Mom made her 3 virgin daughters promise to send a postcard from the honeymoon on how marital sex felt.
The first girl sent card from Hawaii it
said "Nescafe"! Mom went to her kitchen and got out the Nescafe jar. It said: "Good till the last drop". Mom was pleased for her daughter. After a few days the second girl sent card from Vermont it read: "Rothmans". Mom went to her husband's cigarettes, it read "Extra Long. King Size". She was slightly embarrassed but happy for her daughter.
The third girl left for her honeymoon in Cape Town after a whole month, a card arrived. Written on it with shaky handwriting was "South African Airways". Mom took out her latest YOU magazine, the ad said: "Ten times a day, seven days a week, both ways". Mom fainted!
