Harry and his wife are having hard financial times, so they decide she'll become a hooker. She's not quite sure what to do,so Harry says, Stand in front of that bar and pick up a guy. Tell him a hundred bucks.
If you've got a question, I'll be parked around the corner.
She's not there five minutes when a guy pulls up and says, How much?
She says, A hundred dollars. He says Shit. All I've got is thirty. She says, Hold on.
She runs back to Harry and says, What can he get for thirty dollars?
Harry says, A hand job.
She runs back and tells the guy all he gets for thirty dollars is a hand job. He says okay, she gets in the car, he unzips his pants, and out pops a simply HUGE PENIS. She stares at it for a minute, and then says, I'll be right back.
She runs back around the corner and says breathlessly, Harry, can you lend this guy seventy bucks?
