Talas Blastmor's blog: "FUNNY"
created on 06/26/2007 | http://fubar.com/funny/b95923
posted on 01/10/2011 @ 03:01 pm
Planning Ahead
A woman decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, "Paint me with diamond rings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets, a ruby broach, and gold Rolex."
"But you are not wearing any of those things," he replied.
"I know," she said. "It's in case I should die before my husband. I'm sure he will remarry right away, and I want his new wife to go crazy looking for the jewelry."
posted on 12/27/2010 @ 12:12 pm
New Year Lecture
On New Year's Eve, Daniel was in no shape to drive, so he sensibly left his van in the car park and walked home. As he was wobbling along, he was stopped by a policeman. 'What are you doing out here at four o'clock in the morning?' asked the police officer.
'I'm on my way to a lecture,' answered Roger.
'And who on earth, in their right mind, is going to give a lecture at this time on New Year's Eve?' enquired the constable sarcastically.
'My wife,' slurred Daniel grimly.
LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Is that why so many of you are single????
posted on 11/22/2010 @ 12:11 pm
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posted on 11/01/2010 @ 06:11 am
11/1/10 Dilbert
posted on 10/23/2010 @ 08:10 am
10/23/10 Dilbert
posted on 10/17/2010 @ 01:10 am
10/17/10 Dilbert
posted on 10/14/2010 @ 12:10 am
10/14//10 Dilbert
