Christmas trees and onions :))
>> >
>> > A family is at the dinner table. Just for the shock value and to see if
>> > his dad would respond, the son asked his father, "Dad, how many kinds
>> > of
>> > boobs are there?"
>> >
>> > Surprised but always ready, the father answered, "Well, son, there are
>> > three kinds of breasts. First kind: In her 20s, a woman's breasts are
>> > like
>> > melons, round and firm. Second: In her 30s to 40s, they are like pears,
>> > still nice.... but hanging a bit. Third: After 50, they are like
>> > onions."
>> >
>> > "Onions?" quizzed the boy.
>> >
>> > His dad replied, "Yes... you see them and they make you cry."
>> >
>> > Of course this infuriated his wife and 18 year old daughter. So the
>> > daughter said, "Mum, how many kinds of 'Willies' are there?"
>> >
>> > The mother smiled knowingly and answered, "Well dear, a man goes
>> > through
>> >
>> > three phases. First: In his 20s, his Willy is like an oak tree, mighty
>> > and
>> > hard. Second: In his 30s and 40s, it is like a birch, flexible but
>> > reliable.
>> > Third: After his 50s, it is like a Christmas tree."
>> >
>> > "A Christmas tree?" quizzed the girl.
>> >
>> > "Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration."