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Icarus's blog: "I need a drink."

created on 09/14/2006  |  http://fubar.com/i-need-a-drink/b896

Pop-rock parody

Well I'm jumpin through walls and kickin ceilings just because its something to do How bout you? I think sometimes I feel too much would you like me more if I was little less gay? I'm okay I'm ooookaaaaay Just cuz my therapist says so I'm ooookaaaaay Oprah says give yourself a hug each day I'm ooookaaaaay As long as I got my best friends Mick Jagger the monkeys and white snake! YEAH! I'm okay [Spoon solo] Just when I thought it couldn't worse Igotdrunk at your friend's party without you She said it was cool if I crashed on her couch then I threw up in her apartment complex pool. --- She's the one that thinks I'm hot she's the girl with twice the rack you've got and that's the end of this story cuz when I woke up the next morning~ I'm oooookaaaay cuz I woke up next to you I'm oooookaaay even though the last thing I remember I'm oooookaaay is wishing I was making out with your sister~ [whispers] Making out-with-your-sis-ter~ I'm oooookaaaay making out with your sister~ Would you look me in the eye and tell me I'm the kinda guy~ that makes you horny when you think about me pissing in your sink ... cuz that's what I do every afternoon. I'm okay but you're probably-not I'm oooookaaaay I smoked all your grampa's em-pheze~ma pot~ I'm oooookaaaay I think you've got a sweet ass. I'm oooookaaaay But my feelings for you will likely paaaaaasss. Likely pass~ Cuz I'm a dick and-if-you-weren't-a C avraj student~ you would have figured that out before we got engaged. Just like your whorebitch mom. Or your alchoholic dad~ But I'm okaaaaaaaaaaay I'm okaaaaaaaaaaay today I'm okaaaaaaaay cuz everything's groovey I'm oookaaaaaay [Big finish and a fine farewell flip off]
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