Chinese couple gets married - and she's a virgin. Truth be told, he is not too
experienced either. On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as
her husband undresses. He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring. "My darring," he says, "I know dis yu firss time
and you berry frighten. I pomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting
juss anyting you want. What chou want?" he says.
A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her
request. She eventually replies shyly and unsure, "I want to try sometin I have
heard about... numbaa 69." More thoughtful silence, this time from him.
Eventually, in a puzzled tone he queries, "You want... Chicken wiff broccori??
