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In The World But Not Part Of It = "insanity"
There once was a beloved king who whose castle was on a high hill overlooking his shire. He was so popular that the nearby townspeople sent him gifts daily, and his birthday celebration was enjoyed throughout the kingdom. The People loved him for his renowned wisdom, and fair judgments. One day, tragedy struck the town. The water supply was polluted, and every man, woman, and child went insane. Only the king, who had a private spring, was spared. Soon after the tragedy, the mad townspeople began speaking of how the king was acting “strangely” and how his judgments were poor and his wisdom a sham. Many even went so far as to say that the king had gone crazy. His popularity soon vanished. No longer did the people bring him gifts or celebrate his birthday. The lonely king, high on the hill, had no company at all. One day he decided to leave the hill and pay a visit to the town. It was a warm day, and so he drank from the village fountain. That night there was a great celebration.

A Marine's Christmas Poem
Twas the night before Christmas, he lived all alone, In a one bedroom house made of plaster & stone. I had come down the chimney, with presents to give and to see just who in this home did live As I looked all about, a strange sight I did see, no tinsel, no presents, not even a tree. No stocking by the fire, just boots filled with sand. On the wall hung pictures of a far distant land. With medals and badges, awards of all kind, a sobering thought soon came to my mind. For this house was different, unlike any I'd seen. This was the home of a U.S. Marine. I'd heard stories about them, I had to see more, so I walked down the hall and pushed open the door. And there he lay sleeping, silent, alone, Curled up on the floor in his one-bedroom home. He seemed so gentle, his face so serene, Not how I pictured a U.S. Marine. Was this the hero, of whom I’d just read? Curled up in his poncho, a floor for his bed? His head was clean-shaven, his weathered f

Written For White Wolf
You took the time to say hello, to send a hug when i was down. Just to let me know that you cared. I could never have done it without you my friend, and I would do the same for you. You send your love with the little things you say, to make me smile when i just don't want to. You have changed my life in so many ways, even though I have never met you. I was a stranger and that didnt matter to you, you still cared enough to lend a helping hand. I may never meet you, or be able to give you a hug or wipe away your tears know I keep you close in my heart. You are always in my thoughts and prayers. Just thinking of you brings a smile to my face even through the tears you always made me smile. I hope that we will always be the best of friends. You never turned your back when i needed to talk you were always there. I can never thank you enough. You took the time to say hello, and that always means alot. I hope that in some small way I made you smile even if it wa

The Final Chapter!!!!
Here is the final chapter in my poetic fairytale..ifyou would like the whole story in tact...let me know and i will see what i can do about sending it to you in a file...weather is day by day..so if you dont hear from me for a bit that is why...thanks for reading!! Our faithful knight has crossed miles Enpowered by love and passion unbrideled As he arrives through the gates, gasps and whispers fill the air He pays them no mind, as he is in search of his maiden so fair He traverses through town, her smile he does seek But the sight he sees next brings his heart pain, not peace His fair maiden is being courted by another But he squares his shoulders and smiles as they notice each other He extends his hand as they come near But his gesture is met by this devil with a sneer "So this is the knight you claimed would return" "But knight this my kingdom, and I have to last word" "I wonder sir knight are you as faithful with blade as you are your vow?"

How Do You Let Someone Know....
There have been a few people in my life that, when I am "around" them, be it online, in person, or even talking on the phone, that give me that "Elementary School, I've got a crush on you" feeling. Is there any appropriate way to let someone know that they make you feel that way? I know what some of you are thinking....that I should just be a man and tell them, and normally I would agree. Lord knows I have given out that advice on many an occasion. But what if you have, and it seems like everytime you have, they have dodged it, or blown it off as you being silly? What if they live in a different state? Again, I know the drill.....just move on..if they don't reciprocate then it wasn't meant to be...blah blah blah...Well perhaps that is what is wrong with the world today..perhaps people give up to easy...or am I just blind? Am I pursuing something that could never be? As of now, I refuse to give up...perhaps the next time I have to ask someone to politely scrape my heart off the

What Does Love Mean?
What does Love mean? A group of professional people posed this question to a group of 4 to 8 year-olds . The answers they got were broader and deeper than anyone could have imagined. See what you think: "When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That's love." Rebecca- age 8 "When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You just know that your name is safe in their mouth." Billy - age 4 "Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other." Karl - age 5 "Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your French fries without making them give you any of theirs." Chrissy - age 6 "Love is what makes you smile when you're tired." Terri - age 4 "Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip before giving it to him, to make sur

A Cynical Willyism For The Fuckin' Day 12/5/07;
Anybody trying to make friends had better be fuckin' ready to make enemies! If you think you won't you must still think you can please everybody, which is impossible NOBODY has EVER pleased everybody! To fuckin' try is foolish! I've made some friends, online some will get this, by not being afraid to make enemies!

A Husband
a husband emerged from the bathroom naked and was climbing into bed when his wife complained as usual "i have a headache" "perfect " the man said "i wuz jus in da bathroom powdering my penis wit aspirin, u can take it orally or as a suppository its upto u

Bloody Tampon Petition
Last night Someone posted a mumm asking for the mummers to get her drunk. I wanted soo badly to buy her a bloody tampon instead. or at least just a regular tampon. But it isnt offered as a gift option in fact the only mean gifts seem to be a chill pill and peper spray. That is gay. So please sign my petition to request that fubar offer the option to give tampons, anal probes, and dunce caps and so on for gifts... thank you (to sign just put your name in a comment)

Patriots Strategy!!!
So I was pondering on why could the new england patriots barely win two games in a row after 10 blowout games.Here is my theory,The patriots are sick of hearing the whinning and the boo hooing over how bad they kicked the other teams asses. So in an attempt to keep peace in the nfl.The brilliant bill belecheck has devised a brilliant plan to keep order as to not cause anymore fucking crybabies. The patriots simply play just good enough to win.Giving the opponent false hope and avoiding any undue pissing n moaning by sub standard teams.In addition to this theory I also have discovered the secret to beating the patriots.The only way to defeat this team this year. Is to lock them in the locker room because if they step on that field they are going to win. FIN

Right Here
When you think nobody else feels your pain Always remember Im here and I feel your strain When I look in your eyes and see the tears deep inside Love and compassion I'll do my best to provide Don't worry about the world around you Don't worry about broken hearts I'll be right here waiting Hoping we'll never be apart When your dreams come crashing down And you feel so alone Just turn to me I'll help you face the unknown Don't let nobody tell you your not worth it Cuz baby it aint true Your everything that is worth living for And for that I want to thank you You put butterflies in my stomach And a smile on my face Just thinking about you Makes my heart race So when you think nobody else cares Just remember every night before bed Your always in my prayers So don't worry about your problems And Don't worry about your pain Cuz baby right here waiting I'll forever remain

1-900#'s
So I was talking to my friend hg tonight, and she tells me ‘brb’ Now when I’m usually instant messaging with anyone that is a very normal occurance, cuz conversations usually go into the wee hours of the night. I have to stay on my normal schedule on my nights off. Well the significane of hg telling me ‘brb’ is why I’m writing this blog. Now what you need to know about hg is that she is a phone sex operator. So when we are having our conversations about our lives she is at home working. So when she says ‘brb’ that means she just got a call, a client if you will. I guess its just funny to me cuz I don’t think about it for the most part. You know? And every once in a while my lightbulb in my head will go off and I’m like oh yeah… she’s off talking dirty to someone. Its funny to me cuz of how regular she is. Yeah I’m a dork. So what? :P HarleyGypsy: brb michael barela: lol k michael barela: so omg i just realized something... i am talking to another girl and she does insur

Looking For Girfriend
I am very interested in finding a girlfriend. I’d like her to have a nice sense of humor so that she keeps me smiling all the time. I love having a good time the more fun the better. I a very interested in having a bisexual relationship… I am an owned slave and into the BDSM lifestyle and would love to bring you into a threesome also. I need this so I can further my experiences with my sexuality which is still a growing interest to me. I’d love for her to be a BBW and I would love to control her and order her to pleasure me. I’d love to have a female eat my pussy and make me cum all over your face, suck on my tits play with my nipple rings pinch them I like pain also. And you must not forget to kiss me I love that it’s a turn on for me, and my ears and neck, don’t neglect them either. Kiss them suck on them and even bite them. I love it. And if it’s a night my Master is there he could fuck you while you are doing this to me. I love to please Master and we can’t leave him out. When he’s

If We?
If We Had Sex....GAME. don't be scared. you never know who really wants to do you! (Reply so only I see it and Repost so others can fill it out). 1. Would you be in control? 2. Would you let me pull your hair? 3. Would you whisper in my ear? 4. Would you talk dirty to me? 5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue? 6. Would you say my name? 7. Would you go down on me? 8. Would you let me give you a hickie? 9. How many rounds would we go? 10. What would you wanna do afterwards? 11. Would you take off all your clothes then take mine off slowly? 12. Would you lick and bite me all over? 13. Would you like to play or get straight to the point? 14. Would you want me to take my time? 15. How freaky are you from 1 - 10? 16. Would you want me to go fast or slow? 17. Where would you want it? 18. Would you be loud or quiet? 19. Would you mind if i licked you? 20. Would you Fuck me today? 21. Would you Fuck me tomorro

~ Christmas Lights To Silent Night In Sacramento, Ca~
Computer controlled Christmas lights timed to music. 2006 Features more than 100,000 Christmas lights timed to music with 288 individual channels, fireworks, mega tree and much more. The whole show uses custom hardware and software that is not available anywhere as it was built by our team for this show. The Show is in the Sacramento, California Area (Carmichael Specifically). This song is Silent Night.

Mistletoe Kiss Contest
Heartistic Soul created a holiday game, Mistletoe Kiss, where the one male and female that receives the most kisses would win some fubucks. Great idea, so I sent some out, no I'm not naming who they are, duh. While I most certainly didn't expect any to be sent to me, I received a total of 131, surprising to me, but thank you to who sent them. I do know who sent 10 of them, but the rest, no idea; guess that's the name of the game. I'm going listing the number of each kiss message and whether I know who sent them or not. Message 1 - 5 kisses sent - I know Message 2 - 5 kisses sent - I know Message 3 - 1 kiss sent - Don't know Message 4 - 20 kisses sent - Don't know Message 5 - 100 kisses sent - Don't know Who ever sent the last three, thank you so very much. I hope to one day know who sent them. To the one who sent the first two messages of 5, thank you so much. Now back to sending out mine. I have quite a few to chatch up, and lots of money to do it with.:)

Fear Is Pulling Me Under..
* I'm laying on the operating table groggy and unaware of my surrondings, my name being called from all around me "Katie wake up..Come back Katie" as my eyes start to flutter open the light is blinding and I feel an awful scratchy, suffocating, binding feeling in my throat.I try to move my arms and legs, but i come to the realization in a panic that I am immobilized, still paralyzed from the medictions. As my eyes slowly begin to adjust to the lights above me and my mind becomes a bit clearer i am able to see and understand why my throat feels the way it does, I still have the tubes going into my mouth and down my throat. Off somewhere behind me I hear the words "Thank god she came back, that was a close call" I cannot move my neck or any or my limbs as i search around the operating room looking for a familiar face, I do not reconize the nurse that is at the side of the table checking my vital signs, My throat feels so tight its burning, i feel as though i am suffocating even though t

Questions And Rates
I am so tired of people asking me questions in the shoutbox and then get mad because I told them the truth. IF you don't want the truth then don't ask me. All my friends know that I am blunt about it. I will tell you how I feel. I had some guy ask me a question and my answer was....if it makes u happy then it doesn't matter to me. He got mad. I guess he didn't like the answer. As long as you are not hurting anyone do what you want as long as it makes you happy. Don't do things to just piss off people or to cause harm. I will give my honest opinion about something if you want it. And don't sit there and tell people that I am the one who brought it up when you are the one who asked the question. And I won't rate pics I don't care for either. I have been going through pics in the last few days rating them. If I don't care for it I just won't rate it. My friend Amy was called names because she rated the ones she didn't like under a 4. Grow up people. ITS JUST A WEBSITE.

Tears
MY TEARS ARE REAL ! http://fubar.com/bulletins.php?b=1687520143 MY TEARS ARE REAL ! no matter the reason they are there ! tears are what the soul bleeds from a wound left deep inside ! so dont mock me ! tell me im being silly and brush my fears and feelings aside ! hold me near and close and lend me your streinght! tell me every thing will be ok ! lift me whe im down ! MY TEARS ARE REAL ! MY TEARS ARE REAL ! MY TEARS ARE REAL

Fresh New Country Titles
25. Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye. 24. Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her Heart Were Pure. 23. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away? 22. I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling. 21. I Just Bought A Car From A Guy That Stole My Girl, But The Car Don't Run So I Figure We're Even. 20. I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You. 19. I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well. 18. I Still Miss You, Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better. 17. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win. 16. I'll Marry You Tomorrow But Let's Honeymoon Tonight. 15. I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like Having You Here 14. I've Got Tears In My Ears From Lyin' On My Back and Cryin' Over You. 13. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You. 12. If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now. 11. Mama Get A Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head). 10. My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love You. 9. M

A Priest At The Preschool
A priest was walking along the corridor of the parochial school near the preschool wing when a group of little ones were trotting by on the way to the cafeteria. One little lad of about three or four stopped and looked at him in his clerical clothes and asked, “Why do you dress funny?” He told him he was a priest and this is the uniform priests wear. Then the boy pointed to the priest's collar tab and asked, “Do you have an owie?” The priest was perplexed till he realized that to him the collar tab looked like a band-aid. So the priest took it out and handed it to the boy to show him. On the back of the tab are letters giving the name of the manufacturer. The little guy felt the letters, and the priest asked, “Do you know what those words say?” “Yes, I do,” said the lad who was not old enough to read. Peering intently at the letters he said, “Kills ticks and fleas up to six months!”

Grandma's Story!!
Dear Friend, The other day I went up to a local Christian bookstore and saw a "honk if you love Jesus" bumper sticker. I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just come from a thrilling choir performance, followed by a thunderous prayer meeting, so I bought the sticker and put it on my bumper. Boy, I'm glad I did! What an uplifting experience followed! I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection, just lost in thought about the Lord and how good He is...and I didn't notice that the light had changed. It is a good thing someone else loves Jesus because if he hadn't honked, I'd never have noticed! I found that LOTS of people love Jesus! While I was sitting there, the guy behind started honking like crazy, and then he leaned out of his window and screamed, "For the love of GOD! GO! GO! Jesus Christ, GO!" What an exuberant cheerleader he was for Jesus! Everyone started honking! I just leaned out of my window and started waving and smiling at all t

To My Best Friend
I will always be there for you, and I hope you will be there for me too, for our friendship can never be broken, I will remain loyal through all the good and the bad, and in the end we will be glad, because without you I am nothing, as you are nothing without me, we fill the space a lover couldn't fill, for we hold each others secrets that we would never spill, and the day you're gone, part of me goes too, because I wouldn't want to be here with out you, Best friends forever you and me, nothing could ever change that; it's destiny!

A Cynical Willyism For The Fuckin' Day 12/10/07;
America, and the west, are caught up in the fuckin' youth culture! Every girl has to weigh less then 100lbs and have BIG tits! But this wasn't always so! In other counties people, including fuckin' kids, respected the elderly! Only thing is "Elderly" was someone younger then me in my 50s!

Isn't It Funny?
Isn't it funny how when your life starts to look up, your ex shows back up and tries to complicate things. After splitting from my hubby for cheating on me with my brother's girlfriends mother, I met a great man here on Fubar and things were great for awhile. We laughed,joked and I even traveled to another state to be with him. We were so in love I thought and everything was great. When he started having problems in his life that he needed to handle, he shut me out. He felt that he needed to handle it all on his own. Maybe he thought that I should/would wait on him forever, without so much as one word. I did wait one him for 3 months. Not one email, IM, letter or phone came that told me that he was ok or even still alive. I recoiled inside myself and detached from reality for months while gathering my strength again. Through the whole ordeal, I had to watch my family fall apart at the seams. My hubby was in and out of my life while seeing the other woman and me at the same time. I suff

The Dallas Cowboys Are The Best Team In The Nfc
The Dallas Cowboys are the best team in the NFC I can hear the Packers fans grumbling already, but save it. The issue was decided when the Cowboys convincingly beat your team on Nov. 29. Dallas merely reinforced its stature as the class of the conference by staging an impressive rally in the final seconds Sunday for a 28-27 triumph over the Detroit Lions to capture the NFC East crown. When pushed to the brink, top teams respond that way (see New England's wins over Indianapolis, Philadelphia and Baltimore). Never mind that the Lions have lost five in a row. They managed to give a strong performance, something reminiscent of the way they were playing earlier in the year. They were stoked to play their best against an elite opponent, but it wasn't good enough, because the Cowboys were good enough to overcome the challenge. Tony Romo's ascension to the upper-tier among NFL quarterbacks is amazing. Not only does he have big-play ability, in throwing for two touchdowns (including the

Alone
He sits alone, presently, in the dark The only light eminating from the monitor before him His eyes fixated on the screen, watching, waiting Curiously he fidgets in his chair as the silence thickens The bottle feels cold and familiar in his hands He longs for something, anything to break this deafening silence...

Glamor Bath Charm
All of us ladies like to look younger and more beautiful , Yes? Well here is a little something that I cooked up , mixing a time old chant with some lovely oils. During the Dark of the Moon up to the Full moon, basically anytime during the waxing phase is good. And can be done more than once. In your bath you will put roughly nine drops of Dragon's Blood Oil and nine drops of Jasmine oil. I use Egyptian Jasmine, but it can be any type of jasmine oil. Light a white candle after it is anointed. ( rub veggie oil or olive oil in one direction from base to wick to cleanse all negative vibrations from the candle. Visualize pure energy coming from the candle.) Light it and place it in the South corner of your tub on the ledge. LIght a stick of incense. Any will do but I use Nag Champa. Now submerge your body into the tub and get your hair wet and begin to slowly swish your hair and say,' By Earth, Air, Fire and Sea. May the Goddesses Beauty shine through me." Feel the water slither o

Daily Horoscope: Virgo
Daily Horoscope: Virgo For December 10,2007 If you're looking for romance, now is a great time to open your eyes and check out the situation around you -- especially at work or at school! If you're with someone already, things should go well. Who wants to be my Cuddle Buddy???

Jeff Hammond Nascar On Fox - Helping By Laughing
Gas 'n Go: Staying power FOX race analyst Jeff Hammond led Darrell Waltrip to two of DW's three Winston Cup championships as his crew chief. They also teamed to win the 1989 Daytona 500 Helping by laughingBy Jeff Hammond / FOXSports.com / NASCAR On FOX:With the holiday season right around the corner, I want to remind everybody to go out and buy my buddy Lee Roy Mercer's comedy CD. I don't want you to forget what it means when you take the time to spend some money on one of his CDs because he's punked some pretty cool guys, including Jack Roush, Tony Stewart and Cale Yarborough. It's a great stocking stuffer, and you'll get a great laugh out of it. It also benefits Victory Junction Gang Camp. I can't tell you how important Kyle and Pattie Petty's place is in Randleman, N.C. They've got to have money to continue doing what they're doing during the off-season, just like they do during the season. It's a great opportunity during the holidays to put one of these CDs in somebody's stoc

Just Because
Suffocating in belief. Pacifying into nothing. I stay breathing and frozen. In this something so far forgotten. Remembering times full of nothing. And reconstructing all that was. Waiting on this missing moment. Holding on to a memory for far to long. And drowning in what I believe. But you will see me there. Carrying the withered and broken. Your savior of nothing. The martyr of your reflection.

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Okay - I am going through my friends list as soon as I end this blog entry - and deleting ALL profiles with NO salute. I said I was going to do it at the end of the year - but hell..Im going to do it now .. so that way when my new lap top gets here, I will not have to worry about it!

Yeah Sure
You know I sit here on a daily basis and deal with crap that well I shouldent have to deal with.. I had to go out with my twins today in the flippin cold to be told that it was a appointment mistake and that some other things need to be dealt with before they can do what they need to do on my end.. then I find out that my twins have 2 last names WTF. I never gave them two last names. Where in the hell did this come from?? Well apparently while I was laid up in the hospital the "father" of the boys decided to alter some of the paperwork that I had filled out and had waiting for the staff to pick up. See when I was in the hospital I woke up to him staring at me in my room. I never invited him and never told him that I was there yet he managed to find me and make his way to my room and then give my boys his last names as well as mine. Well since then he has thought it bright to run off and be nowhere to be found and now I have to find his ass and I dont want to. They are telling m

Woohoo! Grocery Day!
HOT FREAKING DAMN! I am soooo glad its payday. I am so sick of Ramen noodles its not funny! LOL. Sucks when your poor. Well...I found out what happened with my Fubar account. Apparently, 2 blasts that I purchased, were returned and when I checked up on it...they were done in October when PayPal had a old account of mine that I hadnt deleted. But I had it set up to where if that account didnt have the funds, it was to go to another account and PayPal didnt do it. Oh well...what can ya do. So I am starting over. I am doing TWO profiles. I am doing one which is just myself...and another which is my naughty one. If you want on my friends list on my naughty one, go to my friends list and friend #1 is the naughty one. I am gonna be doing NSFW blogs on that one and my everyday shit here. I am getting a Turkey for free. I have no where to put it, except up certain peoples ass, so I am giving it away. I think my 2nd shift supervisor, Jody, is jealous of me. He told

-forgotten Trees, Remembered People-
That same tree... where you carved your name? Due seasons came, i still remain, that same tree where you carved your name. Through sun and rain due seasons came, i still remain, that same tree where you carved your name. Seen young and old through sun and rain due seasons came, i still remain, that same tree where you carved your name. Smiles and sorrow, one and the same seen young and old through sun and rain due seasons came, i still remain, that same tree where you carved your name. Sunny honor, and nights shame smiles and sorrow, one and the same seen young and old through sun and rain due seasons came, i still remain, that same tree.... Should i have changed?

Update Of ?!?!?!?!?!?!
ok....sooo yeah this is an update of the last blog..... got to work fine.... had to pull over on the highway twice cause my car was acting that badly.... well after work.... i got out early because of the pending snow storm i brought it to the garage.... the ride there was FUN! sort of;.... my car should deffinately had not been on the road..... well.... got there and doug took my car in and came out.... his first words out of his mouth was... im amazed your tire didnt just fall off.... apparently you could push the wheel with one finger and it would just sway back and fourth..... it started out as a small problem.... then that problem completely took out my axle...wonderful.... my breaks were gone and i need 4 new tires... but i am now at my dads for the night and hopefully will have my car back fixed in the mornin

Tell Me This Won't Happen To Me!!
COOL Quote: "I've often thought that the process of aging could be slowed down if it had to go through Congress." ~ George Bush ( Man - I can't believe I'm quoting Bush...but, it is funny... ) Bonus Cool Quote: "Anyone who stops learning is old, whether at 20 or 80. Anyone who keeps learning stays young." ~ Henry Ford Joke of the Week: FAMILY Three sisters, ages 92, 94 and 96, live in a house together. One night the 96-year-old draws a bath. She puts her foot in and pauses. She yells to the other sisters, "Was I getting in or out of the bath?" The 94-year-old yells back, "I don't know. I'll come up and see." She starts up the stairs and pauses, "Was I going up the stairs or down?" The 92-year-old is sitting at the kitchen table having tea, listening to her sisters. She shakes her head and says, "I sure hope I never get that forgetful, knock on wood." She then yells, "I'll come up and help both of you as soon as I see who's at the door." Bonus Jokes 911 An elderly F

Green Beverage
Almighty mountain dew Was made for all of you Here is a crazy story Indeed it is so true A man named stan, who was known as "the man" Had a great idea for a soda, specially made for yoda He had a plan, given to him by his number one fan A pot head named sam, said "Dew the dew" "It is all up to you" Puzzled by such saying He looking into his wasted friends eyes and knew he was not playing Where would this "Dew" be found? Thinking and thinking when no one was around Then woke up from a deep sleep High as well, While talking to his other friend mell Stan threw a coin in the wishing well Something in his mind rung a bell The mountain, the local fountain Which had pure air, stan and his pot head friends where in dispair Stopped and scratched his hair, he knew he had to go up there He grabbed a empty bottle which once had the finest of wine The weather was fine, he had a thought "its all mine" Up the narrow path, avoiding the hawks wrath He made it to the top

Enough
Recently I overheard a mother and daughter in their > last moments together at the airport. They had > announced the departure. Standing near the security > gate, they hugged and the mother said, "I love you > and I wish you enough". The daughter replied, "Mom, > our life together has been more than enough. Your > love is all I ever needed. I wish you enough, too, > Mom". They kissed and the daughter left. The mother > walked over to the window where I was seated. > Standing there I could see she wanted and needed to > cry. I tried not to intrude on her privacy but she > welcomed me in by asking, "Did you ever say good-bye > to someone knowing it would be forever?". Yes, I > have," I replied. "Forgive me for asking, but why is > this a forever good-bye?". "I am old and she lives > so far away. I have challenges ahead and the reality > is - the next trip back will be for my funeral," she > said. "When you were saying good-bye, I heard you > say, 'I wish you enough'. Ma

Tale Of A Gothic Princess
Tale of a Gothic Princess Princess Dominica looked so beautiful All dressed in black With white make-up and dark purple lips She sat on the throne so full of majesty The onlookers were dazzled by her beauty And worshipped the ground she walked upon The King was not well And expected to die soon And the Queen had died long ago So the young princess would soon rule the Kingdom Everyone was impressed with her intelligence and grace She carried out her duties without question or complaint And she would always greet new visitors with a smile Once the audience was over she would return to her rooms In the privacy of her own room she would cut her wrists And let the blood pour into a bowl She would force food down her throat until she could eat no more Then she would go to the lady’s room and be violently sick Underneath all her garments she was painfully thin She felt so much pressure to be beautiful She had many suitors but

Here's The Moment You Have All Been Waiting For! The Auction Is Open! (repost)
OK SO HERE'S THE DEAL. IT'S CHRISTMAS, AND YOU HAVE THE OPPORTUNITY TO OWN SOME OF THE FINEST CHRISTMAS PRESENTS THAT FUBAR HAS TO OFFER! I AM NOT TALKING ABOUT FUBUCKS. I AM NOT TALKING ABOUT VIRTUAL GIFTS... THAT'S RIGHT, PEOPLE YOU CAN OWN YOUR VERY OWN FUBARIAN!!! YOU CAN HAVE THE BRAGGING RIGHTS TO SAY YOU OWN A PERSON FOR AN ENTIRE MONTH! WHAT ELSE DO YOU GET? SERENADES, PERSONALIZED PICS, GRAPHICS, POINTS, AUTOGRAPHED ITEMS, ETC! THIS IS GONNA BE THE BIGGEST BLOWOUT ON FUBAR THIS HOLIDAY SEASON! MINIMUM BIDS START AT 200,000 FUBUCKS. ANYTHING LESS WILL BE REMOVED. THESE SEXY MEN AND WOMEN HAVE A LOT TO OFFER, AND THEY ARE GIVING YOU THE OPPORTUNITY TO OWN THEM! SO GET YOUR WITS ABOUT YOU, GRAB A BUCKET FOR THE DROOL THAT'S ABOUT TO PLOP OUT OF YOUR MOUTH, AND CHECK THESE LADIES AND GENTLEMEN OUT! CLICK ON THE PIC FOR THE PERSON YOU WANT TO BID ON, AND PLACE YOUR BID IN THE COMMENTS OF THAT PIC. IT RUNS UNTIL NEXT SATURDAY, AND THE BIDS WILL CLOSE AT 5 PM FUBAR TIME LET THE GAME

Prayers Needed!!!!!
Some of the best people in my life are the ones that do the little things... This is my boy Ricky. He has got to be one of the sweetest men I have met in a long time. We have been spending a lot of time together lately and it's great! Somehow he knows just when to call when I need it the most. Ya know... it's the little things... phone calls throughout the day just to tell me he misses my voice, a knock at the door when I am having a shitty day, bringing flowers just to make me smile, waiting for me for hours at times to make up my mind as far as what movie we are going to go see... lol He is a sweetie. This is one man that has done so much for me in so many ways. So I am reaching out to my family here on Fubar for help.... I got the phone call tonight that his mom is in the hospital and they are not expecting her to make it thru the night. She is 48 years old and full of life, yet at this time she is so fragile. My heart is heavy and I can't imagine having to go thru this at thi

There For You - By Flyleaf
THIS IS ONE OF THE SONGS THAT I JUST CANT STOP LISTENIN TO RIGHT NOW, IT HITS HOME IN SO MANY WAYS FOR SO MANY REASONS "There For You" Sometimes I'm a selfish fake You're always a true friend I don't deserve you 'Cause I'm not there for you Please forgive me again I wanna be there for you Someone you can come to Runs deeper than my bones I wanna be there for you I wanna be there for you Swirling shades of blue Slow dancing in your eyes Sun kisses the earth And I hush my urge to cry I wanna be there for you Someone you can come to Runs deeper than my bones I wanna be there for you I wanna be there for you 'Cause I hear the whispered words In your masterpiece beautiful You speak the unspeakable through I love you too I wanna be there for you Someone you can come to I wanna be there for you And be someone you can come to The love runs deeper than my bones I wanna be there for you

If Men Wrote Advice Columns
If men wrote advice columns Q: My husband wants a threesome with my best friend and me. A: Obviously your husband cannot get enough of you! Knowing that there is only one of you he can only settle for the next best thing, your best friend. Far from being an issue, this can only bring you closer together. Why not get some of your old college roommates involved too? If you are still apprehensive, maybe you should let him be with your friends without you. If you're still not sure then just perform oral sex on him and cook him a nice meal while you think about it. Q: My husband continually asks me to perform oral sex on him. A: Do it. Semen can help you lose weight and gives a great glow to your skin. Interestingly, men know this. His offer to allow you to perform oral sex on him is totally selfless. This shows he loves you. The best thing to do is to thank him by performing it twice a day. Then cook him a nice meal. Q: My husband has too many nights out with the boys.

Fubar Support Letter
Hi, My name is Charlene and I have a special request for the holidays. Wouldnt it be wonderful for the FU family to actually participate in the reuniting of FU found love. My story begins like this. I only joined Cherrytap to find friends. I wasn't looking for love. Well, after awhile and several months I started talking to a guy named Chuck and we instantly hit it off. The more we talked, the more we are interrested in eachother. About four months later he flew 2200 miles to spend his vacation time with me and we fell mad crazy in love with eachother. Unfortunately we are unable, financially to unite for the holidays to begin, what I feel would be, a Reunited, FUBAR, Home For The Holidays, True Love success story which would be a wonderful theme for FUbar to advertise on it's site. Maybe a new column for, Love connections on Fubar, success Story column. A new fad for this site. Sounds like a really kewl idea. You can start with our story. If interrested please holla back and let m

Two Soul's
two souls the words within a rhyme a perfect match two hearts intertwined two lovers holding on with all their might destiny a future always bright two minds thoughts uniting as if one two minds thoughts colliding as if one one future a perfect sunset on the sea one ending forever you and me

A Good Laugh
Bubba says HI A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool.. After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split. The waitress asked kindly, 'Crushed nuts?' 'No,' h e replied, 'Arthritis.' Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says: 'Slim, I'm 83 years old now and I' m just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my age. How do you feel?' Slim says, 'I feel just like a newborn baby.' 'Really!? Like a newborn baby!?' 'Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.' An elderly gentleman... H ad serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100% The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said, 'Your hear

A Christmas Message From Santa
Dear Friend I have been watching you very closely to see if you have been good this year and since you have I will be telling my elves to make some goodies for me to leave under your tree at Christmas. I was going to bring you all gifts from the 12 days of Christmas, but we had a little problem. The 12 fiddlers fiddling have all come down with VD from fiddling with the 10 ladies dancing, the 11 lords leaping have knocked up the 8 maids a-milking, and the 9 pipers piping have been arrested for doing weird things to the 7 swans a-swimming. The 6 geese a-laying, 4 calling birds, 3 French hens, 2 turtle doves and the partridge in a pear tree have me up to my sled runners in bird shit. On top of all this! Mrs. Claus is going through menopause, 8 of my reindeer are in heat, the elves have joined the gay liberation and some people who can't read a calendar have scheduled Christmas for the 5th of January. Maybe next year

I Promise
My love for you runs vast and deep, I pray that one day your love I'll reap. Everyday I hold my heart my heart together just for you, to give you support and freedom, so happiness can carry through. I know deep inside you, that you love me too. And even though you say that you don't love me in the same way, I see it glimmer in your eyes everyday. You love me and I love you, our love is as it should be, powerful and true. I also know that it makes you scared, and confused about what to do. How can I help you to see, that what I need is you, and what you need is me? Our mutual angel will guide us, to our deepest heart. He will help us find what lies in the deepest parts. I promise you will never lose me, I'll be here no matter what. I will do what I need to do, do whatever I must to ensure your happiness, safety, love, and trust.

4000 To Go Please Dont Come And Help
oh yeah thats rite 4000 to go so get your butts in gear and help me all that you can please i know today is the day free fubucks to whoever stays till we hit the mark 50,000 sound fair i think so

Reflecting
Sitting here reflecting.. so much has happened in the past.. whether it was good or bad. we all learn from the experience.. we take what we learned and use it in the future.. i heard once.. "never regret what once made you smile".. the future will be bright just never give up.

Holiday Eating Imperatives
1. Avoid carrot sticks. Anyone who puts carrots on a holiday buffet table knows nothing of the Christmas spirit. In fact, if you see carrots, leave immediately. Go next door, where they're serving rum balls! 2. Drink as much eggnog as you can. And quickly! It's rare. You can't find it any other time of year but now. So drink up! Who cares that it has 10,000 calories in every sip? It's not as if you're going to turn into an eggnog-alcoholic or something. It's a treat. Enjoy it. Have one for me. Have two. It's later than you think. It's Christmas! 3. If something comes with gravy, use it. That's the whole point of gravy. Gravy does not stand alone. Pour it on. Make a volcano out of your mashed potatoes; fill it with gravy. Eat the volcano. Repeat step #3. 4. As for mashed potatoes, always ask if they're made with skim milk or whole milk. If it's skim, pass. Why bother? It's like buying a sports car with an automatic transmission. 5. Do not have a snack before going to a p

Does Some Ppl Have Nothing Better To Do
ok ppl lets get a life ! yes there fakes on here and no i'm not one of um so to the little mother f***er who just shouted your a fake in my shout box then blocked me kiss my little white ass ! and while your at it go to hell you little you little bitch/bastard ya i don't no wather you are male or female but you really need a life beyond being a drama causing ass . if you want i'll give you the name of my photographer who took my pics and all my friends who no me in real life so if i were you i'd pick someone else who's not going to chew your ass . so in regards to your comment bite my left cheek and i don't mean the one on my face ! this shit is getting old so now it's time to find something else to bitch about . maybe you should go work on yourself about how to get along with others.and also i thank most of the ones calling everyone fakes must have something to hide there selfs or thay would leave everyone else alone and take care of there own business . so now i'm done so once again

My Father
my father passed away on this day in 2000. it was in 2000 that i first went to talladega to the nascar races. my father was so excited when he found out i was going to get to go to the races. i saw dale earnhardt sr win his last race. i miss my dad so much. my father died in december and dale sr was killed the following feburary.

Thoughts
I stand alone on silent nights, my scares of feelings dawn new light. I cannot reap a soul nor weep, and at night I cannot sleep. For the demons wake in silent beds, to pull all my fears and dread. I must stay on my chosen path; hope to outrun their gentle wraith. I cannot stop 'til peace has shone, but then I fear I am all alone. Like a candle I flicker light, shedding tears and shedding fright. The people cling with all their might, to hold to my dieing light. My fears and dreams came close to thee, stop what's right for me. All but your presence is unknown, how can I make all seem alone? it brings so much strength to stop these tears; Yet somehow your touch will wash my fears.

Pay It Forward
Coffee customers "pay it forward" by paying for those behind By Christina Siderius Seattle Times staff reporter What started as a small gesture of holiday cheer Wednesday has, in 24 hours, grown to involve more than 500 coffee drinkers in a chain of giving in Marysville. At about 8 a.m. Wednesday, a woman purchasing a drink at a Starbucks drive-through at 3725 116th Street Northeast offered to buy the drinks for the customers in line behind her. She told the employee who was working the window to wish the folks happy holidays, and she drove away, said the store's assistant manager Michele Case. Those customers were so touched that they paid for the order of the folks behind them. Countless gingerbread lattes and peppermint mochas later, the spirit of reciprocity carried on. As of 8 a.m. today, the line of giving had grown to involve 490 customers picking up tabs for those next in line at the store's drive-through and lobby, said Case. Case said it shows that

Bad Memories Of Christmas For Me
Back in 1974(Dec 23),my Dad died after being released from the hospital.[a blood clot in his eye broke loose & and hit his heart.I was 15. Several of the people I went to grade school with,died in accidents thru the years around that time of year also. Loosin my dad was bad enough on Dec23,but the most horrific deaths on that day(Dec 23)happened in 2003! Nikki & her 7week baby girl were killed in a house fire that was set by drunks and druggies!7 people died in that fire,& the fire dept& police ruled it an accident!The drunken drug couple that caused it were awarded over 1 million dollars in a lawsuit,while her mom only got $54,000,her dad only got $9000. That isnt even the point of this......Nikki was thrown out of her home when she was only 13!Her mom was worried nikki would steal her boyfreind !! I stepped in when she came to me[nikki] and I gave her a home.She called me mom coz my daughter& her were freinds.I was always there for her when her mom refused.....Even when she w

Dominguez Family Tree Epic...
Good Morning… today’s story is being delivered in two parts. The first part of the story is for those of you who like a good story and love happy endings… you know the John Boy Walton Christmas epic. However the second part of the story is from the deranged mind of Marty. I trust those of you who want happy endings will choose the first story and then call it quits. Good idea. The story is from yesterdays papers, world news and perhaps talk show programs all over the USA and perhaps further into Canada and Mexico. I am sure more coverage will be given to this story then that of Paris Hiltons new perfume.. Because the media is always looking for hero’s... .. No I do not know that she has a line of perfume I am just guessing… so on with the good news about the Dominguez Family and their rescue. Thank their lucky stars that the two California Rescue workers did not give up on them. The family which by now we all know ventured out into the woods to fetch a Family Christmas tree right af

Warped & Twisted
Harsh words & violent blows Hidden secrets nobody knows Eyes are open, hands are fisted Deep inside I'm warped & twisted So many tricks & so many lies Too many whens & too many whys Nobody's special, nobody's gifted I'm just me, warped & twisted Sleeping awake & choking on a dream Listening loudly to a silent scream Call my mind, the number's unlisted Lost in someone so warped & twisted On my knees, alive but dead Look at the invisible blood I've bled I'm not gone, my mind has drifted Don't expect much, I'm warped & twisted Burnt out, wasted, empty, & hollow Today's just yesterday's tomorrow The sun died out, the ashes sifted I'm still here, warped & twisted

I Want Ur Number
I WANT UR NUMBER Body: ___ Number:__________ Best time to call:________ text messaging (yes or no) _______ I dare you to copy and paste this and see how many numbers you get. If you don't, you will get bad luck for 7 years=] Repost as: "i want ur #"

My New Want
for Xmas my new want is one of those mini slideshow icons folks are using in their pics. Anyone on my friends list know how to make those? I've attempted it a couple of times with horrible failure. Any help would be appreciated. :-)

Raider Nation Prayer
"Our owner, who art in Oakland, Davis be thy name. By draft day come, thy will be done. On the field as it is on paper, Give us this day our weekly win And forgive us for our bashing, as we forgive no one who bashes against us Lead us not into a top 20 draft pick, but deliver us from mediocrity. For thine is THE NATION and the glory, and the power for ever and ever AMEN"

No Regrets
You only get one life, one choice, and one chance. Can't change the past, you gotta play what's dealt in your hand. I'll help you understand why I do what I do if you could help me understand why I should listen to you. There ain't a perfect person living on this planet today and I'm certain I've been wrong with some decisions I've made, but that's a play that's been played, they say whats done is done, you gotta loose a few battles before the wars won. See appoligies are given but have the balls to recieve it, at the time it seems right so I never reget it. The path I took look buddy, you can go and be mad, I'm a go on and laugh, your packing fun in my laughs. Wanna live life like there's no tomorrow, Drink it all like the who damn bottle, No regrets, no time for sorrow, wanna lead never wanna follow.

Just Want To See Who Cares Enough To Read This
Feeling a little down. It's chritmas time when every one is supose to be happy. Just found out I'm not going to get to see my daughter on Christmas nor Christmas EVE. Her wounderful dad has made plans. My brothers birthday is today. Never really got to know him since he's been in jail most of my life. So he spends yet another year of my life sitting behind bars. And I get to spend another Christmas being single. Ok guess I should stop being so picky hmmmm not. Thought maybe putting my thoughts here would help, didnt work lmao. Fuck it, I'm going shoping.

Eisenhower And The Documentation Of The Holocaust.
Eisenhower and the documentation of the Holocaust. It is a matter of history that when Supreme Commander of the Allied Forces, General Dwight Eisenhower, found the victims of the death camps he ordered all possible photographs to be taken, and for the German people from surrounding villages to be ushered through the camps and even made to bury the dead. He did this because he said in words to this effect: 'Get it all on record now - get the films - get the witnesses - because somewhere down the track of history some bastard will get up and say that this never happened' Who would ever think that the british will be the first one to step towards that way. All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing. Edmund Burke In Memorial This week, the UK removed The Holocaust from its school curriculum because it 'offended' the Muslim population which claims it never occurred. This is a frightening portent of the fear that is gripping the world

Why I Hate The Winter
its too fukin cold!!!!i gotta bundle up to stay warm but im still fukin cold!!!all the boobies get covered up!!!!i cant show off my tattoo!!!!i gotta wear boots...when i wear them all fukin day at work!!!!my toes get cold!!!!my hands get cold!!! snot freezes on my nose!!!! need a hat to cover my beautiful bald head!!!!cold hands when i pee!!!! (it is cool to write ur name in the snow) big bird turns to tweety bird when he gets cold!!!!! campin sux in the winter!!!!no phillies games to go to!!!!! all the asshole eagles fans come out!!!!!u gotta rake leaves!!!!(when u have no trees in ur yard but ur fukin neighbor does) "think i need my saw" cant sit outside n smoke a joint!!!! (i can but it sux passin it!!) MAN ....THINK I GOTTA GO DOWN .....WHERE ITS WARM!!!!

If I Was Your Girl....
1.) how many times a day would you kiss me? answer: 2.) Would you hold me? answer: 3.) Would you hug me? answer: 4.) Would you take me places? answer: 5.) Would you love me? answer: 6.) Would you lie to me?? answer: 7.) If I was sick what would you do? answer: 8.) Would you leave me for one of my friends? answer: 9.) Want to have a future with me? answer: 10.) Would you listen to all my problems and help me solve them? Answer: 11.) Would you introduce me to your mom/dad? answer: 12.) Would you care about what I wore when we go out? answer: 13.) Would you hang out with me AND my friends? answer: 14.) If your friend tried to get with me what would you do? answer: 15.) If me and one of your friends argued, whose side would you be on? answer: 16.) Would you give me your myspace password? answer: 17.) If I gave you mine would you read all my mail? answer: 18.) If I said I loved you would you say it back? answer: 19.) Ho

Christmas Rush.
Well Christmas is almost here and people are running around trying to do some last minute shopping and the crowds are scrambling to find bargains and also trying to find something for friends and family. When did Christmas become so commercialized? It doesn't seem like it use to be, a time for family and friends to appreciate the company of one another. Wake me on New Year's Eve... at least that can't be commercialized... or can it?

Update
Well I had to spend the night in the hospital, I came home Wednesday night. I was so ready to come home. But I started thinking maybe it might have been better to have stayed cause Wednesday night about 10 o clock I started getting really sick. I have been in so much pain the last few days its unbelievable. I have a high tolerance for pain but this has had me in tears, but the good news is im feeling a lot better today. Thank all of you for the get well wishes, I love all my fufriends and i have missed everyone. I figured I would get on here this morning and give everyone an update on how Im doing. Im about to go back to bed and get some more rest, hopefully Ill be back tonight...if not just so all of you know you are in my thoughts. Hugs, Love and Kisses

Such A Sunday!!
Western Wisconsin is in the midst of a snowstorm, snowing and blowing like crazy! I think we are getting close to our 12 inch mark. The radar shows that the storm is swirling over us, coming out of the North now, lol! Oh, yay! The authorities are requesting we stay off the roads - no kidding!! It has been an odd week, with all the planetary changes going on. Not to mention Winter Solstice and the Full Moon! A friend of mine offered to do my house "clearing" and a property clearing and soul clearing for me, as well. I learned much, lol, as I always seem to. I am feeling much better, if not up to my usual level. I have cut back on energy sending to just the most important sendings. It is Winter after all, lol! Time to pull that energy in! May you all have a wonderful Sunday and a glorious Holiday week! Much love and warm hugs for everyone! Blessings, and lots of them, for all my friends/family/fans all over the world! You are loved and appreciated for who you are. Later! Muahz!

Here Is The Deal Browns Fans........
Here is the deal Browns fans........ This setback in Cincinnati turned out to be quite devastating for the Browns, who no longer control their own destiny to reach the AFC playoff field. With a win against the 49ers in Cleveland on Sunday, the Browns must then wait and see what happens when the Titans play the Colts. Bottom line, even if the Browns beat the 49ers, the Titans still have to lose against the Colts in Indy. If the Browns lose then the Titans get in no matter what. Derek Anderson will be in another uniform next year I feel.

A Thought For Christmas
A Thought for Christmas Do you know what would have happened If it had been Three Wise Women Instead of Three Wise Men? They would have asked directions, Arrived on time, Helped deliver the baby, Cleaned the stable, Made a casserole, Brought practical gifts, and there would be Peace on Earth.

Merry Xmas Everyone
In case Ive missed anyone, Id like to take this opportunity to wish all my friends a wonderful xmas, and a happy, healthy and prosperous new year. Thank you all for putting up with my crazy humour, mad jokes weird personality and madness for the past year (even longer for some of you lol) You have each enriched my life in many various ways, and I hope to be able to annoy you all for a further year if you'll have me lol. love to all, may you be blessed with many reasons to smile, and all your hopes and dreams come true. Thanks for everything Dazzy

Everyone Can Kiss My Ass.......................
i cant belive that none of my friends on this site can't even give my husband any fucking suport, all u care about is looking at the tits and pussy pics on here. hes a great fucking guy, he would show any off you guys suport, if needed. you guys make me fucking sick. i see now who my friends really are and thats fucking sad shit. its the fucking holiday guys show some fucking respect and some suport.......i guess i will start taken people off my list, i dont give a shit if i loss fucking points...

Naughty Night Before Christmas
'Twas the night before Xmas and all through the house The whole damn family was drunk as a louse Grandma and Grandpa were singing a song And the kid was in bed flogging his dong Ma, home from the cat house, and me out of jail Had just crawled into bed for a nice piece of tail When out on the lawn, there arose such a clatter I jumped out of bed to see what was the matter Away to the window I flew like a flash Threw open the shutters and fell on my ass The moon on the crest of the new fallen snow Gave a whore-house-like luster to the objects below When what to my blood shot eyes should appear But a rusty old sleigh and two mangy reindeer With a little old driver a pounding his dick I knew in a moment, it must be Saint Nick Slower than snails his reindeer they came He bitched and he swore as he called them by name Now Dancer, now Prancer, up over the walls Quick now, damn it, or I'll cut out your balls. Then up to the roof he stumbled and

Incense, Resin And Essential Oils
Many Witches use incense as a representation of the element Air and the East quarter. They choose the appropriate scent based on what they want to accomplish within their circle. Others use it to add some oomph to their spellworkings. Incense comes in sticks, cones or resin. Some is self-burning; others require the use of charcoal disks. You can make your own incense using herbs and oils. Add some very finely ground saw dust to your mixture to make it self-burning. Essential Oils can be added to incense to make them more powerful. They can also be used in diffusers to enhance the atmosphere. For magick workings, oils can be used to anoint yourself or your tools, dress candles, mix with herbs, added to talismans, for ritual baths, etc. Below are the common uses for the popular incense and oils. If you are using an oil or incense that is not listed below, but is plant-based (such as sage), you can find the uses for it in the Herbs section. Allspice Money, Luck, Physical en

For The Man That Holds My Heart
Baby when I look at you You know it breaks my heart in two How beatiful you are I've seen you in a million dreams Now your finally here with me We will never be apart I wanna hold you forever Thats all I'll ever need You are my love You are my life My heart and soul The truest friend I've ever known You are my world All of my dreams My fantasy, my reality I love everything you are Every time I close my eyes It hits me so deep inside How real this feeling is I'm intoxicated by your touch It's a sweet sweet rush I'm in love with your kiss You're the one I trust hte most You changed me You are my love You are my life My heart and soul The truest friend I've ever known You are my world All of my dreams My fantasy, my reality I love everything you are Everything, I love everything you are!

Leeches
Leech (lech) n. One who preys on or clings to another : Parasite A leech is a parasite that will suck all the life out of your body if it could. The only way to get rid of them is to cut them off. After doing a self-assesment, I have decided to identify some leeches in my life and begin cutting them off. Here are some examples of leeches that you may also find in your life...... 1) Ride Leech ~ You only see these people when they need a ride somewhere. 2) Payday Leech ~ They only call the day before to find out what you are doing on payday. 3) Broke Addict Leech ~ They come over because they can't afford to support their own habits. They go to where they know they can find what they want. 4) Sexual Leech ~ They only call when they are horny or need to get fucked.....( Wait...this isn't so bad.) 5) Lazy Leech ~ They come over to see what you are making for dinner/ lunch/ breakfast and then invite themselves over because they are too lazy to cook for themselves. I

Dying
Dying (I feel like dying) When I say things that hurt you (Yes, I feel like crying) When we don't talk cuz we fighting (It's only when the drugs are gone) You my strongest drug cuz I'm addicted to ya love (That I feel like dying) When I listen to what others say (I feel like crying) When you leave me and I gotta walk away (It's only when the drugs are gone) You da one thang that keeps hope alive When everyone else abandons me and leaves Me to cry and tells me to silence my voice Without you baby I FEEL LIKE DYING

I Do
I Do Tell me can you feel my heart beat Tell me as I kneel down at your feet I knew that there would come a time When these two hearts would entwine Just put your hand in mine Forever For so long I have been an island Where no one could ever reach these shores We've got a whole lifetime to share And I'll always be there Darling this I swear So please believe me For these words I say are true And don't deny me A lifetime loving you If you ask will I be true Do I gave my all to you Then I will say I do I'm ready to begin this journey [ Lyrics found at www.mp3lyrics.org/p8 ] Well I'm with you with every step you take And we've got a whole lifetime to share And I'll always be there Darling this I swear So please believe me For these words I say are true And don't deny me A lifetime loving you If you ask will I be true Do I gave my all to you Then I will say I do So come on just take my hand Oh, come on let's make a

The Simpsons
Game Name: The Simpsons Category: TV/Movie Buzz Level: High Directions: Watch an episode of "The Simpsons". Before the show begins, have everyone pick a character name from out of a hat. But make sure that it is a character bearing the Simpson name. Each time your character speaks, you drink until they stop. Whoever gets Maggie must drink whenever you hear her sucking on the pacifier. Be careful, each episode is directed towards a specific character, so no one is safe. For an extended game, find someone who has several episodes on tape - They're everywhere

Where I Have Been Lately
well ive not been around lately...ended up back at the hospital for about a week..then got snowed in...weather isnt going to cooperate in the next few days either...hope all had a wonderful Christmas....be safe this New Years Eve if i dont get to talk to you before hand!!

I'll Walk Where My Own Nature Would Be Leading--it Vexes Me To Choose Another Guide. . . .
I'll walk where my own nature would be leading--It vexes me to choose another guide. . . . --Emily Bronte We journey across many intersections in our lives. Some may point in two directions, while others lead off in several. Our choice of direction can be difficult, especially when our friends choose a road we know to be dangerous. When this happens, we can choose to go our own way without them. If they begin to tease and taunt us about our decisions, may we remember that they are as scared as we were about their friends' reaction. We are not, after all, living for someone else. If we would be leaders, we can be assured that true leadership comes from following our own directions with confidence that it's right for us, not from fear of losing others' company. We can let others live their own lives without us, if their direction is not for us. We can walk away with pride, satisfied in the knowledge that we refused to allow other people's fears change our decisions. How have I

She Needs Your Help Only Needs 8000 To Get To 10,000
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The 12 Steps To Total And Complete Insanity
The 12 Steps to Total and Complete Insanity 1. We admitted we were powerless over nothing. We could manage our lives perfectly and we could manage those of anyone else that would allow it. 2. Came to believe that there was no power greater than ourselves, and the rest of the world was insane. 3. Made a decision to have our loved ones and friends turn their wills and their lives over to our care. 4. Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of everyone we knew. 5. Admitted to the whole world at large the exact nature of their wrongs. 6. Were entirely ready to make others straighten up and do right. 7. Demanded others to either "shape up or ship out". 8. Made a list of anyone who had ever harmed us and became willing to go to any lengths to get even with them all. 9. Got direct revenge on such people whenever possible except when to do so would cost us our own lives, or at the very least, a jail sentence. 10. Continued to take inventory of ot

Rant
argh!!!! OK, I been here since last jan 14th. I've lost and regained my MUMM's more than once. What puzzles me, is the uneven handed rules of MUMM's. there should be more Bouncer monitoring the MUMM's. It is an hard area to monitor, granted. There is so many newbies that do not the rules or regulations and violate them without knowing. The "regular" MUMMers see it and call them on it but no action is taken. MUMM - Make Up My Mind not a poll not a survey not a place to post latest thought on life, religion, or philosophy. I may be wrong but I've only seen "Year of the Dragon" bouncer "monitor" the MUMM's. There is so many grosss violations of TOS, its crazy. Yet the Constant MUMMer is punished while the Newbie MUMMer is allowed to post NON-MUMM daily. I've been here since before the NSFW MUMM's. That is still vioilated and NOOBS are forgiven while the Older MUMMers are punished. You say "we want to keep MUMM's pure" but NOOBs constantly use it as Polls/Surveys/Bulleti

Is There Something I Am Missing........?
I have had men come and go in my life most because I have pushed them away. But some because they just left.....But then there are some that I try so hard to push away and I try so hard tro be as mean as possible to, but they still stick around.... Why would they do that... is there truely something that I am missing, and if so could you please inlighten me with your knowledge and advice as to what it might be....So I can gain clarity where I only have confusion. Thank you so very much for any advice you may have to give on this subject. My ears and my mind are always open to any thoughts you may have to give.

Love
I was told by a man that had tears in his eyes... just yesterday in fact... "I can tell your son really loves you. More than that, I can tell that you really love your son. I don't mean you love him because you have to. I mean you love him because he has a problem and you're doing everything you can to help him. You make him smile, you give him attention, you teach him, you're hard on him when you have to be and at the end of the day, when you are all worn out, you still find the energy to make him feel safe going to sleep." To everybody reading this, THIS is what it is to be a parent. This is what parents must do to ensure their children's happiness, health and overall well-being. I don't do what I do for my son because I fear his peers ridiculing him. I don't help him because I want him out of my house and completely independent. I do want him independent, but not because I want my time to belong to me again. I truly love my son. Autism be fucking damned to hell. More th

Iam.....
ENGAGED!!!! Pat and I have taken us a step even further...We are gettin married!!!! Havent set a date yet tho....We are looking at buyin a house soon!!! Iam also looking at switching jobs as well....WOW 2008 is looking REALLY good for me....Sorry just had to share the news w/all :D

Tears
Through the years I seemed to have cried so many tears sometimes wishing I had died I seem to trust and care too much And sometimes wonder Why I dare to crave that human touch even after he lied. ©Sonya D. Free October 3, 2007

My Link To Contest/giveaway Please Help Me
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Friends Wit Benefits
Statistically speaking, unless you are a total hermit, social retard, or ugly as a bag of spoiled monkey food... There's at least 1 person on your fubar that wants to date you or sleep with you. So..... lets play "friends w/ benefits" The rules are simple... if you want to date the person who posted this, send them a message to their inbox saying "Im yours". If you just want to sleep with them and stay friends, send them a message that says "I'd hit it". SCARED? LOL THE TWIST IS YOU HAVE TO REPOST THIS, EVEN IF YOU'RE TAKEN & see who replies. There is at least 1 person on your list that wants to date you, and maybe more that want to sleep with you. SO... re-post as "Friends with Benefits", as it doesn't matter if your married, in a relationship,single, gay or straight! You opened it so you HAVE to repost it! A test of your bravery. Don't be a chicken!!

A Gothic Lifestyle"
a gothic lifestyle is a great lifestyle to live and want u get to wear black but u also get judge for wearing black,ur make up how u look its not always a easy lifestyle to have and be in but hey life isnt always easy but it could be better if everyone just would get alone and not judge it would make the world a better place to live and coenside if everyone would just get alone instead of fighting and killing so take my advice and get along dont judge treat others the way u wanna be treated.

You Killed My Love
I remember back to those very words You said you spoke with true love to me Telling me of all I meant to you For eternity you wanted to be with me I hear them only in my memories As the days have slowly passed us by I sit in lonliness wondering now What happened to that love and why Tears fill my eyes this day Falling like a shower from above Pain replaces the joy in my heart From you as you have killed my love An emptiness I am feeling deep inside Wounds rip at my precious heart Tears fall from my swollen eyes As I watch in silence as we drift apart I fight with all my courage I have To keep the love we once knew But I can not save it by myself no more I will need the some help from you I see you turn away from me now I know the end is near this day I watch as you walk away from me My heart crushed, I fill with dismay I only asked to be loved by you Feeling the warmth your heart But instead you have broken mine As this day I watch you depart I long once aga

Media Is Most Effective!
The milk feeding of negative psychic bits and pieces to deteriorate the moral codes of decency and theb rainwashing for the past 45 years has been most effective. It is the constituency of the DemoRATic party to blame. Over the years they have ignored all of the things against God and country and instead of getting this evil leadership out of there they let it fester like a wound. They now have a foothold and America will be no more in about 30 years at the most. They are blind as this happens in front of their eyes daily on the ABC, NBC and CBS news, not to mention the Party leaders and their move to get God out of the country in total. They fund the ACLU, all gay and lesbian movements, anything to release evil criminals loose in the streets to continue to terrorize; just anything that is against the laws of God --You check out and you see where the funds and the grants come from! Read the effects below. Same difference! In a news conference Deanna Favre announced she wil

New Rule
I decided to clear my "Friends" list of all the people that never seem to talk to me. I am pretty sure most of these people just wanted to see "dirty" pics to begin with. Sorry people, not going to happen! I am also adopting a new policy of only accepting new Friends requests from people that put something in the comment s of the Add request. I have had too many people who just want to see some skin. I am just tired of that, and so therefore I am turning over a new leaf. Going to try to get rid of all the deadwood in my life this year.

Of Heart And Soul
THIS MORNING HAS ME PONDERING: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE HEART AND THE SOUL, WHAT IS IN MY HEART , NOT IN MY SOUL, WHAT IS IN MY SOUL, NOT IN MY HEART. HERE IS SOME OF MY MUSING…. I KNOW THAT OUR EXISTENCE HAS THIS ENERGY, IT IS A REALITY, NOT A FAIRY TALE. FROM THE MOMENT OF OUR CONCEPTION WE CARRY THAT SPECIAL ENERGY THAT WE MUST MATCH TO OUR IDENTICAL ONE THAT EXISTS SOMEWHERE IN THE WORLD, IN THE UNIVERSE. HERE I CAN ONLY SPEAK FOR MYSELF, BUT I’VE FOREVER FELT AN EMPTINESS, A PART OF ME THAT WAS MISSING. AS FAR AS MY CONSCIOUS MEMORY FLOWS, I’VE ALWAYS FELT LIKE I NEEDED TO *FIND* SOMETHING. DÉJÀ VUES, NOSTALGIA, CALL IT WHAT MIGHT. THIS FEELING THAT TELLS US THAT WE MUST UNITE WITH *SOMEONE* IS STRONGER, MORE POWERFUL THAN WE CAN IMAGINE . UNCONSCIOUSLY, WE KNOW THAT WHEN AND WHERE WE DO UNITE WITH THIS COMPELLING STRENGTH, WE WILL LINK WITH THE COMPLETENESS OF OUR SOULS. IT IS WHAT HAS BEEN IN THE WORKS FROM THE BEGINNING. I KNOW THAT THIS BEING EXISTS, I KNO

I Got Game !!!!
You know it's really very funny , in a conversation with a friend of mine the other day he and I both concluded that 98 % of men today really suck at sex and women in general !!! I talk to all of my friends male and female every day about sex and my adventures that i've had in my life ! That just it I have come to think that I must be in the upper 2% of the world and its a great feeling !!! Now the men who read this of course will disagree due to thier large egos. First ,, through talking to most women you soon find the largest complaint by far is that men always get thiers and get off leaving the woman unsatisfied . HHHMMM Number two has been that men don't last long enough !!! Followed by lack of romance , lack of will to explore new things ,, ect !!! Things that i hear from the women in my life have always confused me , hell the things my friend look at me crazy for fucking scares me !!! What the hell is wrong with men today ,, what a bunch of pussys !!! Guys that dont

'the' Password
Here's your laugh of the day !!! Password A woman was helping her husband set up his computer, and at the appropriate point in the process, told him that he would now Need to enter a password..Something he will use to log on. The husband was in a rather amorous mood and figured he would try For the shock effect to bring this to his wife's attention. So, When the computer asked him to enter his password, he made it Plainly obvious to his wife that he was keying in... P... E... N.. I... S... His wife fell off her chair laughing when the computer replied: PASSWORD REJECTED. NOT LONG ENOUGH GIGGLES LOL HAVE A GREAT DAY NOT DIRTY...BUT, NOT SQUEEKY CLEAN EITHER...=NSFW

Conspiracy Theories...
Good Morning, conspiracy theories have been sweeping this nation as well as other nations for centuries. As far back as I can remember there have always been those who will bend the ear of many to bring kais and unravel the very structure of what we have been told is the way of life and now a new way of life is just over the horizon. Conspiracy theories are a way of this nation, that nation the entire world. I will name a few and you tell me if you have not heard similar theories or stories that make you say, hmmm perhaps there is something fishy going on here or was back then. Julius Caesar, The Kennedy’s, Martin Luther King, is that enough? Do you need more? The world has passed by so fast and many stories have been told of it’s creation, existence and what was and is…now comes more conspiracy theories on a human culture of computerized chips being placed in our bodies to track our every move. Ok, you say no one can do that with out your approval. Ok, then how about in a card which y

It's So Hard!
I am so tired of struggling. Tired of this emotional and financial pit I am in. I bust my ass working to pay the bills and it is never enough. I just don't know how much more I can take. Sometimes I just want to run away and let the chips fall where they may, but I just can't do that. I keep trying and keep failing. I just don't know what to do anymore.

Redneck Vasectomy
An Alabama couple, both bona fide rednecks, had 9 children. They went to the doctor to see about getting the husband "fixed." The doctor gladly started the required procedure and asked them what finally made them make the decision--why after nine children, would they choose to do this. The husband replied that they had read in a recent article that one out of every ten children being born in the United States was Mexican, and they didn't want to take a chance on having a Mexican baby because neither of them could speak Spanish. "Git-R-Done"

Dying To Get Out..
my eyes are closed trying to seek a love so pure someone to believe in all i am a man i can trust with all my heart and soul to make me a better person to encourage me to move on with my hearts desire follow my dreams and Passions life is full of Pain so i have to find a heart to fill me up stuck in my world i seek my life i live for my children to help them to live in this crazy world how can i do this when i have not found happiness i will do the best i can and be the best person i can be for i am a work in progress....hugs to all my friends

Christmas Divorce
Christmas Divorce A man in Phoenix calls his son in New York the day before Christmas and says, 'I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough.' "Pop, what are you talking about?' the son screams. "We can't stand the sight of each other any longer,' the father says. 'We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Chicago and tell her.' Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone 'Like heck they're getting divorced,' she shouts, 'I'll take care of this.' She calls Phoenix immediately, and screams at her father, 'You are NOT getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?' and hangs up. The man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. 'Okay' he says, 'they're both coming for Christmas and paying their own way.'

"best Wishes"
Heavon will you wait on me..Cause I'm not ready yet..Everybody's wondering...What will happen next..Everybody's searching...I hope that they do find..Everything thier hearts desire..& Lasts for all time.. So heavon will you wait on me..Cause I'm not ready yet..I'm to young to remember..& To old to forget..Everybody's looking..For thier own way of life..To step out of the Darkness..& Bathe in the Light...

Burn Your Mortgage Early
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Sir&sis
i give myself to Sir and Sis i give my self to you and you alone i know i have a long way to go but hopefully,the right way u will show I hope they give me the chance to show them what i can be then maybe they will see what they mean to me i will give myself whole heartly my soul,everything i got us three as 1. i dont want to stop i want to please them be apart of there family so together us 3 we will be

Thoughts
Perfection in my Eyes All I ever wanted was to be part of your heart, And for us to be together, to never be apart. No one else in the world can even compare, You're perfect and so is this love that we share. We have so much more than I ever thought we would, I love you more than I ever thought I could. I promise to give you all I have to give, I'll do anything for you as long as I live. In your eyes I see our present, our future and past, By the way you look at me I know we will last. I hope that one day you'll come to realize, How perfect you are when seen through my eyes. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- When I'm with you, eternity is a step away, my love continues to grow, with each passing day. This treasure of love, I cherish within my soul, how much I love you... you'll never really know. You bring a joy to my heart, I've never felt before, with each touch of your hand, I love you more

Kali
Hindu The black-skinned goddess of strong passions, be they homicidal, violent, erotic, or motherly. Kali springs from the forehead of the goddess Durga when the latter is angry. Mortals see her most often when she appears at battles or upon the burning grounds. They report her as an emaciated figure, whose tongue hangs out between her large fangs. She wears a necklace of of skulls and rotting heads. Her images often depict her trampling her husband, Shiva. One must be cautious about invoking her, even though she is a terrifyingly efficient fighter on behalf of good, because she threatens to destroy all of creation when she becomes drunk with battle lust. Despite these monstrous aspects, Kali is beloved of the powerless in Indian society, especially members of the lower castes who see her as their Divine Mother who loves them and protects them from evil. Feminists see her as the personification of female power. New Agers revere her for her unbridled sensuality. Members of the Thuge

Fill In The Blanks
Because I'm bored & so very tired.. I____ Angel Baby. Angel Baby is____. If I were alone in a dark alley with Angel Baby, I would _______. I think Angel Baby should ___________. Angel baby needs _________. I want to _________ Angel Baby. Angel Baby reminds me of _______. Without Angel Baby, I would _______. Memories of Angel Baby are __________. Angel Baby can be ______. Worst thing about Angel Baby is ________. Best thing about Angel Baby is _________. I am ________ with Angel Baby.

Blonde Interrogation!
Blonde Interrogation! > > > A policeman was interrogating 3 blondes who were training to become detectives. To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows them a picture, then hides it. > > "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?" > > The first blonde answers, "That's easy, we'll catch him fast because he only has one eye!" > > The policeman says, "Well...uh...that's because the picture shows his profile." > > Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he flashes the picture for 5 seconds at the second blonde and asks her, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?" > > The second blonde giggles, flips her hair and says, "Ha! He'd be too easy to catch because he only has one ear!" > > The policeman angrily responds, "What's the matter with you two?? Of course only one eye and one ear are showing because it's a picture of his profile! Is that the best answer you can come up with?" > > Extremely frustrated at this point, he sho

011008 Love Tarot
The Star card suggests that you shouldn't be afraid to let a little 'diva-tude' shine through. Take an opportunity to embrace some you time. As you contemplate how best to be true to yourself, you may find yourself ready to move past the mere illusion of what was or what could be. The confidence, peace or independence that you exude as a result can brighten romantic prospects or lead to improved intimacy. Your moment is upon you, so grab it while you can.

In My Dreams
In my dreams i get to hold u, in my dreams i can kiss u, i dnt ever want to wake, but wake i must, i face each day knowing it brings me closer to u, that one day soon my dreams become reality, i will get to love u like i do, show u everyday, what u mean to me, watch u sleep, snuggling close feeling ur heartbeat, ur breath on me, watching ur chest rise and fall, listening to ur lil growls as u sleep, wondering what u dream of, is it me, seeing ur smile, hearing ur laugh, having u to myself, listening to u say u love me, feeling ur arms around me, the safety of letting u hold me, knowing together we can face anything

None Of Your Business!!!
Summary: The national census, which historically is taken every ten years, has expanded to quench the federal bureaucracy's ever-growing thirst to govern every aspect of American life. The new survey, unlike the traditional census, is taken each and every year at a cost of hundreds of millions of dollars. It contains 24 pages of intrusive questions concerning matters that simply are none of the government's business, including your job, your income, your physical and emotional heath, your family status, your dwelling, and your intimate personal habits. Americans are legally obligated to answer, and can be fined up to $1,000 per question if they refuse! by Ron Paul, Dr. July 12, 2004 You may not have heard of the American Community Survey, but you will. The national census, which historically is taken every ten years, has expanded to quench the federal bureaucracy’s ever-growing thirst to govern every aspect of American life. The new survey, unlike the traditional census, is

Creation
On the first day, God created the dog and said: Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years." The dog said: "That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?" So God agreed. On the second day, God created the monkey and said:"Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I 'll give you a twenty-year life span." The monkey said: "Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty long time to perform. How about I give you back ten like the dog did?" And God agreed. On the third day, God created the cow and said: "You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer's family. For this, I will give you a life span of sixty years." The cow said: "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. How about twenty and I'll give

Wal-mart Greeter
A very loud, unattractive, mean woman walked into Wal-Mart with her two kids yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. The Wal-Mart Greeter says "Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?" The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "Hell no, they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 6. Why the hell would you think they are twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?" "I'm neither blind nor stupid", replied the Greeter. "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice."

Dick Sucking
I know some guys that are my friends I'd fuck them all until the world ends There is this one who knows me well If I asked him he'd say go to hell I like him a lot more than a friend He doesn't know it yet I've kept it away from him He's got a great personality He knows me by my name most definitely We ride around town like friends do When the lights go out no one knows what to do Don't speak a word about what goes on We fuck all night until the break of dawn We do things people wouldn't imagine If it got out it would be a sin We were lying in the grass one afternoon We laid there until we saw the moon When it was completely dark he said "here take this" I said "what is it? Something you're going to miss?" He stuck it in my mouth clear to my throat When I figured out how to work it he started moaning like a goat It wasn't long after that he went down on me I realized that I liked getting on my knees There after that episode I haven't laid to rest I suck a lot

Smart Women
Gotta love this woman's thinking!!! Jennifer's wedding day was fast approaching. Nothing could dampen her excitement--not even her parents' nasty divorce. Her mother had found the PERFECT dress to wear and would be the best dressed mother-of-the-bride ever! A week later, Jennifer was horrified to learn that her father's new young wife had bought the exact same dress as her mother! Jennifer asked her step mom to exchange it, but she refused. "Absolutely not! I look like a million bucks in this dress, and I'm wearing it," she replied. Jennifer told her mother who graciously said, "Never mind sweetheart. I'll get another dress. After all, it's your special day." A few days later, they went shopping and did find another gorgeous dress. When they stopped for lunch, Jennifer asked her mother, "Aren't you going to return the other dress? You really don't have another occasion where you could wear it." Her mother just smiled and replied, "Of course I do, dear. I'm wearing it to th

My Bros , Sis,kid,and Sexy!
hello ppl! i am 22 but alot of ppl say i look 12 which i think that it is funny b.c when i was 12 ppl thought that i was in my 20's. which is understandable b.c i have no makeup at the moment lost it and i don't spend 3 hours getting ready now i am a shower and go. i have just a lil time to get on here and check myspace but anyways enough about me let me talk about everyone else in my life its more fun!!! i have the most wonderful sweetest person in my life and no joe ur not going first hehe my baby she is 2 yrs old and she is sooo cute she is sooo like me in so many ways that it scares me lol and she is like her dad alot to even though she never sees him just the reallllllly lil things lol thank God not the big things. she is potty traained!!!!! thank God don't give up they all told me u wanna know wat when i said i don't care if u pee in ur pants and she can wear diapers she had to use the pottie i think that they just want to see ur breaking point and when u have li

Friends
I like you because of who you are to me.... A true friend. And if I don't get this back I'll take the hint. Tonight at midnight your true love will realize they like you . Something good will happen to you PM tomorrow. It could be anywhere -- AOL, Yahoo, outside of school, anywhere. Get ready for the biggest shock of your life. Remember: 'A good friend will come bail you out of jail.... But a true friend will be sitting next to you saying WE screwed up, but we had fun!' Proud To Be Your Friend!

My New Fu-master X-cite Me!
You have to check out this girl she is the absolute bomb.She is one of the sweetest hottest people you could ever meet.If you don't know her come on people go show her some love with adds/fans/and rates! If you do know her then go show her extra love.Look at her she is smokin hot!!!!!

My Perfect Lady
Features: Head: Long Hair that are full of life Beautiful Eyes Gorgeous Face sooo beautiful that i can never take my eyes off her Cute Nose Pretty Smile Bubbly Kissable Cheeks Biteable Neck Body: Has Meat on her Bones (or just big boned) Nice Thighs and Legs C-DD Nice Perky Boobs 5'3''-6'5'' and weight proportionate to the height. (so if you're 5'6'' about 110-130ish) Tight Spankable Butt Personality: Has a sense of humor Can make me laugh Likes Biting, Kissing, Scratching, Spanking, Wrestling etc. Puts a smile on my face Kinky Joyous If she needs help or anything she comes to me Doesn't bitch about little things Talkative Crazy (not in a psycho way) Doesn't play too damn hard to play Open-minded Likes to/Offers to/Doesn't mind paying for things once in a while Watches TV with me and we laugh our asses off together :) Always there for me Has her own Opinions Likes to try new things Always there for me Outgoing Laidback Isn't a ditcher ( i se

Memorie's Of Him !
setting by the computor on a on lonely saturday afternoon.with nothing to do but fool around on fubar . but my thought's keep going back to him and all the time we had together. wanting to see him and touch him . wanting him to hold me like so many times before. so caught up in my thoughts and not hearing the door open and till i feel his arms slip around me. i don't even have to look i know its him by the feel of his arms and the smell of his colonge i no so well . i stand and feel for a while his breath on my neck and the way his arms and hands feel on my body . like so many times before i don't dare move in case its a dream. but its not he is there . he's glad to see me he always is . i missed him and he knows it's true without even asking. not a word is said just glad to be in each others arm's . no thoughts for the day no thoughts at all just of the moment as we touch and cares each others body's .the hours spend in each others arm's and the love we shared . when it's over as we

Un-confusing Men
Un-confusing Men 1. Women are not buggers in men lives. 2. Women hearts are not men stumping ground. 3. Women are open and free with their love more quickly than men are. 4. Women are not machine’s or pets, nor are women your personal slaves. 5. Women are not hard to understand, if men were more open to see, feel and listen to what is being said to them rather worrying about if he is or isn’t going to get laid. 6. Thoughts and feelings within women hearts and souls is about being seen for who they are within instead always being stared at because of the shape and how their bodies are built. 7. Women don’t walk, live or breathe just for sex, unless they are being paid, but when you treat them like a whore….that is what you get in the end. 8. Women were not put on this earth for solely men over ruling and controlling. 9. Women do have ideas and thoughts that would shake the world into shape, if men were not always breathing, walking, and drooling, fantasies dogs over when they

To My Staff U Will Are Be Assign A Shift
and if u can't work them or work ssomething out with me you will be replaced that simple you disappointed me bad tonite.And I will not be played a fool I'm done with the bullshit in my Lounge.This gose for all the staff except my new ones hired tonite

Diary Of Mundanity. A Clean Sweep, Wash Out Brush Up, Gargle With The Sink And Set The Records Straight, Or Whatever
Nice eh? Well you have to start somewhere. It has been an astrological day filled with tension. To start with, it poured and then the sink started mumbling and humming but by the time it had some live entertainment it was singing. Well, actually it stank so rather than nip it in the bud with bleach it had a plug full of live bacteria. No, not the yoghurt gut variety. This is unfriendly bacteria for killing any organic matter it comes into contact with that is generally decomposing as opposed to just plain composing; and sure made the sink think twice about singing and humming again. The wardrobe had a shake up and make over due to the arrival of the charity bag. Rather than carry on in the vain hope that 'One day I might grow back into that, (actually shrink would be a more accurate description), so I will keep it,' I had a ruthless scour of said wardrobe and chucked a lot of stuff out. I have to do that when no one is looking, well I did not pay for them, some I did not even c

Jan 13 Romantic
Dear Tawnya, Here is your couple's love horoscope for Sunday, January 13: Lighten up, especially when it comes to your attitude toward this relationship. You don't have to start acting like a clown, but do make an effort to see the funny side of things. It'll give you much-needed perspective.

We Call It Acid.
Another fun Sunday comes to a uneventful end. Yay. And no,I could give a rats ass about football. Watching steroid ingesting thugs chasing a ball on a field isn't my idea of fun. Moving right along...... I've been on a real downloading spree (legal downloads mind you). I've managed to snag some awesome Acid House tracks as well as mixes. There's not much in life in that makes me smile or jazzed...but this stuff does. Nothing like the syncopated beats of a TR-808 / 909 drum machine and liquidy,bubbly,gurgling sounds of a TB-303. Really get's my juices flowing. --------------- And now for something completely different.... A few days ago, the idiot upstairs decides to pound my doors...yelling that music is much too loud. I say through the door..It's not even on 2...it's 8 pm, get a grip and go upstairs. He yells some more. I say,look dick, I never say anything when you and that thing your with have these knock out drag out fights and toss things around. And it sounds

Fucking Men!
So I am about to go to bed here shortly. Well lately as some of you that I am close to know..Im not having any luck with men. They are a bunch of fucking morons. (No offense) Just my personal opinion. Why is that a damn man thinks he can lie and get away with it? Then when he gets caught he still wants to lie to your face? I just don't understand why can yens just be truthful? Im not saying all men. Please don't take this to heart...It is just me writing and ranting. I know women are like this too. I like to kick their teeth down their throat if I could. Im just so tired of being fucked over. What is truthly wrong here? Im not bad looking. Im a decent person. I have a sense of humor. Im not all about the damn drama. The only things I exspect is for him to faithful and not lie. Maybe I can't hang on to one because Im not easy. Could that be it? Do you men really like easy chicks? Is it all about the pussy? Im just curious that is all. If someone could give me some input I'd be grateful.

That Thing We Don't Talk About
I told him I did that thing we don’t talk about. He answered- Oh. Considering we talk about everything Except that. I knew he would know. And be disappointed. That might be a lie. Other things go unsaid. Like how we can’t stand to be in her room. While she’s away, Falling into the cracks of religion Masked by the fallacy of recovery. In our selfish minds We can’t help but wish she were still the same Calling herself Oblivion And doing that thing we don’t talk about.

Thought For Today 1-14-08
Have you ever loved someone so much it hurts when they're away? thats the perdicament i find myself in..... and its not just today....i have found myself in this situation for almost 10 months now. we were together at first, we both wanted to settle down, be together....the whole deal....than some things came to the surface and he didn't want to be together anymore. we continued to be friends, but did nothing as a couple anymore.....any because i still cared a great deal about him, we got into constant fights when he saw a new girl. it angered me that he could just move on so quickly and forget about us and what we had. it sucks. and to this day it stil sucks. we have lived together for the past 8 almost 9 months and although we;ve had our trials and tribulations we still love each other (though in totally different ways!) He is away from me right now, and its totally killing me. I thought I was over him, but i guess im not. i cant sleep at night, every song reminds me of him and ev

Some Thoughts To Ponder On In 2008!!
Did you know that..... If you can start the day without caffeine, If you can get going without pep pills, If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains, If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles, If you can eat the same food every day and be grateful for it, If you can understand when your loved ones are too busy to give you any time, If you can take criticism without resentment, If you always treat poor and rich friends alike, If you can conquer tension without medical help, If you can relax without liquor, If you can sleep without the aid of drugs, ...Then You Are Probably The Family Dog! **********************************************************************

I.r.a.
In 1920 Northern Ireland came into existence with the British Government of Ireland Act. Which stated that Great Britain was to take over the six counties of Northern Ireland and establish their own Government. I am for The Irish Republican Army and what they stand for. They stand for unifying Ireland as a whole instead of two main areas of land. They are against British occupation in Northern Ireland and have proved so not only politically but with armed uprisings as well. I find this passage from the Proclamation of Ireland document to be very inspiring and incredibly beautiful and I would like to share it with you. "In the name of God and of the dead generations from which she receives her old tradition of nationhood, Ireland, through us, summons her children to her flag and strikes for her freedom." I just feel that these words are so powerful and uplifting to me. I think their calling out to all of the Irish people to stand up and take a rise for what's rightfully t

My Inspiration
Everything I'd say to you today dad if you were still here would probably go nothing like I imagine it would. I know, you'd call me up early to let me know you expect something "big" for Father's Day.. You were never shy about that... Your b-day too.. always "I want something big!" Remember the time we brought over a huge box... like refrigerator size and each time you unwrapped it there was a smaller box in it until you finally got to your new watch? I got ya that time with you and your "something big".... And then there was you always griping at me because I would stop by after work every day and since I had held my pee all day (too busy to go) would walk right in to your bathroom and you would bitch at me cuz I was using water and why couldn't I go before I left the office. Wasting water...geez.. tightwad.. Or how you would cover your face with your hankerchief when I drove into your driveway in my beat up old chevy with the shocks worn out and pretended you were choki

Black
"Black" Hey... oooh... Sheets of empty canvas, untouched sheets of clay Were laid spread out before me as her body once did. All five horizons revolved around her soul As the earth to the sun Now the air I tasted and breathed has taken a turn Ooh, and all I taught her was everything Ooh, I know she gave me all that she wore And now my bitter hands chafe beneath the clouds Of what was everything. Oh, the pictures have all been washed in black, tattooed everything... I take a walk outside I'm surrounded by some kids at play I can feel their laughter, so why do I sear? Oh, and twisted thoughts that spin round my head I'm spinning, oh, I'm spinning How quick the sun can drop away And now my bitter hands cradle broken glass Of what was everything? All the pictures have all been washed in black, tattooed everything... All the love gone bad turned my world to black Tattooed all I see, all that I am, all I'll be... yeah... Uh huh... uh huh... ooh... I know s

The Three
Jagged wood pieces of the doorframe go airborne and crash against the floor with minimal sound. Holding his shoulder and stepping in, he looks onward at the bed in front of him. And the girlfriend it contains. And the man that is not him. Quickly ceasing and desisting from their actions, both look up at him with fearful faces, guilt ridden eyes and gaping jaws. Wondering what his next move is going to be, what he will say, how he will react, they wait in silence, hardly taking a breath in anticipation. But he does not know what to do either. He does imagine, though. Pulling out a pistol he does not have, or even own, and firing several well placed shots into each of their chests, and faces, before dropping to his knees, and giving himself one as well. Pouring gasoline on and around the bed, as they plead for their worthless lives. And in a moment of crazy/optimisim, He envisions all of his friends, popping out of the closets, and from under beds, to reveal that it

The Dream
I finally crawled into bed last night, late. With visions of you still in my head. Anticipation pounding in my heart. All my senses filled with your existence. As I escaped into the dream world I know so well, I took you with me. We walked down the beach together. Our hands touching and our hearts bonding through them. The wind kissing our faces gently. The sand giving way under our feet. The warmth in our hearts that only a poet would understand. Finding an oasis in the never ending edge of the world, We sit beneath the giant tree, on the patch of thick grass that seems to have been put there just for us. We talked for what seems to be hours. Never running out of things to say, feelings to share, thoughts to exchange. I reach out to touch you and you stop my hand with yours. Our fingers touch. Our hands envelop each other. Almost as though they were making love to each other. Our fingers dancing. Our eyes gazing into each others. A soft and gentle smile exch

A Loss To Remember.
Hey all, sry I haven't been on here but I havent been to chatty lately. Reason I was gone was because my uncle David Walker Thomas passed away recently and we were real tight. I was just hangin out with him a couple days b4 he died and he seemed great. But i found out later that he died of a heart attack out of nowhere. So I feel like everyone that matters so much to me is leavin me behind... hope everyone understands. You'll be missed folk... :-(

The Incredibles
The incredibles, yes an animated masterpiece for the whole family (or us kids who never want to grow up). This movie proves that there are original ideas still out there. Good story line and full of little quips for the adults too. this story follows a family of superheroes after lawsuits have forced super heroes to go into hiding, only using their alter egos. But can they just put aside their super hero days, of course not. And when trouble rises it's ugly head they are back into action. The heroes are well mixed even if they have powers seen before, they could have come up with something new however. Edna (the heroes costume designer) is GREAT though and makes a nice new addition to the idea of super heroes. The arch villain too is kinda cool too in he has no real super powers, yet is quite fomidible in his own rights. My niece and nephew told me i had to rate this one 5 out of 5 tankards and since this movie is geared towards them i let them rate it.

Panty Droppers
Panty Droppers 1/2 oz Crown Royal 1/2 oz Peach Schnapps 1 splash(es) Red Bull Energy Drink Combine Crown and Peach Schnapps in a shot glass (think drink works better if you have shot glass/cup combo). Add ounce or two of red bull. Shoot and enjoy.

Todayt Is My _day!!
Hey ppl today is my 21st B-day please show me some love I'll like a 7, 30 day blast And maybe a HH if u wanna show me that much love But if u don't just send me something lol and alot of comments toooo!!!!!!

Pride Is A Lonely Blanket (when We Speak) By Red Wanting Blue
We can't seem to sleep With a heart so over-rested We see stars Long live the start of the moment That lasts when we hold it We can't seem to speak With a tongue So roped...and twisted, come on We are part of the moment That lasts when we hold it When we speak but our words Won't let us say so And we wished we'd let it all show We started falling apart at the heart We will be broken until the end We can't even breathe With lungs So black and deflated Goodbye To all of the moments that die when we forget When we speak but our words Won't let us say so And we wished we'd let it all show We started falling apart at the heart We will be broken until the end When we speak but our words Won't let us say so And we wished we'd let it all show We started falling apart When we speak but our words Won't let us say so And we wished we'd let it all show We started falling apart at the heart We will be broken until the end Until the End

My Living Will
MY LIVING WILL Last night my sister and I were sitting in the den and I said to her, "I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle to keep me alive. That would be no quality of life at all, If that ever happens, just pull the plug." So she got up, unplugged the computer, and threw out my wine. She's such a bitch.

My Face
Raindrops and heat, Bodies entwined, Our sweat mingles, As our passion grows, Skin on skin, Lips locked together, Fingers exploring New territory, My cries grow frenzied, Outside the rain falls hard, As if in time with your thrusting fingers, At last I surrender my soul to you. for WMH 9-6-2007

My Dads Made This I Love It Ty Dad And Mom
Happy Birthday Texxas Sweetie. ~Texxas~@ fubar This is the sweet little Texxas, Stop in and show her some Birthday love. Rate her, Become her fan, Crush her. Happy Birthday love Mom and Dad

Stretch
Stretch As I rise each morning I stretch Arms and feet as far apart as I can get them I have always done this Yet I never knew why I am waking from the dream of you Yet you are so far away I stretch to reach you, to touch your face Still, you are so far away I never believed that there was another Another heart like mine Another heart with no boundaries on its love Another half of this body I have been given I know now that you are out there Waiting to find me So I will rise every morning Stretch my arms and feet as far apart as I can get them Because I know that one day You will no longer be so far away You will no longer be only in my dreams You will be in my arms As you are forever in my heart

Toooo Funny!!
ORIGINAL STORY : By THE ASSOCIATED PRESS HOUSTON — A tracking dog apparently stepped on a loaded shotgun in his owner’s pickup truck, firing a fatal blast into the man’s thigh during a goose hunt, officials said. Perry Alvin Price died at a hospital Saturday from severe blood loss shortly after the accident in southeastern Texas. Investigators said Price was hunting near Stowell, about 100 kilometres east of Houston, when he shot a goose. Price, 46, then set the gun in the back of his truck and was about to open the tailgate to release his tracking dog when the shotgun fired, investigators said. The blast penetrated the truck’s tailgate before hitting Price. Paw prints from the dog, a chocolate Labrador retriever named Arthur, were found on the muddy shotgun, Sheriff Joe LaRive said. Daniel Groberg, Price’s hunting partner, said he tried to stop the bleeding with clothing before driving Price to seek help. “It’s the strangest case that I’ve se

Thought For The Day Sunday 01/20/2008
A thought for the day from: Peter Britt "Seen me, you have. Those things which give credence to the never-ending optimist, as well as the harbinger of darkness. Yes, in both worlds I dwell and both are my domain. I control my own destiny, albeit at times seemingly without intelligent direction. None, but me makes this world. None bare responsibility for my actions, only I take credit for the souls that burn. Up ahead, the light, faint, but visible. I see not what it holds, only that it is. Hope prevails and perhaps soon, once again calm will invade where chaos reigns. One day, release from this self made prison shall come. One day, I shall find my forgiveness." ©2008 Peter Britt Krystal Vision Productions

Birthday Bashing!
I am going to turn 21 on Feb 6th! Soo i need some hints, ideas, on what to do on my 21st birthday, it is on a weds! Which sucks! I thought about throwing a huge ass party! But thats like a lot of money? But then i thought about clubbing! Or bar sitting! I dont know. Drop by and give me some info!!!

Things Guys Should Loose Their Balls Over!
When you have testicles there is some shit in life you can do that should have you stripped of them. Here is some of that shit. -Wear a pink shirt: When babies are born the only thing used to tell the difference between male and female is blue and pink… That never changes. Stop it. -Peirce anything: I see an earing, I think gay. If you aren't gay, buy a calender… It's 2008. -Tan: "I went hunting and killed me a a couple deer today, what did you do?" "I went to the tanning salon." I rest my case -Type any of the following: LOL - TTYL - ROFLMAO - TEE HEE. Say any of that shit out loud… I fucking dare you. -Drink any form of coffee that has more than two syllables in it: COF-FEE . If you say Non fat carmel macciatio, with light foam, and whipped cream… You deserved to be bitch slapped for putting that much work into ordering anything. Steak.. Beer… Check please. -Extending your pinky while drinking: Who the fuck are you… Pr

A Sexy Story
Its a cold winter night,snow is falling ,the wind is blowing gently.Your car sputters then dies with out warning....You look around and the neighborhood is dark and unfamiliar.You reach for you bag and step out of your car.I pull in to the space in front of you. I get out of my car."Good evening" , I say with an nod and walk on by up my front porch. I disappear into my house. You walk to the corner to the main road looking for a pay phone. You spot one.walking toward it you notice that its missing the receiver."Shit",you think to yourself. Not seeing anyone on the street you walk back to your car.As you round the corner you notice me taking the trash out to the curb.I glance you way and smile to myself. I turn and walk back into my house. " Excuse me sir can i use your phone" you ask. "Sure you can" I answer as i gesture towards my door.I follow you in checking that sweet ass of yours as you walk up the stairs.You stop at the top of the stairs.I continue up and I slid behind you bru

Shallow Vs Not Shallow
I see some people took offense to my mumm about plus sized vs skinny chicks. I was trying to make a point about shallow people. They come in all shapes and sizes. I want to clarify that. Thanks for reading.

One Life To Save (a Story By Michael Thornton Aka Devil Dogg
Alexa woke up to the alarm clock blaring. She sat straight up in her bed and looked for her glasses. "What time is it?" She said to herself as she finally found them. "8:30?!?! Shit I'm late," she said as she rushed into her bathroom. She quickly jumped in the shower and washed her hair. "No time to dry it, Ill just have to let the wind do it," she told herself as she threw on her dress and grabbed her brief case. She quickly ran outside and jumped into her Toyota Prius. She loved her little car. Not too flashy, but great to drive around in. She started her little red car and pulled off to head to work. _________________________________________________ John strode into the office at 7:30 am and started making coffee. He know it was going to be a long day today. He had so many clients to take care of. 3 Court appearences to prepare for. He hoped Ms. Thomas would arrive on time today. John pulled out the Johnson file out of the filing cabinet and layed it on her desk. T

Its Time...
Ya kno....I am gonna take a vacation! I wont be on here as much as normal during February 1-4. But I will try to be on the 3rd since its my Bday! :) I am just going out of town...*ALONE*! Which I think is much needed especially right now in my life. I am just letting ya all kno! And if you go to my lounge, I left a comment there too just to remind ya! :) Brandy :)

Lucid Living
lucid living: a book you can read in an hour that will turn your world inside out Imagine for a moment you are dreaming. You are completely engrossed in the dramas of your dreamworld when a mysterious stranger appears in your dream. He sidles up to you and softly whispers something extraordinary in your ear: “Pssst! Wake up. You’re dreaming.” You are disconcerted but keep your cool. You know that the best way to deal with people who are clearly out of the box is to nod politely and hope they will go away. But the stranger is persistent. “I know it sounds mad to you right now, but you’re dreaming.” You feel irritated: “That’s absurd!” The stranger is unperturbed: “Is it really absurd?” Haven’t you noticed how full of significant patterns and strange coincidences your experience is? As if there is some hidden meaning? Well, that’s because this is a dream.” You become angry: “What! Are you saying that this world is just some kind of unreal delusion? I find that offensive. Tell

Too Fat For Sex
So there is somebody new in my life... well, it's actually a blast from the past. He was the first man to ever propose to me and NOT get laughed at. I was 19 when I met him and still had a lot of growing up to do. I hurt him pretty badly back in the day and he just comes back in to my life and FORGIVES me. Like it never even happened. I am amazed. Well, he has plans and dreams for the future. For it to be our future. He doesn't want to take our relationship to a sexual level until marriage. ~argh~ we've already been together sexually... like over 6 years ago. Tonight while we were kissing things got a little hotter than they should have and he suggested chocolate to soothe the ruffled urges... I love chocolate but it is no substitute for sex. I tried it though. At this rate, by the time I'll get to have sex I'll be too fat to enjoy it.

Sad Mumms???
what the f*ck is wrong with ppl here? what do u want the mumms to be about? and who r u to deside if it stupid or not? is everyone on here f*cking God now and i didnt know about it? stop being the stupid f*cks and saying 'this is a sad mumm'. if u dont f*cking like it move on with ur sad little lived no one cares if u like the mumm or not...they r asking question and ur oppion on that question not if u think its a good mumm or not..so SHUT HE F*CK UP AND MOVE THE F*CK ON WITH UR LITTLE SAD LIVES... thank u have a nice f*cking day!~ :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

012408 Horoscope
You may feel as if you've returned home today, although there are more unfinished chores than you wish. You don't mind the work that's required of you as long as you can see the potential return. Keep in mind that short-term objectives are not as important now as long-term ones. By focusing your attention on the future, you'll be more able to perform in an exemplary manner today.

January 24th Pimpout :d
Pimping out a few awesome people. First we have Joey…well Joey is in dire need of meeting some new people, especially young women. Please ladies, go hit this guy up! Guys, you too. joeyc07@ fubar Here are a few sweethearts: AngL: *~AngL~* Fu-Wifey to "armyone"@ fubar Blueroses: ~Blueroses~ you just never know@ fubar RedKandy ~*RedKandy*~S*U*P*~Club F.A.R.~2nd Alarm Hotties Member~*Sisters 4 Life*@ fubar The Fubar Celebrity: The Fubar Celebrity~Fu Wife To Seahawk1080~@ fubar Crazy + Beautiful ~*Crazy+Beautiful*~@ fubar Have you added SiN DeReLla’s new profile?: SiN DeReLla™~New Profile@ fubar Then, of course I have to pimp out my owners and my slaves: The Ninja: The Ninja | Taken | Owner of the 1st alarm uglies | Owned by Tusla's Angel@ fubar SgtRaider of Sarge's Bad Girls: SgtRaider™*Fu-Husband Of Ecuadorian Goddess**Fu-O

Yah.
Oh that beautiful breaking point. ---------------- I think I'm really,really outta place on this site. I mean, I goto a lounge and it's : 1. cyber sex or something similar (hey that rhymes). 2. non stop ICP,Metallica,etc. To be brutally honest, I don't listen to Rock,Metal,or anything remotely close to it. I've grown bored (incredibly) with Ebm-Industrial music. Synthpop is ok...but it's getting to that point where I don't even bother throwing a cd in anymore. Blah. I've always listened to House and it's stupidly amazing amount of sub genre's. It really suits me to a T. I mean, I like my music anonymous. I don't really care who's in the group,who looks like what,etc. The music is key not the image. ---------------------- This weekend I might do something that I rarely do. Venture out. Might even goto the City. Yes,NYC. Where am I going...do you even care? To a ball of course! What's a ball? Well let's have wikipedia answer that,shall we? http:/

"angel Of Darkness"
Angel of Darkness come with me Hold my hand, make me see Child of the night show me your ways Drag me beneath to run through your maze Everything not bright Nothing of light Pull me into your world Let me be your girl Cover my eyes led by the blind Just cuts, just scrapes, don't worry I'm fine Out blood blends together, our scars just the same The Darkness so beautiful, Day so mundane My love belongs to you, take it and make it true Your mystique so angelic, so soft, so deep Take me, make me, hold me, I'm yours Immersed in your esoteric beauty, my countenance pours

Soulsadness
Sunk into the corner Where the forlorn drift to die A broken man is staring into his glass With weeping eyes Drinking away this empty life I'm bleeding to death inside Torn apart by bladed words In sorrow capsized I gave myself completely and deeply But that was never enough for you More alone than ever, Your knives have finally pierced through Now, I know I will die alone Cold and broken... Now, I know this Hell is my destiny you took everything from me...everything... I am the desolate one - Bleeding You took everything from me...everything... I'm bleeding to death inside.

Good Morning Vietnam
Good Morning Vietnam - 1987 Manic comedian Robin Williams shakes up 1965 Saigon in the Academy Award - nominated role the critics agree he was born to play - irreverent, non-conformist deejay Adrian Cronauer. Imported by the Army for an early a.m. radio show. Cronauer blasts the formerly staid, sanitized airwaves with a constant barrage of rapid-fire humor and the hottest hits from back home. The G.I.s love him - but the brass is up in arms! Riddled with side-splitting comic bombshells and studded with hot 60's hits, the film depicts Cronauers's raucous Saigon adventures amid a world gone mad. Good Morning Vietnam is a direct hit - the classic Robin Williams comedy. This great film shows how one man can make a world of difference. Change comes slow but it is proof that if one is determined that he/she can make a change that lasts for a long time. Love a lot of the music and the cast works very well together. One of the great Vietnam fictions, tries to show the non-combat

Poison
To Own the HITMAN is to. Have a GREAT friend on your side. To have someone do everything to make you #1 Not only will the HITMAN give you what you won! But much MUCH more! Your HATERS are my HATERS.*Thats if you have any* Or if you just need to talk to someone I'll be your man:) Plus... 1. rate all pics & stash during every hh I can hit 2.pimpout in blog & bulletin for 3 months 3.daily comments for 3 months 4.added to to friends list 5.#1 friend for 3 months 6. fu owned by name for 3 months 7. then i will put your link to your page on my main page for 3 months If you win with a Happy hour Your name with be placed on the happy hour saying your the winner:) So if you want to OWN the HITMAN. Just click on the pic below:) But hurry auction ends this SUNDAY!!

My 7 Deadly Sins!
Pride - I will not under any circumstances let a single soul do anything for me. Prideful - SIN! Gluttony - Bacon. Bacon is my Apple in the Garden of Eden. I once ate an entire plate of bacon in Las Vegas during an all breakfast buffet. I emptied their bacon trough in one fell swoop. Hell, that plate was stacked at least a foot high. Oh and I was drunk. - SIN! Greed - You should see this one coming. Yoohoo Chocolate flavored drink. Sure this could fit into gluttony but its not about how much I consume, it's about how I covet my yellow cans of goodness. No one is allowed to have any. Not my son, not my mother, not God himself...you know, George Burns. It is MINE...all mine. I don't care if its been in there a week. I'm saving it. - SIN! Sloth - Movie or TV marathons. Nothing can make me lay in bed all day more than a marathon. Even with the flu I'll gt up every once in awhile. Be it Vh1 shit or all episodes of The Fresh Prince. I will cancel everything I had planned for the

My Favorite Concert Memories...
As a child, my mom knew I loved music. She helped me get to sixteen concerts by my 16th birthday¡Kand I¡¦ve been going to shows ever since. My kids are starting to listen to a lot of the same performers that I was into as a kid and it got me thinking about some of the best & most memorable performances that I¡¦d seen over the years. My first concert was Dr. Hook & the Medicine Show. I think it was 1977 at the Augusta Civic Center. They are best known for ¡§Cover of the Rolling Stone¡¨. Ironically, my all time favorite singer, Uncle Kracker, performs this at all of his shows. My favorite song by them was always ¡§Only Sixteen¡¨. Probably the most memorable performance I¡¦ve ever seen is Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers singing ¡§Breakdown¡¨ live in 1978. Thirty years and countless shows later, it¡¦s still my all time favorite performance. In 1982, Blue Oyster Cult rocked my world with a live performance of ¡§Joan Crawford¡¨. I¡¦ll never forget the stage getting all foggy as the

Druens Accomplishments
ive always thought of myself as a strong person, but having a special needs child really makes a person look within themselves, and i realize that i have to be strong for two, and i can handle that druen today pushed himself up on his knees and arms,,hopfully will be crawling soon, he just turned 9 months old,, still stops breathing daily and has stomach problems but it is getting better and his muscle tone is getting better and can almost sit up by himself. when i look in his eyes i see my strength, i see my angel,, i see my purpose in life, you know when i first found out he had downs, i was in denial, i told everyone, that he would be normal, that he would not lag behind in development, well i found out i cant control things,,lol,, and he will tackle each task in his time and ive accepted then and help him every day to reach his next accomplishment special needs children are angels

Baby Boy Written By Sabrina
BABY BOY Written By Sabrina 4 David Hey Baby Boy Whatchya Doin? Cant You See I'm Crushing On You? Why Wont You Come Talk To Me? Tell Me What I Wanna Hear, Tell Me Your Crushing On Me Too! Baby Tell Me Your In love With Me, Cause Baby Boy I'm So In Love With You. Baby Boy Your Always On My Mind,Every Minute Of Every Day. I Cant Get Enough Of You Baby Boy! Walk Up To Me...Say I'm Your Baby Girl,Say Your My Baby Boy! Say We're Meant To Be. Tell Me Your So Into Me,That I'm The Only One You See,The Only One You Wanna Be With. Oh Baby Boy I Love You So,You Are The Only One For Me,The Only One Who Holds The Key To My Heart. Oh Baby Boy Show Me How You Feel. Baby Boy You Belong To Me

Nice Kid
39 min ago · 'Munchkin***Bid ...' just ripped your 'photo'! 48 min ago · Munchkin***Bid ... rated your photo a '10'! 48 min ago · 'Munchkin***Bid ...' just ripped your 'photo'! 48 min ago · Munchkin***Bid ... rated your photo a '10'! 48 min ago · Munchkin***Bid ... just checked you out! 49 min ago Ripped pics..... No please no ty, not a peep!! Don't they teach manners anymore!??

Code For Bulletins/mumms With Backgrounds And Fonts
Below is a picture of the code I use in my bulletins. All you really need to do is copy this into a new bulletin, if you wish change the url of a background graphic and you're all set.

Check Your Drivers License
> CHECK YOUR DRIVERS LICENSE > > This is upsetting but I thought I should pass it along. Check your > drivers license. Now you can see anyone's Driver's License on the > Internet, including your own! I just searched for mine and there it was. > picture and all!! Thanks Homeland Security! Where are our > rights? > > I definitely removed mine. I suggest you do the same. > > Go to the web site and check it out. Just enter your n ame, city and > state to see if yours is on file. After your license comes on the > screen, click the box marked "Please Remove". This will remove it > from public viewing, but not from law enforcement. > > http://www.license.shorturl.com

Fu-vivor Contest
Welcome to Fu~Vivor- Fubar Island! HAPPY HOUR OR $100 GIFT CARD? New Contest starting as soon as I have enough players. Just like the show its all about being the sole survivor Part 1: All Contestants will participate in reverse bombing, meaning u will not bomb yourself, you will bomb the other contestants. U want to be the person with the least comments. The person with the most comments at the end of every other day will be eliminated. However the contestants who are eliminated will not go "home" empty handed. They will receive for every comment 1 Fubuck, every rate will equal 1 Fubuck as well. When all have been eliminated down to two players then part 2 will start. Part 2: The two remaining contestants will retain their comments and will continue on with an endurance race to the finish line. The first to reach 50,000 comments will receive their choice of a Happy Hour or a $100.00(Real US Money) Gift Card. Which is to be purchased online and emailed

A Lil Something From An Album
It was daylight when you woke up in your ditch. You looked up at your sky. Death said may blue be your color. You had your knife there with you too. When you stood up there was goo all over your clothes. Your hands were sticky. You wiped them on your grass. So now your color was green. Oh Lord why did everything always have to keep changing like this. You are already getting nervous again. Your head hurt and it rang when you stood up. Your head was almost empty. It always hurt you when you woke up like this. You crawled up out of your ditch onto your gravel road and you began to walk. Waiting for the rest of your mind to come back to you. You could see the car parked far down the road and you walked toward it. "If God is our father," you thought, "then Satan must be our cousin." Why didn't anyone else understand these important things. When you got to your car, you tried all the doors, they were locked. It was a red car, and it was new. There was and expensive leather camera

Misslead
gave so fast so willing shared and felt what i felt distance didn't bother time no matter but i was missled i feel pain hurt and lay awake at night thinking nothing feeling nothing numb distant broken no tears come just numb

Mumm Joke Brought Out The Comic Geek
Superman was feeling bored after a long day of crime fighting and wanted to go out and party, so he called Batman to ask if he wanted to go to a club and pick up some girls. Batman said Robin was ill and he had to look after him. A little disappointed, Superman called Spiderman to see if he fancied a few beers. Spiderman told him he had a date with Catwoman As a last resort, Superman flew over to Wonder Woman’s apartment to see if she was free. As he landed on her balcony, he saw Wonder Woman naked on the bed with her legs open. Superman thought to himself: "I'm faster than a speeding bullet. I could be in there, have sex, and be out again before she knew what was happening". So Superman did his Super Thing in a split second and flew off happily. Meanwhile on the bed, Wonder Woman said: "Did you hear something?" "No", said the Invisible Man, "but my ass hurts like hell." ok i know its like whats the fucking point..well the point is that the entire..3r

Yes I See You
You cannot tell me you are a slave when you go behind your Master's back and do things you know he would not approve of. You are a wannabe. The sad thing is that i told this to your Master and he says that i am the wannabe. I am the one with the real life Master. I am the one with the real life collar. I would never dream of stabbing my Master in the back. Get a real life. Quit being so damned codependent and start being a real slave or give it up.

Love Hurts
When I was growing up nobody ever told that love was gonna hurt you. Or that love would make you do the craziest things. Nobody ever tells you the true story of how love is gonna effect you in the real world on a daily basis. Love is the one thing that I have found in my life that can make somebody kill or make somebody turn their life around. When I feel in love I mean really in love with man it felt so good to be loved by him and at the same time it hurt like hell because we didn't want to let the other one get to close for the fear of being hurt again so deeply so we did the worst thing in the world and split up. I came to find out to late that he was the one meant for me and that I was the only one meant to be with him for all these years. I have gotten this man back in my life by doing alot of soul searching and telling him that I was so wrong for letting him go and for not staing by his side as I should of when times got hard. I should of never left him and I hate

A Womans Week At The Gym
A WOMAN'S WEEK AT THE GYM If you read this without laughing out loud, there is something wrong with you. This is dedicated to everyone who ever attempted to get into a regular workout routine. Dear Diary, For my birthday this year, my daughter (the dear) purchased a week of personal training at the local health club for me. Although I am still in great shape since being a high school football cheerleader 43 years ago, I decided it would be a good idea to go ahead and give it a try. I called the club and made my reservations with a personal trainer named Belinda, who identified herself as a 26-year-old aerobics instructor and model for athletic clothing and swim wear. My daughter seemed pleased with my enthusiasm to get started! The club encouraged me to keep a diary to chart my progress. MONDAY: Started my day at 6:00 a.m. Tough to get out of bed, but found it was well worth it when I arrived at the health club to find Belinda waiting for me. Sh

I'm Back
i'm back from DC! i dont miss it too much. we went to a wizards game friday night for my dad's bday. they have this thing where u can text stuff and they'll put it up on the big screen. so i texted "happy birthday dad!" and i think that made up for not havin a card for him. wizards lost sadly. i did get hit on on the metro, which is not my favorite place to be cuz it's so sketchy. this dude was sitting there and as soon as maria got up and stood up, he started starin and smiling at me. he got off the metro before we did but he mouthed "bye" to me. i am sure i blushed. it felt wierd to be hit on, considering how much it used to happen, but then again, i am out in the middle of nowhere and i am used to seeing rednecks now. rednecks who dont find me attractive, so that could be why. saturday, i went wit dad to see rambo and it was the best movie ever! i think i'm prolly gonna take a new friend, holly, to go see it but she wants to see cloverfield first. uh...no. i wont

Hmm
Not sure how well this will go over with everyone..but its how i see things. I am so tired of seeing about bisexual mumms and such. What will my parents do if they find out..etc. as for me, I always just did what made my parents happy.. I know that dont always make you happy and you got to decide..but still. If you like men, why not just stick with them,,that way you know you wont have to worry about what they think? Was gods intentions for women/men to be together.. not the other way. Men are the ones that can provide you with kids. Anyways, this is just way I see it. I dont really care if you are bi or not.. I am not prejudice..where I will hold it against anybody.. but I am not for it really either. I think majority just say they are for the attn. Others are, just to make there men happy. To each there own I guess..but if you are bi.. then you shouldnt have no problems telling people you are. If you can come on here, among everyone and air it out.. then you might as well at

Cancer Prayer
All you are asked to do is keep this circulating. Even if it's to one more person.In memory of anyone you know that has battled cancer and lost or survived.A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle. Please keep this candle going! Thank you!

Secondlife Rulez!!!
Hey all, I am sure you have noticed I havent been around much lately. That is because I switched drugs.... from Fubar to SECONDLIFE! Oh don't get me wrong, Fubar ROCKZ! Thanks to a couple of my fubarian friends, I became anb active member of SecondLife.com - very cool 3-D avatar and voice chatting building, all sorts! I can be found as Major Darwin on there, so come find me sometime... I'mhaving a BLAST!!!

Prayers Needed Plz......
A good friend of mine..Jokers Wild FuBars #1 Funny man is in the hospital..in alot of pain/on oxygen and heavy antibiotics.....we all know that PRAYER works so we have to stick together...tyvm..**Rox**

Letters On Chest:-)
A girl goes into the doctor's office for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a red 'H' on her chest. "How did you get that mark on your chest?" asks the doctor. "Oh, my boyfriend went to Harvard and he's so proud of it he never takes off his Harvard sweatshirt, even when we make love," she replies. A couple of days later, another girl comes in for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a blue 'Y' on her chest. "How did you get that mark on your chest?" asks the doctor. "Oh, my boyfriend went to Yale and he's so proud of it that he never takes off his Yale sweatshirt, even when we make love," she replies. A couple of days later, another girl comes in for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a green 'M' on her chest. "Do you have a boyfriend at Michigan?" asks the doctor. "No, but I have a girlfriend at Wisconsin, Why do you ask?"

I Need You! Fubucks For Rates!
Hey everyone! I have a deal for you! Starting Feb. 9th to Feb 29th I will pay you FuBucks for your ratings. I have picture folder marked Fubucks for rates. I will open it on the 9th. I also have a bunch of stash that you can rate also. Rules and $$$ amounts listed below: 1. Must be on my friends list, as the folder will only be open to friends. 2. Message me, not shoutbox, what you are going to do, then email when you are done. 3. All will be verified. 4. After pictures are rest at end of the week, you can re-rate and get more FuBucks. You just need to let me know how many you did and same as the first time. $$$$ is as follows: 15,000 fubucks / 100 11's 5,000 fubucks / 100 10's 2,000 fubucks / 100 stash rated This will help you get points and fubucks and help me level and get points. Looking forward to seeing you all on February 9th! Make sure you are on my friends list!!!! Link below..... Carebear-- Pitbull Mafia@ fubar

Pissed
i'm pissed at mostly everyone. except very few people. everyone else says they care for me but then they show me thru their actions that they dont. wel i'm DONE tryin to fight for affection and being told so-and-so loves me but then getting heartbroken. why bother? there's no point in this shit anymore...

Us And Them
You could argue that any rational person will decide that conspiracy theories are bunkum. Whilst the US government and other organisations have indulged repeatedly in conspiracies - Bay of Pigs and Watergate come to mind - it is unrealistic to think that a large organisation could get away with even credible ones, never mind the alien and satanic conspiracies. Basically, big organisations leak like a sieve. So why do we believe so much in conspiracies? US CONSTITUTION Maybe because SOME conspiracies are more real than we realise. Take, for instance, the US Constitution. In the mid-1800s, the ultra-individualist Lysander Spooner argued that the American Constitution was dead, and deservedly so. His argument was simple. A document that guaranteed freedom and happiness could not hold people together under a federal government. Spooner was not believed. But in the mid-20th century, a whole group of conspiriologists began to argue this was, indeed, the case. Their argument rested on

Something I Wrote
The Distance They say love can stand the test of time, There is nothing that two people cannot over come, A great love will never parish, Distance is an obstacle that is too great for some, Even though our love is only new, And the distance between us is great, There is a feeling inside my heart, A feeling that makes two hearts come together as one, I have no doubt in my mind, And no reason for rear, I know someday soon, My love will be near, I lie awake each night, Thinking of only you, Knowing deep inside, That our love is true, I know we can make this work, And one day be together, For you are my heart, And I will love you forever.

Guard Dog
My sister-in-law, a truck driver, had decided to get a dog for protection. As she inspected a likely candidate, the trainer told her, "He doesn't like men." "Perfect," my sister-in-law thought and took the dog. Then one day she was approached by two suspicious looking men in a parking lot, and she watched to see how her canine bodyguard would react. Soon it became clear that the trainer wasn't kidding. As the men got closer, the dog ran under the nearest car.

I Will Walk Among The Dead Just To Eat Your Brains
As i try to sleep my blood still creeps and crawls. It's over, it's always over and now my heart stalls. IT STALLS. I used to make excuses of why you couldn't love me but now i see it was me. IT WAS ME. Incapable of love, incapable of love, no reason to live, no reason to live. As this incompasses me, i'm holding onto the last of my feelings. Those that made me feel so secure, now that i've lost all security. I won't let myself be the victim this time, cuz i'm not like all the other guys. I'm not like the other guys, I'm not like the other guys. As this plague eats me alive, i still wonder what i should have sacraficed. Everytime this happens a little piece of me dies, and there aren't any pieces left to die. I'm done. You can keep us in the dawn, but i'm way to done. I'll never recover from what you've done but i'll always be there before the dawn. When this flesh rips away, i 'll be there to rip the flesh away from you for the pain that you'll never see. You'll never unders

Cash Value On Fubucks:
CASH VALUE ON FUBUCKS: STICKY BULLETIN = 250,000 1 TICKER = 250,000 1 DAY BLAST = 375,000 3 DAY BLAST = 600,000 7 DAY BLAST = 1,000,000 30 DAY BLAST = 2,500,000 HAPPY HOUR = 5,000,000 THIS IS BASED ON FUBAR'S SET VALUE OF TICKER PRICES, WHICH IS 250,000 FOR 1, OR $20 FOR 4. IT BREAKS DOWN.

Clinton/obama Battle Becoming Intensely Personal
Clinton Obama Battle Becoming Intensely Personal by The Associated Press Posted: February 8, 2008 - 8:00 am ET (New Orleans, Louisiana) Democrat Barack Obama is suggesting that Hillary Rodham Clinton follow his lead and release her and her husband's income tax returns so the public can see where the $5 million she loaned her presidential campaign came from. A day earlier, Clinton acknowledged that she had made the loan late last month. At the time, Obama was raising and spending more money than her heading into the round of presidential primaries and caucuses on Super Tuesday. Asked whether he would call on the Clintons to release their tax returns, Obama stopped short of saying they should. "I'll just say that I've released my tax returns. That's been a policy I've maintained consistently. I think the American people deserve to know where you get your income from. But I'll leave it up to you guys to chase it down," he told reporters on the flight to Omaha, Neb., for a

Funny Tales Of Men And Women Thinking
I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart. FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my wife and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel like it,I just want you to hold me." I said, "WHAT??!! What was that?!" So she says the words that every guy on the planet dreads to hear... "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?" Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep. The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unn

I Swallowed Love
I swallowed love and almost died. I swallowed anger until I cried. I’ve ignored my jealousy, I’ve crushed my pride And I’ve come to wonder, How I’m still alive? I cloaked insecurities with lies, And I lied to myself a thousand times. I’ve pushed my limits. I’ve tried to fly, But my feet feel heavier Every time I try. At last I ask myself – what for? To not lose face? To feel no more? What’s the point of keeping score? Emotions break down any door. There’s a price we pay For what’s locked inside. I swallowed love and almost died. I swallowed anger until I cried. But these same emotions, Make me alive.

Not Mad
so many things are going through my head right now so many big factors in why i feel like this she wants to help i knows she does but she can't i have to just sit here and let my feeling out please stop worrying i am not mad at you this is just something that i have to deal with alone you are still my friend as it will always be but right now i need to write cant you see just please please let me be dont think i am mad i am not please see my feeling on everything just needs to be free just know please hun right now i am fine, well not really fine but as good as it will get but i am not mad at you i promise you this i will talk when i am ready but now i am not this has been coming for awhile these feelings and stuff you know all the things i am going through right now so you see why i need my time to write i hope just know i am not mad at thee

Stupid
cause i was 'tagged' (x2 actually) so i gotta post 10 random shits about me. if i tag you, do the same. thanks for the gayness fathead. 1. i got hit by a car when i was 12. 2. i didnt break anything when hit by said car, but after i was healed and could walk okey and such, i tripped while running backwards and broke my right wrist. 3. i broke the same bone in my left wrist 2 years prior. 4. i hate olives. black, green, who gives a fuck...theyre the taint of life. 5. i shaved my legs once in highschool, and the hair on my calves didnt grow back. 6. a picture of my chuck taylors is in the pictures of a CD for a fairly large band. 7. i love chicago hotdogs. 8. when i was in 6th grade i won the 'guess how many M+M's are in the giant container'. 9. i recently had a mullet. 10. i wear a size 12 shoe, give or take. oeky that is all. lilhoochie sidnee scumbag fathead erin jo and thats all because i cant think of anyone else.

Standing Behind Them
i try to understand everything that is going on in the world today but some of the things i see just wont go away they wont fade how can people live way they do why is there so much anger in the world today i know just alittle about things i should i dont really want to know about it, even through i should what i really want is for all of it to go away to stop befor it all starts but no there is nothing i can do to change the things i want why is it everything i want is impossible to change the world is full of fighting and war anger and blame are there in the mix but yet there is nothing i can do to stop any of this i support our troops dont get me wrong and i cant wait for the day when they come home atlast but so many have fallen to fight for this cause and that saddens me more then anyone knows i am so tired of turning on the t.v and when i do seeing another gone befor they got to come home so i choose not to watch and i like it that way but still the dea

Is This Wrong?
Is it wrong to want to find out the e-mail address of a soldier in Iraq and tell him that his girl stateside is fucking other guys? I feel a need for vengance right now, and to let him know that the person he wants to marry is busy fucking around while he is away. I know this accusation to be true because I am one of the guys she's been fucking. I have multiple Yahoo accounts, so it would be easy to hide that it is me telling him. Also, I'm not a snitch, but I think it is fair to him to know this. Am I right in wanting to do this, or am I just being a vengeful brat because she has spurned me?

Music And How It's Helped Me Define My Life
I have gotten away from the things that have always brought me comfort: reading a good book. listening to the sounds of geese flying south and soon back north; the whistle of the trains as they carry myriad cargo to places unknown; and most of all music! Not just any music either...I'll be dating myself but you know what? I'm over half a century old and damn proud of that fact *big big grin* There is a new project started by HP called Pandora Radio and it's linked to the Music Genome project; anyway it's a lot like Launchcast in the fact that you rate songs as they're played so they can fine tune the songs you hear. Right now, and somehow I should be embarassed to admit this but I'm not..I'm listening to bubblegum oldies! What's that? I can hear a lot of you asking...well if you've ever heard Goodie Goodie Gumdrops or All Day and All of the Night you'll know what I'm talking about! If not try googling them and give them a listen. What you have to remember is that I am a chi

Tag....you're It!!
The rules are: Once you've been tagged you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose 5 people to be tagged. No tag backs. 1. I worked in a traveling carnival for a few years (haha) 2. I hate seafood! 3. I am addicted to karaoke! 4. I am scared to death of all bugs! 5. I have an odd obsession and diverse collection of stilettos. 6. I think EVERY woman should own a silver bullet! (you too Angelic Thor) 7. I drink at least one glass of wine every day. (Hey, I hear it's good for you...lol) 8. I have an unnatural fear of public speaking. 9. Talking and spelling in "ghetto slang" drives me crazy! 10. I write short stories, poetry, and music. I am tagging Litoallstar21 Nellie Justgeo xxdcpatsfan C.O.M.A Sorry guys, but I was forced to do it!!!

Monster Crush
I have a monster crush on you, A super-dinosaur! It sits upon my chest and throat And yet I beg for more. When you're away I miss you so My heart is full of sand. Yet when you're here my stupid fear Won't let me touch your hand. I cannot sleep, I cannot eat, I'm so wrapped up in you. My thoughts drift up, away from words, And fade into the blue. I know this crush is not your fault; The dinosaur is mine. Yet if you could, please rescue me, And put your arms around me, and hold me, and say you love me, and Oh! God! Would that be good!

Lamb Of God - Laid To Rest
If there was a single day I could live, A single breath I could take, I'd trade all the others away. The blood's on the wall, So you might as well just admit it. And bleach out the stains, Commit to forgetting it. You're better off empty and blank, Then left with a single pathetic trace of this. Smother another failure Lay this to rest Console yourself, You're better alone, Destroy yourself, See who gives a fuck. Absorb yourself, You're better alone, Destroy yourself. I'll chain you to the truth, For the truth shall set you free. I'll turn the screws of vengeance, And bury you with honesty. I'll make all your dreams come to life, And slay them as quickly as they came, Smother another failure Lay this to rest Console yourself, You're better alone, Destroy yourself, See who gives a fuck. Absorb yourself, You're better alone, Destroy yourself. See who gives a fuck FAILURE If there was a day I could live, If there was a single breat

A Quick Way To Earn Points.
i just realized there's a really quick way to 'beat the system' and earn points. for each person who becomes a 'friend' and a 'fan' you get points, right? well, if they remove themself from your list and re-add you, you get twice as many points. i just helped a friend level by doing that numerous times. so anyways, that's the secret. i'm not charging you fu-bucks or nothing to hear it...but it's definitely worth using if you have reached your "11's for the day" or your "pic rates for the day".

Valentine
The holiday of Valentine's Day probably derives its origins from the ancient Roman feast of Lupercalia. In the early days of Rome, fierce wolves roamed the woods nearby. The Romans called upon one of their gods, Lupercus, to keep the wolves away. A festival held in honor of Lupercus was celebrated February 15th. The festival was celebrated as a spring festival. Their calendar was different at that time, with February falling in early springtime. One of the customs of the young people was name-drawing. On the eve of the festival of Lupercalia the names of Roman girls were written on slips of paper and placed into jars. Each young man drew a slip. The girl whose name was chosen was to be his sweetheart for the year Legend has it that the holiday became Valentine's Day after a priest named Valentine. Valentine was a priest in Rome at the time Christianity was a new religion. The Emperor at that time, Claudius II, ordered the Roman soldiers NOT to marry or become engaged. Claudius be

Tag Your It
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. Weird/Random Facts 1.- I AM A BIG FLIRT 2.- I HAVE A VERY TALENTED TONGUE 3.- I HATE STUPID PEOPLE 4.- I HATE WHEN PEOPLE PUT THEMSELVES DOWN FOR SYMPATHY 5.- I AM A VERY GOOD LOOKING MAN 6.- I AM BALD AN SMOOTH 7.- LOVE EXTREME SPORTS 8.- WANTS A GOOD WOMAN TO GET OLD WITH 9.- I LOVE TO TALK SHIT AND HAVE A GOOD TIME 10.- HAS SKILLS INFARRED MISS HONEY COCA COLA GIRL SCSWEETIE KATY LUV

Tagged...
The rules are: Once you've been tagged you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose 5 people to be tagged. No tag backs. 1. I don't care if I wake up tomorrow. 2. I am probably considered in every society on the face of the planet. 3. I am 22 years but have already faced death in the eyes twice. 4. I have been to 4 different states. 5. I grew up in a broken home. 6. One of the doors on my car is only held closed by duct tape. 7. I have been shot in the arm before with a staple gun. 8. I should probably be sticking to a bland diet. 9. I am lonely. 10. I suffer through internal pain in my digestive system every single day.

Happy Valentine's Day -- Please Join Me On Blue Orion Lounge Today And This Weekend....
Family, Friends & Fans.... I am excited about the playlist I have put together for my shows this Valentine's Day Weekend. Be sure to join me as I play some sappy and zappy love tunes: THURS 5-8 CST FRI 2-5 CST SAT 11-2 CST Check the page for other DJ's schedules..... Look forward to seeing one and all! DJ DEVINE! :) WHO WILL BE OUR 1,000th NEW MEMBER THIS WEEKEND??? GETTING ON THE BLUE ORION LOUNGE TRAIN************************* WITH THE BESTEST & COOLEST OF THE DJ's *************************************************************** Don't miss the RAWKING HOTTIE DJ'S on BLUE ORION LOUNGE, one of the fastest growing lounges in FU!! (in no particular order) Something for everyone's music taste pleasure!! DJ Direct Imput@ fubar dj MadCat - Blue Orion@ fubar D J BUGZ Blue Orion Lounge im gonna be a daddy agian !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!@ fubar DJ Shimmer~Blue Orion Radio~@ fubar ♥♥♥Dj Purr♥b

Politically Correct Terms....
A Criminal - unsavory character A Crook - morally (ethically) challenged Abortion - Near-Life Experience Alcoholic - Anti-Sobriety Activist Alive - temporarily metabolically abled. An Immigrant - a newcomer Assassination - involuntary term limitation Bald - comb-free Bald - folically independent Bald - follicularly challenged. Battle Fatigued - shellshocked Blind - optically darker Blind - photonically non-receptive Blind - visually challenged Body Odor - nondiscretionary fragrance. Broken Down Automobile - mechanically challenged Broken Home - Dysfunctional Family Bum - Displaced Homeowner Bum - Homeless Person Bum - Involuntarily Domiciled Cannibalism - Intra-Species Dining Censorship - Selective Speech Cheating - Academic Dishonesty China - Porcelain Chronically Late - Temporarily Challenged Clumsy - uniquely coordinated Commercial Fisherman - Flipper Whipper Computer Illiterate - Technologically Challenged Corpse - Permanently Static Post-Human M

Broken
Broken so severely that any sort of repair is not only unlikely but impossible. Physical pain that takes your breath away. An emptiness so void of love that every memory of happiness brings tears. Every waking moment is spent in a fog of sadness. People worry that you have too much on your plate and smother you with concern. You pretend to be moving forward! . . . fake a smile, promise them that your healing and only break down in the solitude of the sleepless nights. Sleep seldom finds me, it has been forgotten as a necessity just like food. The salt from my tears is my only nutrition. The irregular beats of my heart make me wonder when its efforts will cease. TO ANYONE WHO CAN TRULY FEEL THESE WORDS. . . is there hope? Or am I forever BROKEN?

Tortini Di Cioccolato Italian Style Brownies
Serves 4 Ingredients: * 1/4 cup European butter * 1/4 cup dark chocolate pieces * 1 whole egg * 1/2 cup sugar * 1/4 cup flour * 1/4 cup walnut pieces * 1 fresh orange * 2 tablespoons butter to butter pan * 2 tablespoons plain breadcrumbs Directions: 1. Soften butter in bowl until it cuts into small pieces. 2. Break egg, separating the white and egg yolk in two different bowls. 3. Break chocolate into pieces and place in glass bowl. 4. Place glass bowl in microwave for 30 seconds, or until melted (all microwave times vary, so leave on for 15-30 seconds first). 5. Place softened butter and sugar in another bowl. Mix until comes to a smooth mixture. Add in egg yolk and continue to mix. Add in melted chocolate, a little at a time until totally mixed in. 6. Add in flour a small spoonful at a time, continually mixing until totally blended in. 7. Grate 1/2 of orange and add in peel and chopped nuts. Mix well.

My Love
I have this urge to write/type. I haven't had it in a very very long time. So I'm sitting here trying to think about what it is that i want to write/type. Theres only one thing on my mind right now and thats him. It's an amazing and scary thing to have someone just come into your life and steal your heart without you even knowing it. Then the reality hits you and you have one of those "holy shit I'm in love...how the fuck did that happen" moments. I've pretty much given up on even looking for a guy because they all turn out to be douche bags, stalkers, and/or losers. The whole thing started off as a joke and somehow turned into something more then that. He's quickly become one of the greatest people in my life. He's one of the few people that asks about whats going on in my life. When theres something wrong he helps me make sense of it. When I'm upset he calms me. He doesn't let me run away from anything. Instead he works through it with me. He's always on my mind. He makes me smile al

Ode To Wp Fkrs
I miss jello fights with my hermana.. snugglin with my hermano, hamsters and my sorella, drama... i miss my girls and my boys... angels and devils, the trust and the lies, the family, the foes, the haters the playas, the bullshit, the shooters, the crazy fun the killer tunes, (those were all me) i miss late night chats, early morning hugs, all day sessions, conference bashing, the tears the random banters and chillin in the rafters... i miis it all..serves me right for takin a leave of absence... everything changes, people disappear, change forget, some stay together some drift away... its like a divorce, and i got to live with the shitty parent..... HA love to those that deserve it and PEACE to those that need to get bent...I had my run time to power down.... g'night and good luck

If It Didn't The It Wouldn't Be Worth The Gain.
It takes strength It takes strength to do what must be done when the work is unpleasant and uncomfortable. It takes strength to persist in the face of obstacles, when it would be much easier to simply give up. It takes strength to be polite to someone when that person has been rude to you. It takes strength to be truthful when a lie would be more convenient. It takes strength to build for the future. It takes strength to resist temptations and distractions. It takes strength to do what is right. It takes strength to make an effort when it would be easier to make up an excuse. It takes strength to do all these things. And all the while, these are the very things that build even more strength. Be truthful, do what you know is right, put forth effort when it is called for, persist, and the more you do so, the more easily you'll be able to do so. Exercise your strength, and you'll surely grow stronger, more capable, and successful in each endeavor. -- Ralph Marston

Watch Out People.......
watch out people, theres a girl on here that likes to take people pics and put them on here page, she had 10 off my pics on here page, and she told me that she had copied them before my ex chazz , made the private, her name isSweet~n~Wet.

My Life Worth Not Living
I no longer feel human. I see beauty, greed, hate, love, anger, but I can never see me. I went to the hospital today to see a girl I work with and her baby she had on the 15th. He's a cute baby boy, but it hurt me so much on the inside. I want my own family, well first I need a MAN !! I am sick of finding a guy I like and find out, hey HE HAS A GIRLFRIEND or HEY HE'S MARRIED. I thought my ex-boyfriends loved, boy was I mistaken BIG TIME !! They only wanted me for sex, a place to stay, my very little money, and my vehicle. I have been single for three years, I should say my whole life since my ex-boyfriends never loved me, I thought I was doing myself a favor by being single. Then I see all these newborns, lovers, old married couples, newly weds. I get tore up inside. What am I doing wrong ?? I never show myself as being desperate, I act natural. I will never change who I am to find a guy, if a guy can't love me for who I am he's not worth my time. Out of the mist flies a beautiful butt

A Blonde's Year In Review
January Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight. February Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels..... Helllloooo!!!.......bottles won't fit in printer !!! March Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months..... box said '2-4 years!' April Trapped on escalator for hours .... power went out!!! May Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!! June Tried to go water skiing.......couldn't find a lake with a slope. July Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!! August Got locked out of my car in rain storm..... car swamped because soft-top was open. September The capital of California is 'C'.....isn't it??? October Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel. November Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days .. instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!! December Couldn't call 911 . 'd

Just A Wish
Just a wish Just one wish? To be with you Unite our love to be strong and true Just one chance to hold you again just a moment to last forever Just one belief to have your love perfect and lasting till the end of time

Everything Deffined
How much you mean to me? No...we don't have enough time, my Love. I Love you more than words can describe. You are all to me. I need nothing more. I need you more than air, more than food, more than anything. Without you I don't exist, I never did. You are more important than life itself. I want you more than the desert flower craves water. My arms achingly reach for you like the roots seek water. Life is a desert without you; harsh and mean. Everything is designed to kill you, even the light above. Without you my soul will burn and my heart will wilt in the horror that is living without you. I need you more than a drowning man needs air. Without you my insides would burst and I'd sink into a sea of sorrow and depression. The world would be empty and forbidding without you. You are everything to me, baby. I can't say it, it's not possible. How can I write this down? It's not something words can convey

Boris Vallejo
The Man Himself Boris Vallejo started off as the son of a distinguished solicitor in Lima, Peru. Originally he wanted to be a concert violinist, not a painter, and so he took violinlessons for seven years. But then he decided to study medicine and put his violin back into its case. After two years, however, he changed his mind again and applied to the Escuela Nacional de Bellas Artes, an art college, where he received a fiveyear scholarship. It did not take him long to win a much sought-after gold medal for his excellent works. He was 16 years old when he got the offer to study in Fiorentina, a big dream to many, but he refused the offer. Vallejo quickly gained in confidence as an artist, and in 1964 he put together a portfolio with some of his works and emigrated to the States. He was hoping for a more rewarding career than he could ever have had in Lima. He went with no more than a few dollars in his wallet, and unable to speak the language. He had no friends but he met a

Confused
Some days you seem so close like you stand right before me But then the next day you seem so far like each other we can't see, Each day is like a roller coaster with my stomach turning upside down You stand there looking but yet you don't utter a sound, I feel so confused and my heart is being torn at its seams And every night that I sleep you seem to linger in my dreams, Every time I look at you I forget all my thoughts And right then and there it's you that my heart has sought, Every time I hope it turns into something bad So for right now I'll stop thinking And maybe things won't end up sad.

Story Time Part 1
Hi, my name is Rafael. For those of you who don’t know me, I’m your average guy. I work out at the local gym. I play video games. I go out, and occasionally have fun. Most of the time I spend drawing my little web comic in hopes that some day it will be big. So far the reaction and popularity it garnered has been less than great. But that’s OK. I wrote the intro to show you that I’m your normal every day guy; but on to the story. I found this site called CherryTap(now called Fubar). In it you can chat with people, share photos- whatever. Kinda like Myspace. Only with boobs: most of the time they are gross old boobs that should not be exposed but some guys like that kind of thing I guess. Still I visited there. It was fun, with its internal chat system. I talked to some people on there and found some ‘interesting’ people there. But for the most part, they were duds. Nobody worth really investing my time in. Till I met her: Angelicia. See my profile had a disclaimer, if yo

Remembering
I've just kinda been sitting here today thinking back on the last 9 years and what happened then. 9 years ago today my Grandmother died and every year since I get a overwhelming sadness come over me for like a week and I can't shake it. It just washes over me and depresses me. I'm not sure why I get this way or why it's around for that long. Even if I'm not actually aware of the date the feeling makes me aware of it and then I know. I just seem to be in a mood where I don't wanna be around people or anything and every little thing sets me off. I guess it's just something you deal with and this must be how I am dealing with it. Not sure if it'll always do this, but it could simply be that I just miss her that much. Love Ya Grandma Always!!!!

I Get Stuck With The Crazies
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A Pimpout From My Wonderful Friend Tinkerbell
SIMPLE WORDS CAN NOT EXPRESS HOW WONDERFUL MY FRIEND BARBARA IS! PLEASE GO AND RATE HER PHOTOS/STASH AND FAN/ADD/RATE HER. SHE IS SO KIND AND CARING AND GIVING THERE IS NO WAY I CAN EVER REPAY HER KINDNESS BUT MAYBE YOU CAN HELP ME SHOW HER HOW MUCH HER KINDNESS MEANS TO ME BY HELPING ME SHOW HER LOTS AND LOTS OF LOVE!!! {For every 100 photos/stash you rate for her I will make you 1 photo effect for free and if you rate it all I will do 8 (she has 722 photos/stash combined) AND if you rate them all I will pimp you out (will be doing one big pimp out) & if you're VIP and give her 100 11's I will do a separate pimp out bulletin of JUST YOU as well as put you on the mass pimp out. YOU MUST private message me and let me know & I will confirm with her on how many. ALSO if you rate it ALL AND COMMENT it ALL I will do a TOTAL of 20 photo effects for you and/or your friends the mass & individual pimp out (for those of you not VIP this is how you get your individual pimp out) PLUS I will

Blind
The world is black, you can't see a thing. Something brushes against your shoulder, light and soft. It slides across your skin, causing it to shiver into goosebumps. It trails across your neck, down your chest, you inhale sharply as it tickles between your breasts. Teasingly it inches it's way down your body, slowly moving down your stomach, caressing it's way across your hips. You squirm as it passes over your side, tickling you and making you jump. Soft and sensual, it slowly slides down your hip, across your thigh, teasingly sliding down your leg. You bite your lip and gasp as it travels around your knee, up your inner thigh. Lightly it moves over your body, teasing every inch of you. Sliding over your sides, your neck, your breasts. Lingering slightly around your nipples, it traces a course across your body..teasing your skin as it tickles over you.

Simply Nothing, Nope, Jus Nothing
soon you will know why you are afraid, afraid of the dark. soon you will know why you fear the night. in this life there is no light. the only thing that you fear, is the darkness in sight. swallow you it will, no reason to fight. these demons always seem to take flight. no matter what, they always do it outta spite. always there, always outta sight. twisted yet foul, but somehow always right. sittin here alone in the dark. lost in the shadows of my mynd. in the darkness of what ive become. tearin me apart, killin me from the inside. what pride i once had, it jus withered away and jus died. up insideit has gone. layed to waste what was destroyed. wasted and abused, my life more and more confussed. im a nothing, im a nobody. jus wish my life would amount to something.wish my life, i was a somebody, evern if i was jus anybody.yet i still lay here, a fucking nobody. something ive always been, will always be. Richard ~Kindred @ Broken Heart~ 15 FEB 08

To My Beloved
I have longed for the moment when I would have an opportunity to talk to you face to face. To shyly watch the glisten of the sun upon your cheek and in my memories retrace all the love my heart feels for you. To smell the sweetness of your skin that has only become a faint memory on my pillow and to see you smile at me all the while with that beam of desire in your eyes. To feel the warmth of your embrace and taste the intoxication of your kisses so sweet and so addictive. To remember if only for a moment that I meant something to you. That there was an instance where the worlds aligned and all things felt magical and cosmic. You made that happen for me. You have set a standard somehow by being the flame that burns in my soul. The heat from your love, melted a heart once firm and frozen by the ills that heartache can bring. You are truely loved. My heart knows no other comprimise or substitution for the balm that is you. Without you, each day seems somehow a tireless existance. Like a

Time For A Change.
I don’t like myself. Don’t get me wrong. I’m not a pessimist. There is plenty of things about me that is likable, and I have lots of friends. I enjoy lots of parts of my life and generally lead a happy life. I just don’t like socially awkward person I’ve become. I’m shy; introverted; somewhat slouchy; and worst of all: lacking in self-confidence. When I go to a social event… I’m not the guy that people want to be around; I don’t glow with an aura that communicates: this guy is fun! Much the opposite, I think people are disinterested in me, so people pick up on this negativity and are even less likely to talk to me and I less likely to talk to them. It's a vicious cycle that repeats that sends me down a black hole that is getting harder and harder to climb out. My friends that know me do not think it makes any sense. They tell me I'm a good looking guy and such I get invited out a lot to hang out with them at social events. I make them laugh, so they think it's odd that I fail

You Know You Want Me!
Come and bid on me...fubucks only. Bids start at 50K fubucks. If the bid gets high enough I might add a few more things. Come on and show me what ya got!! This is what I am offering to start with... Pic rates 11's up to 500 pics Rate stash up to 500 Daily profile comments for a month Rate 100 pics 10's of 1 friend of your choice a week for a month (same friend or 4 different friends) 100 comments per day on your choice of contest/giveaway for a month gifts twice a week for a month Bulletin pimpout weekly for a month Click on the pic below to bid on me.

Chapter 16
They went for a few drinks at the bar next door, she found an instant friend in the bartender, as they sat and chit-chatted while he played pool with the guys.She felt good and the empty spot was buried deep into her heart. She was free from worry, and she felt alive. She took a dollar to the jukebox and played some of her wild crazy music everybody but her hated, she didn't care it made her feel good, between the new man in her life and the alcohol, Jesse was developing ,or awaken another personality. The sexy party girl by night, by break of dawn , the ugly depressed out of control looser who lost her kids.She felt she needed this personality to balance out, to stay strong. As dumb as it might sound, her reasoning was, if she would party and to have fun to kill the pain, she would balance out the fear and low self esteem she had during the day, so while she went through this long process of courts, case plans, caseworkers, and not having her kids by her side all the time, she wo

Chapter 20
Bob brought out the best in Jesse, his involvement in her life gave her confidence and the motivation to the through the worst ordeal of her life more easily. She decided to move out of her apartment, and in with her best friend Carol, and family. She wanted to save her money , to get a better apartment for when the children came home. Carol, offered her, the time that she needed to get on her feet. She also relied on Carol's moral support, Carol knew she was fragile and she wanted to make sure Jesse could never be alone. She also got transferred to a town 20 miles away. She thought with a fresh start in working there would be easier, nobody knew what was going on, so there was never any hard stares, or quirky questions. The only people who knew were the managers, but she knew they would never treat her any different than they had before. With all the steps taken to assure her, Jesse was still weak, living by the bottle more and more. Jesse , hated dependents on anything, and was alway

Duty Hour Standards For Today's Military
Duty Hour Standards for today's Military MARINES: Reveille at 0500, train until 2000. ARMY: Reveille at 0600, train until 1900. NAVY: Get out of bed at 0900, train until 1100, lunch until 1300, train until 1600. AIR FORCE: Awaken at 1000, breakfast in bed, train from 1100 to 1200, lunch at 1200, train from 1300 to 1400, nap at 1400, awaken from nap at 1500, training ceases at 1500. Happy Hour starts at 1500 at the NCO Club.

The Fairtax Plan
THE FAIRTAX PLAN Alright, I've spent the last four blogs pissing the dog shit out of some of you about our current tax system. Time for some good news and something that we can all do to fix the problem. Don't sit back and watch, listen to what i have to say here and put it into action with thousands of other hardworking americans who are tired of having the govt. take almost everything they earn. This is not a new plan but, as i have shown you, our current problems have been around for decades. The FairTax plan is a consumption tax that is fair to everyone no matter what they make or how they make their money. No loopholes for corporations to get around. No hidden taxes for the govt. to sneak from our pockets. The simplicity is what makes it so appealing, fair and great for everyone whether it be the corporations, the govt. or us. All will benifit from this. It started with a businessman, in Houston, Texas, who has served on the boards of several major corporat

Nosy People
Is what i want to know how is that my family can just go through my stuff on the computer with out using the home computer im looking for answers if someone could help me and please show me how they are doing it and find things out,that would be a great help for me because im so tired of people getting on my nerves and going through my stuff,so im asking anyone out there could please help me out and so that i can get to the bottom of this once for all,Please leave me answers and i"ll be glad to get back to you.I just need help all at once thank you

Auction!!! Guys In Auction Need To Read This!
The auction ends today at 10pm central I will be gone part of the day but will be backin plenty of time to help promote but the guys in it REALLY need to push it hard today! Good luck guys!

Attention Pitbull Mafia!!!
Ok for the time being everyone please no more bombing!!! We want to see all of you on MzMic rating her pics and stash till you all max out... MzMic is trying to godfather and she has helped us bomb so many times and has given this family alot so with respect and love I want you all to do the same... Perky agrees with me on this gang so let's do it!!! ~MzMic~ (Taken by MikeS) Sisters4Life@ fubar

God Understands
I SAID, "GOD, I HURT, " AND GOD SAID" I KNOW" I SAID, "GOD, I CRY A LOT," AND GOD SAID" THAT IS WHY I GAVE YOU TEARS" I SAID "GOD, I'M SO DEPRESSED, AND GOD SAID " THAT IS WHY I GAVE YOU SUNSHINE." I SAID "GOD, LIFE IS SO HARD, " AND GOD SAID" "THAT IS WHY I GAVE YOU LOVED ONES." I SAID "GOD, MY LOVED ONE DIED, " AND GOD SAID " SO DID MINE." I SAID "GOD, IT'S SUCH A LOSS! " AND GOD SAID" I SAW MINE NAILED TO A CROSS." I SAID "BUT GOD YOUR LOVED ONE LIVES." AND HE SAID " SO DOES YOURS." I SAID "GOD, "WHERE ARE THEY NOW? " AND GOD SAID " MINE IS ON MY RIGHT HAND AND YOURS IS IN THE LIGHT. I SAID "GOD, IT HURTS." AND GOD SAID, " I KNOW"

Come And Bid On Me, Only A Few Short Days Left
To Own me for a month. Come and bid on me...fubucks only. The Bid is at 200K fubucks as of right now. If the bid gets to 300k or above I will add more to the list. You know you want to, I wont bite. This is what I am offering to start with... Pic rates 11's up to 500 pics Rate stash up to 500 Daily profile comments for a month Rate 100 pics 10's of 1 friend of your choice a week for a month (same friend or 4 different friends) 100 comments per day on your choice of contest/giveaway for a month gifts twice a week for a month Bulletin pimpout weekly for a month Bid hits 300k or more will add the following... *owned by______in my name *#1 friend for a month *buzzed for a month *SFW salute *add to yahoo messenger *daily gifts in place of 2 gifts weekly Click on the pic below to bid on me.

Blue Orion Lounge Pin Up Contest!!
BLUE ORION RETRO PINUP GAL & GUY CONTEST!! ** CONTEST ** THIS IS A COMMENT BOMBING CONTEST. THERE WILL BE A GAL & GUY WINNER!! 1ST PRIZE: 30-day Blast FuBucks 3X Blings Linked Picture in Blue Orion Lounge 1 Month Entrance Greeting Blue Orion 2ed Place: 7-day Blast FuBucks 3x Blings There will Be a Male and Female Winners!! Contest Rules:: 1) Picture Must Be Safe For Work 2) No Cheating allowed, You get caught you out! 3) No Drama..No Bashing Others 4) Must Be Level 5 to enter Once I get Enough Entries The Contest will Run for 5 days. Will have complete detail to you 2 days before start of Contest. ~TO ENTER CLICK ON PICTURE BELOW AND SEND PRIVATE MESSAGE TO DAWN OWNER OF BLUE ORION RADIO~ (repost of original by '~ Dawn ~Owner of ~BLUE ORION~' on '2008-02-27 23:39:50') (repost of original by 'DJ Shimmer' on '2008-02-28 00:15:49') (

Avenged Sevenfold - Darkness Surrounding Lyrics
Avenged Sevenfold - Darkness Surrounding lyrics Darkness coats us. The smell of fall. Changing season. The graveyard is alive, black cat across my path, The chill of cold wind, The breath of the dead. Imprisoned souls. Trapped for eternity. Black crows break the silence. The garden of the dead's alive tonight and you can't stop it. Just enjoy it. Open up your mind and you will feel it too. The sound, the touch, the thoughts, that you've been so blind to. You can feel the thoughts of the dead. Feeling the thoughts of the dead. True or false, it's still there, teaching me. True or false, still there, teaching me. You can feel it tonight. The wood has rotten away. Take the time absorb it. Their time is slipping away. Stone all carved by hand. Statues that resemble their faces. They still breathe. Come join us. Smell the burning embers, Time flickering away. Timeless but soon gone. Timeless but soon gone. Smell the

I Can't ......
I can't sleep. I can't string together a cogent sentence. I can't obtain suitable f/t employment. I can't dream. I can't understand what happened to me. I have a ripping headache. I used to have such dreams and aspirations. I used to daydream. I want to be loved. I crave knowledge. I crave understanding. I am a empty shell. I walk around in a daze. I sleep in spurts. I think I'm going insane. Or maybe I already am.And I believe all this is happening to me. Or maybe,just maybe I'm in a deep dream or nightmare,waiting to be awoken. In any event, it's pointless. Who really cares? I wish did,but to be honest I don't. This is what it is. Am I comfortable with it,no. But there's no changes to be made. It is what it is. so be it.

New Photo's
Happy Friday !! I hope your week went well and you have an awesome weekend. I have updated the following albums: Stuff made by me 2 Mods made for me by friends Mythical/magical 2 Please stop by and show love, thank you kindly. Love and hugs Lin xxxx

Meet My New Fu Owner .. Check Her Out
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Why????
Now this is fucking strange as hell.... I met a guy who I thought was funny as hell and made me laugh like crazy till my face hurt... We go out... and have some drinks and we are talking and exchanging life experiences.. you know the usual... And you have a great time together, and then he asks you what you are looking for in a guy and or relationship!! So I proceed to tell him what my expectations were and I am totally honest... I didn't lie don't believe in it because I don't have anything to hide... O.k. so the night is comming to a close and I have him take me home.. And I call him alittle later to see if he made it home o.k. and just to find out that the bastard is married... Now tell me why in the hell does people play them selves off to be something that they are not??? Now mind you I feel stupid... For falling for the shit .... and to be honest I can't believe that I wasted my fucking time!!!!! So, being the woman that I am... I will just go on and if I see him ag

Hey Ghost Riders Wants You
Fire My Words JOIN US HERE AT MYSTIC DARK ANGELS LOUNGE. WE ARE THE NEWEST AND FASTEST GROWING LOUNGE ON FUBAR. WE HAVE DANCERS,, WEBCAM ( WHICH IS NEW ) AND THE FRIENDLIEST PEOPLE ON FUBAR. SO COME JOIN US FOR A GREAT TIME AND BRING UR DANCING OUTFITS LADIES. JUST COPY AND PASTE THE LINK BELOW: http://fubar.com/new_lounge.php?lid=54397#

Last Chance To Enter
I am hosting a contest and am looking for participants. Lets see who can come up with "BEST GRAPHIC". This can be a graphic of your choice as long as it is Not NSFW. It can be animated, dark, light, a tribute just as long as you use your imagination. Contest will begin as soon as I have 10 or more contestants.It will be a 10 day contest. PRIZES: Prizes will be given out once everything is tallied. All picture rates equal 10 comments. Most Comments Win!! 1st place: 3 month vip or a 30 day blast 2nd place: 1 month vip or 7 day blast 3rd place: 1 day blast and a ticker RULES: 1. Will not deal with all the fighting and bickering we are all adults. If you create drama you will be removed from contest immediately! 2. NO NSFW Photos Allowed! 3.Self Commenting is allowed! Please contact me ASAP if you want to join the contest! CHELLE__ Co-Founder Fu Krew@ fubar

Ballmer Says Yahoo Takeover Makes Sense
HANOVER, Germany - Microsoft chief executive Steve Ballmer said Monday it was the right time for the company to put out a bid for Yahoo Inc. "The deal makes sense with the price and structure we announced. We hope it becomes reality," he told reporters at the annual CeBIT technology fair in Hanover. "There is a lot of merit for Microsoft (nasdaq: MSFT - news - people ) and Yahoo (nasdaq: YHOO - news - people ), for Yahoo shareholders and for Microsoft shareholders, for advertisers and for consumers." Analysts have debated whether Redmond, Washington-based Microsoft Corp.'s proposed $40 billion acquisition of Yahoo is worth it, given its two-year earnings slump. Yahoo contends it is worth even more money given the reach and breadth of its sprawling Internet franchise. Ballmer said his company's original offer is good, adding that "there is a range of dialogue" for both companies about the proposed takeover. Shares of Microsoft rose 8 cents to $27.28 while shares of Sun

Echo Of Life
Echo Of Life A man and his son were walking in the forest. Suddenly the boy trips and feeling a sharp pain he screams, "Ahhhhh." Surprised, he hears a voice coming from the mountain, "Ahhhhh!" Filled with curiosity, he screams: "Who are you?", but the only answer he receives is: "Who are you?" This makes him angry, so he screams: "You are a coward!", and the voice answers: "You are a coward!" He looks at his father, asking, "Dad, what is going on?" "Son," the man replies, "pay attention!" Then he screams, "I admire you!" The voice answers: "I admire you!" The father shouts, "You are wonderful!", and the voice answers: "You are wonderful!" The boy is surprised, but still can't understand what is going on. Then the father explains, "People call this 'ECHO', but truly it is 'LIFE!' Life always gives you back what you give out! Life is a mirror of your actions. If you want more love, give more love! If you want more kindness, give more kindness! If you want understanding and re

Who Should Read The Bible?
WHO SHOULD READ THE BIBLE? The Young - To learn how to live. The Old - To know how to die. The Ignorant - For wisdom. The Learned - For humility. The Rich - For compassion. The Poor - For comfort. The Dreamer - For enchantment. The Practical - For counsel. The Weak - For strength. The Strong - For direction. The Haughty - For warning. The Humble - For exaltation. The Troubled - For peace. The Weary - For rest. The Doubting - For assurance. The Sinner - For salvation. The Christian - For guidance. -- Author Unknown

Maybe Looking For A Roommate..
Ok, what the heck.. I'll post it here.. Any female in the area looking for a place to share? I say female because before I was married, I only lived with female roommates. I'm gonna be picky since I'd be sharing all my earthly possessions with whoever I decided to room with. It's a 3br/2.5bth townhome in the Ocean Lakes area. Small fenced back yard, wb fireplace, central heat/air, washer/dryer, dishwaser, disposal, parking for 2 vehicles. One of the bedrooms is the "Computer Room" so I'm only looking for someone to take the 3rd room. I have a 3yr old cat and that's all my lease will allow pet wise. I'm a smoker, but outside smoking is not a problem. I work 9-5 all week, then could be on the computer half the night, out roller blading, or over at friends house lounging in the pool/hottub.. (Of course you're welcome to come along on any of those adventures. lol) Like I say, I'm just thinking about this and to be honest, I'm going to be picky since I'm opening my belongings

Friendship
You are a "Truly Special" friend of mine and I wanted you to know how much our friendship means to me. Please click on the "Click Here To Get The Code" button at the bottom of this message, and send this to everyone that is "Truly Special" to you and let them know how you feel!if you recieve:-----------------1 - 3 ( Awww, a couple people really care about you! )4 - 6 ( Damn, you are loved aren't you! )7 - 12 ( WOW!Your friends absolutly adore you!!! )Click the above image to rate / rip / comment!

Golf Accident
Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony. The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize. Please allow me to help. I'm a Physical Therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me, she told him. Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes,' the man replied. He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still clasping his hands together at his groin. At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside. She administered tender and artful massage for several long moments and asked, 'How does that feel'? He replied: It feels great, but I still think my thumb's broken

Energy Alert - March 5
Here is the newest Energy Alert! Blessings, one and all! Greetings! In this energy alert: All about the new unity! Why we are experiencing role reversals; Balancing our energies: why this is happening and manifestations of it; More about the suffering and violence and why it on the rise; Interpretations of the US presidential elections and what will transpire; Why we are experiencing a lack of support and how this will change soon; Explanations of weight gain; and physical and emotional manifestations of the re-alignment process. A brief note: A few of you have been unable to view the latest energy alert exactly when it is posted. The energy alert for February 23 was not posted until the 24th. This was a rare exception. If you cannot view the newest alert on the date you receive the notification (I can assure you, it is indeed on the web site), it is most likely because of your ISP or your computer settings. In time it will show up f

Help Me Win The War!
Help me win the STALKER WAR to prove I am the best stalker. Leave my #3 girl "Mullet Hunter" this or another 1 of these comment: "Trinket is watching you & says your running low on milk" "Trinket isn't a stalker she's devoted" "Trinkets wondering when you wil panic & give in" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Thank you so much for your help :D

4-year Old Drunk In School
THE VILLAGE, Okla. -- Authorities are investigating the apparent intoxication of a 4-year-old girl at an Oklahoma City elementary school on Wednesday, police said. The child was carried out of Andrew Johnson Elementary School by a paramedic, according to an officer with The Village Police Department. "We don't believe it happened on school ground. We believe it happened before she got to school today," said Deputy Chief Steve Jagosh. Jagosh said his department was called by school officials to check on the child, who they described as acting strangely. Teachers told officers that they smelled an odor of alcohol on the girl. The girl was taken to Children's Hospital in good condition, authorities said. However, Oklahoma City spokeswoman Kathleen Kennedy denied that the child was transported anywhere. Police said they will investigate how the child was able to access alcohol. After the child is released from the hospital, officials said, she will be taken into Departmen

Would It Be ..... If It Is?....
Would it be worng to say , I love you.... If I am to have you. But I would not have wanted to trap you, Maybe I've gone to far. Of course I am falling In love with you In the short time times we've spent together. But no matter what happends later, A part of me will live with you forever. So................, If it is wrong to say I love you Falling with you, falling for you Then let this happy foul be struck down.... While falling In love with you P.S Hope you feel the same way too!

Mourning Sickness
Mornings never seemed so lonley. The sweet scent of you lingers on the pillow beside me Yet that side of the bed is made and cold. Walking down the street, I see a baby crying I've never felt more in tune with anything before. It needs something, someone to help it And give it what it needs. I feel a part of me shatter... Head to the laundry mat Throw a load in I'll never argue about missing socks again. I sit alone at our favorite resturaunt Table for one please... Order my favorite meal And eat alone. Sitting at home I watch a scary movie I expect you to creep behind me and say "BOO" Then the dog jumps up and rests on my lap. Bed time now... I change... Pull down the covers... I see the imprint of your body still there. I swallow my pride and hop in. Close my eyes And still feel your warm touch Wrapping your arms around me Letting me know everything is okay And I'm safe.... Wake up the next morning Do it all over again.

Love ...ha!!
LOVE... I laugh at the word or rather, how easily its thrown around. On here, the net especially. Makes me wonder if people who say it so freely and quickly and without much thought do so in the "real world" too. I suspect so. Maybe I shouldnt be so quick to judge how others feel. I mean if they say they LOVE you, perhaps they do because perhaps to them, LOVE is nothing more than a feeling for that moment. I know there are different kinds of love too...I love many people in different ways...course nothing compares to the love I have for my children. And maybe my definition of LOVE is much different than others. For me when I tell you I love you, I mean that I won't intentionally do things to hurt you. I won't slap you in the face with words, with another, with anything. I protect you if I can and certainly dont tell you I love you one day and then display it openly for someone else for you to see the next day. If I tell you I love you, I will be there for you when you need

Plz Help A Helper!!!!!!!
A VERY GOOD FRIEND OF MINE IS IN A GIVEAWAY FOR A VIP/FUBUCKS. SHE NEEDS 15,000 COMMENTS. KHANDY IS A GREAT PERSON THAT ALWAYS HELPS OTHERS SO LETS HELP HER...THANK YOU VERY MUCH...**HUGG ZZ**..HERE IS THE LINK

Strip Away Stress And Reap The, Ahem, Benefits.
This is an article in the latest Men's Health Magazine which I found interesting and wanted to share. Works for women too! http://www.menshealth.com/cda/article.do?site=MensHealth&channel=health&category=stress.management&c..9e07133b2ace7110VgnVCM10000013281eac____&page=3 The Stressor: You've seen your friends' marriages, and worry that you'll end up with the wrong person. Beat that stress: Ask yourself a few essential questions. Are you attracted to her? Do you play well together? Is she unselfish? Does she treat people well and talk positively about past relationships? Does she recognize her family's shortcomings and take corrective steps? Is she respectful of you? Does she share the soap in the shower? If you have a string of positive answers, you have a fun, responsible, thoughtful person at your side, says John Van Epp, Ph.D., a clinical counselor based in Medina, Ohio, and the author of How to Avoid Marrying a Jerk. That probably qualifies her as a keeper. The Stress

"if I Was Your Boyfriend"
1.) How many times a day would you kiss me? answer: 2.) Would you call me? answer: 3.) Would you have sex with me? answer: 4.) Would you take me places? answer: 5.) Would you love me? answer: 6.) Would you lie to me? answer: 7.) If I was sick what would you do? answer: 8.) Would you leave me for one of my friends? answer: 9.) Want to have a future with me? answer: 10.) Would you listen to all my problems and help me solve them? answer: 11.) Would you introduce me to your mom/dad? answer: 12.) Would you care about what I wore when we go out? answer: 13.) Would you hang out with me AND my friends? answer: 14.) If your friend tried to get with me what would you do? answer: 15.) If we dated and broke up, would you want me back? answer: 16.) If I gave you my heart what would you do? answer: 17.) If I said I loved you would you say it back? answer: 18.) How much do you like me 1-10? answer: 19.) How do you feel about me?

Splash Splash And Level Blueroses!
Come on now, go show Splash some love!!! She's tired of FU KING already! Let's make her a Godmother! WOOT! Splash Splash with LOTS of love! ~♫Splash♫~Co-Owner Of Club F.A.R.♫I.B.I.C.♫DSC~@ fubar Blueroses is just a tad under 23,000 to level! Do the Fubar thing and Fan Add and Rate her and help her level!!! You will LOVE rating her pics! She's gorgeous! ~Blueroses~ you just never know@ fubar This is brought to you by: Tulsa's Angel~ Sarge's Bad Girl ~ Club FAR Promoter / Sisters4Life ~ FuOwned by BBW Goddess@ fubar

Before You Judge Me Watch Them All
BEFORE YOU AUTOMATICALLY JUDGE ME...TAKE A LOOK AT YOURSELF. OPEN YOUR MIND FOR A MINUTE AND THINK FOR YOURSELF. IF YOU CANT EVEN HOLD A CONVERSATION ABOUT WHAT YOU SEE THEN DON'T EVEN BOTHER TALKING TO ME. IF YOU ARE NOT EVEN WILLING TO THINK ABOUT THIS THAN YOU ARE NOT BETTER THAN ME. I AM WILLING TO THINK FOR MYSELF. Proving that Jesus is imaginary Proving that the Pope has never read the Bible Proving that God's Plan is impossible The best optical illusion in the world! 10 questions that every intelligent Christian must answer How do we know that Christians are delusional? Proving that the Bible is repulsive Proving that prayer is superstition Proving that nobody can get into heaven

My First Thoughts Of Being Here!
Hey Everyone - Okay so I thought it was time to post a blog. Thanks to Krzyitalian for making me come here, she's Dana and an awesome person to me! I'm blessed for her being in my life! I owe her everything! This place is nuts! I love it and its a bit overwhelming, so if I don't get back to you right away, forgive me, but I"m a spaz with the 'net and it takes me some time to get around lol! Its great to meet everyone and everyone has been so sweet to me, thank you for that! I promise to be here more often, and hopefully everyone will check out my photos, share the Dale Jr love, the Disney love and hopefully I'll get more gifts! XOXOX Kisses!

How Much Have You Changed In 10 Years?
You've Changed 32% in 10 Years Ah, the past! You may not remember it well - because you're still living in it. While you've changed some, you may want to update your wardrobe, music collection and circle of friends. How Much Have You Changed in 10 Years?

What's Your Religious Philosophy?
You are Agnostic You're not sure if God exists, and you don't care. For you, there's no true way to figure out the divine. You rather focus on what you can control - your own life. And you tend to resent when others "sell" religion to you. What's Your Religious Philosophy?

Thinking Of Leaving Fubar
well everyone i'm thinking of leaving fubar again i'm sick of people playing games with me it's either you like me or you give me a reason as to why you don't anymore i'm one of the realest people you'll meet and i'd show you that kind of respect and if you can't do the same for me then fuck you and what you pertend to be i desurve better then that everyone does so be real and man up to why you don't like me

Make It Stop!!!!
its snowing here AGAIN!! so no telling when i will make it back to the library again. anyway i just wanted to say thanks to all who helped me make Rockstar. Godfather here i come!! Here is something for your reading enjoyment. Leave luv! If there isn't God, then I am a fool Because every day I thank Him for you Every moment we share, every word we exchange Gives me a reason to thank Him again From the moment we met, to the here and now Gives me a reason to make this vow God if You'll keep her in my life to stay I will have one sure reason to kneel down and pray And if there isn't a God, that's quite alright As long as you're there by my side

Life
SOMETIMES IN LIFE SHIT DON'T ALWAYS GO THE WAY YOU WANT THEM TO DO THEY? I LOOK FOR GOD TO GIVE ME SOME ANSWERS BUT HE DON'T TALK BACK SO I JUST KEEP ON TRYING TO STAY IN MY FAITH BUT IT IS SOOOOO HARD TO KEEP FOCUS ON WHAT I BELIVE WHATS RIGHT & I START TO LOSE MY WELL BEING ON THIS FUCK UP PLANET THAT WE CALL EARTH.

Putty Knife Used And Gas Cost's Crap Get-away Vehicle
Gas Pricing is hitting the pockets of the armed and dangerous… well… ok here is the story, Good Morning by the way you look cheery eyed today… don’t bother I am not standing outside your window peeking in…it was just a guess. The story, Police say Ellis, 28, of 8611 1/2 Green Street, walked into a home in the 7900 block of Plum Street in the Carrollton neighborhood on Friday, entering an unlocked door. He apparently neglected to bring a weapon, however, and "armed himself with a 'putty knife,' " according a report released by the New Orleans Police Department's 2nd District. The resident, apparently somewhat less than terrified, tangled with the intruder and suffered a cut to his forearm and shoulder. Ellis then reached for his next weapon: The lighter in his pocket. He threatened to burn down the house, police said. Ellis tried to make good on the threat, lighting a stack of newspapers as he ran out the door, police said. The house didn't catch fire, but Ellis was booked with a

State Of Mind
Thursday, March 13, 2008 mind In life its state of mind matters a lot, though fate rules the life on al most every sphere of it but then its state of mind which makes one feel the life joyful or full of sorrows or dull just a pass. It is state of mind and its activeness on the subject to achieve the knowledge which is the one to interact in life to maintain the optimum pace of life. Knowledge is the true wisdom if one could achieve it in its true pace. Knowledge of self is the first among all to evaluate the merits their in to interact with. Knowledge could only be attaining through the true pace of mind or true state of mind. Its sharpness to interact with, its activeness to visualize with, its stability to maintain cool in odds matters the life at its best for achievements here and hereafter. Though its hard to evaluate the exact mode of interacting mind in its basic pace because that solely regulates by the fate on every sphere of life but the cushion their in for a lit

Because I'm Awesome
the best hardcore punk rock chick singer Kelly. and of course her band, The Dollyrots woot! Uh huh I’ve got the new style, uh huh And I’m walking right down your street I’m on your speed dial, you know The one everyone wants to meet I always tell you how cool you dress It’s cause I’m fashionably socialized You’re smarter, better, no, the best Just look at me I’m a leader, I’m a winner, And I’m cleaner Cause I’m awesome I don’t need you cause I’m neato and I beat you Cause I’m awesome That’s right They say I’m gifted, uh huh Well I’m a certified prodigy I’m gonna own you, uh huh I’m gonna bring you to your knees I always tell you how smart you are It’s cause my brain is really supersized You’re an academic superstar Just look at me I’m a leader, I’m a winner, And I’m cleaner Cause I’m awesome I don’t need you cause I’m neato and I beat you Cause I’m awesome That’s right Got a career plan, uh huh Gonna make lots of money And bought a self

Does It Really Make Sense?
Does it really make sense to consider something as Not Safe For Work when basic web surfing in general should be considered as something that shouldnt be done at work? I think most companies have policies that if something online isnt job related you shouldnt be on it.

Orion Paranormal Is Seeking Regional Team Members
Orion Paranormal is Seeking Team Members in the following Regions: Detroit Metro Area, Phoenix Metro, (Los Angeles/ West Hollywood/Orange County), Sacremento, (Jersey City/ Newark), (Austin, Dallas/ Ft. Worth). and Central Kentucky and East Central Florida For those applying for the (Sacramento, Modesto, Stockton, Manteca, Tracy) area, spanish speaking ability is a plus. If you are interested in becoming a Paranormal Investigator on the Orion Team: Go to link and fill out the form at the bottom of the page and submit Request:: http://www. orionparanormal. com/contact. html Investigator must be 18 or older Must be present for important meetings Must have access to e-mail Reliable Transportation Must follow Orion Standard Operation Procedures Must be available for Investigations (Typically Weekends) Must be able to provide leads to a possible investigations When submitting your information, please attach a copy of your resume and a letter explai

Part One...
The story so far... Helen & Phil met each other in an internet forum and built a strong bond. Until today they had never met. Phil is from England & American-born Helen lives in the Californian wine region. Phil has flown around the world to see if their friendship and feelings for each other can develop to a higher level. He has booked a suite in a secluded country hotel. They enjoy a romantic dinner. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his. The connection between them intensifies... We pick up the story at the end of the meal.... Outside, it was a warm sultry night. Helen and Phil sipped their coffees, gazing into each others eyes, unaware that everyone else has left the hotel restaurant. Both were already thinking of what lay ahead. Phil took Helen by the hand. They made their way slowly back to their four-poster suite, her resting her head on his shoulder as they walked. Inside the room, softly flickering candles bathed the room in a warm

Loving
let us hold on to our love that never can die let us not question the love between you and I let us hold on to each other and love how we feel ours is a true love so deep and so real We took the vows for the good and the bad we can make it through times both happy and sad so just love me and know that I am in love with you yours is the love that made my whole world feel new By R. Thomas Dinsmore About my wife

Respect
I am a very nice person and sometimes flirty and I will talk to everyone and anyone. Thats just how I am even in real life. Just because Im flirty shouldn't make people think that I'm here for they enjoyment. or that I will get totally nake for them. There is that line of respect that shouldn't be crossed. But most people cross this line daily even in real life. I have some pictures up that are kind of sexy for me. And I don't mind by any means people leaving pervy comments thats fine. Its all in good fun. People are allowed to say what they want. But when people take things too far thats a different story. It really annoys the hell out of me that people ask for my YIM and think that I will get totally nake for them. That is not right, not fair and just not respectful. I am sure that there are many people on this site that are more then willing to show everything they have to the world but thats not me. I'm sorry. Yes I have pictures up of me in a bra. But this is where I am

Thank You So Much Sonny, This Is Great :d
WHAT I WOULD LIKE YOU ALL TO DO IS GO ALONG AND GIVE THEM MAJOR BIRTHDAY WISHES. PLEASE RATE FAN COMMENT ALL THEIR PICS DO WHATEVER TO MAKE THIS A SPECIAL DAY FOR THEM. WHY NOT GET THEM A BIRTHDAY GIFT? JUST USE THE PIC LINK'S TO GO SHOWER THEM WITH BIRTHDAY LOVE¡¦ "BARBARA"@ fubar Cupcake Surprise ~ Fiesta Tappers ~ Triple X Hottie~@ fubar xSexiBabiGirlx@ fubar clouder19@ fubar Pickles!™ is currently un-single.. Sorry ladies..!@ fubar s10chick@ fubar ~SilkenSavage~

Hai ThẰng BẠn
1.Học cùng lớp nhưng ở hai trường khác nhau, gặp nhau trong một tổ chức đòan thể. Người ta nhìn vào thấy hai thằng có những dáng vẻ, tính cách trái ngược. Một thằng to cao, một thằng ốm, bé. Một thằng miệng”tía lia”, hay nói, “phun cả bọt mép”, một thằng ít nói. Một thằng thích viết, sáng tác …một thằng cầm đàn thì chỉ ”tửng, từng, tưng.”.nhưng lại hay góp ý, phê bình ( ít, nhiều đều có “ý”)…vậy mà lại hay đi chung, chơi với nhau….Có những lúc hắn làm “chim xanh”, gửi ca khúc bạn hắn viết mà không dám gửi. Bề ngoài, nghĩ hắn chắc chưa có cô gái nào lọt vào mắt, hoặc hắn chưa biết g

Happy Saint Patrick's Day To All
Good Morning. Happy Saint Patrick’s Day for those of us that carry Irish in our blood or those wanna-be’s makes no difference on this day we all have Irish eyes smiling down on us from above. No matter if the blood that runs thru your veins is Irish, Scottish, British, Asian and American or all others, this day is to honor Saint Patrick. Maewyn Succat The name St. Patrick was given to him later in life by Pope Celestine. Maewyn has many tales and legends attributed to him but why do we celebrate this day? He brought Christianity to Ireland and it also is believed he chased the snakes out of Ireland… The jury is still out whether or not there were any snakes to begin with…but the Holiday marks this day as the death of this great man. Interesting reading can be found under various search engines on Saint Patrick. So whether you believe in Irish magic, Leprechauns or the famous pot of gold beneath the rainbow Ireland is yet another great place on this big ole Earth that celebrates their h

Come Show Butterfly Some Love
i won her in an auction and you can go show her some love if you like she is a nice person to talk to (SIS )butterfly (zman of 530k is a winner)member of loveley angles lounge and SISTER 4 LIFE& SECERIT@ fubar

For A Friend
I posted a blog a few weeks ago about Chefwabba's mom having a stroke and being put on life support. I am so sorry to say, that she passed away Sunday night at about 2:00am. I have no idea what it is like to lose a parent but I do know that he is really hurting right now. He could use the support of friends. So, you already know what I am asking. Stop by his page if you get a chance and let him know that his friends are thinking of him. Thanks so much! Mary chefwabba@ fubar

Journal 3-17
well it's the beginning of a new week and at last a break form school, it's spring break so i have a little bit to relax before the next classes start up. it's a break that i truly need before i went crazy. i feel my Master with me always be there are days that i feel that i have let Him down because i don't get to spend much time with Him and that hurts me deeply. Master is the only person that i truly wish to spend time with. i believe that will change soon, things here are starting to turn around at least a little bit, not going to say how just yet because i don't want to jinx anything. i had it when i am with Master and have to leave almost right away because i am needed to go do something else, like tonight i had to go cook dinner because my aunt doesn't like spaggetti so i had to go cook some for a family friend and myself. i had just started talking with Master and that hurt me deeply, when things like this happen i feel that i have let Master down and that breaks my hea

Tonight......3-18-08
took the dogs outside so they could do their thing......the moon is 3/4's or so...cloudly.....just about dark ....looked at the still bare trees against the twlight sky....saw a bat flying around eating what bugs that have come out this early in the season. he was beautiful, flying around just missing the trees......one lone bat

I Forgive You
I forgive, but can never forget. Mom and dad, I feel so sad, you made me feel bad. Mom and dad, I am so sad, you broke my heart, Why do we have to be so far apart. I did what i felt was right, now you are out of sight. You have seen me fall, but you never heard me call. I got up again on my own. I am strong, You were so wrong. I could never have walked, like you walked away. I am not going to stay. I have so much to say, but really would it matter. the way i feel, Is for real. I am ready now, although it will be without you mom and dad. I am not sad. I can not go back. This is the end, That was just a bend, In the road I had choose. There is no more, I close the door for good, this time. So mom and dad, i hope you feel bad, for making me sad. I forgive you, but I will never forget. Goodbye.

Please Help In A Giveaway
http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=1332328&albumid=922785&i=59831155&idx=5 I am in a fubucks give away. Can you please rate my pic and if the person doing the give away, is not your friend, please rate/fan/add her/ TY If she is not a friend of yours, please r/f/a. Once she has accepted, please rate my pic. Thank you