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Women Of Northern Tradition
Women of The Northern Tradition Courage,Truth,Honor,Fidelity,Disipline, Industriousness,Hospitality,Self Reliance, Perseverance The Nine Noble Virtues may have been given to the men of The North by the Gods to live by, but it was the women of The North that most faithfully extolled these nine virtues. Courage: she lived in a cold cruel world populated by wild beast and wilder men, still she maintained her home and bore her children. Truth: Her word was her bond in all public and private affairs. If her husband mistreated her or her children or her family she could on her word,simply divorce him by declaring to her neighbors at the door and in her bed room that the marriage was over. Honor: The family name and reputation came first and she would do nothing to shame or dishonor her husband or family. Fidelity: Faithful,loyal,accuracy and exactness all of these she used in taking care of her husbands farm and belongs when he was away. She managed the farm or business in the s

Vacation Update 4: New Boobs On Ratemywow, New Videos Online, Traveling Virus And Car Crash Comedy Coming To Philly
You know, most people hear the word 'vacation' and they think about getting away for a few days, possibly to a warmer climate, maybe to enjoy an umbrella drink or five or seven or twelve. Then there's those unfortunates who use the ol' 'vacation' as an excuse to get a ton of work done, in the hopes of catching up. That's the thing though; you NEVER get caught up when you're a workaholic... you just keep finding shit to do. Aaaaaaaanyway... let's get on with this, shall we? NEW BOOBS ON RATEMYWOW: We got another set of those tattooed boobies (could possibly be the same chick from yesterday come to think of it...looks like she deleted the other one anyway): RateMyWOW: Tattoos and Boobies (ladies, get YOURS in today...and don't forget the WOW in the photo with you. No WoW = Not getting posted) oh, look... we added a bunch of videos to the MEDIA SECTION, including: Chicago Candy Factory Blown Up For Batman Movie Rita the MILF in a Fishnet Outfit Malaysia's 'King Tooth' pulls a T

Hard To Say When Drunk....
THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. Innovative 2. Preliminary 3. Proliferation 4. Cinnamon..... I can't even say this when I'm sober THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. Specificity 2. Anti-constitutionalistically 3. Passive-aggressive disorder 4. Transubstantiate THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex. 2. Nope, no more booze for me! 3. Sorry, but you're not really my type. 4. Taco Bell? No thanks, I'm not hungry. 5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight? 6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke. 7. I'm not interested in fighting you. 8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool! 9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this parking lot or on the side of the road. 10. I must be going home now as I have to work in the morning.

Anon Gifts
To who ever sends me anon. gifts thank you.., but i do not find Gift Shop sexy. LOL Please, if ur gonna send me spicy gifts send from you... i don't bite unless asked ;) P.S. Have u seen my penis? LOL PSS>: Well Gift Shop is 32 & Female... so she might be hot... i dunno... LOL fubar Gift Shop@ fubar

So Here Is The Latest
as it stands now..it could be about a month before i get my net service back up and running..so until then i will be stopping here at the library to catch up...once i get my net back up and i have time to actually sit here and go into detail of the hell ive been dealing with, i will catch you guys up...i wont have time to return rate/fan/comments from the library cuz ive only got a limited time unless it isnt busy and they extend me more time...so be patient and i will be back asap!

The Problem With Being Divorced...
dawndee: i neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed a boy@ -Lo: how cooooooooooooooome dawndee: i neeeeed help!!! dawndee: there is a dead mouse in the pool filter! dawndee: he has no hair! dawndee: i can't gert him hout!! dawndee: heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelp meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee dawndee: i tried! dawndee: i did dawndee: i really did dawndee: but he is so gross -Lo: eeeeeeeeeeeeeew -Lo: ew -Lo: ew -Lo: ew dawndee: and hairless -Lo: ew dawndee: and -Lo: ew -Lo: ew -Lo: e -Lo: we -Lo: weww -Lo: eeeeeeeew -Lo: ew -Lo: ew dawndee: he moves when i try to scoop him -Lo: ewwwwwwww -Lo: wwwwwwwwwww -Lo: ewwwwww -Lo: hes aliveeeeeeee? dawndee: i neeeeeeeeeeeeeed heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelp -Lo: he aliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiveeeeeeeeeeeee? dawndee: no! dawndee: he is deadddddddddd -Lo: ewwwwwwwwwwww -Lo: wwwwwwwww -Lo: w -Lo: ww -Lo: wwwwww dawndee: and all of his hair is oooooooooooooffffffffffffffffffffffffffff -Lo: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew -Lo: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Rambling Thoughts
I am such a fool for love, I tend to do stupid things in the name of love. I always put my heart and soul into everything I do. I'm looking for someone who will call my bluff, and let me get away with little things at the same time. I want someone who is passionate and will hold my hand, even when I'm mad. I want someone who will kiss me in the rain, and expect nothing more. I want to be appreciated and respected. I need that. I need passion, not only for things I'm interested in, but I need someone who is passionate about their own interests as well. I need to be happy, and feel safe. I need someone who will encourage me to get up and get out, take me for walks, and tell me I'm beautiful, and actually mean it. I need someone to love me, all of me, every little inch of me, and every aspect of my life. I need someone who will be happy coming in a close second to my son. I need someone who understands that. I need someone who calls me at 3 am, telling me they miss me, or they were thinki

Ranting And Raving About My Labor Day!!!
Okay before I start to rant and rave let me just say this... Vodka and Orange juice is the FUCKING SHIT YES YES!!! Okay on to the ranting and raving from this moring.. I got up and walk into the kitchen half asleep.. My dad tells me that he lost his phone.. Those of you close to me know that I pay for my dad's cell phone and my youngest sisters.. Well anyways. I was half asleep it didn't go directly to my brain.. So I completely ignored him like usally and went and got something to drink.. Then came down to the basement to check my email.. Well he came down here and told me again this time it got through to my brain.. Okay let me tell you what happend.. LMAO last night my dad was drunk off his fucking ass.. And well he was drunk off his ass he lost his phone.. Okay so I kept my cool he really did look sorry about loseing it.. :D ha ha So I went and I looked outside... NO PHONE!!! So I got dressed and had mom take me to Allhel they said I need to file a police report.. FUC

Little Known Conversion Factors - Lol!
Things you didn't know that you need to know. Now that you know it is hard to imagine life before these thoughtful conversions... 1. Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter = Eskimo Pi 2. 2000 pounds of Chinese soup = Won ton 3. 1 millionth of a mouthwash = 1 microscope 4. Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement = 1 bananosecond 5. Weight an evangelist carries with God = 1 billigram 6. Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour = Knotfurlong 7. 16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone = 1 Rod Sterling 8. Half of a large intestine = 1 semicolon 9. 1,000,000 aches = 1 megahurtz 10. Basic unit of laryngitis = 1 hoarsepower 11. Shortest distance between two jokes = A straight line 12. 453.6 graham crackers = 1 pound cake 13. 1 million-million microphones = 1 megaphone 14. 2 million bicycles = 2 megacycles 15. 365.25 days = 1 unicycle 16. 2000 mockingbirds = 2 kilomockingbirds 17. 52 cards = 1 decacards 18. 1 kilogram of fall

Interconnectedness
In a few of the last entries I've noticed I've made references to my Buddhist studies and how I'm feeling a good connection with the ideals of Buddhism. My intent with that is not to become some Buddhist freak and it will be all I talk about any more. However, reading the Dalai Lama two themes he comes back to time and again in his teachings are compassion and interconnectedness. I've been meditating on these and while much of it I already understood the connectedness of man to one another but I think my understanding of if has increased recently. We don't always think of the interconnectedness of ourselves to others and the more we think of our self above others we usually end up causing our self more pain and grief and suffering. Every action of every other person affects our life. We may not see it directly in our daily lives and maybe not for years. This morning I was meditating on coffee and how my enjoyment of it presents an extreme form of interconnected which

Tuesday Links: O&a Return Live, Turn On Your Paltalk, Rock Scream Tuesday, New Boobs On Ratemywow, Lots Of New Videos Online, Traveling Virus And Car
The Opie and Anthony Show is LIVE! Don't believe us? Turn on Your Paltalk and go to the 'Opie and Anthony Live' Room! (of course, you may already be there watching BabyGirl, RedRum and Flightbenefits show everyone their boobs...thanks Ladies!) LISTEN TO TODAY'S SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST) NEW BOOBS ON RATEMYWOW: We got a great new (almost fully-nude) shot on RateMyWOW from a slender gal with a shell necklace and some nice nubs: RateMyWOW: Nice Nubs! The Traveling Virus Comedy Tour is ending its run in Camden, NJ on September 15th, and since Ed McGonigal backed out of his opening gig, we're doing another round of Car Crash Comedy to pick a winner. It's going to be at a live venue on the 14th, and you aspiring Philly comics can Email Sam @ Foundry Music.com with all your contact information if you want to participate. Do you have your Tickets for the Tweeter Center Show? No??? Click Click Click, Chester... go get 'em before all the fat hillbillies get the

The Good Humor Of Texans....
From another Texan friend to me this morning... :) ************************************************** Forget Rednecks, here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about folks from Texas... If someone in a Lowe's store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you may live in Texas If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you may live in Texas. If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you may live in Texas. If "Vacation" means going anywhere south of Dallas for the weekend, you may live in Texas. If you measure distance in hours, you may live in Texas. If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you may live in Texas. If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both unlocked, you may live in Texas. If you carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you may live in Texas. If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph -- you're go

I Guess We're Even Now
I Guess We're Even Was it the right thing, When I tore your heart, Or was it just a mistake, When you threw me in the dark, Your eyes are now painful, You quiet and dying, Something I caused for you, But you shouldn't have been lying, We loath eachother now, So now your finally dead, I know it was my doing, But what's there to dread, You acted like I was nothing, But you said "I'll love you till the end" I thought I could once trust you, I guess it all was pretend, But now your gone for good, But yet your blood does leave a stain, I guess we could call it even, For all the conflicts and pain.

Killeen Texas And All Surrounding Areas!!!
WE did it and are bringing Hathor's Garden a fetish/goth club to central Texas!!!! Opening next month! If you are in the area and are a female dom or would just LOVE to be a female dom( no experience needed we will train ya and it only makes it more fun if you aren't a professional:)~ )or you would love to get into promoting for it let me know I would be glad to have ya and look forward to meetin ya:) xoxo bethie

Dear Wife Letter.....lol
Dear Wife: I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for good. I've been a good man to you for seven years, and I have nothing to show for it These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you had quit your job today, and that was the last straw. Last week, you came home and didn't even notice that I had gotten a new hair cut, cooked your favorite meal, and even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. You came home and ate in two minutes, then went straight to sleep after watching all your soaps. You don't tell me you love me anymore, you don't want to have sex anymore or anything. Either you're cheating on me or you don't love me anymore. Whatever the case is, I am gone. Your EX - Husband P.S. Don't try to find me. Your SISTER and I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life! ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Dear Ex-Husband: Nothing has made my day more than receiving your lett

Send Healing To Yourself
Most people, when given an opportunity to aid someone in need, are eager to do whatever they can to be of service. Those of us who have chosen to make healing the world a vocation are grateful for any occasion to send light and love to people in our immediate spheres of influence and beyond. As we apply our passion and our principles to this altruistic endeavor, we often forget to send ourselves the same bountiful gifts of wellness, though we ourselves may be in dire need of it. We overlook ourselves, not because we forget, but because we fear that focusing on the self is an indicator of selfishness. It is moreover much more difficult to heal oneself than to heal others because the seeds of uncertainty are more easily banished when we act on another's behalf. When we send healing light to ourselves, it is important that our intentions and our self-trust be stronger than ever to counteract doubt. As we bless ourselves in this way, we serve as both an active channel and a passive dest

I'm Back!
I'm finally back from my break away from the internet, things are much better now so here I am! :D I just wanna say ive missed ya esp my besties on here, Im sorry I let some of you down and you felt a little neglected. Hope to catch up with all that ive missed! PS: I hate these new profile layouts!! PPS: why does my shoutbox NEVER WORK!! :( XXXX SMOOCHIES!! XXXX

Rick Sent This To Me, So Sweet & Sad, Thanks Sweetie Xoxox
Each year he sent her roses, and the note would always say, I love you even more this year, than last year on this day. My love for you will always grow, with every passing year." She knew this was the last time that the roses would appear. She thought, he ordered roses in advance before this day. Her loving husband did not know, that he would pass away. He always liked to do things early, way before the time. Then, if he got too busy, everything would work out fine. She trimmed the stems and placed them in a very special vase. Then, sat the vase beside the portrait of his smiling face. She would sit for hours, In her husband's favorite chair. While staring at his picture, and the roses sitting there. A year went by, and it was to live without her mate. With loneliness and solitude, that had become her fate. Then, the very hour, The doorbell rang, and there were roses sitting by her door. She brought the roses in, and then just looked at them in shoc

Can't Chang The Past
Can't change the past so why not live for today, and make tomorrow better for you. The bad times will pass and there will be good times to enjoy. Don't live in the past move on enjoy life, you only have one life to live live it. Have fun Friends will come and friends will go but remember you'll always have me to lean on. Through all of the tears and laughter I will be there. You can't change the past so live for today. I will be here to see you through. Remember I care and always will. You are my friend and to me you are very special. So live your life one day at a time, and know that i will always be here for you no matter what. You can't change the past so why not live for today?

Poem.... Unknown....
I've been beetin shatered torn ripped broken used abused... Its time to be strong And simply moving on..... Im saying goodbye and starting my life over I've shed and cryed enough tears to refill the rivers and streams been chaind to the rocks in the rivers waiting tell i regain my strength to break free.. Only to be sitting there for what seemed like forever.... Well the sailer has come he jumped in and broke the chains carryed me to the shore and gave me life again... but when i wouldn't give my heart he set me free. now its time to find the real me once again...

Poem By ~selena~
OPEN YOUR HEART TO CONNECT YOUR MIND TO YOUR FEELINGS TO SHOW YOUR INNER WORLD...WITHOUT FEARS, BUT WITH FAITH ...THAT THE PEOPLE WHO GET THE PRIVILEGE TO SHARE THAT INTIMATE WORLD...CAN UNDERSTAND HOW SIMPLE IS TO GIVE THE BEST OF YOU TO OTHERS... LEAVING THE PAIN BEHIND IN THE PAST, BECAUSE WE DON'T BELONG TO OUR PAST, WE BELONG TO OUR DREAMS, TO OUR PRESENT AND TO OURSELVES....TO BELONG IS A DECISION A SELFLESSNESS AND ONLY MAKE SENSE WHEN WE CAN UNDERSTAND THAT THE ONLY REAL TIME THAT WORTH ANY EFFORT ANY COMMITMENT IS THE PRESENT...AND THE PRESENT IS ALL WHAT YOU HAVE HERE, YOU MUST GIVE ALL WHAT YOU HAVE TO GIVE....TODAY. WHEN YOU FORGET THE "FUTURE OBSESSION" TO DECIDE TO ENJOY YOUR PRESENT... YOU WILL SOW CONSCIOUSLY TODAY AND DEFINITELY YOU WILL HAVE A BETTER HARVEST IN THAT FUTURE THAT SINCE THIS MOMENT YOU WILL FREE. YOU WILL BE SURPRISE WHEN YOU DISCOVER THAT YOU ENJOY THE JOURNEY OF YOUR LIFE AND DAY AFTER DAY YOU WILL START TO CONNECT THE PIECES OF A LIFE THAT YOU ARE

Well, What Wass The Point Of That?
I just went down to the Coffee shop to get some chocolate. They had one Mocha brownie left. So the guy behind the counter wraps it up so that all the frosting comes off with the paper. Now I'm left with a Naked brownie!!! :(

.dear.
It's time to really deal with whatever it is that has been bugging you lately -- dig as deeply as you must. It's almost certain that some aspect of your life could use some tweaking, so get to work! dear horrorscope: i dont like you anymore. tho of course that would suggest that i liked you in the first place... in which case that would make me a liar. suffice it to say... i never liked you... its just more apparent now. please die. horribly. preferrably with pain...lots of pain so i can point...and laugh. no ♥ for you, me

Random Info
Starting Time: 11:08pm Name: Aurelia Shoe size: 8.5 Height: 5'3 What are you wearing? Green mini dress Favorite Number: 7 Favorite Drink: "Ocean Water" from SONIC Favorite Month: October Favorite Breakfast: "All-Star Special" @ Waffle House **Have You Ever** Broken a bone: Knuckles and tailbone Been in a police car: No Been on a boat? Yesssir Swam in the ocean and surfed?: Swam not surfed. Fallen asleep in school: Pfft! Still do Cried when someone died: No brainer **Ever Had** Chicken pox: 8 times! Sore throat: Right now, yes Stitches: Thank God, no Broken nose: Nope **Do You** Like cake? Yesss! Like school? I love school! **Questions** Who was the last person you danced with? Shaun **Who** Who did you last yell at: My poor doggy :( **Questions** What are you listening to right now? tv in the background. **Today did you** 1. Talk to someone you like? No. Been sick. 2. Get sick? See above.

Just Saving Some Pics ;) Nothing Exciting Lol
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Help The Kids...
Good Morning. Yea it is a Friday and normally a good wish would be announced from me to all. I thought perhaps today since B93 a country station I listen to on the way into work is doing their annual Roof-Sit for Kids and feels the world is no longer listening to their plight…I would help in any way I can…one way was to pass their information along to others. Child abuse is no just in west Michigan, not just in Michigan and Not just in the United States…it’s world wide. Please help get the word out. The B93 Listener family started back in the early Ninety’s with a Roof-Sit for kids. It was on a early fall day in September while Neal Dionne was up on the roof making a statement for kids a Battered child from Texas did not know he would create a statement that has been used on their radio station since that day when he told his story. The boy fresh off the bus a Gray-Hound from Texas heard Neal on the radio and came to give what he could by giving 25.00 of his 50.00 he had to his name…

As Beautiful As A Sunset
you are as beautiful as a sunset, i am truely glad we have met, you are as sweet as ice cream, you are the one i would love to have in my dream, you seem wonderful and true, i promise never to make you feel blue, hopeing our two hearts become as one, truely wishing them never to come undone, getting to know each other will be fun, you are like a summers breeze, that softly blows through the leaves on a tree, bringing me down to one knee, you make my heart feel free, it is you i honestly wish to see, i have a heart of gold, a heart i hope one day you will hold, i am honest and true, i woke thinking of you, time is what i have to give to you, and someday a love that would be true, cause i could see growing old with you, you are my breath of fresh air, someone i hope to hold dear, i am truely someone who can care, but dreaming of you here, for me to be there for you, as i hope you would be for me too, this poem came to mind, when i thought of you, i hope it do

Tossing In The Towel
How do you know when you’ve done all you can towards a goal but realize its not going to be reached? When is the right time to toss in the preverbal towel? Don’t think that when something appears imposable that it’s not worth the try, to me imposable is a degree of difficulty. Sometimes shear audacity makes the day, “He who dares, wins.” And sometimes no mater how hard you drive, sweat, struggle, or cry in pain, it’s simply not enough or it was never in the cards. I did a race once in Michigan called SKARE. My race partner, Jim and I lead that race for about 13 hours and the feeling was nothing short of magic. How we lost the lead and eventually had to drop out is a story worth telling. The first leg of the race was a land navigation section half on foot, the second half on mountain bike. As per my standard practice of crossing the starting line last we watched as the race field slowly dissipated into the cedar forest of the upper peninsula of Michigan. Jim and I were movin

Thoughts That Make No Point.....
It is so easy to get caught up in what the crowd is doing and what we perceive as cool. Be it our friends, our families and sometime even complete strangers constantly projecting who they think we are, or who we should be. With so much continuously coming at us, it is easy to get caught up in that that is not real. For some there is the struggle to live up to the expectations of others until we either don't remember or don't know who we are. Then one day we wake up unhappy with the life that we're living. And, if we listen closely to our words, we can hear that everything we hold important is about someone else. Finding ourselves is an interesting journey. It is a journey that, although there will be guides along the way, you can only truly make the journey alone. It takes getting out of our comfort zone to explore things that interest us, and on occasion, the unknown. Once we are on the journey to ourselves it is about claiming yourself no matter what, and not settling for

These Guys Rock The Heavy Metal Scene In Cincy
This Public service announcement is brought too u by ur local apothed_in_cincy :P if u like Metal; plz goto this site: www.uwillpulse.com and sign guest book; lead singer was a high school buddy; would mean alot too me and tell them Chad sent u; but listen too the 3 songs before u sign. This is thier myspace page 4 different songs show them the kind of FuBar Luv u show everyday http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=8649515&MyToken=a457021f-98dc-4712-a804-5e95cc24a8bd

Weekend Links: Download The O&a Show, New Boobs On Ratemywow, New Videos Online, Traveling Virus And Car Crash Comedy Coming To Philly!
Good afternoon, shut-ins! It's time for your weekly dose of weekend update, courtesty of The O&A Show and FoundryMusic... We'll get started by mentioning once again that if you missed any of this week's fine radio shows, you can get them online via AUDIBLE: DOWNLOAD THE O&A SHOW 9/4/07 DOWNLOAD THE O&A SHOW 9/5/07 DOWNLOAD THE O&A SHOW 9/6/07 DOWNLOAD THE O&A SHOW 9/7/07 New Boobs on RateMyWOW: Thanks once again to our west coast pals Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is promoting his new sites Load My Mouth and Cover My Face, we have THREE new pairs of boobies for you to check out, as well as a new submission from one of our faithful fans! (Ladies, get YOUR pics in TODAY, but remember: No WOW in Photo = Not Getting On Site): RateMyWOW: Nikki Flame RateMyWOW: Kelly Skyline RateMyWOW: Sandy Sweet Big Boobs and Pigtails! There's some new clips in the MEDIA SECTION, including: Aneta Buena Topless On The Balcony Nikki Shakes Her Ass on The Bed John Rambo - First O

13,000 To Level
We got levelers maxing out all over the place. Please if you can help rate go show love. Please only rate blog so i know who is helping. This is the last high one for the night.. And may be it.. Thanks for all the love you showed today. ~Suze~@ fubar

Kytanna's Frist Birthday
So today was the day of my daughter's first birthday party and her dedication. I like to take the time to thank all the people who came and hope you all had a good time we still got like 20lbs. of meat left over. I wish that all the people who said would be there acrually held true to your word. i'll get the pictures up as soon as possible.

Dammnit
If i get one more fucking e-mail about someone THINKING I'd be interested in their crap i'm gonna fucking hurt someone. I dont need fucking spam in my fubar e-mail account thank you. If i really want to know whats in your freaking stupid stash wouldn't i have already checked it out.

So U All Dont Know As Much As Those Myspace Peoples
seth and i go way back and we are talking again and he is the same old seth but things have changed we always had this thing with "the great thing about a phone is you can just hang up" well i beat him to that joke twice yesterday and he was just bustin up laughing at that and it was nice told me he missed me and wished iwas there and frankly right now so do i. so cliff is pulling this lets not talk to jenn thing and its making me batty... i am moving out and had such a system melt down over that and to find out my fucking as*h**e father who knew i had to have my stuff out by the 10 is now like well cant it wait?! WTF!!!!! no it cant wait that bitch has someone else moving in you dumb f**K u told me evertyhing would be fine for the 10th now your telling me i have no palce for my stuff god i wanna just freaking cry oh oh OH and my cell phone has sh*t the bed i mean the nines dont work and the arrow buttons then trying to fix it somone is like drop again against th ground i did oh yeah

I Remember Where I Was
I was Working at a Nursing home in Lake Zurich Illinois and i had been attending a meeting. When we came out of meeting the news was on every tv we passed and it looked to me like it was one of those sci fi movies or something and i remember a real disbelief feeling when i heard it was real and for days after.

Fuck Off
apperantley Im an asshole because I drink and party alot, and people are too fucking lazy to read my profile. who the hell have i lied to about that? its on my fucking profile, i aint lied to noone about it and have no reason to! no matter where i go theres drama. for fucks sakes we are all grown up here so lets leave the childish shit back in the day. i just needed to complain and was told that mumm world wasnt the place to do it, and was kicked out of a few lounges for doing it so fuck it, unloading in here. you read it, thanks, dont, what ever. so anyways, im in the DFW are of texas for a while and im having quite a few parties each weekend. wanna come? let hit me up and ill give you the address. Its going to be hell of a party so bring yer party hats and lets have fun!

A Shared Secret
Dinner was over and the dances had been danced. Taking her hand he led her away and they closed the world behind them. Removing her clothes he looked at her body, aware of her nervousness. She lay on her back with a gentle smile and watched as he undressed. His caresses were gentle, her kisses sweet, as he took his place by her side. Her arms wrapped around him and her legs opened wide as he reached up for the light. Oh, the smell of the woman as he searched with his tongue For the spot where her feelings would start. The arch of her back as he mounted her body. The smell of her hair filled his head. Next morning he passed her a coffee as she shifted in her chair. He reached for her hand to hold it tight and let her know he was still there. She looked back and smiled as she picked up her cup. Her thoughts on the night just passed. The wonderful, magical night just passed. And the secret they had to share

Waiting By The Backdoor
I was standing by your backdoor. Hoping to be invited in. To enter without permission. Might be considered a sin. You did say I would be welcome here. You never said you changed your mind. Your Mom and Dad had gone away. And your brother, he wouldn't mind. They had never refused my entry. Through your front door before. In fact it seemed you were more than keen. And would be invite back for more. So now I stand here waiting. Waiting by your backdoor. Wondering what to say or do. As I wait by your backdoor.

Sex
Sex by Dwayne Gordon How can you live without sex in your life....... Sex in the morning Sex in the eveving Sex at night Every minute of the day Sex.......Sex........Sex Sex is great sex is bad Do it hard when you get mad Sex today Sex tommorow Sex everyday when you're in sorrow Sex on the bed Sex on the floor Have it everyday you will want more.

Speaking Of Looking
Here is another one! And tell me friends does that look like one of those old fashion "body massagers" you see in the old 70's porn flicks between her legs? Hmm Imagine the possibilities boys and girls. She said she doesn't like pervy but that looks like an old school dildo to me. I love this game.

Things I Didn't Know...(copied From Scrapper's Mumm Blog)
I copied this from Scrapper's mumm blog (the one telling you why your mumm priviledges were suspended and how to get them back) I found it VERY enlightening! Hope all of you do too! MuMMers... First off, take a deep breath. Your MuMM suspension was nothing personal. Also, please do not leave me a comment on this blog asking for them back. I might not see it, so email me instead. The automated message you received probably told you it was NSFW. If it wasn't NSFW, it was flagged because it did not meet the MuMM guidelines. The following information will help you better understand your suspension. Also, I do not see 99% of the MuMMs that are flagged. I am just the guy who can help you turn them back on. Please do not shoot the messenger. Please make sure to read this entire blog. 1. I will not debate, argue, discuss or get involved in MuMM drama. 2. MuMM stands for Make Up Your Mind! It is a place for users to post legitimate questions asking for advice from our community.

I Believe....
I BELIEVE....THAT LIFE WAS MEANT TO BE EMBRACED .............NOT JUST ENDURED. TREASURED.....NOT JUST TOLERATED. SAVORED..............NOT JUST SURVIVED. ADVERTISED........NOT JUST AVOIDED. AND MOST OF ALL I BELIEVE THAT LIFE WAS MEANT TO CELEBRATED!!!!!!!

Children Of The Seed!!!!
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Dick Tracy You Ain't...
So as I sit here on 9/11 and read the MUMMs, I still see that people want to buy into Conspiracy theories. Now, I find theories to be a good thing - as long as you have SOLID backing for your notions. And that's one thing MOST 9/11 Conspiracists don't have - They only THINK they do. I mean, think about this.. According to Theory, this is all one big US Government Conspiracy. It was all staged, and they used their best and brightest to commit atrocities. OK, with you so far.. But how did YOU find out about it?? Their answer? "Oh, I did research on the Internet." Oh brother. Folks, I'd like you to think for a moment. Governments have ALWAYS had Black ops - And the general public is blissfully unaware, because these are HIDDEN so darn well. They make sure any possible tracks are completely covered - And they do it with a single minded determination NOT to allow it to be discovered. So how is it that somehow 9/11 was done so shoddily IF it were a Black Op? HOW are ther

Forgotten?we Will Never Forget
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Thank You To My Wonderful Friends
Perhaps I'm being selfish to make this blog when so many are remembering the terrible memory of 9/11...so I appologize to any who may take offence.... Since the begining of July, I shared with my friends that I had found a lump in my right breast and followed with a battery of tests .... I thought I was getting away lucky when I went for a lumpectomy and would be allowed to go on my merry little way... Well didn't quite get away...nice try but I was informed that the lump wasn't contained as originaly thought and on the 20th of this month will return and have a mastecomy.... This has created an inner battle of vanity over health...I'm a big girl and how am I going to cope with a cantalope on one side and nuttin on the other side....It's amazing the black hmour one can come up with when faced with a scary jouney and scared I am....as this is just the begining...its called CANCER ...evil little bugger...but I am blessed with good friends and an awsome family so I WILL win...

This Really Works
I recently joined AGLOCO because of a friend recommended it to me. I am now promoting it to you because I like the idea and I want you to share in what I think will be an exciting new Internet concept. AGLOCO’s story is simple: Do you realize how valuable you are? Advertisers, search providers and online retailers are paying billions to reach you while you surf. How much of that money are you making? NONE! AGLOCO thinks you deserve a piece of the action. AGLOCO collects money from those companies on behalf of its members. (For example, Google currently pays AOL 10 cents for every Google search by an AOL user. And Google still has enough profit to pay $1.6 billion dollars for YouTube, an 18-month old site full of content that YouTube’s users did not get paid for! AGLOCO will work to get its Members their share of this and more. AGLOCO is building a new form of online community that they call an Economic Network. They are not only paying Members their fai

Pissed Off
i just read a friends blog and it pisses me off they had nerve to make it a point that all poeple in ohio were just standbyers to sept 11 and werent there and need get over it. apparenty this person didnt know anyone who was killed in the towers that day .THEY CANT EFFIN GET OVER THAT! i mean wtf your country was attacked and you dont care just say get over it .aaarrrgghhh!!! i had a friend who didnt make it out of tower one you know I WILL NEVER FORGET , I WILL NEVER GET OVER IT and i really dont give a damn what other people say its stupid and idiotic to feel that way .people who feel like that aint got a fukin heart .

Reember
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David Bailey And The Badger Sur La Jardin.
Felicitations again mon cherest ami and how are tou this tres desert solrise matin. Ah bon. Oh well the sky is yellow pink just like an apricot over the horizon. Oui it is like the desert sky. Merci, Moi is tickety boo and last night, well early this matin Moi was dangling out of the study window. Oui, indeed. Well firstly there were dos badger in la jardin and as the window opens quieter in there the food was being lobbed from there. They are grande snufflers and when the grapes landed on the ground they both ran to the resounding thud. For dos minutes Moi threw grapes out oft hitting them whereupon they jumped in the air and turned to where the grape had dropped. Then the nuts were thrown out in showers and again the scuttling effect took place. It was tres amusing when the nuts landed on them because they did leave terra firma on all four paws and land again to dart all around gathering nuts in rings. When the bread was thrown out they ran to each slice sniffing it and then ran onto

My Crazy Thoughts Brought To You By Niki
Alot has been on my mind so I will just go with the flow and see what kind of mess I can come up with.. First off I will bring up something about last night that made me think.I was approached by someone that said basically hey that is my man.My response was EXCUSE ME.At first I was upset after realizing whom she was referring too,then I thought why am I upset.Yes I and this person had been talking and it would have been nice to see where it went,then I thought to myself.Why is this person so insecure that she felt the need to tell me that was her man.A man she has never met.I am a firm believer that yes you can develope feelings for someone but it just is not a realtionship until you meet.I have seen so many say they are so totally in love with this person and that it is a mutual feeling between the two,then they meet and it is like oh shit..Then it makes me wonder..mmm where did the undying love go.The unconditional love that you can't seem to live without,then you meet and its ov

I Want You
I Want You by Bunny For Her i know i can't have you, i know it's absolutely impossible, yet the collision of your lips, makes it so hard for me. i see you, and i burn in desire, i want you, i need you, i lust you. i hope you lust me too, yet you resist, your morals restrain you, the world could end tomorrow, and i want to have you, before it does.

Conversation Domination
CONVERSATION DOMINATION ARE YOU A PART OF THE CONVERSATION? OR ARE YOU IN CONTROL OF THE CONVERSATION? To jump in the middle of the CONVERSATION and to watch how we control 50 out of the TOP 100 spots in Google. Conversations are happening all around your niche marketing - It is time for you take CONTROL

Time
I trace back a step, to my contentment of yesterday. Lazy mind and body embraced by comfort. Can I have a double? Dose me with that kiss again, yeah that one. Time etched away the tingle of it. Head resting on your shoulder. Your breath warm on my cheek. Is that K.C. I smell? Pushing your sock down with one polished toe. I know what comes next. Fingertips caressing my back and hips. The contact spreads like wildfire. Consume me, consume all of me! Strange how the soul will identify easily. I belong here. I am your woman until time ends.

Fuck Off Broken_hearted420!
Listen you stupid fucking bitch ass cunt. I have sexy fatasses picture on my photo list and thats EXACTLY where it is STAYING. If you dont fucking like it, KISS MY ASS SKANKY BITCH ASS HOE! I blocked your sorry pshyco insecure dumb bitch -ass. So now you cant harass me. If you are fucking jealous and insecure that I am BETTER than you, thats your stupid problem. Oh and by the way you stupid bitch, I am NOT a loser like you. Are you going to college?? HELL NO. I AM BITCH. And I have gotten nothing but A's on the math homework I have done at the college I go to. Obviously you are so fucking protective of sexy fatass beast (aka Andrew) that you must be insecure. TRUST ME.....IF i REALLy wanted him, I would have taken him away from you already, or would already be in the process of taking him away from your sorry slutty ass. Delete me off of your damn yahoo messenger if you still fucking have me on there and selete all my info. If you are gonna act like a stupid fucking pshyco over me hav

Family
ok well i just deleted over 25 pplz from my family list because a certian photo of mine that was in my family only folder was marked nsfw, and it wasnt even a nsfw photo, SO kiss my ass if you got removed just shows i didnt know if i could trust you ty have a good day

Why We Love Children
why we love children: a kindergarten pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat, but it was dead. "how do you know that the cat was dead? she asked him. "because i pissed in it's ear and it didn't move," answered the child innocently. "you did WHAT?!!" the exclaimed in surprise. "you know," explained the boy, "i leaned over and went 'PSST!' and it didn't move. an exasperated mother, whose son was always geting into mischief, finally asked him, "how do you expect to get into heaven?" the boy thought it over and said "well i'll run in and out and in and out and keep slamming the door until St. Peter says, 'for heaven's sake, dyan, come in or stay out.' one summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her son into bed. she was about to turn off the light when he asked with a tremor in hie voice, "mommy will you sleep with me tonight?" the mother smiled and gave him a reassuring hug. "i can't dear," she said, "i have to sleep in daddy's room." a long silence was

Liberty Needs Glasses
excuse me but lady liberty needs glasses and so does mrs justice by her side both the broads r blind as bats stumbling thru the system justice bumbed into mutulu and trippin on geronimo pratt but stepped right over oliver and his crooked partner ronnie justice stubbed her big toe on mandela and liberty was misquoted by the indians slavery was a learning phase forgotten with out a verdict while justice is on a rampage 4 endangered surviving black males i mean really if anyone really valued life and cared about the masses theyd take em both 2 pen optical and get 2 pair of glasses

Berfore Bomb Fest Starts!!!!!
To all that are on my friends and family list ... hugs and kisses... just wanted to say ... with the bomb fest that is about to start. I have a favor to ask, before it starts would you all please stop by my vip contest and show me a lil love... I will return all the love that is shown. CLICK ON PIC BELOW

I Am Repeating Myself....
i need members for my yahoo pool league, i promise that its really fun and free, you get to learn different ways to play pool, plus you get to meet some new people and make some good friends. first you should add me to your yahoo messenger my yahoo id is buffy.jane@yahoo.com next thing you have to do is go to http://www.myleague.com/hrz and click on "Sign Up" , please make sure that your league ID matches your Yahoo ID, once your signed up u will get an activation key in your email be sure to activate your account once your activated you should come check out the pool room where we play http://games.yahoo.com/sponsor/pl click on the beginner rooms then click on the room DONT CRY hope to see you there Buffy HeadAdmin

Plz Read
good evenin familys i hope all are doin well, well tomorow is the big day the party of the year, i hope are ready as of today im not takin no more entrees to the bomb fest. this bomb fest is for fun in all, please lets not have NOOO DRAMA IN ANY SHAPE SIZE OR FORM.if any one feels thier a problem pls go to ur leader b4 u come to me , also please have proof b4 comin to me , we are adults. make sure all are have added i will only add one time tomorow an after that statin sunday i will add twice a day , thier has been more enough time for all familys to have done it by now good luck to all familys love rubia

You Make Me Smile...even Just For A While
I've been awake for a while now You've got me feeling like a child now Cause everytime I see you're bubbly face I get the tinglies in a silly place It starts in my toes and I crinkle my nose Wherever it goes, I always know You make me smile please stay for a while now Just take your time, wherever you go The rain is falling on my window pain But we are hiding in a safer place Undercover staying safe and warm You give me feelings that I adore Its starts in my toes, make me crinkle my nose Wherever it goes, I always know You make me smile please stay for a while now Just take your time, wherever you go What am I gonna say When you make me feel this way I just...hmmmm...... And it starts in my toes makes me crinkle my nose Wherever it goes, I always know You make me smile please stay for a while now Just take your time, wherever you go I've been asleep for a while now You tuck me in just like a child now Cause everytime you hold me in your arms I'm co

Say A Name Damn You.
Say A Name Damn You. Lights turn down low, She walked in with a glow, This mysteris stranger, Theres a sence of danger, Somthing eerier about this women, Yet ever eye is on her yet its only the men, Do they not see the lie, Or are they looking to die, I know this person, The truth was revealed in a vision, She try's to glide across the floor, As all the little kids race for the door, Trying to be all gentlemen like, Even though she looks like a dyke, She's on the prowl, Unfortanely she's not as wise as a owl, Cause she has her eyes on me, And all I can pitcher is her splattering against a tree, And watching her slowly die, N watching the flames of hell consumer her as she fry, All she's looking for is sex, Just like all the rest, I know her face, I see through her false grace, But yet I enjoy the game, Because I know she doesn't have much of a brain, So I toy n play with her mind, Till she's running around blind, And getting on her knees, Begging and ple

Abuse
ok you guys help me out here i have several friends FEMALES that are in abusive relationships wtf is goin on here why the fuck do some guys feel the need to beat up a woman i mean is it a power trip control trip or just plain out fuckin bein a pussy? ok ill put it out there for any MAN reading this you ever feel the need to wanna beat up a woman you bring your pussy ass to my house and beat on me fucking men like that give me a hardon to whip someones ass heres the addy 1795 north mcdonald drive lot 105 griffin ga 30223 lets see u pussy asses come beat on a man !!! on the same note u women need to grow a set if a man gonna put his hands on u like that lock his punk ass up and get the fuck away from him real talk IF HE DOES IT ONCE HES GONNA DO IT AGAIN! ok ill stfu now yall have a great weekend

Somebody Loves You!
When your heart is all alone Every second seems so long When it's just you, you can't see through Those ol' clouds that rain so blue But when somebody loves you There's nothing you can't do When somebody loves you It's easy to get through When somebody loves you The way I love you When it's late, the sun hangs low By yourself, nowhere to go Sing song, you dance alone Play solitaire and stare at the phone But when somebody loves you There's nothing you can't do When somebody loves you It's easy to get through When somebody loves you The way I love you So let's put aside our foolish pride and let our hearts say hello We both agree we're just no good At bein' on our own 'Cause when somebody loves you There's nothing you can't do When somebody loves you It's easy to get through When somebody loves you The way I love you The way I love you

Thinking Of You.
When I close my eyes I think of you. Just the thought of you makes me wet. Me on top of you riding you slow savoring every sensation. Your hands on my breast rubbing them softly. I lower myself so you can suck my nipples.Mmm I'm so wet now my hands between my legs, eyes closed shut thinking of you. You turn me over on my back legs are put on your shoulders. Ahh that feels good. My fingers moving in and out as I think of you. Your looking in my eyes as you slide in and out of me. My heart is racing even faster about to jump out of my chest. I'm now on your lap moving my hips back and forth. Screaming your name as I move my fingers in and out getting closer to orgasm. Moving my hips faster. Moving my fingers faster. I'm moaning louder as I get closer. Ahh yes I say over and over. I came all over as my eyes closed shut thinking of you

Good Luck
good morin family i want to wish all of you a alot of luck an please remember this all in fun pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee thier about two hours to go love rubia MySpace Comments & MySpace Layouts MySpace Comments & MySpace Layouts MySpace Comments & MySpace Layouts

Cooter's Comment To My Mumm
2007-09-14 09:22:24 #13 of 18 masturbation is key, to being happy When your heart may break, pull it out and give it a spank Push it, circle it, beat it like a pro Aint no shame in being your own dirty ho spank it, wank it, bite on your lip it's always fun to rub up on your clit because masturbation is key to being happy Yes masturbation is the way to smiling every day your mama, your papa, your uncle and the priest they all touch themselves, like dirty little beasts because masturbation is key to being happy masturbation is the way to smiling all day

Posting Pics©right Laws
USING ANOTHER PERSON’S PICTURES WITHOUT THEIR PERMISSION IS ILLEGAL, AND CONSTITUTES A VIOLATION OF THE LAW — IT’S COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT !!!!! First of all, let me start by saying that I am gettingtired of hearing people say, “If you don’t want your picturesstolen, then don’t post them on theinternet.” -- That is the dumbest thing I’ve everheard! That’s like saying if you don’twant your car stolen, don’t park it inan open parking lot. Or if you don’twant your house burglarized, don’t leaveyour house unoccupied. Or if you don’twant raped, don’t go out in public, or wear skimpy clothes. Or if you don’t want your work stolen, don’t publish it. While all of these illegal activities takeplace, it doesn’t make them right, or tolerated. We have laws that protect the victims of thesecrimes. And taking someone else’spictures without their permission is copyright infringement—and amounts to thesame thing as theft.

White Knight Levelers
Please all of you that are White Knight Levelers my go and subscibe to our lounge (Castle of the White Knights) so we can figure out how many memebers we have and who you all are. Thank you http://fubar.com/lounge.php?l=10425 that is the link or go into my profile and click the link there. Thank you all for helping out and being part of this group

Loss Of A Young One
Today i sit here thinking of one young but very special person who left this world physically but never spiritually....i'm referring to my daughter who was born on May 4th 2004..my child who was the light of my life the apple of my eye and any other way you may think of or know...she gave me hope a reason to live and a way to show my friends, family, and so many more that i was not some push over or a guy without morals, but yet something else. the world may look at me and think oh hes just some guy with a baby probably never kept it in his pants or its probably not even his kid cuz his girls a whore...yea people can think what they want...but the thing i never tell anyone is that yea she wasn't my child by blood i took her in and rasied her 5 months before she was born and till the day that she died...i was the type of guy willing to make another woman happy and feel that she wasn't alone in a world of such ignorant males...i loved both my daughter and my ex-girlfriend and was willing

People And Their Stupidity Part 3 And Hopefully The End
THIS IS MY RESPONSE TO HER.....AND HER BLOG ONCE AGAIN.....NOTICE SHE DIDN'T POST MY SECOND E-MAIL....SHE GOT NASTY WITH ME, SO I GOT NASTY RIGHT BACK........... MY RESPONSE............. Guess what whether you want to hear my opinions or concerns ...I am gonna send them to you PERIOD. A few things I forgot to mention too btw.... 1. For your so called "cleansing" you sure are bringing up alot of Bullshit from the past. You get OVER it. Move on. The archives and printouts you have don't mean shit. Randy has already read everything UNMESSED with. And I have told him about conversations. Now who is trying to start shit?? Whats in the past is in the past! MOVE ON AND GET OVER IT, AND GROW THE FUCK UP! 2.As far as the cell phone, here's what is going to happen if you don't stop being obsessive on calling. If he doesn't answer the first time there is a reason..DUH, get a clue! He will call you back, he usually does, there is no reason for you to call every fucken 2 minute

Sign And Put Your Photo In My Guest Book
Hey guys I have this guest book on my page for everyone to show me there sexy-ness. So I expect all my friends and Fans to stop in and leave me there sexy photo and a comment to make me smile. I promise to do the same in return. Thanks sweetness. or here is a link and please upload a sexy photo! I will return the favor over and over again. http://www.slide.com/r/hhnDO54Q1D8gQi3_JundsURsYBRstJ5d?referrer=empgi Lil Crazy aka Mandy

Fubar Crashes My Site
I AM HAVING TO REDO THE LEVELERS. PLEASE SEND ME A HELLO TO COMMENTS ON MY PAGE SO I CAN ADD YOU TO THE PAGE. .MAKE SURE YOUR NAME SAYS PART OF WHITE KNIGHT LEVELERS IF YOU WANT TO NE ADDED TO THE PAGE. ALSO USE A PIC FROM ONE OF US THAT SAYS WHITE KNIGHT LEVELERS. ALSO WHEN SENDING SOMEONE TO ADD PLEASE TELL THEM THEY HAVE TO SAY I WANNA JOIN. I GET FRIEND REQUEST EVERY DAY AND IT DONT SAY I WANNA BE A LEVELER I DONT ADD THEM TO LEVELERS. I DID A TICKER TODAY AS WELL. HAVE A GOOD DAY EVERYONE...

$200 Dollar A Barrel Oil Is Bilderberg Plan
$200 Dollar a Barrel Oil Is Bilderberg Plan ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Alex Jones Date: 17 Sep 2007, 12:46 $200 Dollar a Barrel Oil Is Bilderberg Plan To Destroy Middle Class The global elite are conspiring to send oil prices crashing through the $200 dollar a barrel mark as part of an organized agenda to hike profits, bring about a global economic crash and torpedo the middle class, and they're not afraid to attack Iran as a means of achieving their goal. http://www.prisonplanet.com/articles/september2007/170907_middle_class.htm

Update On My Dr Appt
For those of you that care, although I dont think there are many...lol. I went to the Dr today. I have to have gall bladder surgery, yep they are taken it out, but before they can do it I have to have an EKG and a stress test done. I have to have Cardiac Clearance before they can proceed. Yes Im a little nervous, its cause of a combination of things...first im overweight, my blood pressure goes up and down plus I have chest pains every once in a while. The Dr says he would rather me go see this other Dr and get it cleared thru him first just to be safe. If I pass the test then they will schedule the surgery if not then I guess they will do something. Anyway thats an update for now.

Grave And Weep
I am not there. I do not sleep. I am a thousand winds that blow, I am the diamond glints on snow, I am the sunlight on ripened grain, I am the gentle autumn's rain. When you awaken in the morning's hush, I am the swift uplifting rush, Of quiet birds circled flight I am the soft stars that shine at night. Do not stand at my grave and cry. I am not there. I did not die

My Hiding Place.xx
Runaway with me to my hiding place where we are free to be within his grace- Flawless, virtuous, pure in existence I ask myself how can you resist this? Where will I be without your gaze if this will be but a temporary faze... You reject the idea I might be true as you hold your breath I see the clue.. I want to hold your very frame and hope to god you might feel the same. I doubt the reality of any dreams but I know one day soon I may feel its seams. I'll be here in my hiding place when you meet me here I'll memorize your face. ~D.

Top 10 Reasons Why Its Better To Be A Man On Fubar Than A Girl
10. WE DONT GET STALKED. 09. WE DONT GET "CAN I SEE YOU N.S.F.W. PICS"!!! 08. WERE NOT BOMBARDED BY "HORNY WOMEN" ASKING US IF WE WANNA SEE PICS OF THIER TITS AND PUSSY. 07. WE DONT GET "WANNA FUCK"? IN OUR SHOUT BOX , ITS A SHOUT BOX DUMBASS!!! 06. OUR PICS DONT HAVE REPETITIVE COMMENTS LIKE: "DAMN GIRL", "UR FUCKIN SMOKIN","DAMN GIRL LEMME HIT DAT", AND THE BEST : "YOUR HOT" 05. WE DONT GET CALLED A "BITCH" WHEN WE WONT RESPOND IN A TIMLY FASHION 04. WE TALK , THEY DONT RESPOND ...ITS ENOUGH TIME TO GO GET ANOTHER BEER . 03. OUR CLEAVEGE IS A NON-ISSUE 02. WE DONT HAVE TO WEAR THONGS. 01. AND THE #1 REASON IS IF YOU DONT GET WHAT YOU WANT AS FAST AS YOU WANT....TYPE TITS AND PUSSY IN YOUR SEARCH ENGINE.....ITS JUST A CLICK AWAY THERE ARE PLENTY THERE....SO GIVE IT A TRY...I LIKE TO CALL IT A "FUBAR ASSHOLE CLEANSING"

Liarz!!
DON'T U JUST HATE LIARZ!!! O0O I HATE IT WHEN SOMEONE FRIKIN LIEZ TO ME..SRRY I'M JUST REALLY PISSED AND NEEDED TO RANT!!! WOOT!! NOW THAT I'VE GOT THAT OUT I THINK I'MMA GO TO SLEEP...HOPE EVERYONE HAS A GOOD DAY!! SMOOCHEZZ!!!!!!

Oh Shit Im Bored
what a slow day we have ran only one call so far today but oh well have to take the good with the bad cant what till friday going camping and spending the whole weekend whitewater rafting then leaving for for cozumel in 3 weeks to go diving woohoo

Time Off Part 2
you know i am going to miss all of my peeps, and i'll probably be on yahoo messenger, so if you miss me uncontrollably (hehehe) you can always come and find me on yahoo messenger (gorgormustdie@yahoo.com). I just got caught up with all the drama of leveling up with points and stuff, but that doesn't mean i won't miss ALL OF MY FRIENDS!!!! Come and talk to me whenever you desire!!!! Hugs and Kisses, Derek (aka Showtime/pureevilness)

Wounds Of Her Soul...
Wounds of her Soul By: MHG a.k.a. Proud Mary Slowly gulping down the last bottle of beer, she helplessly looked around for another, desperately wanting to drown all her pain in the numbness alcohol brings into her system. Instead she felt the dark silence that sorrounded her... tonight seems deathly quiet, unlike any nights she has ever encountered heaving a deep sigh she slowly stood up staggering on her way over the refrigerator rummaging for any leftover booze... alas! a half bottle of rum and about 1/4 bottle of vodka... excitedly she decided to finish off the vodka first,with shaking hands she tried to open it, the task was too great for her, a sharp stabbing pain hit her chest, slowly she took deep breaths....until it ebbed away, finally! the bottle was free from its cap, so she continued with her plan of attacking the 2 bottles before the night is over. ahhhh..first sip...warm.... she heard a little girl laugh, she looked all around her..no one. she fel

Ha! What A Joke!!!
Ok so i have now had my first photo marked as nsfw...NSFW...what ever...offensive...please...what a bunch of childish crap!!! there was nothing wrong with that pic..whoever marked it...grow up!! What you didnt like the ball gag in my mouth...ok....GET OVER IT!!! it was probably a vanilla chic who thought it oppressive to women..HA..whatever...i live my life the way i want...cant you just let me be who i am and BACK THE HECK OFF??????? There was nothing showing that was NSFW...my boobs were tucked in and nothing was hanging out!! DAMMIT!!! grrrrr...that enrages me so bad...i thought this was an ADULT site...well i hate to tell everyone but adults are NSFW as a whole...we do dirty things, have dirty thoughts, and post dirty pics...last time i checked that was the beauty of being a "grown up". You idiots who want to mark others thing as NSFW need to: 1. get a damn life 2. grow up 3. GO BACK TO MYSPACE SO THAT YOU WONT BE "OFFENDED" BY THE MATERIAL WE POST HERE. ok im done venting..

Stinking Sexually Frustrated.....
I have been so freaking overworked lately that I've only had ONE orgasm in nearly a month. For me that is entirely unheard of. I'm used to at LEAST 3-5 per day. (Yes, I have a problem..which I willingly embrace). So finally, I get to go to work tomorrow (thursday) and play for an audience (my favorite turn on is being watched).. I'm so psyched, I'm having a party already in my head...ROCKIN!!!!

This Is A Peom My Love Brian Wrote Me Tell Me What U Think Of It Plzzz
I hope you like this poem my love its all for you stacie The warmth of your embrace Has lifted me from the ground The strength you've given me I can never truly thank you Through the darkness I found you by my side And I'll make this promise to you I will never let you down This is for every hour This is for every second This is for every moment That we have shared together Sky blue days burn through I refuse to let our flame fade Every scar burning bright tonight I'd give my heart for you I'd give my strength for you I'd give my everything I'd give my life for you Tonight will stand as a testament to hope Every scar, burning bright I will stay by your side Don't close your eyes Tonight we burn together My true spoofy, you mean the world to me Your friendship means everything Tonight will stand as a testament to hope Forever beating on leave a comment if u can and let me know what u think of it..myself i love it...hehehe

Disappointing People In Your Life.....
SO THIS WEEK, I HURT 2 OF MY FRIENDS..ONE I ENDED UP LOSING, THE OTHER IS TAKING A BREAK FROM THIS SITE AND FROM THE INTERNET ALL TOGETHER. I REALLY WISH HE WOULDN'T DO THAT. HE KNOWS I WILL ALWAYS BE HERE TO TALK TO HIM WHENEVER HE NEEDS ME. WE TALK OUTSIDE OF THIS SITE AND HE KNOWS HE HAS A FRIEND FOR LIFE, WITH ME. SO IF HE HAPPENS TO READ THIS, DON'T GO. IF YOU WANT TO LEAVE FUBAR, I UNDERSTAND. BUT DON'T STOP COMING ON TO SPEAK TO ME.........I ENJOY OUR CONVERSATIONS AND WE HAVE SOME PRETTY DEEP ONES WHEN IT COMES DOWN TO IT. YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I VALUE YOUR FRIENDSHIP AND THAT WILL NEVER CHANGE. SO FOR THAT, ALL I AM GOING TO SAY IS READ YOUR EMAILS THAT I SENT YOU, NOT FROM HERE. AS FOR THE OTHER THAT I LOST AS A FRIEND, YES I MAY HAVE NOT SAID CERTAIN THINGS AND FOR THAT I AM SORRY....BUT I DIDN'T KNOW HOW YOU WERE GOING TO REACT. I'M JUST LOSING FRIENDS LEFT AND RIGHT AND THINK I MAY AS WELL, TAKE A LEAVE OF ABSENCE FROM THIS MEAT MARKET. THOSE OF YOU THAT WANT TO KEEP IN TO

My First Christmas In Haven
Copyrighted By Brandon O'Donnell I saw the countless Christmas trees Around the world below With tiny lights like heaven's stars Reflecting on the snow. The sight is so spectacular Please wipe away the tear For I am spending Christmas with Jesus Christ this year. I hear the many Christmas songs That people hold so dear But the sounds of music can't compare With the Christmas Choir up here. I have no words to tell you The joy their voices bring For it is beyond description To hear the Angels sing. I know how much you miss me I see the pain inside your heart But I am not so far away We really aren't apart. So be happy for me, dear ones, You know I hold you dear And be glad I'm spending Christmas With Jesus Christ this year. HAVE A VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS ALL!!!

The Hormone Guide
The Hormone Guide Women will understand this and the men should memorize it! Every woman knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other! DANGEROUS: SAFER: SAFEST: ULTRA SAFE: What's for dinner? Can I help you with dinner? Where would you like to go for dinner? Here, have some wine.

I Wanna Break Something
ok get the picture, I got Miami/Texas A&M UNDER 45. 15 seconds left Miami 34-10 A&M fucks up the handoff and the quarterback just heaves the damn ball into the endzone and an A&M guy catches it TD! 34-17=51 I LOSE!!!! ARGHHHHHHH Thank God it was only a quarter(still a 55 dollar swing) I wanna throw something BAD!!! X-(

Trail Of Deceit
Trail of Deceit The Pearl Man’s just a friend she said, She swore it to him from their bed, But what about the note he read, The pain he felt, the tears he shed? A secret life she kept from him, The things she did with guys like Tim, While lights shone bright, not soft nor dim, Mere fantasies for dolts like him. The Pearl Man’s secret she held close, The note it spoke of one-man shows, Where girls rubbed him without their clothes, The way he said, the way he chose. Women like her, the ones he ate, Were easy to manipulate, Just call them pretty, their need so great, Do anything on their first date. The Pearl Man’s just a friend she said, Of course sometimes she gave him head, Not sexual, not in their bed, When he cried - the tears he bled. Copyright Steve Britt 19 October 2004

Naughty Poems
Naughty Poems >>>>~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Sex is evil Evil is sin Sins are forgiven So stick it in. >>>>~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Roses are red, Violets are corny, When i think of you Oh baby i get horny, >>>>~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ I like your style I like your class but most of all i like your ass >>>>~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Kissing is a habit Fucking is a game Guys get all the pleasure> Girls get all the pain The guy says i love you You believe its true But when your tummy starts to swell, He says 'to hell with you' 10 minutes of pleasure 9 months in pain 3 days in hospital A baby without a name The baby is a bastard The mother is a whore This never wouldn't have happened If the rubber wouldn't have torn >>>>~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Guys are like roses, Watch out for the pricks. >>

I Love You ( For Someone Special )
I love you like I love a day when everything goes right I love you like I love to lay and watch the stars at night I love you like I love the rain its lustful calm embrace I love you like I love to laugh until it hurts my face I love you like I love to drive with no real destination I love you like I love the thrill of pure infatuation But most of all I love you like I love a cherished friend Who holds me tight, dries my tears and loves me to the end - Mel Wirtjes -

To All That Are Concerned
I am at home in Indiana still. I won't be home in New York till late Sunday and will not answer my shoutbox. I am still in a deep depression but am going to recover slowly. I appreciate all the well wishes, prayers and respect due to the situation. It is a very sad time for me and sorry if everyday chit chat is what i can handle right now. xo to everyone. Hope you understand.

The Right Way To Do Something On Here
Ok i got a question fer all yall, maybe tell me what i done wrong.Isit bad manners towards you women fer a guy to ask to be yer friend on the first conversation yall have? Should a man just wait until he recieves a invite, or ask the woman outright, can i add u, What i am trying to say what is the proper etiquit on doing that?Is it rude to just ask a woman outright or wait till latter n have that person know n trust you more? honestly i didnt think it would be this hard, just see someones profile, comment and rate thier pics, nask to be friends. I did that tonite n i might of insulted this person, I didnt say nothing out of the ordinary n had a nice conversation till i asked if i could add here, n she wasnt happy bout that. Anyway maybe i crossed some line in askin her like that. Been on here a year n still learning how the game is played i guess.....

Jena, Louisiana: The True Story By Stacey M. Chapman, A Resident Of Jena
Friday, September 21, 2007 Jena, Louisiana: the True Story This was written by Stacey M. Chapman, a resident of Jena. Population 3500, Jena is located northeast of Alexandria, Louisiana, and is the seat of LaSalle Parish. It's some 50 miles west of Natchez, Mississippi, where I grew up. I'm not even sure how to start this post... . I decided that it was time that there was a dose of the facts. Once upon a time, a school assembly was held to discuss dress codes at Jena High School. An assembly was held for the boys, and one for the girls, as the dress codes do have some differences. As a joke during the boys' assembly, a black boy, who is known to always joke around, asked the principal, "Can we sit under the tree?" There are no boundaries as to where anyone can or cannot sit at the school. That tree was a twig when I went there. It grows right smack in the middle of the school square. Kids tend to congregate in areas with their friends. Kids congregate under the tree, on the

Contest
TO ALL FAMILY,FRIENDS AND FANS THIS IS HER LAST CONTEST ON FUBAR SHE IS LEAVING,I NEED ALL THE HELP TO SAY GOOD BYE,THE CONTEST WILL END AFTER 1 HOUR AND A HALF TODAY AT 7PM EST SHE IS FALLING BEHIND ALMOST 2500 CAN YOU GO THERE PLEASE AND HELP OUT WITH ONE RATE AND AS MANY COMMENTS FROM EACH???? PLEASEEEEEEEEE I'M SURE WE CAN DO IT HAVE A WONDERFUL WEEKEND!

Tequila
Tequila Do you have feelings of inadequacy? Do you suffer from shyness? Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive? If you answered yes to any of these questions, Ask your doctor or pharmacist about Tequila®. Tequila® is the safe, natural way to feel better and More confident about yourself and your actions. Tequila® can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world That you're ready and willing to do just about anything. You will notice the benefits of Tequila® almost immediately, and with a regimen of regular doses, you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live. Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past, and you will discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start living, with Tequila®. Tequila® may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Tequila®. However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try

Cheddar Cheese Chicken With Bacon Bits
1/2 cup bacon bits 1/2 cup bread crumbs 1/2 tsp thyme 1/4 tsp savory 1/4 tsp salt 1/4 tsp black pepper 1 egg white whipped 1 lb skinless boneless chicken 1 breast 1 cup cheddar cheese grated Preheat oven at 350. Prepare a baking pan lined with foil, with cooking spray. In a shallow bowl, combine bread crumbs, thyme, savory, salt, and pepper. In another shallow bowl, lightly beat egg white. Dip chicken first in egg white, then into crumbs to coat. Bake for 30 minutes or until tender. About 5 minutes before chicken is done, top with bacon bits and cheese, then place back in oven until cheese melts.

Navy Pride
5/14/03 I'm sitting in my truck thinking about what I'm about todo. While walking down this concrete path I'm looking back at what I'm leaving behind. I'm Climbing this steel mountain, when i start to cry, knowing I wont be back for a long time. I'm standing on the peak waiting to leave, looking out and all I se is a group of wives and children and I remember why I'm here. I stand up with pride as we begin to move on our way, crying because of all I'm leaving behind but also because I know that I'm doing the right thing. I may not like my job, I may not like my command but today I'm filled with pride standing here on the tower of the USS Enterprise.

I Miss You
4/25/02(Chorus)I miss you when your not near meI can't stop thinking of you darlinMy heart yearns to be next to you baby. So darlin baby just let me hold youfor the rest of time. cause I miss you when your not near meI can't stop thinking of you darlinMy heart yearns to be next to you baby. I Dream all night about when I'll see you again, I see your eyes and mine come to tears, cause I miss you when your not near meI can't stop thinking of you darlinMy heart yearns to be next to you baby. I think all day about your smile and I can't stop smilling my self, cause I miss you when your not near meI can't stop thinking of you darlinMy heart yearns to be next to you baby. I hope I'll see you soon cause being apart just tears me up inside so darlin baby just let me hold you for the rest of time. I miss you when your not near meI can't stop thinking of you darlinMy heart yearns to be next to you baby.

Days Gone By
Days go by without you here, Then they turned to weeks. The weeks have turned to months, And now it has been a year. I don't understand why we went down this path, When from the beginning you knew how I felt. Was it fair what you have done? You could never even say you cared. I guess I was just suppose to know, I guess I did deep within. My heart told me to be careful, People all around me warned me. Being who and what I am, I made a choice to dance that dance again. Now I know why, Men are far and few between. Hurt and pain of this nature, Takes time to heal and regenerate. Now I see, what I have done, There is no one to blame but myself. Will I dance this dance again, Let the walls down and another in. It always turns out the same. I am way to sensitive, vulnerable, and private to deal with it. The emotions of the heart scare the hell out of me. I found it easier to turn and run. Dee Parenti All Rights Reserved

Do I Follow My Heart Or Head (quiz)
Ashley, you follow your heart when it comes to romance Whether you planned it or not, you just can't help but follow your feelings when it comes to matters of l'amour. You're a passionate person who can't ignore things that fit you to a T — whether it's that perfect pair of jeans, a good cause, or the love of a lifetime. Sure, things don't always go according to plan, but with an irrepressible drive like yours, you'd better get used to it! Living life as a fake just isn't in the cards for you. So open up your arms and embrace what life throws your way — especially if it happens to be the man of your dreams!

Had A Good Day.
Too all those who have wished me a Happy Birthday thank you again. I really appreciate it. It wasn’t a bad day at all. Tommorrow to celebrate some more I have a day off from work .I haven’t had one for over a year > Carla wanted to see me as soon as possible shes had family over so getting away is a problem right now. I think one of the reasons I came here is everyone is so cool and everyone pretty much on my MySpace account died except for one. I think my only grudge today Chuck’s (who is my housemate) daughter showed up last night and didn’t leave until 3pm. I didn’t know about her till Friday. They were supposed to leave first thing in the morning. I don’t mind having her daughter over but I’m afraid of their noisy dog Lucy. OMG what a yelper. I ended up watching Hot Fuzz. today ...It was hysterical. I so want know Shaun of the dead and this movie after this.And I caught the Great Escape on TV ..Great movie. At this time the Bears have had it and more than li

The Poor 6 Little Boys
ok its been a bit but i cant help myself.i know by now you all hear of 6 boys who kick the shit out of a class mate .......ok now lets put aside that 6 black boys did this to a white boy and lets just say 6 white boys did it to a white boy or let play that 6 black boys did it to a black boy ......do you think we will still act the same way??????? no no no what the fuck are you people thinking 6 on one is fucked up i dont care way its not right...and here we go putting more shit on when we start to say its ok just becouse its black on white and some white kids have fuck up mommys and daddys and think shit is funny put now look inside yourself and see if you were on one side becouse of them being black or white the world is going to hell and all you fucking people can think about is why???? what the fuck are you thinking bratt if you dont like it your more fuck up then even you know

You Are Forever In My Heart
LOVE starts with a SMILE, grows with a KISS, and ends with a TEAR. DON'T cry over anyone who won't cry over you. Good FRIENDS are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. You can only go as far as you push. ACTIONS speak louder than words. The HARDEST thing to do is watch the one you love, love somebody else. DON'T let the past hold you back, you're missing the good stuff. LIFE'S SHORT. If you don't look around once in a while you might miss it. A BEST FRIEND is like a four leaf clover, HARD TO FIND and LUCKY TO HAVE. Some people make the world SPECIAL just by being in it. BEST FRIENDS are the siblings God forgot to give us. When it HURTS to look back, and you're SCARED to look ahead, you can look beside you and your BEST FRIEND will be there. TRUE FRIENDSHIP "NEVER" ENDS. Friends are FOREVER. Good friends are like STARS You don't always see them, but you know they are ALWAYS THERE. DON'T frown. You never know who is falling in love with your smile. What do you do when

How Was Your Weekend?
I mowed my lawn and made homemade spaghetti sauce this weekend. Yes, I made it from scratch - with fresh tomatoes and everything. It came out pretty good too. First time I ever tried that. :p Anyone do anything exciting this weekend?

Crisp-crumbed Pan Pork Escalopes
serves 4 1 pound pork fillet or boneless loin chops 2 garlic cloves, crushed 1 tbsp Dijon mustard 1/4 tsp cayenne pepper or chili powder salt and freshly ground black pepper 2 cups white breadcrumbs 2 tbsp grated Parmesan 2 tbsp seasoned flour 2 eggs, beaten Vegetable oil Lemon wedges, to serve If using pork fillet, cut into 3/4 inch slices. Place a piece of sliced pork or a chop on a sheet of waxed paper or plastic wrap, cover with a second sheet and using a rolling pin or meat mallet, flatten to a thickness of about 1/4 inch. Repeat for the remaining meat. Mix together the garlic, mustard, cayenne or chili powder, and a littie salt and spread over the pork. Stir together the breadcrumbs and Parmesan. Toss the pork in the seasoned flour, shaking off any excess, dip in the beaten egg and then into the cheesy breadcrumbs, to coat. Heat the oil in a large frying pan and stir fry in batches for 3 minutes on each side until brown and cooked through. Drain on paper towels

Why Are We Here?
We all have our reasons for being here. Some to pass time by. Some to make new friends. Some to reconnect with old ones. Some to just plain old get lucky. Has the net trully taken over interpersonal communication? Thoughts anyone?

Angel Kisses
someone who cares about you thought you could use some angel kisses angel kisses have a power to make you feel and give you hope just one angel kiss will make your troubles disspear and youll suddenly have the motivation you need to complete a difficult task run your cusror over the angels to recieve your angel kiss and youll feel a sense of warmth and happiness that will lat the whole day

It's In Your Face
You don't have to tell how you live each day, You don't have to say if you work or play, A tried, true barometer serves in the place; however you live, it will show in your face. The false, the deceit you bear in your heart Will not stay inside, where it first got a start. For sin and blood are a thin veil of lace; what you wear in your heart you wear in your face. If your life is unselfish, if for others you live, for not what you get, but for how much you can give; If you live close to God, in His infinite grace, you don't have to tell it, it shows in your face. -- Author Unknown

Please Don't Forget I'm In A Fubar Contest
I have entered this contest. Please comment the heck out of me. I'd love to win. Thanks fans, friends & family. you can comment the heck out of my photo at http://www.fubar.com/images.php?u=1037376&albumid=572242 Here are a few quick rule reminders: 1 - Contest begins at 12:01 am on Friday, Sept. 21st, and will close at midnight on Friday the 28th. The person with the most comments on their photo at the end will win a VIP status for October. 2 - Self Commenting is not only allowed, but encouraged. You may bomb your own photo as much as you like, and each comment counts. 3 - Please ask your supporters to fan/rate/add the host - RogerLee. 4 - ABSOLUTELY NO DRAMA OR DOWNRATING. ANYONE CAUGHT DOING SO WILL BE DISQUALIFIED FROM THE CONTEST. DO NOT POST NEGATIVE/OFFENSIVE/NSFW COMMENTS AS THIS WILL RESULT IN DISQUALIFICATION AS WELL. Let's keep it clean! 5 - Promote, promote, promote! This is how you WIN! Get your friends in on the votes, and pull their support as much

Marine Corps 11 General Orders
There are 11 general orders that apply to interior guard duty that each and every Marine is required to know and memorize. These general orders become a part of every Marine during basic training where they are repeated over and over until memorized. If you are a future Marine, it's a good idea to go ahead and memorize these general orders as it will only make things easier for you. General Order 1: To take charge of this post and all government property in view. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- General Order 2: To walk my post in a military manner, keeping always on the alert and observing everything that takes place within sight or hearing. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- General Order 3: To report all violations of orders I am instructed to enforce. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- General Order 4: To repeat all calls f

People Stop Whining, U Dont Like Fubar Then Hit The Delete My Profile, Damn Babies!!
Love this song :D All day ive seen people bitch and moan about how they dont like this or that on Fubar, well if ur life is Fubar, I feel for you, turn off the pc go do something productive. If u dont like the way they run the site, delete urself, go back to myspace I read a bulletin today about a guy who is getting a lawyer cause Baby J wont answer his emails about his complaints lmao well im sure Mike (Baby J) gets enough of these types of emails and hes tired of the whining and bitching too. This guy in the bulletin claims, hes gonna own Fubar cause he took screen shots lmao Good luck on that one buddy. Man talk about some people that need to check themselves. Then other people complaining about the bouncer checks, me myself I like them way better then the time outs, reason there is bouncer checks is to bust people using blasters/scripts, this is an adult site, can we all just deal with the way the site is and stop bitching about all the little things in life, my god use ur en

Goodbye Mostly
so my baby girl will be born in just a couple days and we are moving to georgia a few weeks later with a month of much needed vaca. in between. so...this means im pretty much gone for a few months, so dont be offended if i dont respond to messages or whatever. it isnt personal. anyway have fun, dont forget bout me, and i will be back.

What If ...
Just think (from a recent commercial) What if God could call you on the phone.... I'm going to add, what if he could call you every time you did something wrong? How offend would you be on the phone? I know of a few that will be on the phone all the time... Bob if you read this, you know your one...

How To Treat A Woman
Steps Be compassionate and understanding - women like men who are compassionate and understanding, someone who always cares. A woman wants to be able to say in her mind, "Oh what a nice guy." A woman wants a man to tell her often how important she is to him and to show her that in his actions and thoughtfulness. Flowers, a gift, a card, or even just a phone call are an extra touch that tell her she matters. Be polite and complimentary - women like to hear "please" and "thank you". Tell her she is gorgeous, beautiful, pretty and that she has lovely eyes. Just telling her she is wonderful often helps and thanking her for everything she does for you. In addition, recognize that there is more to her than the physical aspect. Respect for her thoughts and opinions and recognition of her intelligence and strong points is paramount to her knowing she is seen as a total person. Find something unique about her that no one has ever told her about. Be a good communicator - Listen to her, he

Pleasure Night With Me The Warrior Dj Kaijaw
PLEASURE NIGHT WITH THE WARRIOR DJ KAIJAW THE CO OWNER OF MAD CAT RADIO... COME JOIN HIM FOR PLEASURE NIGHT THE HOME OF AUCTION OFF ON PLEASURE NIGHT... ONE OR MORE LOVELY MEN OR WOMEN ARE LOOKING FOR YOU TONIGHT.. SO JOIN ON IN.. THE BIDDING STARTS AT 100 FUBAR BUCKS THE PERSON THAT BIDS THE HIGHEST FOR THE PERSON THAT IS BEING AUCTIONED OFF WINS THEM FOR ONE WHOLE NIGHT AND DAY.... SO JOIN IN ON THE FUN FOR MUSIC REQUESTS AND DRINKS AND ALL KICK ASS STUFF... THE MONEY YOU BET YOU HAVE TO BID THAT MUCH IN PRIZES THATS HOW YOU PAY UP IS IN FUBAR GIFTS TO THE PERSON YOU BOUGHT... the new home of the auction off is now unholy alliance until further notice THE UNHOLY ALLIANCE lounge is where you can bid on the auctioning for all the people i will auction off tonight if you want to be auctioned off tonight? come and click this lounge link... bidding starts at 100 fubar bucks worth the fubar gifts.... and some bids are gonna be worth comments and rates

Feelings
ok so here is the real me i try sometimes so hard to figure out why life give us challenges and what they are suppose to teach us i am never quite sure when i screw up if that was a lesson learnt or just stupidity... I want to have that special romance and love but it scares the life out of me i want to be with that one man who can make me feel like no-one else exist and not a charmer who is good up front and then turns into some sort of freak after the night in shining armor theory Yea thats what i want i want to be swept away and touched so deeply that i cant feel nothing else I know its hard to believe but if there is such a thing as those fairy tale relationships thats what i want I want to be kissed for no reason made love to for no reason to hold me while just standing around to be a prize not a pain and to be a best friend IDK does it really exist or am i looking for something that really isnt there or am i trying so desperatly to really want it that its in front of me and i ai

Chicken Rice With Cheese
INGREDIENTS: * 1 cup long-grain rice, uncooked * 1 cup sliced celery * 1 (10oz) package frozen peas, about 1 1/2 cups * 2 cups water * 2 teaspoons salt * 2 tablespoons butter * 1 to 1 1/2 cups cooked diced chicken * 2 tablespoons flour * 1/8 teaspoon pepper * 2/3 cup evaporated milk * 1 cup shredded mild Cheddar or American cheese PREPARATION: In a medium saucepan, combine rice, celery, water and 1 teaspoon salt. Heat to boiling. Cover and simmer for about 8 minutes; add peas and cook an additional 8 to 10 minutes, or until rice is tender and water is absorbed. Melt butter in a medium saucepan or skillet. Saute chicken for about 1 minute; stir in flour, pepper, and remaining 1 teaspoon salt. Continue to cook, stirring constantly, just until bubbling. Stir in milk and 1 1/3 cups water. Continue cooking and stirring until sauce thickens and gently boils for about 1 minute. Pour sauce over the chicken rice mixture; transfer t

Giving Up Wine
I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner. I took out my wallet, got out ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some wine with it instead of dinner? ""No, I had to stop drinking years ago", the homeless woman told me."Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying food?" I asked. "No, I don't waste time shopping, " the homeless woman said."I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive. ""Will you spend this on a beauty salon instead of food?" I asked."Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless woman. "I haven't had my hair done in 20 years! ""Well," I said, "I'm not going to give you the money. Instead, I'm going to take you out for dinner with my husband and me tonight."The homeless Woman was shocked. "Won't your husband be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting. "I said, "That's o

Lmao
->GrASShoppe...: I dont think so can I call you asshat GrASShoppe...: can i be your kid and call you momma ->GrASShoppe...: lmao just my kid GrASShoppe...: thats good........i gotta tell you a secret.......for some reason i want to call you momma.....do anyone on this site say that to you? ->GrASShoppe...: Im good GrASShoppe...: how r u doing this night ->GrASShoppe...: hello GrASShoppe...: hey

Where I Am At Now !!!!
hey i am new here.i live in michigan. but am on the road on a nursing assignment in north carolina.i am looking for mild to wild folks. yes i do have a yahoo website and would be glad to let you join.otherwise i travel,play darts,pool,trivia and get my drink on when i am not taking care of patients.hope to hear from some folks soooon. george

What Is Happening To Tv!!!
So, if you haven't already heard of her there is this musically uninclined skank on myspace called Tila Tequila.Well recently she let out her "big secret" of being BISEXUAL. Lately whenever someone "confesses" that they swing both ways I dont get surprised anymore it's become the equivalent to someone saying, "hey I think I'm gonna have a bolgna sandwhich today". (I don't know why I used that example of deli meat since it makes me want to punch a baby) Anyways, as if we didn't waste enough air time on reality tv shows helping some sad celebrity find their true love or 40 girls who just want to be on tv and hopefully get their own spinoff i.e both seasons of I Love New York, Tila Tequilla now gets to have her own reality show to find her true love. BUT here's the twists...she's BI remember?! So she's going to have like 20 lesbians and 20 straight men fight for her oh so nasty oriental affection. Why do you keep doing this to us MT =[. You and VH1 have been so dissappointing with

National Police Rememberance Day
Get More at COMMENTYOU.com today is National Police Rememberance Day in Australia... just wanna say a big thank-you to all the serving officers of the Australian State police services who put their lives on the line everyday so that we can live in safety Get More at COMMENTYOU.com Get More at COMMENTYOU.com Get More at COMMENTYOU.com Get More at COMMENTYOU.com

My Humble Prayer
Lord I ask that you allow me to take upon myself the pain and sickness he feels. I know it's alot to ask for but Lord he's tired and I am strong. Let me take it upon myself so that he can get better. No more sickness! No more pain! He means so much to everyone and with him being sick he is not him-self. SO I, your hunble servant ask this one thing of you. I sat and watched my dad everyday get sicker and sicker. I do not want to watch him do the same. If I oculd have taken what my dad felt I would have but my dad fought it till the very end. He was a solider for you and now I am a solider for you; asking for this small thing to help my love, best-freind. I know it's price but Lord I am ready. Let me be the vessel that holds his pain and sickness. Let me fight this so he can live!

Funny As Hell
Q.) Why does a penis have a hole in the end? A.) So men can be open minded. Q.) What's the speed limit of sex? A.) 68 because at 69 you eat it. Q.) What does a Rubix cube and a penis have in common? A.) The longer you play with them, the harder they get. Q.) What's the difference between your paycheck and your dick? A.) You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck! Q.) Three words to ruin a man's ego... A.) "Is it in?" Q.) What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury Dough Boy? A.) A red headed bitch with a yeast infection. Q.) How can you tell when an auto mechanic just had sex? A.) One of his fingers is clean. Q.) What do you do with 365 used rubbers? A.) Melt them down make a tire, and call it a Goodyear. Q.) What do bungee jumping and hookers have in common? A.) They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber breaks, you're screwed. Q) what do prostitutes make more money then drug dealers? A) because they can wash thei

Well Damnit
Well damnit, life has thrown me another curve ball. I was all set to go back into the Army, and then i get an upper respritory infection that killed the physical.. Oh well, wasnt meant to be. We'll see what the great spirit has in store for me now.. Who knows, but i cant wait to find out.

Kfc...
A man entered the restroom after lunch, washed his hands, and then headed to the urinal. A co-worked was also at the sink. He asked, "You wash your hands before you pee?" The first man replied, "I had KFC for lunch. I don't want my wife to tell me I taste like chicken!"

The Shop Owners
Two businessmen were taking a break while setting up their soon-to- open store's shelving units. There they sat, in the middle of nothing but empty shelves. One said, "I bet any minute now some smart aleck will stick his head in the door and ask what we're selling." Within minutes, a man did just that, "Hey, boys. Whacha sellin'?" One businessmen responded sarcastically, "We're selling a$$holes." Without missing a beat, he rejoined, "Looks like business is good; ya only got two left!"

Babies....who Will Protect Them????
I PUT N.S.F.W. BECAUSE NOBODY WOULD READ IT...SO LEAVE PERV!!!JUST GOT OFF A CALL OF A 4 Y/O BABY NOT BREATHING.....DAD TELLS THE CHILD TO CLEAN HIS TOYS...HE BENDS DOWN ON ALL FOURS THE THE DAD KICKS HIM INTO THE NEXT ROOM...COLAPSING HIS LUNGS ANS SENDING HIM INTO "V-TAC"....WE SHOCK HIM ...GIVE C.P.R. HE DIES IN MY ARMS...WHO WILL PROTECT THEM "you"!!!!! WTF I HATE DRAMA ...THIS IS NOT..... IM JUST VENTING.....

I Need Your Help
My good friend who has done alot for me and alot of other people on Fubar needs comments. I am asking that you please come and show him some love with comments. He has a samll lead so even if you left one comment I would appreciate it. But please come help me I would love to see him win he will get a 3 month VIP if he wins help me please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lovers Or Friends
Let's show them we can do it We been through so much Don't worry about any of it Arguments won't make me go You're all I know in my heart Changing our minds isn't it Just can't stop falling in love Only thing I want is you baby Seem like everybody knows Forget about the rest of them Just want to be alone with you The others is just jealous baby Cause your going home with me If your thinking what I am thinking We can do whatever you like tonight I just want you to know me baby You're my world and everything So serious about me and you now Feeling like you're my soul mate Promising the world to you I'd do Just the simple things that you do Sweetest thing that I have ever known Beautiful being in love with you always

October 1st Storm Queen
This Person Has Been Nominated As Storm Queen For The Day. Please rate her up.Send Gifts, and Luv her up with compliments! *Note* She is getting out of the hospital today. Please give her a warm Welcome Back!! She has been trying to level for awhile.Lets See If We Can Do That For Her!! Rebelgirl~Member of WSC@ fubar

You Are On My Friends List......
1. Do you have a tattoo? 2. How old are you? 3. Are you single or taken? 4. Eat with your hands or utensils? 5. Do you dream at night? 6. Ever seen a corpse? 7.George Strait or Jay Z? 8. How did we meet? HERE COMES THE EQUALLY INTERESTING PART... 9. Whats your philosophy on life and death? 10. If you could do anything with me, and have no one know, what would it be? 11. Do you trust the police? 12. Do you like Country music? 13. What is your fondest memory of me? 14. If you could change anything about yourself what would it be? 15. Would you cheat ? 16. What do you wear to sleep? 17. Have you ever peed in a pool? 18. Would you hide evidence for me if I asked you to? 19. If I only had one day to live, what would we do together? 20. Which do you prefer - short or long hair? 21. Do you sing in the shower? 22. What's your favorite color? 23. If you could bring back anyone that h

The Wait
Sadness becomes her. Does anyone care to save her? A pure soul that knows nothing of greed. Hope eludes her, she knows nothing about love. Because love avoids her like a plague. She knows nothing about compassion. She knows nothing about passion. Because there was never anyone around to give her proper attention. A kiss upon the lips is all she needs. A kiss for a girl that knows nothing of greed. A pure soul... there she stands ...waiting as sadness becomes her.

... This Is Not Good
I have a lot of CDs, some audio, some mp3 discs, etc., of varying ages. (The oldest are holding up fairly well but I have made backups... of most of them in fact...) Still, backups of discs I made a few years ago are, as some have predicted, becoming less and less readable- I've started to have to make backups of them. It may be too late for some of them, as I find this evening. So it goes! (Edit: though at the moment I'm not backing them up, I'm putting them on my iPod *g*)

It Must Be October!
It Must Be October The harvest moon hangs round and high It dodges clouds high in the sky The stars wink down their love and mirth The Autumn seasons is giving birth Oh it must be October The leaves of red bright gold and brown To Mother earth come tumbling down The breezy nights the ghostly sights The eerie spooky far off sounds Are signs that its October The pumpkin yellow big and round Are carried by costumed clumsy clowns Its Halloween lets celebrate Come one come all and don't be late We know now its October We'll roast and toast some luscious food For apples we'll be bobbin While tales are told around the fire Of timely ghosts and goblins Oh how we love October The moon has grown pale The stars have grown dim Our Halloween party is over With a hi-de-ho homeward we'll go What a delightful month October

Underrated Songs By Popular Bands
when you think about it, there are a lot of really awesome songs by bands that have been overlooked. For example, take Twisted Sister, Everyone knows "We're Not Gonna Take It" right? But on the album that song was on there were several songs that kicked serious ass but were underplayed. "Stay Hunger" the title track, is an amazing song. it has an awesome double bass drum part with a latin shuffle on the ride cymbal. It's fast and edgy. It also has an amazing guitar solo. Another prime example is Van Halen. They had so many popular songs, but they had more that were incredible but also overlooked. Take "Hot for Teacher" That song has a double bass jazz drum pattern, i don't even know how Alex did it. The song didn't do so well because of the weird way it was sung. On the other hand, there were several bands that were overlooked entirely. The Ramones are a great example. The never even made it to the top 40, but every one of there songs was awesome. Their most popular song, "Do Yo

Help Support The Fight!
Below is a message from my dear friend, Judy. Please read and help if you can. Her and I will be doing the walk together this year...this is my 4th time to do it. As most of you are aware, on my birthday this year I was diagnosed with Breast Cancer. A friend and I have chosen to fight back against this disease and help make a difference by participating in the American Cancer Society Making Strides Against Breast Cancer walk October 13th... and we hope you will join us by making a donation in support of our effort. We hope you will support our efforts by making a donation using our personal online fundraising page. It's safe and simple. All you have to do is go to the web address below and follow the few easy steps. http://main.acsevents.org/goto/FreeSpiritYAYAs By raising money to support the American Cancer Society's fight against breast cancer, we help fund research, awareness campaigns, access to mammograms, and free programs and services that improve the qua

Grow Up
listen I'm a single guy tryin to meet ppl and see what happens if you don't like what other ppl say than ignore it I have meet a few ppl on here and I think they are nice but irf you have to have a comment war or seewho can buy the better gifts stop .... I don't care what anyone thinks I have the ppl on here because they are my friends and I will not stand for any childish games ok ......

100 Things About Me
1. Name?: Teagan Barber (for now) 2. Nicknames?: Teags, Tea, Tigger, Teya and Kitten 3. Birthday?: 30th Jan 4. Place of Birth?: Toowoomba 5. Zodiac Sign?: Aquarius 6. Male or Female?: Female 7. Grade?:Finshied School 6 years ago 8. Schools you went to?: about 10 all up 9. Occupation?: Aged care nurse 10. Residence?: Melbourne, Victoria 11. Screen Name?: Naval_kitten or Kittymenace usually... Your Appearance 12. Hair Color?: Auburn 13. Hair Length?: At the shoulderblades (growing it) 14. Eye color?: Lapiz lazuli blue 15. Best Feature?:Eyes, smile and butt 16. height?:156 cm 17. Braces?:Never 18. Glasses?: Should, maybe... nahhhh 19. Piercing?: just one left 20. Tattoos?:three so far... still have time left 21. Righty or Lefty?: Righty Your Firsts 22. First best friends?: Yolanda in primary school 23.First Award?:colour guard participation... 24. First Sport You Joined?: soccor 25. First Pet?: Frosty my kitty 26. First Real Vacation?: Frazier island 4wding.

You Know Your Old When...
You know your old when... 1. Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face. 2. You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along. 3. Getting a little action means I don't need fiber today. 4. Getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot. 5. An all-nighter means not getting up to pee!

Away
BREAKING BENJAMIN LYRICS "Away" Cold am I I'm beside myself Because there's no one else Have I grown So blind Only god could save you If you knew your way to the light So fly away And leave it behind Just stay awake There's nowhere to hide I see you Cause you won't get out of my way I hear you Cause you won't quit screaming my name I feel you Cause you won't stop touching my skin I need you They're coming to take you away Frail and dry I could lose it all But I cannot recall It's all wrong Don't cry Clear away this hate And we can start to make it alright So fly away And leave it behind Return someday With red in your eyes I see you Cause you won't get out of my way I hear you Cause you won't quit screaming my name I feel you Cause you won't stop touching my skin I need you They're coming to take you away I see you Cause you won't get out of my way I hear you Cause you won't quit screaming my name I feel you Cause you won'

Gone Away
COLD LYRICS "Gone Away" Do you pray In the night Can you appreciate the wind And I won't care I won't fight I need you close to sing It's the same beginning Gone away It's the same old, same old song Gone away It's my whole life In words And I can't breathe When you cry But I'll be there to hold you tight And I would kill I would fight To keep you close I keep singing the same way I won't live If you died If I can feel you in the wind And this is me It's my life I'll need you close to sing It's the same beginning Gone away It's the same old, same old song Gone away It's my whole life In words Gone away It's the same old, same old song Gone away It's my whole life And I can't say And I don't know How far I'll go And I can't say And I don't know How far I'll go Gone away It's the same old, same old song Gone away It's my whole life In words Gone away It's the same old, same old song Gone away It's my whole life

Oct 4 Love
Dear tawnya, Here is your couple's love horoscope for Thursday, October 4: Things aren't working out the way you and your darling had hoped, but believe it or not, they're working out the way they should. It's a fine distinction, but once you two take the bird's-eye view, you'll see it's true.

Arroz Con Pollo Rice With Chicken
Here's a perfect all-in-one meal--the chicken, rice, and vegetables simmer together, enhancing each other and giving the cook a break. Ingredients 1 tablespoon olive oil 4 chicken thighs 4 chicken drumsticks 2 teaspoons salt 1/2 teaspoon fresh-ground black pepper 2 ounces smoked ham, cut into 1/4-inch dice 1 small onion, chopped 2 cloves garlic, minced 1 red bell pepper, chopped 1 green bell pepper, chopped 1 3/4 cups canned tomatoes, drained and chopped 1 tablespoon tomato paste 2 cups canned low-sodium chicken broth or homemade stock 1 cup rice, preferably long-grain 2 tablespoons chopped fresh parsley Preparation 1. In a large, deep frying pan, heat the oil over moderately high heat. Season the chicken with 1/4 teaspoon each of the salt and pepper. Cook the chicken, turning, until well browned, about 8 minutes in all. Remove. Pour off all but 2 tablespoons of the fat from the pan. 2. Reduce the heat to moderately low. Add the ham, onion, and garlic to the pan

How Many Women Get Breast Cancer?
Breast cancer is the most common cancer among women in the United States, other than skin cancer. It is the second leading cause of cancer death in women, after lung cancer. About 178,480 women in the United States will be found to have invasive breast cancer in 2007. About 40,460 women will die from the disease this year. Right now there are about two and a half million breast cancer survivors in the United States. The chance of a woman having invasive breast cancer some time during her life is about 1 in 8. The chance of dying from breast cancer is about 1 in 35. Breast cancer death rates are going down. This is probably the result of finding the cancer earlier and improved treatment.

Created By Univarsity Love Hurts Somehting I Found On A Site
Love is like a disease. You never know when it will hit. Although it's usually just good, it takes a lot to commit. Usually all the passion and affection comes along. But it can be disaster if your heart is not strong. There's probably only one girl who knows what I have been through. She had her heart ripped out, spit on, and stomped on too. Can't really hate to love, can't really love to hate. There are just so many feelings being stacked upon your plate. Can you get it all down? Or will you start to cough and choke? Love is not some kind of game. People treat it like a joke. All these emotions overwhelm you. You can't help it but to cry. Next thing you know you got a gun, and you dont know why. But don't let little things like love go and get yourself hurt. 'Cuz the next thing that you know, you'll be sleeping in the dirt. And your soul will be standing over your corpse asking you why? "How could I let me kill myself? How could I let me die?" Then you

Hmm Would This Work??
Lets see, I think I would begin by trying to set the right atmosphere. Light some candles and put on some slow, soft, romantic music. Both of us would then begin to slow dance together. Feeling our bodies swaying to the music. Maybe some wine would be in order to loosen us up a little. Then some more slow dancing. We slowly dance, holding each other close. I look up and see the candlelight dancing in your eyes. I then begin to softly kiss your shoulder, working my way up to your neck. I can hear you breaathing deeply as you enjoy the moment. We look at each other and you move closer to me as our lips meet and we get lost in a very passionate kiss. We slowly undress each other, until we are only in our undergarments. We then continue to dance and sip wine. As we dance, we hold each other close enough that I can feel your heart beating. You begin to take long deep breaths as you get more into the moment. You then turn your back to me and we continue to dance with me holding you from beh

England Beat Samoa 36-20
England (19) 36 Tries: Sackey 2, Tait, Farrell Cons: Wilkinson 2 Pens: Wilkinson 2 Drop-goals: Wilkinson 2 Tonga (10) 20 Tries: Hufanga, Pole Cons: Hola 2 Pens: Hola 2 Champions England clinched a World Cup quarter-final against Australia with an ultimately convincing win over Tonga. Tonga opened the scoring through Sukanaivalu Hufanga's sparkling try but two Paul Sackey scores helped England into a 19-10 half-time lead. Pierre Hola's second penalty saw Tonga reduce the lead to six points. But Mathew Tait and Andy Farrell went over to secure victory before Hale T Pole's late consolation, while Jonny Wilkinson kicked 16 points in Paris. Interview: England coach Brian Ashton Interview: England captain Martin Corry The England fly-half now has 222 World Cup points and is just five behind Gavin Hastings, who is the competition's all-time leading scorer with 227. No champions had ever failed to reach the knock-out stages at the World Cup, but fol

Sunday School Lol
Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?" When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good" and April fell back asleep. A while later the teacher asked April, "Who is our Lord and Saviour," But, April didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. 'JESUS CHRIST!" shouted April and the teacher said, "very good," and April fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked April a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time April jumped up and shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT F*****G THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR ARSE!" The Teacher fa

Would You ?
If I walked right up to you wearing a sexy dress lined down the front with 30 tiny pearl buttons. Would you take the time to slowly undue every one? If I wanted you to take me in your arms and hold me close so I could hear your heart beating as I pressed my head against your chest. Would the urge overcome you to pop them off? If I wanted to reach up and put my arms around your neck, standing on my tiptoes as I press my breasts into you, pulling your lips close to mine. Would you whisper your desire for me? If I wanted to kiss you deeply, our hot, wet tongues teasing each other, until I make you weak in the knees. Would you let me slide my hands underneath your shirt and feel your nipples as I rake my long, red nails lightly across them? If I wanted to hear you moaning in delight. Would you let me slide my hand down the front of your tight jeans to feel your hardness? If I unbuttoned your jeans to find your throbbing cock peeking out from the top of your boxers, needing

Harley
HARLEY The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson, died and went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is: you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven." Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, I want to hang out with God." St Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God. God recognized Arthur and commented, "Okay, so you were the one who invented motorcycles, eh?!" Arthur said, "Yeah, that's me..." God commented: "Well, what's the big deal in inventing something that's pretty unstable, makes noise and pollution, and can't run without a road?!" Arthur was apparently embarrassed, but finally spoke, "Excuse me, but aren't you the inventor of woman???" God said, "Ah, yes." "Well," said Arthur, "professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your invention: 1. There's too much inconsistency in the fr

Why It Sucks To Be " Gg " Sometimes !
Reasons I'm here doing this & NOT gettin some ! #1) I was breast fed by my father, Mom only liked me as a friend. #2) If it wasn't for "pick-pockets " , I wouldnt have any sex life at all ! #3 ) I allways get " boooed " by peeping Toms' . #4) Even hookers tell me " Not on the 1st date " ! #5) I went to a discount massage parlour & it was " self-serve " ,.. #6) My dog even hates me, his favorite bone is in my arm ! #7) I knew my ex was cheating on me when my parrot started saying, " Go out the window, he's home " !! #8) Even when I was a kid , I was so FUGLY, I had to " trick or Treat" over the phone ! #9) I worked in a pet shop when I was a kid, people kept asking , How big I'd get " #10 ) I had really bad acne as a kid, 1 time I fell asleep in a Library & a blind man was reading my face ! #11) Now I only smoke after sex,...which explains why I've had the same pack since 1983,.... #12) Found a hooker 1 night, I dropped my pants & she dropped her pric

Anniversary Dance
Anniversary Dance by Funseeker53 © There he was, wearing a black tuxedo and looking more handsome than ever. Smiling seductively with those dimples I could get lost in and eyes that twinkle brighter than any star I have ever seen. Jeff held out a single red rose, leaned close to my ear and whispered, "Happy Anniversary, Honey." I smiled. "Two years." "Two years," he echoed. His breath blowing across my cheek. My lips parted instinctively and we embraced in a warm, lingering kiss. "Come on, we're celebrating!" he announced, suddenly pulling away. He whisked me into the bedroom, and I couldn't help giggling, "Oh yeah? How?" "Limo, dinner and look!" Jeff opened the closet door and there was a beautiful cocktail dress. I took it out and held it against my body, "Perfect". Later that night in the restaurant, we indulged our every craving-expensive champagne, caviar, fondling each other under the table. We feasted on lobster and used our tongues to clean the b

Forever My Friend
Forever my friend you are the one who was always there for me. Forever my friend i will always care for you. Forever my friend i love you so. Forever my friend you will always be, a big part of my life. Forever my friend you will be in my heart forever. Forever my friend you will be my hero. Forever my friend you will always be the flower that blooms the brightest, the book i open first. The song i sing the loudest. Forever my friend. Forever my friend always the sun that shines down on me. The star i wish upon everynight. Forever my friend you will be in my thoughts and my prayers. Forever my friend is a mighty long time, but true friends last forever. Forever my friend i will always be there for you. Forever my friend i will always love you. Forever my friend.

Why?
I was in Seattle today doin my own thing. People watching mainly. I saw a couple that looked completely opposite of what they were supposed to look like. The girl, clearly a prep, was dressed in Abercrombie jeans, a pink hoodie, and Doc Martins (WTF?). The guy? The complete opp. He was dressed in baggy pants (the ones with the zippers everywhere), a black Megadeath jacket, and what looked like combat boots. Right as I looked at them I asked myself, Why? Why is he with her and vice versa? Is there something that I am missing completely? Well, they must've seen me looking at them because they came up to me and asked me what was I staring at. I looked at them, smiled sweetly, and said that I was looking at how different they looked from one another. Well, they just looked at each other, then looked back at me and asked if I had a problem with it. I looked back up at them and said that, no, I didn't have a problem with it. In fact, I thought that it was pretty cool that they didn't care wh

Open House October 12th The Sans Souci
http://www.thesanssouci.com/ We are open to all Couples, Single Ladies and Single Men 21 or above. You are all welcome to explore our club with our hostess Juliet. Your RSVP: Maybe Attending SPREAD THE WORD... What a better way to explore our club, dance the night away and meet old & new friends in a relaxing atmosphere. Let’s make it an open house to never forget. Please follow the dress code posted on our website. One night admission for couples and single males will be $15 and no cover for unescorted ladies. After party to follow to those who been to sans souci BYOB any questions?

Still
love.i see forever in your eyes.i can see heven in your eyes,and when i hold you close .i dont want to let go.you are the only light i see .if the sun,should refuse ti rise.and the moon doesnt hang in the night the tides wont change seasons rearrange when the world is through i will still love you if anything,could last forever its what i feel for you oh baby you touch my heart in ways that words could never say thats why i will always love you bye tamera

The Conversation
The Conversation by spurlyng© * The phone rang and she looked over at the clock, 10 PM, he was right on schedule... Anxious to hear his voice after 5 days apart, Andrea picked up the receiver quickly, smiling to herself. "Hi, lover." The voice coming to her was deep, melodic, soft and distinctly masculine. Hal's voice made her wish he were home holding her in his arms. "Hal," she breathed his name like a prayer, "I miss you so much." "Two more days' angel seems an eternity. Be naked when I get home." he laughed a soft, sexy laugh. "I'm naked now, honey. I'm yours, always have been. Please, don't torment me; I'm wet just talking to you. I hate when you have to leave." "I'm sorry sweetheart, you should know I never kid about sex, tease maybe." Hal sounded as lonely as Andrea felt. "I do know" Andrea replied," teasing is always very good, I love to be teased." "Mmmmmmmmm, teasing is an art." Hals voice sounded thick, Andrea knew he wanted her, she felt herself

Masturbating While On Vacation.
When you go on vacation, you get off school/work/whatever for two weeks. It sounds like a great time for you, but what about your penis? Don't you care about him? Of course. Nobody likes blue balls. The big question to think about when planning your vacation isn't where you're going, what to bring, or what you'll be doing there. It is where, how, and when you'll find the time to rub one out. If you've tried it, you'll know that a grandparent's house is a difficult place to get an erection. Just the smell is enough to keep a little man down. Then you tack on the thought that your grandpa is in the other room sleeping in a diaper. It's almost impossible to get it up without help. You finally get into the zone and all of a sudden the dreaded paranoia strikes in. That's when you turn into super pantless detective man. You search for hidden cameras, trap doors, spies, and anything else capable of recording the events taking place in the room. Did grandpa install a wank detector in the

Nsfw
Ok its happened again. i received a email from fubar again and it said another one of my pics as been marked nsfw.now i looked at it and it is side pic of an angel silver and in a body suite.nothing showing and someone had the nerve to mark it nsfw.now to the person who marked it if you can tell me how this is nsfw then please tell me. This time i do know who marked it and if it happens again I WILL BLOCK YOU. and any future rates will stop.I know this is harsh but folks this is an adult website and if it bothers you then DONT look or send me an email to let me know and i will remove it.Now that is said and done I hope you all have a great day and thank you.

Supporters Fear Ed Brown Is Being Tortured
Supporters Fear Ed Brown Is Being Tortured ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Paul Joseph Watson Date: 08 Oct 2007, 11:08 Supporters Fear Ed Brown Is Being Tortured Federal officials have refused to divulge the location of tax protester Ed Brown who was arrested on Friday, prompting many of his supporters to fear that Brown has been disappeared into a black hole and is being mistreated or even tortured. http://www.prisonplanet.com/articles/october2007/081007_fear_torture.htm

My Accident
MAYBE SOMEONE CAN HELP ME? I WAS IN A CAR ACCIDENT ABOUT A WEEK AND A HALF AGO. AND SINCE THEN I TELL PPL THINGS AND LIKE LATER ON I DON'T REMEMBER TELLING THEM ANYTHING. ITS WEIRD AND I DON'T KNOW WHY I DO IT. BUT I THINK THE TOP OF MY HEAD HIT SOMETHING BUT I'M NOT SURE. NOT ONLY THAT BUT MY LEFT ARM GOES NUMB ONCE AND A WHILE. DOES ANYONE OUT THERE GOT ANY ADVICE ON ANY OF THIS?

Another Poem
This Night as I lay on my pillow wanting to be fast asleep tossing and turning still wide awake this night let me tell you no matter how hard it is to be no matter how much pain will it bring no matter what happens still this night I can see all the love that you gave me this night let me hold you even in my dreams this night let me promise you no matter what it cost I will love you still I will be here even if this night ends

Lobster Ravioli With Lobster Stock Reduction, Saffron Emulsion And Toasted Pumpkin Seed Oil
This incredibly elaborate dish is for the very adventurous chef. Every bit of the dish is made from scratch, including the ravioli, so make sure to leave plenty of time to cook. It will surely impress dinner guests! Ingredients 2 chicken lobsters (about 1 1/4 lb.) Browned Lobster Stock Reduction: 2 lobster bodies and shells 2 Tbs. vegetable oil 1/2 tomato, chopped 1 Tbs. tomato paste 1/2 C. brandy 1 small yellow onion, peeled and sliced 1 clove garlic, peeled and crushed 1 leek, cleaned and sliced 1 stalk celery, cleaned and sliced 1 green onion, cleaned and sliced 2 branches basil 2 sprigs thyme 1/4 vanilla bean, cleaned and scraped Saffron Emulsion: 1 medium parsnip 1/2 Tbs. extra virgin olive oil 1 Tbs. unsalted butter 1/2 clove garlic, peeled and crushed 1 small shallot, peeled and sliced 1/2 leek, with roots and greens removed, cleaned and washed 1 sprig thyme 2 bay leaves 1/2 Tbs. black peppercorns 1/2 Tbs. saffron threads 1/4 C. white wine 1 C.

Music Recovery :)
a friend gave me some bronzed CDs some years back - he'd be getting replacements for them, the CDs were decaying, I knew how to make backups before they did so. (They've since decayed - this was awhile ago. Yes, there is even a Wikipedia article on what this means- CD bronzing.) The backups themselves are falling victim to entropy and what-have after four or so years, so I'm glad enough to have other discs and an iPod, and to know how to find information I lacked (track/performer details/...) at the time I got the discs. (Also, the website of one of the recording companies from which most of these CDs were bought has much of that information easily available now, a good service for their consumers- and I've bought many of their discs myself, since they record so much music "up my alley".) That may well occupy my next who-knows length of time, or part of it, but at least it could be fun- as I've said when I've done this before, there's several worse ways to spend time than listening to

The Tuf 6 Finale- Main Fight Added.
Seems we are gonna have another main Event wothj seeing. It will be a battle of lightweights that personifies Contender status. The 2 combatants are Roger "El Matador" Huerta(20-1-1) vs Clay "The Carpenter" Guida(21-5-0). Buccs thoughts on this match for the TUF 6 finale.... "WOW! How could you not pick a better main event to showcase at an event such as this. We have 2 top contenders indeed. Roger Huerta is definitely one of the top, if not, the top lightweight Contender. He possess Excellent Well Rounded Skills- he is not afraid to take it to the ground or to the feet. What an awesome athlete to even grace the UFC. Reminisce - BJ Penn Clay Guida is def one of my fav lightweights. He is very calm & composed. Has great Takedowns. His stand up does nothing but get better & better. He has the skills to take out Huerta. He has that Wild man look with the long hair & tattoos. Very awesome fighter. Reminisce- Randy Coture My prediction- Clay Guida over Roger Huerta by Split

A Slight Introduction
I have very few people that I communicate with on a daily basis, and sometimes it drives me crazy. Ninety percent of the time, I am confined to my home, and human contact is scarce. Especially now, since I am in the process of healing. I recently was diagnosed with the second of two types of cancer and it has become my world. Initially it was chronic lymphocytic leukemia, which was being easily managed, but after a short remission it was upgraded to an acute case. At the time I really wasn't worried and neither were my doctors. I had a lot of confidence at the time. This all began about three years ago. Still,I was determined to win the battle, I kept up my body, worked out, ate right, and maintained a good mental state. But almost a year ago, I was diagnosed with multiple myeloma, a form of bone cancer. Ok, I went nuts with all the emotions for awhile, but eventually I accepted it, and listened to my team, went to all the consultations and followed their advice. I put all my

Some People Are Just Lame
if there is nothing really worth saying, and it really just targets someone; say pulling someone's leg, then don't waste your time trying to insult. Those who want to be assholes please just move on cuz not worth my time. I know its the internet and you think you are funny all, but come on. Leave the crap that i don't wanna see, and take you dumb ass comments that aim to make me or someone else feel dumb and move on....

Vacuum And Toilet Cleaner Sex Aid Burglar Avoids Jail
"a makeshift sex aid constructed from a Toilet Duck bottle, a piece of wood and a latex glove" What a crafty son of a bitch! This guy is very serious about whackin it. I mean he builds things from whats available in his immediate surroundings & then..well...he fucks them. And he carries a "masturbation bag"! I have to admit..pretty impressive. I like the way he doesn't say what he did with the vacuum cleaner. It adds mystery. Nice. A MAN who broke into his neighbour's home west of Brisbane and used her vacuum cleaner and a detergent bottle as sex aids has avoided jail. Jamie Thomas Lacey, 27, was high on LSD and amphetamines when he broke into the house at Millmerran in September 2004. He pleaded guilty today in the Brisbane District Court to burglary and wilful damage. The court was told his neighbour returned home on September 29 to find her bathroom in a total state of disarray. Crown prosecutor Julie Aylward told the court pornographic magazines and cloth

I'm Moving
I am moving home to Montana! I've been having a very hard time financially for the past few months, actually been struggling off and on for the last 5 1/2 years since I moved to Washington. And two days ago my car was Repoed :( I called my daughter crying on her shoulder. She called my sisters and talked to my Brother In Law, he called me and asked if I wanted to come home and live with them until I can get back on my feet again and he will help me get a job at the state hospital there... he has worked there for about 20 years and my sister has worked there for about 10 years and the pay is good and benefits. So they will be here tomorrow and we are leaving Friday, so I am packing all day, Yuck! I hate packing LOL I hate to start over again, but what can ya do, ya know? At least I'll be near my family again, I have no family here. I'll be back on line ASAP....don't miss me too much LOL Much Love, Edie

Ironic I Think
As most of you know or have figured out by now 2 days ago I change my fubar name to Dr. death.Then yesterday I left a customized message visiting the dead .Well let me tell you about 30 minutes after that We got a call a patient unconscious possible dead.When we got there sure enough they were dead and had been about 14hrs..We had to wait on the coroner and the police before we could move the patient.total time we were there was 3 hours.Then to top it all off that night my wife told me that a kitten we had gotten had died earlier that day.Its just weird and ironic I changed my name and put a customized message up and then the rest happened. So as I saidyesterday I was visiting the dead.

Oct 10th Bombing
Wicked Storm Crew! Next Contest!! Another member Majically Delicious MILF is in a long term contest, I will provide a link to her picture but you will have to rate, fan, and add the host first, the link will give you an error but then send you to the host page if your not already a friend. The Cherry Chase hosted by Heartistic Soul is in full swing. We need to support her in this effort... here is a link to her page. Make sure you go by meet and greet, pass out gifts, drinks etc to the contestants and commentors. Great opportunity to RECRUIT!!! We still need new members!! Rock on Wicked Storm Crew!!! HAVE A GREAT DAY!!!!!! Make sure to read and repost blogs and bulletins from WSC, Crew and Members Get this widget |

More Paranoia By Bushco
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/10/08/AR2007100801434_pf.html Vanessa Alarcon saw them while working at an antiwar rally in Lafayette Square last month. "I heard someone say, 'Oh my god, look at those,' " the college senior from New York recalled. "I look up and I'm like, 'What the hell is that?' They looked kind of like dragonflies or little helicopters. But I mean, those are not insects." Out in the crowd, Bernard Crane saw them, too. "I'd never seen anything like it in my life," the Washington lawyer said. "They were large for dragonflies. I thought, 'Is that mechanical, or is that alive?' " That is just one of the questions hovering over a handful of similar sightings at political events in Washington and New York. Some suspect the insectlike drones are high-tech surveillance tools, perhaps deployed by the Department of Homeland Security. Others think they are, well, dragonflies -- an ancient order of insects that even biologists concede

Thursday?? Already, Lol?
Aye, what a week! I am having such long days to deal with and I don't seem to be sleeping well. So be it! Well, guess what!? That Mercury Retrograde starts tonite at 9 p.m. Pacific time! Oops! And it will run until November 1. Interesting note: The key issue during Mercury retro is focus as an introspective experience! What will the retro focus us on? I am thinking of just cutting the article on Mercury retro from NightLightNews and pasting it in my blogs, lol! Take the time to check out web.nightlightnews.com - it will be well worth your time!! What with two warnings, one of a personal nature, this week, it's already been rather bizarre for me. I don't usually get forewarning like this, lol! Thank you to all who have sent energy to help shore up my own protective measures! I have no doubt this has helped keep me aware and safe. I am off to work shortly. Hope to have time for a longer blog in the next day or two. Have a terrific Thursday, everyone! Much love and warm hugs f

The Big Melt: Lessons From The Arctic Summer Of 2007
The Arctic sea ice is disintegrating "100 years ahead of schedule", having dropped 22% this year below the previous minimum low, and it may completely disappear as early as the northern summer of 2013. This is far beyond the predictions of the International Panel on Climate Change and is an example of global warming impacts happening at lower temperature increases and more quickly than projected. What are the lessons from the Arctic summer of 2007? • Climate change impacts are happening at lower temperature increases and more quickly than projected. • The Arctic's floating sea ice is headed towards rapid summer disintegration as early as 2013, a century ahead of the International Panel on Climate Change (IPCC) projections. • The rapid loss of Arctic sea ice will speed up the disintegration of the Greenland ice sheet, and a rise in sea levels by even as much as 5 metres by the turn of this century is possible. • The Antarctic ice shelf reacts far more sensitively to warming temper

Yay Me!!
If everyone wonders why I'm not on the next few days.. its because i wentback home to visit friends and family. Also, I might meet up with my first fubar friend! YAY :P Anyways, Hopefully I will have new pictures to post when I get back home! Don't miss me to much!! :P Love Mysti

Man Rules, This Is To Funny , Had To Post It
Hella funny and soooooooo true........! THE Man Rulesï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down Finally , the guys' side of the story. ( I must admit, it's pretty good.) We always hear 'the rules' From the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note.. these are all numbered '1 ' ON PURPOSE!

Choose
READ THIS LET IT REALLY SINK IN - THEN CHOOSE . John is the kind of guy you love to hate. He is always in a good mood and always has something positive to say. When someone would ask him how he was doing, he would reply, "If I were any better, I would be twins!" He was a natural motivator. If an employee was having a bad day, John was there telling the employee how to look on the positive side of the situation. Seeing this style really made me curious, so one day I went up and asked him, "I don't get it! You can't be a positive person all of the time. How do you do it?" He replied, "Each morning I wake up and say to myself, you have two choices today. You can choose to be in a good mood or ... you can choose to be in a bad mood. I choose to be in a good mood." Each time something bad happens, I can choose to be a victim or...I can choose to learn from it. I choose to learn from it. Every time someone comes to me complaining, I can choose to accept their complain

Halloween Horror Night Tonite!!!!
whats up everyone, so im going to halloween horror nights with my girlfriend tonite and its gonna be awesome!!! we rarely get to go out without the baby with us so tonite is our to bve in orlando and have fun!!! I LOVE YOU BECKY!!!

Night Ii (erotic Poetry)
On the second night you disobeyed as well, you like discipline you naughty girl. "Panties down", I commanded once more. You did as instructed, trembling, pulsating and wet but, Tonight you were more excited than usual. You bent over the bed again, This time without being told your with body twitching in eager anticipation Your ass is held high, inviting the leathery sting of the cat-o-nine-tails. I touch your buttocks teasingly with the leather straps running them back and forth Then you look back over your shoulder just in time to see my arm rise. You smile, close your eyes, brace for the impact that doesn't come. You open your eyes, confused as to why there was no piercing sting. You look back at me, I smile knowingly. Then I slowly rub the tassels across your ass once more You turn away from me, a glint of confusion in your eyes. But as it always is, when you least expect it...expect it. Leather impacts skin with a loud crack, You grab the sheets and moan fro

What's Your Point?
You point out That I wear black You call me emo That's not a fact. You tell me I should change Be like you Wear make-up, lose weight Even though I don't want to. You point out I like to sing Who can't tell It's one of my things. You tell me I'm weird So what I'm not intimidating I'm not feared. You point out I like to write But it's a way to express my feelings and life It's better than to fight. You tell me What you think of me You think I care Me is what I'll always be. You point out My life is fucked up It may be But I don't drown in my own cup. You tell me I need to forget But you don't understand that I can't And I'll never regret. You point out I smoke I also drink And I toke. Get to your point I don't need nor do I want your judgement I accept anyone's friendship Even if you just need to vent. What I don't need Is someone to tell me What I am And what I need to be. You're wasting your breath I'll only change fo

Chinese Proverbs
Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone. Man who run in front of car get tyred. Man who run behind car get exhausted. Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ. Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok. Man with one chopstick go hungry. Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails. Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk. Panties not best thing on earth! but next to best thing on earth. War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left. Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house. Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night. It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it. Man who drive like hell, bound to get there. Man who stand on toilet is high on pot. Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement. Man who f

Prayer Wheel For Our Military
The average age of the military man is 19 years. He is a short haired, tight-muscled kid who, under normal circumstances is considered by society as half man, half boy. Not yet dry behind the ears, not old enough to buy a beer, but old enough to die for his country. He never really cared much for work and he would rather wax his own car than wash his father's, but he has never collected unemployment either. He's a recent High School graduate; he was probably an average student, pursued some form of sport activities, drives a ten year old jalopy, and has a steady girlfriend that either broke up with him when he left, or swears to be waiting when he returns from half a world away. He listens to rock and roll or hip-hop or rap or jazz or swing and a 155 mm howitzer. He is 10 or 15 pounds lighter now than when he was at home because he is working or fighting from before dawn to well after dusk. He has trouble spelling, thus letter writing is a pain for him, but he can field

Does It Ever End
Well as most of you know my father passed away on 10-10-07 at 2:30 am. You would think that after the long battle and the sleepless nights that our family would finally manage to come together. And let my father rest in peace. However there again this is my family we are talking about. My uncle who is the one handleing all the arrangements decided NOT to have a service of any type for my father. He has decided that his ashes will be spread in New Hampshire (where dad did want them) and whoever could make it could make it. What the freak. I am pretty much ready to explode right now seeing as this is going to be done on a sunday in which some of us have our children that have to go to school the next day. And also don't have that type of money available. I find it sad that most of the family will not be able to say their final farewell to my father myself included. I just have to take comfort in the fact that I said what I had to when he was alive. Anyways just had to ve

Lil Insight For Being An Empath
Empathy - what is it? 1. Empathy is the ability to recognize, understand and read the emotion of another person. A simple way of describing this would be to say you put yourself in anothers' shoes. You are literally doing this and in turn it could be said that you are resonating with the other person. Some people can do this voluntarily and others do it accidentally. The process involves the ability to read in others, the energy and subtle differences in frequency associated with the range of human thought and emotion. Most people don't understand how this process works but when it comes to helping others it's enough to just recognise you have a gift and that you are sensitive to others. 2. Empaths often have telepathic ability which means that your ability to 'read' is enhanced. Some empaths have a deep sense of 'knowing' which further enhances their ability to read another person. This is very useful because people are complex and often display a persona over many layers of

Come Help Candy~~ She Deserves This Prize~~
Wicked Storm Crew Member Candy is in a contest of her own she needs 95,000 comments to get a Months Blast. Hit her up, No time limit on Contest!! Here is the link to this sweet lady's contest... Get this widget | Track details | eSnips Social DNA

Still
STILL I’ve known you such a long time. It’s been a lot of years – We’ve shared each other’s secrets, Seen each other’s tears. When two lovers break up, it’s such a bitter pill, But I could never hurt you still. Maybe there’s a reason Two hearts can’t be one, But we never find out till the race is won. Now I have inside me spaces I can’t fill, But I could never hurt you still Love can die in anger, Love can die in fear. How can we restrain deepest feelings When we’re near? Anguish, pain, and sorrow have put me through the mill, But I could never hurt you still One can find an answer, Two can find a way, But only two together know the words to say. When two hearts tear apart, Lord, the loneliness can kill, But I could never hurt you still… No, I could never hurt you still. Copyright 2004 Peter Sherman All rights reserved.

Just To Let Ya Know I'm Still Around!!!
Just so all of you know I haven't disappeared. In fact, I had surgery. I haven't been able to get online much till now. And it's just a bit slow. I had disc replacement surgery on my neck and the doctor took out 4 of my discs and replaced them with titanium. So it will be a while, but I will slowly be able to get back up and online and having some fun with ya'll!!!!!! Ms Priss

Love Begins With Elle
LOVE BEGINS WITH ELLE There’s a lovely young lady who cast a great spell Over me, and I’ll tell you her first name is Elle. Her eyes are bewitching – they ensnare with their charms. It would be rapture enwrapped in her arms. I can’t even sleep, knowing she sleeps elsewhere; I can’t even think, knowing passion so rare. My love for her strengthens with each passing day. For a glimpse of her splendor I’ll pray. And so, dear Elle, ma jolie belle, You’ve got me coming, going, in a whirl But I don’t care because my prayer Is share your life with me and be my girl. Her voice filled with music has captured my heart, It fills up the silence, inspires my art. And also my ardor, so God only knows. That I can’t live with out her – No, I can’t live with out her – I just can’t live with out her…– My wild English Rose. Copyright 2004 Peter Sherman All rights reserved.

I Was Wondering If
this makes me kinky: I have a silver metal vibrator (it was a gift) and I like it when he's in the back and its in the front at the same time--does this make me kinky? It hurts a little but makes the sex sooo much fun for me.

419ing..... Fun Fun Fun
I have been a 419'er baiter for many years, but due to work etc i have had to ease off the action, but in my present situation i need entertaining, so i am back onto it. For those who don't know what a 419'er is we are a group of people who try to reach out the scammers and scam the scammers, anyway you can read all about it here - http://www.419eater.com/index.htm (419 is the Nigerian penal code for advance fee forwarding, but now is a general code for scams the world over) Also in the news, England getting to the final of the Rugby world cup, BTW for any Americans reading, Rugby is like football but no pads and other sissy equipment. I have been to the caves where the tourist died the other day - http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/7044828.stm they are dodgy places to go, please if you visit Thailand remember, life is cheap there, even yours "farang" Good news for those on a diet, mini pigs, all the taste of a bacon roll and only 1/5th of the calories...

Loss Of My Stepmom,,r.i.p.
Hall, Helen View/Sign Guest Book Munford - HELEN HALL, 58, retired from Turner Dairy, passed away October 14, 2007 at Methodist Central Memphis. The family will receive friends from 9-11 a.m., Tuesday, October 16 at Munford Funeral Home - Munford Chapel. Service will be at 11 a.m. at Munford Chapel. Burial in Helen Crigger Cemetery. She was preceded in death by a brother, Buddy Glover. She is survived by two daughters, Brooke Marbry of Covington and Tawana Warren of Munford; a son, Elvis Warren II of Brighton; mother, Betty Pennington; two sisters, Brenda Womack of Atoka and Patsy Overbough of Springtown, TX; and seven grandchildren. Munford Funeral Home Munford Chapel

Old Man Just Can't Accept It.
So i posted a mumm about the first social security applicant from the baby-boom generation. This old fart started bashing me and my inbox. Here is the mumm. Here's the story. Read from bottom up. (i give in)514x0r:Your probably right, government agencies do mistakenly put huge images saying things that are not correct. my fault you win. On 10/16/2007, whitebyrd@fubar.com wrote: (can't admit defeat) The ball your worried about I don't give a crap about as you haven't done I planned for my retirement & don't need SS so Go talk to SS before you quote them! On 10/16/2007, k514x0r@fubar.com wrote: Here's where i own him I don't think the media is god by an means. What i do believe is that when the media says something the world seems to prepare itself and situations get labeled. I guarantee you will see more and more of this bullshit as the year goes on. And why dont you look at the big fucking image on the social security website the ball is in motion my friend. http://w

Scorpio- The Intense One.
Once you have opened this , there's no turning back. Below are true descriptions of zodiac signs. Read your sign, then forward it on, with your zodiac sign and label on the subject line. This is the real deal, try ignoring or changing it, and the first thing you'll notice is having a horrible day starting tomorrow morning - and it only gets worse from there. VIRGO - The Perfectionist Dominant in relationships. Conservative. Al ways wants the last word. Argumentative. Worries. Very smart. Dislikes noise and chaos Eager. Hardworking. Loyal. Beautiful. Easy to talk to. Hard to please. Harsh. Practical and very fussy. Often shy. Pessimistic. 7 years of bad luck if you do not forward. SCORPIO - The Intense One Very energetic. Intelligent. Can be jealous and/or possessive. Hardworking. Great kisser. Can become obsessive or secretive. Holds grudges. Attractive. Determined. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Romantic. Can be self-centered at times. Passionate and Emo

I Want A Boy To Say This To Me
I Want A Boy To Say This To Me" date: 2007-10-16 17:53:41 girl: Do i ever cross ur mind? Boy: No Girl: Do you like me? Boy: Not really Girl: Do you want me? Boy: No Girl: Would you cry if I left? Boy: No Girl: Would you live for me? Boy: No Girl: Would you do anything for me? Boy: No Girl: Choose--me or ur life Boy: my life The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says... The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life. REPOST THIS IN 7 MIN. IF

Gift Cards: A Nice Way To Say I Don’t Know You
It has been little while since my last blog. I did little bit of moving, but now I'm settled in my home for the duration. My brother's birthday is coming up, and I thought that I would do something different this year. I thought I would buy an actual gift instead of getting him a gift card for someplace. I have been to office parties where we all get a gift of around $20 value. What happens is that we all go to stores and get gift cards, and we exchange envelopes with little gift cards in them. I give you a gift card for Best Buy, you give me a gift card for Radio Shack. It really does not have the spirit or any feeling in it at all, but at least this way we are sure that the person will be able to find what they like. And with this the holiday is over in a matter of minutes. When I decided to get my brother an actual physical object, I started to think about the things that he would like. I know he likes music, race cars, and animation on the computer, but what else is th

Because Of You
Before, my heart lay on the dust covered shelf, Despondent and cold . . . growing harder each day. Before, my eyes saw only the hurt in people's faces, Wanting everyone to feel the pain that I did. Before, my body was stiff, not responding to even a gentle touch, Afraid to let anyone too close. Before, my mind would not let thoughts of love enter, Guarding my heart with grief and fear. Before, my nights only brought darkness, Like a black veil falling to cover my wounds. Before, my life held only emptiness and contempt, Anger guiding me through days of hell. But on the day I found you, A brilliant light shone down on me As you breathed new life into me And renewed my will for living. And now my heart almost bursts with a joy I have never felt before. And now my eyes are filled with a love So strong it overcomes all other thoughts. And now my body is strong and yet so soft, As I respond to your ever touch. And now I anticipate my nights with eagerness Anxiousl

My Angel
She came to me After watching and wanting, With nothing to offer but herself. An eternity of paradise Cannot compare to just a single Moment with her. Her kisses warm me on even The coldest nights, And being with her gives Me a calmness, as if I was In the arm of an angel - My angel.

Bombing For October 18th
Wicked Storm Crew! ~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~ ~*~ Saddle Up Wicked Storm Crew ~*~ We're Going to Town~*~ ~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~ The recruiters challenge is still going on, so get those new members signed up now! Contest runs til midnight on the 27th. ~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~ Who We are Bombing.... ~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~ LilMsMaria's daughter is in a Cutest Kid contest. This contest ends today the 18th, unsure of the time, (keep a sharp eye on this one today!) on this one we are going for a 2nd place finish. We have her at about a 750-800 comment lead.. Ozzfanatic2 is in his first contest! It is a no ending date, Gift !Giveaway No direct competition but when he reaches 125,000... He will receive a HappY HouR!! ~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~ Candy is also in a Gift Giveaway for a Months blast all she needs is 95,000 comments. Show her some Love!! ~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~

Come Help Buc & Help Reincarnation Of Evil Grow.
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Abyss Radio V.i.p.
WHY FIGHT YOUR DARKSIDE?? EMBRACE the ABYSS BECOME AN The ONLY Predominantly METAL Station Around!!!!! SHREDDIN the AIR WAVES HERE’S WHAT YOU GOTTA DO 1. EMBRACE the ABYSS 2. Add the ABYSS RADIO HOMEPAGEto your friends AND family listrate and comment our home page 3. Comment and Rate at least SEVEN (7)of our employees photosin our photo albums 4. Must repost 20 (twenty)of the ABYSS RADIO LOUNGE bulletins 5. Must make an ABYSS RADIO SALUTE( Fubar Salute rules applyEXCEPT with ABYSS RADIO in place of FUBAR.com on the photo) HERE’S WHAT YOU GET IN RETURN 1. Photo included in V.I.P. album on both the HOMEPAGE and in LOUNGE 2. All employees of ABYSS will fan rate and add youthen comment on a minimum of 15 of your NON NSFW pics 3. All employees of ABYSS will buy you a drink 4. You will be entered into the monthly drawings for V.I.P. of the monthand ABYSS employee’s pick of the weekPRIZES to be determined at time of drawi

Senior Sex
The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? >We went behind this very tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you." "Yes, she says, "I remember it well." "OK," he says, "How about taking a stroll around back there again and we can do it for old time's sake?" "Oh Charlie, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!" A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation and, having a chuckle to himself, he thinks to himself, I've got to see these two old timers up against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble. So he follows them. The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for support aided by walking sticks. Finally, they get to the back of t the tavern and make their way to the fence. The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers. As she leans agains

10 Year Old Blues
10 Year Old Blues .... A father asked his 10-year old son if he knew about the birds and the bees. "I don't want to know," the child said, bursting into tears. "Promise me you won't tell me." Confused, the father asked what was wrong. The boy sobbed, "When I was six, I got the 'There's no Easter Bunny' speech. At seven, I got the 'There's no Tooth Fairy' speech. When I was eight, you hit me with the 'There's no Santa' speech. "If you're going to tell me that grown-ups don't really get laid, I'll have nothing left to live for."

Memories
Two days ago was my friend Ben's 1 year date. 1 year since passing over that is. It was also the day that I was scheduled to take my drive test. Great timing, right? Anyway, his mom called me that day and asked me for a memory that I had of him. Well there were so many that I had trouble choosing one. The one I came up with was this: It was the night of the New Year's Dance. We had a d.j. and (of course!) a disco ball. Ben had come to DA about two months before hand, so he was fairly new. However, we had been talking off and on so we knew each other somewhat. Seeing as how we were both wallflowers, we had alot of trouble even trying to get up the nerve to ask the other to dance. Finally, my friend Carly told me that she wouldn't speak to me ever again (HEAVEN FORBID!) if I didn't at least go up and talk to him. After some coercing I went up to talk to him. Before we knew it we were out on the dance floor. Then the dangerous slow songs came on. We looked at one another, and I guess we r

It Is You I Dream Of
A flower grows from beneath a blanket Of fine and purest white It reaches toward the sun for warmth, For heat and for the light My love for you grows stronger still, Despite the surrounding cold My heart is yours, bartered gone For yours has it been sold Its petals shine from morning dew Its stem grows stiff and strong It stands strong through the freezing cold It stands the winter long I long for you, for your soft touch I miss the way you smile The longer that we stay apart The longer every mile The flower stretches through the snow It reaches toward the sun And now without you the color is gone The flower's petals, dun But as we talk, and as we learn The flower comes back to life The snow now melts and goes away As you take away my strife Spring is here and growth abounds As you and I are one We are together, we are in love The snow for now is done I see the future, in dreams I have Of our life, long and true I see the times where all I ne

Hell’s Outcasts
Hell’s Outcasts by Quentin “Marquis” Chamberlain I. Ron stormed to the far corner of the kitchen where the employee coats were stored. He grabbed a six-pack of beer and hid it beneath his jacket, which he had draped over his shoulder. The exit was much less dramatic than he had wished, but it was unwise to cause a commotion while committing a crime. Making his way down the street he could hear voices emanating from Hillsdale Cemetery. In the light of a nearly full moon he could see the group of teens laughing and carrying on while passing around a bottle. True to his misanthropic nature, he would attempt to avoid interaction with this bunch. A difficult task it being a late September night with leaves crunching underfoot with every step. Ron followed the outskirts of the cemetery until he reached the opening to a path that ran parallel to a stonewall built some century and a half ago. He strolled for about ten minutes before the temptation of that first brew beca

Ufc 77- Hostile Territory Ppv Results
Here are the results....... Main Event- Middleweight championship. Rich "ACE" Franklin(Challenger) vs anderson "The Spider" Silva(champion) Anderson Silva Wins by TKO Stoppage (Referee) at 1:07 in the 2nd round . Heavyweight match. Tim "The maineiac" Sylvia vs Brandon "The Truth" Vera. Tim Sylvia Wins by Unanimous Decision at 5:00 in the 3rd round . Lightweight Match* Alvin "Kid" Robinson vs Jorge Gurgel Alvin Robinson Wins by Unanimous Decision at 5:00 in the 3rd round . Light HeavyWeight match. Eric "Ravishing Red" Schafer vs Stephen "The American Psycho" Bonnar Stephan Bonnar Wins by TKO Stoppage (Referee) at 2:47 in the 2nd round . Middleweight Match Alan "The Talent" Belcher vs Khalib Starnes Alan Belcher Wins by TKO Stoppage (Cut) at 1:39 in the 2nd round . UNDERCARD FIGHTS!! Middleweight Match* Jason "The Athlete" MacDonald vs Yushin Okami Yushin Okami Wins by Unanimous Decision at 5:00 in the 3rd round . Welterwei

A Friend Needs Our Help
A close friend of mine needs my, and hopefully your, help to win a Happy Hour. Right now she is behind in the comments, but with your help, she can pull ahead. She has helped me and others to win various contests......she is the reason for both my level and my VIP status. And given the chance, she would help you with whatever you needed. Please stop by and comment on her pic.....any amount of times would be fine.....I know for those who really help, she will send her love your way......So, come on....help her....If you need help...ask me too! Here is the link to her photo:

A Womans Flaw.......
One Flaw in Women By the time the Lord made woman, he was into His sixth day of working overtime. An angel appeared and said, “Why are you spending so much time on this one?” And the Lord answered, “Have you seen my spec sheet on her? She has to be completely washable, but not plastic, have over 200 movable parts, all replaceable, and able to run on diet Coke and leftovers, have a lap that can hold four children at one time, have a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart—and she will do everything with only two hands.” The angel was astounded at the requirements. “Only two hands! No way! And that’s just on the standard model? That’s too much work for one day. Wait until tomorrow to finish.” “But I won’t,” the Lord protested. “I am so close to finishing this creation that is so close to my own heart. She already heals herself when she is sick AND can work 18-hour days.” The angel moved closer and touched the woman. “But you have made her so soft, L

Employment Stragies
I just wanted to let everyone know that a class that was 8 weeks long I passed with flying colors. I am so happy that passed this class! I got a 198 out of a 200. 2 points were taken off because I didnt go to two classes because I was sick! But I am very happy about this!

If You Wanna View My Nsfw Pics!
MY NSFW (NUDES) PICS..THEIR LISTED AS FRIENDS ONLY NOW.. IF YOU WISH TO VIEW THEM.YOU MUST BE ON MY FRIENDS LIST. ONLY AFTER YOU FAN ME,ADD ME AS A FRIEND,COMMENT MY PICS. CAN YOU VIEW THEM. I HAVE MORE BUT ONLY THOSE WITH YAHOO INSTANT MESSENGER MAY SEE THOSE.... REACH ME ON YAHOO-thewolfwhowalksalone_2005 I HAVE A CAM AS WELL YOU CAN VIEW THROUGH YAHOO ONLY. PRIVATE SHOWING ON YAHOO...SO ADD ME..AND LETS HAVE SOME FUN!! PLEASE LEAVE COMMENTS..

Love
I took a chance. For once I took a risk. I met a wonderful man. He's been hurt. Scar'd by love. I met a man. He takes my breath away. He makes my heart flutter. He makes me feel special. He makes me feel like a women. What hurts more then ever, he made me smile. I fell in love. I gave him something special. I gave him, myself. I took a chance. I met a man. I fell in love. I waited; now i shall too be scar'd by love.

What Does This Quote By William Blake Mean To You?
Those who restrain desire do so because theirs is weak enough to be restrained - and in being restrained it does by degrees become passive until at last it is nothing but the shadow of a desire.

Dirty Words
It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it, but, here is one: Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?" The birch says he cannot tell. Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?" The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies, "It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in." Wipe that smile off your face . . .

Updated Contest List As Of 10/23/07
CURRENT FAMILY CONTESTS Ashley - Salute Contest Ends Oct. 31 Wraithking Contest begins Oct.17 Ends Oct. 31 Evil Angel - Members as Kids Contest Ends Oct. 31 ">tx paintball man - needs 50K in comments in 8 weeks for a HH PLEASE READ THE FOLLOWING CONTEST GUIDELINES AND LET ME KNOW IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS. IF YOU ARE IN A CONTEST AND IT IS NOT ON HERE, PLEASE LET ME KNOW.

The Heart Does Break...
The Heart Does Break........ Nothing feels quite like a broken heart It's true. Women speak of the pain of childbirth - like passing a bowling ball through the eye of a needle, apparently. Well, not quite, my dear. Not quite. Men on the other hand, talk about what a sharp kick to the groin feels like. Ouch! You don't forget that in a hurry, let me tell you. Both sexes wear these gender specific facts like medals. While I have experienced one of these lows (fifth grade, size three shoes), and am unlikely to be party to the other, when asked the all-important question the feeling is unanimous - neither of these events match the sheer torture and torment that a broken heart can wreak. A broken heart is the single greatest pain you will ever have to endure. In fact, it is the most hurt you could ever imagine. The worst thing about it is that the one who commits this emotional crime is not someone you hate - not even someone you dislike...No. Because the only person who is capable o

Suicide
He was very young And looking for a way out He did his research about suicide It was the way no doubt He had a kid Who was only two A broken heart he has Because of you He cried a lot he was ashamed Of who he was And the answer for his suicidal plot Was "just because" He didnt really wanna do it He was just scared He felt all alone like Knowone even cared After it was over, his body Lay on the ground And just his luck thats when you Finally came around

Lately
Lately ive been crying More then I usually seem to do But I didnt care if I please anyone Except when it came to you The past 3 days have been hell Nothing I do seems right I get up in the morning And all day long we fight I get depressed so I cry Realising that your mad But you hide it so well But I can see feel it and it makes me sad Your words seem to cut deeper Then any knife can seem to do I just seem to help myself From falling inlove with you

Wensday October 24, 2007
Todays edition of NEWS FLASH! has been brought to you by Wriggley's. "FREE GUM!!!" NEWS FLASH 12:33 PM: Complaints have been filed against a local doctors office for having the following sign on display in the waiting room:

Disabling
Iam disabling my shoutbox as of now for a little while. If you need or want to reach me you'll have to click this pic and chat with me through comments. I have almost 2000 friends and noone with time to help but everyone wants to chat so I figured this is a good way to kill 2 birds with one stone.Hate doin' it this way but hey, Whatever works. Lucy

Poems Of Love
WOMAN'S LOVE POEM Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong. One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?" I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very best friend. _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ MAN'S LOVE POEM I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a bar on a golf course, and loves to send me fishing and hunting. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.

Come Help A Good Friend Out Please
HEY EVERYONE, I SUPPOSE I GOT YOUR ATTENTION IF UR HERE. I JUST WANTED ALL OF YOU TO KNOW I'M IN A GIVE AWAY WHICH REALLY WOULD MEAN ALOT TO ME IF I GET WHAT I NEED. I NEED 18,000 COMMENTS. I'M LOOKING FOR MY FRIENDS AND FAMILY TO HELP ME OUT HERE.SO PLEASE COME BY AND HELP. JUST CLICK THE PIC BELOW TO GO TO MY GIVEAWAY. Fire My Words

Not Myself
have you ever just had one of those weeks where you dont even know why your still here or what ur doing forgive me in advance if i seem off..... i may be offline for a while to gather my thoughts and figure out my life.... i'll stop in to check up on things periodically but wont be on long luv you all!!!!!

I Am Slowly Learning.....
Though I admittedly do not understand Japanese, I am learning bit by bit, mostly from friends that want to teach me the naughty words *grins* Not many people have joined my spot lately, but I am on a one-woman mission to bring J-Rock to the masses, so I am determined to keep updating with luscious videos and pics for your eyes and ears in hopes that my fandom will become the disease for which there is NO cure- mwaaahahahahahaha!!!! So, ANYONE who appreciates hardcore, head banging beats, melodic ballads, insane talent, or just gorgeous men and who DON'T give a fuck about the language barrier.... GET OUT THERE AND LET FUBAR KNOW THERE'S A REVOLUTION CALLING!!!

Here's The Link Ppl!!
Hey everyone here's the link for the bombfest tonite.....there is also a link in my comment box.....Thanx everyone!!!! is from 9-11 pm central time!! /fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=813171&i=1374987725">http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=813171&i=1374987725" target=_blank>/fubar.com/image.php?u=813171&i=1374987725&tn=1">http://fubar.com/image.php?u=813171&i=1374987725&tn=1" border=0>

U Need Yo A$$ Beat
Ive been inspired by on of my fav comedians to continue his song, "You need Yo ass beat". Feel free to leave a comment and add on to the song/poem. Ill start by posting the ones he said. have fun. You need Yo ass beat You need Yo ass beat You at the bus stop, wit a furr coat...You need Yo ass beat You in the class reunion wit a GED...You need Yo ass beat You a pimp wit a roommate...You need Yo ass beat Yo baby cant read but know the words to laffy taffy...You need Yo ass beat You got an prosthetic arm with a tattoo...you need yo ass beat

Live, Laugh, Love
I took this from http://www.fubar.com/user/852813 ______________________________________________ We all need to read this one over and over until it becomes part of who we are! HOW TO STAY YOUNG 1. Try everything twice. On Madams tombstone (of Whelan's and Madam) she said she wanted this epitaph: Tried everything twice..loved it both times! 2. Keep only cheerful friends. The grouches pull you down. (keep this in mind if you are one of those grouches;) 3. Keep learning : Learn more about the computer, crafts, gardening, whatever. Never let the brain get idle. "An idle mind is the devil's workshop." And the devil's name is Alzheimer's! 4. Enjoy the simple things. 5. Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath. And if you have a friend who makes you laugh, spend lots and lots of time with HIM/HER. 6. The tears happen: Endure, grieve, and move on. The only person who is with us our entire life, is ourselves. LIVE while you are

A Real Man
Any guy can mess around, it takes a real man to find a girl and stick with her. Any guy can call you sexy, hot, and all that.. it takes a real man to call you beautiful. Any guy can call you in tears begging you to take him back, it takes a real man to not have a reason to be in those tears. Any guy can say I love you, it takes a real man to say it and mean it even if all of his guy friends are standing around. Any guy can drive over to your house to hang out with you, it takes a real man to show up unexpected. Any guy can have sex with a girl, it takes a real man to wait. Any guy can be with you on the best days when everything is ok, it takes a real man to stay by your side for weeks if thats what it takes when it feels like your world is falling apart. Any guy can talk noise with his friends when some hot girl walks by, it takes a real man to look the other way. Any guy can be sweet and true to your face, it takes a real man to stay sweet and true when you're

599
Ok ya'll .. I'm in a rating sort of mood. If you'd like some rates - Let me know. I even have some 11's to give out. Tons of stash rates. I'm about to go grab a shower real quick - when I get back .. I'll start hittin up the pages that ask for the help.

"i Believe"~ A Must View!!!!!
----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Cathy Date: Oct 28, 2007 4:52 PM RE: I Believe reposted ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Jenny Date: Oct 28, 2007 4:42 PM ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: JESUS SAVES Date: Oct 28, 2007 2:27 PM ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Angels for Skylar~Jade Date: Oct 28, 2007 4:25 PM >

A Goodbye Kiss To Remember
As I take him in, my heart skips a beat and my stomach aches. My vision blurs slightly as he steps closer to me. His beautiful blue eyes and well matched frame-less glasses, warm my heart as I stare at them and pull him close. My arms round his neck, his hands on my hips, I lick my soft young lips as he presses his lips to mine, parting and opening my mouth so he can explore me more deeply. His grip tightening round my soft flesh as his hands rise up my body to cup my breasts and tease my nipples into hardness. My hands travelling down his back caressing his buttocks and moving forward to the warmth of his groin. The harder he teases the warmer his groin becomes, an inferno at my fingertips, drawing his out of his now ill fitting shorts, I slide my cool fingers down to his inflamed balls and slowly encircle them. His groans vibrate against my tongue bar, making his beg to enter my mouth and let me satisfy him in the one way he knows I long for. His hands on my strong soft shoul

Why You Shouldn't Flirt........ew!
Why you shouldn't flirt The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need for his good time to be spoiled by her not going. So he took his costume and away he went. The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, woke without pain, and as it was still early, decided to go to the party. As her husband didn't know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him. So she joined the party and soon spotted her husband in his costume, cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice 'chick' he could and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there. His wife went up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his new partner high and dry and devoted his time to her. She let him go as fa

Chill With The Rock
Windy blowy chilly stuff back up your ass and ignore the gore Block the wind and smile and say I'm glad I'm here I'm glad YOU'RE here I should say Fucker, carved out waste of a useless rock ignore all that and enjoy my attitude toward the things I hate.

Romantic Oct 30
Dear tawnya, Here is your couple's love horoscope for Tuesday, October 30: If you could feel differently, you would, and the same goes for your partner. But the truth is that you're not in sync on this issue. Don't force it. Just let this situation lie for a bit. Move slowly, if at all. this is kind of ironic considering my situation

A Real Robin Blog
Alrighty, well, i've been posting random articles and questions i read online on cosmo's website... pretty interesting stuff I may add!! Anyways, Other than that, nothing new is going on in my world. which, frankly SUCKS. I dislike boring days/weeks/ etc. I'm moving though.. from this apartment to a new one. (they've taken so long to 'fix' this shit they're just gonna move me...) But I can't complain too much I guess. And halloween is tomorrow. I'm taking the girls trick or treating. Not sure if I'll dress up or not yet. But it should be fun regardless. And, I watched 28 weeks later yesterday... awesome movie. I actually really liked it. Although the ending sucked. But, thats life right? lol Other than all that, just been dealing with some IDIOTS like usual on HERE.... I mean, WOW. I use this like my myspace... I write blogs, I email my friends... load pics, yadda yadda ya. Then somehow I always have some idiot telling me to post naked pics so he can jack off to them... ok

Comes A Time
There comes a time when you have to say sorry to your friends when something you may have said comes out wrong for this im sorry ..... There comes a time when you look at the people you call friends and see them for the people they are ....... what is the world coming to when someone decides that there friendships over for the sake of an online relationship that's never going happen...... I guess when you look back at it maybe it was never friendship it was just a way of getting something else all I can say is look at the big picture before your a lonely person sitting in a motel looking at the empty bottles on the floor and this person you though was your real love is getting it on with someone else...... and the person you left behind is getting on with there life with love and real friends

Quotes
"We all need a haven, a sanctuary, a place to hide, a place to escape, a place to dream and hope, a place where the darkness won't seem so frightening. So it is written, so it shall come to pass. But for some the darkness is a relentless enemy that cannot be eluded. And once the darkness senses your fear, once it senses your pain, it is never far behind. I can empathize with these people. I can understand their futilely, I can feel their hopelessness. I feel their pain."...."Quote The Raven Nevermore"

Eye Candy
Look at this eye candy, I think he is nice. I wonder what he is doing tonight. If I could find him, I would tie him up. Go down him, Give him a great fuck. As I was doing it, I would make him scream. Yeah beautiful lady give it to me. The I would tell him it is my turn. I want tied up, I want smacked on my ass. yeah down and dirty baby, Could you do that. Eye candy makes my imagination run wild. This is for my girls, Want to come along? We can pretend, We can get with that. Even though I know, It isn't reality, It isn't a fact. I like to have fun with my girls. We can talk about it all night long. No I could never forget some of you have men. Hell the eye candy, Will make you want them. Dee Parenti All Rights Reserved

Please Drive Carefully (03/12/06)
My knees begin to falter, my heart palpitates, and my stomach rides a coaster to the moon I smile like a child who has yet to see the world Wait!, my brain makes me halt Can we go through this again? I want to fabricate a sign to say "Fragile, Handle With Care" You gaze into my eyes, as if to tell me it's alright I'm not sure if this is reality, or a farce My soul unlocked, I reveal every little thing We prattle on for hours and hold each other like the world will end tomorrow Returned to my castle, I lapse into a fathomless slumber Awoken by the newly risen sun I am found wanting

Candy Cookies
29 Kraft caramels 1/4 cup of condensed milk 1 stick butter 1 package large marshmallows 4 cups Rice Krispies 1 cup chopped nuts Melt caramels, condensed milk, and butter together in a double boiler. Then mix Rice Krispies and nuts together. Dip each marshmallow into caramel mixture and then roll into nut mixture. Let stand on waxed paper to harden. Cover well.

Jealousy And The Net
Someone help me here. Why is is when your on a site like this..it creates jealousy? Someone really likes someone or is attracted or has a fixation on someone..and the drama begins. They think they "own" you when if fact you've never even met, and chances are slim to none that you ever will because you live a gazillion miles away from each other.. or...even living in a nearby town, they "claim" you as their own? They tend to "read into" comments left by the opposite sex, or browse the others site to see the comments you may have left there. I just don't get it. Yeah so theres an attraction..but for God sake, some act like its a meat market out there where they can purchase their wares off the net for safe keeping.. Actually it gets sickening. Finding out recently, someone who "liked" me on here, deleted his Fubar profile today, because he saw comments I left someone and/or a Fubar hubby I've had for a few months, he wanted me to delete..OMG...c'mon.. its the net.. no one "

Father Has Cancer
I know this sounds like a repeat but it feels better when I write about things happening. Last year my father had cancer found in his prostate. Surgery has been done and hopefully it has all been removed. I will know more after I visit again with my father. Hopefully it has not spread or not been all removed. Even though me and my father have had our ups and downs, I do not want to lose him. I love my father and it would really hurt to lose him.

I Miss You Shane
I have a tattoo of a rose with Shanes name on it- over my heart.. I dedicate this song, to my Shane... if only I could do what it says- leave him behind but carry him on my heart, instead of letting him/his memory fuck up my love life because I am afraid to love anyone like that again... No matter what you say about love I keep coming back for more Keep my hand in the fire Sooner or later I get what I'm asking for No matter what you say about life I learn every time I bleed The truth is a stranger Soul is in danger I gotta let my spirit be free To admit that I'm wrong and then change my mind Sorry but I have to move on and leave you behind I can't waste time so give it a moment I realized nothings broken No need to worry about everything I've done Live every second like it was my last one Don't look back got a new direction I loved you once needed protection You're still a part of everything I do You're on my heart just like a tattoo Just like a tattoo I'll a

Womens Personal Ads!
DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 40-ish..................................49. Adventurous..........................Slept with everyone. Athletic................................No breasts. Average looking.....................Moooo. Beautiful..............................Pathological liar. Emotionally Secure..................On medication. Feminist...............................Fat. Free Spirit.................................Junkie. Friendship first.......................Former Slut. New-Age.........................Body hair in the wrong places. Old-fashioned........................No BJ's Open-minded.........................Desperate. Outgoing..............................Loud and embarrassing. Professional................. ..........Bitch. Voluptuous...........................Very fat. Large frame...........................Hugely fat. Wants soul mate........

Fuck It
so apparently, im a dirty raunchy whore...yeppers you heard it here first...one of my closest friends..someone who describes our friendship as being tighter then a nuns pussy...he told me today that my pics are raunchy and any dirty comments i get, or nasty invites, i deserve..well fuck that..thats like sayin a woman out in a mini skirt deserves to get raped...ive worked damn hard on this body the last two years to get it where it is..ive gone from 247 lbs down to 142 now...from a size 22 to almost an 8...im not trying to get thin, i will never be that way again, and i dont want to... not to mention, there are no pics of me naked anywhere, nor will there be...grrr, that pisses me off..okay had to rant..im done for now..but my feelings are a little bruised..

Im Giving Up
well i am giving up on the dating and finding a good guy for a relationship i dont want one nighters or flings with married men i have come to the conclusion that there is none out there and if they are they are married or gay so i will wrap myself around my kids and enjoy my life that way im tired of the lies and drama the cheaters this way i will not have to worry have a great day

Here Ya Go Babe.
~*Krissy*~ ~*Fu Bomber Family manager*~ ~*Hopelesly Devoted to Ms. AllCOX*~@ fubar ~*Krissy*~ ~*Fu Bomber Family manager*~ ~*Hopelesly Devoted to Ms. AllCOX*~ Will you take my hand in fu marriage? I don't have any money so I can't pay for your net to stay on! I don't have another computer to give you, if yours dyes, but I have all the 10's and comments possible to give you! And I promise to downrate anyone who downrates you! I will be the best fu wife ever! Will you have me? And if I had money, I would buy you this in real life, because someday I hope we can widow me!! So will you have me? *-Ms. AllCOX-*-Assistant Manager To My ReaLife LOVE ~*Krissy*~, Of the -*FU*- BOMBERS-*@ fubar

A Shriveled Up Sausage Would Be Better Viewing..
Good Morning this the first full week of November 2007. I find myself torn between two somewhat goofy stories this morning. One is about King Tut’s (Tutankhamen the boy king) face that is for the first time since discovered to be revealed. I am sorry, this story has way too much hype for it’s good. NBC and other entities would like to further build the hype by bringing up the curse of King Tut and who and how they died. I so could end this with a rolled eye look and a hand gesture but I will refrain from doing so but, will give a slight comment on this whole deal. First off can’t we respect the dead? Why the fascination about a 19 year old Egyptian King that will not better our lives with his death? We can learn nothing remotely pertinent to our culture through his culture and use it to better anything. Don’t get me wrong. It’s nice to know about world events and how various cultures lived. Those things were basically taught to each one of us in grade school correct? Put him back in hi

Fear Of Crashing
as i live ...and as i breathe, i feel this life misrepresents me , i dont know where im going or what i want to do.im falling faster than before . speeding, crashing through all doors will i find begging or end will all things broken someday mend ?who has answers? what may come ?what will happen when im done .fire, water ,earth and air. i wish i could fail without a care

I Love Him So Much It Hurts
WHY CANT LOVE BE THAT SIMPLE,,,, I LOVE HIM SO MUCH AND YET THERES ALWAYS DRAMA , ONE PESTERING GIRL WHO HE USED TO BE WITH JUST WONT LEAVE US ALONE SHES CONSTANTLY TRYING TO MAKE ME THINK HE WANTS HER BACK AND IT MAKES ME PARANOID TO THE POINT WHERE I GET UPSET AND FLIP ON HIM, PEOPLE TELL ME THAT IF HE REALLY WANTS ME HE WILL BLOCK ALL COMMUNICATION WITH HER BUT I CANT TELL HIM WHAT TO DO. I LOVE HIM SO MUCH AND IM AFRAID OF LOSING HIM FOR GOODM RIGHT NOW HES NOT EVEN TALKIN TO ME BECAUS EIM MAD SHE SENT HIM STUFF ON FUBAR SO I MAY HAVE LOST HIM AGAIN ALREADY BECAUSE OF THIS DRAMA ....I JUST DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO ANYMORE

Contest
Hey all- There is a contest going on that FrogMaster is holding. He has asked people to make him a salute and I have entered. I need your help- Posted on my friend KittyKimora's page. I know I have at least one other person reading this besides my mom. Vote early, vote often. Anyone out there who is willing to help, please.... go rate my salute ON FROGMASTERS page. PLEASE rate as the contest is based on VOTES ONLY!!! Let me know that You've done this by leaving a comment or telling me in the shout box and I'll buy ya a fu-drink- thanks!!!!!! Each vote is appreciated! 48ALSO- if anyone would be interested in reposting this as a blog it would be greatly appreciated. Here is the link to his page in case ya need it. (thanks Fuzzy Jay, you rock!) http://www.fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=10026&albumid=584325&i=4117967173 Love, KittyKimora XOXOXOXOXOXOXO

Favourite Lyrics, Cont'd.
It's the Offspring's turn in this one! The Offspring- Cool to Hate I hate a lot of things I hate a lot of people that are lame, I like to hate stuff, 'Cause then I don't have to try and make a change I hate teachers, I hate school, I hate the cheerleaders, and anyone who's cool, I hate the office, I hate the quad, Don't wanna learn nothing, I want to be a slob It's cool to hate It's cool to hate I don't like nothing and i like that fine, I don't like nothing and i like that fine, Yeah, I hate everything, I even hate you too, so fuck you! I'm always thinking bad, I never have nothing good to say, I'd rather tear things down, than build them up, It's easier that way I hate the jocks, And i hate the geeks, I hate the trendies, But i also hate the freaks, yeah I hate Dr. Martens, And Muscle Tee's I'm only happy when i'm in my misery It's cool to hate, It's cool to hate, Liking something's just a waste of time, It's cool to hate, It's cool to

Down Rating Bitch (updated 11-8-07
Ya know I always try to be nice, sweet, and a generally good person... BUT THESE BITCHES ASKED FOR IT!!!!!!! Sorry for yelling. They're some of the down raters floating around Fubar and giving out 1's. Now I will give them the benefit of a doubt...maybe they don't understand that 1's are bad, may be they got hit by the short bus when trying to catch it....either way the persons must be a couple of cell short in their brains to go round doing that. This is they're links... Brie...Flover@ fubar shylock@ fubar guess where i'm pierced@ fubar I hope someone will teach them that a 10 is better than a 1. Oh and that Momma's are always right...be nice or be hurt....lol. Love ya'll. Kisses

On Second Thought
Now that im on my new medication.Not to be alarmed it's just something to make me a little happier and alot less anxiety.I think that it's time i definatly get over my ex and start to explore new and wonderful possabilitys.If shes going to be a bitch about things and not bring the kids around out of her own free will. Then i don't need her around any way.I just need to get over it. If shes going to fall in love with some strange guy on the net that she has no clue about.Taking a chance on getting herself hurt or worse....getting killed.Oh well let it happen.Nothing i can do to stop it.I feel bad for her daughter because she has that kind of mother.Yet the road to happiness means you got to let somethings go and let people learn the hard way. As for me i just need to find someone new and have a good time.Even for a short time.Because thats what life is all about a series of moments that make you happy.

My Navy Boy (is Home On Leave)
I remember the very day when I felt my boy kick inside me for the very first time RIGHT under my heart!! I didn't think when I counted his 10 little toes, I would be counting weeks until I see him again!! He needs not to do anything more to make me proud as I am already proud!! THIS is for him!! Good Luck in the Navy ... MOMMY's little GUY!! Until we meet again as we did 18 years ago!! I love you so much SON Thank you for all that you will do for our country GO SHOW HIM SOME LOVE, so when he gets back 11/30/07 he knows he is appreciated!! Sick-Diddy@ fubar

Broken Heart
no more tears , my heart is broken, all the bad words have been spoken! ive took all i can take of a broken heart ,every things gone and im fallin apart! what went wrong? did our love grow bad? there were so many feelings i thought you had? now that love is gone and im lost in the dark, all thats left is my broken heart.

Returning To Normal....
So I've had taken a break from visiting this site. Nothing major, but just needed to be done. Been working more hour for my employer. So the last thing I wanted to even do was turn on my computer at home. I'll be around more now.

3-11 Day Confirmed....
Oh hell YESSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!! It's so on, i WILL be in New Orleans on March 11th of 2008 for 3-11 day!!!! If you are a hardcore fan of 311, this is a concert/party festival you can't afford to miss. It only comes around once every 2 years!!!! So if you know anyone who's a 311 fan, tell them to get their ass to New Orleans and let's tear the CITY DOWN with UNITY, LOYALTY, ROCK, AND LOVE. Peace my fellow 311 Hivers, "D"

Your Love
Your love carries me through each and every day. It guides me through my journeys and it always lights my way. Your love sends me to places that alone I never knew. It is the reason I live and breathe and the strength in all I do. Your love is magical like nothing else can be. It surrounds me with comfort. It is all that I can see. Your love I will treasure until my last breath has gone. It is my pride and joy and the greatest gift I own.

Creamy Spinach Soup(palak Soup)
Serves: 4 Cooking time (approx.): 14 minutes Style: Indian Vegetarian 4 cups spinach leaves 2 cup(s) water 1 onion(s) chopped 1 cup(s) milk 2 tablespoon(s) plain flour (maida) 1 tablespoon(s) fresh cream 2 tablespoon(s) butter salt and pepper to season. 1. Wash the spinach leaves and discard the thick stems. Boil along with the water for 8 minutes or till the spinach is well cooked. Cool and puree in a blender. Keep aside. 2. Heat the butter in a pan. Add the chopped onions and saute on medium heat for 3 minute(s) or till the onions are transparent. Now, add the plain flour and fry briefly on low heat. 3. Add now the spinach puree, milk, salt and pepper. Simmer on low heat for 3 minute(s). Add the fresh cream just before serving.

Sob Story
i found out this morning that the company i work for is no longer able to make payroll. we haven't had a major sale for a year, and the smaller jobs we've been doing aren't enough to keep the doors open. thus, i've been laid off. this ordinarily wouldn't be that big of a deal. this kind of thing happens. it's part of life. but the fact that my wife isn't working complicates things. she is in school right now (an expensive, private college), and we've been paying her tuition out of pocket. on top of that, we have been paying most of the tuition money for her mother and brother-in-law to go through a training course for lay ministry. AND we've been spending about 700 per month on marriage counseling. oh, and my oldest son, who has ADHD and strong signs of Asperger's syndrome is on meds and sees a therapist twice a month. simply put, we have a shitload of money going out, and none coming in. i think it's time for a zantac and a beer. lol

The Mystery Continues
Pagan burial site? Too boring. UFO landing pad? Too bonkers. So what IS the secret of Silbury Hill? Terry the Druid reveals all Can there be anything more po-faced than a health and safety briefing? We are about to enter some rather iffy tunnels dug into Silbury Hill, in Wiltshire, a 4,400-year-old man-made pyramid constructed entirely from chalk. It will be wet, dark and nasty in there, so we need to take precautions. There is talk of wearing hard hats, stout footwear and highvisibility jackets. But what makes our briefing slightly less catatonic than the average health and safety lecture is the presence of Terry Dobney. He looks, well, different from the other officials. For a start, he is wearing a long white robe. And he sports facial hair of Biblical proportions. He is carrying a piece of antler, and a long wooden staff with a crystal in the top. Terry, you see, is an official site druid. But that doesn't mean he doesn't have to wear a hard hat like ever

Bossy Men
1st of all to all bossy assholes who shout at me through my shot box don't jump in there and start bossing me around ! don't start asking me if i have yahoo or msn and then prosead to tell me to give it to you! oh you will get it alright. but not what you are bargening for . i'm going to stop being nice and i'm and start telling some of you guys to go to hell and bite my ass! i hate bossy men thats way i divorced my ex he was an ass! so be nice or talk to someone else . and if you are piss who gives a shit ! don't be ass then! and if i want you to have it i'll give it to you ! i have ppl i talk to all the time and ppl on my family list some have it some don't but if i'm going to give it out it would be to one of them or someone i know well but not to some asshole who trys to order me around ! so piss off!

Armin Van Buuren Does Honor To His Title!
Armin Van Buuren, one of the best trance DJs of the moment and one of my personal favorites has recently been voted the world's best electronic and techno dj by DJ Mag (which is one of the highest honors a DJ can get). He is currently on tour in the US and last night, he was here in ATL. Since I love his style and trance so much, I expected just an awesome trance show like I've seen him do so many times before (most recently at Twilo for WMC in April). But last night's show was a total departure from his usual routine. Of course he played some classic anthems and good trance but most of the time, he actually played some harder and "nastier" house music. The club was packed and the atmosphere was truly thru the roof : it was absolute bedlam and so contagious : everyone was getting into it. So many people I spoke to, who like me are Van Buuren fans, told me how mesmerized and happily surprised they were to see how Armin was "bringing it". My friend Julia who like me shares a great passi

For All My Fufriends!
So i got a new job working from home to support my way through college. its pretty bad ass! Im basically gonna be selling healthcare savings plans... NOT INSURANCE and this really is WORTH IT! its pretty damn cheap and covers just about everything immagineable.even Over The Counter medicines and Medical supplies!!! If you want to know more just send me your email address and see if you are interested! And dont worry I wont take offense if you dont want to! i just dont wany any of my FuFriends to miss out on this great deal. Hell im signing up... its too good to pass up. Oh, basically i get "points" with my company depending on how many emails i send out.. so please just let me send you the email. if you dont like whats inside... Trash it! But at least read it first and see what its about bc the money you could be saving is GINORMOUS! lol... yea i know i cant spell. message me your emails NOW! Love you bitches!

A Lier Always Gets Caught........
FINALLY FED UP WITH BEING LIED TO AND TREATED LIKE CRAP, TELLING ME HE LOVES ME THEN SNEAKING AROUND WITH SOMEONE ELSE,MESSAGING, CAMMING U NAME IT HE NEVER REALLY CARED FOR ME.THEN HE ACTS LIKE ITS MY FAULT...TOO FUNNY ARE THERE ANY REAL HONEST TRUE MEN OUT THERE????? THIS GAME IS GETTING SO OLD

Boyfriend/girlfriend Application
1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Fave Color: 4. Are you a virgin? HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ... 1. Are we friends? 2. Do you have a crush on me? 3. Would you kiss me? 4. ...with tongue? 5. Would you enjoy it? 6. Would you ever ask me out? 7. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? 9. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? 10. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before? 11.Would you walk on the beach with me? 12. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me? 13. Do you/have you talk junk about me? 14. Do you think I'm a good person? 15. Would you let me sleep with you (in the same bed)? 17.Do you think I'm hot? 18. If you could change anything about me -would you? 19.Would you die for me? 20.Would you come over for no reason just to hang out? 21. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? 22. what do you rate me outta 1-10(10 being best)

A Cynical Willyism For The Fuckin' Day 11/9/07
I heard, ain't investigated guy that told me been on the money so far, that there is a car that will double park itself! WTF? So when your car hits a dog, or squishes your neighbors Tom Cat under a tire, who's going to be sued? Toshiba or w/e made the fuckin' computer? Or will it be the fuckin' idiot behind the remote?

What Starts With F And Ends With K ?
What Starts with F and ends with K ? A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Harry, what's your problem?" Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!" Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office. While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed. Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test. Principal: "What is 3 x 3?" Harry: "9." Principal: "What is 6 x 6?" Harry: "36." And so it went wi th every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should know. The princ

Farigan's Fantasies...a New Lounge
COME JOIN A NEW LOUNGE Fairigan's Fantasies Let Your Fantasy's Fly Click the pic below to join FAIRIGAN FANTASIES Looking for DJ's who want to have fun and other staff members...see Joy or Chel

Did I Mention
Oh and yeah, so when I reformatted apparently I ixnayed my hacked copy of photoshop *hides* hehe and Now I also need to design a spine to go with my covers (duh why didn't I make one in the first place?) and no way to do it ! shoot me please.. I need more beer *sighs*

As My Debt Grows, So My Love Does, Too
As my debt grows, so my love does, too. What you give I cannot half repay. Your love for me enflames my love for you. I can't help being moody, often blue, Irritable, anxious, sad, and yet you stay. As my debt grows, so my love does, too. I know I'm lucky to have someone who Will love me through this, day by troubled day. Your love for me enflames my love for you. Gifts like yours to me do not accrue. Still, it's hard when giving goes one way. As my debt grows, so my love does, too. Yet unlike money, love is never due. Its return is free, in just the way Your love for me enflames my love for you, A natural grace, making one of two. And so this darkness has its own bright ray: As my debt grows, so my love does, too; Your love for me enflames my love for you.

Even Though We Fight A Lot, I Love You
Even though we fight a lot, I love you. We fight, I think, because the stakes are high. I sometimes get so mad I cannot stand you, But underneath my anger I could cry. I have an uncontrolled need to control you, To be your only destiny and guide. I know it isn't fair to try to mold you, But my poor love's entangled in my pride. Ah, love! Please love me even in my fury, Which rises like a tide beneath the moon. I plead before my only judge and jury: I want to change, but know change won't come soon. Love finds it hard to let the loved one be The person who is loved so passionately.

What's Up With California?
What is going on in California? Fires, now the threat of mud slides, earthquakes in the northern area, and now this? Thoughts and prayers to all that are affected: Emergency declared in Bay Area oil spill Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger declared a state of emergency Friday for the San Francisco Bay Area as an oil spill continued to coat some of the state's most storied coastline and imperil marine wildlife. The declaration commits state money and resources for what he vowed would be an exhaustive battle to clean up the 58,000-gallon spill from the container vessel Cosco Busan. The 810-foot ship smacked the base of a San Francisco-Oakland Bay Bridge tower in dense fog Wednesday morning, breaching the vessel's hull and pouring bunker fuel into the bay. U.S. Coast Guard officials said Friday that a full investigation of the accident was underway and apologized for delays in warning Bay Area officials and the public about the escalating scale of the spill. The Coast Guard ini