Rocky Horror Reprise
I am a Frankie fan, although he's not much of a man.
That is, at least, not by the light of day.
He's a creature of the night, so when the moon is big and bright,
I'll take you to his castle...if I may.
Perhaps Riff will get the door...he's Frank's handyman and more.
Though I will admit, he's not the friendly kind.
He will tell you time is fleeting, which may be his only greeting,
But he may just tell you how to flip your mind.
In a decorated hall, Transylvanians line the wall
As they listen to what's called a "Dark Refrain."
Leave inhibitions at the door and join them on the floor
And let us do the Time Warp once again!
Perched upon a jukebox, wearing gold top hat and blue socks,
Is Columbia, who taps for exercise.
She holds everyone's attention as she sings and makes a mention
Of the day she met the guy with "Devil's eyes."
To applause and many cheers, the Master then appears,
Clad in a cape and sparkling six-inch heels.
Though he wears a strange attire, devotion he'll inspire
As his character he very soon reveals.
Should we get an invitation to view Frank's latest creation,
We should "shift it" to the Lab and not waste time.
Remember, as we hurry, we don't want to be a worry
And to keep the Master waiting is a crime.
If the Master should decree and we're lucky, we shall see
The end result of Frankie's genius plan.
Not a weakling, that's for sure and Frank's tension, he will cure.
Namely...Rocky, and he is a muscle man.
Word of warning, if you please...stay away from the deep freeze.
To know what dwells within, you are not ready.
Though his brain is not quite whole, he loves to rock and roll,
That ex-delivery boy whose name is Eddie.
You'll discover that the plot will include a Doctor Scott.
He's Frank's enemy and you should hiss and boo!
He's out to get the Master and that would be a disaster
To all "Rocky" fans, for we are loyal and true!
If Frank's trust you would inspire, stay away from his desire.
To be caught with Rocky Horror's a mistake!
Frank can be quite an abuser when he uses his Medusa
And I guarantee with fear, he'll make you quake!
When Magenta has declared that, "Dinner is prepared!"
We should hasten to the table for a place.
We don't want to miss the fun for, after dinner's done,
A certain "slut" will get a slap right in the face!
From a seat in the back row, we can watch Frankie's floor show
And learn about a world that's tinted rose.
We can adore him from afar and acclaim him as a star.
He IS the Master...even with holes in his hose!
When Riff-Raff becomes the villain and sends Frank into oblivion,
Just remember, as he makes that final climb,
That his lifestyle was extreme, although he did fulfill his dream.
But then, it's never easy having a good time!
Riff tells us quietly to "Go," and we do so, 'cos we know
Come tomorrow, everything will be allright.
And, with great anticipation, we await the transformation
Which will turn us into creatures of the night.
