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Turn Toward Peace
Turn toward peace Peace is not a circumstance. Peace is a feeling, a powerful, wonderful and desirable feeling. Peace does not depend on any particular set of conditions. It can be any place, at any time. Remember how peace feels. And by so remembering, you make yourself available to peace. Peace is what remains when you've surrendered your ego and your fears. Peace is always there, patiently waiting for you to turn your awareness toward it. The same part of you that longs for peace is the part of you that experiences peace. It is not complicated and is as close as your next thought. Think lovingly of how peace feels to you. And truly be at peace. -- Ralph Marston
You Are Exactly My Brand Of Herion.
Earlier this week I had a book thrown my way. Literally. Joe's mom decided to tell me about this little book called "Twilight". I've seen like quotes from it all around the internet that reminded me of the Harry Potter fandom. I wasn't exactly up for reading it. Figured I'd give it a try while I was dying my hair because I had nothing else to do. I absolutely hate myself for liking this book so much. I read it in two days and absolutely fell in love with the main character. I want to kick myself in the ass for that. People don't have epic love stories. No man will ever come up to me sincerely saying anything remotely close to anything quoted from that book. Love is simply a chemical inbalance in the brain that is only there to last long enough to reproduce & repopulate (6 months to a year). But I've always been a sucker for believing in hopeless love stories. The first movie I ever cried to was Bride of Frankenstein for christ sakes! I'm definitely female in my mentality just a little
My Umbrella Color
What Your Black Umbrella Says About You When faced with adversity, you respond with authority. You don't let problems faze you. You are naturally powerful and commanding. People look to you to take charge. You are elegant and classy. You know how to always say and do the right thing. While you stand out, you also fit it. You thrive in a variety of situations. On a rainy day: you carry on as normal - a little bad weather isn't going to get in your way! The Umbrella Test
Rule Changes
Major Stash and MUMM changes coming soon... post date: 2008-09-10 05:23:59 views: 2559 comments: 264 ratings: 0 hey everyone, STASH: in the next week or 2 i'll be moving the Stash to some new equipment. instead of trying to get all the old stuff onto the new gear, we're just going to start fresh. once we move to the new equipment, the old stash entries will be gone forever. if you have anything important in your Stash that you'd like to keep, go into your stash, edit the entry, cut & paste it and mail it to yourself. when the new stash is live, you can then cut & paste the old items into the new stash and you'll be set. in addition to running on new equipment, i'm going to tweak some of the settings on the Stash's so that we can add more features to it later. one of these changes will be reducing the number of total stash entries you can have on your account. it will be a small number, probably around 15 to 25. the idea is to keep the important/good stuff in it and le
Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?
Our leading minds explain: BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a CHANGE! The chicken wanted CHANGE! JOHN McCAIN: My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road. HILLARY CLINTON: When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little chicken to cross the road. This experience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure -- right from Day One! -- that every chicken in this country gets the chance it deserves to cross the road. But then, this really isn't about me....... GEORGE W. BUSH: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here. COLIN POWELL: Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road... JOHN KERRY: Although I
Short Story
Knight in blemished armor A lonely freeway and she drives alone. Her brand new suv eating the miles as she heads to her new home. She’s tired but presses on trying to reach her mountain home. She notices the fatal red and blues flashing at her in the rear view mirror and pulls over, shut off her engine and places her hands on the steering wheel. The officer steps out of his car and approaches. Gabby is part asian part black 5’6 125 pounds with long jet black hair. Her green eyes could make emeralds jealous. She waits patiently half dozing while the officer approaches. She notices he has his hand on his weapon but in the darkness cant really see his intent. The officer reaches the window and gabby relaxes a bit as she sees his tall black frame. Thinking a black officer would probably let her off with a warning. She has always flirted her way out of tickets before and since this one is cute he may be her first date in her new town. “ Do you reali
Sorry
Title: Sorry By: Detox I can't make things like they were before I'm sorry that you want more Sorry that I'm not him Sorry for what could have been I'm sorry I can't make it right I'm sorry that I even tried Sorry for wasting your time Sorry you're wasting mine Sorry that we fell through And I'm sorry that I love you I'm sorry for all of these things I'm not really ready for this change I'm sorry you pushed me away And I'm sorry I did the same I'm sorry I can't make it better So to you this is my letter When it comes to love, we all get stuck So I'm sorry I fucked things up
What Dragon Soul Do You Have?
What dragon soul do you have?created with QuizFarm.com You scored as Red DragonYou are a red dragon. The fire in you burns hot and bright. You're fun and seductive, and protective as well. You take excitment over calmness any day. Red Dragon 92%Sun Dragon 89%Indigo Dragon 83%Green Dragon 83%Purple Dragon 80%Blue Dragon 77%Black Dragon 65%White Dragon 57%
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Finding My Happiness
Very few I get close enough to let know me in person.Those I do know how much I give without expecting anything in return. I take each day @ a time...I don't take anyone or anything for granted...my peace is found in my surroundings. A mountain view........a shoreline, lake. I work hard to take care of me and still to my family till I can't give someday I will continue to always do so. Too many times I have given more than I should to every relationship. I can't give anymore. If you have ever heard the words I love you come from my lips it was never a doubt. I always said distance was evil...it seperates some more sometimes than we'd like. In the end...........I believe what will be will be. I know someday I will be starring in the eyes of this is all your tomorrows embrace it without fear or doubts. Each night you will sleep comfortably in peace knowing....living that contentment with all you are
Slave Becomes The Master...oh Yeah!
My FAVORITE lyric off of the new Metallica album from the song, The End of the Line: "Drop the hourglass of time Spilling sand we will not find As we gather here today We bid farewell The slave becomes the master" YEAH BABY!!!
It's An Addiction!
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I Hate Everything...-ugly Kid Joe
Lost
Lost Hollow footsteps, cloaked by night Of sadness known through tortured sight The willow weeps for solitude As Owl moans a gloomy interlude. - Reflection in the glossy lake “If I should die before I wake” A tear shatters the silent face That seeks solace in this deserted place. Wind whispers through the willow’s leaves, And Owl, perched high, silently grieves. The glow from city lights afar Swallow whole a falling star. A wish upon the trembling lips For peace. A raven gently sips The water near his honored guest, But soon flies to his hidden nest. Weary beneath the flowing cloak, The traveller rests against an oak And fights the lure of heavenly sleep -”I pray the Lord my soul to keep” Forever lost, each journey taken Plagues the mind; the nights awaken Troubled visions, thoughts of yesterdays, That seem like beacons - lives away. Random comforts cannot ease this soul, For knowledge takes its weary toll ‘Pon one who suffers with each breath,
Mutemath-collapse (live)
Rush-closer To The Heart (live)
Let It Rain
I don't mind when the rain falls down It washes my tears away And I don't mind the thunder's roar It drowns what I cannot say I don't care if it's cold and wet My heart has, has run dry If it floods away my dreams Then I don't have, don't have to try So let all the rain fall down And the skies turn to grey Let all the rain fall down And hide this darkened day Let all the rain fall down There's nothing left to say So let all the rain fall down Now that you've gone away Overcast skies and dark storm clouds It's all OK; I don't mind No forecast of sun for my heart I'll go on with no sunshine So let all the rain fall down And the skies turn to grey Let all the rain fall down And hide this darkened day Let all the rain fall down There's nothing left to say So let all the rain fall down Now that you've gone away
You Walked....
You Walked Lightly. By me. You walked lightly into my life Captivating and lovely to my mind, At first, I never cared who you were Now I don’t know who I am without you, You Touched me I felt my world change, You held me I heard my heart awaken, You loved me And my soul was born anew You walked lightly into my life Now my heart knows who you are And with every breath And every step I take down lonely roads, Your hand is my staff Your voice is my guide Your strength my shelter You’re passion my awakening. You walked lightly into my life, And all my pain You took as your own, And all my fears You cast into the sea, All my doubt Lost in your eyes, You walked lightly into my life And no matter if you choose to stay or go, My life is forever changed, Just because you loved me For a moment in time. And because I choose to love you For the rest of mine. Mrrcp 2008
Sadness
you dont know the meaning of pain till' you find out that your close friend was raped for 7 years... by daddy dearest and forced upon tears... you dont know the meaning of pain, till' you find out that your close friend was raped again... but now by her neighbor... you dont know the meaning of pain... till' you find out that she wont let you help her out...
Killing Me
Title: Killing Me By: Detox Confused and let down It's silent, There is no sound Lost, No one's around Lost, Never found Always outside looking in That's the way it's always been Disappointed, Once again Dissappointed, Broken within Left out And out of place No one knows the struggles faced I mask this pain So they can't see I can't go on this way It's killing me
Two Guys Make Out During Cnn Report
Vote
This is the coolest tattoo it is my fu owner. Show him some love and give him lots of comments. He is the best and always helps everyone
Happy Mabon
Pagan Lore Autumn Equinox is a ritual occasion marking the beginning of the fall season, a day when the periods of day and night are of equal length. In mainstream Wiccan mythology the Autumn Equinox marks the time of the Descent of the Goddess into the Underworld. With Her departure we see the decline of Nature and the coming of winter. This is a classic ancient mythos also reflected in the Sumerian myth of Inanna and in the ancient Greek and Roman legends of Demeter and Persephone. In modern Celtic Wicca/Witchcraft, the Autumn Equinox also bids farewell to the Harvest Lord who is the mythos of some Traditions was slain at the time of Lughnasadh (a Festival marking the beginning of the Celtic harvest season.). Many modern Wiccans refer to the Autumn Equinox as Mabon, named for a legendary Celtic figure who was abducted and imprisoned in the basement dungeon of an enchanted castle. Through this mythos, modern Celtic Witches have established a connection to the traditional Underwo
For All The Yankee Fans!!!!
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Love...
It's so powerful and overflowed.. It's like if it's a diamond that you'd know it's true/real by starch it on the glass... You'd have no problem getting out of a juggle.. it beats any fears that comes to you or in your face. You'd have NO problem overcoming any difficult or conflicts. Nor couldn't never be scared of anything that comes into life because you KNOW the love is there to protect you. So inspiring that you have this into your life. I treat it as a treasure, so value. It's valued much more than gold and silver. I know I'd NEVER in the world I would abuse it in any kind of forms or ways. It is not something you toy with. I feed the love with much of caring, understanding, patient, comforting, desires and lust to make it grow bigger and stronger. It's like math.. heart+soul+you+me=love. You know, there's different kind of cryings... Hurt crying, upset crying, mad crying, joy crying, happy crying, and there's even definitely a love crying. When I think how much I love you, I can
Bonkers - Do It Like We Do [al Storm Remix]
Bonkers - Do It Like We Do [Al Storm Remix]
My Love Style
Your Love Style is Agape You are a caring, kind, and selfless partner. Unsurprisingly, your love style is the most rare. You are willing to sacrifice your world for your sweetie. Except it doesn't really feel like sacrifice to you. For you, nothing feels better than giving to the one you love. What's Your Love Style?
Paper Doll
She was the girl all the nice boys wanted She was the girl all the bad boys had She was the girl who always smiled But inside she was always so sad Paper Doll Looking so happy Paper Doll She's always the same Paper Doll So easily torn Feeling alone since the day she was born Like a paper doll only good for some fun Hardly ever more than a day Then they'd forget all about her Or push her aside; throw her away She's been searching for herself She's still lost in a haze Cry herself to sleep To dream of better days Paper Doll Looking so happy Paper Doll She's always the same Paper Doll So easily torn Feeling alone since the day she was born Now she's older and growing so tired Always felt so despised and hated She's wanted someone to love and hold her How many nights has she cried while she waited? Paper Doll Looking so happy Paper Doll She's always the same Paper Doll So easily torn Feeling alone since the day she was born
Leavin Fubar For Awile
Not sure when i'll be back im movin into a new appartment Show me Love While im gone XoXo!
Come & Own Me! (closed)
Look Who's Up For Auction This is his first one so lets make it good for him and spoil and spank him hard with bids, who is it you say... It's my real life sexy hubby Come on by and make a bid on him.
Pilot Postpones Jetpack Adventure
Pilot postpones jetpack adventure Yves Rossy aims to reach speeds of 125mph A Swiss pilot's attempt to become the first person to fly solo across the English Channel using a single jet-propelled wing has been delayed. Yves Rossy attempt at the 22-mile (35.4 km) flight from Calais to Dover was postponed because of bad weather. The former military pilot plans to attempt the crossing on Friday, which he hopes to complete in 12 minutes. The 49-year-old will fly on a plane to more than 8,200ft (2,500m), ignite jets on a wing on his back, and jump out. Mr Rossy, who has had to postpone another previous attempt because of weather conditions, hopes to reach speeds of 125mph. Known as "Fusionman," he aims to follow the route taken by French airman Louis Blériot 99 years ago when he became the first person to fly across the English Channel in a plane. His quote consistently is: I'm not worried about risk, I manage risk Kathryn Liptrott National Geographic
Cancer
My Uncle Guy has been recently diagnosed with Cancer, he is very sick right now, there are numerous numbers of tumors on his liver, there is just enough to where they CANNOT operate. I just got news today that he will not make it past ThanksGiving. on January 24, 2000, My cousin Marcel was killed in a single car crash to where he was thrown from the car, the car flipped and landed on top of him and cut the main artery to his heart, he was alive when he got to the hospital, the drs were going to repair the main artery to his heart but as soon as they cut him open he died. This cousin is my uncle Guy's son. Our family does not need anyone taken anymore from my aunt or us, I keep thinking that if marcel is up in heaven that if he does not want his dad to join him yet that he would help, but I understand, how god works, if your time is up your time is up. Our Family has been through alot in the past 8 years with a good amount of people who have passed away and people who
Bail Out
If banks do not have money you can kiss many of the companies in the US goodbye. Companies (the jobs you work in) receive capital for growth and liquidity from lenders or shareholders. Mortgaged back securities are now worth less than their stated values. As a result they cant be sold. Further, the banks cant lend. The economy will, actually has, ground to a halt. This is not about AIG or any of the wall street firms, its about preventing a slide into a major recession, in which you can kiss your job and your home and your savings goodbye. This bailout had damn well better happen or we are in very serious peril. As to the grubby, selfish senior managers at major firms, I dont care if we fry them or have them boiled. However, that is not the issue anymore. What is done, is done. Deregulation and poor oversight over the past 20 years has done its work. Now it must be fixed. So stop spewing poorly informed anger and start praying for a fast bailout.
Sundays Dod Is Loverboy
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When you have to visit a public bathroom, you usually find a line of women, so you smile politely and take your place. Once it's your turn, you check for feet under the stall doors. Every stall is occupied. Finally, a door opens and you dash in, nearly knocking down the woman leaving the stall. You get in to find the door won't latch. It doesn't matter, the wait has been so long you are about to wet your pants! The dispenser for the modern "seat covers" (invented by someone's Mom, no doubt) is handy, but empty. You would hang your purse on the door hook, if there was one, but there isn't - so you carefully, but quickly drape it around your neck, (Mom would turn over in her grave if you put it on the FLOOR!), yank down your pants, and assume " The Stance." In this position your aging, toneless thigh muscles begin to shake. You'd love to sit down, but you certainly hadn't taken time to wipe the seat or lay toilet paper on it, so you hold "The Stance." To take y our mind off your
Arachnophobia
So yesterday, I finally threw in the towel and decided I was going straight home and starting over on the errand running some other time. Let me kind of set the stage for what happened. My minivan...yes minivan (grrr)is a Dodge which translates into the power windows won't roll down. It's usually just a pain when I want to drive thru not walk in or cure my claustrophobia by opening the window and getting some fresh air. Yesterday a new dilemma presented itself. I guess while my van was sitting for a few days, due to the muffler falling off (Gotta love you Dodge!) a wicked spider, one of those flat thick ones started crawling along the windshield. Moral of this story, don't drive and try to swat creepy crawly things...not a good combo ;) Heading to my appt. be back later. *MUAH*
Check Ur Self
Im sure that theres somebody reading this knows what it means when you say "Its time to find yourself, you know, when your mind is playing tricks on yah and its getting out of control. I always say "make love to the mind, whats making love to the mind? you ask,Its when you whisper something sweet in the ear, then kiss that ear to confirm,and once the mind has that confidents built up then act on it. once you have the mind the rest will follow. Sometimes its easier to fall under that mind control method, when your at a certain age, ladies exspecially us, lets keep it real,lol, you start doubting if you still have it, Im not excluding you men,thats when its time to say "FIND YOURSELF. Or there something or someone you desire desperately, and you know its right but you still have doubts, even thou your heart is saying yes. Thats when it time to say "FIND YOURSELF, and if that something or someone is still there when you do find yourself, then its meant to be yours, On that note, if you do
When Their Is No Where To Run
Wipe away the tears and the negativity that is inside Their is something greater that does exist and reside The pain and stress will never go away Just like me, who will always be there for you to stay Pressure is looming, future appears dooming like so If you let it be this way it will for sure grow Their is no need to make wishes in the wishing well Greatness is your fortune indeed some can tell The IQ levels off the charts, and a dream that is alive Their is no way of failure, no such of a dive Not everything is right and fair At least you have my love and care Standing beside you in the sun or rain Will always do my best to soothe your worries that drive you insane Many things are rolling in your mind Challenges and obstacles at times so easily to find The school year is young as a morning day Just stay calm and the problems will go away Life it self can leave the soul black and blue When ever you need me I will be there for you All the things you have
Poems
I Had A Dream Of You Last Night I had a dream of you last night With summer suns and winter moons I had a dream of you last night I dreamed we would be together soon I had a dream of you last night You held me tight we talked awhile I hada dream of you last night Your gentle touch,your charming smile I had a dream of you last night We made sweet love til morning came Tonight I hope I do the same I had a dream of you last night These days that's all I seem to do I pray you make dreams come true I had a dream of you last night. . . . Copyright ©2008 Tabatha
Me
Don't judge me You don't know me Don't look at me You don't see me I hide behind this shield of not having a care in the world If only you really knew what's under that happy girl I don't want the real me To shine through my disguise Because my heart's been broken And I've heard too many lies To you my world is black and white I always know which way to turn But if only you knew my shades of gray And all I have left to learn When will it make sense? What lies ahead for me How will I find my happiness Who will reveal what I want no one to see? When will I have the answers To all the questions in my head Who will ever make sense Of all the things I've said
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Help Me Get A Spotlight
SPOTLIGHT The time is finally Here!! I am going for a spotlight!! Thats right your heard me.. I am going for a spotlight! But I need your help! I am looking for donations to my spotlight fund. I am offering SFW saulte pics on all donations more then 100,000 fu-bucks. I am also willing to work for fu-bucks!! So click on my link below. Check me out help me out by making a fu-buck dontaion and If you haven't already Please Fan Rate and Add ME!!
Proposition 420 - Operation Johnny Hempseed
Proposition 420 Operation Johnny Hempseed "Make the most of the Indian Hemp Seed and sow it everywhere." ~ George Washington In the tradition of an American Legend, there is proposed a nationwide, community based, civilian act of civic minded activism with the purposeful intent of rendering, through aggressive action, the forced nullification of current prohibition laws concerning the natural, biblically sanctioned, historic agricultural product known as Hemp/Cannabis. This is an act of passive yet aggressive civil disobedience focused on the national dispersion of seeds from hemp/cannabis plants in an effort to, as George Washington suggested, sow the seed across the land, from sea to shining sea and across the fruited plain. Two primary methods of dispersal are to be suggested as well as a sub-cultural publicity campaign to accompany. The ultimate effect of this program is to ensure that the Hemp/Cannabis plant is so firmly rooted across this country and as widely and
America Is Actually Owned....
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Fu-maturity
OK, I must be getting back to normal because my bitch alert is now in overdrive!! I love all my friends on here and wouldn't trade them for the world but I just have to say something. What in the hell do people think they sound like when they created usernames or family titles like (&^&^*%$@$#@ 3rd cousin 2x removed from King @#ass packer 101! I mean cmon folks this reeks of middle school when girls would write their names in glitter pens and bubble letters! Sorry cutie even back then, if your name was Hilda Bubbletwat, no amount of sparklies is gonna make it any sexier!! Whatever happened to your first name or even a simple handle? Btw, hi I m Dustin, aka guarddoggie, pleased to meet you!
Story 3
Walking through your house after our date I see you posing for something but have no clue what for, walking up to you I turn my head to 5the right to see a camera it appears you are taking photos for something. This new development turning me on greatly I approach you then resy my hand on your waist and len over you to kiss your neck while I trace the line of your cute littls silk panties all the way to the front of your pussy where I rub softly at first then feling your tight cunt strat to soak through your silky treasures I rub harder and faster while I start to bite your neck. Slipping my hand away from your cunt I massage then give your ass a hard slap heariung you moan and whimper turns me on greatly almost bursting my cock from my pants. But restraining it I slap harder then take hold of the back of your panties and slide them down your snow white legs then go under you and start to slide my tongue through your pussy being sure that no spot is missed then I nip your clit slightly
Another Auction For Me
Opening day for bidding will be Monday, October 13 (10pm EST) - Last day to bid will be Monday, October 20 (10pm EST) Not accepting bids right now!! Will post up the link to bid on me as soon as the auctioneer puts me up. Haven't figured out the starting bid yet so come in tomorrow night and make an offer :) 7pm pacific, 8pm mountain, 9pm central for those who are not sure on the time difference on what time the auction starts. what i'm offering: ok here is my offer 1) rate up to 400 pics 10's (if vip is given will rate 11's 2) owned by in my name for one month 3) 2 big pimpin gifts 4) one SFW salute 5) add to my top family for 2 weeks 6) add to top friends for one month 7) will rate 3 friends of your choice (up to 50 pics each) will talk about more things if the bid is high enough i only want VIP and Bling packs and fubux lol http://www.fubar.com/photo.php?u=1677524&albumid=1218785&i=2399175135#1677127645 here is the link to my pic
Oct 13 2008 Bad Girl Of The Week
Let Me Introduce You To Sarge's Bad Girl Of The Week For The Week Of 10-6-08 ~Metal Baby~ Be Sure To Stop By Her Page & Show Her Some ♥ ..She Will Be Sure To Return All ♥ To Learn More About Her Be Sure To Check Out Her Questionaire http://fubar.com/blog/242573 This Pimpout Brought You To By : The Sarge (repost of original by 'Sarge's Bad Girls' on '2008-09-15 16:44:19')
Women, Dating, Lunacy, And General Dysfunction.
a lil delayed but here it is........... Well I’ll start this off with a disclaimer. This is a rant, from one perspective…perhaps an insight into the male mind. The names have been changed in the interests of everyone involved. I will not answer questions as to who is who…I will not field emails saying “Is so and so me???!!” Don’t like it??......STOP READING RIGHT HERE!!! There is no time order to any of this….nothing is chronological. I guess I’ll start will “Sally” Sally is a single mom with a checkered past…(I know who isn’t???). VERY dedicated to her kids…..I know a lot of mom’s say this. But DAMM with her I SAW it FELT it and KNEW it through and through. A real credit to motherhood. We had been talking off and on for probably months, the issue of us dating had come up a couple of times and the “time just isn’t right”. But I was her touchstone for almost anything and everything….yes, shuffled off to the friend zone…..where men go to wither and die lol. One night…after a fe
(complainments 2 My Spades)
look. a woman is sweet, genirous, and cares for her luv ones. a woman gives birth to a new life and will giv it all da luv it needs even witout a father figure. a woman will luv her man no matter how dirty he does her, and how selfish he gets. women been brainwash for centuries to believe dat they r beneathe men, women were brought up to be house wives and cater to men. its about time dat women realize dat they control the earths' destiny. hints da name mother earth. A woman is everything. if dares no woman den their will be no life cycle. this is jus how i truly feel. is it wrong for me to know that women were made in gods' image?
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Da Xxx Horrorscope :p
Aries (March 21-April 19) LIVES for head massages. ANY part of their head: Lips, Eyelids, Eyes, Tongue, you name it! Aries also likes to fuck in public places during business hours. You need to be open minded with an Aries...If you don't feel like being duct taped to a wall and beaten with live ferrets: Tell Them. Be warned! IF you don't want to be kinky, don't be with an Aries. If you say 'No' too often to them you may lose them as a lover forever. Aries Idea of Heaven Is: Participating in live sex shows for money. Having their favorite human toy win first place in a pony boy/girl race. Fucking as an art form on display in a gallery. They secretly crave to be strippers or Annie Sprinkle. Aries LIVES to be jealous...they also like to coordinate other people fucking. Secretly desire to be fluffers. Aries owned a Violet Wand before it was popular. They are also Sadists. The best gift to give an Aries is designer colored nylon rope in their favorite color. They live to tease and tortu
The Pressure Is On
Chicken man, has the master plan To drop the chicken in the pan Breading and marinade Getting it cooked in record time and you have it made Why is their pressure?, why is their the stress? When people order high amounts demanding in little time, insane to confess How do I know? my workplace is a restaurant Not the best career to wish or want Back to this chicken man Who is like superman To throw the chicken in the fryer Every second the temperature feels higher Hear the greese, the heat makes you sweat It burns believe me, the memories still have not went away yet The time it takes to cook this feast 13 minutes at the very least Have to wear a pair of gloves and a plastic apron The chicken comes out of the cooler, raw far from done Blood and guts, the appearance can drive ya nuts The thought alone scares the one's with paper cuts 32 pieces is two bags and considered one run Quite popular to be sold early for big events that have not begun Supply and dema
Tna Wrestling Joins Komen For The Cure In The Fight...
From ShopTNA.com JOIN TNA WRESTLING IN SUPPORTING NATIONAL BREAST CANCER AWARENESS MONTH THROUGHOUT OCTOBER In May 2007, TNA Wrestling lost one of our own when Jill Jarrett - beloved wife of TNA founder Jeff Jarrett - passed away following a heroic battle against breast cancer. No doubt, many of you reading this have also had breast cancer effect your lives - whether through a friend or loved one. October is National Breast Cancer Awareness Month, and TNA Wrestling is asking our loyal fans to join us in supporting the cause to find a cure. Now available for purchase is a special TNA / National Breast Cancer Awareness T-Shirt. All revenue from sales of the shirt will go the Susan G. Komen foundation, the world’s largest network of survivors and activists fighting to cure breast cancer at every stage. To date, the foundation has invested $1 billion in research, education and health services. To learn more about the Susan G. Komen foundation, please visit http://www.k
As Much As I Would Love A Happy Hour Or A Pink Bear...
it would make me even happier if everyone who read this supported breast cancer awareness and the hope for a cure. Every month in addition to Oct should be breast cancer awareness month. So keep those in the fight in your prayers and have a blessed day. :)
Bad Girl Of The Week 10-20-08 Vamp Morticia
Let Me Introduce You To Sarge's Bad Girl Of The Week For The Week Of 10-20-08 Vamp Morticia Be Sure To Stop By Her Page & Show Her Some ¢¾ ..She Will Be Sure To Return All ¢¾ Here Is A Bit About Her ~ABOUT ME~ *Basics* Name/Nickname:Vamp Morticia/Tamara Birthday:March 4th, 1975 Zodiac Sign:Pisces Hair Color:Dark Red Eye Color:Blue but they change sometimes Tattoos:None Piercings:Just ears (but 3) *Favorites* Color:Black Season:Fall Day Of Week:Monday Animal:turtles Flower:Rose *Have You Ever* Danced In The Rain?:no, any offers? Laughed So Hard You Cried?:a lot with my kids Smiled For No Reason?:yes Sat On Your Rooftop?:nope *This 0R That* Computer 0R T.V?:Computer Phone 0R IM?:IM or texting McDonalds 0R Burger King?:McDonald's Summer 0R Winter?:Summer CDs 0R IPoD/MP3?:Cds XBox 0R PS2?:XBox I guess cuz my son has one! RANDOMS... Your Perfect Pizza?:stuffed crust with beef, pepperoni, mushrooms, black olives, and cream cheese Your Fea
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Whats Wrong With Kids Today
WHATS WRONG WITH KIDS TODAY ? WHATS WRONG WITH AMERICA TODAY AND OUR YOUTH ? WELL HERES MY THOUGHTS ABOUT IT .WHEN WE WERE KIDS WE WOULD STAY OUTSIDE UNTIL THE LIGHTS CAME ON .WE NEVER PLAYED WITH CRAPPY PLASTIC TOYS .WE HAD REAL TOYS LIKE TONKA TRUCKS AND WAGONS MADE OUT OF STEEL ,(WHICH I STILL HAVE TO THIS DAY).WE WOULD PLAY FOOTBALL IN THE STREET AND IF WE GOT HURT WE WOULD JUST SHRUG IT OFF .IF WE GOT IN TROUBLE WE WOULD GET A SPANKING WITH THE BELT .I REMEMBER MY DAD TELLING ME TO GET UPSTAIRS AND WAIT FOR ME .SOMETIMES HE WOULD COME AND SOMETIMES HE WOULDNT .WE ACTUALLY WERE SPANKED FOR BEING BAD .(YES WITH THE BELT )WE NEVER HAD BIKE HELMETS OR KNEE PADS TO PROTECT US .WE EVEN HAD A CHOICE IN SCHOOL IF WE WANTED DETENTION OR IF WE WANTED A SWAT .WE WOULD CHOOSE A SWAT .WE HAD TO WORK AROUND THE HOUSE AS IN DOING CHORES .IF THEY WERENT DONE WE WOULD GET IN TROUBLE .WE DID THE DISHES AFTER DINNER .WHICH WE WOULD ALWAYS FIGHT ABOUT WHOSE TURN IT WAS . AND IT SEEMED LIKE IT TOOK US
Lol I Love Her :)
Chris: How many tickets are left for tomorrow? Me: Let me check... Oh shit the venue is almost sold out. Chris: Great musky teen. My favorite smell. lol she's insane. ♥
From The Inside-linkin Park
Linkin Park - From The Inside - Linkin Park
Realization
To realize the value of ten years: Ask a newly divorced couple. To realize the value of four years: Ask two, now single, high school sweethearts. To realize the value of one year: Ask a student who has failed a final exam. To realize the value of nine months: Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn. To realize the value of one month: Ask a mother who has given birth to a premature baby. To realize the value of one week: Ask an editor of a weekly newspaper. To realize the value of one hour: Ask the lovers who are waiting to meet. To realize the value of one minute: Ask a person who has missed the train, bus or plane. To realize the value of one second: Ask a person who has survived an accident. To realize the value of one millisecond: Ask the person who has won a silver medal in the Olympics.
Fire
I cried tonight I fought with all my might That’s a lie I relished in the tears from my eyes I said I wouldn’t do it again To not be one of those weak willed men To never let anyone get close to me My heart on my sleeve So big it blinds me to see I’m left with learning how to breathe To find within myself the desire To let someone else light my fire I will be empty for a while Praying I will find the time to smile
Army Strong
theres different kinds of army strong. theres the kind you have to find and the kind kind that comes naturally. for the who it comes naturally to i'm proud of you, but for those that have to find itin different ways you can find it in many ways. through family and friends. family can help you most of the way but you friends help you the rest of the way. and if there are problems on the way just rmember friends will help you be army strong.
Seeing The Light
As a bike rider all that ever mattered were times and miles Faster and faster, the only place of sanity Nothing but darkness lacking of laughter and smiles Pushing physical limits was the only way to set a mind free 2006 was the biggest year Highest miles fastest pace Yet in August something was happening increasing the fear The speed and endurance was slipping away into outerspace Body hurting left and right nothing in sight Anger and frustration, but thinking life again was guaranteed Everything I was training for was lost, nothing was going right A part of me nonetheless was freed Doctor visits and blood work Yet no results to find whats wrong Calmly understanding this might be the end, while the body goes basurk Life only continues for the strong Diet had to change and things had to rearrange Even the very person I was once was Energy to be mean and angry was leaving, it felt strange Undertanding the good that a undiagnosed condition does This person I
Secret Crush
Often people inquire to what type of men I find attractive...Here is a clue my HUGE celebrity crush is *DRUM ROLL PLEASE* STEPHEN COLBERT Seriously. I love him. [but only with the glasses on!!]I want to have dinner with him! Top secret fantasy...to be at some event with dinner involved and getting sat at his table...maybe near by if not exactly beside...Close enough for him to notice me without me having to draw attention to myself...And then just letting the cards lay where they fall... Will Burr is aware of this...I already told him to expect me to shove him aside if the chance to meet my fantasy man comes up! [We've seen me do this once before for the lead singer of Type O Negative @ the Meridian. Shamefully, he wasn't looking for a girl that night....damn!]
The Votes Are In
The Nation's Students Pick Barack Obama in the Just Completed Weekly Reader Presidential Election Poll Last update: 5:00 a.m. EDT Oct. 29, 2008 PLEASANTVILLE, N.Y., Oct 29, 2008 /PRNewswire via COMTEX/ -- America's most trusted and accurate student survey has predicted the winner in 12 of the past 13 elections. Just days before Americans choose our next president, voting has concluded in the Weekly Reader Student Presidential Election Poll. And the nation's students resoundingly say that Barack Obama will be the country's next leader. In the 14th Weekly Reader election survey, with more than 125,000 votes cast from kindergarten through 12th grade, the result was Obama 54.7% and John McCain 42.9% (with "other" candidates receiving 2.5% of the student vote). The Obama victory in the classroom electoral vote was even more resounding: The Democrat won 33 states and the District of Columbia, garnering 420 electoral votes, while McCain took 17 states and 118 electoral votes. For the
Southbound Traveler-al Dimeola
South Bound Traveler - Al DiMeola
Make The Change
The only way we will ever see change in this world is if we step up and do something about it. There will be those who want to threaten you into silence so that you don't reveal the truth. But stand strong and stand up for what you believe in, refusing to let them have control over you. It is better to stand alone then to compromise everything you stand for and believe in just to be accepted by others. Great leaders are the ones who don't back down under pressure and continue to speak out despite what others say or think. Great leaders know the sacrifices they may have to make, but accept the responsibilities that are given to them no matter the cost. They don't back down to those who oppose them but do what they have to do when faced with trials. When others give in, they keep rising above because making a difference and making a change is what matters to them and they know that is their mission in life. In life, you can be a follower and just give in to the pres
Sangria
Ingredients: * 1 1/2 L Red wine (Cabernet Sauvignon) * 1 cup Sugar * 1 large Lemon, sliced * 1 large Orange, sliced * 1 large Apple, cut into thin sections * 3-4 oz plain Brandy * Soda water Mixing instructions: Mix wine, sugar and fruit, and let sit in the fridge for 18-24 hours. The mixture will have a somewhat syrupy consistency. Before serving stir in brandy and cut the mixture with soda water until it have a thinner, more wine like consistency. Serve from a pitcher in wine glasses.
Recipes...left On My Giveaway By My Friend, Cind !!! She Rocks!
HONEYCOMB CANDY 1 c. dark corn syrup 1 c. sugar1 tbsp. vinegar 1 tbsp. baking soda Cook first 3 ingredients to 300 degrees. Add soda. Pour into a buttered 9 x 9 inch dish. Do not spread. Let cool. Cind Tacoma, WA November 1, 2008 @ 4:10 pm This one is my favorite!!!! it is sooooo good! and EASTY!!!! and totally unreal in the items you make it with.. but try it. You will love it! SALTINE DELIGHTS 2 sticks butter 1 c. sugar 1 lg. pkg. Nestle's morsels 1 c. chopped nuts 1 section unsalted saltines Heat oven to 350 degrees. Melt sugar and butter. Bring to a boil for 3 minutes. Spread out the saltines on a cookie sheet. (Cookie sheet should have aluminum foil and butter on it.) Take the sugar and butter and spread it on the saltines. Bake at 350 degrees for 10 minutes. Remove cookie sheet and pour the chocolate bits over the top. Heat will melt the chocolate. Put nuts on top. Let cool. Put in refrigerator, then just break up when ready to serve. C
Omg! Thanx Freya Haha
So I got a message today asking "why do men tap their penises on women during sex?" I am interested in learning the answer to this question? Have you ever done it LOL and why?
Crazy Thing I'm Aroused By
As it turns out, talas blastmor is aroused by ... Poesies 'What crazy thing are you aroused by?' at QuizUniverse.com
The Eyes Of Darkness
The eyes of darkness death's dual spies, their gaze alone will end our lives. The end is near, you must take heed. Death is here to act out its deed. The eyes of darkness search for me, I slip away so they don't see. I enshroud myself in the night, so one more hour I'll dwell to fight. The eyes of darkness fall on me, stricken with fear I call to thee, for my soul is what they beseech, Goddess please guard me from their reach. The eyes of darkness capture me, ail and doom for eternity. Athena to thee I implore, unite the Gods to win this war. The eyes of darkness renounce me, on wings of angels I did flee. Out of the fiery pits of hell, for one more day I live to tell.
Goddamn America?!
What did you say!? http://www.eyeblast.tv/Public/Video.aspx?rsrcID=2036
Fuk This Shit
SO...NO BIG SECRET WHO IM IN LOVE WITH .....WHY AM I ALWAYS CRYING IF IM IN LOVE? TODAY I HAD DRAMA BROUGHT ON BY GIRLS ON HERE WHO THE GUY IM IN LOVE WITH TALKS TO AS FRIENDS.... BUT I KNOW THEY WANT HIM SO THEY COME TO MY SB AND RUN THERE MOUTH TO ME ABOUT WHAT HE SAYS TO THEM.....NOW I DEFENDED HIM, DONT U KNOW THAT HE GETS BAK ONLINE TONIGHT AND DELETES ME....HE SAYS HE LOVES ME BUT NEVER BAKS ME OR OUR RELATIONSHIP.....FUK THIS SHIT I NEVER MADE HIM A SECRET AND IM NOBODIES SECRET NOR AM I AN OPTION ............... I DESERVE TO BE PRIORITY!!!!!!!!! ISNT IT IF U LOVE SOMEONE YOU DO EVERYTHING U CAN TO BE WITH THAT PERSON?
Winston Churchill
"An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last."
Can We Move On??
"At first we cannot see beyond the path that leads downward to dark and hateful things - but no light or beauty will ever come from the man who cannot bear this sight. Light is always born of darkness, and the sun never yet stood still in heaven to satisfy man’s longing or to still his fears." ~C.G. Jung, Modern Man In Search of a Soul ****************** I never owned a slave. I never withheld a kind word or deed based upon the skin color of the person receiving it. Nor have I doled out an unkind remark or deed based upon the very same thing. I dated every color in the typical American spectrum. I shared my body too. Did I bond with them because of a color? No. They were just people that matched my wavelength. I have no white guilt. Why would I? I have never done anything to be guilty about. I am kind to animals, children, and grown people of all creeds, breeds, colors, and ideologies. Okay, when I am hormonal I might be a little more snappy to the grown up versions if
New Rules 11/7 Part 2
Psychosocial
Psychosocial I did my time and I want out - so effusive Fade / it doesn’t cut / the soul is not so vibrant The Reckoning / The Sickening Packaging Subversion / Pseudo-Sacrosanct Perversion Go drill your deserts / Go dig your graves Then fill your mouth with all the money you will save Sinking in / Getting smaller again / I’M DONE It has begun. I’m not the only one… AND THE RAIN WILL KILL US ALL… WE THROW OURSELVES AGAINST THE WALL BUT NO ONE ELSE CAN SEE THE PRESERVATION OF THE MARTYR IN ME There are cracks in the road we laid, but where the temple fell, The secrets have gone mad This is nothing new, but when we killed it all, the hate was all we had Who needs another mess? We could start over Just look me in the eyes and say I’m wrong Now there’s only emptiness… venomous, insipid I think we’re done. I’m not the only one… AND THE RAIN WILL KILL US ALL… WE THROW OURSELVES AGAINST THE WALL BUT NO ONE ELSE CAN SEE THE PRESERVATION OF THE MARTYR IN ME
Oscar Wilde
There are only two kinds of people who are really fascinating: people who know absolutely everything, and people who know absolutely nothing.
Happy Veteran's Day!!
Desk Jockeyed This is a true story. http://www.snopes.com/glurge/nodesks.asp ******************************** In September of 2005, a social studies schoolteacher from Arkansas did something not to be forgotten. On the first day of school, with permission of the school superintendent, the principal, and the building supervisor, she took all of the desks out of the classroom. The kids came into first period, they walked in; there were no desks. They obviously looked around and said, "Where's our desks?" The teacher said, "You can't have a desk until you tell me how you earn them." They thought, "Well, maybe it's our grades." "No," she said. "Maybe it's our behavior." And she told them, "No, it's not even your behavior." And so they came and went in the first period, still no desks in the classroom. Second period, same thing. Third period. By early afternoon television news crews had gathered in the class to find out
Busy, Busy, Busy!
With my trip coming up fast and so much going on it's been difficult keeping up with this blog. Last Friday I was out with the girls and had a wonderful time. A lot of laughing and silliness. Our high spirits ended up drawing a lot of attention. I even caught a few guys "checking me out". This has been happening more and more lately, at work, on the street, in stores. It makes me a little self concious but I must admit on a certain level I do enjoy it. Last Saturday I met my Mom for lunch and had to tell her about my plans. She was not pleased,worried Dad was just using me again but I was able to reassure her I knew what I was doing and this was something I truely wanted. She can be a little over protective especially when it come my Dad but I love her any ways. In the end she accepted the situation and we spent the rest of the day shopping. As an added bonus to this adventure I got to buy some new clothes. YES! My old summer stuff doesn't fit quite right any more. This was a bit o
What Does Your Home Say About You?
What Your Home Says About You You don't come across as very intellectual or serious. You seem like a bit of a goofball. You have amazing hygiene, and it shows. You are sparkling clean! You are a very domestic person. You enjoy decorating, cooking, and making things homey. You are not a nurturing person by nature, but you can easily take care of someone you truly love. You feel settled in your life. You have enough time to focus on little details. You are a very self sufficient person. You can get along well without much help. Your friends see you as accommodating, peaceful, and forgiving. What Does Your Home Say About You?
The Cat And The Printer
Roast
QUESTION: IS THERE ANYTHING YOU WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT DRUNK1 THAT YOU WERE AFFRAID TO ASK? OR JUST TOO SHY, OR YOU THOUGHT WOULD BE RUDE?? WELL... TONIGHT IS YOUR CHANCE... A NEW TREND HAS STARTED. A NEW TWIST ON THE CLASSIC ROAST OF CELEBRITIES WILL BE STARTING, TONIGHT WITH THE DRUNK1 ... EACH WEEK WILL BE A NEW "HIGH RANKING" MEMBER OF FUBAR. 8 PM EST SO KEEP AN EYE OUT FOR WHO IS UP, DONT WORRY THERE WILL BE SOME OF THOSE HARD TO REACH MEMBERS INVOLVED.. SO KEEP AN EYE OUT!!! FOLLOW THE ROAMING GNOME INSIDE AND MAKE SURE TO GET YOUR QUESTIONS INTO WARRIOR PRINCESS ON HER YAHOO MESSENGER GIG104 Fine Print: "An alcoholic is anyone you don't like who drinks more than you do."
How Much Sex Appeal Do You Have?
You Are 40% Sexy Your Sex Appeal Is: Average You're about as sexy as the average person on the street. There's no secret to gaining more sex appeal - you just need to be a bit bolder! How Much Sex Appeal Do You Have?
Foreign Accent Syndrome
Florida Holiday With A Wv Twist You All Figure It Out Lol .
Florida holiday with a wv twist you all figure it out lol . umm where is she this morning ? can you find her? blue blue eyes , gorgeous body , smile that will brighten you day . umm is there the woman beside , Nope its Danny and juday this morning . Good morning you all !! Looks there Dj fron yb hes moving to utah , Havent heard from rihokie , Danny jones i guess is working hard in Ohio , Dan cross it my fllorida friend checking in . Doc , good morning . evmail me , i have some ?s on meds , I got updated meds recently . Danna hi . hope your yb friend is on the mend Dan man and darci . miss you all , hope all is well with you . . Denise hey . is the wedding on ? i need the infor asap . Its November 20th thrudays . & more days til my dads birthday . i want to be there for thanksgiving or a soon as possibe . Dad is fine and so is mom and tiff . Brenda and roger tony and will and kids are fine . Im fine got some sleep last night ,. Tony Bringma
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For My Baby....
From the air I see your loneliness You carry on despite your fear Inside a box you keep your sanity And it will never seem clear, to me Over the hills, the light, it flows... It shows the angels laughing And where is the love that we're supposed to find? Lost in a maze of games so very dark and overwhelming Lost in these thoughts that seem to rule my mind A simple spell cast is broken through The force of life decides to bend You lay below the sacred stormy skies And you will write the end... for me The door will close and I will be denied A dagger thrust into my chest You claim yourself to the victory But it is I... who will rest, in peace
Michael Angelo Batio
Ode To A Friend
I know you hurt when nobody talks to you. I know your anger when nobody trust you. I have seen your dark side deep within you. I have been by your side when others turned on you. I have listened to you cry many times. I was there for you when others walked out. I turned to you when my world fell apart. I was there when yours fell apart around you. I have cried with you and for you. I have lost sleep over you. I have almost killed to keep you safe. I have busted down walls just for you. I have let myself open to you. I gave you many hours of myself to make sure you were alright. I deepened my trust so much for you. I never asked for anything in return from you. I have always been an ear for you to talk to. I was always there when you needed me. I have spent many hours waiting for your return. I have wrote many things for YOU all in vain. I have tore my heart apart to make things easier on you. I now sit alone in my darkness
Piercing Wish List
1. 2nd Prince Albert 2. 9pc Jacobs Ladder 3. Right Nipple 4. One Ear 5. 2nd Tongue 6. Labre 7. Snake Bites
Of Ravens And Writing Desks
Of Ravens and Writing Desks There are no mysteries anymore No mysteries for me to explore Nothing for me When I turn to see What hides behind the very next door I’ve answered every riddle With my writing desk in the middle And of the Raven I respond, never craven To yield ne’ermore to the enigmatic riddle How sad it must sometimes seem To think perhaps I’ll ne’er again dream But to wax uncertain The mysteries of the curtain What Morpheus hides behind his silver screen What else though can I say Then perhaps on some far distant day The Raven will visit And once again I’ll sit And write again the Dreams that come my way
Hell If I Know!
So, we look at Life through our eyes. Hmmmmmmm, Well Duh. How else are You to look at anything? Well, if You live within "The Box" You see with Your eyes. If You live outside "The Box" then You also see with Your eyes. Hmmmmmmm. Well, doesn't that kinda look & sound like the same thing to You? I prefer to "Not" see or bother with "The Box". Why You may ask? Well, it's Fucking Simple. It Blocks You from seeing with Your Minds Eye. All "The Box" does is block certain things so You can't see the whole fucking picture. Afterall, What is a Box? Well, generally it is a 6-sided room, container, or any other Nifty name You can come up with for it. OK, If You are inside "The Box" you can't see what is one the other sides of those 6 wall. But You can Own the Inside. You Know what is at the Heart of the matter. But, You have No Fucking Clue what is the cause of what You can See. You Only have the Core of it All. Now, let's step outside "The Box". WOW, It's FUCKING Huge Out here. Now, You know mos
Why's Of Men
1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? (because they are plugged into a genius) 2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX? (they don't have enough time) 3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? (they don't stop to ask directions) 4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS? (because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock) (You're laughing, aren't you?!?!) 5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS? (so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties) 6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN? (you need a rough draft before you make a final copy) 7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN? (don't know.....it never happened) ( C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!) And the personal favorite: 8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH? (because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)
Forget Her
forget her name forget her face forget her kiss her warm embrace forget the love that you one knew remember she has someone new forget her when they play your song remember when you cried all nite long forget how close you once were remember she chose him for sure forget how you memorized her walk forget the way she use to talk forget the things sge use to say remember she has gone away forget her laugh for get her grin forget the little dimple on her chin forget the way you held her tight remember shes with him tonite forget the time that went so fast forget the love that moved, its past forget she said shed leave u never remember she is gone forever written by ***FamouS***
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.............
When... when there is confusion in your soul, and confusion in the other soul, when all is said and known, when every word said is a call, when every sentence is read as a promisse, when every thing you say adds confusion, when what should be sweet becomes a torture, when someone needs a clear mind to think about what is the best do, when the other one realises that a mind can't be clear when pollued with dreams, when we call for a change, and not only for an idea of a change, when peace must be before the storm, when words are not necessary because the heart says them louder, when you just sit close to a weak candle, knowing any brutal wind could bring the shawos on you, then, there is only one thing to do: shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Live Bw
Live on air! ♫BlackWidow♫@ fubar DJ Black Widow is live in Wicked Desires NOW! Come and let her catch you in her magic web! Click pic to enter: (repost of original by '♫BlackWidow♫' on '2008-11-29 12:11:06') (repost of original by 'DJ Master Sephiroth' on '2008-11-29 12:12:17')
Life’s Storms
A pastor had been on a long flight between church conferences. The first warning of the approaching problems came when the sign on the airplane flashed on: Fasten Your Seat Belts. Then, after a while, a calm voice said, "We shall not be serving the beverages at this time as we are expecting a little turbulence. Please be sure your seat belt is fastened." As the pastor looked around the aircraft, it became obvious that many of the passengers were becoming apprehensive. Later, the voice on the intercom said, "We are so sorry that we are unable to serve the meal at this time. The turbulence is still ahead of us." And then the storm broke .. The ominous cracks of thunder could be heard even above the roar of the engines. Lightning lit up the darkening skies, and within moments that great plane was like a cork tossed around on a celestial ocean. One moment the airplane was lifted on terrific currents of air; the next, it dropped as if it were about to crash. The pastor c
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To My Father That Is In Heaven Right Now.
hello Daddy I miss you so much daddy and i wish you were here with me. But i know you are here beside me and looking over me right now. I wish i could of hugged you one last time before you passed away. I had my chance to come and see you but i kept on holding it off and i hope you can forgive me for not coming to see you. I couldn't come and see you the way you were and with you being so weak. I know you had to go so you wouldn't have to suffer with all the problems you were having. Now that i am getting your ashes i get to have a part of you or all of you in my room and talk to you whenever i can. I know it is not the same as in person but if i could have u in person right now it would be great to see you. Please daddy if you are reading this right now please give me a sign knowing that u are here beside me so i know you are still in my heart, even though you always will be in my heart. We all miss you daddy(Elijah Hyson). I love you, love Jerry
Matchme
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Dreams And Fantasy
Have you ever had a dream so strong you woke up in the morning with a new glow? When you dreamed where you happy? So the dreams became a fantasy.. something you want but for some reason can never really have.. at least not all the ways you wanted it to be.. Taking control of your hormones and enticing you every move... All you do is fantasize until everything else is a blur.. You have to act right? Its only human to indulge on occasion.. right? Its done.... You finally had what you wanted... but now its over? And where are you left standing now? Not even with a dream
Stuff
ya know i do a lot of watching and not much talking sometimes and i find it kinda funny that people will make fun of others..bash them and whatnot because they did something stupid yet some of you turn around and become ragin hypocrites by doing the EXACT same thing... for example=== raggin on people because they are with someone yet they found someone else on here ragging on someones pic because they think it looks bad on how they are dressed but yet you failed to see how some of yours look i could keep going but i dont have the time or patience and frankly i dont give a shit what you do but dont expect me to play along with you
Life
"Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself... You may house their bodies but not their souls, for their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams." -Kahil Gibran
Who I Went Home With
One Word
You Can Only Type ONE Word. Not as easy as you might think. Now copy and paste into your blog and tag 5 ppl to do the same. Leave a comment to let us know you have done it, AND LEAVE THEM A COMMENT TO LET THEM KNOW THEY HAVE BEEN TAGGED. It's really hard to only use one-word answers! 1. Where is your cell phone? desk 2. Your significant other? nope 3. Your hair? long 4. Your mother? deceiced 5. Your father? deceiced 6. Your favorite thing? music 7. Your dream last night? yummy 8. Your favorite drink? diet 9. Your dream/goal? happiness 10. The room you're in? office 11. Music? variety 12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? alive 14. Where were you last night? sleeping 15. What you're not? slutty 16. Muffins? blueberry 17. One of your wish list items? camero 18. Where you grew up? Oklahoma 19. The last thing you did? lunch 20. What are you wearing? slacks 21. TV? nope 22. Your pets? love 23. Your computer? awesome 24. Your life? good 25. Your mood? s
To True Friend Named Jennie Who Will Always Be Special
you are truly one the greatest women on fubar lifes never easy but you tough it out and that shows chacter, you are truly a beautiful women insde and outside and will never forget that in words its hard say how special of a women you are but i know this you were blessed with a true heart and a great smile and sexy tat tas lol.
You’re Always In Charge Of You
YOU'RE ALWAYS IN CHARGE OF YOU. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You're the master of your fate and the captain of your soul. While your character is formed by circumstances, your own desires can do much to shape those circumstances. Thus, you have the power over the formation of your own character. Nature is always at work around you. Your character and destiny are her handiwork. She gives you love and hate, jealousy and reverence. You have the power to choose which impulse you will follow. You can at any time decide to alter the course of your life. No one can ever take that away from you. The greatest power you possess is the power to choose. You're the master of your joys and your sorrows. Copyright 2008 www.yourdailymotivation.com Watch The Video => Surviving A Bad Economy Watch The => Skin Care Webinar Check Out The => Skin Care Stories Learn More => Discover Mangosteen
Ahhhh
I'm seriously to the point where I am gonna give up! I hate when your with a guy and there is no changing him! When your in a relationship there should be some compromise!! Well in mine.. yea there is not! His way or the highway! Well I'm about to get on the highway and drive really fast! I don't think deer on the wall are the "IT" thing! Camo on everything is NOT appealing! and I HATE COUNTRY! People that know Eric are probably thinking ok well your not the perfect girl for him because thats pretty much his life in 3 sentences! It's not fair I have to give up everything! He can have his little bachelor's pad because I'm about done and he can be single! Yea I might be blowing it out of proportion but I'm sick of being treated like shit, paying ALL the bills, expecting I do everything by myself! and be a perfect little girlfriend with no attitude! Well I'm a bitch! I don't let people push me around! I'm very OCD and I don't need this shit especially every
Learn Something
A juggalo is a person that does not care about what other people think the most important thing to a juggalo is our music and family. We got each others backs all the time! juggalos are society's underdogs... poor ghetto freaks... eating ramen noodles... drinking faygo cola... and sporting pro wing shoes... made fun of in school... never accepted by anyone... tossed out by the world that didn't want them... these group of outcasts... brought together by the music and real life messages of the insane clown posse... are followers of the dark carnival and scapegoats of the world... being a juggalos isn't about being a "fan" of icp... j and shaggs are juggalos themselves... being a juggalo is about individuality... no one is ever fully accepted in this world... and juggalos just don't care... so we sling our faygo, jam to the wicked stuff, and wave our middle fingers to the legions of hypocrites, haters, and rich a$$ B***H trying to bring us down... everyone in this world is
How Sensual Are You?
Your Sensuality Score is: 30% You are somewhat sensual, but it's likely that you aren't in touch with all your senses. You probably have a couple senses you enjoy - like touch and taste. If you were a little more sensual, you would enjoy life so much more. Try to take time and indulge all your senses! Let yourself go a little. How Sensual Are You?
I Am The 2000 Man
Yes. Brian Jones said that ladies. On the other hand: I am the Y2K-Man. Musils main character in the book Mannen Uten Egenskaper is working on a theme for the countrys Jubilee. And when there is nothing to celibrate. And nothing to look forward to. Then there is no theme that could be working. One of his best suggestions was a Kaiser Soup-station. Likewise americanos was facing the 2000 celibration. What could be used to mark the new Era? Many things was suggested. But the best was Y2K. What does Y2K mean? It means New York. Y-OR-K? Literaly: Why be a Whore K? They had been working on that theme for centuries and was rapidly going under in sexual diseases. AIDS. Nothing seemed more interesting than fucking. And I agree. And nothing seems more interesting than the problems we are facing with the result of our way of living. We are going down. On the other hand: What can we do with the problem? Go back to the old way? One man? One wife? Nah. Therefore: Y2
To My One And Only
You've changed my life from a blink of the eye The feeling in this heart of mine I cannot deny You've made each day one I'll never forget Everything we go through I will never regret You are the gold I will treasure till the end You are my soul mate and my best friend You've done so much for me which I'm thankful for You will always mean the world to me and so much more You are my guardian angel sent from Heaven The best thing in my life - my sexy number eleven You are the meaning to the word love My heart agrees and so would any dove You have chased away every single fear You are my tissue that'll wipe away any tear You've given me life that I could live worthwhile Thank you for the laughs and every smile My days are a dream that has come true Every day is beautiful all thanks to you Now I have found what I've been looking for It's you heart and soul and nothing more You've showed me the world in such short time But we've got the rest of our lives - a wh
Loving Love......
I'LL ALWAYS BE IN LOVE WITH YOU.... I WANTED TO TELL YOU,ESPECIALLY TODAY. HOW GOOD I FEEL ABOUT US AND OUR FUTURE. I ENJOY BEING WITH YOU. IT SEEMS THAT EVERYTHING WE DO IS EVEN MORE MEANINGFUL BECAUSE IT ISN'T JUST FOR TODAY.....IT'S FOR ALWAYS. YOU MAKE ME FEEL REALLY HAPPY,AND I'LL ALWAYS LOVE MAKING YOU FEEL SPECIAL,TOO I'M GLAD THAT I CAN COUNT ON YOU TO BE THERE WHEN I NEED SOMEONE TO UNDERSTAND, TO ENCOURAGE,AND TO REASSURE ME....AND I HOPE YOU REALIZE YOU CAN ALWAYS COUNT ON ME, TOO. WE SHARE SO MUCH OF OUR LIVES,TOGETHER BUT IT'S NICE THAT WE CAN STILL GO OUR OWN WAYS NOW AND THEN....AND SOMEHOW,THE MORE WE GROW AS INDIVIDUALS,THE CLOSER WE BECOME. I AM SO SATISFIED WITH ALL WE HAVE TOGETHER AND I AM SURE ALL THOSE FEELING WILL LAST....THAT I'LL CHERISH YOU THROUGH A LIFETIME OF BEAUTIFUL TOMORROWS. SO,MY LOVE....I JUST WANTED TO TELL YOU,HOW PLEASED I AM APART OF YOUR LIFE,HOW MUCH IT MEANS TO ME TO KNOW....I'LL ALWAYS BE IN LOVE WITH YOU..
Without Me
Fingers shriek across the keyboard in a violent torrent trying to desperately rip these feelings from my heart as the silence of this place slowly kills me and the void of separation consumes my flesh one bloody chunk at a time. All the while I’m tortured by the rapture inducing memories of long fingers digging into my back, the taste of ecstacy and the lingering scent of your neck that seems so lost now in the fog of my present inability to focus on a single moment like trying to see the face of a ghost by candle light. Childhood lessons spring forth with one small glimmer of light in the darkness as I now come to realize that if the world should have it’s way with me that you will be able to survive and be happy without me in it.
Digital Lifelessness
Digital Lifelessness Digital promises Of love Of want Of need Hidden in the glare Of radioactive projections Forbidden messages In electronic bottles Carelessly cast adrift On binary waves For machines to distribute To virtual dreamers Overflowing with Despair Loneliness And a desire to be needed A girl missing the world As the unknown Boy next door Is doing the same Looking for life In the worst of places.
Mesmerized
Your eyes, your eyes, how they mesmerize. Can not catch a breath my heart pounds so, I fear near death. To lie within that embrace, behold the emotion upon my face. The tips of desire dance upon my skin, you torture me yet again. Stepping close to stir the desire, walking away from the unquenched fire. How do you spend yourself, all the hours alone? Can not drown your memory, as heavy as a stone. Stay away, hard as it may be, it takes less than a second for it all to come rushing back upon me. You come in to view, All that I know is you. You look at me so pure, so true and all that I know is everything I could ever be is what I become when you look at me. I could never have imagined and yet you are everything I ever dreamed. Nothing was right nor what it seemed, Until that moment I looked in to your eyes, I've been falling ever since, mesmerized.
Once Upon A Christmas Bloody
There used to be a land called Britannia in which I rode upon my horse, Betenoire, while being followed by a gorilla named Thyrm and a cat named Jachyra. I dressed in a black silk gown, which was a fascinating hex creation color by those that just cannot leave a programmed game as the programmers originally designed it. Though I lived in the castle of The Mercs, all of whom were Dread Lords (the title is gained as your player kills mounts) I, myself, was a Great Lady (a title gained by spending all my time killing zombies and mongbats, and never harming a hair on the head of any random adventurer). Britannia is a virtual world which exists in the Ultima Online MMORPG (Massively Multiplayer Online Role Play Game, for any newbs). The best I could do to help the Mercs in their quest to dominate the world of Ultima was to stand on the steps of the castle and shriek smacktalk to any Great Lord rivals that came to call. They were faced with the disconcerting option of killing a Great Lady
My Comps Down /sorry Talk 2 U Soon
to all my club frat friends n members my comps are in the shop 4 repairs 4 09' i get online a gain later in jan, talk to you all sooon, thx 4 tha luv i be rating ya soon again
History Mystery
Read the whole thing...... History Mystery Have a history teacher explain this----- if they can. Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846. John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946. Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860. John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960. Both were particularly concerned with civil rights. Both wives lost their children while living in the White House. Both Presidents were shot on a Friday. Both Presidents were shot in the head Now it gets really weird. Lincoln 's secretary was named Kennedy. Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln .. Both were assassinated by Southerners. Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson. Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln , was born in 1808. Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908. John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln , was born in 1839. Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939. Both assa
The River
The River my love flows like a river starting at the top of the mountain flowing slowly but with each passing moment growing in strength flowing over the rocks and land as it makes its way to its destination crystal clear and cool like a fall day moving faster now as it flows down hill wanting to reach its destination i can hear it flowing now every moment youre in my heart and mind that river flows never to be dammed up never wavering as it closes in on your heart i cant help but feel excited about your touch your kisses your love invading my body and soul as the river exits into the ocean of your unending love i feel your arms wrapped around me as you kiss my lips it seems like the first time all over again as the river of my love empties itself into your ocean of love you are my ocean baby doll each and everyday my love flows to you
Life As We Know It
call it tragic fate a series of mistakes we fail to understand till it's already way to late...
Strange Number
This is really strange.. try it! GET A CALCULATOR. 1. Key into the calculator the first 3 digits of your phone number (the exchange, not the area code). 2. Multiply by 80 3. Add 1 4. Multiply by 250 5. Add the last 4 digits of your phone number 6. Add the last 4 digits of your phone number again 7. Subtract 250 8. Lastly, divide by 2 Is this your phone number?
To All My Friends Met In 2008...
I would like to thank you for the times you've helped me level or visited my profile. I would also like to thank those who have become an ear for whatever was on my mind at the particular time I said it...intellectual, smartass, or otherwise. I would also like to thank those who became friends and in some cases became a little bit more lifelong. I would also like to thank those who make this a place worth coming back to where I have met the above. And most importantly, I would like to thank those who have supported the cause and kept a "Think Pink" way of life. Having support for breast cancer awareness and hope for a cure is by far the most important thing in the world to me and I am extremely grateful to those who feel the same. All things said, I hope 2009 brings more of the same, meeting and making new friends, and hoping a "Think Pink" philosophy lives on. So to everyone reading this, have a happy new year, love everyone, and most importantly...think pink!Thank you.
Map Of The Future
I have the plan in my head To make my dreams come to fruition All I need is to map it out And then accomplish the things I want I know it will work I just need the will to make it happen You will never make it work out Your plans are nothing Your dreams are only that Take my advice I have lived life longer I know how things go in this world You have to be real about your future It isn't as gray as you think it is Maybe you're right I might me dreaming And dreams dont mix well with reality Then again, dreams are things that can be made to be real I'm so confused now I thought I walked on water But I can feel myself sinking down now I'm just a figment of my imagination And I don't believe in my existence anymore... You are a kid with big ambition Living in a small small world Your thinking is gray, theres no such thing The world is only black and white... Make your choice You don't have to listen But I have the advantage of mature intuition I know how
So Ya...happy New Year!
you know what? I've been a whiney ass bitch this last couple of months.... damn holidays!!! anyway, fuck it. life is life. I've made so many wonderful changes this past last year and have been truly blessed over and over. *smile* and you have been part of it all... thank you to those that have cared or not cared...lol ♥ Postal
Every Breath I Take
every breath i take is filled with your memory every tear that hits my pillow is just another memory of the way you left every day that passes is like the day you said goodbye every moment that goes by another peice of me dies i miss your smile i miss the way you kiss i miss the things you say i miss the taste of your lips you left behind all this pain youve taken everything i had to give all my pride all my dreams all my love everything
Quote Sent To Me 005
For once I want to be the one who made the player fall. The one who made the player change and made the player give his all. I want to be the person who made the player quit the game, retire his jersey and draw hearts around my name. even just for this one time I want to be loved not played. – Erlet 11/1/08 7:46pm
One Thing Is For Sure...
"We can't solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when we created them." Quote by Einstein a few years after the market crashed in '29. He meant this to be directly derogatory to the financiers of the day who led the country straight into that market...which was bound to fail with the corruption of the day back then...for we are now faced with the same people who claim they can fix the economy being the same ones who caused its' failure!!
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Supporting Our Troops...help Needed!
My Fu friends are amazing and beyond compare...Yeah, there's a favor coming! I have a troop supporting website, currently being hosted on MySpace until we can get enough traffic to expand to...well it's own website. I interview entertainers, like rock bands, because I can't make a soldier's trip to the Middle East any shorter, I can't bring them closer to their families, but I can let them know that people who they think are f'n cool, like Disturbed or Papa Roach or Avenged Sevenfold, etc...in turn think THEY are really cool. Maybe it's not a lot but it's something and I want to do more. It's very important to me, not only because my brother is in the military or because I get to interview cool rock bands BUT because I think that anyone who sacrifices so much for so many they don't know and may not even support them deserves anything we can give them. So if you have a MySpace please add my site and commenting would be super cool, too! And yes if MySpace wasn't so lame I wo
I Need Sexy People To Join Me As Friends!!!
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Come On People Come And Hang Out
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Come And Hang Out With Us
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Damn Irs
So.. sitting at the tax place today for a bit.. I get to realize I am now going to owe them money again this year.. wtf. so i have to pay back 1grand.. while the other half gets 1 grand back ain't that some shit.. so im going to take his tax return to pay my back taxes.. he just does not know this yet.. anyone wanna help me out with how to steal his money? and sex is out of the question..
Uriah Heep-easy Livin
My Love Is Alive-gary Wright
First Night @ Gold Cup
Okay, so I was a little lazy. I did go on stage three times though...and now my knees look like I spent the night blowing a football team or something...I didn't really work as hard as I could have, opting instead to let myself get readjusted to the environment...Afterall, being a stripper is something I feel good about doing because I truly do enjoy it but it has been a while since I did a night shift... Willbur stayed with me all night for support. I could see the pride in his eyes when I went on stage. He told me honestly that I was very good. I can't begin to express my gratitude for this man. He takes the best care of me ever! Did you know there are only 2 sexually oriented business licenced topless bars in Houston? My friend told me they are both dives too! What a fucking trip!! Today I am going to look up all the specifics of the laws of the land. Seems our asswipe mayor is trying to destroy this business. If he is too successful it may be time for this city to revolt
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Deep And Hard
Trannies
Is this one? Or am I MIZtaken?
Is This Real..or Just My 'magination...???
So I have been on Fubar actively for a couple weeks although I have been popping in for a drink for months without having any understanding of points, leveling up, fubar bucks or "giving luv". What I do understand is that I have been grabbed, as if by some huge tractor beam from Star Trek, into this maze by the site of beautiful women, sultry looks and cleavage that was made for day long hikes! Now I don't care how nice a guy you might be, that is just too much for the normal male and of course we start drooling uncontrollably and worse, as soon as we notice the "Blast" on our page where these beauties are paraded past us in 5 second intervals, we immediately fall into some high school locker room frenzy that is a disgrace and not meant for public consumption. I do not act like this in my everyday life. This got me to thinking , which is always a dangerous thing, and I came to some important realizations I would like to share with all who might be interested. Women do not understan
Ice Cold...
You look inside me What do you see? A fire rages yet does not burn Flames of ice invade me I long to be released Cryonic sleep has trapped me My blood crystalizes inside I feel the cold winds blow I've grown numb This arctic chill hates me Icy blue and cold Will i ever feel you? I feel so old now I fear this will destroy me I am so empty now My soul is trapped in ice "As I am loved by one, I am alive"
The Traveler...
I see her there, waiting I wonder if she knows me here Across space and time i've come Here we sit together, unknown I've traveled untold Eons to find her Space has bent to serve my will Time knows no master but I We will be together in eternity Many lonely years have I searched Through pain and hate I have come Her light has shone as a beacon She has guided me home In another time we were together Unspeakable events tore us apart This journey is my one hope We will remember love lost in time "Time Heals All Wounds"
Here Is Your Chance Again..
You Have Another Chance To Own The Sarge. The Sarge Be Sure To R/F/A The Host & Show Him ♥ SixtyNineMunch@ fubar
P.j.o'rourke
Very little is known of the Canadian country since it is rarely visited by anyone but the Queen and illiterate sport fishermen.
Prayer-disturbed
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Pain
I sit herre engulfed by darkness my soul on fire this pain engulfing me completely adrift in a see of loneliness my heart lies at me feet bleeding with wounds of my own making to sleep the sleep of oblivion to end the suffering walking through each day as if a dream or yet a nightmare when will it end teetering on the brink of a chasm one step only to be completely engulfed in the darkness to feel no pain to end the emptiness
I Can Wait Forever
I know that someone is there for you loving you caring for you i know that im no match for his charm to his good looks but i got one thing that he can't do when there is no one to love you when everyone else leave's you behind just look back and you'll see me standing you know that i can wait forever for your undying love...
What's Your Medieval Profession?
You Are a Cartographer You have a wide range of knowledge and you're very detail oriented. You have a photographic memory, and you remember places very well. Like a middle ages cartographer, you're also very adventurous and curious about the world. In modern times, you would make a good non-fiction writer or scientist. What's Your Medieval Profession?
I'm Waiting For You
Waiting for you I get all dressed up waiting for you to come home. I felt so sexy in my pink strapless dress, black silky pantyhose, and heels. I couldn't help but to rub it against my body. Once i removed my hose I rub my huge tits and stick them in my wet pussy. In this set you get over 100 pictures of my full body, huge tits, round ass, sexy feet, thick thighs, and my pink wet pussy. Coming soon for members only, I am making different wallpapers. That way you can have me all the time. Check out my newest videos "Foot Treatment", "Beer Bottle Masturbation" and "Toy Fun" XOXO Love XOXO Exotic Flame -- Hugs and Kisses Exotic Flame http://www.southern-charms4.com/exoticflame/main.htm
Another Good Saying Three
All women are like grass, and all their glory is like the roses of the field the grass withers and the roses fall, but the word of the god stands forever.
Senate To Hold First Hearing On Peanut Outbreak
Senate to hold first hearing on peanut outbreak "To say that food safety in this country is a patchwork system is giving it too much credit. It is a hit or miss gamble, and that is truly frightening," said Sen. Tom Harkin, D-Iowa, chairman of the Senate Agriculture Committee, which was holding a hearing on the outbreak Thursday. "It's time to find the gaps in the system and remedy them." Meanwhile, more peanut products are being added to a recall list that surpasses 1,000 items — from ice cream to crackers to granola bars. Independent experts say it appears to be a record number of products for a recall involving foods consumed by humans. In Congress, lawmakers are dusting off legislation that went nowhere under the previous administration and hoping for better luck under President Barack Obama, who has criticized the Food and Drug Administration's handling of the outbreak. But it remains unclear whether Congress can deliver major improvements in food safety this
In The Mood...
Update: New Material
the new material is coming great. This offers me the challenge of broadening my musical scope in neoclassical. Thus far, I have done etudes, inventions, 1 sonatina and 1 cadenza...hence, I have wrote two original solos---Essence and Paganini (a cadenza). My material is small, due to the fact I have had many set-backs---of which is mostly my fault, and I have paid the price for it. In contrast, I was recently told that this is a good start for someone wanting to hit into neoclassical (one has to understand that there is much more to classical than the blues and or jazz, or whichever)...I write this to let everyone know that the new solo/s I am working on is coming great--or so I hope. Yngva
Empty Spaces
Words are all I have left. They fill the void. The empty spaces That have become my life. The kiss, the embrace, Love demonstrated and returned Two stand as one United. My spirit cries out. My soul weeps. Oh, the empty spaces That have become my life. Words again fill my head. Thoughts and feelings unleashed, More words To fill the empty spaces. Leonard January 2009
Obama's Victory
LONDON DAILY MAIL editorial: On Obama's victory The Daily Mail (UK) wrote this editorial about Obama on 1/6/2009. (confirmation, Google "London Daily Mail Obama's Victory") Obama's Victory--A British view A victory for the hysterical Oprah Winfrey, the mad racist preacher Jeremiah Wright, the US mainstream media who abandoned any sense of objectivity long ago, Europeans who despise America largely because they depend on her, comics who claim to be dangerous and fearless but would not dare attack genuinely powerful special interest groups. A victory for Obama-worshippers everywhere. A victory for the cult of the cult. A man who has done little with his life but has written about his achievements as if he had found the cure for cancer in between winning a marathon and building a nuclear reactor with his teeth. Victory for style over substance, hyperbole over history, rabble-raising over reality. A victory for Hollywood, the most dysfunctional community in the world.
Happy Valentine's Day
First of all I want to say have a Happy Valentine's Day. I hope that it's full of love for all of my friends and fans. Second thing I want to mention is that my CD Mahogany Rose will be coming out soon. So be on the look out for updates on that. The most important thing I want to mention is this...I don't mind you adding me as a friend rating, becoming a fan, and talking to me. I will not respond to anything vulgar. I am only on here to help to increase my fan base and let you know that I am a musician and a model. I don't mind meeting new people and evwen networking with you. Maybe even making new friends, BUT THAT'S ALL!!!!!!! I am not here for adult fun or for you to send me pictures of you doing what ever you wnat to yourself. If you continue to be vulgar in our conversations on here or on my messenger, I will block you permanently. I hope everyone has had a great week so far and is having a wonderful day. Stay blessed and keep in touch. Love to all of you. -Hekuba
Movies That Make You Go Hmmm
Good Morning. Happy Thursday to you and yours, they and them, and everybody else who doesn’t go by you, yours, they or them. I have come to a conclusion no matter where I go there I am. Even when I try to hide I find myself. Apparently the caffeine is not doing its job this morning. I looked at the clock and decided does anybody really know what time it is? I feel like Alford Hitchcock in a Mary Poppins movie. Wow now there would be a twist how about Mary in an Alford Hitchcock movie color me excited! Couldn’t you just see Mary taking the shower in that Psycho Thriller as Marion Crane and along comes Norman Bates to Chop her into sixty 63 piece’s scared as hell. Right when he flips open the shower curtain, Mary starts singing a Spoon full of Sugar. I would think Norman would have a kitten the size of Garfield the Lasagna eating cat. Movies that make you go hmmm. How about that for a Sunday Flick. Hey has anyone seen Madonna lately? Oh my gosh she has got some guns. Pop-Eye the sail
The Man Rules­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­
The Man Rules­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­ At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down Finally , the guys' side of the story. ( I must admit, it's pretty good.) We always hear " the rules" From the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side.... These are our rules! Please note.. these are all numbered "1 " ON PURPOSE! 1. Men are NOT mind readers. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday sports: It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's
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Valentine's Day Mad-libs!!
I'll keep adding them as I get the good ones. xD Dear Enigmatic Phantasm, Please, my beloved, come with me on a gonnorhea journey to the deepestchlamydia of my AIDs. Any fool could see that we're meant for eachother; won't you join me in herpes and dance with me across theundulating crabs? The wait is too much to bear. Can't we just castaside the formality of courtship and scabies like candidiases HPV? I GAVE YOU STDs!!! LAWL! Yours truly, Makeshift M E S S I A H ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ My beloved Makeshift M E S S I A H, You and I are just two flawless people trying to make it in this saucy world. I know we're not perfect-- I've certainly been guilty of jaywalking in the past, and I know you've dabbled in destroying hospitals, but let's put that all in the past and focus on what really matters: our appalling love. Without you, I'm nothing but a decapitated Pedobear. Happy Hearts Day, lady. Yours (8), Enigmatic Phantasm ~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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Why The Hell Do All My Nightmares Involve Giant Spiders Lately?
So I'm trying to figure this out. Obviously, the title kinda says the WHOLE content of the blog, so I'll just flesh it out with detail. Every night the past two months, I've had some sort of nightmare. At least one. Usually two or three. That's why I'm ever so slightly more sarcastic in the MUMMs at times: LACK OF SLEEP. The infinite fury (haha, fury) has to come out somewhere, amirite? So anyway. Every single one involves a GIANT spider. I'm not afraid of spiders. They do not bother me. The only time they bother me is when they're near my bed. Then, they die. I actually think I've trained the spiders that live in my house NOT to go near my bed, because they no longer go anywhere near it - presumably, I've selected for spiders that don't like beds by killing every one that does. Anyway, spiders. Always giant spiders. The night before last I had this infinitely complex nightmare involving dreaming about dreaming about dreaming about dreaming and waking up not knowing if
Heat
heat The heat pressed against my skin I can't seem to keep my body From burning under the sun I walk on as I did before Without a smile Without a frown The weather is not perfect in my mind But it does not ruin my thoughts for today As I do as I shouldn't be doing The music floats around my mind The familiar sounds of the past That seems to move me My hands my heart my lips The heat is not my friend but today It won't be my enemy The music makes today's heat My inspiration for a soulful sound Tears fall from my eyes From my skin deep into my heart Not from sadness Not for total happiness But for the gift of the heat on my skin
The Artist In Us All!
Watching the flames dance, Mesmerising like a lava lamp, As the wax drips seductively down the side, Soon it shall be gone. Until a kind hand reaches out, To ignite once again the wick of truth, The smoke carries souls to the ceiling, The scent enticing & magical. Under the flicker of a peacefull night, Lead hits paper with force, Sketching out lines off beauty, Parralell universes unfold in a blink. If we can follow the lines straight, We'd find wonders we have never seen, Colours emerge within the boundaries, Bringing forth to life another dream. What one see's is there own reflection, Whether it be smeared or perfect, The creator cannot complain or whine, For at there hands anything is possible. Trees bloom,Apples appear, The water flows gently at the end of the brush, With a flick off the wrist the grass sprouts, Emerged in concentration on the beauty emerging. The music drifts gently on bands of gold, Silky ribbons wrapping the parchment, Pres
For You
For all the things you couldn't say For all the times you walked away For all the things you hide inside For all the tears that you have cried For all the things I want for you For all the things I wish I could do For all the times I made you grin For all the dreams you held within For all the hopes that we share For all the times I made you stare For all the little things you do That leave me thinking of only you In my heart you shall remain No matter where you are For this heart belongs to you For darling, you're my star. For all your sentences I finish For the way you make me stay For the way you pull my strings When you think I just may stray What shall never change, my dear, Is this hold you have on my heart For the way you understand me You've had me from the start. All I wish is these words find you And you know just how I feel And you realize, my darling That what we have is real.
Whiners
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Auto 11's
We all love having auto's and we all love rating people with auto's BUT it has seem to become a problem within the fam. There are times when 4 or 5 different people activate their auto's and this becomes difficult, especially with the new rating system. So, to solve this problem we ask that no more than 2 people activate auto's at a time. If you want the fam to help, please send a message to the home page at least 24 hours before you activate them. This gives us time to let you know if anyone else plans on activating that day and also gives us time to do a bulletin for you if you would like. If you see that 2 people in the fam already have them activated and you still choose to activate yours that's fine but you can't expect the fam to help. It's just become overwhelming trying to rate 100's of pix on 5 different pages at one time. Thanx
It's A Motherf*cker
by the Eels Listen to the words
Points To Another Cheek
I like this song. I'm a renegade Back out motherfucker You better tap out Boo-hoo you crying baby Where you at now? Cuz i be lookin for you Me and my people lookin ready And we're lookin for truth So come and get this Make it hurt you know I love it when you Tap this put me up into a corner Be a witness Yeah this is critical mass We invite the revolution We ignite the power See me I'm still standing I might be bleeding But I'm still breathing I'll never surrender ‘cause I'm a renegade What, what you want some Come and get some Pussy motherfucker I got you where you live nigga Me you will never control, no Genocidal maniacal Devil, the party's over I'm a renegade A runaway slave I've been dreaming about my freedom On the underground train It's armagedon you're getting just what you wanted Critical mass, freedom at last, freedom at last See me I'm still standing I might be bleeding But I'm still breathing You might hate me But yo
Leaving Behind
Dont try to explain Ive been here before the phone calls and letters of loved ones always crying and implying that when the stormy sides of dreams arrive I feel the consequences hit but Ive Ive had enough ive had too much the feeling strains me ive had too much the feeling drains me with so much at stake Leaving behind shortcuts to find a long way home Leaving behind shortcuts to find a long way Ive tried to escape Im drifting from shore the vaulve breaks from weight of the loved ones who leave us gliding, forward and flying out when the sunnysides of dreams have died i feel the consequences lift but I Ive had enough ive had too much the feeling strains me ive had too much the feeling drains me with so much at stake Leaving behind shortcuts to find a long way home Leaving behind shortcuts to find a long way Ive tried to explain, but the right words feel wrong big mistakes for the well and the loves gone and now this crying and goodbying Ive had enough
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I Can Only Hope
Feeling worn down, Feeling worn out, Feeling torn down, Feeling left out. Spiral is dizzying, Not close to stopping, My heart is beating, Almost to throbbing. I'm not strong enough for this life, I've made it true. I don't think I'm strong enough, To make it my life through.
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My Lyrics: Morality
No no I can't keep playin games testing my morality I'm struggling on the inside to do the right thing Now the darkness fall apon me these hallucinations I cannot escape I hear the voices in my head I won't believe any of them till I see myself in the mirror today there's a demon smiling back at me I don't recognize his face Evil is taking over I seize to exist my god please help me I need an exorcist consumed by temptation trying to resist testing morality do what the demon says trapped in this illusion I cannot escape voices in my head turning me against faith Evil is taking over I seize to exist my god please help me I need an exorcist I thought it was funny how that I had tricked myself in to believing that I was possessed I've fallen into darkness hiding underground still I keep on praying waiting for a sound was this the only way that I could find faith does one have to fall so far before they discover it I am terrifi
My Personal Police Encounters
I hate it when I sound like Methuselah - I just do not have the gummy lip flapping sound down yet - I am a perfectionist at times. However, I have been interacting and acting on the Internet for a very, very, very long time. I noticed that the freedom inherent in the medium brought out the beasts in men and the whispers in women. As I merrily strode along my way in role play games, never really caring to be anything other than an elf, or a barbarian - either male or female, aged at least 300 if an elf, and never really pinpointing anything but the crushing heft of my morning star as a barbarian (as barbarians tend to do), or being as unsane as an undead Queen of a clan of vampires must surely be - I noticed others did not always do that. Some people really wanted to have other real people on the other end of the pixel landscape. I did get to know the humanity of a few people over the many years. I heard their stories, and aided their desired fantasies as best I could. Not in a
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Precious Alexander
The darkness of the graveyard is scary to most.. So why isn't she scared? Because Ravyn is a ghost. She carries herself through the dark night all alone. She walks silently past all the marble stones. She stops at one stone and drops to her knees . It is one of a child, the child she lost you see. Her little Alexander is all she ever wanted, but all the love she had for him couldn't keep him alive. She wished she could go back before the morning that he died. He was all she had after his father died and gone away. She wished and prayed that he would be okay. But little Alex just couldn't breathe, She layed upon the hospital bed and looked over trying to see. The nurse said the little one didn't make it, that he was gone. She didn't find out until the next dawn. She cried for him, I guess she always will. No one can ever take his place, nothing can fill. The young Ravyn only fourteen lost her first son to death. She isn't dead herself she just feels that way. She misses the one s
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A random Facebook survey that I took a few days ago and found kind of amusing. 1. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? Paternal grandfather ... I think. 2. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED? To quote Reagan "I do not recall". 3. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? Only when I can read it. 4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? N/A I'm a vegetarian. 5. DO YOU HAVE KIDS? Not that I know of (sorry, couldn't resist) 6. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? That would depend on how different I was as said other person. 7. DO YOU USE SARCASM? Oh, I would never do that. 8. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS? Yes, I always wanted to spend a couple weeks eating ice cream, but alas it was never meant to be. 9. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? Despite being phobic of heights, I've always wanted to for some reason. 10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL? The Reese's one, can't remember the name (it's been a while) 11 WHAT TOWN DO YOU RESIDE IN? Whiting, NJ 12 DO YOU
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Official: 16 Dead In German School Shooting
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I Am So Freaked Out!
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#1 Rule Of Life
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The Werewolf....wrote This When I Was 12
Be wary ye traveler who goes by the light of the moon. For I have stricken and shall strike again! I have no friends, except death of course. I draw blood at first bite and feel no remorse. That is until first light. I become myself with the beast hidden from sight. But my day will come, and you'll know my mark. The werewolf has stricken, don't go out in the dark!
Kicking People Off
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Her Corpse Was Tasty(theme Song For "the Butcher")
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Love Me With The Lights On
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Tomorrow
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Darkness And Light
there is no one to take me from you only me with arms wide open offering all of me to you never would i want to hurt you just to see you smile is all i hope for you mean the world to me i never wanna know a day where i cant talk to you never will i regret meeting you a special part of me that i thought was lost touch your face smile soft trace of lower lip eyes following the movement a glance up into eyes tells me you wont hurt me kiss your lips to seal the fate you are with me now in my waking hours and deepest slumber that smile you feel in the deepest part of you is me take my hand what you fear the most i will keep you safe from feel no more sadness only me reach out and i am there all you need do is think of me i am in the corner of your heart now seek me out when you feel weary let me encompass all of you when will i make you see i cannot hurt you to do so would end me a patch on my broken heart to pull it free would end me sca
Truest Love
I sit alone In a darkened room Aching to hold you. I sit wondering If you will ever want Me in your life. The pain rolls down Past the pieces of my heart. In drops of liquid love. You are the piece That could make me whole, Yet, for your sake, I turned away…
Trust
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In Reaction To Their Reactions.
For some weird reason out of no where today, I got eaten alive on my blogs. There were a couple of mixed emotions because you know, some of the comments they left were hurtful, others were wise, some were funny, and some were supportive. I will be entirely honest when I say that I post some blogs purposely to get all these reactions. Not that I would make up a story but I definitely set a specific tone to yield certain reactions. Perfect example would be the entry titled "Married People on Fubar." For that blog, my hypothesis was that I would get a ton of negative response and yield no constructive criticism; Needless to say I was entirely too correct. I also took notice to the spike in my blogs, the comments for my poems are relatively low however the comments that are about life experiences or opinions seem to have quite a high number of comments. For example "Fucking men" has about 15-20 comments and "Someone to Kneel to" has 4 comments. I'm not saying I give a shit or any
New Years Eve
It was New Years Eve and she was at a party, standing in the corner all by herself. You haven’t been able to keep your eyes off of her all night. It’s 30 minutes til midnight and you’re trying to get up the nerve to ask her for a new years kiss when her eyes lock onto yours and she slowly walks toward you. You gulp for air as she stops in front of you and looks up at you with the biggest, bluest eyes you’ve ever seen. She smiles shyly at you and you think, hell with midnight, you’re going to kiss her now. You wrap your arms around her shoulders and crush her to your body. Her lips are soft and full and nearly send you over the edge when they meet yours. You can’t take much more of her lips on yours so you pull away from her and lead her out of the apartment. There’s a small creek near the back of the apartment and you lead her there. You spread your coat down on the ground for her to sit on and you sit beside her. She grabs your hand and threads her fingers through yours. You look into
Amusement Park
You and your girlfriend are at an amusement park. All of a sudden she gets this devilish gleam in her eye and pulls you toward the biggest rollercoaster they have in the park, which isn't really too spectacular but it goes underground. The line isn't very long because there's a slight mist coming down and everybody is either running for the exit or the snack building. You both climb onto the back seat of the ride. The ride starts to move and she whispers into your ear, "I want to have sex on this ride." Your jaw drops and you look at her stunned and ask, "How are we going to do that?" "Very carefully, watch." She pulls her shorts down then carefully pulls your erection out of your pants. She then wiggles her way onto your lap, the lap guard pushing the two of you closer together. You reach down and help her slide your erection into her just as the ride starts to climb a big hill. She rocks her hips back and forth as the gravity from the ride plasters her body against yours. The ride ge
What Do They Use It For..
Greetings Neighbors: I have to ask this of myself and all the other folks, but it seems that many use this device as way to further their advertisement for 'luv' on their page and/or anyone associated with them. Am I wrong? My impression was that the blog is here for people to express themselves or laya few blurts about yourself or what may be going on in your life? Well, too each his or her own. Meanwhile, I have a question that I hope to get comments to- are we fubars trying harder to make friends (real friends as can get online) or just looking to score points? Why, because the yadlow wants to know and knowing is half the battle. Until later, Peace
Same Folder Can Be Cherrybombed Over And Over
There's my cherrybomb tip for today for those who did not know
Phot Contest
http://www.greatamericanphotocontest.com/baby1/index_l.aspx?referid=MB _1430
9-11-2001
9-11-2001 Two thousand one, nine eleven Three thousand plus arrive in heaven As they pass through the pearly white gates Thousands more appear in wait A bearded man with a pipe and a hat Steps forward saying, "Lets sit, lets chat" They settle down in floating clouds A man named Martin shouts out proud "I have a dream!" and once he did The Newcomer said, "Your dream for a fact still lives." Groups of soldiers in blue and gray Others in khaki, and green they did say "We're from Bull Run, Yorktown, the Maine" The Newcomer said, "You never once died in vain." From one man who shouts out proud on sticks. "The only thing we have to fear. The Newcomer said, "We know the rest, trust us sir, we've passed that test." "Courage doesn't hide in caves You can not bury freedom, down deep in a grave," A silence fell within the cloudless mist Somehow the Newcomer knew that this Meant time had come for him to say What filled the hearts of the five thousand plus tha
Best Friends
BEST FRIENDS Someone I can talk to, Someone I can Trust, Someone who will be there, when my relationship rust. Someone who will save me, When everything goes wrong, Someone who will comfort me, And help me to be strong. Someone who listens, At anytime of day, Someone who will brighten up any sky thats gray. Someone who will always remanin, Incredibly beautiful and true, Someone who is my best friend, And that someone is just like you.. copy right jas 2007
Hello My Friend
HELLO MY FRIEND Hello my friend and give me a smile cause that is what I'm here for. To be your friend and to make you smile and even cheer you up some more. Here to cause happiness, not to cause pain, but to help you get over today. Not with a joke or even a smoke, but by listening to what you have to say. Oh now my friend, don't worry or fret, for I don't have to leave now. I'll fill you with cheer before I go, and make you smile somehow. This is a promise that I'll make to you here and before you this day. Whenever I can and whenever you will, I'll listen to what you have to say. Oh now my friend don't worry or fret, for I don't have to leave now. I'll fill you with cheer before I go, And make you smile somehow! copyright jas 2007
Slipknot - Vermillion Pt 2
She seemed dressed in all of me Stretched across my shame All the torment and the pain Leaked through and covered me I'd do anything to have her to myself Just to have her for myself Now I don't know what to do I don't know what to do When she makes me sad She is everything to me The unrequited dream A song that no one sings The unattainable She's a myth that I have to believe in All I need to make it real is one more reason I don't know what to do I don't know what to do When she makes me sad But I won't let this build up inside of me I catch in my throat Choke Torn into pieces I won't - no I don't wanna be this But I won't let this build up inside of me She isn't real I can't make her real
Wanna Fu-own Me?
dont be shy, just ask! @ the moment I have the settings turned off... it seems to help keep the FU-DRAMA at a minimum... If you HONESTLY do want to be my fu-owner, and you are NOT just looking for another name to add to your list, let me know :) If I have enough $$$ I might just wanna own you, too!
Trickey Leprechaun
A man walks in a bar and a little man is sitting next to him. The little man asked if he had a family and how old he was. The man told him he was 29 and had a wife and two kids. The little man says "I'am a Leprechaun, and if you left me F#$@ you in the butt I will grant you three wishes". They go to the bathroom and the Leprechaun starts to F@$# him in the butt. When almost finished the Leprechaun says, "You did say you had a family right?" Than man replies, "Yes I'm29 and have a wife and two kids" The Leprechaun says, "Well aren't you a little bit old to be believing in Leprechauns?"
Not Exactly A Fantasy Or Erotic Story But It Is Part 1
A young man sits watching the day light fade smileing as he sees the moon riseing.as he watches the full moon rise,he smiles.he then rises and walks to the spot he has set up for this night.he quickly walks through these woods knowing them all to well,he arrives at the very spot he was told to set up.as he lights the candles set up around the symbol he created in the ground.he then goes to the center of his symbol,and starts the ritual as he was told.after finishing the words.he sees six figures appear all around him three male and three female.he turns to each of them in turn greeting them.one of them speaks"we have heard your prayers and the request you have made.and your answer is yes we will grant it to you,so please kneel"the young man quickly gives thanks to the gods as he kneels.as the gods fill him with the power he has asked for.he rises and pulls a mirror from his pocket and looks upon his reflection seeing the pale eyes and long silver hair he smiles.as he starts to walk awa
I Nead A Drink
who wants to be the first to bye me a drink?
When You Love Someone
When you love someone you'll do anything You'll do all the crazy things that you can't explainYou'll shoot the moon, put out the sun When you love someone You'll deny the truth, believe a lie There'll be times that you'll believe You can really fly But your lonely nights have just begun When you love someone When you love someone you'll feel it deep inside And nothin' else can ever change your mind When you want someone, when you need someone When you love someone When you love someone, you'll sacrifice You'd give it everything you got and you won't think twice You'd risk it all, no matter what may come When you love someone You'll shoot the moon, put out the sun When you love someone.
How In The World Do You....
How do you make pics that look like slideshows to use as your main/primary pic? How do you make those pics that turn from you into something else like a wolf or a movie star? Any help with this is greatly appreciated xxOxx
I Just Had A Drive By Lol'ing ...
So I fire up the Fubar this morning and sitting in my shoutbox is a lone "lol".  Nothing else. What is she lol'ing? I don't have any NSFW pics, so she's not lol'ing my manhood.  "I can haz teeny peeny?  Oh noes!" She didn't view my profile.  So I'm guessing my unrelenting charm and sickeningly handsome appearance aren't what she's lol'ing. I suppose I might have appeared on that crawl thing at the top.  So it might be a "crawl lol". I had 103 emails in my inbox at work this morning but all I can concentrate on is this.  *ugh*
Dj Smokin Jo
  COME CHECK OUT DJ SMOKIN JO AT RED DRAGON'S REALM..HE'S RAWKIN THE RED DRAGON RIGHT NOW!!! Just click the lounge logo and hope to see ya there! HOPE YOU HAVE A GREAT TIME!!! WE ARE HIRING FOR DJS...PLEASE COME!!
The Rose Test
You Believe that Love is Mysterious When you think of love, you think of what could be possible in the future. In love, you see things how they could be. You are wrapped up in your own dreams. If you are in love, you want the whole world to know it. You don't hold back with letting people know. You are impatient in love. You are so eager to fall in love that you often fall for the wrong person. The Rose Test
My Loved Ones
General Before you, my life was like a moonless night. Very dark, but there were stars -- points of light and reason... And then you shot across my sky like a meteor. Suddenly everything was on fire; there was brilliancy, there was beauty. When you were gone, when the meteor had fallen over the horizon, everything went black. Nothing had changed, but my eyes were blinded by the light. I couldn't see the stars anymore. And there was no more reason for anything. Full Name: Isabella Marie Swan Cullen. Nick Names: Bella to friends – Bells or Bell to Charlie. Hair Color: Brown. Eye Color: Gold. Height: 5’4”. Weight: 115 lbs. Date of Birth: September 13, 1987. Turned: September 10, 2006. Status: Vampire. Special Ability: Mental Shield. Originally From: Phoenix, Arizona. Physical Description: "Bella is very fair-skinned, with long, straight, dark brown hair and chocolate brown eyes. Her face is heart-shaped—a wide forehead with a widow’s peak, large, wide-s
Thought
pausing deep in thought hoping to catch a glimpse of you smiling a slow seductive one when i find you there always there when i need you the most a deep caress of my mind my soul responds with a stirring a  touch from your essence shimmers along my skin from parted lips a moan slips out opening eyes to see the face i love so much my heart sighs as yours echos back to me  
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What The Fuck Today!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ok...so my day starts at &;30 with my neighbors dogs bustin thru the fence and comin after us...sooo...that needed the cops and animal control...then it was off to my doc where i got ZERO good news...then I come home to log into fu for some fun and find ot some silly cunt I pissed off last night had marked 15 of my pics NSFW....got them fixed but what a fuckin hassle.....so Yeah great fuckin day.   *end rant* and sorry..had to vent..(h) you fuckers ;)
I Never Sleep!
I never sleep, never! I can?t. It?s endless. It?s ceaseless. On and on and on I go. Making my way throught the infinite void looking for those that meet my requirements, those that are willing to come forward and recieve that which only I can reveal in this time. The secrets of The Wanderer. Since the beginning I, and those that wandered before me, have walked this earth and no matter how many I came to know or meet.... I always knew that I would always be alone, that no one else could do what I, and those before me, had been chosen to do. It was to me to impart the knowledge to show the way from one side to the other. And so here I am passing through this temporal existence waiting, watching for those that are willing, those that have the sign that I can see in their faces and feel in their presence. I will know you and you will know who you are and what you are to do when your time has come to take your place with the many that have passed before you and you will know that your time
Songs
Sexy can IYeah, YeahAll we wanna know is....[Chorus:]Sexy can I, just pardon my manners.Girl how you shake it, got a nigga like (oh)It's a Kodak moment, let me go and get my cameraAll I wanna know is, sexy can I.Sexy can I, hit it from the front,then I hit it from the back.know you like it like that.then we take it to the bed, then we take it to the floorthen we chill for a second, then we're back at it for moreSexy can I, just pardon my manners.Girl how you shake it, got a nigga like (oh)It's a Kodak moment, let me go and get my cameraAll I wanna know is, sexy can I.[Yung Berg:]What's up Lil mama, it's ya boy YounginG5 dippin, Lui Vuitton luggage (ay)Gotta love it, ya boy so flyAll the ladies go (oh) when a nigga go by.Gucci on the feet, Marc Jacob on the thighShe wanna ride or die with ya boy in the chi.That's right, so I let her kiss the princeHer boyfriend, she ain't missed him since.[Ray J:]Sexy can I, just pardon my manners.Girl how you shake it, got a nigga like (oh)It's a Kodak
New Chapter!!!!!
I have recently met someone that I am completely stricken by.  Even though there are things goin on in my life that need work, She takes away all my problems.  My first marraige was a bust.  No biggie.  I just dusted my shoulder off and moved on. But nikki, she has opened my eyes to something I thought i had before.  Just thinking about her gives me butterflies.  She has shown me that not all women are like my ex wife.  She has given me something to live for.  A reason to keep on trucking forward.  And to finish this blog, there is only one thing i want to say   I love you nikki!!!!!!!!!!! you are my aussie angel!!!!!  
Songs Through The Years (1970 Top-100
1970 Top-100   1. Bridge Over Troubled Water, Simon and Garfunkel2. (They Long To Be) Close To You, Carpenters3. American Woman/No Sugar Tonight, The Guess Who4. Raindrops Keep Fallin' On My Head, B.J. Thomas5. War, Edwin Starr6. Ain't No Mountain High Enough, Diana Ross7. I'll Be There, Jackson 58. Get Ready, Rare Earth9. Let It Be, The Beatles10. Band Of Gold, Freda Payne11. Mama Told Me (Not To Come), Three Dog Night12. Everything Is Beautiful, Ray Stevens13. Make It With You, Bread14. Hitchin' A Ride, Vanity Fair15. ABC, Jackson 516. The Love You Save/I Found That Girl, Jackson 517. Cracklin' Rose, Neil Diamond18. Candida, Dawn19. Thank You (Fallettin Me Be Mice Elf Again)/Everybody Is A Star, Sly and The Family Stone20. Spill The Wine, Eric Burdon and War21. O-o-h Child/Dear Prudence, Five Stairsteps and Cubie22. Spirit In The Sky, Norman Greenbaum23. Lay Down (Candles In The Rain), Melanie and The Edwin Hawkins Singers24. Ball Of Confusion (That's What The World Is Today), Temp
Kissing Test... Oh Well...
                                  Your result for The OkCupid Kissing Test...                                The Vixen You are 87% Passionate,  13% Romantic,  and 87% Experienced!                                   You Naughty Thing! Well, well, well, Ms. Vixen. You've got the highest Passion score among the female kissing types, and you seem to be rather experienced as well. Your scores in Romance aren't as high, which suggests that you're more interested in the erotic and physical aspects of kissing than the emotional ones. You revel in the different textures, tastes and techniques of whoever you happen to be kissing at the moment, and you're a fantastic kisser yourself. You're creative, and like to mix up the makeout with unexpected, flirty moves. You're definitely a committed, passionate kisser. You just might not feel as passionate post-kiss. It's not that you can't get attached... it's just not the FIRST thing you do. And you do that first thing extremely well. We sa
A Lil' Thank You Message To My Friends On My Fu-anniversary
Sup friends and fam Just wanted to say thank you to everyone that has been by me and been there for me for the past 2 years.  It's been a great experience on Fubar and looking forward to meeting more people.  I've been through a lot, but ya'll stuck by me during the good time, and helped me through the bad times.  I'm blessed and thankful to have such great friends on here that accepts me for who I am.  I love ya'll, and I'm very thankful for each and everyone of you.  And Happy Mother's Day to all the mothers on Fubar. And Fayth, I love you so much! You mean the world to me!  Love you baby!!!
Shave Your Ass
Ladies if your poopchute looks like its nestled in a tea cozy  you might want to enlist the help of Mr BIC....before you take dirty pictures to post on the internet..........Im sorry no matter who you are  if you anus looks like mogwai im going to laugh at it
About Me
I am a Seasoned Runway Fashion/Hair Model and have much experience in the field. Also I am involved in Print work and Trade shows.   As an Actress, I have done stage acting at an early age and am now pursuing a career in the film/movie industry. Writing has always been an interest to me and currently I am working on some poetry/screenplay/novel and expository writing. If you have a minute, please check out my websites at: www.myspace.com/421634755 www.Shananicole.synthasite.com www.Dotsyconway1.exploretalent.com Any feeback is welcome.  I will soon post my poetry on this site.
Lets Make This Clear...
Obviously a few of you cant read and a few of you are very judgemental assholes.I know Ive been ranting alot lately but Im very tired of bullshit here.When I first started it was really fun and good times and now its "friends" preaching at me out of the blue.I dont need anyones lectures.Im an adult woman and I will do as I please.If you dont like me asking for things from my friends then dont be my friend.The reason I do not feel bad about asking for help from friends is because I try to give in return.I bling my friends when I can afford credits.I give away fu bucks when I catch that someone needs them if I have them (no one ever helps me with those when I ask) I will do anything I possibly can if a friend here asks me.I am no spoiled bitch..Well I may be spoiled but Im not bitch or snob.I will speak to you and I will talk to you if you want to have a normal conversation and not one about my ass or how fine I am.I am intelligent and I am a lady.If you think Im some whore because I do
Monday Ride
I guess the god's are against me. This morning after getting out of bed I took a peek outside. My Harley was there all nice and wet as it was raining. That was going to put a damper on the day. After watching the weather I have a choice to make. Stay put in Sarasota or ride. The storm was moving NE and I was going South. Once I was ready to hit the road, the rain had stopped. Off I went. I guess 10 miles into the ride I feel rain drops. I found a place to pull over and put on my rain gear. I spent the day in and out of rain gear. I did manage to ride across the Everglades. I finished my ride in the rain. So, here I am in a motel in Stuart, FL 337 miles for the day and rain for tomorrow.
No Excuse
I love the title....
The World Beyond
i stood by the bank the tide was low my breath slower than ever my head held high i looked at the land beyond soon the words will cease the body will stop breating the soul will begin to live  FOR CLOSER TO HEART, HONEST THOUGHTS - READ 'NEGLIGIBLE NOTIONS' JUST FOR MY FRIENDS....
Workplace Drama
I work at a hotel. Cast:   S-A  new-ish AGM (asst gen man), who is a 25 yo from Poland   J-a Front Desk guy- J-who was shifty and 2 faced and disliked by me very much, but had excellent knowledge of the hotel system, and great unmatched cust service skills. Then there was D-a pretty goodlooking but clearly psychotic and maniacal friend of S, whom she hired to work for 1 day (Sun night) while he works at another hotel. A-an FD girl from Poland that works part time and is my good friend G-a stupid GM with no brains _________________________________________ It was known that S hired D because they wre friends; and now theres a rumor that she has a crush on him, even tho she has a steady relationship. I come in to work last week to the news that J got fired (S came up with lame ass reasons when asked). And D is working full time for him (hmm..) And it turns out that D lost his other hotel job (either cause he is a maniac, or because hotel dont like it when you work in 2 different
Wicked Cont.
After getting the story from the bartender, the officer realizes he is going to have to take her in. The guy she had cornered is wanting to file charges against her. He thinks it is ridiculous. How much damage could she have caused. As he walks back to his cruiser, flashes of thos eyes, her lips, and that white skin flood his mind. " What the hell is wrong with me" he thinks to himself. Never has any woman affected him like this, and he knows nothing about her. Other than how the smell of her perfume makes his head swoon. " Dammit pull yourself together man" he thinks. He gets to the car and looks in at her as he opens the door. It is a hot night, and she has shrugged her blouse off her shoulders. Revealing a black silk camisole underneath, slightly sticking to her damp skin. Her hair fell around her, pieces wet from sweat sticking to her forehead and cheek. " Thanks for leaving a fucking window open" she barks at him. " It's hot as hell in here" He hadnt even thought about it, He
Night Swimming 4
Just a note this time first, I want to say thank you to someone very special for there sweet inspiration....I think you know who you are. I feel you shiver against me, as my hand slips between your thighsSoft whimpers escape your lips as i find your sweet spot Shudders run through you as my fingertips dance over it, then as quickly as i started i stop and move my hand away smiling to myself as I see the longing in your eyes " Not yet my sweet " I whisper into your ear Sliding down, I kiss my way down your back, my hands in front of you moving along your inner thighs, fingertips occasionally brushing against your soft lips making you tremble a bit befoe returning to your thighs Kissing the gentle swell of your bottom, giving it a quick nip on the cheek, I run my hands back up to your hips, now turning you towards me On my kneess beneath the watr, your beautiful body stands before me, I cant help but lean in to selfishly dip my tongue into your sweetness, tasting the sweet nectar th
Things Are Changing
And hopefully it is for the better....We will see...Patience...temperance...timing...Going to have to wait it out and see...Will and Paul are looking for Ricki so they can rediscuss a three bedroom together. The boys went and looked at 2 and 3 bedrooms here in the complex today. Honestly, I am so ready for them to give me some space that I am being totally supportive...But I don't think Will realizes how much his life is really going to change...no more using my car...no more waking up and going to bed together...meals by invite only...and surprisingly, me finding other ways to spend my time rather then just hanging out here with him...Afterall, I won't have 2 fucking boys to add to my costs!!No more free ride...even if we aren't breaking up...from now he can feel what it is like to struggle again...I think he's forgotten...I will bet he's back living here in six months or less.oh and if you all think this isn't breaking my damn heart, well, then you don't fucking know me at all...M [s
13
Bad luck wind been blowin on my backI was born to bring trouble wherever Im atWith the number 13 tattooed on my neckThat ink starts to itchBlack gon turn to redI was born in the soul of miseryAnd I never had me a nameThey just give me a number when I was youngGot a long line of heartacheI carry it wellThe list of lives Ive brokenReach from here to hellAnd a bad luck wind been blowin on my backPray you dont look at meAnd I pray I dont look backI was born in the soul of miseryAnd I never had me a nameThey just give me a number when I was youngFound me with a preacherman confessin all I doneCatch me with the devil playing 21And a bad luck wind been blowin on my backI was born to bring trouble wherever Im atI was born in the soul of miseryAnd I never had me a nameThey just give me a number when I was youngWhen I was youngWhen I was youngWhen I was young
Interested In Making $1000 A Week?
I'm involved in a marketing plan with a company called USANA. This great opportunity is being put together by a pastor of a church and it's called "Operation Promised Land". This plan was put together to help people and this economy in these tough times. I am starting to see some of the benefits already. If you're interested click this link or sb me to find out more. http://www.bring2help2.com/opl/operationpromisedland/id/index.php?ref=jeromy
Wasted.
I'm feeling great.   I'm going to be starting a poem section, so if you're interested in poetry, please read and comment.  I've been writing for YEARS.   Yes, I am drunk.  3 rum and root beers, 1 tea and vodka, and about to have 1 moon mist and vodka.    Deeeeeeeeeeeelicious :]
Love. Broken Hearts.
Love. Broken Hearts. -=- Written by Thully -=-It hurts when you treat me this wayThis feeling is not meant to be like thisI trusted you and you tore out my heartWith indecision you have cursed my fateYou say I Love You as if it is the windThe promises you have mentionedAgain and again you said those thingsBut it was just hot air until the endYou know that a person is treating you unfairlyUntil another gentleman comes into playThey hurt you, they mistreat youBut you stay. You're still living... barelyI offer you a means to an end a way outI can tell you many things and many optionsYou and I are both are very excitedThen you change your mind, a different routeWe have stayed up for weeks on end talkingWe would cover all of our boundariesCover all the topics from music to gamesWe would do this together while walkingWe never spared a single story or a detailTogether we would conquer all we knewThe things we shared in and experiencedWere proof together we could never derailNow you have chose
Violent End
Dark clouds Moonless sky Howling wind Spirits fly Lost memories Restless night Dark souls Take flight Forever troubled Eternal pain Graves open Pouring rain Church bell Hallowed hill Night growing Darker still Chilling scream Sightless eyes Rising dead Darkened skies Lightning flashes Death descends Earth erupts Violent end
We Are Soul Mates.
Like a pair of dolphins playing in the waves and following a ship, that’s the way we always find ourselves. Like a pair of doves who are always seen together at a church tower, that’s the way we love each other. We are tied together until the end.  Like two palm trees that grew together alone on the field, that is the way we always are.  Like two stars that look as one in the open sky, that’s the way we love each other.   If you jump I jump, If you fly I try, Nothing else matters if you are by my side.  If you walk I move, if you win I succeed, if you are feeling sad, I also feel the same.  We are soul mates.   We are one, sharing one heart. Our souls always seek each other and you are for me.  There is no doubt I am perfectly for you.  We are soul mates.    You are for me and our destinies are tied together.  We have identical feelings, so I am for you.  Like two rain drops, you are for me.  You are for me because I always follow your way.  I am for you becau
View From {hellcat} Tree House
View from the treehouseI love the apartment I picked this time. Sure it has it's quirks because it's an older complex, but most of them only mildly annoy me...The pluses completely outweigh the minuses...Like the squirrels. I am in love with the squirrels. They live in the trees just off my second story patio. I feed them and the birds. All are completely spoiled....but so worth it...At first I had one that I was trying to hand train to come to me, but after talking to my dear Pattykins I became convinced that wasn't the wisest choice...I know better then to try to tame wild animals and I don't particularly want them to feel welcome in my home, so I stopped that...but I still feed them a mix of corn. bird seed and sunflowers...Oh and occassionally some fruit...I tried veggies but they didn't want jack nor crack to do with those...They really like apples.Anyhow I get to watch squirrel TV all the time because they LOVE to swing in the bird feeder while pigging out, or crawl all over/betw
Painkiller
It's been three fucking days since sleep has taken me away I found the remedy to erase you from my head I can't find a pulse to feel this I'll never feel again So say your last goodbyes and I'm taking back my sins I'll take back the heart I should have never let, never let you in. So say your last goodbyes, today I'm not coming back I won't crawl back again I never loved you I never cared. I never loved you. You won't fuck the life from me again Now your hands are filthy with narcissistic identities A slave another junkie, you're haunting the streets You're looking to feed But I won't be your carcass, You cant add me to your pile of dead bodies I'm driving the nails through your hands So you can't fuck the life out of me You won't fuck the life out of me You can't fuck the life out of me I never loved You You can't fuck the life out of me You won't fuck the life out of me.
Ensign: No Lawyer Joke
All ye inhabitants of the world, and dwellers on the earth, see ye, when he lifteth up an ensign on the mountains; and when he bloweth a trumpet, hear ye. Isaiah 18:3 AN ENSIGN ON THE MOUNTAINS                                                              19 June 2009 Today to be a “devil’s advocate” is to take the side in a debate that looks for what’s wrong in a proposal or what’s flawed in someone’s reasoning.  Normally, this is part of a useful give and take of ideas that allows many people, each with a different viewpoint or a different approach to the same viewpoint, to decide whether taking or not taking a particular course of action is worth the consequences.  Make no mistake, for we do live in a cause-and-effect world. I’ve heard the phrase and I’ve wondered what the opposite of that is.  Is it an “angel’s advocate”, the opposite of devil in the lower-case sense?  I did a little research and came up with &ldqu
A Dad Is A Special Man
It is said that women are the bearers of life, and while that may be true, in the truest essence of the universe, all things must be balanced, which means it takes two to create life.  It takes a man and a woman to create life.  A woman cannot do that alone.  After conception, we carry this life in our bodies for what seems like an eternity and bring it forth into the world with blood, sweat and tears.  We contribute one half of the genetic code to this most special of little lives and the other half comes from a man who we chose to share our most precious gift with.  Ourselves.  Our love.  Our lust.   Some children are born out of love and commitment, and some sadly, are not.  No matter what circumstances a child is born under they have both a mother and a father, if only biologically.  Most people take on the responsibility required to be the parent this child needs and deserves and some do not.  For the most part it is father's that get the bad rap if they choose not to "man-u
Want 2 Own Me
Ends 6/27/09 Thought I would get in on this Own Me Auction Details Below.  Please Commet on Picture In Auction Folder.   25 Credit Bling Pack Starts The Bid Your name in mine A SFW Clevage Salute NSFW Access Shit Faced Every Day 100 Pix Rated Per Day All for One Month 65 Credit Bling Pack All of the above + Number 2 Family NSFW Access NSFW Salute Of My Choice SFW Salute 100 Pix Rated 50 Rate 11 This is for 2 months 135 Credit Bling Pack All of the Above + 2 NSFW Salutes 4 mos as #2 Family Random Comments Random Gifts 350 Credit Bling Pack Will Close Auction #2 Family Spot  6 months Random Bling 100 Pix Per Day
Happy Fathers Day To The Non Dead Beat Dads
OK LET ME START THIS OFF KINDA NICE. THIS GOES TO ALL THE GOOD DADS HAPPY FATHERS DAY! AS FOR ALL YOU DEAD BEAT DADS LIKE MINE YOU DONT DESERVE TO HAVE A DAY JUST FOR YOU! YOU CAN CREATE KIDS AND THEN WANT NOTHING TO DO WITH THEM! YOUR A PIECE OF SHIT! I KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO NOT HAVE A DAD AND I FEEL LIKE WHAT MAKES ME THINK ANYONE ELSE CANT LEAVE ME IF MY OWN FUCKING DAD CAN? HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU HAVE A KID AND NOT TAKE CARE OF THEM AND WANT NOTHING TO DO WITH THEM? THATS JUST WRONG? WHAT DID WE DO FOR OUR DADS TO LEAVE US? ALL THE THINGS MY DAD HAS SAID AND HAS DONE TO ME. HE HAS DONE NOTHING BUT CAUSE ME A LIFE OF LIVING HELL I HAVE A POEM AND THIS IS THE POEM I WROTE ABOUT HOW I FEEL   L~I~F~E   L~L IS FOR THE LIFE YOU PUT ME THROUGH L IS FOR ALL THE LIES YOU TOLD   I~ I IS FOR ALL THE ISSUES YOU HAVE CAUSED ME I IS FOR THE INTENTIONAL HORRID IMAGES YOU MADE ME SEE   F~ F IS FOR FUCK YOU F IS FOR HOW THE FUCK COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME   E~ E IS FOR THE EMOTIONAL SCARS YOU
My Boyfriend's Back
My Boyfriend's BackMy Boyfriend's Back BackMy Boyfriend's BackMy Boyfriend's BbbackMy Boyfriend's Back And You're Gonna Be In TroubleHey La Hey La My Boyfriend's BackI'm A Dead Bitch Looking For Some Dead ShitDead Guys Dead Sex Gotta Have That Dead DickI Seen This Dude Walking Down The StreetI Crept Up With A Bat Swung Hard And Put Him To SleepI Told Him I Want You I Need You I've Gotta Fuckin' Have YouI Want You I Need You I've Gotta Fuckin' Kill YouStuck A Knife In His Neck It Came Up Outta His ThroatDrug Him To A Cemetery For Some Spirits To InvokeBlack Candles And Incense Now It's Time For Some FunI Pulled The Knife Out From His Neck And Started Sucking His BloodI Said, Rise My Love I Conjure And Command TheeObey The Sacred Ceremony I Demand TheeRise My Love I Said Rise My LoveIt's Time To Show These Motherfuckers What We Capable ofAnd Then All of A Sudden The Air Got Thick And GreasyHe Started Breathing Then He Stood Straight Up On His Two FeetYes I Got So Happy That My Eyes Start
Night Of Mordum
Sick twisted images is what I'm fantasizingI find myself always thinking about death and smilingI try to quit but it's like a drug and I'm addictedWickedness flows through my veins I'm the motherfuckin' queen of sicknessBetter get a witness or look up to God and find religionThe shit I be spittin' is so fuckin' wicked these bitches I kill in a quicknessI'm like that sick bitch in Augusts Undergrounds MortemI'll make you cut and seperate your dick from your scrotumI'm recording this ugly bitch gettin' beaten and rapedI used her fingers forcefully so I can masturbateShotgun Bucked to her fuckin' faceShe starts cryin' and screamin' and pissin' all over the placeNo time to waste honey, I grabbed her lovers severed dickSucked on it, spit on it and fucked her cunt with itI know you like it bitch no need to run awayThis is my night of mordum won't you come out and playFind 'em, snuff 'em or leave 'em for deadCause in my night of mordumSomethin' always takin' over meViolence, death and nothin'
Kink - It Does A Body Good
It's so humorous to me when I think of how our kink comes out daily in this relationship....Every morning he makes me my coffee...I can't make it as well myself anymore because of this...I always put too much sugar in it...If I need smokes, then he runs to the store...He helps each morning be less intolerable...ahhhh the spoils of servitude...When we are home alone [a rarity, I will admit], he inspires me by ripping off all his clothing and hanging out naked...I do love it so...It always makes me want to add his chain and tie up his cock...Saturday was all about that...naked slave - dressed Fem...At night we play quietly in bed...lately it has been him having to work on my back with the cups and stones but it always ends up with me turning them on him in a less healing way...but last night was different...I think I have the most wonderful boy on the planet...he falls asleep with me canning his cock...Yep, he finds such peace in that space that he can finally sleep like the dead...We pa
X-mas Mass
(News)Police and sheriffs departments in the Gaines County area have issued an all points bulletin this evening for a male caucasian reported to have brutally murdered four women in the Pleasantville area. County authorities say that the man, a patient at the Pleasantville Institute For The Criminally Insane, escaped earlier this evening and should be considered extrememly dangerous. Officials confirm that the suspect is a heavy set  man in his late forties and is reported to be wearing a Santa Claus suit stolen from the home of one of his victims. All citizens in the Pleasantville - Gaines area are advised to remain in their homes until further notice throughout this emergency alert situation.Here we go again another Christmas massWaking up the ghost of the Christmas pastYou can have us in your town you can see us all aroundAs we enter your house I put your body on the groundSee every year is quite the same, same murder different nameHad to feel somewhere in MaineCause we're addicted
Nightmare
At night I can't sleep I toss and turnEverything's in the dark, except some bodies being burnSuicidal feelings and evil voices from my pastNever cared about life because I be living in the blastThere's a soul in my hand, a maniac on a leashAs I try to find a way for my soul to be releasedI'll be digging up the pieces of my fucked up pastWatching time go by looking through the hour glassThe clock keeps ticking I begin to make incisionYou're now entering the mind and the world of a felonMurder, death an obsession with goreJust open your mind cause I'm about to show you moreStab one nobodies into sufferin'No reaction at all except the blood spitting all overSee I love this shit I'm hypnotised by the tocksBy the hour glass clock and the soul that I broughtWhich pathway will you choose in this lifeIt don't matter at all so just pick up the knifeWhich pathway will you choose when you'll be deadThe Devil may care so put this gun to your headWhich pathway will you choose in this lifeIt don't m
Hell On Earth
Steady watching, fuck, my eyes are shatteredUnholy war happenin' on earth I see the demons scatteredIt was a sign of the end of timeAll the souls will be possessed whether yours or mineHeads are turning spitting blood will release the pressureTime to say your last prayers and salute your masterI'm protected doesn't matter all you see is the flameSatan's torturing his slaves and corrupting their brainI'm the Alpha, the Omega, I raise hell on earthSon of Jesus, I'm the king that rose up from the dirtBurn my ashes I'll come back, I'm the unforgivenDust to dust my body lives on next to your sinReal life martyr, yes I am, no one can deny itGod's a bitch, Mary's a whore, in their face I spitCause after all we live to die in the eternal fireGuy in my head says you will live on this earth forever
Is It You Im Thinking Of?
I awoke one day to find an angel Crying pretty tears. I asked this creature of such beauty From whence had come her fears. Someone had said her pretty wings Weren't quite white enough. I looked, and saw wings of light, With not a wrinkle or fluff. I said, "Oh, you amazing Creature sent from heaven, Your wings are bright enough for me To think that I'm in heaven." If you don't mind my saying Just how much I feel, And how much beauty I see in you - A beauty that is real, You are that angel, bathed in light, That fills my heart with love, And only Satan in his hate could Tamper with such a dove. Do not listen to those who cause Your angelic tears to fall. They don't know beauty when they see it They don't know you at all. You're so beautiful to me As your heart shines true, No one can convince me life's Not made for such as you. People may want to destroy A temple with stained glass, But I want to treasure and preserve The pearl, that it may last. You are a treasure of more value
Heaven - Hell In 2 Weeks.
On autopilot for two weeks, 15 pounds down, destroyed and trying to pick up the pieces.  I never realized the friendship I had with my wife, or so I thought, and the worst part was that loss.  I could not grasp the concept and tried hard to fix it.  I am a fixer, and could not accept the magnitude of this problem as not fixable.  Broken, exhausted, starving, lost, a crushed heart weighted in my hands, crying till my stomach hurt.  Twisted nerves of pain, boiling my soul beyond the ability to sustain life.  Clawing through the dark, grasping the air, trying to find something to hang onto and arrest my fall.  Nights of unending sleep and days of 140 degree heat sapping my strength.After two weeks, what now, what must I do.  Get up, put your running clothes on.  I can't...  Yes, you can.  The battle of my will and soul starting to rage inside me.  Get your ass up, and moving!  I can't, its too great (one shoe on)...  GET UP! Why me, why now (other shoe on)...  You are stronger then this!
Dumb Laws Of Texas
One must acknowledge a supreme being before being able to hold public office. It is illegal to sell one's eye. A program has been created in the state that attempts to control the weather. When two trains meet each other at a railroadcrossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone. It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing. Up to a felony charge can be levied for promoting the use of, or owning more than six dildos. It is illegal for one to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel. It is illegal to milk another person’s cow. The entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned in Texas because it contains a formula for making beer at home.
Car Accident
Hey everyone im writing this due to the fact that back on thursday early friday morning i came home from a friend's place and got about less then a block and had to miss a deer. I tried my best to miss it with having three options which two of them we be bad. one was that i could of gone to the left of the deer but would of gone into a tree. the second one would of been hitting the deer but i have done that before and ended up in the hospital with some broken ribs and stuff do to it flying in my truck after hitting it so i didnt want to have that happen again. the third one was to head towards the right of the deer in a ditch but little did i know that there were some stones in the ground and that i would hit one. I did the third one with hopes of saving my car and of course i hit a stone and wheel hopped and the car turned towards a boulder that i had no control to avoid but to hit. Well i survived that thinking that i just sprained my ankle but that wasnt the case. I some how before
Fu Haters Need A Life
Ok I'm up here doin what we fu people do and some chick sb me asking me about a dude I bought up here when I don't even know him and i'm not tryin to know him so i told her to basiclly get a life and stop fuckin with me over a net man cuz it ain't that serious and if she wants to purchase him than she should but just because she has a issue with me buying him, i'm just going to buy him back!!! A word to the stupid people who fall in love with a computer get a life outside of fubar it's kinda fun!!!
Help Me Get Spotlight!
 I am goin to try for a spotlight. I will keep tryin until I am able to get it. I would love any and all donations that you would be so kind as to donate. Any donations over 1million will get all my 11's for the day plus a salute. If 500K I will keep you shitfaced daily for a month plus a salute. If 250K I will send you 2 gifts a day for a month plus a salute. All other donations will get a salute. If you donate more than what is listed, we can make some kind of arrangements. Would love all help I can get on this. Please repost and/or sticky if you can't donate so I might get the chance to meet new people. Thank you so much in advance. ::MUAH::Kare loves you!♀♂Kàrè™♀♂ ♥Fu-Owned by Justfishing♥@ fubar
Taking A Break
Greetings, I need to take a little breathing space from fubar.  I have a lot going on right now.  I am making an effort to change some things in my life and I need to elimitate some distractions while I do so.  I need to refocus myself, to better myself. So in the meantime I need to focus more transitioning from my business to new work, my personal work, my physical health, my eating habits, my lack of sleep, and most of all my love; my other half to which without I am not whole. Please take the time and whatever kindness you would show to me and give it to her.  She is the most amazing person I have ever met, and almost every day, shows me something new to appreciate.  I won't be gone long, and I'll pop on now and then to check messages.   See ya soon, JoeSomebody
Raped
yup, I got raped of my week vacation to Cali with the hubby. Soo...I was planning to go visit my inlaws and looks like my plans went up the asshole. Including the plane ticket. Yay!   And why? Because the cocksucking piece of shit of my coworker decided to quit, AKA never show up again since last week. So, basically, unless I find some moron to work a hotel front desk, I'm fucked. I really really really fuckin hate that place sometime.
Sex Slaves
Friend and I had an argument:   I said that retards would make perfect sex slaves, since they don't know whats goin on, wouldn't tell, and alotta ppl would pay good bux to bang a cute tard girl (I saw one at a Botanical Garden, and was like "whoa, thats a waste of tits!"   She said I'm fuckin sick.
To Someone Who Crushed My World
To someone who crushed my world I began my ascent at minue zeroYou made so sure of thatYou tried to keep me down hereYour complacency has been your downfallNobody made you king of the worldAnd I'm here to dethrone youSo kiss the ring motherfuckerIt's my time, my time to shineGrasping for the straws as they fallMaybe you can make a splint for your broken egoFor your broken egoSo I say thank you for the scarsAnd the guilt and the painEvery tear I've never criedHas sealed your fucking fateWhat did you take me for, a fool?Or were you just too blind to seeThat every effort made has failedAnd there is no destroying me?Hate can be a positive emotionWhen it forces you to better yourselfYou built me, constructed my desirePerfected my hatredNow I'm driven to be ten times better than you think you areTen times better than you think you arePiece by piece I've built my wallsAnd burned the bridges downThat lead back to people like youSo full of malice, so full of scornYou tried your best to crush
Decisions
Another Angel on their kneesReluctantly clipping off their wingsGiving up on God and faithForever lost through time and space.Malcontent towards God was not in mindThe Devil I do not seek to findThis path was decided long agoThis path that I must walk aloneTo suffer for those who could not atone For those who could not suffer aloneFor those distraught and ravaged by painFor those who selfishly suffered in vainConfused by this senseless actGod had no choice but to reactTo find out why an Angel was lostTo understand why and at what costMy child why have you forsaken me?Why did you decided to leave?The kingdom of Heaven is not easily gainedSo, on this earth you shall forever remainNow the Angel begins to sayAs peaceful as a summers dayWithout concern upon his heartThese words from his mouth begin to dartIn Heaven I could not idly standWatching those I care for across this landSuffer and fret through life aloneFor those things in life they can not atoneMisery will now be the life I leadHap
Hurt
granted, this song talks about drugs, but right now, I'm giving it a different meanin-- being hurt by someone you thought loved you and having the courage to start again. I hurt myself todayto see if I still feelI focus on the painthe only thing that's realthe needle tears a holethe old familiar stingtry to kill it all awaybut I remember everythingwhat have I become?my sweetest friendeveryone I knowgoes away in the endyou could have it allmy empire of dirtI will let you downI will make you hurtI wear this crown of shitupon my liar's chairfull of broken thoughtsI cannot repairbeneath the stains of timethe feeling disappearyou are someone elseI am still right herewhat have I become?my sweetest friendeveryone I knowgoes away in the endyou could have it allmy empire of dirtI will let you downI will make you hurtif I could start againa million miles awayI would keep myselfI would find a way
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Tatt
I'm getting my armband tatt done for my birthday soon (gothic german letters of my family name)....   do you think i will still pass for a "good boy" with a 'out there' tatt?
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What Decade Fits Your Personality
What decade fits your personality 1970's You have a great taste in music and a particular love for rock. You love to chill and party with your friends, and most consider you the epitome of "cool" because of your rebellious nature and sense of adventure for life. You're trendy in style and have strong opinions about religion and politics. You are against "the man" and the injustices of the world and tend to have a guard up with people you don't know very well. But you save your deepest emotions and romantic side for that special someone.You have a lot of inner convictions and beliefs, but definitely come across as extremely easy-going and flexible. You are actually a good mixture of the two, but once in a while you let your laziness get the best of you. You're all about having a cause and having even more of a great time...sometimes TOO great of a time ;)
The Man's Rules
Now for the men's rules.... We always hear "the rules" from the feminine side. OK - we are now going to hear the rules from the man's side. These are our rules! Please note ...these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.  1. Sometimes, we are not thinking about you. Live with it.  1. Shopping is NOT a sport, and no, we are never going to think of it that way.  1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really.  1. Crying is blackmail.  1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one:    Subtle hints do not work.    Strong hints do not work.    Obvious hints do not work.    Just say it! 1. We don't remember dates. Mark birthdays and anniversaries on a calendar. Remind us frequently beforehand.  1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.  1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your gir
The 1yr. Anniversary.......r.i.p. Tony, Tiffany, And Bryan
Today marks the 1 yr anniversary of the death of 3 wonderful people who didnt deserve to die. They had their whole life ahead of them. The guy who gunned these 3 wonderful people down is now serving time in jail, with no possibilty of ever being paroled. May he rot there for as long as he lives and may he rot in hell wen he gets there. R.I.P. Tony, Tiffany, and Bryan. we love and miss u............GONE BUT NEVER EVER FORGOTTEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
As I Sit
  AS I SIT AND WATCH THE STARS,THEY REMIND ME OF YOUE EYESTHE WAY THEY GLISTEN WHENEVER YOUR AT MY SIDE. AS I SIT AND WATCH THE SUN,IT REMINDS ME OF YOUR SKIN THE WAY IT SPARKLES SO,JUST LIKE THE GOLDEN SANDS. AS I SIT AND WATCH THE RAIN,IT REMINDS ME OF YOUR TEARS WHENVER YOU'RE AWAY FROM ME,LETTING OUT ALL YOUR FEARS. AS I SIT AND WATCH THE WORLD,IT REMINDS ME OF YOUR LOVE, ALWAYS SPINNING ROUND AND ROUND,UNTIL THE DAY SETTLE DOWN. Copyright ©2008 Tabatha
The Value Of A Drink
The Value of a Drink"Sometimes  when I reflect back on all the wine I drinkI feel  shame.   Then  I look into the glass and thinkabout the workers in the vineyards and all of their hopesand dreams ..   If I didn't drink this wine, they might be outof work and their dreams would be shattered.Then I say to  myself, "It is better that I drink this wine and let theirdreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver."~ Jack  HandyWARNING:  The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hellhappened to your bra and panties.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~"I  feel sorry for people who don't drink. When theywake up in the morning, that's as good as they'regoing to feel all day. "~Frank  SinatraWARNING:  The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you aretougher, smarter, faster  and better looking than most people.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."~  Henny YoungmanWARNING: 
Big Day
Alright, I am going to start a blog. I don't expect anyone to really read it, but my life is in full upheaval right now. And I am getting the distinct impression that my friends are getting tired of hearing about it. Not that I blame them- I'm getting tired of thinking about it. So I will write my thought down here. Get it out. Then see what happens. The biggest thing I'm concerned with right now is my marriage. J and I have been together over 10 yrs, married for 5, with 2 awesome little girls. But I have recently discovered that although our marriage is filled with love, it may not be the marriage-sustaining kind of love. And that sucks. I never thought I'd ever question my marriage. Always thought that J and I were special- one of those couples that ppl look at and just know how happy we are. But I'm not happy. i haven't been happy for a very very long time. It's funny- the things we tell ourselves to keep the peace. So now I am terrified. Terrified that I am going to discover what
Stop Sweating
Sweating is natural phenomenon. But excessive sweating isn’t natural as well as good for health. It causes lot of inconvenience to the persons suffering from it. The most worrying factor is odor combined with the sweating. The bad odor is produced because of the presence of bacteria in our body.Employing antiperspirants is one of the methods to stop sweating. These antiperspirants consist of aluminum salts which stops the sweat produced in the ducts. The only setback of using the antiperspirants to stop sweating is the skin irritation caused by it. It may even result in a skin disease called Dermatitis.
Id Card
The day I immigrated to the United States, I was given an alien ID card that featured a cute photo of me at age 15. Years later, when I went to the courthouse to become a citizen, a clerk confiscated my card. "What will you do with it?" my wife asked. "We burn it" was the answer. "Could you please cut the photo off and let us keep it?" asked my wife. "Certainly not," said the clerk. "This card is official U.S. government property. As such it cannot be mutilated before it's destroyed."
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go on, take a breather go on dig it deeper take another step towards that ledge again go 'head, sniff your life away go 'head, call it an early day I dont care what you say poster child for immaturity    you cant tell which direction youre going one day to the next In the midst of your pissing and moaning I make this request   Cut yourself till you bleed whine and moan 'bout your needs it makes no mind to me if it makes you feel better   I wont let you cross that line I wont let you take what's mine fuck yourself up on your own time sleep it off then do it again Yes, girl, I love you but I dotn like what you do to yourself its not fucking normal anyway  
Resume
My name is Jack Fellow, I am in my late 20's and I enjoy participating in social networking sites to increase my network of friends and associates by getting to know more people. I work full time as a job recruitment officer and I review around 30-40 resume a day and interview about 15 candidates, always a busy day for me at work but I love it.
Midnight Walls
We should have known better Than to fall so deep down This rabbit hole we found I was thinking On the long way down No life no light no sight no sound Hold my hand eyes closed Down deep into this pool of regrettable situations Pitch black think backTo the last time that we were happy Losing my senses lost in my head I am nothing no one nowhere at all I am thoughtless I fought this on my own From these midnight walls Sinister faces rest a gaze on me In this darkness foolishly I run This is the wrong way losing my senses lost in my head I am nothing no one nowhere at all On the long way down  No life no light no sound no sight Pitch black think backFrom these midnight walls
Reach Out....
Someone told me to check this out and listen to the lyrics carefully...as I was feeling down again :  
I Had A Little Bit Of A Scare Wednesday Night :o:o
Well ,i was sitting here Wednesday night and i started having a little bit of chest pain (i have a heart condition for those of you who don't already know that ).I ended up driving myself to the emergency room to get checked out and they ended up keeping me .They did a few EKG's and an echogram and i had a stress test done this morning and everything checked out  (they said everything looks good ) .My wife seems to think that it might have been due to the extreme heat we are having right now .I am sorry for blogging this (not trying to be a drama queen i assure all of you ,just wanted everyone to know ) :D Also ,i am done with dismissing  chest pain as me "just not feeling well".I did that when i had my precursor to my heart attack and then wound up in the hospital almost 3 weeks later .
Thomas Jefferson, 1799
"Free government is founded in jealousy, not confidence.  It is jealousy and not confidence which prescribes limited constitutions, to bind those we are obliged to trust with power.... In questions of power, then, let no more be heard of confidence in men, but bind him down from mischief by the chains of the Constitution." -- Thomas Jefferson, 1799
Robert A. Heinlein Wrote The Book "starship Troopers" In 1959,
"Perhaps the meek shall inherit the Earth, but they'll do it in very small plots . . . about 6' by 3'." -- Robert A. Heinlein
Thomas Jefferson To Philip Mazzei, 1796
"Against us are... all timid men who prefer the calm of despotism to the boisterous sea of liberty... We are likely to preserve the liberty we have obtained only by unremitting labors and perils." --Thomas Jefferson to Philip Mazzei, 1796.
Thomas Jefferson
"The two enemies of the people are criminals and government, so let us tie the second down with the chains of the Constitution so the second will not become the legalized version of the first."-- Thomas Jefferson
Slow Ride To Nowhere
today I had the "rare privilege", if you will, of bringing in a member of the "sons of satan" biker gang for failure to appear in court for a weapons charge.  The guy was not your stereotypical biker, he had a very kept and maintained appearance but his attitude was typical.  I have nothing against bikers, being a motorcycle rider myself, I gave him his props for the sweet Fatboy he had parked in his driveway-- too bad he'll never get to see it again.  When a fugitive recovery gets  hold of someone, we take them, and whatever high valued assets they used as collateral for their bail.  so this son of satan will be hornless for awhile *wicked grin* I feel a massive sin coming on..in the form of a spiked spicced chai tea...who wants some with me?
Why I Like To Be Naughty
When I was about 13 years old - I was standing in a group of kids in a dark auditorium watching a show put on by the boy scouts.A person walked through the crowd in front of me.Naturally – I stepped back a little to get out of his way and bumped into the person behind me.A hand touched my butt.I turned around and noticed it was a girl I had a crush on standing behind me.I just smiled at her and turned to watch the show.Another person moved and once again I stepped back a little.This time I got a whole hand on my butt.Once again – I turned and smiled at her.She smiled back.I waited a little and for no reason took a step back again.Again the hand touched my butt.This time I didn’t move back right away and the hand stayed on my butt till I did.I waited a bit and stepped back a bit and two hands touched my butt.I just stayed there and so did the hands.Then they started to move across my butt.I just stood there.The hands explored a little more and then I got a good squeeze.I naturally turne
You Can`t Break My Break
You can`t break my heart it`s been broken before broken by someone just like  you.. her eyes used to shine when they  looked into mine but divided when she found someone  new now lets play  a game of love and broken heart but let me warn you from the start that you cant break my heart its  been broken before broken by someone  just  like  you...
The Depths Of My Love
Rivers of my love run deep, Into the valleys of your heart, Neither height, nor depth, Nor mountains too wide, Could show you, The depths of my Love, Way beyond the seas, Throughout all eternity, Could never show you, The depths of my love, Into the sun, Far beyond the sky, A thousand tears, That I have cried, Could never show you, The depths of my love, Forgiveness beyond measure, Memories to treasure, Love written as a lullaby, Enchanted dreams of you and I, Could never show you, The depths of my love, Miles and time, Song and rhyme, Money or gain, life or pain, Could never show you, The depths of my love, Loving me, embracing me, Eternally, Will show you the depths of my love.
Transylvania Epic:
Bob Hill and his new wife Betty were vacationing in Europe... as it happens, near Transylvania. They were driving in a rental car along a rather deserted highway. It was late and raining very hard. Bob could barely see the road in front of the car. Suddenly the car skids out of control! Bob attempts to control the car, but to no avail! The car swerves and smashes into a tree. Moments later, Bob shakes his head to clear the fog. Dazed, he looks over at the passenger seat and sees his wife unconscious, with her head bleeding! Despite the rain and unfamiliar countryside, Bob knows he has to get her medical assistance. Bob carefully picks his wife up and begins trudging down the road. After a short while, he sees a light. He heads towards the light, which is coming from a large, old house. He approaches the door and knocks. A minute passes. A small, hunched man opens the door. Bob immediately blurts,  "Hello, my name is Bob Hill, and this is my wife Betty. We've been in a terrible accident
What's Your Love Sign?
Your Love Sign is Aquarius You fall in love as easily as the next person, but you do it on your terms. For you, love is always unconventional and even a little freaky. You're an independent and inventive person. You are drawn to someone wacky and totally cutting edge! It's hard to predict who you'll fall for next. You don't even know yourself. What's Your Love Sign?
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Age
I was born on a Wednesday and since my birthday...I've been living for 30 yearsI've been living for 361 monthsI've been living for 1,570 weeksI've been living for 10,994 daysI've been living for 263,873 hoursI've been living for 15,832,427 minutesI've been living for 949,945,651 secondsI've breathed more than 150,416,787 times!I've blinked my eyes more than 159,441,787 times!My heart has beaten more than 1,108,269,890 times!
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Fat Ass America
15 million children will die this year from starvation. Americans collect disability checks for obesity. Why are we paying people to get fat???? No money, No Food. Seems like a self correcting problem.
9/11 A National Day Of Service, Wtf
Well Obama has pissed me off again dear readers. Seems he wants to make today A national day of "SERVICE".  For me and thousands of our Soldiers, sailors, Marines, Airmen, Guardsmen reservists, police, Firefighters, and Paramedics, EVERY DAY IS A NATIONAL DAY OF SERVICE..  Our nations finest,, No in my mind, today should be a day of remebering the Victims of that cowardly attack and How it brought Americans together . But old BO seems to think it was a government conspiracy along with his Homie VAN JONES,,, Id like 10 minutes alone in a room with MR jones...  I think Toby Keith Summed up my feelings in his song "THE ANGRY AMERICAN-COURTSEY OF THE RED WHITE AND BLUE"  Far bettter then i could myself express.. American Girls and American Guys We'll always stand up and salute We'll always recognize When we see Old Glory Flying There's a lot of men dead So we can sleep in peace at night When we lay down our head My daddy served in the army Where he lost his right eye But he flew a flag ou
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Another Week
Starting another week, my time seems to be flying here in Columbus. I can't wait to get back into the action, as in being deployed again. I wouldn't enjoy my job here as a recruiter as much if we didn't have the Delayed Entry Program, the High School students in the DEP really make this job enjoyable. The Marine Corps ball is coming up here in the next couple months. I'm debating on taking one of the teachers, or students, i'm sure either wouldn't mind going. In the 7 yrs that I've been in the Marine Corps, I never took a date with me, so it would be new for the both of us.  I'm looking foward to the end of this month, we are going to watch the Chicago White Sox vs Cleveland Indians, I can't wait.....GO WHITE SOX!!!
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Erotic Fantasy
Erotic Fantasy Sitting alone in the lobby Not knowing what to do Knowing that you are married Has turned me on to you I know I can not fall in love Nor you in love with me Filling our deep desires Is my erotic fantasy Looking up I see you there As in the room you slowly walk You take my hands and whisper Come on … we have to talk Walking to the hotel room You say I just can’t wait In the room we close the door Has our passion sealed our fate? Reaching down you grab my breasts As you whisper in my ear Come on babe I have a gift… For you... it’s over here Wine bottle on the night stand Rose petals on the bed Come on you sexy woman How bout you give me head I unzip your pants then And grab your throbbing cock I lick the tip, you jump so high Oh god it’s like a rock You push me on the bed here Before I have a chance You say no, now it’s your turn Before our passions starts its dance Laying down you spread my legs As you kneel on the floor Your tongue a
Just Venting Raw Emotion And Some Ryme
back stabers are hardley your friend they smile to your face straig until the end. but if u stay true to them it wont be thiers but yours see a hatefull drama seeking fool is no good to the force. a hoe is a hoe a bitch is a bitch their is no saving of thier sould i promise you this a lost soul can be found but a tainted heart is no good no happiness here but misery sorrow and a hole lot of fear. i would rather be alone and no my place .. than to live in a group off people constantly lieing to my face. i cannot stand for a lieng fukin bitch nor can i tolerate a fembot a pretendika one so weak she cannot even chose to angel or devil sheel sneek thru the lot . buyer beware shes danger all be ware. this one will lie.act as an imposter or lie do i look fat in this ....oh noooo as they walk behind you .....look at that ugly hoe oh yes we all knwo this m i hope all goonies grow up and pretendikas get real the scanks and sluts i fear are already a bust see if you give all the good
Taking A Break
ive decided to take alot of time to work on myself and stay away from here in the process. i come here everyday but it seems to serve little purpose other than to waste my time. i am taking this moment to look deep inside to see what will truly make me happy and work to achieve it. for those of you that have been nothing but a good friend, i will miss u. i will get on yahoo when i can..as i will not have internet for awhile. but when i do, those who have it and say hi i will respond. but i simply can no longer expose myself to the things that only hurt me in the long run. my happiness and the happiness of the person who means everything to me, my daughter Cassie, are what i will be focusing on. I wish you all the best of luck and all the happiness in the world. Im sure ill be back...hopefully a changed person for the better..so until then, save my seat at the bar.   Neil
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Life Of Agony-wicked Ways
Sooner or later-I thought that a savior Would come to save us all It seems that he left us-to fend for ourselves Just to try to make us strong How can I face another day Knowing he's done me wrong Should've known what those wolves have wanted Never told-but I tried-I tried All they stole left me brokenhearted They left me there-To die Seeing's believing- Don't know what I'm feeling Don't know who I am anymore I tried to embrace it-but fell on my face-it's Been laughing at me all along All ends are frayed-and I've been betrayed scarred to the bone Sooner or later-I thought that a savior Would come to save us all I'm not afraid of wicked ways Knowing he's done me wrong
Love And Water By: Mel
The rushing waters crashing upon the rocks Amazing how everything seems to stop Stopping in that moment of truth Stopping in that moment of honesty One or two no matter how many Either or you may not have any Within thy own heart Within thy own soul Only one could ever really be told With the heart pounding With how the waters are sounding So much of this could be astounding Much is life Much is strife But thine own love Could it fly out like a dove The waters we feel The emotions we steal The life we love The life we know of Much is like water Much is like air But how can one even dare Love is water As water is love Both keep running Both keep crashing Nothing hurts more then that tongue lashing Soon it dies down Soon you lie down Thoughts keep thinking You feel like your sinking But then comes the apologies Then comes the forgivness How can one really know of these anologies Water and Love Love and Water You can't have one without the other.    
Some Really Stpid Hoes On Here!!
Y'know what I can't stand on here?Why is it sooo many women on here post pictures of themselves wearing hardly anything,showing LOTS of cleavage,bent over and showing their asses...but when a guy leaves them a sexual comment on their sexy pic,then they wanna cop an attitude...andall the guy a pervert,or whatever.But THEY'RE the pervs...showing everything you got in your pics,but NOBODY can say anything w/o these dumb bitches getting offended!!Do women on here actually think that guys are gonna respect 'em cuz they hang all their shit out??Fuck NO!!They'll treat 'em like a skank and a hoe,whose only purpose is to get laid,or to show their pussy and ass!But it just makes me sooo mad when these stupid women hang it all out,then get mad when they're treated like a sexual oject!!I mean,what do they expect??
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Lovers
As I awake in the early morning light, I stare at you and watch you sleep. My mind replays last night, the dinner, and that long drive home. I gently brush the hair from your face I think what a beautiful woman and what a lucky man I am.I lay back and my mind wonders to my truck, you sitting right next to me on the seat, your head on my shoulder. The smell of your perfume was intoxicating, that skirt showing enough leg, and that blouse cut really low to draw the look of every man in the restaurant, but you only had eyes for me, and I for you. In the truck you take my hand and kiss it softly and run it over your neck and down the front of your blouse. I run my hand over your creamy white legs, as I edge it to the hem of your skirt you stop me and hold my hand.You kiss my neck softly and whisper in my ear that you have a surprise for me. With another kiss, your hand is on my crotch felling me through my jeans. I grow with the sensation of your touch, I groan out of delight as you pull th
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Wish I Had An Angel
I wish I had an angelFor one moment of loveI wish I had your angelYour Virgin Mary undoneI'm in love with my lustBurning angelwings to dustI wish I had your angel tonightDeep into a dying dayI took a step outside an innocent heartPrepare to hate me fall when I mayThis night will hurt you like never beforeOld loves they die hardOld lies they die harderI wish...I'm going down so frail 'n cruelDrunken disguise changes all the rulesOld loves...I Wish...Greatest thrillNot to killBut to have the prize of the nightHypocriteWannabe friend13th disciple who betrayed me for nothing!Last dance, first kissYour touch my blissBeauty always comes with dark thoughts
My Life
Alot has happened in the last few months. My yougest daughter started college at NIU to be a Art Major. Both Girls have their own place. I myself have met the love of my life. We are engaged. Met him through my mother. I met him at her house while he was giving her a tattoo. A hot little number I can say and of course younger than myself. So life is treating me good. Hope all is well with you all. Have a good one.
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Not Always Right | Ask, And Ye Shall Receive
Video Game Retailer | Houston, TX, USA (December 24th, last day for Christmas shopping.) Customer: “Do you have a Nintendo Wii?” Me: “No sir, unfortunately we are all sold out.” Customer: “Why?” Me: “It’s just pretty much the top holiday item, sir, and we have been selling out of the Wiis non-stop since last November.” Customer: “When do you get them in?” Me: “I don’t know. Not until after February, probably.” Customer: “D**n it! I have kids you know! Show some sympathy!” Me: “So do probably 70 of the 100 people in line behind you, sir. Now is there anything else I can help you with?” Customer: “What if I slip you a $20?” Me: “What about, no.” Customer thinking I’m stupid: “Well, sell me the box you have right there up on the corner of your shelf, you liar!” Me: “I can’t sell it to you, but I guess I could give
Not Always Right | What A Concept: Ice Cream That Melts
Ice Cream Shop | Sweden (Hot summer day temperature in the nineties. Tons of people in line because the shop is in an amusement park and everybody wants soft ice cream, which makes the soft ice even softer as it doesn’t have time to chill properly.) Male customer, who bought soft ice cream for his family 30 min or so earlier, comes up to the window very upset: “The soft ice cream is melting! My kids are a total mess!” Me: “Well, it is hot outside, what are you gonna do?” Customer: “You should put up a sign to let people know that it will melt!” Me: “I don’t assume my customers are idiots.” (Customer bangs the ice cream cone on the counter and storms off.) The next customer in line looks at me and laughs: “I’ll guess I’ll just have the regular ice cream then.”
Not Always Right | The Problem With Blank Checks Part 2
Sales Associate | Nebraska, USA (I’m standing behind my counter when a man comes up to me with a prepaid phone and airtime card in his hand.) Me: “Can I help you sir?” Customer: “I wanna buy this.” (I usually make people tell me what they want before I just “hop to.”) Me: “That’ll be $63.55.” Customer: *sets check down in front of me* “Just fill that out for me.” Me: *thinking about writing a check for $20 over for a tip*
Not Always Right | Fun With Hypocrites
Retail | Melbourne, Australia Me: “That’ll be $49.95, thank you sir.” (Customer takes out his credit card and his reward benefits card from his wallet and pointedly separates them before handing them over. I take the cards.) Customer: “No, you can’t touch the cards together like that, it ruins the magnetic strip.” Me: “Oh it’s okay, the strips on these cards are very durable.” (I continue on with the transaction.) Customer: “Are you deaf? I said don’t touch them together!! You’ll ruin my cards!” Me: “Sir, trust me–you could put a strong magnet on these cards and they wouldn’t be damaged. Touching them together is not going to affect them.” Customer: “Well, the customer is always right, so don’t touch my cards together, okay?!” Me: “Okay, okay, geez.” (I make a big show of keeping the cards separate.) Customer: “The service here is terrib
Not Always Right | If Only It Grew On Trees, Part 2
Call Center | London, UK (I work in a local government call centre and take calls from the residents about all kinds of things–including education.) Customer: “Hi, I got your booklet about the school meals and it said I can get a grant for clothing.” Me: “That would be the school uniform grant. Could I take yours and your child’s details? I can send you an application form.” Customer: “I don’t have kids, can’t I have the money for myself? I’m on income support.” Me: “The grant is for the school uniform sir, and it is only available for children.” Customer: “So I can’t have the money for myself?” Me: “Um…no.” Customer: “For f**k’s sake!” *hangs up* (I wasn’t sure if he wanted the money for normal clothes, or wanted to buy himself an actual school uniform.)
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Confused...
Shitz! random weirdness at its finest... How is it I can sit in one spot and loose a lighter?!?!? I need Velcro! proceed with your day.
Late Night Sex In The Office
As usual I was working late and you knew that the only way to get me out of the office was to literally come and fetch me. The last of my coworkers were leaving as you got to my building and they let you in. The only other people in the building were the cleaners, but they were nowhere to be seen. You walked quietly into my office, hoping to surprise me, but to your own surprise I wasn’t there. Then you heard the photocopy machine running down the hall and you guessed that I was down there finishing my paperwork. You walked to the photocopy room, and there I was standing with my back to you, but with the copier running, I had no idea you were there. You watched me for a minute, and then quietly you slipped behind me and wrapped your arms around my waist, immediately pressing your body against me so I couldn't see who it was. My body stiffened and I jumped a little, but I knew the feel of your arms too well and you felt me relax into you. "You can't work forever,”
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Yes Your All Invited!!!!!!!!!!!! Take A Look....
JUST CLICK ON http://fubar.com/lounge/se7ensins TO COME JOINS...HOPE TO SEE YOU THERE!!!! I Only Love and Adore You by Shaniya 4 my Wonderful Hubby 2 Be. I love you in a place where there's no space or time I love you with my life that you have made divine. There's a world waiting for just us two picture it in your mind that's where we'll always stay together till the end of time. I've got you under my skin deep in the heart of me just look into my eyes and know that you're all I see. Life will never be the way we want but I can be satisfied just knowing that you love me and will always be by my side as I am by yours.
Logging Off
One may state that I hold too high of expectations.  There are ways I feel every female should be treated. A lot of things I take perhaps too seriously, but it is still how I feel. Certain boundaries have been affected... If I decide to not be here as often, this could be why.   good day
Not A Norm For Me
This is real strange for me ... to post in here about me.   But there are a few that know what is going on and understand it.  Which I am grateful for.  I love them to death.  So now i have changed my mind and not going to pity me party ... it's a Thank you for those who listen and are truly wonderful friends and people!!!!  I wish I could do more for you.  But, this is the extent for now ....    
Not Always Right | My Cup & My Joe
Coffee Shop | Fairfax, VA, USA Me: “Do you have a rewards card?” Customer: “Yes!” *gives email* “That’s my husband’s email.” Me: “Oh, lots of people share accounts, it’s okay. It helps you get rewards faster.” Customer: “My husband’s really handsome…but he’s mine!” *glares at me* Me: “Uh…” Customer: “He’s handsome and he’s mine!” Co-worker: “Uh, medium mocha at the bar?” Customer: “Oh! That’s mine!” *glares at me* “Like my husband!”
Not Always Right | Why Our Contracts Are A Gazillion Pages Long Part 1
Call Center | Indiana, USA Caller: “Hello, my cellphone bill is more than it is supposed to be.” Me: “Okay, I see that your bill is $4.00 more than normal. Let’s see why.” Caller: “You had better figure this out. I’m not going to pay it if you’re trying to screw me!” Me: “I see the problem, You actually called Canada.” Caller: “I have nationwide calling! I can call Canada if I want to.” Me: “Actually, if you have nationwide calling, you’re only okay in the United States.” Caller: “So? Canada is part of North America.” Me: “Yes, but not the United States…” Caller: “What about Colorado?” Me: “Yes, Colorado is okay.” Caller: “What about… Vietnam?” Me: “Umm, no, that would be a bit international.” Caller: “Fine! I’ll pay it this time, but maybe you guys should be a bit more clear on w
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Nice
Happy that I got the security deposit all to myself and none to my ex from the last place I lived. They must of charged an arm and leg for the carpet cleaning....cause that carpet was shampooed and cleaned many times...but I got $775.00 back...yay
The Search Is On For 2010
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His Sad Song
Sitting in his room,All day long.He is sitting there singing,His own sad song.A song about misery,A song about hope.A song about a problem,and how to cope.He wants someone to love him,He wants someone to care.But when he turns around,Nobody is ever there.He wants a family,and some friends that he can call his own.He wants all these things,So he doesn't have to be alone.He's hoping someone will care.He hears something and turns around,And notices that nobody's there.
Wish For Spring
Winter now so deeply apon us,Forever it seems skys are gray.Makes me long for the summer,And bright sunny skys all day. Winter digs in without caution,Putting its cold into my bones.I look at the empty streets,And I feel so alone.   It never shows any mercy,Its cold plowing into my core.It prenatrates my body each day,Worse than the day before.   I look for the sunlight,Through clouds it does not flow,But still out into it,From my home I must go.   Weeks will pass before its gone,And each day I must carry on.How I wish for spring,And winter over and done.
Idk
How many you bless is how you measure success, Im sick of looking back with a pain in my chest, It isnt my fault I cannot forgive you, The hurt you caused will never go away, I lost myself for awhile But I refuse to live my life without a smile,I have no problem going mile after mile, to find my happiness CUZ I FUCKING PROMISE ILL NEVER SETTLE FOR LESS!!
Uggs Prevail
UGG, CGM, jumbugg these three legendary brand, first see her in person will be heavy but the shape of this Qichou not understood, but is such a rage in Europe and Asia boots, earth, and is now all over the world the wind whipped up a pop, which is a gust of mainstream stars in Europe and America brought the. Ugg Australia sheepskin boots on the history dates back to 1978, and a young Australian named Brian Smith surfing once brought a group of members of sheepskin boots to the U.S.. In the past many years, Australia's craftsmen have been used to sew the beach in New Zealand, sheepskin boots, however, is that this business-minded young people with a bold attempt to bring the United States that Australia's traditional products. At that time, he only brought a few sheep, a few pairs of Ugg boots, a bosom of blood and self-confidence and began selling streets of New York. However, he did not start so good luck, one day down, did not sell a pair of boots. However, he did not become disc
Not Always Right | Trouble Brewing
Supermarket | Arkansas, USA (A customer puts beer on the table to buy.) Me: “Can I see your ID please, sir?” Customer: “Oh, I don’t have it.” Me: “Sorry, I can’t sell this to you. You have to have a valid ID.” Customer: “Can’t you tell I’m 21?” Me: “Yes, sir, but policy requires me to ID you if you look under 40.” Customer: “Well, I have this…will it work? You guys have taken it before when I bought beer.” (Customer hands me a pink government paper with his name and information on it.) Me: “What is this?” Customer: “My DUI report.”
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So Wrong Its Not Even Funny...
Guilty Plea in Bird-for-Children Swap VILLE PLATTE, La. (Oct. 14) - A Louisiana couple admitted giving an exotic bird to a woman in exchange for two children, a district attorney said Wednesday.Paul and Brandy Romero, of Eunice, pleaded guilty to two felony counts of sale of a minor child, Evangeline Parish District Attorney Trent Brignac's office said in a statement. Their five-year prison sentences were suspended in exchange for their testimony against the woman accused of handing over the children, Donna Greenwell of Glenmora, the statement said.The Romeros traded their cockatoo and $175 for the children in February. Greenwell is not their mother, but the children were living with her. Prosecutors say she "instigated" the transfer when she responded to the Romeros' advertisement for sale of the bird.Greenwell, who is free on bond, has pleaded not guilty to two felony counts of sale of minor children. Her trial is set for November.Greenwell's lawyer, Steve Sikich, has said previously
For Kimberly Dawns Mother
Months have gone by,Almost turned to a year.When we think of you,It will always bring a tear. From the time we were kids,Till we thought we were grown.You were always there,To guide us back home.   Things you taught us still stay,Forever etched in our minds.A mother like you,Would be difficult to find.   Now even after you've left,You are still never gone.Our love for you still grows,Our memoreys stay strong.   So mom if you hear this,And I'm sure that you can.God gave us angel in heaven,Its all part of his plan.   Please watch over us and smile,And know your forever in our hearts.And as long as we hold this true,Never will we be apart.
Giving Up On Drinking?
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The What Kind Of Girl Are You Test
The What Kind of Girl are You Test   Your result for The What Kind of Girl are You Test ... The Liberal Beauty You scored 84 looks, 77 personality, 34 politics, and 83 sex drive! You're beautiful, you have a great personality, and youre highly sexual. You're a liberal with your views and you don't put morals before everything. You're probably a great wife or girlfriend, and you know how to make sure that the ones you love are happy. You're probably fun in a conversation and I'm sure that you are as loveable as you are beautiful.   Your Analysis (Vertical line = Average) You scored 84% on Appearance, higher than 81
Savage Garden Lyrics To Affirmation...... So True
I believe the sun should never set upon an argumentI believe we place our happiness in other people's handsI believe that junk food tastes so good because it's bad for youI believe your parents did the best job they knew how to doI believe that beauty magazines promote low self esteemI believe I'm loved when I'm completely by myself aloneI believe in Karma what you give is what you get returnedI believe you can't appreciate real love 'til you've been burnedI believe the grass is no more greener on the other sideI believe you don't know what you've got until you say goodbyeI believe you can't control or choose your sexualityI believe that trust is more important than monogamyI believe your most attractive features are your heart and soulI believe that family is worth more than money or goldI believe the struggle for finacial freedom is unfairI believe the only ones who disagree are millionairesI believe in Karma what you give is what you get returnedI believe you can't appreciate real l
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Omgggg Plz Help Me I Cant Name This Video Game.....
HELPPPPPok so there was this one game years ago,,,it had a wizard and he wore a red hat with stars as well as matching robe might have been purpleish but i think it as red i belive he had red hair and light skin...you had to go around and talk to people and collect things and etc...there was also like a maz thing if i remember correctly one thing that stood out about this game he got mad if u stoped playing for a while... he would knock on the screen and everything or he would juggle ...also if u clicked his tummy he giggle and say hey you what are u doing not there ...i cant remember the name of it  or what game system it was for i know it was ethier the frist playstation or psone orthe frist dreamcast ..it was deff a white box with a cicle thatopened on top for the cd but all 3 have that ...DOES ANYONE HAVE ANY CLUE WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT  i thought it was called wizard world but i think im wrong i also belive he had like some sort of london like accent voicehe useto collect orbs and
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Fingers Crossed I Hope This Can Happen
out of town by myself for the first time ever.  my daughter would stay with my mother and brothers, I'd take the train up to meet the parents lol at least i'm not getting married lmao.   fingers crossed that it happens as planned. shit i don't know what to bring, i'm glad my daughter will be here because honestly when i meet people the first time i end up talking more to her than to them and that's what i didn't want to happen.  oh god i hope i don't get complemented that's the last thing i need to end up talking and then a parent say you're cute next thing i know it i'm blushing and too shy to talk.   please one night meeting his friends let me get drunk lol.
1 Guy, 1 Girl And 2 Cups
Ok, I admit it. My husband and I occasionally fight over really dumb shit. We've been married for 13 years and have lived together for 14 years. So, sometimes we bicker.Allow me to give you a little example of our marital bliss. Keep in mind that we DO own more than 2 drinking glasses, but these two glasses we both prefer for our Seven and 7. We originally had a set of four glasses like normal people, but two have broken over the years.Me: *playing on the computer, minding my own business and enjoying my cocktail after a long day*Him: *walks in room, bee-line up to me* Hey. You stole my cup.Me: Huh??Him: Maybe if your cup wasn't in the bathroom you wouldn't have had to steal mine. *shoves identical cup apparently from the bathroom irritatingly close to my face*Me: Why would my cup be in the bathroom?Him: I don't know, but it was!Me: Uhh, no. That's YOUR cup from the bathroom.Him: I don't think so. You are using MY cup!!Me: They look exactly the same. How do you know this one is your cu

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