so, lets here it for the most marketable holiday in THE WORLD. i did some digging today and realized that fuckin nobody knows when christ was born. thats right , according to what i discovered he could have been born on december 25, april 22, or september 11. (imagine that, coincidense i think not.) but in all honesty it doesn't really fuckin matter anyway. humanity, let alone CHRISTians, haven't celebrated the holiday for what it really is since the middle ages. with the coming of an established economy and currency system jc has been pimped out to any one to stupid to make something with their own hands. greedy bastards have been around for centuries people. some religious groups want to get pissed about gay marriages while every year the marketing industry and big business cooperations turn jc into the whore of babylon. and what do you do good gentle folk, ohh purveyers of the good word. you run right out to macy's and go fuckin nuts trying to buy the last god damned tella-tubbie for a child who deserves nothing more than a kick in the face with a golf shoe and a warm glass of SHUT THE FUCK UP. in short people (a.k.a. religious fanatics, bible thumpers, or my personal favorite "the moral majority) don't get pissed off about something like gay marriages or......well thats about it cuz you folks ain't to creative. anyway stop fuckin with other beliefs untill you stand up to cooperate America for pimpin out your savior. if they were pimpin out yer daughter for a buck you wouldn't stand for it. dig it?
