“But Chris, I don’t like Charlie.”
“I understand, Linda. And from what I’ve heard, I don’t care for him much either.”
“I don’t want to sleep with him.”
“Oh babe, you know your feelings are the most important thing in the world to me, and I’d never ask you to do something you didn’t want to do. I just wish there was some other way to get an audition.”
“But Charlie is disgusting.”
“This isn’t about Charlie. This is about you and me. This is about our future and the dreams we…”
“You know Chris, my vibrator and I had a very good relationship before you came along and I can put that back together for the price of a couple D-cells, which is a hell of a lot less than I’ve been spending on your sorry ass.”
“You’re right, Linda. It was a bad idea. I’ve just been going through some tough times lately. I’m so sorry for all the trouble I’ve caused you. I guess I just lost my perspective somewhere along the way. You’re the only thing that really matters to me. Maybe we can start over again. Maybe we can do it better this time. I love you, Linda.”
“Oh Chris, I love you too.”
“Would you be willing to give him a hand job?”
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Will Linda give Chris the boot? Does Chris have an ace up his sleeve? Will Charlie ever get a piece of tail?
Tune in tomorrow as the saga continues here on “Life In The Pits”.
