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Morning Ambiance
erotica @ myspaceclipart.com In the morning ambiance, I allow you to come to me. I am in an alter state, A place where I like to be. Slowly you take my hand in yours, And say that is where you want me to be. Hand in hand, By your side, I would never be lonely or blue. Wrapped in serene love, Living total tranguility. Like sitting on the oceans beach, Watching the waves crashing down. Nothing could stir inside of me, What you are capable of. The warm tropical breeze, Touching me, Just as though you are there with me. Taking me into eternity, The love you came back looking for Dee Parenti All Rights Reserved

Global Warming???? Let's All Make Gore Rich!!!!
Before Gore started the global warming thing, and now, his net worth is over ten times greater! Read on.... this is from the Canadian Free press: Global Warming: The Cold, Hard Facts? By Timothy Ball Monday, February 5, 2007 Global Warming, as we think we know it, doesn't exist. And I am not the only one trying to make people open up their eyes and see the truth. But few listen, despite the fact that I was one of the first Canadian Ph.Ds. in Climatology and I have an extensive background in climatology, especially the reconstruction of past climates and the impact of climate change on human history and the human condition. Few listen, even though I have a Ph.D, (Doctor of Science) from the University of London, England and was a climatology professor at the University of Winnipeg. For some reason (actually for many), the World is not listening. Here is why. What would happen if tomorrow we were told that, after all, the Earth is flat? It would probably be the most importan

My Year Monument To Easter
As a point of ethics, I do not celebrate Easter. Christmas. Thanksgiving. Or really, any other holiday, come to mention it. Mostly out of ethics, but also because I simply don't find any of these days more special than the next, or the last. They simply are. But, my point of ethics is; I am not a hypocrite. Easter and Xmas are Xian holidays (as well we know), and as I am a nihilist, or an out and out athiest for those who cannot process nihilism, it would be inappropriate for me to celebrate these holidays in any context. It would be h y p o c r i t i c a l for me to celebrate them, and I do my best to not be a hypocrite. Also, I have a minute speck of respect for these religious blokes, and I'm not going to hinder their fun, I'm going to sit off to the side, smoking cigarettes and watching Captain Kangaroo. Nonetheless, I can feel quite festive, and this is one of those moments, so here are some Easter tidings from Bill Hicks and Eddie Izzard. -ahem- But, not in that order.

Good Friend
hey! this guy first introduced me to fu last fall....then he left the fucker!!! LOL! anyway..new account. please show him some love. pan adores him..enough said????? he is cool trust me! i want him to MUMMM! rOckNrOllsCar11@ fubar thanks guys!!!1

Lmao
how's this for stupidity... My dad hated this one neighbour in particular so one day decided to lob a rock through his window, and followed through on said plan. Now here's the dumb part. A certain amount of minutes later he went back and repeated said process, only to nearly hit a policeman standing inside looking over the damage. How I came out smart no one knows

Hippity Hoppity Hell
OK, let me start by saying thank you to everyone who placed bets on what sorts of idiocy would go down today at the Easter dinner from hell. I’m sorry to inform you all that as horrific as some of your predictions were, none of you even came CLOSE to the truly jaw dropping events which transpired (No D, not even YOURS compares) For those of you who are unaware of what exactly I am referring to, my parents took it upon themselves to not only invite my ex husband to have dinner with us but also to invite him to spend the day with them at their home and SPEND THE NIGHT as well. Its pointless to go thru all the little things that happened that made the day excruciating. Allow me to jump right to the punchline. Within 5 minutes of dinner starting, my mother had introduced John to the waitress and was giggling about how cute she was and maybe John should give her his number. Then she proceeds to have a 10 minute conversation with him about how she just wishes he could finally find a go

Funny Tales...
'Lizard Birth' If you have raised kids (or been one), and gone through the pet syndrome, including toilet flush burials for dead goldfish, the story below will have you laughing out LOUD! Overview: I had to take my son's lizard to the vet. Here's what happened: Just after dinner one night, my son came up to tell me there was 'something wrong' with one of the two lizards he holds prisoner in his room. 'He's just lying there looking sick,' he told me. 'I'm serious, Dad. Can you help?' I put my best lizard-healer expression on my face and followed him into his bedroom. One of the little lizards was indeed lying on his back, looking stressed. I immediately knew what to do. 'Honey,' I called, 'come look at the lizard!' 'Oh, my gosh!' my wife exclaimed. 'She's having babies.' 'What?' my son demanded. 'But their names are Bert and Ernie, Mom !' I was equally outraged. 'Hey, how can that be? I thought we said we didn't want them to reproduce,' I said

Little
Little hands and little feet. A little smile I'm glad to meet. Little eyes and little ears. Little giggles and little tears. A little soul. A little boy. Mommy and Daddy's pride and joy. A little man is born today. Hes ours to keep. Hes here to stay. © Brett Harper

My Dieing Wish For My Bitter End
My Dieing Wish For My Bitter End" Slice my wrists and erase my past. End my life and make it fast. Empty my veins of the life therein. This life of emptiness, this flesh made of lust, dust, and sin. Grind my bones to dust and smash my eyes. Slice and dice up my tongue and all its lies. Burn my remains and scatter my ashes to the wind. This is my dieing wish for my bitter end. Tear these stitches I don't want to ever mend. Let me bleed, let me die, let me transform, let me transcend. For these tired eyes need and ever seek the deepest rest. Eternal sleep in deaths illusive, dark, and twisted nest. So... Grind my bones to dust and smash my eyes. Slice and dice up my tongue and all its lies. Burn my remains and scatter my ashes to the wind. This is my dieing wish for my bitter end. © Brett Harper

Inconvenient Truths
The dust is settling over the flap involving Barack Obama and his pastor at Trinity United Church of Christ in Chicago. The presidential hopeful delivered a rather stirring and generally well-received speech last week in response to the Rev. Jeremiah Wright’s rather intriguing comments about race relations made during a sermon. Most of you should know the story by now: Of course, mainstream (er, conservative corporate media whore) press outlets salivated over what they considered the most incendiary of remarks: "We bombed Hiroshima, we bombed Nagasaki, and we nuked far more than the thousands in New York and the Pentagon, and we never batted an eye. We have supported state terrorism against the Palestinians and black South Africans, and now we are indignant because the stuff we have done overseas is now brought right back to our own front yards. America’s chickens are coming home to roost," Wright said, implying that the United States was partially at fault for Sept. 11. "The gover

Bobbie Parkers ( Rio) Bull Shit
received: 03/23/2008 08:39 am Ahhh Harold...I am one of a kind..and its not all good. As you have seen, I'm possessive and jealous...I want a one woman man....cuz thats what he will get from me! Loyalty, honesty, integrity, passion, love, affection, compassion, passion, companionship, love, passion...lol You get the idea....I'm old fashioned in this regard...no compromise..no settling. Just a few hours later she told me that she had a boy friend the whole time! Talk about a lying hypocrite

I Like Even Numbers :d
Subject: FW: 4 Favorite Things questionaire 1) Four places I have lived : 1. Cali (Born surfer chick hehehe) 2. Colorado Springs, CO 3. Henderson, NV 4. and now, Long Beach, MS 2) Four TV shows I love to watch: 1. Heroes 2. Dirty Jobs 3. Anything on the History and Discovery channels (except the Surgery shows...) 4. NCIS 3) Four of my favorite foods: 1. Organic fruits (Strawberries, kiwi, grapes, oranges, mango, cantelope, coconut, green apples, pineapple, etc...) 2. ITALIAN FOOD! 3. Steak (actually, any type of beef...) 4. Salmon 4) Four places I would rather be right now (in no particular order): 1. Maui, sipping beers on the beach with my Boozy 2. AZ - just to see my new nephew, my friends and my family 3. Oregon so I could be surrounded by big trees and pretend I was a fairy lost in the forest (I like this answer Meg!) 4. Ireland, Greece, Italy... cos I am adventurous deep down within (and this one, too!) 5) Four people that will respond: 1.

Tuesday 3/25/08
today so far kicks ass.... my neighbor nikki has been like M.I.A. for like a few years.... so we went for a walk for like a mile.... we talked bout the good ol' days and totally had a good time.... shes seein an ex cop who got kicked off the force and blah blah.... crazy shit... but it was totally awesome to hang with her again after not seein her for a long time..... so im happy with that.... were goin out 2nite to see a moobie round nineish.... shes cool.... very pretty girl... to bad she fucked most of her life away..... she'll always be a friend tho... so thats awesome. and totally cool if she can stay on the straight n narrow. richard peirce

Loose Ends
LOOSE ENDS Current mood: peaceful Category: For Me Goals, Plans, Hopes I have tie up loose ends now, but whatever isn't completed by now may not get finished today or tomorrow. But I'm not givein' up. I matters most now, so I'm keep my attention on my goals even if they seem to be slipping away. I'm remember, the momentum I'm building will help me later on in life.

Driving Together.
As we drove I stared out of the car window. Thinking many things.Many things. The air was warm and I let my left hand hang outside, my fingers playing on the breeze. Grass is tall in the country party of where I live. It bends and blows along the highway as we drive. Just a wave of green. The sky was more grey then blue. My sunglasses rested on my nose. And I though of many things. All of the people who were once in my life. And the handful that are still standing here. I shake my head and light a cigarette. "Did you know I love you?"Melanie stated. Her tone was singsong and she placed her right hand onto my left. I smiled softly. "I know." I looked at her. "Did you know that I love you as well?" She laughed. "Of course I do! I've known it since we were 12!" I laughed with her, and then smiled thinking about the shy girl that I was then. It was picture day, my hair was nearly perfect (or so I thought) and I asked to borrow her lipgloss. The rest...is 20

Taking Chances
Don't know much about your life. Don't know much about your world, but Don't want to be alone tonight, On this planet they call earth. You don't know about my past, and I don't have a future figured out. And maybe this is going too fast. And maybe it's not meant to last, But what do you say to taking chances, What do you say to jumping off the edge? Never knowing if there's solid ground below Or hand to hold, or hell to pay, What do you say, What do you say? I just want to start again, And maybe you could show me how to try, And maybe you could take me in, Somewhere underneath your skin? What do you say to taking chances, What do you say to jumping off the edge? Never knowing if there's solid ground below Or hand to hold, or hell to pay, What do you say, What do you say? And I had my heart beaten down, But I always come back for more, yeah. There's nothing like love to pull you up, When you're laying down on the floor th

Sweet Torture
Sweet Torture Tonight to the bed you find yourself bound, Deprived of motion, sight and sound, What. When. Those are the questions, Trembling slightly with anticipation. A gentle breeze caresses your skin, Soon you know it will all begin, On your nipple a drop stabs like a knife, Your Master as started with ice. The nipple hardens, standing tall, As drop after drop begins to fall, A small cry escapes from your lips, As the ice connects with your nipple's tip. Around and around the nipple it goes, Arching your back and curling your toes, As the ice quickly turns to warmth you moan, With the tongue swirling around the nipple you groan. Teeth scraping the nipple, you shiver, Sucking it in deep, now you quiver, A tingling now starts at your toes, As your sweet juices start to flow. Feeling my weight lift off the bed, Straining, searching, turning your head, A nervousness fills you at what might be next, But the excitement makes you oh so wet. You j

The Kiss
The Kiss I am writing this story for a very special lady in my life, I have never kissed her as she lives in a different country, and I will probably never get the chance to, so this for her. As I held him and looked longingly into his eyes I could feel that he was going to kiss me, so I readied my lips in anticipation, But I was surprised when his lips touched my eyelids first, so softly as to be barely felt, and then I felt his tongue, caressing my skin with such desire that I almost fainted. The short, fine hairs on the back of my neck rose as his lips moved slowly to my ears and he traced them with his tongue, then using his lips he nibbled my ear lobes, I could hear, as well as feel his gentle breath on my skin. My legs were trembling and I clung desperately to him. I had started to sweat, and his tongue scooped the small drops from my flesh, I moaned, and , at last, his lips found mine. I could smell my sweat on his breath as his mouth moved slowly closer to

The Calmness In Our Lives
I am passing this on to you because it definitely works, and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives. By following simple advice heard on the Dr. Phil show, you too can find inner peace. Dr Phil proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started and have never finished." So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos, and a box of chocolates. You have no idea how freaking good I feel right now !!!!!

Wasted Days
This silence is deafening the pain I will share Reliving the days that I couldn't bare. Loving you with all my life you hurt me again I deal with the strife. I muster the courage to leave you today Hoping you won't find me I can only pray.

Iraq War Shows Limits Of Us Power
By John Simpson World affairs editor, BBC News Since the invasion of Iraq in 2003 I have spent almost a year of my life here, reporting on the conflict. US soldier and armoured vehicle south of Baghdad - 10/03/2008 An increase in US troop numbers has helped contain violence I have witnessed a disturbing amount of death and injury, and several of my friends have lost their lives. Others have become refugees and asylum-seekers. It has lasted almost as long as World War II and cost almost as much. Only one of its original aims, the overthrow of Saddam Hussein, has been achieved. Of the other aims, one was unobtainable because Iraq had no weapons of mass destruction to be destroyed, and the other - bringing democracy to the Middle East - has been indefinitely postponed. Nothing new in any of this, of course. Anti-war commentators have repeated it all again and again, while pro-war commentators mostly avoid mentioning any of it. More importantly, the war has shown th

Crushes
well i get to actually looking at my home page and notice that i have 6, yes 6, crushes... i'm callin' ya'll out, who are you and why do you have a crush on me.... xoxoxo suzy PSPSPS........ come on you chicken shits!!!

My Secret Place
THERE IS A PLACE KNOWN ONLY TO ME WITHIN MY WORLD OF DREAMS A SECRET ROOM A HIDING PLACE NONE OTHER HAS EVER SEEN A QUIET ROMANTIC HAVEN HERE PASSION LIVES ANEW A WONDERLAND OF SIGHTS AND SOUND RESERVED FOR ME AND YOU FAR BEYOND THE STRESS OF LIFE I HAVE RESERVED FOR TWO A LOVELY SEASIDE VILLA ABOVE THE OCEAN BLUE A SHANGRA LA FOR SUCH AS WE SWEET LOVE IS WAITING THERE A PARADISE OF HOPE AND DREAMS EACH NIGHT YOU JOIN ME THERE SWEET MUSIC PLAYS WITHIN THE NIGHT A CAROUSEL OF DREAMS WHIRLING AS A SPINNING TOP ITS LIKE YOU'VE NEVER SEEN A WORLD ALL OF MY MAKING DESIGNED AND BUILT FOR YOU FAR BEYOND ALL THAT YOU'VE KNOWN IF ONLY IT WERE TRUE WHEN LIFE AND TIME ARE TAXING WHEN PRESSED INTO EXTREMES I MUST ESCAPE AND GET AWAY THAT IS ALL I NEED AND SO I GO TO OUR PLACE MY SOUL ONCE MORE RENEWS FOR IN THIS WORLD OF FANTASY ONCE MORE I AM WITH YOU.................. GARY SMITH

Leprechaun Hunt
Leprechaun Hunt It was an overcast day and the gentle rain was slowly drizzling down over my Grandmother's cottage roof, but nothing could take away from the beauty of her Ireland. The grass was green and soft, and the cottages, although old, were beautiful to wander amongst. From somewhere in one of the winding, narrow alleys the sound of a fiddle reached my ears, and I could hear the laughter of the country people as they gathered to dance to the lively tune. The only thing missing was my leprechaun. Granny had told me when I first arrived, that if I found a leprechaun to hold on to him until he gave me his pot of gold, but all through the school holidays I had seen no sign of one. My friend, Joelene, told me of a small hillock on the outskirts of town that was rumored to be a fairy mound, and together we spent many pleasant hours lying in the soft green grass waiting to see a fairy, telling silly jokes and giggling, and almost every time rolling do

Worthless Medal
A hero lays now before us Draped in the flag of his land Having died serving his country In defense of our freedom he did stand People have all gathered together Their lasts respects they come to pay Saying their praises of this hero As in this hallowed ground he will lay I hear the calling of the sound On a grassy knoll a lone bugler does stand The notes fall across this bed of green As God reaches out his welcoming hand A medal is given in their honor Telling of wounds this hero did receive A meaningless medal in my hands I now hold Worthless to me in my heart I do believe No medal can replace the loved one before us A worthless medal this day I did receive The flag is presented in honor of this hero Folded in silence and respect to the brave Laid into my trembling hands as I sit there Rather my hero I wish they now gave Tears fall from sad filled eyes in silence A pain fills our hearts as there we sit The loud report of rifles fired into the air The heart of

My Life Thur My Eyez
MY life has been nothing but, a rollercoaster ride.Lots of twist n'turns.and, Never Ending.. Had a house and pericous things,kept it up for a few years to come. And with no time, I noticed some changes, that came out of no where..And one day the wrost thing came true,and out of nowhere, my dad was in a coma and never to come out.. and, in days he was gone.i never got to tell him just how much i loved him,or he would b deeply missed.. All of us went our seperate ways,never being able to look at each other.or even comfort one another.. one family that was,actually was nomore.. I just didn't care any more, i didn't even care if i lived or died.I just knew that i did not want to exist anymore..no more patti is all that went thur my head.. so, instead i had a nervous breakdown.. i just snapped into.. could not do anything abt it cause i needed to stay strong for my mom and their grandchildren. but, to no avail i just could not.. i crashed and, i have been trying to pick up the pieces ever s

Cleaning Friends..
Decided to post this to see what friends I have.. If I see you read this I will keep you on if not, then I will delete you. I have been accepting requests and trying to be nice( going against my profile) of cours eit has bit me in the ass. SOOOOOOOOOOOOO lets see if I have any friends after this one.. At least I will know for sure. For those I talk to regularly please still say something, maybe it will show the others what a friend is.. thanks for your time. I will give this a few days just for people who might not get on that often. I know we all have lives, but still ya could stop by once in awhile...

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30 Days Of Night
I know what you're thinking, another vampire movie. And in some aspects, you are correct. But in a twist, it takes place in Barrow Alaska, which has a month of darkness, hence the title. I'd first like to compliment the casting person. They did an excellent job of putting the right people in the right spot. Not once do you look at the person, and say that there is no way that they could play the part. Usually there's one or two per movie, but not here. Next I'd like to compiment the special effects people. They did some gore, but didn't go overboard. In today's overboard society, they did a great job of reigning themselves in. The acting was good. There was very little overacting. It seems like an unknown cast, but you will recognize a few of the actors, from similar sized roles in other movies. Josh Hartnett was the biggest star in it, and he was pretty good as the town constable. He had a horrible haircut, but he was in Alaska, and he usually does. But his acti

Jeff Walker Plf2
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Jane Says
OK so the names don't fit but.... Jane says I'm done with sergio He treats me like a ragdoll She hides The television Says 'i don't owe him nothing, But if he comes back again Tell him to wait right here for me or, Try again tomorrow' 'I'm gonna kick tomorrow...' 'I'm gonna kick tomorrow...' Jane says 'Have you seen my wig around? I feel naked without it' She knows They all want her to go But that's ok man She don't like them anyway Jane says 'I'm going away to spain when i get my money saved I'm gonna start tomorrow' 'I'm gonna kick tomorrow...' 'I'm gonna kick tomorrow...' She gets mad And she starts to cry Takes a swing but she can't hit! She don't mean no harm She just don't know... What else to do about it Jane goes To the store at eight She walks up on st. andrews She waits And gets her dinner there She pulls her dinner From her pocket Jane says 'I've never been in love - no' She don't know what it is She only knows if

In The Storm
Thunder rolls and lightning strikes Lovers touch in the pouring rain Face to face their passions rise above the clouds Breast to chest their miraculous caresses float Lips press gently together and bring Waves and chills down their spines Smooth skinned thighs wrap around one another Rhythmic pelvic movements bring moans and heavy breaths A moment of oneness cloaked in spring’s tornadic blanket Pressure builds as pulses pound They lay down in the wet grass Heavy rain unnoticed while groping and rolling silent screams of nature calls them higher Touch me! Touch me! Feel me! Hands work in unison to appease Light butterfly kisses become like a lion’s meal Ravenous bites add more fuel to the flame Soaked clothes torn in a ceremonious removal Thunder Rolls and Lightning strikes While both shake and groan Joyful reverence to the upcoming finale Her pink wet swollen lips pressed against him as the hairs entwine and still the

Silent Scream
I heard your silent scream I see your heart tearing at the seams I see the fear in which you hide I hear it everytime your soul sighs Forcing yourself to wear a smile Shaking like a leaf all the while I sit and watch the fear in your eyes I see it as you force yourself not to cry I can't deny what I have seen But nothing speaks louder than your silent scream

Lady Kate
A dear friend of mind made this for Lady Kate and I couldnt agree more with everything she said. Please keep this goin and help her reach her goal of becomin fubars newest godmother before Friday. I will be doin everything I can to help her out. Much luv to everyone and a lil extra for Kate! xoxo -cotton Okay ya all i got to bring this to ur alls attention I got the very dear friend & she just simply amazes me!! She been fighting a fight tht no1 should go through but yet SHE WONT give up.... It's not in her nature!! The Fight she is fighting is The Fight Against Cancer!! Which she has been fighting for awhile... She has gone through surgery after surgery treatment after treatment & is still fighting the gd fight She has the strenght like no other person i knw.... The

Hmmm
I am sick of peoples lies here and what jealousy does to you. I am very greatful to the people i have met. If i have said anything bad to you it wasnt me. It was someone else! I have too much love in my heart that I wouldnt hurt anyone but I guess thats not enough huh? Well im sorry to the people who thought i said somethin gbad to them when i havent. I love you all who actually believe me too. It means alot. I don't know what i'm going to do about it but ill just let it go and let things take the trail.

You Know This Is True
A simple bitch will tell you not to fight, it aint worth it. *A real bitch will say beat her ass and look at the crowd and say " NOBODY better jump in". A simple bitch will let another bitch know she can back the fuck up or get knocked the fuck out. *A real bitch will just knock her the fuck out!!! A simple bitch tells you, she's had enough to drink. *A real bitch tells you we need another shot, we bout to get fucked up! A simple bitch goes to the club with you and sits down. *A real bitch goes to the club with you and says lets show these simple bitches how we do it. A simple bitch wonders who your new man is. *A real bitch know that mutha fucka's first name, last name , his birthday, where he lives, who he's related to, what kinda car he drive's, where he works, how many babies mama's he has, and how many bitches he is talking to right now!!! A simple bitch thinks the friendship is over when you have an argument. *A real bitch lets you know that was fucked up, but I lo

Hanoi Jane Drops Barack Bomb
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If I Could Sing Just One Song To My Dick...
Now I know what you fuckers are thinking, "This bastard has lost it!" Well I will admit my sense of humor would make Ron Jeremy blush like a school girl, but the truth is I just look at my dick in frustration, and simply shake my head and say, "What the fuck have you gotten me into"? "I hope she will make me a sammich before she leaves. " Oh and hold the mayo"!!!!

The End
as of 11 pm this evening, candace and i decided that our marriage is over. tomorrow or monday we are filing paperwork to get the divorce ball rolling. the kids are staying with her and i will be granted visitation only as it stands now. she holds all the cards and maybe she can make that fly for now, but there is no way in hell i am satisfied with it, and you can bet i will be fighting tooth and nail for my kids. i cannot imagine any kind of fulfilling life without them. i'm really fucked in the head right now so i dont have too much to say...but thanks to everyone who has been there supporting me through the last year or more that some of you have known me. i'm not gone for good, but i have much more important things on my plate right now, so i will see you when i see you. ♥ davey

Little Does He Know
He thinks Im jealous Because hes with her Engaged to be married As he was once to me Little does he know Im glad they are together Keeps him from me He has no clue Im now with you Your much better Make me much happier So much he doesnt know

Nesting
(Yippee. I haven't cross-posted for some time. Well, there's a streak that's gone to pot.) It’s about damn time my body’s almost through fighting whatever damn bug got me this year. I’m only coughing a lil bit these days! Yippee! Yeah yeah! Which of course means I’m now healthy enough to begin the annual Spring Cleaning. Yep, we do that here. But the real surprising thing is, I’m not only looking forward to it this time around, but I’ve jump-started it. I’M the one running around the house, uprooting people and moving more furniture, and detailing out what’s got to be done next. And that brings me to something else I’ve been meaning to blog about for some time. I keep having this real strong urge to clean the kitchen, the bathroom; buy nice things for said rooms, and just generally make things comfy. I’ve caught myself admiring new towels, washclothes, shiny new utensils and kitchenware, household cleaners, brooms, mops, baskets for the bathroom, cute lil containers to hold th

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April Poem-a-day Challenge Day 4
It's day 4 of the April Poem-A-Day challenge and today's prompt was to "write a thankful poem". This one was particularly challenging for me since, as a rule, I don't write happy/upbeat pieces. Hopefully it's not too horrible. Thanks Without much further hesitation, but still a little trepidation, I'd like to show appreciation for all that's gotten in my way. For all the challenges presented and opportunities prevented, although they were at times resented, have made me who I am today.

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To Me (start Of A Poem That I Wrote For One Of My Best Friends)
I look at you and admire your stance of royalty To me you are a king who can conquer any adversary successfully You are determination, success and drive As you set your mind to do something ...you do it with great pride. Beautiful soul I see a loving, caring, and compassionate man Daily you face the struggles of life as you keep that head up high You are intelligence, strength, and the product of love shared between two. To me there could never be another person quite like you. Raquel P. Lopez

My Camping Trip
So I went camping this weekend with my dad and stepbrother. My dad knows some guy from work that goes about 4 1/2 hours away to a real great place to camp and fish every spring. We went two years ago and there were 5 of us - me, dad, bro, dad's friend, and some other guy (Ray). This year there were 14 the 5 from before and 9 all new redneck boys from WV. Oh my goodness. These boys were real down-home Mayberry good ol' boys toting pistols and chewing tobacco. They are nice folks, but WOW. Anyway, I came into work today (even though I am sore head to toe) and was telling my boss about our dinner on Saturday evening when we were eating like kings beef roast, pork roast, salmon, trout, baked potatoes, corn) and his comment was "oh, healthy huh?" So I continue to tell him about how it started raining around 8:30 that evening and he said "I would have been hiking back to the car after about 1/2 hour." The hike is 2 miles with about 40 pounds of gear on your back. Here comes the jok

Beautiful
Never really thought much of myself Still dont really consider myself all that pretty Yet I dont consider myself ugly either I find myself average Even though many tell me different I dont think Im beautiful looks wise at least There are so many different types If you think someone is beautiful... Is it their looks Or their personality you are looking at Each one of us has a little beauty You just have to know where to look So when you think someone is ugly Remember someone else may not agree They may find them very beautiful

Pain 2
There is a pain within this heart, My pain within my sadness through my eyes, My eyes are like a burden that you can see right through me, No pain I ever felt was that one single broken heart that had been left behind and never got a chance to be healed, There is way out of this pain but somehow I can’t see it, See the light, the hope, the happiness I once wanted to feel, Now I ever feel is this sadness, this pain, this heartache, A pain within these wall I can hear it say, There is no way out, No way to wash away the pain, The pain I feel.

Love
I love to see you smile And I love knowing that I caused that smile I love to see you happy And I love knowing that I caused that happiness I love to look into your beautiful eyes And I love the way I fall into them I love it when you hold my hand And I love having the courage to grab and hold yours I love to tease and torment you And I love it when you tease and torment me I love it when you touch me And I love to touch you I love rediscovering how beautiful you are each time I see you And I love realizing how attractive you make me feel I love wanting so badly to kiss you And I love the way you want to take things slow I love the fact that you still want to be my friend And I love that I want to be yours I love so many things about you But the most important thing is: I Love you!

Door Mat....
I must have welcome written all over me, for as much as I get used like a door mat. Geez, I don't know what I did to deserve it. I break my neck for people and I get nothing back. I guess I'm too nice, or overly annoying. People just find it real easy to use me and then walk away. So, I'm only good enough when no one else is around, then when they are I don't exist. I'm always around when they need help yet they go to someone else to talk to. Or if I try to talk to them they ignore me, but they can talk to everyone else. that's just a slap in the face to me. They give me compliments and all that B.S. and then they do that crap(The guys especially.) It just sucks. I guess I'm not interesting, or hot enough anymore or whatever. Not that I ever was though. Well, I'll get even less interesting and fun very soon not to mention I won't be around very much either so I guess when they're bored and have no one to talk to maybe they'll think twice.

Battle Of The New Rock Music 04/08/08
Sunday Thru Thursday Nights at Midnight Eastern time will be a Battle of the New Rock Music. Your Votes Decide which song will move onto the Next Night to Battle a New Challenger. Tuesday 04/08/08.. Last Night It Was: Papa Roach - Be Free (champion) V.S. Chevelle - The Fad (Challenger) The Vote Was a Total Blowout 1-9 Chevelle - The Fad Was Victoriouse And is your New Champion and Will return tonight With a New Challenger. Make Sure to Tune into Dirty Deeds Radio With Me, DJ NiteWolf to see who will Prevale as Tonights Champion.

Little Things Lost
i am completely hopeless... i am stronger than this i know, but for some reason i cannot let this go. i cannot keep to this road or i will completely self destruct. i hate for the first time in my life. and i don't like how it makes me feel. i don't want to be here, stuck in my head. in a hell created by someone else. i want to my life back. i want to feel again, something other than the blackness inside. to be the person i know i am, not the fragile corpse i am now. lost my mind, lost my heart, lost my love, lost my soul.

Time To Caress My Soul
Serenade my mind with poetic tunes Clinging to my individualistic beliefs Traveling beyond the realistic Materialistic, linguistic fixes Unintelligent, negligent experimental Forgeries ignorantly presented as reality Skipping the necessary legalities Romantically healing my soul Confessing my emotions to the world At least to someone that matters Pretending not to hear the pitter patter Of my heart beating endlessly As a sweet melody conveys my feelings Caressing my soul, Stripping away the imperfect beauty That I posses inside Resonantly moving through my chest Mingling, Tingling my spine Resting on my conscience Bearing my innocence to one Even the harsher more demonic part No longer catatonic, tongue twisted Reminiscent evidently I resented The poorly presented notion That I must be properly represented And cared for even though i had never been told It is now time for me to Caress my own damn soul

The Dance
This poem won me the right to use the title Poet Laureate, and put me into the top 10 poets and poems in the world The Dance And the dance it went forevermore On dew draped leaves on forest floor And each dancer knocked upon a cottage door and the dance it swelled by one soul more And the dance it swept throughout the town Each foot keeping beat each face a frown And the fairies they laughed at the antics of men As the dance wound from the town down into the glen And onwards they marched each foot to the beat Until naught did remain 'cept the tapping of feet And the silence it reigned the dance is no more and the dancers, they dance forevermore

Missing You
I am missing you my son. My life has been a mess, I cant seem to mend what has been undone. I am missing you my son, everytime I see the blooming flowers, wish to God that I had the power. How can I let go? I feel the pain as it begins to rain, cant seem to break these chains. They are wrapped so tight, cant keep you in sight. The light that use to burn so bright. is slowly fading, into the distant sky, i begin to cry, with broken wings I cannot leave the shore, had to close the door, cant fight this war, it begins to pour. I am really missing you my son. the sun will never shine. Things will never be the same, I never wanted this fame, I feel so ashamed. Can I ever really say goodbye, not knowing the reasons why. I am missing you my son.

A Soldier's Letter
Dear Mom and Dad the heading reads The date sits idly off to the side The postmark is smudged from all the handling The letter is held in trembling hands, opened wide I miss the all the things that we had each day The days here are long and stress does run high The sun beats down on us relentlessly As I sit here under this smoke filled sky I can smell the stench of burning flesh from a fight Heroes gave their lives in a valiant cause I am writing this in between tears for my comrades I shed For a second the war has come to a pause Mom I miss the meals that each day you would make The ones filled with love and tasted so good I miss that smile and watching you as you worked Making time for us all, whenever you could Dad I miss the words that you gave to me to learn Trying to follow in the footsteps of a great man like you Seeing how you treated all that you happened to meet The respect that each would always give to you I miss the family and special times we shared

My Poetic Fairy Tale (once Upon A Time) Chapter 1
*Awhile back I wrote a poetic fairytale. So over the next few days, I will be reposting the chapters of that fairytale. Don't worry, there will be more original pieces inbetween.* Once upon a time there was a man Who lived his life taking a stand Went about his day being a knight in shining armor Saving damsels in distress from uncertain horrors Never asking for anything return Not even a thank you or an encouraging word Always hearing about men and thier evil ways Refused to be like them until his dying day At the risk of sounding selfish, he began to wonder Why do all the damsels always run to another Still he carried on his self imposed duties And continued to rescue damsels and wonder at thier beauty But every now and then his mind would run astray Often wondered if he had the strength to carry on this way See this knight dreamt of being a king The only piece that was missing was his queen And to this day he wonders if fate wi

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Bound by chains of desire Stuffed and suffocated Dreams are so far from this place Tortured ideals and broken promises Left alone with this deceit ....This wakeful nightmare Night after night Birds bed for early morning release Grey light streaming through my windows Kissing my entwined eyelashes.... I hate you as much today as I did when My eyes brought me to sleep In the depths of last nights disappointment.

Mr Woodcock
Let me tell you, Mr Woodcock, portrayed by Billy Bob Thorton , is half of my gym teachers rolled up into one. Andat the time I didn't appreciate them, but now, in the days of political correctness, and insurance ran gym classes, I sure miss them. Seann William Scott comes home to get the key to the city, and finds out his mom is marrying his old gym teacher, who "tortured" him, in gym class. Mr Woodcock is smarmy, unforgiving, and all over his mom. His character is a best selling author of his help book, Letting Go, a book about letting go of your past, and moving on. Of course, he can't let go, and the funniness ensues. Ethan Suplee was funny. Of course, he plays the same character over and over, so he should be. Amy Poehler played his alcoholic book signing road manager, and she was hilarious. Billy Bob was good in this also. Every time he does a comedy, I just feel like I need a shower, because he comes across as creepy dirty. Stiffler(Seann William Scott), and he'll alway

For You
i miss u daily and think of warm soft deep kisses in the nite -- ur hands touch me and im burning with delight as i lose my souls serenity in ur eyes ... ur smile a wicked reminder of memories in the making and of the times to come in which im lost all over again.... time and time again i search for the reason for the feelings i have for u - deep feelings of atonement for past mistakes and future pleasures. tears for the blessings i see in ur smile pour from my heart in ectasy. my children are my life but you have carved out a place so precious that i cant compare it to anything i have ever known but bliss in its purest form rises to my mind as i see in u, my other. your devotion and sweetness, unconditional and honourable, have led my heart down a path of understanding that abides in the light of day thru the darkest moments. i define this feeling as love but its undefinable in its truth and beauty. i offer no restrictions on my heart. i give to u unconditionally all tha

April Poem-a-day Challenge Day 14
Oops, forgot to post yesterday's poem in the April Poem-A-Day Challenge. Prompt: "So, today's prompt is actually inspired by a song I love by Feist. The song is called "How My Heart Behaves," and the prompt for today is to write a poem with the title "How (fill in the blank) behaves"--with the poem inspired by whatever you put in that blank." How Insomnia Behaves I lie in bed and rest my head, but still I can't unwind. Busy chasing stray thoughts racing all around my mind. Should be sleeping. What is keeping my mind from standing still? Being awake is starting to break what remains of my will.

Our Love Is
nice day too Our Love is like a River~ Our love is like a river that runs forever deep unseeing around the bend knowing together we'll keep some days are so very blue basking in the beautiful hue while other days are grey reflecting the clouds that grew some days are lightly lazy like a slow moving stream other days seem choppy we both just want to scream our love is like a river long and running strong our love is like a river nature's living song

Cowboy Take Me Away
When I was a little girl(the one still inside me)..my Dad showed me the wishing star.He picked me up and we looked out my bedroom window.He told me what to do and how I can have and be anything I want. I thought but not for long.My dad comes from the bush,I had a morally decent upbringing filled with good principles.We watched a lot of movies.Westerns lol. I wished for a cowboy.I think maybe at the time I was hoping it was gonna be Robert Duvall or John Wayne lol(still waiting)Though my life and heart has gone in many directions,always I am brought back home to that wish.

Online Love
In the mumms today a girl posed this question: "Is it possible to fall in love online, and will it last?" Thinking that those of you who didn't catch that mum just might enjoy my answer, I saved it for you here: "It will absolutely be the bestest thing that ever happened to you! You will marry a man named Karl next June. You will soon have twins, and you shall name them Justin and Andrea. Justin will become a gay pornstar, and Andrea will become a professional alligator wrestler. Your husband will eventually become rich and powerful, but on his 45th birthday will dump you for two blondes named Inga and Helga. You will receive millions of dollars in the divorce settlement, though, and go and live in Paris, where you will become a world-reknowned fashion designer. You will die in you 90's, wealthy beyond your wildest dreams and beloved by all mankind, and there will be a glistening cloud-city built in your honor." I hope that blew enough hot air up the silly little bunt's skirt.

Oh God...
Pain. owies. *cries* Standing for 4 straight hours while close to 9 months pregnant isn't the best of ideas I've found. I hurt. I need a hug. Ew lord I need a shower. I need to go to fucking bed since I have to be up early* for an appointment. Bah. *early is relative. Considering I got home around 330am, then having to get up around 10 is early. I don't care what you say. Wah.

As I
As I look into your sweet face, I can still remember the place. That I met you there, With your silken hair, And the fragrance of your embrace. As I stand by your side, I have nothing to hide. But I don't understand, Why you'd still hold my hand, And believe I had lied. As I whisper in your ear, Only words that you can hear. `If love you would give, Then for you I'd live,' And forever hold you near.

For Her
I am her master her protector the one whom keeps her safe and warm she wears my collar in love and she does as I wish her loving servitude is thanked by my love for her. No one or nothing can ever harm her for my hand of protection is by her for her enemies they will be met by my wrath. As her master what she feels and ponders on is important to me for it makes her whom she is and I love her dearly my woman, my love , my submissive.

~~updates About My Health~~
i am often asked about my health issues or why i am at the hospital.so i decided to take the time to let people know what is going on with me. i have what is called Interstitial Cystitis also known as I.C..it isn't life threatening but but no known cure is really there for it nor is there a real reason behind I.C..i take pills to help with it all but at times they don't help.I.C. does affect my life in many ways.certain foods,allergies,stress,and yes even sex causes the I.C. to have what is called flare-ups and remissions. so i took the time to get the info for it and share with the people that want to learn about my illness..and here it is....... Interstitial cystitis (IC), also known as painful bladder syndrome or bladder pain syndrome, is a condition that results in recurring discomfort or pain in the bladder and the surrounding pelvic region.Pain levels can range from mild tenderness to intense, agonizing pain.During flares, patients may also experience the “IC Belly,” a s

Lost If A Sea Of Misery
Ok maybe I am having a bad day,week,month year or something.....I'm just wanting to escape for even if a brief moment from my so-called crazy ass,screwed up,messed up life. I feel lost in a sea of misery that just doesn't seem to stop flowing. My pain is far more and deeper than anyone will ever know. I have had so much go on and it just never seems to stop. I can't seem to break away from this cycle of misery,destruction,let down,confusion....I am at a point of going crazy and almost feel like I am about to lose my mind. The need for escape is essential and much needed before terminal breakdown occurs. I know its coming but to stop it before it occurs must come quickly. My need for sanity is like breathing at this point I need to breathe but feel like I am being suffocated slowly. Sweet surrender would be quite painless but in the end more pain from somewhere else and far more essential to the point of no return. I try to take a step back and think of what I have done wrong to screw t

Hope It Quits Raining!
Finally we are moving! I can't wait to get out of this house! Probably won't be on much tomorrow, SO I will tell ya all see ya later, tonight! Hopefully I will be back on Wednesday..if not it will be soon! I will miss you all!

Lust And Love
Cummmmmm For Me Sweet Lady Cummmm lay down beside me sweet lady ....sweet girl. However you call yourself is music to me. The girl in the woman is evident to me ...and I love her dearly. The woman in you is my strength. She is wise ,she will help me. Now whisper in my ear your desires and sing music to my Soul. Stroke and touch me in all the places that kept you warm and fulfilled in your fantasies. Cummm to me as a feeling that knows no time or space. Fill me with desire when I am weak from a terrible reality. Lick and taste me ....feel pleasure rise from skin tougher than leather. But most of all taste my heart and take the pain of my existence away. Connect your desire for me with my love of pleasuring you. Stroke the point of my desire ....it is where the heart beats to ultimately.....it is where new life will cummmm from. Taste the finest nectar I can offer without shame or guilt .....i know love and I have connected it with what I do and create. As I offer you my s

What A Surprise.
I wanted to thank whoever gave me the blingpack. I was in the process of buying more and noticed that there was 10 credits in my account. Hmmm...? Dont remember seeing any mail or notice that they were there or who bought them for me. Unless, I was REALLY high and I'm sorry if I forgot ;-) Thanks again =-)

Pebblesinaz Bulletin
I have so many people to Thank! So many of my friends and friends of friends stepped up to help me win my 30 day blast and I adore you all! tappinit ~~ Proud Owner of PebblesinAZ && babygirl_01 ~~ Humbly Owned by Blairmare@ fubar ❦ ĦƐЯ ✌ϢѺⱤȽÐ ❦®@ fubar ♫DJ Crazy_Momx4♫ ~FU_OWNED BY Mr. Diamond~@ fubar ~K@NS@S*~*~GURL~@ fubar ~~♥~~(~☆Ðå Ìrï§h þrïñ¢ê§§☆~)~~♥~~W.¥.K.Ð~~@ fubar (¯`·¸•´¯) Thru_a_diff_i (¯`·¸•´¯) In love w/my baby Mark@ fubar oab

Buying The War
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Gently Bentley."
Many males are fixated on penis size, the whole idea that bigger is better. I get questions from University and College students wanting to know about "jelqing" to make a penis larger. I had never heard about it, so I asked my urologist contact and he had never heard about it. Then I got an E-mail describing the process, so I went back to my urologist, filled him in and he was less than enthusiastic. So, here is the procedure. Take it with a grain of salt. Take a towel, soak it with hot water, (not hot enough to burn your penis.) Wrap it around your penis and hold it for 5 minutes, this relaxes and allows more blood flow to your penis. Apply lubrication or Vaseline and massage your penis to ¾ of an erection. Then, making an OK sign with your index and thumb, firmly grip your penis at the base, and slide your hand down to the head of your penis. This is one jelq. Continue this by alternating your hand, "milking the penis" downward. The head of your penis will fill up with blood a

Sunday Afternoon
With my head laying on your chest I can feel the steady beat of your heart. As I run my hand up your arm stroking your bicep, down across your chest. I notice your heart starts to beat faster. The lower on your chest I go, the faster the beat. Lightly running my fingertips across where your waist band would be awakens the beast. Roughly you grab me and flip me onto my back. Your lips cover mine...stiffling a giggle.

The Best Lawyer Story...
Charlotte, North Carolina A lawyer purchased a box of very rare and expensive cigars, then insured them against, among other things, fire. Within a month, having smoked his entire stockpile of these great cigars and without yet having made even his first premium payment on the policy the lawyer filed a claim against the insurance company.In his claim, the lawyer stated the cigars were lost 'in a series of small fires.' The insurance company refused to pay, citing the obvious reason, that the man had consumed the cigars in the normal fashion. The lawyer sued and WON! Delivering the ruling, the judge agreed with the insurance company that the claim was frivolous. The judge stated nevertheless, that the lawyer held a policy from the company, which it had warranted that the cigars were insurable and also guaranteed that it would insure them against fire, without defining what is considered to be unacceptable 'fire' and was obligated to pay theclaim. Rather than endure lengt

Updates For Tuesday 4/22
Good Morning/Afternoon Everyone! Profile of the Week: crazybitch83''MEMBER OF DEMON CREW''Drop by her page and show her some love! She needs 2K to level. If Crystal levels and you would like to help others also level. Please visit my blog at http://www.fubar.com/blog/143440/630129 and start working on everyone else. I have them in order from fewest points needed to most. I will also update it each morning. We also have an unofficial contest going on at the moment. Scooter is in my contest where the top prize is a 30 Day Blast or a 3 Month VIP Since round 2 of the Battle of the Sexes has not started yet please help them out with some comments as much as possible! These are Unofficial contests/giveaways so you are not obligated to, but it would be nice. Please welcome our newest member.... Mystic Wolf Woman(Demon Crew)~CLUB F.A.R.~@Dylon's Diva Mafia @(Fu-Angel)[Lollipop Gurlz Club]Make sure you drop by and welcome her to the family if you have not done so a

My World, Today.
"i’m talking bout things that i know...." Current mood: confident the other post was from early march, when my heart was breaking and my life seemed in shambles. you need that to understand my words today... there's a saying that when a door closes, God opens a window. i've had a lot of doors close on me this year and last, people that have turned their backs on me when i called them friend and forever. i admit i've turned my back in turn, to protect myself and to keep from being made a fool again. i have worked hard over these past years to find my happiness in me, and so easily did i let people take that away and in turn starting shutting others out, never letting friend or love get close enough to me to count. i got used to feeling alone, and preferred it. when those doors closed on me lately, i think i started changing right then. it took being broken by those i thought i could count on for me to see what my true worth is/was. i'm mad cuz i'm back to that place

Nuckin Futs!
well my VIP runs out on the 25th and I sure would like one spotlight before it does, if I have helped u and rated u and sent you cash for things help a brother out and let me get the spotlight before my VIP expires, I will work for it, do whatever u ask within reason of course LOL So please help a friend and send me some cash! I will rate stashes pics whatever to make it just don't ask for NSFW pics LOL I don't take 'em!

Brand Name Condoms And Their Slogans
1. Nike Condoms: Just do it. 2. Toyota Condoms: Oh, what a feeling! Who can ask for anything more? 3. Diet Pepsi Condoms: You got the right one, baby. 4. Pringles Condoms: Once you pop, you can't stop. 5. Mentos Condoms: The freshmaker. 6. Flinstones Vitamins Condom Pack: Ten million strong and growing. 7. Secret Condoms: Strong enough for a man, but pH balanced for a woman. 8. Macintosh Condoms: It does more, it costs less, it's that simple. Point and Shoot! 9. Ford Condoms: The best never rest. Have you Driven a Ford Lately? 10. Chevy Condoms: Like a Rock. 11. Jeep-Eagle Condom: There's Only One Jeep (sold in singles only) 12. The Saturn Condom: A *Different* Kind of Condom 13. Dial Condoms: Aren't you glad you use it? Don't you wish everybody did? 14. NY Lotto Condoms:

Credit Card / Debt Card Readers...cant We All Just Get Along?
Good Morning. Am I the only one that wants all Credit/Debt Card Card readers to be the same or what? I mean come on already. No matter if you do a Wally world or major store chain why not have them all the same. The Midwest is a haven for Martin’s Stores, but it seems Martin’s you have to tell the cashier whether it is credit or debt and you can’t slide it thru before they allow you too, apparently they have to punch in your blood type or your first born name and sex… Now it is not so at Wally World or Miejers you can slide your card thru and be clear all the way until the receipt comes slowly out. Here is another store if you have them near you that even does it a different way. It is Gordon’s a bulk food minimum frills but bulk quantity is their motto and mostly work in the catering industry but do sell to the public. Their card reader you have to educate. You must push Debt or Credit first, and similar to a Lowe’s it also has to be educated where as it will prompt you on various que

042008 Fluffy Starr Blog
VLOG: "My Video Games" It is sort of a video response to my last vlog. Here, on Fluffy Starr TeeVee. Also an interesting new feature has appeared on YouTube... If you click on any video, you'll notice a graphic of a tiny TV now. If you click it, you can switch the resolution, from "standard" to "high". So those with fast connections can reap the benefit of seeing me more clearly. Haha! So go re-watch your favorites, where I look the most stupid. Have a nice lazy Sunday, y'all! x Fluffy.

The Devils Princess
Sweet angelic child, skin stained with the beauty of death A child lost and afraid Her name forgotten, never again to be said Ash collides to ground as footprints are left beneath smoke Her tears consuming the blackness seen through her eyes She walks in the dark her skin covered in tattered lace Her cries for a new life consumed by the evil inside Blood and tears blend as they fall from her sky She tells the story of a shattered friend The story of how death chose her life to live and not to end She sat there watching the darkness take her family away Than cursed her with the taste of immortal misery No longer needing another breath She screams in silence wishing the pain would vacant her troubled mind The voices tearing at her faith binding the bind of lost time Everything she touches parishes as the darkness begins to cry Crying of laughter as another soul dies Wishing to be doomed to a place far greater than this hell Fingertips twitch as desire of safety seeps fr

Something To Take With You
Go placidly amid the noise and haste, and remember what peace there may be in silence. As far as possible without surrender be on good terms with all persons. Speak your truth quietly and clearly; and listen to others, even the dull and the ignorant; they too have their story. Avoid loud and aggressive persons, they are vexations to the spirit. If you compare yourself with others, you may become vain and bitter; for always there will be greater and lesser persons than yourself. Enjoy your achievements as well as your plans. Keep interested in your own career, however humble; it is a real possession in the changing fortunes of time. Exercise caution in your business affairs; for the world is full of trickery. But let this not blind you to what virtue there is; many persons strive for high ideals; and everywhere life is full of heroism. Be yourself. Especially, do not feign affection. Neither be cynical about love; for in the face of all aridity and disenchantment it is as pe

Thinking Of You
Just sitting here and thinking, Thinking my thoughts of you Dreaming of how things would be If you were right here too. I hope that things are going The way that you had planed I only wish that you were here And I could hold your hand I dream of being with you Of being by your side Of waking up beside you of love that we won't hide I hope one day that you'll be more Than just a dream at night That I can bring you happiness And love with all my might But until then, I'm here alone There's nothing else to do Than dream of you and count the days Until I'm there with you

In Memory And In Honor
Our calendar is comprised of 12 months and 365 days. Each day has a special meaning to someone. Each one an annivesary of something. Weddings, birthdays and certain milestones are all things we celebrate. We look forward to them coming each year. However there are other events which occur that we don't celebrate. We simply remember. We choose to remember because the event shouldn't be forgotten. September 11, 2001 is one example. April 27, 2007 is another. April 27, 2007 is just another day on the calendar to many people. But it is a day of great pain to others. It's a day that a life was saved and two were lost on a lonely road in Iraq. On a dusty, dirty road two young honorable men died while serving their country. In an instant their worlds ended so very far from home. Two lives, one 20 and one 21 cut short before they truly began. Now on the one year anniversary I remember them along with the families and friends they left behind. The memories of that day will never fade. With

Kid's Story: Bath Time
It was bath-time and Silvina LOVED watching the children in the bath, laughing and splashing and squealing in delight, but today there was something special, something wondrous and new, "Bubble Bath". She didn't know what "Bubble Bath" was, but the children were SO excited, and so was she. She loved new things, and when she heard the water being run into the large, white tub, she quickly flew to the window to watch. The bath was full, and she watched as the mother took a mystical bottle from a high shelf and poured just a little into the bath, and then called the children in. They came running and squealing, and were almost as excited as she was. Clothes flew everywhere and soon the tub was filled with two squealing girls, splashing and having so much fun she could hardly wait until their mother left the room so that she could get a closer look. "Silvina" cried the girls, "Come look at the bubbles." and she watched in awe as the air filled with shiny balls that she c

Dragon Colors & Types
Dragon Colors Green Dragons - Green Dragons are the smallest so many people think that makes them the weakest. While they are not physically powerful, they are the dragons of the earth element and are in a way very material beings. Green is the color of life, and these small but important dragons are full of it. Gold Dragons - Golds are the chivalrous knights of the dragon world. They honorable, brave, kind, wise, and very good in the field of Magick. They enjoy taking on other shapes such as humans and animals and mingling with that species. However, they are often too trusting and quick to make promises that they can't always keep as well as they would like to. They are keepers of the peace and would only attack someone if provoked and in self-defense only. Yellow Dragon - These dragons of the east typically live in deserts, mountains, or plains. They are very helpful when they need to be. However, they can be quite boastful and fickle at times. Red Dragons - These southe

Yer Hobbies
Its dawned on me , i dont know what a lot of u like to do in yer spare time. I been taking up writing again, why i write so many blogs, as practice. Actualy bout to finsh a short story n if u'd like to read it n give me yer opion let me know.That n leatherworking n knifemaking too. Something to keep me occupied when i have spare momments. Been having to do more construction to help pay the bills since lots of folks cant afford to have gunsmith work done.Everybodys broke n thats all there is too it.Gas n grocies cost soooooooo much n paying the bills , everyone ends up broke. Like my grandpa use to say anit got 2 nickles to rub toghter. But what kinda hobbies do yall have. Interests too, things u do in yer spare time?Hope io get lots of feedback on this one.

Vay Cay! Waaaaahhhhhoooooooooo
I fukn love LA. so far...im havn a blast. hangn with friends...causin trouble...and werkn hod! coachella was gnarly and totally worth it... now im on vacation for a few days. mon till thurs. night... weather is fukn bomb. the sushi rocks... all expenses are paid...and im only 6 days into my work season. FUKN RAD! i love this shit. meetn new ppl n friends....havn a blast....and most of all.....kikn ass n takin names!.... so ill be on as much as i can.... but my fu time is getn harder to do..... so wish me luck fukrs... n see u all when im done tearinj up the US! RP!

Tricky
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Beware Of The Virus!!!!!!!!!!!!
PASS IT ON!!! CHECKS START COMING OUT ON MAY 2ND Be careful folks Subject: Fwd: 2008 Stimulus Economic Refund Scam > Very Important! They're already getting started... I just received an email, supposedly from the IRS.gov. Claiming that I needed to click on a link and fill out the necessary information to receive my 2008 Stimulus Economic Refund. Don't be fooled, it's looks legit and very real. I checked on the IRS.gov site, and they clearly advise against responding to the email, and against opening the link, as it may place a virus onto your computer. They note that they do not correspond with anyone via email, and that it's a scam. If you should receive this email, please forward to: phishing@irs.gov. Please pass this on and be aware!!!

Marriage
Im getting married next year june 13th atleast i think i am. Do not really know If I am anymore have to deal with crap with the guy im with. Do not know If he really wants to get married, he says he does but everyday talk he asks like he dont want to meet me. And his sister takes over his life and he has to ask her if he can come down and be with me, i think thats very wrong. And she keeps telling him no. So I guess marriage wont happen. I just want to cry sometimes, I wanted a good life a husband, kids a job. But with this guy I dont know If it is for real or not.

Breast Cancer
April 25, 2008 (Day 20) Today is the day...only 4hrs and 15mins until I found out my fate. I have a little anxiety and not going to lie, am scared as all get out. Am praying for the early stage but if it's further along than that, then I just deal with the hand I am dealt. When I got home from work yesterday, I opened the door to find an envelope to fall to the ground. It was a card from one of my "great girlfriends" (Wendy). She herself is going through some medical issues but she put herself aside to take the time out to cheer me up! That's why I love her so much! I want to share this quote that she wrote in the card. I am going to try my hardest to use it as a daily part of this whole process. "Patience is also a form of action" Thank you Wendy for being a part of my life and such a great friend! Feeling: Little bit of anxiety and definitely scared but with that being said, am keeping a positive attitude that I can deal with the outcome today.

Looking Back, Cuffed Gagged Stuffed
For those who don't know that pretty much describes my sex life. It now describe last night stalker dream. Yeap this fucker decided to twist it around again. This time it was like he was watching like they are all separate Quicktime movies, ever sex encounter since I lost my cherry. For those of you who don't know my first time was young and not what you'd call willing by all parties involved (me). The 4 guys were very willing. I'd never kissed a guy before. Don't fret, they showed me my destiny. They turned me into the kinky little whore you see today. WHO LOVES BEING STALKED. Now my dream stalker is watching those first 2 years and everything after that. He's even watching the times "i made love". He seems to watch those again and again. He even watches me cry, after those discusting events. He seems to get off on the footage of the few times I played with myself, watching me go into the deep depression afterwards. MMMMMMM, I'm really getting the idea that thi

To Whom I Speak & Why I Am Being Harassed::
For Those of You Who Are My Friends, Family and Fans, I wanted to explain what has been going on with my salutes... My photography is self taken with professional equipment...as such, I have been accused of faking my salutes. I then submitted a webcam salute which was approved as well by bouncers with much discussion as I hated the picture myself lol but the person that will not be named in this blog kept harassing me...and then reported the Salute NSFW which it was not just to have it removed again. This person started posting bulletins about me around Fubar including the Stiletto Girls which I just happen to be a new member of. They treated me kindly which is why I joined the group and to share my photos. I love all of you who have been kind of enough to rate my photos...and I appreciate you. I dont know why this person has been mean to me. I have no malice towards anyone on Fubar nor will I. Every single one of you is a living person on the other side of your compute

What Does A Blind Man Driving, A Cop Chase And A Fake Check Have In Common?
Good Morning but where do I start… the cup run’th (I would not make a good renaissance dude) over with stupidity today. Let’s start in Texas… Where a man has been accused of attempting to pass a $360 billion check, which he claims was given to him by his girlfriend’s mother to start a record business, Fort Worth police said. Charles Ray Fuller, 21, of Crowley, was arrested on April 22 on an accusation of forgery, police said. Police responded to a report of a man attempting to pass the check about 4 p.m. that day at the Chase bank in the 8600 block of South Hulen Street, Fort Worth police Lt. Paul Henderson said. The personal check was not made out to Mr. Fuller and when the bank contacted the check owner, the woman said she did not write a check for $360 billion. Mr. Fuller was also accused of unlawful carrying of a weapon and possession of marijuana, Lt. Henderson said. He may also face a theft charge in Crowley. Lt. Henderson said he did not know if Mr. Fuller and h

Another One
night and day the night is dark, the day is bright, the night is cold, the day is warm, the night is fun, the day is work, the night has the moon, the day has the sun, the night is for drinking, the day is for not, the night is for sleeping, the day is for not, the night is for telvision, the day is for school work, the night is for sex, the day is for no regrets>> bedrock

Slut.
you taking me, stripping me slowly, taking my hands and pulling them behind my back, cuffing them there, wrappping my hair in your fist and jerking my head back, biting my neck, then turning me, pushing me down to my knees, unbuckling your pants, and pulling your cock out, stroking it in front of my face while i look up at you, then taking your cock and smearing the head across my lips, wetting them with your precum, then slapping your cock across my cheeks and lips, then pushing your cock into my mouth, your hands in my hair, feeding me your cock slowly...

Graduation
Graduation should by a time for joy and happiness, although sometimes being sad (high school days)being the end of an era and the starting of a new one. At least that's what most think and feel. In my opinion, last night's Graduation if that's what you call it was more of a floop. The new President, did a comedy act for the last half of the students, while we were lining up so the first half barely knew what to do. We went in one isle got through the ceremony which was ok. At the end of the ceremony instead of everyone going out and up one isle (as we did when I got my Certificate last year) they vacated the quickest route and went up both directions. I'm not sure what they thought of that in the long run but I only hope next year they give better instructions to everyone. This year they actually did Valedictorian and Salutatorian of each department. One would have thought, with my 3.98 (22 A's and 2 A-'s [where A=4.0 and A- = 3.70] = 3.975) instead of someone having 23

Up For Auction....buy Me............
IM UP FOR AUCTION AGAIN!! CHECK IT OUT COME BID ON ME CLICK THAT PIC AND GET R DONE COME AND OWN THIS COUNTRY BOY! DONT FORGET TOO SHOW THE HOST OF THE AUCTION MAD LOVE!!!! FREYA ™ {SER}FU OWNED BY ☆lotus☆advent child☆@ fubar

Re: Overwhelming Evidence Points To Murder Of Dc Madam
RE: Overwhelming Evidence Points To Murder Of DC Madam ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Paul Joseph Watson Date: 03 May 2008, 16:27 Overwhelming Evidence Points To Murder Of DC Madam Evidence is stacking up to suggest that the alleged "suicide" of DC Madam Deborah Jeane Palfrey was in fact a calculated murder, as the manager of Palfrey's Florida Condo reveals that Palfrey was not suicidal when he spoke to her Monday and told him of her fears about a contact being out on her life. http://www. prisonplanet. com/articles/may2008/050308_overwhelming_evidence. htm

Moonlight Message To Readers
Moonlight Message To Readers by LateNiteFantasy© I am tossing and turning each dog eared page of kaleidoscopic faces and replayed days of misspoken oceans and rip tide whys. Through hours of years and white sound silence, I’ve examined everything, but with nothing resolved I stand in this darkened room, observed only by omniscient moon and wonder why I am compelled to speak to you of such common things as these that do not really matter, the color of moonlight, the feel and sound of silence punctuated by the distant bark of another creature awake and probing darkness. But this is what I do— tell you about the wind rushing over the mountains, bringing to the plains a hint of snow and ponderosa pine, causing my house to shudder.

I See...
I See Could you be the one to tell me what I see? Could you be the one that helps me understand what I am looking at? Could you be the one to see into my mind and soul? Could you be the one that lets the blood stop flowing? Could you be the one who holds on to me? Could you be the one who looks into the mirrow with me and sees me? Could you be the one that picks me up and pulls me together? Could you be the one who sits next to me & pray to our beliefs? Could you be the one that will hold my wrist and pull the razor from my death grip? Could you be the one that remebers that I am no one? Could it be you that remebers that I am a shadow waiting? Could it be you that person that I am seeing in the mists? Could it be you that person that I will leave behind? Could it be you that I see from a far? Could it be you that I see from hell above? Could it be you that saves me from the person in the mirror?8/28/06 JR

My Son
My son I hope you know that I will always love you, no matter what. I cant stop but ask myself why, to say goodbye to close the door I cant take no more. The pain is so deep, I cannot sleep. The tears fall like rain, I cant hear you call, or pick you up when you fall. What kind of mom would walk away. I promised that i would always be there for you, now my skies are grey. My son, I can only dream of the way it used to be. It tears me apart to think of it will never be. My son I love you. I wish i could hear you call my name one more time, then maybe i would be fine. I miss you son, but will never forget you. I can only cry, and walk away with a sigh. I want to die, and now i walk away. I fall to my knees, look over the empty sea. Where you use to be, but now I cant see. you are so far away, just like the stars. my son I love you and miss you. I hope that you think about me every now and then. My son.

Passion Of A Starnger
One night as you decide to out for a night on the town, you decide to wear a short black skirt and a red lace top with a black short jacket. your careful to show enough to make them stop and stare. As you are driving to a small local club, something catches your eye, a new place that you have never been before. The look of the place is somewhat alluring to you against your better judgment you decide to stop in and check it out. When you walk in the place is dimly lit and threes is only a few people in the bar, you decide to have a drink before you leave, you slowly walk up to the bar when you feel that there is someone watching you. You play it off and move to the bar, as you sit a the bar sip at your drink you feel someone slid down on the stool next to you. he accidentally rubs your arms, as you turn to say something he apologizes and introduces himself (me), as you turn to introduce yourself your eyes meet and you see a fire and passion behind his eyes that you have seen before. As

How
here it is how is the easiest way for some one to tll a person their true feelings when the person they want to tell this to lives so far away. i'm starting to fall pretty hard and have no idea how to tell him this. i want him to know but other then writing him a letter or telling him online we really can't talk. any ideas?

Shinedown - Save Me
I got a candle And I've got a spoon I live in a hallway with no doors And no rooms Under a windowsill They all were found A touch of concrete within the doorway Without a sound Someone save me if you will And take away all these pills And please just save me if you can From my blasphemy in my wasteland How did I get here And what went wrong Couldn't handle forgiveness Now I'm far beyond gone I can hardly remember The look of my own eyes How can I love this a life so dishonest It made me compromise Someone save me if you will And take away all these pills And please just save me if you can From my blasphemy in my wasteland Jump in the water Jump in with me Jump on the altar Lay down with me The hardest question to answer Is why Why Someone save me if you will And take away all these pills And please just save me if you can From my blasphemy in my wasteland Someone

The Idiots In Real Life On Fubar!!
This is a convo between me & another girl on here when all I did was report her picture to a bouncer when it was NSFW. She took it upon herself to take it out on me when she was in the wrong. **->Me: i'm not, a bouncer is taking care of it right now. **Girl: are you joking? hahaha so many people have seen me and nobody has tattled... its being moved dont get your panties in a bunch **->Me: no, that's being mature & NOT getting my butt in trouble for NOT reporting it **Girl: thats adult like **Girl: so your gonna fucking report me when i did nothing to you **->Me: because i got reported when i didn't even have MY nip showing like yours **Girl: oh thats why! LMAO **Girl: dont report me i will just delete it! why do you have to rain on peoples parades

Expressions Of Love
Well here I am again ready to complain about my life and my hopeless marriage. But it seems like this is my only way to vent about it and if you don't want to hear it please don't read on. My marriage has come to a point where I don't even want to be in the same room as my husband. He makes my skin crawl. This man is a very mean person. He is very emotionally abusive towards me and my son. He screams at us and calls us names but when I go to dish it back it gets worse. As for our sex life, my husband decided he needs men instead of me! He has to talk about being with a guy in order to get off. But when we do have sex it lasts 90 seconds and he gets mad cause he was to fast and complains I'm to tight. Maybe I'm wrong but don't guys like it when a womans tight? I've done everything for this man in and out of the bedroom to make him happy and I get nothing in return. When is the love suppose to come?

Male To Female Make-up
Male to Female Makeup Male to Female Makeup There is a wide variety of makeup materials available. If your skin is beautiful and you don't have to hide a beard, women's cosmetic makeup may be all you need. You will have better luck matching your skin colour in a department store, because foundation makeup in a drug store tends to be so heavily packaged you can't tell what colour you're buying. Regular cosmetics tend to be light and sheer. If you want an opaque makeup to even out your skin tone,and don't perspire heavily, I suggest Kryolan Aquacolor makeup. It is a water based pancake type makeup which comes in a great many beautiful colours. Aquacolor has a matte finish when it dries, but after a few minutes the warmth of the body creates a beautiful soft, natural glow. All of the Kryolan makeup is heavily pigmented, so it will cover beards and dark shadows under the eyes without the use of other cover up products. I've discovered that many beard cover sticks give you an

My Eyes
My eyes of mine People say they are fine People say they are cute But do you really see what I see I see pain I see sadness I see nothing All I see is a hole With no soul So when you look into the eyes of mine Look before you say they are fine Because you might not see the eyes of mine You might see the sign That all I am doing is dying

Come Check Out The Newest Leveling Crew On Fubar
HEY FU-TOWN THERE'S A NEW LEVELING CREW AND THERE CALLED THE REDNECK LEVELING CREW AND THEY WANT YOU!!! DON'T U JUST HATE IT PEEPS WHEN YOU'RE SO CLOSE TO LEVELING AND NO ONE REALLY TO HELP YOU??? COME JOIN A CREW THAT HELPS YOU WHEN YOU REALLY NEED IT COME JOIN THE REDNECK LEVELING CREW!!!! CLICK ON THE LINK AND READ ARE HOME PAGE BEFORE JOINING Redneck Leveling Crew Homepage(Read profile before adding us)@ fubar THEN CONTACT DJ CHIEF OR DJ SMOKIE IF YOU'RE INTERESTED IN JOINING ARE GREAT CREW!!!! DJ CHIEF OWNER OF HILLBILLY LOUNGE/FOUNDER OF REDNECK LEVELING CREW/OWNED BY ROSIE@ fubar DJ Smokie Co-Owner@Hillbilly Lounge&Redneck Leveling Crew&{Pain N Punishment}Fu Hubby To Toxic/Member Of Cuffed Angels/DJ@Copperheads

Smallville's Chloe Problem
Exclusive: Smallville's Big Chloe Problem Allison Mack in Smallville by Michael Courtney/The CW It looks like Smallville's about to take another, potentially lethal, hit. Just a week after it was announced that Michael Rosenbaum would not be returning full time as Lex next season, sources confirm to me exclusively that Allison Mack, arguably Smallville's most popular heroine, may be the next to go. This marks quite a turnaround from a few months ago, when I deemed Mack a lock to come back next season. And I wasn't the only one. Although a deal wasn't signed at the time, Smallville insiders tell me that all indications were that the actress was on board for Season 8. But then Rosenbaum terndered his resignation and everything fell apart. "Allison's camp used Michael leaving as leverage in the negotiations with [Warner Bros.]," says one Smallville source, who adds that Kristin Kreuk's decision to only return for a handful of episodes as Lana only strengthened Mack's barg

[i Got Called Old Today]
I'll be honest, I'm a little lonely, and spending this early morning trying to hammer out the stickiness from that mango tea incident I had earlier this week. Yes, I really did just sit down with joy and glee looking forward to getting my keyboard ungunked. I remember once I dismantled the thing just to deep clean it. I mean, there's nothing SPECIAL about a standard USB keyboard with volume control and media options (that I don't use) and some mystery lock function. Black, erganamic unsplit, but uuh... y'know. She's seen em through a few things, and several projects. I'll probably have to pop the cover off this thing again. That'll be an afternoon well wasted. Well... I can't help it. What other keyboard has a worn out S from my hours and hours of PC gaming (its a good homerow for the movement and hotkeys for mckilling pretty standard stuff) And the hours and hours of pecking out gibberish like this. Maybe I just don't want to spend 10$ on something fixable. When I'm dead

Take My Tears
Take my tears let them fall, you never hear me call. I will climb this mountain, drink from this fountain. It doesnt matter anymore, I have closed the door, but cant stop this war. The pain is too deep, I cant forget. So take my tears and let them fall, i will no longer call. Down on my knees, pray that you dont see. I say goodbye, walk away with a sigh, all i can do is cry, there is nothing left to say, I will never be okay. nothing will ever be the same, I feel so ashamed. Never meant to get in the way. I walk away, These broken wings will never fly again, too much pain, I go insane. just wanted a friend, I guess it is too much to ask. just wanted a friend, to help see me through, never meant to hurt anyone. I wanted to be a part, wanted to have fun, now i cant even see the sun. Goodbye now. Take the tears and let them fall, cause you will never hear me call. Take the tears.

This Is Me To The Core...
As an Idealist, your mission in life is to make the world a better place. You care about big ideas and big issues, but you're also dedicated to the lives of the people around you. In many ways, you're the ideal friend or co-worker. You have great empathy skills. You give sound advice, but more importantly, you know when to just listen. At work, you're a natural facilitator, motivator, and energizer. You have a gift for promoting harmony and cooperation at work. In fact, few things bother you more than conflicts at work. Your hopes and dreams are very important to you, so you take other people's dreams seriously, too. Your friends and family know they can come to you for a booster shot of support and optimism, whether it's for pursuing their dream job or dream man or woman. Most people have goals and dreams, but you're more likely than most to actually achieve them. You have a clear idea of what you want in life. You anticipate and plan around obstacles, and you're a sharp problem

Rant And Rave
I have had enough shit piled on me this week for a lifetime, and I have a feeling any moment I'm going to snap under the pressure. I can't even seem to dig myself out from this rut I'm in and I'm driving myself insane. Why should I even bother asking for relief? Why should I expect a little help while I'm hurting? Experience has taught me that no one will be there when I'm crushed and hurting. No one will be there when I've lost all sense of my direction and sanity. No one will be there when I'm so down I can't even see the light anymore and I'm left fumbling in the dark, hopeless and without a compass. Fuck this shit.

Please Support Relay For Life 2008
I am asking everyone to take a moment to look at my photo album Relay for Life 2008.........I am not asking you to rate them just take a moment to look at them..........I don't care about points here only getting a message out. The pics are of 2008 Relay for Life in my area......this is always a difficult event for me and my family.........I am a 1 4 yr survivor and just found out my cancer is back, my sister is a 23 yr survivor and her cancer is also now back.....6 yrs ago we buried both of our parents 4 months apart due to cancer.........so you see this hits very close to home for us. I am sure each and everyone of you know someone who has been touched by this silent killer. It is running wild like a brush fire taking lives everyday. The cost to purchase a luminarie is minimal compared to the cost to fight this disease to stay alive.......who knows maybe your $10 or $20 donation may be the one to make a difference. We want a cure not a treatment............. HELP US FIGHT T

Cool People
i kinda ramble a lil on here lol but i have been really lucky with all the people in my life that have helped me through so much you will never know what that means to me and just wanted to say thanks you are the best

Calling Part 3
I knew that this pain was not gonna go away anytime soon as this child started to grow inside me and I knew that no matter how much I tried to hide the fact that I was still with child around my master that the day would soon come when I would have no other choice but to walk away from him and all he had shown me. I would of rather of died a thousand times over than to give up this child inside of me for him to be happy and live his life the way he had always been living it while with me. Why did I even really love him when was so unfaithful to me for all the years we had been together and yet I was always by his side and never once did I look at another the way I looked upon him and his glory. Why had I let myself be a fool for so many years and never learned my leason before this time of need had happened to me. I can not let what he has done to me in the past bring me down for this child will not be like him in anyway of the form like his father. I will raise my child on my o

More
the more i hear your voice...the more i want to hear it whispering in my ear... the more i see your face .. i want to see see it lying next to me..the more we talk.. the more i want to get to know.. the more i listen..the more i want to feel... to touch your hair with my hand..to touch your lips with mine..to join our bodies together and let our hearts intertwine..its more than i can ask for ..more than we ever hope.. but someday soon u will be more than my imagination or a shadow of dreams long forgotten.. soon u will be mine and more...

I Am Granola.
You Are Granola You are creative and inventive. You don't do much the ordinary or normal way. You like to explore new ideas and lifestyles. Something isn't for you just because other people do it. Quick breakfast fixes are definitely not your style. You're the type most likely to cook yourself an amazing homemade breakfast. What Kind of Cereal Are You?

Revenge Is Sweet
So on the day of March 12th I was at work. Game Crazy 7th ave and Bell-- Around the time of 4:00 we began getting phone calls from a group of friends asking if we had the game Battle Toads. About 6th months ago a nation wide joke was to be played on Game Stop to show their lack of game knowledge. People around the states called in and asked for the game listed above. What was supposed to happen was the employee that picked up was supposed to look up the game in the computer and see that it wasn't in there-- As it wouldn't due to the fact it was on the regular Nintendo. Anyways-- The group of friends decided to call our store for a good three hours non stop asking for Battle Toads. We had to unplug the line due to it. This morning we got more calls-- But they made one mistake. They forgot to block the number =DDD 516-661-0353 Tomorrow-- All day-- Any time-Whenever you get bored you are to call that number and ask for the game Battle Toads. Re post this to all your

Pennsylvania
• A person is not eligible to become Governor if he/she has participated in a duel. • A special cleaning ordinance bans homemakers from hiding dirt and dust under a rug in a dwelling. • All fire hydrants must be checked one hour before all fires. • Allentown: There is a ban on men becoming aroused in public. • Any motorist driving along a country road at night must stop every mile and send up a rocket signal, wait 10 minutes for the road to be cleared of livestock, and continue. • Any motorist who sights a team of horses coming toward him must pull well off the road, cover his car with a blanket or canvas that blends with the countryside, and let the horses pass. If the horses appear skittish, the motorist must take his car apart, piece by piece, and hide it under the nearest bushes. • By law, "watch stuffers" are unwelcome in McKeesport, Pa. Now, no one is quite sure what a watch stuffer does, but whatever he does, he better do it somewhere else. • Carlisle: In the middle of to

Pain And Love Together
why does the ones you love the most why do they die its a curse that they grow old and die always your love when they die it hurts so bad the love dies the pain is so bad you cant feel the love no more when the pain lessen i feel you in my heart again the pain is less i feel you in my heart the pain the love together i carry you in my heart my love that has been gone the pain is replaced

Wicca - For The Less Informed
In 1974 the Council of American Witches adopted a set of 13 declarations which described in broad terms the Wiccan world view. The document was simply titled "Principles of Wiccan Belief," and was intended as a tool to educate the public and new practitioners. It remains a defining document of the Wiccan faith 25 years later. 1. We practice rites to attune ourselves with the natural rhythm of life forces marked by the phases of the Moon and the seasonal Quarters and Cross Quarters. 2. We recognize that our intelligence gives us a unique responsibility toward our environment. We seek to live in harmony with Nature, in ecological balance offering fulfillment to life and consciousness within an evolutionary concept. 3. We acknowledge a depth of power far greater than that apparent to the average person. Because it is far greater than ordinary it is sometimes called "supernatural", but we see it as lying within that which is naturally potential to all. 4. We conceive of t

Wicca ( Ty Wise One)
Wicca is a Neopagan religion that can be found in many English-speaking countries. Originally founded by the British civil servant Gerald Gardner, probably in the 1940s, although it was first openly revealed in 1954. Since its founding, various related Wiccan traditions have evolved, the original being Gardnerian Wicca, which is the name of the tradition that follows the specific beliefs and practices established by Gerald Gardner. repeatedly in his published work of 1954. The spelling "Wicca" is now used almost exclusively, (Seax-Wica being the only major use of the four-letter spelling). In Old English, wicca meant necromancer or male witch. Some contend that the term wicca is related to Old English witan, meaning wise man or counselor, but this is widely rejected by language scholars as false etymology. Nonetheless, Wicca is often called the "Craft of the wise" as a result of this misconception.It appears that the word may be untraceable beyond the Old English period. Derivati

Mystically Addicted Back To Work
Just wanted all my loved ones that are close to my heart that I am now back to work. Working a real goofy schedule. I am on 4-10's right now, Monday through Thur. But working today. After my Training period I will be on a 12 Hour Swing Shift. :( So i will be here when I can. Love to all. And hope to chat soon. (b) Cheers Mystically Addicted

Day 5!!!! All Over Now!! !yay!!!!!!!!!!
*BIG DEEP BREATH* five days later.............. and i am happier than i have ever been..... still not eating.. but thats just stress....but i am exceedingly happy.... and here's why... i have someone who is amazing... not psychotic, not deranged, not a jerk.... wouldn't even THINK about calling me a whore or a slut.... and doesn't act like a total child.... and he's hot lmao....omg.... he is insanely hot... and he makes me smile... i dont worry that a guy comes in the lounge and tells me i'm beautiful that hes gonna go off on ME for the guy whos looking at me.... i know the man i'm with now.... will just say..."she is isn't she" and thats it.... i dont have to worry about us breaking up and him getting all his friends... to come to my page and try to hurt me... or to my lounge.... it's like i said yesterday....uhh hello... we broke up whyvthe fuck would i care who he's with? he's ur problem now... i don't care what he does or who he's with or who he fucks or what he tells ya'll.... soo

It's Just Kinda How Im Feelin...
Restless tonight Cause I wasted the light Between both these times I drew a really thin line It’s nothing I planned And not that I can But you should be mine Across that line If I traded it all If I gave it all away for one thing Just for one thing If I sorted it out If I knew all about this one thing Wouldn’t that be something I promise I might Not walk on by Maybe next time But not this time Even though I know I don’t want to know Yeah I guess I know I just hate how it sounds If I traded it all If I gave it all away for one thing Just for one thing If I sorted it out If I knew all about this one thing Wouldn’t that be something If I traded it all If I gave it all away for one thing Just for one thing If I sorted it out If I knew all about this one thing Wouldn’t that be something Even though I know I don’t want to know Yeah I guess I know I just hate how it sounds Even though I know I don’t want to know Yeah I guess I know I just

Ohhh Micki Your So Fine---made By A Sweet Gal-lucie In The Sky
Micki has 60k till insider. She's got lots of stash and pics so go show her some fu-love. Micki"Blue Eyes" {Dirty South Crew}Co-Founder of Friendship Circle@ fubar (repost of original by 'Lucie in the Sky' on '2008-05-16 19:52:59')

Intro
Never have done this before, but recently at night have plenty of time on my hands to sit and think. So many thoughts, and so many new friends here, you all do not know the rough time that you have helped me through. God Bless you all and you have my undying friendship. More later....

The Forbidden Dance
I have told you all of that I know Except for the feelings I keep below The feeling of intense desire The feeling of the burning fire But the feelings go futher more Of which I never reveled before About how I want to feel your kiss And how you can take me to eternal bliss The passion in my body flows More then I have let you know My dreams take my soul to you As one we are the whole night through So tenderly you touch my skin So passionately I feel you within You arouse me with every sense With every touch so intense A rhythm together our bodies move Never stop the whole night through I feel your body drip with sweat I feel the passion as our eyes met Then with your firm embrace In ecstasy we both will taste We let go of the burning desire And release from inside the melting fire I feel the sweetness of your flow As you push in deeply to let it go So willingly I except it all Into my arms you passionately fall Everynight I am with you Everynight the whole

[x]sex Facts[x]
• A man produces 3 million new sperm cells every hour of his life. • The average male member in all its glory is 6 inches long and 5 inches in circumference. • '70s porn star Annie Sprinkle claims have had sex with more 3,000 men. • 5% of men admit to self pleasuring twice a day. • Hanged men become erect as they die. • The average amount of male ejaculate is about 1 tablespoon, or 10cc, which is how the bands 10cc and Lovin' Spoonful got their names. • A humpback whale's erect schwanse is 10 feet long. • White women get 97% of boob jobs. • A man's sticky starch contains protein and trace minerals, and only 15-25 calories per serving. • Texas law makes it illegal for a woman to own more then 6 sex toys. • 67% of men prefer women who shave south of the border. • Former Cuban President Batista spoke out against the growing scourge of American and European pornography, arguing that it took business away from local prostitutes. • A father and son are mos

Mel Gets Me To Do The Dumbest Crap..
Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answer to each question in the search box, then write the first definition it gives you. 1)Your name?: David -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1. David A formidable foe to normal people. intelligent, strong forceful. a weird hybrid of a bully and a nerd. As well as the first dictator of the America and king of the new peaceful world. Also known as Timebomb and various other variations including at least TB. I am David. All other David's fall in march as we conquer the world. For a new Earth of peace void of general stupidity. 2. david a very hot guy usually nice and very funny dude he is such a david tags hot funny nice smart cute by lalalalallaall michigan Dec 11, 2007 email it 3. David 490 up, 131 down A person who is hecka cool or awesome. Everyone else is nothing compared to a David. Person 1: You are really really cool, just like a Dav

Fu_bombers
I was offline for a couple of days, when to St Louis for a nice getaway from life here. Watched areally good Carninel game Staurday afternoon, this was a getaway from all my hard work in college which is done for three months. Now I can get more time to comment bomb, Hope you all had a great weekend, I will be on an off all day. John

Meant To Be
Meant To Be Can't picture my life without you in it As we close the miles in between I can finally yell out my love for you Knowing that you know what I mean All of those restless nights Wondering just what to do Never once thinking that I would fall Head over heals in love with you Today as we share our love In front of all of our friends My vow to you is forever love A love that never ends I vow to stand beside you For the rest of my days And to show you how much I care In every possible way As I stand before you And give my heart to thee Forever and ever Cause you and I were meant to be Peggy Love Rusher Copyright ©2008 Peggy Love Rusher

Looking For Any Family Bombers To Help Me Out With My Contest
I need alot of help and i am looking for a family bombers.I'm in a contest to win a blingy or vip to win this contest.So if you all family bombers can help me click on my pic link please.I need most comments to win this.

Hectic....hmph
Well...I know in the beginning I was a lil' better at gettin' back to everyone on here. But the last 2 months...have been kinda crazy. Don't think I forgot about any of you I actually talked to, lol, because I didn't. I was in a new relationship wit a clingy mofo haha. But I ended that like a week or 2 ago. So now I'm back...and goin' to try n keep up wit you guys. So be sure to stop by and show me some love and I will definately return it!! Much Love, XoXo, Eileen Michelle

The Last Question
Two football players were taking an important final exam. If they failed, they would be on academic probation and not allowed to play in the Sugar Bowl the following week. The exam was fill-in-the-blank. The last question read, "Old MacDonald had a _________." Bubba was stumped. He had no idea of the answer. He knew he needed to get this one right to be sure he passed. Making sure the professor wasn't watching, he tapped Tiny on the shoulder. "Pssst. Tiny. What's the answer to the last question?" Tiny laughed. He looked around to make sure the professor hadn't noticed then he turned to Bubba. "Bubba, you're so stupid. Everyone knows Old MacDonald had a farm." "Oh yeah," said Bubba. "I remember now." He picked up his No. 2 pencil and started to write the answer in the blank. He stopped. Reaching to tap Tiny's shoulder again, he whispered, "Tiny, how do you spell farm?" "You are really dumb, Bubba. That's so easy. Farm is spelled E-I-E-I-O."

Lynch...member Of The Week#7
Please come Fan,Add & Rate me... COME SEE ME... THE RED DRAGON MEMBER OF THE WEEK LynchMom@ fubar Please, if you would be so kind, leave LynchMom some love by clicking her pic and feel free to stop by the lounge too by clicking the lounge link...Have fun!!

The Truth
The nice girls made of sugar and spice, who always get overlooked, and who sit and endure endless ranting about the psycho-bitch stalker slut men are wasting their time with, all the while embodying an angelic, classy exterior that is underrated. This is dedicated to the girls who pick up the phone at 2 a.m. to talk to their belligerently drunk guy friends and listen to them for hours about nonsense because they don't feel like going to sleep. This is for the girls who still say thank you to the guy who hurries to hold the door open for the leggy blonde in front of you, then squeezes in front of you and barely saves the door from slamming in your face. This is in honor of the girls who reiterate how lucky any girl would be to have a certain guy, and then tell him 50 different ways to impress the "girl of his dreams" who is too stupid and stuck up to notice him in the first place. This is in honor of the girls who pump up a man's ego because she knows how delicate is, and once it gets b

Just Got The News!!!!
Yesterday, I got a phone call from my doctor's office about my blood work that was done. I was at Walmart when I found out that I was pregnant. I am unsure how far along at this time but I have another rugrat on the way probably somtime in November to December. I dont care the sex of the child as lo0ng as its healthy and happy! That is my main concern in life is my kids. So I am so happy and so is the father of the child as well.

Dandelion Seeds
Dandelion Seeds Some time in the afternoon…I drive alone… The sun is beating down on my left arm hanging from the window… Rising and falling…piercing the air at eighty miles an hour. This road is seemingly endless… Sometimes it twists and turns…sometimes it goes straight for hours… I feel like I am never going to get Where I am going… Where am I going? I don’t even know anymore… The wind blows… Releasing what’s left of hundreds of dandelions. The seeds float through the air… Dancing between the trees Dodging the cars flying down the road And land scattered across the ground… And I can’t help but think…. Is one carrying my wish? What did you wish for? Was it me? …Because I wished for you. I needed you. Even though I have no idea anymore… Where exactly it is that I am going… I certainly know I want to go with you. Did you wish for that moment… The moment when you realize you are in love? Your heart beats fast… Driving at eighty mil

The End To It All, I Hope....
The only thing you are a victim of is thinking you can control other people. I was there for you because I thought you were my friend. You betrayed me. You betrayed MY FRIENDS that I had told you were cool. I LIED TO MY FRIENDS trying to help you. Can you begin to feel my rage now...? It is NOT my fault that your relationship is falling through. I had nothing to do with that. Think back hard, and ask yourself what happened. You will soon begin to see a pattern emerge. I thought long and hard about blogging this, but I feel as though I need to get all of this poison out of my system. I respected you enough to change your numbers to X's, so respect me enough to leave me alone. I am through with you. Leeanna, I want to start off by saying I apologize for the nasty things I said. I was hurt & angry by the things you had said to me & about me. Whether you accept my apology or not is on you. I am extending it though. Next, I am NOT stalking you. I was told

I Dont Care Anymore !
I WANT TO SAY TO SOME TRUE FRIENDS, I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU FOR LOVING ME, NO MATTER WHAT, AND I LOVE YOU FOR MAKING SURE THAT I FEEL SPECIAL IN YOUR LIFE! I HOPE THAT I MAKE YOU FEEL AS GOOD AS YOU DO ME, AND I CAN ONLY HOPE THAT I CAN GIVE YOU HALF OF WHAT YOU GIVE ME. THESE PEOPLE ARE TRUE... Mémºî®è™¿§îñglè Ñ £ººkîñg ¿Fµ-¿♥ ² ^§îñ^@ fubar ~ Ace of Hearts ~@ fubar ☠☠☠BrightEyedArtist☠☠☠@ fubar Lonely Old Grizzly Bear@ fubar I DONT SEE THEM JUST WHEN THEY NEED SOMETHING FROM ME. THEY SHOW ME LOVE ON A DAILY BASIS, UNCONDITIONALLY. AS I DO THEM. THEY ARE WHAT THE MEANING OF FRIENDSHIP IS ALL ABOUT, AND I AM SO THANKFUL TO HAVE THEM. THIS ISNT MEANT TO UPSET ANYONE ELSE THAT I HAVE THE HONOR OF BEING FRIENDS WITH AT ALL, SO PLEASE DONT TAKE IT THE WRONG WAY...IF YOU WILL READ THE REST OF THE BULLETIN I THINK YOU'LL UNDERSTAND WHAT IM TRYING TO SAY... THANK YOU FRIEND, FOR COMING TO ME TO ASK FOR A BULLETIN, EVEN THOUG

Pimp Out For Passionman71 (4 Of 4)
> > click on this pic to take you there this pimp out brought to you by Micki"Blue Eyes" {Dirty South Crew}Co-Founder of Friendship Circle'----Owned by Passionman71 Tell him Micki sent ya ~! ;)

Stay Away From Him
DO NOT ADD THIS SORRY PERSON HE IS IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH SOME GIRL BUT HE IS ON HERE GOING BEHIND HER BACK TRYING TO GET WOMEN TO GET ON CAM FOR HIM AND TO SHOW NUDE PHOTOS WHEN THEY DO NOT DO WHAT HE ASKS HE GETS ALL PISSED OFF AND HARASSES THEM ABOUT IT HE TREATS WOMEN LIKE SHIT AND DOES NOT RESPECT THEM AT ALL HE HAS SOME SERIOUS ISSUES AND THERE ARE 100`S OF GIRLS ON HERE THAT CAN VOUCH FOR THIS HE PLAYS HEAD GAMES WITH THEM BUT WHEN THEY CATCH ON TO HIM AND WALK AWAY HE PROCEEDS TO HARASS PLEASE STAY AWAY FROM THIS JERK IS EX GF IS ON HERE SHE HAS BLOGS ABOUT HIM MIDWEST MILF GO READ ITS ALL TRUE!!!! DEW THE DEW R/L BF OF ~ONCE IN A LIFETIME~@ fubar

Lonesome Day
Lonesome Day Once I thought I knew Everything I needed to know about you Your sweet whisper, Your tender touch But I didn't really know that much Joke's on me, It's gonna be okay If I can just get through this lonesome day Hell's brewin' dark sun's on the rise This storm'll blow through by and by House is on fire, Viper's in the grass A little revenge and this too shall pass This too shall pass, I'm gonna pray Right now all I got's this lonesome day It's allright? It's allright? It's allright Better ask questions before you shoot Deceit and betrayals bitter fruit It's hard to swallow, come time to pay That taste on your tongue don't easily slip away Let kingdom come I'm gonna find my way Through this lonesome day

Another One Bites The Dust!
silver fox: lol i was jus pikin boo ->silver fox: wow... i wasn't even rude silver fox: well fuk u too ->silver fox: please do not call me that.. it is a bit condescending silver fox: hey sexy sure you were!

In The Depths Of Solitude
I was never really a big tupac fan untill recently. But i been readin some of his poems and it really made me feel what he was tryin to say. I am gonna start postin some stuff by him and you all decide what you think yourself. exist in the depths of solitude pondering my true goal Trying 2 find peace of mind and still preserve my soul CONSTANTLY yearning 2 be accepted and from all recieve respect Never compromising but sometimes risky and that is my only regret A young heart with an old soul how can there be peace How can i be in the depths of solitude when there R 2 inside of me This duo within me causes the perfect opportunity 2 learn and live twice as fast as those who accept simplicity

To Vodkagurl
OMG DJ KIDD ROCK SOLD ME OFF INTO SLAVERY!!!!! COME MEET MY NEW FU-OWNER VODKAGURL LEAVE HER TONS AND TONS OF FU-LOVES FUBAR!!!!!!! vodkagurl/R/L WIFEY TO ICE-(owned by Dalobo& Master Nosferatu & Jeff Dahl2000 )@ fubar THIS PIMP OUT WAS BROUGHT TO YOU BY ‡ÂñgÉŁïç KÎ$$àmÊ‡ '‡ÂñgÉŁïç KÎ$$àmÊ‡ MANAGER/HEAD PROMOTER FOR CLUB PIMPIN /REDNECK LEVELING CREW@ fubar Brad PaisleyAlcohol

Rp's Day Off.
so what to do??? other than find some trouble to get into... theres butt loads of fun stuff. so ima get off fu for another week or so and do some fun filled activities that require energy and stamina....HA! so happy memorial day fukrs. ill be seein ya'll @ red rocks

Historic Pictures Sent From Mars
Historic pictures sent from Mars The probe has sent back pictures of a flat landscape with few rocks A Nasa spacecraft has sent back historic first pictures of an unexplored region of Mars. The Mars Phoenix lander touched down in the far north of the Red Planet, after a 680 million-km (423 million-mile) journey from Earth. The probe is equipped with a robotic arm to dig for water-ice thought to be buried beneath the surface. It will begin examining the site for evidence of the building blocks of life in the next few days. A signal confirming the lander had reached the surface was received at 2353 GMT on 25 May (1953 EDT; 0053 BST on 26 May). Engineers and scientists at Nasa's Jet Propulsion Laboratory in California clapped and cheered when the landing signal came through. "Phoenix has landed - welcome to the northern plain of Mars," a flight controller announced. Reaction from Nasa's Mission Control when the Phoenix probe landed The final seve

No Subject
Wow I'm just having bad luck. My grandfather is in the ICU and probably won't make it out of the hospital alive, he has prostate, lyphnode, and lyrnx cancer, my grandmother has mouth cancer, and my boyfriend is moving to Michigan. Well my life is just so great right now. I wonder when I'm gonna get some good news, probably not anytime soon, and this really sucks ass.

Seether Like Suicide Lyrics
Premeditation will kill the trust They'll never know if you fear me With every second collecting dust I feel so bloated and weary 'Cause she belongs to heaven She's coming over like a suicide And its the same old trip, the same old trip as before Another complicating suicide And its the same old trip, the same old trip. AS BEFORE! She'll cut you down with a single thrust She's taking over too quickly No medication can cure the lust So say a prayer for the sickly 'Cause she belongs to heaven She's coming over like a suicide And its the same old trip, the same old trip as before Another complicating suicide And its the same old trip, the same old trip. AS BEFORE! AS BEFORE! You set me up to fuckking fail this time She's coming over like a suicide And its the same old trip, the same old trip as before Another overbearing suicide And its the same old trip, the same old trip She's coming over wearing genicide And its the same old trip, the same old trip

Hurt
HURT does anyone understand my pain no i don't think you do. i open my heart and it gets torn apart. it never fails i don't have luck in love. i gave myself to you and you threw me back. what more could i have done to make you want me. i wish i could be happy. i am stuck in the dark. i'm waiting for you . but you don't come i know you forgot me one day you will remember but by then it will be to late

Please Keep Her In Your Prayers
my daughter in law just had a little baby boy today. Things went terribly wrong today.. The baby is fine. But my daughter in law had to have a blood transfusion today so far they have given her 5 units of blood. She is in ICU--CCU now. She is in critial condition right now for the next 48 hours. Please keep her in your prayers

Nyha
I have entered a HH giveaway! All I need is 50k Comments! I have 3 weeks to get this! Yes I will b bombing myself also! I don't expect anybody to get it for me! Only asking for assistance! I want to thank all of my friends in advance! p.s.. Make sure u show some love to my hostess while you are there!

Nyhascontest.......yesi'mofferingsalutesforuhelpingherout..........
Trade list: 100 comments = A personal morph 500 comments = Sfw Salute 1000 comments = NSFW Salute All of these items made by the one & only ButterflyMajic Please F/a/r *SEXYGIRLBLONDE* Then Bomb this pic! Thank you in advance! (repost of original by 'Nyha *Big Papi's OFFICIAL stalker*' on '2008-05-28 16:23:55')

Mental Hospital Phone Menu
Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital Please select from the following options menu: If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are codependant, please ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6. If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call. If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press. If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway. If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696. If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If

The Unicorn
The Unicorn - Albert Gazeley©2004 The Unicorn sat in his unified world Below him all God’s heavens twirled He was monitoring the thoughts of those in his charge Diverting any evil dreams at large His mental powers were like a shield Diverting any nightmares that were afield Ensuring children slept in gentle peace And all their nocturnal agitation cease He is the original dream catcher of aeons past But he too is worrying - will his powers last As fairies and goblins fade away Will Unicorns also disappear one day As sure as the sun throws earth the moon’s silhouette How can Santa Claus and Fairies come under threat When mortals know that the heavens - are beyond comprehension How can they reject magic and put fairyland into contention The Unicorn is aware few children now believe what their mothers say And that most family values are challenged and begin to fray But how can the world exist without a fairy realm Surly just mortal reality alone will

Rant & Request
MY RANT IS THIS PEOPLE ACTING LIKE FUCKIN LITTLE BABIES AND CAUSING THE DRAMA SAYING OTHER PEOPLE ARE CAUSING IT WHEN THEY ARE THE ONES WHO STARTED THE DAMN DRAMA IN THE FIRST FUCKIN PLACE PEOPLE GETTING PISSY CAUSE THEY CANT HAVE SOMEONE THEY WANT AND PISSY CAUSE THE ONE THEY WANT WANTS TO BE WITH SOMEONE ELSE OR WHATEVER AND PEOPLE WHO ARE NOT HAPPY IN THEIR OWN LIFE HAS TO MAKE OTHERS UNHAPPY CAUSE THEY ARE NOT HAPPY IM SO FUCKIN SICK OF BACK STABING PEOPLE SAY THEY ARE YOUR FRIENDS BUT THE ONE TIME YOU DONT KISS THEIR ASS LIKE THAY WANT YOUR A NO GOOD BITCH OH FUCKIN WELL GET THE FUCK OVER IT AND YOUR SELF !!!!!!!!!!! NOW MY REQUEST IS THAT IF YOU WANT TO CAUSE FUCKIN DRAMA DONT COME TO MY WEDDING OR TRY TO FUCK UP MY WEDDING ITS SUPOSED TO BE A HAPPY DAY AND FOR THOSE WHO ARE NOT HAPPY WITH THEY OWN LIVES IN REAL OR FU PLEASE DONT BRING TO MY WEDDING

Consumed Ecstasy
No words spoken Love touch talking Stroking over skin Our fingers walking No words spoken Although soft sighs Softly your breath Felt between thighs No words spoken As the fingers slide A tongue following The wetness inside No words spoken A tongue drips lust Moans of pleasure Meets each thrust No words spoken Body spoke desire A hardness throbs Sending me higher No words spoken Pleasures increase Euphoria erupting Love juices release No words spoken Soaring sensually Tasting of tongues Consumed ecstasy

Jungle Love
Jungle Love Walking through the dense jungle We arrived at the secluded waterfall I watched as she removed her clothes Yes, she slowly removed them all She looked at me and smiled Then strolled into the water Though the sun was shining on me It was her that was making me hotter She turned to me and motioned me in The water was just below her breasts I dove in and swam to her She has beauty beyond the rest Reaching below the water She grabbed my throbbing cock Said if you would like a blow job You will follow me to that rock Swimming after her to the rock I lie on my back, naked to the bright sun She took my cock into her mouth And told me to enjoy the fun She licked and sucked on my swollen dick As if it were her favorite lollipop She was an expert with her mouth and tongue And when I came she eagerly drank each drop Then I told her it was her turn To feel the pleasure she desired I slid my cock into her soft, wet pussy Which was burning hotte

New Member And Personal Friend On The Fu!
A New Member Has Arrived On The FU!! Please stop in and show my personal friend, David aka IronDave10 to the FU. David has been a great friend to me over the past year and I would love to have you meet and get to know him as well. He joined tonite so drop some luvs by his page and make him feel welcome. Thanks in advance to all that do! IRONDAVE10@ fubar Thanks again ya'll! This pimpout is brought to you by: Thru_a_diff_i Owned by Happy Country Girl & Owner of soulfly53 & ~Tat2BunnyLuv~ oO*Shadow Leveler*@ fubar

Hum To Me
Hum to me. Like the silky ribbon wind That delicately whispers of its presence With a gentle caress of tenderness That eloquently transcends into the spirit. Hum to me. Chords of soft seduction That creeps into my core Until gradually I submerge And find myself humming along. Hum to me. With a velvet hush That cradles my fragile voice. Mesh with my sound all too sweet To be swallowed in orchestrated tones. Hum to me. Hum. With simplicity In harmony. Hum. A smoothe melody. Intertwine with the song of my soul.

Friends
LOVE starts with a SMILE, grows with a KISS, and ends with a TEAR. DON'T cry over anyone who won't cry over you. Good FRIENDS are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. You can only go as far as you push. ACTIONS speak louder than words. The HARDEST thing to do is watch the one you love, love somebody else. DON'T let the past hold you back, you're missing the good stuff. LIFE'S SHORT. If you don't look around once in a while you might miss it. A BEST FRIEND is like a four leaf clover, HARD TO FIND and LUCKY TO HAVE. Some people make the world SPECIAL just by being in it. BEST FRIENDS are the siblings God forgot to give us. When it HURTS to look back, and you're SCARED to look ahead, you can look beside you and your BEST FRIEND will be there. TRUE FRIENDSHIP "NEVER" ENDS. Friends are FOREVER. Good friends are like STARS You don't always see them, but you know they are ALWAYS THERE. DON'T frown. You never know who is falling in love with yo

Cabo Wabo Mas Tequila Cookie Recipe
1 tsp of water 1 tsp baking soda 1 cup of sugar 1 tsp salt 1 cup of brown sugar 1 tsp lemon juice 4 large eggs 1 cup nuts 2 cups of dried fruit 1 bottle CABO WABO Tequila 1 Sammy Hagar c.d. Grab your favorite Sammy Hagar c.d. and CRANK THAT FUCKER UUUUP!!! Sample the CABO to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the CABO again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the CABO is still OK, try another cup ... just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit, Pick the fucking fruit up offa thr floor... Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the CABO to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who giveshz a

Gretna 'no Longer In Existence'
Gretna 'no longer in existence' Administrators feel Gretna no longer exists as a football club Administrators at Gretna FC have said they feel the Raydale Park side has ceased to exist as a football club. The only interested party in taking over the team has withdrawn its offer. David Elliot from administrators Wilson Field said he expected the Scottish Football League to expel the side within a "matter of days". He has concluded that the club could not continue as a business and would be unable to guarantee it could complete league fixtures next year. Gretna went into administration in March this year with debts of about £4m after backer Brooks Mileson withdrew his support. Last week the SFL relegated the club to Division Three. Mr Elliot said he would now look to market the Raydale Park ground "outside football". "I had one offer on the table which I decided at that late stage I would pursue," he explained. "The prospective purchaser had produc

Living With Hcv
March 17, 2008 3 Healthy Lifestyle Choices to Make Now People with Hepatitis C can slow the liver's cycle of inflammation by making these three healthy lifestyle changes. By eliminating certain risk factors, one can live a long life with HCV. by Nicole Cutler, L.Ac. The number of people affected by Hepatitis C continues to grow. Unfortunately, the medicines used to treat this virus have not yet been able to defeat it. As of 2008, the current standard of treatment for the Hepatitis C virus (HCV), pegylated interferon and ribavirin, remains effective for approximately only half of all cases. Although pegylated interferon and ribavirin canâ€™t help millions of people get rid of this virus, Hepatitis C doesnâ€™t have to be a death sentence. Even though those living with chronic HCV are at a high risk of developing liver cirrhosis and/or liver cancer, eliminating three vices can prevent a worsening of liver health. Understanding Liver Inflammation Living with chronic HCV means c

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Loves My Man
I know I cried beam And I do not know what I have ... I know I cried And your mind since you do not do ... But both know That we have an angel In our side. An angel who takes care of us ... An angel who guides us ... Every time we We need company ... You are my mother And I your daughter We fun And we fight As such friends ... Friends who want ... Friends are needed ... Friends who rely on ... Mom are my blessing ... Mom are my angel guider ... Mom I love you really And that I will never forget

Why I Write
Why I Write by LateNiteFantasy© From fitting words together to somehow make a link; I seek not fame nor fortune but rather to make others think about things differently. Though money would be nice for these words I write ~ without it I still scribe, sometimes through the night, about things differently. If for nothing else at all than to set the words free ~ to tell another tale about things differently.

Obama Pledges Support For Israel
Obama pledges support for Israel Barack Obama unveiled what he would do as US president Barack Obama has pledged unwavering support for Israel in his first foreign policy speech since declaring himself the Democratic nominee for president. He told the American Israel Public Affairs Committee (Aipac), a prominent Jewish lobby, Israel's security was "sacrosanct" and "non-negotiable". He also said he would do "everything" to stop Iran getting a nuclear weapon. As the Democrats' primary season ended, Mr Obama received the support of enough delegates to clinch the nomination. His rival, Hillary Clinton, has yet to concede. Her speech to Aipac focused on similar topics - with Mr Obama setting out what he would do as US president, while Mrs Clinton referred to what "the next president" should do. She told Aipac she was honoured to consider Mr Obama a friend and that he would be a "good friend of Israel". "We need a Democrat in the White House next January,"

Re: Obama's Office Won't Deny Senator Attended Bilderberg
RE: Obama's Office Won't Deny Senator Attended Bilderberg ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Paul Joseph Watson Date: 06 Jun 2008, 22:47 Obama's Office Won't Deny Senator Attended Bilderberg Senator Barack Obama's office has refused to deny that the Democratic nominee attended Bilderberg last night following reports that he and Hillary Clinton were present at "an event in Northern Virginia." http://www. prisonplanet. com/articles/june2008/060608_wont_deny. htm

Surrender
Surrender by LateNiteFantasy© I can’t resist you… Your touch electrifies me. The heat from your skin penetrates me, Chemical. Melting the walls within me. Exposed and vulnerable, but not scared. Simply surrendering, Sexually. To you.

My Willing Angel
My Willing Angel by LateNiteFantasy© The shadow shift of your hip waking heaven in the darkness, she reaches for you— rock of ages, tower of stone. Soft white wings spread wide, she welcomes you, a gentle trespass into fleshy rosebud center. Take your wayward, willing angel beyond the ancient ruins of every past, sink core-deep into molten silver heat until she feels love’s pulse beating in her breast and her heart sings for you alone.

Oxygen
i'm in love with your mind, i'm in love with your heart. i'm in love with the way that you tear me apart. i can't seem to stay away, i can't even get out the door... before my lovesick heart drags me right back to yours. you cover me with kisses, you drown me in your smiles, with you, sweet man, i can't help but stay awhile. ohhh, who am i kidding? who am i to fool? i'm yours forever, for every kiss, fight, and duel. lol i even have to write, look at how i rhyme, just to give you these words as endless as time: i love you, sweet man. i've loved you all along... and you can take this bleeding heart and all its sweet songs. june2008, me.

Smallest Tokens
I do things for you to let you know I love you and get asked why ? I give you things to show you I love you and get asked why ? I tell you things nobody else knows and get asked why ? I tell you the reason I do these things and still get asked why ? I tell you and show you in more ways than one that I love you and still get asked why ? I have told you I would be with you forever and still get asked why ? I hold you close in my dreams every night and still get asked why ? I try to let you know how much I love you and still get asked why ? I have told you I would die for you and still get asked why ? I have made a life together with you and still get asked why ? I do small things because I want to and still get asked why ? I sit and think of you daily and still get asked why ? I carry nothing but love for you every day and still get asked why ? If you can't see I do all this without wanting anything in return but your love then I have

I Want To Thank Everyone
I want to thank everyone for their thoughts and prayers. It really pulled off. Prayers really work. I got my kids home. I really love everyone for their prayers. I dont know what I would of done if I didnt get my babies back. I love my kids more than life. I am so sorry i havent been on much.And again thank you everyone from the bottom of my heart.

Finally!
Finally finished mowing the lawn. It took me two days because of the heat. I hope its a little cooler next time I have to mow. The temp went up almost 10 degrees in the last hour! So how is everyone else's Monday going?

A Shaven Pussy
A Shaven Pussy by LateNiteFantasy© Oh, my loved pussy! Yes, you are beautiful Wearing your fur coat; I am dazzled by your Warm, sweet taste, But it is when you Pull off your fur coat And become deliciously naked That my mind spins in awe: Your perfectly carved Lips so swollen and ripe; A mound of erotic art Teases my senses to kiss, Your silky skin is heavenly As my fingers and tongue Dance softly over it. You are mature but virgin In your naked splendor...wow; You are not effected by age Or years of usage...you are beautiful; The real you... shaven pussy.

7th Place Out Of 178
On sunday, june 8th; i competed in a 10k (about 6miles) run. I came in 7th, was a bit disappointed about the time though. Try to improve next week! Name: Time: 1. Iwan Theunissen 00:35:08 2. Arno Hanssen 00:37:25 3. Lou Maas 00:38:39 4. Jeroen van Zoelen 00:38:55 5. Ron Jacobs 00:39:44 6. Ad Diederen 00:40:23 ----->>> 7. THA WARRIOR_2004 00:41:18 8. Guy Mostard 00:41:19 9. Jules Heuberger 00:41:33 10. Ronald Smeets 00:41:35 11. Frank Soeters 00:41:39 12. Marco Kleinen 00:41:55 13. Dave Vaessen 00:42:47 14. Ralf Janssen 00:43:16 15. Eric Ploeg 00:43:54 16. Leo Quaedflieg 00:43:56 17. Marcel ter Hart 00:44:01 18. Jouke Vallinga 00:44:36 19. Roy Wassen 00:44:39 20. Dennis Lymandt 00:44:44 21. Robin Wilmes 00:44:54 22. William Lipperts 00:44:55 23. Wiel Simons 00:45:25 24. Roel Curfs 00:45:37 25. Christian Deswijzen 00:45:38 26. Martin Dumoulin 00:45:52 27. Kenny Hendrix 00:46:14 28. Peter Smeets 00:46:49 29

The Hair Cut!
Oh yes, finally after thinking about it I've gotten my hair done an believe it looks so damn cute, short but awesome just wish my cam was working so I can take photos however I'll get around to it sooner than later!

Fish Net Flame
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Where Can I Find "pepsi Stuff" Codes?
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Ode To Beer
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. --Henny Youngman I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. --Frank Sinatra Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. --Ernest Hemingway You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. --Dean Martin When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk, and go to heaven... --Brian O'Rourke Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time. --Catherine Zandonella Without question the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you the wheel was also a fine invention, but a wheel does not go as well with pizza. --Dave Barry Candy is dandy but, liquor is quicker. --Ogden Nash He was a wise man who invented b

The Lonely Husband
THE LONELY HUSBAND So here I sit, in all my glory, Lend me an ear, and I'll tell ya a story. Once had a wife, she was such a dear, Then came the Internet, and it all disappeared! Now there she sits, for hours on end... I don't care where I'm goin', don't care where I've been. It could be two, or it could be nine. She really doesn't care, long as she's online. She gets outta work and rushes home, She comes in screaming at me, "Get off the phone!" Where the hell's my hug? Where is my kiss? But she's at the computer, that's all she missed! Talking to buddies, checking the mail All her priorities, I'm in cyber Hell!! My stomach's growling, it's so unfair! No clean dishes and I'm out of underwear! Drink me a beer, stare at the walls, I'll pick at my teeth while I'm scratching my balls. Farting and burping all while I pee. Can you believe she's there?? She could be with ME!!

Secret
SECRET An office manager walked into a tavern after work and instantly realized it was a gay bar. What the heck, he figured, I really want a drink. The waiter walked over. "What's the name of your penis?" he asked. "Look," the guy said, "I'm not into all that. All I want is a drink." "I'm sorry, but I'm afraid I can't serve you until you tell me the name of your penis," the waiter insisted. "Oh, OK," the customer reluctantly agreed. "But tell me the name of yours first." "Nike," he responded. "You know, like, 'Just do it' " The customer thought for a moment. "The name of mine," he said, "is Secret." "Secret?" "Yeah, like, 'Strong enough for a man but made for a woman.' "

Why I Rock
Some idiot was fucking with my best friend/sister in law... and this is what i sent him.... Well, to begin this, You don't know me. But, when Alisha calls me crying, I can and will step in. And this is me stepping in. How dare you talk to Alisha like that? You not only have no right, but you also have no room to talk. For one, You dear, are fucking ugly. I told Alisha that from day one. Two, you can not spell, nor can you complete an entire sentence with proper grammar. It's disgusting how uneducated you are. I have no idea if you graduated college, dropped out of high school, or blew your teachers to make it through school, but I do know you not only are an uneducated idiot, but you have some serious psychological issues. I mean, realistically, Alisha is really busy. She hardly has time for me, and I assure you I am far more important than you. And to go our of your way to say things you know will hurt her, only shows you have a low self-esteem and enjoy hurting other peo

Hell Finally Scientifically Explained
HELL EXPLAINED BY CHEMISTRY STUDENT The following is an actual question given on a University Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so 'profound' that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well : Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following: First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. M

Crazy Women
I am so sick of meeting a women putting forth a real effert to make it work and only getting hurt. I think if I meet one more women and she cheats on me or uses me again I will fucking snap I don't think I can take it. My ex came over today to tell me what a fuck up I am and how her cheating on me was my fault how I wasnt there enough for her and it drove her to fuck 3 guys. WHAT THE FUCK that is the dumbest fucking excuse i have ever heard I called her ever night I went to her house everyday I could to see her and keep her company and I wasnt there enough for her? I swear all women are crazy, just one sane one thats all I want I dont care how old or if they are not super models just a sane women who i can trust is all i want.

The Cum Factory
by LateNiteFantasy© My tongue dips on your swollen clit, A cry as you beg me to never stop, You want me deeper and deeper, You need me more and more, I feel your wetness on my face, A perfect product of your cum factory My fingers claw into you severely, A rub that takes you so high, What more could I do to please you, A turn of the hand and a rub of the wall, The G-spot is found and you wash me out, A perfect product of your cum factory A toy to play all alone, You hear the buzz as you turn the dial, Sliding deep inside you wail, Pushing and pulling of force, Another wet rush and your there, A perfect product of your cum factory A cock it is so hard and so ready, You weep to feel it inside, Flesh in flesh nothing is better, Hot skin touching you deep, A throb and soon you finish him, A perfect product of your cum factory

Single!!!
Some of you have messaged wondering how I could possibly be single. Well it's true, I am. My last two boyfriends have screwed me over because i'm "too nice". My best friend told me I need to quit being so nice. Why is that a quality that I need to disqualify from my personality to help someone like me better and treat me with respect? Just curious! Hey Elgin guy, your freakin hot too!!!

George Carlin
TODAY WE LOST ONE OF THE MOST TALENTED "FUNNYMEN" OF OUR GENERATION. FROM THE "HIPPY DIPPY" WEATHERMAN, TO THE THOUSANDS OF STAND UP ROUTINES, HE WAS THE BEST AT WHAT HE DID! I PERSONALLY MET MR. CARLIN IN THE LATE 80'S. HE WAS A DOWN TO EARTH AND GENEROUS MAN. LET'S ALL HAVE A DRINK FOR GEORGE! HE'LL BE MISSED.

One Chance
One Chance A story is told about two lovers Their souls entwined in forms all too human He treasured her beyond all thought To her, he was her life. Then one day he hurt her greatly A wound of the heart In bitterness she ended her world with him "You had one chance and you ruined it" In desperation he tried to win her back Tried to show her how his heart felt Begging forgiveness for a moments indiscretion Roses....wine...poetry Nothing would change her mind. As the years past he found another Leaving for other lands She sadly was alone in her world One day she turned to her sister Who was married to a wonderful man "My dear sweet sister. What is your secret? I know your husband hurt you once as well. What magic happened to make you two together and so happy?" Her sister replied to the teary eyes sibling "Oh dearest young sister, there is no magic, No formula to bring two hearts together And to remain as such. All I can say is how "we" survived.

In Memory Of You Mom
One month ago today , I lost you to the angels and you went away, I still cry and love you dear, I can't believe any of this is real, The memories I have are all great, But none of them will ever replace, That loving hug and the smile on your face, I love you Mom, your in a better place........

Blame Part 1 (unedited)
Find my feelings found you out it's to late you ripped them out. Made me suffer felt the pain how is it that I get blamed? You took from me all I had the love I felt hurt so bad. I can't pretend that it's ok my souls aflame it burned away. The screams are silent but filled with hate I guess that this is our fate. Find these feelings found you out it's to late they've been ripped out. I'll not suffer all this pain it's your turn now to feel the blame. All your use it fades away my worlds consumed by endless grey. All this hate lets me see red your blood spills out and you are dead. Your pain mounts up it's feeling worse I feel as though I'm fucking cursed. Yet you can't see the reason why even in your own demise. I'm tired of all the shit demeaning words and getting hit. You mock me saying we need to split well fuck it then this is it. Tear you open with my mind still I can't see you inside. I see why the love has died it was like you never tried. Found the feelings pushe

Facts Of Life
The father smiled to see his child Come running to his side. "Please tell me, Daddy, what is meant By that word 'sex'", she cried. He looked aghast at this sweet girl - She was but eight years old; Too young, he thought and innocent To break this childhood mould. She should be playing with her dolls Or other toys she had Instead of asking questions such As this one of her Dad. With openness and honesty An inborn family trait, This Dad explained the facts of life Quite candidly and straight. His discourse finished, thankfully, He kissed her on the cheek; No word she'd uttered all the while, But now began to speak: "I didn't think my question was A matter so complex, For Mum just said to tell you lunch Is ready in two secs."

Softly Dreams
Softly Dreams by LateNiteFantasy© Soft the sound, almost unheard, as if a kiss reluctantly released, languid fingers rise from a hand thrown jar striped ochre and blue. Slithering through glistening dark, fine curls, she again anoints dusky rose labial petals; eager clitoral bud asserting itself with desire's aroma. Faint beads of perspiration dew upon brow, and in the valley of breasts, along trembling plains of belly, an answering condensation forms from rising pulse. Between tension quivering thighs, a spring now less sluggishly flows to feed the aching hunger of her passion's flower whose scent is of salted honey. Yet it is to her face I am drawn; even at the edge of candle glow, planes of of passion and power and...something else, only she knows, are sharply defined. Does she sense I watch her, if only in mind's eye across distance that may be no more than a door away or across the sea? Is her faint smile a knowledge of me? Deep bre

Earn $15k Easy
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Intimate Glances
Intimate Glances Eyes transfixed on your arms Every sultry muscle invites erotic passion The fullness of your shoulders Drives a frenzy of fantasy Your body brings forth an ultimate feast Devoured before our first hello Lovers in a world that exists Before my courage ever took hold Can you forgive the liberties my mind takes? Will you stay in my sight Long enough for words to take hold? Is my glance an offer of tomorrow Or am I a coward? Teach me to reach inside your heart My eyes are not just here to behold They are here to learn Turn these intimate glances Into visions of wonder

Home Town, Family And Friends
Well I guess this is going to be my lil venting for today. I truely thought I was going to be living back in my home town of Shallotte NC. But I guess it isn't meant to be. All the people that had promised to help me move backed out at the last minute. Well its to late now because Ive gotta be moved out of my house in TN on the 1st of July, don't have anybody to help me load a truck or drive an extra vehicle. Some family and friends huh? Ive never been so hurt in all my life. I cannot depend on anybody but myself, thats the way life has always treated me so Im not sure why I thought this would be any different. So Im back in TN until whenever.... I miss the beach .... but of course not those that made a lot of broken promises.

Dancer's Pleasure
Dancer's Pleasure Dancing in a mist of golden starlight He moves to the sounds of passions and temptations Playing each heart in tune Caressing the fire in all women's hearts With the stroke of a smile And the touch of desire Offering all and denying everything He becomes a living, breathing fantasy Which cannot be captured by mortal man With clouded, dazed eyes we are cast into another world A place of erotic rhythm Where the boundaries of reality Are tempered by the desires of seduction In my arms he travels like a falling star Drinking him up hungrily Tasting the pleasures of warm flesh I heighten to new desires....new limits Twisting together we explore our deepest desires. Deep inside you, I discover a world I will not leave A heat I would die without I was born to feel the pulsating fury within you Moving as one our hips fence together Parrying.....thrusting..animalistic passions explode As we both know "We will be pleased". The rules change..

In School
Life is busy with work and college my days seem to fly by with work and study. I am learning a lot of things to better my life and give more joy in my daily duties. even though school is stressful the gratification is wonderful doing well in my classes just wanted to let my friends know that I am doing good thinking of you while I scurry through my day. hope to talk to you all soon. big hugzzzz and kisses..c u soon.

Damnit I Need A Smoke!
Well Alden was supposed to come back with some money so I can get some smokes. I need smokes so freaking badly!!! Well I just really wanted to say hey and whats up. I'm going to go walk my ass to the store now! Later guys.

Tagged!
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 15 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1.I used to have a slight obsession with boybands, starting with New Kids on The Block. 2. My favorite vegetable is Asparagus. 3. When I brush my hair I ALWAYS start on the right side. 4. I have to check the lock on my door at least 5 times before bed. 5. I am deathly afraid of Grasshoppers. 6. I cant swim. 7. I didnt learn how to drive until I was 23. 8. I can make a peace sign with my toes. 9. I came out when I was 14...(im bi). 10. Ive have died my hair every color of the rainbow at some point in time. 11. I used to be goth. 12. I flew to Seattle to meet my last love interest, and no one knew. There are still peop

The Truth Before The Lie
~Come see the Truth BEFORE the Lie~ Pebbles is having ... gasp ... another Happy Hour! ~PebblesinAZ~Argonutz' Angel~Read Blogs!!@ fubar There is a -special- Rate-A-Thon folder ..... You GOTTA see it !!! Same Lie, Same Stroke and Tiny Balls (opens at 5 !!) If you don't laugh at LEAST 5 times ... ... you're either dead or comatose ! Ya better call a Doctor (NOT a Medic !!) 5 p.m. Fu-Time for ~The Truth BEFORE the Lie~ Tappinit~@ fubar Doctor In The Tardis [Original] - KLF

Bulldozer Rampage Hits Jerusalem
Bulldozer rampage hits Jerusalem Emergency services rush to rescue the injured A woman has been killed and dozens of people have been injured after a bulldozer crashed into a commuter bus and several cars in Jerusalem. Witnesses said the bulldozer driver went on the rampage on Jaffa Road before the crash. The BBC's Tim Franks, who witnessed the incident, said a police officer then climbed onto the roof of the bulldozer and shot the driver dead. There was panic in the streets with hundreds running to flee the scene. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Are you in Jerusalem? Did you witness this incident? If you have any information you would like to share with the BBC you can do so using the form below: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/middle_east/7485022.stm

A Best Friend Lost *today Is A Sad Day*
Those of you whom have a pet, hold them tight tonight. When I was about twelve years old my mother brought home a dog for Christmas. She was the most precious thing I have ever set my eyes on. She was full of life, playful and always at your side when you were sick or not feeling well. She was my best friend. When she was about 6 months old she was diagnosed with Parvo (a puppy disease that kills most pups) and my family nursed her to health. Each member of my family watching guard and staying awake with her at 2 hour increments. On Christmas day, that year, she turned back into the healthy, energetic dog that we had all come to love. And the disease was gone. It was our own little miracle. She lived a good life. Was loved by many and lived on a farm when she was only a few years old. Those animals kept her life strong. She lived in Las Vegas, Nevada; Lebanon, Oregon; Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania and lived a full life with love and many people who cared for her. Today, July 2

Through My Hands
Through My Hands Where have you been for so long? Though fields of gold We danced for so long I've held you tight Kissed you in dream filled nights Remembering your words of forever...like music to me Now I travel on roads alone Not knowing the path which was once so clear I am lost but I don't care I see you in the distance I run to hold you To touch you but once more I reach out but you drift from view And the last hope I had Fades quickly though my hands.

Celebrate Freedom
Celebrate freedom Freedom is the great enabler of opportunity. When you are free to act in accordance with your most treasured values and interests, anything you can imagine is possible. Essential to freedom is responsibility. It is by accepting and exercising full responsibility over every aspect of your life that you become truly free to live and fulfill your own unique vision. Freedom carries with it great power. Responsibility keeps that power focused in a positive and productive direction. Freedom, lovingly tempered with responsibility, has produced many great and wonderful things. Even more wonderful is the fact that freedom's best rewards are yet to come. For in freedom there is endless promise. With freedom, the possibilities for goodness and fulfillment are always growing more abundant. Celebrate freedom and, more importantly, creatively put it to good use in your own special way. With your life, uncover and bring to life some of freedom's treasures that have ne

24hours To Go, Last Update!!!!
WITH JUST 24 HOURS TO GO HERE IS THE LAST STANDINGS UPDATE!! 1ST-PEGGY SUE-2102 2ND-LACET-1194 3RD-MINOU MINOU-730 4TH-MyZtErY-578 5TH-TNK-530 6TH-DEB-529 7TH-RUBYLIPS-439 8TH-CHELLE BELLE-416 9TH-SWEETCHERRYPIE-389 10TH-JENNICENSE-376 11TH-SUNSHINE-340 12TH-SINFUL PLEASURES-335 13TH-REDNECKANGEL-331 14TH-PHOENIX-314 15TH-BABZ-266 16TH-FANTASY-177 17TH-KIM CORR-BURTUCCO-175 18TH-MICKIRIO3-160 19TH-TANDY-157 20TH-CANADIAN PRINCESS-117 21ST-REBELTXN76-101 ITS TIME FOR THE FINAL PUSH AS THEREMARE SOME TIGHT RACES FOR THE FINAL SPOTS SO LETS MAKE THIS LAST 24 HOURS A BIG ONE & GOOD LUCK TO ALL THE LOVELY LADIES!!!

In Memory Of The Lost, Lonely, And Brave
I shall never forget that fateful day, When Families had lost their Husband and Wives, To mad men who robbed Innocent People of their lives. Causing the world shock and dismay. I have not lost Family on the 9/11 date, But this I can share. In my Mind, I put myself there, I tasted the fear and I shared the same fate To the innocent lives who shared a senseless death, I would gladly had been there to take your place, So that your family could have joy in seeing your face. Still, I was with you to take that final breath. To the families who cry in vein, Your Pain is greather than no other, Without warning we lost a sister or brother. My heart goes out to you, for we all share your pain. To You the Brave who would not give up the fight, The Survivors owe their lives to your determination, Alive or Gone you make me proud to be of this nation. In my heart I was with you to struggle through the night. The worst has past but through it all, Still we shed our

Sweet Lady Of Liquid Entrapment
Sweet Lady of Liquid Entrapment by LateNiteFantasy© Sweet lady -- luscious nymph of rose scented bath water -- you have enchanted my heart and desire once more. The room is thick with steam, shrouding your beauty with a veil of hot, white mist. Small red candles lit cast tender shadows that weave and unravel with the subtle golden light over your soft, ivory skin. A lonely rose captures my fleeting attention, as I momentarily note how it reflects the dark crimson of your hair, whose tips move sinuously with the gently lapping water. Thin wisps of tiny, dwindling bubbles streak white through the crystal clear water -- you have been waiting for me a long while, and my heart and body wrenches painfully with guilt and hunger. Sweet lady -- luscious nymph of rose scented bath water -- had you been feeling wickedly mischievous this afternoon, when you arranged this scene of romantic delight? Your luminous, blue eyes follow the shade of my form as it cleaves throu

Dont Do It
Why did you make me die? It's early yet the month is one, though you can't see me, we've just begun. I'm small I don't have the hide, I'm just a small seed inside. Four weeks later, month two, I'm still small, but a part of you. Mommy you'll love me, just wait and see, you'll be so proud of me. Time is passing, the month three, now I'm someone you can see, my hair is black, my eyes are brown. Mommy you'll love to have me around. It's later the month is four, I know I won't grow anymore. Even though it may not be right, mommy just killed me last night. Now I'm gone the month is five, mommy killed me, I'm not alive. Abortions the name they give it, it takes your life before you live it. I wanted to be born, the month is six, its already done, it can't be fixed. Guess mommy didn't love me, she just threw me away. She'll never forget me, I'm in her memory to stay. I've got a new home. The month is seven, mommy killed me, I'm now in Heaven. I was beautiful, but now I'm gone, only my memo

The Games We Play
Something I don't think I will ever understand is why people play games. I know that in relationship situations people have been and do get hurt. Given that knowledge I still don't believe it justifies causing harm to others for your pain and insecurity. People get into relationships, and because they have not healed themselves, things get screwed up and in turn another person gets hurt. I see people that are suspicious of their other halves and, in turn to ease their insecurity, they opt to play a game of Catch 22 to catch the liar, when in reality, they themselves are the image they are trying to capture. If we feel suspicious or uncomfortable about the way another person is with us, is it not better to pack up our lunchbox and head home. I have been the subject of mind games for oh so long a time, and saying STOP was the best thing I did for me, and also for my now ex husband. I am not sure that I am in a position to contribute effectively to a relationship, but

Child Support
Fucking. The Indiana child support database computers blew up on Monday, so I didn't get my payment on Tuesday. Blah blah blah. Whatever. I don't desperately need it right now, its just my fucking money that I'm owed. Anyways, here's a quote from their website. "The Child Support technical system difficulties of the past few days have been resolved. Child Support payments which were scheduled to be sent via check, direct deposit or debit card on Tuesday morning will be sent this morning, July 10. Child Support payments which were scheduled to be sent Wednesday and Thursday morning, July 9 and 10, will be sent along with Friday morning's payments on Friday July 11. " Lets see. Its FRIDAY the 11TH and I was supposed to get mine THURSDAY the 10TH, according to what I'm reading here. So I gave the place a call and I just talked to the trashiest fucking bitch. My god. "NO NO NO THATS NOT WHAT IT SAYS. IT SAYS THE CHECKS WERE RELEASED THURSDAY AND EVERYONE WILL GET THEM TOD

11-07-2008 "adate I Will Always Remember Fondly)
Let me preface this with an assurance that this is entirely truthful, I have no embellished the facts at all. The editorial comments however have been added as my actual thoughts at the time are unworthy of being recounted here. This morning I was up, bright and early, heading out to a regional staff meeting for the company that I work for, my peers and supervisors were all expected to attend. In my attempt to be economical, and the fact that the car was needed elsewhere, I had planned to use the local public transportation system. I had experienced this "system" before but never to travel such a great distance (12 miles as the crow flies, 35 as the bus, with a connection, ambles along). So I allowed plenty of extra time for the journey, I left the house at 7:30 am for a 10am meeting. When I was about half the distance between my home and the bus stop, I felt something wet against the back of my left leg. Curious as a three year old, I paused to take a look at this phenomina. se

Perks Of Being Over 40
1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first. 3. No one expects you to run into a burning building. 4. People call at 9 PM and ask, "Did I wake you?" 5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac. 6. There is nothing left to learn the hard way. 7. Things you buy now won't wear out. 8. You can eat dinner at 4 P.M. 9. You can live without sex but not without glasses. 10. You enjoy hearing about other peoples operations. 11. You get into heated arguments about pension plans. 12. You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it. 13. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge. 14. You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room. 15. You sing along with elevator music. 16. Your eyes won't get much worse. 17. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off. 18. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service. 19. Your

Naughty Application
Do you think I'm cute/ pretty? Would you have sex with me? lights on or off? Would you have to be drunk? Would you take a shower with me? Have you ever thought about having sex with me? Would you leave after or stay the night? Do you like cuddling afterwards? Condom or skin? Have sex on the first date? Would you kiss me during sex? Do you think I would be good in bed? Would you use me as a booty call? Can I use you as a booty call? Can we take pictures of the act? How long would we have sex? Would you tell your friends about me? Would you want me for a b/f , g/f or friend? Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THIS BACK TO YOU! EVEN IF YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND OR GIRLFRIEND - REPOST THIS! REPOST AS NAUGHTY APPLICATION

Wearechange Ohio Confronts John Mccain About Pnac
WeAreCHANGE Ohio Confronts John McCain about PNAC ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: We Are Change NYC Date: 14 Jul 2008, 00:22 http://www. youtube. com/watch?v=RBeU6llGDkAMcCain asked about PNAC and 9/11 at town hallDavid Edwards and Muriel KaneThe Raw StoryPublished: Thursday July 10, 2008 During a town hall event in Portsmouth, OH on Wednesday, John McCain was asked by a member of the audience whether his links to the parent organization of the Project for a New American Century explain why he has been reluctant to support calls for a new investigation of 9/11.The questioner began, "I was curious about a document· Back in September of 2000, the Project for a New American Century, or PNAC, whose members included Dick Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld, Jeb Bush and Paul Wolfowitz, wrote a document entitled 'Rebuilding Americans Defenses.'" As McCain turned and paced away from him, the questioner continued, "In it, they state, quote, "The

Club United Members Pls Read
Dove just lost her father...Would you take just a few minutes of your time to go show her love and support in this difficult time for her...Thank you, Tina ~~DOVE~CLUB UNITED~ LETS RIDE~@ fubar

Page 20/book
Oh Man That first rush after a long time is like your frist day back at school seeing old friends for the first time in a long time showing nothing but happyness hiding all pain and lusting over the next rush you get lucky me i just happened to get dubble addictsons not only the rush of my friend the knife but it looked like my addiction to HIM was going to pay off he wanted to play and i was just in the mood to give in after all a girl can only go so long without a man and i could not last 2 days let alone 2 months without eather addictson so i did not slip into the pool i dived in head first bare ass naked just to get my rushes damn it was good to be home

True Love Is Grand
Have you ever just seen that look in someones eye; you know when they look at you like you illuminate their whole world and make it a brighter, sweeter place? Have you ever heard the smile in their voice when they speak to you, even when they are saying nothing specifically directed towards you - they are just smiling to tell you about their day? Have you ever felt your heart skip a beat and simply dance with joy as you get closer to them, because just to be in their presence overwhelms you. They are the first thought you have in the morning and the last one you have before you drift off to sleep. They are the missing piece of yourself that you have been wandering aimlessly through the world in search of and you feel like you can't even breathe without them. Do you look at them and envision a future with them - do you see yourselves old with them? Does it seem like a portion of heaven for you? I know it does and it's magical. I am in love like this. I am so in love with a man who

Ivorie
Ivorie is a beautiful color that adds some extreme delight,The Ivorie that I have love for,is filled with joy and lots of life.Somtimes known to mature with age in the right time of the season,will blossom into a beautiful creature wich people will love for any reason,Ivorie will vary in size and looks come the right times of change,No one should ever hold her back or put it in a cage,One who has a bad temper would very much relate,Thee who shall upset Ivorie must suffer in its quake,I`m starting to see a resemblance in this wonderful gift of gods nature,Never go head to head with this wrath or you shall feel its anger,cant help but fall in love with this beastly mass of gods creation,Perhaps it will grow big and strong and one day rule the nation,I built this template to go on through her wonderful years of reign,To ever see her crumble would bring me to great pain,I have much love for this creatur,this wonder of natures extreme delight,for she is the one,the only,the daughter,MY DAUG

To The Lazy Man {motivated}
It ain't my fault you're motivated 'cause I ain't workin' my drive has faded I'd rather chill, talk to my friends and drink my coffee, laugh at my sins I'm lovin' life, it's a pretty day and I'm a let it waste away I said I'm lovin' life it's a pretty day and I'm a let it waste away I rather stand on the corner and laugh my ass off and pay my dues I done work my ass off but work never got me nowhere it was like god luck and I just happened to be there and I'm a show up when I show up and if I don't blow up. fuck it. I don't blow up at least I don't have to grow up man let me smoke my cigarette I figurin' now 'bout all the things I won't get a bunch of bullshit I really don't need a bunch of dumb bitches mixin' crack with weed but I got caffiene and I got pills I got me a beat machine and I got skills and so what if I gotta sleep all day it ain't like I'm missin' much anyway 'cause it's a fake and it's all take you're all full of shit so I'll D.O.A.

Gas Prices In Florida
Price Station Address City Time 3.86 Sam's Club 13360 Cortez Blvd Brooksville Jul 18,9:29 AM 13360 Cortez Blvd Brooksville Jul 18, 9:29 AM 3.89 Hess 18635 Cortez Blvd & W Jefferson Brooksville Jul 18,9:29 AM 18635 Cortez Blvd & W Jefferson Brooksville Jul 18, 9:29 AM 3.93 7-Eleven 15310 Cortez Blvd & Wiscon Brooksville Jul 18,9:29 AM 15310 Cortez Blvd & Wiscon Brooksville Jul 18, 9:29 AM 3.95 Circle K 13077 Cortez Blvd & Mariner Brooksville Jul 18,9:29 AM 13077 Cortez Blvd & Mariner Brooksville Jul 18, 9:29 AM 3.97 BP 101 Ponce de Leon Blvd (US-98) & FL-50 Brooksville Jul 18,9:29 AM 101 Ponce de Leon Blvd (US-98) & FL-50 Brooksville Jul 18, 9:29 AM 3.97 Citgo 8486 N Carl Rose Hwy & Withalacoochee Tr Hernando Jul 17,3:43 PM 8486 N Carl Rose Hwy & Withalacoochee Tr Hernando Jul 17, 3:43 PM 3.98 Cumberland Farms 2805 N Florida Ave & FL-200 Hernando Jul 17,3:43 PM 2805 N Florida Ave & FL-200 Hernando Jul 17, 3:43 PM 3.98 Sunoco NoUS41 (By Trash) Dunne

Domestic Abuse Hotline
Hotline Services The National Domestic Violence Hotline answers more than 19,500 calls per month from victims, survivors, friends and family members, law enforcement personnel, domestic violence advocates and the general public. Hotline advocates provide support and assistance to anyone involved in a domestic violence situation, including those in same-sex relationships, male survivors, those with disabilities and immigrant victims of domestic violence. All calls to the National Domestic Violence Hotline are anonymous and confidential. Hotline Services Include: Crisis intervention, safety planning, information about domestic violence and referrals to local service providers A direct connection to domestic violence resources available in the caller’s area provided by a Hotline advocate Assistance in both English and Spanish with Hotline advocates having access to more than 140 different languages through interpreter services Assistance through e-mail on the contact page

Yaay More Nonsense
To my devious clan of mental midgets, Hi guys. Now I know it's been a while since i've done this but it doesn't mean i love you any less...... or does it. I'll let you figure it out. (ptssst, the answer is yes) So on with my rant. So when it really comes down to it how can you really trust the voices in your head? I mean sometimes they make sense but, then they come out of nowhere with things like "you should paint your body in pudding" or "what would that pile of leaves look like if it were on fire" or more recently "Iraqs not so bad, when you go this time you might even enjoy it". Those tricky fucks they almost got me this time. I will not be fooled again by the..... ooh like a shiny object. Wait where was I. Oh well i can't remember.... so I guess what I'm trying to say is lets put an end to womens suffrage. (if you are a woman and you just agreed to that statement you might want to go look up the meaning of suffrage). But, anyways. So ummmmm. ... How about th

Help Me Win!!!
http://fubar.com/photo.php?u=660043&albumid=1124348&i=424658161&idx=3 please rate the hell out of this pic i need to beat 27 rates to win....please show me support rate fan and add her than rate my pic with the link above

Lunar
She watched as transparent whirls of smoke slowly danced in a crisp winter air upwards towards the sky, changing shapes and patterns like ghostly apparitions, until finally disappearing into eternal nothingness. She took a drag from a cigarette, and heard a light crackle as the amber tip lit up and let the smoke fill her lungs. She exhaled, letting out a new batch of smoke. The moon emanated its cold mysterious glow, making the snow covered field drown in an ocean of pure white. She stood there, spellbound by this creature that was looking back at her, and her only, with its featureless round face, so many light years and miles away, so distant and yet so close, keeping her company at this lonesome hour. She could sense it sending its lunar incantations into the air, pulsating with waves and invoking the spirits of the forest that stood like an inpenetrable fortress along the shadowed edges of the field. From the safety of the lit up entrance of the hotel, she wondered what

Wall-e
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. Too too cute. And adorable. And charming. But if you've spoiler-phobic, look away now... Let's face it, if the entire movie had been brave enough to just consist of EVA and WALL-E on earth, this would undoubtedly be THE film of 2008. The second spaceship-set half of the movie, although of a very high quality itself, and very enjoyable, does fall back into traditional narrative, with all the animated movie staples in place (lessons are taught, redemption is earned). There's some great imagination on show, and it never detracts from the gold-plated charm that is WALL-E himself. But it never quite captures the spell-binding magic that the opening Earth-set scenes have. Whether that element could have been strung out for a whole feature is certainly a tall order, but if they could have found a way, in my mind I'm convinced it could have one of the greatest family movies of all time. That said, what could have been exceptional i

Deaf Genie
A man walks into a bar with a paper bag. He sits down and places the bag on the counter. The bartender walks up and asks what's in the bag. The man reaches into the bag and pulls out a little man, about one foot high and sets him on the counter. He reaches back into the bag and pulls out a small piano, setting it on the counter as well. He reaches into the bag once again and pulls out a tiny piano bench, which he places in front of the piano. The little man sits down at the piano and starts playing a beautiful piece by Mozart! 'Where on earth did you get that?' says the bartender. The man responds by reaching into the paper bag. This time he pulls out a magic lamp. He hands it to the bartender and says: 'Here. Rub it.' So the bartender rubs the lamp, and suddenly there's a gust of smoke and a beautiful genie is standing before him. 'I will grant you one wish. Just one wish ~~ each person is only allowed one!' The bartender gets real excited. Without

Thoughts...
The good you find in others, is in you too. The faults you find in others, are your faults as well. After all, to recognize something you must know it. The possibilities you see in others, are possible for you as well. The beauty you see around you, is your beauty. The world around you is a reflection, a mirror showing you the person you are. To change your world, you must change yourself. To blame and complain will only make matters worse. Whatever you care about, is your responsibility. What you see in others, shows you yourself. See the best in others, and you will be your best. Give to others, and you give to yourself. Appreciate beauty, and you will be beautiful. Admire creativity, and you will be creative. Love, and you will be loved. Seek to understand, and you will be understood. Listen, and your voice will be heard. Teach, and you will learn.

The Look
The Look It is hard to Describe, yet Each time I See it the Softness and warmth, The quiet Countenance, takes my Heart to a place of Peaceful remembrance Of youth spent Chasing the blossom Of a first kiss, The shudder of The first caress The salty taste Of sweat stained bodies In tender embrace It is the look in your eyes Whenever we meet And the fading of it When we depart poet

The Truth About Life
I can Make a Woman Happy It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be: 1. a friend 2. a companion 3. a lover 4. a brother 5. a father 6. a master 7. a chef 8. an electrician 9. a carpenter 10. a plumber 11. a mechanic 12. a decorator 13. a stylist 14. a sexologist 15. a gynaecologist 16. a psychologist 17. a pest exterminator 18. a psychiatrist 19. a healer 20. a good listener 21. an organizer 22. a good father 23. very clean 24. sympathetic 25. athletic 26. warm 27. attentive 28. gallant 29. intelligent 30. funny 31. creative 32. tender 33. strong 34. understanding 35. tolerant 36. prudent 37. ambitious 38. capable 39. courageous 40. determined! 41. true 42. dependable 43. passionate 44. compassionate WITHOUT FORGETTING TO: 45. give her compliments regularly 46. love shopping 47. be honest 48. be very rich 49. not stress her out 50. not look at other girls AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO: 51.

Never Be The Same....
So many images pass through my mind Whenever I speak your name; Without you in my life This world has never been the same. Remembering those lazy days When I was just a child; When my life was consumed in you In your love, and in your smile. Remembering all those times When I looked up to you; How no matter what happened in my life You could make my gray skies blue. Daddy, some days I hear your voice I turn to see your face; Yet in my turning... the sound has been erased. Daddy, who do I turn to for answers? When life doesn’t make any sense; Who will be there to hold me close? When the pieces just don't fit. Oh, Daddy, if I could turn back the hands of time if once more you could hear my voice; I would tell you out of all the dads You were the very best choice. Always know how much I love you And no one can take your place; Years may come and years may go But your memory will never be erased. Tonight, Dear Jesus, as you listen From the Heaven

At Last The Weekend
So we didn't have the meetin today i posted in my last blog. again got pulled from doin one project to another and ppl wonder y things don't get accomplished, whatever. but fuck it my weekend has started and as long as i hear from my rikku during my weekend then it will already b a good one. i luv her so much, muah.

Relationships
Its obvious that im really no good with them and im not sure exactly why but i can babble about it if i want. Actually im only typing this because several times in the past month or so ive heard people say the same thing. I hear a lot of "my wife cheated on me the whole time we were married so its hard for me to be with someone else." I understand how it could be hard....ive been in a very significant relationship where i was cheated on several times and every smaller relationship after that was the same. I realized though here recently that I never allowed myself to fully trust and be with someone completly after the first time. I put up a wall that is damn near impossible to break down and thought here recently I found someone who seemed determined to take it down anyway. Ok on to the point. I too used to use the "ive been cheated on so its hard" line as an excuse to never let anyone in. But I realized that if I was going to let a relationship from the past ruin any chance of

Wonderful Life
Here I go out to see again the sunshine fills my hair and dreams hang in the air Gulls in the sky and in my blue eyes you know it feels unfair there's magic everywhere Look at me standing here on my own again up straight in the sunshine No need to run and hide it's a wonderful, wonderful life No need to laugh and cry it's a wonderful, wonderful life Sun in your eyes the heat is in your hair they seem to hate you because you're there and I need a friend Oh, I need a friend to make me happy not stand here on my own Look at me standing here on my own again up straight in the sunshine No need to run and hide it's a wonderful, wonderful life No need to laugh and cry it's a wonderful, wonderful life I need a friend oh, I need friend to make me happy not so alone....... Look at me here here on my own again up straight in the sunshine No need to run and hide it's a wonderful, wonderful life No need to laugh

Rejected Penthouse Letter My New Place
MY KIDS HAVE PUT ME IN A HOME. THEY CALL IT A RETIREMENT COMMUNITY, BUT DAMMIT IT IS AN OLD FOLKS HOME. MOST OF THE PEOPLE HERE SMELL LIKE URINE. I WONDER IF I SMELL LIKE URINE TOO. AT NIGHT WE PLAY GAMES. SOMETIMES WE EVEN HAVE A DANCE. THERE ARE LOTS OF WOMEN HERE. MOST OF THE OTHER MEN ARE DEAD SO I GET MY PICK USUALLY. ONE WOMAN LOOKS A LITTLE LIKE JANE MANSFIELD. MY NEW FRIEND WALTER SAYS THAT SHE USED TO BE A DOCTOR'S WIFE. I WAS DANCING WITH JANE MANSFIELD AND BEFORE YOU KNOW IT SOMETHING WAS HAPPENING IN MY PANTS. IT HAD BEEN MONTHS FOR ME SINCE MY LAST ERECTION. USUALLY THE DANG THING DOESN'T WORK. WHEN THE DANCE WAS OVER JANE TOLD ME TO STOP BY HER ROOM. BEFORE HEADING OVER, I TALKED TO WALTER. AROUND THESE PARTS THEY TRADE VIAGRA LIKE WE TRADED LUCKY STRIKES IN THE WAR. I HAD TO PROMISE A WEEKS WORTH OF DESSERTS TO HENRY THE DIABETIC IN ORDER TO SCORE A BLUE PILL. I TOOK THAT PILL AND WENT UP TO JANES ROOM. I HADN'T MADE LOVE TO A WOMAN SINCE MY GRACE PASSED I

" The Robbery" ...
It's A Friday night, you're fed up with work, only you and I know you're about to quit. I park nearby, and walk down the street until I reach the back of the store. I give you a loud kick at the door to let you know I'm there to rob the store. U ask thru the door "who is it?" and as soon as you do, I slip on your used and soiled pantyhose to hide my face. Mmm as soon as I inhale, I smell your Pussy. I push the door open as you begin to open it, and I walk you around the corner and shove you against the desk.. As you trace your fingers around the outline of my lips, you start to kiss me. Our face pressed Firmly together, wetting your pantyhose, I quickly pull up your shirt, Ripping your bra, exposing your milky breasts. U quickly, start to unbutton Your jeans and I step back and rip them off from your ankles and feet Your pussy is already moist, as I spread your pussy lips and smear My face over your pussy lips, inhaling you. You moan as you feel The heat f

Thank You
i can't stay onlong i just wantes to thank all my friends forthere prayersa nd well wishes. i did a very stupid thing and i am sorrry i did it. i love you all very much. most thanks to ian and ange for all their special things theyy did for me an my family. i might be goin home next week Nd i promise to be here more often. armistead sorry itis hard for me to typestill

Liars
WHY DO MEN GOTTA LIE ON HERE AND TELL U THEY DONT GOT NOBODY THEN U FIND OUT THEY DO AND U ASK THEM AND THEY DONT ANSWER U BACK.AND THEN MEN WONDER WHY THEY ONLY ATTRACT HOES ITS BECAUSE U LIED DAH! MEN CANT HANDLE A WOMEN THAT IS GOOD TO THEM CUZ THEY ARE TOO BUSY LYIN. ITS LIKE IM NOT STUPID IM GONNA FIND OUT DAH!! JUST SO TIRED OF MEN LYIN TO ME BOUT BEIN SINGLE BUT IM SORRY IM NOT TAKIN SLOPPY SECONDS IM FOR REAL IF U WANNA B WITH DONT LIE BOUT SHIT DAH!!!

Happy Hour Bound
~NATURAL_WITCH~ OH YEAH BABY,,SHES GOIN FOR A HAPPY HOUR!!! RATE HER PIC, DROP A FEW COMMENTS, ALL HELP IS APPRECIATED!!!! THANK YOU SO MUCH AND HAVE A GREAT DAY!!! (repost of original by '~MysticFaerie~ **Happy Member of *Club United*' on '2008-08-08 07:28:28')

My Bully....thanks Tappinit
CHECK OUT THIS AWESOME MAN TOO....HE HELPED ME MAKE MY FIRST BULLY AND IS VERY AWESOME!!! Tappinit =FuBaron and Yin Provider to her most Sensitive Yang, Linda.@ fubar COME GET IN ON THE FUN..AUCTION ENDS TOMORROW WELL I FINALLY DID IT!!I'M ON THE AUCTION BLOCK SO COME MAKE A BID. I WILL MAKE SOME LUCKY OWNER VERY HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!JUST CLICK ON THE LINK BELOW AND COME BE GENEROUS!! IF THERE'S ANYTHING I'M NOT OFFERING YOU WOULD LIKE...JUST ASK AND I MIGHT BE ABLE TO WORK SOMETHING OUT FOR THE RIGHT PRICE!!! DO show the Auction Hostess MUCH Dirty Love:DȉЯrΤΥ ԍirᴸ®™**PrOmOtEr 4 Fu-LuV BoMb SqUaD** PrOmOtEr 4 EuPhOrIa@ fubar Dangerous - Kardinal Offishall

This One Better
There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms. Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 AM The next day at 8:45 AM, there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door. The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee. He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule. The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the 2 men march down to the factory floor. When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor, and they're really beginning to pile up. At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's. She has a roll of plush red fabric and a hugh bag of small marbles. The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece to th

Do I Need A Man??
This is pretty true about me too. You Don't Need a Man, but You Want One! You like having a guy in your life, and overall, you prefer not to be single. You won't go out with a guy out of desperation.. you rather be alone. However, when you're single, you do tend to obsess a little over dating. Because no matter how good your single life is, it's better with a great guy around. Do You Need a Man?

New Lounge Tweety's Rock'n Romance Escape
WELCOME to tweety's rock'n romance escape,place where you can meet people and make friendships DJS are awesome and love your requests so what ya waiting for come join us also hiring greeters and promoters!!!! Click anywhere on the pic

The Things Kids Come Up With...
A cute Email I got on the things kids have said in class.... TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America MARIA: Here it is. TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ? CLASS: Maria. ________________________________________________________ TEACHER: John,why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? JOHN:You told me to do it without using tables. ________________________________________________________ TEACHER:Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?' GLENN:K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L' TEACHER:No, that's wrong GLENN:Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. ________________________________________________________ TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? DONALD: H I J K L M N O. TEACHER: What are you talking about? DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O. ________________________________________________________ TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. WINNIE: Me!

My Bf *apply Here*
BASICS: Name: Age: Location: Height: Hair (colour and style): Eyes: Piercings/tattoos: ------------ ------------ ------------ OTHER: 1. Where would we go on dates? 2. Who are three (or more) of your favourite bands/artists? 3. Do you drink/smoke?? 4. Do you like the rain? 5. If so...would you play in it with me? 6. Do you like movies? 7. If so, would you stay up and watch them with me all night? 8. Could we cuddle and just fall asleep together? 9. Would you kiss me often? 10. Do you play an instrument? 11. If so...what? 12. Would you be waiting by the phone wanting me to call you right after we saw each other ? 13. How would you rate your hugs from 1-10? 14. Favorite body part on a girl? 15. What would you say is the best thing about yourself? 16. Do you have any reps (ie: heartbreaker, slut,pimp)? 17. Would you give me kisses just because? ------------ ------------ ------------ What Would You d

Phelps Wins His 7th Gold Medal And Writes His Own Olympic History
Michael Phelps in lane five, his right foot already on the block, goggles and cap pulled down tight. Milorad Cavic in lane four, a mirror image looking Phelps’ way. They stepped up, turned toward the water and headed off, a minute in time that will forever define their lives. On a Saturday morning half a world away from his native Baltimore, Phelps swam into history during a riveting 100-meter butterfly that wasn’t decided until the very last second—no, make that the very last hundredth of a second, the time it takes lightning to strike the ground. To the naked eye, Phelps surely lost. But a high-tech timing system and video slowed to 10-thousandth of a second proved otherwise. As a result, it was Phelps—not the Serbian—who climbed yet again to the top step of the medal stand, bending over to receive his seventh gold medal of the Beijing Games, the one that tied him with Mark Spitz. Call it the Great Haul of China—and it’s not done yet. Phelps has one more race on Sunday, which lik

Us Drops Spain In Rout With 3s Finally Falling
Four down, four to go. The U.S. men’s Olympic team is halfway back to the top of the basketball world. Unleashing a lethal 3-point barrage for the first time in Beijing, the Americans turned the marquee matchup of the preliminary round into another romp, beating Spain 119-82 Saturday night to clinch the top seed in their group. LeBron James scored 18 points for the United States (4-0), which hit seven of its first 10 attempts from behind the arc after making only 29 percent in its first three games. They finished at 48 percent (12-of-25), an almost unfair total for a team with unmatched athleticism. Every U.S. player scored—even Jason Kidd for the first time in Beijing— as the Americans turned the matchup of unbeatens into their easiest victory yet. Dwyane Wade and Carmelo Anthony each finished with 16 points. The Americans will face the No. 4 seed from Group A, either Australia or Croatia, in the quarterfinals. They also wouldn’t have to face Lithuania, the other remaining unbeate

So...
well, i'm rarely on this site anymore...in case some of y'all hadn't noticed, lol any of you who are on myyearbook or myspace, y'all can look for me there too...im on yahoo messenger too. anywho, this is whats up with me. i'm still working, same job. still lonely...but in a different way...i'm still single, but my heart is taken. i've met a guy who makes me feel so great, he's a good friend, i know he has feelings for me too, but it just hasnt happened. i dont even know what to do, do i swear off all other guys? do i wait for him to be ready? i dont know. he says he just doesn't want to jump into anything. but i kinda feel that if we don't take that leap...we might lose our chance. anyway, bri is 3 1/2 and smarter everyday. ive got my van paid off and will hopefully be able to start saving to move soon. its going to be hard cause i got stuff on the van that needs to be fixed now. the ac went out, the headliner is coming down...there was an oil leak, but i think that part is

Phelps Rewrites The History
It was eight events, eight golds – all or nothing for Michael Phelps. In a perfect storm of athletic brilliance, otherworldly hype and a 17-swim, nine-day marathon of competition, Michael Phelps put together the most incredible Olympics ever. On Sunday morning here, his powerful butterfly gave the Americans the lead in the 400-meter medley relay. Phelps then watched teammate Jason Lezak bring it home to give him a perfect eight-for-eight Beijing Games, surpassing Mark Spitz for most golds in one Olympics and doing what many thought was impossible. Over the last two weekends Phelps has changed the face of swimming. NBC ratings surged with his nightly heroics, fans flocked to all coverage of the sport and an athlete in a pool – not on a track, a balance beam or a basketball court – became the face of these games. You didn’t need to even know how to swim to appreciate the greatness of Michael Phelps. On Saturday night back in America, the Baltimore Ravens, Phelps’ hometown team, showe

Insanity On The Floor By Me
Insanity on the floor Please show goofy the door Lost souls mill about As the ignorant run an shout Look to the east Beware of the beast Societies doppelganger Flees by in a blur Music jams loud in the background Another moment lost then found Light a cig and relax As you listen to the sax Spinning lost ones Looking for that special bone In the depths We share breaths The sun rises bright Your eyes a saving sight And the world goes away As we forget its stage play

Frustration In The 400
A painful year behind them and the finish line in front of them, Sanya Richards of the United States and Christine Ohuruogu of Britain pushed forward Tuesday night with the Olympic gold medal in the 400 meters in the balance. The 400 is a brutal race: a one-lap, two-pronged test of speed and resilience, and though Richards had demonstrated plenty of both to arrive at this final as the favorite, she once again could not translate her success on the Grand Prix circuit into success at a major championship. “I got to the 320 mark and my right hamstring kind of grabbed on me, and I just thought, ‘This is unreal, this is worse than my worst nightmare,’ ” Richards said. “I tried to hold them off.” She could not, and Ohuruogu took the gold in 49.62 seconds, the slowest winning time in an Olympic 400 since 1972. Richards slumped to third in 49.93, more than a second off her personal best, with Shericka Williams surging past her to give Jamaica its latest track medal in a time of 49.69. She

Fuck Or Pass
Bulletin: ***FUCK OR PASS*** There is at least one person on your fubarlist that wants to fuck the hell out of you. So let's play the Fuck or Pass! game. The rules are simple ... if you want to fuck the person who posts this, send them a new message saying "yep, I'd fuck you." SCARED? lol this SHIT's funny. You have to RE-POST THIS!! and see who replies. There is at least one person on your fubar list that wants to do u so!!!

All Things Being Equal
Strange, a friend of mine and me are engaged in a love affair. Our sites are set up equal and proportionate to each other. Amazing that the male animal reacts completely different than the female. I have had almost zero activity on my site or page, and her's has at least maintained its activity, if not increased. So it appears that guys are not turned off by words like 'taken, married' or another mans name, and pictures gracing the site. Whereas women completely abandone anyone sporting such ideas. Very odd. I suppose I like that I am left without attention, but I don't like that the guys don't heed the same warning as the gals.

Holy Crap!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Please help us out. Thank you ♥ DevilGirl and Persia are trying for the spotlight. Bling them, send fu bucks, any little bit will help. Do Not send them to me, send them to DevilGirl and Persia,transfer fees are steep. DevilGirl & Persia@ fubar I would love to see these two get the spotlight.Show them lots of love. ~FAT SONNY~ (repost of original by '~FAT SONNY~' on '2008-08-21 12:56:29') (repost of original by 'Per¡×ia, ETid, BTf, FuGF of Ruby Cairo ¢¾ CounterB!tch to Trancy ¡Ú' on '2008-08-21 13:03:50') (repost of original by 'pip1966' on '2008-08-21 13:47:12') (repost of original by 'Per§ia, ETid, BTf, FuGF of Ruby Cairo ♥ CounterB!tch to Trancy ★' on '2008-08-21 15:17:50') (repost of original by 'Ruby Cairo >Please Read Profile< ETid, LP, FuGF of Persia' on '2008-08-21 15:18:18')

To Say Goodbye...
I want all of my Fubar friends and family to know that I will be deleting my account at the end of the week...I've just outgrown this site...But I have made some awesome friends on here that I would love to keep in touch with...If you want to keep in contact outside of Fubar...Please send me a message with your preference of e-mail, IM (yahoo), cell phone or whatever, and I will reciprocate! I love each and every one of you! Best wishes to you all! Rhonda AKA MsRain

My Thoughts On Parenting.....
This is how I parent. Is it perfect? Of course not. Does it work for us? Certainly. Respect your kids as much as you want them to respect you. Before you raise your voice to condemn them, take a second to reverse the role and realize how you would feel if someone was talking to you that way. Support their failures. Explain to them how they can do better without telling them how YOU would do it. Ask them for their input on how they think they could do it better. Celebrate their victories. Teach them that winning is a great thing. But in general, life is not a series of winning. Explain to them that even if their winning and their failures balance out at 50% each, that the failures remain in your mind much longer than the victories. Teach them that it is OK to lose, and that they can't be good at everything. Show them good sportsmanship on the court, on the field, and in life. Losing with grace is much more important than winning with pride. Teach them early that life is n

Playing Me?!
i think of you all the time, worried sick that you'll play me, you tell me you love me, but you make little effort to try and stay with me. i feel so alone sleeping alone, and smelling you my pillow, its like flying a plain only doing it solo, it was like when i made you breakfast in bed all you said was kudos. i can still remember your kiss on my lips, and the feeling you gave me in my heart, i only wonder do you feel the same?, do you get all choke up when you hear my voice after a hard day? you are so amazing to me, and i love you fucking much, and if you are playing me, i have only this to say, GOOD LUCK TRYING TO FIND SOME ELSE LIKE ME!

I'm Sad And Need Your Help Please
And feel completely sad because too many people on my friend's list either ignored my pleas for help or just disappeared so to speak. Would you restore my faith in humanity and rate my picture? Stephanie Lynn is in my family and if you simply click on her name it will pull up her page. Then all you have to do is ADD HER FIRST, then rate then fan her to get into the private contest for friends first:( then akk U ask you to do is click on her pic adn find the 100 and 100 album and rate my pic. It is second in line. thanks for the help. GOD I HOPE I GET HELP BECAUE this contest has put me under undue pressure and I am not well. I have Lupus and an injured back and i am wiped out. Please help me!

If I Lost You
Silence fills my mind. I drift off into dreams of you and i. I feel so content now, nothing acting out. Just my imagination leading me to where I love to be. Your presence is with me now. Spiritually you invade me. My body, mind and soul keep you locked up inside to roam about as you please. You invade my most intimate places. You fiercely flow through the blood in my heart like a disease I'm not immune to. Making your way through every pore in my body, I try to keep you locked up within me. My tear ducts begin to burn as I feel you leave me. You make your way out. Blood flows like lonely rain from my eyes. The touch of your fingertips felt on my cheek in the blood that makes its way down to my mouth. I taste you, sweeter than any summer rain. My tongue sponges up the taste of dreams, memories, love and passion as that we've shared in reality. I'm so empty now. I've swallowed the last of you. No more feelings, can't even speak of that word, it has left

Auction
AUCTION!! AUCITON!!! READ ALL ALBOUT IT!! SO YOU WANT THIS FINE A$$ MAN WELL HERE HE IS--HE IS UP ON THE AUCTION BLOCK JUST CLICK THE PIC AND GET ER DONE (repost of original by '★KØ£ë™★Pu$$ycat PlayMate★' on '2008-08-27 21:20:41')

Ojibwa Baked Pumpkin
1 small Pumpkin 1/4 cup apple cider 1/4 cup maple syrup 1/4 cup melted butter Place whole pumpkin in oven and bake at 350 degrees for 1 1/2 to 2 hours. You can pierce areas around pumpkin to ease cooking. Cut pumpkin in half and scoop out the pulp and seeds. Set aside the seeds for later eating. Place pulp into casserole dish. Mix together remaining ingredients and pour into dish along with the cooked pumpkin. Bake for additional 35 minutes. http://ppisces17.ning.com/profile/2dso0jfli7ve3 I AM INVITING YOU TO COME AND JOIN ME AT MY NATIVE PRIDE NING PAGE I AM THE OWNER OF THIS SITE . ! THE LINK YOU NEED TO JOIN ME THERE IS LISTED ABOVE.THANK U RACHEL!

Nazi Raccoons And A Bagpipe Threat...
Good Morning and Hello there! Let me first wish everyone a fabulous up coming weekend. So you think security is tight in our country. How about in China? Chinese cops last week jumped into action and stopped a major threat to the Olympic Games - bagpipes. Police pounced when Scotsman Andrew Aitken fired up his pipes for an impromptu street concert near the so-called "Birds Nest" stadium - because they thought the instrument was a surface-to-air-missile launcher. Fortunately, a tour guide intervened in the clash of cultures, so Aitken wasn't busted. I could hardly type that out I was laughing so hard. Thank heavens the dude didn’t have a tuba player with him…The cops might of though he had a mortar launcher too. This next bit is strange but, well you judge for yourself…Yick! West Virginia held a bio-disaster drill this week to protect residents from a disease spread by eating road kill. The exercise in rural Hamlin simulated an outbreak of tularemia, which causes flu-like symptom

Hope I Don't Fall In Love -tom Waits
Well I hope that I don't fall in love with you 'Cause falling in love just makes me blue, Well the music plays and you display your heart for me to see, I had a beer and now I hear you calling out for me And I hope that I don't fall in love with you. Well the room is crowded, there's people everywhere And I wonder, should I offer you a chair? Well if you sit down with this old clown, take that frown and break it, Before the evening's gone away, I think that we could make it, And I hope that I don't fall in love with you. I can see that you are lonesome just like me, and it being late, You'd like some some company, Well I've had two, I look at you, and you look back at me, The guy you're with has up and split, the chair next to you's free, And I hope that you don't fall in love with me. And I hope that you don't fall in love with me. Now it's closing time, the music's fading out Last call for drinks, I'll have another stout. Turn around to look at you, you're now

Da Mi Basia Mille
Part of this poem I found in my favorite series of books, The Outlander Series, by Diana Gabaldon. I loved part of this poem so much that I incorporated it into my vows when I got married. Before we placed the rings on each others fingers, we said: "Then let amorous kisses dwell On our lips, begin and tell A Thousand, and a Hundred, score an Hundred, and a Thousand more" Da Mi Basia Mille, the poem by Catullus CATULLUS (84?-54? BC). Although Catullus is today considered the greatest lyric poet of ancient Rome, very little is known about his life. He was born to a well-to-do family in Verona and lived during the same time as did the statesmen Caesar, Pompey, and Cicero--all of whom he knew. They and others are addressed by him in his poems, works that show an intense capacity for love, hate, and insult. Only 113 poems have survived. Of these, 57 are short poems, ranging in length between five and 25 lines, except for one of 34 lines. There are eight lo

Hanna Pa# 11
500 PM AST SAT AUG 30 2008 ...HANNA CONTINUES SLOWLY WEST-NORTHWESTWARD... A TROPICAL STORM WATCH REMAINS IN EFFECT FOR THE SOUTHEASTERN BAHAMAS...INCLUDING THE ACKLINS...CROOKED ISLAND...THE INAGUAS...MAYAGUANA...AND THE RAGGED ISLANDS...AS WELL AS FOR THE TURKS AND CAICOS ISLANDS. FOR STORM INFORMATION SPECIFIC TO YOUR AREA...INCLUDING POSSIBLE INLAND WATCHES AND WARNINGS...PLEASE MONITOR PRODUCTS ISSUED BY YOUR LOCAL WEATHER OFFICE. AT 500 PM AST...2100Z...THE CENTER OF TROPICAL STORM HANNA WAS LOCATED NEAR LATITUDE 22.4 NORTH...LONGITUDE 67.2 WEST OR ABOUT 260 MILES...415 KM...EAST-NORTHEAST OF GRAND TURK ISLAND. HANNA IS MOVING TOWARD THE WEST-NORTHWEST NEAR 7 MPH...11 KM/HR. A WEST TO WEST-NORTHWESTWARD MOTION WITH A GRADUAL DECREASE IN FORWARD SPEED IS EXPECTED DURING THE NEXT COUPLE OF DAYS. ON THIS TRACK...THE CENTER OF HANNA IS FORECAST TO MOVE NEAR OR JUST NORTHEAST OF THE TURKS AND CAICOS ISLANDS LATE SUNDAY OR MONDAY. MAXIMUM SUSTAINED WINDS A

All New Revolution Machine Shows Now Posted - Free Listening!!!
THE LIVE VERSION OF THE REVOLUTION MACHINE BROADCASTS IS BACK AND HERE TO STAY! You are now free to listen to any show you prefer through embedded streamers for each individual show!!! All shows are available for direct download as well as instant streaming right from the website. Listen at your leisure or download the shows ... or both. Regardless, all the shows are available at http://charlescopeland.com/home.html and we've begun including audiobook episodes for my two most recent novels, A Song of Independence and When Individuality Died, along with the first few chapters of my novella, Business As Unusual, which you can find at http://charlescopeland.com/audiobookarchives.html and they are also available by both direct download and instant streaming in the embedded streamers. In addition, A Song of Independence is now available through podcast, which you can find at the following address: http://charlescopeland.com/podcastinfo.html Think of it as my way of saying th

Beautiful-him
Just one look into your eyes One look and I'm crying Cause your so beautiful Just one kiss And I'm alive One kiss and I'm ready to die Cause your so beautiful, yeah Just one touch I'm on fire One touch and I'm crying Cause your so beautiful Just one smile and I'm wild One smile and I'm ready to die Cause your so beautiful, yeah Oh and your so beautiful My darling oh your so beautiful Oh your so beautiful Oh my baby Your so beautiful Oh and your so beautiful, yeah Oh my darling Oh my baby And your so beautiful

Rnc Games
http://www.cnn.com/2008/POLITICS/08/30/rnc.protest/index.html ST. PAUL, Minnesota (CNN) -- Police raided a rental hall used by a group organizing protests at the Republican National Convention in St. Paul, Minnesota, on Friday. Police on Friday raid the hall rented by a group planning to protest the Republican National Convention. The RNC Welcoming Committee, which describes itself as "anarchist/anti-authoritarian," accused St. Paul police of trying to disrupt their protest planned for Monday, the day the GOP convention is set to begin. Although no one was arrested, the group said police temporarily detained and photographed at least 50 people who were inside the building. St. Paul Police spokesman Tom Walsh said they were executing a search warrant. "The cause for the search warrant is not public at this time," Walsh said. As many as 30 police officers entered with guns drawn, according to witnesses in the building. Watch members of the group at the scene of

Single Again
So I trusted my first husband's parents to take care of my kids till I got on my feet. When I went to get them after I got a job and a place to live they wouldn't let me have them. I didn't want any trouble or to upset my babies so I left. By this time I had met another man that seemed to be crazy about me....so we moved in together. Everything started out really great till he started drinking "Old Charter"....a pint of it was 4 drinks for him...it made him crazy. He chased me down a Memphis, TN highway one nite cuz I didn't want to ride with him...I was scared to death....anyway cop came by and he agreed to let me drive home. After that I gave him a choice...me or old charter...he chose me and never touched it agian. After about 4 years I finally got my kids back and James I got married. Things were never really great between us cuz he always threw my past in my face cuz I was single for awhile before I met him and he always accused me of sleeping around....after a while I figured I

Hanna Pa# 21
1100 PM AST MON SEP 01 2008 ...HANNA MEANDERING... A HURRICANE WARNING REMAINS IN EFFECT FOR THE CENTRAL BAHAMAS...THE SOUTHEASTERN BAHAMAS...AND THE TURKS AND CAICOS ISLANDS. INTERESTS IN EASTERN CUBA...THE NORTHWEST BAHAMAS...AND THE FLORIDA PENINSULA SHOULD MONITOR THE PROGRESS OF HANNA. FOR STORM INFORMATION SPECIFIC TO YOUR AREA...INCLUDING POSSIBLE INLAND WATCHES AND WARNINGS...PLEASE MONITOR PRODUCTS ISSUED BY YOUR LOCAL WEATHER OFFICE. AT 1100 PM AST...0300Z...THE CENTER OF HURRICANE HANNA WAS LOCATED NEAR LATITUDE 21.8 NORTH...LONGITUDE 72.5 WEST OR ABOUT 90 MILES... 150 KM...WEST-NORTHWEST OF GRAND TURK ISLAND AND ABOUT 380 MILES... 615 KM...SOUTHEAST OF NASSAU. HANNA HAS MOVED LITTLE OVER THE PAST FEW HOURS...AND LITTLE OVERALL MOTION IS EXPECTED OVER THE NEXT DAY OR SO. A NORTHWESTWARD MOTION TOWARD THE CENTRAL BAHAMAS IS EXPECTED TO BEGIN BY LATE TUESDAY. MAXIMUM SUSTAINED WINDS ARE NEAR 80 MPH...130 KM/HR...WITH HIGHER GUSTS. HANNA IS A

My Life As A Movie...
AS stolen from The Princess Slut, who stole it from Bibli, etc etc etc... IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE? So, here's how it works: 1) Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc) 2) Put it on shuffle 3) Press play 4) For every question, type the song that's playing 5) When you go to a new question, press the next button 6) Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool... Opening Credits: Collide by Howie Day Wake Up: My Hero by Foo Fighters First Day At School: Bulletproof Weeks by Matt Nathanson Falling In Love: Tearing Down Stars by Red Wanting Blue Fight Song: If You're Gonna Leave by Emerson Hart Breaking up: Everlong by Foo Fighters Prom: I'm Yours by Jason Mraz Life: First Time by Lifehouse Mental Breakdown: Dreaming With a Broken Heart by John Mayer Driving: Leaving Behind by Red Wanting Blue Flashback: Say by John Mayer Getting back together: Hey There Delilah by Plain White T's Wed

Ike Pa #14
1100 AM AST THU SEP 04 2008 ...IKE MOVING WEST-NORTHWESTWARD...A LITTLE WEAKER... AT 1100 AM AST...1500Z...THE CENTER OF HURRICANE IKE WAS LOCATED NEAR LATITUDE 23.2 NORTH...LONGITUDE 57.0 WEST OR ABOUT 525 MILES... 845 KM...NORTHEAST OF THE LEEWARD ISLANDS. IKE IS MOVING TOWARD THE WEST-NORTHWEST NEAR 16 MPH...26 KM/HR. A GRADUAL TURN TOWARD THE WEST AND WEST-SOUTHWEST IS EXPECTED OVER THE NEXT 48 HOURS. ON THIS TRACK THE HURRICANE WILL CONTINUE TO MOVE OVER THE OPEN WATERS OF THE WEST-CENTRAL ATLANTIC DURING THE NEXT COUPLE OF DAYS. IT IS TOO EARLY TO DETERMINE WHAT LAND AREAS MIGHT EVENTUALLY BE AFFECTED BY IKE BUT INTERESTS IN THE SOUTHEASTERN BAHAMAS AND THE TURKS AND CAICOS ISLANDS SHOULD MONITOR THE PROGRESS OF THIS SYSTEM. MAXIMUM SUSTAINED WINDS ARE NEAR 140 MPH...220 KM/HR...WITH HIGHER GUSTS. IKE IS AN EXTREMELY DANGEROUS CATEGORY FOUR HURRICANE ON THE SAFFIR-SIMPSON HURRICANE SCALE. SOME WEAKENING IS FORECAST DURING THE NEXT DAY OR SO BUT IKE I

Completely Ridiculous And Utterly Shocking. But It Is The Truth.
I received this mail... About this photo... And for the record, he never asked me to change the pic. His only actual arguement ever concerning the pic was the F word which is not contained on or within the photo or the description of the photo. GFY is just that GFY... And it is obvious to anyone and everyone that the photo does not contain the F word in full context. I wrote back stating that fact... Then I received this email from said person CUSSING me out because he cant read... hmm... Am I the only one that thinks this is RIDICULOUS?

Fifa World Cup European Qualifying
FIFA World Cup European Qualifying Albania v Sweden, Gp 1, 17:45 Andorra v England, Gp 6, 19:00 Armenia v Turkey, Gp 5, 17:00 Austria v France, Gp 7, 19:45 Belgium v Estonia, Gp 5, 19:45 Croatia v Kazakhstan, Gp 6, 19:15 Cyprus v Italy, Gp 8, 19:45 FYR Macedonia v Scotland, Gp 9, 14:00 Georgia v Rep of Ireland, Gp 8, 17:00 Hungary v Denmark, Gp 1, 18:45 Israel v Switzerland, Gp 2, 18:55 Liechtenstein v Germany, Gp 4, 19:45 Luxembourg v Greece, Gp 2, 19:15 Malta v Portugal, Gp 1, 19:00 Moldova v Latvia, Gp 2, 17:00 Montenegro v Bulgaria, Gp 8, 19:00 Norway v Iceland, Gp 9, 18:00 Poland v Slovenia, Gp 3, 16:00 Romania v Lithuania, Gp 7, 19:00 Serbia v Faroe Islands, Gp 7, 19:15 Slovakia v Northern Ireland, Gp 3, 16:30 Spain v Bosnia-Herzegovina, Gp 5, 21:00 Ukraine v Belarus, Gp 6, 18:00 Wales v Azerbaijan, Gp 4, 15:00 UEFA Under-21 Championship Qualifying Azerbaijan U21 v Faroe Islands U21, Gp 1, 14:00 Bosnia-Herzegovina U21 v Romania U21, Gp 1, 16:00 Fin

What A Loser
> > LADIES AND GENTLEMAN I AM PLEASE TO ANNOUNCE THAT THE FAKES SPOT HAS BEEN BLOWN UP!THIS ACCOUNT RIGHT HERE HAS BEEN CHEATING AND SCAMMING PEOPLE OUT OF THEIR MONEY ASKING FOR HAPPY HOURS AND BLASTS TO SEE ITS NSFW BUT COME TO FIND OUT ALL THOSE PICS ARE STOLEN FROM THE WEBSITE BELOW!WHEN YOU ASK IT FOR A SALUTE IT BLOCKS YOU SO THIS MIGHT BE THE REASON WHY! > Sugar,Spice and Always Nice...cept when im Naughty@ fubar > THIS IS THE SITE WHERE ALL THOSE PICS ARE STOLEN FROM! > http://sweetlittleblonde.amateurspaces.com/001/ > NOW IF YOU LOOK AT THIS SCREEN SHOT YOU WILL SEE THE PERSON IS REALLY ONLY 18 YRS OLD > > AND HERE IT SAYS ITS 23 YRS OLD!OF COURSE NO SALUTE(YES I KNOW A SALUTE IS OPTIONAL!)JUST GIVES US REAL WOMEN A BAD NAME! > > FAKES THINK THEY CAN GET OVER ON US BUT WE ARE SMARTER THEN THE AVERAGE BEAR!LMAO REPOST THIS & I PERSONALLY WILL BUY YOU A DRINK! JUST EMAIL ME

Medication
This is going to be the real test , I have a monthand three days till my doctors appointment. Whats going to be the real test is is NOT having a bad or severe seizure between now and then . Maybe if I get at least a good eight to twelve hours of good uninterrupted sleep that might help. But I know certain people that wil try and make sure that doesn't happen , they believe I can function on what they think is appropiate. Thank goodness I will have the house to myself for at least a week , ( hopefully ) . I have been fighting a major one but so far I have not given in . I have basically closed out friends and family and have kept mostly to myself which is not like me at all . I need to find someone who can be like anchor for me to keep me calm during all of this. The Depecote , not only controls the seizures it also helps with the chemical imbalance. I am glad I can find things to keep myself occupied during all o this .

Poison - Every Rose Has It's Thorn
We both lie silently still in the dead of the night. Although we both lie close together, we feel miles apart inside. Was it something I said or something I did? Did my words not come out right? Though I tried not to hurt you, though I tried, but I guess that's why they say. Ev'ry rose has its thorn. Just like ev'ry night has its dawn. Just like ev'ry cowboy sings his sad, sad song. Ev'ry rose has its thorn. I listen to our favourite song playing on the radio. Hear the D.J. say love's a game of easy come and easy go. [ Find more Lyrics at www.mp3lyrics.org/ajK ] But I wonder does he know, has he ever felt like this? And I know that you'd be right now but I could've let you know somehow. I guess ev'ry rose has its thorn. Just like ev'ry night has its dawn. Just like ev'ry cowboy sings his sad, sad song. Ev'ry rose has its thorn. Though it's been a while now, I can still feel so much pain. Like the knife thats cuts you the wound heals, but the scar, that scar

What Well Do 4 1's We Love
There was a blind girl who hated herself because she was blind. She hated everyone, except her loving boyfriend. He was always there for her. She told her boyfriend, 'If I could only see the world, I will marry you.' One day, someone donated a pair of eyes to her. When the bandages came off, she was able to see everything, including her boyfriend. He asked her,'Now that you can see the world, will you marry me?' The girl looked at her boyfriend and saw that he was blind. The sight of his closed eyelids shocked her. She hadn't expected that. The thought of looking at them the rest of her life led her to refuse to marry him. Her boyfriend left in tears and days later wrote a note to her saying: 'Take good care of your eyes, my dear, for before they were yours, they were mine.' This is how the human brain often works when our status changes. Only a very few remember what life was like before,

The Vanishing Republican Voter
By DAVID FRUM Published: September 5, 2008 I LIVE IN WASHINGTON, in a neighborhood that is home to lawyers, political consultants, television personalities and the chief executive of the TIAA-CREF pension fund. Not exactly an abode of the superrich, but the kind of neighborhood where almost nobody does her own yardwork or vacuums his own floor. Children’s birthday parties feature rented moon bounces or hired magicians. The local grocery stores offer elegant precooked dinners of salmon, duck and artichoke ravioli. Skip to next paragraph Enlarge This Image Sophia Martineck Blog The Caucus The CaucusThe latest political news from around the nation. Join the discussion. * Election Guide * More Politics News Related Times Topics: Income Inequality Four miles to the southeast there stretches a different Washington. More than one-third of the people live in poverty. Close to half the young children are overweight. Fewer than half the adults work. The rate of