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I Miss You
My sister My friend Why did you have to go away why did you have to meet your end? you were there for me now I am for you you were the key to everyone's happiness you were the light in everyone's life I now feel I lost my will to fight I feel like dying I wish I was lying I miss you so much and your presence and such but I know that you wouldn't want me to cry and not want to die you would want me to be happy and remember the memories of you I don't know if its something I could do so much hurt and pain that I feel as I feel the crimson rain pour down onto me over my loss my best friend my sister payed the cost

Sexual Hidden Talent
Using your mouth Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your mouth. You are incredibly sensual, a great kisser and a seductive lover. You drive all of your partners crazy with your mouth. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Where Do I Go From Here
I NEED SOME DIRECTION ON WHAT TO DO I AM SO UPSET AND FEELING SO DISORIENTATED I DO NOT KNOW WHAT TO DO ANYMORE PLEAASE HELP ME SOME OF YOU LADIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

~~tattoo Contest Updates ~~
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Breaking Of A Slave
Unbroken she stands proudly unmoving and untouchable Strong and arrogant she walks through her life Ruling all she surveys Thinking she needs nothing and no one Living her life in vain Not realizing how much is missing Not knowing that sometimes you need pain Till a true Master saw her need with one look He could see what she couldn’t She needed a strong man Slowly he wooed her Earning her trust and devotion Till she learned to relay on him Soon she was walking behind him And dressing as he asked She found it a pleasure to serve him Yet still felt some lack Till one day she didn’t obey Just refused to budge Soon she was naked and gagged Laying over his lap One swipe of that belt And her life was forever changed More Master she begged Crying to be whipped and chained Now her true life is only at home Where Master rules all Only there can her heart sore And pain bring the pleasure She has learned to crave…

Be Be Your Love
RACHAEL YAMAGATA LYRICS "Be Be Your Love" If I could take you away Pretend I was queen What would you say Would you think I'm unreal 'Cause everybody's got their way I should feel Everybody's talking how I, can't, can't be your love But I want, want, want to be your love Want to be your love, for real Everybody's talking how I, can't, can't be your love But I want, want, want to be your love Want to be your love for real Want to be your everything Everything... Everything's falling, and I am included in that Oh, how I try to be just okay Yeah, but all I ever really wanted Was a little piece of you And everybody's talking how I, can't, can't be your love But I want, want, want to be your love Want to be your love, for real Everybody's talking how I, can't, can't be your love But I want, want, want to be your love Want to be your love for real Everything will be alright If you just stay the night Please, sir, don't you walk away, don't you walk aw

What Time Of Day Are You?
You Are Sunrise You enjoy living a slow, fulfilling life. You enjoy living every moment, no matter how ordinary. You are a person of reflection and meditation. You start and end every day by looking inward. Caring and giving, you enjoy making people happy. You're often cooking for friends or buying them gifts. All in all, you know how to love life for what it is - not for how it should be. What Time Of Day Are You?

What Do Your Eyes Revel?
You scored as Eyes full of Pain. People tend to overlook you, which makes you feel less worthy of their attentions. You sometimes wish you could just disapear from the world around you. You have been hurt very badly in the past and you just wish that someone would understand you, and what their cruelty is doing to you.Eyes full of Pain100%Mysterious67%Diamond Eyes42%Passion0%What do your eyes reveal about you?(PICS!)created with QuizFarm.com

Forgiveness.
The ablity to forgive is the true means to Happiness. Its better to forgive and move on than to sit and let a problem eat away at you. Because once you realize that the problem is not worth your time, the better you will feel....

Please Ruin My Day
So last night I car gets broken into. They broke a window and stole my cd player. Big deal it's just a material possession. easy come easy go it was broken anyways. What gets me is the window.. There is snow everywhere. It's frigid and I have to find a job still. I can't fix my window because I have no money. My mom was pissed at me. Yesterday had already been a bad day. I asked her to get me food and she said "No. Go run some laps" I was joking about getting me food. She said that in front of three of my friends. Then through the events of that night with my other friends I was degraded further. I know they probably didn't realize they were doing it. Yet, how they made me feel still stands. I don't know how everything became so dramatic in my life. Maybe it's been a bad what 6 months.. It has to get better eventually right? I only have my house and car left to fully loose. And the way thing are going I might loose my house because i have no money.

Ok..it Crack On Men Day Today..:) Male Side Of The Story Da Rules
Finally, the guys' side of the story. (I must admit, it's pretty good.) We always hear "the rules" From the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! 1. Men are NOT mind readers. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfr

Surviving
I dreamed a dream the other night Of hell fire that blazed, star bright. It was the conflagration I always feared would be When truth started playing games with you and me. Who started the first fire, I cannot guess. But once it happened, on came the next. And in trying to kill the one that you made, I only fan it till it gave A larger flicker I could not control Until it seized me by the soul So I helped it along And you were too late in ending my fire with a song. So burn it all down if that's what you want. But then I understood the words that now haunt But it was to late, you burned them all up And there wasn't enough water in the cup. We burned down that world that filled us with life But I do not care 'cause it filled me with strife. It was the world we created to cover our need. A world of illusion I could no longer feed. And all that was left was dust and soot And ruins and destruction And the true nature of what was inside us all along. Frustra

Stay There...the Begining
Have you ever wanted to put yourself in the hands of a man whose sole purpose is to give you pleasure? The words flashed across Morgan O’Malley’s laptop screen. She sucked in a sharp, shocked breath. She’d met this man in an online chatroom less than three minutes ago. How could he know that? He must have guessed, had to have guessed. She hadn’t told him anything about herself, not one single thing, except her name and the fact she wanted to interview him for her cable TV show. But even through her stunned silence, he kept peeling back the layers of her secrets. Do you want a man to see inside you, all the way to your fantasies, the darkest ones you don’t even tell your friends about, and make every one of them come true? A surge of arousal coiled in her belly. Her palms began to sweat. Morgan swallowed hard. In the silent living room shadowed with the many colors of dusk, Morgan squirmed on the black leather sofa, shoving desires she didn’t dare admit to the back of

Pain
So confused and sad I really just don’t now what to do Mt parents are fighting again They started smoking and drinking Then I get hit Broken promises Empty lies I just sit in the corner and cry My best friend is thin and sharp The marks he makes upon my arms As the blood drains down my arm I feel calm Then the pain comes again and I scream for help No one hears my screams No sees my pain All those secrets that I hide Broken promises Empty lies Someone help me out of this life

Scream
I walk into a room and scream out loud And no one even turns there head I look at all the hateful faces Glancing at me as I walk by I'm unwanted, unneeded, unloved. I didn’t even deserve to have the Life I have been given. I walk into the bathroom And sit on the floor Mascara dripping like black tears Down my face I reach into my pocket To get the only thing That can relieve me of my pain And use it once more... ...But going a little farther this time Because the blood won’t stop And as I gasp my final breath I whisper to you all Will you notice me now?

Opening ((ladies))
Eyes Wide, green Searching, seeing, knowing Deep inside the inner me Opening Mouth Wet, warm Sucking, tasting, probing Deep inside the inner me Opening Hands Rough, firm Tracing, kneading, entering Deep inside the inner me Opening Woman hood Hot, slick Receiving, begging, squeezing, Deep inside the inner me Opening Manhood Engorged, hard Pushing, grinding, pleasing Deep inside the inner me Opening Love United, free Blending, fulfilling, coursing Deep inside the inner me Opening

Women Rose Petal
"Rose Petal," he desires to call me, and how appropriate, I muse, since his eyes, his hands, his lips on mine, serve as life-giving water, soil, and sun, nurturing the love we share. "Rose Petal," he sighs, lifting his mouth from my skin, for a moment. "Rose Buds," he then mumbles, after tasting my nipples, and we share tender, wry laughs. "Rose Petal," he whispers, as we lie bathed in candlelight, the scent of jasmine mingling with the musk of our lovemaking, his fingertips caressing my arm, then trailing to the small of my back while we hold each other close. "Rose Petal," he calls me, and how appropriate, I muse, as the way he adores and appreciates me through loving acts and considerate words causes me to blossom for only him.

The Sweet Taste Of Love
The sweet taste of love Still lingers in my mind A succulent tasty morsel A treasure worth its find A wet and juicy fruit That fills my mouth with joy Like candy to a baby An edible sexy toy With nectar sweet as honey A syrup of flowing silk Like a bubbly kind of lava As smooth as warm clear milk It breathes with scented oils Like a flower in the mist And blossoms when caressed By the feel of a lover's kiss A dessert at its very best When embraced with lots of love I know I'll never get enough Of this treat I'm thinking of

The Only Answer I Can Give
Why do I love you and what to hold you in my arms why am I willing to take all the pain that you give me why does the cycle always continue I truly do not know all I can do is fallow what I feel and do all that I can to keep what I seek you ask why I love you and I can not give you the answer you seek but I can tell you that it is true even though you run and fear what you could become I will love you never knowing why it is my fate to only share in others sorrows and so rarely in their pleasure This love that I feel I fear knowing it only gives you grief even after seeing your soul I still stand by you holding you in my arms as you cry knowing your tears are not for my sake I will still love you I will still hold you even knowing all that you are knowing it would be too hard for you to love only me but I stand still hoping that my dreams are wrong and the vision was blurred even though I will never know why I love you

Only Free?
The sun dulled into insignifigance orange rays fading away clouds govern the night, the youth hang out under lanterns watching time slip slowly by hiding feelings from deep inside. A can of lager passed around some cider feeds the soul. "We're happy I tell you we are!" Then why cry at night? "There's nothing wrong, leave us alone!" Then why the arguments and shouts of pain? Then why the violence drugs and shame? "We need something more, or can't you see?" "We need more than being told we're free!" They walk alone in a crowd children of our own degredation where imagination is reality. Watching neon lights of their purity where roses grow in winter and love is found in war filled with the compassion of watching an enemy burn. So much lying. Watch out people your children are dying.

Dr.pepper
Brand name Annie Rips up her stockings She's told her friends she's gonna cry Brand name Annie Reads a letter Thinks she'll get better If she tries Brand name Annie Sits on the floor Stares in the mirror Waiting for more More to this worthless piece of life More to this strange speckle of strife And Brand name Annie wears a skirt That everyone's seen before And Brand name Annie walks the streets Searching for a different store. ** These kind of poems I wrote in 1998

More On My Condition!!!!!!! ( Repost)
January is Birth Defects Prevention Month January 8 - 14th is Folic Acid Awareness Week Taking folic acid everyday helps your body to build healthy cells and can reduce the risk of Spina Bifida by up to 70%. Learn more... For Health Professionals: ABCs of Folic Acid Counseling Think you know everything about folic acid? Test yourself with this quick quiz to find out how in the know you really are. Get up to date information with our one-hour online tutorial, ABC\'s of Folic Acid, developed in cooperation with the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention. Purchase Looking for Goodwill and Benefit SBA. What is Spina Bifida? 65 million women of childbearing age are at risk of a spina bifida affected pregnancy. No two cases are ever the same. Learn more. 2006 Latex List Latex is in everything from band-aids to Koosh balls. More than 70% of people with spina bifida have latex allergies-some life threatening. This chart lists common items that contain latex and alternati

A Woman Is In Bed With Her Lover
A woman is in bed with her lover who happens to be her husband's best friend. They make love for hours, and afterwards, while they're just laying there, the phone rings. Since it is the woman's house, she picks up the receiver. Her lover looks at her and listens, only hearing her side of the conversation ... She is speaking in a cheery voice "Hello? Oh, hi. I'm so glad that you called. Really? That's wonderful. I am so happy for you. That sounds terrific. Great! Thanks. Okay. Bye." She hangs up the telephone, and her lover asks, "Who was that? Oh, she replies, that was my husband telling me all about the wonderful time he's having with you on his fishing trip.

Rimbaud
'A Season In Hell - 1' Once, if my memory serves me well, my life was a banquet where every heart revealed itself, where every wine flowed. One evening I took Beauty in my arms - and I thought her bitter - and I insulted her. I steeled myself against justice. I fled. O witches, O misery, O hate, my treasure was left in your care! I have withered within me all human hope. With the silent leap of a sullen beast, I have downed and strangled every joy. I have called for executioners; I want to perish chewing on their gun butts. I have called for plagues, to suffocate in sand and blood. Unhappiness has been my god. I have lain down in the mud, and dried myself off in the crime-infested air. I have played the fool to the point of madness. And springtime brought me the frightful laugh of an idiot. Now recently, when I found myself ready to croak! I thought to seek the key to the banquet of old, where I might find an appetite again. That key is Charity. - Thi

Bad Things Happen Sometimes.
so last night i get a call that i should come out and drink. nothin new realy...i get htese calls all the time. so anyway, my buddy's girlfriend just got a job at my local dive bar. cool. anyway they are having this great drink special and my buddy is payin my tab. whoohoo. so we are all havin fun drinkin when this bunch of guys walks in looking like a gay version of a scandanavian hairmetal band. and one of them is named rodrigo (wtf?) well rodrigo starts talkin shiht to me and i shut him down because he is a pussy and cant back himself up. one of my friends has to work in the morning so he bails early. so instead of getting a ride home with him, i end up at my buddy's house. wel recently his girlfriends mom came into town and is staying on the couch and he just happened to get a new roommate. we are all up and talkin and whatever. next thing i know my buddy and his girl are going to bed. her mom is starting to fall alsep on the couch... and the roommate... mayb

Thanksgiving
Thursday, November 23, 2006 Things to be Thankful for 2006 Current mood: loved Category: Life Thanksgiving Day is a day we reflect on all our blessing we have in our life. Here are just a few things I am forever thankful for. I am thankful that God has blessed with Two beautiful daughters that have brighten my life so much. They have both made me so very proud to be their Mom. Rachel my youngest who graduated this year and is beginning to search for her place in the world. She is a loving person with a good and kind heart. I wish for her that she finds what makes her happy and explores all the good things we have in this world. Jae my oldest and the mother of my two wonderful grandchildren Abi and Owen. She is a wonderful mother, I am so very proud how she is raising her kids to honor and respect others and to be the best they can be. Abi, my beautiful granddaughter who has such a wonderful loving and giving spirit. Who is wise beyond her years. Who loves music a

Love Made Me
Our conversation ends too soon, you grab your coat and leave the room My heart dissolves onto the floor, our world divides, we don't talk anymore And I still remember when we first met, it was on a night like this The moon was shining for you and me When I stood alone, I'd be betrayed by your kiss Love made me blind to the truth Love made me crawl, I should've stood up to you Love made me cry out your name So what's so good about love when it hurts you this way Cold lurking nights, in the days there were tears They held us captive, and chained to our fears Is this the dream you've been searching for Is this the love that I don't want anymore Love made me blind to the truth Love made me crawl, I should've stood up to you Love made me cry out your name So what's so good about love when it hurts you this way Somewhere in a scene you were holding me, we both never fade But the hope it sounds on the battleground, nothing's gonna change Love made me blind to th

Breath
I see nothing in your eyes, and the more I see the less I like. Is it over yet, in my head? I know nothing of your kind, and I won't reveal your evil mind. Is it over yet? I can't win. So sacrifice yourself, and let me have what's left. I know that I can find the fire in your eyes. I'm going all the way, get away, please. You take the breath right out of me. You left a hole where my heart should be. You got to fight just to make it through, 'cause I will be the death of you. This will be all over soon. Pour salt into the open wound. Is it over yet? Let me in. So sacrifice yourself, and let me have what's left. I know that I can find the fire in your eyes. I'm going all the way, get away, please. You take the breath right out of me. You left a hole where my heart should be. You got to fight just to make it through, 'cause I will be the death of you. I'm waiting, I'm praying, realize, start hating. You take the breath right out of me.

My Ode To A Bar Skank.....(bitter And Jaded.....the Sequel)
There is a certain kind of bitch out there, and she is a danger to dudes like me. Normally, ....I am a strong dude, because chix like her (from the past) have made me this way. Whether with my friends..... or alone,......most especially at night.........I feel like I'm going to be just fine. I dont need anyone........ I'll only rely on myself. I will never set myself up for disappointment again....... And the last bitch? ........Well clearly she missed out...........Her fucking loss......I was too good for her anyway.......But something about this girl takes that away........ Sure when she is not around (and not calling because she doesn't--unless she wants something),.......I will train myself to believe that I dont need her........ after all....."they're just bitches"....... And right then........when Im so close to being over it.........she shows up again looking all good to me........ Everyone else sees ......how she makes out with random dudes......the rockstar c

Think About It
the integration of spirit and matter. It is the process where our physical, emotional, mental, and all spiritual bodies combine to create a fully conscious being. We take on a Light body. We are really spiritual beings having a human experience. We have other aspects of ourselves who exist on other worlds, in other dimensions or realities. In essence, we are all physical Angels with a giant amnesia problem. Through ascension, we realize we are all connected; we are all One with all other life in the universe. Everything came from one Creator. Race differences, war, owning property, land rights, in fact all aspects of our current world, are really illusory. We live in a giant hologram.

Love For Our Troops
I WOULD LIKE EACH AND EVERYONE OF MY FANS FRIENDS AND FAMILY TO SHOW THEIR SUPPORT AND show ME THAT YOU CARE FOR THESE, THEY ARE BROTHERS SISTERS FAMILY FRIENDS OUT THEIR AND THEY NEED YOUR SUPPORT, SO WHAT WHO CARES??? YOU SHOULD CUZ THEY ARE GIVING THEIR LIVES FOR YOU, SO THE LEAST YOU CAN DO FOR THEM IS SHOW THEM YOU CARE

I Am Aging Way Too Fast, Or Am I????
MY PROFILE STATS SECTION --- Level: Epic Cherry (14) Member Since: Oct, 01 2006 Cherry Points: 141,736 Rating: 10.01 (896) Fans: 273 Profile Views: 9,111 Referrals: 2 sent, 9 joined Age: 48 Birthday: April, 13th Gender: Female Location: Austin, TX (UNITED STATES) Salutes: 2 salute photos! QUESTION FOR CT: Now, how did I turn 48 already, when my birthday isn't until April 13th??? ANSWER: ??????? :)

Love And Adore You
I heard the music when true love called, a song sent from heaven on silver wings. The whole world was dreaming, wisps of light streaming, as the stars spilled their magic upon you and me. The tune was more lovely than the nightingale's song, more delicate than a rose weeping, yet as powerful as the sun leaping to shed golden ribbons in herald of dawn. And I bow down before you, the one my eyes have longed to behold, my lonely heart pining, love Light shining, I swear that I shall love and adore you.

Empty Echos
You sit smugly, Like a king on his throne. Quietly listening, waiting to hear the soft whispers of my cry! Tears that once filled my eyes as truths turned to lies, long ago gone now. No longer will I give you the pleasure of hearing my pain. The sound That feeds your very existance now gone , you wait, hungy and unfulfilled, but all you will hear is The empty echoes of your past. Written By: Mary Lee

If God Were A Woman
IF GOD WERE A WOMAN 1. Sex would smell like chocolate 2. Farts would smell like roses 3. Dogs would smell spring fresh 4. Babies would come from vending machines 5. Men would be born with a permanent erection 6. All women would have the same size breasts 7. There would be no cellulite 8. Every food on the planet would be FAT FREE 9. Men would be born with an "OFF" switch 10. There would be no "Hooters" 11. A man's paycheck would be made payable to his wife 12. All menstrual cycles would be replaced with a 5-8 day vacation in Hawaii! 13. Men would inherit the menstrual cycle 14. Men would come with software to be custom designed 15. Men would come equipped with homing device for quick location by wife 16. Men would have a built in lie detector on forehead for instant verification of truth 17. Men would be intelligent enough to tell the difference between six inches and three inches 18. Sex would last longer than 30 seconds 19. Foreplay would not be a quick slap

Wandering
I'm just sitting alone, letting my thoughts wander through my head. Most people do this when they want to relax, but I cannot relax. There are still many things for me to still accomplish in one day. I wish that I could be like most people, and let my thought just wander randomly. I guess that I will never have that luxury...

Dead Sea Scrolls Texts The Book Of Giants
THE GNOSTIC SOCIETY LIBRARY 4Q203, 1Q23, 2Q26, 4Q530-532, 6Q8 Introduction and Commentary It is fair to say that the patriarch Enoch was as well known to the ancients as he is obscure to modern Bible readers. Besides giving his age (365 years), the book of Genesis says of him only that he "walked with God," and afterward "he was not, because God had taken him" (Gen. 5:24). This exalted way of life and mysterious demise made Enoch into a figure of considerable fascination, and a cycle of legends grew up around him. Many of the legends about Enoch were collected already in ancient times in several long anthologies. The most important such anthology, and the oldest, is known simply as The Book of Enoch, comprising over one hundred chapters. It still survives in its entirety (although only in the Ethiopic language) and forms an important source for the thought of Judaism in the last few centuries B.C.E. Significantly, the remnants of several almos

Dreams
i dream of his strong arms wrapped around me as we lay in bed at night, talking about our future and all the wondereful things to come. i dream of his lips pressing gently to mine as we wake to face another day each morning. i dream of the day when we watch our children grow up and move on with their lives to become husbands and wives, at our accomplishments. i dream of the day that we are truely one person, knowing excatly what the other is thinking, and how he will respond to what i have to say. i dream of the day we are sitting on the front porch, in our rocking chair and all we need to do is look over to each other and know that our love has came so far. i know right now we are traveling different paths and can only visit with each other, but i dream of the day that our paths meet and we can travel one road together. the day you realize that i am the only one for you and that i am the one you want to spend the rest of your life with....i dream of you

Servey For V Day
Valentine's Day SurveyPastHow many bfs/gfs have you had in the past?:2 Do you still keep in touch with any of them?:No Do you still love any of them?:Nope Use one word to describe your least favorite ex?:Controling What qualities did you value in your past bfs/gfs?:Fun to be around Do you regret things you have done with past bfs/gfs?:Yes CurrentAre you in a relationship?:No but i am crushing on someone How do you currently feel about love?:I wanna be loved Do you miss anyone?:Yes Do you wish you could change things?:Yes What?:Id get her here if i had money When you think about the future, is there someone there with you?:Yes FutureDo you like to think about the future or do you take things as they come?:Take em as they come Does your vision of the future match up with what you envisioned as a child:Somewhat Do you want a conventional lifestyle?:Yea What do you want most in the future?:To have someone Do you have plans for Valentines Day?:Sadly no What are they?: N/a Take this survey |

Hardest Day
today i got rudely awoken by the brightest light to man-kind, so im kinda grumpy bout it. but im bummed out cuz im still in love with my ex and weve been broken up for like 9 months, and today would of been our 3 year anniversary. i think about him alot and this break~up has been really difficult for me to let go.but all my life i had it hard. my dad left when i was little bout from 12 months til i was 13, when i had to raise my brother because my mom had to work to support all of us. then when i was 11 i was raped, and had to go thru court and therapy til i was bout 14. and when it became noticable to me i was a teenager and all i ever wanted was for my mom and dad to listen to me and trust me, i wasnt out partying, making out with boys or anything like that. went to school, made good grades and got treated like shit. so all i did was sleep, to numb all the pain i was carryin until i got tired and then ranaway and was finally happy cuz i found my other half. he completed me in wayz i

Dammit
i'm really wondering if anything else can go wrong in the begining of this year.....first i watch my friends place go up in smoke and flames now my pipe lines freeze and the main line blows........WTF ELSE IS GONNA HAPPEN....BACK IN A FEW ALL

Wanna Smile Today?
No, I am not getting naked.... Read this: Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America, Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as "HILLBILLIES." You must now refer to them as APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS. And furthermore.......... HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1 She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a "BREASTED AMERICAN." 2. She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" - She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY." 3. She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a "PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION." 4 . She does not "NAG" you - She becomes "VERBALLY REPETITIVE." 5. She is not a "TWO-BIT HOOKER" - She is a "LOW COST PROVIDER." HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1. He does not have a "BEER GUT" - He has developed a "LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY." 2. He is not a "BAD DANCER" - He is "OVERLY CAUCASIAN" 3. He does not "GET LOST ALL THE TIME" - He "INVESTIGATES ALTERNA

~ Swimsuit Contest ~
~~ Okay I'm looking for 10 women with swimsuits.~ 1st Place...... has 152 comments 2nd Place...... has 150 comments 3rd Place...... has 145 comments 4th Place...... has 5 comment 5th Place...... has 3 comments 6th Place...... 7th Place....... Could be a 1 piece or 2 piece swimsuit. On this one I will count the rates and comments both. comments + rates = Total for contest. It runs to 1/19 at 2 p.m. central time thanks ~ Maria ~

Benny Parsons, Nascar Champion In 1973, Dies At 65
Benny Parsons, a taxi driver who became a NASCAR champion in 1973, died Tuesday from lung-cancer complications, his son Keith said. He was 65. Parsons died in Charlotte, N.C., where he had been hospitalized since Dec. 26. A member of NASCAR's 50 greatest drivers and a lovable fixture at the track, Parsons won 21 races, including the 1975 Daytona 500, and 20 poles. He was the first Cup competitor to qualify for a race faster than 200 mph, going 200.176 mph at the 1982 Winston 500 at Talladega (Ala.) Superspeedway. He retired from racing in 1988 and entered broadcasting. He spent the past six years as an NBC and TNT commentator and continued to call races from the booth during his treatment. ``Benny Parsons was a true champion -- both on the race track and in life,'' NASCAR chairman Brian France said. ``Benny loved our sport and the people that make it up and those people loved him. He will be remembered as being a great ambassador for the sport.'' Parsons was diagnosed wi

Yes
.GiRlS OnLy. Awsome Test YoBasicsNAME:Anna AGE:18 HEIGHT:5'5" WEIGHT:no comment LEFT OR RIGHT HANDED:Right BEST PHYSICAL FEATURE:Eyes HAIR COLOR:Dark Blonde EYE COLOR:Blue ETHNICITY:White British SIBLINGS:1 Older Brother FEMALE OR MALE:Female SIBLINGS:Already asked that BODY TYPE:Slim FAVORITESCANDY:Chocolate M&M's FOOD:Pizza BAND:Avenged Sevenfold SONG:At the moment its Move Along - All American Rejects MOVIE:Freaky Friday COLOR:Blue CHANNEL:Ftn....CRYSTAL MAZE OMFGH!!! SPORT:Athletics BEST FRIEND:Sarah STORE:Primark FLOWER:Red Rose DESSERT:Chocolate cake or ice cream BOOK:Harry Potter MAGAZINE:Kerrang CARTOON:Simpsons FIRST THOUGHTS WHEN HEARING..DIRTY:Bastard HOT:Cold BLACK:

Best Excuse Ever
Best Excuse Ever A Wyoming senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left. "Amazing!" he thought as he flew down I-80, pushing the pedal to the metal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw the highway patrol behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring. "I can get away from him. No problem!" thought the elderly gent as he floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120 mph. Suddenly, he thought, "What on earth am I doing? I'm too old for this nonsense!", pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the Trooper to catch up. Pulling in behind him, the Trooper walked up to the driver's side of the Corvette, looked at his watch and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30

Gabby's Guide To Health & Fitness
What does your checklist look like? I started thinking about my list of areas to focus on when I'm trying to be healthy, keep stress at bay, and stay in shape. Here's my list... 1. Exercise. I find this to be the one medicine that works well with all ailments. Even when I'm tired, exercise is my cure-all. Crazy husband or kids, stress at work, my time of the month psychoticness, questioning my existence and wondering "what does it all mean?" -- exercise gives me some grounding, a release and clarity. 2. Lean, real food. Real food (not from a drive-thru window or a microwave) can influence my mood. I feel so much more energized and level when I eat living food. What does that mean? Something that hasn't been deep fried to a yummy tasting death, zapped or frozen to the point of non existent nutrients. Is it tricky? Does it take more effort? Yup! Are there times I would rather have a meal that tastes so good, arrives so quick, and hurts after the fact? Yup! But we're living be

It's Still Tuesday?
Crap I have to wake up and deal with myself again. Oh well on the plus side I pushed my sleep schedule back a few hours maybe by this time next week I'll have it "normal". Checked my messages, guess someone is looking at me to be a "casting operator" ... the hell is that and who's innovia films? ... is this the part of my story where I work my way up the porn ladder into supreme director overlord? Because that would probably rule and finally break my addiction. But now that I've finished windwaker... the real question is- do I finish Metroid prime tonight and starve half to death because I'm still out of food? Wait... Mcdoonalds is open 24 hours and I have a paltry sum of cash! YES! I'm not going to die! Oh, and my roommate got me more paper. Good thing too, I think I've actually been in a bit of a decline lately, plenty of time but too much lazy to draw anything that good. Here's hoping that changes.

The Road To Recovery
I have finally decided the start the long road of recovery from my eating disorder. I decided that writing about the recovery process would help me in the long run. I know in my pictures I don't look like I have an eating disorder, but you don't have to be skin and bones to finally have someone realize that something is wrong. I have been fighting this silent monster for about 5 years now. I starve myself, sometimes I would not eat for days or maybe have a light snack to have some strength. I used to drink hot chocolate nonstop at work to replace the food I was not eating. And at the time I worked with my dad, who says there is nothing wrong with me. He doesn't know what is going on in my head. He doesn't hear the voices that go off in my head that are saying if I gain weight that I am going to look pregnant and my mom is going to start yelling at me. I am afraid to gain weight. I have gone for weekends not eating. My boyfriend is helping me telling me I have to eat even tho

Moments In Life
MOMENTS IN LIFE There are moments in life when you miss someone so much that you just want to pick them from your dreams and hug them for real! When the door of happiness closes, another opens; but often times we look so long at the closed door that we don't see the one, which has been opened for us. Don't go for looks; they can deceive. Don't go for wealth; even that fades away. Go for someone who makes you smile, because it takes only a smile to make a dark day seem bright. Find the one that makes your heart smile. Dream what you want to dream; go where you want to go; be what you want to be, because you have only one life and one chance to do all the things you want to do. May you have enough happiness to make you sweet, enough trials to make you strong, enough sorrow to keep you human and enough hope to make you happy. The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything; they just make the most of everything that comes along the

Ok So Like
I am new to this and hardly know nothing about it but i am a fast learner so it should take much...I am a fun outgoing person who loves to have alot of friends online...I get bored often although I dont have a boring life....Its just the town I live in sucks major butt and theres nothing to do....

Hump Day...who Acutally Started That...?
Good Morning and welcome to Hump day. Ok various translations from soup to nuts (after dinner snack)…on this day. Wednesday in more perspective is middle of the work week, but really when are you over the hump? Depending on what really would conceive your actual work day hours. So getting up in the morning on a hump day means you still have the day to surpass before you are totally over the hump. Oh well this is a job for the people who make up these little chronological idiosyncrasies (hell yes I used spell check!) and you may ask who they are… ok I am waiting… Oh heck I will tell you anyway without you sending an email into limbo land. The guys attributed to such days, events and other odysseys are those you find in any little hick town crowded around a checker table, playing cards, drinking coffee and just giving their two cents on what is and what is not. It could be old men and it could be old women and it might be both…but not too many times do the two mix when talking time, hist

Contest Is Now Open Good Luck !!
ONE OF THESE FUCKS IS GUNNA FUCK YOU !!! WONDER WHICH ONE? COMMENT BOMBERS COMENSE THS CONTEST IS OPEN....GET YOUR VOTES IN NOW!! GOOD LUCK TO ALL MY CONTESTANTS RAZORBLAD3_KIZZ jac1979 !**H8 ~me**! Canadian Hottie --?LO?D?L?§tãt? THE ORGINAL TAZZ"AKA WYITETIGER" tHe dUke nccomicfan MGarcia06 'Jason' xXxW1ck3DxXx CONTEST HOSTED BY £ÃÐ¥ ØF KÃØ§(RATE ME FAN ME I WILL DO IT BACK )@ CherryTAP

Funny Stories
Teen age sex: The mother of a 17-year-old girl was concerned that her daughter was having sex. Worried the girl might become pregnant and adversely impact the family's status, she consulted the family doctor. The doctor told her that teenagers today were very willful and any attempt to stop the girl would probably result in rebellion. He then told her to arrange for her daughter to be put on birth control and until then, talk to her and give her a box of condoms. Later that evening, as her daughter was preparing for a date, the woman told her about the situation and handed her a box of condoms. The girl burst out laughing and reached over to hug her mother saying: " Oh Mom! You don't have to worry about that! I'm dating Susan!" __________________ Church: A man went to church one day and afterward he stopped to shake the preacher's hand. He said , "Preacher , I'll tell you, that was a damned fine sermon. Damned good!" The preacher said, "Thank you sir, but I'd

Isolation
THE BATTERER WILL ATTEMPT TO DIMINISH AND DESTROY THE WOMAN'S SUPPORT SYSTEM. IF SHE HAS MADE ANY MALE FRIENDS, SHE IS ACCUSED OF BEING A "WHORE". IF SHE HAS ANY FEMALE FRIENDS SHE IS ACCUSED OF BEING A "LESBIAN". IF SHE IS CLOSE TO HER FAMILY, SHE IS ACCUSED OF BEING "TIED TO THE APRON STRINGS". HE WILL ACCUSE PEOPLE WHO ARE CLOSE TO HER OF "CAUSING TROUBLE". HE MAY WANT TO ISOLATE HER GEOGRAPHICALLY BY MOVING FAR INTO THE COUNTRY AND NOT HAVING A TELEPHONE. HE MAY NOT LET HER USE THE CAR OR MAY TRY TO KEEP HER FROM WORKING OR ATTENTING SCHOOOL.

Rfid Tags Good Or Bad What Do You Think
OK I WAS LOOKING THROUGH SOME OF MY FRIENDS BLOGS ON ANOTHER SITE AND THEY HAD A BLOG ABOUT THIS SUBJECT WELL IF BEEN DOING ALOT OF READING ON THIS FOR A FEW YEARS NOW SINCE THEY ANOUNCED THAT THEY WERE GOING TO IMPLANT THEM IN PEOPLE TO TRACK WHO WHAT WHEN AND WHERE THEY WERE AT ANY POINT AROUND THE WORLD, IF YOU HAVE AN OPPINION ON THIS SPEAK UP AND LET YOUR VOICE BE HEARED. FOR MY PART I THINK SOMETHINGS ABOUT THE RFID'S ARE GOOD AND SOMETHINGS ABOUT THEM ARE BAD ITS KINDA LIKE THE MARK OF THE BEAST FROM THE BIBLE KINDA THING FOR ME BUT I LIKE THE IDEA OF MARKING KNOW CRIMINLES SO THAT THEY CAN BETRACKED AND TO KEEP THEM FROM DOING MORE CRIMES YOU KNOW? OH WELL THATS MY 2 CENTS ON IT LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU THINK.

You Are A Keeper!
(As reposted here from what what was posted on the bulletins...) One day someone special will be gone. And on that clear, cold morning, In the warmth of your bedroom, You might be struck with the pain of learning That sometimes there isn't any more. No more hugs, No more lucky moments to celebrate together, No more phone calls just to chat, No more "just one minute." Sometimes, what we care about the most goes away, Never to return before we can say good-bye, Say "I Love You." So while we have it... it's best we love it . And care for it and fix it when it's broken. And take good care of it when it's sick. This is true for marriage... and friendships... And children with bad report cards; And dogs with bad hips; And aging parents and grandparents. We keep them because they are worth it, Because we cherish them! Some things we keep -- Like a best friend who moved away Or a classmate we grew up with. There are just some t

End Of Day 1
Today was the first step on my road to recovery. I admit it was hard. I almost skipped lunch but forced myself to find something to eat. But you know what it felt rewarding. I ate all 3 meals today and remembered to take all of my vitamins. Work today was hard. A coworker had made a comment and of course the ED in me came out. She had mention that I was so skinny and had asked how did I do it. I told her self-starvation and that today was my first day on the road to recovery. Then I told her and another of my coworkers about my ED. They were like you are eating your crispani all by yourself all of it. For those who don't know a crispani is a pizza at Panera Bread. I did. They were proud of me and told me to keep them updated on my recovery. For the end of day 1 I am proud of myself. I ate 3 meals, granted I did not have any additional snacks, and I took all vitamins. Tomorrow I am nervous for my first consulation with my doctor. I'll let you all know what happens.

Gah.. Fuckers
Im really fucking annoyed.. Jc got in a fight Friday and now is in the hole. that means now instead of getting out in Sept. he has to do his Max. time which is november.. That fucking sucks. If he would have just listened to me in the first place none of this shit would have happened and he would be here with me instead of in a fucked up nasty ass backwardz place... But NO guys always have to be hardheaded and stupid..THEY SUCK! Yeah I finally agreeing with Elestria on that one... I miss JC :(

Tonight We Mourn......
TONIGHT WE MOURN THE VICTIMS... OF A PARTNER WHO WAS VIOLENT OF A PARTNER WHO TAUGHT VIOLENCE OF A NATION THAT BREEDS VIOLENCE TONIGHT WE MOURN... THE BODIES THAT WERE BATTERED THE SPIRITS THAT WERE SHATTERED AND THE WOUNDS THAT NEVER HEAL TONIGHT WE MOURN... THE WOMAN WHO LIVE IN SHAME THE FAMILIES WHO LIVE IN FEAR AND THE NATION STRUGGLING TO ADMIT OUR REALITY TONIGHT WE MOURN THE VICTIMS... EVERYONE OF THEM EVERYONE OF US AND VOW TO WORK FOR A CHANGE

Drama Free Zone Here
Hey everyone, Good Morning! I just have a few things to "spout off" about this morning..When I registered on this site, it was for one purpose only, to find a good man! Well fortunately for me, I have met A LOT of GREAT ones..But none that are in my immediate area. Surprisingly, I did happen to start dating someone recently in my area, who I happened to find when not really looking for him.. If you have ever read anything I have ever put out there, it always involves, fate, meant to be, and that people come in and out of our lives for a reason...With that being said, please don't send me hate mail, nasty messages or ungrateful comments, because Im over it! I will delete you in a minute! I updated my profile a few days ago with the fact that I am in a relationship, and have received surprising amounts of negativity..I dont do negative people, I choose to surround myself with emotionally stable, positive, and mature people, so please if thats how you would like to play, pl

Hi Neighbor!
this is getting increasingly more difficult for me to swollow and i've only injested a sliver of the recommended dosage i believe the medicine to be more sickening than the sickness itself. i've rambled here with no resolve i've pondered the situAtion through different eyes the view get distorted but always everytime focus does it's thing and makes it all clear again, in the clearity the filth is exposed. i'm afraid to make the change because of the fear of failure i've not failed because i won't try so i guess i'm a failure for that. i will indulge in self destructive vices and push everyone away,especially those that insist that there are better things for me i rebuke them and curse them for that confidence in me that i lack i believe that i can leap to the moon i just don't see the point who will i share the view with i can go these places in life but i have to leave all the people behind to do so, i must. over and over fro

Doggie Contest Updates
~~ Okay Time For Animals ~ I'm having a DOG Contest " The Best Dog On CT " send me your dog pics to my inbox and i will add him or her 1st Doggie...... 2nd Doggie...... 3rd Doggie...... 4th Doggie...... I will do the ...... comments + rates = total for the contest Contest will open on 1/22 thur 1/29 So get your pics ready Big Pimping Prizes awaits Thank You ~ Maria ~

Pagans And Sexuality
Pagans and Sexuality Most pagans celebrate sexuality. It is a natural part of the life cycle and the joy that it brings, pleasure, bonding, children, is a blessing from the powers that be. Sex is not dirty. Sex should not be hidden away like a dirty secret. Many pagans view sex as a form of worship, and there is no doubt it is a very spiritual event filled with wonderful amounts of energy. Some even use sexual energy to work magick. There is also a type of sexual energy work called Tantra that can help bring lovers closer together and help them find an even greater closeness. Pagans are generally accepting of homosexuality, bisexuality, transexuals, transgenders, etc... There are even some groups that practice polyamoury which is multiple close sexual partners, like boyfriend and girlfriend, but with an extra one or two of either thrown in. By no means does that mean that all pagans are homosexual or bisexual or have multiple partners or that you must do so to be pagan, just tha

Is This Another Of The Same Song - New Verse Attack On Bloggers????
As originally posted as a bulletin by Sex Kitten@ CherryTAP tonight (January 18, 2007): Bloggers Who Criticize Government May Face Prison Bloggers Who Criticize Government May Face Prison Bill would allow rounding up and imprisoning of non-registered political writers Steve Watson Infowars.net Thursday, January 18, 2007 You'd be forgiven for thinking that it was some new restriction on free speech in Communist China. But it isn't. The U.S. Government wants to force bloggers and online grassroots activists to register and regularly report their activities to Congress in the latest astounding attack on the internet and the First Amendment. Richard A. Viguerie, Chairman of GrassrootsFreedom.com, a website dedicated to fighting efforts to silence grassroots movements, states: "Section 220 of S. 1, the lobbying reform bill currently before the Senate, would require grassroots causes, even bloggers, who communicate to 500 or more members of the public o

Overcoming Fear Of Women
Overcoming Fear Of Women >NOTE: One of the most powerful ways to build a strong "Inner Game" confidence is to actually go inside and turn yourself into a MATURE man. I know it sounds a little crazy, but if you're ever going to have the kind of success that you really want with women (and in life), then you are going to have to do it. If this makes sense to you, then read THIS: http://www.DoubleYourDatingProgram.com/e/17842/OnBeingAMan/ ***DATING QUESTION FROM A READER*** Hi Obi'Wan De'Angelo, I was one of, I'm guessing, the heaps of other guys that have trouble with the ladies that are giant procrastinators. This was a major problem of mine, I'd think about what to do and what to say, only to find that I missed my opportunity in doing so. Then a few weeks after reading "Double Your Dating" I thought bugger this what am I scared of a little girl who is smaller than me not being interested. What a way to live life. Worried so much about what somebody

What Kind Of Intelligence Do You Have?..imagine That,,lol..
Your Dominant Intelligence is Musical Intelligence Every part of your life has a beat, and you're often tapping your fingers or toes. You enjoy sounds of all types, but you also find sound can distract you at the wrong time. You are probably a gifted musician of some sort - even if you haven't realized it. Also a music lover, you tend to appreciate artists of all kinds. You would make a great musician, disc jockey, singer, or composer. What Kind of Intelligence Do You Have?

A Dream So Real
When you're in love with someone The flow of that voice commands you Focuses your mind. On them, you've felt a uniting thread. Their presence always with you. Feelings of bliss that will never end when you think of them. Every waking hour you've felt love. And now you can visualize it - the infinite. Outside of time. So much love inside It's being caught in a storm So powerful, So comfortable you don't mind being right there getting wet in rain. When it moves through you, you can feel it, It probes and glides across your flesh. Like waves in the sea coming upon the shore. Even the tip of it, the experience. Makes you feel warm when it touches you. You know what it feels like. Becoming so excited with every touch. BY ME you'll find. . . my forever girl. A dream so real.

If I Havent Fanned Or Rated U Please Let Me Know Private Message
IF YOU HAVE COME BY MY PROFILE AND RATED OR FANNED ME AND I HAVENT DONE IT BACK PLEASE LET ME KNOW WITH A PRIVATE MESSAGE.. I HAVE HAD A CONTEST GOING ON AND THE BOMB AND ALERTS ARE SO FAST I MAY HAVE MISSED A FEW OF YOU.. LET ME KNOW AND I WILL GTE IT BACK TO YOU TY SMOOCHES MUCH LOVE LADY KAOS

My Contest
Here's how this shit is gonna work. I need 10 guys I need 10 girls. They must present a photo of their own tattoo, by sending me a link to either here or my inbox. I have 1 guy and 1 girl so far I do believe. As I get more, I will update this blog. There will be two winners, a girl and a guy. There will be 1 second place over all, and one 3rd place over all. I do not know the start date because I need 10 guys and 10 girls. Once I have 10 of both I will announce the start of the contest.Feel free to comment bomb yourself, and feel free to get others to help you. If there's a tie then we'll go to ratings only.

Another Blog
Okay well I've been posting alot more then usual but writting helps me get the stress out of my body as i have no other way that i can without getting myself in a serious amount of trouble and i dont really want to do that. I've been sitting here thinking about this dream i had about my friend. About how him and i talked and i cant help but pray that i really did talk to him. It was kinda weird but it was good at the same time, We stood there on a golf course and talked and he asked me why i was being like i was, why was i letting everything get me down why was i letting insignifisent people bring me down when i was better then that. All i could say to him is that i couldnt believe he was gone after all we had gone threw as we had gone threw a previous tour together and survived it. he told me hey it happens we knew the risks getting involved with the service in the first place. And i just looked at him and i couldnt get the words out of my mouth i just felt like i wanted t

Bufflao And Braincells
One night at Cheers, Cliff Clavin explained the "Buffalo Theory" to his buddy Norm: "Well ya see, Norm, it's like this. A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine! That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers

Breathless
This is a bit of 'poetry' I wrote up the other day. I wonder what would happen if I woke up breathless Torn into pieces and riddled with infection Nowhere to turn in a world full of excuses Relentless expression put to impractical uses Constantly blinking while nothing changes The used people handing out thousands of chances Never moving, waiting for some changes Watching the minute hand, as you know your life passes Safe in the knowledge that there's nothing you can do Safe in the knowledge that you'll always be you But what if I told you when I wake I feel breathless Sitting silent, while you watch and take guesses The colour draining, waning like the moon What if I told you, I'll get my breath back soon. Would you believe, would you stand and leave? Safe in the knowledge you'd just been released? Safe in the knowledge of what you've chosen to believe. But what if I told you you'd just been deceived? Numbness injects a cool

Some Stuff ;)
A Naughty Adult Survey - Be honest. If you aren't honest then what is the point? Fill it out and re-post as a bulletin. Have fun. 1) Ever been to a strip club ? Yes 2) Ever been to a bar? Yes 3) Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club? lol there was one time i was at a bar and the owner kicked EVERYONE out, does that count? 4) Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere? lol no 5) Kissed someone of the same sex? nope 6) Thrown up from drinking too much? HAHA Yup 7) Had sex in a car? hehe yes 8) Had sex at the beach? nope 10) Had sex in a bathroom? yes 11) Had sex at work? Nope 12) Have you ever been in an "adult" store? Yes lol 13) Bought something from an adult store? yup 14) Have you spent over $100.00 in one visit to the adult store? no, but ive bought over $100 worth of stuff from a toy party, same thing 16) Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with? heck yes 17) Have you been caught

Plz Help My Baby Out!
~ King is in a contest and i need ur help ~ King is in a contest and i plan to win this one here! plz stop by and drop comments contest runs to the 26th so i got some time but right now he's in the lead let's keep him there! thanks maria click on the pic to conment bomb!

As Randim Aspapa Smurf Playing Pictionary With Steven Hawkins
Im green with envy and blue over you not really Truth is i'm as eager as beaver but im not a fan of chewing wood i prefer to chew the fat. *bop *bop *bop It still doesn't work to bash my head in the attempts to rattle the old bear from hyper hibernation, failed. what season is this, it tastes delicious on this fish but i would prefer it on a big apple. Yeah, i started from u but there are alot more letters before yours I can't sort the mail i don't have the patients nor am i cerifed to operate but i can subscribe something for what ails. EAT IT ALL AND SAVE NOTHING FOR ANYONE ELSE Apologize to the hungry while you naw on their bones Don't paint the house to cover the blood on the walls move to an apartment and get a lap dog named spirit Be a little silly, it makes old and boring people envy you I will always want to play the game i desire most of the times is LIFE until i get a bad roll. if insanity i

Used Rarely.
1. Name one person who made you smile today. JOE, THE ELECTRICIAN BOUGHT ME A PACK OF SMOKES. SWEET SWEET SMOKES.... 2. What were you doing at 8:00 this morning? CUTTING WIRES. 3. What were you doing 30 minutes ago? WATCHIGN THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW, AND EATING COCONUT CREAM PIE. 4. What is something that happened to you in 1994? BROKE MY LEFT ARM. 5. What is the last thing you said aloud? YOU CAN SEE COLUMBIAS NIPPLES!! 6. How many different things did you drink today? JUST DIET 7 UP, VAULT, AND WATER. 7. What color is your hairbrush? DON'T HAVE ONE. 8. what was the last thing you bought?? EVERCLEAR. 9. What was the last gift you received for your birthday? A PACK OF SMOKES SO FAR, YAAAAY!! 11. Where do you keep your change? MY POCKETS. 12. What was the weather like today COLD AND BRIGHT, LOVE IT!! 13. What is the best ice cream flavor? ORANGE SORBET. 14. What is something you are excited about? DRINKING, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD I WAN

Something I Can't Do.
Dear Lowly Applicant: We thought it was cute that you applied for our position, but we require a master's in phone answering and four years experience in filing papers to hire. If we need someone to mop the floors, we will give you a call. Hold your breath, Every office you have applied to so far Pfft.

Creamy Shrimp Dip
This shrimp dip is made with sour cream and cream cheese, Ranch Dressing mix, and other seasonings. INGREDIENTS: * 2 small packages (3 ounces each) cream cheese, softened * 1 cup sour cream * 1 tablespoon chopped green onion * few drops hot sauce * 1/2 teaspoon paprika * 1 envelope Ranch Dressing mix (.4 ounce) * salt and freshly ground black pepper, to taste, optional * 6 to 8 ounces small shrimp, drained and chopped PREPARATION: Beat cream cheese with sour cream until well blended. Blend in the green onion, hot sauce, paprika, dressing mix. Stir in shrimp. Taste and adjust seasonings with salt and pepper, if desired. Chill until serving time.

It’s Time To Tell The Truth About Smurfs
It's time to tell the truth about Smurfs. You see, Smurfs are a lot like other folks; they have dreams and ambitions, deep, thoughtful conversations with each other, and good and bad times. "But," people ask, "do Smurfs have... you know... sex?" The answer is an emphatic and resounding yes! And why shouldn't they? They're people, too. What most people don't know is why Smurfs are blue. Well, the reason is because Smurfs only have sex once a year. Face it: if you had sex only once a year, you'd be blue, too. Once a year, in the Smurf village, flags and banners fly happily in the breeze, proclaiming that the day of the annual Smuckfest has arrived. Birds sing and the Sun comes out to watch, despite the weather-Smurf's direst predictions. I guess good ol' Mr. Sun is a voyeur. In the middle of town, Papa Smurf gives a brief speech explaining the origin of the Smuckfest; how Dr. C. Everett Koop came to the village and warned all the Smurfs about AIDS. Papa Smurf knew that no one ma

Drifted Thoughts
I have brought myself here Destined not for misery I found that hiding in fear With a bleak future of history Realizing all that I have become Losing those I Love Happiness when I belong Life feels like O.J.'s glove Mine I have don't fit When it seems warm and snug Everything actually turns to shit Wanting to be Loved and Hugged I wander life like a Lost Soul Drifting from person to person Needing an ease of Heart, ya know Lessons that I knew first-on Remembering actions taken upon me Ones that I carelessly done Made these eyes of Blue see Everyone has pain yet to be shown

Fed Up!
ALL I WANT IS FOR ONE GUY TO PROVE THEY'RE NOT ALL THE SAME. HOW FUCKIN HARD IS THAT! SPARE ME THE FUCKIN BULLSHIT, LIES AND GAMES, I'M NOT A FUCKIN PLAY TOY. I HAVE FEELINGS. I HAVE A HEART. I'M TIRED OF THE FUCKING GAMES. I'M TIRED OF BEIN USED AND ABUSED. BE A FUCKIN MAN NOT A BOY PROVE TO ME THAT YOU FUCKIN WANT ME AND NOT JUST TO FUCK ME AND OR PLAY CHILDISH LITTLE GAMES WITH ME. IF YOU CAN'T DO THAT THEN DON'T WASTE MY FUCKIN TIME. I'LL BE DAMNED IF I LET ANOTHER MAN OR SHOULD I SAY A BOY WHO WANTS TO BE OR THINKS HE'S A MAN BREAK MY HEART. YOU WANNA BE AN ASSHOLE I CAN BE A BITCH! I DON'T NEED YOUR FAKE ASS! IT'S UR FUCKIN LOSS NOT MINE. YOU WANT TO BULLSHIT ME YOU CAN KISS MY SOUTHERN ASS DARLIN! OR CAN AT LEAST DREAM ABOUT IT. CAUSE YOU WANT TO BE AN ASSHOLE YOU'LL NEVER GET CLOSE ENOUGH TO KISS MY ASS! IF YOU CAN'T ACCEPT WHO I AM OR MOST IMPORTANTLY MY BOYS THEN YOU DON'T NEED ME AND KEEP ON A STEPPIN. IF YOU NEED ME TO SPELL IT OUT FOR YA ANYMORE THAN THAT. THEN OBVIOUSL

Submerged In Tears
my heart grows weary thinking of you and making a theory my heart, being weary so has my life, it's so dreary for my heart's own desire it wants nothing more just security, sincerity,sanctuary i admire the way it used to be having you there, here with me i had you to myself before the world came and took you leaving me in agony missing you has now become a hobby it's whati do best it's part of my life even in rest, i am submerged in tears.

Omg Ok !!!!
LOOK I TRIED DIS I'VE TRIED DAT I'VE TRIED GETTIN HIS ATTENTION I'VE TRIED CALLIN BACK I DONT KNO WAT IT IS I DONT KNO Y BUT AS OF RIGHT NOW FUCK LIFE FUCK EVERYTING NOTHIN MATTERS ALL I KNO IS DAT LIFE IS FULL OF LIES PEOPLE LIE ABOUT DIS PEOPLE LIE ABOUT DAT SO WATS DA POINT OF LISTENIN WEN UR REALLY NO PAYIN ATTENTION WELL ALL I KNO IS I THINK I LOVE HIM I THINK DIS IS ALL HAPPEIN OVA AGAIN I SHULD OF NEVA GOTTEN INTO AN DEEP CONVERSATION WIT HIM... (TO BE CONTINUED)

Scrotum Self-repair
One morning I was called to the emergency room by the head ER nurse. She directed me to a patient who had refused to describe his problem other then to say that he "needed a doctor who took care of men's troubles." The patient, about 40, was pale, febrile, and obviously uncomfortable, and had little to say as he gingerly opened his trousers to expose a bit of angry red and black-and-blue scrotal skin. After I asked the nurse to leave us, the patient permitted me to remove his trousers, shorts, and two or three yards of foul-smelling, stained gauze wrapped about his scrotum, which was swollen to twice the size of a grapefruit and extremely tender. A jagged zig-zag laceration, oozing pus and blood, extended down the left scrotum. Amid the matted hair, edematous skin, and various exudates, I saw some half-buried dark linear objects and asked the patient what they were. Several days earlier, he replied, he had injured himself in the machine shop where he worked, and had closed the la

Lost Within
The cold Autumn falls with the rising of the first new moon And we, unknowledgeable, pull our skins back on Covering our naked souls from the purity of light Misery holds the key Rain falling like so many poisoned barbs And we lifted our broken faces to it Praying that we could, somehow, find salvation through pain Pain grafted to soul Rivers wind through the jungle But we do not dare to follow them For what lies beyond the refuge of our collected screams? I am we, We are one, And I am broken Lost Out of sync A slave to a psychadelic bond Of mind and disillusionment

Shitten Bullet's
A women was pregnant with triplets. One day she goes into this bank as it was being held up. She gets shot 3 times in her stomach, but luckily she lives. She goes to the doctor who tells her her children will be all right, one day the bullets will come out. So 13 years later, one triplet, a girl, runs out of the bathroom and says "MOM, MOM, I WAS GOING TO THE BATHROOM AND A BULLET CAME OUT!" So the mother tells her the story. The next day the second daughter comes out and says the same thing, "MOM, I WAS GOING TO THE BATHOOM AND A BULLET CAME OUT!" On the third day the son comes out and says "MOM, MOM!" she goes "Let me guess, you were going to the bathroom and a bullet came out?" he replies "No, I was jerking off and I shot the dog!"

Truth
Before I write this I should say this. I am writing this as I was just watching a Truth commercial and this came to mind at the time it was played. You may like this or you may not. Now that I think about it I get really sick of those stupid Truth commercials. I have been watching these commercials for years but I dont understand what gives on theses. I understand that, yes there are chemicals in tobacca but what hasnt already been altered by man. You see they are going after a product, that quite honestly will take time to take effect. Think about it! How many packets of cigarettes, or how long of smoking must you do to get lung cancer? It must take a long time to do this. Now how long does it take for you to get alcohol poisoning? This could only take 1 night. How many drinking commercials do you see to promote non drinking. What once every few months? And what does it cover, dont drink and drive. Gee havent I already heard this before. Of course we have. This is the only thin

Cute Baby
An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the responsibility to marry the perfect woman so they could produce beautiful children beyond compare. With that as his mission he began to search for the perfect woman. Shortly there after he met a Redneck who had three stunning, gorgeous daughters that positively took his breath away. So he explained his mission to the Redneck and asked for permission to marry one of them. The Redneck simply replied, "They're lookin' to get married, so you came to the right place. Look 'em over and pick the one you want." The man dated the first daughter. The next day the Redneck asked for the man's opinion. "Well," said the man, "she's just a weeeeee bit, not that you can hardly notice...pigeon-toed." The Redneck nodded and suggested the man date one of the other girls; so the man went out with the second daughter. The next day, the Redneck again asked how things went. "Well,"the man replied, "she's just a weeeee bit, not

New Job...
Well today is the day that i start my new job. Yesssssssssssss i'm very fucking excited. I'm just excited that i can get out of this house that i'm living in for a while, cause it feels like i'm becoming a fucking hermit. I do enjoy being on the computer, but I do NOT want the computer to run my entire fucking life!!!!! I need to get out there and start making some fucking money, so I can enjoy life, enjoy friends, and get rid of all the stress that's in my life. I know I got the most boring blogs in the life of Cherrytap lmfao. I'm just excited that i can write to all my peeps on cherrytap, to announce that I got me a job, and i'm officially.... NOT A BUM ANYMORE hehehehe "yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss" does his fist pump in the air. Kisses and hugss to all my friends Derek (aka the evil ONE)

What's My Sin?
Another badass quiz from eSPIN-the-Bottle... What's Your Sin? MY RESULT:Anger You might have an anger management problem. (Please don’t hit us.) A lot of people see anger as a good thing, and they’re partially be right. After all, if it weren’t for anger, we probably wouldn’t have death metal or professional wrestling. But too much anger can be a bad thing (especially if you’re not a big fan of fatal injuries), so try to rein it in sometimes. Try to let it out in other forms, like haikus and watercolors. Take This Quiz!

False Thrones (a Better Life)
From what right does the righteous claim fame to thrones never owned by a man, a man's clan, stands as but a fictional bull in stampede of a race, where the pace is never set but always changing. For it is the sign of the time, where a fast world is slow in thought, where our self love is pursued but our minds rots. The bitter sweet symphony is played by a fool's procession, and it's no confession, but an obsession into transgressions. The lessons are never taught but the result is still unchanging, maniacal and stubborn its ever hanging like the gallows beckon poor souls to snapped judgments when innocent murdered men speak with blaspheme tongues cursing all until the last breath of his lung, devoured forthright chambered into hell as the scale for each demon is formed from the sins of man, yet we stand gracious and turn blind eyes to the demise of right and wrong, where we long for our success, but forget those who class less. The test of a man is not in his wantings, it's not in

The Offer That I Should Or Should Not Refuse
for alot of you that dont know and for some of you that do know i am an ex bassis/back ground volcals for a big hit local band called "let it bleed" i got kicked it out of the band cause of members getting jealous for all the attention i was getting and not them (not my fault i am a cool sexy bitch)... then when i got the offer to be in a music video called "let the fire fall" in new york for the band called virginia creeper... and thats when i started losing alot of friends cause of that offer well the point of this blog is that earlyer this morning i got a call from ret arc the singer for "let it bleed" asking me to come back and join the band again i basically told him to go fuck himself and then he told me to think about it and to call him when i made my decision now i am confused on what i should do... cause i got kicked out for the attention i was getting which i still get alot to this day... i am just concerned if they are going to pull the same shit again so sho

Misunderstanding
REGARDING THOSE INTERNET SEARCHES YOU FOUND AND THEN CONFRONTED ME ABOUT IN A HOSTILE WAY? WE'LL BE LAUGHING ABOUT THE HUGE MISUNDERSTANDING IN THIS WEEK'S COUNSELING SESSION. - - - - anal creampies Can't a person be particular about his desserts? I'm damn near OCD when it comes to blind-baking my crusts to the perfect golden brown. I was simply seeing if there were any like-minded precision-driven pastry fanatics out there. teen sex While it's true we don't have children yet, we're going to someday. And they're going to grow up—faster than you can imagine—and have lots of questions. I don't know about you, but I'd like to have some answers. hot facials I know how much you enjoy the occasional spa treatment, so I wanted to surprise you with one. Guess that's ruined now. pearl necklace It was going to be on your pillow when you got back from the facial. Also ruined. dripping wet pussies I'm sorry, but we don't own any books called What to Do

College Girl
so yeah i started college not to long ago. its kind of scary but then again kind of easy. i feel like a loner though.but yeah.. work sucked this weekend.. some lady cussed at me.. grr.. if i wasnt on my job.. omg i would of so beat her ass.. well anyways ... talk to you later..

Ive Decided To Let You Go
I've Decided to let you go .. Holding onto to thoughts of you will truly make me go mad I know you're not telling me the truth with your sweet words and promises of tomorrows Letting you go is all I can do to keep you in my heart . Admitting to myself You never were mine .. you belonged to many .. to which I cant compete I've decided to let you go , words from a friend showed me the untruths , the things I felt inside I've decided to let you go , without telling you ,without argument , without worry The rest is up to you ... I've decided to let you go

Bluh
bluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh I've got NOTHING today. I have nothing I want to write, draw, or play. Gyah this sucks. I just wanna talk to my bitches and I want inspiration/talent to rain down on me but I don't have the energy to do any detail work and sketch work is unfulfilling. Bored bored bored bored bored. It's just one of those shitty unproductive slumps I get, and for a creative person that's HELL D: ... FUCK! I guess I'll watch some movies or something.

Grand Opening
Just opened a new State-Of-The-Art Tattoo Studio in Joplin Missouri ....Check out my online portfolio http://tattoosbyscott.netfirms.com Or feel free to stop by the studio and check out the work. Pass the word on. I could use the business. Thanks. Prepmier Body Graphix 804 E. 15th Street Joplin, Mo. 64801 Ph# 417-438-3182

Useless Facts
Useless Facts 1. Most American car horns honk in the key of F. 2. The name Wendy was made up for the book "Peter Pan." 3. Barbie's full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts. 4. Every time you lick a stamp, you consume 1/10 of a calorie. 5. The average person falls asleep in seven minutes. 6. Studies show that if a cat falls off the seventh floor of a building it has about thirty percent less chance of surviving than a cat that falls off the twentieth floor. It supposedly takes about eight floors for the cat to realize what is occurring, relax and correct itself. 7. Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks otherwise it will digest itself. 8. The citrus soda 7-UP was created in 1929; '7' was selected after the original 7-ounce containers and 'UP' for the direction of the bubbles. 9. 101 Dalmatians, Peter Pan, Lady and the Tramp, and Mulan are the only Disney cartoons where both parents are present and don't die throughout the movie. . 1

Why????
God I wonder why people take things to heart. Nothing I say is directed at any one person. What I say comes from me and if people can't handle that, then that is your problem. I am sorry that you feel that I am talking to/about you, cause I'm not. I will however start to speak my mind again and if you can't handle it then well I feel sorry for you. I am done pulling my punches. I will not hold my tongue anymore. I will say what I feel and I will speak my mind, I hope that you all can handle it. I know that if you are my friend you will understand and stand by me anyways. This is the last time you will hear from me till I come back sometime this weekend. Who knows I might have some more good one for you all to read and to get inside my head and heart if you want to be there.

Stay Or Let It Go ~ Brian Mcknight
What's up girl? I need to talk to you for a minute I can't keep playing myself like this There's only one thing I wanna know Should I stay or should I go? It's not my fault that you made yourself a regretful past But all I know is, it makes me look bad When I'm holding your hand and you see old friends you knew And they walk away laughing Calling me a fool (Now baby I can't) change the things you did before we met Even though I didn't know you (It's hard for me to) trust you even though, girl, I love you So tell me what am I to do, yeah [1] - Don't know if we will last but if do last can I erase the past Now can you tell me, I don't know Should I stay or let it go? Don't know if we're meant to be And if we should be, can you live faithfully But can you tell me, I don't know Should I stay or let it go? I think of the night that I made reservations just for two But you gave your attention to someone across the room I should have known right then that thin

I Cannot Express Adequately How Much I Think We Should Bone.
I cannot express adequately how much I think we should bone. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: 2006-05-25, 9:21AM EDT The chemistry is undeniably present. I get the butterflies in my stomach, and you do that cute nervous-you-might-order-the-wrong-beer-in-front-of-me thing, which is adorable for the time being and will probably continue to be so for about a week or two, at which point I will expect you to have learned that a) I'm sufficiently impressed that you drink beer at all instead of frothy, bubbly girly drinks with lewd names I can never bring myself to actually say to a bartender, and b) anything that gets you drunk is okay in my book. Not that I'm trying to get you wasted so that I can take advantage of you. No, I'm not That Guy. Rather, I'm trying (and, I suspect, in vain) to achieve in you that state of pleasant buzzed-ness, in which inhibitions are admittedly lowered, but self-control and basic decision-making

Stink, Stank, Stunk - The Dos And Don'ts Of Farting
Stink, Stank, Stunk - The DOs and DON'Ts of Farting -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: 2006-02-22, 8:28PM EST One of the worst things about living here in NYC is that this place really stinks! Different parts of the city smell worse than others. For example, when I lived in Washington Heights (in northern Manhattan), upon leaving my apartment one morning and walking no more than about 500 feet, I smelled no less than 5 distinctly different horrible smells. I tentatively identified them as rotting garbage, dogshit, something burned, something dead, and something that defied classification. My present neighborhood in Brooklyn doesn't stink nearly so much; in fact, it even has some good smells. As I walk home from the train in the evenings, one block always smells like someone making toast (one of my favorite smells). And not too far from my apartment there are several bakery factories producing their own delicious smells, espec

Here Ya Go
here ya go lil this ones for you lies lies i do despise truth is what will make you wise yu say you love me you say its true if it was your games would be thru keep spittin ya game cause im on to yu keep tellin me lies cause trust it is thru yu think yu are slick and i dont see shit but best believe im on to you trick dont bother with lines that yu feed to that whore cause deep down inside i know iam worth more you came in my life and tried to spit game what yu didnt see what damm yu are lame im not some dumb chick yu can lie to and run cause bashing your lies and ass would be fun i have no regrets for things i felt cause this hand yu alone dealt one day you get back what you gave and more one day youll get sick and die from that whore know that i dont feel hate or anger for you cause you aint worth the spit unda my shoe

What Does Your Name Mean?
Delete the other person's first and middle name and repost this with the title "what does your name mean?" in 11 minutes and something wonderful will happen. A : You like to drink. M : Best kisser ever. A : You like to drink. N: You like to drink. D : You like to drink. A : You like to drink E: You are easy to fall in love with. L: Everyone loves you. I : You Are Great in bed. Z : Always ready A : You like to drink. B : You like people. E: You are easy to fall in love with. T : You're loyal to those you love. H : You have very good personality and good looks. A : You like to drink. B : You like people. C : You are really silly. D : You like to drink. E: You are easy to fall in love with. F : You are dead sexy. G : You never let people tell you what to do. H : You have very good personality and good looks. I : You Are Great in bed. J : People Adore yOU K : You're wild and crazy. L: Everyone loves you. M : Best kisser ever. N: You like to dr

How**to**win**a**gurls**heart**
> 1. Hugs from behind. > 2. Grab her hand when you walk next to each other(don't make her grab yours). > 3. When standing, wrap your arms around her. > 4. Cuddle with her. > 5. DON'T FORCE HER TO DO ANYTHING. > 6. Write little notes. > 7. Compliment her Honestly. > 8. When you hug her, hold her in your arms as long as possible. > 9. Be super sweet to her. > 10. Call her at night to wish her sweet dreams. > 11. Comfort her when she cries. > 12.Wipe away her tears > 13. Love her with all your heart. > 14. Pick her up and flirt with her (she'll scream and say put me down but really she loves it). > 15. Be a gentleman (hold the door for her). > 16. Don't let your friends talk trash about her, it'll get back 2 her! > & DONT ever act diff in front of ur friends than u r when its just u and her!!!! > 17. Take her for a long walk at night! > 18. Always bring a blanket where ever you go outside when its cold to comfort her and hold her close > 19. NEVER LIE TO HER!!!!!! becau

More Jokes
A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of OAPs when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up. After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of peanuts. When she is about to hand him another batch again he asks her: "Why don`t you eat the peanuts yourself?" "We can't chew them because we've no teeth", she replied. "We just love the chocolate around them." ------------------------------------------------- Two nuns are driving down a road late at night when a vampire jumps onto the bonnet. The nun who is driving says to the other, "Quick! Show him your cross." So the other nun leans out of the window and shouts, "Get off our f*cking car."

Introduction...
an Introduction wouldnt be so bad i suppose... I am me.. a dragon.. Been praciticing BDSM much of my life, been doing alot of things that i shouldnt have been doing.. -grins- I have my clan/family, I have a loseknit bunch of friends.. I'm a writer, a web designer, a gamer, a roleplayer, a furry/scalie, polyamorous, bisexual, omnisexual, genderly challenged.. what other lables.. oh.. im a geek, an otaku, egotistical at times, a Master, an Alpha (always), rarely am I a submissive or slave.. I'm a Sadist, some call me evil.. I'm a Taoist sage, a demon in my own mind, a teacher, a student, a lover, a tormentor.. I will hurt you for my own pleasure, I will pleasure you in payment for your pain.. I will love you till the day I die, I will work tirelessly to keep you sane.. eh.. screw all that.. I'm Neskiairti.

A Lil Secret
OK HERE I GO AGAIN ..LOL YEPP IN ANOTHER CONTEST SO I NEED BOMBERS PLEASE.IT'S GREATLY APPRECIATED AND I THANK Y'ALL IN ADVANCE FOR HELPING. CONTEST STARTED @ 11 AM CENTRAL TIME JAN.24 AND IT WILL END IN ONE WEEK. SO JAN. 31ST IT ENDS @ 11 PM CENTRAL ! JUST CLICK MY PIC BELOW..XOXOX

Mans Law All Men Fallow Or Your Not A Man Yet
MAN LAWS... 1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. 2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances: (a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master. (b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse. (c) After wrecking your boss' car. (d) One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into "The Crying Game". (e) When she is using her teeth. 3: Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies. 4: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours. 5: If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her. 6: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable. 7: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your buddy's birthday is strictl

Banish Bad Memories
Memory Rite This is a rite used to rid oneself of potentially damaging block, or denied memories- "The premise for this rite is that we all have blocked memories in ourselves, that we either won't, or can't face. They may include everything from being teased at school by our 'friends' to emotional, physical, or mental abuse by parents, loved ones, etc. The purpose of this rite is to draw these hidden memories up into a closed box, open it in a manner similar to the Pandora myth, and meet, greet, and make peace with the memories, as they can be very detrimental to one's ego growth if kept hidden. Instead of finding hope in our boxes though, we will find acceptance, and peace with oneself, and one's past. " This rite is good for anyone, even those who assume they have had perfect childhoods. You don't always realize the past is dragging you down until it is too late, and you would be amazed by what you can find out about yourself! You will need: Yellow candles Kamea of sol A

Confidence Spell
You will need the following: A lionhead charm (buy or make one) Yellow candle Essential oil of rose, orange, or hazel Buy, or make, a charm that resembles a lion's head. (It can be as simple as you want it to be as long as you know what it is.) Pass it three times through the flame of a yellow candle, meditating on your esteem and the respect you truly deserve. Then infuse the charm with your energy by anointing it with the oil. Wear it (on a chain or in your pocket, wherever!) on you, and when you see or touch it, you will feel your confidence build within you. I know it's hard to find a lion's head charm, and you may wonder what the easiest way would be to make one. I would suggest taking a flat, smooth stone, clean it off, and use either orange paint or a thin permanent orange marker to draw a simple lion head on it. This way it will be fire-proof, and you can keep it in your pocket.

Third Eye Ritual
Perform this ritual to improve psychic powers three days before the moon is full, and preferably when it is in either the astrological sign of Cancer, Pisces or Scorpio. Begin by brewing a strong magickal tea made from yarrow or mugwort (herbs that stimulate the psychic senses) and then light thirteen purple colored votive candles to help attract psychic influences. Drink the tea and then gaze fixedly into a magick mirror, black bowl full of water, crystal ball, or crystal pyramid as you chant thrice the following incantation: "I invoke thee, oh Asarial, Archangel of Neptune And ruler of clairvoyant powers. I ask thee now to open my third eye And show me the hidden light. Let me see the future. Let me see the past. Let me perceive the divine Kingdoms of the unknown. Let me understand the wisdom Of the mighty universe. So mote it be!" After chanting, relax, breathe slowly and concentrate on opening your Third Eye. Do not permit any negative thought to contaminate your m

Winds Pt.1 (tool)
You... You believed ... You believed in moments [none could see / God conceived] You believed in me A passionate spirit Uncompromised Boundless and open A light in your eyes that / Could end all lies] [Vacant / Broken], broken Fell at the hands of this moment so that I wouldn't see It was you who prayed for me so What have I done To be a son to an angel? What have I done To be worthy? Daylight dims leaving cold fluorescence Difficult to see you in this light Please forgive this selfish question, but What am I to say to all these ghouls tonight She never told a lie, ... well might have told a lie, But never lived one. Didn't have a life Didn't have a life But surely saved one So I'm alright Now it's time for us to let you go.

Who's Your Mama
Thursday evening the contest "who's your mama" starts if you could vote for me I would be so happy! The link to the page is Whos Your Daddy?@ CherryTAP The rules will be as follows: > > 1. No down rating pics, but it will still count as a vote anyways. > > 2. Show good sportsmanship, do not be nasty to other people in the contest. I will not tolerate any BS. > > 3. You may obtain comments in whatever manners that CT allows. > > 4. No NSFW pics, I will not enter them. > > 5. Comment bombing will be allowd, the winner will be determined by most comment votes. > > 6. I will allow voting for yourself as well. > > SO COME VOTE FOR ME !!!!!

Far Away
Nickelback Far Away Lyrics This time, This place Misused, Mistakes Too long, Too late Who was I to make you wait Just one chance Just one breath Just in case there's just one left 'Cause you know, you know, you know [CHORUS] I love you I have loved you all along And I miss you Been far away for far too long I keep dreaming you'll be with me and you'd never go Stop breathing if I don't see you anymore ----------------------------- On my knees, I'll ask Last chance for one last dance 'Cause with you, I'd withstand All of Hell to hold your hand I'd give it all I'd give for us Give anything,but I won't give up 'Cause you know, you know, you know [CHORUS] That I love you I have loved you all along I miss you Been far away for far too long I keep dreamin you'll be with me and you'd never go Stop breathing if I don't see you anymore --------------------------------- So far away So far away far away for

A Monkey?
Good Morning…. I pause because today’s topic…I can’t even believe I am lowering myself to talking about. I have heard many times the phrase that our country is being run my Monkeys. Case in point does that mean Uncle Sam is a Monkeys Uncle? Or the other way around? I have never heard of this next name before but perhaps you have. Mr. Adam Monk. Have you? I haven’t until this morning while coming into work on snowy ass roads and temps into the high teens. The conversation had turned to stock markets on the radio and who has bested the market four years running. Stock Market that is. You got it, Mr. Adam Monk is who. He has picked the three top area stocks four years running and he is an employee of the Chicago Sun Times newspaper. Normally hearing about a person who had done such a feat would surely be popular and receive many calls and questions how he does it. But, Adam doesn’t speak English. Well actually Adam doesn’t speak French, Russian or Italian either. His favorite foods includ

Dictionary For Decoding Women's Personal Ads:
Here It Goes! * 40-ish.....................49 * Adventurous................Slept with everyone * Athletic...................No breasts * Average looking............Moooo * Beautiful..................Pathological liar * Emotionally Secure.........On medication * Feminist...................Fat * Free Spirit................Junkie * Friendship first...........Former Slut * New-Age....................Body hair in the wrong places * Old-fashioned..............No B.J.'s * Open-minded................Desperate * Outgoing...................Loud and embarrassing * Professional............. ..Bitch * Voluptuous.................Very fat * Large frame................Hugely fat

Two Sides, One Man
I've written some, I've seen a few. But what is a distance when its seen by two? The last time I wrote, like this before she never knew it was ment for her, but that was before. She knows now, maybe its too late, maybe not, for my name is not fate. He would hold her if he could, just once to see her face, few women have really crossed his way. My buddy Jay, whos of the brother hood,shared with me. He never knows what to say, he dreams about things, but when it comes down to reality, his alter ego is not the same man that is known to me.

Not Good!
If ya guys dont see me for awhile, it is because the duct tape finally gave out holding this piece of shit computer together! I was already looking at getting a laptop...this may have to happen sooner! Not sure why I just blogged this, but hey...there it is.

My Color Is Pink..
You scored as Pink. Your heart is pink. You're everyone's friend. Woo go you! Everyone loooves you!! You're the definition of a true friend, which is why you mean so much to your friends. You will do anything to see your friends smile, you have a great quality- don't change for anybody.Pink93%Blue86%White57%Red54%Black36%Purple29%Yellow29%Green29%Orange14%~What colour is your heart?~created with QuizFarm.com

When It's Yours That's Broken
You've been for your friends and pain is there with not a word spoken but what happens when you are the one who's heart has been broken. Will they be there to help pick up the pieces or is their friendship just token Our will they stand by your side when it is your heart that is broken Time will come and go and years pass slowly by the pain will eventually fade away and less tears will be needed to cry. So friends if you are there show me you love is more than a token for it me this time who's heart that has been broken

Bored Now
Name: Hey Boss, laura, Rusti, Mommy, PITA Birthday: 12-07-196* Birthplace:Enumclaw, WA =Now= Current mood: Tired, frustrated Current music: None, shit, i should turn some on Current taste: Diet DP Current hair: Long, red, clipped up Current clothes: Betty Boop socks and penguin jammie pants Current annoyance: people Current smell: garlic Current thing I ought to be doin: Probably sleeping. Current windows open: Cherry Tap, Outlook and Myspace Current desktop picture: random from 3000 pictures Current favorite band: too many of em. Current book: none Current cd in stereo: Don't listen to cds Current crush: ~~~~~~ Current favorite celeb: Current hate: umm.. i don't hate =Do I= Smoke: yes Do drugs: no Have sex: Occasionally Give oral sex: ~~~~~~ Receive oral sex: ~~~~~ Have a dream that keeps coming back: yeah Remember your first love: yes i do Read the newspaper: sometimes Have any gay or lesbian friends: Of course. Believe it's possible to remain

What Time Of The Day I Am.....
You Are Sunrise You enjoy living a slow, fulfilling life. You enjoy living every moment, no matter how ordinary. You are a person of reflection and meditation. You start and end every day by looking inward. Caring and giving, you enjoy making people happy. You're often cooking for friends or buying them gifts. All in all, you know how to love life for what it is - not for how it should be. What Time Of Day Are You?

Princess Of My Land
A special dinner, That's what I set out to do. To show you how special you are, To show you my love was true. A candle light dinner, I made for us to eat. Looking deep into your eyes, Our souls did meet. After we ate dinner, To the couch we did retire. Curled up together with a movie, And the sweet glow of a fire. So relaxed and content, A feeling of heavenly bliss. On the back of your neck, I placed a sweet soft kiss. It sent a shiver down your spine, And you turned and held me tight. Whispering softly in my ear, Make love to me all night Mr Ambassador. I said I'll be right back, As I got up off the couch. Into my bedroom i went, Then pulled out a pouch. I pulled out rose pedals, And laid them all over the bed. Hundreds of rose pedals, White, yellow, pink and red. Around the room, Candle after candle I did light. Making a soft glow in the room, That flicked in the night. I went to the couch, And took you by the hand. You glowed like the full moon, As yo

Cyberstalking And Internet Safety Faq
Cyberstalking and Internet Safety FAQ ---FROM THE WEBSITE: http://www.sfwa.org/gateway/stalking.htm---- by Rachel R. Hartman Special thanks to attorney Jerry D. Rhoades, Jr., Jayne A. Hitchcock of WHOA, the Patrons of #callahans, and the women of HerDomain for their assistance with this FAQ. 1. What do I have to protect myself against on the Internet? Many crimes that are committed in the real world also occur on the Net. These include fraud and embezzlement, harassment, "stealing" an identity, or stalking. A lot of information is available about you on the Net, and an enterprising criminal can find out a lot about you and use this information to his/her disadvantage. A criminal could use basic information about you (discovered on the Net), and then engage in "social engineering"--contacting your friends, co-workers, relatives, etc.--to learn even more.Cyberstalking and Internet Safety FAQ by Rachel R. Hartman Special thanks to attorne

So Yesterday
Yesterday was my birthday..... Don't go rushing to tell me happy Birthday if you didn't already... because I'll tell you it will be meaningless.... Anyway.. the whole fuggin day was uneventful... Slept like shit the night before.. Was up extreemly early.. on my own accord... And really can't think of why... Spent the morning with 3 certain someone's who mean a lot to me... So I suppose that was the best part... Saying goodbye is always hard... but the 3 1/2 hrs alone afterwards will get you over almost all things... I had had plans of going out.. having fun... blah blah blah.... but ....by the time I got home, I was exhausted and opted to sleep... Wrecked my truck.... Not bad... but fucked it up a bit... Yes... if you are concerned.. I'm alright... just a little pissy... Its a shallow mother fucker that does a hit and run... So... it didn't matter too much that I canceled out on "friends" on friday night, none of them really wanted to go out anyway.... So cool b

8-30-06 4th Entry
August 30, 2006, 06:30:am I was driving home from taking my roommate to work and my mind started racing with different thoughts to help keep me a wake. Boy did it wake me up lmao. I got into thinking about what kinds of things I should put in this journal thingymajig. What came to mind is more information about me purrsonaly. How I think. How I feel. Things like that. How else are you the reader (even if that reader is only me) supposed to understand my way of thinking. My struggles with the weight. The main thing I got into thinking about is my internet family. How ironic that first thing that comes to mind are all my past and present internet friends. The family I talk to but never see. The family that I can open up to even though they may be thousands of miles away. I've been using the internet since about 1998. It was about a year after my mom died. Boy did it change my life. I love talking to people from all over the world. I've talked to people in China, Scot

Sweet (sic) Sorrow
Hmm,Talking to this guy named Matt from England,Adorably nice. Ahh hes makes me sadder than i already am. fucking flipping Gee. Very lonely nite indeed. Listening to music & talking to him. Fun? Must be,cus I am fucking thrilled. Eh..This is what I go through when fucking single. Fuck. I dont know anymore. Guys suck. I hope most of them die. Everyone of them are fucking liars && dont treat me well. Ehh Bipolar tonite for sure. I think Sharon is right. I need a guy not a girl. Not sure on what to do with the bs drama with my ex. meh Bf Needed; No Not you Mike Ew.

Tha Old Me!
Tha other day I waz here at tha comp. & my home boy came & asked me if I would ride wit him ta go & help get his friend cuz he waz n place that waz unsafe & I got up & went wit him, now it waz told 2 me that it might be sum shit happenin when we got there so on tha way over there I started ta change I felt tha evilness cum over me like a wave I had a mean mug on my face that would make another person cross tha street if I waz walkin, my thoughts were pure rage & thats how i used ta be when I waz n tha gangbangin dayz tha music waz louad & my blood waz pumpin & every few min my home boy asked me waz I ok and I waz silent tha whole way I n that mode& I havent been n that mode n years I know sum of u out there know wht mode I mean, so anyway we got there & im out tha car walkin fast up 2 tha door he knocks tha door opens we go n we get his friend out with out anything happenin, the point im tryin ta make iz I waz n a whole nother world & it waz strang 4 me cuz its been so long. On tha way

Magical Desire:
magical desire: A great magical desire lashes on to your skin So wonderfully tasteful As you feel it from within To touch those cuffs within your reach stretched upon a cross were leather and wood meet To kiss those clouds you have always adored And play with you for plenty more A feeling overtakes you Craving still fill your heart from there skill So beautifully leather and lace the pain is joy filling your face To love the times you spend with them And pray those wishes will come true To hold those cuffs that grasps your soul a magical desire of the submissive they hold. By Scott baker

A Single Kiss
When Im with you its hard to find words to say because being in front of you takes my breath away Looking into your eyes is like looking deep into the sea & all of a sudden Im trying to explore your mind to see if your thinking of me Being touched by your hands brings a smile upon my face & that is a smile that cant be erased When Im hugged in your arms its like Im floating in the sky & every moment I share with you makes me feel like I wana fly The night when I kissed your lips from that moment on I reminised & I dont understand why I feel this way over just one kiss!

Devour Me!
Can't sleep, feeling your hands on my body As I awake. Gentle, soft, forceful, strong. I'm turned on by the feel Of my silk negligae. I can see my thigh peek out from under it. I wonder what you would do if you ever saw me in it. But that can never be. You will never spend a night with me. Just once with you was not enough It never was. And I fear I have cursed myself By letting my life slip away For that moment Just Once was too much There was something lost That I can never get back. Just once was a mistake We should have done it again. Would that have soothed the fire? For now I want to know If it was all real. Did the earth really shift? Another dimention crossed? Was my body really yours? My mind lost Breasts, lips, longing for your kiss. Wanting you inside. Feeling you pull me. I could have stayed there forever But there was a limit A breaking free And back to the drawing board I feel you part from me. Prove to me that this is true I want

Untitled Summer Poem
I woke up to the morning sun, its hitting my face as I sleep away. I'm up before both of my room mates, and soon the stereo'll be playing, maybe some Zeppelin, BHG, Hendrix or STP. I'll wash the dishes while they sleep, clean up downstairs and check the ground meat. I'll look out from the patio just to see, a new horizon is calling me. We'll stay up till when the night ends, and until the next morning begins. We'll laugh, remember memories from our past years, have some rum & a few beers. We'll walk through downtown, if its rainy we might not be found.

Free Massage
Knotted Muscles Slowly relaxed As I Kneaded The warm skin Of your back Your sigh Told me I had Reached the spot My caress Massaged the knot Until my touch Felt you Let go With eyes Of their own My hands Sought Their way Over the sensation Of your supple body And I smiled With my rhythm Of touching You Where you lay Now Sleeping ..

Just Fyi
Just to let those on my list know there is something for future reference to clear up... I do not vote in any contest no matter who it is for. If that was the case I would spend my entire day voting and commenting in contests and not talking to the few people that can be bothered talking to others on their list. Not to mention I'd get nothing else done... The above fact does not make me fake.. nor does it make me a points ho.. IF the above offends you... I apologize, but ces't la vie! (thanks hammie for the correction) the above will also from now on be stated in my profile for those that read them..

I'm Home
I’m Home I come home from work and open the door and there you are, wearing a leather mini dress and leather boots. I see your red lips and immediate my cock is rock hard. You tease me a little with your tongue and turn your back to me and shake your ass seductively at me. I grab your hand and head for the bedroom. You press your lips hard against mine and force my mouth open with your tongue. I’m groping you all over your body. I can feel you sucking my tongue right out of my head. We get undressed very quickly; I make you lie on your back on the bed. I start teasing your clit with my pierced tongue, your start to moan! You are bagging me to stick my tongue in your wet pussy so I do. My tongue deep in you hot wet pussy my other hand trying to hold you on the bed. With my free hand I shove two fingers in your tight ass, you moan even louder. Your thrusting your soaking wet pussy towards me with great force, my fingers violating your sweet ass. I can taste your sweet juices on my t

Just Another Dirty Joke .......lmao
This little boy goes up to his dad and he says "Dad?, What's the difference between Potentially and Realistically?" To which the father replies "Well son, go ask your mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars. Then you ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then you ask your brother if he would sleep with Tom Cruise for a million dollars." So the boy goes up to his mom and asks her if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars and the mother replies "Oh my god, of course I would, he is so good looking!" So the boy moves on and asks his sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and she replies "He is so fucking fine, of course I would!" Then last but no least he goes up to his brother and asks him if he would sleep with Tom Cruise for a million dollars, his brother says "Of course I would, who wouldn't for a million bucks?" So he goes up to his dad and says "I think I learned the difference

Reflections
Humans stare into mirrors adjusting themselves until they are just right. How bizarre is this custom. A hair out of place a shirt wrinkled. They dress as if they could hide who they are. The mirror tells them how they are seen but not how they are viewed. What defines that is how they reflect off of others. An example.....Mother Teresa never thought of herself as a “good person” When she became sick a few years before her death and got better her quote was “God doesn’t want me yet I have more feet to taste.” She never viewed her self as a good person but she knew she was a good person through the reflection off of those who she helped. Humans come up with labels to describe themselves. Fast prepackaged phrases when it is only others who can accurately describe them. It’s a fascinating custom, looking into the mirror.

Justice Lies And Desire
I was requested to go and serve for jury duty this week. Once again I was reminded why I came. I am here to watch. I sat and listened to the DA. I saw a man who did not struggle with the language as his parents once did. He was dressed well but there was a scent of arrogance that comes with a person who is committing a farce. With rough edges he asked questions so polished in order to craft a jury he wanted. He asked questions that I found biased and tainting. The defendant..s lawyer objected the judge sustained with out even blinking. The DA claimed to be there to make sure that the jury could perform unbiased but all the while seeding the jury with bias. At the end of the day I knew the defendant was going to be convicted. The DA did not want unbiased jurors he wanted people on the jury that agreed with him. I..m not sure when the requirement for being on a jury was to agree with the DA. I thought about the DA and what he was doing after we were dismissed. I noticed he wanted a cert

Hope everybody's ringing on their own bell, this fine morning. Hope everyone's connected to that long distance phone. Old man, he's a mountain. Old man, he's an island. Old man, he's a-walking says ``I'm going to call, call all my children home.'' Hope everybody's dancing to their own drum this fine morning --- the beat of distant Africa or a Polish factory town. Old man, he's calling for his supper. Calling for his whisky. Calling for his sons and daughters, yeah --- calling all his children round. Sharp ears are tuned in to the drones and chanters warming. Mist blowing round some headland, somewhere in your memory. Everyone is from somewhere --- even if you've never been there. So take a minute to remember the part of you that might be the old man calling me. How many wars you're fighting out there, this winter's morning? Maybe it's always time for another Christmas song. Old man he's asleep now. Got appointments to keep now. Dreaming of his sons and daugh

Relationship
WELL, WHAT IS A RELATIONSHIP? IT'S ABOUT TWO PEOPLE HAVING TREMENDOUS WEAKNESSES AND VULNERABILITIES, LIKE WE ALL DO, AND ONE PERSON BEING ABLE TO STRENGHTHEN THE OTHER IN THEIR AREAS OF VULNERABILITY. AND VICE VERSA. YOU NEED EACH OTHER. YOU COMPLETE EACH OTHER, PASSION AND ROMANCE ASIDE.

This Made Me Cry....
To all the soldiers and their families, From an anonymous Military wife. I was sitting alone in one of those loud, casual steak houses that you find all over the country. You know the type--a bucket of peanuts on every table, shells littering the floor, and a bunch of perky college kids racing around with long neck beers and sizzling platters. Taking a sip of my iced tea, I studied the crowd over the rim of my glass. My gaze lingered on a group enjoying their meal. They wore no uniform to identify their branch of service, but they were definitely "military:" clean shaven, cropped haircut, and that "squared away" look that comes with pride. Smiling sadly, I glanced across my table to the empty seat where my husband usually sat. It had only been a few months since we sat in this very booth, talking about his upcoming deployment to the Middle East. That was when he made me promise to get a sitter for the kids, come back to this restaurant once a month and treat myself to a nice stea

Blue....
I didn't want to know I just didn't want to know Best to keep things in the shallow end Cause I never quite learned how to swim I just didn't want to know Didn't want, didn't want, Didn't want, didn't want Close my eyes just to look at you Taken by the seamless vision I close my eyes, Ignore the smoke, Ignore the smoke, Ignore the smoke Call an optimist, she's turning blue Such a lovely color for you Call an optimist, she's turning blue While I just sit and stare at you Because I don't want to know I didn't want to know I just didn't want to know I just didn't want Mistook the nods for an approval Just ignore the smoke and smile Call an optimist, she's turning blue Such a lovely color for you Call an optimist, she's turning blue Such a perfect color for your eyes Call an optimist, she's turning blue Such a lovely color for you Call an optimist, she's turning blue While I just sit and stare at you I don't want to

You Know You're From The South If:...........(kinda Like You Might Be A Redneck If)
> YOU KNOW YOU'RE FROM THE SOUTH IF: > 1. You measure distance in minutes. > 2. You've ever had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day. > 3. You use "fix" as a verb. For example: "I'm fixing to go to the store. > 4. All the festivals across the state are named after a fruit, > vegetable, grain, insect or animal. > 5. You install security lights on your house and garage, then leave > both unlocked. > 6. You know what a "DAWG" is. > 7. You carry jumper cables in your car ... For your OWN car. > 8. You only own five spices: salt, pepper, Texas Pete, Tabasco and > ketchup. > 9. The local papers cover national and international news on one page, > but require 6 pages for local gossip and sports. > 10. You think that the first day of deer season is a national holiday. > 11. You find 100 degrees Fahrenheit "a little warm". >12. You know all > four seasons: Almost Summer, Summer, still Summer and Christmas. > 13. Going to Wal-Mart is a favorite past time known a

Yule
Yule means "feast". Or maybe"wheel". However, some who have studied the linguistics tell me that the association of "Yule" with "wheel" (a fond belief you will find in many places, since the words are nearly identical) is a myth. The roots of the two words have about as much similarity in Scandinavian languages as in English. According to one theory, the root word for Yule came from the aboriginal Scandinavians, and has always meant only one thing: the festival at the Winter Solstice. The word for wheel came from the Indo-Europeans who migrated to Scandinavia around 3800 BC (although they didn't even begin to use wheels until about 2500 BC!) The debate points out how ancient the word is. For ancient Germanic and Celtic people, the impulse to celebrate solstice was the same as for their neighbors to the south -- a celebration of the cycle of nature and a reaffirmation of the continuation of life. But the style and substance of their celebrations took very different shape. It

Serving Each Other……
Serving each other…… Twisted thought of fantasies, the kink becoming reality when you serve at thy feet leather cuffs and black collars We adorn you with as W/we grow , The ropes and chains are a bond to each other ,our social classes, our titles to one another Rising to our limits. expanding our grasp with a word in the back of our minds Feeling the gratification with every lashing when we touch orbit and fly thru time For as we serve each other, our duties interchange for without you as the submissive or slave A Dom or Domme is not anything but a thought or a dream…

The Moon - History, Ritual & Spells Relating To Zodiac Sign
The Moon - History, Ritual & Spells relating to Zodiac Sign Current mood: accomplished The Moon. For Wiccans, it is far more than a heavenly body that might catch our eye as we drive home late at night, its fullness shining through trees or brightly overhead. For many Wiccan, she is the embodiment of the Goddess, she is Maiden, Mother and Crone. It is also an important source of natural energy that is essential in magick, if you preform your spells and rituals at the right lunar phase. Preforming spells during the wrong phase of the moon can seriously debilitate the spell, producing no result or possibly the wrong result. The Wheel of the Moon, is approximately 28 1/2 days long, waxing to Full Moon and waning to New Moon. Waxing Moon means the moon is getting larger in the sky, moving from the New Moon towards the Full Moon. This is a time for spells that attract, that bring positive change, spells for love, good luck, growth. This is a time for new beginnings, to conceptualize

The Impossible Dream
The Impossible Dream It maybe right In Front Of You When it comes to the things we want, there always seems to be an endless list. No matter how many times we get something off that list, we add new things to replace it. In life, this drama of wanting and getting and wanting is all part of the dance. The things we want motivate us to get up and get them. And yet, at the same time, we can torment ourselves with our wanting, especially when we want something we can't have or can't find. It is in cases like these that it might be fruitful to entertain the idea that maybe what you really want is right in front of you. Maybe you are using this desire you can't fulfill to distract you from truly engaging the blessings you already have. It may seem like that doesn't make sense, yet we do it all the time. It may be easier to see in other people than to see it in ourselves. We have all heard our friends wishing they were more this or less that, and looking at them we see clearly that the

Wicked Questions
1. Your Name: Laura > > 2. Age: 41 > > 3. Favorite position (s) ? Whatever I'm in at the moment > > 4. Do you think i'm hot? yes I do > > 5. Would you have sex with me? You bet > > 6. lights on or off? either > > 7. Would you have to be drunk? No not really > > 8. Would you take a shower with me? anytime > > 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? yes > > 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? depends > > 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? yes > > 12. Condom or skin? skin > > 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? sometimes > > 14. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures? Yes > > 15. Have sex on the first date? sometimes > > 16. Would you kiss me during sex? before, during, after, I like to kiss > > 17. Do you think I would be good in bed? Sure do > > 18. Three sum? 2 guys and me > > 19. Anal yes/no? no > > 20. How many times would you like to cum? as many as you can make me > > 21. Would you use me as a booty call?

The Cars - “since You’re Gone”
since you're gone the nights are getting strange since you're gone nothing's making sense since you're gone i stumble in the shade since you're gone everything's in perfect tense i can't help it when you fall apart i can't help it i guess you better start that is forgetting about you since you're gone the nights are getting strange since you're gone i'm throwing it all away i can't help it everything's a mess i can't help it you're so treacherous when it comes to tenderness since you're gone since you're gone i miss the peak sensation since you're gone i took "the big vacation" since you're gone i never feel sedate since you're gone the moonlight ain't so great

This Blog Should Have Be Posted Jan 28th
last night was rough.... no...not that kind of rough. its just that idk...some nights are harder than others. some nights im fine while others i spend crying myself to sleep. but just cuz im crying doesnt make me depressed...quite the opposite really. im smiling a lot now. but sometimes the worry takes over me. im still dealing with my past while trying to balance my present and plan the future. im guessing that by the time sean finishes his 5 years with the marines i'll be able to handle even the worst stress with a smile on my face. im kida hoping he doesnt make the military a lifetime kind of thing but if thats what he wants i more than likely wont argue with him about it. last night i realized that my penmanship has improved quite a bit. i guess its from all letters i keep writting..ive also become camera happy. taking pictures was something that used to be a strange concept to me...but now..i take a few every couple days. i sit there and stare at them..analyzing ever

Scandinavian Brownies
Scandinavian Brownies (One-layer Chocolate Cake) Yield: 24 servings Ingredients 1 1/3 cup (170 g) all-purpose flour 1 ¾cup (340 g) sugar 4 tablespoons unsweetened cocoa powder 1 teaspoon baking powder 1 teaspoon vanilla extract ¾ cup (170 g) butter 3 fl oz (0.9 dl) boiling water 3 eggs 4 oz (120 g) chocolate chips (40-50% cocoa) 5 oz (150 g) chopped walnuts or pecan nuts Frosting 1/3 cup (85 g) butter 8 oz (220 g) sweet or semisweet dark chocolate 2 tablespoon light corn syrup 2 tablespoon hot espresso or very strong coffee Method 1. Preheat oven to 350 deg F (Gas mark 4 or 180 deg C). 2. Line a 13 x 9 in (33 x 23 cm) cake tin with grease proof or other non-stick paper and grease the tin. 3. Melt the butter in a saucepan. 4. In a bowl combine flour, sugar, cocoa powder, baking powder and vanilla extract. 5. Add eggs, melted butter and hot water and mix until smooth. 6. Add chocolate chips and nuts. 7. Bake at 350 degrees F until a

We All Need Help
You live life like they say to You listen to the stereotypes They tell you to be skinny To look good all the time So you cake on your make-up You starve yourself until you're boney From all that the world tells you You think you're ugly When you look in the mirror All you see is the faults You never see the good of you But when I look in your eyes I can see how they got you See how you are becoming Another little girl Wanting to be like the magazines Another little girl Hurting yourself for the people Slowly killing our body To look like the people from TV You look good as you are Why can't you see? You never looked stupid But you do now Bones Make-up can't even cover the marks under your eyes Can't even show a part of your body That hasn't already been stripped of meat Look in the mirror Compare then and now They said you were ugly But look at you now You changed your life to be pretty Now you're ugly Change it again to be the way you were Beautiful

Huh Huh Sex And Such...
yeah okay so i got some sexy pictures but let me be real i aint here to talk about sex and see hard dicks, i'm actually on here to earn friends and have decent conversations. the pictures I have are just added bounus for a few. lol Now lets see the kinda girl I am I'm very shy, yeah so i got some reavling pictures big deal it's the computer aint no thing... cause it aint like I'm walking around like that out in pubic.. lol but really no i'm truly just like the girl next door, I was raised to treat others as i want to be treated, be respectful cause it'll get you alot further then being a bitch, yeah I have my moments! However I must say i'm very out spoken and will tell you how i see it or what i'm feeling. I am a real person and do have interests other then this website and dirty pictures... well neways if your truly intereested in know more just message me...

Rip, Jimmy The Tuna And Friends
My fish all died. I cant keep a pet alive to save my soul. I mean it was just a fucking goldfish... I had all the cool shite, filters, heaters, food, a cool ass playground. I am destined to be without pets i think. Sigh, oh well i still have Marshmallow the Cactus.

Now, All Of You Here,please Answer This Or...which Is More Beautiful?
Which Is More Beautiful? A full moon realizing That the night is more fun When it plays hide and seek With the stars Or A man realizing That life is more fun When he plays the game of love With his smoochie girl A flake of snow in falling flight Fantasizing about landing Upon the earth And melting slowly From the warmth of mother nature Or A man of romance in romantic flight Fantasizing about landing Upon his lady’s bosom And forever melting From the natural heat Emanating from her loving heart A cloud floating about On a midsummer day, looking upward Wondering, what it would be like To be married to the sky Or A man floating about on cloud nine Wondering, what it would be like To look deep, into the skylit eyes Of his ladylove As they jump Over the matrimonial broomstick And sweep away all doubts As to whether or not They will be together forever In wedded bliss Which is more beautiful? I'll let you decide, who the winner is But know this

With All The Investigations Into Fraud, Theft, & Incompetence In Congress Bush & Cheney Have To Start A War With Iran To Save Their Own Asses
* * Important - Please Rate This Blog use the red box toward your left. With All The Investigations Into Fraud, Theft, & Incompetence In Congress Bush & Cheney Have To Start A War With Iran To Save Their Own Asses Bush and Cheney Have Lied to the World from Day One. They lied about Iraq's Nuclear Abilities to get into Iraq so they could grab control of the Oil and manipilate prices. They purposely put no meters on the Oil wells in Iraq so they could steal and divert millions of oil barrels a day to Kuwait at $50 to $70 million dollars worth of oil per day per million barrels stolen. The Oil was refined in Kuwait and then sold back to the Iraqi government and the US army for 18 Billion dollars plus per year per million barrels diverted per day. Halliburton enhanced oil production on every oil well in Southern Iraq by 50% or more and it was all paid for by the suckered American Tax Payers. Bush put in pipelines from Iraq to Kuwait so they could easily divert th

Sun Shining
hello cherries my sexy friends at first and my familly and my fans all am care about them much love for all of u my ladies i wish from my heart only one to see all of u happy and good always about all the the people in the c.t i want to say it is really nice to meet some from all of u , GOOD MORNING, GOOD AFTERNOON, GOOD EVENING, WE HAVE DIFFERENT IN OUR TIME SO I SAY THAT FOR ALL OF U IT IS MY MORNING RITE NOW WITH MY BEST WISHES AND ALL MY LOVE CHERRIES TRIBLE_XXX-ALFA-FOX-99

Why Am I Freakinf Horny All The Time!!!!
Ok I am about 12 weeks pregnant and I am going crazy. I am HORNY all the time... Its gotten to the point that if I dont find someone soon... I might sleep with my ex husband just to get some relief!!! I havent had sex since the night I got pregnant and this is really starting to kill me. Masterbating and phone sex just isn't cutting it anymore!! Im gonna go to Fasinations later today and buy some toys to see if that helps, if not, oh god I dont know what I am going to do.... Anyone have any advise??

The Lonely Life I Lead
The Lonely Life I Lead I walk the this cursed earth alone in the dark I have nobody to spend eternity with I bite the fragile mortals and leave a mark I float through my excistance like wood thats adrift Maybe someday i will have happiness instead of death But i have to give someone my curse so that i wont be alone I need to feed on someone and take their last breath And i think about the decisions that i have blown I live in the shadows where nobody sees me No friends no family just cursed by myself Maybe i should not care and just let this dark life be To have someone to hold and care i would give up my wealth

Heeeeelllllllpppppppp!!!!!!
OK. I do have to say that this has been one day from HELL!!!!! And you guys are the ones that I can vent it all out to. So here I go. First off my hubby is being his old self, whinning, crying, fussing, complaining about anything and everything, well that makes me all nervous as most of you have experienced yourself. So, I get into work this morning and boot up my computer. Everything is ok then I hit the power button on the surge protector and the power is shut off to the computer, no problem right, WRONG! I turn the computer on and it boots to the BLUE SCREEN. I know what the blue screen means and I start cussing. This damn computer is only 2 months old and it better not be crashing. So I call my tech support and they tell me that the warrenty dont cover tech support anymore. Im like what the hell, they want me to pay for a computer that i just bought. Bull Shit. I told them that they could come get the damn computer and i would never use that company again. So i got another number

Have You Ever
1. Made out for more than 3 minutes? Yeah 2. Slept in a different bed? Yeah 3. Made out in a movie theatre? yep 4. made out with 2 different people in one night? NO 5. Thought your cousin was hot? yeah but was young 6. Been in love? Yeah... 7. Slept? not enough! 8. Taken a shower with the opposite sex? Yeah 9. Gone over the speed limit? Many times 10. Painted your room? OH YA 11. Drove a car? Many of them . 12. Danced in front of your mirror? I'd rather not admit this but yeah. 14. Been dumped? yeah 15. Stole money from a friend? No 17. Been in a fist fight? Yeah, more than one 18. Snuck out of your house? Yeah, a few times. 19. Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back? Yes... and to an extent still do. 20. Been arrested? nope 22. Left your house with out telling your parents? Of course - haven't we all? 23. Had a crush on your neighbor? NO 24. Ditched school to do something more fun? yeah 25

Life...or Something Like It.
In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal. Never argue with an idiot. The people watching might not know the difference. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before. On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key. Remember, when someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown. BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and SMACK the asshole upside the head. The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four people is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you. Just remember........if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film. Some people are like Slinkies . . . not really good for anything, but you still can't help but giggle when you see one tumble down the stairs. Lig

6 Word Love Letter
6 word love letter if this doesn't touch u.....you're heartless One night a guy & a girl were driving home from the movies. The girl sensed there was something wrong because of the painful silence they shared between them that night. The boy then pull overs because he wanted to talk. He told her that his feelings had changed & that it was time to move on. A silent tear slid down her cheek as she slowly reached into her pocket & passed him a folded note. At that moment, a drunk driver was speeding down that very same street. He swerved right into the passengers seat, killing the girl. Miraculously, the boy survived. Remembering the note, he pulled it out & read it. "Without your love, I would die."

I'm At It Again
I found some really nice Valentine Graphics so if anyone wants to send someone a Valentine morph just let me know. I can build and post here or email direct for those of you who might want a NSFW morph or want to keep you Valentine a secret.

Past Two Days
I am working...I kinda enjoyed it. Was a simple job..just serving people at a 24hr cafe diner. I work it out with my bro that I'll take the car to drop him off..and while at work he can drive. its agreed. But someone wasn't happy. My mother. The one that pays the bills and has to have control over everything she can get her hands on. I came home from work to say I'm heading out to see a gf. She explodes, smacks me across the face spewing the house rules and to be safe...odd way of gettin it across yes..but thats my psycho mother. Get a phone call Monday morning....was my boss he said I was a horrible server and that if I wanted me paycheck I needed to return the apron. My mother caught wind...said "I only let you live here if ya have a job, or your in school..and I don't see any text books for ya"...thus I wasn't welcome back into her home untill I had a job I got lucky..a gf put me up for a little bit and my bro actually let me have the car as long as I was a taxi for him to and fr

Why?
You say it can wait I dont want it to I keep pulling away when i should push Why not you Why him You mean so much more I can forget him But without you Im lost I want to I do Im just lost I need your guidence Tell me its ok Tell me you wont leave Tell me its all for love

Groundhog Or Woodchuck?
I am going to try to figure out the difference between Groundhogs and woodchucks. Is there? First, I would like to explain exactly what a woodchuck is; A woodchuck is a small American rodent, also called a groundhog. I would also like to say that by doing this; I mean no offence to woodchucks whatsoever or hogs of the ground. I will now be attempting to answer the question that has left mankind wondering since the beginning: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? He would chuck, he would, as much as he could, and chuck as much wood as a woodchuck would if a woodchuck could chuck wood. I know you’ll think that I have Actually lost it, but I looked it up on the internet one day, partly to prepare for this, but partly because I actually had nothing better to do, but apparently: A woodchuck could chuck 700 pounds of wood since a woodchuck chucks that amount of dirt while digging i

Plz Say A Prayer For Him
THIS MAN WHO WAS IN MY CONTEST STAYED IN FIRST FOR A LONG TIME LOST HIS PLACEING HE DROPPED DOWN TO 3RD PLACE.. NOW LET ME EXPLAIN TO YOU WHY.. HIS FATHER HAD A HEART ATTACK AND HE HAS HAD TO BE @ THE HOSTPITAL WITH HIM SO PLZ YALL SAY A FEW PRAYERS FOR HIS FATHER.. PLZ REPOST THIS THANKS LADY KAOS Rocketman@ CherryTAP

Ground Hog Day!!!
Well, the day has finally come and our beloved Phil didn't see his shadow. Yippee!!! So that means and early spring. Which means its time to get back in shape people, everyone has enough stress in their life, dont we all deserve to see something sexy or attractive when we walk out the door??? So ladies, dont wear the low rise or short shorts if you have a firestone around your waist, or thighs that look like they were walked on by cleats or even if your boobs hang down to your belt when you dont wear a bra!!! Put down the oh so easy fast food, have one less bear, one less body shot, more sex which burns calories and get ready for spring!! Yes, I'm taking my own advice and have been hitting the gym on a regular basis!! Have a great SUPERBOWL WEEKEND all, GO BEARS!!!!!!

Take Me
Take me beyond a starlit sky Take me away from my deepest sorrow If you reach out i can try To reach out to you in turn tomorrow Take me to the ocean bed Take me down into its depths Remove all my feelings of dread It's life i fear not death Take me to a forgotten land Show me its unique magnificence Teach me to explore its sands And show me curiosity's brilliance Take me to a place in your heart Show me how much love means to you I'll rid it of all its hurt And replace it with happiness long overdue

Imbolc Lesson
The holiday of Imbolc is also known by the names of Imbolg, Oimelc, the Feast of Brigid, and in post-Christian times, Candlemas. It is celebrated either on one of the first two days of February or on the day the sun reaches fifteen degrees in Aquarius. Imbolc is a holiday sacred to the goddess Brigid in her maiden aspect. Brigid is a highly influential goddess holding sway over subjects as diverse as blacksmithing, poetry, the hearth, and childbirth. It is explained that Brigid is a name shared by three sisters who act almost as a triple goddess. Important to the discussion of Imbolc, Brigid is often associated with cattle, milking, fertility, and the return of spring The word "imbolc" literally translates as "in the belly." This is a reference to the season of spring, which shall soon be born. Although February is considered a cold winter month, the seeds within the soil are at this time beginning to awaken and grow. This parallels the growth of the animals still in the womb who wi

Becoming Orgasmic
“You want to become what?” This was my first reaction when my flatmate Cara told me of her latest idea. I was used to her endless searching for the ‘thing’ that would change her life forever. It was safe to say that she was not happy with her lot and tried aimlessly to find something that would enable her to feel better about herself. “I want to become orgasmic.” Usually I’m quick off the mark but this time she had stumped me. “What the hell does that mean? ‘Become orgasmic.’ How on earth did you come up with that?” We were sitting in a café inside one of the local bookshops in town. It was rare that we managed to have a day off work together so we took advantage of them whenever we could. Cara loved browsing round the bookshops, and I could usually be found checking out the latest fashions. For a few months now, I had secretly wanted to be more to Cara than the other girl sleeping in the other room. I wanted to be her mate, in her bed. But

Good Advice
Ever notice in a argument that noone ever wins? but kinda funny if you sit back and let the other person screach and you agree with them they feel like a total fool, theyre also out of breath sweating and looking kinda funny. anyways what is more funnier is to sit back let them say what they want or have to and you point the facts out.. ever notice they dont say anything. and why is that? because you proved them wrong. I was told keep your friends close,, but keep your enemies closer you might just get the upper hand.

The Awol Senators Who Are Running For President
By DICK MORRIS & EILEEN MCGANN February 2, 2007 -- Is it too much to ask those U.S. Senators who are presidential candidates to continue to show up for work at the Senate jobs they're paid for? Apparently some Senators think so — particularly Sam Brownback (R-KA), who is running on a pro-values platform that apparently doesn't include doing the job he was elected to do: being a U.S. Senator. Absent Sam has been AWOL for more than 50 percent of the roll call votes this year. Are hard work and responsibility to one's constituent's part of his core values? His poor attendance record comes despite the fact that he's already had almost 11 weeks off between the time Congress adjourned last year on October 4, 2006 and its new session that started early in January. During that period, he only had to show up for a few days in November and December, but, even then, he skipped two of the five-day December session. Then, even when the session started again, Brownback missed all of

Rather Than Love, Than Money, Than Fame, Give Me Truth.
Ok today i am some shit to unload so here it fucking goes. Yesterday or monday i cant remember which the evil ex bitch comes to my office but they know to stop her down stairs annd dont tell me she is even there becuase well they have seen my reaction to her. To me she is the devil incarnate. That lying, backstabbing fucking cum sucking slut whore fucken god damn bitch peice of shit my she rot in hell. If you have not guessed i dont like the fucken slut. Besides finding out that the last year of my marriage was a fucking joke and just lies so i could be kept around just to pay bills i also found out that she had been fucking around on me. And all the while telling our friends that i beat here and that iwas fucking around on her. Now give me a fucken break. I seperated myself from my family for that whore I seperated myself from my friends for that bitch I was working from fucking home the only time i was not home was when i went somewhere with her I was not allowed to go by m

Key Found To The Smell Of The Sea
A trip to the beach means sand between your toes, salt water in your mouth and that aromatic sea air in your nose. But what gives the ocean air that delightful and distinctive smell? Scientists have not known the full story until now. The smell comes from a gas produced by genes recently identified by researchers in ocean-dwelling bacteria. Understanding how the odorous gas is produced could be important because it is implicated in cloud formation over the ocean and helps some animals find food. Knowledge gap Scientists had long known that bacteria could be found consuming decay products and producing a gas called dimethyl sulfide, or DMS, in places where plankton and marine plants such as seaweed were dying. This pungent gas is what gives ocean air "sort of a fishy, tangy smell," said study author Andrew Johnston of the University of East Anglia. But while "it was known that quite a lot of bacteria could [produce DMS], no one had thought to ask how," Johnston told LiveS

Texas Midget (i'm Not Making Fun But I Just Thought It Was Funny)
A midget in Texas went to the doctor because his testicles hurt and ached almost all the time. The doctor told him to drop his pants. The doctor stood him up onto the examining table, and started to examine him. The doc put one finger under his left testicle and told the midget to turn his head and cough, the usual method to check for a hernia. "Hmmmm" mumbled the doc and, as he put his finger under the right testicle, he asked the midget to cough again. "Hmmmmm, I see the problem" said the doctor again, and reached for his surgical scissors. Snip-snip-snip-snip on the right side, then snip-snip-snip-snip on the left side. The midget was so scared he was afraid to look, but noted with amazement that the snipping did not hurt. The doctor then told the midget to hop down off the table and pull his pants up and walk around the examining room to see if his testicles still ached. The midget was absolutely delighted as he walked around and discovered his testicles were no longer ach

Attn: Angel Family And Freinds.....
We need to work on our family contest. I will buy the family a VIC gift for every 50 comments u drop on our contest. We are at 1850 so far and the other family is at 2612 so we need to catch up here. when u drop 50 comments leave me a message in my inbox and i will reward you. Doesn't only have to be family that can help anyone everyone can and they will get a prize! thanks maria click on link....

The Trouble With Never...
If I never think about her, I'll never miss her at all Never wonder what she's doin, never give her a call Never see her again and I'll be free as a bird But the trouble with never is never never works If I never bring her flowers, I'll never see her smile If I never try to kiss her, she'll never drive me wild And I'll never feel the need to say those three little words But the trouble with never is never never works I know how to stay carefree, let no one get a hold on me But I can't keep my hands off her There's something different 'bout this girl If I never let me love her, I'll never settle down And I'll never put roots in this God forsaken town And I'll never say I do or step foot in a church But the trouble with never is never never works I know how to stay carefree, let no one get a hold on me But I can't keep my hands off her There's something different 'bout this girl If I never think about her, I'll never miss her at all Never wonder what she's do

What Type Of Writer Should You Be?
You Should Be A Poet You craft words well, in creative and unexpected ways. And you have a great talent for evoking beautiful imagery... Or describing the most intense heartbreak ever. You're already naturally a poet, even if you've never written a poem. What Type of Writer Should You Be?

Drivers License
Drivers License A Mom is driving a little girl to her friends house for a play date. "Mommy," the little girl asks, "how old are you?" "Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age," the mother warns. It is not polite." "OK," the little girl says, "How much do you weigh?" "Now really," the mother says, "these are personal questions and are really none of your business." Undaunted, the little girl asks, "Why did you and daddy get a divorce?" "Those are enough questions, honestly!" The exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play. "My Mom wouldn't tell me anything," the little girl says to her friend. "Well," said the friend, "all you need to do is look at her drivers license. It is like a report card, it has everything on it." Later that night the little girl says to her mother, "I know how old you are, you are 32." The mother is surprised and asks, "How did you find that out?" "I also know that you weigh 140 pounds." T

Norse Witchcraft (seiðr)
Seid (also seiðr, seidhr) was a form of divination and manipulative magic practised in pre-Christian Norse cultures. Practitioners of seid were predominantly women (seidkhona), although there were male practitioners (seidmadhur). The gods of Norse mythology were also practititioners of seid. In the Anglo-Saxon, practitioners of seid were referred to as wicca (m.) or wicce (f.). Forms of Seid As described by Snorri Sturlusson in his Ynglinga saga, seid includes both divination and manipulative magic. The type of divination practiced by seid was generally distinct by dint of an altogether more metaphysical nature than the day-to-day auguries performed by the seers (menn framsýnir, menn forspáir). The Practice of Seid In the saga of Eric the red, the seidkhona (or volva) in Greenland wore a blue cloak and a headpiece of black lamb with white catskins; carried the symbolic distaff (seidstafr), which was often buried with her; and would sit on a high platform, (this needs to be

The Loss Of My Friend
I was 26 whem my life with SLE began. My frist encounter with SLE happened when my friend Leslie became Ill. SLE hit Leslie hard and Fast, from the time she was diagnosed to death, was 6 weeks. That was the 1st time I had ever heard of SLE, (LUPUS) I will never foreget it. Leslie suffered horriably, before she died.

Rock On!
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~every Woman~
Every Woman A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE .... enough money within her control to move out and rent a place of her own even if she never wants to or needs to... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE .... something perfect to wear if the employer or date of her dreams wants to see her in an hour... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ... a youth she's content to leave behind.... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE .... a past juicy enough that she's looking forward to retelling it in her old age.... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ..... a set of screwdrivers, a cordless drill, and a black lace bra... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ..... one friend who always makes her laugh... and one who lets her cry... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ..... a good piece of furniture not previously owned by anyone else in her family... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ..... eight matching plates, wine glasses with stems, and a recipe for a meal that will make her guests feel

In The Spirt Of Valentines Day
In the spirit of Valentines Day, although I'm not a fan of it, I'm tired of bashing on it. As I sit here w/ my tequila, a smoke, and nice slow music playing in the backround, I am reminded of what started me on the road to the sexual world that I live in. I saw my first porno mag when I was around the age of 6. I had this next door neighbor kid named Donald that use to steal his brothers boobie mags and horde them in this vent at the old middle school in our town. One day while we were on the swings, he was like "ERIKA! I have something to show you!" I reluctantly got up, cause at that age all Donald was, was trouble. Now this is back in 1984, so remember the chicks where full on bush back then. He opens up this magazine and it was like *BAM* Pussy! I was freaked. I didn't know what the fuck it was. I was informed from Donald that I had one of those, and that I should let him see it. At that age I was scared cause I was always told by my parents that you don't let an

Survey - Im Bored... What Else Is There To Do? Hah
Name 4 things in your purse/wallet: 1. Bank card 2. Drivers License 3. Military ID 4. Cash Name 4 things you do when you're really stressed: 1. Read 2. Think 3. Go to the gym 4. Do something about the stress Name 4 favorite fruits: 1. Peaches 2. Bananas 3. Apples 4. Pineapples 4 names you go by: 1. Sh0rty 2. Sis 3. Renee 4. Bitch

50 Mistakes Women Make While Having Sex.
So. A buddy from thatsjustnotright.com found this little gem. It's called Fifty Mistakes Men Make When Having Sex. Ive never met the author, but I don't like him. If he wants to speak for all women and assume we all want some nerdy little pussy whipped sissy, that's fine. I'd like to take this opportuity to post my rebuttal, for those of you that don't read the forums I frequent. The Politics of Fucking aka 50 Mistakes Women Make When Having Sex. 1. Assuming he can get a raging hard on when it suits you. Contrary to popular belief, men can't just flip a switch and get it up because you decided to stop being a frigid bitch. Getting it hard is your job. I suggest you figure it out. 2. Thinking that kissing needs to be this sweet romantic thing all the time. Sometimes pressing your lips against your partners mouth while you get off is the hot. It depends on the situation. 3. Leaving him responsible for your orgasm. You know what gets you off. Tell him. If you don't,

Bridal Veil Falls
I was supposed to be at a Superbowl party, but an absent minded friend who was supposed to call me with the directions did not call me. LOL. So off to my favorite spot I ran instead....Bridal Veil Falls... I probably should be kicked for going out there with it so icy today, but broken tail bone or not, I felt compelled. I grabbed my hiking buddy, Debbi, and off we went. Alora tagged along....My God, that kid never shuts up. It's a wonder we ever heard the chickadees there! LOL I have been drawn to Bridal Veil Falls a lot lately. It has become a special place for me. It is where I go to find myself, to connect with the earth again......to forget the insanity that we perpetuate into our own lives every day. I thought I would share the beauty of the falls with the magic of winter still there. For the record, the smaller trees already have tiny buds forming. Spring is just around the corner here in Arkansas..... The chickadees and robins were abundant. Just a couple of crows

Just Onlt ,sentiments...
The Lover's is the 6th card in the Tarot Deck. Its meaning is as follows: The most common (and understandably so) meaning of the Lovers card is romantic true -blue, passionate LOVE. It often is interpreted to represent new or rekindled happy, soul-mate quality loving relationships. But, at a deeper level, this card represents personal choices to be made in some sphere of the Querant's life. This choice is not an easy one, since there are usually many options to select from. The Lovers bid the decision-maker to relax, and tune in to their inner wisdom: the correct choice will soon make itself known. .. I have tried to describe what it feels like inside when you hold me in your arms with our eyes intact our lips interlocked as I feel your hunger and desire overtaking me causing me to melt into an unknown state lost in my desire for you. I have told you many times just how much I love y

Grandfather's Tale...
GRANDFATHER TELL ME OF A LAND THAT WAS FULL OF PAIN AND HATE. WHERE NATURE'S FINEST NEARLY LOST THEIR SENSE OF WHAT'S AT STAKE. LET ME CLIMB UPON YOUR KNEE AND HEAR YOUR WONDEROUS TALE. FILL MY HEAD WITH THE DAYS OF OLD, OF HOW THE WHITE RACE DID PREVAIL... TELL ME HOW YOU DID IT, HOW YOU OVERTHREW THE JEW. YOU SENT THE NIGGERS RUNNING, I WANT TO HEAR THAT TOO. TELL ME HOW YOUR DESTINY WAS AGAIN IN YOUR OWN HANDS. AND HOW YOU SENT THE ENEMY, FROM OUR RACIAL HOLY LANDS! "OUR SURIVAL BEFORE VICTORY DAY WAS LOOKING VERY SLIM. THE TRAITORS, AND THE GOVERNMENT, HAD VOWED TO DO US IN. FOR BLOOD, AND SOIL WE STOOD AND FOUGHT,IF IT COST US OUR DEAR LIVES. AND MANY BRAVE MEN DIED THAT DAY, SO THE WHITE RACE COULD SURVIVE..." THANK YOU MY GRANDFATHER FOR THE STORY THAT YOU'VE TOLD. IN MY HEART IT WILL REMAIN, LIKE THE MEN THAT WERE SO BOLD. ADOLF HITLER, ROCKWELL, MATHEWS, JUST TO NAME A FEW, ALL GAVE THEIR LIVES SO WE'D SURVIVE, AND SEE A DAWN THAT'S NEW! 1488

Bootie Contest Update
so far 2 girls have joined but I'm still looking for 8 more contestants. come on girls don't be shy, this can be a lot of fun and you get to show off what god gave ya! lol choose one image of yourself from the back that shows your perfect form (face must be included)and then contact me, read my prior blogs for full details about this contest and let's have some fun with it.

With Death Comes Life..
October, 2006 saw the death of my mother-in-law…a phenominal lady. She was a music teacher for 30 years in the West Chester, PA. area and had a huge heart of gold…I’ll miss her dearly. My daughter, Kacie and her would sit for hours and play the piano when she was little….I so loved to see both of them side by side, laughing, smiling, giggling…what great memories. My mother-in-laws favorite Bird was the Cardinal. She would sit for hours and watch them at the bird feeder. She had adorned parts of her home with Cardinals…be it cookie jars, table cloths etc…and she loved them so very much…When she was no longer able to live alone and we moved her to a retirement home, we made sure, her “cardinals” followed with her…..The summer of 2006 saw her in the early stages of Alzheimers and we knew, at some point, the end was closing in on her..she was 89 and had lived a wonderful , full life….The end came for her after a 35 day stint in the hospital…and the only time in the last 2 weeks that she op

The Preacher
A Preacher was explaining that he must move on to a larger congregation that will pay him more. There is a hush within the congregation.... no one wants him to leave. Joe Smith, who owns several car dealerships in the City stands up and proclaims, .... "If the Preacher stays, I will provide him with a new Cadillac every year, a nd his wife with a Honda mini-van to transport their children!" The congregation sighs in relief, and applauds. Sam Brown, a successful entrepreneur and investor, stands and says, ...."If the Preacher will stay on here, I'll personally double his salary, and also establish a foundation to guarantee the college education of all his children!" More sighs and loud applause, . Sadie Jones, age 88, stands and announces with a smile, "If the Preacher stays, I will give him sex!" There is total silence. The Preacher, blushing, asks her, . "Mrs. Jones, whatever possessed you to say that?" Sadie's 90 year old

Should We Leave Iraq? Read This And Then Decide.
Following the article I sent about Bush's national address and troop increase, I thought it was a good idea to let you all know what the perspective is over here. I'm tired of hearing the media's skewed version, the politicians squabbling over what they read in a report, and the average ill-informed American ranting about things he knows NOTHING about. I've been over here a couple of months now, and I've learned more about this country than a year's worth of watching CNN. I've sat in mission briefs with Colonels, talked with village elders, had tea with Shieks, played with the kids. And I agree with the President. We need more troops and we need to take greater action. There are 3 major factions here. The Sunnis, Shiites, and Kurds. The Shiites are in the majority, but Saddam was a Sunni, so he kept the Shiites in check. Everyone hates the Kurds, who are Christian and in the vast minority. The Kurds received the brunt of Saddam's murderous tyranny. Now that Saddam is

Please Help My Friend He Is In The Couple Who Meat From Ct Contest
OK ALL YOU CHERRIES OUT THERE, HELP MY FRIEND OUT AND I WILL RETURN THE FAVOR. THERE WILL A SPECIAL GIFT FOR ALL THAT POST 150 COMMENTS. PLEASE LET ME KNOW HOW MANY YOU DO. AND I WILL BE KEEPING AN EYE ON THE CONTEST SO PLEASE DO NOT LIE JUST TO GET A PRIZE. THE TOP PERSON WITH MOST COMMENTS POSTED WILL GET AN EVEN BETTER GIFT. SO LETS START SOME COMMENT BOMBING JUST CLICK THE LINK BELOW.

Special Offer
the time going to faster it is always going like that in this world no one can stop any thing we have one life the day who is going we cant bring it back my cherries familly ,fan ,friends all my love for all of u did any one from all of u dream about any thing specail to come to his life to change it ..... if it happened try to follow it cause it will be anther life very beautiful u can see this world without any problems i try to fix some thing in my life and i think it is coming soon to be good i want every one there to know u are my familly here i love all of u u all have from me all the respect cause i didnt meet any one on this life like all of u .......... with my best wishes... trible_xxx-alfa-fox-99

I Guess I Didn't Make My Self Clear
There are still alot of u writing me wanting to be bombed with comments and ratingsI did that at first but when I ask to return thr favor I got very few and I will return the favor once again but only to those people.I ask u to check out clubhouse cherry tap once agaoin very few of u did

Uncontrolable Pleasure
Come to the dark side with me, let your passion and imagination run free. I love for you to touch me that way, you heat up the night in a special way. I want to just let myself go, wild and free,let the pleasure flow. You have a tongue of satin,that melts me, deep within my spirit is set free. You lick me and I lose control, because of this desire I have lost my soul. I want you for a delightful treat every night I need you to take me in your arms tight. On the dark side there's hidden pleasures, your touch and kiss are my hidden treasures. You lick me inside and out, all I can do is scream and shout. Up and down and in and out, your a pleasure without a doubt. Turn out the lights and let your light shine, for you are the most desirable one of a kind.

A Picture In Mind
a picture in my mind of someone i've yet, someone i've never met. seeing from the inside of my eyes across a room a glance. the glance. dark eyes mirrors to her soul. the other half to my whole. in that moment there is a knowing, a glowing in my heart. dying embers rekindled, orange red. yellow blue. love. true . a picture in my mind. a picture of you.

Cast Off
Melancholy, that is my word for the day/week/month. I feel decidedly adrift. I have no direction, no path to folow, i want to move, or stay, leave or become sedentary. Blah. Fuck life. I'm done. Stick a fork in me.

Cowboy Wisdom
Never walk when you can ride, and never stand when you can sit. A man is not born a cowboy - he becomes one. Behind every successful rancher is a wife who works in town. Never squat with your spurs on. Its a mistake to drive black cattle in the dark. Most men are like a barbed wire fence, they all have their good points. Only a fool argues with skunks, mules or cooks. Tossing the rope before building a loop will not catch a calf. Nobody but cattle know why they stampede and they ain't talking. If the rodeo doesn't kill you, the commute probably will. cowgirl wisdom Cowgirl wisdom Never walk when you can wrap your arms around a good looking cowboy and hitch a ride. A woman is not born a cowgirl....she sort of got ropped into it! Behind every successfull ranchers wife ....is a cowboy who stays on the ranch while the little lady is having fun in town! Never squat in the dessert Its a mistake to drive anything in the dark unless it is your lady.... If the r

Valentine's Day Revised
Valentine’s day gift Dear lover, Last time you asked me what I wanted for Valentine’s day I was too afraid to answer. Afraid of what you would think of me. But, baby, I’m not afraid anymore cause I know you feel it too. I want you to take me away from life blindfolded to an unknown place. It could be a penthouse in a 5 star hotel or a cabin in the woods. Take me by the hand, kiss me softly on the lips, and hold my body ever so close to yours. Wine, dine me, and when all that is said and done I want you to unwrap me slow and gentle. I want to hold you as you make love to me. I want to look deep into your eyes and know that you’re there. I want our bodies to melt together and be as one. I want to run my fingers through your hair in my moment of passion. I want your touch to linger on my skin long after you’re gone. I want you to shatter my inhibitions as I shatter yours. For once, I want to be put in the spotlight where no problem will overshadow me. I want you to touch me as if I were

Cat Contest Updates Are.....
~~ Cat Contest ~~ I am looking for cats for my contest. First cat contest on CT! Best Cat on CT contest! 1st Cat is...... with 290 comments 2nd Cat is...... with 70 comments 3rd Cat is...... with 53 comments 4th Cat is...... with 20 comments 5th Cat is...... with 12 comments 6th Cat is...... with 6 comments most comments wins! VIP & VIC gifts awarded to the winners! will open on 2/7 thur 2/14 thanks maria Click on pic to enter contest! ~~UBER MARIA ..Angel Family Founder~~@ CherryTAP

Happy Hour
Hey Everyone!..Once Again Its Happy Hour!.. So How About You Rate My Pics And I Rate Yours? :D..Plus I Will buy You A Dozen Roses And A Long Island Ice Tea To Celebrate :) Double Points For Everyone! x0x -Ash -->¢¾AsH.WeeE@ CherryTAP

Erotic
Riding Cool breeze caressing my naked knees wet grass clinging to my skin as I slip to the ground he surrounds me. I sigh, and his name escapes my parted lips. The moon washes over me and I breathe in this mans scent lick my lips and smile shyly at him. He rans his coarse hands along my collar bone and dips his head to give my parted lips a heated kiss. There’s a cradle of emotions that is coursing through me. A sweet child inside of me lies as the man teaches me to be a riddle in the game of night. He lifts me up and wraps my legs around his waist. My back touches against a tree and my hair cascades down my back. He slides into me and I ride. As a learner on the first night I ride him hard and fast holding on. He thrust in and out his breathe moist on my breasts. I tighten around him and he throbs inside. I look him in the eyes and come as the pleasure rides across my thighs. His wetne

I Promise: 4 You, Angel
I Promise: 4 Da Angel of My Life I promise to be a companion To not try to force you to do what you don't want To not ask repeatedly about things you don't want Or don't want to talk about I promise to hold you when you're hurting and I am there To kiss away the tears after the last one has fallen To be strong for you when you are crying To be a comfort and someone to fall on I don't promise to erase your pain To protect and shelter you from suffering To hold you back from anyone or anything, even if that means losing us To keep you from your freedom and independence But I promise to soften the shadows in life's hallways To offer two arms and warmth to turn to To offer ears that will not only hear, but listen To embrace you, your pain, and all that you offer without judgement And if your pain is gone, if you no longer think about it I promise to be happy for you

Artemis
Artemis: Goddess of Light And Protector of the Vulnerable In Greek mythology Artemis (also known as the roman goddess Diana) was the daughter of Zeus, the mighty ruler of the Olympian gods. Artemis' mother, Leto, gave birth to Artemis after a short and painless labor. But then Leto's labor continued, with her contractions growing weak and painful. Moved to compassion, the infant goddess Artemis, born only a few minutes earlier, became her mother's midwife and delivered her twin brother Apollo. You could say that, of all the Greek goddesses, the goddess Artemis was literally born to serve as a nurturer and protector! The Greek goddess Artemis was frequently called upon to nurture her needy and somewhat ineffectual mother. All too often she felt compelled to come to her rescue even though Artemis received little from her mother in return. As a result of her having caused her mother no pain in childbirth, and her successful role as midwife in her brother's birth, Artemis natural

The Sculpture
Mind's sculpturing in contour of her slender thighs as she does scribe her golden touched expressions of love Having poetic sensuous offerings from Heaven above jeweled in sweet feelings as stars impersonate her eyes There are poetically rich sea pools whose corals vies Dreamily I touch her red lips that cannot kiss enough What miracle created this, 'The Lady Rose' ? Wherefore does her soul live in poetic fragrant gardens? What touch of feelings are loveliest to match as the tenderness of her brow and breast? Is she Heaven's harvest as her words are played? Earth, rivers, sky and seas are gardened with flowers, birds and bees This poetess' splendor has wholesome semblance of a pure maiden. As like the million shinning stars within the skies her poetic touching verse reaches and touches me as if ... they truly are reflections from her heart's eyes which warms my own heart.

Native Quotes
Some Native quotes from our elders. Lakota Instructions for Living passed down from White Buffalo Calf Woman. "Friend do it this way - that is, whatever you do in life, do the very best you can with both your heart and mind. And if you do it that way, the Power Of The Universe will come to your assistance, if your heart and mind are in Unity. When one sits in the Hoop Of The People, one must be responsible because All of Creation is related. And the hurt of one is the hurt of all. And the honor of one is the honor of all. And whatever we do effects everything in the universe. If you do it that way - that is, if you truly join your heart and mind as One - whatever you ask for, that's the Way It's Going To Be." The True Peace Black Elk, Oglala Sioux & Spiritual Leader (1863 - 1950) "The first peace, which is the most important, is that which comes within the souls of people when they realize their relationship, their oneness, with the universe

Hestia
Hestia, Greek Goddess of Hearth and Home Hestia, Greek Goddess of the sacred fire, was once known as "Chief of the Goddesses" and "Hestia, First and Last". She was the most influential and widely revered of the Greek goddesses. Though the goddess Hestia was once the most important of the Greek goddesses, she (like her counterpart, the Roman goddess Vesta) is virtually unknown today. Her name means “the essence”, the true nature of things. Scholars often refer to the goddess Hestia as "the forgotten goddess". Because of the her association with hospitality, the word Hestia can mostly be heard today used in the names of inns and restaurants, making some people wonder if “Hestia” is the name of a franchise. Unlike the other Greek goddesses, Hestia does not have a "story" . . . there were few adventures to record about her. She simply "is". Few images of the goddess Hestia exist. A very "private person", her symbols, the sacred flame and the circle, are usually used to repr

Inanna
Inanna, Ancient Goddess of Sumer Inanna, Queen of Heaven, tricked her father Enki (the God of Wisdom) into giving her his instruments for civilizing mankind. These tools included the valuable Tablets of Destiny. Enki tried to get them back, but with no success. Inanna was now all powerful, but she felt very lonely. Soon the beautiful Inanna had two suitors—a farmer named Enkidu and a shepherd named Dumuzi. They both lavished gifts upon her, but the delicate, soft woolens from Dumuzi tipped the scales in his favor. Inanna decided to visit the Underworld to see her sister Eriskegal whose husband, the God of Death, had recently abandoned her. Inanna felt for her sister's loss, but did not look forward to the trip because the sisters had never gotten along. She wisely informed her most trusted servant that if she did not return within three days, he should appeal to the highest deities to rescue her. When Inanna arrived at the first gate of the Underworld, the gatekeeper dema

Why, Why, Why?
Why, Why, Why... do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead? Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough money? Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle? Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection? Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him? Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"? If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes? Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white? Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale? Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized? Why do people

My Day
In no particular order: Got thanked for averting small disasters. Watched a lot of "Angel". Bought a gift that merited a, "You DO listen!". That might sound mean, but it's a genuine compliment. Was so happy not to be at work. Devoured half a large bag of potato rounds. Took out a LOT of trash. Got mad because I cannot find a lot of my recently printed pictures. Deposited my first of six returns, bonuses, and refunds that are on the way. Dared to go back to the world of mascara... not doing too well I'm afraid. Bought a few "Happy Job Quitting Day" gifts. Practical things like toilet paper and mouthwash. Mourned my messy bedroom that I cannot seem to clean up. Tried to talk myself into taking the deposit recycles in... and failed again.

Hot Wax
Wax Play can be one of the most tantalizing types of play on the skin that can produce marvelous, stimulating pleasures. But it can also be the cause for an extreme burn if applied improperly. Because of the dangers that are inherent to burning temperatures, some may categorize wax play as “edge play”. By learning basic knowledge and techniques will enable you to safely play with wax. Remember, safety must always be the primary focus when dealing with unpredictable mediums, such as hot wax. Wax play can be given and enjoyed by both Tops and bottoms. There are 7 areas that I will cover and do my best to explain without totally boring you. One of the major problems I encountered while doing research for this paper is the amount of wrong or outdated information that is available on the Internet. Please use more than one resource when relying on information on any subject you wish to learn more about. 1) Preparation 2) Wax Types 3) Colors, Scents, Additives and Residues 4) Types o

Kinky
**ATTENTION PLAYMATEZ** THINK YOU GOT IT ??? I NEED TO KNOW IF U WANNA ENTER NO LATER THEN MIDNIGHT EST ON FEB.15 UNLESS ALL MONTHS ARE FILLED UP AND I WILL UPDATE BULLETIN AS SOON AS I CAN Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from www.sexiluv.com ~~ OK HOT LADIEZ I'M HOLDING A CONTEST STARTING FEB.16 OPENING AT 1 PM EST(FRIDAY) AND IT WILL END ON FEB 28 12 MIDNIGHT EST(WENESDAY). I WANT 12 LADIEZ ONE FOR EACH MONTH. **RULES ARE AS FOLLOWS** .. NO HATING ON OTHER PEOPLE IN CONTEST .. U MAY BOMB YOURSELF..COMMENT BOMBING ALLOWED .. HAVE FUN !! .. IF THERE IS A TIE IT WILL COME DOWN TO RATES AND COMMENTS SO MAKE SURE TO TELL YOUR FRIENDS TO RATE ALSO .. YOU WILL HAVE TO PIMP YOUR SELF..BULLETINS,BLOGS,BLASTS,STICKY ETC.. ..MONTHS WILL BE AVAILABLE AS SOON AS THIS POSTS SO IF YOU DON'T LET ME KNOW RIGHT AWAY THE MONTH U WANT MIGHT BE TAKEN ** I WILL BE TRACKIN CHERRY BUCKS EARNED AND ALL WILL BE SPENT ON WINNER THRO CHERRY GIFT SHOP WHEATHER ITS ONE BIG GIFT OR SEV

Weird Ass Crazy Nightmares.
So... i got off on telling mark about the fucked up dreams i've had.. So i decided to post them. we all have dreams..few have nightmares...and no matter how much you tell your self they aren't real..you always tend to be afraid of them...well this is the nightmare i had Monday night... Snow was falling around me on the ground, and a child was following close behind. The child didn't seem to be real, he was a shadow-like boy. He attacked me..scratched me and made me bleed...I scream and cry for help..desperate..i cry for anyone.. The shadow boy disappears, and i am left to wonder around aimlessly. I come upon a garage, and is called to come inside by a very haunting voice. I look down, and there is the shadow boy..dead at me feet..his head gone. The garage doors slam shut, and i whirl around to try and leave...the stench of rotting flesh and blood fill my breath..as a light flickers in the garage..and written in the boys blood is "you should have never asked for help from the d

A Message For The Manager;-)
A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face close to hers. When he does so, she begins to gently caress his beard which is full and bushy. "Are you the manager?" she asked, softly stroking his face with both hands. "Actually, no," he replied. "Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she said, running her hands up beyond his beard and into his hair. "I'm afraid I can't," breathes the bartender, clearly in trouble. "Is there anything I can do?" "Yes there is. I need you to give him a message," she continues huskily, popping a couple of fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently. "Tell him that there is no toilet paper in the ladies room."

Something Special For Soul Mates...
Heated hands massaging sensual warmth, Circular motions lubricating love ‘n lotions! Finger friction tenderizing nerve endings, Musical massaged body note movements, Rubbing motions locomotion lubrication. Slow-motion loving potion of devotion, Soul mate cold cream chilled hot flashes, Gels melting like cocoa butter patches, Tanning feminine spirit of sunshine notes, Promotion set-in-motion, for her rub ‘n mate!

Your Special Touch
I want you beside me Where my nerve endings Can explore every pore Of your special being In sensitivity so soft That I cry in pleasure Let the stimulus excite The arousal of thought Let the static electricity Twitch in our needs In cuddled whispers sighing so Letting the limbs of ours intertwine Sharing this erotic space Bonding as one being With no sexual intercourse To end this sensual exploration This time is in a magic spell For it is not evolved in self satisfaction But of mutual gratification That sends us floating into the heavens In the stars we set off heat lighting In the friction of our dance Saying so much with so few words That the fire in us never dies And as the day breaks We overlook our paradise Exploding in nature’s blessing Floating us among the clouds within In what we now know we can do To finish a perfect evening In the fireworks of the morning light

How Bad Are You Wanted
HOW BAD ARE YOU WANTED Post this and see how many messages u get....don't be scared!! (1) just friends (2) gorgeous (3) cute as heck (4) hot (5) fine (6) sexy (7) amazingly sexy (8) we can be friends with benefits (9) id take u to my crib (10) i want 2 make u my gf/bf (11) i love u baby (12) call me.....(__)____-___ repost this or see 9 years of bad relationships repost HOW BAD ARE YOU WANTED

And The Non Winner Is...
So we ended up having this girl party in silly shirts and slippers at Norah's tonight. She fed us neat pasta (there is such a thing), chicken, and four cheese sauce. Then I got a bowl of grapes and blackberries for dessert, which I am still thinking fondly of. I lost at Yahtzee and Ten Thousand... sad, Ten Thousand is my game! I hope they enjoyed it. It's a good one to play while gossiping and laughing at ridiculous things. Like assholes. The government pissed me off by taking 39.5% of my bonus check. I earned that money with many tears and many hours serving spoiled ungrateful bitches, thanks. I believe it is time to make a trip to Berkeley to spend some of it at Rasputin's and Amoeba Records. Mmmmm... Yes, I realize that another destination I've been drooling over (the Exploratorium) is in San Francisco as well as a Rasputin's and Amoeba, but I'm 95% sure I can get to the ones in Berkeley while only 15% sure of the SF locations. I am also 95% sure of the parking garage i

Cold Heart
Your my Dark love. With your eyes of Thunder, A heart of stone, Gentle words saying your all alone. Greeting deaths dark hand you await, For your your life you gladly contemplate. Shedding tears of sorrow, with a face of sadness, Revealing the scars that show your ultimate madness. Your sinister thoughts roaming a mind untold, Never sharing or sparing there yours to hold. Taking each breath as though its your last, Simply living your life as though its a task. Bleeding cuts from hurt and deceit you make, Escaping your pain and heartache you forsake. Now a heart of stone from what she called a "Game", You sit there in the dark and believe your to blame. But your my Dark love. With your eyes of Thunder and now a heart of stone, I'm here to tell you, " You'll never be alone."

Jay Leno Audiences' "most Embarrassing First Date"
Jay Leno Audiences' "Most Embarrassing First Date" If you didn't see this on the Tonight show, I hope you're sitting down when you read it. This is probably the funniest date story ever, first date or not!!! We have all had bad dates..but this takes the cake. Jay Leno went into the audience to find the most embarrassing first date that a woman ever had. The winner described her worst first date experience. There was absolutely no question as to why her tale took the prize! She said it was midwinter... snowing and quite cold...and the guy had taken her skiing in the mountains outside Salt Lake City , Utah . It was a day trip (no overnight). They were strangers, after all, and truly had never met before. The outing was fun but relatively uneventful until they were headed home late that afternoon. They were driving back down the mountain, when she gradually began to realize that she should not have had that extra latte. They were about an hour away from anywhere wi

Wtf!
Why is it that every guy on a community website feels the need to post the token shirtless myspace pic. It's the typical male ego that gives the rest of us a bad name. No one gives a shit about you and your chest, so if you feel the need to take one don't make it your primary cuz it's just fucking annoying.

Who Wears The Pants In Your Family?
A young couple were in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night. As they undressed for bed, the husband, who was a big burly bruiser, tossed his pants to his bride and said, "Here, put these on." She put them on and the waist was twice the size of her body. "I can't wear your pants," she said. "That's right and don't forget it," said the husband. "I'm the man in this family." With that, she flipped him her panties and said, "Try these on." He tried them on and found he could only get them on as far as his kneecaps. He said, "Hell, I can't get into your pants." She said, "That's right, and that's the way it's going to be until your damn attitude changes!" LOL

Steak Dinner
One night at the dinner table, the wife commented, "When we were first married, you took the small piece of steak and gave me the larger. Now you take the large one and leave me the smaller; You don't love me any more..." "Nonsense, darling," replied the husband, "you just cook better now."

70 Ways To Tell You've Been Online Too Long
1. Tech Support calls "YOU" for help. 2. Someone at work tells you a joke and you say "LOL". 3. You watch TV with the closed captioning turned on. 4. You have called out someone's screen name while making love to your significant other. 5. You keep begging your friends to get an account so "we can hang out". 6. Three words: Carpal Tunnel Syndrome. 7. You've even gotten on an airplane just to meet some folks face-to- face. 8. You have to get a 2d phone line just so you can call Pizza Hut. 9. You go into labor and you stop to type a special e-mail to let everyone know you're going to be away. 10. You have a vanity car tag with your screen name on it. 11. You no longer type with proper capitalization, punctuation, or complete sentences. 12. You have met over 100 AOLers. 13. You begin to say "heh heh heh" instead of laughing. 14. When someone says "What did you say?" you reply "Scroll up!" 15. You find yourself sneaking away to the computer in

Night Light
Sitting on the floor at the foot of my bed. At 2 AM contemplating fate in the reflection of a blade. By the soft glow of the night light, and the remnants of the moon. Reflecting in my eyes from the flat side, thinking on the caress of the edge. Contemplating burdens, old soul wounds still hurting. And fresh tragedy not yet integrated into my litany. Wondering what is next, and how much more i can bear. But the cold glow of the night light, offers me no answers. And i have unfinished business. So not tonight my newfound friend. Maybe tomorrow night when we speak again.

Geez
I think it's funny how girls always want some sort of dimond or an anversery or something. It's almost like their saying you got to buy my love and me if you want me. What ever happend to the romantic stuff? Seriously. . Maybe I'm just different, well I am, i'm not like other girls, but maybe I'm different for the worse? I hate it when guys buy me stuff, it's like I can't keep you any other way, so here. . . . . Crazy shit.

Random Musings
Three random thoughts to end the working day: 1) When I left the house to go to work this morning, I saw that someone had built a tiny snowman on the bonnet of my car. I tried to drive so it didn't fall off, but it didn't last long. Made smile though. 2)Just listened to Lynard Skynard on my playlist, but my work computer plays things too fast. Ronnie Van Zant sounded like someone had cut his balls off. 3) Even the ugliest place looks good covered in snow. Until you have to go out in it and freeze your balls off. (Two lots of 'balls off' above. Almost sounds Russian) And a random question: When was the last time that you told someone that you love that you love them and gave them a hug? I just spoke to my mum. I always get a bit homesick. My tattoo is all scabby. Still no crush.

I Have Had It!!!
Now my computer isn't recognizing my digital camera. Yeah, that means no new pictures for you guys after the Red Series. My LastFM won't work. I can't get a new version of Quicktime. I cannot install iTunes. 1/4 of the profiles here crash my computer/browser. I'm missing countless plugins. I NEED MY FEDERAL TAX RETURN AND A NEW COMPUTER NOW!!!

Cherry This!
Cherry this! Stepping on my cyber back Adding your names to run verbal attacks Twisting the game for your ten point gains Is enough to drive one insane! A page of ladies few will talk If there’s not a thing in common Why did you stop? Open-minded is a start every one plays a part My taste is different as you can see I can get half this shit on TV. Cyber sex were the point? You just got some man holding his oink To feel a connection with real living affection Is what I need ! Not a hollow shells in cursive or brail With hair extension and weaves . Scott baker

Cat Contest Updates Are......
~~ Cat Contest ~~ I am looking for cats for my contest. First cat contest on CT! Best Cat on CT contest! 1st Cat is...... with 4500 comments 2nd Cat is..... with 2054 comments 3rd Cat is...... with 1307 comments 4th Cat is...... with 322 comments 5th Cat is...... with 156 comments 6th Cat is...... with 143 comments most comments wins! VIP & VIC gifts awarded to the winners! will open on 2/7 thur 2/14 thanks maria Click on pic to enter contest! ~~UBER MARIA ..Angel Family Founder~~@ CherryTAP

Family List
if you are on my family list it is because i think you are special and i consider you a geeod friend.if your not don't feel bad it's only because i don't know you well or i know you just wanted point's and within the next 2 week's i will be deleting most my friend's list so if you want to remain then send some luv if not then bye-bye. i may sound like a bitch but i am not just wanted to make friend's on here not help people with point's...have a good day

Friendship
For just knowing you is a dream come true For your friendship means every thing to me As I would walk to the ends of the galaxy For your friendship as we will make others envois of us As we walk the roads and green grassy fields of our sweet country Date wrote 11-02-07 By Aj Rich

When The Songs Are Over
When all the songs are over and all the words been said The sun grows dim across the sky and the world prepares for bed I oft can take a moment now to view the sky above and whisper God a simple prayer to thank him for your love

I Wish...
I wish that I could be with you And hold you in my arms, Whisper all my love to you And kiss away your tears. I wish that I could take your cares And put them all away, Neatly folded into drawers While pleasure lights your smile. I wish that joy could step inside Your heart and stay awhile, And all the rain could turn into A rainbow in the sun. And all our loneliness like mist Could fade into the blue, A memory of sad, hard times That happened long ago. But I cannot come home right now, And you cannot come here; And so our dreams must be the fields On which we laugh and play. If life cannot be what we want, It will, it will be so; For love can turn the harshest light To gold through sheer affection. Written By: Born N Raised

My Sexual Iq..lol
You have a sexual IQ of 128 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

The Abc's Of Friendship
The ABC's of Friendship A Friend.... Accepts you as you are Believes in "you" Calls you just to say "HI" Doesn't give up on you Envisions the whole of you (even the unfinished parts) Forgives your mistakes Gives unconditionally Helps you Invites you over Just because Keeps you close at heart Loves you for who you are Makes a difference in your life Never Judges Offers support Picks you up Quiets your fears Raises your spirits Says nice things about you Tells you the truth when you need to hear it Understands you Values you Walks beside you Xxoxoxoxxxoooxxoxo Yells when you won't listen and Zaps you back to reality

February 12, 2007: Multitasking
A polite way of telling someone you haven't heard a word they said. Commonly used on long conference calls, when the speaker is monotonous, boring, or couldn't make a point of one were drawn for them. Joe: "Blah, blah corporate office blah, blah, [leverage] [proactive]ly blah, blah [human capital] and grade-A [synergy], blah, blah. Do you agree, Jim?" Jim: "I'm sorry, Joe, I was multitasking, can you repeat that?"

What Element Is Your Love?
Your Love Element Is Earth In love, you have consistency and integrity. For you, love is all about staying grounded and centered. You attract others with your zest for life and experiences. Your flirting style is defined by setting the scene, creating a unique moment in time. Steady progress and stability are the cornerstones of your love life. You may take things too slowly, but you never put your heart at risk. You connect best with: Fire Avoid: Wood You and another Earth element: need each other too much to build a good foundation What Element Is Your Love?

Pet Peeves
I don't really use alot of slang terminology, but I do cuss like a sailor. LOL Nor do I use the N bomb, because I was brought up in a household where my parents spoke proper english, so I didn't really use it... Basically, I say all of this to say, if you send me a message using a bunch of slang, I'll probably kick you in the mouth. LMAO Just kidding, I enjoy intelligent conversation with intelligent people, not a bunch of jibber jabber, so if you want to impress me, come correct, I'm kind of a stickler for proper english and grammar, misspelled words, etc. So keep that in mind, and I'll do my best not to correct you if you spell something wrong, I'm a royal pain in the ass when it comes to that. Note: Also, if you are of caucasian decent and use the N word in my presence I will shank you. Thank you for your time and effort.

This Contest Need 4 More Ppl.. In Honer Of Bike Week..
THE BEST BIKE PHOTO CONTEST.THIS CONTEST WILL BE JUDGED ON RATES AND COMEMNTS. THE PRIZES WILL GO AS SUCH..#1 FOR RATES ALONE..WELL RECIVE A PERSONALIZED SKIN OF COURSE A BIKE WILL BE THE THEME ON IT..#1 ON COMMENTS ALONE WILL RECIVE.. THE SILVER BIKE OUT OF THE GIFT SHOP.#2 RATES ALONE WILL RECIVE A PERSONALIZED TAG.. AND AGAIN THE THEME WILL BE ABOUT BIKES..#2COMMENTS ALONE WILL RECIVE.. A SILVER RING OUT OF THE GIFT SHOP DEPENDING ON THE WINNER MALE OR FEMNALE..#3 RATES ALONE WILL RECIVE... A PERSONALIZED MORPH.. AND YES THE THEME WILL BE ABOUT A BIKE..#3 COMMENTS ALONE WILL RECIVE A MAN BRACELETTE OUT OF THE GIFT SHOP.. RULES OF THIS CONTEST...RATES AND COMMENTS WILL TAKE A FIRST PLACE.. SELF COMMENT BOMBING WILL BE ALLOUD THIS CONTEST WILL RUN FOR 5 DAYS.. THERE WILL BE 10 ENTRIES.. IF I SEE ANY CONTESTANT BASHING ON ANOTHER CONTESTANT .. OR IF YOU SEND A FRIEND TO DO IT.. YOU WILL BE DISQUALIFIED..NO DRAMMA EVER IN MY CONTEST.. DO

Crazy?
DisorderRatingParanoid Disorder:HighSchizoid Disorder:ModerateSchizotypal Disorder:Very HighAntisocial Disorder:HighBorderline Disorder:Very HighHistrionic Disorder:HighNarcissistic Disorder:HighAvoidant Disorder:ModerateDependent Disorder:Very HighObsessive-Compulsive Disorder:Low-- Personality Disorder Test - Take It! ---- Personality Disorders --

Joi In A Season Of Gray
I never wanted you For anything but you Everyone else seemed to love The things that they could do They all saw what they could use A delicate angel to abuse No one got to know We all got to lose Out on the stroll In shoes that I bought Asking this one What he wants That one what he’s got Not really a living Ain’t no way to die Just doing it for cash Filling veins with the stash Out on the run Losing both mother and son Traveling without moving All the while proving Some things are never over When they end Back out on the corner It starts over again A separate condition A heart with blurred vision Left holding a soul Filled with nothing but holes I feel a spiritual slip From my unconditional grip

Are You Addcited To The Internet?
You Are 80% Addicted to the Internet In your opinion, life without the internet is hardly worth living. Could be, but you probably need a bit more fresh air and sunshine to think clearly. Are You Addicted to the Internet?

Interview With Michael Gira
Michael Gira | Interview Flawed Beauty - The Consumer And Other Stories Michael R. Gira is most widely known as the driving force behind Swans, undoubtedly one of the most extreme bands to have ever graced the planet. Gira called time on Swans in 1997 after 15 years of sonic experimentation but has not been idle since. In Swans' wake followed The Angels of Light, which produced last spring's release "How I Loved You"; a haunting and beautiful body of work. Then there is the World of Skin, Gira's solo records, his found-sound ambient project The Body Lovers (an on-going three part series) and its "companion" release The Body Haters. Yet Gira's creative output has not been strictly defined by his work within the context of sound alone. He is also a writer of fiction, most notably with his acclaimed collection The Consumer And Other Stories, a spoken word performer, an artist and designer, and has been known to do film scores in independent cinema, most not

To All Muh Friendz Xoxo
If a kiss was a raindrop... I'd send you showers. If hugs were a second... I'd send you hours. If smiles were water... I'd send you the sea. If friendship was a person... I'd send you me. If you don't send this to at least 10 people... you will be left with no friends because they won't know that you appreciate them. This poem shows lots of appreciation... so send this to all of your friends and let them know you care FRIENDS ARE LIKE BALLOONS ONCE U LET THEM GO YOU CAN'T GET THEM BACK SO I'M GOING TO TIE YOU TO MY HEART SO I NEVER LOSE YOU SEND THIS TO ALL YOUR FRIENDS INCLUDING ME! SEE HOW MANY YOU GET BACK

Bitter-sweet
The bitter sweet end to a days light is all one can take to find your smile. And though you've cried, because they have lied, nothing shall ever be good. But because you cry is all the more on why your smile is always beautiful. And the beauty of thought is all it will take to halt this bittersweet moment.

Happy Sad - The Dream Is Dead.
Well it's that time of year again. Single awareness day. I bring you the best "valentines day" song ever.. and oh so fitting for me.....Enjoy. Champagne glass of blood and wine On chocolate hearts alone I dine Candles weeping waxing tears Ten for roses each one a year - disappear Arrows fester in my heart Each memory another dart Love and death both colored red Showing my past, the dream is dead Another lonely Valentine's Day I can't believe that things turned out this way And though I hate to see you go I know it must be so Another lonely Valentine's Day Nobody will break your fall All for none, yeah, none for all Nothing's so cruel as the truth Join the Festival of Fools Nobody will break your fall All for one, yeah, none for all Nothing's so cruel as the truth Join the festival, my fools Another lonely Valentine's Day I can't believe things turned out this way And though I hate to see you go I know it must be so Another lonely Valentine's Day

Open Hands,open Offering
Engulfed within the glittering light Of a charged, electrical atmosphere A caressive ambience of wonder One is inflamed by strong desire and intent Infused with intense aspiration And mounting, breathless anticipation One embarks upon a journey A seeking of spiritual treasure Varied sensations of human expression taunt Sound and emotion ... overwhelm Inner communication ... begins Sometimes, a sublime offering is presented A revelation? Physical exhilaration? Rapturous, spiritual passion? The offering results in Feelings of love and joyous wonder Undescribable bliss Imprint upon the soul and its journey Fortunate are they that experience such ecstasy

Cat Contest Ends Tonite At 9 Pm
~~ Cat Contest ~~ I am looking for cats for my contest. First cat contest on CT! Best Cat on CT contest! 1st Cat is...... with 4500 comments 2nd Cat is..... with 2054 comments 3rd Cat is...... with 1307 comments 4th Cat is...... with 322 comments 5th Cat is...... with 156 comments 6th Cat is...... with 143 comments most comments wins! VIP & VIC gifts awarded to the winners! will open on 2/7 thur 2/14 thanks maria Click on pic to enter contest! ~~UBER MARIA ..Angel Family Founder~~@ CherryTAP

Ok Wheres All My Valentines ???
I WANT TO KNOW WHERE ALL MY VALENTINES ARE I BEEN ALL MORNING SINCE I GOT UP SENDING PEOPLE STUFF AND IM NOT FEELING THE LOVE HERE YOU ALL...I ALSO ASKED YOU TO HELP ME LEVEL THIS SUCKER OFF BUT NOPE NOT MUCH ALTHOUGH I GOT SOME NEW FRIENDS WHICH I APPRECIATE...LOVE YOU ALL:p TAMMY

Final Goodnight
I can't believe I fell for you You were just another fake You took my heart away from me Now my life I must take Sitting here, the blade in my hand Memories rush to my mind Remembering how happy I once was I cut my wrist one more time As I lay here dying Your voice echos in my head So I pop a few more pills Hoping I'll forget what you said You told me I was your everything That I was the only one But now things have changed And what we had is done I feel myself growing weaker As the time passes by Knowing my life is near it's end A tear drops from my eye It's all over now I'm done with this fight So I kiss your picture one last time And say my final"GOODNIGHT"

Played!
HE PLAYED ME LIKE A RADIO HE TURNED ME ON HE TURNED ME OFF HE TURNED ME DOWN HE TUNED ME OUT Ouch IS ALL I GOTTA SAY FOR THE ONE WHO BROKE MY HEART HE DID ME WORNG HE DID ME BOLD I SHULD OF KNOWN HE WAS GONNA LEAVE ME COLD I GUESS HE WAS TO GOOD FOR ME AND HE DIDNT WANT ME THAT WAY ANYWAY SO I HAD TO DO WAT I HAD TO DO AND DAT WAS BREAKAWAY CAUSE ALL HE WANTED WAS SOME HEAD WHICH I DONT GIVE SO HE TRIED TO USE ME AGANIST MY WILL BUT ITS ALL GOOD HOW U DO ME LIKE DAT U DONT DO SHIT LIKE THAT HOW COULD U THROW AWAY WAT WE HAD JUS LIKE DAT U JUS DONT UP AND LEAVE A GIRL LIKE THAT BUT IMMA FIND THE ONE WHO LOVES ME FOR REAL AND HE WONT WANT THAT MY NEXT LOVE GON B TURE !!!

Who's The Ambassador Of Romance In Venus,a Brief About Him
I am the Wind Of Eternity, "I am the heartbeat. I bring peace to those seeking it. I really feel that love is the only key to everything, And for me, love is sex. When i'm having sex, i can feel every little bit of the universe in my veins. This is why i am so refreshing and can have sex for three days without even sleeping. I am the channel, dedicated to make you feel the life, through loving." I am Smoke On The Water, "I am the prayer. I am the bridge between my lovers and god. I feel everything you feel, i feel everything god feels. I always have something to say, but instead of just saying it, i want to sing it with my body on you. I am your best dream, and worst nightmare. I am what you are hiding, and i am gonna be revealed in bed." I am Piercing Truth, I am the mirror. I absorb and own everything i come close to. Knowledge is my weapon. When i'm in bed, my partners are usually shocked to see that i completely know what they want and need. My thirst for sex, is actually t

Cyber Dream
The world is shattered, the day is over and nothing is what it seems. I close my eyes because night is nearing and I can retire to my cyberdreams. Reveries of barely concealed desire, taunt and torment my melancholy mind. I succumb to sleep's enveloped enticement, and let my forgotten soul unwind. Your face haunts from sadistic shadows, illuminating dreams like the full moon. My happiness turns to hostility because the night will be over far too soon. With the arrival of the traitor sun, your face will, once more, disappear. I will search in vain for you and cry because you are not here. You seem a million miles from reality, some distant time, some distant place. I lie alone on my empty barren bed and curse the tears rolling down my face. With a hope that dangles dormant, until I am claimed once more by night. I rage against the racist rising sun and turn away from the newborn light.

Bastard Knight
Alone in the darkness where they wait, They thought to use a broken man as bait, Chains of iro they thought to bind, But it was anger that they did find, Blood running down his sides in streams, Yet all they hear is the winds hateful screams, Eyes shifting from colors of browns and greens to grey, The mistake was made in where they chose to stay, Once clean white walls now covered in blood, With sword in hand his rage had come as a flood, Now his enemies are dead and their blood on his hands, CLasping his steel skin back on it is time to join his war bands. A knight of shadows who is always alone not knowing where he comes from is the bastard knight you all know.

Hey... I Can Take A Joke. Here's The Irish Gettin Even With Us Rednecks For Crackin On Them!! Rofl!!! ;op
All In A Days Work? A Tennessee Phone Company was going to hire a team of telephone pole installers, and the boss had to choose between a team of two rednecks and a team of two Irish guys. So the boss met with both teams and said: "Here's what we'll do. Each team will install poles out on the new road for a day. The team that installs the most phone poles gets the job". Both teams headed right out. At end of the shift, Pat and Mike, the Irish guys, came back and the boss asked them how many they had installed. They said that it was tough going, but they'd put in twelve. Forty-five minutes later, Bubba and Duke, the redneck guys came back and they were totally exhausted. The boss asked, "Well, how many poles did you guys install?" Bubba, the team leader wiped his brow and sighed, "Duke and me, we got three in." The boss gasped, "Three? Those two Irish guys put in twelve!" "Yeah," said Bubba, "but you should see how much they left stickin' out of the ground

Top Ten Viagra Story....
The boss of a Madison Avenue advertising agency called a spontaneous staff meeting in the middle of a particularly stressful week. When everyone gathered, the boss, who understood the benefits of having fun, told the burnt out staff the purpose of the meeting was to have a quick contest. The theme was Viagra advertising slogans. The only rule was that they had to use past ad slogans, originally written for other products that captured the essence of Viagra. Slight variations were acceptable. About seven minutes later, they turned in their suggestions and created a Top Ten List. With all the laughter and camaraderie, the rest of the week went very well for everyone. The top ten were: 10. Viagra, Whaazzzz up! 9. Viagra, The quicker pecker upper. 8. Viagra, Like a rock! 7. Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight. 6. Viagra, Be all that you can be. 5. Viagra, Reach out and touch someone. 4. Viagra, Strong enough for a

Heya Ct
Just doing as I promised! Here are tonights statistics. 1st place Female - Mrs. Babycakes 41 ratings 2200 comments 1st place male- The Unloved Dark Moon 31 ratings 4110 comments 2nd place - Roughneck MP (Cowgirls and Cowboys of CT) 34 ratings 2456 comments 3rd Place - The Juggalo Thrill Hammer 14 ratings 110 comments I hate being sick y'all. I wish I would get better.

Militay People Contest !
~~ Army Man Contest on Ct ~~ I need Army Men for my contest! Contest will start 2/19 thur 2/26 Vip Gifts and VIC Gifts For the winners ! 1st Military person is...... with 1 comments So send me your pics to my inbox and i will enter u! Thanks Maria Click on pic to enter contest ! Maria ~!~......Angel Family Founder~~@ CherryTAP

Trans Am
Well my Trans Am just blew a head gasket....soooo much fun...so this weekend I am going to be putting a clutch in my Camaro....so that I have a car....and then next weekend trying to fix the TA.....man I am just having really bad luck lately...well heres hopin that it will turn around

The Marine Corps Hymn Semper Fi
From the Halls of Montezuma To the Shores of Tripoli; We fight our country's battles In the air, on land and sea; First to fight for right and freedom And to keep our honor clean; We are proud to claim the title of United States Marine. Our flag's unfurled to every breeze From dawn to setting sun; We have fought in ev'ry clime and place Where we could take a gun; In the snow of far-off Northern lands And in sunny tropic scenes; You will find us always on the job-- The United States Marines. Here's health to you and to our Corps Which we are proud to serve In many a strife we've fought for life And never lost our nerve; If the Army and the Navy Ever look on Heaven's scenes; They will find the streets are guarded By United States Marines.

One Night In Argentina
It was a hot and steamy mid-summer night in Buenos Aires, Argentina. On this particular night, the hint of passion in the air was greater than it had been in a very long time. Raol was a tall and remarkably handsome man with a slender, yet unmistakenly, masculine build. His hair was jet black and slicked back with not a strand out of place. His eyes were dark brown and very intense. He was dressed in a light gray tuxedo with long coat tails. His matching shoes were polished to an impeccible shine. He was also wearing a white shirt with ruffling on the front and the cuffs. His bow tie and cumberbun were a dark plum color. As every Friday night, he was sitting at the beautiful white grand piano in the bar at the most elegant hotel in the city. He was playing as patrons of the bar sat sipping their cocktails and chatting with one another. However, this was no ordinary Friday night. As he was about to play his final song for the evening a woman entered the bar that caught Raol's attenti

34 ~questions~
Okay this is called "FIRST REACTIONS QUIZ". You have to type the 1ST thing that comes to mind whenever you hear these 34 words. You can't think and go back and change your answers. Here we go: 1.Cigarette: TRYING TO QUIT 2. Sex: ROMANTIC 3. Relationships: LOVIN IT 4. Your Last Ex: I WANNA KILL THAT BITCH 5. Gay: LOVING EVERY MINUTE OF IT 6. Marijuana: DO U HAVE ANY? 7. Crack: BEEN THERE DONE THAT I AINT GOIN BACK 8. Food: JUST ATE 9. This President: ABOUT AS DUMB AS CLINTON 10. War: HIDEOUS 11. Gas prices: FUCK DAT I RATHER WALK 12. Cleveland Steamer: WTF IS THAT 13. Halloween HIDE & SEEK IN THE CEMETARIES 14. Bon Jovi: HE'S IET 15. Religion: PENACOSTAL, WICCAN 16. MySpace: BORING THATS WHY IM ON CHERRYTAP.COM 17. Worst Fear: DEATH 18. Marriage: I WANT TO MARRY MY GURL ONE DAY 19. Fashion: LOOKS LIKE A DRAG QUEEN 20. Brunettes: I AM 21. Redheads: NEVER DATED ONE 22. Bl

Sexy Smile Contest !
~~ Okay Sexy Smile On CT Contest ~~ Send me ur sexy smiles to my inbox and i will add u to contest. okay 2 gifts for first 3 places and 1 gift for all other place! 1st Sexy Smile is...... with 1 comments 2nd Sexy Smile Is...... with 1 comments 3rd Sexy Smile is...... with 1 comments 4th Sexy Smile is...... with 1 comments 5th Sexy Smile is...... with 1 comments 6th Sexy Smile is...... with 1 comments Contest starts the 2/16 thur 2/23 so hurry and enter and again I love you Guys! thanks Maria click on pic to enter contest! Maria ~!~......Angel Family Founder~~@ CherryTAP

Get Stoned
HINDER LYRICS "Get Stoned" Just hear me out If it's not perfect I'll perfect it till my heart explodes I highly doubt I can make it through another of your episodes Lashing out One of the petty moves you pull before you lose control You wear me out But it's all right now Lets go home and get stoned We could end up makin love instead of misery Go home and get stoned Cause the sex is so much better when you're mad at me You wear me out (We could end up making love instead of misery) But it's all right now Without a doubt The break up is worth the make up sex you're givin me Lets hash it out Cause your bitchin and your yellin don't mean anything Don't count me out I can handle all the baggage that you're carrying You wear me out But it's all right now Let's go home and get stoned We could end up makin love instead of misery Go home and get stoned Cause the sex is so much better when you're mad at me You wear me out (We could end up makin love instead of mis

An Attempt.
I purposefully had only three conversations today. The third one went like this: Him: That will be $18.50. Me: I have a rewards card. Him: That will be $13.50. Me: I have a question for you: where am I? Him: Ummm... Me: What town am I in? Him: San Rafael. Me: How do I get back to 101 North? Him: Ummm... Top row: "A Kitchen Witch's Cookbook" by Patricia Telesco, Oakland/Berkeley road map, iolite pocket stone, labradorite pocket stone, sodalite mini sphere. Second row: My Chemical Romance: I'm Not Okay (I Promise) single, AFI: Miss Murder single, Depeche Mode: World In My Eyes/Happiest Girl/Sea Of Sin, Billy Idol: Greatest Hits. Third row: They Might Be Giants: Then, The Earlier Years, Linda Rondstadt: Greatest Hits, vol 1, Anna Nalick: Wreck of the Day second edition, Depeche Mode: Black Celebration, Placebo: Meds. Fourth Row: Moth: Immune to Gravity, Buddy Holly: The Definitive Collection, My Chemical Romance: Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge, Varios Artist

For You I Will
For You I Will by Christina Marie Herring Even though we haven?t been together for a while, It feels like I?ve done everything to please you right. I?ll do anything and everything in my power to bring you whatever you need. Even if it takes me a day or two to give it to you, I will do it for you. When I am with you, It feels like I am the King in your life, And you are my queen. It feels like I am connected to your body at times, Because it seems like we both want the same thing, but we are scared. I told you over and over again that I don?t want to push unless you push back, Which you are already doing, But I am afraid. But as I said, I am your King and I will give you anything and everything that I have, If what I have pleasures you. I want to give you the world, And serve you until I die. Even though I am giving this to you, Not the poem or this card, but something else. I want you to answer this riddle or something that I thought of. If you

Stay Strong
for every tear you cry Ill cry two, for every time you feel lonely remember me and each day when you think you cant go on know that there are people around who love you it may not be the same as what you want and it may not be as strong but if you let us we will help you through this and i know that i will be here every step of the way no matter how long it takes im always going to be here for you but you have to stay strong and promise me you wont give up because in the end you will come out of this stronger and we will all be here waiting for you waiting for the day the amazing man we all know to come back but until that day know that everything you go through I will go through with you and every hurt you feel I will feel twice as strong but you have to stay strong if for nothing more be strong for our lil girl...

Lick It Up Bitch!
Females can't cum from sex UNLESS, they're on top..and they're on top why? so they can stimulate their clit..by doin' their lil snake charm grindin'grab on our pelvic bones..which..really does nothin' for us..so the key is..eat **** first..make her cum a few times...numb her up..then hammer away or soft and slow with alot of vaginal teasing with your magic stick to build it all up in the end, however u like...... now once ur inbetween her legs..don't just ****in' dive in there like a bum at a thanksgiving charity dinner...take your ****in'time I know **** is nearly irresistable...but don't act like it is.. lick her inner thighs, kiss them..kiss around her **** lips..kiss the lips etc. etc..finally once u've got your tongue on her clit..this is what u do..(u can use ur hands to spread her lips here if u want..that's all preference...it's easier to make em cum w/their lips spread..so u have easier access to their clit) now...roll the tip and somewhat flat part of your tongue around the

Irs Facts That You Might Find Interesting.
1. The IRS is not a U.S. Government Agency. It is an Agency of the IMF. (Diversified Metal Products v. IRS, et al. CV-93-405E-EJE U.S.D.C.D.I., Public Law 94-564, Senate Report 94-1148 pg. 5967, Reorganization Plan No. 26, Public Law 102-391.) 2. The IMF is an Agency of the UN. (Blacks Law Dictionary 6th Ed. Pg. 816) 3. The U.S. has not had a Treasury Department since 1921. (41 Stat. Ch.214 pg. 654) 4. The U.S. Treasury is now the IMF. (Presidential Documents Volume 29-No.4 pg. 113, 22 U.S.C. 285-288). 5. The United States does not have any employees because there is no longer a United States. No more reorganizations. After over 200 years of operating under bankruptcy, it's finally over, (Executive Order 12803). Do not personate one of the creditors or share holders or you will go to Prison.18 U.S.C. 914 6. The FCC, CIA, FBI, NASA and all of the other alphabet gangs were never part of the United States government. even though the "US Government" held shares of stock

18 Feb 07 - Sunday
18 Feb 07 - Sunday 1516 Mary I Tudor [Bloody Mary] Greenwich, (1553-58), 1st reigning queen of Great Britain 1795 George Peabody South Danvers MA, merchant/philanthropist 1836 Ramakrishna Hooghly Bengal, Hindu saint (preached unity of all religions) 1848 Louis Comfort Tiffany glassmaker (stained glass windows) 1859 Sholem Aleichem [Solomon Rabinowitz], author (Fiddler on the Roof) 1890 Boris L Pasternak Russian poet/writer (Dr Zhivago) 1895 George "The Gipper" Gipp Notre Dame football star 1933 Yoko Ono Lennon [Mrs John Lennon], Tokyo Japan, singer(?) 1941 Herb Santiago vocalist (Frankie Lymon & Teenagers-Why Do Fools Fall) 1947 Dennis De Young Chicago IL, vocalist (Styx-Grand Illusion, Its Raining Again) 1949 Cybill Shepherd Memphis TN, actress (Moonlighting, Last Picture Show) 1950 John Hughes director (Breakfast Club, Ferris Bueller) 1952 Juice Newton [Judy Cohen], Virginia, singer (Angel of the Morning) 1953 Derek Pellicci rock drummer (Little River Band-Help Is

Im Belly Up
Me and andrea just got back from Par 3 Bistro (very secluded french cuisine restraunt near our appartment), and oh my gods was it the best food ever. I had a rack of lamb with mint jelly sauce, and she had veal cutlets with sweet crab meat on top, covered in a hollandaise sauce. All with pomme frittes, sweet carrots, and diced water chestnuts. Before that, we had an appetiser of mussels poulette, covered in a white wine sauce. Dessert was creppe suzette (sp), and wow. Thats all i can say is wow. Needless to say, im going to be resting for a few hours and letting this all settle in my tummy!

Are You A Good Kisser?
Your Kissing Technique Is: Perfect Your kissing technique is amazing - and you know it. You have the confidence to make the first move. And you always seem to know what kissing style is going to work best. Sometimes you're passionate, sometimes you're a tease. And you're always amazing! Are You a Good Kisser?

♥
It is so hard to believe that my baby turned two years old today. Where has the time gone ??? I have missed so many great points in her life but it was not by my choice. I often sit back think if there is any way I can fix this mess. All I want is to be able to hold my babies. I'll never forget the baby shower. Oh my goodness my living room was full of presents for my little angel. If things could have been different she would never have wanted for anything. She had enough clothes she never would have to wear the same thing twice. I'll never understand their reasons for not letting us see the girls. As hard as it is to believe that my angel turning 2 but it is even harder to believe that my Katie bug is turning 1. I love my nieces to death and would do anything to help them. Then reality sets in they are just untouchable memories that no matter how I try is still not enough to keep me from wanting to see my girls. Those girls should have been mine. Happy Birthday Cassie ! Happy Birthda

Rochelle I Dreamt Of You
hmm, wonder if the title of this will catch person's attention so they read it lol. i was having grrness trying to make things ok with ravyn and be on talking terms, because i would like to be friends again, and as ussual she got all pissed and saying how just thinking of me and what i did to her makes her sick so she tries not to think about me, and it irks her that i randomly talk to her when she's told me a million times to leave her the fuck alone. so i was having horrible night :/ and for some reason when i'm bleh i turn to rochelle a bit, well not surprising i mean, i tend to think of her every day a little bit even though i've been unwillingly consumed by ravyn. anyways, i started feeling like i just really don't want things to be like this and i really want to make it go away and be better and such and once again like i need to force myself to not think of ravyn so that i don't keep making her sick to her stomach :/ she doesn't think of me and i can't find a way to stop thi

Poem
My hands upon your knees I am Moses parting the waters With my love inside, you widen Even farther than your legs are supposed to go Like a Bible opening to a secret passage I run my fingers down the page Looking for the words That can save a man's soul That can freeze and shatter time Now I am like Noah Waiting out the storm Waiting out the wrath of God Waiting to seed your earth You open the glowing gates to Eden The birthplace of creation calling me home Now I am like Adam Heaping taboo upon my plate My penis in the hand of woman Leading me out of paradise Our sins exposed like Eve's shame revealed We ask forgiveness Of a cherub and a sword But these doors were closed long before We chose this skin Of animal and beast So now you ask to call me Master And you beg to see my whip For you are sure the joy of service Will illuminate your path But I am slave by noble birth And I will not wear a mask And before this night is over We shal

Naked Night Swims
so some friends of mine and i went to rcoky tonight instead of going to the rave ..which was depressing to me i got all dressed up rocky at a ne w venue just wasnt the same i left during make you a man i went out side and leaned against this rail3 stories up looking towards all these lights i and the queen fucking mary a giant ship .i thought about how much everything had changed and what im gonna do in the next couple months lol i took my shoes off i was wearing my black babydoll heals so i was standing there in fishnet stalkings pirate spankies and a corset leaning over this rail looking at shit for probly an hour the show let out i went back to the car and fucking chris and amanda were fucking platerd they left after the first 10 mins and trixies strip show to go smoke and instead got waisted so we waited for anna and her friend to come back and got to drive us back home ..we decided to go to the beach and actually go in mind you we decided this at around 3 am so we went i told chr

Looking Out
im looking out the office window, thinking about a love long ago, remember the love letters that , shared our hearts and soul, when the thunder rolled i swear, i could see and hear you across the sky, so all i see is tears in my eyes, and sorrow of losing you and leaving you behind, all the love that we shared years ago, distance maybe a problem, when your so far away, my heart will always keep you close, wanting to look into your eyes, as the tears streaming down your face,. on this hot summer night,, knowing you will be my friend forever, doug

Sexy Lady Contest!
~~ Okay SeXy Lady Of CT Contest ~~ Come on ladys i'm looking for 10 ladys who know they are cute! Enter my contest and win a V.I.P. gift and V.I.C. gift yes 2 gifts! Contest will start 2/19 thur 2/26 1st Sexy lady is...... with 1 comments 2nd Sexy Lady is...... with 1 comments Only 2 days to get 10 ladies....hurry and send me your pic link to my inbox! Most comments wins! And you can comment and rate your own pic! Thanks Maria Click on pic to enter contest! Maria ~!~......Angel Family Founder~~@ CherryTAP

Blank Confessions
I enjoy the space Never minded The time You learn to Understand dimensions Then sketch a Cranial trace What exactly Alone means How much Eternal hope Springs Like believing If you’re leaving They’ll be in the Same place Connecting Only works If you let them All in If there are Moments You need Separation Just leave them Plugged in Alone Is less lonely With a friend

More Movie Reviews ...lol
SAW III -- This one was way better than the first two. I don't know who came up with the stuff in the movie, but man was it gross...lol. This one gets 5 stars. TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE: THE BEGINNING This one was good. Not as ummmm gross as Saw III. But still good. Mainly -- if ya haven't seen it-- shows how the whole thing, including Leatherface, started. This one gets 4 stars I have no idea what's on the agenda for next weekend...if its worth talking about, I'll leave another review LOL.

Dreams
dreams can be good dreams can be bad dreams in making things dreams can be wild if you believe in dreams they some times will come true dont give up just cause if someone tells you that your a dreamer just turn them and tell to bad your not your dreams are yours no one can tell you how to live them keep them close to you and rembember there yours

Writen For Angelfreek
In thine eyes In thine eyes i would dwell swimming in the sea of your mind strolling the chambers of your heart I would be contented to exist in no other place but your memory if i must cease to be then grant me existence in your memories In thine eyes

New.
Hey If You Don't Mind People. Can You Add Me?. I Love New Friends And People To Talk To. I Am 15 And I Am Gay. But I Just Want Friends. I Hardly Get Any At All. Even Online... Don't Add Me If You Feel Bad. Add Me Cuz You Want To Be A Friend. Thank you.

Sad News
tonight as i took a shower i started to bleed. i called the er and they said to come into the clinic in the am and they will do tests but wish large amounts of bright red bleeding at 9 weeks nothing much can be done if its meant that the baby will die AGAIN they cant stop it. i dont understand this is the 3rd time this has happened to me. WHY???? i keep asking myself why is this happening to me i know god doesnt really hate me but DAMN what the fuck??? you probably wont be seeing much of me on here for a while cuz i will probably sleep this away for a while but i will let you know what happens...next time if there is a next time i get pregnant i will follow the rule and keep it to myself till after the first tri-mester that way i dont have to go thru telling everyone this AGAIN

"twisting Fate..you Can Change For The Better, No Matter How Old You Are."
"You're too bashful. You're too emotional. you see the bad before the good. Then reality sets in about your goals for the new you. People don't change,right? We're hard wired. Personality, intelligence, ability, it's all set at an early age. Personality in particular. It's just the way you are. One of your "attributes" might get in the way of a better life, but why try to fight it and fail? In its study of personality, psychologists often peg the age of jellying as early as 5 and as late as 30. In other words, adults past there 20's should just forget about making meaningful changes. Well, chin up. Several personality psychologists of late say the "set in stone" premise is gone too far. Research is showing that individuals' personalities do change over time, the personality change is on going. Most important, they say motivated people with the right outlook and some common sense strategies can tweak their traits to make them work better for them. Here's how Caro

Here Are Ur Bike Photo Winners
HERE ARE YOUR WINNERS.. BEST BIKE PHOTO.. #1 IN RATES WINNING A PERSOANLIZED SKIN current rating: 10.16 (81) #2 IN RATES WINNING A PERSONALIZED TAGcurrent rating: 10.12 (75) #3 IN RATES WINNING A PERSONALIZED MORPHcurrent rating: 10.05 (55) #1 COMMENTS WINNING SILVER BIKEComments: 5005&Comments: 3435 #2 COMMENTS WINNING RINGComments: 2525 #3 COMMENTS WINNING MANS BRACELETTEComments: 2112 THIS CONTEST WAS HOSTED BY

Cheese Sandwich
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads: Cheese Sandwich: $1.50 Hand Job: $10.00 He checks his wallet for the necessary payment, then he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks to an eager-looking group of men. "Yes?" she inquires, with a knowing smile, "can I help you?" "Yep, I was wondering," whispers the man, "are you the one who gives the handjobs?" "Yes," she purrs, "I am." Replies the man, "Well, then, wash your hands because I want a cheese sandwich!"

The Necklace
I walked through a field, Just the other day, While I walked I searched the ground. While I searched, The ugliest dead flowers I found. Tenderly I picked them, I worked them to and fro. Until a necklace formed, An ugly necklace made from ugly thorns. I thought of you the whole while. Old memories sprung up fast. The second my eyes fell on those pitiful petals. I knew I had to end it at last. The necklace made and pitiful as ever. I'm smiling now it's true. I held a flame held it a while. Held it gleefully as it burned. 2/19/07

Come On In
Hey hey all come join me in my room and have some fun feel free to talk about anything and listen to some great music and jokes. we don't only play music we talk and play jokes as well so come on in and enjoy so fun or request some music or dedicate a song to someone wish someone a happy b-day anything u like expand your minds and come join our fun. (repost of original by 'ღღDJ-Queenღღ[Owner Of Wicked Realm]meris b**ch[wanna be a dj hit me up]' on '2007-02-19 20:45:58') (repost of original by 'Lordviper~D-Zone's Official Resident Perv~' on '2007-02-19 20:46:43')

What Does Your Birthdate Mean?
Your Birthdate: December 4 You have an extraordinary character - moral, responsible, and disciplined. Your sincerely and honesty shine through in almost every situation. Driven and focused, you rarely let your emotions get the better of you. You're level headed and rational. People count on your to look at things objectively. Your strength: Your unwavering loyalty and ethics Your weakness: Your rock solid stubbornness Your power color: Navy blue Your power symbol: Shield Your power month: AprilWhat Does Your Birth Date Mean?

Sexy Lady On Ct Contest !
~~ Okay SeXy Lady Of CT Contest ~~ Come on ladys i'm looking for 10 ladys who know they are cute! Enter my contest and win a V.I.P. gift and V.I.C. gift yes 2 gifts! Contest will start 2/19 thur 2/26 1st Sexy lady is...... with 916 comments 2nd Sexy Lady is...... with 32 comments 3rd Sexy Lady is...... with 18 comments 4th Sexy Lady is...... with 3 comments 5th Sexy Lady is...... with 1 comments Only 2 days to get 10 ladies....hurry and send me your pic link to my inbox! Most comments wins! And you can comment and rate your own pic! Thanks Maria Click on pic to enter contest! Maria ~!~......Angel Family Founder~~@ CherryTAP

The Balls In Women's Brains????
Tried to upload the image to the photo album, but it wouldn't take. So, the next best thing was to translate it via Photobucket...and here it is: This is supposed to be a woman's brain. The joke with the image in the email I received was that: Every one of those little blue balls is a thought about something that needs to be done, a decision or a problem that needs to be solved Good thing a man's brain requires only two balls. Ironically, although the image is supposed to be a joke, I feel like my brain really does work like that!! :D Hee hee... :p

The Last Last Time...
The Last, Last TIme Here I am on the floor My lip is bleeding and my shirt is streched and torn Cause I tried to get away with lies you've heard before You though our picture at the window I said don't go pre-chorus: You picked up your pride and you walked over me You grabed your shoes, your phone, your keys Before you slamed the door you screamed Chorus: This is the last last time You stick a knife into my back & you'll wish you could rewind every second chance you had to tell the truth and fallow though I doubted me and trusted you Everytime you cross the line you want one last last time Try to stand but I fall The echo of stilettos in the hall to the street Where you took the knife from your back to the seats of my car... you threw a brick right through the window And as you go Pre-chorus: 4 letter words That you never speak You called me every name there is Flip me off and scream Chorus: This is the last last time You stick a knif

Oh My Gosh Im So Sorry
hey im sorry that we all been gone an i miss yall and i miss talkin to you all to and pluse we got some new pics and i didnt know hlw long we were gone eather :( so im back and ready for some goodness. :) ruby and serena hey if anyone plays guild wars im shmorky ko in the game so yeah. by jeff