A promising young man should go into politics so that he can go on promising for the rest of his life.
Robert Byrne
Anybody who believes that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach flunked geography.
Robert Byrne
Byrne's Law: In any electrical circuit, appliances and wiring will burn out to protect fuses.
Robert Byrne
Democracy is being allowed to vote for the candidate you dislike least.
Robert Byrne
Doing a thing well is often a waste of time.
Robert Byrne
Everything is in a state of flux, including the status quo.
Robert Byrne
Getting caught is the mother of invention.
Robert Byrne
Learning to dislike children at an early age saves a lot of expense and aggravation later in life.
Robert Byrne
Memorial Service: Farewell party for someone who already left.
Robert Byrne
No one ever committed suicide while reading a good book, but many have tried while trying to write one.
Robert Byrne
One reason people get divorced is that they run out of gift ideas.
Robert Byrne
Partying is such sweet sorrow.
Robert Byrne
Prejudices save time.
Robert Byrne
The purpose of life is a life of purpose.
Robert Byrne
There are two kinds of people, those who finish what they start and so on.
Robert Byrne
To err is human, to purr feline.
Robert Byrne
Until you walk a mile in another man's moccasins you can't imagine the smell.
Robert Byrne
Winter is nature's way of saying, "Up yours."
