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created on 12/18/2006  |  http://fubar.com/jokes/b35536

Christmas Trees & Onions

Christmas trees and onions :)) >> > >> > A family is at the dinner table. Just for the shock value and to see if >> > his dad would respond, the son asked his father, "Dad, how many kinds >> > of >> > boobs are there?" >> > >> > Surprised but always ready, the father answered, "Well, son, there are >> > three kinds of breasts. First kind: In her 20s, a woman's breasts are >> > like >> > melons, round and firm. Second: In her 30s to 40s, they are like pears, >> > still nice.... but hanging a bit. Third: After 50, they are like >> > onions." >> > >> > "Onions?" quizzed the boy. >> > >> > His dad replied, "Yes... you see them and they make you cry." >> > >> > Of course this infuriated his wife and 18 year old daughter. So the >> > daughter said, "Mum, how many kinds of 'Willies' are there?" >> > >> > The mother smiled knowingly and answered, "Well dear, a man goes >> > through >> > >> > three phases. First: In his 20s, his Willy is like an oak tree, mighty >> > and >> > hard. Second: In his 30s and 40s, it is like a birch, flexible but >> > reliable. >> > Third: After his 50s, it is like a Christmas tree." >> > >> > "A Christmas tree?" quizzed the girl. >> > >> > "Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration."
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