Naughty Poems
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Sex is evil
Evil is sin
Sins are forgiven
So stick it in.
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Roses are red,
Violets are corny,
When i think of you
Oh baby i get horny,
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I like your style
I like your class
but most of all i like your ass
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Kissing is a habit
Fucking is a game
Guys get all the pleasure>
Girls get all the pain
The guy says i love you
You believe its true
But when your tummy starts to swell,
He says 'to hell with you'
10 minutes of pleasure
9 months in pain
3 days in hospital
A baby without a name
The baby is a bastard
The mother is a whore
This never wouldn't have happened
If the rubber wouldn't have torn
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Guys are like roses,
Watch out for the pricks.
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Sex is when a guys information
enters a girls communication
to increase the population
for a younger generation
do you get the information...
or do you need a demonstration
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Mental anxiety,
Mental breakdowns,
Menstrual cramps,
Menopause...
Did you ever notice how all women's problems begin
with MEN!?!?!?
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Eat me,
Beat me,
Bite me,
Blow me,
Suck me,
Fuck me,
Very slowly,
if you kiss me,
don't be sassy,
Use your tongue
and make it nasty!!!!
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Holy mother, full of grace
Bless my boyfriend's gorgeous face
Bless his hair that tends to curl
Keep him away from all other girls
Bless his arms that are so strong
Put his hands where they belong
Bless his dick, the one i sucked
Bless the bed, in which we fuck
And if my mom happened to walk in Bless the shit
I'd be in.
