmm sex. Said, out there, what to do with that?
Dag...here I Go Again
How can you tell if a younger man or older man is a better lover? @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Shit i hope this one is blast @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Mmmmmm I think it will do a double take @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ cause you may have to think on it @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ THE @ @ @ @ @ @ answer @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ and think on it....and be puzzle @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Cause maybe.... @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ okay i tell your the answer @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ when you look over on the table.... and see a bottle of viagra completely emptied and the his love stick is always saluting you.
Whats A Girl To Do????
there this man that i really do like ok he is really special to me he is warm ,kind ,loving, caring, i wanna tell him how i feel but i dont wanna rush things with him if i did tell him....this man does mean alot to me i do care for him soooo much....what should i do ?????
Faithfully I'll Stand With You
Faithfully I'll Stand With You by Tonese Rene Reed I want to love you endlessly I want to give you everything I'm going to give you all of me I'm going to love you faithfully I see I have a good man Someone who truly understands The one who'll lead me by the hand It must have all been in God's plan In a world so cold I saw that fairytales were real I saw that love could conquer all I learned that I could finally feel I can't wait to say, "I do" To look in your precious eyes How beautiful it's going to be To stand as husband and wife There's just so much I'd do for you Words could never explain I'm blessed to have someone like you Who'll now to the end kiss away my pain
To My X Girl
my girl... tha fact that i hurt yooh makes me wanna hurl nuff said n dun lets give it another whirl.... hahaha im fukkin round with yooh but on real talk... now that yooh r not minez im no longer finez it hurtz 2 look at our words 2 each other n rememberin all tha good timez n no im not just tryin to feed yooh sum fake linez yes i dumped yooh baby but please reconsider bein with me please say maybe baby say n-e-thing other then tha word no but if thats what yooh wanna say ill understand n try to let yooh go i kno i have not been tha best girlfriend n i kno tha rules once its over its over but maybe this 1 time tha rules can bend im sorry n i kno i should let it be but i cant n wont i want yooh back baby please 4give me?!?!? im sorry baby!!!
If....
if tomorrow does not shelter me in it's dark and dusty day... will u still be there to pick me off the floor? if the night comes and takes me in the peacefullness of my sleep.. what would u do if u was not here anymore? would u cry out loud with curses to the world or would u sit back and let the feelings go? would u shake ur fists in anger at a stranger... or just not talk anymore... would u hide beneath the smile u have and keep the pain out of ur eyes?? or would u not even know that u loved me until then.. would u then realize? if i leave this world suddenly.. would u be ready for the change? do u think that u would miss me or would u not remember my name? does anyone really know anyone? does anyone really care? cause u know what? i have a heart and it is a heart that i constantly share. so tell me now what would u do.. what if god took me today? do u think that u would be ready for that? or would u turn and just walk away? just remember that i leave
Another Empty Photo
I want to write Something Just for you But I’d rather Say it I can rewrite A thousand words But I don’t want To delay this See, I’ve got This thought One of those BIG ideas I think about Procrastinating But I would hate To leave you waiting If you hear it You won’t need To wonder What it’s all About You’ll hear me Read it Out loud
Untitled
How can you expect respect from yourself, don't expect respect from anyone else? Do it for you, do it for yourself, cause in the end it'll be waiting there for you. Don't take shit, stand up for yourself, don't do it for wealth.Don't do it for anyone else. Look in the mirror now, don't you want something more then just self respect? Something more, then just lookin back with regret?
Please Share With All
Let's send it around the world. FRIENDS ARE BORN, NOT MADE This is a poem being sent from a Marine to his Dad. For those who take the time to read it, you'll see a letter from him to his Dad at the bottom. It makes you truly thankful for not only the Marines, but ALL of our troops. THE MARINE We all came together, Both young and old To fight for our freedom, To stand and be bold. In the midst of all evil, We stand our ground, And we protect our country From all terror around. Peace and not war, Is what some people say. But I'll give my life, So you can live the American way. I give you the right To talk of your peace. To stand in your groups, and protest in our streets. But still I fight on,
Expectations Of Change
Expectations Of Change by: Heather and Rev joe The oysters are Clambering Atop and sliding Snowflakes glisten By the streetlight Creating shadows Of angels In the air What is leaving but a new beginning does the page open again a new book or a new chapter Of your journey The watercolors Reflecting this life The whispers Of illustration The gallery Of your mind Writing that seems to melt Make it known now that Your art is pricless It is beyond Value Mix me a potion Close thine eyes, The airy azure darkness painted behind the eyelids never leaves Your vision Vanishes You are left With beliefs shrill notes a cacophony of sound bedlam and morass, Take me where the plaintive trills of birds sound and still the leavings resound
What Would You Invent?
Is there something that you would invent if you could that would make your life easier? Something that you just think would be cool to have around? IF so, what would it be?
1588 Comments To Go..
Hey people .. Come help me wrap up this contest.. 1588 comments to go.. Please help a girl out.. For the person who gets me my 15,000 comments and emails me first saying they did.. I will buy them a silver motorcycle.. Thank you Everyone that helped out so far.. Lots of love goes out to you.. And a big kiss to the few main people who comment bombs me everyday.. you know who you are.. I loves you guys!!! you kick Ass!! Well here's the link.. you know how it goes.. Lots of Love and Kisses _~Pole Princess~
2nd Time Around
Ralph came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep sleep. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St. Peter said, "You died in your sleep, Ralph." Ralph was stunned. "I'm dead? No, I can't be! I've got too much to live for. Send me back!" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- St. Peter said, "I'm sorry, but there's only one way you can go back: as a chicken." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ralph was devastated, but begged St. Peter to send him to a farm near his home. The next thing he knew, he was covered with feathers, clucking, and pecking the ground. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A rooster strolled past. "So, you're the new hen, eh? How's your first day here?" -----------------------------------
Cheating At Nursing Home
A young woman was doing her daily rounds at a nursing home when she entered one of the rooms. There on the bed sat John looking straight forward with his arms out in front of him as if he were holding a steering wheel. "what are you doing, John?" asked the woman. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Driving to Chicago, yep, driving to Chicago. John replied. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- So the woman just finished cleaning up and on the way out of the room said See you when you get back form Chicago, John. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Yep, driving to Chicago John muttered. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- So the woman enters the next room and there sits George on his bed with a full hard-on masterbating violently. --------------------------------------------------------------------
#1 Riles For Men....(lol)
Please note these are all numbered "1" for a reason! 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us bitching about you leaving it down. 1. Sometimes we are not thinking about you. Live with it. 1. Saturday = Sports 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. We don't remember dates. Mark them on a calendar and remind us frequently. 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. 1. Check your oil! Please. 1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days. 1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. We refuse to answer that questio
Getting Started
I have been trying to get in shape for a couple of years. I want to go from 220 to 190. I am hoping to post pictures here as I go along.
Since The Day You Were Born
Stop playing scared and realize your worth it because when you do you will meet the person thats been waiting for you since the day you were born.....
Enough Is Enough!!!!!!!!!
I am sorry but after hearing they want to sing the National Anthem in Spanish - enough is enough. Nowhere did they sing it in Italian, Polish, Irish (Celtic), German or any other language because of immigration. It was written by Francis Scott Key and should be sung word for word the way it was written The news broadcasts even gave the translation -- not even close. Sorry if this offends anyone but this is MY COUNTRY - IF IT IS YOUR COUNTRY SPEAK UP -- please pass this along. I am not against immigration -- just come through like everyone else. Get a sponsor; have a place to lay your head; have a job; pay your taxes, live by the rules AND LEARN THE LANGUAGE as all other immigrants have in the past -- and GOD BLESS AMERICA! PART OF THE PROBLEM Think about this: If you don't want to forward this for fear of offending someone -- YOU'RE PART OF THE PROBLEM !!!! It is Time for America to Speak up If you agree -- pass this along; if you don't agree -- delete it!
In Waiting
Laying in waiting....you said you would Come - where are you? The sun is dancing all around me - My web is shining with the mornin' dew Laying in waiting...for the magic I know Will happen when we meet Laying in waiting....for a vision of You to sweep me off my feet. Time is moving , oh , so fast - where Can you be? Laying in waiting for your touch , will soon End the mystery. Aching for your arms , I can almost Feel your heart beat- Laying in waiting...for your love - Under the hot summers heat. Laying in waiting...or you real or a Dream I hope will come true ? A fantasy swirling in my mind Caught up in the ecstasy of you. Laying in waiting.....I know you will Come to me soon- We'll make passionate love under the Seeing eyes of the moon. Laying in waiting....darling....when Will you come to me? I'm drawing you in as a spider to a Fly...I won't set you free I will bring you great pleasures - In this tangled web that I weav
U.s. Marine Sentenced To 8 Years Prison In Kidnap-murder Of Iraqi Civilian 17 Feb 2007
U.S. marine sentenced to 8 years prison in kidnap-murder of Iraqi civilian 17 Feb 2007 A U.S. marine was sentenced Saturday to eight years in military prison for his role in the kidnapping and murder of an Iraqi man. Lance Cpl. Robert Pennington was part of an eight-member squad accused of kidnapping and killing Hashim Ibrahim Awad, 52, last April in the Iraqi town Hamdania. Investigators said the marines dragged Awad from his home, shot him and then planted an AK-47 assault rifle and a shovel by his body to make it look like he was an insurgent planting a bomb. http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/World/2007/02/17/3641878-ap.html
Hottiest Man Contest !
~~Hottiest Man On CT Contest ~~ I Need sexxy hot men for this contest. If you want to enter please send me your link to your pic to my inbox! Woman Enroll your sexxy Boyfriends Or Husbands And Men enter yourselfs! 1st Hottiest Man is...... with 1 comments 2nd Hottiest Man is...... with 1 comments 3rd Hottiest Man is...... with 1 comments 4th Hottiest Man is...... with 1 comments Most comments wins! 2 Gifts each winner! Higher points better gifts. But 2 gifts per person awarded! Contest will start on 2/19 thur 2 /26 Thanks Maria Click on pic to enter contest! Maria ~!~......Angel Family Founder~~@ CherryTAP
Gunshot Wounds Are A Main Symptom Of Alcoholism
I am so very proud of myself. I turned off my computer last night and did not turn it back on until just a few minutes ago. Of course, this meant that I not only forgot once, but twice about the Valentine Weekend Horror Movie Fest, but uh... meep? Kaela, I will only rate you 11s from now on. Shannon and I went to the Sebastopol flea market today. Not many goodies there, but I didn't need to spend money anyway. He bought me a snowflake obsidian turtle pendant, and in return I bought him a medical book written in 1923. It's a wonderful piece of literature, I can tell you that! I also grabbed a few drilled tumbled stones to make necklaces and charms out of. This one vendor... oh wow... he had a terminated three-color tourmaline that was about three or four inches long. He saw me drooling on it and asked $100. Grr (I can get something similar off eBay for $30-$45). He also had some really gorgeous rough amethyst, a huge crystal ball, a pretty labradorite pendant, and a hank
My Karma
You Have Good Karma In general, you like to do the right thing when it comes to others. Your caring personality really shines through. Sure, you have your moments of weakness - and occasionally act out. But, all in all, you're karma is good... even with those few dark spots. How's Your Karma?
Irreplaceable
Haku 3
Wake up black people, wake up if we want to be taken seriously in today sociality we must take care of the shit at home. The senseless hating on your fellow brother must end, the violence in streets over nothin must come to a halt, the way we raise our young children must change. What happen to black unity we need that and if we ever want to raise and overcome we must drop the slave mentality and have a new way of thinking. BLACK POWER!!! POWER TO THE PEOPLE!!!
Beautiful Women................
Did you know that it's Beautiful Women Month? Well, it is and that means you and me !!! I'm supposed to send this to FIVE BEAUTIFUL WOMEN, and you are one of them !!! (Of course I sent this to more than five). Below is a wonderful poem Audrey Hepburn wrote when asked to share her "beauty tips." It was read at her funeral years later. For attractive lips, speak words of kindness.. For lovely eyes, seek out the good in people. For a slim figure, share your food with the hungry. For beautiful hair, let a child run his/her fingers through it once a day. For poise, walk with the knowledge that you never walk alone. People, even more than things, have to be restored, renewed, revived, reclaimed, and redeemed; never throw out anyone. Remember, if you ever need a helping hand, you will find one at the end of each of your arms. As you grow older, you will discover that you have two hands; one for helping yourself, and the other for helping others. If you share this with another wom
Horse Withperer
Subject: Horse Withperer Old, butt still funneeeeeeeeeee Bob calls his buddy Sam, the horse rancher, and says he's sending a friend over to look at a horse. Sam asks "How will I recognize him?" That's easy, he's a midget with a speech impediment." So, the midget shows up, and Sam asks him if he's looking for a male or female horse. "A female horth." So he shows him a prized filly. "Nith lookin horth. Can I thee her eyeth"? Sam picks up the midget and he gives the horse's eyes the once over. "Nith eyeth, can I thee her earzth"? So he picks the little fella up again, and shows him the horse's ears. "Nith earzth, can I see her mouf"? The rancher is gettin' pretty ticked off by this point, but he picks him up again and shows him the horse's mouth. "Nice mouf, can I see her twat"? Totally mad at this point, the rancher grabs him under his arms and rams the midget's head as far as he can up the horse's twat, pulls him out and slams h
Poetry 5
wake up confused lying naked on the floor ashamed of what was said things that were done the night before listening to the rain patterns on the roof silently whispering voices lamenting this fool keeping eyes shut tight drowning guilty pleasures wanting to start this over pieces were mine and never yours cancer in my chest desert for a heart barren behind the eyes wasted from the very start nothing left to save nothing left to salvage just room of broken memories everything else thrown in the garbage
Death Night
Death Night Rage beneath my skin Hate inside my heart My soul striped clean from me My world torn apart The ONE in my life that I hold dear Gone forever in the drop of a tear I lost her tonight The one thing that I fear I hate myself I deserve to die Outward I shake Inward I cry Uncontrollable spasms Wrought with malice and spite There is no salvation I can't make things right I lost my world today It fell in a black pit Deep in the abyss of lost souls Alone I sit On this day, where I begged and prayed My calls were unanswered My needs turned away I cry here tonight My heart ripped open I cannot feel my limbs The blood gone frozen My mind races in directions That none should flow My rage runs black My anger aglow I despise who I have become I hate who I am The world would be better Without such a man To coward too to kill him To brave to let be I know that he will be judging me Where my prayers go They are left unread W
The Smile *blah*
This is the dribble that comes out when I have a stupid smile! Thanks Josh! hehehehe ;) Smile You gave me my smile Today You saw it in my eyes It warmed your heart You decided then and there To make me smile every time I saw you Every time We talk I can’t make it stop From dawn to dusk From dusk to dawn I have a smile On my mind is where you Stay Everyday you are finding More and more of my Heart to call home With every smile You break down One more wall You let me be who I am You let me smile for no reason You give me all the reasons To smile I smile you!
Letter To My Dream Girl
There are girls and there are beautiful girls but what separates them is their simplicity. In the short run beauty certainly counts but in the long run it is simplicity that counts much. What I mean by this is that in the long run girls who are simple are beautiful girls. Beauty like the rose fades but simplicity never fades. It will remain forever from here to the eternity. They say that minds are like parachutes and they function only when open. My mind and heart have amalgamated and this had never happened to me before in my life. I cannot lie to you cause after seeing you, I am becoming more and more curious with each passage of time. The curiosity is teasing me. It teases me much and I am helpless cause curiosity is like a wheel rolling on and on. Have heard that love is a circle whose center is everywhere but whose circumference is nowhere. But I think I have now seen the circumference too and this would not have been possible sans you. The verity is that I am not only seeing the
One Magic Night
From her mysterious eyes, a mesmirizing message sizzled to him that she was unlike anyone he had ever met before. His life and heart would never be the same for knowing her and he would never forget the first time their eyes met across the floor. She was petite, standing only five foot two inches high. Her hair was red and her eyes were blue/green. Her skin was pale, creamy and tended to freckle. She was the most beautiful thing he'd ever seen. Her voluptuous figure was encased in a long flowing gown of emerald green velvet that lovingly trailed behind. The square neckline of her gown was enhanced by an embroidered gold and green trim, the medieval kind. The long red hair flowed and curled in abandon down her shapely back and made him want to bury his fingers in its silky length. The slant of her eyes, the contours of her face and the
And Be The One Who Catches All Your Tears
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Marry What?
If you want someone who will eat whatever you put in front of him and never says its not quite as good as his mother made it, then buy a dog. If you want someone always willing to go out, at any hour, for as long and wherever you want, then buy a dog. If you want someone who will never touch the remote, doesn't care about football, and can sit next to you as you watch romantic movies, then buy a dog. If you want someone who is content to get up on your bed just to warm your feet and whom you can push off if he snores, then buy a dog. If you want someone who never criticizes what you do, doesn't care if you are pretty or ugly, fat or thin, young or old, who acts as if every word you say is especially worthy of listening to, and loves you unconditionally, perpetually, then buy a dog. But, on the other hand, if you want someone who will never come when you call, ignores you totally when you come home, leaves hair all over the place, walks all over you, r
Rose Garden
New Tattoo Contest
~~ Okay Tattoo contest time again ~~ I'm doing a Tattoo contest again cause those are fun! Contest opens on 2/14 thur 2/ 21 1st Tattoo is...... with 145 comments 2nd Tattoo is...... with 3 comments 3rd Tattoo is...... with 1 comments 4th Tattoo is.... with 4 1 comments 5th tattoo is...... with 3 comments 6th Tattoo is...... with 3 comments Most comments wins! 2 gifts for first 3 winners.....everyone gets a prize Get your Pics in to me so i can add them in. thanks Maria Click pic to enter..... Maria Wife To Be Of ???ìk??$72 ~!~......Angel Family Founder~~@ CherryTAP
Heres My 2 Cents On All This Crap
Music Video:BOSSY (by Kelis)Music Video Code provided by Video Code Zone SO HERE GOES MY 2 CENTS ON THIS WHOLE NEW SITE CHANGE... I DONT GIVE A FUCK...ITS 30 SECONDS TO WAIT I AM HERE ALL THE TIME ANYWAYS.. BUT I DO THINK FOR THE PAY FOR MEBERS THEY HAVE THE RIGHT TO BITCH BOYCOTT W/E. THIS SITE ISNT ABOUT FRIENDS.. ITS ABOUT COMPETITION..DONT GET ME WRONG I HAVE MET ALOT OF PPL ON THIS SITE.MOSTLY FROM ME SPEED COMMENT BOMBIN THERE ASSES..LMFAO! I DONT NEED THIS SITE TO TALK TO MY FRIENDS .. I HAVE THEM ON MY YAHOO LIST..BUT I DID BRING MOST OF MY FRIENDS TO THIS SITE.. FOR FUN..AND YES THEY HAVE MET NEW PPL.NOW QUIT UR BITCHING AND SEND MY PAGE SUM BLING!!!!AND PLZ DONT FUCKING REPOST THIS.. YOU WILL WASTE 10 $ AND IT WILL TAKE YOU TWICE AS LONG TO MAKE THAT BACK NOW .. LMFAO!!!!!!!! BABY J IS THE MUTHA FUCKIN MAN HE GOT US ALL TRIPPEN!!!SO BIG PROPS TO BABY J FOR KEEPIN US ONA SHORT LEASH.. BUT I DO THINK THE EL CHEAPO CAN AFFORD A BETTER SERVER AND MAY
In The Wind
In the Wind Can you feel it As it blows over your face Touches your cheeks Kisses your lips Runs through your hair It carries my love with it Caresses you when I cant Lets me touch you Lets me catch your breath And carries it home to me I am waiting to feel it touch me Run itself over my mouth So It can let me taste you Smell you, feel you So next time the wind Blows hard on your face Kiss it back
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What Are We Doing?
2/20/07 - Hey! we don't have an official website...you know...because we're not computer nerds. we're just a couple of guys that like to play and sing. Anyone can be our fans...as long as you don't have simplex 1. simplex 2 we're alright with, but 1 freaks us out.loljk Ttyl! p.s. DON'T STOP ROCKING [ ALERT ] - There was only like 100 copies of our first album, because we're not axactly rich. I think I have $15 in my name.lol I think we're gonna be able to step it up to 200 copies this time around. Thanx to our friends and families. Our first cd had only 8 full length songs on it, but this one's gonna have 12. We'll try to post some up every now and then. Don't know when, but we will. ;-P
Last Song
sometimes we are so blind and its hard to see who cares if you take more drugs then me i can see youre not happy I feel the need to set you free you know your candle burns at both ends and soon youll make the trip back again youll ride along side the red moon and sing your swan song and be in tune with the light of the day going away the reaper bows and asks you to pay your sins like gold in his hand spread the ashes of your life across the land on bending knee youll pray for me lost on the shores of the sea crashing into rocks and falling down seeing your life end without a sound I can only hold on for so long just long enough for your last song then back i go into my world again never to see you again my only friend
Locked Up
So have I told ya’ll that I’m fascinated with documentaries about jail??.... Last night, I stayed up until 1 am just to watch a two-hour special on the LA County jail system. (mainly cuz I dont have cable and Im jacked up from those stacker 2's ive been poppin while on this weight loss kick).....But.....The shit is just fascinatin.....the whole subculture and day to day life of folks there. It reminds me of when I was in the joint…. and I’m not talking about that sticky-icky in rolling papers I smoked back in the day that made me feel like I was weightlessly skateboarding on the bass line of Aaliyah’s One In A Million in a crater on the moon. I’m talking ’bout jail, son! That’s right!! A brutha was incarcerated. Why the stunned look?? Yeah, I did some time.... Shit man, I’m Black right? I’m a man, right? Well okay then… what the hell you expect? You know we go to jail like White people go to Jimmy Buffett concerts. Niggaritaville, if you will. I mean,
Journeys Of Hope And Despair....
can be quite exasperating. A friend of mine has posted a blog about the story of his journey through this despairing journey and the journey, now, towards renewed hope. He wrote it very eloquently and I had to respond. "Journeys are always facing us in our lives; they just take on differing faces all the time. I love to read what you write about because you are able to express your feelings in a way that makes sense and is so identifiable with similar journeys that I have trodden upon myself. I KNOW that you will see the light as you face a new love that will take away the depression and darkness that clouds your journey at this time. Trust me, while the new love will bring forth a light, you will be embarking upon another journey to discovering renewed trust, commitment, and love like you have never experienced before. Journeys never really end; just take on new faces. I have told folks that I am always on a new journey, always on a quest for something new. I beli
With Great Expectations
My deep Desires Are growing Deeper within my Thoughts Desperately Awaiting your arrival With great expectations for you To fulfill my sensual Pleasures You only come twice a year And then It’s over so quickly you don’t Give me the opportunity to Savor The taste of your mouth Watering juice Leaving my Mouth With expectations of your Nectar as you Captivate my every Thought of exotic desires Of our encounter Anxiously Waiting to slide my Mouth On your tight buns Dripping With your special sauce Sinking my tongue on Your smelly onion Buns on My Mouth How I love your Delicious Tasting scrumptious Buns that Hold your tantalizing Ri
Short True Stories....kisser
Dear Friends, In this humble writer's opinion, humans are not born good kissers. Kissing is an art that is learned, and one often requiring lots of practice, but learning the correct techniques is well worth the time and trouble. It takes two to create a truly wonderful kiss. Both parties must give their all. As a bonus, truly good kissing can result in a high almost as good as making love. After learning to kiss well during my teens, I developed a passion for a truly wonderful kiss. To me, a good kiss is the embodiment of love, oft telling more about a person than any other singular action. As a single man , I’ve had more than my fair share of kisses. There are many men who can curl your toes with a kiss, but much to the dismay, there are almost just as many men who seem to be totally clueless. I can only reason some girl or woman told them they were a good kisser at some point in their past, and that girl or woman didn’t have a clue about go
Tuesday Night
Well, did the 1st day at the new job. Other than the 90 minute commute in, including 45 minutes in a dark subway tunnel stop, the day went pretty well. Getting used to "government work." Still trying to figure this place out. Some pages are damn hard to read, and I still wish there was a way to read all my friends blogs easily. Thanks to all my friends out there, and still wondering if people might be interested in a local gathering. Maybe when I get high enough Cherry I'll send out a Mumm.
Hottest Tattoo New Person
~~ Hottest Tattoo On CT Contest ~~ I'm doing a HottestTattoo contest and need pics of Tattoos u think are Hot! Contest starts 2/22 thur 2/29 Most comments wins! 1st Tattoo is...... with 1 comments 2nd Tattoo is...... with 1 comments 3rd Tattoo is...... with 1 comments You can comment bomb ur own pic! V.I.P. starts at 1,000 or more comments and everyone gets a V.I.C. gift with it! So send me your pic link to my inbox and i will enter you! Thanks Maria Click pic to enter contest! ~Maria~ Woman Beware Of The STupid Married Man Named Jake On Here.....~ Angel Family ~ (Founder)@ CherryTAP
Haha Wtf!?!
Ok so like I mentioned before I was gonna look up Blue Angel by Squirrel Nut Zippers.... Needless to say I'm side tracked by Eiffel 65 and that Blue song... ROTFLMAO.... Honestly... I haven't heard this song in years... Kinda makes you wanna dance... Hahah... I had to share the retarded moment. Its getting put on my playlist... top track so everyone can share in the stupid. Also, I blog an aweful lot... Whats the deal with that!?! I think I just have a lot to say and no one to say it to... Who knows... Neil comes home friday.. W00t Diner... I miss the diner I get to go to the diner. -Does happy dance- i need something to do during the summer... I think I might chill in a big truck.. See the country. It'd be nice... I'm so utterly sick of this place. hmmhmm Ok I'm done for now... Eiffel 65 is over. =(
How To Tell If You Need To Pray At Work
When a co-worker comes in a little too happy singing "good morning" to everyone and you think, "Somebody needs to slap the s#@! out of her"...You need to pray at work. When someone comes in and announces, "office meeting in 5 minutes," and you think, "what the f*&% do they want now?"..... You need to pray at work. When your computer is mysteriously turned off and you want to say, "which one of you sons of b*&^%$# turned off my computer?"..... You need to pray at work. When you and a co-worker are discussing something, and a third person comes in and says, "well at my last office...," and you want to throw a stapler at him...... You need to pray at work. When you hear a co-worker call your name and the first thing that crosses your mind is, "what the h*&^ does she want now?" and you try to hide underneath your desk......... You need to pray at work. When you are asked to stay late and help do someone else's work and the first thing that pops in your head is, "both of y'al
Call Me With Your Fantasies
Confess to me now. Are your dark fantasies driving you crazy? Want someone to confide in? I will listen to all of your deepest, darkest secrets. Tell me everything. You know you want to. See more of me at www.niteflirt.com/madamconfessor, listen to my hot recording or speak to me at If I'm not taking calls, then send me an e-mail and tell me what you like.
My Poetry!!
The Vows I give To Thee On this day I give to you, A ring and these vows that I hope will do. To show you my love and warm your heart, I promise to love you like I have from the start. You've inspired me to hope and believe, And you've given me air when I couldn't breathe. You helped me open my eyes, so I could see. You've done all these things and so much more, And I'll keep on praying forevermore. To Keep, To Cherish, To Love, To Hold, To Be Together, And Grow Old. You and Me... Do you think of me when I think of you? Do you see me when I see you? Do you love me when I love you? Do you kiss me when I kiss you? Do you touch me when I touch you? Do you dream of me when I dream of you? Do you notice me when I notice you? Do you want me when I want you? Do you care for me when I care for you? Do you promise to be there for me when I promise to be there for you? Do you picture your life with me when I picture my life with you? T
Hey Folks
Sorry for the silence lately. I was away on business and didn't have time to veg online at all. Look forward to catching up with everyone, so stay tuned. Off to Atlanta on Sunday for a few days as well. Pete
A Few New Pics Posted...
Stop by and rate...comment, too, if ya like. :o)
Work...
If you don’t know what it is, call it an ‘issue’… If you don’t know how it works, call it a ‘process’… If you don’t know whether its worth doing, call it an ‘option’… If you don’t know how it could possibly be done call it a ‘challenge’ or an ‘exciting opportunity’… If you want to confuse people, ask them about ‘customers’… If you don’t know how to do something, ‘empower’ someone else to do it for you… If you can’t take decisions, ‘create space’ for others to operate… If you need a decision, call a ‘workshop’ to ‘network’ and ‘ground the issue’, followed by an ‘away day’ to ‘position the elephant in the room’ and achieve ‘buy-in’… Never criticize or boast, call it ‘information sharing’… Never call something a failure or mistake, its a ‘positive learning experience’… Never argue, have an ‘adult conversation’… Here are some helpful ways to get along at the workplace... If you can’t get your work done in the first 24 hours, work nights… A pat on t
Bottom Of A Bottle
Been scared and lonely I've asked myself is something wrong with you My girlfriend told me I need some time alone to deal with issues But something makes me carry on It's difficult to understand Why I always wanna fly I do it for the drugs I do it just to feel alive I do it for the love That I get from the bottom of a bottle You always call me And ask me how I make it through the day I'm always fallin' I guess it's just God's way of making me pay But something makes me carry on It's difficult to understand, why I always wanna fly I do it for the drugs I do it just to feel alive I do it for the love That I get from the bottom of a bottle I do it for the drugs I do it just to feel alive I do it for the love That I get from the bottom of a bottle When I, I wonder why I try And I, I wonder why I bother And I, I wonder why I cry Why I, I go through all this trouble I do it for the drugs I do it just to feel alive I do it for the love That I get
How To Touch A Girl...
I think I could like you, I already do. Feelings can grow, but they can go away too. You're taking my hand, looking into my eyes. Don't be in a rush to get me tonight. I feel something happening; could this be a spark? To satisfy me baby, you gotta satisfy my heart. Do you know How to Touch a Girl? If you want me so much, first I have to know: Are you thoughtful and kind? Do you care what's on my mind? Or am I just for show? You'll go far in this world if you know How to Touch a Girl. I think I could like you, but I keep holding back, 'cause I can't seem to tell if you're fiction or fact. Show me you can laugh, show me you can cry. Show me who you really are, deep down inside. Do you feel something happening? Could this be for real? I don't know right now, but tonight we'll reveal: Do you know How to Touch a Girl? If you want me so much, first I have to know: Are you thoughtful and kind? Do you care what's on my mind? Or am I just for
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Lets Do It
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Kaviar's Cure For The Common Cold...
and whatever else is going around....like SARS, Bird Flu, That Jiffy Peanut Butter shit, Commin down off a fucked up ecstacy roll, meth binge....whatever..... anyways.... One of my myspace friends happens to be a little under the weather..... so just like any good "friend" would do.... I gave her one of those good old Big Momma nem....Hernando Ms......I got Indian in my family........sweet tater pie with a rutabaga casserole....you'll feel betta damorra...(tomorrow)....pour some rubitussin on it remedies..... now while this hasnt been approved by any medical society of doctors or any health care professionals period.... THIS HERE SHYT WORX!!! fa real, fa real..... so I suggest trying this...only if you feel like total pure dee shyt (and shyt is a relative term).....cuz shit you will.....and plenty of it.... this is gonna sound like a weird remedy....but i promise you it works.... get totally shitfaced drunk (AT HOME)...(ALONE) with a drink that you n
For My Love
I wanna be the girl that makes your heart mend I wanna be the one who lights up your world again You know I wanna be with you forever Make memories and never let go ever Try to make you know what a good life you have Dont leave me baby your all I have Just remember one thing no matter what Your in my heart till I feel death touch
Please Say A Prayer For Me.....
I HAVE TO GO INTO HOSPITAL TONIGHT FOR A FEW TESTS BUT THEY MAY WANT TO KEEP ME FOR OBSERVATION....BUT ANYHOW PLEASE PRAY I DO NOT PANIC BETWEEN NOW AND THEN MY NERVES ARE SHOT...AND IM BI POLAR SO IF YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS YOU KNOW IM LIABLE TO FREAK OUT BIG TIME....THANK YOU ALL...LOVE TAMMY
Confessions Of A Heartbreaker
okay i stole this from one of my frat brothers blogs..... I found it very insightful....and thought provoking.... I know this guy very well.....and knows exactly that what he speaks is the truth.... I will post my experience in another bulletin..... and you guys are welcome to compare and contrast.... here goes: Category: Romance and Relationships Over the years, I've played every game that you can think of when it comes to RELATIONSHIPS. I've lied, cheated, turned the tables to make the woman think that she was the one that was wrong, and Hell, I've even acted a fool before Birthdays, Valentine's, and Christimas and eventually came back right after New Years just so I wouldn't have to buy a gift(ain't that some bull? I know, right). Growing up, I never really knew what a successful relationship was suppose to be about because I never saw one. All I ever thought in relationships was that a man was SUPPOSE to be a mack and if you didn't have more than three gir
I Am The Sexiest Redneck On Cherry Tap
HOW ABOUT THAT? When MissRodeo asked me if I wanted to join that contest I thought I would just be fodder amongst all the other guys. Thanks to a fantastic team of people who gathered with me and nailed the s**t out of the comments I went and won the darn thing. I'm not really sure what all it means except a lot of new friends and a pretty darn good feeling, but to me that's more than enough. Thanks to all you folks who chipped in. The last I looked before I learned about winning, we had more than doubled the next closest competitor. Down below is the lucky picture one more time. Bless y'all THE Cowboy
Is Is Bad
Drinking what does it cause? To damn much fun when u wake up in the night and early morning trying to chew ur arm off. What a night. But then u wake up next to someone that is tryuing to chew there arm off what a great night. In the end why not have fun u only live once. Why not have fun?
Prayer Request
Matthew 21:21 “Jesus answered and said...if ye shall say unto this mountain, Be thou removed, and be thou cast into the sea; it shall be done.” When a nation loses its ability to discern morality, it embarks on a slippery slope toward self-destruction. When a nation turns its back on the commands of God, He will say, “That’s the last step. I wash My hands. You asked for it. You got it.” America is in a crisis and unless we have a moral rebirth, we will join the graveyard of the nations. It’s time to wake up. Time is passing. It’s time to look up. Jesus is coming. It’s time to sober up. Satan is working. It’s time to pray up. Mountains need moving. Ask the Lord to heal our land, forgiving the iniquities of the wicked by bringing salvation to their souls. YOU CAN MAKE A DIFFERENCE just pray!
Tomorrow Night's Wrestling Show!
This was late notice but I just got a call and was told that the matches have been signed and are posted! First Class Pro Wrestling Presents: Fatal February @ Jimmy's Country Place in Bushnell Main Event FCPW Champion Neil Faith VS Blade Walker FCPW Light Heavyweight Championship Match. Fatal 4 Way Kris Anderson vs. Jay Icon vs. Remix vs. Freestyle FCPW Interstate Title Match Champion Sgt. Hardcore VS Pretty Boy Lloyd Also appearing Nooie Lee, Victor Pain, The Green Baret, Big Men Express, Root of All Evil, Jayson Taylor, Ace Valvone, and many more FCPW stars. Doors open at 6:30pm matches start at 7:30pm TICKETS PRICES ARE AS FOLLOWS: ADULT $10 Ages 7 - 17 $5 7 AND UNDER ARE FREE FOR MORE INFORMATION CALL Kris Anderson at 352-502-1569
Real Cooks Network!
Did you know???? If you go to REAL COOKS, you can answer Rachel Ray's magazine's question of the month regarding a variety of cooking issues. Sooooo, you too can be a star!! :D Kat
Deth Certificates
Your Deth Certificates have arrived. All my ded friends please come by and pick yours up soon. my pics. Ded Things folder Mike
1997 (tonight We're Gonna Party Like It's...)
Get in the pick-up truck, we're goin' for a ride Come one man, it's a downhill slide Remember the dead boys Crawl in the back, we're goin' downtown Come on bro, we can both fall down Remember the dead boys Got a big old cheap plastic bottle of gin Nasty, but it'll do you in Got to keep on talkin' so you don't come to What the hell, what the fuck is wrong with you? Midnight ride 1997, One two three Motherfucker you're going down tonight We're takin' you in We're takin' you out Midnight ride, one two three, come on Tonight we're gonna party like it's 1997 I know you're tearin' shit up and you drunk yourself wild I been drinkin' since I was a child Remember the dead boys I know you outweigh me by fifty pounds That won't matter in a couple of rounds If the cops get here first, you're a dead man You know I'm doin' all I can Sing along, bro', with the Dead Boys and the New York Dolls You know we like that noise Midnight ride, 1997, One two thre
Me
Ok, for all those that want to know the true me! I have Multiple sclerosis, which is a long-term disease that evolves over a period of 30 to 40 years. It’s a chronic generally progressive disease of the myelin of the central nervous system. It is NOT CONTAGIOUS! It replaces the myelin with scar tissue. It can not be cured, but it can be control to a degree with medication and exercise. For some people is can be crippling and/or worse. For me it just means: I’m not allowed to get behind the wheel of a car...NOT EVERYONE IS THE SAME! I have days when I get tired fast, or days when I don’t feel good...but hey, can you name someone that doesn’t? So please, DON’T JUDGE ME WITHOUT KNOWING ME!
Groaners
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now. The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. To write with a broken pencil is pointless. When fish are in schools they sometimes take debate. The short fortune teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large. A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months. A thief fell and broke his leg in wet cement. He became a hardened criminal. Thieves who steal corn from a garden could be charged with stalking. We'll never run out of math teachers because they always multiply. When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U C L A. The math professor went crazy with the blackboard. He did a number on it. The professor discovered that her theory of earthquakes was on shaky ground. The dead batteries were given out free of charge
Damaged Goods
My soul is screaming For the one in my heart Why am I dreaming For what we can never start? We had our chance We were both too scared To try this dance With our souls bared. I need you more Than I can admit I'm not so sure I can take this shit. The moment we kissed I knew in was in too deep It will be on that list I replay while I sleep. I've loved you twice And now you know. But with your wife You cannot let it show. Maybe you love me I cannot be certain. Call it serendipity As to why I never win. I'm a horrible girl But I never let you see I've hidden my world Hoping you could love me. But I'm broken and battered And you deserve so much more Than a girl who is tattered No better than a whore. You will never know How bad it hurts Walking away so slow And crying in spurts. You will find a better love Much stronger than me Someone to shove Me from your memory. I wish I was enough To be all that you need. Though it's been rou
About Me?
Name:Kimberly Michele Birthday:January 1 = Im 34 Home Town: Groton Connecticut - currently in SouthCarolina Hair Color:Currently black Eye Color:blue - but they cange to green and grey Height:5-7 Weight:185 - yep Im a chubby chick Favorite Color:Pink Favorite Food:fresh salad Your Status:Divorced Music : Anything I can relate to with a good beat Movie: What dreams May Come Book: The Unwanted Occupation: Mommy Hobbies: the computer Recreaction: I like mountain climbing , rock climbing , reppelling,hiking , nature walks ,playing tag,dancing in the rain,playing on the jungle gym,ice skating,roller skatting,traveling (half of these I dont get to do anymore) Goals: I want to fall in love and get married again , start a new family and be happy.I want to buy a home and be the perfect house wife.
To Realize You
Sitting here I realize I never belonged. After several tries I have given up. For someone who never cries the tears are coming quickly now. I'm finally seeing through your lies see you clearly for the first time and as I look at you I realize that I never knew the real you.
Lies In Your Eyes
Looking into your eyes I see so much loss. I see all the lies, and the life we tossed.
Raped: Defined.
when your body isn't yours anymore and you won't let anyone touch you because you feel so cheap it means that he has succeeded and you are a victim to him and a prisoner to yourself locked away where no one can reach you where no one can touch you all because he told you that if you ever let any one touch you the way that he did, then you were nothing but a common slut.
I Hate Snow!!!
I really hate all this fucking snow we just got dumped on us here in the Midwest. I live in Milwaukee, WI, and on Friday night, it started to snow at 11PM. Just as I was walking out of work. Talk about shitty timing. We ended up getting about a foot of snow over night. Then it stopped snowing sometime in the early morning. It started to snow, yet again today, Saturday, at about 8PM. We are expected to get another 2 to 3 feet of snow, if not more. The timing could not come at a worse time! I had plans with my youngest son and I had to cancel that. I'm totally bummed out. Oh yeah, and my landlord plowed the parking lot, putting the snow that was plowed, to just below the top of the back bumper!!! Pissed me off to NO end. I can't leave the state due to a stipulation I insisted on when I got divorced in reference to my kids. And I love my job. I'm stuck in this state that I was born and raised in, until at least 2025 when I can retire and move the hell out of dodge!!
Sunday Quickie
The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their 8 year old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony with a Popsicle and tell him to report on all the neighborhood activities. He began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation: "There's a car being towed from the parking lot", he shouted. A few moments passed ... "An ambulance just went by" A few moments later," Looks like the Anderson's have company", he called out. "Matt's riding a new bike....." A few moments later, 'Looks like the Sanders are moving" "Jason is on his skate board...." A few more moments, "The Coopers are having sex!!" Startled, his Mother and Dad shot up in bed ! Dad cautiously called out, "How do you know they are having sex?" "Jimmy Cooper is standing on his balcony with a Popsicle too."
Agoraphobia!!!
HI I THOUGHT I'D POST THIS INFORMATION FOR ALL MY FRIENDS, THIS IS INCASE YOU WANT TO KNOW ABOUT THE CONDITION I SUFFER FROM! Agoraphobia is a form of anxiety disorder, the abnormal fear of expecting or experiencing a difficult or embarrassing situation from which the sufferer cannot find an escape. The word is an English adoption of the Greek words agora (a????) and phobos (f?ß??). Literally translated in modern Greek as "a fear of the marketplace". This translation is the reason of the common misconception that agoraphobia is a fear of open spaces. This is most often not the case since people suffering from agoraphobia usually are not afraid of the open spaces themselves, but of public spaces or of situations where a person is afraid of having a panic attack and will not be able to receive help. Another misconception is that agoraphobia is a fear of "crowded spaces" (which would be the social anxiety disorder). Once again, an agoraphobic does not fear people: he or she rather fears
A Success!!!
The cake went off wonderfully, soon as I get the pics back i will post them here. After all why have a cumming cake if i can't share it lol. After i figured out the mechanics of I wanted it to work it was easy. Thanks to the Mythbusters, the cake spewed sticky sweet goo gorgeously with out obvious outside assistance.. I THINK EVEN THE CHIPPENDALE WAS IMPRESSED Way to go me
~brighten My Days My Friends :)
What Happened The Year You Were Born?
In 1967 (the year you were born) Lyndon B. Johnson is president of the US President Johnson and Soviet premiere Aleksei Kosygin agree not to let any crisis push them into wore Thurgood Marshall is sworn in as the first black Supreme Court justice The first home microwave is released by Amana Dave Matthews, Kurt Cobain, Liz Phair, Vin Diesel, Julia Roberts, and Anna Nicole Smith are born St. Louis Cardinals win the World Series Green Bay Packers in Super Bowl I Boston Bruins win the Stanley Cup Disney's The Jungle Book and The Graduate are the top grossing films One Hundred Years of Solitude by Gabriel Garcia Marquez is published Paul McCartney announces that all four members of the Beatles have "dropped acid" For the first time, Jimi Hendrix sets his guitar on fire during a concert in London Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band is released The first issue of Rolling Stone magazine is published The FCC orders that cigarette ads on tele
Photography/art Contest
Photography/Art contest Greetings Everyone! I eantered a photograpy contest, if you would like to vote you can go to this link and rate and comment only once. NO BOMBING!!! This is not that type of contest. Thank you, Hazel Photography/Art contest rules: *no comment bombing! ONE comment per person please. (I know that in the long run yeah that gives ME more points, but thats not how i want to run this contest. its about exposure of someones talents.) *you can enter either enter photography part of the contest or the art..i dont care if you enter both catagories. *any content is allowed wether its nsfw or not. only no naked minors..of course. if someone looks young then you will have to provide proof of age, for example send me a pic of him/her holding a copy of identification of some sort. *judging is based upon the number of ratings..so if any of you bitter bastards out there get a stick up your ass and rate someones entry a one it counts like a ten.
The World--on Monday
THE WORLD THE WORLD CALLED AND YOURE TOWN IDIOT IS MISSING WHO CARES??? YOURE ROOMATES A BITCH AND TELL HER SHE CAN FUCK THE WORLD, CAUSE I WILL ALWAYS DO WHAT I WANT. AND I DON'T TAKE NO CRAP!!!
Bugatti Veyron
Bugatti Veyron - A funny movie is a click away
I Am
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Happy Hour .. Ends Feb 28
*** SEXIEST PLAYMATE CONTEST ENDS 2/28 *** GO SHOW YOUR FAVORITE PLAYMATE LUV !! COMMENT BOMBING ALLOWED !!! ~~STARTS FEB.16 1 PM EST AND WILL END FEB.28 MIDNIGHT EST ~~ ** DURING HAPPY HOUR YOU CAN MAKE ALOT OF POINTS ** MR. JANUARY.. I.D.G.A.F. MR.FEBRUARY..ARTISAN69(LARRY) MIZZ MARCH..VENUS(SAXXY) MR.APRIL .. DJ LOONEY MR.MAY.. THE SEXY JUGGALO THRILL HAMMER MR.JUNE.. BEN DOVER MIZZ JULY.. MARIA MR.AUGUST..HANDICAP MIKE MIZZ SEPTEMBER..TATTOOGIRL MIZZ OCTOBER..HONEY MR.NOVEMBER.. HSTREET MR.DECEMBER... TIGER
Pics
Still new to this, and learning what I can and can not do here. I was told I could post nude pics. So if anyone wants to se them, cum help me out....
To All Of My Friends
Around the corner I have a friend, In this great city that has no end, Yet the days go by and weeks rush on, And before I know it, a year is gone. And I never see my old friends face, For life is a swift and terrible race, He knows I like him just as well, As in the days when I rang his bell. And he rang mine but we were younger then, And now we are busy, tired men. Tired of playing a foolish game, Tired of trying to make a name. "Tomorrow" I say ! "I will call on Jim Just to show that I'm thinking of him." But tomorrow comes and tomorrow goes, And distance between us grows and grows. Around the corner, yet miles away, "Here's a telegram sir," "Jim died today." And that's what we get and deserve in the end. Around the corner, a vanished friend. Remember to alwa ys say what you mean. If you love someone, tell them. Don't be afraid to express yourself. Reach out and tell someone what they mean to you. Because when you decide that it is the right time it might b
Progress!
How much fuller each day feels when we can be patient & accept tha inches we have progressed. Yet, we r aware of large problems which require miles of progress. We may want others n our lives ta change quickly, we may be impatient with a work situation, or we may feel angry about an issue. Perhaps tha life message 2 us iz we need 2 surrender 2 time. We r on tha road movein n tha direction of wht unseen. The forces of progress r at work. Our growth now may come n learnin patience & trustin tha process. It waz made an inch at a time.
Ross...thanks For Serving! ~ Hugs ~
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A woman came out of her house and saw 3 old men with long white beards > sitting in her front yard. She did not recognize them. > > She said "I don't think I know you, but you must be hungry. Please come > in and have something to eat." > > "Is the man of the house home?", they asked. > > "No," she replied. "He's out." > > "Then we cannot come in," they replied. > > In the evening when her husband came home, she told him what had > Happened. > > "Go tell them I am home and invite them in!" > > The woman went out and invited the men in" > > "We do not go into a House together," they replied. > > "Why is that?" she asked. > > One of the old men explained: "His name is Wealth," he said pointing to > one of his friends, and said pointing to another one, "He is Success, > And I am Love." Then he added, "Now go in and discuss with your husband > which one of us you want in your home?" > > The woman went in and told her husband what was said. Her husband was > ove
Cherrytap Is Officially Better Than Myspace
Despite the fact that this site tends to go offline randomly for next to no reason, at least the mods here ALLOW IMAGES AND MUSIC PLAYERS IN FROM OTHER SITES. CT Mods are not so conceited that they won't allow REAL CONTENT to pervade their online community. I am running out of reasons to go back to Myspace ever again. Seriously, I won't miss the thirteen-year-old whiners who always "need" more comments to add to the 3000 they never read.
Surprising Night [pull Your Pants Down And Read The Night Away Here]
After finding out that her checked luggage had been misrouted and then dropping her enormous bag on her foot, Maia decided to splurge on a taxi. Waiting on the bus in the driving rain might just do her in. Of course she hadn't realized that all of New York's eight million inhabitants would be standing in line for a cab at the same time. Desperate to get home, curl up in bed, and sulk over lacking the nerve to proposition the luscious man sitting next to her on the plane, she tried calling a car service. But none were willing to pick her up for a measly mile and a half ride when they could make more money off someone else. As Maia closed her phone, tears filled her eyes. She wiped them away quickly. It had been a truly sucky day, but that was no excuse for crying in the airport. What the fuck's wrong with me? She took a deep breath. She'd just have to get soaked. But when she turned to head toward the bus stop, she ran straight into a man's hard chest. Her bag crashed to the
Strawberry Fantasy
Cindy gulped down the triple espresso she'd made herself. After getting up at two in the morning and working until noon, she'd tried to take a nap, but she'd been too wired from the anticipation of seeing Derek again that night that she'd been unable to sleep. Now she was desperately tired, but she had no intention of falling asleep before she found out exactly what kind of assistance Derek needed with a strawberry shortcake. Visions of licking whipped cream off his perfectly sculpted body clouded her mind, and she nearly stepped out in front of a speeding car. But she pulled herself back just in time. When the light turned, she raced across the street. She drained the last sip of espresso and put her cup into her backpack as she dug for the key to the bakery's back door. She took a deep breath as she turned the key and let herself into the store room. She heard the low throbbing beat of dance music coming from the kitchen. Derek had to be here then. Every one else on the staff
To Lestat's Dark Covenant Family
What do you guys think about a member card? Do you think it would be practical to have one or would it be a waste of time? Who would make them? What would the card look like? Let's hear some thoughts.
Slipped Away By Avril Lavigne
This video is a little different but it represents my biggest fear!
Just Getting Worse
You know what i think is totally lame and stupid, people that have a name thats a full sentence, it was cool when the first 5 people did it, but now everyone has to do it, how come everyone copies what everyone else does on here.....ahh ha i know why so they can be cool to and level up.....lame..who cares about leveling up, oh one final thought if one more person gets a picture that morphs im gonna puke.....it old done a thousand time ..lame
Is Anyone....???
Anyone here sponsored....motocross, trails, etc...? I ask because I got an offer on SponsorHouse and I need to know how the cobtract sounds. ...First offer but still....want to get some opinions.
Nietzsche
A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything. Friedrich Nietzsche A great value of antiquity lies in the fact that its writings are the only ones that modern men still read with exactness. Friedrich Nietzsche A letter is an unannounced visit, the postman the agent of rude surprises. One ought to reserve an hour a week for receiving letters and afterwards take a bath. Friedrich Nietzsche A pair of powerful spectacles has sometimes sufficed to cure a person in love. Friedrich Nietzsche A subject for a great poet would be God's boredom after the seventh day of creation. Friedrich Nietzsche A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this to endure, it must be assisted by a little physical antipathy. Friedrich Nietzsche After coming into contact with a religious man I always feel I must wash my hands. Friedrich Nietzsche Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent. Friedr
Epicurus
A free life cannot acquire many possessions, because this is not easy to do without servility to mobs or monarchs. Epicurus Death does not concern us, because as long as we exist, death is not here. And when it does come, we no longer exist. Epicurus Do not spoil what you have by desiring what you have not; remember that what you now have was once among the things you only hoped for. Epicurus I have never wished to cater to the crowd; for what I know they do not approve, and what they approve I do not know. Epicurus I never desired to please the rabble. What pleased them, I did not learn; and what I knew was far removed from their understanding. Epicurus I would rather be first in a little Iberian village than second in Rome. Epicurus If God listened to the prayers of men, all men would quickly have perished: for they are forever praying for evil against one another. Epicurus If thou wilt make a man happy, add not unto his riches but take away
10 Rules To Cybersex.....lmao
1. Before becoming involved in any kind of cybersex, please make sure your spouse, boyfriend, kids, etc. are out of the room at the time, (preferably out of the house and not during a major holiday when your in-laws are also present or at a time when all your relatives are in attendance). It really gets difficult to explain the moaning and groaning, while the buzz of various "toys" can be heard. 2. For men, before you begin, please check that your modem protector is on, along with the splash guard for your keyboard. It will stop the future embarrassment of telling the computer technician that your keys are "stuck" and you have no idea why. 3. For women, no matter what you are truly wearing, such as: sweatpants, sweat shirt, torn bathrobe, slippers, t-shirt with stains on the front, bloomer underwear that could cover a car or be used for a parachute, always tell your potential cyber partner you are wearing a thong, garter belt with black stockings, and your best Wonderbra (the one
Hmmm Maybe I Will Get One Of These...lmao
OMG! This is the funniest thing I have read in a while!! HAHA! LOL I guess it's so funny cause I know when I have children this will be sent to me! LOL A letter from a 3rd grade teacher sent home to pagan parents: Dear Mr. and Mrs. Thomas, I write this letter in concern of your daughter, Aradia Moon. Please don't take this the wrong way, however, although she is a straight "A" student and a very bright child, she has some strange habits that I feel we should address. Every morning before class, she insists on walking around the classroom with her pencil held in the air. She says she is "drawing down the moon." I told her Art Class is in an hour and to please wait until then to do any drawing. And speaking of Art Class, whenever she draws a night sky, she insists on drawing little circles around all the stars and people dancing on the ground. And that brings up dancing, I had to stop her twice for taking off her clothes during a game of Ring Around the Rosey! By th
Doctors Jokes
1. A man comes into the ER and yells, "My wife's going to have her baby in the cab!" I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady's dress, and began to take off her underwear. Suddenly I noticed that there were several cabs -and I was in the wrong one. Submitted by Dr. Mark MacDonald, San Antonio, TX. 2. At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and slightly deaf female patient's anterior chest wall. "Big breaths, "I instructed. "Yes, they used to be," replied the patient. Submitted by Dr. Richard Byrnes, Seattle, WA 3. One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told a wife that her husband had died of a massive myocardial infarct. Not more than five minutes later, I heard her reporting to the rest of the family that he had died of a "massive internal fart." Submitted by Dr. Susan Steinberg, Manitoba, Canada 4. During a patient's two week follow-up appointment with his cardiologist, he informed me, his doctor, that he w
The History Of Dracula~~~~part 1
Vlad III the Impaler (Vlad Ţepeş IPA: ['tsepeʃ] in common Romanian reference; also known as Vlad Dracula or Vlad Drăculea and Kazıklı Bey in Turkish; November or December, 1431 – December 1476) was Prince (voivode) of Wallachia, a former polity which is now part of Romania. His three reigns were in 1448, 1456-1462, and 1476. In the English-speaking world, Vlad is best known for the legends of the exceedingly cruel punishments he imposed during his reign, and consequently serving as the inspiration for the vampire main character in Bram Stoker's popular Dracula novel.[citation needed] As Prince, he led an independent policy in relation to the Ottoman Empire, and in Romania he is best remembered as a prince with a deep sense of justice and a defender of Wallachia against Ottoman expansionism. His impact on the expansion of the Ottoman Empire is recognizable in that his successful hold against them bought precious time for western
Darkness
Dark night Starless sky No end in sight To the tears I cry My heart bleeds Like the pouring rain In my room, on my knees What happened to hope What happened to faith Where did they go To bring them back, what need I say I thought I found love Just another slap in the face I guess I wasn't meant to love Only to experience loneliness I hate! Such is my Fate
Why Women Cry
Why are you crying, a young boy asked his Mom? "Because I'm a woman," she told him. "I don't understand," he said. His Mom just hugged him and said, "And you never will, but that's O.K."....... Later the little boy asked his father, "Why does Mom seem to cry for no reason?". "All women cry for no reason," was all his Dad could say...... The little boy grew up and became a man, still wondering why women cry. Finally he put in a call to God and when God got back to him, he asked "God, why do women cry so easily?" GOD answered...... "When I made woman, I decided she had to be special. I made her shoulders strong enough to carry the weight of the world, yet, made her arms gentle enough to give comfort... I gave her the inner strength to endure childbirth and the rejection that many times will come even from her own children. I gave her a hardness that allows her to keep going and take care of her family and friends, even when everyone else gives up, through sickness and fatigue without com
~ The Year Is 1904 ~
The Year is 1904 Maybe this will boggle your mind, I know it did mine! The year is 1904 ... one hundred years ago. What a difference a century makes! Here are some of the US statistics for 1904: The average life expectancy in the US was 47 years. Only 14% of the homes in the US had a bathtub. Only 8%of the homes had a telephone. A three-minute call from Denver to New York City cost $11.00 There were only 8,000 cars in the US, and only 144 miles of paved roads. The maximum speed limit in most cities was 10 mph. Alabama, Mississippi, Iowa, and Tennessee were each more heavily populated than California. With a mere 1.4 million residents, California was only the 21st most populous state in the Union. The tallest structure in the world was the Eiffel Tower. The average wage in the US was 22 cents an hour. The average US worker made between $200 and $400 per year. A competent accountant could expect to earn $2000 per year, a dentist $2,500 pe
Joke
A fireman comes home from work and is all excited. He just can’t wait to tell his wife the good news about a new system that they have down at the station. "Honey!" he says, "you’re not going to believe this! Down at the station we have this new system and it’s so great." "When Bell #1 goes off we put on all our gear." "When Bell #2 goes off we slide down the pole and jump in the fire truck." "When Bell #3 goes off we speed to the fire in the fire truck." He excitedly tells his wife. Triumphantly he says, "We’re going to do the same thing for our sex life!" "When Bell #1 goes off we are going to strip naked." "When Bell #2 goes off we will jump into bed". "When Bell #3 goes off we will screw our brains out. Let’s give a test run. OK, ready?" "Bell #1!" (they strip naked) "Bell #2!" (they hop into bed) "Bell #3!" (they start screwing their brains out) A couple of minutes later the wife starts screaming "Oh, Bell #4! Bell #4!".
A Person
Sitting in class, thinking about you. I can't get you off my mind. Your voice running through my head. The smile on my face when you call. The laughs we share everyday. the crying I have done over you saying goodnight everynight happy, sad or mad I can't wait for your touch Your eyes looking into mine Your soft loving words being whispered in my ear Your fingers running through my hair
~ The Good News From Iraq ~
November 01, 2004, 8:26 a.m. The Good News from Iraq Why don’t we see more of it? To fill the gap left by the al Qaqaa munitions story that was preempted by the New York Times, 60 Minutes ran a feature Sunday night on the travails of our fighting forces in Iraq. It portrayed an under-equipped military placed in danger by flawed policies and politicians more interested in pork than protecting our troops. It was typical of that kind of story, chiefly anecdotal and drawing conclusions out of proportion to the particulars presented. I keep waiting for some fact-based stories on the up-armored M1114 Humvee. There are currently 5,100 operational in Iraq with 724 more en route. This is in addition to the 8,700 armor kits (CBS referred to these as "so-called 'add-on armor' kits") sent to Iraq to upgrade standard Humvees. But most stories make it sound like our guys are all riding around in pickup trucks. Or take, for example, the notion that we are sending out troops without body armo
Bah Humbug!!!
HI ITS MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE... HOPE EVERYONE IS DOING OK .. THIS WEEKEND WILL BE VERY HARD FOR ME .. IM LOSING MY BEST FRIEND........MY SHAR PEI CHANCEY IS VERY SICK....... SHE WILL LEAVE ME KNOWING HOW MUCH I HAVE LOVED HER...AND WILL MISS HER SO MUCH... SHE WILL JOIN CHELSEA MY OTHER SHAR PEI THAT HAS ALREADY PASSED.....ITS JUST BEEN A VERY SAD WEEK FOR ME...... AND I MISS HER ALREADY AND WILL FOR EVER........ BY ALL MY CHERRY FRIENDS........ LUVS TO ALL
"i'll Go On Loving You" Alan Jackson
"I'll Go On Loving You" When I look into your soft green eyes When I see your delicate body Revealed to me as you slip off your dress I'm reminded what I feel for you Will remain strong and true Long after the pleasures of the flesh Then I'll go on loving you I'll go on loving you I'll go on loving you Me in the rain or the wind Or the moon up in the sky The spin of the earth or the change of the tide I don't know what brought us together What strange forces of nature Conspire to construct the present From the past Then I'll go on loving you I'll go on loving you I'll go on loving you
Oh, Great Spirit, Whose Voice I Hear In The Winds
Oh, Great Spirit, whose voice I hear in the winds Whose breath gives life to the world, hear me I come to you as one of your many children I am small and weak I need your strength and wisdom May I walk in beauty Make my eyes ever behold the red and purple sunset. Make my hands respect the things you have made And my ears sharp to your voice. Make me wise so that I may know the things you have taught your children. The lessons you have written in every leaf and rock Make me strong--------! Not to be superior to my brothers, but to fight my greatest enemy....myself Make me ever ready to come to you with straight eyes, So that when life fades as the fading sunset, May my spirit come to you without shame.
Blowin' My Top
Okay...time to come in and just BLOW, to everybody!!!!!!! I was on hold for 50mins., trying to get through to my cable company!!!!!!!!!!!!! Geeeeeeezzzzzz...anyone that needs a job....apply to Mediacom....they need help and phone reps BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!!!!!! I've never been soooooooo discusted in my life! I got sick and tired, and tired and sick, as bill cosby would say, of hearing what was going to be on mediacom this month!!!!! And I even got sicker, and tirederer(lol) of hearing that sweet voice tell me.... "...Thank you for your patience. Your call is important to us. Please stay on the line for the next available representative." Do you think I heard it enough???????????? I have it memorized!!!! Then, on top of that....I have to deal with my company. My payment was due, but I couldn't pay the entire bill, since we needed money to make our trip last weekend, but I made a partial payment, thinking/hoping that would do till we got back. I was going
Hello To All ;) Happy Friday
The weekend is right around the bend so I thought I would come up here and say happy weekend to everyone.
Cookie In Rehab
Bored Dude Funny Video
Need Help Please!!!!!!!!
NEED HELP IN BEST DRUNK PIC CONTEST COME ON SHOW SOME LOVE PLEASE DONT MAKE ME BEG LOL 1ST PLACE GETS A 30 DAY BLAST AND 20000 IN GIFTS COME HELP ME FRIENDS AND FRIENDS OF FRIENDS
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My Secrets
1. Is that your natural hair color? Well yes and I have highlights 2. Where was your default pic taken? outside my house 3. What's your middle name? Marie 4. Your current relationship status? I have no fucking idea 5. Honestly, does your crush(s) like you back? Again...No fucking idea what he thinks 6. What is your current mood? agitated 7. What color underwear are you wearing? Black 8. What makes you happy? (honestly) My kids and my friends 9. Are you musically talented? I can play keyboard and flute 10. If you could go back in time, and change something what would you change? So many things 11. If you MUST be an animal for ONE day- what would you be? A bluebird 12. Ever had a near death experience? no 13. Something you do a lot? homework 14. What's the name of the song stuck in your head right now? I melt with you 15. Name someone with the same b-day as you? Adrian Pasdar 16. When was the last time you cried? this morning 17
Exorcist
If you don't pay your exorcist, do you get repossessed?

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