Fubar Blog Posts 3

When Is It Enough
mom i need more allowance honey give me some money for gas boss says... i need you to work more over time neighbor says... going out of town need you to watch the cat head hurts body aches when is it enough work til i can't keep my eyes open cry cuz the worries are too much who is the woman in the mirror i see? hell i don't know her anymore yet i know its me once full of life.... now just filled with grief..... just tell me cuz i can't keep fighting when is it enough?

~true, True, Im A Total Cutie ;)~
Read your sign, then forward it on, with your zodiac sign and label on the subject line. 1. ARIES - The Liar (the Ram - 21 March 19 April) * Outgoing. * Lovable. * Spontaneous. * Funny. * EXCELLENT kisser. * EXTREMELY adorable. * Loves relationships. * Addictive. * Loud. 16 years of bad luck if you do not forward. 2. TAURUS - The Tramp (the Bull - 20 April 20 May) * Aggressive. * Loves being in long relationships. * Likes to give a good fight for what they want. * Extremely outgoing. * Loves to help people in times of need. * GOOD kisser. * GOOD personality. * Stubborn but a caring person. * One of a kind. * Not one to mess with. * Usually are the most attractive people. 15 years of bad luck if you do not forward. 3. GEMINI - Irresistible (the Twins - 21 May 21 June) * Nice. * Love is one of a kind. * Great listener. * Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. * Trustworthy. * Always happy. * Loud. * Talkative. * Loves

She Was Only 13
Her dad was a drunk Her mom was an addict Her parents kept her Locked in an attic Her only friend was a little toy bear It was old and worn out And had patches of hair She always talked to it When no one's around She lays there and hugs it Not a peep of sound Until her parents unlock the door Some more and more pain She'll have to endore A bruise on her leg A scar on her face Why would she be In such a horrible place? But she grabs her bear And softly crys She loves her parents But they want her to die She sits in the corner Quiet but thinking, "Please God, why is My life always sinking?" Such a bad life For a sad little kid She'd get beaten and beaten For anything she did Then one night Her mom came home high And the poor child was beaten As hours went by Then her mom suddenly Grabbed for a blade It was sharp and pointy One that she made She thrusted the blade Right in her chest, "You deserve to die You worthless piece of crap!" The mom walk

The Hormone Hostage
The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his very life into his own hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other!! DANGEROUS: What's for dinner? SAFER: Can I help you with dinner? SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner? ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate. DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that? SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown. SAFEST: WOW! Look at you! ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate. DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about? SAFER: What did I do wrong? SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars. ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate. DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that? SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left. SAFEST:

Sigh
Been having a stressful and a bad day I probably will just sign off. It's a long story, an ongoing problem i've been having. Disappointed in myself for my stupidity! And helping someone who wont help themselves and I end up getting hurt and burned yet again. And my daughter and her ADHD problems and my teen not going to school etc. just going through alot, not to mention health problems. Well I'm done bitching about myself and my life..lol Thanks for listening. Lisa

Landlords Are Big Liars
FOR THE LAST MONTH I HAVE HAD MY LANDLORD STALK ME & THREATEN TO BEAT TAKE MY SURROUND SOUND FROM EXTRA. I HAVE CALLED THE POLICE MANY TIME'S GOT NO HELP THEY WENT BY HIS WORD & PRETTY MUCH CALLED ME A LIAR. I HAVE BEEN ALONE SINCE APRIL WHEN MY FIANCEE PASSED AWAY HIS HEART JUST STOPPED ON HIM MOST OF YOU HAVE BEEN TOLD THIS. I JUST WANT PEOPLE TO UNDERSTAND THAT I AM JUST TRYING TO GET MY LIFE BACK I WANT TO BE HAPPY. BUT WHEN YOU HAVE PEOPLE THINKING JUST BECAUSE YOUR ALONE MEAN'S THEY CAN PUSH YOU AROUND YOU START TO LOSE IT. YOU MESS UP FRIENDSHIPS EVEN THOUGH YOU DON'T MEAN TOO YOUR JUST SCARED & ALONE. I HAVE SOME GREAT FRIENDS THAT UNDERSTAND THIS & HAVE STOOD BESIDE ME OTHER'S HAVE RAN AWAY FROM. I HAVE BEEN THROUGH SO MUCH SINCE APRIL & THE LAST 2 MONTH'S HAVE BEEN HELL FOR ME. A LANDLORD THAT STALKS ME & TRIES TO GET ME ARRESTED WHEN HE IS IN THE WRONG & WAS ARRESTED LAST MONTH FOR CRIMINAL SEXUAL ASSULT ON A MINOR. A ROOMMATE WHO STOLE FROM ME & FOUND OUT SHE IS

Its Just My Life
Love is what is desired, But hate is what is found. My life has no love at all, And hate I have now. I cannot find happiness, All I can find is darkness. I can do many things, But none turn out correctly. I have had many failures, And very few completions. My life is filled with depression, Yet my friends seem to take that away. If I didn't have my friends by my side, I would be and empty shell of a person. I can't thank them enough for their help, But I can't seem to see the light at the end of the tunnel without them. My world is full or personal demons, And my life is plagued with emotional pains. My friends have helped me keep in control, Without them, my life would be not one worth living.

Hillbilly Funeral
I have never been to a hillbilly funeral before and 1 day ago I finally got to go to one. It was really different. No one was crying in fact everyone was eating and dancing and playing lookin at pictures and remanecing. This was just so unreal. Usually when you go to a funeral everyone cries and talks and boohoo's and the family stands in a line while all of us walk through and give condolences. This was just out of the ordinary weird. Like everyone was happy that this person has past on. I wonder if they just pushed his body down into a revine. Just kidding I know that they cremated him and he wanted his remains to go to newyork city but his wife said that aint gonna happen. Then she went in to the house by the church and grabbed a cup of coffee for me. It was a really weird day for me. I really felt sad though, her husband used to give me crap about sex all the time in town when I would see him and he is an ex alcoholic. He was a nice guy when I met him I am glad that I di

I Am A Woman- For All The Women On Fubar
I am a woman hear me all When I walk I do with dignity with poise and grace Yes i am a woman hear me all A friend, a lover a wife and daughter with love or pain i give it my all Yes I am a woman hear me all A physicist, an astronaut a plumber, a nurse A barmaid, a detective or a miner pulling coal Yes I am a woman I can do it all Whats in you pretty woman? and to this I say its in the fire of my eyes and the will of my mind the love from my heart and the strength of my being heed me all for i am a Woman and I can do it all

This One Is For You Baby
FOREVER YOURS From the moment ours eyes met Other things just disappeared Reasons that i can't explain Every time you are near Visions of our love appear Even when you go away Right here is where i stay You give me hope One day at a time Unique love is all i find Ready to give you my heart Someday you will find that your the one on my mind

Inside
i hate this feeling that i fell inside. it's this feeling that i'm brushed aside. one day here next day gone. i don't know what to do but stand in the back drop and bide my time. i hate to watch as time goes by and i see the the love of my life take off and fly. i'm rambling trying to put thoughts to thoughts if that makes any sence.

Carlin's View On Aging
George Carlin's View on Aging Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we're kids? If you're less than 10 years old, you're so excited about aging that you think in fractions. 'How old are you?' 'I'm four and a half!' You're never thirty-six and a half. You're four and a half, going on five! That's the key. You get into your teens, now they can't hold you back. You jump to the next number, or even a few ahead. 'How old are you?' 'I'm gonna be 16!' You could be 13, but hey, you're gonna be 16! And then the greatest day of your life . You become 21. Even the words sound like a ceremony . . YOU BECOME 21. YESSSS!!! But then you turn 30. Oooohh, what happened there? Makes you sound like bad milk! He TURNED; we had to throw him out. There's no fun now, you're Just a sour-dumpling. What's wrong? What's changed? You BECOME 21, you TURN 30, then you're PUSHING 40 Whoa! Put on the brakes, it's all slipping away. Before you know it, you

Monday Links: Kevin Smith In Studio, New O&a Videos, New Boobs On Ratemywow, Internet Video Of The Day, Miss Paltalk Winner, New Videos Online
LISTEN TO TODAY'S SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST) Goooooooood Monday morning everybody! Hopefully you enjoyed your weekend, and if you didn't... that would be YOUR problem. Not ours. Our good friend Kevin Smith is hanging for the show today, and promoting his new book My Boring Ass Life: The Uncomfortably Candid Diary of Kevin Smith. Have you seen the video of Kevin Smith vs. The Heckler at the 2007 Comic Con Our own Anthony Cumia made a follow-up video to his How To Install Windows Vista internet video, and the sequel is a lot more destructive. We can't wait to see it! The first annual Miss Paltalk Contest was an amazing success...not only did we blow up the Paltalk servers a few times, but we saw some of the raunchiest, perverted, sexually deviant shit you could ever want to see a woman do in front of a webcam in the early morning. Congrats to our winner, ___________ (eh, you'll find out TODAY on the show) INTERNET VIDEO OF THE DAY: Yesterday's hyster

Wtf Is Going On?
ok im gettin real sick of all the bs thats going on here on fubar!....i feel if ppl arent over 21 they shoud not be allowd on this site.....i know theres many members that agree....i realy think something needs to be done...who agrees with me?

Generic Drugs
In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen. The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafallin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, bixafix, and of course, ibtpokin. Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink and it gives new meaning to the names of “cocktails”, “High balls”, and just a good old-fashioned “stiff drink’. Pepsi will market the new c

Is Dealdotcom Legitimate
Is DealDotCom legitimate Is DealDotCom legitimate? Absolutely. It's the brain child of a few reputable software geeks that you probably know -- Jason Potash and Marc Quarles. DealDotCom is set to explode once the word gets out - and it won't take long. You'll be hearing a lot about DealDotCom within the next few days. Even better, rather that sit on the sidelines and watch everyone else promote this site... YOU could be the one getting an early jumpstart and maximizing your profit potential. Before you forget (or get reminded when you receive an email about it from someone else), go check it out right now. dealdotcom dealdotcom.com internet marketing internet marketing products best deals internet marketing deals online marketing online marketing products online marketing deals

Fubar Support
New addition to the Support Blogs...Blocking and Unblocking. As well, there are some member favorites, like..NSFW Guidelines and MuMM Drama. lol :) You are more than welcome to link to any of the blogs. Please remember, that these are all posted on my personal page, no posting of anything NSFW in nature will be tolerated by me. Any questions that you have, please direct to my FuMail and not in the comments. Any suggestions for future blogs is also always encouraged and appreciated. Blog links: Blocking and Unblocking...Your Options http://www.fubar.com/blog/60737 ******************************************************* Harassment-How to Cope http://www.fubar.com/blog/60737/359777 ******************************************************* NSFW Guidelines http://www.fubar.com/blog/60737/249509 ******************************************************** NSFW Flagging Guidelines http://www.fubar.com/blog/60737/257665 *****************

Wishin'
wishin on you to set me free. dreamin of you ....beside me . whisperin softly in your ear. tellin' you thingz ....that you love to hear. Runnin' my fingerz softly thru your hair. in your eyes im lost in a stare angelic love waz sent to me. and in my heart will alwayz be. forever and an eternity. want you here next to me. steamy passion through the nite. make love to you , all day and night Our future outlook is burnin' brite two heartz racin' , then takez flight. Tender kisses unto your lips. run my handz down to your hipz. Take you here now and forever taught you, tease you, each move more cleaver The way your body respondz to me makes me know that destiny iz a truth thats meant to be in love with you.... and so happy G.K 9-9-06

Ewok Adventure
Then he blocked, of course...CONTINUE on this one! ->Psychowolf...: I think its an EWOK.....the JEDI are interested in acquiring ewoks N8 Honeys ...: what the fuck you think it is asshole ->Psychowolf...: ARE you, or are you not SELLING it?....Wait....is that a KID N8 Honeys ...: boy you are being retarted ->Psychowolf...: The force is strong in this dwarf... ->Psychowolf...: I just put on my robe, and grabbed my lightsaber ->Psychowolf...: 50k for the dwarf N8 Honeys ...: YOU SO FUNNY ->Psychowolf...: the one youre walking with ->Psychowolf...: the dwarf N8 Honeys ...: BUY WHAT ? ->Psychowolf...: did you buy it? N8 Honeys Future Husband !!@ fubar

From My Journal Apr. 2, '04
candace cheated on me night before last.she went out drinkin, got fucked up, kicked out of the bar, some random guy took her home and she fucked him. that said, im in love with this girl. i really am in love with her. that night i talked to her while she was in the bar, but she was busy drinkin, so we agreed that she would call me when she left there. she assured me that she would be ok. said some guy she worked with promised to make sure she got home. i was sketched because i am a guy and i know how we are with drunk girls, but she said it was all ok and not to worry and she would call when she got home. she didnt call. i stayed up till 5 in the morning waiting. worried as shit. she didnt call. the next morning, (yesterday) brandi woke me up and said we needed to talk. and i knew. i had known from the night before but i had hoped i was just paranoid. now brandi was sitting across from me, looking very grim, assuring me that im not just paranoid..

-------------------- In Loving Memory-------
I'M SAFELY HOME IN HEAVEN, THOUGH I KNOW YOU MISS SO THE LOVE I'VE ALWAYS FELT FOR YOU, WITHIN MY HEART STILL FLOWS. MY SPIRIT WILL REMAIN WITH YOU EVERY SINGLE DAY, APPEARING AS A RAINBOW OR AS OCEAN WAVES AT PLAY. I'M IN THE GENTLE RAINS THA FALL, AND IN THE MORNING DEW. ALL YOU SEE THAT'S BEAUTIFULL REFLECT MYLOVE FOR YOU I DIDN'T MEAN TO CAUSE YOU PAIN, MY TIME HAD SIMPLY COME. THE WORK THAT I WAS MEANT TO DO ON EARTH HAD ALL BEEN DONE. I'M SAFELY HOME IN HEAVEN, WHERE ETERNAL PEACE IS MINE. AND WHERE, WHEN GOD HAS CALLED YOU; TOO, I 'LL BE FOREVER THINE. IF TEARS COULD BUILD A STAIRWAY AND MEMORIES WERE A LANE, WE WOULD WALK RIGHT UP TO HEAVEN TO BRING YOU HOME AGAIN. NO FAREWELL WORDS WERE SPOKEN, NO TIME TO SAY GOODBYE, YOU WERE GONE BEFORE WE KNEW IT, AND ONLY GORD KNOWS WHY. OUR HEARTS STILL ACHE WITH SADNESS, AND SECRETS STILL FLOW. WHAT IT MEANT TO LOSE YOU-- NO ONE CAN EVER KNOE. BUT NOW WE KNNOW YOU WANT U

Serious Inquiries Only Need Reply
I have been asked by people, freinds and acquaintances alike as to what do I want. I thought about this today as some of my recent actions has me asking myself exactlly what do I want. I ended up writting this 3 page thought while I waited to go in to work today. Here it goes.. I want someone who completes me. Tom Cruise said it best on Jerry MCGuire. I don't need a Man I want a Man. I want someone to share my life with. I want a Man who is a Man. I want to be able to share my thoughts with someone, someone that supports, encourages and challenges me. I've lived a majority of my life as a Single adult dues to past failed relationships and heartbreaks. Relationships scare the hell out of me. I fear losing who I am now and becoming the person I fought so hard to overcome. I am independent, stubborn, strong, outspoken and a pain in the ass. I am also a workaholic. You know it is sad when your employees tell you that you need a man to keep you from working too much. I want someone

Behind These Walls
Behind these walls there is a deep pain that doesnt seem to ever go away. Behind these walls i struggle to come out. Behind these wall my heart is breaking. Behind these walls i hide from what is on the outside. Behind these walls i see no end in sight. Behind these walls i find myself falling apart. Behind these walls the tears are falling. Behind these walls i find myself fighting to stay alive. Behind these walls i am trying to break free Behind these walls i find myself searching for the answers to all the questions i keep asking myself over and over again. Behind these walls i want to get out. Please help me my friends help me to see that life isnt all that bad. Good times will come again. and let me know that you will always be there for me. I can't see beyond these walls, and it is killing me inside. Behind these walls i am waiting for them to come down. Please be there my friends when this wall comes down. Behind these walls.

Beef, Ginger, Lemon With Couscous
serves 6 1 1/2 pounds beef boneless chuck round roast, cut int cubes 1 cup beef broth or water 1/3 cup chopped fresh or 2 tbsp dried coriander leaves 1/3 cup chopped fresh italian or regular parsley 1 tbsp olive or vegetable oil 1 tsp ground ginger 1/2 tsp salt 1/4 tsp pepper 1/8 tsp ground red pepper 12 cloves garlic 3 slices lemon cut in half 2 large tomatoes seeded and chopped Heat oven to 325 degrees. Mix all ingredients except couscous in ungreased 3-quart casserole. Cover and bake 2 to 2-1/2 hours or until beef is very tender. Serve over couscous.

Brand New "halo" Short
For a movie that is currently not scheduled to be made, "Halo" is sure releasing lots of shorts. In this third one, we get to see lots more violence, lots more blood and more footage than before. Similar to the first two shorts released, it is once again directed by Neil Blomkamp, the same person that's currently in talks to helm the theatrical version. Studios have stayed clear of the "Halo" movie for many reasons; there is the fact that Microsoft doesn't want to give up too much and there is also the fact that Blomkamp only has a few commercials on his resume. Handing over the project to a newcomer, for which the budget could be hundreds of millions of dollars, would make anyone nervous. The new short is comprised of shaky footage and seems to resemble the actual game. The special effects are done by Peter Jackson's WETA Digital, the same company behind "Lord of the Rings," "I, Robot" and "King Kong." LINK TO TRAILER http://www.worstpreviews.com/trailer.php?id=303&item=2

So Into U
So Into U I am lost Within Your words As you Speak Them To me. I feel My Heart Doing flips As Your lips Brush Against mine. I sigh With Delight That I am So Into U. Your touch Upon my Flesh Becomes The only Need for My Pleasure To set Free My hidden Flames of desire. Can you Not see This is why, I am So Into U? ©2007 Firestar

Freedom Of Speech Vs. The War In Iraq
Conservatives across our great nation continue to ask "how can you support the troops, but not support the war?" Or they will say things like "this country is at war right now and it's not good for American citizens to criticize the current administrations handling of the war in Iraq because it might upset the families of the troops." I'm sorry, but maybe I missed the news report about how Iraq attacked our country thus forcing us to invade them. Oh, that's right, they didn't. They supposedly had weapons of mass destruction and that's why we invaded them. It was Al-queda that attacked America on September 11, 2001. A group comprised of mostly Saudi Arabians. That is why we went to Afghanistan. We removed the Taliban from power and kicked the crap out of Al-queda there. But because we are fighting a war on terror, the President decided to turn his attention to Iraq and Saddam Hussein. The same man who had attempted to kill his father during a visit to Kuwait. Hmmm. I wonder.

Holidays
Yep I'll be visiting the US again near the end of october, and the way the dollar is at the moment for me ... well lets just say I'll be getting some bargains LOL. Ok so it will be the third visit this year to the same state, I like Oregon, just wish it wasn't so damn far LOL. Some may say that I should visit other parts of the US and see what it is like, but I like visiting friends as they know their area better than I could ever find out about. This year I thought I got it right concerning my holiday entitlement ... erm nope LOL. I forgot that we have to keep 1 day for xmas day. Last year was worse as I had to take a week off earlier in the year due to moving. I had to work my rest days so I could get 7 days more holiday, at least this year I only have to work 1 day :D Still at least I will be able to enjoy halloween like I did last year, seeing what people have done to their homes to celebrate halloween :D

Harvest Moon Blessings!
"Shine on, shine on harvest moon up in the sky. I ain't had no lovin' Since January, February, June, or July. Snow time ain't no time to stay outdoors and spoon. So shine on, shine on harvest moon, for me and my gal." Wishing You and Yours a Blessed Harvest Moon Tonite!

Chicken With Almonds
* 3 1/2 pounds chicken -- cut in serving size pieces * flour * 1/4 cup olive oil * 1 medium onion -- finely chopped * 1 clove garlic -- chopped * 1/2 cup tomato -- peeled/chopped * 1 or 2 sprigs parsley * 2 inch stick cinnamon * 4 whole cloves * 2 cups chicken broth * 1/2 cup blanched almonds * salt * 1/4 teaspoon white pepper * 2 teaspoons lime or lemon juice * 2 eggs Dredge the chicken pieces with flour, shaking to remove the excess. Heat the oil in a frying pan and saute the chicken until golden. Transfer to a heavy casserole. Saute the onion and garlic in the frying pan and add to the chicken together with the tomato, parsley, cinnamon, cloves and chicken stock. Pulverize the almonds in an electric blender at high speed and add to the casserole. Season with salt, if necessary, and white pepper. Cover and simmer gently until the chicken is tender, about 45 minutes. Remove the chicken pieces to a se

So Funny I Laughed My Ass Of Take A Peak
Whorescope ARIES You tend to be headstrong and deliberate in your actions. Basically you don't give a fuck about anyone. Most people hate you but you couldn't care less. You're the type of person who would masturbate at a wedding TAURUS Warm and caring are your most endearing characteristics. You get on well with most people because you're bisexual. You hardly ever wear underwear and you constantly smell of piss. GEMINI Your star sign denotes an air of duality in your character. Simply, you're a neurotic schizophrenic. A real fucking weirdo, the type of person who'd kill them self to win a bet. CANCER You have a businesslike attitude to life and a knack for making money. You're an unscrupulous bastard who would sell relative's limbs to buy a mobile phone. You are likely to be murdered. LEO The adventurous type, always looking for thrills and willing to try anything. In other words, stupid. You have the IQ of a garden snail and will never amount to anything. Most L

When Girls Drink Too Much.....
WHEN GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH............ 1. WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE OUR PURSE IS. 2. WE BELIEVE THAT DANCING WITH OUR ARMS OVERHEAD AND WIGGLING OUR BUTT WHILE YELLING "WOO-HOO!" IS TRULY THE SEXIEST DANCE MOVE AROUND. 3. WE'VE SUDDENLY DECIDED THAT WE WANT TO KICK SOMEONE'S BUTT AND HONESTLY BELIEVE WE COULD DO IT TOO. 4. IN OUR LAST TRIP TO PEE, WE REALIZE THAT WE NOW LOOK MORE LIKE A HOMELESS HOOKER THAN THE GODDESS WE WERE JUST FOUR HOURS AGO. 5. WE START CRYING AND TELLING EVERYONE WE SEE THAT WE LOVE THEM SOOOOO MUCH. 6. WE GET EXTREMELY EXCITED AND JUMP UP AND DOWN EVERY TIME A NEW SONG PLAY'S BECAUSE "OH MY GOD! I LOVE THIS SONG!" 7. WE'VE FOUND A DEEPER/SPIRITUAL SIDE TO THE GEEK SITTING NEXT TO US. 8. WE'VE SUDDENLY TAKEN UP SMOKING AND BECOME REALLY GOOD AT IT. 9. WE YELL AT THE BARTENDER, WHO WE BELIEVE CHEATED US BY GIVING US JUST LEMONADE, BUT THAT'S JUST BECAUSE WE CAN NO LONGER TASTE THE GIN. 10. WE THINK WE ARE IN BED, BUT OUR PIL

My Hair And Other News Lol
I just colored my hair, yet agaim, a diff. shade of red, yet again LOL I like it, although it turned out way darker than I thought it would...it is cool..It kinda reminds me of a chocolate covered cherry LOL...I will have to take pics sometime next week..the reason being for that is that my camera is alreayd packed and ready to go with me to my trip to North Carolina :-D woot! I leave tomorrow night and will be back next Thurs....I am soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo excited...I am gonna have some fun, which I highly need...so if anyone wonders where I am for the next few days I am outta here lol....I got most of my shit packed, just have to pack what I used in the morning...going for six days and listen up girls..I only have ONE suitcase and my backpack lol...I hate traveling with tons of bags, so I back tight LOL....My backpack has my digital cam, snacks, reading material, my DS Lite, and a few others odds and ends lol So yea I think I have done quiet well not overpacking lol So h

14,400 To Level
If you have been pimped out by me to level up .This girl has been there too help on almost alll of them and shows everyone lotsa love. So please go return some love too her and i garentee you wont be disappointed.Thanks for helping everyone LilBamaGirl@ fubar

Monday Sep. 24 Tv Shows
These are my Monday shows: 7:00pm - Chuck 8:00pm - Heroes 9:00pm - Journeyman Chuck -> This show was ok and has potential. The actors did not seem set in their charaters and when the writers know how to write for them it will get better. Heroes -> I like shows with long story arcs and large casts and Heroes has both. I enjoyed the first season and this season's stories look good. Journeyman -> Now out of the shows I watched Monday night this was my favorite. Unlike Quantum Leap the time jumps are not linear and depends on what he has done on other leaps. So I'll keep my eye on Chuck, continue enjoying Heroes and look forward to see a lot more Journeyman. Jason

A Long Time Cumming
....My pussy is drippin as we walk up the stairs to his apartment. My juices start runnin down my inner thighs. DAYUM, I knew I should have worn some panties. I knew how wet I could get. Especially thinking about him. I had imagined this nite about a thousand times for the last few months and just the anticipation of what was to come was making wet. We were both instantly attracted to eachother the day we met three months ago but I was in a relationship so we didnt act on it. He was exactally what I liked. Six foot one, dark chocolate skin, bald head and thick. I love thick men. He had little to no fat on his body and muscles in all the right places. I couldnt wait to see if the rest of him was perfect too. I was now sitting on the edge of his king sized four post bed when a feeling of guilt came over me. It had only been two weeks since Jason and I had broken up and I was already with another man. Then I thought Jason was the one who cheated and messed things up. So I quickly pushe

Nin-closer
you let me violate you, you let me desecrate you you let me penetrate you, you let me complicate you help me I broke apart my insides, help me I’ve got no soul to sell help me the only thing that works for me, help me get away from myself I want to fuck you like an animal I want to feel you from the inside I want to fuck you like an animal my whole existence is flawed you get me closer to god you can have my isolation, you can have the hate that it brings you can have my absence of faith, you can have my everything help me tear down my reason, help me its' your sex I can smell help me you make me perfect, help me become somebody else I want to fuck you like an animal I want to feel you from the inside I want to fuck you like an animal my whole existence is flawed you get me closer to god through every forest, above the trees within my stomach, scraped off my knees I drink the honey inside your hive you are the reason I stay alive

576
Sorry if I seem a little out of it today. I feel like complete and udder shit today. I've got the migraine from hell. Feels like Satan himself is kicking my forehead. Gah. Not to mention I feel sick to my stomach. And I'm freezing cold...errr 10 seconds later I'm too hot for my clothes.....but then 10 seconds later I'm ice cold again...GAH! I hate being sick. I'm soooo glad I am not working tomorrow.

Kow
The kow is supposed to be there for you when enter a contest and this was my first one me and my sister alyssas momma had entered and he has shown soo much attitude towards my family that i no longer want to be apart of KOW thanks

Forever
I know a thing or two about you. your bullshit attitude. you're fucking weak and lemme tell you it shows right through. You don't know shit about me or my friends. What they are what I am, so cut the shit and try not to pretend. You're scared of who and what we are and so you question yourself. But your pride won't let you show your fear to anyone else. You don't know me, so don't judge me. You don't know you. You're too scared to, you think you know why I'm here after all these years. You wanna know? Well I'll tell you fucking why. Go. For myself. For my friends. For my family. Forever. I'll take this to the bitter end. You don't know a single thing about me. Just what my enemies say. Well fuck them and fuck you, that shit won't cut it today. Be a fucking man and stand up to find the truth in yourself. For yourself, by yourself and not from anyone else. You think you know. Why I'm here after all these years. You wanna know? Well, I'll tell you fucking why, go. So now where are you?

Just Because
Just because I'm good looking/hot/sexy/beautiful or whatever you feel describes my outer appearance does not mean I'm a whore. I do not cam with anyone. I don't think about your compliments after you have said them. I don't care if you think my boyfriend is "lucky" to have me. He knows that or we wouldn't be dating. I don't want to cyber or type nasty shit and I'm not an online slut. Don't assume because I look the way I do that I'm a stuck up bitch. There is more to me than looks. I'm smart, funny and most of all, classy. I firmly believe in God and have a stronger than average faith. I like to meet new people and talk to people from all walks of life. It's all a learning experience. If you want to talk to me then so be it. But don't come at me with compliments on my appearance and expect me to fall to the ground in awe of the remedial words you string together because more likely than not, I have already heard it all.

Cereal Candy Recipe
Ingredients * 1-1/2 lbs. Almond Bark (chocolate or vanilla) * 4 C. assorted bite-sized ready-to-eat-cereals * 1 C. salted peanuts * 2 C. pretzel sticks * 1/4 C. butter, melted * 1/4 tsp. salt Directions 1. Melt Almond Bark in 15 second intervals in microwave. 2. Stir until smooth. 3. Toss together remaining ingredients in large bowl or pan. 4. Pour Almond Bark over cereal mixture; toss to coat. 5. Spread mixture on 2 sheets of foil or waxed paper. 6. When hard, break into pieces.

Halliburton Infecting Our Troops
Halliburton is infecting our troops (knowingly) from the water that they fail to treat in Iraq. The outrageous thing about it is that they know. They know the water isn't being treated properly and they don't care. Hell we're gettin paid....fuckem! if want to see the video live leak .com know.They know the water isn't being treated properly and they don't care.Hell we're gettin paid....fuckem! ..

Random
if any of my family wants to have fubar id's made or want wanted posters and pics blended together or want anything done to your pics please send me a private message with what you would like to have and ill make for you, if i cant make it ill let you know and we can decide on something else. hope to hear from you all :D

The Proxy Father
The Smiths had no children and decided to use a proxy father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife and said, ''I'm off. The man should be here soon." Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer rang the doorbell, hoping to make a sale. ''Good morning, madam. You don't know me but I've come to....'' ''Oh, no need to explain. I've been expecting you,'' Mrs. Smith cut in. ''Really ?'' the photographer asked. ''Well, good! I've made a specialty of babies.'' ''That's what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in and have a seat. Just where do we start?'' asked Mrs. Smith, blushing. ''Leave everything to me. I usually try two in the bathtub, one on the couch and perhaps a couple on the bed. Sometimes the living room floor is fun too; you can really spread out.'' ''Bathtub, living room floor? No wonder it didn't work for Harry and me.'' ''Well, madam, none of us can guarantee a good one every

Sweet September Rain
Sweet September Rain by BlueWolf © Your tears came pouring down like a river and your heart was tired, so it was beating apathetically you lay there quiet as the pain came rushing back and we both knew then how scary love can be your eyes were as empty as your soul now your laugh was a distant memory so lost your patience was running out so quickly your smile was an unfriendly reminder of the lines that he had crossed you're like the Sweet September rain a piece of everyone's fragile past and you're sweet, but you're cold now you don't know how much longer you can last like this, like this there is a window that always separates you from the world you have previously known but instead of crying because you're outside looking in remember that you don't need him, you're stronger on your own you're like the Sweet September rain a piece of everyone's fragile past and you're sweet, but you're cold now you don't know how much longer you can last like this,

Season 7
I guess it is to no one who knows me's suprize that I am a Smallville adict. But I missed the first episode of season 7 and I am looking to watch it on the web somewhere. If anyone knows hot to find it somewhere I would appreciate the help.

The Baroness' Seat Of Power
The Baroness' Seat of Power by mcfbridge © Baroness Von Higgenpoof was a shrew. There was simply no other way to describe her. It seemed that her favorite pasttime was screaming at whoever happened to be nearby. She screamed at the butler when her lunch was late. She screamed at the maid if the floors weren't spotless. She even screamed at her husband for apparently no particular reason at all. Matilda Von Higgenpoof was 47 years old. She had married the Baron when she was 23. Matilda had expected to be a duchess by now. Certainly, she should at least be countess. Instead, that lazy no good husband of hers had remained a baron. He had no ambition at all. In fact, he had the nerve to tell her she should relax and enjoy her station in life. Well!! That might be good enough for a lazy bum like Frederick, but Matilida Muffinpuffin had not been born into this world to be satisfied with being a mere baroness. The baron had married well over his station when she had agreed to be his wi

Casino Plot Ch. 06 F
Casino Plot Ch. 06 by mcfbridge © Sue had tried to brace herself, but it just didn't help. When that huge thing drove back into her, Sue Lynn actually felt herself make that stupid face again. She could hear the crowd roaring, but she couldn't help it. With that huge thing rummaging up in her guts, she just couldn't help it. Finally, it pulled back to the hole, and she managed to catch her breath again. Wouldn't this ever end? Oh God! Janice was asking her if she'd like to end. Well, OF COURSE SHE WOULD!! Now she was telling her what she had to do to end it. Dear LORD!! But she had no other options. Janice would keep her here forever, with that horrid thing propping her anus open if she didn't. At least this would end this. "F-Folkes, I'm g-g-glad you enjoyed the sh-show. Now Carl is going to t-t-turn me back around so you can see h-him... Oh GOD!, s-so you can s-see h-h-h-him finishing pounding my p-p-poor little hole." After that, Carl quickly spun Sue Lynn around, so

Bullshyte
Nikki_ny1975@ fubar Well it seems that the 500 and so on "friends" that I have cannot find the time to read a bulletin I sent, therefore I will post a blog and hope that a few off my list are true. This is my best friend and she just joined tonight, please if ya feel you have a min stop by and say hi.

Clinton, Oklahoma Trip
well we finally made it to clinton,oklahoma...we are looking to make friends with benefits..hope to meet good people while we are here...we love to ride our bike..it goes with us everywhere...lol anyway, we will be here for at least 2 to 3 weeks.. xoxo harley

Stay!! Lol... (sent By Another Friend Of Mine Via Email)
I pulled into the crowded parking lot at the Super Wal-Mart Shopping Center and rolled down the car windows to make sure my Labrador Retriever Pup had fresh air. She was stretched full-out on the back seat and I wanted to impress upon her that she must remain there! I walked to the curb backward, pointing my finger at the car and saying emphatically, "Now you stay. Do you hear me?" "Stay! Stay!" The driver of a nearby car, a pretty blonde young lady, gave me a strange look and said, "Why don't you just put it in park?"

Spicy Chicken Chili
Easy delicious chili with only a few ingredients. Ingredients 48 oz. jar Great Northern Beans 16 oz. jar salsa (mild, medium, or hot depending on taste) 4 boneless, skilles chicken breasts, cooked and cubed 8 oz. package shredded Monterey Jack cheese 8 oz. package jalepeno cheese, cubed 1 c. water Directions Add all ingredients to a large pot, heat over low heat until cheeses melt. Stir in up to one cup of water for desired consistency; heat until warmed through. Serving Size 4-6 Preparation Time 0 minutes Cooking Time 15 minutes

Firgured I'd Put Some Writing Up Here.. Why The Hell Not, Right?
Since this is my first blog, I should forewarn you, my writing style is unorganized and rambling. If you need structure, read no further. This one's about an ex I lived with, when we first broke up. Not applicable anymore though, we're friends. :) I was warned, I was told I deserved more than you I yearn just to turn away from the pain Burn the gates to this hell I feel So I might in turn be able to heal And forget about love There's nothing in it for me Nothing more that I need Oh lord I can see It's not in the cards Just ask my scars They tell of the battles Every damn one I faced And they'll tell of the wounds I've been forced to embrace I've become such the fighter That I suppose was my plan But I reject, I refuse I'm too sick to stand This wasteland, this hole It echos my soul Empty and hollow, It cries It dies, the lies, they always come But faith is a bitch, I wish I could end it I wish I were hopeless

Honey-pineapple Chicken Drumettes (crock Pot Recipe
Instead of hot and spicy add some honey to make the wings a sweet taste. Ingredients 3 lb. chicken drumettes 1 garlic clove 1 C. fresh or canned pineapple 1/2 tsp. salt 1/2 tsp. ground black pepper 1 C. honey 1/2 C. soy sauce 2 Tbs. vegetable oil Directions Rinse and drain drumettes. Mince garlic and cut pineapple into 1 inch cubes. Combine the salt, pepper, honey, soy sauce, pineapple, vegetable oil and garlic in a bowl and mix well. Place drumettes in slow cooker and pour sauce over the wings. Cook covered on low setting for 6 to 7 hours.

White
White white white white The color of no color white The color of all light white If there is no darkness white The color of of my shirt white Bleach on a stain white Heaven and it's door white Your grandfather's beard white Cuddle in my sheets white The entrance of a dream white Cotten balls so soft white Head on a pillow white White white white white

New Lounge Come Check It Out
This lounge is open to everyone. You do not have to be in the military to be part of our family. If you are a spouse, gf/bf , parent, brother, sister, son, daughter or friend of someone who is or was in the service come in and chat. It doesn’t matter what branch or when served. We will welcome you with open arms. WE SEEM TO BE HAVEING SOME ISSUES WITH THE LOUNGE .. THIS IS A FUBAR THING .. AND THEY ARE WORKING ON IT .. PLEASE BE PATIENT WITH US WE ARE TRYING .. AND IF YOU ARE IN THERE AND CAN'T TYPE PLEASE REFRESH THE LOUNGE THIS DOES HELP .. THANK YOU ..

Coitus Interruptus
2007 Darwin Award Nominee Confirmed True by Darwin "What goes up must come down." (20 June 2007, South Carolina) An hour before sunrise, a 21 year-old couple was found naked in the road by a passing cabbie. The unconscious, injured pair was taken to the nearest hospital where, despite treatment, they died without regaining consciousness. Authorities were at a loss to explain what had happened. There were no witnesses, no trace of clothing, and no wrecked cars or motorcycles. Investigators eventually found a clue high on the roof of a nearby building: two sets of neatly folded clothes, and nothing else. There was no indication of foul play, only of foreplay. "It appears as if the two individuals have accidentally fallen off the roof," Sgt. Florence McCants said. Safe sex takes on a whole new meaning when you are perched on the edge of a pyramid-shaped metal roof! This is a true Darwin Award trifecta: TWO people die, WHILE in the act of procreation, due to an ASTONISHINGLY

Steel Steal
Steel Steal 2007 Darwin Award Nominee Confirmed True by Darwin Oh no, not again! (28 July 2007, Czech Republic) A pack of thieves attempted to steal and sell "scrap metal" from an abandoned factory in Kladno. Unfortunately for them, they selected the steel girders that supported the factory roof! When the girders were dismantled, the roof proceeded to fall, fatally crushing two of the thieves, and injuring three others. (21 June 2007, Philippines) Three enterprising individuals tried to make a buck by selling metal to the scrap heap. They entered a former US military complex in Clark, Pampanga, Philippines. Before them stood the prize: an abandoned water tank! Bedazzled by the profit to be made, the three gleefully abandoned logic, and began to cut the metal legs out from under the water tank. Guess where the tank fell? Straight onto the thieves. They have not yet been identified, as their bodies were severely flattened.

I'm Tired Of Fu-hoes
what is a fu-hoe? someone that begs for blasts, vips, happy hours and tickers in exchange for nsfw pics or cam shows on yahoo. I'm getting really tired of the begging. if you want a blast or a happy hour BUY IT YOURSELF. some of these guys may fall for it but the rest of us think you're pathetic..and all for what? rank on a website? you're making yourself and all the other self respecting women on fubar look bad. and if this offends you....then you must be a FU-HOE!

Just Something To Think About
Daddy's Poem Her hair was up in a ponytail, her favorite dress tied with a bow. Today was Daddy's Day at school, and she couldn't wait to go. But her mommy tried to tell her, that she probably should stay home. Why the kids might not understand, if she went to school alone But she was not afraid; she knew just what to say. What to tell her classmates of why he wasn't there today. But still her mother worried, for her to face this day alone. And that was why once again, she tried to keep her daughter home. But the little girl went to school eager to tell them all. About a dad she never sees a dad who never calls. There were daddies along the wall in back, for everyone to meet. Children squirming impatiently, anxious in their seats. One by one the teacher called a student from the class. To introduce their daddy, as seconds slowly passed. At last the teacher called her name, every child turned to stare. Each of them was searching, f

The Pursuit
EVANS BLUE LYRICS "The Pursuit" You lived a time of lies until you told me everything I hope we make amends, but you don't Life taught you how to fly and then you flew away from me You left me haunted, star the ending image of the one Cos they're still in you too low All the voices you don't know And they're still in you too low All the choices that you chose You harbored all the wasted sighs to define the quiet drone I'll let you start again, but you won't I saw you pray for change and then you walked all over me You wanted what you could not have and now you are alone Cos they're still in you too low All the voices you don't know And they're still in you too low All the choices that you chose Make the voices tell me who you are, and who I am to be Are you alone wherever you are tonight? I'm alone when you're right here But I'm still in you somehow I never left at all Now I'm still in you too low So my voice is all you know Cos they're still in y

Game Players (did That When I Was In Jr. High)
Lately, I've found some people, (most of them female) who have left me messages and then I see that they are friends with people I am also a friend of. I don't want to hear your little jealous quips or immature remarks. If you don't like what I've said to someone, well unless it's you, It's not my problem. If you have a problem with me being friends with someone you are friends with too, get over it. There is one person who played a game with me, and there are some women who have been being dramatic with me about him, because it's all my fault, according to him. If you think you are defending him, tell it to him. I don't care. I don't want to waste my time with petty people. If you don't like me, don't connect with me. I don't need, want, or like this crap I went through less of when I was 12 than I do now. Get a clue, get over it, get a life, and keep me out of it.

Sirens Latest T-shirt By Retro God
Ellloooooo - calling all loud girlies lol - here's my latest t-shirt (comes in over 30 styles/colors as usual). It's called 'Sirens' - those mythical women of the sea whose beautiful singing cast sailors under their spell and crash their ships on the rocks. Kinda like mermaids with attitude Anyway check them all out at www.retrogod.com There is bound to be at least one you like - I am the authentic mad t-shirt designer, my designs have been described as the strangest t-shirts on the net lol. Decide for yaselves :))))

Behold The Terrible Effects Of Too Much Caffeine
come and listen to my story 'bout a boy named ted a poor college student, barely kept himself fed then one day he was talkin' to a recruiter said "son, you'll make big money workin' on computers" terminals that is vax systems beowulf clusters well the next thing you know, ole ted's a millionaire kin folk said "ted, move away from there" said "californy is the place you wanna be" so he loaded up his truck and moved to the valley silicone that is intel nec well now it's time to say goodbye to ted and all his cash he liquidated and fled the country when the market crashed all his venture capital investors found out that they'd been screwed it seems that ted's accounting scheme was a little skewed embezzlement that is insider trading artificial margins y'all call the feds now, ya hear

Being Honest
If you’re not going to be honest, don’t take this survey. 1. Where is the last place you held hands? lol in my room 2. If you were drafted into a war, would you survive? for a while... i know how to shoot a gun... 3. Do you sleep with the TV on? if I'm taking a nap 4. Have you ever drank milk straight out of the carton? ewww no ... i hate milk 5. Have you ever won a spelling bee? we never had one 6. What is your longest fight with one of your friends? we went the whole summer 7. Are you a fast typer? yup and a pretty good one i think 8. Are you afraid of the dark? sometimes I am 9. Do you like someone right now? starts with a C 10. What ended your last relationship? hmmm... lack of communication I wanted something true 12. Do you knock on wood? yup 13. Are you drinking anything right now? no 14. Do you think you’re smart? no... 15. Have you ever eaten a bug? no 16. Do you miss someone right now? friends... and him..

What Is Breast Cancer?
What is Breast Cancer? Cancers occur when abnormal cells grow in an uncontrolled way. Almost all breast cancers occur in women - very few occur in men. The cancer usually begins as a small lump in a breast and then grows, either slowly or quickly. Breast cancer Touchpoint patient programme News Facts and figures Treatment Hormonal therapy Interactive learning Support services Feature articles It can also spread to other parts of the body after a period of time. Early diagnosis is the key to survival. In fact, most lumps in the breast are not cancers, they are benign and don't spread to other parts of the body. However, every lump in the breast needs careful checking by a healthcare professional. * Tumours can therefore be described as benign or malignant. * Benign tumours do not spread, but malignant tumours, as in breast cancer, are made up of cells that can spread to and damage other parts of the body. How do you get Breast Cancer? Al

Pee-jay Has The Best Friends.
Happy Friday. :D WOW. 17,000 comments to go. The contest closes soon, so please, if you have a minute drop by and leave Pee-Jay some love and a few comments. Even if its just during Happy Hour. I want to thank the people who have been there day in, and day out. xoxox WHILE YOU THERE, PLEASE ADD/FAN/ AND RATE MY DEAR FRIEND SEXYGIRLBLONDE. SHE ALWAYS REPAYS THE LOVE. THE LINK IS PROVIDED BELOW SO PLEASE STOP BY AND HELP A LITTLE? THANK YOU AND MUCH LOVE PEE-JAY HERE IS THE LINK TO CLICK ON AND PLEASE REPOST SO EVERYONE KNOWS I WILL BE GONE

Show Me Some Love!
STILL NEED LOTS AND LOTS OF HELP!!! Ok, I'm told my bulletin isn't showing up (but it is to me, go figure) so I thought I'd post this here as well. This is a contest I'm in that I would really love to win so if you could at a minimum go rate the pic and leave a comment or two I would greatly appreciate it. Thanks so much to my amazing friends!

I Am Not How To Work This Site Yet,
any way a friend told me about this site .. i am not a computer, nut like he is, . , i will have to bug him to see how to use this, site. but least at i am trying, i want to say hi to every one, any way. thanks, later,

Acid Trip Quote Of The Day
If i tripped acid rt now, id be fucked. Everyone would turn into wookies, kids would be ewoks, and id be carrying a laser pointer thinking it was a lightsaber. And end up naked, demanding Jabba gave me back Han Solo, at whitecastle

I Have A Tattoo
Well, I got my tattoo. It took 2 1/2 hours to complete the work with only one smoke break for the artist. He did a great job! Did it hurt? Well, yeah at times it felt like I was getting stuck with a hot poker, but over all it was very tolerable, pain level maybe 2 or 3 out of 10. I later found out that the artist (owner) only elects to accept tattoos that are large, custom and amazing to do. He's got quite a good reputation and he travels through out Canada on a regular basis to work. He told me he cleard nearly 90 K last year adn this year he'll do more than 100 the tattoo is 5 x 5 inches and its still healing. I'll have some more photos once it heals more. Level me up so I can post more pics. Hugs I hope you're all having a great (Canadian) Thanksgiving :)

Made It Through The Party!!!!
Well my son's party went well. He got so many gifts that I don't know where I'm goin to put everything lol. He had such a great time and got everything that he wanted. I made a deal with him, I told him that if he learned to tie his shoes daddy and me would buy him Marvelscape (it's a game like risk but there is more to it, not really the game for me lol) and it worked and I was shocked. He is so proud of the fact that he learned to tie his shoes (it's a big thing for him cuz he is autistic and some things are harder for him then most 8 year olds) he has to come and show me every mornin that he tied his shoes. I still can't get over the fact that he is 8 and the baby will soon be 2 (in like 4 months OMG lol). Anyways I am goin to bed now cuz I am so tired from this party but I will be back in the am to help bomb and anything else that I need to do. Love to you all, talk to you in the am!!! ~berta~

Midnight Train
Wrong or right loose or tight Day or night In your cold arms you hold him tight No more crying or fighting tonight Tears are dry when love walked away Did not say even a simple goodbye But it’s ok not for long I will stay. With the wolves I am running today What a blast you have nothing to say In your cold hands you hold him tonight No more arguing or fighting in sight Just me looking at you what a shocking sight In your cold eyes colder than any other night A look of fear and a shock in your eyes when I came in. You were in for a surprise What did you think? I will let you go? And shame in my heart I will let it grow? No way my love no way not tonight You are no more and forever I will stay Smiling again under the falling rain Waiting for my last midnight train

A Bad Day For All
A Bad Day For All by Just Plain Bob © Author's disclaimer - all participants in this story are over eighteen years of age. * Angela Mellon had a very bad morning. It started with an argument over money with her husband Dave. She burnt the breakfast toast because the toaster stuck in the down position. When she stuck a knife in the toaster to push down on the release spring the toaster made a "pssst" sound and stopped working altogether. She dropped the pot to the Mr. Coffee on the floor and it shattered sending pieces of glass all over the place. When she tried to vacuum up the really small pieces the Hoover quit on her and she checked and found that the belt had broken. She got the spare belt out of the utility drawer in the kitchen and while trying to change the belt the screwdriver slipped and she stabbed the palm of her hand. "Shit!" she cried and threw the screwdriver across the room. "That's it! I'm not going to do another fucking thing today. I'm not even going to g

Types Of Sex
The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face. The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex . This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen. The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom. The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for too long.... When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "f*** you." The 5th kind of sex is called: Catholic Sex, which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night. The 6th kind is called: Courtroom Sex: This when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone. And last, but not

A Warrent Has Been Issued...
A warrent for the arrest of your heart has been issued due to the fact that it belongs to me now and you are no longer in control of it... I must also inform you,that you have the right to remain silent,while i kiss you from head to toe...You also have the right to be represented and overcome by an intense passion before sexual questioning...any thing you say during sexual intercourse WILL BE USED IN YOUR FAVOR in a court of love.. Court pleads this case of untrievened desire and satisfaction,which will result in the action of me having complete control over your sexy body...I am going to blow your mind in every sexual way imagable and then some for years to come...You are hearby sentenced to live with me...the possiabilty of parole DOES NOT EXSIST!!!You shall be loved forever in maxium security in the facility of our home... DATE...____________________ SIGNATURE..._____________________ HEREBY SWORN BEFORE THIS COURT OF LOVE..

Lol,,,kids Will Say Anything!!!!
A professor was doing a study testing the senses of first graders using a bowl of lifesavers. The professor gave all the children the same kind of lifesavers, one at a time, and asked them to identify them by colors and flavors. The children began to say: > > > Red...... cherries > > > Yellow... lemons > > > Green.... limes > > > Orange.. oranges > > > Purple... grapes Finally the professor gave them all honey lifesavers. After eating them for a few minutes, none of the children could identify the taste. Well," the professor said, "I'll give you a clue... It's what your mother might sometimes call your father. One little girl looked up in horror, spit hers out and yelled: "Oh My God! They're assholes!

Spider Bite
The last few days I been sicker then a dog I got bit by a Brown Recluse Spider. It started out looking like a small zit then it grew into a bigger sore that wasnt real bad but it Itched mostly and then it got to were it was dime sized and now I got a hole in my leg that is twice the size of two quarters. I went into the hospital and they gave me a antibiotic for the bite and Monday I go in to get the bite removed from my leg surgically. I am limping around and prob will be for a couople of day it hurts to put a lot a presure on my leg.

Iced Earth - Consequences
As human beings, we're a complex thing Sometimes so beautiful, other times so vain We've built an empire, the blood is on our hands Genocide and the chains that bind The consequence ahead Oh, you ought to know Oh, you ought to know Wrote about in history as if it's all O.K. A race of people murdered another one enslaved Now our world crumbles, it's happening within Open your eyes and realize The world we're living in Oh, you ought to know Oh, you ought to know If we could focus on important things Live and let live true freedom, not everyone's the same No more war for your god, no more war for your race It's our world, it's what we make it Make it a better place Oh, you ought to know Oh, you ought to know We can change the world that we're living in Live and let live true freedom Let the reign begin

A Song To Remember
I thought i would follow suit and put down a track i can relate to holla and let me know if ya eva had this issue or if yu can relate at all to this Lie about us by AVANT Baby I know, that when we started out there were things you didn’t know – but babygirl we gotta lotta things we need to discuss I know I’m asking for a lot but just trust You say this thing’s gettin’ old Sneakin’ round creepin’ and love on the low – but babygirl I can’t wait till it’s officially us I can’t wait for them to know about us At first I thought that I could take it boy but I don’t know You told me you were gonna leave her for me long ago Eventually I will but I just gotta take it slow Don’t wanna break her heart although I gotta let her go so baby Chorus: So please don’t say you wanna give up How do I tell her that I’ve fallen in love And I know you’ve waited patiently for that day When we no longer have to lie about us And when I’m with her all I want is your touch And when you ca

I Feel
Your love is a lantern That lights my way, Uplifting my spirits, When skies are gray. Your love is a wave That lifts me higher, Into a sea Of tender desire. Your love is a flame, That can never die, For always and ever, It will be just you and I. Your love is a rose, Moistened with dew, Touching my soul, With the beauty of you

Jeg Elskir Du Tygg Leketey!
Mood: depressed, sick, itchy and tired Location: Aunt Sharon's In pawtucket Listening to: My mom, aunt sharon, and wally play cribbage Status: clothed, scrubs from work on bottom, and grey T-shirt Title: events of the weekend + more... ;) Dear Journal, I miss belial, my tygg leketey! its norwegian for something. Figure it out! lol Weekend was interesting. -Thursday: Worked from 630 am to 230 pm. then took bus to mandy and heather's. Kittie was there. :) took 1/2 naked porno like pics for fun lol Kittie was director and producer, as well as photographer. As well as Noel. -Friday: Talked to belial for the 1st time since he went to iraq.

At The Bar (xxx)
At the bar (XXX) I saw you at the bar. My first thoughts were "Very Nice" One I would classify as a MILF but had no thoughts of it going any further than gazing across the bar. It has been the way my luck has been going lately so no sense in even thinking about it. I go back to my Soco and Lime and glance at the TV screen and keep sending texts on my phone. You place you coat on the rack and I see you looking for a place at the bar. There are just a few stools open One by me and a few around the bar. Surprised when you sit down next to me, but again – you are probably waiting for friends, boyfriend or even a girlfriend, as That is the way my luck has been going. I smile at you as I do for all and you smile back as I go back to my phone and surf the web and text friends waiting for a reply. She glances over after ordering a merlot and sees I am on Myspace on my phone, makes a comment that she never knew you could hit that site via phone and this starts up the conversation. Sh

Making Some Changes Here
After a whole lot of problems being caused because certain people seem to not understand the word married means not available, i am changing my account to a joint account with my husband. I am going to be a little tied up making changes to the page so if i don't get around to saying hello it's not that i am ignoring you so please understand. I just got back from a doctor appointment as well (what a waste of perfectly good time)

Gorgonzola Walnut Ravioli With Sage Butter
You could use any pasta here, but the ravioli named in the title makes this dish positively decadent. I got this pasta at Trader Joes, my new favorite place to shop. I'm a latecomer to the TJ party and only recently discovered how fantastic and inexpensive they are. Ingredients 1 lb. package of gorgonzola walnut ravioli 4 Tbs. butter 1 Tbs. fresh sage leaves chopped Grated fresh parmesan cheese to garnish, optional Directions Cook pasta according to directions. Meanwhile, heat butter in a skillet over moderate heat until foam subsides and butter begins to turn brown. Stir in sage and cook, stirring, until sage is crisp and butter is golden brown. Very gently fold the ravioli into the sauce until well-coated and serve. Serving Size 3-4

Goodbye For Now.
Hello fubar friends. I wanted to let you know that due to the fact that I had a wonderful meltdown last night.... I will not be on fubar for a while. Sorry, but I just can't do it. I am boycotting all nternet social sites for not because....I dont know. I appreciate all the help and advice that has been given to me. I guess....I just need some time alone to mourn. I will be back eventually, but not for a while. Sorry! Don't forget about me!! I Will be back!

The Road Ahead
The road ahead is long and winding, But our dreams are young and our love is shining.. There's no journey without you, Every milestone carries your name.. Every tree will be different, No two seasons the same.. The road will not always be smooth, And the nights may be long.. But He will keep us together, He is playing our song. There is no destination, Nobody at the finishing line.. Together we can make it, Till the end of our time. We shall not stop anywhere, We'll let the stars be our guide.. Hold on to my hand, Its going to be a wonderful ride ! The road ahead is long and winding, But our dreams are young, And our love is shining.

26 Things A Perfect Guy Would Do!
26 Things a Perfect Guy Would Do 1. Know how to make you smile when you are down. 2. Try to secretly smell your hair, but you always notice. 3. Stick up for you, but still respects your independence. 4. Give you the remote control during the game. 5. Come up behind you and put his arms around you. 6. Play with your hair. 7. His hands always find yours. 8. Be cute when he really wants something. 9. Offer you plenty of massages. 10. Dance with you, even if he feels like a dork. 11. Never run out of love. 12. Be funny, but know how to be serious. 13. Realize he's being funny when he needs to be serious. 14. Be patient when you take forever to get ready. 15. React so cutely when you hit him and it actually hurts. 16. Smile a lot. 17. Plans a romantic date full of cheesy things he wouldn't normally like to do, just because he knows it means a lot to you. 18. Appreciate you. 19. Help others out. 20. Drive 5 hours just to see you for 1. 21. Always

Mom Update...........
Well we went for the CT scan today on her chest...she has an appointment with the doctor today at 1:15pm.....after the appointment we should know more. So everyone just keep her in your prayers and thoughts...She has been really upset this morning...sick to her stomach...and just really weak. I am trying to stay strong for both of us, and I have wanted to lose it a lot this morning...but one of us has to have some composure. Depending on the results of the CT..I may not have much composure left...I will post again after the appointment. Hope everyone is having a good day! :-(

Life
Ok well Im living at home again in the basement kinda sucks but at least i have somewhere to live since i kinda got kick out of my apartment(no job cant help pay). anyways since i been home again i've been spending time with Sarah and since mom has a job i been with Sarah alot. she getting so big and i love her so much my baby sister. well two of people from my past have came around again and they are both my ex's. kinda weird but also kinda nice to just being able to talk to them again. One i've seen and hang out with alil he's seen Sarah thinks she beautiful lol. and the other i haven't seen or talked to yet on the phone but hopefully soon. and i know they are my ex's and they are ex's for a reason but its just nice talking to them again i guess idk im weird lol..... anyways I been try to save up money so I can have my own apartment and get my lic and get my life together. but i will. that all for now :)

Feeling So Boring
Feeling so boring Hiding behind my computer screen I slink below the radar of people I don’t want anyone to know I feel so empty inside There’s nothing I have to offer Who wants to know a boring person? What do i have to offer? The world is beyond my grasp I am only taking up space even in death i will only be useless space i wander alone through my days barley leaving the security of my four walls Why do i feel so lonely? Don’t want to be annoying don’t want to bother anyone with me But is my voice worth even listening to in this big world? I just don’t want to feel so hollow inside anymore I am never right anymore all i do is disappoint everyone Why am i so boring? Would it be better to disappear completely? Gods forgotten me in this empty black hole i hide in alone screaming for someone to just notice me I stand in a room of people and feel invisible I beg for attention with every ounce of my being there’s nothing left to hide, there’s nothing left to

Closer - Nine Inch Nails Lyrics
NINE INCH NAILS LYRICS "Closer" You let me violate you, you let me desecrate you You let me penetrate you, you let me complicate you Help me I broke apart my insides, help me I’ve got no soul to tell Help me the only thing that works for me, help me get away from myself I want to fuck you like an animal I want to feel you from the inside I want to fuck you like an animal My whole existence is flawed You get me closer to god You can have my isolation, you can have the hate that it brings You can have my absence of faith, you can have my everything Help me tear down my reason, help me its' your sex I can smell Help me you make me perfect, help me become somebody else I want to fuck you like an animal I want to feel you from the inside I want to fuck you like an animal My whole existence is flawed You get me closer to god Through every forest, above the trees Within my stomach, scraped off my knees I drink the honey inside your hive You are the reason I stay a

Naughty Application
Naughty Application JUST BETWEEN US SO BE BRAVE,FILL IT OUT & SEND IT BACK TO ME...lol 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite position (s)? 4. Do you think I'm hot? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. Condom or skin? 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? 14. Do you like to receive Oral Pleasures? 15. Have sex on the first date? 16. Would you kiss me during sex? 17. Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Threesome? 19. How many times would you like to cum? 20. Would you use me as a booty call? 21. Can I use you as a booty call? 22. Do you like foreplay? 23. What is foreplay to you? 24. If you had me alone and all to yourself, what would you do? 25.What your number?

Within My Heart (poetry)
WITHIN MY HEART Within my heart there is A man with untold dreams. Within my heart of love there sits a dreamer, I'm sure of it, or so it seems But what good is he doing, With my dreams left to die? My heart has forgotten how to love, in a wake of days gone by. And why, oh why, is he there? He never dreams at all. He's bitter and lonely it seems, Never looking beyond the wall The wall is tall and stout, Letting no one come near, It doesn't feel love or laughter, It hasn't in well over a year. In time my wall will crumble, Giving way to love's intense light Then I hope the dreamer in my heart, Sprout new wings and take flight. –Hurley (copyright 2007)

Explicit Content! Observations And Gripings
Hey all, recently, i noticed something rather interesting and entertaing, i was cruising our fair site here a few days ago, and noticed that 1 of my "friends" had some pro "white power" pix in their albums as such, i felt i should dr it, as i dont support this type of thing, well guess what happens next? i get a "gift" of kiss my ass and blocked after being rated a 1, at which point ALL her firneds from what i could tell, started coming to my page and dr me and then blocking em (chicken shits!) the irony of this? 1 of them helped me break my point level down below 1k, and the other irony? the person who started this whole drama, is either bi, or Lesbian, now being slightly educated ( i have had a bit of college) i was under the impression, that this wasnt condoned by the "wp" groups and the "aryan" Nation..... i just thought it was funny. im working on doing some updating of my "about me" essay, and letting peeps know that if your going to have these beliefs, dont bother stopping @

The Main Owner Of Mad Cat Radio Is 22 Years Old Today
DJ CALICO IS 22 YEARS OLD TODAY AND I'M WANTING TO SEE YOUR LOVE... LETS ALL GET TOGETHER AND BUY HIM AT LEAST ONE OR TWO FUBAR GIFTS ON HERE FOR HIS BIRTHDAY... ANY GIFT WILL DO IT... LETS SHOW HIM SOME FUBAR LOVE TODAY... AND GIVE THANKS THAT HE HAS BEEN IN OUR LIVES AND ALL OF THAT AND WE HAVE HAD THE PLEASURE OF GETTING TO KNOW HIM AND STUFF SO LETS SHOW SOME LOVE CLICK THE PICTURE AND BUY A GIFT OR TWO.. THANKS AND PEACE TO ALL! HAPPY BIRTHDAY CALICO ROCK ON BROTHER

How To Fin The Right Girl
i am having a tough time finding the right woman for me i am very shy and bashful i get all tensed when it comes to women i am 35 and still a virgin i must be stupid or im too ugly to be with anyone i just wish i could find that special someone to be with i really suck

"how I Feel"
"How I Feel" "I know how this all must look Like a picture ripped from a story book I've got it easy I've got it made There's a golden road laid out before me And everyone how they adore me Like a diamond In the sun Did you just waste your breath Asking me how I feel today Or do you really want to know I'm completely unconnected Constantly rejected Like everything I've ever loved is coming down I'm drowning in emotion In the middle of the ocean Never knowing when it's over and I'm going down That's how I feel I know I signed up for this game Where everybody knows my name Now they own a little piece of me My happiness fell off the track And I'd do anything to get it back Give this all, I'd give this all away Did you just waste your breath Asking me how I feel today Is that a place you wanna go I'm completely unconnected Constantly rejected Like everything I've ever loved is coming down I'm drowning in emotion In the middle of the ocean Ne

Hottest D.i.l.f
I will be hosting a contest for hottest d.i.l.f so if you think ur a hot dad or if you know one send me a pm with the link 1st place will be a 7 day blast 2nd place will be a 3 day blast 3rd place will be a 1 day blast the only rule is no drama ♥ANGIE BABE ™ ♥CO-FOUNDER OF GODFATHER FAMILY ♥@ fubar

Part 3:shang Ra La In It's Final Moments Of Glory
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Jack:You seem a bit bruised up,but from what I saw you gave him one hell of a fight. K-Bone:He met his maker and has made reservations. Jack:Ummm,good to hear kid.Just continue in here and head down that ladder,and also keep that tire iron handy. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Without responding,I walk through the other door.Opening the ground gate with the tire iron and walking through...you guessed it, another door.As I see another Sabbat Jocky staring at 3 broken,battered,and torn aluminum barrels.So,I sneek up behind him and before he can even turn around,I stab him in his left ear forcing it through his right temple with the sharp end of the tire iron,while silently singing "See you on the other edge of reality..."I hear the door open and turn quickly... -------------------------------------------------------

Confidence, Faith And Self Respect.
I can attain real dignity, importance and individuality only by a dependence on a Power, which is great and good, beyond anything I can imagine or understand. I will try my utmost to use this Power in making all my decisions. Even though my human mind cannot forecast what the outcome will be, I will try to be confident that whatever comes will be for my ultimate good. Just for today, will I try to live this day only, and not tackle my whole life problem at once?

Tangled
my mind is as tangled as a spider web caught in a harsh wind. the silken strands are crossed and recrossed, mangled into a misshapen and confused mass of snarls - no longer capable of creating or maintaining coherent thought... Emotion bombards me from too many directions, burying me beneath an enormous heap of twisted thoughts, cloaking me in confusion... I'm afraid I might drown in a sea of my own thoughts and feelings...

So Much..........just Another Writing
You want so much to tell him how you feel, you want so much to feel his touch, you want so much to hear your name on his lips, but it doesn't seem like enough, you feel like you are being pushed away...losing the one thing that means so much to you. Being his friend makes you happy, but being his girl means more. But it seems that nothing you say or do means anything to him now...Being pushed away...move to the side...feelings of torment start gathering round...Never say its over, never say its to late...Stop pushing me away...I dont want to be on the sidelines, I want to be in your arms...holding me tight...Letting these feelings out....makes me feel cold...but not knowing how he feels, well i guess I will just let go. Just remember that you were a part of me, but you pushed me to the side, you let me go.

The Fucking Rat Bastard...
Ugh! I am so goddamned fucking pissed off!!!!! My exhusband took receipts for the groceries he bought his cuntfunky new girl slut to his lawyer and told her that he bought them for my goddamn house, and because he bought my fucking groceries, he should be able to claim one of my children as an exemption on his taxes!!! UGH I want to punch something/one. He has bought not one fucking thing for this house. He is a deadbeat cocksucker who has not done one fucking thing for his kids. He has spent the better part of this asshat year trying to take everything I fucking have because he's deluded himself into thinking he's the fucking woman of the dead fucking marriage! Fuck, I unleashed and I still don't feel better. I want to fucking punch something. I want to bury my knuckles in the front of his fucking empty skull... I'm going to stop now and find something to beat/clean...

Re: Challenge To Gore Film A Huge Industrialist Conspiracy?
RE: Challenge To Gore Film a Huge Industrialist Conspiracy? ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Alex Jones Date: 15 Oct 2007, 12:33 Man Made Climate Change Advocates Say Challenge To Gore Film Is Huge Industrialist Conspiracy Advocates of the man made global warming theory have jumped on an article in yesterday's London Observer which insinuates that a recent court case which attempted to stop Al Gore's An Inconvenient Truth being shown to school children in the UK is part of a vast conspiracy secretly being implemented by big industry insiders. http://infowars.net/articles/october2007/151007Gore_conspiracy.htm

College Rules
On the first day of college, the dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules: "The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time. Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60. Being caught a third time will cost you $180. Are there any questions?" One student raised his hand and asked, "How much for a season pass?"

Intoxication And The Owner On Air
i'm on air now INTOXICATION home of the INTOXICATION LOCALS and crazy parties and AWESOME people we have got a new home now.. so please join us click this picture banner and save your self from another night of lounges with rules and harsh people we here don't judge and we for sure have fun INTOXICATION HAS MADE A COME BACK.. WE HIT TOP LOUNGE STATUS BEFORE AND WE DID IT AGAIN... WE ARE GONNA MAKE IT FOR SURE THIS TIME.. WE ARE GONNA SHOW YOU WHY WE PARTY HARD AND HAVE FUN.. AND HAVE NOTHING BUT PLEASURE AND PLEASURE ALL THE TIME AT OUR LOUNGE

Video Game Addiction-the Next Labeled Disease!
A proposal was recently brought before the annual meeting of the American Medical Association to designate video game addiction as a psychological disorder. However, the committee of doctors that introduced the motion backed away from it during the debate, recommending instead that the American Psychiatric Association study the issue carefully and consider making the change for the next edition of its diagnostic manual. The Diagnostic and Statistic Manual of Mental Disorders (DSM) is used worldwide for diagnosing mental health problems. A fifth edition (DSM-V) is currently in consultation and planning stages, and is tentatively due for publication in 2012. Because of the influence of the DSM on pharmaceutical and insurance companies as well as physicians, including video game addiction would clear the way for insurance coverage of treatment. But many addiction experts object to using the term to describe excessive video game playing. "There is nothing here to suggest that this

Feeling Trapped...........
OK newest in my "Feeling Trapped" Saga as I've now dubbed it. I started movin bits and pieces of my stuff to my moms attic. Stuff that wont be so noticable at first because its stuff i had stored under the house. But its a start. I'm tryin to hold off til after christmas because it is the holiday season. Dunno if I'm gonna make it that long bein in the same house with him though. He's driving me crazy! I friggin hate him. I know you're not supposed to hate people. But he is one person I can say i truely hate.

Friendship Bracelet
Did you know that those who appear to be very strong in heart, are real weak and most susceptible? Did you know that those who spend their time protecting others are the ones that really need someone to protect them? Did you know that the three most difficult things to say are: I love you,Sorry,and Help me. Did you know that those who dress in red are more confident in themselves? Did you know that those who dress in yellow are those that enjoy their beauty? Did you know that those who dress in black, are those who want to be unnoticed and need your help and understanding? Did you know that when you help someone, the help is returned in two-fold? Did you know that it's easier to say what you feel in writing than saying it to someone in the face? But did you know that it has more value when you say it to their face? Did you know that if you ask for something in faith, your wishes are granted? Did you know that you can make your dreams come true, like falling in love, beco

Early Detection & Screening
http://cms.komen.org/komen/AboutBreastCancer/EarlyDetectionScreening/index.htm Getting tested regularly for breast cancer is the best way for women to lower their risk of dying from the disease. Screening tests can find cancer early, when it’s most treatable. In this section of About Breast Cancer, we discuss the strengths and weaknesses of each of the standard screening tests currently available to women—mammography (including digital mammography), MRI, clinical breast exam and breast self-exam—as well as what happens if a test shows something abnormal.

Hubby Is Up To It Again
Well lets see where to begin. Last week I had to go to my hometown (about 2 hrs from here) to take my mom to the dr. The reason i had to is because her car is not able to make the 45 minute trip to see him. My husband buys cars and pays insurance for his family, but wont fork out a penny to help my family. Well, anyway on my way back he told me that i was going up with him on Saturday with him, because i was not to be left at home alone. So I stayed home Saturday. That really pissed him off and we fought all night. Sunday he called me and told me he was coming to get me and when he got home he went to the gun safe and pulled out one of his rifle and amo. He didnt point it at me but i guess he just wanted to scare me. He did. I just didnt let him know i was. Then later that day he told me that he wanted to put his hands around my throat and choke me untill my eyeballs popped out. He has only been violent with me once and at that time he put a plactic bag over my head. I couldnt move. H

Morning
Well, I woke up. ABout twenty minutes ago. Made the girls breakfast, and sat down. Read all me messaged from last night (how many people can really text you from 2a til 930a???) My horoscope was pretty cool... it made me happy... Other than that, nothing new. Same shit different day. My fucking nose is stopped up. I was thinking i may have a cold, but then someone suggested it may be allergies. Although, I wouldn't know what it would be per se, but i think i believe it. My nose is stopped up, I have a slight headache right in the front, I keep sneezing. It bites. SOOOO, yeah... thats my day, sneezing stuffy allergies!!! BLEH!!!

Of Course They Are Scissors....lmao
Quote from the mom: "This is my kindergartener's artistic rendering of a pair of scissors. I wonder what his teacher thought. I allowed myself just a small smirk when I saw it. I waited until he was out of the room before I started crying, from laughing so hard." Well, of course they're scissors. If you know someone with small children or you are a teacher...you will love this! I can certainly imagine seeing this one proudly displayed on the mother's fridge at home... ?

Story Of Leelah
Her name was Leelah, she lived out where the lighthouse stood. She liked living there, where she could watch the ships go by and the waves crash against the rocks below. Overall she was a very simple woman, she hardly went into town, only for supplies. Leelah liked her solitude. She came intotown one afternoon to pick up some supplies and that was when the 4 men had just arrived to work on the lighthouse. What the 4 men didn't know was what a beauty Leelah would be. She was the woman who turned heads in townbut never noticed she did. It looked like her legs went on forever; voluptious was she in the breast, and she reminded people of silver screen goddesses of years past. She never seemed to like a lot of attention, towns people figured it was where she lived in her own isolated world. Upon returning from town she noticed an SUV parked out by the lighthouse, she took her bags in and went to see who was there. After all it was evening time. When entering and seeing the 4 men ready to

Dragon's Call
Dragon's Call We sleep with the dragons, in the hidden lair. We sing their call, in our every prayer. Threw our eyes, their world is clear. Their forgotten song, our heart can hear. They guide our way, through the darkest night. We use their wisdom, to give us sight. Through our voice, you hear their cries. Their fire can be seen, deep in our eyes. They are alive, deep in our minds. In us the dragon, you can find

The Dragon And The Undying
The Dragon and the Undying All night the flares go up; the Dragon sings And beats upon the dark with furious wings; And, stung to rage by his own darting fires, Reaches with grappling coils from town to town; He lusts to break the loveliness of spires, And hurls their martyred music toppling down. Yet, though the slain are homeless as the breeze, Vocal are they, like storm-bewilder’d seas. Their faces are the fair, unshrouded night, And planets are their eyes, their ageless dreams. Tenderly stooping earthward from their height, They wander in the dusk with chanting streams, And they are dawn-lit trees, with arms up-flung, To hail the burning heavens they left unsung.

The Dragon Of The Loch
The Dragon of the Loch "Why lies the mighty dragon here let him knoweth tell, with its head to the land, and its huge tail near the shore of the fair loch nell? And here the mighty god was known in Europe's early morn And worship knew, on Celtic ground, with harp and drum and horn. So here the surpent lies in pride Such hoary tales confess, But rears his mighty head no more By the shores of fair Loch Ness."

When The Skies Danced
When the Skies Danced Have you watched the skies dance with light? Heard the thunder more like a roar? For ‘tis on such a moonlit night That one may give heed to dragon lore. When a million stars twinkle and bow To the forked tongues and fiery lash Of Dragons soaring ‘neath Hecate’s brow While like waves, the clouds boom and crash. Yet many may never accept the fact Of beasts living among the clouds They prefer to accept them with evil’s pact At home behind Hades dark shrouds. Nay, I’ve not witnessed their winged flight Nor seen them from here on the ground But I can imagine their great might Might harbor in the cloud’s white mound. So next time you’re touched by the sky Or watch the clouds move on the wind Think to yourself that dragons do fly They’re just not seen by the eyes of men.

In My Dreams
Visit www.hostdrjack.comHost Your Images & Videos FREE CLICK HERE! When the sun lays it's sleepy head to rest And the moon comes up to share its yellow light That's the time I clearly see my best And that's when life seems perfectly right For that's when dreams become real and fantasy is completely fulfilled That's when eyelids become a seal and my heart is utterly thrilled Ah, the warmth of a body close the whisper from someone I love A crinkle of a flirting nose And still it's not enough There's all those little things that I dream most of the time Little things that don't mean a thing and never make it into rhyme It's the comfort of someone there the other pair of shoes under the bed the way he's into sports and I don't care the absent minded way he massages my head Little things like another toothbrush sitting in the cup next to mine And how he's always there If I should ever need the time He's there to talk to day or

A Greater Evil
Just let the darkness take me, For I'm too weak to fight, Let it slowly kill me, As I fade into the night. Sometimes I feel I am loosing control. The greater evil inside me has taken its toll. The pain in my heart flows through my veins. Raging inside, it engulfs me in an inferno. Call it depression It comes with an obsession Wanting to be dead Facing pain Trying not to go insane The knife in my hand, holding it so hard. I know I will leave me more than scarred So here's my last goodbye...

Its Amazing What Some People Will Do To Get Ahead
If its one thing I can't stand its 'plastic people' and our assistant manager is as plastic as they come! This bitch brown noses untill she gets enough dirt on head manager and before we knew what was happening the gavel had fallen hard. What am I talking about? Last monday I go into work and everything is fine or so it seemed. Then I was off for 2 days; I go back in on Thursday and we've got a new store manager--I'm the nosey type and start asking questions about what happened to our other manager and no one says anything, that is until this monday when I asked one of my co-workers who usually knows more about whats going on there than I do. And she tells me not to say anything so I don't. As it turns out--There was a class that 2 of our managers needed to attend and the store manager had given them gas money to do so--whether it was out of his own pocket or petty cash no one knows; but the assistant manager turned him in for it and at 4PM the previous Monday he'd received a

Chipped Teeth And Hollow Eyes
I wonder if anything he ever said to me was real. Or original. Everything he [n]ever meant was quoted from someone else. A line stolen to fit the moment. A phrase to make it [epic] They asked me what had happened to me All I could say was- “I am lacking class… therefore I lack beauty…” I am [ugly]. And I [hate]. I won’t ask for your forgiveness. I use to sneak vodka into assemblies And spend all my days popping [perfection] pills. But it seems I haven’t found the proper dosage. I’m still [mediocre]. It all seems to hurt a little more than it should. Loving those that don’t love me back. Sobriety for someone who doesn’t really care. I woke up this morning and thought [“Today is a good day to destroy myself”] Won't you join me?

Hurt
What I feel today Is such deep sorrow For it isn’t yesterday It is tomorrow I am still upset About what the day had brought It was arguing and fighting For it wasn’t what I had sought We argue, fuss, and fight I am tired of this Just about every day or night I can’t take it any more For my heart is heavy With feelings That shouldn’t be With love and hate I begin to wonder If you are the one Are you really my true love? Where is all our fun? In my thoughts of true happiness Were days filled with love and fun Where I am the queen and you the king What happened to those days, Hun? I don’t want to be this sad Or even begin to hate I am not happy so I wonder Are you really my true soul mate? We have had some good times And also some bad It didn’t used to be this way What happened to what we had? When we were dating I could see All the fun and excitement In your eyes for me For it is there no more You are mad at me And my heart is sore

This Ain't Fuckin Myspace
So this is a bulletin floating around here If you love God and you're not ashamed of him, repost this and see what he does for you tonight... ************************* *********888888********** *********888888********** *********888888********** **888888888888888888888** **888888888888888888888** **888888888888888888888** *********888888********** *********888888********** *********888888********** *********888888********** *********888888********** *********888888********** *********888888********** *********888888********** ************************* Repost this saying: "Delete her!!!" Remember, the Bible says: "IF YOU DENY ME BEFORE MAN, THEN I WILL DENY YOU BEFORE MY FATHER Now this is something I would expect on myspace from a bunch of the little teenie boppers there and all of their bullshit. I didn't repost this bulletin cause I rank it up there with the whole "If you don't send this to 20 million people in 20 seconds the stay puft marshmallow man will

September 1960
In September 1960, I woke up one morning with six hungry babies and just 75 cents in my pocket. Their father was gone. The boys ranged from three months to seven years; their sister was two. Their Dad had never been much more than a presence they feared. Whenever they heard his tires crunch on the gravel driveway they would scramble to hide under their beds. He did manage to leave $15 a week to buy groceries. Now that he had decided to leave, there would be no more beatings, but no food either. If there was a welfare system in effect in southern Indiana at that time, I certainly knew nothing about it. I scrubbed the kids until they looked brand new and then put on my best homemade dress, loaded them into the rusty old 51 Chevy and drove off to find a job. The seven of us went to every factory, store and restaurant in our small town. No luck. The kids stayed crammed into the car and tried to be quiet while I tried to convince who ever would lis

Loving You
Loving you It's like feeling soft soft rain Fall on my face Loving you It's the comfort of my Heart Loving you Makes me laugh and smile at the same time It makes my heart warm, it gives me life Loving you It's all very new to me It's very good Loving you To feel your hand in mine To feel your breath slide along the side of my cheek To feel your heart pounding beneath my ear As I rest my head upon your chest Loving you So many words to describe it Yet so few Loving you I want to take care of you As you take care of me I want to hear your troubles and your joys I want to encourage you As you choose to follow life Loving you It is an honor to be trusted so With your deepest, darkest worries Secrets With your most heart felt Dreams Loving you Sharing little moments with you Looking into one another's hearts Reading each other's souls Loving me Loving you There is nothing else I want But to be held by you Loving you It is such a r

My Crushes
To have a crush. What really does that mean? You have the hots for some one. I am just so confused. I can write this here cuz I know my "crush" won't read it. I like this guy and I am pretty sure that he likes me. I am just coming out of a three year relationship, that I had gotten into not long after a five year marriage. I am not ready for a relationship just yet. I am not ready to be with just one person yet. I like to keep my options open and see what there is to offer out there. And I know this guy likes me. He keeps trying to push the idea of a relationship on me and it makes me uncomfratable. We knew each other years back. He was married to a friend of mines best friend. He is really a nice guy, don't get me wrong, but he comes across a little stong at points in time. And as my other "crush" explained to me that sometimes guys have to be persistiant to get the girl. I mean can he really like me that much, with out really knowing me all that well? Its questions lik

Exposed
Lips molten and moist, Branding like red hot irons. Volcanic breath melting away inhibitions. Electric tongues probing secret places, Send high voltage currents to fingertips; Tracing patterns across glistening flesh. Passions caught on the cutting edge, Between pleasure and pain, Like exposed nerves laid bare.

To Be 20ish Again
OMG, When I was ever asked "how old are you? " Id always answer " 25 plus a few years !!" Well its more like 12 years but whoes counting right? Well lately I've been around alot of the 20ish crowd and guess what I DO NOT want to be in my 20's again. I've seen way to much over the last few months with the 20ish kids. yes I say kids. Please dont take me wrong Not all 20ish people are inmature, annoying, and need drama in thier life but, If you tried to tell me that right now Id say SHOW ME ONE !! I seam to be around alot of 20ish people way to much, and I can honestly say OMG where does all the drama come from? I work with alot of people in thier 20's and I tell ya I am just getting old here. I swear I've never acted the way they do. Hardly any work ethic's, rumors all over the place, talking behind peoples backs and so on. I get a headache just thinking about it. I guess the topper to my little rant is a few of my friends and I went out a few weekend ago and we tried a new

Nghĩ Về Dòng Chảy Dòng Sống Phố Hoa 3
3.Phố cấm xe của thành phố Hoa hàng tuần những đêm thứ bảy, chủ nhật có bao nhiêu nguời đi bộ(?), bình thuờng cũng không đông người, đường phố rất là thông thóang nhưng được là tạo nên chổ chơi cho trẻ em vì Thành phố Du lịch nên hình như chủ yếu…dành cho người lớn, trẻ em muốn tìm một chổ chơi cũng rất khó. Người lớn, ngoài các nhà hàng, quán nhậu, tiệm cá phê, quán Karaoke.. thì, công viên, ghế đá, so ra cũng khá nhiều nhưng có lẽ dành cho những cặp tình nhân... Công viên lớn nhất của Thành phố, nét độc đáo của thành phố - Đồi Cù đã được Nhà nước cho thuê

Catch The Ghost Rider With His Pants Down
HEY EVERYONE, I SUPPOSE I GOT YOUR ATTENTION IF UR HERE. I JUST WANTED ALL OF YOU TO KNOW I'M IN A GIVE AWAY WHICH REALLY WOULD MEAN ALOT TO ME IF I GET WHAT I NEED. I NEED 18,000 COMMENTS. I'M LOOKING FOR MY FRIENDS AND FAMILY TO HELP ME OUT HERE.SO PLEASE COME BY AND HELP. JUST CLICK THE PIC BELOW TO GO TO MY GIVEAWAY. Fire My Words

Mommy
Mommy By: April Terry 12/2006 Mommy don’t you see, What is happening here? You are being consumed, By your own hate. Mommy don’t you know, How to be happy? You must find, Your inner beauty. Mommy don’t you trust me, Anymore? In that trust, Is the light. Mommy don’t you want, To feel good inside? Just take my hand, And follow me. Shallow your pride, And take a step. Mommy don’t you want, To find the light? Open your heart, And release the cold. Mommy I know, This is going to be hard! But trust me, I had to do it too. Mommy don’t you want, To fly like me? Spread your wings, And be free. Mommy don’t you know, The wind will catch you? Its only purpose, Is to soar upon. Mommy don’t be scared, I am here, I will fly beneath you, And if your wings Shall fall short of faith, I will catch you. Mommy don’t you know, What I hold within me? I have the faith of the world, Within my heart. Mommy I love you, And its time for you, To love yourself.

The Angel
I worked and loved and lived my life right I prayed to the Lord, every day and night To send me an Angel, to honor and love And to me he did send her, from heaven above She was beautiful, glorious, I was smitten from the start Intelligent, witty, with a glance she melted my heart I knew right then I had found my true love Her kiss, sent my heart soaring on the wings of a dove Defenses breached, Walls tumbled down Gazing deep into her eyes, knowing I would drown Her love, I wore like a badge of honor though her actions made me sit back and ponder The wonder of a love so strong Whispering into her ear all night long If only I could put into words, just how I feel Then perhaps this breach in my heart would seal I could love unconditionally, not worry if returned Accepting what comes, never fearing being burned Boundless passion I have stored in this heart of mine Taken for granted, or neglected, time after time

Frustration, We All Get It....so Let's Use It For Something Good/
Learn from frustration In every frustration there is a powerful message. Frustration tells you, in no uncertain terms, that something is not as good as it could possibly be. There's a reason for every frustration. And when you choose to be brutally honest with yourself, there's also a positive and potentially life-changing response. The best response to frustration is not to fight it or resent it or let it break you down, but to learn from it. Perhaps frustration is attempting to convince you of the need to speak out against injustice, or pointing out changes that you know you must make in your own behavior. Frustration may very well be telling you that what you're doing at the moment is not at all in line with your most deeply held values. Frustration may be your way of telling yourself that you need to more fully prepare for life's various challenges. It could be that frustration is helping you to realize that there must be a more effective, more efficient, more compassiona

December 19, 2006
Here's another day in my life... Ok, I'm done... lol. Seriously though, here's what's been going on... I'm doing alright. I haven't had any complications since the surgery. I went to Ohio with Harley to meet some of his family and friends and to move his daughter, who has Williams Syndrome, (I was wondering if anyone has heard of it???), here to Mississippi. SHe came down here back in October and she liked it down here, so she decided to move here and make residense here. Thanksgiving was pretty good. I spent it with Harley and his daughter and friends. The kids are doing good in school. I'm still with the same guy, Harley Charlie. I think that we've been together about 6 months, hell all I know is that we've been together since June. I don't keep up with that shit. I suppose that over the years, you lose interest in things and keeping up with dates. But anywhoz... I'm planning on going back to school in January and finishing up with Hotel & Restaurant Mangement. I'm probably going t

Solitude
I spent the day alone today. I went to the mall alone (yes, I met a couple people there but I was only with them for about an hour...the rest of the time I was alone). I went shopping alone. I went to a movie alone. I appreciated every minute of it, and for all that "being alone," I actually feel as though I engaged people MORE. Don't get me wrong (Shell, take a drink), if I had been with friends or my family today I would have cherished every minute of it, but I think the interaction I would have had with other people would have been so much less, and in participating in discussions with them, I may have missed this rare opportunity to take notice of the people around me. I spoke to people I may not have otherwise because I noticed things. It's almost as though I bonded with these people for a moment...no, not like DEEP bonding, I'm not that much of a freak of nature. However, for a brief instant these people and I shared little pieces of ourselves. I had a wonder

The Road Not Taken
The Road Not Taken Two roads diverged in a yellow wood, And sorry I could not travel both And be one traveler, long I stood And looked down one as far as I could To where it bent in the undergrowth; Then took the other, as just as fair, And having perhaps the better claim, Because it was grassy and wanted wear; Though as for that the passing there Had worn them really about the same, And both that morning equally lay In leaves no step had trodden black. Oh, I kept the first for another day! Yet knowing how way leads on to way, I doubted if I should ever come back. I shall be telling this with a sigh Somewhere ages and ages hence: Two roads diverged in a wood, and I-- I took the one less traveled by, And that has made all the difference ...Robert Frost

Still
confused with seth confused about cliff seth has not eaten food all day just drank unemployed but! have an interview tuesday my toothe hurts but! have a destist appointment monday worred whats its going to be like without seth around.... he is such a good friend and everytime we go apart and come back together it always seems more and more stronger and we are closer than ever before he opens up to me more when he gets back its werid i really wonder abou cliff too,, if brooke was right.... it i am right.... why he seems to get so cold now and then but maybe i like thoses guys

Tessie!! Hell Yeah !! Go Sox! Dropkick
Tessie is the Royal Rooters rally cry Tessie is the tune they always sung Tessie echoed April through October nights After serenading Stahl, Dinneen and Young Tessie is a maiden with a sparkling eye Tessie is a maiden with a love She doesn't know the meaning of her sight She's got a comment full of love And sometimes when the game is on the line Tessie always carried them away Up the road from "Third Base" to Huntington The boys will always sing and sway Two! Three! Four! Tessie, "Nuf Ced" McGreevey shouted We're not here to mess around Boston, you know we love you madly Hear the crowd roar to your sound Don't blame us if we ever doubt you You know we couldn't live without you Tessie, you are the only only only The Rooters showed up at the grounds one day They found their seats had all been sold McGreevey led the charge into the park Stormed the gates and put the game on hold The Rooters gave the other team a dreadful fright Boston's tenth man could not b

Friend Needs Assistance...can Anyone Please Help
Ok friends....another friend of mine needs a little assistance in a contest..please drop by and share some love...you know i appreciate your help and so will she shes a sweetheart...thanks in advance

Fun With Karen
Fun with Karen by mh7654 © "You have a really beautiful cock," she said. I looked up at her and felt myself start to swell again. She was so beautiful. Her name was Karen. We'd been seeing each other for just two months, although I had been quietly lusting after her for almost a year. "I love the way it looks after you've cum, when it starts to go soft but it's still so thick and long. The little veins make it look so muscular." I smiled at her in the dim light. "Thanks," I replied. "But it would be nothing without your inspiration." "You've got that right." She giggled at her own comment and blew me a kiss. I pretended to catch it in my hand and plant it on the end of my cock. "You pig!" she said, giggling again. I felt so happy, so lucky that she was here. I watched her rub the last few drops of cum into the skin of her belly. She liked doing that, liked having me unload on her stomach, liked watching it fill the recess of her belly button and spill down her a

$20.00
On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed. This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 30 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed. Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state. During the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go. It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined. Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than thirty years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth over $2

Treasured
Sometimes I stay up late... Thinking of things I've done... Wishing that I wasn't here... Desperately I want to run... If I could just go back in time... And change the things I could... Would I still make the same mistakes... Or do exactly as I should... I wonder where I'd be today... And if I would be with you... Would we be the best of friends... And share a love so true... Things didn't seem to go my way... No matter how much time I planned... I'm just thankful that I have you now... I reach out and hold your hand... Forever you'll be with me... For in my heart you have a space... My time with you I treasure... And your love I can't replace...

~~wicked Storm Crew~~ October 23/24th~~bombing And News Updates~~
Wicked Storm Crew! )o()o()o()o()o()o()o()o()o()o()o( ~*~WSC~*~ Wicked Storm Crew!!!~*~WSC~*~ )o()o()o()o()o()o()o()o()o()o()o( News and Updates Have you been to our lounge yet?? Its coming along great and Rain has loaded some great tunes into our Jukebox, stumble on in!! Here's the link: http://www.fubar.com/new_lounge.php?lid=51133 )o()o()o()o()o()o()o()o()o()o()o( Do you have your Halloween costume ready yet?? My understanding is pick a character and upload the pic as your primary, many lounges are having contests and all you have to do is show up! The Short Bus Lounge is one that will be giving prizes all day. Speaking of the short bus....There are still a good many spaces left on our bus which is #7, If you have not been added and would like to ride, visit Jokers Wild and comment the blog that pertains to us. Joke®s Wild™ - Look I got B00bz - Engaged to DJ Lacey@ fubar Bombing for Tonight & Tomorrow Morning!

Broken Soul
Mirror, mirror, on the wall, Who's the fairest on of all? I'm afraid to ask, and afraid to see; Cuz I know for a fact that it ain't me. I want to know, Then again I don't. I'm scared to look, So I guess I won't. I'll just lie here waiting for the bell to toll, And remain myself...... A Broken Soul by: MOI

Torn
Torn Category: Friendship poems I am torn between two people Both from different worlds Things were going just fine Until just a moment ago They fought and lied All because of me One thinks I am too good for her But I think just the opposite She needs someone close and dear Someone who is near The other loves me and I don't know why She was just a friend and nothing more Until one day I crossed her mind I don't know what to be I am confused and in pain My mind is jungled with thoughts of hurt Thoughts of vain And thoughts of love by Gary R. Hess

I Can't Come To Work Today
Hi Boss, this is Bob. I can't come into work today..see I got this problem…yesterday, I, well I think I ate too much. I had a broccoli omelet for breakfast, I had beans and hot dogs for lunch, had chili for dinner and then topped it all off with a half gallon of ice cream, even though I'm lactose intolerant. I was fine when I went to bed..but when I woke up this morning and was laying in bed..I..well I farted..I didn't think nothing of it until about 30 seconds later when my cat, who was sleeping at the foot of bed, jumped about a foot straight off the bed and started yowling like someone tossed hot oil on her. She flew around the room, bouncing off furniture like she was trying to escape from something then fled through the door. About 10 seconds later, IT hit me..the overwhelming stench of oh my god all the stuff I ate yesterday. I immediately began gagging and my eyes started watering so badly I could barely make through the green haze that had settled over my bed. I've farted about

Five Surgeons
Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on. The first surgeon, from New York , says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered." The second, from Chicago , responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded." The third surgeon, from Dallas, says, "No, I really think librarians are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order." The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers...those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over." But the fifth surgeon, from Washington-DC, shut them all up when he observed: "You're all wrong, politicians are the easiest to operate in. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the butt are interchangeable

Truckers Full Throttle
I created a lounge awhile back for truckers. Never did anything with it really. I was hoping some would join, so I'm going to post a blog and try and get it promoted. The lounge was created for my husband, used to do OTR and found a job at home working for FedEx. He loved the trucking life and it's still a part of him. So we invite all who are truckers to come join and help us get the lounge out there for other truckers to join. Thanks. http://fubar.com/lounge.php?l=5564 Let me know if the link doesn't work.

True/false
I am a cuddler - TRUE I am a morning person - FALSE I am a perfectionist - TRUE I am an only child - FALSE I am Catholic - FALSE I am currently in my pajamas- FALSE I am currently single - FALSE I am currently suffering from a broken heart - FALSE I am okay at styling other people’s hair - TRUE I am left handed - FALSE I am addicted to my myspace -hehe TRUE I am very shy around the opposite gender- TRUE AND FALSE I bite my nails -FALSE I can be paranoid at times - TRUE I currently regret something that I have said - TRUE When I get mad I curse frequently -TRUE I like someone -TRUE I enjoy country music - TRUE I enjoy jazz music - TRUE I enjoy smoothies -TRUE I enjoy talking on the phone - FALSE I have a pet - TRUE I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal - FALSE I have a tendency to fall for the “wrong” person -AHAHA TRUE I have all my grandparents - FALSE I have at least one sibling - TRUE I have been told that I am smart - TRUE I get hi

The 1 That Waits
(1/20-2/18) Aquarius the Glamorous 1 Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Knows how to Have fun. Is really good at almost anything. Great kisser. Unpredictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Attractive. Loud. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found. *7 years of bad luck if you do not repost. PISCES - The Addictive (2/19-3/20) EXTREMELY adorable. Intelligent. Loves to joke. Very Good sense of humor. Energetic. Predict future. BEST kisser. Always get what they want. Very Attractive. Easy going. RARE Find. GOOD when found. Loves being in long relationship. Talkative. Romantic. Caring. NOT one to mess with!!! *4 years of bad luck if you do not repost. ARIES- The Irresistible One (3/21-4/19) Nice Love is one of a kind. Great listeners Very Good in bed... Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Trustworthy. Always happy. Loud. Talkative. Outgoing VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRES

Blogs Are Great For Rants.
This is the first time I've ever really blogged. I have refrained from this whole blogging thing because I really don't feel the urge to spew my life out there for the world to see. Most of you don't know me, much less could care, and there are things the world just doesn't need to know. However, I can see that they are great for rants. So, my first official blog, is going to be just that. Rant on. First, the disclaimer. If you are reading this, and are vegan, well. You might get offended. Too bad. I was, so it's only fair that you are in return. You've been warned. Further, I'm usually pretty good about spelling, grammar, etc, though I do tend to toss out a run on sentence here and there. I'm not posting this for rates, or grades, or any of that drek. It's not going to be perfect. So, if this blog pisses you off and the only retort you have is to criticize my grammar, spelling, punctuation, etc... I'll take that as, I've pissed you off with what I said and m

25 Funny Analogies
1. Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two sides gently compressed by a ThighMaster. 2. His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like underpants in a dryer without Cling Free. 3. He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it. 4. She grew on him like she was a colony of E. Coli, and he was room-temperature Canadian beef. 5. She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just before it throws up. 6. Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever. 7. He was as tall as a six-foot, three-inch tree. 8. The revelation that his marriage of 30 years had disintegrated because of his wife’s infidelity came as a rude shock, like a surcharge at a formerly s

My First Novel Is Published. Buy A Copy.
Check out my lulu website at: http://www.lulu.com/fifileigh, where I have my book promotion tour, excerpts, interviews, sneak peek to my 2nd project, and links to my profile pages. Check out my lulu order page at: http://www.lulu.com/content/337004, where you can read a 4-page preview from the novel before buy a copy from the lulu site. I am the publisher, editor, designer, writer, and marketer for the novel. I am an independent graphic designer/novelist/photographer, starting my own career. Buy a copy and support the starving artist. My novel is an in-your-face raw honesty story, based on real people and real life situations that I have seen, but I fictionalized by changing names. It is a spiritual story about making dreams come true, filled with crazy psychos, psychics, surrealistic dreams, sociology, adventure and a ghost. The setting: story takes place in a fictional California town, in the fashion industry and garment district. The format: The novel is written

Love Fights.
Argh so i just had one of those knock-down drag out fights with the boyfriend. It was one of those fights where one person says the most hurtful shit they can think of [ me ] and the other person is being too fucking sweet and trying to make it better. This is one of those moments where he may think that he's an asshole but I know for a fact in that moment that he isnt. Any other guy would have either let me dump them by now or they'd have cheated on me or lied to me. BUT no, this guy is so fucking amazing. I was saying the most hurtful things and i knew that they hurt him but he stuck with me and he told me that he loved me through the whole thing... GOD!!! Bitches must be jealous because ive got my prince ive got the perfect boyfriend. Ive got my everything god damnit im cheezy *hides*

Quick Update
I'll be offline til the 9th of November when my internet gets turned back on at my mom's. I no longer live with him. I completely left and the papers for divorce will be filed on wednesday. I hate that it came down to this. I do care about him, always will. Come on I spent 6 years with him and we have a child together. But I dont' love him anymore and its not fair to either of us or our daughter for either one of us to be miserable. Or as my brother put it, he's miserable without me, I'm miserable with him. lol. thats just not gonna work. Things will be better this way. Just gonna take time and patience with my daughter. She's going to be so confused and I hope she doesnt grow to hate or resent me for this decision because its going to be so hard on her. See y'all on the 9th

Gold Diggers
Read this ad I found on Craigslists.. What am I doing wrong? Okay, I'm tired of beating around the bush. I'm a beautiful (spectacularly beautiful) 25 year old girl. I'm articulate and classy. I'm not from New York. I'm looking to get married to a guy who makes at least half a million a year. I know how that sounds, but keep in mind that a million a year is middle class in New York City, so I don't think I'm overreaching at all. Are there any guys who make 500K or more on this board? Any wives? Could you send me some tips? I dated a business man who makes average around 200 - 250. But that's where I seem to hit a roadblock. 250,000 won't get me to central park west. I know a woman in my yoga class who was married to an investment banker and lives in Tribeca, and she's not as pretty as I am, nor is she a great genius. So what is she doing right? How do I get to her level? Here are my questions specifically: - Where do you single rich men hang out? Give me speci

Lessons In Life
1. Life isn't fair, but it's still good. 2. When in doubt, just take the next small step. 3. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone. 4. Don't take yourself so seriously. No one else does. 5. Pay off your credit cards every month. 6. You don't have to win every argument. Agree to disagree. 7. Cry with someone. It's more healing than crying alone. 8. It's OK to get angry with God. He can take it. 9. Save for retirement starting with your first paycheck. 10. When it comes to chocolate, resistance is futile. 11. Make peace with your past so it won't screw up the present. 12. It's OK to let your children see you cry. 13. Don't compare your life to others'. You have no idea what their journey is all about. 14. If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. 15. Everything can change in the blink of an eye. But don't worry; God never blinks. 16. Life is too short for l

What A Trip
just got back from 8 days in cozumel lots of alcohal and diving was a wild trip ended up naked on a stage at the resort...woohoo..they say tequla makes the close come off loved bartering with the locals they tell you the price then you counter then they say lets have a shot of teqiula and barter some more makes for a long day of shopping diving was incredable 86 degree water lots of sealife and sun well will add pictures later

Bringing Mysterious Places To Light
wilight approaches as Regan Vacknitz walks toward the century-old house, her excitement palpable. "It's ideal night for an investigation," she says. On an evening when most people would rather be snuggled up at home, members of Auburn Paranormal Activities Research Team are doing what they love most: searching for ghosts. Area groups that specialize in "paranormal investigations," or ghost hunting, say the Kent-Auburn valley is particularly ripe for ghostly activity. Some say the water beneath the valley floor draws spirits. Others say new buildings and housing developments encourage activity. Like police scoping a crime scene, the group searches for clues and evidence that might prove paranormal activity exists. Recent excursions have included the Meeker Mansion in Puyallup, the Neely Mansion in Auburn and a slew of cemeteries and private homes. Although the team has researched haunted locations throughout Southeast King County, Vacknitz said they have yet to find solid proof of ghost

New Sites!
So, I left for a while, due to some .... cicrumstances. We'll leave it at that. But, I return victorious! I also return with new websites that I've designed and maintain. My baby is dedicated to all things geek, including naked geek girls! GeekGirlsOnline We have an update going up on halloween! So get in early so you can brag to your friends about the hottness :) I also am working on making my own paysite, MissAthenaHollow but I am cameraless at the moment, so you can guess how well that's going LOL. If any of you wanna sign up for this site, and fill out one free offer (like truly, no-credit card required free), I'd really appreciate it. Cameras4Free Send me the username you signed up with and i just might take a special few pictures just for you once I get the camera :) Well, That's all I believe. GeekGirlsOnline is looking for models, if you happen to know any girls w/ any of the following traits: is a gamer plays RPGs such as Dungeons and Dragons, o

To The Man I Love
To the man I love I wanna tell you this My love for you will stay true For as long as I live The stars can stop shining The sky can fall down The world can stop spinning But my love will still go ‘round Unless the devil comes to stop us Our love will always stay true Unless some evil force takes us apart I’m gonna keep on loving you I never asked for love so soon But then you came my way It didn’t matter how much I tried to deny it My love grew stronger every day As young as I may be You were there to catch my fall It's amazing how you’re always there for me Only you can understand it all I don’t care who’s against us This is just between you and me I don’t care who disapproves People should just let us be How could I live without you? How would I make it through? I think it’d be impossible How can I imagine a world without you? You can't help who you love You’re just not supposed to Although I didn’t think it’d happen I fell in love with yo

To All Devil's Own Rebel Family And Nighthawk Bombers & Friends
THANKS TO ALL OF YOU FOR HELPING ME AND SHOWING ME WHAT A FAMILY IS REALLY ABOUT!! I THANK ALL OF YOU AND IT IS DEDICATED TO MY BLACK DOG "TOBY" WHO PASSED AWAY AT 11:04AMCST 10/29/07....IT MEANT A LOT TO ME!!! THANKS AGAIN TO ALL THAT HELPED!!! THIS IS THE RESULTS Stephanie Lynn bought you a Blast! Stephanie Lynn also sent you this message: "For Mark's contest. " ~~KRZKT~~

Im Ganna Do It Again.if You Dont Like It To Bad
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To You I Bow And Willingly Give My Energy
Labors lost is our misfortune. A malfunctioning life of sin indulged in fervent lust. Breaking away the crust of an angry thought to invoke the pleasures of merchandise we've bought. Television expounds the light of yearning years of past. To fill the mind with visions of the myth of happiness. Curl and die while you think of the pain of the life you distain. And feel the hurt of that one that you knew. And feel the pain of that one you once thought was there and know for once that no one cares. And know that you are you and they are them and know that you cannot ammend for those sins. And know that now the sand where you sink was made by the stink of your own thoughts of happiness. And know that now your intelligence means nothing more than an open sore into which lonliness falls to spread its disease into your shell and split apart the atoms of yourself to make way for future beings. Perhaps what makes you you can become another. Perhaps they will be happy. Does that in the end me

Square Route
A line segment leading from me to you grows walls and squares itself to us. And time passes as we see our square life become an ugly, unatural rhombus. Distortion molds our daily lives and stop signs form with eight equal sides. And maybe stopping would be great but who can really stop at eight? A Dungeons and Dragons die becomes the shape of our segmented line. We are not who we used to be but the die becomes more like you and me. There is no way to make a straight line into the perfect cirlce we wish to create. For now we must accept that lines cannot be bent to relate two lives. Pi we know will never end it extends into infinity And lines we know they cannot bend Nor can the bond between you and me.

What Ever Happened To The Minoans
They created extraordinary artifacts for hundreds of years, revealing an aesthetic sensibility that influences Western civilization to this day. Then they simply disappeared. Scholars are seeking answers to one of the great mysteries of the ancient world: What happened to the Minoans of Crete, who controlled a thriving Mediterranean trade network from around 2,200-1,450 BC? Now NOVA senior science editor Evan Hadingham reports on new evidence that a massive tsunami struck the Bronze Age society 3,500 years ago, destabilizing the culture to such a degree that social chaos brought about its ultimate destruction. As part of Massachusetts Archaeology Month, Mr. Hadingham spoke on the topic Oct. 17 at Shrewsbury Public Library. Named after Minos, the mythical king of Crete, the Minoan people were part of a prosperous culture known for its successful sea trade, intricate palaces and fine art. Mr. Hadingham said the palace ruins of Knossos, first excavated by British archaeol

Scrapper Convo
->Psychowolf...: Alright..just asking. I swear i knew a dude his age, SAME name....that was up there. He dont look the type to molest cows though, like most wisconsinites. Thats why i moved. Because i was being forced to copulate with cattle. SCRAPPER: dont think so ->Psychowolf...: dude..do you know if MIKE ever went to school in wisconsin? SCRAPPER: cool dude...thanks....and as I said.....NSFW mumms are NOT NSFW photo galleries SCRAPPER: I will give them back to you tomorrow and will have the guidelines ready to go...this way i do not have to keep turning them back on.... ->Psychowolf...: alright...so, you're saying you'll give em back now, or contemplate it tomorrow after i come to you with the updated guidelines? SCRAPPER: come to me tomorrow....I will send you the guidelines and you will have a better understanding of the rules SCRAPPER: our terms of service addresses ->Psychowolf...: i could grasp that as a possible legal issue, truthfully... SCRAPP

Sometimes Its Too Much
i have so much on my plate right now, and sometimes i just dont know how to deal with it all. i take everything to heart, and i hate drama, ive dealt with it all my life. all i wanted was to make some great friends who maybe could help me out and be here for me while my husband is going to be fighting for our country for 15 months.i really think i will fall apart if anything happens to him, but i cant even see right now bcuz im crying so hard

Hey All;
Sorry for being scarce but my hunny has been home due to inclement weather and with Samhain being round the corner we have been busy with making preparations and arrangements in light of the past years events. I have been making preparations for Samhain (aka Halloween) an my circle of locals has helped me tremendously. I know my sisters and brothers have been with me in my trials and tribulations... my hope is that I am not evicted and karma bites swiftly... not at my hand, but by the hand that feeds... for only then will justice be served. In Love and Light, Lady V

Aries
Daily Horoscope: Aries For October 31,2007 Stay active today. That's usually pretty easy for you, but you may find that you're a bit sluggish, especially in the morning hours. The more you do, the better you'll feel, so keep on the move!

My Thoughts Into Poems
I lay awake at night wondering how things might have been. If i had gone down a different road would i be here in this place now.I wander through my dreams and see what i should have done things now that i look back i wish i had done. i turned my back on everyone that ever cared for me and i pushed away ppl that i loved but now its to late to change the past so my dreams float on by each night as i lay awake thinking tring so hard to figure out were to go next what to do after and then above all what i can change to make it all right . i walked away from someone that loved me and walked into a world that would have been better without me and the only thing i can say is Im sorry please forgive me love me guide me and teach me . all this i think of each night as i lay awke in my bed .

Feel You
I feel you in my arms a whisper in my ear a passionate kiss pull on my hair don't let me go squeeze me harder a nibble and lick to feel the pleasure building oh how sweet love can be hold on for the ride hope it lasts forever..

Brown Sugar Shortbread
2 cups butter 1 cup brown sugar 1/4 teaspoon salt 4 cups of flour Bring butter to room temperature. Preheat oven to 300 degrees. Cream the butter until it is the consistency of whipped cream. Beat in sugar. Add salt. Add flour in 4 portions (one cup at a time) mixing well after each addition. Turn out onto a floured board and pat or roll to 1/4 to 1/2 inch thick. Cut into shape desired with cookie cutter. Place on an ungreased cookies sheet and bake for about 20 minutes or until lightly browned. Keep your on eye on them, shortbread burns really fast.

Rip Richard
I just lost a good friend of mine i just met online a couple days ago.yesterday afternoon his parents took him off life support.He was only 35 years old.He was in a real bad car accident.The dr said he has 25 changes to live.His family and friends are gonna miss him alot.My friend megan left me an offline message on yahoo saying that he was in a real bad car accident. Visit www.hostdrjack.comHost Your Images & Videos FREE CLICK HERE!

What Will Never Be There...
I just wanna touch what will never be there. What I can't feel in my arms. What I can't feel in my heart. What I can't feel that should be with me. Over and over I tell myself... Just one fucking day... But I know that all hope is gone.

Another Chain....lol...
instead of putting this chain-hug on every single page of my fubar-pals.....i figured you'd all get it anyway if i posted it in a blog.... ..soooo?..HUGGGGGGGGGGGSSSSSSS!!!! :) If I could catch a rainbow I would do it just for you and share with you its beauty On the days you're feeling blue. If I could build a mountain You could call your very own; A place to find serenity, A place to be alone. If I could take your troubles I would toss them in the sea, But all these things I'm finding are impossible for me. I cannot build a mountain Or catch a rainbow fair, But let me be what I know best, A friend who's always there.

Omg
a young woman whispered in her husbanda ear one night ''lets make love differently tonite lets do it back to back'' dont be stupid ''replied the husband ''thats impossible ''no it isnt'' said the wife ive invited the neighbors over

~*~a Thank You Note To My Haters~*~
Goodmorning, Goodevening, and if I dont see you then Goodnight...Well I just want to make a brief speech to some very important people My Haters.You mean so much to me, if it was'nt for you I would not be so damn special today.The way u always talk about me and the way inspire me to be so wonderfull in all aspects of my life.I love the fact that you go around spreading things about me.What you dont notice is that your only increasing the rate of my popularity.I just want to say thank you and keep on doing your job.....There will be an increase in your pay this week.....lol.....Love Your Boss...MS.BROWNSUGAR!

The Taste Of You (part 1)
The Taste Of You (Part 1) I kissed you as I laid with you on their bed Rubbing your face & body while drawing sounds of pleasure from her ruby lips "Mmm...I love it when you touch me..." you whisper "And I love to touch you MyPrecious." I reply I kissed her lips then licked her neck I snaked my tongue around the back of her neck Kissing you all over softly Sneaking a tender bite in here & there Smelling each and every inch of you As my lips and tongue explore your body Licking and tasting each of her breasts Tasting the sweetness of you white silky smooth skin She moans a little , and starts to arch her back Ah,The taste of you on my tongue is tantilizing Your body telling me You want my tongue inside you As I gently caress your pussy with two fingers I can feel your already a little wet from my touch "Ummm.... I can hardly wait to taste you MyPrecious" You let out a small whimper at my touch, biting your lower lip

Re: ~ The 5th Of November ~ Repost
RE: ~ The 5th of November ~ REPOST ~ ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Pamela for Truth Date: 04 Nov 2007, 06:35 ----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------From: President Ron Paul (supporter)Date: Nov 4, 2007 6:29 AM Please join us this November 5thfor the largest one day political donation event in historyOur goal is to bring together 100,000 people to donate $100 each,creating a one day donation total of $10,000,000.Please subscribe to confirm your commitment to donate.Each day you'll receive an email with our total number of subscribers.In this way we will know exactly where we stand in our efforts.Our goal is 100,000 subscribers.Please subscribe now.Please spread the word.Thank you.

Top 5 Voting Starts 11-5-07 !
Well thanks to all of our friends, fu friends a big part of it all - we are in the Top 10 on the ROCK stage over at FAMECAST.com - an online talent contest ala American Idol - only YOU are the judges ! We need another round of support - as the competition is FIERCE ! Head on over there and vote for our video "HELL" daily - it's free - and believe me, we really appreciate this, a hard working rock band that is hoping for some big breaks can use both the exposure and the money ! Thanks yall for your help. MISTY lil drummer girl for PSYKNYNE

Please Shoot Me......twice
Do kids have a biological clock? Because I think my son's is ticking for me. Once again he's bugging me about finding somebody and getting married. Tonight he asked my parents how they met so he would know how to make it happen for me to meet the man I'll marry. Because he wants me to get married soon and have a baby brother or sister for him. As if him saying I needed to date the other night wasn't bad enough. So sorry if I don't reply back or talk to you tonight. Just not in the mood. Hopefully reading this you'll understand. :(

Single
LOOK IM SINGLE AND LOVING IT AND HOW COME WOMAN CANT UNDERSTAND THAT? EVERY WOMAN I MEET SEEMS TO GET FEELINGS AND WANTS ME TO BE THEIR MAN...WELL LOOK I BEEN LOCKED DOWN FOR A LONG TIME AND I WANNA LIVE THE SINGLE LIFE AND HAVE SOME FREEDOM SO PLEASE UNDERSTAND THAT!

I Am Finger Tied For A Story Today...
Good Morning and hello there on this Tuesday in Early November. Brrrr the winds off Lake Michigan are bitter cold this time of year. Well, perhaps not bitter cold, just whipping and blowing and bone chilling to say the least. It’s close to winter here so what am I expecting right? Oh well… I looked on MSN and found nothing that tweaked my melon so I am free handing it this morning. So brace yourself many, many Martyism’s might just appear. The home front is always a good place to start. Today is Mandy’s Birthday she is a 19 year old today. We are doing the PAPA VINO’S lunch date today due to the fact she has to work from 8:00PM to 1:00AM at the Ole Navy Store. Apparently their Christmas load is in and they need to rearrange the store and get their Holiday on… So that means no Christmas music will be played in our house until Christmas time I expect. Don’t you just hate it when stores play their Christmas jingles, Music and have all the décor up two months in advance? I do! I mean I lo

I Wanna Know You
I WANNA KNOW YOU...I want to know some things about you. I don't care if we never talk, never liked each other, or if we already know everything about each other. Short and sweet is fine...You're on my list, so I want to know you better! BE HONEST! COPY FROM HERE THEN SEND DIRECTLY TO ME IN A MESSAGE THEN, REPOST THE EMPTY QUESTIONS AS A BULLETIN. 1.)Q. Can you cook? 1.)A. 2.)Q. What was your dream growing up? 2.)A. 3.)Q. What talent do you wish you had? 3.)A. 4.)Q. If I bought you a drink what would it be? 4.)A. 5.)Q. Favorite vegetable? 5.)A. 6.)Q. What was the last book you read? 6.)A. 7.)Q. What zodiac sign are you ? 7.)A. 8.)Q. Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? 8.)A. 9.)Q. Worst Habit? 9.)A. 10.)Q. How many children do you want to have? 10.)A. 11.)Q. What is your favorite sport to watch? Play? 11.)A. 12.)Q. Negative or Optimistic attitude? 12.)A. 13. )Q. What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me? 13.)A. 1

I'm Far Too Shy To Tell You That I Love You
I'm far too shy to tell you that I love you. You're a star far from my plain earth. I gaze and see no woman who's above you: To me you are the cynosure of worth. Yet with all your beauty you're a person Like me in need of sympathy and love. Your thoughts of me would not, I dare hope, worsen If I in some way tried your heart to move. There's pleasure, surely, drawn from the reflection That someone, somewhere, worships your sweet face, Thinks you are the summit of perfection, Wants nothing more of life than your embrace. The danger is you'll think it couldn't be; So I suggest you see yourself through me.

New Canadian Seatbelt Law November 1, 2007
New Seat Belt Law - effective November 1, 2007 The N ational Highway Safety Council has done extensive testing on a newly designed seat belt. Results show that accidents can be reduced by as much as 45% when the belt is properly installed. Correct installation is illustrated below....... THIS MAY SAVE A LIFE!

Wait And Bleed By Slipknot
Wait and Bleed by slipknot I felt the hate rise up in me Kneel downand clear a stone of leaves I wonder out were u cant see Inside my shell i wait and bleed Good bye I wipe it allon the tile The light is brighter this time Everything is 3d blasphemy MY eyes r red and gold The hair is standing streight up This is not the way i pictured me I cant control my shakes How the hell did i get here Somethin about this so very wrong I have to laugh out loud I wish i didnt like this Is it a dream or a memory I felt the hate rise up in me Kneel down to clear The stone from leavea I wonder out were u cant see Inside my shell i wait and bleed Get outta my head Cause

Sweet Mrs. Jones
Toward the end of the church service, the Minister asked, "How many of you have forgiven your enemies?" 80% held up their hands. The Minister then repeated his question. All responded this time, except one small elderly lady. "Mrs. Jones? Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?" "I don't have any." She replied, smiling sweetly. "Mrs. Jones, that is very unusual. How old are you?" "Ninety-eight." she replied. 'Oh, Mrs. Jones, would you please come down in front & tell us all how a person can live ninety-eight years & not have an enemy in the world?" The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said: "I outlived the bitches."

Stillness
Silence in all her emptiness beseeches me. Suffer and let the ache never lessen. All at once, I am alone. I am, myself, stolen. I reverently lay my head in the guillontine. How many others die so willingly? I am at once obselete. A feast of relinquishment laid out in farcical charade. The pain is cyclic and calls for me now. Contempt of self and of soul buries me 'neath the cold soil. My sorrow undying. My life unworthy of rescue. Thus am I free from scorn? Clearly not. Here my heart is euthanised as the dying horse who can no longer run. Empty, how ceaselessly empty. Pity falls from the eyes yet rage germinates in the lips. Spirit divided and yet so at peace. I weep tyrannically. And you will never see me. - written by Mordrid November 9th, 12:40 am

Excalibur Radio ~ Scooter Bar / Xxxtreame Full Throttle Radio Battle
HERE IS WHAT I'LL SAY ABOUT IT... WORKING WITH EXCALIBUR RADIO WHILE SLADE WAS RUNNING IT WAS ONE OF THE BEST TIMES OF MY LIFE ON FUBAR... HOW EVER THE STRAIGHT ROCK AND METAL IS VERY HARD TO TAKE AND ALL OF THAT ALL THE TIME LISTENING TO IT AND PLAYING IT FOR PEOPLE... I'M NOT USE TO DOING SUCH A THING... BUT HERE IS WHAT I HAVE TO SAY ABOUT THE DRAMA... I GOT MY OWN DRAMA GOING ON... AND TO BE TOTALLY HONEST WITH YOU ALL SLADE IS NOT THAT BAD OF A PERSON FROM WHAT I KNOW ABOUT HIM... AND YANKEE IS NOT THAT BAD OF A PERSON FROM WHAT I KNOW ABOUT HER... EVERYONE I HAVE MET ON HERE HAS GOOD THINGS INSIDE ONE ANOTHER... I PROMOTE DRAMA FREE PLACES... WHICH IS WHY I DON'T GO BACK TO SOME OF THE OTHER PLACES THAT I HAVE WORKED AS A DJ AND PROMOTER FOR ON HERE... I WONT MENTION THOSE NAMES.. NEITHER ANY OF THE OTHER PROBLEMS I HAVE DEALT WITH IN THE PAST... I WILL SAY THIS... EVERYONE BOW OUR HEADS IN SILENCE FOR RESPECT TO ONE ANOTHER... CAUSE WE ALL SHOULD BE BROTHER TO BROTHER AND SISTER

Presidency
Alright. The more I think about this, the more annoyed I'm getting. Ok, I'm seriously annoyed with this whole fucked up country. Don't tell me to scuk it up and move... because if I could, my ass would be in germany in, um, however many hours it takes to fly there... adding in the TEN FUCKING HOURS to get through the airport... Why search me?!?!? DO I LOOK LIKE I"M FROM SAUDI ARABIA?!?!? NNOOOO... Ok, sorry, had a moment... So, anyways. As much as I love the idea of just shooting and killing people for no real reason other than the justification "for my country...."... This whole war thing pisses me off more and more each day. Well, maybe not the war, the gay ass justification for it. I mean, dude, when we talk about terrorism, having a war on terrorism... why not go after just more than... um, IRAQ??? There are some terrorists in our own fucking country. Lets declare war on the USA. Look at what we're doing to ourselves. We're lowering every standard we have to allow IDIOTS to grad

Why Robin Should Rule The World
Ok, actually, that would suck... way too much shit involved there. Just sounded like a good title. :D Man, could you imagine that. Me controlling everything... (hmmm much different than now??) I seriously think we should create a city... where i own it... Not the mayor... OWN... like, OWN OWN. And then, everyone does as i say. Wouldn't that just kick ass?? Eh, I'd probably get too bored with that... I mean, yeah... thats just not something I could handle. Cuz if someone talked back, I'd have to kill them, and thats just messy... blood stains ya know?? SOOO, this morning I was sleeping peacefully when I heard "Fuck you motherfucker, I done (not dont)wanna hair YER shit" UUGGH and realized, welcome to hell... SO here's my idea.... Next time they start in on their shit while I'm sleeping, I'm walking out onto my patio, with my gun, and saying "Listen here you fuck tards, shut the fuck up, or I'll do it for you" Think it'll work?? OORR probably get my ass kicked.... I actually lo

Why? Why? Why?
do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead? Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough money? Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle? Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection? Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him? Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"? If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes? Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white? Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale? Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized? Why do people keep running over a s

Over There
The day is comin The drums are drummin If you know one say a prayer. Theres mothers cryin And fathers sighin, uh hum War is in the air. The trains are fillin up with boys They've left behind their favorite toys They're goin over there Over there Where someone has to die Over there, Where ours is not to reason why. Over there, Where someone has to die! Over there..............

Hmmm, Where All The Real Men?
Damn...Where in the hell are the REAL MEN at? Aint none left now a days or what? I had my share of fake ass nigga's tryna be somethin they aint, Fake ass mofo's...WTF...Where all the GROWN MEN at?...Come and holla atcha girl!!

Bouncer Id
This Bouncer ID check every five minutes is so pathetic do we really need this on here ? Are we Prisoners kept in Jail or are we ppl who log in to have a good time on here:) I think its about time we stood up to be counted & let the Bouncers to back off. This is my rant for the day. Hugs to all ~ Jovichick ~

Gold And Silver Wattz
Would anyone care to be my pen pal? If so, please be nice and write to me on email address, which is: Gabrielfc@inbox.comn This is me: Gold and Silver waltz by Franz Lehar Shakespeare wrote: If music be the food of love, play on, give me excess of it. I wrote: In beautiful music there is no sin, only beauty and happiness. From a very early age, I wanted to play the violin and become a conductor. But my parents could not afford to buy me a violin or pay music lessons for me. So, I never played the violin and did not become a conductor. But I spent hours, in my house, standing near the record player and conducting the music with a stick. And when I went to parties at my relatives’ place, for Christmas, New Year and for Birthdays, the music that was always played at that time, was the music of the Strauss family and that of Franz Lehar, especially the waltzes. Instead of dancing with the pretty girls, I stood all night near the record player, conducting the mu

Why Not Five Me A Chance To Be A Friend?
Why not give me a chance to be a friend? What is Friendship? I am neither a psychologist nor an intellectual, therefore I find it impossible to define friendship and put into words my understanding of it. But what I do know, is that I will laugh with you when you are well and happy and I will cry together with you when you are sad and I will light a candle for you when you are ill or beset by seemingly impossible problems. Friendship is based on understanding and trust; without these qualities, there cannot be true friendship. I believe that true friendship is sorely and sadly lacking in our world today: There too many crimes; too much hate, prejudice, envy and jealousy. I don’t think we can change the world where Politicians and even the Church have failed to find any solution, but we can try and do our bit – create our own world, our own better world, the perfect world. I Love classical music, operas and waltzes, which I just love to conduct. I am looking fo

I Just Want It All ...
to stop all the hurt i feel all the hurt i cause everyone i kick my best friend out i hurt my boyfriend nothing i do is right why doesnt god just take me out already what purpose do i really have.. seriously... i am shit not in school no job nothing no one wants me .... no one ever has...... please god show some mercy and kill me please dont let me wake up PLEASE..... i want out of my skin please let me out of my own head no one talks to u the way u do??? well fuck..... aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Wild Thing
Are you Naughty or nice Your Result: your Naughty! wild thing! You were born to be bad. Naughty by nature, you've tried everything at least once and aren't afraid to get your hands - or the rest of you - dirty when opportunity knocks. Whether that means plotting for advancement at work or toying with somebody's affections, you're willing to break the rules. As long as you're having a laugh and getting ahead, anything goes. And it is fun to defy convention every once in a while, but you're walking a bit of a tightrope. Every so often, try listening to that little angel on your shoulder who keeps saying "no!" - it's okay to be nice sometimes. In the meantime, keep being bad and enjoy yourself. Just don't throw caution entirely to the wind. Your Nice! all sugar, no spice! Are

Ive Just Been Talkin To The Big Guy (made By "crazy Dave")
Ive just been talking to the big guy (santa) and im afraid the news isn't good. He is canceling Christmas this year for everybody on Fubar. Although theres 1,322,706 fubar members he can handle that, its just these damn bouncer checks after very one. So as long as we have these Bouncer checks, there will be no prezzies for Christmas :(

November Is Lung Cancer Awareness Month!
http://www.alcase.org/involved/lcam_month.html November is Lung Cancer Awareness Month! Lung Cancer Awareness Month (LCAM) is a national campaign dedicated to increasing attention to lung cancer issues. By organizing rallies, distributing educational material, holding fund-raising events, contacting Congress, and speaking to the media, those involved in LCAM bring much-needed support and attention to a disease that each year kills more people than breast, prostate, colon and pancreas cancers combined. Here's how you can participate! Raise Awareness You can raise awareness about lung cancer where you live in many ways during November 2007: * Sponsor an event to bring your community together around lung cancer. * Gain official attention for lung cancer with petitions, proclamations, and more! * Distribute LCA's Public Service Announcement to local media * Make your voice heard by the media. * Set up table(s) in your local hospital/medical

Dont Take The One You Are With 4 Granted
i cant believ how many men and women take the better half 4 granted dam,i hold the door for my gurl she never lifts anything because ill take it from her,i place a chair undernieth het when she is about to sit down i help her with her coat,shit doesnt she see what i do 4 her and hardly any men do that for thier women i even walk in front of her going down the stairs in case if she fall ill break her fall. i feel strongly on treating your women with love and protction it funny i started feeling like this about 15 years ago i was watching the honey mooners it was when alice was taking mambo lessens and ralph thought she was cheating on him so he followed her and confronted the mambo instructor and he found out what that his wife was not cheating on him with a single man. so the mambo instructor told ralph how lucky he was and norton was. ralph and norton was so stupit they asked him why are they so lucky. the mambo instructor said i wish i had a women to come hoem too someone

Hey Everybody
hello everyone of my friends that is up right now and who every see's this later today . ok right now it is 2:06 am in washington and i am sitting up in my bed thinking of a wa i can be romantic to my baby i want to do a specail thin for her but i am kinda running short on ideas on what o do for her so if you thnk you can help me out leave me a message i will be on for anoth 30 to 45 minutes then i have to go to be so let me know thank you ~Lost In The Dark ~

Shootin The Breeze
i wrote so much and it disappeared when i ventured off to familiarize myself with this page. Darn..i'll think of more in a minute to post. I guess I could post about me. Im 25, originally from Anniston, AL. Ive lived in a few places. I lived in iceland for a few years. My dad had a hit record in Iceland back in the 80's. Ive grown up for a majority part of my life in MS. It's not too bad I guess. Very diverse here and I seee all kinds of people. I LOVE it. Ive always been a unique kind of person. I like doing different things. I am VERY random. I like being that way. I laugh a lot and crack jokes on others....at most whenever I can. LOL. People who know me, think im quiet. I'm far from it. I do speak my mind, but can be one of the nicest people you'll ever meet. I dont try to inflict any harm on anyone else or make people feel bad. We need to support eachother more in this world and practice compassion. I love intelligence. Im a sucker for smarty pants. I guess cus..I dunno. Ple

The Sermon
A man approached the minister at his church...."Reverend ," he said, "We have a problem. My wife keeps falling asleep during your sermons. It's very embarrassing, not to mention disrespectful. What can I do?" "I've noticed this and have an idea if you're up to the task," said the minister. "Take this hat pin with you. I can see when Mrs. Jones is sleeping, and I will motion to you. When I motion, you give her a good poke in the leg with the hat pin. In church the following Sunday, Mrs. Jones dozed off. Noticing this, the preacher put his plan to work. "And who made the ultimate sacrifice for you?" he said nodding to Mr. Jones. "Jesus!" Mrs. Jones cried out as her husband jabbed her in the leg with the sharp hat pin. "Yes! You are correct, Mrs. Jones!" came the minister's quick reply Mrs. Jones then turned and glared angrily at her husband. Soon, Mrs. Jones again nodded off. The minister noticed. "Who is your redeemer?" he asked the congregation, motioning toward Mr. Jo

A Curse
i swear it's a curse! every time i stay awake for Law and Order SVU it sucks. When I fall asleep and have it recapped to me the next day it sounds like it was awesome. I have a new strategy, I'm going to start recording them and see what happens then! So since I was so tired, I woke up this morning with my hair so poofed out I looked like the Lion King. LOL!

Men Are Just Happier People
What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be King. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another public loo because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $1000. Morning suit rental $150. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day holiday requires only one suitcase. You can

Why The Hell Not Right??
Statistically speaking, unless you are a total hermit, social retard, or ugly as a bag of spoiled ass... There's at least 1 person on your fubar that wants to date you or sleep with you. So..... lets play "friends w/ benefits" The rules are simple... if you want to date the person who posted this, send them a message to their inbox, not a reply to this bulletin, saying "Im yours". If you just want to sleep with them and stay friends, send them a message that says "I'd hit it". SCARED? THE TWIST IS YOU HAVE TO REPOST THIS, EVEN IF YOU'RE TAKEN & see who replies. There is at least 1 person on your BP that wants to date you, and maybe more that want to sleep with you..haha.. SO... re-post as "Friends with Benefits", as it doesn't matter if your married, in a relationship,or single..You opened it so you HAVE to repost it! A test of your bravery.. I wasn't scared..

Words Of Encouragement
DON'T SPEND MAJOR TIME W/ MINOR PEOPLE. IF THERE R PEOPLE N UR LIFE THAT CONTINUALLY DISAPPOINT U,BREAK PROMISES,STOMP ON UR DREAMS,2 JUDGEMENTAL,HAVE DIF'RENT VALUES & DON'T GIVE THEIR BACKING DURING DIFFICULT TIMES.........THAT IS NOT A FRIEND. TO HAVE A FRIEND, BE A FRIEND. SOMETIMES N LIFE AS U GROW,UR FRIENDS WILL EITHER GROW OR GO. SURROUND URSELF W/ PEOPLE WHO REFLECTS VALUES,GOALS, INTERESTS,& LIFESTYLE. WHEN I THINK OF ANY OF MY SUCCESSES,I AM THANKFUL 2 GOD FROM WHOM ALL BLESSINGS FLOW,& 2 MY FAMLY & FRIENDS THAT ENRICHED MY LIFE. OVER D YRS MY PHONE BOOK HAS CHANGED. COZ I CHANGED 4 D BETTER. @ 1ST U THINK UR GOING 2 B ALONE,BUT AFTER AWHILE NEW PEOPLE SHOW UP N UR LIFE THAT MAKES UR LIFE SO MUCH SWEETER & EASIER 2 ENDURE. REMEMBER WHAT UR ELDERS USED 2 SAY, "BIRDS OF A FEATHER FLOCK 2GETHER". IF UR AN EAGLE,DON'T HANG AROUND CHICKENS........CHICKENS CAN'T FLY! I LUV D LORD & THANK HIM 4 ALL THAT HE DOES N MY LIFE. YES, I DO LUV JESUS. HE IS MY SOURCE OF EXISTENCE & SAVIOR.

True Friend
So I can't blog on myspace because some people will read and then get all snoty. My roommate hasn't talk to me today, but I have tried to just bull shit with her but she doesn't really talk back to me. I got a notice yesterday about my energy bill hasn't been paid in months so it's gettin turned off on the 21st. Well we weren't recieveing the bills for it because they were supposed to be emailing them to me. Well I didn't know thats what was going on so my roommate, is made because I haven't been paying for it. Well her givin me $40 a month will cover all the bills for the month I dought it. What really bothers me when she starts to question my friendship to her, why would you question my friendship. I told her I didn't know what was going on, we all have bills to pay and it's hard to keep on them. But my friendship has nothing to do with me fucking up on a bill for the house. I hope she will have fun when I move out, I hope she finds someone that will let do things like I do. I do a b

Rambling
rambling i love you. i love to hate you. i miss you and i cant stand to be around you.. you raise me up and you break me apart.. and im all the happier for it. i want to be a better person for you. and you make me believe that anything is possible for you. like some kind of crack fiend i need you more and more. and what i have is never enough.

Thease Thoughts
You opened the door to the bathroom, warm in your rose red robe. I smiled at you, gently pulling you into a hug as I kissed you slow and soft, then hard and passionate as I ran my fingers through your long hair. You pulled away, smiling as you turned the shower on and slowly dropped your robe to the floor. Your breast lay so natural and beautiful, your nipples erect with anticipation as my cock floods with throbbing desire. You helped me undress, noticing my cock beginning to harden, you reach down and run your finger tips across my balls and gently over my shaft as my cock begins to rise in your hands, my god your touch feels so good as I caress your breast, rolling your nipples between my thumb and fingers as I run my other hand down your belly to moist mound, squeezing your love box with the palm of my hand, then slowly you lead me into the shower. You lay down in the bath, the running water flowing over you, and pull me down on top of you. We kissed hungrily as my hands explored yo

Trying To Understand
I wish I hadsomeone who will be as good to me as I can be to them. I thought I had met that person here a while back...but they choose to take their bar hopping, lieing, mistreating ex-gf back for the upteenth time over a good woman who would care and love them more than they could ever possibly imagine and never hurt them.I understand that he still loves her, but she will never change and will only hurt him again and again. And it really hurts considering he swore he'd never take her back and only had nothing but bad things to say about her. Why is it all the good ones go for the girls that mistreat them...the bad guys go for the good girls. I dont get it. Maybe I can continue my search for the right guy for me...maybe he'll wise up before its too late and get rid of the ex and come back to me...I wish though I hadnt alowed myself to open up to him completely. I fell for him without meaning to and it really hurts.........I guess thats the bitch about life huh

Children In Need 2007/doctor Who: Time Crash Tonight
From The Doctor Who News Page: The Doctor Who News Page would like to remind its readers about "Time Crash", the special Doctor Who scene which will air Friday night as part of the Children in Need telethon. The telethon airs on BBC One starting at 7:00. The Radio Times indicates that Time Crash will air between 8:00 and 8:30, but the Children in Need schedule is always fluid, so this may or may not be accurate. "Time Crash" stars David Tennant as the Tenth Doctor and Peter Davison as the Fifth Doctor. It is written by Steven Moffat and directed by Graeme Harper, who previously directed Peter Davison in his final Doctor Who story, The Caves of Androzani. The scene is expected to be between five and seven minutes long. The BBC's Doctor Who website has announced that fans in the UK will be able to view "Time Crash" online for seven days after its broadcast, as well as a special Doctor Who Confidential featurette In addition to "Time Crash", the Children in Need teleth

To Kill An American
Written by an Australian Dentist....and too good to delete.... To Kill an American You probably missed this in the rush of news, but there was actually a report that someone in Pakistan had published in a newspaper, an offer of a reward to anyone who killed an American, any American. So an Australian dentist wrote an editorial the following day to let everyone know what an American is. So they would know when they found one. (Good one, mate!!!!) "An American is English, or French, or Italian, Irish, German, Spanish, Polish, Russian or Greek. An American may also be Canadian, Mexican, African, Indian, Chinese, Japanese, Korean, Australian, Iranian, Asian, or Arab, or Pakistani or Afghan. An American may also be a Comanche, Cherokee, Osage, Blackfoot, Navaho, Apache, Seminole or one of the many other tribes known as native Americans. An American is Christian, or he could be Jewish, or Buddhist, or Muslim. In fact, there are more Muslims in Americ

My First Time Here....
I was really nervous about joining fubar, but after making 2 new friends right off, I see that I have nothing to be nervous about. I would like to say thanks to those who have viewed and rated me and my pic. Thanks to the 2 new friends I have, and thanks to my step-dad for telling me about this really cool place. I hope to meet and make many new and different friends in here.

Wtf? Rated A 2 By #1210375!
WTF? I get up this AM to find that #1210375 aka "Block me....It makes my d*ck hard!!!!" rated my primary photo a 2! I do not think that I am a 10 or 11 by any means, but who am I to judge? But I digress. After reading a very small portion of his profile, I realized that he has a really poor attitude. So I blocked him! But that is what he wanted anyway. I can't win...I have enough real drama and toxic people in my life, I sure don't need the likes of this guy spreading his toxicity to me! Some people just put others down to build their own self esteem. That is so 'high school'! I left that behind years ago. Ok, I'm done...for now!

My Horoscope For The Day...hmmmm Lol
Your relationship with money is a bit simpler than most people understand. Today is a good time to rethink things -- or complicate them -- just a bit and maybe to open discussions with someone else.

So Long For Awhile!
so the time has come for me to write another blog its not gonna be a good one tho! well for those of u that acutally read my blogs i am lettin u know that i am movin outta state! blades or christin will not be online for awhile... i will only be online to check my mail and 360s and all that stuff i wont be online to chat...im movin to be with my boyfriend and i dont need net drama in my real life...thats all what the net has caused me and i am choosin to leave it all out of my life...im sry for those of u that i havent really talked to much im sry and for those of u i have talked to well yanno...lol...but like i said i will keep in contact with everyone im not deletein my names or anything so ill still keep u posted on my stuff...i loves u all and hope all is well...till i come back peace!

Keep Moving
Keep moving When the path becomes difficult, that's no reason to give up. In fact, it means you're making real progress. The mountain becomes more rugged and steep the closer you get to the summit. Keep going, keep climbing, keep making the effort, and soon you'll find yourself reaching the top. The challenges you encounter are unquestionable proof that you're making a positive difference. Make use of those challenges, not as an excuse to stop, but rather as a platform from which to push forward. For the greatest achievements come in response to the greatest challenges. When the going gets rough, you are most certainly in the presence of profound opportunity. When there is much that must be done, there is enormous value waiting to be created. Step boldly forward and claim that value. Whatever may come, whatever may seem to block your path, choose to keep moving. There are truly magnificent rewards just on the other side of your persistent efforts.

Stole-kelly Rowland
Stole He was always such a nice boy The quiet one With good intentions He was down for his brother Respectful to his mother A good boy But good don't get attention One kid with a promise The brightest kid in school He's not a fool Reading books about science and smart stuff It's not enough, no Cause smart don't make you cool, whoa He's not invisible anymore With his Father's 9 and a broken fuse Since he walked through that classroom door He's all over primetime news Mary's got the same size hands As Marilyn Monroe She put her fingers in the imprints At Mann's Chinese Theatre Show She could have been a movie star Never got the chance to go that far Her life was stole Now we'll never know No no no no oh They were crying to the camera Said he never fitted in He wasn't welcomed He showed up the parties We was hanging in Some guys puttin' him down Bullying him round round Now I wish I woulda talked to him Gave him the time of day Not turn awa

Not That Kinda Girl-jojo
Not That Kinda Girl Yeah-eahhh, hmmmm yeaaahhh [Chorus:] I'm not your every day, around the way Don't go bar-hoppin', chillin' on the block On a cell phone frontin', Never that, cuz I'm not that kinda girl I need to know how you roll And how you get down, no drama Drop my money in the bank Take me home and meet your mama Can you handle that? Cuz I'm that kinda girl I'm that kinda girl [Verse 1:] Boy you aint impressin' me With your jewelry, your designer clothes Or the games that you try to play Think you need to know, I got my own Dont need you for your dough Hearin' me, maybe then we can flow, let me know Make me smile, maybe we can chill Keep it real, show me something I can feel Cause I'm not your average ordinary type Could you be that kinda guy I like? [Chorus] [Verse: 2] Everytime I be up at the spot, chilling with my crew We'll be hanging out, get in a little late You start bugging out I dont think it's fair You don't

Christmas Cake Recipe
You'll need the following: 1 cup of water 1 cup of sugar 4 large brown eggs 2 cups of dried fruit 1 teaspoon of salt 1 cup of brown sugar Lemon juice Nuts 1 bottle of whisky Sample the whisky to check for quality. Take a large bowl. Check the whisky again. To be sure it's the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer, beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar and beat again. Make sure the whisky is still OK. Cry another tup. Tune up the mixer. Beat two leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Mix on the turner. If the fired druit gets stuck in the beaterers, pry it goose with a drewscriver. Sample the whisky to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something. Who cares? Check the whisky. Now sift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Spoon the sugar or something. Whatever you can find. Grease the oven. T

Bring Something To The Table.
One comes in the end to realize that there is no permanent pure relationship and there should not be. --Anne Morrow Lindbergh Whether we are teenagers in love for the first time, or parents who have been married for twenty years, relationships can turn into obsessions if we're not careful. We can lose our sense of self and only feel complete when we're with the other person. We can become totally attached and dependent on the primary person in our lives for all our needs. We need to remember that we can be a good partner in a relationship only if we feel complete within ourselves. Keeping ourselves open to change in our surroundings, our loved ones, and especially ourselves helps us stay whole. We learn, first, to be ourselves, to make independent choices. We dare to do things on our own. Things as simple as going for a walk by ourselves and smelling the scents of nature. Being ourselves means bringing our own world to meet the world of our loved ones, rather than depend

What Is Your Dream
What is your dream?There has never been a better time to follow your dreams. Incredible tools that help you to express your dream, and to connect with others who share and appreciate it. The world is looking for vision and direction. We've figured out how to do things, we're looking for people to tell us why. The time is ripe for dreamers who dream big dreams, captivating, compelling dreams. Everyone has a dream. We all have dreams as children. The trouble is, they often get buried. We become disenchanted with our dreams because they don't magically appear. Realize that just having the dream isn't enough -- you need the discipline and the commitment to follow that dream. And remember -- if you're not following your own dream, you're following someone else's

Come Join The B-day Bash At Iron Horse Saloon Hope To See U There
You are invited to a b-day bash on nov 18th at noon in the iron horse saloon. For our very own MG who will take over the air waves. (repost of original by '"MG"~ head promoter 4 IHS' on '2007-11-17 16:58:56') (repost of original by 'harleygal ~ Promoter for Iron Horse Saloon' on '2007-11-17 17:00:56') (repost of original by '"MG"~ head promoter 4 IHS' on '2007-11-18 06:19:49')

R.s.'s Smoked Turkey
12 to 15 pounds Honeysuckle White Whole Turkey, cleaned 2 oranges, halved 1. Set smoker to highest temperature. 2. Squeeze juice from the two orange halves onto the bottom of the bird. Rub the juice in and place orange halves in the bird's cavity. 3. Place bird on breast and place in smoker. Keep the smoker at highest temperature (cooking time is 30 minutes per pound). 4. After half of cooking time, squeeze the remaining oranges onto breast and rub juice in. Place the oranges on top. Place the bird, breast down, back into the smoker. 5. After cooking time is complete, take turkey out and let cool before carving. Makes 7 servings. Nutrition Facts Amount Per Serving Calories: 669 Calories from fat: 173 Total fat: 19 gm Saturated fat: 6 gm Cholesterol: 294 mg Sodium: 271 mg Carbohydrate: 5 gm Protein: 114 gm

New England Smoked Whole Turkey
Brining: 1 (12-pound) whole turkey, fresh or thawed 1 1/4 cups kosher salt 1 quart hot water 4 quarts cold water 1 cup maple syrup 1 medium onion, thinly sliced 4 cloves garlic, peeled and crushed 10 black peppercorns 5 bay leaves 4 strips lemon zest 2 whole cloves 1. The night before cooking, remove the giblets from the main and front cavities. Wash the bird inside and out. 2. Prepare the brine. Place salt and 1 quart hot water in a large deep stockpot and whisk until salt crystals are dissolved. Whisk in cold water and maple syrup. 3. Add onion, garlic, peppercorns, bay leaves, lemon zest and cloves. 4. Cool the mixture in the refrigerator to a temperature of 40 degrees F. 5. Add the chilled turkey. Place a large zip top bag filled with ice-cold water on top to keep the bird submerged. Place the turkey in the refrigerator and marinate overnight. Smoking and Grilling: 6 tablespoons butter, melted 1. Prepare the grill for indirect grilling an

Why I Fired My Secretary
Last week was my birthday And I didn't feel very well Waking up on that morning. I went downstairs for breakfast Hoping my wife Faye would be pleasant and say, "Happy Birthday!", And possibly have a small present for me. As it turned out, She barely said good morning, Let alone " Happy Birthday." I thought... Well, that's marriage for you, But the kids....They will remember. My kids, Willy and Robby came bounding down stairs to breakfast And didn't say a word. So when I left for the office, I felt pretty low And somewhat despondent. As I walked into my office, My secretary Sherri said, "Good Morning Joe, And by the way Happy Birthday ! " It felt a little better That at least someone had remembered. I worked until one o'clock , When Sherri knocked on my door And said, "You know, It's such a beautiful day outside, And it is your Birthday, What do you say we go out to lunch, Just you and me." I said, "Thanks, Sherri,

Wolfs Eyes ©
As I look into the eyes of brother wolf,I see honour, strenght, dignity.So I wonder how can man destroy these wonderful creations of thecreator.Look into the eyes of a wolf and you shall see your soul laid bare, andknow that there are greater things in this world other than material wealth.Look deep into the wolf eyes and you shall see the greater creature tohave ever walked this earth. Look into your own eyes and see thegreatest destroyer that walks this earth.I am starting to learn that man does not have to be as he is; we can toohave wolf eyes.

Poetr
The Darkness Running scared, She sprints down the dim wooded path. The darkness that had haunted her, Hungry again. She trips, Landing on the ground in a pile of leaves. She jumps up, And runs on. Afraid of The Shadow that stalks her, She doesn't look back. Slowing to a halt, Her lungs burn, Her legs weak. Holding her breath, Giving in to his power, She slowly turns. The Darkness surrounds her, Satisfying his hunger.

Lesson 4
Now let’s discuss a technique that is probably the most common in the world; stroking the penis orally. Take his erection in your mouth by sliding your moistened tongue lovingly over the head until your lips close around the shaft, going as far down as you feel comfortable. Remember the shaft is relatively insensitive to most stimulation, so the majority of the pleasure is coming from the head of his penis coming into contact with your tongue, roof of the mouth, and or the throat. Since keeping it in contact with something at all times can be difficult, a short and gentle stroking motion can provide a significant impact.

Just Read It...
The Penis Study: In 1997, Harvard funded a study to see why the head of a penis was bigger than the rest of it. After one year and $180,000.00, they concluded that the reason the head was larger than the shaft was to give the man more pleasure during sex. After the US published the study, Yale decided to do their own. After $250,000.00, and 3 years of research, they concluded that the reason was to give the woman more pleasure during sex. Mississippi State, unsatisfied with these findings, conducted their own study. After 2 weeks and a cost of around $75.46, they concluded that it was to keep a man's hand from flying off and hitting him in the forehead.

~*quotes~*
These are just sum Quotes that caught my eye in one book I have called "Think Big" Thot I shud share a few of them with yall.... -If you worry about what might be, and wonder what might have been, you will ignore what is. -The road to a successful relationship is always under construction. -Forgivness is the key to happiness. -Love lets the past die by moving us to a new beginning without changing the past. -Don't lead me; I may not follow. Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Walk beside me and be my friend. -A realationship is like a gem; it requires friction to polish it. -Negative thinking is mental malpractise. -If you don't know what direction to take, you haven't acknowledged where you are. -The best way to predict your future is to create it. -If you can't find the time to do it right the first time, when are you going to find the time to do it over? -If you and you partner always agree, one of you is unneccessary! -Therapist a

If We Had Sex Game
IF We Had Sex Game... Now don't be scared.... you never know who really wants to do you! Here are the rules to the game.. REPLY SO ONLY I SEE IT AND REPOST SO OTHERS CAN FILL OUT! 1. Would you be initiate it? 2. Would pull my hair? 3. Would you whisper in my ear? 4. Would you talk dirty to me? 5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue? 6. Would you say my name? 7. Do I want you? 8. Would you let me give you a hickie? 9. How many rounds would we go? 10. What would you wanna do afterwards? 11. What do I think of you? 12. What do you think of me? 13. Would you like to play or get straight to the point? 14. Would you want me to take my time? 15. How freaky are you, 1 - 10? 16. Would you want me to go fast or slow? 17. Where would you wanna "do it"? 18. Would you be loud or quiet? 19. Would you want me to be loud or quiet? 20. Am I boooty call or gilfriend material? 2

Maple-plum Glazed Turkey Breast
2 cups red plum jam 1 cup maple syrup 1/4 cup cider vinegar 1 tablespoon grated lemon rind 2 tablespoons fresh lemon juice 1 teaspoon dry mustard 1 (5 to 5 1/2-pound) bone-in turkey breast 1/2 teaspoon salt 8 fresh sage sprigs 1. Bring first 6 ingredients to a boil in a large saucepan over medium-high heat; reduce heat to medium-low, and cook, stirring often, 25 minutes or until thickened and bubbly. Remove from heat, and cool completely. Reserve 1 1/2 cups sauce; cover and chill. Set aside remaining sauce for basting. 2. Loosen skin from turkey without totally detaching skin; sprinkle salt evenly under skin, and carefully arrange 4 sage sprigs on each side of breast. Replace skin, and place turkey in a lightly greased 11- x 7-inch baking dish. Spread 3/4 cup maple-plum sauce evenly over turkey; cover loosely with aluminum foil. 3. Bake at 325*F (160*C) for 1 hour; uncover and bake 1 more hour or until a meat thermometer registers 170*F (75*C), basting with remain

And Now... A Story.
So Friday the office manager decided to order pizza for the staff because we had a few gift certificates. Apparenlty the traffic manager found out and she doesn't work on Fridays and is PISSED. I think it's lame because she was willing to order pizza when one of the office girls wasn't here. So she's on the war path over this. Pizza. I mean what the hell. Seriously?! Now she's gone and taken the chocolate of the office staff away. Little does she know that I'll bury someone alive for taking my chocolate. She has til she leaves to put it back.

Pissed Off
well i'm really pissed that i have to deal with putting a code in everytime on of the bouncers think i'm on here for to long,ok look once every now an then is ok but 10 times in a hour come on give me a break,i'm not rude to anyone or say anything about what i'd do to them,so back the f--- up off me.

607
Well I called my aunt to find out what time we were having thanksgiving dinner tomorrow.. Well I found out that one of my Uncles has been in the hospital. I said what the fuck. I love my dads side of the family to death..But Ya know.. When someone goes in to the hospital with congestive heart failure...They really should have called. I'm slowly starting to dislike my dads side of the family. Ever since he died .. My aunts and uncles have pretty much ignored my mom, brother and myself. It really makes me sad. My aunt was telling me that within a year or two (maybe sooner...) my uncle will end up going on dialysis (sp?). She was also telling me that because of his diabetes, his liver is basically fucked too. *gah!*

Splendid Hurt.
"Love is a many splendid thing." BULLSHIT! Love tore my heart out and showed it to me before my soul died. Love is only Hurt behind a mask. Cupid is only a demon is disguise ready to shoot us with his poisoned arrow. When will love be splendid? When will it finally leave my heart in one piece? Love is a fifty story building I have fallen from one too many times. When will I stop falling? Falling in love...

Madness
Please take away the madness that circles in my mind.. Though I try to run and hide, they are never far behind. Sadness and despair, things I seem to hold so near.. If I could go just one single day without shedding a tear.. No matter how fast I try and run I can not find escape.. You standing before me with arms wide open is like the heaven's gate.. Your warm embrace and gentle kiss has placed my mind at ease.. Don't leave my side, just hold me tight, of this I beg you please..

Pagancowboy And Luna_witch, A Letter He Wrote...
Oh, my name is Cherene and a really a good friend to LW, we've talked about PC and she cries all the time and today on esnips. She found a private message she can't delete: Pagancowboy writes: Hey Hon, I TRIED Leaving a video comment of me singing 'Can I Trust You With My Heart', but I somehow got disconnected towards the end of the song. I will try again after school tomorrow. I think mom only wants to hear me singing once while she is trying to sleep lmao. I Love You and I WILL try again after school tomorrow *Warm Soft Kisses* Love Always In Perfect Love and Perfect Trust. Jason aka Pagancowboy aka Rebeldragon@};-Heart Added in Luna_Witch on Jun. 27, 2007

Friendships Renewed
Recently I reconnected with an old friend from high school who I have not seen or talked to in 19 years. Her name is Catherine. She was someone who in my senior year in high school, I saw time and again. She was a vivacious, free spirited young woman captured my heart. We used to do just about everything together and it was always a joy to be around her and talking with her. The thing was is that I was a senior and she was two years behind me and to make a long story short, things didn't work out the way I would have liked them to turn out. I found her again while I was looking for old classmates for my 20th high school reunion next year. She had a link to a website where she now works, so I took a chance and emailed her. Now we are talking again, just like old times. She's joined Fubar now...she's on my family list as greenearthkitty. Now if I could get her to improve her page... Do I regret how things didn't work out between us? Sometimes, I won't lie to you about that.

True Friends
There are many people that we meet in our lives but only a very few will make a lasting impression on our minds and hearts It is these people that we will think of often and who will always remain important to us as true friends

Please Help Him Level
Happy Thanksgiving all..... Could you please help him level he is so sweet and only needs 7, 174 points to level up...fan/add/rate him for me and I will make sure he returns the favor....trust me he will bigjimmy@ fubar

Animal Joke
Animal Jokes A little rabbit is happily running through the forest when he stumbles Upon a giraffe rolling a joint. The rabbit looks at her and says, “Giraffe my friend, why do you do this? Come with me running through the forest, you’ll see, you’ll feel so much better!” The giraffe looks at him, looks at the joint, tosses it and goes off running with the rabbit. Then they come across an elephant doing coke, so the rabbit again says, “Elephant my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health. Come running with us through the pretty forest, you’ll see, you’ll feel so good!” The elephant looks at them, looks at his razor, mirror and all, then tosses them and starts running with the rabbit and giraffe. The three animals then come across a lion about to shoot up... “Lion my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health! Come running with us through the sunny forest, you will feel so good!” The lion looks at him, puts down his needle, and starts to be

Prayers
Dear friends and family, Prayers needs right away We have a real close friend Michelle, who’s daughter Alyssa a 2yr old beautiful little angel was severely burnt in a house fire The baby was trapped in her bedroom when a volunteer firefighter found her She was found lying on a bed in a smoke-filled room, "badly burned, but still breathing.” What we know right now is that it does not look good for Alyssa she is so badly burnt Please I ask of you to keep Alyssa her mommy and the rest of her family in your prayers Click here to go to the Charleston Daily News Artical

Native With One Testicle
There once was an Indian whose given name was "Onestone." So named because he had only one testicle. He hated that name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone. After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and said, "If anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!" The word got around and nobody called him that any more. Then one day a young woman named Blue Bird forgot and said, "Good morning, Onestone." He jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into the forest where he made love to her all day and all night. He made love to her all the next day, until Blue Bird died from exhaustion. The word got around that Onestone meant what he promised he would do. Years went by and no one dared call him by his given name until a woman named Yellow Bird returned to the village after being away for many years. Yellow Bird, who was Blue Bird's cousin, was overjoyed when she saw Onestone. She hugged him and said, "Good to see you, Onestone." Onestone grabbed

Bitch Vs. Woman
yeah this goes out to the real women out there, ya know the ones who are real, who are true... to the bitches fuck you! this ain't for the one bitch directly and i do mean this disrespectfully to the bitches that be disrespectin see and to the real women who stand by their men ya know a real woman who's down to put her man up on a pedastool the woman who give her man a key to the city a woman who's down to earth and cool not a bitch who lies and acts shitty ya know a woman who'll get the back of her man not talk shit behind him to get him damned a woman down to do whatever her man needs not a bitch who's like a disease just clinging on, droppin to her knees for any man that flashes the g's a real woman who'll love her man when he's out on his luck a real woman who'll suck when she ain't down to to fuck not a bitch who gets wit another dude not a bitch who acts shiesty and rude not a bitch who belongs in the hood hood rat hoes ain't got shit on a real woman caus

Changed
ONCE UPON A TIME I FEEL IN LOVE WITH A BOY HE PROMISED ME THE WORLD I TOLD HIM I WAS SCARED SCARED TO START ANOTHER RELATIONSHIP HE PROMISED HE WOULD NEVER HURT ME FOR AWHILE HE WAS RIGHT FOR AWHILE I COULD SLEEP AT NIGHT THEN ONE DAY WE HAD A FIGHT DAY AFTER DAY WEEK AFTER WEEK WE ARGUED ALL THE TIME I THOUGHT THAT WOULD LOSE MY MIND I LOVED HIM WITH ALL MY HEART I TRIED TO IGNORE IT I TRIED TO STOP IT BUT I ENDED UP DROWNING IT IT I LEFT EVERYTHING HE DID JUST BE I KNOW HE'D NEVER HOW MUCH HE IT HURTING ME I FELT THAT I HAD CHANGED INTO SOMETHING THAT I HATED THE JEALOUS TYPE THE DEPENDENT TYPE THE OVERBEARING TYPE I BECAME THE TYPE OF FEMALE THAT I BELIEVED QL; THE SAID THEN SOON STARTED TO FELL LIKE LEAD I JUST FELT HEAVY HEART I DIDNT FEEL REALLY SMART SO I DONE WHAT I HAD TO DO FOR ME I LEFT THE BOY BE I DONT FEEL THE PAIN I DONT FEEL DEPRESSED OR ANXIOUS OR SAD OR MAD OR DUMB I DONT FEEL ANTHING I JUST FEEL NUMB

Sex @ Work.
Sex At Work One of the worst things about having graduated to the "Real World" some years ago is the thought of work. It used to be that blowing off a class, getting stoned and listening to music all day while sucking down beers was the norm. Now, it's hit that alarm at 6:30 in the "ayem" and crawl to the office. Face it, if you don't do it, you get shit-canned, end of discussion. Sometimes, of course, the things that happen at the office make all the annoyance of having to get up at some ungodly hour and dragging your ass in worth it. Usually, it's something simple like writing a particularly clever program or getting a bonus or single-handedly convincing a customer to buy off a system that isn't quite ready. Then there are the *other* times, like what happened at work last week. Okay, so it's the summer. Summer used to be a time to hang out at the beach, maybe take a few easy classes (you know, shit like "History of Ancient Civilization" or "Figure Drawing and Painting")

Perfumes That Women Should Wear!
I am a bottomless pit of thrilling ideas, some bordering on not stupid, while most are just nuts. But here is one that I need to get a patent for – Perfume that Men want YOU (Women) to wear. Girls usually wear very nice perfumes which are flowery and sweet smelling. If you like these perfumes, more power to you. But for girls that are trying to attract guys, pay attention, and you could see more action than Hollywood. You, the woman, must hunt the hunter. Every hunter (woman) must set a trap (flirting) in order to catch (dating) their prey (men) for food (marriage). Now the prey is stupid, and usually springs the trap before it's even set. But if the trap isn't very creative (you're ugly), using bait may help - Enter my perfumes. I propose perfumes based on what men really want to smell: Food. I can just picture it – I'm strolling through the mall, minding my own business, when suddenly the powerful scent of sizzling bacon enters my unprepared nostrils. My

Thought For The Day Saturday 11/24/2007
A thought for the day from: Peter Britt "Tortured. Shall I breathe or shall my heart beat on? Surely inside me I know, these are both my life's blood. I cannot cease to breathe, nor can I survive without a beating heart. This dilemma consoles me not, it mocks me and cradles my darkness so tenderly. It asks me to follow a path, but I cannot clearly. My master deep within beckons that I release my pain, yet I hold it tight against my breast. No release this day, nor will any come for me. Forsaken, this is my path and it bears no fruit, only thorns for me to fight against with each step. Tomorrow no different, today is my destiny." ©2007 Peter Britt Krystal Vision Productions

I Feel Guilty
I dont understand, and prolly never will, the way we are today. I cannot grasp or even fathom the true meaning of our gestures, our comments...its all a game. And that bothers me. I just cant read people anymore, because the people of today arent morally sound. We dont believe in doing what's right. My definition of right and wrong, is apparently outdated. People laugh at my views and concerns. Like for example there is one problem that has been bothering me somewhat lately.....and I guess I needed to talk about it. I know im not the most beautiful woman in the world, or the most thin as most men like these women to appear today. Yes, ive got big boobs, yes ive got added weight. Yes sometimes I hate myself and the way I look, but no I wouldnt change my personality for anything. I love my weird sense of humor and love to be different than others. Its been hard for me to accept myself as someone who guys find attractive, for years I was told Im fat, and only would be approached f

Thanks Ragnard For Letting Me Use This!
A Different Christmas Poem The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and t he dar k of the night, A lone figure stood, his face weary and tight. A soldier, I pu

John The Farmer
Subject: John the farmer John the farmer was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young layers (hens), called "pullets", and ten roosters, whose job it was to fertilize the eggs (for you city folks). The farmer kept records and any rooster that didn't perform went into the soup pot and was replaced. That took an awful lot of his time, so he bought a set of tiny bells and attached them to his roosters. Each bell had a different tone so John could tell from a distance, which rooster was performing. Now he could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report simply by listening to the bells. The farmer's favorite rooster was old Butch, and a very fine specimen he was, too. But on this particular morning John noticed old Butch's bell hadn't rung at all! John went to investigate. The other roosters were chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing. The pullets, hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover. But to Farm

At My Most Beautiful - R.e.m.
I've found a way to make you smile I've found a way A way to make you smile I read bad poetry Into your machine. I save your messages Just to hear your voice. You always listen carefully To awkward rhymes. You always say your name, Like I wouldn't know it's you, At your most beautiful. I've found a way to make you smile I've found a way A way to make you smile At my most beautiful I count your eyelashes, secretly. With every one, whisper I love you. I let you sleep. I know you're closed eye watching me, Listening. I though I saw a smile. I've found a way to make you smile I've found a way A way to make you smile

My Thoughts
Motionless If time could stand still, I;d freeze it here So you'd always hold me , close and near. In your arms, where I am meant to be. Filled with the perfect love you've given me. A bond so strong a hold so tight. To know you're the one my Mrs. RIGHT. A blessing sent from up above, In you I've found my one true love. Our lives entwined to be as one, Upon this journey we've just begun. Where you and I will find no less. Than eternal love and happiness. This is what I hope will some day come true to me and that special woman.

Man I Love Vs. Man Who Loves Me
Lets clarify som thing in my mumm. IThe man I love I have known for two yrs. We just started seeing each other recentlly. Things seem to be progressing really well. Ive met his parents and he has let all his "brothers" to stay away from me cause im his. The problem is we havent sat down and actually discussed if we are going to date seriouslly. Now the man who loves me is also very sweet. I know I could be happy with him, but I dont know that I could love hime just yet.hence the proble,

Snake Eyes Radio!
*sighs* I have stayed away. i have been quietly supportive. promoted , etc even without being there. I have stayed away from what i belive to be the best Lounge on fubar for 1 reason! KEVIN. I knew he had been through enough drama, bullshit , lies etc . And I didnt want to see a great loung get brought down by bullshit. I think SER is amazing the best music best Dj's etc . But the drama will never stop if you are educated, beautiful, wealthy or otherwise popular. Its sad that such a fun site is always twisted. I really evealuated my actions, I admit in the past i may have provoked some conflict myself. but, out of respect for everyone at SER i was just laying low. I genuinely cared for a few people associated and wanted to see the Lounge more successful. nI even linked there player to both my private web sites . However as I was begged the past 2 weeks to come back, Lucky asked me again today. i did and no sooner then i emoted him did Skitz eject me . I then recieved a email,

Moving
hey all I just wanted to let everyone know that I am moving. I was going to move in may but I am moving a lot sooner than I thought I was going to. But things have came up that make it not possible to stay here. I will let you know on one reason why I am going. I dont stay where I am not wanted and where someone asks another person if they will pick between me and their family. Me I think family is always first in life. So i am moving to a place where I am wanted and loved. Two kids are going with me, the third one cant because of her father. He has more money than me and he will fight til I have no money to fight for her. But this isnt about that. I am just letting you all know a few reasons why i am packing and moving. I hope that this place that I am moving to works out for me and my kids. I will keep everyone informed! Hugs....

I Am Lost
i guess i am a kind of lost. its hard to realize that the person u luved is moving on...moving on and have his fun. well i heared today a lil advice, don't ask questions, you don't really want the answers. why u dont wanna hear it? cuz u shouldn't face the truth? truth is, i guess that everybody can have his fun. turth is that u can say u i luv u and dont mean it...oh heck i got no idea what the truth is... and maybe i shouldnt be nosy and asking question when the answer will hit me straight in my faice. well i usally dont tell anyone i luv u and then just move on and have my fun with somebody else. i dont have fun cuz the person what i think i do luv is not around...geezzz i dont understand nothing...i guess i am just a lil stupid german chic.. lol

Just Maybe.....
Maybe . . we were supposed to meet the wrong people before meeting the right one so that, when we finally meet the right person, we will know how to be grateful for that gift. Maybe . . . when the door of happiness closes, another opens; but, often times, we look so long at the closed door that we don't even see the new one which has been opened for us. Maybe . . . it is true that we don't know what we have until we lose it, but it is also true that we don't know what we have been missing until it arrives. Maybe . . . the happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything; they just make the most of everything that comes along their way. Maybe . . . the brightest future will always be based on a forgotten past; after all, you can't go on successfully in life until you let go of your past mistakes, failures and heartaches. Maybe . . you should dream what you want to dream; go where you want to go, be what you want to be, because you have only one life and on

The One And Only On Fubar!!!
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The Start Of Durgeres.
This is mine and only for fun!! How Durgeres came to be: Alright, allow me to introduce myself. My name is Durgeres and since the system wouldn't allow for my correct date of birth to be entered I will just tell you now. I was born a poor black child....oh, damn that's from the movie The Jerk I'm sorry. I was born (my 2nd birth/death) on a very hot and dry night in what is now called (or close to) Phoenix Arizona, USA in the year of 1171 AD. I just recovered from a long week of warring with a neighboring tribe. I went out to track a cougar that had been attacking our tribes horses and cattle. I was alone, when I sensed this strange and overwhelming feeling of desire for hunger. At the very next moment I heard, as if someone was whispering in my ear right beside me "What a dry and terrible piece of hell this land is!". I looked around, but there was no one there. Again, I heard, "Come now, do you think I'd let you see me that easily??" I thought to my self "I must b

Love
What is love? Love is something that two ppl say to each other. I believe nobody knows what love is. Any1 can say i love you and they can mean it and they may not mean it. There is a big difference between the word "I Love You" and "I love you and i need you". when some1 says they love you they normally mean it..when some1 say i love you and i need you they are lying..When some1 says they can't live with out you do you believe them? When some1 says they can't live with out you they are lying cause after you break up they are still living and seeing some1 new..I believe lust is where you think to your self do i actually want to spend the rest of my life with this person? Love is where you get a tingling feeling inside when you see them,talk to them,or just think about them and you know that you want to spend the rest of your life with them!

Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?
A contestant on "Who Wants to be a Millionaire?" had reached the final plateau. If she answered the next question correctly, she would win $1,000,000. If she answered incorrectly, she would pocket only the $32,000 milestone money. As she suspected it would be, the million-dollar question was no pushover. It was, "Which of the following species of birds does not build its own nest, but instead lays its eggs in the nests of other birds? Is it: A) the condor B) the buzzard C) the cuckoo D) the vulture The woman was on the spot. She did not know the answer. And she was doubly on the spot because she had used up her 50/50 Lifeline and her Audience Poll Lifeline. All that remained was her Phone-a-Friend Lifeline. The woman hoped she would not have to use it because her friend was, well... blonde. She had no alternative. She called her friend and gave her the question and the four choices. The blonde responded unhesitatingly: "That's easy. The answer is C: the cuckoo.

My Thoughts On The Passing Of My Family Member Sean Taylor, Redskin Legend
-- Erik Murray I did not know Sean personally but his death brings great sadness to my heart. Sean and I are from the same community in South Miami called Richmond Heights. He is a double hometown hero to me because he also played for the Redskins and for those of you who know me you know I was raised in Gaithersburg, Md. I left Miami when I was two for Maryland and returned to Florida 10 years ago. His death shows me that sad state of the world that we live in filled with all manners of evil and that to is why my heart is grieved. My brothers and sisters we must love one another for everyone that loves is born of God and knows God. In this terrible time of sadness, one thing does give me consolation. I believe Sean knew God, he was raised by a good Christian father who is the police chief of Florida City, which is a suburb of Miami and also where my mother grew up. I will see Sean again some day for my hope is built on the shed blood of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ who promised

Becareful What You Ask For
A young Canadian soldier was attending some college courses between assignments . He had also completed missions in Afghanistan . One of the courses had a professor who was a vowed atheist. One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He Looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here I am God. I'm still waiting.' It got down to the last couple of minutes when the young soldier got out of his Chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him; knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold. The young man went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence. The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the soldier and asked, 'What the hell is the mat

Sean Taylor Will Be Missed
WE HAVE LOST ONE OF THE BEST PLAYERS WE HAD ON THE REDSKINS SEAN TAYLOR #21 SAFTEY WE WILL MISS HIM ON THE FEILD AND PLEASE PRAY FOR HIS FAMILY AND TE REDSKINS ON MY PRAYER CHAIN. 1.DAVID POGUE, WE LOVED YOU SEAN AND YOU WILL BE MISSED

Shall We Dance?
My bed is lonely, and so cold too As I lay here alone and dream of you Oh, how I wan you desperately To ahve you here in bed with me To feel your body cover mine Our passion raw and unconfined Your manhood stiffen as I pull you near Whipsering my needs in your ear As I feel you enter me deep within' OOH, the pleasure your love instills As my body trembles with throbbing thrills OOH, my love! Deeper I beg... Surrounding your waist with the length of my legs My mouth at your throat, my teeth light graze As you're giving me all that my hunger craves Moving as one like the wave of the ocean Thrusting and grinding in Continuous mothon. Your name on my lips time and again Hugging you tightly so deep within' The sound of your breathing heavy and hard As urgency carries us over board Wrapped around you, as we roll over My hand holding your so prefectly tuned Moaning with pleasure like wolves howling in the night Slow and steady pace As my heart and your co

A Cynical Willyism For The Fuckin' Day 11/28/07 On Getting Old;
I know someone who says he's getting old a day at a time! Hmm the shit missed my teens, twenties, thirties, forties and just left me a fuckin' old fart! But better to be an old fart then a young premature... you get the idea! LMAO Thanks you know who!

Playlist For The Month Of September 2007.
Playlist For The Week Of August 28, 2007 - September 4, 2007.: Acheron - Tribute To The Devil's Music Carcass - Reek Of Putrfaction Carnivore - Retaliation Deicide - Serpents Of The Light Entombed - Hollowman EP Funerus - Festering Earth Grave - Into The Grave Gwar - Scumdogs Of The Universe Kiss - Kiss Immolation - Dawn Of Possession Macabre - Dahmer Megadeth - Youthanasia Mercyful Fate - Melissa Mercyful Fate - Don't Break The Oath Morbid Angel - Abominations Of Desolation Morpheus Descends - Ritual Of Infinity Possessed - Seven Churches Slayer - Hell Awaits Suffocation - Human Waste EP Testament - The Legacy Venom - Welcome To Hell Playlist For The Week Of September 4, 2007 - September 11, 2007.: Altar - In The Name Of The Father Beherit - Drawing Down The Moon Burial - Enlightened With Pain Cannibal Corpse - Tomb Of The Mutilated Cenotaph - The Gloomy Reflections Of Our Hidden Sorrows Dark Throne - Transilvanian Hunger Deceased - The 13 Frightened Sou

My First Blog/bunco
Ok....I normally LOVE to blog. You know, write about things and get them off my chest....problem is, does anyone ever READ them? I have a myspace page, and thought about using one from there...uh no, Fubar and all the wonderful people here deserve so much more! So here goes...my first blog. I am really finding that I enjoy this whole Fubar thing...don't understand it all yet...but I'm getting there. I really like that guys say I'm hot...a girl likes that no matter what they say. Why else would they be here? I came to Fubar because of a friend from Bunco...yeah, I said it...BUNCO! It's a place where I have found some fello SICKOS, who like to go on and sometimes we actually run people out of the game. I know you are sopposed to go to play a game...but people, how hard it is to just press a "roll" button? So, there's the chat box....and the people in bunco are so very cool. You have clicks and boyfriends and girlsfriends...even fighting! woo hoo...now who doesn't LOVE d

Lets Say Thanks
Something Xerox is doing If you go to this website, www.LetsSayThanks.com you can pick out a thank you card and Xerox will print it and it will be sent to a soldier that is currently serving in Iraq. You can't pick out who gets it, but it will go to some member of the armed services. How AMAZING it would be if we could get everyone we know to send one!!! This is a great site. Please send a card. It is FREE and it only takes a few seconds. Wouldn't it be wonderful if the soldiers received a bunch of these? Whether you are for or against the war, our guys and gals over there need to know we are behind them... IF YOU DO ONE, PLEASE COMMENT THAT YOU DID IT!!

Amazingly Simple Home Remedies~laugh And Be Well
1. If you're choking on an ice cube simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat Presto! The blockage will instantly remove itself. 2. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold while you chop. 3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink. 4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer. 5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button. 6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you'll be afraid to cough. 7. You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape. 8. Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them. Daily Thought: SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES. NOT

Peace, Man-- My Religion
I'm Brittiny. I'm only 19, yet some describe me as "19 going on 2 going on 21." I can be the biggest kid in the world, but I'm still more mature then many my age. I've seen many things that are wrong in this world, and I've also seen many good things in this world. I cannot truly say one way or another whether the world we live in is either good or bad, yet I can say that everyday I see more and more things that need fixing. Since the age of 13, after denouncing my involvement in the "religion" of Jehovah's Witnesses, I was an atheist. As I continued to grow, I saw more things that grabbed my attention, and I changed religions constantly. I'm pretty sure that my family quickly grew irritated with me, despite the fact that each time I could voice my reasons quite well. Soon after, I was agnostic, the hopeful side of me not sure if their was a "God" out there. That was the shortest religion ever. I think that lasted maybe a school year, before I decided that their was no "God" and th

Laid Off...
so i just found out today that will be getting laid off from one of my babysitting jobs next week until chase's daddy can go back to work.. so less money coming in on my end.. so i'm gonna take a new babysitting job.. the people that live next to us just had a baby.. she wants me to watch a baby boy for a few days or so.. so that will help with more money coming in.. but i'm gonna miss chase i know he is 1 almost 2 and drives me crazy sometimes but i love him he is pretty much my nephew.. i hate it when people get laid off around christmas but hey what can you do... yeah i found all this out today when i called blake on his lunch break to see what he wanted me to lay out for dinner before i came over here to wait for the girls to get off the bus... blake works with his brother in law which is chase's daddy.. i mean i'll have chase some during the week when rodger has to do other things but i won't get paid the full week.. but oo well what can you do... :)

Ku Klux Klan???
The Alabama preacher said to his congregation, "Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now, I want the party who did this to stand and ask forgiveness from God and this Christian family. "No one moved. The preacher continued, "Do you have the nerve to face me and admit this is a falsehood? Remember, you will be forgiven and in your heart you will feel glory. Now stand and confess your transgression." Again all was quiet. Then slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blonde with a body that would stop traffic rose from the third pew. Her head was bowed and her voice quivered as she spoke, "Reverend there has been a terrible misunderstanding. I never said you were a member of the Ku Klux Klan. I simply told a couple of my friends that you were a wizard under the sheets. "The preacher fell to his knees, his wife fainted

Reasons To Allow Drinking At Work :
The below are valid reasons as to why drinking should be allowed at work. If you use them wisely, you may even be able to convince your boss into allowing alcohol. 1. It's an incentive to show up. 2. It reduces stress. 3. It leads to more honest communications. 4. It reduces complaints about low pay. 5. It cuts down on time off because you can work with a hangover. 6. Employees tell management what they think, not what management wants to hear. 7. It helps save on heating costs in the winter. 8. It encourages carpooling. 9. Increases job satisfaction because if you have a bad job you don't care. 10. It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work. 11. It makes fellow employees look better. 12. It makes the cafeteria food taste better. 13. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they are wasted. 14. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable. 15. If something does something stupid on the job, it will

This Is How I See Myself...
Lost in a Portrait Trapt I analyze everything, I know what you mean I answer by questioning all that I need And I want to, to surrender I want you to see all the sides All the faces inside of me I see I'm not perfect, but that's all I see Lost in a portrait, in a picture of me This can't be everything I see That my canvas is incomplete Your color's everything to me And my canvas will set me free My outline is solid and made up of crime And the things that you say just burn in my eyes I want to, to surrender I want you to find some comfort In the spaces between the lines I see I'm not perfect, but that's all I see Lost in a portrait, in a picture of me This can't be everything I see That my canvas is incomplete Your color's everything to me And my canvas will set me free This can't be everything I see That my canvas is incomplete Your color's everything to me This can't be everything I see That my canvas is incomplete You color's everything to

I Remember
For Tina I remember the time you said you loved me. I remember the time you didnt want to get off the phone with me. I remember the time you would call me and text me. I remember the time you used to laugh when I joked with you. I remember the time you called me your babe. I remember the time you never cared about the minutes wasted. I remember the time you considered me your number one. I remember the time you fought with me. I remember the time you would forgive me. I remember the time I would forgive you. I remember the time you wanted to marry me. I remember the time you only had me in your heart. I remember the time you could tell me anything. I remember the time you would tell me the truth. I remember the time you started to lie to me. I remember the time you said you hated me. I remember the time you hurt me. I remember the time I hurt you. I remember the time we made up. I remember the time you used to come after me to work it out. I remember the time

My First Fubar Blog
Blogs frequently make me nervous; it's not easy to be witty and fun the very first time on a new blog...egads, what if I make a Fubar faux pas and don't even know it :o Anyhow, my very first day on Fubar coincides with my 29th Wedding Anniversary...which deserves capitals...no one gave us even 12 months starting out... Life is fun, all in all. Or I guess it is if you look for the fun; my goal is to laugh loud and hard daily :D Anyhow, if I do mess up, miss a shout out, don't do something I should or do something I shouldn't, please bear with me...I'll get this place figured out eventually!

Another Day
so just another brick on the wall... it is always darkest before dawn they day and it true...but its been one looong night and I am ready for the sun....always look to the future and the goodness one can create and experience Solid Rock Forever: Saved by grace, not by ourselves, but it IS a gift from God Eph 2:8

Good Black Men
"A Good Black Man" Good Black Men are indeed all around us. We pass them on the streets, in the malls and the halls at work. Most we can't see because we don't know what a good black man really looks like. He usually isn't flashy enough or rich enough to turn our heads He might not wear a suit or drive a Lexus. He might not have a "body like Tyson with a Denzel face." But, as you mature, you realize it's better to find someone who's got your back than someone who turns your head. A good Black Man doesn't agree wholeheartedly with everything you say. He doesn't just tell you what you want to hear and do the opposite. He doesn't declare how sensitive, sweet, caring, sincere, yada yada he is (he won't have to because it shows). He has his own opinions and you may clash, but he doesn't have to degrade you to prove he's right. He even admits at times to being wrong, especially if you are willing to do the same. A good Black Man is not going to meet every item

Winter
I guess its here now. Snow and sleet this morning,40 degrees and windy. Its supposed to turn to rain this afternoon. Then its supposed to snow 2 or 3 more times this week. Greeeaaattt! Time to dig out the big boots and the sweaters.

Monday..12-2-07..10:15 A..m.
hello-just wanted to let my dear and great fu-family/friends know that I hv dialysis today/then i hv to go do laundry..yuck. So i may not b on here till later tonite...hope y'all hv a great day...**huggzz** Roann.....P.s. I also hv new pics to b rated abd stop by "MY Christmas Tree"..located in my blog and leave me a present..lol...c y'all later...

Why Does The Keep Happening?
There are times in my life where I feel like I give far to much of myself to someone or something and I always end up feeling disappointed with the results. Why is that? It usually happens in love (or lust as some may call it), but I have noticed in friendships as well as careers. I find myslef putting my heart, soul, and feelings out there, and when I reel the proverbial "line" back in, very rarely is there anything on it but despair, heartache and disappointment. Is there something wrong with me that prevents people from understanding my affection and feelings...and I just an unlovable person...is there something that is very un-attractive or un-likeable about me? I would surely hope not, because I believe in my heart of hearts that I would and could make a woman very happy. If anyone has any suggestions, please feel free to hand them out. Much Love, J

Hi Peoples!
Its almost time for me to go home. Just thought I'd mention, in case you didn't know, they re-set all the picture ratings so now you can re-rate pictures on a weekly basis. Soooo ....... since its happy Hour and all, go rate away!!!! Have a good evening everyone. And to everyone in the Northeast - drive carefully!

Karma
Karma Karma is the concept of "action" or "deed" in Dharmic religions understood as denoting the entire cycle of cause and effect described in Hindu, Jain, Sikh and Buddhist philosophies. Karma is about responsibility. It is a link between two or more souls from one or more lifetimes. A karmic debt is something you supposedly owe another person, or they owe you form another time line. As all is parallel, the matter of karma, the wheel of karma, are soul connections in parallel realities. Now we get caught up in the games of emotions, family and friends and what are called soul groups who plays in different realities/games together as friends and lovers, soul mates. Here we find things owed and games played out that even we can not often make sense of. The explanation of karma can differ per tradition. Usually it is believed to be a sum of all that an individual has done, is currently doing and will do. The results or "fruits" of actions are called karma-phala. Karma is not about

My Pregp
Well.... I already had my lil girl McKalya she will b 1 1/2 the day after Christmas.... Well we found out I was pregnant again... except this time not so good... I found out I was pregnant when I was 5 weeks n 4 days... Well when I ended up bein 6 weeks n a day... I get told the blood work i had done went from 1000 n somethin all the way down to 500.. so I ended up havin a miscarriage... Well thats all imma say for now toodles ya'll LOVE ME ALWAYS, *~* TONYA *~*