1. Describe your ex in one word: asses. all of them.
2. Do you have a favorite type of pen? papermate visibility
3. When's the last time you got a hickey? cant remember
4. What does the 4th text in your inbox say and from who? "Yeah. Cause i phrased it like that. I got mind control now. Picked it up at Target on sale last week."
5. Are you missing someone right now? I'm ALWAYS missing someone<---what she said
6. What color are your bedroom curtains? blinds.
7. What color are the seats in your car? grey
8. Have you ever had a black and white cat? yup
9. What is the last thing you put a stamp on? wtf do i need stamps for...
10. Do you know anyone who lives in Wyoming? yup
11. Why did you withdraw cash from the ATM the last time? uhm...to transfer money? i think
12. Who was the last baby you held? Cadey
13. Do you know any twins? hmmmm just some from high school<---what she said
14. Do you like Cinnamon toothpaste? oh disgusting
15. What kind of car were you driving 2 years ago? Geo Metro 4 door LSI 5 speed
16. Sex in the back seat? once
17. Last time you went to Six Flags? that time i took the kids with Ass
18. Do you have any wallpaper in your house? not so much
19. Closest thing to you that is yellow? a spoon
20. last person you gave a hicky to? some ass
21. Who is the last person you wrote a check to? apt complex - rent
22. Closest framed picture to you? all three girls
23. Last time you had someone cook for you? fuck if i know
24. What was it? couldnt tell ya
25. What have you done so far today? dishes laundry watered herbs etc etc
26. Last time you received flowers? i'd rather not remember thanx
27. Do you think the sanctity of marriage is meant for only a man & woman? yes
28. Do you play air guitar? no...the drums
29. Has anyone ever proposed to you? some ass
30. Do you take anything in your coffee? cream no sugar
31. Last person you kissed? Cadey
32. What was your high school's rival mascot? does it look like i give a fuck?
33. Last person you spoke to from high school? Marc
34. Last time you used hand sanitizer? this morning
35. Would you like to learn to play the drums? no
36. Would you like to learn to play the guitar? yup
37. What is in your inbox at work? anal lube..jk
38. What's by your bed? end table on one side...bookcase on the other
39. Where do you hide the naughty things in your room? dun have naughty things. im celibate.
40. What is the last place you bought pizza from? Papa Johns
41. What color is your cell phone? silver
42. What is the last thing you stapled? your ass to your forehead
43. Did you ever drink clear Pepsi? no pop for me please
44. Are you ticklish? somewhat
45. Last time you saw fireworks? 4th of july ha
46. Last time you had a Krispy Kreme doughnut? i hate donuts
47. Who is the last person that left you a message & you actually returned their call? moms
48. If you could talk to one person right now, who would it be? . . .
49. Do you have a black dog? used to
50. Do you have pickles in your fridge? yup.
51. Are you an aunt or uncle? nope. i hope my brother never procreates.
52. Who has the nicest eyes that you know? an eye is an eye is an eye
53. Who's the best kisser you know? i dont know anyone here...that solves that :D
54. What did you do last night? mummed
