ParadoxiMoxie's blog: "crap n stuff"

1. How many people have you had sex with in 2007? one 2. Weed, coke, speed, crack, heroin, oxy, acid, x, k, peyote, mushrooms... of these, how many have you done? two 3. Ever been cheated on? duh 4. Ever paid for sex? gross...no 5. Ever been married? yup 6. Ever been divorced? yup 7. If you had to pick one, whats your favorite sexual position? the one that gets me off 8. Do you own any guns? not anymore 9. Ever done more than 30 days in jail? aaaaaaahahahahahaha no 10. Ever been in rehab? no huh 11. Have you ever had any sexual experiences with the same sex? yup 12. Ever have sex with anyone that you met on myspace? met? no. knew previously. yup 13. Truthfully… size matters? fuck yeah it does ... too big is painful and too small is a waste of time <---totally what she said 14. Do you think Arnold could beat up Chuck Norris? and i would care why? 15. What celebrity would you want to have sex with? David Boreanaz...Barry Pepper...Eric Close...n ya John Cusack 16. Ever been unemployed for over a year since becoming an adult? yup 17. How many states have you lived in? four 18. How many countries have you lived in? one 19. Do you keep a weapon under or next to your bed at night? do books n remotes count? 20. What celebrity would you want to beat up if you had the chance? Brad Pitt ... but first I'd have to put a bag over his head. <---ya what she said again 21. Ever rolled into the harsh ghetto to buy drugs? yup 22. Ever cheated on someone? yup 23. Ever been paid for sex? no...but someone offered once *vomits* 24. Ever hired a SPY to follow someone? nope 25. Ever bang your friends man/woman? nope 26. What is your IQ? 147 27. Do you think Mr. Rogers really was a pervert or do you think he just really enjoyed kids? total pervert. 28. O.J. Simpson......did he do it? you bet your ass he did it 29. Do you like Fake tits or real tits? fake tits imply fake people. therefore i'll stick with mah real ones thanx. 30. Ever watch someone die? kinda 31.Are you Horny? no. yet im curious why horny deserves capitalisation 32. Name your favorite beer? MGD 33. If you could have sex with one person on your friends list who would it be? uhm...no thank you please.

Fill this out about your SENIOR year of high school! The longer ago it was, the more fun the answers will be!! 1. Who was your best friend? did i have one of those? Val...i think. 2. What sports did you play? no please 3. What kind of car did you drive? 84 chevy celebrity 4. On a friday nite what were you doing? uhm...nothing...go me 5. Were you a party animal? nope 6. Were you considered a flirt? aaaaaaaaaaahahhahahahahaha...no 7. Were you in band, orchestra, or choir? choir is a gay word. chorale...chorus...ya 8. Were you a nerd? yes please 9. Did you get suspended/expelled? no sir 10. Can you still sing the fight song? there was a fight song? i still know the alma mater song...meh. 11. Who was your favorite teacher? Mr Wood - Intensive English 12. Where did you sit during lunch? didnt have lunch...over-loaded my schedule to graduate early 13. Name of the schools full name? Lakeland Regional High School 14. School mascot? uhm...Lancer? sumthin gay like that 15. School colors? red n gray 16. Rival high school? uhm that one...somewhere...cuz i didnt care 17. Did you go to Prom? Senior Prom ya 18. If you could go back and do it again, would you? eff that 19. What do you remember most about graduation? laughing thru speeches...almost having bewbage fall out of my top...singing... 20. Where did you go for Senior Skip Day? home...to get ready for prom 21. Favorite memory? it being over 22. Were you in any clubs? Art Club... 23. Where did you go most often for lunch? didnt have lunch... 24. Have you gained some weight since then? no...lost weight actually...bout 10 lbs less than those days 25. Who was your Senior prom date? some guy named Adam 26. Are you planning on going to your 10-year reunion? uhm my 10 yr reunion already passed thanx...and no...i didnt go. 27. Who was your home room teacher? actually...i have no idea 28. Who will repost this after you? this is me not giving a shit thanx :D 29. Who was your high school sweetheart? didnt have one. 30. Do you still talk to people from high school? uhm...one...oh wait. two. 31. Did you win prom queen or king? aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahaha...thanx for the laugh...and no. 32. Where did you work at in high school ? Attorney's Office 33. What were your grades? 3.9 gpa

Thirty Unknown Facts/Secrets About You Answer Truthfully..... 1. When was the last time you shaved your legs? yesterday 2. What were you doing this morning at 8? walking Monkey to her sisters room 3. What were you doing 15 minutes ago? peeing 4. What are you wearing right now? plaid capris n a white tank 5. Are you mad at anyone right now? cows are mad...ppl get angry. 6. The last two people to say they loved you? my kid and my other kid 7. Last time you had sex? sex? what is this you speak of? 8. Would you do them again? no. 9. Last thing received in the mail? some bill 10. Do you have any famous relatives? no huh 11. Have you ever had sex in a public place? *whistles* 12. Have you ever been searched by the cops? nope 13. How is your hair? in a braid 14. How many different drinks have you had today? one...iced tea 15. How many drinks does it take to get you drunk? at this point?...a beer. its pathetic...yet cheap 16. Are you any good at math? no i suck...cept for algebra. 17. What did you do saturday night? hung out with peoples. good sauce. 18. Do you draw your name in the sand when you go to the beach? no. 20. Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight? more than that.... 21. Do you like the ocean? fuck ya 22. Did you stay friends with your ex's? just one.... 23. What are you excited about? nothing. 24. What did you do last night? texted. talked on the phone. watched tv. died. 25. Are any of your great-grandparents still alive? no huh 26. Where do you keep your money? why dont you tell me where you keep yours so i can steal it? 27. Do you remember the most naughty night of your life? fondly 28. Would you rather sleep with someone else, or alone? are you stupid? 29. What was the weather like on your birthday? cold..and sometimes snowy 30. Would you have sex with anyone on your friends list? prolly not

Are you tan? naturally Do you use Proactiv? not so much Do you wear make-up daily? most definitely not Do you own chanel perfume? yes ma'am :D Do you shower daily? duh Do you go to the tanning bed? uhm i dun need to Do you use MAC make-up? fuck that Do you use other make-up products? yes Do you straighten your hair everyday? no huh Category- Friends Is a best friend a promise or a label? It's something that's earned.<---what she said Do you have more than one best friend? yup Do you have too many friends to name? no huh Do you hang out with with friends everyday? aaaaaaahahahahahahahhahahaha...no Do you have pictures of your friends on your walls? nuh uh ... they're on the computer where I'll actually look at them<---what she said Do you call more than one of your friends regularly? define...'regularly' Is your best friend a girl? yup Are your friends in a lot of your classes? uhm....*stare* Category- Fashion & Style Do you have style and originality? sure Do you own a designer handbag? no huh Do you own something from lacoste? uhm...ur mom Do you wear leggings? *raises eyebrow* Is the only color you will never wear yellow? no...i wear yellow...i dun wear orange. Do you get fashion tips from magazines? no huh Do people copy your style?*checks*...no huh Do you shop at A&F and Hollister? ahahahahahahha no Do you wear sweats a lot? *whistles* Category- Movie & Television Are you a movie freak? movie snob tyvm Have you seen over 3 movies In the past month? duh Do you have a show that you MUST watch? ya huh...Lost Have you ever seen an episode of Grey's Anatomy? yes but after last season i think im done with that show now Is your favorite movie Finding Nemo? im not a child..so uhm no Do you like classic movies? yes please Do you watch 7 hours of TV a week?prolly Do you own over 50 DVD's? prolly Is Law and Order awesome? not so much Category- Sports No sports, no life? ur mom Do you play sports year-round? try...watch Do you like to watch boys sports? yes please Is soccer cool? as cool as hemorrhoids Do you like to run? only if im running from someone? ha ha no yeah i dig it Is volleyball the best sport? no. Category- Music Do you like all types of music? ya huh Do you hate rap? nope...i heart Eminem. Have you been to more than 10 concerts? yup Does Panic! At The Disco own you? nobody owns me fucktard. but they're pretty ok Category- Family Are u an only child? dont i wish Do you like your living arrangement? for the most part...you bet your ass Do your grandparents spoil you? they're dead *smile* Do you have a lot of cousins? i dunno...i dun care Do you love your family? most of them<--what she said Do you have half/step brother(s)/sister(s)? not as far as i know... Category- Appearance Are you tall? ahahahahahahaha no Do you wish you where taller? i like my shortness What is your shoe size ? 7 1/2 - 8 most of the time Are you comfortable with your appearance? ehhh...whatever your mom Are your eyes blue? nope. Is your hair brown? ya huh...n then i dye it Have you been called pretty before? cant remember.

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4. Still, he could start the list, and there was one thing 2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can...what do you find? the window blinds 3. What is the last thing you watched on TV? Airborne on HBO 4. Without looking, guess what time it is: 1:15 5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time? 1:16 6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? moms dealin with her hangover n burping 7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing? 15 minutes ago...had a smoke 8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at? chickadee's blog 9. What are you wearing? my new brown flowy pajamas with a black design on 'em cuz i dun hafta get dressed if'n i dun wanna 10. Did you dream last night? yes n im not tellin you what it was about either 11. When did you last laugh? earlier <---ya that 12. What is on the walls of the room you are in? a pub mirror 13. Seen anything weird lately? a weirdo lookin bug runnin around mah floor all sickly cuz of poison *evil laugh* 14. What do you think of this quiz? *shrugs* <---that 15. What is the last film you saw? movies - Harry Potter & The Order Of The Phoenix on tv..uhm...Airborne 16.If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you do with it? kill ppl & pay to get away with it? iunno...stuff i cant do now. yes i like that *nod* 17. Tell me something about you that I don't know: uhm *thinks* i can write equally well with my left and right hands 18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics what would it be? Kill all the stupid people!!!<---yes that 19. Do you like to dance? sometimes 21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you name her? uhm...it was a girl...and uhm...not tellin you her name...unless you're special enuff to know it. She's the Munchkin. 22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you name him? it wasnt a boy. it was a girl. i just told you this. pay attention. 23. Would you ever consider living abroad? most prolly 24. What do you want to say to God when you reach the pearly gates? i dun believe in pearly gates. i dun believe everyone goes to heaven or hell. so this question is moot. kthnxbi

Harry Potter Survey GRYFFINDOR: [] You've never done drugs. [] You have a lot of friends. [] You get along with everyone. [] You love soccer. [x] You love baseball. [x] You're into writing and art [x] Favorite music genre is rock. [x] You believe in "innocent until proven guilty" theory. [x] One of your favorite colors is red or gold. [x] You have good grades at school. [x] One of the worst things you are at is lying [x] You plan on going to college. TOTAL: 8 HUFFLEPUFF: [] You're content with mostly everything in your life right now. [] You laugh a lot. [] You like to follow trends. [] Politics suck. [x] You love to swim [] Water "marco polo" is awesome. [] Pink is one of your favorite colors. [] Black is morbid & depressing. [] Michael Jackson is talented as a musical artist. [] You're an optimist. [x] You're very emotional. [] You believe in going steady at a young age. []You haven't made fun of anyone this month. [x] Loyalty is the MOST important thing in a relationship. TOTAL: 3 RAVENCLAW: [] You're depressed to a certain extent. [x] You love to read. [x] You appreciate theatre & arts. [] Sports suck. [] Hate is completely unneeded. [] Indie is your favorite genre of music. [x] Every once in a while you have little anger outbursts. [] Lying is sometimes okay. [] Blue is one of your favorite colors. [x] Knowledge is the key to power [x] Sarcasm is the best kind of humor [x] People should know what they're talking about before they talk. TOTAL: 6 SLYTHERIN: [x] There's at least one person you hate/dislike [] Basketball is a good sport. [x] Football is amazing. [] Black is a cool color. [] You've lied about something serious [x] You're a very deep person. [x] You have considered suicide. [x] You are very loyal. [] You like heavy metal. [] They make school seem more important than it is. [] You're scared to grow up. [] Anger is one of your primary feelings. [x] You have trust issues. [] Guilty until proven innocent. TOTAL: 6

1. How old will you be in 12 months? 32 2, Do you think you'll be married by then? uhm iunno? 3.Where did number 3 go? i ate it 4. Who was the last person you called? Moms 5. Who was the last person to call you? Joe 6. Do you prefer to call or text? text, but it gets expensive 7. Do you have any pets? i have children 8. What were you doing at 12am last night? texting 9. parents separated/divorced/married? separated 10. When is the last time you saw your mom? ysterday 11. What happened at 11:00a.m.? i'm not there yet... 12. How many states have you lived in? 4 13. How many cities/towns have you lived in? 14 14. Do you prefer shoes, socks, or bare feet? bare feet 15. Are you a social person? ehh no 16. What was the last thing you ate? cheerios 17.favorite ice cream. rockt road 18. What is your favorite dessert? twinkies 19. What is your favorite TV show? House, Lost, Grey's Anatomy 20. What kind of jelly do you like on your PB & J sandwich? seedless raspberry 21. Do you like coffee? instant human...just add coffee 22. How many glasses of water a day do you drink on average? 10 - 12 23. What do you drink in the morning? coffee 24. Would you rather kiss someone with or without a tongue ring? who cares? 25. Do you sleep on a certain side of the bed? ya...the right 26. Do you know how to play poker? duh 27. Do you like to cuddle? yup 28. Any Plans for this weekend? moving 29. Do you eat out or at home more often? home 32. Would you ever get your nipples pierced? maybe 34. Have you ever been in an ambulance? bunches of times 35. Do you prefer an ocean or a pool? ocean 36. Do you prefer a window seat or an aisle seat? window 37. Do you know how to drive a stick shift? yup 38. What is your favorite thing to spend money on? kids clothes 39. Do you wear any jewelry 24/7? white gold necklace 40. Do you speak any other language? sprechen sie deutsch? 41. Can you roll your tongue? yup 42. Who is the funniest person you know? Meems 43. Do you sleep with stuffed animals? just Fred 44. What is the main ring tone on your phone? some generic one 45. Do you still have clothes from when you were little? yup 46. What is the color of your bedroom walls? eggshell 47. Do you shut off the water when you brush your teeth? no 48. Are you crushing on someone right now? ... 49. Are you currently tired? duh 50. Do you currently hate someone? nope

+ + + ABOUT ME + + + Name : Sammantha Nicknames: Samma, Samm, Mom Birthday: Nov 24 Location: mah shitty apt Grade: ummm A+<---uh sure Siblings: 1 brother Straight/bi/gay: straight-ish New/old job: Mommydom + + + APPEARANCE + + + Hair color: dark brown n red Eye color: dark brown Height : 5'3" Label : ur mom Dye your hair: ya huh Have bangs: no im not 12 Have braces: nope Wear glasses: *nods* Piercings: tongue Tattoos: 4 + + + FAVORITES + + + Color: red Movie : While You Were Sleeping n some others Tv show: Heroes, House, Grey's Anatomy, Lost Animal: eat me Food: chinese Drink: raspberry iced tea Alcoholic drink: amaretto sour Day of the week: wednesday Season: fall Class: ur mom Holiday: none Flower: White Oriental Lily Memory: lots of em thanx + + + LAST + + + person you hugged: Moms person you kissed : Cadey thing you said: i'll pack more later thing you ate: pretzel imed: no one texted: chickadee you called: Realtor called you : Realtor person you saw: Moms n the messican guy puttin down new flooring + + + THIS OR THAT + + + Summer or Winter: fall Dog or cat: dog pepsi or coke: pepsi cellphone or ipod: cell phone ocean or pool: ocean black or white : black chocolate or vanilla: vanilla flowers or candy: flowers rock or rap: Rock tv or movie: movies aim or msn: msn stars or hearts: stars bracelet or necklace: necklace gold or silver: SILVER! brunette or blonde: brunette kisses or hugs: both pen or pencil: pencil + + + IN YOUR ROOM + + + tv: yup your own phone: yup your own phone line : ur tarded vcr: nope dvd player: yup radio: nope computer: nope posters: nope of what?: ur mom of who?: ur mom + + + RELATIONSHIPS + + + got a crush: uhm...i guess... last person you said i love you to: Moms Current Mood: tired n bitchy

My 70 Confessions 1. The phone rings. Who do you want it to be? la la la 2. When shopping at the grocery store, do you return your cart? not usually...cuz what would the cart people have to do then? 3. If you had to kiss the last person you kissed, would you? nope :D 4. Do you take compliments well? not really.i get all shy and shit.<---what he said 5. Do you play Sudoku? sometimes with mah kid 6. If abandoned alone in the wilderness, would you survive? bet your ass 7. Do you like nipple rings? *drool* 10. If a sexy person was pursuing you, but you knew he/she was married what would you do? aaaaahahahahahahahaha reality please.... 12. Could you date someone with different religious beliefs than you? duh 13. Do you like to pursue or be pursued? im tired of option one...so i'll take option 2 please 14. Use words to describe yourself at the moment. mind fucked, tired 15. Do any songs make you cry? yes. not tellin which ones either. so there. 16. Are you continuing your education? half assedly yes 17. Do you know how to shoot a gun? yuppers 18. If your house was on fire, what would be the first thing you did? get kids out...then maybe the cat.. 20. Who do you text the most? lately? uhm...Joe 21. Favorite children's book? A Wrinkle In Time 22. what color are your eyes? dark brown 23. How tall are you? 5'3 n effin 3/4 25. If you could do it over again, start from scratch, would you? what am i doing? 26. Any secret admirers? if so they're keepin a damn good secret 27. Have you ever taken pictures in a photo booth? once upon a time 28. When was the last time you were at Olive Garden? a long ass time ago 31. Do u like mayo? blech no 32.Do u like mustard? hmm hmm gooooood 33. Do you prefer to sleep or eat? have sex? why is that not an option? fuckers. uhm sleep out of those choices tho 34. Do you look like your mom or dad? ironically my mom 35. How long does it take you in the shower? depends on what im doin...muahahahaha 36. Can you do splits? not anymore 37. What movie do you want to see right now? i want the new harry potter to come out already 39. What did you do for New Year's Eve? drank some beers... 40. Do you think The Grudge was crappy? it creeped me out but it was also weak sauce 42. Do you own a camera phone? yup 44. Was your mom a cheerleader? aaaahahahahahhaa no. 45. What's the last letter of your middle name? y 47. How many hours of sleep do you get a night? 5 - 7 if im lucky 48. Do you like care bears? gay sauce 49. What do you buy at the Movies? nuthin i sneak in all mah snacks in mah monster purse...eff you overpriced junk food! 50. Do you know how to play poker? yuppers but spades is better 51. Do you always wear your seatbelt? yup 52. What do you wear to sleep? shorts n a cami...or pj pants n a cami 53. Anything big ever happen in your town? they built an overpass...to low...n it kept gettin run into by trucks n falling on cars...that was pretty cool...dumbasses 54. Is your hair straight or curly? curly 55. Is your tongue pierced? yup :D 56. Do you like Liver and Onions? liver? *gags* no please...onions? ya huh 57. Have you ever been in love? uhm...yeah 58. Do you like funny or serious people better? funny! 59. Ever been to L.A.? yes 63. Do you hate chocolate? no...but its not my favorite 65. Are you a gullible person? not usually 66. Do you need a boyfriend/girlfriend to be happy? FUCK NO 68. Are you easy to get along with? i think so...other people disagree...ha 69. What is your favorite time of day? sex time? uhm...midnite...gotta love the witching hour 70. Are you a generally happy person? im generally a sarcastic person....