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> The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you
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> 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
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> Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the
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> Correct Answer: The E lephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You
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> According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the
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> Send this out to frustrate all of your smart friends.
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> PS: Just the fact that I sent it to you should make you feel good
