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Games Ppl Play In Public Forums
Well I just visited a friends blog. I would have to say I agreed with him on lots of his views about public online places.. If ppl dare or care to read my profile they would notice and take note I am married. My pics are done with taste and those are for my friends who appreciate them.. I am not here to get into any mind boggling sexcapades or look at scooze the language dick shot sizes. I am here for meaningful friendships that last a life time. If you want more they have sites for that.. I am upfront and I don't bullshit. I say what I feel and mean but not sugarcoat it. Ask some of the men I do talk to.. If you are here for friendship and clean fun good. If not then move on because I hate to waste your time and mine.. STRAIGHT UP there luv.. KEEPING IT REAL MO Courtesy of
Passionate Sex
You prefer Passionate sex! You enjoy passionate sex. You're the kind of person that has tons of fun in the sack, and you can really get into it. Not necessarily rough and lusty, passionate sex is the kind that satisfies both your lovin' and horny needs. 'What is the best type of sex for you?' at
**used To**
USED TO: I USED TO smile to try And hide the pain; Bottle up emotions that Fell like the rain. I USED TO hide instead of Trying to play the game; Afraid of being ridiculed and Live in shame. I USED TO remain neutral Instead of reach for the sky; Gullible to the bone and luck Would conveniently run dry. I USED TO commit to what Could never be tied down; And be left in my sorrows All alone to drown. I USED TO wait for a Dream to come true; Never once had the courage To try and pursue. NOW I’ll find a cure To heal the pain; More happier now With so much to gain. NOW I take charge in Every challenging game; Becoming more to the world Than just a name! NOW I constantly reach For the sky; Never gonna wonder what Good things have passed me by! NOW I refuse to be The one that’s let down; Recognize the red flags before I hit rock bottom and drown. NOW I take initiative to make My dreams come true; NEVER gonna turn back to the ways I USED TO!
Just For Fun!!
You Are Blitzen Always in good spirits, you're the reindeer who loves to party down with Santa. Why You're Naughty: You're always blitzed on Christmas Eve, while flying! Why You're Nice: You mix up a mean eggnog martini.Which of Santa's Reindeer Are You?
The Devil's Rejects
Rob Zombie I am the bad one, Distant and cruel one, I am the dream that, Keeps you running down, With distraction, Violent reaction, Scars of my actions, Watch me running out, Hell doesn't want them. Hell doesn't need them. Hell doesn't love them. The Devil's Rejects Yeah, I am the brains, Some say insane, Blood is the rain, That's what life's about, In the great wide, Head split and tongue tied, Watch the sun die, When you're running out, Hell doesn't want them. Hell doesn't need them. Hell doesn't love them. The Devil's Rejects The Devil's Rejects Yeah I am the knuckle, Bow down and buckle, Hold your breath, Your world is running down, Live for the family, Die with the family, All is the family, My gun is running out, Hell doesn't want them. Hell doesn't need them. Hell doesn't love them. This world rejects them. This world rejects them. This w
Media And Their Lies
Media and their Lies The white American is no longer able to think for themselves. With the Jewish media spreading lies about our race, there is no way we are able to learn the truth from readily available texts and television programs. And what’s worse it that a majority of the whites in this country don’t care to be educated on the atrocities which are committed against them everyday, just so long as their refrigerators are full and their televisions have numerous channels they dare not speak out. It is apparent that the whites in America have no real desire to change what is wrong, in fact there are more and more whites out there joining the ranks of the mestezos and Jewish brainwashers. The Jewish media has a strangle hold on our people and every time one speaks out laws are instated and slander is placed upon those who dare question the Jewish law machines. The majority of the white American population has given up all hope in returning themselves to the once glorious and
I Just Dont Know
I broke up with a great guy.. maybe the greatest guy I had ever been with. The only guy that never beated me nor put me in the hospital. The man that treated me like a Queen, for what? Because I though the relationship was moving to fast and I got scared. I pushed him away and hurt him more then I can imagine. However I remained in his house. I met someone else, and being me with a kind heart fell for the whole "I dont have nowhere to live" line. I talked my ex into letting the new guy move in. Was with the new guy for some time. I ended up having some deep feelings for him. Promised me a ring and all that. then one day..... BAM! I find out hes sleeping with a neighbor across the street. He was back together with his suppose ex. Not only that, I found out about even more girls. Then the one thing that hurt the most of all. I found out he played me like a piano and never loved me, everything he has ever told me was a lie. I had no choice but to break up with him. However... I was not
Reindeer Cartoon
Heels Test
i have no idea what im doing lol
My Pics
what's the deal about my pics? my pics are not nasty,distasteful or sexual. so why are they being rated nsfw? friends,fans, everyone----do any of you see anything wrong with my pics for them to be rated nsfw ? i want to post some of them as salutes-what do you think ?
Another Rant From Yours Truly
I just don't really understand somethings and I would like some answers...but it's just me....No one has to. 1) Why is it that everyone has "The Fear Of God"? Isn't that a contradictory phrase? I mean god is supposed to be all understanding and forgiving. Why is he wrathful and vengeful? Someone has to make up my mind here. He's either a big teddy bear or a Saddistic, coniving, pompus ass? You damned bible thumpers are all about telling us that god has a double standard. He's supposed to be all forgiving, yet if you make a mistake and "worship", "revere", hell! even "Like" another god, You're going to hell to BURN!!!!! Now, let me deviate... Oka, if you study up on your Bibliography, you will see that "HELL" was a completely different place. At the begining of Catholocism hell was a place for people to do what they would. It was NOT, I repeat, NOT, a place of brimstone and fire. It wasn't until much later,
To Those Who Can't Be Open Minded
I've never understood the reasoning behind close-mindedness. What's the point you all decide that you're going to stick to one belief...and THAT"S THAT!!!....What's the fuck is that??!?!?! That's idiodicy is what it is...You people make me sick. Let's get on a rant about a few things. 1) Religion ( yes I know I've done this before) Why are you so adamant about not letting doubt into your mind? You all care only about your belief ...when someone mentions another you Clam up and get all huffy and puffy. You literally can't imagine anyone worshiping anything but YOUR god(s)! And, this may be my ignorance showing through, but, When did this Deity become your's and souly yours? The last time I checked WE were the one's who belonged to "your" deity...not the other way around. You all who are religious to the utmost need to shut the hell up for once and listen to what other's have to say about their god(s). It won't hurt you I promise. You might even like what they have to say and change
Poetry From Yours Truly
Lost and lonely Dark, Foreboding My heart bleeding, Throbbing, beating Hear me screaming See me thinking Of the One Who sits here blinking Watching, Waiting Calculating Looking for the Time to strike In the darkness Of this night From somewhere far I hear a sound Nowhere near Yet all around And then my heart Begins to pound To match the thumping On the ground I turn and close My eyes real tight And open them Into the light As they widen I see your smile And know I'm oka For atleast A little while. I hope you like it..if not this will be the last one
Thoughts...i Think
I hope you all forgive my simple-minded rambling, but, I was just sitting here. Looking absently at this screen of my computer. I don't really have anything to say. There's nothing I wish to do. I tried drawing. I'm failing at that. I tried to think of a rant to spew forth from my vicious lips. But nothing's coming to mind. That and at this point, I don't really care. I've thought about numerous things...The only thing that keeps occuring is ..Heh....Love. I'm curious about this notion. I know there's nothing really to explain the feeling. You have people who say that it's a feeling in your gut. That you feel like there are Flutterbies there. They say that your mouth gets dry when you see someone. That your heart flutters, skips a beat have you. But, honestly? How many of you have had insects in your stomach? Isn't that normally synonomous with being sick? Why would you WANT to feel sick? Why can't love make you feel light headed ? Like you're stoned? That's a fun feeling. Why d
this blog goe's out to all my fellow cherry tap people....May you all have a blessed holiday... n a happy new year... You all earned it...soo go out n celebrate the holiday n style...n if u can't... try to spend the holiday w/ a friend n need... Just always b safe no matter where u all go this holiday season...n if u drink... Please dont' drive.. would want to hear from you all alive n not hear about ya n some obituary in the news paper... God bless every1!!!
Yahoo Blows
I'm going the fuck out. Happy Friday!!
The Flu Shot
What is the flu shot? The flu shot is an inactivated vaccine (containing killed virus) that is given with a needle, usually in the arm. It contains three influenza viruses. The three vaccine strains -- one A (H3N2) virus, one A (H1N1) virus, and one B virus -- are representative of the influenza vaccine strains recommended for that year. Viruses for the flu shot are grown in eggs. When should I get a flu shot? October or November is the best time to get vaccinated, but you can still get vaccinated in December and later. Flu season can begin as early as October and last as late as May. Who should get a flu shot? The flu shot is approved for use among people over 6 months of age, including healthy people and those with chronic medical conditions. The U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention recommends, however, that certain people should get vaccinated each year. They are either people who are at high risk of having serious flu complications or people who live
So Not Ready....
I'm not ready for x-mas. Like we have the gifts and all but I'm just not ready. It's comming up so fast. I work today.. and I don't want to. I'm very tired and Keeva wouldn't let me sleep. I have til 9 am to sleep.. she woke me up at 6:30 am. Fun eh? I so wanna take a nap later. I need to take a shower but Judy isn't up yet and I don't know how much I just wanna let her sit in a room ya know? I'm excited to go to my mom's in a few weeks. I miss being around her. I really wish I could move there but there just isn't the room. It sucks. Anyway, I don't know what to say.. I'm tired as fuck.. I'll write later...
Lying To Oneself,
I am a white ass cracker. I like condos and smelly cheese. I live for the company. I'd rather die than walk. everything here is worth the cash.
New Contest
Hey guys I'm in a new contest go comment bomb the heck out of it.
Selfish By Slum Village Ft Kanyeezy
so i have figured out the html, and pimped my profile, but can someone please tell me, what the cherries are for, and how and what i spend them on, i am so confused, i blame you mikey, if you read this blog that is
Lingerie Contest
Money.. Or Lack Thereof
How come socialites like Paris Hilton and others like her have all the money that they could want without having to work for it, but people like myself can bust our butts day in and day out and still barely keep our heads above the surface?? For once, I would love to buy something small when I feel like it, or get a hair cut more then once or twice a year. For once, I would like to buy clothes not off the clearance rack, or buy at the retail store instead of the consignment outlet. For that matter I would love to just be able to buy clothes when I need them, not six months later. For once, I would love to feel like a woman, not a chick wannabe. I never have had a manicure, a professional hair coloring, or an professional eyebrow shaping. It's out of my league finacially speaking. Sometimes I feel that I will never be able to get these things done, that others take for granted as part of thier routine physical care. Not only do i wish I had the money and means for those things,
My Newest Poem
Our First Christmas We met in the warm August sun We were walking with friends Talking about what we did, what we will do Not seeing each other Not knowing each other I looked at you as you passed I saw that sparkle in your eyes I saw a smile unlike any other Taking a chance I said hello Our eyes met and no one else was there In that moment our friends became a fading memory We talked for hours The hours became days Days became months We talked about our future Fighting over small stuff We made up with kisses and caresses Never letting our anger last Our love grew with each hour The summer sun has gone The cold winds of December blow between us Our first Christmas together We go back to the dock To the dolphin statue where we first met Your last Christmas gift The rest were opened when our eyes were barely open While the dawn's sun shone through the Christmas tree This one I have been saving since our first kiss A diamond A small stone With the fire and
I Liked It
Tell me what you think about Canada.I personally feel that Canada is one of the most beautiful counties in the world to visit or like me,to live there. Canada for me has as many pros as it does cons. Canada always cleans up after the messes of the world have been made.Canadians are very proud and will be the first to offer a helping hand and the last to leave in a crisis.Canadians will help you and not expect any great reward or recognition whatsoever.In many of the great wars Canada has sacreficed families to fight for freedom along side the USA and the British, standing shoulder to shoulder destroying the evils of the world. My fault is with the government itself and not so much with the country.It's people are great but like most counties the leaders are flawed to a fault.
Am dat girl dat iz always lost in da fake smile & am da girl who seems 2 b so strong but daily coutinues 2 break down 1 who iz always there 4 ALL but not even her best freind can help 1 who backs da tears until she can't take it any more dat girl iz me
People Keep Asking Me (mostly Men) Why Am I Still Single... Heres Why
i get close to 40 difrent messages, im's, and emails as well as comment on various sites asking why am i still single seeing how i left my last guy a long time ago.... heres why, i have only found one person so far in the last 11 years who has not been a drug adict, mental issues such as voices in the head, illegal driver with no insurance no liscence warrents, has their own job, not driving a stolen car, isnt an ex con, isnt an ex pimp, isnt abusive, isnt a liar, isnt a cheater, isnt an illegal imagrint, my mother acually likes with out her lil comments of yea hes great but..... i cant belive only one person so far in 11 yrs has their shit pulled togwther and i feel so horrible im in a frame of mind where i feel uneasy why? its been howlong since i have had a decent guy in my life even as a friend. yea theres eric whos a friend but even he has his issues of addiction, depression every other min, i want a man whos honest and true, one whos stable in life work and love, a
Irish Coffee
An Irish woman of advanced age visited her physician to ask his help in reviving her husband's libido. "What about trying Viagra?" asks the doctor. "Not a chance", she said. "He won't even take an aspirin." "Not a problem", replied the doctor. "Give him an Irish Viagra. Drop it into his coffee. He won't even taste it. Give it a try and call me in a week to let me know how things went." It wasn't a week later that she called the doctor, who directly inquired as to progress. The poor dear exclaimed, "Oh, faith, bejaysus and begorrah! T'was horrid. Just terrible, doctor!" "Really? What happened?" asked the doctor. "Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee and the effect was almost immediate. He jumped hisself straight up, with a twinkle in his eye, and with his pants a-bulging fiercely! With one swoop of his arm, he sent the cups and tablecloth flying, ripped me clothes to tatters and took me then and there, making wild, mad, passionate love to me on
This Is Me Coz It Just Feels Rite
well i have been through a lot of shit but im better than i once was now im just trying to overcome the pain my ex did to my heart and soul i loved him with all my heart but i soon find out that he really didn't love me to i left him alone and moved on with my life and now he wants me back but i told him u damaged my soul and i will never let u back
Lost Soul
lost soul an empty heart seeing that you've turn to the wrong path hateful words don't understand why... i'll try not to lose faith but it's too hard i truly know that i've lost you along with part of my soul i have no one to guide me fight the battle alone i wish that this was just a bad dream i'd wake up knowing that you're there but you aren't sure i look strong but in the inside, i'm crumbling to pieces i got soothe the pain maybe one day you'll be there smiling telling me it was a bad dream now i have a small thing called hope
Words Of Wisdom
1 Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong. 2 Keep skunks and bankers at a distance. 3 Life is simpler when you plow around the stump. 4 A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor. 5 Words that soak into your ears are whispered...not yelled. 6 Meanness don't jes' happen overnight. 7 Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads. 8 Do not corner something that you know is meaner than you. 9 It don't take a very big person to carry a grudge. 10 You cannot unsay a cruel word. 11 Every path has a few puddles. 12 When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty. 13 The best sermons are lived, not preached. 14 Most of the stuff people worry about ain't never gonna happen anyway. 15 Don't judge folks by their relatives. 16 Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer. 17 Live a good, honorable life. Then when you get older and think back, you'll enjoy it a second time. 18 Don't interfere with somethin' that ain't bo
Monday, July 24,2006
What is Gan( giant axonal neuropathy) It all applies to Alan except for the seizures and mental retardation. As far as I know, he has never had a seizure and is doing great in school. Giant axonal neuropathy is a rare hereditary motor and sensory neuropathy (HSMN) that severely affects the central nervous system. The first symptoms appear in early childhood. This disorder is characterized by abnormalities in the peripheral and central nervous systems including low muscle tone (hypotonia), muscle weakness, decreased reflexes, impaired muscle coordination (ataxia), seizures and mental retardation. Pale, tightly curled hair is frequently seen in those affected. Giant axonal neuropathy follows autosomal recessive genetic inheritance. Even Alan's hair looks like that but we can't find any evidence in our family of this hereditary disease. The diagnosis hasn't been confirmed yet but it's the closest match to all of Alan's symptoms.
Omg i wanna scream..Just when i thought my day couldnt get any worse it did...Thats the life of Ashley!!! I feel like ranting so bear with me (ok ONE good thing just friend added me to his family...ty know who you are) Ok back to my rant..Its my 22nd birthday in 5 days..It going to suck like every other year..You know how normal 22 yr olds go out and party with their friends?...I envy them...Im sure i could get a few friends to come out somewhere with me if i really wanted them too.. But i havent talked to some of them in soo long... I hate being home alone..The area i live in sucks...I miss my only real close friend i had..He died in September...I miss him soooo much :'(... No one can understand me like Mikey did..I dont understand why this had to happen...Omg i miss him...It seems like whenever i have something good in my life it screws up somehow.. Then i see these people with picture perfect lives and im just like "why cant that be me...why cant i b
When two separate companies get together and share space to market their goods in one location, there are both good and bad effects to their merger. Now, being able to pick up some Taco Bell at a gas station is convenient, and somewhat ironic, but it can make for one less trip, or at least fewer stops along your journey. Not all corporate mergers are as obvious, and some are never truly recognized, but I am sure they happen. In the Special Olympics, all of the participants are awarded a medal, so just for trying, everyone is a winner. I have never heard a word about it, but I am pretty sure the good folks from the Special Olympics are now involved in running the DMV. It seems like no matter how you do in the inappropriately named course ‘Drivers Education’, everyone gets a certificate, and can have a drivers license. I can think of no other explanation why so many individuals that are obviously clueless in how to safely and correctly operate a motor vehicle are garnered permission by t
It Is What It Is
Who knows what the future holds I know what I hold in the present I hold him now I have him now And it is now that I am going to live for I maybe a fool But I am a happy fool So I live for today for who knows if there will even be a tomorrow I love you babyluv!
Rascal Flatts & Kelly Clarkson- What Hurts The Most (live)
As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let you down probably will. You will have your heart broken probably more than once and it's harder every time. You'll break hearts too, so remember how it felt when yours was broken. You'll fight with your best friend. You'll blame a new love for things an old one did. You'll cry because time is passing too fast, and you'll eventually lose someone you love. So take too many pictures, laugh too much, and love like you've never been hurt because every minute you spend upset is sixty seconds of happiness you'll never get back.
Life's Big Question
Has anyone ever made peanut butter and jelly sandwich's AND THEN tried to put it in the toaster...? LOL!... Me neither;O)
14 Weeks Tommorow
tommorow will be 14 weeks to the day that my puppy herbie passed away. please comment and rate his pics and his christmas tree pic. thank you :)
Plz I Need Help
i just got to 2995 to go can family, friends and fans ..... rate, comment my page so i can go to the next level? thanks maria
This Is A First
Months and Months Departure poured from my mouth Aspirations of Demise "Why am I here?" "Shoot me!" "You don't care" She threatened me with the "white coats" She wanted me in my own I never knew the pain I caused Untill I saw her cry I didn't think she loved me that's why I wanted to die
She touched me seduced the deepest part raised to the heights placed passion, a la cart. Humming sweetly laid out as a buffet increased the volume in a most powerful way. Notes, ever more clear well placed on the scale. No longer background that band just sailed. Oh my, did she sing loudly but crystal clear leading that band to places far and near. Shamelessly, her song burst all out in a sizzle. Volcanic words erupting far beyond a drizzle. Jazz, rock, rhythm n' blues soul stirring powerful sound caressing me to heaven no longer a world around. Exploding passions crescendo came with a bong Oh my goodness, hallelujah, "She Sung Me A Love Song."
My First Blog
I am just wrighting this to say hello to everyone.I am new here.Don't have much to say.For now anyway lol.
Playlist For The Week Of 12/5/06 - 12/12/06.
Anatomy - Twisting Depths Of Horror Atheist - Unquestionable Presence Black Witchery - Desecration Of The Holy Kingdom Bloodbath - Breeding Death Bloodbath - Nightmares Made Flesh Cannibal Corpse - The Bleeding Coroner - Mental Vortex Cynic - Focus Deathwitch - Dawn Of Armageddon Deicide - Deicide Deicide - Legion Deicide - Amon: Feasting The Beast Grave - ...And Here I Die...Satisfied Hallows Eve - Tales Of Terror Hallows Eve - Death & Insanity Hallows Eve - Monument Iron Maiden - The Number Of The Beast Kiss - Destroyer Kiss - Rock And Roll Over Kiss - Animalize Kiss - Alive III Megadeth - Peace Sells...But Who's Buying? Megadeth - Cryptic Writings Mercyful Fate - The Beginning Mercyful Fate - Time Noctuary - For Salvation... Overkill - Under The Influence Pestilence - Spheres Possessed - Seven Churches Possessed - Beyond The Gates Rare Form - So Ends Another Scatterbrain - Mundus Intellectualis Stormtroopers Of Death - Speak English Or Die Testament
Home From The Hospital.... Finally
Hey to all of my family, friends, and fans.. Thanks for all the luv you have shown while I have been away.. I got really sick last week and ended up in the hospital.. I came home this morning and am feeling better but still need to rest A LOT.. So I will be periodically logging in to check on all of you so just keep in mind that i fall asleep at the drop of a hat right now so PLEASE don't be offended if I don't get right back to you.. Thanks again to all of you who make my days on a daily basis.. I hope to be better soon and have things get back to normal.. I don't like being sick and hospitals suck when you are the patient!!!! Take care and everyone have a good day.. Trish
Hip Hop 2 Tha Max
yoyo .. just wanted to say to ANYONE who reads this ...take 10 minutes out of yer day and devote it to watching this vid.. my fav. rappers in action . Trying to promote this as much as i can, it'll give u an insight to how hiphop should be..vicious and direct. my fav. MC ever is cage kennylz, he has a group named the weathermen and they are killer in the underground scene, a must if u like it rough.LOL check it anyway . peace.
Courage conquers all things.
The First Poinsettia
The First Poinsettia A Folktale from Mexico A good little village girl lived with her parents and seven other sisters and brothers in a small adobe house, shared with aunties and her grandfather too. Everyone worked very well, sometimes getting ahead, with plenty of posole and tortillas on the table. The family all worked together and made clever use of their abilities, but sometimes they did not have enough to eat. Still, the family loved each other very much and had the power of magic to light their eyes. One day in December the girl felt inclined to visit the Goddess and leave her a present. She looked around the house, finding nothing to keep but a tiny piece of green yarn left over from her mama's weaving. She went outside to search for more. In the stone street near where water ran, she found a red feather. What a treasure! She kept looking, and found some dried out but pretty flowered weeds outside her neighborhood, and gathered them together. She tied the yarn around the w
My Sex Score!
You scored as Hot. You are Hot, you scream and are wild, people love doing anything sexual with you. Hot 100% Soft 100% Sweet 100% Wet 69% Exciting 50% Violent 38% Shy 25% Awkward 13% What is your sexual style? created with
I Only Need 1,393 Points Before I Get To Level 18..Please Stop By And Rate My Pics!!...Then Leave Me A User Comment Saying You Did So And I Will Hit Ya Back. Thanks Lovlies x0x -Ash Mrs.Flyhead@ CherryTAP
Wow This Is Just.... Perfect (read Vicious The After Party)
Hi again Cherries. OK, what the hell is going on with this Salute photo thing? I followed the rules, I took a pic of me with the damn paper, holding it near my face and with the monitor behind me with my homepage up. I got a little creative and took it like a mugshot, which I think shouldnt matter! So I send it, I wait, and it comes back rejected. Here is what pisses me off. Tell me why the fuck it was rejected, you didnt like the mugshot, maybe you couldnt see the monitor very well, something! Just going to say it has been rejected, oh and if you send another that is rejected you could lose your account! What a crock of shit! Take a candid pic, how the fuck can you do that! Hey Bob, I am going to get this all set up, and then sometime today, just pop in and snap a damn pic of me, make sure I dont know its coming and please make sure I am holding this fucking piece of paper up too!
Rocky Horror Reprise
Rocky Horror Reprise I am a Frankie fan, although he's not much of a man. That is, at least, not by the light of day. He's a creature of the night, so when the moon is big and bright, I'll take you to his castle...if I may. Perhaps Riff will get the door...he's Frank's handyman and more. Though I will admit, he's not the friendly kind. He will tell you time is fleeting, which may be his only greeting, But he may just tell you how to flip your mind. In a decorated hall, Transylvanians line the wall As they listen to what's called a "Dark Refrain." Leave inhibitions at the door and join them on the floor And let us do the Time Warp once again! Perched upon a jukebox, wearing gold top hat and blue socks, Is Columbia, who taps for exercise. She holds everyone's attention as she sings and makes a mention Of the day she met the guy with "Devil's eyes." To applause and many cheers, the Master then appears, Clad in a cape and sparkling six-inch heels. Though he wea
Eleanor Roosevelt
It is better to light a candle than to curse the darkness.--Eleanor Roosevelt
Last Night And Explanations. Or: Something Worth Repost.
why I hate everyone ...because they don't realize the crushing burden of existence. Some people have to burn for a living. Some people have to eat to die a little more everyday. Not everyone is immortal I don't live like I am. Who says that is wrong. And I believe him. But I still can't get over your audacity. PEE EF TEE. (In case you're wondering I'm displaying my DISLIKE of your attitudes toward responsibility and decency. It's not that I'm old, It's that I am DONE with this deadscene bullshit that I gave up years ago. Have fun pretending to be numerous when you're as dead as the sticking sun to the bottom of the fucking tide. ALONE!) And for the intellect: Sorry for dumbing it down. People really don't know thier scathe from their swoon. And then they treat you like an email. (easy to delete) HAH! I am infection to the heart and mind like heroin! Like heroes in high hate burning for smiles and wet handshakes. Burning for conniptions and connection
Getting You!
You said I wasn't good enough, My friends say just to dream. I think of you all the time, But I might as well scream. I've tried my best, To get you to like me. But I haven't seen any sign, Or a guarantee. They say not to change, For any guy. But I think this is an emergency, I got to really try. Maybe you like me for who I am, And it's not worthwhile. But unlike other girls, I got to win that smile. Oh I stare, Right into your eyes. Thinking maybe, Today will be the day of the surprise.
Seniors Still Got It!
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Now I have a headache, my back is killing me, and my stomach is giving the ol' revolt. Damn. :(
Be Aware
Know what you're government's intentions and motives are for the wars they make. We don't have to support everything the government does and still be loyal patriots, we the people have a voice and the freedom to use it. As a world people it's time to unite in peace. Stop the violence at home and abroad. At one time, north america was the 2nd largest forested continent in the world. 80% of america's disiduous trees are now gone. At one time, a squirrel could travel from the edge of the atlantic ocean to the futherest eastern point of texas without ever touching the ground, but not anymore, the trees are all gone. The brain, like any other muscle, grow weak without exercise. And the brain is a muscle that can move the world!
Fundamental Difference I
One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut he asked about his bill and the barber replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week." The florist is pleased and leaves the shop. Next morning when the barber goes to open his shop there is a thank you card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door. Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill the barber again replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week." The cop is happy and leaves the shop. Next morning when the barber goes to open up there is a thank you card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door. Later a Republican comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill the barber again replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week." The Republican is very happy and leaves the shop. Next morning when the barber goes to open
Call To The Four Sacred Winds
I call to the East, where the Father ascends to all Mother Earth where life begins. I fly through the cedars, pines, willows, and birch as animals below me wander and search. I call to the South, to the land down below. Turtle stands silent, as man strings his bow to hunt food and fur for his kin before snow. A life will end so others will grow. I call to the North, that yansa once knew. I follow their path til it disappears from view. Once vast in number, there stand but a few. I hear only ghost thunder of millions of hooves. I call to the West, to the ends of the lands, to the Tsalagi, Kiowa, Comanche ... all bands. Unite for the strength. Teach the young and demand that you are Native Americans.Learn your tongue and stand. My name is Freedom... I fly through this land. I call to the Four Sacred Winds of Turtle Island. by Spirit Wind (Pat Poland) Tx. Gulf Coast Cherokee
Frustrated Wife Takes Job In Brothel
A frustrated German housewife says she has been forced to take a job in a brothel since her husband lost his sex drive. Adelheid Kran, 58, from Berlin said: "I like sex, I like it a lot, but my husband Guenther has no appetite for sex anymore and does it about once a year." She added in order to combat the tension between them caused by her sexual frustration she has started working in a "mature ladies" brothel. "I saw an ad in the paper looking for mature women and decided to try it. Guenther's not thrilled about it, but I can't hem myself in just because he's not up for it and we're actually getting on better now. "It's not something I do full time, and I only have sex with the men I like. In a job like this, you have to keep a certain standard," she said.
Poem 2
Family Poem A Mother's Love © By Stephen A mother's love is special, In oh, so many ways. She's there to help and guide you, Throughout the coming days. She's sad when you are crying, She's happy when you laugh. She's one that you can count on, When no one else is left. A mother has a special way, Of easing all your pain. She's warmth and understanding, Her tenderness remains. Don't ever doubt your mother's love, There's always more to give. Return the love that's shared with all, Then she will always live.
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Love Poem The Rose © By Stephen Beauty in many ways, Kindly many days. A representation of love, That is sent from above. Shimmering red rays, Sparkling raindrops laze, Showering feelings of love, Broken off with a gentle shove. Alone on the ground, In the dirt and drowned. Will its beauty ever shine? Will there be more smiles of mine? Its return is bound, Again love is found. Ever-growing like a vine Attracting glow in its time.
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Celebrating Future Wife's Bday At Club Deja Vu Come On Thru And Hang Out
we're gonna be celebrating this fine hotties bday. I'm sure shes no stranger by now. Come on by and hang out. Live Dj xtac should be tearing down the house. Come on thru and show her some love. Also feel free to give her a bday gift or help her get her platinum cherry with 3000 comments.
Well Here It Goes Lets See Who My Real Friends Are
Well a little more on me just thought i would let you know i have mild Cp & before you ask No i dont advertise it as i like to get you to know me first before you judge!! this doesnt mean i am being nasty to you all but all you have to do is ask & i will tell LOL Anyway if this bothers any of you at all well tough luck because i dont care. I know who my friends are on here anyway so if i lose any of you its no skin of my nose. Anyway MERRY CHRISTMAS to you all hugs & luv you guys
Halls Mentho-lyptus (honey Lemon)
is my new best friend right now as I have come down with sore throat. I want to know: Is it feed a fever and starve a cold.... or, is it starve a cold and feed a fever??? LOL... Working because I need to work to pay the bills right now (and, as a relief, I don't get sick days off and paid for), but trying to take it as easy I can. Does anyone know why they only put 9 losenger drops in a Halls stick instead of 10???? Made in Canada??? A product of Cadbury Adams??? Did Cadbury candies team up with Adams spices??? Hmmmmm.....Does that now make HALLS drops a spicy candy now???? Best used by May 31 2008??? Do people really stock up on these and not use them for a year-and-a-half??? Interesting....
Our Deepest Fear
Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourselves, Who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented, fabulous? Actually, who are you not to be? You are a child of God. Your playing small does not serve the world. There is nothing enlightened about shrinking so that other people won't feel insecure around you. We are all meant to shine, as children do. We were born to make manifest the glory of God that is within us. It is not just in some of us; it is in everyone. And as we let our own light shine, we unconsciously give other people permission to do the same. As we are liberated from our own fear, our presence automatically liberates others. a return to love - marianne williamson I found this on Marti page and wanted to share it!! also I like keeping the ones i enjoy in blogs so i can come back to them!! If y
How To Confuse Santa
Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining that you think he could stand to lose a few pounds. While he's in the house, go find his sleigh and write him a speeding ticket. Leave him a note, explaining that you've gone away for the holidays. Ask if he would mind watering your plants. While he's in the house, replace all his reindeer with exact replicas. Then wait and see what happens when he tries to get them to fly. Keep an angry bull in your living room. If you think a bull goes crazy when he sees a little red cape, wait until he sees that big, red Santa suit! Build an army of mean-looking snowmen on the roof, holding signs that say "We hate Christmas," and "Go away Santa" Leave a note by the telephone, telling Santa that Mrs. Claus called and wanted to remind him to pick up some milk and a loaf of bread on his way home. Throw a surprise party for Santa when he comes down the chimney. Refuse to let him leave until the strip
Hi Its My New Pic In A Contest
here is my newist pic in a contest i think its cute but what ever just wanted to say hi
The 60 Rules Of Horrorpunk
The 60 Rules of Horrorpunk by Kurt Andersen 1.) Religiously watch Horror movies. 2.) Be a "Fiend". 3.) Be a "Ghoul". 4.) Change your name to something spooky (Danzig, Sid Terror, Wednesday 13, Evil Presely). 5.) Never use the word "Spooky". 6.) Watch and throughly enjoy "Plan 9 From Outer Space". 7.) Use Whoas as much as possible in your music. 8.) Have at least one song thats about Zombies contain the word Zombie, Dead, or Undead. 9.) Refer to graves, graveyards, or cemetarys as much as possible. There "Fiendish". 10.) You know what you need? some skull gloves. 11.) You know what those gloves cold use? Some spikes. 12.) Always refer to your band as either: Evil, Pure evil, the most evil, evilist, fiendish, or ghoulish band ever. 13.) Make sure at LEAST one member of your band has his face painted like a skull or a Zombie. 14.) All members of your band are required to have Devil Locks. If they dont know what that is, k
Scottish Troops Must Share Scarce Kilts
Scottish troops must share scarce kilts By BEN McCONVILLE 28 minutes ago Great Scot! A shortage of ceremonial kilts could leave thousands of soldiers without a stitch of plaid to wear as they parade to the skirl of the bagpipes. Military officials said Monday that more than 5,000 Scottish soldiers are having to share their kilts because defense chiefs have not finalized a contract to buy enough of the garments to go around. The men, who face regular tours of duty in south Iraq and Afghanistan, have just 320 kilts, or one for every 15 soldiers. Combat troops wore the traditional Highland garb in battle as late as World War I, but now the plaid kilts are used in ceremonial uniform. New kilts are needed for all Scottish soldiers following the August 2006 merger of centuries-old regiments into a single Royal Regiment of Scotland. "A planned deployment of kilts will be agreed with the Royal Regiment of Scotland on a roll-out basis with ... the full program being complet
Seasons Greetings To New Friends Or Old! If you have not yet seen my seasons greetings can see them here for free..just join! Its free!! Hope to see you there! Hugs and Kisses Kelly PS..Did I mention they were nudes??
Bra Sizes
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Today Is The Day...becoming A Mommy! I may not be becoming a "real" , but today I am going to the airport to pick up my baby. Thats I get to bring Chloe home. I was supposed to pick her up at the airport last night at 9:30, but she wasn't there. I guess some how the puppy missed the plane. I was soo bummed cuz I was soo excited to go and get her. They told me she'd be coming in on the flight today at 9:30am. Well...that was going to be hard to do cuz I was scheduled to work at noon. I called Chad to see if it was ok to get someone to switch with me (Chad is my manager) and he was very cool about it. Andy was staying in milwaukee with his sister cuz he has school a few minutes away from their house and stays with them when he does so.....they were awesome and allowed me to stay over as well. I did have a hard time sleeping last night though. I kept worrying that the puppy wasnt getting fed or let out to go potty. Well...I'm going to get ready to go now. Have a nice day and come back later!
Stark Raving
No, You're not the first to fall apart But always the first one to complain You better get careful or you'll compromise everything You are The world is a drought when out of love Please come back to us You're all of the above I'm making a choice to be out of touch Leave me be he said Leave me here in my stark raving sick sad little world I've never had unpaid confidantes It's more than I would care to explain But I have an open door policy when it comes to blame The world is a joke when out of love Please come back to us You're all of the above I'm making a choice to be out of touch Leave me be he said Leave me here in my stark raving sick sad little world
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I am 70% Video Game Addict.Video games are a big portion of my life, maybe too big of a portion. They are not a means of social interaction, despite what I might think. I should just go outside.Take theVideo Game Addict Test@ FualiDotCom I thought I'd be more of this one lol. I am 56% Asshole/Bitch.I am abrasive, some people really hate me, but there may be a group of other tight knit assholes and bitches that I can hang out with and get me. Everybody else? Fuck ‘em.Take theAsshole/Bitch Test@ FualiDotCom LMFAO! lol I am 49% Idiot.I ain't too bright. But all those other idiots annoy the hell out of me. I may not be the brightest bulb in the bunch, but at least I know my limits.Take theIdiot Test@ FualiDotCom RAWWWWR HELL YEAH!
Please Stop By And Vote For Me!
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Naught Or Nice
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My Military
i live by 2 bases,and outside of both main gates it says...PARDON OUR NOISE ITS THE SOUND OF FREEDOM.... CHERRY POINT CAMP LEJUNE IM GLAD THEY ARE HERE...
Upset And Sad
Well last night I found out that my favorite uncle has bladder cancer. This was a big blow to me. My father has been gone now for 8 years this past Dec. 2nd and to lose my uncle is like losing my father all over again! He was suppose to be able to come to Fl to visit his family and hopefully I would get to see him but now that has been postponed till he gets over his treatments. Im having a really hard time with all this. I just cant believe its happening. He was my second dad. We spent every summer and every spring break at his place in Myrtle beach SC which was a blast. Now for this to happen it is just upsetting to me. Im hoping his family will step up and be there for him since he lost my aunt in 2004. His kids here are just awful they treat him like dirt and of course they get upset when he comes to visit me since im like white trash to them. well i say fuck them. My dad would of been there for him and would of stuck by him through all this. Well Im just hoping that all will turn
Let It Snow, Let It Snow, Let It Snow!
Sooooo, white's the word in the Denver area! Supposed to snow like three feet n shit?? GOD! I have interviews lined up for the next three days! Wish me luck. I don't know which I need more luck on though, the interview itself or getting there!
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Back From 'vacation'?
Well, we're back from our 'Vacation' in Utah. Part vacation, part Getting My Teeth Removed So I Can Start Wearing Dentures trip. More about that inna bit. Anyway, so . . . we arrived it Utah, and, despite a bit of trouble here and there, had a relatively good time. The first couple of weeks, my mom was rather . . . bitchy. She calmed down the last week and apologized profusely, telling us she had NO idea why she was so pissy. So, all is forgiven. Now, I go into the dentist, and need dentures. Long story. Anyway, we opt for Immediate Dentures. Immediate Dentures are dentures where the mold of your mouth is taken, and then when they get the dentures in, they rip out all of your teeth at once then shove the dentures into your mouth and that's it. However, my dentist didn't do it that way. He ripped out 5 teeth the day he took my denture mold. Then, he took out 5 teeth a week later, and then the rest 4 days later. So, the dentures didn't fit quite the way the should, and they hurt
I could not get to sleep last night no matter what i tried. I hate when that happens. But anyway...through all the girls gone wild commercials at like 1 am there was this show on and it was about this guy who had THREE wives. Only one of the marriages was legal since youre not allowed to be married to more than one person at a time but yeah. Thats just crazy! He married the first one and had some kids and then went and met this other woman and got her knocked up and he basically came home to his first wife and was like I met someone and I want to be with both of you. He basically said Im not a monogamy(sp) kinda guy so you can either go with it or leave. Well she stayed with him and his new lady came and lived with them and they have kids together and they were both fine with the fact that he's sleeping with them both and is married to them and says he loves them. What the hell is going on with this world. Then he finds another woman and brings her home and the first two dont like her
I Am A Peeping Tom, Of Sorts
i like looking into lit up homes when i drive by them at night.
Calmly Sea
Calmly Sea Where waves of passion used to be And breakers of devotion Today remains a calmly sea A deep and tranquil ocean The high tide that so swiftly came And dashed upon the shore It somehow quenched the burning flame Left memories from before Banks were built to guard the love And keep the hate outside Forever they will rise above The anger of the tide Shielded sparks ignite once more To light our darkened minds Rebuilding what we had before Leaving worries far behind So hold the sorries, like I will And please believe me when I say the sea can't stay this still There will be waves again! By Jan Willem Hofman Copyright June 2006
Yule Blessings
Blessings to you from the Earth Mother. She is the Moon. She watches over all of us by The light that she casts over the blessed earth. Walk her night lit path And happiness you will find at every turn. Blessed be! Blessings to you from the Sky Father. He is the Sun. He holds us up And brings us strength. Carry his sword To cleave the evil from your path And you will be unmolested. Blessed Be! Blessings to you from the Great Spirit. It binds us all together: Man to womyn; beast to beast; all. We are it and it is us. Blessed Be! May you have a wonderful Holiday. The time has come for the sun to be reborn He lies in his Mother's womb waiting... Awaiting his reappearance on this plane. Let us all rejoice in his rebirth and ours. Blessed Be! By Yusef
A Lover's Tears
The ache she felt was deep, with no way to appease it, she would hold her pillow at night, and cry into it, shaking away the tears, feeling the loss of him. Days turned to weeks, weeks turned to months, and months turned to years, and still she felt the anguish, never letting up, wondering if she was living in a hell hole of a time warp, her heart forever bound to his. He was her first, the ONLY one to collar her, the ONLY one to feast upon her, she was HIS. He made her this way for eternity.
12/20/06 Just a simple act pulling the curtain back But your hands tremble so quick to release My pulse is a gift do not attempt to forget The options are few so lay down in the rush These tools you use in your justifications They are so easily shattered by concrete and convenience There may be ahead more places to lay yourself down I might join the phantoms chased off upon awakening Ruled by maybe if so begging for a stronger hold A closer inspection finds the flowers are painted on Pulling the curtain back just a simple act You are an imprint in my strongest memories Don't let them be tainted anymore than they already are
Hot Shower
Hot Shower I came in from doing yard work, sweat trickling down between my breasts. I was out of breath and exhausted. After getting a glass of cold water from the pitcher in the fridge, I headed to the bathroom to shower. I stripped down to my panties and tight sports bra and camisole. Turning on the radio, a techno beat with a smooth female vocal filled the room. Something about good techno has always made me feel like taking my clothes off. Since showering generally necessitates nudity, I took this as an opportunity to practice my strip tease moves. Using the corner of the shower stall as a pole, I expertly dipped low, bending my knees, and then rising again, ass first, to the beat of the music. I turned, my hips gyrating along with the song, and performed for my imaginary audience, running my hands over my breasts, hooking my thumbs through the side lace of my g-string panties. I pulled my panties part-way down, one in particular, and turned, facing t
Seasonal Request (lol I Had To Borrow This One, Too Funny! )
Now I've tried all the normal approaches All the pick-ups an' chat-ups an' stuff Tried mi hand at so-phistication Wi' some girls who were nowt if not rough I've been seen down the discos an' dances Bought cocktails for them as were broke In mi quest for the perfect companion Who'd see me as her perfect bloke I've dealt with the best datin' agents I've filled in their forms an' told lies About how I'm just like a male model Wi' tight buttocks an' sparklin' blue eyes I've squandered mi wages on chatlines Spent two quid a minute on t' phone Where I've ended up gaggin' for Charleen Even though she weighs thirty-two stone I've frequented bars down the dockside Where there's ladies that's best left alone An' I've offered mi body quite freely But I've allus walked home on mi own So just cos it's comin' up Christmas An' I've no soddin' prospects in store I'm wazzin' this e-mail to Lapland dot com An' I'm hopin' that this time I'll score Dear Santa, please bring me
There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas. When he arrived on the plane, he felt the seats and said, "Wow, these seats are big!" The person next to him answered, "Everything is big in Texas."When he finally arrived in Texas, he decided to visit a bar. Upon arriving in the bar, he ordered a beer and got a mug placed between his hands. He exclaimed, "Wow these mugs are big!" The bartender replied, "Everything is big in Texas."After a couple of beers, the blind man asked the bartender where the bathroom was located. The bartender replied, "Second door to the right."The blind man headed for the bathroom, but accidentally tripped and skipped the second door. Instead, he entered the third door,which lead to the swimming pool and fell into the pool by accident. Scared to death, the blind man started shouting, "Don't flush,don't flush!"
God's Heart
How is it that you reach inside my heart and know what's there ? Is it a special bond that God wanted us to share ? How can it be you read my soul just like a book ? You've gone into my heart and had a closer look. You seem to know just what my spirit cries for. You pray to God to bless me even more. I cry at the thought of a friend's love so true. God's given me a gift - that gift is you. A " Thank You" does not befit what you've been to me. A source of hope and light when the road looks gloomy. No, I didn't plan it - a friend from the start. Like a blossom in Springtime, You came from God's heart.
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Feelings...ranting...damn Kids!
Have you ever thought that your life didnt mean anything? That when you woke up in the morning you wondered why in the hell you were even put on this earth? You ever get that feeling that god is looking down on you and punishing you for things you have no clue that you did? Or maybe someone else in your family did something and you get to be the one to take all the blame for it? I am soooo lonely, yes I have a man, he is in jail right now so its like I have nobody. I sit here in the house at night and WISH that someone would want to talk to me other than sexually, or want to be my friend becuz I look like someone they would like to know. It happens everyday that someone hits me up and tells me that Im pretty or that I have a sexy bod, but could u tell me what color my eyes were? Or how many kids I have? I want some CONVERSATION damnit! Someone that I can tell my shit to and they sit there and listen to me. My kids drive me the point where if I have to go one more minute wi
Righteous Hatred
righteous hatred what have you done to me? a shadow of pain as thoughts scream. once we were together in bliss, childlike and innocent, but your heart died. a painful pool of lies - thoughts follow pain, follow hate, love torn apart. in a storm of tears, i still love you. by me..
Devoid Of Love
Devoid of Love the night falls with a silent sigh, lost are we. the emotion for which you lust flares once, then dies, crushed by your obsession. all hope must end. your love is no more. how could you do this? our dark emotions surround us, crying, we have lost our way. by me..
Aries Tidbits
Health Each sign has a part of the anatomy attached to it, making this the area of the body that is most sensitive to stimulation. The anatomical areas for Aries are the head, face, brain and upper teeth. Ruling Planet The Ruling Planet for Aries is Mars. This powerful planet rules ambition, force, power, competition, animal nature, desire, sexual energies, war, tools, violence and courage. Color The color of choice for Aries is red. Gemstone Aries' star stone is the diamond. Lucky Numbers Aries' lucky numbers are 1 and 9. Compatibility Aries are most compatible with fellow Aries, Leo and Sagittarius. Opposite Sign The opposite sign of Aries is Libra. The Perfect Gift The best gifts for an Aries are athletic items, clothing or things work-related. Likes Coming in first, championing causes, initiating, taking action. Dislikes Waiting, admitting error, tyranny, dependent people. House Natural sign of the First House. This house focuses on beginnin
Becoming A More Sensitive You
A list of 18 New and Innovative "TRY SAYING" phrases have been provided so that proper exchange of ideas and information can continue in an effective manner. 1) TRY SAYING: I think you could use more training. INSTEAD OF: You don't know what the f___ you're doing. 2) TRY SAYING: She's an aggressive go-getter. INSTEAD OF: She's a ball-busting b__ch. 3) TRY SAYING: Perhaps I can work late. INSTEAD OF: And when the f___ do you expect me to do this? 4) TRY SAYING: I'm certain that isn't feasible. INSTEAD OF: No f______ way. 5) TRY SAYING: Really? INSTEAD OF: You've got to be sh__ing me! 6) TRY SAYING: Perhaps you should check with... INSTEAD OF: Tell someone who gives a sh__. 7) TRY SAYING: I wasn't involved in the project. INSTEAD OF: It's not my f______ problem. 8) TRY SAYING: That's interesting. INSTEAD OF: What the f___? 9) TRY SAYING: I'm not sure this can be implemented. INSTEAD OF: This sh__ won't work. 10) TRY SAYING: I'
Taiwan I was just informed that I am most likely to get laid in Taiwan, on a trampoline. Wow!! And here I was thinkin there was NO hope! Isnt that some comforting news I thought I had enough of a problem before, now I have to travel to Taiwan? Thats insane! Do I have to take someone with me? If I show up and find a trampoline, do I just hang out and wait for someone to pounce??Where is this so called trampoline? If I bought a trampoline would I still have to go to or is the reason I have to go to Taiwan because thats where the trampoline is? Who's in charge here? It's not very promising if you have to get a passport for better be some hardcore amazing, unforgetable sex. Anyone want to come to Taiwan with me?
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Christmas Trees & Onions
Christmas trees and onions :)) >> > >> > A family is at the dinner table. Just for the shock value and to see if >> > his dad would respond, the son asked his father, "Dad, how many kinds >> > of >> > boobs are there?" >> > >> > Surprised but always ready, the father answered, "Well, son, there are >> > three kinds of breasts. First kind: In her 20s, a woman's breasts are >> > like >> > melons, round and firm. Second: In her 30s to 40s, they are like pears, >> > still nice.... but hanging a bit. Third: After 50, they are like >> > onions." >> > >> > "Onions?" quizzed the boy. >> > >> > His dad replied, "Yes... you see them and they make you cry." >> > >> > Of course this infuriated his wife and 18 year old daughter. So the >> > daughter said, "Mum, how many kinds of 'Willies' are there?" >> > >> > The mother smiled knowingly and answered, "Well dear, a man goes >> > through >> > >> > three phases. First: In his 20s, his Willy is like an oak tree, mighty >> >
Hot Or Cold
Another badass quiz from eSPIN-the-Bottle... Are You Hot or Cool? MY RESULT:Hot You live fast and love excitement. And you’re totally hot. What makes you so hot? Well, it’s your energy – you’ve got enough of it to start a bonfire (so please be careful around dry leaves). Plus, you’ve got a red-hot attitude, ready to burst into flames of awesomeness at any moment. Extreme hotness comes with its fair share of problems. Like, your air conditioning bills go through the roof. But more than that, your red-hot attitude can lead to a boiling temper. Be sure to cool down a little bit if you feel yourself overheating. And pass some of that heat around! Take This Quiz!
well today seems as good as any to write something lastnight we got over 5" of snow and it sucks im hating the snow right now it seems when the snow falls everything else falls apart
lalala i get my tattoo today now i just gotta wait til blakes get home then we are off to go i have busy weekend ahead of me...
The Start Of Forbidden Love
Man and girl walk under the moon of full, their faces enjoy the breeze of cool. Her heart starts beating at a quickened pace as she looks into her boyfriend's face, his face, pale as the moon, And wonders: "Will it happen soon?" They come to a green field of dark, where, at daylight, stands the park. Her dark eyes see nothing there. "Good," she whispers, and flips her raven hair. "If you love me, love me!" says she "If so ye will," answers he. She lies on the grass of cold and feels his breath most bold Now, her whole body shakes, fearing that from the dream she wakes. his hand travels to her lips and there it gently grips. she sees his teeth of white, those sharp blades of night. And oddly, she starts to fear, that he didn't hold her dear. she starts to kick and swing, yet it does not harm the darkness king. His hand muffles her shriek and her punches to her seem weak. He bites her flesh of neck and she fights no longer bac
Hot Ass Dressss :)
Ohhh I bought the NICEST dress yesterday for New Years! Its smokin hot!!!! Its brown and low low low cut with a gold necklace attached to it!... And I have gold baby phat earrings and sandles to match :) Im excitedd ! There will be lots of New Years pics taken soo you'll be able to see what Im talkin bout! lol We went to Melissa's house last nite and I got tipsy off 2 Margaritas! lmao it was fun :) So off to another gurls house tonight for supper!! And then 2morrows the GAMEE :) GO FALCONS GO! lol... Hot football players in tights mmmmm Im sooo looking forward to it ! hehe AND THEN its Christmas!! eeeeeeeee :) Hope everyone is enjoying the season! More Later! 69TH Angel Muah xo
Thoughs On X-mas
so, lets here it for the most marketable holiday in THE WORLD. i did some digging today and realized that fuckin nobody knows when christ was born. thats right , according to what i discovered he could have been born on december 25, april 22, or september 11. (imagine that, coincidense i think not.) but in all honesty it doesn't really fuckin matter anyway. humanity, let alone CHRISTians, haven't celebrated the holiday for what it really is since the middle ages. with the coming of an established economy and currency system jc has been pimped out to any one to stupid to make something with their own hands. greedy bastards have been around for centuries people. some religious groups want to get pissed about gay marriages while every year the marketing industry and big business cooperations turn jc into the whore of babylon. and what do you do good gentle folk, ohh purveyers of the good word. you run right out to macy's and go fuckin nuts trying to buy the last god damned tella-tubbie fo
Finding A Diamond On A Muddy Road.
Gudo was the emperor's teacher of his time. Nevertheless, he used to travel alone as a wandering mendicant. Once when he was on his was to Edo, the cultural and political center of the shogunate, he approached a little village named Takenaka. It was evening and a heavy rain was falling. Gudo was thoroughly wet. His straw sandals were in pieces. At a farmhouse near the village he noticed four or five pairs of sandals in the window and decided to buy some dry ones. The woman who offered him the sandals, seeing how wet he was, invited him in to remain for the night at her home. Gudo accepted, thanking her. He entered and recited a sutra before the family shrine. He then was introduced to the woman's mother, and to her children. Observing that the entire family was depressed, Gudo asked what was wrong. "My husband is a gambler and a drunkard," the housewife told him. "When he happens to win he drinks and becomes abusive. When he loses he borrows money from others. Sometimes when he b
I Eff'n Love Coloring!
Poor Patrick
For his birthday, little Patrick asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said, "Son, we'd give You one, but the Mortgage on this house is $280,000 & your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it." The next day the father saw little Patrick heading out the front door with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?" Little Patrick told him, "I was walking past your room last night and heard you telling Mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too. And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with a $280,000 mortgage & no bike!"
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Crimson Tears
Crimson tears fall to the ground Just like her, they dont make a sound As the trees creak outside Another crimson tear falls by her side she has a dream to not scream, for her teenage tears to evaporate into the sky and to be able to watch them fly so with each cut, a new crimson tear is born but she believes there is nothing to mourn for with each crimson tear, she gets closer to her dream to say goodbye to the sound of her scream because with each crimson tear, she turns into an empty well and a heartless shell and with each crimson tear she gives up her soul the only thing this girl will get for Christmas is a lump of coal for she has traded herself so she could become an empty shelf no more pain will reach her the only scars she will ever have are the ones which made this occur crimson tears fall to the ground Just like her, they dont make a sound As the trees creak outside Another crimson tear falls by her side
A short story I wrote some time ago, forgot about and recently rediscovered. I like it although it is spare, distant and cold.
Merry Christmas
Just A Few Days Left....
Well, tomarrow is christmas and I will get to spend the holiday with the kids. It will be a great thing for me but thier father will not be here to enjoy it with them. However, it is not such a bad thing, since he will be getting them just before the new years. But it is not like he will be spending the holiday by himself though...he has his family too. But I have had the kids my share of the time for the year and now it is time for papa to spend time with his kids. He will get them for three months. It will be kinda hard on me here for a bit but I will be working two jobs and getting stuff done around here so that my ex can give me a breather for a is good but somehow I will have to cope with the long goodbyes. I have never been away from my kids more than one month. But in the meanwhile, my son, JJ, is well potty trained and has not wet the bed for over a week now. He is four so this is a good thing for my ex and I hope this is of great help for him. I will find something to
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Is He Still Alive?
if he is still alive i bet his pecker is'nt. just unbelievable!
A Little Boy Visits A Whore House
A little boy about 10 years old was walking down the sidewalk, dragging a flattened frog on a string behind him. He came up to the doorstep of a whore house and knocked on the door. When the Madam answered it, she saw the little boy and asked what he wanted. He said, "I want to have sex with one of the women inside. I have the money to buy it, and I'm not leaving until I get it." The Madam figured, why not, so she told him to come in. Once in, she told him to pick any of the girls he liked. He asked, "Do any of the girls have any diseases?" Of course, the Madam said, "No!" He said, "I heard all the men talking about having to get shots after making love with Amber. THAT'S the girl I want." Since the little boy was so adamant and had the money to pay for it, the Madam told him to go to the first room on the right. He headed down the hall dragging the squashed frog behind him. Ten minutes later he came back, still dragging the frog, paid the Madam, and headed out the door! . The Madam
Welfare Office - Demanding A Job
A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter and says, "Hi... You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job." The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips.You will have to satisfy her sexual urges. You'll be provided a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The starting salary is $200,000 a year." The guy, wide-eyed, says, "You're bullshittin' me!" The social worker says, "Yeah, well... you started it."
Pop Pop Fizz Fizz...
These days about half the stuff in my shopping cart says, "For fast relief."
Did You
I looked up at the stars lastnight, which were at a distance but shone so bright. Wondering if you were looking up at it to, thinkin of me while i was thinking of you. So did you gaze upon it to, did you think of me while i thought of you. Did you hear me calling out your name, saying it over n over again. Did you feel the beating of my heart, even though we're at a distance so far apart. Did you feel me reaching out to you, wanting to hold you that much is true. Did you feel me shivering from the cold, all alone no one to hold. Did you catch the sweet kiss i blew your way, did you hold it tightly and not let it get away. Did you feel the dreams which i hold of you, did you believe the words which i spoke are true.
Hey Hey Hey ... Xoxo
Hope My Friend Paul Doesn't Mind
I read this in his blog and it is so true that I feel the need to repost it... I've always had a problem with being the only one in my group of friends who NEVER has a date. I know I was with someone for a while and those were the best moments of my life. But now that's over with and when you're single it seems that all of the "happy couples" seem to stand out like as if they're glowing in the dark. Truth is they ARE glowing. It just makes me feel that much more lonely and when I go out with friends I'm always the 3rd wheel. I know what you're thinking and you're right. I've got these insecurity issues that only I can work out, but why must I do it alone? Someone to listen and not just feed me all that bull about "you'll find someone". That's NOT what a lonely guy wants to hear. Every time I get close to someone, they only wanna be friends.
Where Babies (& Jewelry) Come From
Mother is in the kitchen making supper for her family when her youngest daughter walks in. Child: Mother, where do babies come from? Mom: Well dear...a mommy and daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their room...they kiss and hug and have sex. (The daughter looks puzzled.) That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy's vagina. That's how you get a baby, honey. Child: Oh I see, but the other night when I came into you and daddy's room you had daddy's penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that? Mom: Jewelry, dear.
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Older Men Are Better Lovers
Benefits Of Liaisons With Older Men By Your Hardness Being a senior sexual stud, I have an observation and a few questions for all of you women out there. I guess that I had better include our gay friends too or I'll be accused of being a bigot. Hell, when I was going to school they didn't teach us how to be politically correct so just forgive the shit out of me. As I was saying, I have observed that most ladies on this and other sites tend to steer clear of older men. I have thought about this for some time and I have come to a few conclusions. Needless to say they are not scientific and they are mine alone but here they are: The reasons ladies avoid older men: 1. In most cases we are married. 2. We have been around long enough that if we start getting a hard time from one of you girls, we just kiss it off and cut out. We know there are just some things that pussy can't cover up. 3. We are not, in most cases, thank goodness not in my case, the greatest physical specimens. 4
I Made It!
Grandma and Dad did not get into a fight. I actually got some presents. The dinner was tasty. I got to go on a walk with my Dad xmas morning. I used doing laundry as an excuse to leave the house every 11 minutes. Productive AND a break from the loud family. Shannon is back tomorrow!!! My little apartment is wonderful (except the part about it being so cold). I'm starting up an independent study for myself. I tried an online Pagan school and did not enjoy it. Our refigerator is full. I got a decent amount of sleep last night. Good things indeed. Too bad I have to work today.
A New Blog (sorry To Drunk To Think Of A Title He He)
more info about myself Body: 1: WHAT MADE YOU SMILE YESTERDAY?. my new simpson boxset for xmas 2: WHAT WERE YOU DOING AT 8 THIS MORNING?...asleep in bed 3: WHAT WERE YOU DOING 15 MINUTES AGO?...chatting on myspace (sorry chrrytap) 4: SOMETHING THAT HAPPENED TO YOU IN 1995?.. brake up with my first girlfriend :( 5: LAST THING YOU SAID ALOUD?.. dont know 6: HOW MANY DIFFERENT THINGS DID YOU DRINK TODAY?... coffee pop coke a beer 7: WHERE IS YOUR BEST FRIEND(s) RIGHT NOW? home with his kids 8: WHAT COLOR IS YOUR TOOTHBRUSH? 9: LAST THING YOU BOUGHT?...lager 10: LAST GIFT YOU RECEIVED FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY?.. DVD 11: WHAT COLOR IS YOUR FRONT DOOR? 12: WHERE DO YOU KEEP YOUR CHANGE? me pocket 13: WHAT'S THE WEATHER LIKE TODAY?...cold 14: BEST ICE CREAM FLAVOR?....chocolate...... 15: SOMETHING YOU ARE EXCITED ABOUT?... new years eve 16: LAST RAINBOW YOU SAW?...about a month ago 17: WHAT SIZ
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What Do Your Eyes Reveal About You?
You scored as Passion. You are very passionate whether that passion is good or evil has yet to be determined. You have great power over others and they seem to flock to your service. You are very competative almost to a fault. Perhaps you should let someone else win for a change?Passion75%Eyes full of Pain67%Mysterious58%Diamond Eyes25%What do your eyes reveal about you?(PICS!)created with
What Horror Killer Are You?
You scored as Michael Myers. You are Michael Myers. You are quiet, and have serious family issues. You wont rest until you kill your entire family, and everyone who gets in your way. You dont really care what you kill with, but you prefer a nice butcher knife from the kitchen. There is no hope for you. There is nothing living behind your eyes but evil. Michael Myers90%Hannibal Lecter80%Pinhead75%Freddy Krueger70%Jigsaw60%Candyman55%Buffalo Bill50%Jason Voorhees45%Captain Spaulding40%Leatherface30%Which Ho
Playlist For The Week Of 12/19/06 - 12/26/06.
Carcass - Heartwork Ceremony - The Days Before The Death Demonic Christ - Demonic Battle Metal Evildead - Annihilation Of Civilization Goatwhore - A Haunting Curse Grave - As Rapture Comes Hallows Eve - Monument Hypocrisy - Osculum Obscenum Immolation - Here In After Incantation - Primordial Domination Iron Maiden - A Matter Of Life And Death Kiss - Rock And Roll Over Kiss - Crazy Nights Kiss - Hot In The Shade Kiss - MTV Unplugged Megadeth - Rust In Peace Opera IX - Sacro Culto Overkill - Bloodletting Sinister - Afterburner Testament - The Gathering Vertigod - Victory In Silence Voivod - Katorz
On My Way Home
it's 5:15 am in new york, flight leaves at 8, lands at 12:30(pacific) home by 4. Honestly the trip is ending on a perfect note another day may have been too much. I'm a little overwhelmed about all the shite that i did. So think good non plane crashy thoughts for me. Oh and watching wicked last night was awe inspiring. I have valuum for the trip home so i shouldnt freak, as long as my plane stays in the sky... Miss chatting with ya all, and will start posting pics after i sleep for a day. One Love Shannon. ps postcards were sent yesterday.
15 Uses For Vodka
1. To remove a bandage painlessly, saturate the bandage with vodka. The Solvent dissolves adhesive. 2. To clean the caulking around bathtubs and showers, fill a Trigger-spray bottle with vodka, spray the caulking, let set five Minutes and wash clean. The alcohol in the vodka kills mold and mildew. 3. To clean your eyeglasses, simply wipe the lenses with a soft, clean cloth dampened with vodka. The alcohol in the vodka cleans the glass and kills germs. 4. Prolong the life of razors by filling a cup with vodka and letting Your safety razor blade soak in the alcohol after shaving. The vodka disinfectsthe blade and prevents rusting. 5. Spray vodka on vomit stains, scrub with a brush, and then blot dry. 6 Using a cotton ball, apply vodka to your face as an astringent to cleanse the skin and tighten pores. 7. Add a jigger of vodka to a 12-ounce bottle of shampoo. The alcohol cleanses the scalp, removes toxins from hair, and stimulates the growth of healthy hair. 8. Fill a xteen-ou
~~ Sexy Lady Contest ~~ Opens 1/5 Thur 1/12
~~ Sexy Lady Of CherryTap Contest ~~ Will Open on 1/5/06 to 1/12/06 But i am taking lady's for it now so hurry up and get ur place in the contest this one will be send ur link to my message inbox just click on the pic.... ~ Sexy Man On CherryTap Contest starts 12/21 thur 12/28 ~@ CherryTAP Thank you maria
Real Muthafuckin G'z By Nwa
Sexxxy Back 2006
A hole Not very big, but if I dig first my index Then my middle Yeah that should be a good enough grip To pull off a handful of flesh As long as I can grab through the wet The scars should provide traction The lessons that are carved in the scars of my crest Maybe if I bleed out I could rest Is this some kind of fucking test? Because I’ll proclaim now that I’m not the best I profess, I’m a wretch Not a portrait but a sketch Give me leave of this distress Let me flow out of a future stitch Blood spilt will not be missed I am a bitch to my own vice Misinterpret the function of devices That’s not the proper use of a butcher knife And I agree I’m not butchering me I’m just realigning reality Look at my hands It’s the future, can’t you see?
Attack - 30stm
I won't suffer, be broken Get tired, or wasted Surrender to nothing I'll give up what I Started And stopped it From end to beginning A new day is coming And I am finally free Run away, Run away I’ll attack Run away, Run away Go chase yourself Run away, Run away Now I’ll attack I’ll attack, I’ll aa WHOAAAAAAAAAAAAA I would’ve kept you forever But we had to sever It ended for both of us Faster than a... kill off this thinking It’s starting to sink in I’m losing control now But without you I can finally see Run away, Run away I’ll attack Run away, Run away Go chase yourself Run away, Run away Now I’ll attack I’ll attack, I’ll a WHOAAAAAAAAAAAA Your promises They look like lies Your honesty’s Like a back that hides a knife I promise you (promise you) I promise you (promise you) I am finally free Run away, Run away I’ll attack Run away, Run away Go chase yourself Run away, Run away Now I’ll attack I’ll attack, I’ll attack I will attack
Making Love
One night in heaven I want with you I love you so much so lets do what we want to do I want you to hold me while we play Kiss me all night so please say you'll stay Grab onto my body and lay me on the bed Clench my breast and make me wet Press your lips on mine Do it slowly take your time Kiss on my neck while I rub on your chest whisper sweet words while you caress Feel me boy in all the right places show me you like this with all your sex faces Put yourself in me make us into one Don't be so serious baby just have some fun Let us make love like we never before I want you think about this after you walk out the door Go fast then slow fill me will delight make me moan and groan all through the night Now wait baby let me do something to you Let me do something you been wanting me to do Let me taste you boy and enjoy every last drop Then when I'm finished Ill get on top Ill make love to you boy and you wont want to leave Forget all the drama just let me
Well i aint doing much today but getting on the computer and well that aint much fun either. Cause it gets boring after a while. But that dont change much anyways. And i dont see why i live in this hellish world that i have created for myself. But i guess thats just life. Peace Out Fuckers
Im Not Your Kid
Why me why tonight cant you see i dint wanna fight get away leave me alone or you'll be screaming why me why tonight get away i'll be alright don't go please no i'll take back everything please come back you'll watch me fall back in your arms going to a place where there is no harm i don't love you i never did get away from me I'm not your kid
Favorite Poses...
Ok all... looking for new poses... I am gatheringthe best IDEAS!! Let me know what you like so I can shoot them so they can be rated... Cheers! CJ
All Men Ain't Shit?!?!?
How come women don't know how to treat a good man? All I ever hear is "ALL MEN AIN'T SHIT", but when presented with a good man they (alot) don't know what to do with him. Do women like being cheated on or treated like they're second class? I had some good times in my last relationship (11 years). But now that I'm newly single and back in the dating world I find it to be a harsh place for a kind, giving, caring, good man. I understand alot of women have had some bad experiences in life but damn that doen't mean we're all bad. Some men have had bad experiences too but we don't think all women are bitches or hoes. Ya'll need to lighten up a little and let yourself have a bit of fun, you never know he might be that good man you're looking for. I won't stop looking for her. Is it you? Are you the one? Don't give up hope even if you have to find what you're looking for in the arms of another woman. Just remember it's not that all men ain't shit, you just need to be more careful in your choic
Make It Rain By Fat Joe Ft Lil Wayne
I Wish You Well!!
what did i do to push you away? was it because i always had alot to say? did i say i love you way to much or did i not say it often enough? you sit there and say you love me to but if you didn't why did you say you do? was it because i cared to much? or was it because we never shared one single touch? you say lets be honest and i am game but u know what i dont think honesty even come close to ur name! so do me a favor next time you say "i love you baby and i am not into playing games" read this over and over again because guess what baby u just did!!! i hope ur life is exactly how u want it and i hope you find the things your looking for!! as for me yes my heart is broken.......but all i can say is lesson learned!!!!!! i will not cry nor will i even beg......ill simply let you go and wish you well!!!! farwell my friend i wish you well like i have no other!!!!!
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~~ Sexy Couple Of CT Contest ~~ Contest will start on 1/3 thur 1/10 Will start at 12 p.m. noon Plz send me a link to the pic u want to use to my inbox! thanks alot ~Maria~
Impossible To Speak These When Drunk
THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK 1. Innovative 2. Preliminary 3. Proliferation 4. Cinnamon THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. Specificity 2. Anti-consti tutionalistically 3. Passive-aggressive disorder 4. Transubstantiate THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex. 2. Nope, no more booze for me. 3. Sorry, but you're not really my type. 4. Taco Bell? No, thanks, I'm not hungry. 5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight? 6. Oh, I couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing karaoke. 7. I'm not interested in fighting you. 8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool. 9. Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street. 10. I must be going home now as I have work in the morning.
I Am Alone And Bored
New Web Cam
hey everyone i just got a new webcam and wanna try it out so let me kno if ur up for talking on it
Saddam Hussein...
at 10:05pm Saddum Hussein has been hung I hope that that mother fucker goes to hell and hopefuly Billions of torchered Souls will tair him apart....
A Song Of Respect By Pantera
Pantera-walk Walk (Intro) Can't you see I'm easily bothered by persistance One step from lashing out at you... You want in to get under my skin And call yourself a friend I've got more friends like you What do I do? (Pre) Is there no standard anymore? What it takes, who I am, where I've been Belong You can't be something you're not Be yourself, by yourself Stay away from me A lesson learned in life Known from the dawn of time (Chorus) Re, Spect, walk, what did you say?? Re, Spect, walk, are you talking to me??? (Post)Are you talking to me?? Run your mouth when I'm not around It's easy to achieve You cry to weak friends that sympathize Can you hear the violins playing your song? Those same friends tell me your every word (Pre) Is there no standard anymore? What it takes, who I am, where I've been Belong You can't be something you're not Be yourself, by yourself Stay away from me A lesson learned in life
Imagine A Life..i Couldn't Now Without You
Imagine a life without a friend always there, through thick and through thin with nothing but care. To always lend a gentle helping hand, someone who always tries to understand. [I couldn't now... I've got You] Imagine a life with nobody to share, all the sorrows and pain, the times you can't bear. To pick you up each time you fall, nobody special on who you can call. [I couldn't now... I've got You] Imagine a life without that special gift, of someone to hug you when you need a lift. To let you know everything will be okay, when you believe you can't survive another day. [I couldn't now... I've got You] Imagine a life without a special friend, someone on which you can always depend. A life so lonely, no one to whom you can turn, not having a friend from who you can learn. [I couldn't now... I've got You] [Nor would I want to imagine a life without You in it]
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What Does Your Birthdate Say About You??? ;)
Your Birthdate: April 13 You're dominant and powerful. You always need to be in charge. While others respect your competence, you can be a bit of a dictator. Hard working and serious, you never let yourself down. You are exact and accurate - and you expect others to be the same way. Your strength: You always get the job done Your weakness: You're a perfectionist to a fault Your power color: Gray Your power symbol: Checkmark Your power month: April What Does Your Birth Date Mean?
My Chinese Zodiac
***Love You are a good listener and encourage your partner to share their problems, but when it comes to revealing your own feelings you are more reticent, wary of burdening others with your worries. You need reassurance and encouragement, and enjoy the company of someone who has the confident and adventurous spirit that you sometimes lack. You are faithful and tender but it is important to you that your loyalty is reciprocated. You do not enjoy the excitement of the chase or thrive on jealous scenes, and when you feel isolated you soon become anxious and reserved. It could also take a long time for you to regain your trust once you have been hurt or deceived. You may find it easier to form a friendship first and let it slowly develop into a romance, but once committed you are loving and faithful and will not be slow to defend your partner's reputation. Do not be distressed by imaginings caused by an incidental remark or unintentional criticism when you already know that t
A Soldier Died Last Night
Please note: This was originally written in World War Two. It still has meaning today. Thank you to our Military men and women -- Forth Horseman. A Boy Died Last Night "A boy died last night. It doesn't make much difference now about his name. The important thing is that he died, in poignant and awful loneliness out somewhere on a waste of sand, out in a starless silence 10,000 miles from home. "'Missing in action' read an obscure line in this mornings communiqué. That was all. Now he lies there, crumpled beside the twisted wreckage that yesterday was his ship, riding high in the sunlit heavens. The fine head and the shining face and the broad shoulders remain only in a picture that looks out upon a quiet living room on a shaded street an eternity away. "Last night in those agonizing hours of unspeakable isolation, he went through a thousand deaths without the one thing that might have helped a little: the sound of a familiar voice, the pat of friendly h
I Figured This Would Bring A Smile To You
i hope *gulp* the lyrics are crazy heh, im gonna try that one day lmao. *hugs* his angry friend.
(`'o.¸(`'o.¸(`'o.¸happy New Year¸.o'´)¸.o'´)¸.o'´)
Hey, Its almost 2007 in South Africa, literally less than 4 hours away!! I know for a fact Im not going to be get to all my Family, Friends and Fan's Cherry Tap pages, so if I missed your page and did not leave a message or a comment Im REALLY SORRY, but heres a "Global New Years Wish". Im Wishing you all a Fabulous 2007, 12 Months of Happiness, 52 Weeks joy, 365 Days of excellent progress, 8760 Hours of good health, 5 25600 Minutes of fun! (`'o.¸(`'o.¸(`'o.¸Happy New Year¸.o'´)¸.o'´)¸.o'´) Hugs and Kisses Blanche xoxox
22 Ways To Make A Girl Smile .... Some Of You Men Need Learn From This...
1 . Tell her she is beautiful (not fine, or sexy) 2 . Hold her hand at any moment . . . even if its just for a second. 3 . Kiss her on the forehead. 4 . Leave her voice messages to wake up to. 5 . When she is upset, hold her tight and tell her how much she means to you. 6 . Recognize the small things . . . they usually mean the most. 7 . Pick her over all the other girls you hang out with. 8 . Write her notes. (she loves them) 9 . Introduce her to family and friends . . . as your girlfriend. 10 . Play with her hair. 11 . Pick her up, tickle her, and play-wrestle with her. 12 . Sit in the park and just talk to her. 13 . Tell her funny jokes, tell her stupid jokes, or just tell her jokes. 14 . Let her fall asleep in your arms. 15 . If she's mad at you, kiss her. 16 . Give her piggyback rides. 17 . Bring her flowers 18 . Treat her the same around your friends as you do when your alone. 19 . Look her in the eyes and smile. 20 . Let h
Final Fantasy X - Yuna's Wedding Part 1
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A Simple Fun Question
if i was tied to your bed ladies what would you do to me?
Secret I reached into the sky Searching for what was once mine. I realize the loss And cringe from the pain. But realize that tomorrow It will all be the same. I need you now To be there for me. I don't want to be left Down on my knees. Even if you lie, And you do it so sweetly, I'll know that I was loved. I needed someone, And you were there. I looked into a face It was your's. I shall remember this As I weep unop your grave For I'll know, I always knew, The secret that Drove you to death, The secret of my love.
Pimp Me Out
Who wants to pimp me out and try helping me level up?
Happy New Year Everyone
So its just going to be more of the same or will life get better for you? Well I'll let you answer next new years eve LOL. As for me, well I will just see what the future throws at me and handle it as and when. I'm not complaining at the moment, so more of the same would be a bonus. I just wish friends wouldn't introduce me to certain games and get me hooked, stopping me working on certain things. Yeah like I need an excuse, anyone starts talking to me and thats it, I am off working on the project and talking :) One project is to use a web server to allow my psp to show some info that can be displyed via the built in browser. It may not be a full featured browser but at least it will save me going to another room to check some simple info. Yeah i'm a lazy bugger, but if it allows me to check something wuicker and easier then why not use it.
A Thought About Love...
Love is like a rose. To enjoy the true beauty of a rose you have tohold it, feel it, smell it. But you will never know that if you are afraid of the thorns. Love is the same way. If you are afraid to open up enough to be hurt, you will never know what it is like to be truly loved.
What The Heck Is K.o.t.???
I have been asked by several of my friends and fans as to what the designation K.O.T. represents. As such, I thought it was as good as time as any to explain… --Lord---Sinful----Lord Vampire Lestat-- Gothic Freak--Founder Of K.O.T. Kids Off Tap---@ CherryTAP states that: “K.O.T. IS A NEW GROUP (NOT FAMILY) WE ARE TRYING TO FORM TO KEEP KIDS OFF TAP. SINCE THIS IS AN ADULT SITE. SO WE ARE NEEDING EVERYONES HELP TO KEEP AN EYE OUT AT THE DOOR (AS THEY BECOME NEW MEMBERS) AS WELL AS ALL OVER THE SITE.” He lists the members of this watchgroup, so far in his latest blog posting entitled, Updated Member List Just A Few Added. I am one of those members in that list. If you are also interested in becoming a member of this watch group, please contact “Lord Vampire” by clicking on his picture above. Insofar as I am concerned, we cannot be proactive enough to keep this community safe! I certainly appreciate "Lord Vampire's" proactive approach. Kat
To Whom It May Concern
What new beginnings will 2007 bring? What new desires shall be revealed? I feel as though I am walking amongst a field of glass. Barefooted, I tread softly, unable to avoid the inevitable. Each cut deeper than the last. Each cut a reminder of the last. I see my life spill forth. Bright burgandy amongst a sea of glare. What does it reflect? I find myself trapped and searching for answers. I am a virgin to all these sensations. On one hand, I find myself the slut. Giving myself completely to another. Allowing myself to let go and just succumb. To exist for another. To hurt for another. To bleed for another. To fuck for another. Push me into the darkest corner and I’d still come running back to you. Push me to the edge of death, only to bring me back to your sweetness. I am yours. Make me feel like I am such a good slut and when I am not, I will endure what ever punishment you inflict on me. Because I can, for you. I am your slut. Willing to obey you. To please you. Discard me and
My Hubby
soulslayer@ CherryTAP He is a gentleman and a flirt. Never lost touch with his inner child and yet strong and commanding. I can tell him anything and he will normally listen or pretend pretty well. Lol I love him completely, heart, soul, mind,body. Also trying to get him promoted. Yep I am shameless.
Bury Yesterday
BURY YESTERDAY I do believe and always will… That we should put away… The fears and tears that came to pass… When it was yesterday. I am convinced beyond a doubt… That once a grief is done… We’re better off forgetting it… To view a brighter sun. Of course at times we do regret… What happened in the past… But memory just serves to make… The pain and torment last. The only thing for us to do… Is profit from mistakes… By doing this we live and learn… To detour mental breaks. For those who dwell on things gone by… Are on a bumpy track… If only they would realize… The past cannot come back. The present looms before us… We face its grueling test… So we should bury yesterdays… Because it’s for the best. By Ben Burroughs
3 Minute Management Course
3 minute management course Lesson One! An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing?" The eagle answered: "Sure, why not" So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it. Management Lesson: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up. Lesson Two: A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy." "Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull." They're packed with nutrients." The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day he reached the second branch and, finally, after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree. He was promptly spotted by
What exactly is a Promise? To me, a promise is something that one individual says, and then later does, like that individual said he/she would do. To me, promises are meant to be kept, to keep from hurting the one you promised that you would do something. Promises are not meant to be broken, unless you are purposely trying to hurt someone, physically or mentally. Why do people make Promises? I make promises to give my word reliability. When i make a promise, I tend to keep that pormise, to the best of my ability. I know what it is like to be promised something, and have that hope/dream ripped from your heart. I know that feeling. So when I make a promise, I keep my promises to make sure that I dont rip away anyones hope/dream from that individual. Why are Promises broken? My personal opinion. I think people make promises, not to maintain them, is a liar. I think, anyone that makes a promise to someone, and breaks that promise, only does it to watch, the promised individu
51 Days
A group of blondes walked into a bar chanting "51 days! 51 days!" They ordered a bottle of champagne and sat at a big table. Later more blondes came in and they joined in chanting "51 days! 51 days!" The bartender asked: "Why are you chanting 51 days?" They said, "Well, the ten of us put this puzzle together and the box says 2-4 years, but we managed to do it in 51 days!"
Ooo Sooo Bored!
im bored, no one wants to really have a i am now forced to sit here and write yet another blog!!!! tell me if you think this is funny, cuz i sat here for like 10 minutes laughing my ass off! here i am browsing the new members, saying hi, welcoming them..u know the whole nine...and i come across a pic of a guy standing there in a tight ass pair of i am of course compelled to drop in and have me a looksee! well the first thing that popped in my mind was this, and i actually put this on his pic..."good golly miss molly, i think a cat crawled up your need to let him out"! now i was busting a gut and even called my best friend and told her about it....she laughed said i was stupid and what not. well im sitting here and thought that i would write the guy a lil something something and tell him that i hope i didnt offend him with that comment..i dont believe that it was a "real" pic anyhow! what black man wears skin tight jeans and no underwear????
Part 22
Thomas instructs “we’re going to do something new,” we all listen intently. He hands me some small index cards. “Toby writes a number 1-100 and you three guesses. Who ever are closest gets to take a bit. After all three of you have had a taste, Shannon will draw a number from the hat and that’s the first piece to be sliced off.” I write a number on the card and place on the table. Dave picks 50, Jared picks 69 and Mike picks 30. Before turning it over I ask Shannon, “Whom do you want to win?” “Mike,” her reply is bashful. I turn the card over and 2 appear. I look down and she is already spread-eagle the willing and Mike is approaching with his eyes fixed on his target. Shannon is up on her elbows watching him make his move. When he gets even with her knees she spreads wider. It becomes hard to see his face as he strives up her thighs, I with everyone else watch intensely. The ripples of heat off his skin and low, moist breathing caress her inner thighs. But she let
Beware Of Goat
This Is Called The "cutie Game"
Body: This is called the "CUTIE GAME" Repost this, see how many MESSAGES people give you... If you don't respost this, you will have bad luck for 18 years!! So repost, it's fun! [] I want your number [] Pretty/Cute [] Hottie [] Sexy [] Gorgeous [] Handsome [] I'd take you home in a second [] I'd make out with you right now [] No, I dont like you like that [] I love you [] Wanna hook up? Dear _________, I ____ you. You have a nice ______. You make me _______. You should _______. Someday I will ______. You + me = ________. If I saw you now I'd __________. I want to ________ you. I would build a _______ just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be _________. We could __________ under the stars. Love, _______________ (P.S. ______________.) Would you kiss me? [] Hell Yea [] Yes [] No [] Maybe [] already did Am I attractive? [] Heck no [] hot as Hell [] Fine [] Cute [] Okay I think ur pretty [] Sexy [] Ugly! Name one thing you would like to
~~ Sexy Lady Update~~
~~ Sexy Lady On CT Contest will start tonite at 10:00 p.m. til 1/8 at 10:00 p.m. These are the ladys i got for the contest so far..... Still got openings in the contest just send me a link in my messages to add you to my contest. Thanks ~ Maria ~
C'mon Everyone :)
Tech - Support
This ought to make you feel better about your computer skills! If you skip any, you have to read the last one! Unbelievable, but supposedly all true!!!! ================================= Tech support: What kind of computer do you have? Female customer: A white one... =============== Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can't get my diskette out. Tech support: Have you tried pushing the Button? Customer: Yes, sure, it's really stuck. Tech support: That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note. Customer: No, wait a minute... I hadn't inserted it yet... it's still on my desk... sorry.... =============== Tech support: Click on the 'my computer' icon on to the left of the screen. Customer: Your left or my left? =============== Tech support: Good day. How may I help you? Male customer: Hello... I can't print. Tech support: Would you click on "start" for me and... Customer: Listen pal; don't start getting technical on me! I 'm not Bill Gates.
Saxx,my Son,and Me Please
Petals Of A White Rose
Petals Of The White Rose Dreaming by the morning moon protected in a tight cocoon so pale in the gloom Petals of the white rose Stretching at the sun light smiles reflecting on its dew drop tiles a glow that's seen for miles The waking of the white rose Delicate as the summer breeze pearly white of royal genes a queen within the garden green the blooming of the white rose Soft as love you give it when hearts should touch a frail friend before the gift of life might end The message of the white rose As we cry these tender woes and say goodbye to them we know they'll fly wherever spirits go On petals of a soft white rose
Go Denver!!
Having A Contest
This Is The Year
This is the year of forgiveness. And the primary person you are to forgive is yourself. This is the year of celebrating small victories. Every little thing that you achieve, every step you take in the right direction is to be celebrated and respected. This is the year of little steps that add up to a giant leap. This is the year of little victories that add up to a magnificent battle won. This is the year of little achievements that add up to a lifting yourself up an entire level. This is the year that you save small amounts slowly and steadily, rather than wasting your money on someone's get-rich-quick scheme. This is the year that you put yourself on a good solid exercise and eating plan, rather than wasting your energy and money on someone's program for quick weight loss. This is the year that you look at your little habits and ways of being and restructure your life from that level first, knowing that when you change your thinking patterns at this level, so tha
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Hey Serena Here
Hey im Rubys new gf Serena. We got new pics in Me and Serena section. check me out. As u may know, yes, I have my own website. Ttyl. Serena.
My Friend ......
nikki, becky, spellfire, jaz, cookie, baby animal, and the others that we use to talk, im bored, lets talk sometime.
Subliminal tidings of high-risk brain patterns Gyrating grey matter Peaking needle breaks Is it my turn again? I forget the stakes Could I raise the pot to three infected vertebrate? The eye of a crocodile, tear or smile Be quiet, I’m listening to the crumble Purple flashes crackle I see spots and they sparkle Hold on while I marvel, Mars is glowing Pick up my clothes in embarrassment I’m hard and cold I think something is showing Growing Maybe the ones who use their brains are the real cattle Self-slaughtering lemmings There seems to be a strain in the change of the street lights The sheets are tight even though the bedding is slight Of hand Fingers missing, burning embers singing What am I sitting in? Would you believe that I’m a pacifist? I despise violence But even more then violence Is self imposed silence Enjoy a good seething riot Spitting on my chin I win At fucking sinning Fuck myself like a jackhammer I illuminate with static Shimmering betwee
What I Have Learned
I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is be someone who can be loved. The rest is up to them. I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people just don't care back. I've learned that it takes years to build up trust, and only seconds to destroy it. I've learned that it's not what you have in your life, but who you have in your life that counts. I've learned that you can get by on charm for about 15 minutes. After that, you'd better know something. I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to the best others can do, but to the best you can do. I've learned that it's not what happens to people that's important. It's what they do about it. I've learned that no matter how thin you slice it, there are always two sides. I've learned that it's taking me a long time to become the person I want to be. I've learned that it's a lot easier to react than it is to think. I've learned that you should always leave loved ones with loving words. It
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What Ultimate Beauty Are You
Which Ultimate Beautiful Woman are You? You are a true nature girl!Take this quiz! Quizilla | Join | Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab Code
Both Sides Now
Watching the movie - City of Ghosts - this morning with Matt Dillon, James Caan, Natascha McElhone, Gerard Depardieu and Stellan Skarsgard. Very good movie. An interesting aspect at what happens when the foreign funds of American companies (in this instance, an insurance company) runs dry. However, what was the most surprising part was at the end, when they were rolling the credits, to hear the song by Joni Mitchell - Both Sides Now - to be sung in Vietamese, Thai, or Cambodian. Very interesting.... It holds a dual meaning to the movie with its words... Watched the credits all the way through. They didn't say what language it was sung in.... Just a thought.... Kat
Walls I Create
Walls I create Been hurt, been loved Given in, given up Waited in vain, been pushed been shoved Bending and holding Breaking and folding Created these walls that I've been molding Block by block stack them high Never let them see me cry Faces for every changing emotion Build them wider than any ocean Dark and cold hearts grow old Black and gray shades I've sold Keep me building all these walls Hurt and pain is all I saw Left it behind, to make a new start Covered up love, lies in my heart Show a change to stop this building All these walls I keep.... Keep.... Creating! Jenni
Where Are You????????????
I have 35 years of life experience under my belt. I am a pretty friendly guy. I'm just your simple, average, down to earth man. I can be very vocal at time, but only when needed. I was born in IL. on Feb. 5 1971. I currently live in New London, Wiscosin.
Still On Here
yeap.... I'm still on here..... I don't know how to work this site very well, but I'll figure it out eventually. I know how to check my messages, and a few other things but thats it... I would love to learn more about this site.. and apparently I'm like 8 points away from being a cherry from a new cherry. so maybe I'll go like rate a photo or something. Hit me up if ya wanna chat or something.. trust me I don't bite..... kinda
Dating Style
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I'm Back!!
I start classes Friday, yes, Friday, So I am back in my dorm, with wonderous internet yes, more updates and more pictures from me!! Things are still pretty shitty for me right now, but I have this feeling that things are going to be...better. I can hope *crosses fingers* Everyone cross your fingers for me! Love you all!!
My Best Friend
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Impeach The Bastards
IMPEACH THE BASTARDS Please Rate This Blog CLICK on The Above Picture To See What Is Good For You CLICK HERE To Check Us Out Today " With The Emphasis On Bastards
Reborn from Another's Blood All I knew was sadness- Angry emotions and some fears- There was no more laughter in my heart- Only heartache through my tears- I was headed for destruction- In my wreckless misery- And then my blessed Jesus- Opened my eyes, so I could see- I looked up to the heavens- As I fell down to my knees- "I can't live this way dear Jesus."- "Will you help me please?"- He answered, "My sweet child,- I've been waiting here for you,- To pray for ME to take your pain."- "That's all you need to do."- I then prayed "Please for give me,- For all the damage I have caused,- But, sometimes I am frightened- I feel so alone and so lost."- He said, "Yes, I forgive you- And I will take away your grief."- I started feeling joy again- And undescribable relief.- My strength is coming back to me- And my laughter has returned.- My faith is even stronger now.- There is so much I have learned.- My God is always waiting- Right outside my d
In Hospital
I Love Suckin Dick!!
I check my reflection quickly in the long window by your door and knock loudly 4 times. I see you peek out the little window and smile as you see me. As I hear you turn your dead bolt I adjust my shirt and bra, pushing my tits up further. As you open the door I run my hands down my stomach and around and down my ass over my tight jeans, just making sure there’s nothing on them. I smile as I step through the door. I instantly pull your lips down to mine and kiss you hard, running my tongue over your bottom lip and dragging you over to your couch. You’re not sure what to do with your hands for about 5 seconds and attach them to my ass, rubbing them up and down on it firmly. I moan and push you to sit back on the couch. I slowly fall down to my knees in front of you. Looking you in the eyes, I lean forward, lifting your shirt, and drag my warm, wet tongue from the waistband of your jeans up to your left nipple. You lightly put your hands on top of my head; I take the hint as you
America Sweetheart Movie Time @ Devine Txrose's Place
Tonight's Venue - "America's Sweethearts" Starring Julia Roberts, Billy Crystal, Catherine Zeta-Jones, and John Cusack Basic Synopsis - Hollywood's hottest couple just split up. It'll take more than special effects to reunite them. Starting Time - 0:0:30 (better hurry) Snacks - Kettle Popcorn Lean Cuisine Ham and Cheese Pockets Soda of your choice Activities - Continue reduction of DVD cases (moving DVDs to sleeves for space optimization on the shelf) Wanna join in???? Hee hee.... ;)
5 Jan 07 - Friday
5 Jan 07 - Friday 1779 Zebulon Montgomery Pike explorer (Pike's Peak) 1855 King Camp Gillette inventor (safety razor) 19-- Kelly Nickels rock bassist (LA Guns-It's Over Now) 1923 Robert L Bernstein New York City NY, publisher (Random House) 1923 Sam Phillips musician/record company founder (Sun) 1931 Robert Duvall San Diego CA, actor (Great Santini, Taxi Driver) 1949 Chris Stein Brooklyn NY, rock guitarist (Blondie-Heart of Glass, Call Me) 1954 Bryan Hitt rocker (REO Speedwagon-Keep on Loving You) 1969 Marilyn Manson singer/musician 1899 Start of Sherlock Holmes adventure-Charles Augustus Milverton (BG) 1919 National Socialist Party (Nazi) forms as German Farmers Party 1933 Calvin Coolidge 30th President (1923-29), dies in Northampton MA at 60 1943 George Washington Carver famous American agricultural scientist dies at 81 1949 President Harry S Truman labels his administration the "Fair Deal" 1956 Elvis Presley records "Heartbreak Hotel" 1959 "Bozo the Clown" live
Vote For Me Please
I do not advertise many contest lol, never really won any, but hell this is for new outfits so i would like to win to show them off for you. Would you please go by and click the 10 and thats all thank you so much I will do any favor that you need to kisses
This Sucks
I just found out today my company is going to iraq this year sometime after being home 4 months from afghanistan, and now gotta go back that sucks ass.
Hey Everyone!..My Lil Sis (real sis) Has Been On CT For Awhile Now..She's Been Gettin Pretty Bored Lately...Shes A Super Cool Girl..Shes Just Like Me With The Same Sick Sense Of Humour!...Plz Take A Sec To Go Leave Her A Few Photo Comments...Fan Her/Rate Her...Whatever You Like..She Will Return The Fav!! Just Tell Her That I Sent You. Thanks Lovlies x0x0x -Ash oxNicolexo@ CherryTAP
What My Middle Name Means
Write in your middle name and next to each letter write what it means according to the alphebet!!!! C: Silly H: good personality, looks, and a great kisser R: Fucking Crazy I: Great in bed S: Easy to fall in love with T: Loyal to those who I love I: Great in bed A: Like to drink N: Like to drink lol, that sounds about right ;) A : you like to drink. B : You like people. C : You are really silly. D : one in a million. E : loves to be kissed. F : You are dead sexy. G : You never let people tell you what to do. H : You have a very good personality,looks and a very good kisser. I : Great in bed. J : People Adore you K : You're wild and crazy. L : Unbelievably great in bed. M : best kisser ever. N: You like to drink. O: awesome kisser. P : You are popular with all types of people. Q : You are a hypocrite. R : Fuckin crazy. S : Easy to fall in love with. T : You're loyal to those you love. U : You really like to chill. V : You are not judgemental. W
Ur Smurf Name Is......
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Loved One
You often enter my mind, Maybe a little more then you should. Even when I try to clear my head, My heart brings me back to what's so good. My love for you grows more and more, Each and every single day, You are the reason I smile and sing, You lift my soul in every way. I thank God you're in my life, I hope I always feel this way. For the love of our hearts, The loves of our lives, Should never fade away.
Hear Me My Love
I've known you for a while now... You've been a friend from the start. I wish I had the courage to tell you that... You've changed the beating of my heart. It no longer beats to keep me alive... It beats with longing and desire to be here by your side. Although you may never hear what's locked within my heart... Maybe writing what I feel in this poem is a good place to start. If I should ever find the strength... To reveal to you what I feel. I hope that you will realize that I love you... And I always will.
estimated time of death 3 days and counting
It's A Madagascar Morning Movie Time @ Devine Txrose's
Today's Venue - "Madagascar" (includes "The Penguins in A Christmas Caper") Starring Ben Stiller, Chris Rock, David Schwimmer, Jada Pinkett Smith, Sacha Baron Cohen, et al. Basic Synopsis - When four pampered animals from New York's Central Park Zoo accidently find themselves shipwrecked on the exotic island of Madagascar, they discover it really IS a jungle out there! Starting Time - 0:0:30 (better hurry) Snacks - Cottage Cheese Activities - More organization to my desk and a few cleaning around the home items. :) I so enjoy these animation movies, don't you????
Feel like voting in a contest. I never really pimp myself out, but for this one time I suppose I might see if I can get some help... If ya get free time and are bored, will ya vote for me and Brianna Ray on the best BJ pic But please only vote for us if you really think we have the best one...dont' just vote b/c I asked you too. THank you so much! XOXO, Aimeelynn
Daughter In Law
DJ@ CherryTAP
~~~one Love~~~
Visit www.hostdrjack.comHost Your Images & Videos FREE CLICK HERE! One Love by BlueWolf 1/07 © One love to last forever, One dream to have to share One special person close to you To make each day so rare. One love to stand beside you One face to make you smile One voice to say "I love you" And make your life worthwhile. One love to warm and comfort you One heart that's always true One touch to hold the magic That only shines for you...............
Boiling Eggs....
She is in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast. He walks in. She turns and says, "You've got to make love to me this very moment." His eyes light up and he thinks, this is my lucky day. Not wanting to lose the moment, he embraces her and then gives it his all on the kitchen table. Afterwards she says, "Thanks," and returns to the stove. More than a little puzzled, he asks, "What was that all about?" She explains, "The egg timer's broken."
I Shed A Tear - Poem For Memorial Day
I Shed A Tear by DeezNutz I shed a tear for you today, As my only way to say, Thank you, for all you’ve done. I shed a tear for your mom today, As my only way to say, I’m sorry, she lost her son. I shed a tear for your dad today, As my only way to say, I know how proud he must be. I shed a tear for you today, As my only way to say, I can’t believe you died for me. For people you’ve never seen before, You gladly packed up and went to war. So “Thank You” I say, As I shed a tear for you today.
I Know What I Am Going To Do.......
I know what I am going to do..... I will seek you and find you. I will take you to bed and have my way with you. I will make you ache, shake and sweat until you moan and groan. I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop. I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I am finished with you. And when I am finished, you will be weak for days. Always, The FLU Now, quit thinking about sex, and go get your flu shot!!! Gotcha! LOL
What Color Should Your Blog Or Journal Be?
Your Blog Should Be Yellow You're a cheerful, upbeat blogger who tends to make everyone laugh. You are a great storyteller, and the first to post the latest funny link. You're also friendly and welcoming to everyone who comments on your blog. What Color Should Your Blog or Journal Be?
What Are The Keys To Your Heart?
The Keys to Your Heart You are attracted to good manners and elegance. In love, you feel the most alive when things are straight-forward, and you're told that you're loved. You'd like to your lover to think you are loyal and faithful... that you'll never change. You would be forced to break up with someone who was emotional, moody, and difficult to please. Your ideal relationship is lasting. You want a relationship that looks to the future... one you can grow with. Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment. You think of marriage as something precious. You'll treasure marriage and treat it as sacred. In this moment, you think of love as something you thirst for. You'll do anything for love, but you won't fall for it easily. What Are The Keys To Your Heart?
Messed Up
Ok.........One of my pics has been flagged as NSFW and im fine with that...well kinda. It was a clipart....a fricking clipart! This I dont understand why can girls have their boobs hanging out in their default pic??And thats all fine and dandy. Seriously I dont care...if u got it flaunt it,but it really isnt fair. Who r the ppl going around flaggin shit anyways???NSFW.....psh go do ur work n stop lookin at pics. Whatever thats all i have to say. *°Boo°*
Good grief, I just noticed that all my gifts are liquor...What are you people trying to say? I'm not an alcoholic...hahahahaha, but pretty damn close. Hahahahahaha. I have an ice cream sunday!!! YAY!
Details On My Navy Career
Well I did it I am now going to Navy Bootcamp in chicago IL I will go next month on the 12th my job will be aviation boastmans mate fueler basically I pump fuel into navy jets I know there is more to it but This will be my first job while in the navy I will get a new job in two years time but in the mean time I will slowly work on my college and get my AA degree so please if you have any questions or comments feel free to post them here or email them to me well that's it see ya !!! --mp
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You Know How People Say Life Is Great
life is just worry place on earth life is just some thing that comes when you live a earth with people you don't even know and if they only know what life is aLL about but hey life is only one time thing well life is something that happens along with time life is short and it is all you got to live for right now some people think life is something thT IS JUST LIFE WELL LIFE IS ONLY LIFE IT'S SOMETHING YOU HAVE TO LIVE WITH EVERY DAY OF YOUR LIFE WELL AS YOU MUST KNOW I HATE MY LIFE AND I REALLY DON'T CARE ABOUT IT OR HOW IT TURNS OUT BUT HEY LIFE TO ME JUST KICK ME IN THE BUTT
Pisces~blue Eyes
Once you have opened this bulletin, there's no turning back. Repost this in a new bulletin with your zodiac sign and eye color VIRGO: Dominant in relationships. Sexy. Someone loves them right now. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Hard to forget. Love at first sight wit u babe. Everything u ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. Ultimate sexiness. SCORPIO: Can be mean. EXTREMELY sexy. Intelligent. Energetic. Predict future. Most erotic. (Freak in bed.) (GREAT kisser.) Always get what they want. Sexy. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. The sexiest ever.... Romantic. Caring. LIBRA: Very pretty or handsome. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Great salespersons...can talk their way into or out of anything and sell you anything. Smoothe talkers. Their love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique sexiness. Most caring person you will ever meet! Can be amaz
Civil War: War Crimes(marvel Comics)
My most recently published work (released December 21 '06 this is a one shot which ties in with Marvel Comics big muti-part multi-title crossover Civil War. It focuses on the Marvel Universe' top organised crime boss, & I find myself re-united with the writer Frank Tieri & inker extrordinair Tom Palmer, both of whom I worked with on the mini-series Underworld earlier this year, & are stella guys of the first order. For obvious reasons I don't want to give too much away (you might not go out & buy it if you know how it ends),so check it out to see how even when he is locked up in jail, The Kingpin (Wilson Fisk to his friends..although he doesn't have too many of those) can control the lives of not only his fellow prisoners but the forces of the government (including S.H.I.E.L.D.) on the outside. Here's an interview I did with the BBC to promote the release, plus some artwork to whet your appetite...
Tell Me What You Think
I've Got A Life
I've Got a Life - Eurythmics I've got a life though it refuses to shine I've got a life it ain't over I've got a way it's the only thing that's mine all I'm asking for is tenderness a little tenderness ooo it's a cruel place you never asked to be here nobody cares and no one's gonna help you now it's dog eat dog the human race the only thing they'll do is hate you such a crime to be unkind turn your cheek pretend you're blind I've got a life though it refuses to shine I've got a life it ain't over it ain't over I've got a way it's the only thing that's mine all i'm asking for is tenderness tenderness I've got a life though it refuses to shine I've got a life it ain't over it ain't over I've got a way it's the only thing that's mine all i'm asking for is tenderness be strong now baby gotta be strong now baby gotta be strong!
My Love For My Kids
every once in a while life throws many things that we cannot see in our paths. We may struggle with the obstacles, but those obstacles are so worth climbing over or conquering. My children, are my life, they mean everything to me, they give me joy when life seems so dark and you think there is no light shinning to show you your way. I am not sure why people use kids as a tool in their lives to hurt either their partners, or other family members. I am so fortunate that my children understand that no matter what life throws at us, we will always have each other, even if it is miles apart. They are my best friends as well as my children. Soon very soon, we will all be as one again. I miss them with my soul. I cry rivers of tears with the agony of not being able to hold them, to watch them laugh or come to me and say mum i busted myself again and I am bleeding. To be able to put a band aid on it and kiss the boo boo better, to say hey your tough its just a scratch, to hear t
This Kiss
This Kiss by Martini we stood in the doorway his hands on my waist the clock tickling loudly almost in haste he moved in closer his eyes locked in mine I long for his kiss For just a moment in time his lips meet mine and I feel the sensation no longer must I wait to give into the sweet temptation my knees go weak my palms become sweaty I go back to that place I have been so many times already the world disappears all that's left is him and I and as we pull away I feel as though I could fly
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I Feared
I feared being alone... until I learned to like myself. I feared failure... until I realized that I only fail when I don't try. I feared success... until I realized that I had to try in order to be happy with myself. I feared peoples opinions... until I learned that people would have opinions about me anyway. I feared rejection... until I learned to have faith in myself. I feared pain... until I learned that it's necessary for growth. I feared the truth... until I saw the ugliness in lies. I feared life... until I experienced its beauty. I feared death... until I realized that it's not an end but a beginning. I feared my destiny... until I realized that I had the power to change my life. I feared hate... until I realized it was nothing more than ignorance. I feared love... until it touched my heart making the darkness fade into endless sunny days. I feared ridicule... until I learned to laugh at myself. I feared growing old.
How To Crush Illegal Immigration: Crush Illegal Immigrants
HOW TO CRUSH ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION: CRUSH ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS - Scenario 1: It's the middle of the night. You're asleep in your bed, when suddenly you hear a window break somewhere downstairs. You get up, call 911, grab your gun and run down stairs to see what the fuck is going on. By the time you get to the living room, you flip the lightswitch, and coming in through your window is a man in a black ski mask, a black leather jacket and a baseball bat. He sees you, but he doesn't try to run; instead, he tries to speed up his entry. Not only would you be damn justified in shooting that fucker right in his face, but it would be immoral not to protect yourself, your family and your home from intruders. Scenario 2: It's late in the evening when suddenly you get a knock your door. You answer the door, and outside is a man. He apologizes and then tells you that his car went off the road, he's hurt and that he needs to use your phone to call for a tow and E.R. Even in a case like
Preparing To Plant Your Garden(s)
As you prepare the Earth to accept the seeds you are about to plant, it should be remembered that the act of plowing was a sacred at. It was a kind of sex magick between the farmer and the Earth Mother, in a time when men respected the Earth and the Goddess. As so whether you rake, Roto-till, or cut the furrows with a hoe or digging stick, when the soil Is prepared and before the seeds are planted, kneel down and spread your Hands out over the soil and invoke the Goddess with words such as: "O Great Earth Mother We, your adoring children invoke you Grant us O Gracious One That you will except the seed That we are about to plant in you That you may bring forth new life With which to nurture and sustain us. So Mote It Be!" From "The Wheel of the Year" By Pauline Campanelli
Thank You
I Would like to thank every one how layed CT love on me to date thanks again matt
Who Was Your Last...
W H O . W A S . T H E . L A S T . P E R S O N 1. You hung out with?: Jade 2. Rode in a car with? Dad 3. Went to the movies with? Jade 4. Went to the mall with? Jade 5. You talked on the phone to? Dad 6. Made you laugh?: Dustin 7. Last person you told and/or they told you they Loved you? my mum as she says it every night before she goes to bed W O U L D . Y O U . R A T H E R? 1. Pierce your nose or tounge? Nose 2. Be serious or be funny?: Funny 3. Drink whole or skim milk?: Skim 4. Die in a fire or get shot?: Get Shot 5. Spend time with your parents or enemies?: Parents A N S W E R . T R U T H F U L L Y. 1. Do you like anyone?: Yes 2. Sun or moon?: Moon 3. Winter or Fall?: Fall 4. left or right?: Right 5. 10 acquaintances or two best friends?: Two Best Friends 6. Sunny or rainy: Rainy A B O U T . Y O U. 1. What time is it?: 1.47am 2. First Name?: Anna 3. Where do you wanna live?: England 4. How many kids do you want?: 2 5. Do you wa
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Moments In Life
The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings, but shorter tempers, wider freeways, but narrower viewpoints. We spend more, but have less, buy more, but enjoy less. We have bigger houses and smaller families, more conveniences, but less time. We have more degrees, but less sense, more knowledge, but less judgment, more experts, yet more problems, more medicine, but less wellness. We drink too much, smoke too much, spend too recklessly, laugh too little, drive too fast, get too angry, stay up too late, get up too tired, read too little, watch TV too much, and pray too seldom. We have multiplied our possessions, but reduced our values. We talk too much, love too seldom, and hate too often. We've learned how to make a living, but not a life. We've added years to life not life to years. We've been all the way to the moon and back, but have trouble crossing the street to meet a new neighbor. We conquered outer space, but not inner space. We've done larger things, but n
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The Wiccan Rede
Bide within the Law you must, in perfect Love and perfect Trust. Live you must and let to live, fairly take and fairly give. For tread the Circle thrice about to keep unwelcome spirits out. To bind the spell well every time, let the spell be said in rhyme. Light of eye and soft of touch, speak you little, listen much. Honor the Old Ones in deed and name, let love and light be our guides again. Deosil go by the waxing moon, chanting out the joyful tune. Widdershins go when the moon doth wane, and the werewolf howls by the dread wolfsbane. When the Lady's moon is new, kiss the hand to Her times two. When the moon rides at Her peak then your heart's desire seek. Heed the North winds mighty gale, lock the door and trim the sail. When the Wind blows from the East, expect the new and set the feast. When the wind comes from the South, love will kiss you on the mouth. When the wind whispers from the West, all hearts will find peace and rest. Nine woods in t
When Boredome Takes Hold.
When boredom takes hold, And my room feels so cold, I turn to comedy to lighten my mood. It's the laughter that soothes. Who says I have to take myself seriously? When writing a poem I'm free To do what I please with my words. Fucked up rhyme scheme, Mispeled wurds. Let rhyme scheme choke And grammar fuck a knife. (Sorry to be so graphic) (She's not usually like this) Freedom of speech Soldiers fight and die for me So I can be free To do as I please So why not take advantage And abuse my privileges Like the rest of society?
Percy Bysshe Shelley
If winter comes, can spring be far behind? -- Percy Bysshe Shelley
Going To The Movies
So this past weekend I saw 3 flicks. I rented Snakes on a Plane. What a waste of time and money. It had to be one of the worst pieces of crap I ahve ever seen. Then I saw Children of Men at the theaters. What an amazing movie. The directing was out standing, the performances were great, and the overall movie was an experience. Go see it. Then I saw the Pursuit of Happyness which wasn't abd either. Will Smith gives a solid performance in the movie and it's a feel good kinda story. That's it for now more movie updates later perhaps!
If Your Going To The Bahamas
Everyone who plans a trip to The Bahamas should first contact the wonderful folks at the People-to-People program. Because of my interest and experience in ports of call and the naval ship yard, they arranged for me to meet a Bahamian with experience in the country's port. On the first day, I had a long conversation with the free port harbor master. He provided fascinating insights into the current dynamics of trade laws in The Bahamas. The next day, I we had dinner at a place where they feed the Bull Sharks in front of the customers. This man served for many years as the Harbor Master Meeting him, I felt as if I was speaking with the most important man on the Islands. Thanks in part to the People to People program, and also thanks to the overall friendliness and generosity of the Bahamian people, this ranks as one of my best vacations ever. Brent Pauley West Virginia
Will You Be Mine Always And Forever?
Something is always bothering me, yet I'm not all that sure what it is. Everyone is always asking me what's wrong. I answer, well, noting really. Of course, they don't believe me, and continue to ask what's wrong, so I make up something stupid, like I'm tired, It's like one minute I want to cry, the next I'm jumping for joy, but when I'm with you... We happen to glance at each other at the same moment. I forgot all that's bothering me, and all I can see is you smiling at me. You make me forget anything else exists... As I lie in bed, I think of all these things... How much I love to spend my time with you, or just think about you. Everything about you makes me happy, though sometimes we may fight. I hope you know how much I really care... at times I may not show it but all I can really say is that I love you, and I want you to tell me how you feel... do you feel like I do? just tell me that you love me, just like I love you.
Daily Devotional For 1-8-08
January 8 - Daily Feast Volume II Every day is a day of worship to the spiritual nature of the Tsi la gi. Born close to the basics, he sees "God in the clouds and hears Him in the wind", as Alexander Pope wrote. The innate greatness of it buoys him up and helps him walk in a whole new dimension. Reasons to understand come in the simplest of things - the ice crystals touching his face are just another form of the same moisture that forms dew and snowflakes, raindrops, and even steam when under pressure. It is no mystery that the Threefold Being can be together and yet separate. Simplicity - and yet, deep throbbing life that might not be seen with the naked eyes, but is sensed all the same. ~ I think the Great Spirit is looking at all that is said here, and for that reason I am talking the truth. ~ LITTLE RAVEN - ARAPAHO LEADER "A Cherokee Feast of Days, Volume II" by Joyce Sequichie Hifler ***** Elder's Meditation of the Day - January 8 "Native Americans ar
Even My Dreams Hurt
so many things go on throughout the day at night when i close my eyes they dont go away crying and screaming as i dream they see my tears and hear my cries but noone will shake me from my terrors running fast and moving slow with noone to help me and no place to go
Pay It Forward Movie Time @ Devine Tx Rose's
Today's Venue - "Pay It Forward" Starring Kevin Spacey, Helen Hunt, and Haley Joel Osment (from the 6th Sense movie) Basic Synopsis - Imagine doing a favor that helps another stranger, who asks for nothing in return but to pay it forward. Do you? What would you do? This movie is based on that concept. Starting Time - 0:0:30 (better hurry) Snacks - It is time for breakfast now. I am having some fruit with cottage cheese. How about you?? Activities - Continuing reorganization of my desk. If you are you coming over, you better hurry!!!
So Ya
well my birthday is in 2 days yippie i will be 19. so ya i dunno what im gonna do that day. i wanna go clubbing, get a tattoo maybe a piercing... ahhhhhhhh i dunno..well ttyl bye
The Pelosi Peril
House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, who seems to be calling the Democratic policy shots on Iraq, is threatening to abort President Bush's new plan for Iraq - to be announced tomorrow night - by cutting congressional funding. Bush reportedly plans to announce the dispatch of 20,000 added troops to Iraq, and to ask Congress for $100 billion in supplementary spending. But Pelosi says her party is unlikely to fund a new infusion of soldiers: "The burden is on the president to justify any additional resources for a mission." True enough. But how open is Pelosi's mind? Is history to repeat on the Democrats' watch? And how typical of the party to threaten to cut the legs out from under the U.S. military effort. It's what it did in Vietnam more than 30 years ago: * First, the Democratic-controlled Congress voted to end all U.S. military activities there by a set deadline. * Then it cut off all military funding to South Vietnam. Emboldened by these moves, North Vietnam invaded t
To All Who Read This
What would you do if you could alter reality? I have a long list of things i would do but i am curious what you would do. I will make a list in my next blog of the things i would do if i could alter reality but first i would like some input on the things you (the reader) would do.
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I Want A Guy Who...
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Wanted: A New Life
I have decided that as of today I am no longer happy with the life i was given. I blame the salesman, he said it would be mildly chaotic with a touch of ginger. I'm getting the chaos, yet no spicy aftertaste. So as of today I have decided to trade my life for someone elses. It's a mildly damaged life, not too many miles, but they were hard miles. THe engine runs, but is slow to start in the mornings, rockstar helps that. Come midday expect annoying aches and pain. Towards evening a general feeling of dread and uselessness will lull you to sleep. So if anyone wants a maudlin, depressive existence i am willing to trade cheap. Maybe something in a disenfrachised transient. Possibly a milk man. Anyways. blurg...
Ever Feel Like Youve Been Run Over By A Coal Truck ?
Yes I said Coal truck . those fek's are big .. and I feel as if one has totaly smashed into me .. woke this am a lil bewildered .. feeling a lil off .. not my usual self . then had that damn feeling come on .. Shit I knew it was coming . a seizure .. and sure enough that next hour didnt register with me .. mike came in to wake me and it was a full hour later .. so .. I made this not too much of a busy day . and am making an appt with my doctor to get my meds corrected ..Blah I hate those damn pills . but I guess Ive gotta get my ass back on them .. or I cant drive and OMG if I couldnt drive id go NUTS .. its my sanity .....So if you stop by and I dont happen to return your comments or seem all that with it . you all know why .. not looking for pitty here just dont want to seem rude to everyone .. oh on another note . got a call today .. from teh insurance adjuster . my lil car has been made a total loss .. makes me sad I actually liked that lil bugger .. and so did mike .. he's
True Friends Friendship is a wonderful thing, Full of that special friendship ring. If you can say that you have had one true friend, Then you have been blessed to no end. Friendships are like roller coaster rides, They have ups and downs just like the tides. So many things can go right or wrong, And yet a friendship can last really long. Some friendships last for your whole life, While others end with a stab of a knife. No matter which way a friendship ends, It's what you take out of it that depends. I have had many true friends through the years, They've come and gone with its share of tears. But I have been blessed to no end, Because I have had at least one true friend. I found this and thought i would let everyone see how i feel about my friends.. as in Christy and Robin.. those are just some of my friends on my list.. i cant name them all i could be her for days but anyways i just want to say thank you for being my friend that mean a lot to
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Is There Love??
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Spell To See Spirits
To See Spirits To see spirits, old European grimoires recommend mixing together aloe, pepper, musk, vervain, and saffron and burning this in a cemetery. We can adapt this for other locations (like those in which the spirit lived) by adding a bit of sweet grass or tobacco to a specially prepared incense. Create the incense on the anniversary of the death of the individual you wish to contact. This is then burned at 11 am, in the safety of a magic circle that also holds symbolic items to connect you to the entity. An incantation to encourage the spirit's presence is "Guardians of the Spirit realm, hear and guide my plea. When the witching hour rings true, bring my friend(lovedone, etc.) ________ to me. Other souls who hear my call are not welcome in this place. Only the one known as _____ may enter sacred space. "Repeat the request three times, twenty minutes apart, then wait quietly for indications of a presence. Signs include the scent of flowers or a favo
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Man's Not Too Far Off But I Couple Werent Included In My Book!
This is it. So it has been written, so it shall be....The CODE 1. Thou shall not rent the movie Chocolate. 2. Under no circumstances may 2 men share an umbrella. 3. Any man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his fellow partygoers. 4. When you are queried by a buddy's wife, girlfriend, mother, father, priest, shrink, dentist, accountant, or dog walker, you need not and should not provide any useful information whatsoever as to his whereabouts. You are permitted to deny his very existence. 5. Unless he murdered someone in your immediate family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours. 6. You may exaggerate any anecdote told in a bar by 50 percent without recrimination; beyond that, anyone within earshot is allowed to call BULLSHIT. (Exception: When trying to pick up a girl, the allowable exaggeration rate rises to 400 percent). 7. If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off-lim
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( Miltarily Inept Idiot ) Bush To Defy Army Chiefs In Iraq Push
Please Rate This Blog - Use The Box to your LEFT WHEN George Bush goes before the American people to outline his new strategy for Iraq, he will be doing something he has avoided since the invasion in March 2003: ordering his top military brass to take action they initially resisted and advised against. The President will lay out his plan about 1pm Sydney time. Mr Bush talks often of his disdain for micro-managing the war effort and second-guessing his commanders. "It's important to trust the judgement of the military when they're making military plans," Mr Bush said last month. "I'm a strict adherer to the command structure." But over the past two months, as the security situation in Iraq has deteriorated and US public support for the war has dropped, Mr Bush has pushed back against his top military advisers and the commanders in Iraq: he has fashioned a plan that adds about 20,000 troops to the 132,000 US service members already there. As Mr Bush plans it, the military
Old But Interesting
1. The Garden of Eden was in Iraq. 2. Mesopotamia, which is now Iraq, was the cradle of civilization! 3. Noah built the ark in Iraq. 4. The Tower of Babel was in Iraq. 5. Abraham was from Ur, which is in Southern Iraq! 6. Isaac's wife Rebekah is from Nahor, which is in Iraq! 7. Jacob met Rachel in Iraq. 8. Jonah preached in Nineveh - which is in Iraq. 9. Assyria, which is in Iraq, conquered the ten tribes of Israel. 10. Amos cried out in Iraq! 11. Babylon, which is in Iraq, destroyed Jerusalem. 12. Daniel was in the lion's den in Iraq! 13. The three Hebrew children were in the fire in Iraq (Jesus had been in Iraq also as the fourth person in the fiery furnace!) 14. Belshazzar, the King of Babylon saw the "writing on the wall" in Iraq. 15. Nebuchadnezzar, King of Babylon, carried the Jews captive into Iraq. 16. Ezekiel preached in Iraq. 17. The wise men were from Iraq. 18. Peter preached in Iraq. 19. The "Empire of Man" described in
Kink It Up
So you like it in reverse? Good for you. The problem is, she might be scared sh*tless of the idea. This makes your job extra hard: Not only do you have to remove all the old ideas, but you need to replace them with new, convincing ones. Your first port of call before embarking on an anal adventure is to know your bum business. This does not mean watching anal porn for tips on how to slam her. You need to have a clue what you are doing. Look up instructions on the net. How to introduce it: When you think you have a clue of how to do it properly, bring it up. A simple “Have you ever had anal sex and enjoyed it?” works. There are only two answers to this question. If the answer’s “yes,” ask if she would she like to do it again. If the answer’s “no,” ask if she would be brave enough to try it with you. Pull out your instructions and educate her. Every woman can enjoy anal sex if it’s done right. The orgasms are different, and can be quite intense. Pull out your instructions. S
Some People
Okay, I confess. I’ve been dithering for the better part of a week tying to think of something to say that will be sparkling and entertaining and interesting. No pressure there *g*. Some people tell me to write about what’s going on in my life. Hmm. It just isn’t glamorous to say that I’m......( no comment) Love and romance. Passion, and that three letter word, S.E.X. We love reading about it. We love talking about it. And we especially love writing about it. All of it! So give in to Temptation. Spend some time with your favorite Now and then, love needs a little magic to help it on its way. Sometimes passion weaves its own spells, to transform lives and make wonderfully impossible things happen
A Place To Be Heard And Read...
Our very own Bryant McGill@ CherryTAP has created his own forum for artists of all mediums to explore and reach out for positive feedback from others. You should really go and check it out sometime. I have posted some of the same blog postings that I have posted on here (and not received a tremendous amount of feedback on CT) and received quite a bit more positive feedback on Bryant's site. McGill Community: Renaissance Vision, Originality & Creativity Check it out and let them know that I sent ya! BTW, you will see many other CT bloggers on this forum as well. Have fun!! Blessings... Kat
Every Drop...
every drop... i gaze down upon an object of sheer beauty. i take my fingers and caress it lightly feeling it getting harder and longer against my touch. something about the way it grows amazes me that it can be so soft and spongy one minute long and hard as steel the next. i take it into my hands, kissing the head, licking it gently i rub it slowly across my lips, my face. inhaling the scent of him deeply into my nostrils the intoxication of him makes my head spin and my pussie throb. how can i explain the way it makes me feel when it begins to throb inside my hand, inside my mouth that feeling i get when it is first inserted inside of my hot wetness the moan that escapes my lips when it goes deep. the pulsation's, the penetration, the stroking that it produces in and out, deep, deeper inside me hitting spots that i never knew existed. heat rising.. head spinning.. pressure building.. then that moment when i can't breathe no longer knowing if i'm a
Fallen Star...broken Dreams
One of the brightest stars Fades into the abyss. Falling deeper still, Into loneliness and despair. She never made it To the top of the sky. Though her path was clear; She was thrown down. Down in the depths. Will she rise again? The need is great – The courage is lacking. A tiny speck of light Forever falling.
Etherus & Aphrodite (by Adickt Of Passion)
Etherus & Aphrodite Though he had hired on for the stable with a good recommendation from his mentor, Faisal still felt uncomfortable. It wasn't so much the animals...they were his friends. He had become friends with each one quickly, each equine trusting him easily. No, it was the way he was treated from the family. That is all except for Kat. She was a princess of course. Yet she did not act like the rest of the family. When they looked towards him, they looked through him...after all, he was but a mere serf. Faisal smiled inwardly when Kat looked at him. It was as if she saw him for the man that he was...he felt whole and sure of himself. She was a beauty, tall, with smooth creamy white skin. Her dark hair was such a contrast against her white skin. Her eyes were light brown, soft and tender. Each day, Kat would come down to the stable for a ride. She would be dressed in tight fitting leathers...not at all that of a princess. Often she would laugh and joke with the hired ha
How To Speak Southern...
Before heading south for a vacation, it may be a good idea to learn the language of our southern brothers and sisters. And we're here to help... Hah Tu Spek Suthun: BARD - verb. Past tense of the infinitive "to borrow." Usage: "My brother bard my pickup truck." JAWJUH - noun. A highly flammable state just north of Florida. Usage: "My brother from Jawjah bard my pickup truck." MUNTS - noun. A calendar division. Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck, and I taint herd from him in munts." ALL - noun. A petroleum-based lubricant. Usage: "I sure hope my brother from Jawjuh puts all in my pickup truck." FAR - noun. A conflagration. Usage: "If my brother from Jawjuh doesn't change the all in my pickup truck, that things gonna catch far." BAHS - noun. A supervisor. Usage: "If you don't stop reading these Southern words and git back to work, your bahs is gonna far you!" TAR - noun. A rubber wheel. Usage: "Gee, I hope that brother of mine from Jawjuh d
Politically Correct Statements
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1 She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a "BREASTED AMERICAN." 2. She is not "EASY" - She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE." 3. She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" - She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY." 4. She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a "PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION." 5 . She does not "NAG" you - She becomes "VERBALLY REPETITIVE." 6. She is not a "TWO-BIT HOOKER" - She is a "LOW COST PROVIDER." HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1. He does not have a "BEER GUT" - He has developed a "LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY." 2. He is not a "BAD DANCER" - He is "OVERLY CAUCASIAN." 3. He does not "GET LOST ALL THE TIME" - He "INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS." 4. He is not "BALDING" - He is in "FOLLICLE REGRESSION." 5. He does not act like a "TOTAL ASS" - He develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION." 6. It's not his "CRACK" you see hanging out of his pants
What Is Like To Fly Like A Bird?
What is it like to fly like a bird? Stretching out its wings, Ready for take off. Is it like an aeroplane? The way they soar off into the bright blue skies? What is like to fly like a bird? Feeling the warm wind rushing pass you. Will it lead you to different places? Roaming around the world. Feeling of freedom. What is it like to fly like a bird? From above, I wonder, Will it see the whole world? The way we can't see things? Would it be like an Angel looking down on others? I really wonder, What is it really like to fly like a bird? (C)copyright. Angel
It's fucking cold. That's all I have to say
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Every time I look at you, you make me wanna smile, Let me hug you and hold you in my arms for a while. I think you're so cute and I think you're so sweet, I love the way you act, I think that's pretty neat. Every time I'm around you, you make me burst with joy, I feel like a little kid with a brand new toy. Whenever I'm not with you I feel all alone, I feel so far away but I thank God for the telephone. When I hear your sweet voice answering on the other side, It makes me go crazy, it makes me lose my mind. My love for you is true and I hope you too feel this way, I love you with all of my heart, hey, that's all I gots to say. Girl, I want to thank you for coming into my life, I feel like I've known you forever, your favorite color is yellow and your favorite number is five. You totally changed my life and the way I think, You came to me and I fell in love with you in a blink. In a blink of an eye to be exact, I hope we never have to say good-bye, cause mija, I
Grandpa's Hands
Grandpa's Hands Grandpa, some ninety plus years, sat feebly on the patio bench. He didn’t move, just sat with his head down staring at his hands. When I sat down beside him he didn't acknowledge my presence, and the longer I sat, I wondered if he was OK. Finally, not really wanting to disturb him but wanting to check on him at the same time, I asked him if he was OK. He raised his head and looked at me and smiled. "Yes, I'm fine, thank you for asking," he said in a clear strong voice. "I didn't mean to disturb you, Grandpa, but you were just sitting here staring at your hands and I wanted to make sure you were OK," I explained to him. "Have you ever looked at your hands," he asked. "I mean really looked at your hands?" I slowly opened my hands and stared down at them. I turned them over, palms up and then palms down. N o, I guess I had never really looked at my hands as I tried to figure out the point he was making. Grandpa smiled and related this
Little Things, Another Day
I would put in a blast but I do not have a credit card/debit card to get the pay pal thing. Seems like you have to have a credit card for everything lately! I do not need it that bad if a credit card is necessary! Do not have a checking either. Just to easy to be stolen. This day is the usual day. Same as before. The landlord is having the windows re-done. Gets noisy from time to time when the painter is removing all of the old paint. He water blasted the bricks before Christmas and took about a quarter inch of mold off of them. House looks much better cleaned. Also had the roof and my back porch fixed. Looked like damage from previous storms. Trying to figure out this place. Landlord says no one has lived here since the step son and his mom lived here. Yet, some folks have come by looking for things they left here. Also, it looks as if alot of violence has taken place here. Wires to both door bells are cut. One to the kitchen phone jack is cut. Screens torn where the h
I hate the cold weather. It is so painful for me. My legs have been constantly aching for the past couple of days and it shows no signs of stopping. I feel like the cold is permeating through my bones. I'm ready for the weather to warm up again.
Last Day
Thoughts Of My Own...
06' was a crazy year for, getting shot, all the hospital stays, dealing with psycho women, watching my son grow so big! 2007 is going to be much better! well they say that what does not kill you makes you is true i am much stronger mentally than i was a year ago, i really know what i want for the first time in a long time. anyway i hope you all can share this year with me and make it the best ever!
Down 2k..bombers Needed
Are You A Good Girl Or Bad Girl...
You Are a Very Bad Girl You are 10% Good and 90% Bad As they say, good girls go to heaven and bad girls go everywhere! You make most bad girls look like angels - and have a hell of a time along the way. Are You a Good Girl or a Bad Girl?
You Know Your In Love When....
You know your in love when You know your in love when the hardest thing to say is good bye You know your in love when you think about him breaking your heart and all you can is cry You know your in love when you melt with his every smile You know your in love when he makes life all the more worth while You know your in love when all you do is think of him You know your in love when you always feel as if your hanging on a limb You know your in love when all you wonder is does he love me too You know your in love when they ask if you truely love him and the answer is I DO You know your in love when you want to share with him your hopes, dreams, and fears You know your in love when he leaves you always cry more tears You know your in love when you don't want to go to sleep because reality is better than a dream You know your in love when he does something sweet it's almost like on the television screen You know your in love when you read this poe
Invasion On My Heart
I hate the way I feel right now Hurt, distraught, to blame I hate the way I feel this time going more slowly insane Can't deal with what's in my head Sorrow, tears, shame Can't deal with what's is in my dreams The fear, the love, the pain I can't stop this time of hurt Does not want to go away I can't stop this jealousy i feel wondering if you would stay Why can't I be strong? To get my thoughts, my dreams, my pain as one Why can't I take it all and just make it done? I feel shut out from the world Like no one wants me around I feel shut off from people not a friend have i found Make it stop! Tearing my mind, body and soul apart Make it stop! Can't take the invasion on my heart. How can I do this another day, acting like everything is all right? How can I wake every morning and lay my head to rest every night? Things were looking positive for once content with the cycle of the sun Things were sitting right this time I guess I only get one
Feeling Better
There's been a stomach virus going around my area, don't know if it's hit the rest of the country. My kids had it last weekend, which meant is was just a matter of time before I got it. Felt like crap Wednesday, a little better on Thursday, had a relapse yesterday. Finally starting to feel better today. Holy crap, do I have a lot of housework to do!
Average Person
The average person falls asleep in seven minutes.
And I Have Decided...
that this hoodie i just bought is the comfiest one i own XD -random fact-
Flashy Pics
So I figure if my boyfriend never holds back and enjoys looking at so many other naked women I don't have to feel bad for posting revealing pictures. I'm sorry but every girl knows it is fun to take sexy pictures sometimes. So there's the new Flashy album in my I said just for some harmless fun.
Rants And Raves
Man why is life so shitty. I hate sitting inside on my day not able to do shit. I would rather be working then sittng at home wth nothing to do. Man I need to have a fucking drink. Liten to me a sound like such a fucken alcky. Man this shit just fucking sucks.
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~ Tattoo Contest Updates ~ Runs til 1/17 2p.m. 1st Place is...... with 1814 comments 2nd Place is...... with 539 comments 3rd Place is...... with 498 comments 4th Place is...... with 459 comment 5th Place is...... with 314 comments 6th Place is...... with 53 comments 7th Place is...... with 24 comments 8th Place is...... with 17 comments 9th Place is...... with 7 comments 10th Place is...... with 7 comments 11 th place...... with 3 comments Good Luck to everyone! maria
Perfect Dreem
As I lay In silent blood, the tears still trickle down my love, Far beyond my nightmares and dreams' where all Fantasys come true, Where i can slice my vine with a lil razer blade, And my heart beats like a stone, Where everything is cold, So i don't have to feel anymore pain, All i will have left will be me... I'll Leave behinde all the memories, To where you are forever unseen... That would be my perfect dreem By Grace Aka Me
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Words To Live By
Anger is a condtion in which the tongue works faster than the mind... You can't change the Past But you can ruin the Present by worrying over the future
Epic Of Gilgamesh Part Vii
He washed out his marred hair and cleaned up his equipment(?), shaking out his locks down over his back, throwing off his dirty clothes and putting on clean ones. He wrapped himself in regal garments and fastened the sash. When Gilgamesh placed his crown on his head, a princess Ishtar raised her eyes to the beauty of Gilgamesh. "Come along, Gilgamesh, be you my husband, to me grant your lusciousness.' Be you my husband, and I will be your wife. I will have harnessed for you a chariot of lapis lazuli and gold, with wheels of gold and 'horns' of electrum(?). It will he harnessed with great storming mountain mules! Come into our house, with the fragrance of cedar. And when you come into our house the doorpost(?) and throne dais(?)'will kiss your feet. Bowed down beneath you will be kings, lords, and princes. The Lullubu people' will bring you the produce of the mountains and countryside as tribute. Your she-goats will bear triplets, your ewes twins, your donkey under bur
A Females Prayer
Entry for January 12, 2007 FEMALE PRAYER: Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's gainfully employed, when I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?" I pray that this man will love me to no end, and always be my very best friend. Amen. MALE PRAYER: I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a boat. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.
Say It Right
Say It Right VideoSay It Right lyrics - Nelly Furtado lyricsNelly Furtado Music VideosMusic Video Codes by VideoCure Say It Right lyrics In the day In the night Say it right Say it all You either got it Or you don't You either stand or you fall When your will is broken When it slips from your hand When there's no time for joking There's a hole in the plan Oh you don't mean nothing at all to me No you don't mean nothing at all to me Do you got what it takes to set me free Oh you could mean everything to me I can't say that I'm not lost and at fault I can't say that I don't love the light and the dark I can't say that I don't know that I am alive And all of what I feel I could show You tonite you tonite From my hands I could give you Something that I made From my mouth I could sing you another brick that I laid From my body I could show you a place God knows You should know the space is holy Do you really want to go?
Climbing Out Of The Pit
Climbing Out of the Pit Life is falling away from me into a pit of depression. No control seemingly overwhelming odds struggling. Trying to fight my way out. All my efforts seem for not. Stopping, looking around. Cracks forming the ledge giving way under foot. I’ve been down here so long, my mind, heart, and soul. Stretched and torn in ways I’ve never known. Looking at my foot hold. The more I give up the faster it crumbles. Climbing up ever faster. Panic fear of the disaster ever near. The edge the light the out side world. My grip lost beginning to fall. No way out now. Wishing wanting the end fearful of the pits eternal grin. Stopped, stopped pulling on my shirt. A human hand. Hold on give me your hand. Fearful to reach out, to trust. Struggling to hold on reaching out. Light hits my hand wind blows. I can’t believe it I’m almost out. Crawling scratching struggling over the edge. I’m out! By James J
Rape - Don't Just Blame The Victim, Prosecute Her
Rape - Don't Just Blame The Victim, Prosecute HerShe screamed RAPE - so they raped her again!Via Kevin Hayden--who's known the victim all her life--this truly degrading holiday story about a 17-year-old girl went to police at the urging of her friends after she was allegedly gang-raped by three men, including her boyfriend. The men testified that the act was consensual. After reviewing all the information and statements, prosecutors decided they didn�t think they could prove a rape allegation, and so declined to prosecute the case.Instead, they later prosecuted the victim for filing a false police report. Their stories didn't match up, and of course they also didn't match up to the story she told, which was that they raped her. There were "inconsistencies" in the stories that she and each of the three alleged rapists told. Note that "The three men testified Thursday that the acts were consensual"--that is, they don't deny that they all three had sex with her-
You Do What They Want
When people do pics of flipping off the haters or the people that flame them or whatever.... you are giving them what they want!!!!!!!! If you just ignore them, it is far worst for them to not get any reaction. Their "HIGH" is when you re-act to what they are doing. If you don't care.... why even do pics?
Neighborhood Panhandler
The other night while I am on here, there was a knocking on the door. Bf said when he opened the door he saw the ugliest, nastiest, dirtiest woman he ever saw. She asked with no teeth and true Alabamian slang,"You got $3 so I can go to McDonald's to get a bite to eat?". Bf said no and shut the door!(Surprised he did not slam it!) His nephew knew who we were talking about said her name was TJ or something like that and lived right around the corner from us. Used to be 2 dollars she would ask for. This is my first experience with this. Someone actually coming to the door and knocking on it!! I heard her go next door (really thin wall between the two apts) and ask the same thing! If she were a man, I would say she had balls to go up to a house and do that!! For the locals here, you now have a general idea of where I live! The noise of earlier today is gone so I can now go take a shower. Takes forever for my hair to dry. Thought with it being shorter it would be qu
this is what I posted on my other page on myspace..... well, a couple of months ago I remember reading someone's blog & he mentioned that women fall into one of three catagories - Liars, Cheaters or Thieves.... & at the time, I know why he wrote what he wrote. But now that I think about it, how come guys don't see themselves falling into one of those catagories as well?? I don't really know about the Thieves...but the Liars & Cheaters. Some guys lie to the ones they are supposed to love, the ones being loyal to them, in order to cheat. It seems fun to them to go out & be w/ someone else, they don't see any wrong in doing so, it's a game to them. But they seem to forget that doing so hurts the one that they love & they don't realize it, or they do & just don't care. So, how can a guy say that women should fall under these catagories but not say that guys should do the same, you know, fall under the same catagories?? Does anyone have an answer? Cuz I would really like to know, I wanna
I Think I Have A Stalker....
What do you call it when someone repeatedly looks at your profile but NEVER rates anything, NEVER leaves a comment, NEVER does anything but show up on the list of profile viewers? I know who it is and I know why...but I don't have to like it, lol. But...whatever, I guess. If it makes her happy to check me out every now and then, I guess she can have fun with that. I have no desire to argue or fight or anything of that nature. Just had to get that off my chest. :)
I Walk Alone
I wish I could fall in love Once more I've been awfully lonely for an awfully long time It makes me so sad, inside, that there seems to be noone out there just for me.. Who gives me that.... that.... one and only feeling I yearn for it so much I could scream out so loud and long until all remaining life and soul is sucked from me I feel utterly alone.... Nothings changed
Deeper Than Skin
Deeper than skin... Can we go deep? Deeper than skin Sharing hidden desires Shall we begin? Can we go deep? Ignite the fire inside Letting go Giving in Inhibitions- push aside. Can we go deep? Unchaining our souls Releasing the passion Of dreams never told. Can we go deep? Get lost in the abyss Can we go there? With a sensual kiss Can we go deep? Deeper Than Skin No limitations Shall we begin?
About Libra!
Traditional Libra Traits Diplomaitic and urbane Romantic and charming Easygoing and sociable Idealistic and peaceable On the dark side.... Indecisive and changeable Gullible and easily infuenced Flirtatious and self-indulgent About Your Sign... Libra is the only inanimate sign of the zodiac, all the others representing either humans or animals. Many modern astrologers regard it as the most desirable of zodiacal types because it represents the zenith of the year, the high point of the seasons, when the harvest of all the hard work of the spring is reaped. There is a mellowness and sense of relaxation in the air as mankind enjoys the last of the summer sun and the fruits of his toil. Librans too are among the most civilized of the twelve zodiacal characters and are often good looking. They have elegance, charm and good taste, are naturally kind, very gentle, and lovers of beauty, harmony (both in music and social living) and the pleasures that these bring. They have good
Isn't It Crazy...
Isn't it crazy how a person really thinks they are over something or someone, time passes by, you get on with your life, they cross your mind less and less and then WHAM something happens or they pop back up and all the hurt and anger and tears come rushing back like it never went away, not to mention the love you once felt. You can't forgive them but you can't exactly give them completely up either. I do have some closure now, which is always a good thing to have!! Ya know I am almost positive I have lost my freaking mind. I need some serious fucking mental help.
Who in their right cod picking mind would have a damn crush on me? Name yourself, you bastard!..he he
So Ya.....
well things have been going great i guess... it kind of intriges me that i have a crush and it doesnt say.. grrrrrrr that will bug the fuck out of me.. being 19 i guess feels good but then its just a year older sooo ya... but ya.. thats all for now.
Pop-rock Parody
Well I'm jumpin through walls and kickin ceilings just because its something to do How bout you? I think sometimes I feel too much would you like me more if I was little less gay? I'm okay I'm ooookaaaaay Just cuz my therapist says so I'm ooookaaaaay Oprah says give yourself a hug each day I'm ooookaaaaay As long as I got my best friends Mick Jagger the monkeys and white snake! YEAH! I'm okay [Spoon solo] Just when I thought it couldn't worse Igotdrunk at your friend's party without you She said it was cool if I crashed on her couch then I threw up in her apartment complex pool. --- She's the one that thinks I'm hot she's the girl with twice the rack you've got and that's the end of this story cuz when I woke up the next morning~ I'm oooookaaaay cuz I woke up next to you I'm oooookaaay even though the last thing I remember I'm oooookaaay is wishing I was making out with your sister~ [whispers] Making out-with-your-sis-ter~ I'm oooook
Don't tell me you're fine F~ucked up I~rritable N~eurotic E~motional Careful when you say you are FINE.
Oldie But A Goodie
THIS IS A RANT THAT IS ABOUT A YEAR OLD Fuck this. Here it is the fuckin truth. Plain and simple. You are all fucked. Go ahead and be pissed off at me i don;t give a fuck anymore. The difference between me and you ppl is that i knwo ia m fuycked. You 'll have to erxcuse the typo' si am oin a fuckin rant now. Its time to tell the whoel truth and i don;t giuve a fuck who reads it. No, i dunno if i wanna take the chance because yo have too much shit with you. I cannot be the one the one who will save you, i will not be th eone who will save you. You need to face yoru shit and you need to do it now before it kills you. Do i care about you all. yes i do. if i did not i wouldn;t be writin this right now. And you, get off teh fuckin pot and stoip hiding from yourself. the only difference betwene our lifestyles is that i changed miune from what yours is. Stop fucking hiding. It will kill you. You think i dunno what its like to wanna take my own life, try again. I ahve been there, i have bee
This Is Fave Color Is Blue..
Your Blog Should Be Blue Your blog is a peaceful, calming force in the blogosphere. You tend to avoid conflict - you're more likely to share than rant. From your social causes to cute pet photos, your life is a (mostly) open book. What Color Should Your Blog or Journal Be?
A Poem Written For Me By Lord Tool
mesmorized by your beauty i feel powerless in your gaze ostracized, treated unfairly at night i dream of blood filled days because in this world no one has your back a lifetime of devotion all i feel is had what's the price of freedom what's the price of integrity should i suffer for your sins and live this life of agony because in this world a lifetime is devotion and all i feel is had a generation of apathy with folk heros from infamy empty lives now have direction just one bullet changed perception kicked and beaten for so long pushed around and told i'm wrong with you in my sights i'm free no longer fear but strength you see
If You've Never Fukcd A Fat Girl.....
IF YOU'VE NEVER FUCKED A BIG GIRL If you've never fucked a big girl I suggest you go out and try it Pussy so plump would have you out boycotting every diet Fuck slim fast, fuck Atkins As a matter of fact they've all got me laughing See because it's more than baby fat But I'll take it just like that Hips so wide you grab them and them mother fuckers grab you right back With every stroke you feel like you're in Cali Riding a killer wave And to have a big girl sit on your face Your either really strong, naďve or mother fucking brave And see this is where me and my crew will have to agree to disagree Because I know someone in here is bound to disagree with me But physically we weren't made to do every and anything This is not Barnum and Bailey And no my last name is not ring ling So let's skip the circus act and fuck the acrobatics Just insert and start blasting away like a semi automatic And no you will not hurt me These big bones will not break So go ahead and dow
Snoop Dogg & Ice Cube!!!
I just saw Snoop Dogg and Ice Cube, opening was Belly and Tha Dogg Pound(Dazz & Kurupt)!! It was an awsome show!! Snoop sang some old school tunes like Aint nothin but a G thang!!, Gangtsa party(R.I.P 2Pac, Gin & Juice, Whats my Name, as well as new tunes like Drop It Like Its Hot!!, P.I.M.P, Beautifull, Candy, the song i hoped hed sing "I Wanna Fuck U" w Akon!!, and lots more!!! Of course the BLUNTS on stage and passin to the crowd(good crowd interaction!!) Ice Cube sang Str8 outta Compton!! Gangster Nation, Put Your Back Into It, Check Yo Self, Go To Church, and a bunch more as well!! Belly was ok, but that was the first time id heard him, And Tha Dogg Pound put on a hot show as well!!! A night to be remembered, I had a blast!!!!
Signs And Taxes
Seems like people should just listin to that song. If you wouldn't ever hire someone, you shouldn't take their money either. So those people that wouldn't get hired, cuz of what they look like, shouldn't have to pay taxes. And if you won't hire someone with peircings, or colored hair, or long hair, PLEASE DON'T LET ;THEM SPEND MONEY IN YOUR STORE!!!!!!!!! Have a big sign out front saying that your company is run by predjudice pieces of shit, and those people who don't fit the " social norm" aren't allowed in!!!!! Make it perfectly clear just what kind of people run the buisness you have. Gov buildings should have these signs as well.
Unrealistic Expectations
Monkey Teasing A Tiger
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Have Ya Been Voting?
Hey Everyone! Thanks so much for the votes! I'm still hanging in at 2nd place thanks to you! I hope you're able to swing by and vote a couple of more times before the month ends. Once a day you can ;) Thanks so much everyone! THis update went up yesterday on SC. A new update will be up at Dreamnet tomorrow (see sample below) as well as one on SC (haven't done that one yet LOL) Enjoy! XOXO, Aimeelynn
I Would Not Mind Being On Fire
Pimpin' Gifts....
hi ya'll! Well, I was wondering if you all could help me out & go to one of my friends pages...he is 'pimpin' gifts'....what he is doing is giving out a pimpin' gift by using a pic that you let him rip & then you get as many people to go to your pic & rate/comment till it gets to the amount you need to reach for the gift you chose. So if ya'll could rate/comment my pic, it's the same as my main pic. His name is 'Dark Wolf KOT'. IF ya'll want, try it out. I would appreciate your votes...hehe...Thanks & kisses! Muah!!!!! xoxo (the link below to my pic) =0)
What Kind Of Friend Are You?
You Are A Fun Friend You're the one who keeps your group laughing And you've always got an idea for something fun to do The party's not complete without you And you wouldn't miss it for the world What Kind of Friend Are You?
This Morning Sucked
I woke up not feeling good at all. I even had the dry heaves which is no fun at all. I know I have to eat breakfast but I dont want to eat and it come back up. Well hopefully it would stay down. I feel so physically weak and it scares me. I don't want to be weak. I'm afraid I might pass out. Must eat something. Wonderful way to start day 2
Im New
Hiya everyone I am new to this...:)
"chant For Self-esteem"
Earth, Water, Fire, Air Within me all things are there Flesh on my bones is like the Earth It’s soft but strong and full of worth The blood that flows within my veins Is like the ocean, river and rain My spirit soars and takes me higher Here is where I keep my fire My breath and thoughts are like the air I can do everything and go anywhere Earth, Water, Fire and Air Within me all things are there And so I pledge unto myself Power, Love, Health and Wealth.
What Group Are You?,chav,rocker,skater,emo,,goth,trendy,prep Ect
You scored as Goth. Your A Goth!Goth30%Rocker, Mosher25%Emo25%Trendy15%Prepy15%Chav, Townie, Rude Boy, Ned, Kev5%Skater0%What Group Are You? Chav, Rocker, Skater, Emo, Goth, Trendy, Prepy Ectcreated with
Yeah Baby
lets hop off on the good foot and do the bad thing You have a sexual IQ of 152 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.
A Ball And A Basket
The players dribble the ball down the court quick moves and sharp passes shouts between teammates setting up plays ok he's open take the shot now Swish, there goes the basketball in the hoop Nothing but net The crowd goes wild because its their favorite player At the end of the game its just him A ball and a basket and the clock is ticking .....
A Song That Meant Somthing...
Im not sure how many others have had an eperiance like I did. But around the end of 2005, I first discovered the band social distortion. I enjoyed their music, but never really listened to it. In June of 2006, my life went into the gutter, my fiancee left me, I was kicked out of my home... And found myself Living out of my car, barely making 6 an hour at a resteraunt. Listening to Social Distortion one day, I fell across the song by Social D titled "Ball and Chain" And it Opened my eyes. Ive been trying to change myself so much to appease everyone else, that I wound up homeless and broken hearted. "Ball and Chain" Well it's been ten years and a thousand tears And look at the mess I'm in- A broken nose and a broken heart, An empty bottle of gin Well I sit and I pray In my broken down Chevrolet- While I'm singin' to myself There's got to be another way CHORUS Take away, take away Take away this ball and chain I'm lonely and I'm tired And I can't take any more pain T
Miss Coloma Contest Weekend..the Nerves Are At Code Red
Friday!!!!!!!!!!! Is here… thank the maker. Good Morning. How are you today? Windy, blustery winter cold day here in southwestern Michigan. Today is the interview day for the queen candidates in which they meet with all three judges on a one on one question and answer session. Mandy is nervous but wants to do well. Her walk thru last night I am told was good but she needs to slow down on her turns..what ever that is. She apparently received the loudest ovation from the Mr Coloma candidates when she was on stage. I just hope they are not installing false hope in her. I left her a father to daughter note on the counter. No not one of those dear Jane letters, not one of the Hey I found drugs in your dresser drawers and not the used condom wrapper in the pants pocket letter either. Thank god I never had to do those letters or better yet face to face conversations with any of the three girls. They hid all that well…just kidding, they are great gals. Bonnie did the talk…Nooooo I am pulling
So True
There was a blind girl who hated herself because of her blindness. Not only did she hate herself but she hated everyone else, except her loving boyfriend. He was always there for her. She said that if she could only see the world, she would marry her boyfriend. One day, someone donated a pair of eyes to her and then she could See everything, including her boyfriend. Her boyfriend asked her, "now that you can see the world, will you marry me?" The girl was shocked when she saw that her boyfriend was blind too, and refused to marry him. Her boyfriend walked away in tears, and later wrote a letter to her that simply said. "Just take care of my eyes dear." This is how the human brain changes when our status changes. Only a few remember what life was like before and even fewer remember who to thank for always being there even when times were painfully unbearable. Life Is a Gift Today before you think of saying an unkind word - Think of someone who can't speak.
How To Get Her Interested In You Quickly
Let's talk about how to make a great FIRST IMPRESSION with a woman... I've found that there are 3 keys to approaching a woman and sparking her attraction for you within the first few minutes of meeting her. They are: 1. Being CONFIDENT A woman can "sense" confidence much like the way a dog can sense fear. Ask any woman and she will tell you that there is something about a man who is confident and comfortable in his own skin that is IRRESISTABLY attractive... and something FAR MORE intriguing about these types of men then there is about guy who is simply physically attractive. 2. Being DIFFERENT I don't need to tell you that attractive women get approached by DOZENS of men... often in a single day. Fortunately 99% of these men do the EXACT same things... and get rejected almost immediately. This is great news for YOU... because when you do something DIFFERENT you will instantly grab her attention and peak her curiosity...
What Color Blue Are You?
You are Ocean Blue You're both warm and practical. You're very driven, but you're also very well rounded. You tend to see both sides to every issue, and people consider you a natural diplomat. What Color Blue Are You?
Life Trip
Lost in your vanity Close to insanity Which way is your world going? At first your amused Then your cofused At which way the life-wind is blowing Losing your mind Over things that you find In a head thats had to many trips Possesing the light You give up the fight Knowing you've let it all slip Turned on to sex Digging T.Rex Your life dont consist of to much Smokin and Boozin Knowin your losin Man,Your way out of touch You gotta come down Get back on the ground Find out that the life trip is real It's a terrible fate When it's all to late And you find there's no cards left to deal (Jimbo,07)
What's Your Ideal Pet?...grrr...
Your Ideal Pet is a Cat You're both aloof, introverted, and moody. And your friends secretly wish that you were declawed! What's Your Ideal Pet?
Creating Connections While Apart
Family Ceremonies Life’s journeys may sometimes take us away from our families and friends, but there are many ways to stay connected. Aside from making use of the technology available—speaking on the phone or seeing each other from across cyberspace—we can create simple ceremonies using nature and our own thoughts to connect our hearts across the miles. The first step in creating your ceremony is to look to nature for similarities in the different surroundings. The second step is agreeing upon something that is meaningful to all involved. If your mother loves birds, then perhaps each time you hear a bird chirp, you can think of her and mentally send love. You may choose the sight of a butterfly, the feel of a breeze or raindrops, or the scent of flowers to remind you of a special someone. The pink glow of sunset might be your favorite time to send a thought, or perhaps the warming oranges of sunrise. We can all see the sun, the moon, and an array of twinkling stars when we look
The Three Dimension Luck And Power Test
You Are Balanced - Realist - Empowered You feel your life is controlled both externally and internally. You have a good sense of what you can control and what you should let go. Depending on the situation, you sometimes try to exert more control. Other times, you accept things for what they are and go with the flow. You are a realist when it comes to luck. You don't attribute everything to luck, but you do know some things are random. You don't beat yourself up when bad things happen to you... But you do your best to try to make your own luck. You have a good deal of power, but you also know the pecking order. You realize that working the system does get you further. You know who to defer to and who to control. When it comes to the game of life, you play things flawlessly. The Three Dimension Luck and Power Test
~my Love~
I was warmed by the sun, rocked by the winds and sheltered by the trees as other Indian babes. I was living peaceably when people began to speak bad of me. Now I can eat well, sleep well and be glad. I can go everywhere with a good feeling. The soldiers never explained to the government when an Indian was wronged, but reported the misdeeds of the Indians. We took an oath not to do any wrong to each other or to scheme against each other. I cannot think that we are useless or God would not have created us. There is one God looking down on us all. We are all the children of one God. The sun, the darkness, the winds are all listening to what we have to say. When a child, my mother taught me to kneel and pray to Usen for strength, health, wisdom and protection. Sometimes we prayed in silence, sometimes each one prayed aloud; sometimes an aged person prayed for all of us... and to Usen. I was born on the prairies where the wind blew free and there was nothing to break the light o
How's Your Vocabulary?
Your Vocabulary Score: A- Congratulations on your multifarious vocabulary! You must be quite an erudite person. How's Your Vocabulary?
How Sexy Is Your Name?
Under 60 points= not too sexy From 61-300 points= pretty sexxy Over 301-599 points= VERY sexxxxy!!! Beyond 600= beyond verry verry verry sexy!!!! A=100 B=14 C=9 D=28 E=145 F=12 G=3 H=10 I=200 J=100 K=114 L=100 M=25 N=450 O=80 P=2 Q=12 R=400 S=113 T=405 U=11 V=10 W=10 X=3 Y=210 Z=23 I'm 1,137...Yeah. It's full of shit.
Just Another Intense Day
It bugs the shit out of me when you get these dip shit ass news people, dumb ass politicans and these people that think you can talk to these people and work everything out. Extreamist only want one thing to see those that are not Loyal to Islam, or covert to Islam dead. Plain and simple! Our Men and Women deal with some intense shit every day, this is only a glimpse. Don't berate them, don't blame them because you may not believe in the cause. Honor and Support them till they all come home.
Aer Unanimis
Here I rise, So falleth Earth, Cataclysm so internal, So eternal, So we fall now. Wake do we now, Limits of the mind, Body and soul, Fading again, Leaving the world behind. We shift phase, Drifting through ether, Gone in mundane form, Eternally, As Gods of time. And so I seek, One more breath of life, To the last, My body ebbs, Out of time and mind. Mortal am I no more, My mind enhanced, Spectrum of life is mine, I see all colours of life, But not the soul. Immortal spirits, Endure the world, Ravaged by time, Now I understand, Mortality is comprehension. -aer anarchos- Birth of thoughts, From my broken mind, -aer indubitanter- How hopeless, Lonely, Godless, -aer saeculorum- Visual savage sins, Death is nigh, -aer perfectus- Shadowbreed, Until the end.
Doggie Contest Updates
~~ Okay Time For Animals ~ I'm having a DOG Contest " The Best Dog On CT " send me your dog pics to my inbox and i will add him or her 1st Doggie...... with 37 comments 2nd Doggie...... with 2 comments 3rd Doggie...... with 2 comments 4th Doggie...... with 2 comments 5th Doggie...... with 2 comments 6th Doggie is...... with 9 comments 7th Doggie is...... with 2 comments 8th Doggie is...... with 2 comments 9th Doggie is...... 10 th Doggie is...... I will do the ...... comments + rates = total for the contest Contest will open on 1/22 thur 1/29 So get your pics ready Big Pimping Prizes awaits And please remember you can comment bomb yourself in my contest! Thank You ~ Maria ~
Everybody I know usually calls their dog Rover or Spot. I called mine Sex. Now Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to City Hall to renew the dog's license, I told the clerk I'd like a license for Sex. He said, "I would like to have one too!" Then I said, "She is a dog!!" He said he didnt care what she looked like. I said, "You don't understand, I had Sex since I was 9 years old." He replied, "You must have been quite a strong boy." When I decided to get married, I told the minister that I would like to have Sex at the weddimg. He told me to wait until after the wedding was over. I said, "But Sex has played a big part in my life, and my life revolves around Sex." He said he didn't want to hear about my personal life and would not marry us in his church. I told him everybody would like having Sex at the wedding. The next day we were married at the Justice of Peace. My family was barred from the church from then on. When my wife and I went on our honeymo
Sexy Man Chest Contest
~ Sexy Mans Chest Contest Now OPen ~ 1st Place is...... 2nd Place is...... 3rd Place is...... 4th Place is...... Please remember you can comment bomb yourself in my contest. maria
You Killed Yourself And Didn't Think Of Me
You killed yourself and didn't think of me. I can't blame you for that, and yet I do, For now your pain becomes my legacy. What agony impelled you not to be? I loved you-wasn't that enough for you? You killed yourself and didn't think of me, Nor saw through my eyes what you made me see, Nor cared about my life when yours was through. And now your pain becomes my legacy, And I must fight to keep my sanity, For what you did defines what must be true: You killed yourself and didn't think of me. I cannot think you did it selfishly; So great a sacrifice leaves nothing due. But now your pain becomes my legacy, And I must sail across that bitter sea That leaves no trace of joy or residue. You killed yourself and didn't think of me, So now your pain becomes my legacy.
Like Toy Soldiers - Vid
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Love Dearest
Has anyone Loved someone so much They become lost without their touch Life seems to turn skies black because of the one thing they lack Not due to them being your whole A part of what your heart knows They are your better half Giving reason to laugh The joys and sorrows that may come Knowing they are there when all is done What happens after that is lost The one you Love most Dark skies brew above Life is what gets shoved Hope is no longer seen Hearts forget what Love means Keep those you Love Dearest Losing them is not the scariest Not knowing how to be Is what scares me
A Trembling Woman
Upon this plateau, our passions hover above, flames rising from entangled bodies below. Beautiful in nakedness, is this woman I love, her spirit unclothed, freely offered to know. A foremost craving to please this woman, to peak the animalistic limits of sexuality. Thirsting upon her zones of intense passion, offering multiplies of breath-surging ecstasy. Fingers gentle to caress every erotic sector, lips moist upon her sweet knolls of pleasure. Divine is this safari of a cloud-nine adventure, hunting to satisfy her, while savoring her flavor. Tender is this trembling woman I hold dearly, rupturing nature’s bliss of internal explosions. Heart lifting fulfillment of an ultimate victory, an unselfish ecstasy of climaxing confirmations.
Surrendering Baby
I let myself be held in your arms, something so new. After a minute or two I was addicted, I held on for dear life to you. I laid my head on your shoulder, wrapped my arms around you so tight, (of course, the feeling to run, I had to fight) In a sense, I didn't ever want to let go, I didn't want to be alone, I was feeling so low. I held on to you, you held me so lovingly, so gently. I wanted to weep, wrecklessly cry in your arms, let my poisoned tears fall onto your body of charm. But I didn't, I just held on, looked at us, our surroundings, then smiled, at the sound of two hearts loudly pounding.
He holds her. Closely, gently, lovingly. Slowly lighting the fires Within her mind, her body, Her soul. He speaks her name And she smiles in the darkness. He pulls her closer, closer, Feeling her warmth. Wanting to taste her love. He crushes her body to his and She cries out with desire. He takes her.
Teenager Contest New Member Added
~ Attn: I want to do a teenager contest ~ can be male or female from 10 to 17 yrs old we'll call it the Best Teenager Who's Parent is on CT Contest. 1st Teenager is...... 2nd Teenager is...... 3rd Teenager is...... Send me your teenager pic to my inbox and i will add them to the contest. This time comments + Rates = scores Contest will run on 1/21 thur 1/25 only 4 days this time! thanks maria click pic to enter contest ~~Going To Be A Grandma On 08/22/07..Angel Family Founder~~@ CherryTAP
Sometimes I Ponder
SOMETIMES I PONDER Sometimes I ponder about what will come next Where will my life turn when it seems to stall? When is the next time I will smile again? and how will I get up, should I fall? Happiness fills me with a touch of sadness. By that I mean I know it can't last. Beauty decays, laughter subsides When will the stones be cast? Tragedy can be measured by the amount of happiness taken away Elusion is our only protection As we fall victim to its prey So when I've reached a fork in life's road and the choices are many or few. I follow the one that leads away from misfortune Thats all I can really do When life is good You have to hold it in your hand You have to close your eyes You have to breathe it in! Happiness may end While tragedy begins Today is the beginning Is tomorrow the end?
Come Join Me
My friend needs some help and some ppl in his lounge this is a great lounge and great ppl so come on in and chat with me and my friends...let them know queen sent wont hurt to come in and chat for a bit will it im bored as hell anyway come talk with me. here is the link to the lounge.
Misadventure At The Metallica Concert
(1996) Police in George, WA issued a report on the events leading up to the deaths of Robert Uhlenake, 24, and his friend, Ormond D. Young, 27, at a Friday night Metallica concert. Uhlenake and Young were found dead at the Gorge Amphitheater after the show. Uhlenake was in pickup that was on top of Young at the bottom of a 20-ft drop. Young was found with severe lacerations, numerous fractures, contusions, and a branch in his anal cavity. He also had been stabbed and his pants were in a tree above him, some 15 ft off the ground, adding to the mystery of the heretofore unexplained scene. According to Commissioner-In-Charge Inoye Appleton, Uhlenake and Young had tried to get tickets for the sold-out concert. When they were unable to get any tickets, the two decided to stay in the parking lot and drink. Once the show began, and after the two had consumed 18 beers between the them, they hit upon the idea of scaling the 7-foot wooden security fence around the perimeter of the site and
Farting In Bed (as Posted In A Bulletin)
This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years. The only friction in their marriage was the husband's habit of farting loudly every morning when he awoke. The noise would wake his wife and the smell would make her eyes water and make her gasp for air. Every morning she would plead with him to stop ripping them off because it was making her sick. He told her he couldn't stop it and that it was perfectly natural. She told him to see a doctor; she was concerned that one day he would blow his guts out. The years went by and he continued to rip them out! Then one Thanksgiving morning as she was preparing the turkey for dinner and he was upstairs sound asleep, she looked at the bowl where she had put the turkey innards and neck, gizzard, liver and all the spare parts and a malicious thought came to her. She took the bowl and went upstairs where her husband was sound asleep and, gently. Pulling back the bed covers, she pulled back the elastic waistband of
Sex Quiz
You scored as Normal Sex. You like to do the things the way they were meant to be done. But this doesn't mean you can't be an animal in bed.Oral Sex94%Normal Sex94%Anal Sex67%Phone Sex55%Gay Sex55%Cyber Sex34%Orgy33%What kind of SEX do you love? (pics)created with
I Made Something Yummy!
Hot chocolate with peppermint tea and a little bit of cinnamon. mmmm
What Lip Gloss Are You
You Are Raspberry Chocolate Lip Gloss You tend to approach life as a fun game - being playful at every turn. You're a flirt with flair, and your the type most likely to surprise your date. But you're popularity doesn't stop with guys... you've got a great group of girlfriends too! You're fresh, aggressive, and more than a little sassy. The tangy taste of raspberry and watermelon goes great on your lips. What Flavor Lip Gloss Are You?
What Does Your Birthday Say About You
Your Birthdate: October 5 You have many talents, and you are great at sharing those talents with others. Most people would be jealous of your clever intellect, but you're just too likeable to elicit jealousy. Progressive and original, you're usually thinking up cutting edge ideas. Quick witted and fast thinking, you have difficulty finding new challenges. Your strength: Your superhuman brainpower Your weakness: Your susceptibility to boredom Your power color: Tangerine Your power symbol: Ace Your power month: May What Does Your Birth Date Mean?
Pardon Me
Buried at
Omg It Turned Out Well
The frogs photo turned out so well as a tiled wallpaper!!! I don't like to toot my own horn, but, I think this one is cool!
Finally Some Sanity
I know I shouldnt be saying this .. I usually end up Hex'ing myself but .. Today is actually a good day .. Lisa came and got me we went out for a lil while just to get out .. I got back Oh about a lil over and hour ago and I decided to make a nice dinner right now in the oven is 2 pans of lasagna , meatballs, garlic bread is waiting to be put in .. Ive an amazing salad all made up and in the Fridge .. So .. Ill let you all know how dinner was .. Ill save you a bit of lasagna .. if youd like .. Big Hugs xoxoxoxox Wen :)
Please Vote And Rate My Pic In This Contest!!!
I have entered a pic of my daughter and her Grammy in the Grandparent/Grandkid Pic contest. It would me the world to me if my CT friends and fans would stop by and leave a few vote comments! Grammy isnt doing to well and we do not know how much longer she will be here with us so I would really love it if this pic would win, or even come close. Thank you to all of you!!! XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO Angel (TwinkleBug)
Taunt The Mind < One >
just a few feelings thrown at ya:) Wrap your arms around me, kiss and let us explore each other. Like huge claps of thunder. Exploring every sensual piece of my body with your tongue. I want this to be forever etched in my mind and soul. So hard not to lose control. Cherish the warmth of your body next to me. Makes it such ecstacy. It's like the heat of the sun burns yourself into my mind. Gave life to me, and set me free. Thirst quenched by two being in love, This has to be sent from above. Loosing all senses, the desire takes control. the breath of yours serves me pleasure unknown to be continued...
Drivers Licence
A mother is driving her 7 year-old daughter to her friend's house for a play date when the little girl asks "Mommy," how old are you?" "Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age," the mother replies sweetly. "It's not polite." "OK", the little girl says, "How much do you weigh?" "Now really," the mother says, a bit less sweetly. "Those are personal questions and are really none of your business." Undaunted, the little girl asks, "Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?" "That's enough questions, young lady, honestly!" the mom says as her daughter is getting out of the car. The exasperated mother drives away as the two friends begin to play. "My Mom won't tell me anything about her," the little girl says to her friend. "Well," says the friend, "all you need to do is look at her drivers license. "It's like a report card, it has everything on it." Later that night the little girl says to her mother, "I know how old you are, you are 32." The mother is surprised and asks, "How did
Expect People To Be Better
Expect people to be better than they are; it helps them to become better. But don't be disappointed when they are not; it helps them to keep trying. - Merry Browne
I Love You So Very Much~
This love I feel for you~ should be sending me to heavens heights, yet all I feel is the deep pain, from my heart breaking. I stay here waiting to hear~ just one whispered word from you, telling my heart to hold on, and that you feel something for me too. I see you in my dreams~ where you awaken me with sweet kisses, yet when I do arise, I am back within my grey world. I hold on the greatest hope~ that you will say you love me, as then and only then, I can again feel whole. I love you so very much~ for you are all a gentleman could ask for, packaged in exquisiteness, sent from heaven above. Hanging on by threads~ until the last one breaks away, where I will then disappear, into oblivion forever.
The Quiz
mitch's Sexual Catch-Phrase is... "Cowabunga!" 'What is your sexual catchphrase? at Was A Longer Night Than I Thought....
Almost thru January now. I've been back to work now for almost a month. I was out of work for almost 3 months because of back surgery. This was my third one and it scared the hell outta me. First time i've ever had to walk with a cane because my left leg became to weak to support me. You know your in pretty bad shape when they wheel you into pre-op and drug you up to prep you and you don't even feel it. LOL. The nurses kept walking by asking me if i was okay. I just kept giving them dirty looks and saying ''. LOL. Well so far so good. The operation went great according to my surgeon so i guess i'm all fixed for now. M.
Leave A Soldier Alil Love???
Hey All I gotta keep this short as duty is starting to get busy as my day starts rolling but i thought i'd ask a small favor of you guys. I always leave everyone lots of love on their profiles and pics nice and naughty, so if it isnt too much to ask could maybe you guys return the favor? it would mean the world to me if you could. And if you enjoy reading check out my blogs! thanks again all take care and hope to talk to you all real soon! Dominic
How Addicted Are You To The Internet?
You Are 49% Addicted to the Internet You're somewhat addicted to the internet - but who isn't? You can keep it under check, and you're by no means a hermit. Are You Addicted to the Internet?
Well Hung Earthling
Two aliens landed in the Arizona desert near an abandoned gas station. They approached one of the gas pumps, and one of the aliens addressed it. "Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. Take us to your leader." The gas pumps of course, didn't respond. The alien repeated the greeting. Again there was no response. The alien, annoyed by what he perceived to be the gas pumps haughty attitude, drew his ray gun, and said impatiently, "Greetings earthling. We come in peace. How dare you ignore us in this way! Take us to your leader, or I'll fire!" The other alien shouted to his comrade, "No, you don't want to make him mad!" But before he finished his warning, the first alien fired. There was a huge explosion that blew both of them 200 meters into the desert, where they landed in a heap rather abruptly. When they finally regained consciousness, the one who fired turned to the other one and said, "What a ferocious creature. It damn near killed us! How did you know it was so da
Why Condoms Come In Boxes Of 3,6 & 12
A man walks into a drug store with his 8 year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?" To which the man matter-of -factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son.....Men use them to have safe sex. "Oh, I see," replied the boy pensively. "Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school." He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package?" The Dad replies, "Those are for high school boys. One for Friday, one for Saturday and one for Sunday." "Cool, says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these for?" "Those are for college men." the Dad answers, "Two for Friday, Two for Saturday and Two for Sunday. "WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up the 12 pack. With a sigh, the Dad replied, "Those are for married men, One for January, one for February, one for March...

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