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A Full Planed Day
Today I've got to go to chapel hill and get my treatment then I'm going to come home and work on my sissy's home work. I found everything that I needed last night now I just need to put all my notes I made into the paper. Alex is going to go stay over at my father-in-law's house while I go to c-h. He came home last night talking about going bye bye to aunt sheila's house. Witch he will be going up there around christmas time cause I'm going. But my baby going any where is hard for me. I don't let him spend the night over at anyone's house really cause of him having probs in the middle of the night. But he's going to spend Firday night over at pawpaw's house cause they have this thing at church saturday morning and he said it would be easier for him to just spend the night him and Jake. But anyways. I'm going to have my nease and nef (Caleb, Lexis) Firday night and then I think I'm going to have my god son Chris Saturday night. I'm going to try and plan something for us all to do that w

Beautiful
this is a really great poem i read and wanted to share with god who ever knows. but anyways here it is. "Believe" Believe in things you cannot see Belive in dreams yet to be So simple yet so close at hand This powerfull truth by which I stand Do not listen to things that are not And spend no time when others ought The courage of a lion grows When he listens and waits when nobody knows Time knows how much time it has No need to hurry, I know this as My life moves on so slowly still To be at peace I know I will Believe that all awaits you yet In dreams and hopes and those we've met That faith and will win in the end My belief in this will never bend by Barbarea

My Blogging Trial
Damnit, I've been trying all night. I've had idea after brilliant idea to write about and keep getting distracted. One of my distractions is that I've acted in my first ever role as cherry mentor. (should we ask baby j if we need a new level?) A very cute and sweet young lady came on my page and asked me if I minded if she check out the guys there. Go right ahead I said. I'm sure there are plenty of men who would love it if you said hello. Therein followed a whole discussion involving rules of engagement, toys, well hung men, and other chicks on LC (sorry, I just CANT! CT is lame). With a bit of tongue in cheek considering that I am hardly an expert, I dolled out the best advice I could think of. The ultimate truth: The internet is not real life but it DOES involve real people. The obvious: you do not have to think/say/do anything that makes you uncomfortable. The not so obvious: some girls are WAY sensitive about their families so be careful. These are the clear and

The Bible Says Murder Is Ok
1-Kill People Who Don't Listen to Priests Anyone arrogant enough to reject the verdict of the judge or of the priest who represents the LORD your God must be put to death. Such evil must be purged from Israel. (Deuteronomy 17:12 NLT) 2-Kill Witches You should not let a sorceress live. (Exodus 22:17 NAB) 3-Kill Homosexuals "If a man lies with a male as with a women, both of them shall be put to death for their abominable deed; they have forfeited their lives." (Leviticus 20:13 NAB) 4-Kill Fortunetellers A man or a woman who acts as a medium or fortuneteller shall be put to death by stoning; they have no one but themselves to blame for their death. (Leviticus 20:27 NAB) 5-Death for Hitting Dad Whoever strikes his father or mother shall be put to death. (Exodus 21:15 NAB) 6-Death for Cursing Parents 1) If one curses his father or mother, his lamp will go out at the coming of darkness. (Proverbs 20:20 NAB) 2) All who curse their father or mother mu

Yesterday Is Forgotten !! 9.30 Am
so yesterday i was in a mega dilema (spelling??) but thatnkyou to everyone who commented because you helped me see i was just being really selfish and so i emailed my friend and i think things are pretty much sorted !! im beginning to think im a drama queen !! or in the makings of being one .. not intentionally to get attention just in i think far to much and get all mixed up and dramatic about things !! to much time on my hands i guess i so need to get out and do more !! anyways i have to go coz today i am going out to do more... lol..... well im taking my daughter to the ballpit so thats a start im sure il be back later though hehe !! cant do it all in one day !! thankyou again !! love to you all !! xxxxxxxxxxxxx (in a bored housewife way !! lol GRAY !! im going to reply later !! xx )

Holla
kk sis boo hea Her very first blog*shys away* sis boo came here cos i love ya Alcohol dictionary yea and my bro Icy lead me here.Hey thx. Secondary is ya peps very nice to me which i think is very cool. Cheers for that.I love gothic and appreciate for all accepting me

More Biblical Contradictions...yay
Theological doctrines: 1. God is satisfied with his works Gen 1:31 God is dissatisfied with his works. Gen 6:6 2. God dwells in chosen temples 2 Chron 7:12,16 God dwells not in temples Acts 7:48 3. God dwells in light Tim 6:16 God dwells in darkness 1 Kings 8:12/ Ps 18:11/ Ps 97:2 4. God is seen and heard Ex 33:23/ Ex 33:11/ Gen 3:9,10/ Gen 32:30/ Is 6:1/ Ex 24:9-11 God is invisible and cannot be heard John 1:18/ John 5:37/ Ex 33:20/ 1 Tim 6:16 5. God is tired and rests Ex 31:17 God is never tired and never rests Is 40:28 6. God is everywhere present, sees and knows all things Prov 15:3/ Ps 139:7-10/ Job 34:22,21 God is not everywhere present, neither sees nor knows all things Gen 11:5/ Gen 18:20,21/ Gen 3:8 7. God knows the hearts of men

Top Ten Signs You're A Fundamentalist Christian
10 - You vigorously deny the existence of thousands of gods claimed by other religions, but feel outraged when someone denies the existence of yours. 9 - You feel insulted and "dehumanized" when scientists say that people evolved from other life forms, but you have no problem with the Biblical claim that we were created from dirt. 8 - You laugh at polytheists, but you have no problem believing in a Triune God. 7 - Your face turns purple when you hear of the "atrocities" attributed to Allah, but you don't even flinch when hearing about how God/Jehovah slaughtered all the babies of Egypt in "Exodus" and ordered the elimination of entire ethnic groups in "Joshua" including women, children, and trees! 6 - You laugh at Hindu beliefs that deify humans, and Greek claims about gods sleeping with women, but you have no problem believing that the Holy Spirit impregnated Mary, who then gave birth to a man-god who got killed, came back to life and then ascended into the sky. 5

Quizzes About Me. Dare To Compare!
You scored as A Slave To BDSM. Admit it, you like being tied up and being told you've been very naughty. You like teasing your partner and making them squirm, and not letting them be able to do anything about it. Some people think what you do is sick and disgusting, but you know it's all in good fun.A Slave To BDSM90%Sex God88%A Romantic48%Virgin30%How are you in bedcreated with QuizFarm.com Cancer You are shy and mysterious. Hotties are always trying to unlock your secrets, and figure out what makes you so cool. You have to have trust in your partner, so you’re not really into randomly hooking up. You really like the intimacy that comes with sex and you won’t take no for an answer when it comes to after sex cuddling. Sex matches: Taurus, Scorpio, Pisces Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com e.e Hehe, that's only half-true, at best. Using your mind Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your mind. Sex is mostly in your mind and to yo

Obedience Or Independence?
November 2, 2006 Obedience or Independence? LISTEN: READ: If you love Me, keep My commandments —John 14:15 About this cover Our Lord never insists obedience. He stresses very definitely what we ought to do, but He never forces us to do it. We have to obey Him out of a oneness of spirit with Him. That is why whenever our Lord talked about discipleship, He prefaced it with an "If," meaning, "You do not need to do this unless you desire to do so." "If anyone desires to come after Me, let him deny himself . . ." ( Luke 9:23 ). In other words, "To be My disciple, let him give up his right to himself to Me." Our Lord is not talking about our eternal position, but about our being of value to Him in this life here and now. That is why He sounds so stern (see Luke 14:26 ). Never try to make sense from these words by separating them from the One who spoke them. The Lord does not give me rules, but He makes His standard very clear. If my relationship to Him is that of love, I

Freakin Perverts
What the fuck is wrong with people? Im sick of dirty fuckers asking me to "play". What did people do before computers? Whats so good about cybering with someone? No matter how you look at it youre still just masturbating. If i wanted to see someone naked I would go look at my husband or watch some porn on my big screen tv, not sit in front of my computer for some weirdo to jerk off to me. How pathetic does someone have to be? I have a suggestion go get some pussy out in the real world dick face because you are just a lonely piece of perverted shit. I hope you get carpel tunnel syndrome from wanking your tiny dick too much.

Why (a Poem I Wrotwe For A Friend)
i cried another tear cause im lost without you, your on my mind and i dont know what to do. you hurt me once and now you want to leave, well fuck it go just let me greeve. its better to know i wasnt ever in your heart, why did you lie if you knew we would part? all i ever wanted was for you to let go, and love me the way you told me so. my friends say its time to move on, but i rather listen to our song. they try to set me up with just a few, but all i ever thought about was you. you held me close and kissed my hand, you squeezed me tight and said you were my man. now you say it dont feel the same, with comments like that your playing a game. my heart aint a prize and its delicate like a rose petal, so when you hurt me i want to crumble and settle. on the ground were you left my soul, the day you left and let me go. i asked why and prayed for you to come back, but now im done cause you smoked up that crack. i dont want a loser who doesnt work, not a asshole who acts like a jerk. i want

The Truth
now here i am to shed a tear, to let you know my last fear. i had this love who was everything to me, and she was taken to heaven without this G. we shared our moments sitting on the swing, i would tell her rhymes and she would sing. her voice was an agelic with her soft touch, i love this woman so very much. nothing could stop me from loving this girl, she was everything to me she was my world. but in a flash just like that, she was gone and my head went splat. i could write about our happiness i could write about our love, but now shes an angel up above. so all i have is eternal pain, crying forever more then the rain. my heart was broken she was dead, all my pain was in my head. i took it out on others as they crossed my path if she was dead well you do the math! woman have tried to break down my wall, but i wouldnt let them in not at all. my heart was now made of steel, then i was taught to never feel. cold to everybody my family and friends, my heart was impossible for anybody to

Today's Promise From The Bible Psalms 107:14
Today's Promise from the Bible Psalms 107:14 He brought them out of darkness and the shadow of death, and brake their bands in sunder. Reflection In the same way that God delivered His people in times of the Old Testament and broke their chains, He also delivers His people in the age of the church. For those whom God has saved, they have been eternally liberated from their enslavement to sin.

Thoughts
as i lay you down to sleep, i kiss your forehead and say im yours to keep. if i die before you wake, toss my body in the lake. dont ask me why just do as i say, and i'll be reborn for another day. i have this love, i have this passion. i write in a funny fasion. but i do know that i am true, and i love to write peoms for you. the smiles i see keep me at bay, and i love the vouches i receive each day. you cant imagine how i feel, but do know this prince is real! now im waiting at the gates of hell, mad as fuck with a story to tell. why am i here if all i brought was joy, while the torture i had since i was a boy. dam all i ever wanted was to be loved, but i got knighted and stuck in this cove. yes i know you dont understand but im just me a fucked up man. lost in heaven with the purest soul, lost in hell with no where to go. all caught up in the scene, fuck i hope this is a dream.

For Me
open my heart if you think you could, tell me you love me and tell me im good. i been hurt in my past, i only told one person about the pain i have. she knows why i keep my distance from you, and i wish that i could love you. maybe in the future i'll break down my wall, maybe i'll show up and give you a call. i just need to forgive myself for what happened in the past years, i condemed myself for her tears. heart break was the love i held so close, and in 15 years i guess im done i suppose. i never let someone get too close to me, i pushed then away and said you cant be with me. but i know someday i'll have to love, if im to forgive myself and have a chance to go above. i may lose you in this rhyme, its ok cause its for me this time. i need to clear out my head, im tired of being the walking dead. none of you could ever feel my pain, its what drove me insane. it held me tight and closed up my soul, the death of my angel let my heart go. my tears and pain i let out for all to see, i hel

Romance/poetry
With my tongue I explored while attempting to memorize her reactions My fingers followed the avid contour exploiting her body’s gentle persuasions My naughty words pleased her senses extending the five to six Boldness dismounted the neutral fence Creative imagination became a randy mix Five minutes slowly marched to forty-five Each second seemed a lifetime The sex was morally alive Sensations just about blew my mind We’re into the late morning after a limping pause The benefits were truly rewarding We will revisit the act because… The very short night quickly slipped into eternities book of history The lessons left me fully equipped to find the elusive g-spot instinctively mylovepoet

What Do You Believe In...
I believe in a few good things. I believe that you should Treat others how You would like to be treated. I believe in "true Love". I believe in Humanity eventhough, we arent perfect. I believe in Struggling to achieve greatness, and I believe in Myself...

What Kind Of Seducer Are You?
Your Seduction Style: Fantasy Lover You know that ideal love that each of us dreams of from childhood? That's you! Not because you posess all of the ideal characteristics, but because you are a savvy shape shifter. You have the uncanny ability to detect someone's particular fantasy... and make it you. You inspire each person to be an idealist and passionate, and you make each moment memorable Even a simple coffee date with you can be the most romantic moment of someone's life By giving your date exactly what he or she desires, you quickly become the ideal lover. Your abilities to make dreams come true is so strong, that you are often the love of many people's lives. Your ex's (and even people you have simply met or been friends with) long to be yours. No doubt you are the one others have dreamed of... your biggest challenge is finding *your* dream lover. What Kind of Seducer Are You?

Another Contest
yea i know alot of people use their blogs for important info etc, but im just tryin to pimp my ass out there and get some votes...sorry ok, i'm only in one contest now. dont know the results of the other 2 yet, but i know they're over.... so PLEASE go vote for me....comment the pic and plesae say the word VOTE in the comment....I'd like to acheive a decent score on here please!!!! (cause i know i didnt in the others) thanks ppl, luv ya xx

Letter From A Third Grade Teacher Sent Home To Pagan Parents
This was so fucking cute! I loved it...only cause I've been through something similar with Daves teacher. *except the rash thing* ************************************************ ************************************************ Dear Mr. and Mrs. Thomas, I write this letter in concern of your daughter, Aradia Moon. Please don't take this the wrong way, however, although she is a straight A student and a very bright child, she has some strange habits that I feel we should address. Every morning before class, she insists on walking around the room with her pencil in the air. She says she is "drawing down the moon." I told her art class is in an hour and to please refrain until then to do any drawing. And speaking of art class, whenever she draws a night sky, she insists on drawing little circles around all the stars and people dancing on the ground. And that brings up dancing, I had to stop her twice for taking off her clothes during a game of Ring Around the Rosey! By the

Arms Of Tranquility
ive gone blind from thoughts of you the poison within comes thru Ive taken each breath of my life for you and thru each one my hatred grew I feel it close again whisper things that once were said a long kiss gives trust grinding hips a new lust thru the night we will stay all our sins will wash away the past is gone so here we'll stay in the arms of tranquility words are spoken in the night becoming one by candlelight flesh to flesh skin to skin no one else will get in and take away how we feel forever one will be for real

Another Bit Of A Gothic Poem ??
From the lost dark night he brings to you the power of life as he takes your soul from you each night you fell in to a deep sleep. As he walks away with your soul at night He kisses you upon your lips For your soul to come back each time you awaken So you can tell of the lost dark night To bring others to awaken at the days of life For when he will be at your first Childs front door On their 21st birthday to bring them the power of love from your soul

By The Sun Set Sea
When I was young I would be dreaming of my one true love When I meet her in that little place by the sun set sea Where she would be sitting by the bar singing take me home with you. So when she had stop singing I walked up too her & ask her if she would like a drink Then she says yes so I ordered 2 drinks by the sun set sea bar Then we got talking about places & people & she says we got a lot in common So I ask her if she would like too meet again sum time so we exchanged numbers So she calls me back the next day too meet again.

This Could Be Us When We Get Old
This will warm your heart, especially if you have lost faith in > > human kindness. This letter was sent to the principal's office after an > > > > elementary school had sponsored a luncheon for the elderly. A > > > > little old lady received a new radio at the lunch as a door prize, and was > > > > writing to say thank you. This story is a credit to all mankind. Forward to > > > > anyone you know who might need a lift today! > > > > > > > > Dear Faculty and Students, > > > > God bless you for the beautiful radio I won at your recent senior > > > > citizens' luncheon. I am 84 years old and live at an Assisted Home > > > > for the Aged. All of my family has passed away. I am all alone now and > > > > it's nice to know someone is thinking of me. God bless you for your kindness > > > > to an old forgotten lady. My roommate is 95 and always had her own radio. > > > > Before I received this one, she would never let me listen to hers,

Bit Of A Gothis Poem ??
Taker of soul’s lover to the woman of my heart The keeper of her heart for my soul burns for her love As my passions burn greatly for her sweet tender kiss to my lips As I lie and wait for her to find my lost soul For I cry my self to sleep and dream of her sweet soul in my arms once again As my sweet sorrow will never die till I find her again

Sparks Fly
ive been set down at the gates of hell crying out to you im still waiting for that piece of heaven and i think my time is due ive got a little more pain coming my way and i hope itll soon pass im hoping your love with lead the way and shine on my path because i think you and i are made for each other and i think its true that when the sparks fly and i see it in your eye ill come crawlin back to you so shine upon me and make me smile shine on my soul shed your light down on me shine on my soul

Color Of Passion
Your Passion is Orange Your sex life is driven by your wild fantasies. For you, sex is a dramatic performance where you are the star. And you love putting on a wild act for your lover, trying to top last night's show. Whether you enjoy the actual sex is irrelevant... it's all about putting on a good act! What Color Is Your Passion?

The Cremated Husband
Martha recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought his ashes home. Picking up the urn that he was in, she poured him out on the patio table. Then, while tracing her fingers in the ashes, she started talking to him. "Herman, you know that dishwasher you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money!" She paused for a minute tracing her fingers in the ashes then said, "Herman, remember that car you promised me? Well, I also bought it with the insurance money!" Again, she paused for a few minutes and while tracing her fingers in the ashes she said, "Herman, that diamond ring you promised me? Bought it too, with the insurance money!" Finally, still tracing her fingers in the ashes, she said, "Herman, remember that blow job I promised you?" "Here it comes."

I Toally Fucking Fun!
You scored as Fun. Your fun fun fun! Please rate my quiz!Fun100%Outgoing88%Nice75%Immature31%Shy13%Dramatic13%mean6%what kind of person are you? (shy,outgoing,fun,mean,immature,dramatic or nice?)created with QuizFarm.com Pft...like if there were ever a doubt!

Pictures From Halloween 2k6 [[hottness]]
So I went trick or treating for the first time in like what...4 years? It was pretty fun. Free Candy. Is there anything better? After that, Me, my bro and my friend Kat went to checkers and got some dinner and then I headed to my friend Jack's house where the two of us stayed up bullshitting the whole night...I felt bad when he had to wake up 3 hours later to go to work. Anyways, here's some pix for ya: My emo pic John's emo pic John in kats room before going trick or treating Me before going out [[I had a witch hat but it I never seem to be wearing it when pix were taken.]] Kat lookin all spiffy Food Mi hermano moi Me n' Kat gangstas

Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity . 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that. 4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In." 5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks . Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso . 6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write " For Smuggling Diamonds" 7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy." 8. Dont use any punctuation 9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk. 10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go." 12. Sing Along At The Opera. 13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme? 14. Put Mosqu

Nurturing Yourself
Nurturing yourself Taking time to smell the rose I notice along my way... is a way to say I love you to me... today. Sitting quietly in the park to watch the birds at play... is a way to say I love you to me... today. Nuzzling my cat with my face, and petting her where she lay... is a way to say I love you to me... today. Soaking in bubbles and slipping into my slinky negliget... is a way to say I love you to me... today. Drinking in the sunset at the end of a long, long day... is a way to say I love you to me... today. Every moment is a drop of light or darkness, happiness or sadness, integrity or deceit, togetherness or isolation. Every moment is your own perception of who you are, what is going on and how you want to continue. Every moment is yours to savor or reject, hold dear or ignore, remain awake or go to sleep, cherish or get through. Every moment presents you with choices and opportunities for growth or stagnation. Every m

Blue Eyes
|B|L|U|E| |E|Y|E|S| -People with blue eyes last the longest in relationships. They are kind, pretty or handsome,very good kissers and are really hot. They always fall in love with their closest friends and never understand why. They are very funny, outgoing and don't care what people think or say. They are very satisfying and love to please. |G|R|E|E|N| |E|Y|E|S| -Sex Addicts!!! People with green eyes have the most passion put into relationships, they have long lasting relationships. People with green eyes are also the horniest and most beautiful. They long for the touch of another. People with green eyes are very sexy and very attracted towards the oppossite. *H . A . Z . E . l*. *E . Y . E . S* -People with hazel eyes are very loveable. They are really hot and are awesome to be around. They don't enjoy 'pet names'. They don't care what people think or say. They are very satisfying and they love to please. They can exceed your pleasure standards. They are very laid back, chi

Tibet Vs Google
Here's a copy of the email you sent through the International Campaign for Tibet on February 07, 2006 at 6:51:59 AM. Message: Dear Google, As a Tibet supporter and someone who wishes to see increased human rights and democracy for Tibetans and Chinese living in China, I am dismayed to read about your decision to begin actively censoring the content of google.cn on behalf of the Chinese government. Your decision to support the repression of Chinese and Tibetans seeking alternative information and voicing alternative views is a sad day for the people of China and Tibet and makes Google complicit in the Chinese Communist Party's shameful distortion of the truth of its own history in Tibet. I have read your Company Principles, "Ten Things Google Has Found to be True", and would like you to read "Ten Things You Won't Find to be True on Google.cn": 1. The consistent non-violent efforts of the Dalai Lama to bring peace to Tibet through understanding between Chinese and Tibetans

Unconditional Love By A Hopi
There are as many approaches towards SELF-realisation as there are Beings who can THINK - and all of them are generated by the POWER of Unconditional Love. Unconditional Love by a Hopi You are unique - different from all others. Without reservation or hesitation, I allow you to be in the world as you are without a thought or word of judgement from me. I see no error in the things you may say and do, feel and believe since I understand that you are honouring yourself by being and doing what is true to you. I cannot walk life through your eyes nor see it through your heart. I have not been where you have been and experienced what you have experienced, viewing life from your unique angle. I appreciate you exactly as you are, being your own unique spark of the Infinite consciousness, seeking to find your own individual way to relate to the world. Without reservation or hesitation, I allow you every choice to learn in the way you feel is right for you. It is vital that you be

Interesting Thought
You know, as I go through profiles and see some of the interesting people (And some I have made the attempt to meet), I notice that a LOT of people seem to just "hit and run", getting a friend just for Points. What's the deal? I mean, come ON - I'm here to meet new people, strike up some conversations, and have some fun. Part of that fun (To me) is actually getting to KNOW people. So, if you're on my list, and want to talk - Even via Email, or Shouts - whatever - Hit me up. I'm here to meet REAL people, not just those who can amass the most points.

Goodbye
On November 1, 2006 I lost something that was very close to me. In the 2 short years that we were together we went through good times and bad. I did everything I could to save it, but in the end it wasn't enough. It happened on the way to the shop, when my car committed suicide. Its time had come, and there was nothing anybody could do. It went down in a blaze of glory, and its 17 year life quickly came to an end. All I have left are the memories.

Just To Let You Know
I thought I had made a friend nothing more nothing less a friend. Someone I could talk to. I guess I was wrong. Things happen for some reason or another but, they do happen. It just makes you sit back and wonder why? I guess if people can't accept us for who we are we aren't missing out on anything. You can laugh, joke, cry, smile, make them realize that you are who you say you are. Sometimes that is just not enough!!!!!!!!!!! So to my friends let me say it is a pleasure knowing each and everyone of you. You have brought some sunshine in my life one way or another. I hope I have done the same...

I Wonder
You walk outside one spring nite. The air is cool, the sky is filled with a million of stars, and all is quiet around you. You look up into the sky and see the stars. Little ones, big ones, dull ones, and bright ones all unique in there own way. The wind kicks up and sends a chill up your spin. At that very moment you know that that someone special who you have in your heart is thinking about you. Maybe he is looking up at the same stars as you right now. You close your eyes and start to dream that he is standing beside you. Keeping you close and not letting go of you. You understand each other without any words being said. You know that when you are together nothing is impossile. As you stand there and you can feel nothing but the two of you. A smile comes across your face because at that moment you realize you have found your Best Friend. You open your eyes and you realize that you are all alone. No one standing beside you, no one going through the thick and thin with you, no

The Real Me.
I was born in Texas so yes Im a Cowboy fan (born & bread), I moved 2 L.A. when I waz 3 with my fam life out there waz crazy but I loved it I got into the gang thing when I waz about 14, i also made a livin by not workin a real job ( if u know what I mean) I've done alot & seen alot so I guess u can say I'm way past my age.Things were very hard but I wouldnt change my life 4 anything cause thats what makes me the man I am today. These dayz I have chiled out alot from how I used 2 b I am a more melo and kinder person today ( what do u expect Im a Libra ) but dont get me wrong Im fare from a push over, just dont get on my bad side and everything is cool.Right now Im just tryin 2 injoy life as it comes & havin a daughter helps alot she a beautiful little 2yr old who I LOVE 2 death, well thats a little about me so my friends will know who there talkin 2. Late

Not-so-epic Saga Of My Love Life
Those of you who have been following the latest intense development in my online love life ... well, it ended. We're spending some time apart. Which is healthy. It's not, like, a real breakup, after all, because it wasn't a real relationship to begin with. That said, I'm allowed a night to wallow, right? So, I'm wallowing. I'm sad. Sometimes even when you know the healthiest thing to do (which would have been, oh, walking away weeks ago), you just can't bring yourself to do it, and even if you do, you can't stop it hurting so much. So, in honor of wallowing, I give you snippets of my favorite breakup lyrics: Nina Gordon - The End of the World I wake up in the morning and I wonder Why everything is the same as it was. And I can't understand, No I can't understand Why life goes on the way it does. Why does my heart go on beating? Why do these eyes of mine cry? Don't they know it's the end of the world? It ended when we said goodbye. Kirsty MacColl - Tomorrow

Some Astrologicls
>>>CANCERVery high sex appeal. >Great in bed ... >Love is one of a kind. >Very romantic. >Most caring person you will ever meet! >Entirely creative >Random and proud of it >Great tellin stories >Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out >Someone you should hold on to >>>CAPRICORNNice >Sassy. >Intelligent. >Sexy. >Predict future. >Irrestible, awes0me kisser. >Loves being in long relationships >Great talker. >Always gets what he or she wants. >BY FAR the BEST in BED. >Very sexy >Coolest >Loves to own Gemini's in sports >extremely funn >loves to joke >Loves to be your first. so ull never forget >Smart >>>VIRGOsomeone loves them right now. >Freak in bed. >Always wants the last word. >Caring. >Smart. >Addictive. >Attractive. >Loud. >Loyal. >Easy to talk to. >Hard to forget >Love at first sight wit u babe >Everything u ever wanted >Easy to please >The one and only >ultimate sexiness >>>SCORPIOEXTREMELY sexy. >Intelligent. >Energetic. >Predict future. >Most erotic. >(Freak in

The Earth Has One Less Of An Angel
Was going about my usual snoring today when I woke up to find an sms of my bestfriend telling me that her mom passed away due to breast cancer. Life is so short. My mind suddenly recalled memories of us goofing around during Eid Mubarak festivities and she was there smiling and joining in the fun.. Of when she called out our names to go get something to eat or some other sweet thing like that..of what mothers would do... she was one to all of us.. Aunty Pat...You will be missed...and remembered forever..

Words Left Unspoken
There are so many things, i wish i would of took the time to say. So many thoughts about tommorrow, and no thoughts about today. I know i still have love for you, but cant go on the way things are. I know i will miss you, because at one time you was my shining star. I would of done anything to make "us" work, but i needed your help. I would of swam the entire ocean, but i couldnt make it by myself. I needed your love, your guidance, and your complete faith in me. I needed you to talk, and tell me the way you wanted things to be. I needed you to listen, and tell me things that bothered you. I needed you to communicate, instead of force me away like u do. I wish things could be different, maybe time will make things change. I still love you, and that will take along time to change. So now i sit here all alone, wondering what the future will hold. How will you react to my words, will it be hot or cold? I wanted nothing more, then to be a part of your life. I wanted to he

Rain
outside in the rain watching it fall finding a soft spot i lay you down slowly lieing with you kissing you deeply passion is building clothes are lost rain can not cool our bodies the heat is rising sees steam rising from our passion taking you going deep moans escape when kisses break loving you so finally we are spent the rain continues washing us as we lie there

These Rants For Now
For now, all my rants are just gonna be imported from my MySpace Rant page (http://blog.myspace.com/tweakpotter). I love to rant and if your read any of my other rants at that OTHER page, you'll realize that pretty quick. Like I say in my profile, I am giving this site a small chance, but it better get cooler pretty damn quick. Until next time... Later!

Filet Mignon With Sun-dried Tomato-garlic Sauce
Recipe Rating: Prep Time: 10 min Total Time: 30 min Makes: 4 servings 4 beef tenderloin steaks (4 oz. each), 1 inch thick 1/4 tsp. salt 1/8 tsp. pepper 1/4 cup chopped sun-dried tomatoes (not oil packed) 1 Tbsp. oil 3 cloves garlic, minced 1/2 cup ready-to-serve beef broth 1/4 cup A.1. Original Steak Sauce HEAT large nonstick skillet on medium heat. Add steaks; cook 10 to 13 minutes for medium-rare to medium doneness, turning occasionally. Season with salt and pepper. Remove steaks from skillet; cover to keep warm. ADD tomatoes, oil and garlic to skillet; cook 1 minute. Stir in beef broth. Increase heat to medium-high; cook and stir 5 minutes or until liquid is slightly reduced. Remove from heat. Stir in steak sauce. SERVE sauce over steaks. KRAFT KITCHENS TIPS Serving Suggestion Serve with roasted potatoes and steamed green beans. NUTRITION INFORMATION Diet Exchange: 3 Meat (L),1/2 Fat Nutrition (per serving) Calories 190 Total fat

Is This The Halloween I Remember?
[THIS RANT ORIGINALLY APPEARED ON MYSPACE BLOGS OCT. 29, 2006] Can somebody, anybody, please explain this to me... What the hell happened to Halloween and Trick-or-Treating?! While I was handing out candy to kids this year, I really realized something. This holiday is entirely different than I ever remember it being. I used go out when it was dark for what seemed like hours and then come home and shove candy in my face while watching horror movies on TV. What is up with this trick-or-treating in the afternoon. I know that some places in the country still do it at night, but it's been in the afternoon here for years. And come on, 3-6 pm? Is that even as long as it used to be? I know it's supposed to keep kids safer and shit, but if parents would spend the time taking their kids out while they begged strangers for candy, would that really be an issue? Come on and just be parents. You're ruining it for the kids! But at least there's an abundance of horror movies on the channels now, s

Salisbury Steak With Mushroom Gravy
Recipe Rating: Prep Time: 10 min Total Time: 30 min Makes: 6 servings 2 cups STOVE TOP Homestyle Herb Stuffing Mix in the Canister 1-1/2 lb. ground beef 1 medium onion, finely chopped 1 egg, lightly beaten 1 Tbsp. oil 1 jar (12 oz.) mushroom gravy MIX stuffing mix, meat, onion, egg and 1 cup water. Shape into 6 patties. HEAT oil in large skillet on medium-high heat. Add patties; cook 5 minutes on each side or until heated through and golden brown on both sides. Drain. MIX gravy with 1/2 cup water; pour over patties. Bring to boil. Reduce heat to low; cover and cook an additional 5 minutes. KRAFT KITCHENS TIPS Round Out The Meal Serve with a tossed salad and your favorite KRAFT Dressing. NUTRITION INFORMATION Nutrition (per serving) Calories 330 Total fat 18g Saturated fat 6g Cholesterol 100mg Sodium 680mg Carbohydrate 17g Dietary fiber 0g Sugars 3g Protein 24g Vitamin A 0%DV Vitamin C

All You Said Was. . . .
This one I wrote when I was living at my mothers and was in love with a man that broke my heart, and now wants me back ohwell to late buddy You asked if I would marry you Come to find out your feelings weren't true Our future now out of sight Nothing can spark my light. I became upset and depressed And all you said was its a part of life. To the heart your words became abusive When put together they formed excuses After that, everything we had was a lie I needed to, but I didn't cry. I became teary eyed but I kept my feelings suppressed And all you said was it's a part of life Over the phone is how you said it You couldn't say it to my face, how pathetic. I loved you with all of my essence But you abused it and now I can't stand being in your presences One question passes through my head yet today Why? Why did you do those things to me in such a horrible way? Jessica Rene Wetley Copyright ©2006 Jessica Rene Wetley

Have We Grown Up?
>1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them. >2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question. >3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge. >4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed. >5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator. >6. You watch the Weather Channel. >7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break up." >8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14. >9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up." >10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door won't turn down the stereo. >11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you. >12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore. >13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up. >14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers. >15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt. >16. You take naps. >17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one

My Transformation
The darkness of night is to arrive I will not think to deprive such a thing because of the feeling that you will get when are dealing with the pain and all the power some can stand it others cower you may think I am a freak but to me I am unique a child of darkness is what I'll be even though many cannot see what is inside that turns it's a sensation that burns at the end the joy has started as my soul is departed. and as a vampire I shall be to let you all see what power you can receive Jessi Rene Wetley Copyright ©2006 Jessica Rene Wetley

Philly Steak & Potato Skillet
Recipe Rating: Prep Time: 10 min Total Time: 30 min Makes: 5 servings, about 1-1/4 cups each 1 lb. boneless beef sirloin steak, cut into strips 1 medium onion, sliced 1 Tbsp. oil 1 pkg. (10.52 oz.) VELVEETA Cheesy Bacon Scalloped Potatoes 1/2 cup milk COOK and stir steak and onion in hot oil in large skillet on medium-high heat until steak is evenly browned. ADD Potatoes, milk and 2-1/2 cups hot water. Bring to boil. Reduce heat to medium-low; simmer, uncovered, 12 to 15 minutes or until potatoes are tender, stirring occasionally. STIR in Cheese Sauce and Bacon until well blended. KRAFT KITCHENS TIPS Try This, Too Cook 1 small green pepper, cut into strips, with the steak and onion. NUTRITION INFORMATION Diet Exchange: 2 Starch,2 Meat (L),1 1/2 Fat Nutrition (per serving) Calories 340 Total fat 14g Saturated fat 4.5g Cholesterol 60mg Sodium 890mg Carbohydrate 29g Dietary fiber 2g Sugars 8g Prote

Invisible
There's a girl I know she's really nice. Although she did something very wrong. She betrayed the one she loved for another. Now she has to live with him knowing. She couldn't hold the pain in any longer. He looks past her no matter what. Demand this, demand that. Ask her once in awhile, she is not a dog. She is scared, nervous, and numb inside. Hard glares pressed upon a fragile being. She crawls deeper into the corner. Her tears are not ment to see. Her love now not the same. Never has been since they lost a kin. Will things ever go back? Or is she stuck here while her blood runs cold. Then her soul and aura disappear slowly. Soon enough she'll be invisible.

I Am Beautiful
There was a time in my life when I didn't believe in myself. This seams to speak the words that were impossible to say. I wish that I could've felt beautiful back then. Would've saved me so much pain. Music Video Codes - MySpace Layouts

Grilled Swordfish With Papaya Salsa
Recipe Rating: Prep Time: 20 min Total Time: 1 hr 6 min Makes: 6 servings 1/3 cup KRAFT Italian Dressing 3 swordfish steaks (8 oz. each) 2 papaya, peeled, seeded and cubed 1/2 cup chopped red pepper 2 green onions, thinly sliced 1/2 of a jalapeño pepper, seeded, finely chopped 3 Tbsp. lime juice POUR dressing over fish in resealable plastic bag; seal bag. Refrigerate 30 minutes to marinate. Meanwhile, mix remaining ingredients in medium bowl; cover. Refrigerate until ready to serve. PREHEAT grill to medium-high heat. Remove fish from marinade; discard marinade. Grill fish 6 to 8 minutes on each side or until fish flakes easily with fork. CUT each swordfish steak in half. Serve with papaya mixture. KRAFT KITCHENS TIPS Cooking Fish NUTRITION INFORMATION Nutrition Bonus: Incorporate more fish into your diet with this easy, tasty recipe. The combination of the papaya and red pepper makes it rich in vitamin C and a good source of vitamin A. Diet Exchang

22 Ways To Make A Girl Smile :)
1 . Tell her she is beautiful (not fine, or sexy) 2 . Hold her hand at any moment . . . even if its just for a second. 3 . Kiss her on the forehead. 4 . Leave her voice messages to wake up to. 5 . When she is upset, hold her tight and tell her how much she means to you. 6 . Recognize the small things . . . they usually mean the most. 7 . Pick her over all the other girls you hang out with. 8 . Write her notes. (she loves them) 9 . Introduce her to family and friends . . . as your girlfriend. 10 . Play with her hair. 11 . Pick her up, tickle her, and play-wrestle with her. 12 . Sit in the park and just talk to her. 13 . Tell her funny jokes, tell her stupid jokes, or just tell her jokes. 14 . Let her fall asleep in your arms. 15 . If she's mad at you, kiss her. 16 . Give her piggyback rides. 17 . Bring her flowers 18 . Treat her the same around your friends as you do when your alone. 19 . Look her in the eyes and smile. 20 . Let h

Music/poetry
would you be my armageddon bring my world to it's knees? or would you squeeze the trigger if i just begged you please? what would you say if i said i enjoy your punishment? if i said you were my poison would you let me take a sip? would you twist the dagger in my side? would you admit to me our love's a lie? or would you take me by the hand and lead me down that road again? bleeding you left me needing abusive love so numb you left me needing abusive love would you tie the noose hang me from the tree of pain and let me swing for days making sure i'm not the same man i was before i fell in love with a whore? if this is your love i don't want it anymore!

Classic Chipotle Steak
Recipe Rating: Prep Time: 15 min Total Time: 1 hr min Makes: 4 servings 1/2 cup A.1. Original Steak Sauce 1/2 cup lime juice or orange juice 1 medium tomato, chopped 1 small onion, finely chopped 1 chipotle pepper in adobo sauce, chopped 1 Tbsp. olive oil 1 clove garlic, minced 1/4 tsp. each: coriander and ground cumin 1/8 tsp. ground cinnamon 1 beef flank or skirt steak (1 lb.) COMBINE all ingredients except steak. PLACE steak in resealable plastic bag. Remove 1/4 cup of the steak sauce mixture; pour remaining steak sauce mixture over steak in bag. Seal bag, then turn bag over several times to evenly coat steak. Refrigerate at least 30 min. to marinate. PREHEAT grill to medium heat. Remove steak from bag; discard marinade. Grill flank steak, uncovered, 17 to 21 min. (or skirt steak 10 to 13 min.) for medium-rare to medium doneness, turning occasionally and brushing with the reserved 1/4 cup steak sauce mixture. KRAFT KITCHENS TIPS Food Facts To test for d

Beef Tenderloin With Creamy Risotto
Recipe Rating: Prep Time: 20 min Total Time: 45 min Makes: 2 servings 1/4 cup KRAFT Sun-Dried Tomato Vinaigrette Dressing, divided 3/4 cup chopped zucchini 1/4 cup shredded carrot 1/4 cup chopped red pepper 1 cup MINUTE White Rice, uncooked 3/4 cup chicken broth 1/2 cup milk 2 Tbsp. GREY POUPON Dijon Mustard 2 beef tenderloin steaks, (4 oz. each), 1 inch thick HEAT 1 Tbsp. of the dressing in saucepan. Add zucchini, carrot and red pepper; cook until crisp-tender, stirring frequently. STIR in rice, broth, milk and mustard. Bring to boil; cover. Remove from heat. Let stand 5 min. MEANWHILE, cook steaks in remaining dressing in skillet on medium heat 5 min. Turn steaks over; cover. Cook an additional 5 to 8 min. for rare to medium doneness. Serve steak with rice mixture. KRAFT KITCHENS TIPS Size It Up This elegant meal for two is ideal for an intimate celebration at home. Great Substitute This recipe is also great with KRAFT Italian Dressing. NUTRITI

How To Make A Woman Happy
It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be: 1. a friend 2. a companion 3. a lover 4. a brother 5. a father 6. a master 7. a chef 8. an electrician 9. a carpenter 10. a plumber 11. a mechanic 12. a decorator 13. a stylist 14. a sexologist 15. a gynecologist 16. a psychologist 17. a pest exterminator 18. a psychiatrist 19. a healer 20. a good listener 21. an organizer 22. a good father 23. very clean 24. sympathetic 25. athletic 26. warm 27. attentive 28. gallant 29. intelligent 30. funny 31. creative 32. tender 33. strong 34. understanding 35. tolerant 36. prudent 37. ambitious 38. capable 39. courageous 40. determined 41. true 42. dependable 43. passionate 44. compassionate WITHOUT FORGETTING TO: 45. give her compliments regularly 46. love shopping 47. be honest 48. be very rich 49. not stress her out 50. not look at other girls AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO: 51. give her lots of attention,

Holiday Brisket In Barbecue Sauce
Recipe Rating: Prep Time: 10 min Total Time: 4 hr 10 min Makes: 20 servings 1 beef brisket (5 lb.) 1 jar (12 oz.) apricot preserves 1 bottle (10 oz.) A.1. Original Steak Sauce 1 cup ketchup 1/2 cup firmly packed brown sugar 2 large onions, sliced, separated into rings PREHEAT oven to 350°F. Place meat in roasting pan. MIX preserves, steak sauce, ketchup and sugar in large bowl until well blended. Add onions; toss to coat. Pour evenly over meat. Cover with foil; pierce foil in several places with sharp knife or fork to vent. BAKE 3-1/2 to 4 hours or until meat is tender. Let stand, covered, 10 min. before slicing. Serve with the meat drippings. KRAFT KITCHENS TIPS Make-Ahead Brisket can be prepared up to 2 days in advance. Bake and slice meat as directed. Return meat to roasting pan; cover with meat drippings. Cover and refrigerate. When ready to serve, reheat, covered, in 350°F-oven for 1 hour or until heated through. NUTRITION INFORMATION Nutrition

Texas Ribeye
Recipe Rating: Prep Time: 5 min Total Time: 17 min Makes: 8 servings, 1/2 steak each 2/3 cup A.1. Original Steak Sauce 4 cloves garlic, minced 1 tsp. ground cumin 1/4 tsp. ground red pepper (cayenne) 4 boneless beef ribeye steaks (8 oz. each) PREHEAT grill to medium-high heat. Mix steak sauce, garlic, cumin and pepper until well blended. GRILL steaks 4 to 6 min. on each side or until cooked through, brushing frequently with the steak sauce mixture. CUT each steak in half to serve. KRAFT KITCHENS TIPS Round Out The Meal Serve with a cooked crisp green vegetable, such as broccoli, and a glass of fat free milk. Great Substitute Prepare as directed, using bone-in beef ribeye steaks, increasing the grilling time if necessary. Use Your Broiler NUTRITION INFORMATION Nutrition (per serving) Calories 240 Total fat 14g Saturated fat 5g Cholesterol 105mg Sodium 410mg Carbohydrate 4g Dietary fiber 0g Sugars 3g

Ding 2!
Goddamn ^_^ Ding! lvl 2! I couldn't have done this without my gurl Ms. Pink@ CherryTAP We met when my GF (who doesn't have a profile here yet >< )ran across her online. When I first met her, she was so powerful that she intimidated me. After getting to know her, I"m still a little intimadated, but I can't describe her without using the word "love" (which if ya know me, is a hard word for me to use.) She's my Wife in law, so show her some love dammit! (not to mention.... she's WAAAAAAY hotter than I am.) Much love little kitty mama ^_^

New York Style Steak With Mushroom Saute
Recipe Rating: Prep Time: 15 min Total Time: 1 hr 11 min Makes: 6 servings 1 boneless top beef sirloin steak, 3/4 inch thick (1-1/2 lb.) 3/4 cup A.1. STEAKHOUSE Marinade New York Steakhouse, divided 4 cups sliced fresh mushrooms 1 cup halved onion slices 2 tsp. minced garlic PLACE steak and 1/2 cup of the marinade in large resealable plastic bag; seal bag. Turn bag over several times to evenly coat steak. Refrigerate 30 min. to marinate. PREHEAT grill to medium heat. Remove steak from bag; discard bag and marinade. Grill steak 13 to 16 min. for medium-rare to medium doneness, turning occasionally. Remove steak from grill; cover with foil to keep warm. Let stand 10 min. MEANWHILE, cook and stir mushrooms, onion and garlic in large skillet on medium-high heat 5 min. Stir in remaining 1/4 cup marinade. Reduce heat to low; simmer 5 min. Serve over the steak. KRAFT KITCHENS TIPS Make it Easy Use an egg slicer to cut the mushrooms into slices. NUTRITION INFORM

Steakhouse Chopped Steak
Recipe Rating: Prep Time: 10 min Total Time: 20 min Makes: 4 servings, one patty each 1 lb. ground sirloin 1/2 cup chopped onions 2 cloves garlic, minced 1/2 tsp. each: salt and pepper 1/4 cup BULL'S-EYE Steakhouse Barbecue Sauce with A.1., divided PREHEAT grill to medium-high heat. Mix meat, onions, garlic, salt and pepper. Shape into four 1/2-inch-thick oval patties. GRILL patties 5 min. Brush with 2 Tbsp. of the barbecue sauce; turn over. Continue grilling 5 min. or until medium doneness (160°F). REMOVE patties from grill. Top evenly with the remaining 2 Tbsp. barbecue sauce. KRAFT KITCHENS TIPS Size-Wise Enjoy your favorite foods while keeping portion size in mind. Serving Suggestion Serve in split crusty Italian bread rolls. NUTRITION INFORMATION Nutrition (per serving) Calories 260 Total fat 15g Saturated fat 6g Cholesterol 70mg Sodium 540mg Carbohydrate 9g Dietary fiber 1g Sugars 7g Prote

Employee Performance Evaluation
EMPLOYEE PERFORMANCE EVALUATION Employee Name _______________ Date of Review __________________ KNOWELEGE: 1.____ The son of a bitch really knows his shit 2.____ Knows only enough to be dangerous 3.____ Only half a brain and is dangerous 4.____ Fucking brain damaged. His coffee cup has higher I.Q. ACCURACY: 1.____ Does excellent work is not preoccupied with women 2.____ Pretty good; only occasionally blows it out his ass 3.____ Has to take his shoes off to count higher than ten 4.____ Couldn't count his balls and get the same number twice ATTITUDE: 1.____ Extremely cooperative (Kisses ass frequently) 2.____ Brown noser in poor standing 3.____ Often pisses off co-workers; thinks it's his job 4.____ Dosen't give a shit, never did, never will RELIABILITY: 1.____ Really a dependable little cocksucker 2.____ Can rely on him at evaluation time 3.____ Can rely on him to be the first one out the fucking door 4.____ Totally fucking worthless

Mexican Stuffed Flank Steak
Recipe Rating: Prep Time: 20 min Total Time: 26 hr 5 min Makes: 6 servings 2 cups beef broth 1/2 cup KRAFT Zesty Italian Dressing, divided 6 ancho peppers, crushed (about 1 cup) 1 Tbsp. dried oregano leaves 1 beef flank steak (2 lb.) 1 small potato, peeled, shredded 1 medium carrot, shredded 1 serrano chile, finely chopped 4 slices OSCAR MAYER Bacon, cooked, drained and chopped 1/4 cup chopped cilantro, divided PLACE broth, 1/4 cup of the dressing, the ancho peppers and oregano in blender; cover. Blend on medium speed 1 min. Pour into large resealable plastic bag. Add steak; seal bag. Turn bag over several times to evenly coat steak with the broth mixture. Refrigerate overnight to marinate, turning occasionally. MIX potatoes, carrots, serrano chiles, bacon and 2 Tbsp. of the cilantro; set aside. Remove steak from marinade; reserve marinade in bag. Place steak on clean work surface. Spread evenly with potato mixture to within 1/2 inch of edges. Roll up tightly, start

Only Time Will Tell
Write what you think write what you feel sometimes my life feels like its slipping away but think and know that i must stay strong to know how you feel to know what you see is something that i will never reveal from time and time again i sit and listen knowing i can't do or say anything but someday the time will come when nothing will turn into something and something will have to be done for now ill listen but action will be taken

Orange Pepper Steak
Recipe Rating: Prep Time: 5 min Total Time: 1 hr 21 min Makes: 8 servings 1/2 cup KRAFT CATALINA Dressing Grated peel and juice from 1 medium orange 2 green onions, chopped 1/2 tsp. pepper 1/2 tsp. garlic salt 1 boneless beef sirloin steak (2 lb.) MIX dressing, orange peel, orange juice, onions, pepper and garlic salt in large shallow dish until well blended. Remove 1/4 cup of the dressing mixture; set aside for later use. ADD steak to remaining dressing mixture; turn to evenly coat both sides. Refrigerate at least 1 hour to marinate. PREHEAT broiler. Drain steak; discard marinade. Place steak on rack of broiler pan. Broil, 2 to 3 inches from heat source, 8 min. on each side for medium doneness (160°F). Cut steak into 8 pieces. Serve with reserved 1/4 cup dressing mixture. KRAFT KITCHENS TIPS Variation - Orange-Ginger Steak Prepare as directed, substituting 2 Tbsp. grated fresh gingeroot for the 1/2 tsp. garlic salt. NUTRITION INFORMATION Nutrition

Sexual Animal Test
THIS QUIZ TO FIND OUT YOUR INNER SEXUAL ANIMAL..... WRITE DOWN THELETTERS YOU CHOOSE IN ORDER TO TABULATE AT THE END....NO CHEATING.... 1. Are you open to quickies? A. Rarely, I'd rather savor sex. B. Sure, if that's what my mate wants. C. Yes, when I suggest it. D. Anytime, anywhere. 2. Should your mate share a sexual fantasy with you? A. Sure, as long as I have a starring roll. B. Not often, I'd rather stick to the routine. C. I'd listen but probably won't act it out. D. Without a doubt and I'll share mine to. 3. Will you talk sexy to your mate? A. Anytime, words are but one of my charms. B. No but I won't mind if they talk sexy to me. C. Yes, but only if it's scripted. D. Absolutely, I'm a potently poetic bed mate. 4. Will you watch explicit videos? A. Yes, especially tasteful, high end production ones. B. I'm more comfortable watching them alone. C. Yes I go for instructional videos, books and tapes. D. Definitely the more va

Smothered Sirloin Steak In Parmesan-peppercorn Sauce
Recipe Rating: Prep Time: 5 min Total Time: 50 min Makes: 4 servings 1/2 cup KRAFT LIGHT DONE RIGHT! Zesty Italian Reduced Fat Dressing, divided 1 lb. well-trimmed boneless beef sirloin steak 1/3 cup BREAKSTONE'S FREE or KNUDSEN FREE Fat Free Sour Cream 4-1/2 tsp. KRAFT 100% Grated Parmesan Cheese 1/4 to 1/2 tsp. black pepper 1 large onion, thinly sliced POUR 1/4 cup of the dressing over steak in resealable plastic bag. Seal bag; turn to coat. Refrigerate 30 min. or overnight to marinate. Combine sour cream, 2 Tbsp. of the remaining dressing, the Parmesan cheese and pepper. Refrigerate until serving time. HEAT remaining 2 Tbsp. dressing in large nonstick skillet on medium heat. Add onions; cook 7 to 8 min. or until golden brown, stirring frequently. Remove onions; set aside. DRAIN steak; discard marinade. Cook steak in same skillet on medium heat 3 to 4 min. on each side for medium doneness. Place on cutting board; slice crosswise into thin strips. Serve steak topped w

Shower Test
Shower Test: When you step into a shower, which part of the body do you wash first; a) chest b) face c) armpits d) hair e) privates f) shoulders g) others The following describes your character: a) Chest - You are practical person. Straightforward and do not beat around the bush. To you, convenience is of paramount importance. You hate to be distracted when concentrating and are impatient with people who do not see things your way. A good sex partner and willing to try new things. Your best partner in life will be those who chose d) hair. b) Face - Money is important to you and you will do anything to get it. Integrity and dignity is not important. You feel that friends are there to be used and life is one big hassle. Other people find it hard to understand you but you are not concerned as to what they think. Very self centred person. Average sex partner as too selfish and tend to be absorbed in self pleasure at the expense of your partner. Your best par

Steakhouse Cheeseburgers
Recipe Rating: Prep Time: 15 min Total Time: 25 min Makes: 4 servings 1 Tbsp. MIRACLE WHIP Light Dressing 1/4 cup A.1. Thick & Hearty Steak Sauce, divided 1/4 cup chopped tomatoes 1 lb. extra lean ground beef 1/4 cup chopped onions 1 French bread baguette, 16 to 20-inches long (about 10 oz.) 4 KRAFT 2% Milk American Singles PREHEAT grill to medium-high heat. Mix dressing and 1/2 tsp. of the steak sauce. Stir in tomatoes; set aside. MIX meat, remaining steak sauce and onions. Shape into four (1/2-inch thick) oval patties. Cut baguette crosswise into 4 pieces. Cut each piece lengthwise in half. GRILL patties 4 min. on each side or until cooked through (160°F.) Top each patty with 2% Milk Singles. Add baguettes, cut-sides down, to grill. Continue grilling 1 min. or until baguettes are lightly toasted and 2% Milk Singles are melted. Fill baguettes with cheeseburgers; top with dressing mixture. KRAFT KITCHENS TIPS Substitute For another great flavor option, substi

Strip Steak With Bourbon Onion-mushroom Sauce
Recipe Rating: Prep Time: 10 min Total Time: 24 min Makes: 4 servings 2 boneless beef strip steaks (8 oz. each) 1/2 tsp. ground black pepper 1/2 cup BULL'S-EYE Steakhouse Barbecue Sauce with A.1., divided 1 medium onion, sliced 1 cup sliced mushrooms 2 Tbsp. butter 1/4 cup bourbon PREHEAT grill to medium-high heat. Sprinkle steaks evenly with pepper. GRILL steaks 7 min.; brush with 1/4 cup of the barbecue sauce. Turn steaks and grill an additional 7 min. MEANWHILE, cook and stir onions and mushrooms in butter in large skillet on medium-high heat 2 to 3 min. or until tender. Add remaining 1/4 cup barbecue sauce and the bourbon. Reduce heat to low; cook an additional 5 min. Serve steaks topped with the barbecue sauce mixture. KRAFT KITCHENS TIPS Serving Suggestion Round out the meal with a tossed green salad and ice-cold glass of fat free milk. Creative Leftovers Cover and refrigerate any leftover steak and leftover barbecue sauce mixture. Cut steak into th

Country Salisbury Steak
Recipe Rating: Prep Time: 10 min Total Time: 35 min Makes: 6 servings 1-1/2 lb. extra lean ground beef 1 pkg. (6 oz.) STOVE TOP Stuffing Mix for Chicken 1-1/2 cups water, divided 3/4 cup chopped onions 1 pkg. (8 oz.) fresh mushrooms, sliced 1/2 cup KRAFT Original Barbecue Sauce PREHEAT oven to 375°F. Mix meat, stuffing mix, 1-1/4 cups of the water and the onions until well blended. Shape into six 1/2-inch-thick oval patties. Place on 15x10x1-inch baking pan. BAKE 25 min. or until cooked through (160°F). MEANWHILE, spray large nonstick skillet with cooking spray. Add mushrooms; cook on medium-high heat 5 min. or until lightly browned, stirring occasionally. Add barbecue sauce and remaining 1/4 cup water. Reduce heat to low. Cook 1 to 2 min. or until sauce is heated through. Serve over the patties. KRAFT KITCHENS TIPS Shortcut To save time, look for washed and pre-sliced mushrooms now available in the produce section of your grocery store. Substitute Prepare

It A Cold Night With Out You Part 2 (poem/song Work In Progress)
It’s a cold and lonely night as we enter this winter morning For I was cold and lonely with you, in my arms with me For I can’t be so cold with out you here For I just can’t wait for us to be tougher As my coldness will go as we are tougher in our arms with each other For I am cold and lonely and till we are tougher For my heart flames are going out for my love to you is just keeping it alight As I am waiting for you to be mine again I am willing to wait for you as I love you As I know you love too out hearts just need the warmth of our love for us To be a flame again as one we will all ways have our love for we will never love another person For our love is true on this cold and lonely winter’s morning with out you in my arms

Spicy Gingerbread
Recipe Rating: Prep Time: 15 min Total Time: 1 hr min Makes: 16 servings 3-3/4 cups flour 2 tsp. baking soda 1 tsp. ground ginger 1/2 tsp. salt 1/2 tsp. ground cinnamon 1/2 tsp. ground cloves 1 cup MIRACLE WHIP Dressing 1 cup granulated sugar 3 eggs 1 cup light molasses 1/4 cup powdered sugar PREHEAT oven to 350°F. Sift flour, baking soda, salt and spices in large bowl; set aside. Mix dressing and granulated sugar with electric mixer on medium speed until well blended. Blend in eggs. Gradually add sifted dry ingredients alternately with molasses, mixing well after each addition. POUR into greased and floured 13x9-inch baking pan. BAKE 40 to 45 minutes or until toothpick inserted in center comes out clean. Cool; cut into squares. Sprinkle with powdered sugar.

Fuck Me
the frustration i go through and people fuck me fuck me fuck me they do it till im sore till i cant stand anymore till i dont know whats what everything is a blur everything i see everything i hear everything i touch everything i hold whats real what isnt when i reach out my arms and try to hold you why cant i? your just not there your not real your a dream an illusion i should have known that something so great couldnt be real fuck me fuck me fuck me like they all do fuck me till i cant stand fuck me till i cant feel fuck me till like right now i just cant fucking tell whats real i dont know my dreams from my reality i dont even know whats truth in reality i used to think that if i could feel it, if i could touch it then that meant it was real but now it is the same for everything i can feel it all i can touch it all, it seems so real fuck me where i cant see it fuck me because i dont know fuck me like they all do behind my back with the door closed

Some Things Will Never Change
Can't help to think sometimes that life will never be the same, you told me you loved me then turned around and stabbed me in the back, What to do when someone you love can hurt you so much, to know that trust will never be the same, can't help to think sometimes that the night you hurt me changed my life.

It A Cold Night Ith Out You (poem/song Work In Progress)
It’s a cold and lonely night as we enter this winter morning For I was cold and lonely with you, in my arms with me For I can’t be so cold with out you here I just can’t wait for us to be tougher As my coldness will go as we are tougher in our arms with each other For I am cold and lonely and till we are tougher.

I I
the santa anas blew in hot from the desert, shriveling the last of the spring grass into whiskers of plae straw. only the oleanders thrived, their delicate poisonous blooms, their dagger green leaves. we could not sleep in the dry hot nights, my mother and i. i woke up at midnight to find her bed empty. i climbed to the roof and easily spotted her blonde hair like a white flame in the light of the three-quarter moon. "oleander time," she said. "lovers who kill each other now will blame it on the wind." she held up her large hand and spread the fingers, let the desert dryness lick through. my mother was not herself in the time of the santa anas. i was twelve years old and i was afraid for her. i wished things were back the way they had been, that barry was still here, that the wind would stop blowing. "you should get some sleep," i offered. "i never sleep," she said. i sat next to her, and we stared out at the city that hummed and glittered like a computer chi

Sex And Relationships With Virgo ~~ Darkside Horoscope
SEX! A Full Service Contrary to popular opinion, you don't not like sex, do you? In fact there are some bits of it that give you a strange, not unpleasant damp feeling. We all know you don't wear that black rubber all-in-one just to protect yourself from intimate squidginess and alien bodily fluids. Just like you service the car, you do sex by the manual, which you read to your partner beforehand, bookmarking the more complicated passages for ease of on-the-job reference, and making sure that all the necessary tools are in good working order. Of course, you leave the lights on (why strain your eyes?); you may even video the event, as a teaching aid, so that you can show your lover precisely what they did wrong during that tricky maneuver. In the afterglow, when you've both been through the antibac shower (separately), you issue a consumer response form to fill in, then you run a quick statistical analysis on your laptop to see how it compares with previous sessions. When as

Lost Moments
Wilting flowers fading light lost in wonder alone tonight chills of darkness sweep these skies moon beams dance across my eyes glimmering hope caught in my gaze sleepless hours pass like days my restless mind exhausting thought remembering things once soon forgot how your caress felt against my skin heartache then again seeps in soaking emotions from my heart searching for an ending as I start glancing over chapters of my life while sparkles illuminate this knife after a moment my eyes soon close falling from my lovers hand a wilted rose laid across this coffin above I see tears from his eyes fall for me

Went To The Rolling Stones Concert For Clinton's B-day
This past weekend, I went to NY to watch the Stones play for Clinton's B-day. It was pretty cool as Christina Aguilera showed up to sing as well as Jack White. They played some good shit.

Thinking
In the past week, some fucked up shit has happened, My brother and his wife lost their baby, Today a friend of mine found out she is having twins. so here i was last week completely devistaed about the loss of my brother and his wifes baby, then my friend tells me today she is having twins. I am a bundle of mixed fucked up emotions, one because i lost a set of twins last yr, and 2 because this has all brought back a lot of sad memories. they say talking or writing about something is excellent therapme ( therapy ) Fuck that ill just be sad and fall asleep i guess its strange to feel sad and happy all at the same time, i can't help but envy the people who are having babies, yes i just had a baby so i should get my head out of my ass, because she is awsome, still i think about the twins i delivred stillborn last yr. man oh man i have a lot to think about to night

The Year's Best (actual) Headlines Of 2005:
THE YEAR'S BEST (actual) HEADLINES OF 2005: Crack Found On Governor's Daughter (Imagine that!) Something Went Wrong In Jet Crash, Expert Says [No, really?] Police Begin Campaign To Run Down Jaywalkers [Now that's taking things a bit far!] Is There A Ring of Debris around Uranus? [Not if you wipe thoroughly!] Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over [Atta Kid!] Miners Refuse To Work After Death [Those good-for-nothin' lazy pos's!] Juvenile Court To Try Shooting Defendant [See if that works any better than a fair trial!] War Dims Hope For Peace [I can see where it might have that effect!] If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile [You think?!] Cold Wave Linked To Low Temperatures [Who would have thought!] Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide [They may be on to something!] Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges [You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?!] Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charg

Who's Gonna Party??
NIGHT EVERYONE, LUV TO ALL, CAN'T SEND COMMENTS ON CT RIGHT NOW, BUT IT MAY ALSO BE THIS PIECE OF SHYTE PC THAT IS BRAND-SPANKING-NEW.....GRRRR..... SO HUGZ, KISSES, LIX & BITES TO EVERYONE....SEND ME SOME LUVING PLEASE!! ************************************************ ************************************************ AND BTW..... I AM ORGANIZING A SPRING BREAK TRIP TO THE ISLAND OF IBIZA ..........(LOOK IT UP IF YOU HAVE A QUESTION MARK OVER YOUR HEAD)........ IT WILL BE FROM MARCH 15TH TO THE 22ND. ANYONE WHO IS INTERESTED IN THE BIGGEST, HOTTEST WEEK-LONG PARTY WITH SOME OF THE WORLD'S TOP DJs!! LET ME KNOW & I CAN GIVE YOU INFO ON THE HOTELS UP THERE, AND I'M WORKING ON FLIGHT INFO.... LUV PEACE & AXLE GREASE, JENNA

Today Was Scary. :z
My dad invited a homeless guy to our house to wash some clothes, get a shower, and a meal. I didn't trust the guy and I still don't. He had a story saying that he's trying this "homeless project" out for this week and wont receive his money until this Friday...I was thinkin, "this is bullshit." Not to mention he showed his arm to my mom and said that only a few weeks ago, he was shootin up on crystal meth. "Oh thats great." I thought. Now this meth addict has basically seen almost the whole house and knows what crap we have in it so he could rob us blind in turn for money for crystal meth. Now I'm thinkin my dad is THE stupidest, most retarded person ever. Well, enough of my ranting. Gotta go. Later. --Xonus

Things That Bug Ya
Over a year ago I accepted an invitation from a good friend to share her vacation with her, and her mom in the poconos where she has a time share, we had a great time, and it took a litte time since I have never had the experience before but lo and behold there were BEDBUGS! I went to the office, and boy did i get some looks because I had had an allergic reaction and was covered in ugly, red, welts all over me. Security and management were horrified, and wanted me to go to the hospital, I just said no, but get me some benedryl, which I had to pay for myself!! well today i get an email from my friend,seems the complaint is finally being taken care of,i think thats great because we should have gotten the money back for the rental, the inconvience of moving everything a couple of days before vacation was over, but the last days were ruined, I would not go swimming or anywhere because i was scaring ppl lol. those are some really humdinger pics of myself let me tell ya, maybe i should have

Train
Train train waiting on the train where are you going where have you been whats your freight train train waiting on the train as I sit I wounder this Waiting on the train ahh theres the green light here I go nolonger waiting on the train!

All That You Are (warning: Not My Normal Poetry But Enjoy!)
All that you are is all that I need You are the one who makes me see I am the woman meant for you The one who loves you strong and true A man you are so completely You adore me very sweetly You touch me so very deep My heart is yours to forever keep You know how to touch me just so That I totally lose control Make love to me with fits of desire That set body and soul on fire You dance on me and deep within You kiss me and caress my skin You hold me close and so dear I always know how much you care The man you are drives me mad and it shows As I cannot wait to remove your clothes And lie you down And without regret Dance with you till our pleasure is met

Movin' On Up!
Well here I am, second day as a cherry, and I'm already level 2. Thanks so much guys for all your support and kindness! I will always return the favor, so don't be afraid to comment my pics, or comment my page. Thanks. ~B

Definitions
AMNESIA: condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to have sex again. BOTTLE FEEDING: an opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 AM too. DEFENSE: what you'd better have around the yard if you're going to let the children play outside. DROOLING: how teething babies wash their chins. DUMB WAITER: one who asks if the kids would care to order dessert. FAMILY PLANNING: the art of spacing your children the proper distance apart to keep you from falling into financial disaster. FEEDBACK: the inevitable result when a baby doesn't appreciate the strained carrots. FULL NAME: what you call your child when you're mad at him. GRANDPARENTS: the people who think your children are wonderful even though they're sure you're not raising them right. HEARSAY: what toddlers do when anyone mutters a dirty word. IMPREGNABLE: a woman whose memory of labor is still vivid. INDEPENDENT: how we want our children to be as long as they do everything we say. LOOK OUT!:

Chances
To be together is to like eachother, To be there for one another, and to most of all trust. It's hard to trust when you've been hurt. You're afraid to express yourself, scared to show emotion. You won't open up right away and hide everything inside. You know they love you, but you dont know if they will hurt you. So you dare not say you love them back. But when you feel its time, and learn to trust that person. You may be able to let them in. Love is about taking chances. If you miss the chance, you may regret it. If you take the chance you have two outcomes, you open up and are able to trust once again, or you get hurt and heart broken. Remember that no matter how many times you may get hurt and fall,there will always be someone there to pick you up.

A Guy's Eating In A Restaurant
A guy's eating in a restaurant and spots a gorgeous woman sitting all alone. He calls over his waiter and says, "Send that woman a bottle of your most expensive champagne, on me." The waiter quickly brings the champagne over to the woman, and says, "Ma'am, this is from the gentleman over there." She says to the waiter, "Please tell him that for me to accept this champagne, he better have a Mercedes in his garage, a million dollars in the bank, and eight inches in his pants." The waiter delivers the message, and the guy says, "Please go back and tell her I have two Mercedes in my garage, three million dollars in the bank, but I haven't even met her...so why the f*** would I cut off four inches?"

Hello
hello all just wanted to let you all know i have updated some more new pics and they are funny and cute and i was wondering when you all got some free time if you could plz rate the pics and leave some comments and let me know what you think and also if you could would you rate my profile as well and new users are welcome to check my profile out as well and leave some picture comments and ratings that would be awesome.. and i will do the same back.. thank you all so much you mean the world to me

Happy Returns And Too Much Realism
Relax, He's Just Gettin A Snuggle Yep, that's me and Snowball. Snowball's been missing for some time now. Probably ever since Misty left and went back to Jersey. I don't know where he went and yesterday, Misty and I were thinking about him. "He's most likely found somewhere that serves better food," I said. I didn't really mean that, though. I couldn't think of anyone serving Snowball any better than what I buy for him. I do not spend sparingly on such fine cats. Their coats are smooth and they're either fat as all outdoors or in great muscular shape for a reason. To me, the only way to feed them any better would be to literally cook meals for them and to do that would thoroughly interfere with the diet in which I give them. Come to think of it, I don't even treat myself this well. "I don't know," she began. "Well I'd rather think that than the alternative," I said. I didn't want to think about Snowball being lost and alone, the only sign that he's mine being the flea colla

Brown Eyes
|B|R|O|W|N| |E|Y|E|S| -Sexy as hell are adorable, love to make new friends. Their relationship tends to be very honest cause if they aren't truly in love, then the relationship won't work. They fall easily for their bestfriends. Will do anything for that special person. Kind and polite. Can make ANYONE laugh or cheer them up. Loves to please the one they care for or love,VERY good kissers, are straight up WARRIORS. Repost this if you have brown eyes and you will find the one that you are meant to be with within the next 7 days

Yet Another Poem I Found That I Wrote
My Feelings For You I'm sitting here feeling kinda blue Wishing that I was there with you I know I can't be with you all the time but I'd really love it if I could. You're everything I want everything I need, you complete me. Without you there'd be no reason to go on alone, because you fill my heart with happinesss and joy You make me feel loved Without you I'd be miserable, Not caring about anything, Without you I'd lose my way, and be forever lost for you guide me through the good times as well as the bad. You're my knight in shining armor my prince on a white horse coming to rescue me You're always there for me no matter what even when I am difficult to deal with You're a friend as well as a lover You always know when I am feeling down And when to hold me close or when to let me be You truly know me, the real me and all my moods, whether they be good or bad You're truly my soulmate And I want to be with you forever and always I love you @}~~~

60 Things Girls May Not Know About Men (edited By Crazy Nick)
Ok, someone sent this to me, I just thought i'd add my two cents and let girls know the real answers.. ~Crazy Nick 1. Guys don't like sluts even though they have sex with them! Crazy's response... this one is absofuckinglutely correct... We don't like them... WE LOVE THEM! 2. "Hey, are you busy?" or "Are you doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone. Crazys response... WRONG!!! When we say this what we really mean is 'do you have time for a two minute quickie? or maybe even just a bj' 3... Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about. Crazys response... Wrong again!! As Will Farrell put it in old school: "I found myself wondering what color her underpants might be. Her panties. Uh, odds are they are probably basic white, cotton, underpants. But I sort of think well maybe they're silk panties, maybe it's a thong. Maybe it's something really cool th

I ♥ You
I love calling you my wife Although its not official yet They say we're young but who does care Our love is all but regret. I love seeing you smile, And waking up to it everyday I pray to the Lord, My God, My Soul May that smile never fade away. I love holding onto you, As I did in the rain Our first night's true love kiss, Has erased all of our pain.

A Poem I Found That I Wrote
Already Lucky by Emily written on 01/05/2005 I don't need a four-leaf clover... I don't need to find a lucky penny... I don't need any horseshoes... I don't need to find the end of the rainbow... I don't need a rabbit's foot and... I don't need to see a shooting star... I'm already lucky... Because I have you in my life!

For The Record... Most Hearts Break In Unison
There's a trauma station and it's overflowing with the wounded. They hold their hands on the infected areas, the ones that hurt the most. Some have trouble walking, others are seeing double, while others are having trouble breathing. They are a sorry lot to say the least, you'd think they'd triage these lost souls and help those who are feeling it the most first. Sometimes the pain is so intense that if it was gone you'd miss it, you'd wonder how you survived without it. You'd wake up in the morning and feel like getting out of bed for a change, you'd feel weightless and it wouldn't seem right. You'd want to go outside and be seen by the world. You'd want to do more than just sit in your room and write idiotic stories that make no sense. The thoughts that you wasted on her would be gone and you'd think to yourself "who was she, what did I love about her anyways, how did she control so much of my mind?" You'd of course have no answer because your tiny brain has given up on those conundr

Another Poem I Found That I Wrote
Anyway, Anywhere, Anytime I've been sitting here thinking about you all day about your hair, about your eyes about the way you're so perfect. I guess I'm lucky to have you because you're such a great catch all my friends say there's no other that could match So, I'm just saying thanks for being in my life and I want you to know how much I love you and always will how much I adore you and how my heart can never stand still when you're around or when I think about you If I haven't told you this lately I'm sorry that I've forgotten and I'll try to tell you an awful lot Just remember that I will always love you anyway, anywhere, and anytime.

November 1st
I'm Happy! So for the past month (approx.) I've known that on Nov. 1 we had tickets for something. I had no idea what, until last week I didn't know where. Well he managed to keep it a secret pretty much until we got there. My bf (Sydistic for the uninformed) took me to see Carlos Mencia live at the Lyric in downtown Baltimore. OMG I've never been to a comedy show before, and I LOVE comedy. My love really surprised me and made my day. Again he made my day. FYI if you like to laugh check out Carlos Mencia. As for me, I'm beyond happy. I had a great night with the man of my dreams and I get to go to bed with him just to put the cherry on top of this wonderous evening. Syd, I love you.

New Boots Ehhh?? Lol
New Boots An elderly couple is vacationing in the West. Sam always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. Seeing some on sale one day, he buys them, wears them home, walking proudly. He walks into their room and says to his wife, "Notice anything different, Bessie?" Bessie looks him over, "Nope." Sam says excitedly, "Come on,Bessie, take a good look. Notice anything different about me?" Bessie looks again, "Nope." Frustrated, Sam storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks back into the room completely naked except for his boots. Again, he asks, a little louder this time, "Notice anything DIFFERENT?" Bessie looks up and says, "Sam, what'different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again tomorrow." Furious, Sam yells, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN,BESSIE? IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!" To which Bessie replies, "Shoulda bought a hat, Sam. Shoulda bought a hat!"

Soldier Dies?!?!
Take a man and put him alone, Put him twelve thousand miles from home. Empty his heart of all but blood, Make him live in sand, in mud. This is the life I have to live, This the soul to God I give. You have your parties and drink your beer, While young men and women are dying over here. Plant your signs on the White House lawn; "Lets get out of Iraq". Use your signs and have your fun, Then refuse to use a gun. There's nothing else for you to do, Then I'm supposed to die for you? There is one thing that you should know; And that's where I think you should go! I'm already here and it's too late. I've traded all my love for all this hate. I'll hate you till the day I die. You made me hear my buddy cry. I saw his leg and his blood shed, Then I heard them say, "This one's dead". It was a large price for him to pay, To let you live another day. He had the guts to fight and die, To keep the freedom you live by. By his dying, your life he buys, But who gives a F*** i

I Miss My Mom... Make Sure Your Loved Ones Know You Love Them!
My mom died, as most of you know, and it was REALLY unexpected. My mom and I did not end on good terms and I feel HORRIBLE. I miss her so much... I WANT MY MOM... I feel shitty... I wanna wake up and hug her and kiss her... I wanna see her so badly. I miss her so much... MAKE SURE YOU TELL YOUR LOVED ONES YOU LOVE THEM!!!! I shit you not.

The Invisible Man.
Superheroes Party It's annual superheroes new years party. Batman and Spiderman are chatting. All of a sudden the Hulk rushes in all red and perplexed. "Whats up" asked Batman? "Well i was upstairs looking for the toilet and i passed the bedroom and saw Wonder Women naked on the bed and moaning and groaning. I started feeling randy and thought what the hell and jumped on top of her!" "Was she surprised?" asked Spiderman. "Yes but not as surprised as The Invisible Man!"

Only If It Rains =)
Nude Running A woman was having an affair while her husband was at work. One day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she heard her husband's car pull into the driveway. "Oh My God - Hurry! Grab your clothes," she yelled to her lover. "And jump out the window. My husband's home early!" "I can't jump out the window!" came the strangled reply from beneath the sheets. "It's raining out there!" "If my husband catches us in here, he'll kill us both!" she replied. "He's got a very quick temper and a very large gun! The rain is the least of your problems!" So the boyfriend scoots out of bed, grabs his clothes and jumps out the window! As he began running down the street in the pouring rain, he quickly discovered he had run right into the middle of the town's annual marathon. He started running along beside the others about 300 of them. Being naked, with his clothes tucked under his arm, he tried to "blend in" as best he could. It wasn't

Untitled Poem
I finally crawled into bed last night, late. With visions of you still in my head. Anticipation pounding in my heart. All my senses filled with your existence. As I escaped into the dream world I know so well, I took you with me. We walked down the beach together. Our hands touching and our hearts bonding through them. The wind kissing our faces gently. The sand giving way under our feet. The warmth in our hearts that only a poet would understand. Finding an oasis in the never ending edge of the world, We sit beneath the giant tree, on the patch of thick grass that seems to have been put there just for us. We talked for what seems to be hours. Never running out of things to say, feelings to share, thoughts to exchange. I reach out to touch you and you stop my hand with yours. Our fingers touch. Our hands envelop each other. Almost as though they were making love to each other. Our fingers dancing. Our eyes gazing into each others. A soft and gent

6 Mins Late
6 Minutes Late There was a man named George who got a new job. His fellow employees always met for a round of golf every Saturday. They asked George to meet them at 10:00 Saturday morning. George replied that he would love to meet them, but he may be 6 minutes late. On Saturday morning George was there at exactly 10:00. He golfed right handed and won the round. Following Saturday rolls around, and George says that he will be there, but he may be 6 minutes late again. He shows up right on time, golf's left handed, and wins the round. This continues for the next few weeks, with George always saying that he may be 6 minutes late, and then always winning the round golfing, either left or right handed. The other employees are getting tired of this, and decided to ask him what the deal was. They said, ''George, every Saturday you say you may be six minutes late. You never are. Then you show up and golf with either right handed or left handed, and always win. What is up

Sometimes..
Sometimes life kicks you in the face Sometimes life bitchslaps you Sometimes life pulls your hair Sometimes life calls you names Sometimes life makes you cry Sometimes life makes you depressed Sometimes life makes you chaotic Sometimes life makes you whine Sometimes life makes you worry Sometimes life makes you panic Sometimes life hurts you deep down inside Sometimes life hurts you mentally and emotionally Sometimes life hurts you physically [[Just Get Up, Dust Yourself Off And Get On With Your Life]] **You Can Survive Life** [[No Matter How Hard Its Is ]]

"we've Always Done It That Way" Ring Any Bells?
The US standard railroad gauge (distance between the rails) is 4 feet, 8.5 inches. That's an exceedingly odd number. Why was that gauge used? Because that's the way they built them in England, and English expatriates built the US Railroads. Why did the English build them like that? Because the first rail lines were built by the same people who built the pre-railroad tramways, and that's the gauge they used. Why did "they" use that gauge then? Because the people who built the tramways used the same jigs and tools that they used for building wagons, which used that wheel spacing. Okay! Why did the wagons have that particular odd wheel spacing? Well, if they tried to use any other spacing, the wagon wheels would break on some of the old, long distance roads in England, because that's the spacing of the wheel ruts. So who built those old rutted roads? Imperial Rome built the first long distance roads in Europe (and England) for their legions. The roads have been used ever si

The Bartender =)
The Bartender A man walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a glass of water. The bartender pulls out a gun, and the man walks away happily. Why? The Answer: The man had the hiccups. The gun scared him, and the hiccups went away.

New Book
I just bought the new Nicholas Sparks book on Monday and I have already completed it..which is normal for me. It is called Dear John and about a military man.. made me tear up and it is a great book. I would suggest anyone to read it as I would with all his books. They are so true to life and I have felt like the guy in the book has before. If you get a chance read it or any of his books..his more popular ones are Message in a Bottle, The Notebook and A Walk to Remember..all made into movies. He is a great author who writes about things that happen in real life each and every day.

Because.. For You I'd Walk A Mile..
i saw a single rose today and it made me think of you of all times we shared and the new ones coming through but today you werent beside me and it got me feeling blue my heart beats deep inside me and i know my feelings are true i sat by myself at lunch today and just started thinking of you and i stopped to wonder why am i feeling this way and its all because of love thats true as time passes by until i see you again i try and make our time worth while but the tears begin again because for i'd walk a mile..

Lights On
Lights On A man lives in his house. He also works out of his house and his job is very important. Everyday the man must sleep with the lights on to avert from tradgedy. One night the man gets so sick of the light he turns it out for the night. The next moring he reads the newspaper, takes out a gun, and shoots himself. Where did the man live ? The Answer: A Light House

Bi-partisan Bumper Sticker
At last.... A bumper sticker for both parties. FINALLY, someone has come out with a 100% bipartisan political bumper sticker. The hottest selling bumper sticker comes from New York state: "Run, Hillary, Run!" Democrats put it on the rear bumper. Republicans put it on the front bumper.

For All Eternity
For All Eternity I sit here quietly and watch the sun set Thinking of someone that I've never met I wonder does she think of me too Needless to say I am thinking of you Wanting to hold you, to see your face To take you away to a better place You feel so right, too good to be true I just can't stop thinking of you My friends say that I might regret Losing my heart to a girl I've not met I say there is nothing I can do I cannot help thinking of you I believe you were made special for me But wonder if that could possibly be I'm tired of being so alone and blue But I always smile when thinking of you You are like no other, And this I know its true, For my heart finds something special, and it has chosen you. My heart has chosen to open up and let you deep inside, piercing through my wall, putting all its fears aside. My heart is actually beating now and it's because of you. For everything you say and everything you do. This poem is to

To Everyone
Iam sorry for everything ive said or did....Im sorry Ive fucked up so many times....and Iam sorry I cant change somthing and things that people do...I wish I could take anything and everything back...WISH i could just forget everything and EVERYONE would forgett about me! What iam saying is that ~I FUCKIN GIVE UP AND IAM FUCKING DONE!~ So.... Thank you for the ones that care/cared..i wanna thank u 4 allways being there 4 me and helping me when i needed help and helping me make it this far! ~To Somoe one inpaticular~ Thanx for everything ur a wounderful friend and anyone is lucky to have u as a friend and Iam sorry 4 everything and I love u!` ~Carlas BabyGirl~

I Hate Spiders
I was picking up my clothes from the bathroom so I can wash them. And guess what I found... Poor me. I had no bug spary in the house. I use Jim's old spice spary. So now the house smells like that. I HATE SPIDERS!!! POOR POOR ME

Curly Moment
So many things to say...where to start? When I was in a junior in college, I saw my first porno. My roommate, as a joke, left it on top of the T.V. Before he his girlfriend headed to Pismo for the weekend. A sticky note on it said, “You're all alone virgin.” Yes, I was a virgin and remained one until I was married (about a year later) so I laughed at his little joke and tossed the video on his bed. 45 seconds later I had scooped it up and put it in the VCR. 45 seconds later I was cleaning up after myself. While the thrill of porno has subsided, I still remember the my brain turning loops in my head while my heart pounded through my chest. I think I beat off like ten times that weekend. I vaguely remember some scabbing. Alright, not vaguely. There was definite shaft scabbing. I know, I know, gross! No porn ever affected me like that again. Believe me, I tried for years. So, what's my point. A very sexy lady sent me a very discreet photo of herself. It was not porn in any wa

Proud To Be An American!
A very powerful message! A Simple Thank You Last week, while traveling to Chicago on business, I noticed a Marine sergeant traveling with a folded flag, but did not put two and two together. After we boarded our flight, I turned to the sergeant, who'd been invited to sit in First Class (across from me), and inquired if he was heading home. No, he responded. Heading out I asked? No. I'm escorting a soldier home. Going to pick him up? No. He is with me right now. He was killed in Iraq . I'm taking him home to his family. The realization of what he had been asked to do hit me like a punch to the gut. It was an honor for him. He told me that, although he didn't know the soldier, he had delivered the news of his passing to the soldier's family and felt as if he knew them after many conversations in so few days. I turned back to him, extended my hand, and said, Thank you. Thank you for doing what you do so my family and I can do what we do. Upon landing in Chicago th

The Leaves
The leaves change in the fall from healthy green to shades of rust. Amber orange and faded yellow, to the fiery red of lust. Once bewitched by their beauty, I no longer care to see the collection of colored jewels on each and every tree. The leaves have lost their intrigue. No longer a source of light. Since you've gone all I see is dreary black and white. Like and old and faded photo the leaves mean nothing more to me than a passing knowledge of the time and a distant memory. I was fascinated with the change that took place every year. But now I see it happening and it only brings me tears. I avoid the vibrant colors and the memories they bring. You're gone but not forgotten. The pain still has a sting. As painful as an open wound, your death's still fresh to me. Without you by my side I can no longer love the leaves. By: Leah M. Baier

I Miss You.. Goodbye
As i watched the train doors close with both of us on opposite sides I cried knowning that you weren't holding my hand you weren't there with me to wipe my tears and i would be returning to a lonely house to a lonely room with only the thought of you This weekend i will die inside knowning that your no where around i wipe my tears knowing that your not here knowing that your not holding me in your arms and calling me your baby i just wish for the day when we can have it all and not have to wait i cry everytime i leave you it hurts so much to see the eyes leave me so please tell me its our last goodbye?

Riddles.
The people who make it don't want it. The people who buy it don't use it. The people who use it don't know it. What is it? The Answer: A coffin: The people who make it aren't going to want a coffin and the people who buy it don't use it on their self. The people who use it don't know it because they're dead

Love Poem
LOVE I love you, Not only for what you are, But for what I am When I am with you. I love you, Not only for what You have made of yourself, But for what You are making of me. I love you For the part of me That you bring out; I love you For putting your hand Into my heaped-up heart And passing over All the foolish, weak things That you can’t help Dimly seeing there, And for drawing out Into the light All the beautiful belongings That no one else had looked Quite far enough to find. I love you because you Are helping me make Of the lumber of my life Not a tavern But a temple; Out of the works Of my every day Not a reproach But a song. I love you Because you have done More than any creed Could have done To make me good, And more than any fate Could have done To make me happy. You have done it Without a touch, Without a word, Without a sign. You have done it By being yourself. Perhaps that is what Being a friend means, After all.

Your Saint My Beast
Your Saint My Beast It’s your saint, But my beast, It’s my hunger, But your feast, It’s your comfort, But my shack, I prefer distance, While you want her back. To you a steady shoulder, To me a cold cheek, You see strength, I see weak. To you an angel, To me it’s callow, You found love, And I found shallow. To me a shade, To you a home, Your place of light. My nightmare zone. My reality, Is not yours, And then again, Yours too, not mine, of course. Copyright © 2006 by C Hottran

My Intro
Hi I’m Warner, I thought that I would write to you so that you wouldn’t miss this opportunity to meet a great guy like me. So start reading the following info to learn more about a great guy that will make your family and friends proud that I’m in your life. Now, I thought I would try something different in the way I write to a profile to let you know that I’m interested. I want to get away from the old way of writing a simple one line sentence like ‘I’m interested in meeting you; please write me kind of stuff’. I thought How about me telling you about me, one hell of a guy. Then you can decide if I’m worth your time. Let’s start with the basic stats about me: Name: Warner Born: October 6, 1964 in Gary, Indiana (The Midwest) Grew up in Long Beach, CA Long Beach Poly High School Class 1983 Height: 6’3” Weight: 195lbs Eyes: Brown Hair: Short Black Sign: Libra My best features: I’m told I have a great smile! What I like in a woman is the following: a woman that is very

Five Rules For Men To Follow For A Happy Life
1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job. 2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh. 3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you. 4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed and who likes to be with you. 5. It's VERY, VERY important that these four women don't know each other

22 Ways
1 . Tell her she is beautiful (not fine, or sexy) 2 . Hold her hand at any moment . . . even if its just for a second. 3 . Kiss her on the forehead. 4 . Leave her voice messages to wake up to. 5 . When she is upset, hold her tight and tell her how much she means to you. 6 . Recognize the small things . . . they usually mean the most. 7 . Pick her over all the other girls you hang out with. 8 . Write her notes. (she loves them) 9 . Introduce her to family and friends . . . as your girlfriend. 10 . Play with her hair. 11 . Pick her up, tickle her, and play-wrestle with her. 12 . Sit in the park and just talk to her. 13 . Tell her funny jokes, tell her stupid jokes, or just tell her jokes. 14 . Let her fall asleep in your arms. 15 . If she's mad at you, kiss her. 16 . Give her piggyback rides. 17 . Bring her flowers 18 . Treat her the same around your friends as you do when your alone. 19 . Look her in the eyes and smile. 20 . Let h

Yes, Officer?
Yes, Officer? by Cum_To_Me © Ashley drove down I-79 with the top down and the radio blasting, on her way home from the beach. Seeing as it was almost 9pm, she thought she could speed just a little to make the trip go faster. Going 85 mph down the highway Ashley couldn't wait to get home. Looking up into her rearview mirror she saw the flashing lights of a squad car trying to pull her over. She turned down the radio and pulled over to the side of the road where she waited for the cop to come to her car. "Do you have any idea how fast you were going young lady?" The cop asked with definite authority in his voice. "Yes Sir, I was doing 85mph in a 65 mph zone." And of course it was the honest to God truth. He was shocked, normally when he pulled over hot young girls they either tried to lie or flirt their way out of it. Not this girl, she was up front honest about her crime, and that was a major turn-on for him. "Oh, umm, okay. Since you knew you were breaking the law and

How Men Think
A woman was in a coma, she had been in it for months. Nurses were in her room giving her a blanket bath. One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a slight response on the monitor when she touched her. They tried it again and sure enough there was a small, recognizable movement. They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, "As crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her out of the coma." The husband was skeptical, but they assured that they'd close the curtains for privacy. The husband finally agreed and went into his wife's room. After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate. The nurses ran back into the room. "What happened?" they cried. The husband said, "I'm not sure. Maybe she choked."

How Things Get Done In Washington
Three contractors are bidding to fix the White House fence. One from Chicago, another from Kentucky and the third, Florida. They go with a White House official to examine the fence. The Florida contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works some figures with a pencil. "Well," he says. "I figure the job will run about $900: $400 for materials, $400 for my crew and $100 profit for me." The Kentucky contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then says, "I can do this job for $700: $300 for materials, $300 for my crew and $100 profit for me." The Chicago contractor doesn't measure or figure, but leans over to the White House official and whispers: "$2,700." The official, incredulous, says, "You didn't even measure like the other guys! How did you come up with such a high figure?" "Easy," the Chicagoan explains, "$1,000 for you, $1,000 for me and we hire the guy from Kentucky."

The Red Pigeon
The mayor of Houston Texas was very worried about a plague of pigeons in Houston. He could not remove the pigeons from the city. All of Houston was full of pigeon poop. The people of Houston couldn't walk on the sidewalks or drive on the roads. It was costing a fortune to try to keep the streets and sidewalks clean. One day a man came to City Hall and offered the Mayor a proposition. "I can rid your beautiful city of its plague of pigeons without cost to the city. But, you must promise not to ask me any questions. Or, you can pay me five million dollars and ask one question." The mayor considered the offer briefly and accepted the free proposition. The next day the man climbed to the top of City Hall, opened his coat, and released a red pigeon. The red pigeon circled in the air and flew up into the bright blue Texas sky. All the pigeons in Houston saw the red pigeon. They gathered up behind the red pigeon. The Houston pigeons followed the red pigeon as she flew eastward out of th

Halloween And Nov. 1st
yeah, okay. so anyone that knows me, knows that i really like to cross-dress... and am discovering girls. for halloween, my costume was a fallen angel... a male fallen angel, to be more specific. i went all out, or at least as MUCH all out as i could to make myself appear male. well, later that evening at work [yes, i had to work halloween, but i could work in costume, yay!], an old co-worker of mine came in with her two younger sisters, and baby sister. well, i was informed even later that night, that one of the girls, when she first saw me, thought i was a hott looking guy! it totally made my night, especially after... i had told my mom earlier that day that i would more than likely be out that evening at a friends house or something. i had planned to go over to one of my friends' house, but i forgot directions to get to her house [we recently met, and i never drove to her house, i have a very good idea of where it is though]. so stupid me, i went home to grab directions, said "oka

When People Ask Stupid Questions...
I have 2 Border Collies & I was buying a large bag of Purina at Wal-Mart and was in line to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her. Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned. I told her no; it was because I'd been sitting in the street

Sex And Relationships With Cancer ~~ Darkside Horoscope
SEX! Hard to Get If they weren't blinded by lust, a little bit of forethought would have told your lovers that sex with an armored personnel carrier is not much of a turn-on (unless one of them was Aries, who always packs antitank grenades and gets wet over anything military). you won't come out; they can't get in. It's partly your briar-rose complex (anyone who really loves me would jolly well hack through this almost impenetrable barrier to reach my inner secret loveliness); and partly because you have noticed in your shrewd, beady little way that deferred gratification is the key to keeping people hanging on, so that you can hang on to them (which is the object of your every exercise). And what do you do when the more persistent of your heroes finally winkles you out? You lie there in a frenzy of passion-slaying worry: will the bed creak? Is that a tidal wave? Will I still love you tomorrow? Have I put the cat out? That's why you have to snap up admirers while they still

The Rules Of Bedroom Golf
The Rules Of Bedroom Golf 1. Each player should furnish his own equipment for play - normally one club and two balls. 2. Play on the course should be approved by the owner of the hole. 3. Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the club in the hole and keep the balls out. 4. For most effective play, the club should have a firm shaft. Course owners are permitted to check the shaft stiffness before play. 5. Course owners reserve the right to restrict club length to avoid damage to the hole 6. The object of the game is to take as many strokes as necessary until the course owner is satisfied that play is complete. Failure to do so may result in being denied permission to play the course again. 7. It is considered bad form to begin playing the hole immediately upon arrival at the course. The experienced player will normally take time to admire the entire course with special attention to the well formed bunkers. 8. Players are cautioned not to mention other c

A Lesson Learned...
A young boy went up to his father and asked him: "Dad, what is the difference between potentially and realistically?" The father thought for a moment, then answered: "Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and then, ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that." So the boy went to his mother and asked: "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" The mother replied: "Of course I would! We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great University!" The boy then went to his sister and asked: "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" The girl replied: "Oh my God! I LOVE Brad Pitt! I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?" The boy then went to his brother and asked: "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a millio

Yardwork Ch. 2
Yardwork Ch. 2 by bcamer © My wife arrived home just after I got off the phone with Kelly. She asked how the "yardwork" went, and I said "GREAT!!" She gave a coy look, and said, "Great. Usually I don't mention yardwork and great in the same sentence." I said, "Ask me later when the kids go to bed." She gave that curious look, and agreed. All through dinner, I kept hearing in my brain Kelly's voice say, "When is she going to stick her fingers in that pretty little cunt??" My wife could tell my mind was somewhere other than on dinner, because she would ask me a question and I would just nod my head yes or no. After the kids were in bed, and I was sure they were asleep, I grabbed a cold beer out of the fridge for myself, and a Doc Otis hard lemonade drink for my wife. I knew she was puzzled by my actions. I was little nervous to tell her about my day, in fear she would be upset. I was also feeling euphoric at the thought she might get turned on. Mary is somewhat conse

Yardwork
Yardwork by bcamer © It was one of those perfect summer days in the Northwest. Morning clouds giving away to afternoon sunshine with the temperature in the low 80's. My wife and kids left for the day on a field trip to the zoo. I had the whole house to myself. Of course most people would just sit on their arse and do nothing. Not me, I want to catch up on some much needed yard work. I got started early. As I was picking weeds out of the bark dust, my next-door neighbor Kelly popped out of her house to do some yard work herself. Now Kelly is no beauty queen. She is a bit on the chubby side. Her best feature is her incredibly large tits. Any time she works in the yard, she wears tight licra shorts and a swimsuit top that barely holds those big guns in. I can't help but stare. I know she's caught me on a few occasions, but just smiles at me. "Hi Brian." I hear as I try to pretend I haven't see her. "Oh, Hi Kelly." "What are you doing home today," she asks. "I needed

Time Passes Quickly By.
Life is constantly changing.As we grow older things effect us differently.At one time i'd have been furiously jealous of another woman with my hubby.Now i know enough that if he wanted to be with someone else i'd give him his freedom.Why the change in attitude.As I grew up I realized life is too short to worry about things that happen.If it was anopther woman it was gonna happen anyway so why the drama.Just realize what is is.I may be hurt feeling wise but life goes on for a reason somewhere down the road might be whats right for me.I know enough to wish him the best kiss him goodbye and say thanks for the times we had.If life throws a wrench in my road not to complain n cus just move around it.I can't control some things so I go with the flow.People should realize how short life is and live thier life.Have fun live for now.Once a certain age you won't do those things later.Do them now.Wanna tell someone you love them do so for tomorrow may not come.Never be afraid of life grasp it by

Yard Work
Yard Work by Witchy © You are outside doing yard work on a hot summer day. It’s too hot for that shit, but you want to get it done today so you can be free all day tomorrow. I stop by the house unexpectedly and you invite me to join you for a beer and ask if I'd mind sitting out back with you - you're too dirty to sit inside. So I join you out back and we throw a blanket down over the fresh cut grass and grab a couple beers. By the end of the second beer, I'm losing track of the conversation and just watching the sweat roll from your neck down to the waistband of your cut offs. You are totally into telling me about the rest of your landscaping plans until you roll up to grab me another beer out of the cooler, and notice that my eyes are on your cutoffs. You laugh it off, but I can see the thought of me watching you is making your cock swell. You hand me my beer with a comment about how hot it is. Now, me being me, I can't resist cooling you off and I take a long drag on th

Emergency Room
The other day, I had to go to the emergency room. Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I went to the Army-Navy store, and bought some OD pants and a shirt. Then I sewed a couple of patches on which I grabbed from the internet.. It was amazing how many people left as I walked in. I guess they suddenly decided they weren't that sick after all.. Here is the patch that you can sew on your clothing if you are in need of quicker emergency service.

Amber Alert (she Died)
this evening in cass county indiana they found a 16 yr old girl that had been killed by a 51 yr old man that was a coworker she had trusted him to be a friend not a murder...please say a prayer for her family...thanks

Not Sure
Yesterday, I went to my mom's grave site with a dead cell phone, backpack full of pills and a 64 ounce soda. I was going to die. I took some pills, just enough to get me going. My prescription for courage. Then, a little later, I shit my pants and my family rolled up to my mom's grave site. I left them there, because I had shit my pants. So, yesterday's attempt to die ended horribly. It kind of makes me wonder. I went home, took 2 days worth of my medication and woke up this evening to a nudge by my husband asking me if I was still alive. Now, I am left with the question of 'to die' or 'not to die.' I really wanted to die at my mom's grave site, but I have a feeling she made me shit my pants and called my family in. So, she is out. Where in the world would be a good place to die. I have already tried my shrink's office. That almost worked, but they found out and called 911. I can't die at home. I have 2 kids there. That would be the most selfish thing I could ever do,

What I Am Looking For... Is It You?
I want a girlfriend who read my whole list. I want a girlfriend who won't cheat on me. I want a girlfriend who will chill with my friends. I want a girlfriend who will let me chill with their friends. I want a girlfriend who loves children. I want a girlfriend who loves to cuddle and spoon. I want a girlfriend who likes me for me. I want a girlfriend who doesn't have any STDS. I want a girlfriend who I can treat like a princess. I want a girlfriend who won't mind if I gave her random kiss's. I want a girlfriend who knows who Penny is. I want a girlfriend who I can see at least 3 times a week. I want a girlfriend who would rather share a blanket the hog it. I want a girlfriend who I can put my arm around. I want a girlfriend who would be happy for me to call me HERS. I want a girlfriend who would love it for me to call her MINE. I want a girlfriend who knows why people call me Saul. I want a girlfriend who smiles when they think about. I want a girlfriend who laughs at

Lost
Its been almost three weeks since my father passed away.I'm still grieving and trying to accept that hes really gone and that I'll never see him again-unless I die.I go to sleep at night in hopes that I'll dream about him.My dreams are a blur when I awake and I can't remember them now.I turn corners no matter where I go hoping to see him.When I cry I wait for him to appear and tell me that everything is okay,and that hes okay too.Everything reminds me of him.When I light a cigarette I remember when he smoked,or him telling me that he would die wanting a cigarette.He quit smoking a few months before he was diagnosed with leukemia.If I drink pepsi I remember not liking pepsi when I was kid,but drinking it after he got sick.Certain foods that he made when I was kid cause me to get upset.The pictures of him standing beside me when I was about four years old make me wish that I could turn back the hands on the clock to a time when he wasn't sick,when I was daddys little girl,when daddys lau

Naughty Survey
1.Your Full Name: Paula 2. Age: 42 3. Single or Taken: depends who you ask 4. Favorite Movie: Dirty Dancing 5. Favorite Song: Born to Run..Bruce Springsteen 6. Favorite Band/Rapper/Artist: dont really have one 7. Dirty or Clean: dirty thoughts ..clean clothes 8. Tattoos and/or Piercings: 2 tattos, only ears pierced A long sex survey for those that are bored!!! Do you like it rough or sensual? sensual then rough Do you prefer to be with the opposite sex or the same sex? or both? Opposite How often do you like to have sex? as often as i can get it Is sex a top priority for you? Its important but not really a top priority Do you have sex face to face with your partner? Yes How often do you get drunk and have wild, crazy sexy with a complete stranger? Almost Never How do you feel about one night stands? Never say never How many one night stands have you had? a few What's your favorite position? legs in the air Where's your favorite plac

Bbw Cruise Anyone
I am trying to guage interested in a BBW cruise on Norwegian Cruise Line. The cruise is an 8 night trek out of NYC sailing to Bermuda, Tortola & St. Thomas. This cruise will take place May 5th - 13th. Prices are listed as starting at $514* per person (double occupancy). If interested contact me here. If I get enough response, I can negotiate a group rate with the cruise line. If you know any interested parties, point them to this blog. Guy * plus tax

What A Day
OMG!!! If this day gets any worse I am going to end up in the crazy house...LOL... My car broke down today..It makes me sad I loved my car..LOL(when it worked)J/K IDK going to end upp walking for now...I guess.. Well Thats it for now take care.. P.S. What the hell is that noise??? Sounds like a camera taking a picture???

Riding Again...
OK...for those of you who might be questioning the surgery....no, it was not to attach my balls back to my body, nor was it brain surgery (although I have argued w/ myself a number of times to kick the habit...). It was shoulder surgery due to too many dislocations. Now..the million dollar question...do I get back on?? Mebbe I oughta put up a poll....LMAO

Top 10 Halloween Things That Sound Dirty...but Aren't.
TOP 10 HALLOWEEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY...BUT AREN'T. 10. She's a goblin! 9. I'd like to get a little something in the sack tonight. 8. Just get on your hands and knees and bob your head. 7. She's got a couple of nice pumpkins on her porch 6. If you just lick it, it'll last longer. 5. Let me see your big sack! 4. Can I eat your Zagnuts? 3. Have your Mom check it before you put it in your mouth. 2. You scared me stiff! AND THE NUMBER ONE THING THAT SOUNDS DIRTY BUT ISN'T 1. He's got Candy spread out on the living room floor

One Week Left
I have one more week before i find out the results from the biopsy.I am scared and it doesnt help knowing I will be alone when I go.My family is wraped up in my brother and doesnt really care about my results so I havent got any emotional support from them.I get a little more scared each day.

Heartstring's...
This Poem Is A Repost. It Disappered Once And Not By Photo Bucket, This Poem Is Also Posted In Three Other Places So I will Have No Problem Proving It Was Done By Me, Not Only That It's Copyrighted And Was Also Submited To A Poetry Contest More Than One Year Ago, So Whoever Swiped It If They Use It And Are Found Out They Will Be Prosecuted To The Fullest Extent Of The Law...

Where In The F**k Are My Friends?
I AM REALLY TIRED OF THE LACK OF LOVE ON MY PAGE & PICS! TIRED OF SHOWING LOVE & HELPING OUT MY SO CALLED FRIENDS THAT CAN'T TAKE A FEW MINUTES TO DO THE SAME! I AM DELETING MOST OF YOU IN THE NEXT COUPLE OF DAYS! YOU WON'T KNOW YOU WERE ANYWAY, CAUSE YOU WON'T READ THIS & YOU NEVER COME TO MY PAGE ANYWAY!

Masturbation For Couples...
Masturbation for Couples Mutual masturbation can create a richer sexual life for couples because it gives both partners the opportunity to experiment with what brings the most pleasure. Couples can set the scene with soft lights, romantic music and if both partners are happy to include it, an erotic video. If you like, use lubrication on the penis or the vulva. There are a range of positions for mutual masturbation. The only practical requirement is for both partners' genitals to be within easy reach. For example a man and a woman could lie side by side, with the woman's upper body resting on the man. Each can easily reach the other's genital area and he can kiss her face and neck and nuzzle her hair. At the same time he can feel her breasts with his hands. Her one hand is free to guide his toward doing what she likes best and the other can reach toward his body and stimulate his penis. Mutual masturbation is an alternative to penetrative sex and can add interest to a couple'

Lmao
You scored as Jigsaw. You are Jigsaw. You dont enjoy killing people at all. You instead love to see how far people will go to live. However if it ends in a bloody death, you still sleep with a smile on your face. You are intelligent, and know how to outwit just about anyone. And that spells bad news for anyone who falls into your games of death and torture.Michael Myers80%Candyman80%Jigsaw80%Freddy Krueger70%Pinhead65%Hannibal Lecter50%Leatherface50%Captain Spaulding40%Buffalo Bill30%Jason Voorhees30%Whic

Well Tomorrow Is The Big Day
Actually, not really. They don't kid when they say once you hit a certain age birthdays really don't matter anymore. I have really felt that way about my birthday the past few years. Anyways, I am hitting the sack. Tomorrow is my bday AND my boss will finally be back in the office so I will have to force myself to stay off this place....at least for a few hours. I would love to come back on to a ton of birthday wishes!!! I also need less than 3000 points to level up so if you want to do me a HUGE favor you could pimp me out a bit. There is a bulletin already floating around out there somewhere. Good night everyone and don't let the bed bugs bite!!! At least not hard anyways. :)

I'm New To This!!
Hello all just wanted to give a shout out since I am a new member to LC I am enjoying the profiles so far and like what I have seen, stop by and drop a note and give me some pointers on how to customize my page. Hope to hear from some of you soon...Take care Kandi

Superhero
Your results:You are Superman Superman 90% Hulk 85% The Flash 85% Spider-Man 80% Green Lantern 75% Batman 70% Robin 70% Supergirl 65% Wonder Woman 50% Catwoman 50% Iron Man 40% You are mild-mannered, good, strong and you love to help others. Click here to take the Superhero Personality Test

A Story...
A Story As a introduction I am posting a story which I have written about the conflict of being a faithful wife and a slut. Composed by Justine© Authors Note: The story you are about to read for the most part is true. I have lived in South Africa, Switzerland, Washington D.C. and Rome and now am living with my husband near Paris, France. The name I have assumed for my own sexual experiences is "Justine," the alter ego of a model. Now, I have written different stories about my life: my inner mind and psyche, my experiences and the flaw in my character, my weakness for sex, about how I could have said NO, but I let things happen to me. Perhaps some of you will relate to my real life experiences and sexual desires while some of you will undoubtedly fantasize about them and me. I would like to paint you a picture … I would like to invite you to take a look in my large bedroom. It's the place where I have these dark thoughts and delicious fantasies running in

Not Sure If I Like The Name Change
Just wanted to tell everyone i hate the name change preffered Lost Cherry lol but not much you can do about it lol do you guys like the changes going on here? still glitches goin on lol anyway cheers

An Affair...
An Affair! An Affair Margaret was nervous. Years had passed since she'd been this nervous about the visit of a student. Their visits were always so boring, so ordinary. Tea and cakes and unclever talk about some topic or other the student had chosen for an honors paper. Margaret would smile, make one or two suggestions, and the girl would leave at the end of the afternoon convinced that Margaret had infinite understanding. But Cynthia, the student due to arrive at any moment, was quite different from the others. An exquisite girl, exquisite and extremely intelligent. Margaret could never look at the girl in class without quivering. None of the other girls in her classes had that effect on her, and she was thankful for it because she did not like to mix things that belonged apart. Of course they all had guessed Margaret was a lesbian because she had more or less hinted she was. Lesbian teachers in this college were not extraordinary. Margaret, however, did her best to avoid ent

15 Minutes....
you've got 15 minutes to do what you're gonna do in the process of satisfying yourself, you've got to satisfy me too let's let the juices spew let's get close & tight like glue let's try to merge into the same hue like the gravy in a healthy stew here's your 15 minutes to fame which you just need reach out to me to claim without shame once wild champion/thouroughbred made tame caressed lips firm grips and in it slips as that something drips & it's been 14 minutes & time's now winding down you best get done or you're going to be wearing a frown like a sad faced clown so it's time to do it like it need be done three tweo one happy new year pops mt champagne giving in to sex on the brain single handed minus a mob you successfully completed you job I'm really into you and feeling your flow (timer goes off) Bing your 15 minutes are up & you've gotta go

What Superhero Are You
Your results:You are Superman Superman 75% Green Lantern 75% Iron Man 70% The Flash 65% Spider-Man 55% Supergirl 53% Robin 53% Hulk 50% Wonder Woman 48% Catwoman 40% Batman 35% You are mild-mannered, good, strong and you love to help others. Click here to take the Superhero Personality Test

Review-comedy
Theres a club here in clarksville called tippers and on tuesday nights they have comedy. Most times, its pretty good, but in the end depends on your humor. but its always worth the five bucks to get in. the more people you go with the better. And after they play music. Top forty and some oldschool. They refuse to play NIN, and for that i should ban them, but there isnt much else to do on a tuesday night... Check it out if you can.

New Experiences Part I...
New Experiences Part I... Hello Everyone, I am a tremendously lucky husband who met and married a very sweet wife, a woman who at the time we met was very innocent. We met when she was 23. She is now 36 and barely looks to have aged. After we had been dating a few years and had gotten engaged I finally admitted to her that I was really turned on by the thought of her with other men. Like most women ( I guess) she was not very receptive to that idea when it first came up. However, she loves me, and she overlooked this at first, but I came to understand that she was infatuated with a 40 year old, married truck driver at the place of her employment. This is when she was 25 or so. He was a pretty typical hardass, but goodlooking, and really tall and well built, long hair tats, etc. He was certainly a lot different than anyone my girl next door had ever dated much less been with. I immediately encouraged her to flirt, and have fun, experience something new. With this rather specific

Slowly Losing My Mind...
*sigh* Just another one of those days when I wish my kids would run far far away. Gets sooooo old fighting to go to bed every night. Unfortunately my kids have to share a room so if one is having issues it keeps the other up. My oldest has never been allowed to sleep in my room yet night after night he begs to sleep in my room. And just doesnt get it when I say no, the tears flow and then that keeps his sister up. And often times she starts crying too, like tonight...I'm sitting here listening to them both cry. I wish my husband didnt work nights, then he'd have to suffer too.

Raspberries On Clouds
Prep: 5 min. * 1/2 lb. sweetened frozen raspberries, thawed * 4 slices angel food cake * 1/2 cup frozen dessert topping * 2 Tbs. sugar (optional) Sweeten respberries to taste and serve over cake with a dollop of topping. Per serving: calories 161, fat 2.7g, 15% calories from fat, cholesterol 0mg, protein 2.2g, carbohydrates 33.4g, fiber 2.9g, sugar 27.5g, sodium 216mg, diet points 3.4. Dietary Exchanges: Milk: 0.0, Vegetable: 0.0, Fruit: 1.0, Bread: 0.0, Lean meat: 0.0, Fat: 0.4, Sugar: 1.3, Very lean meat protein: 0.0

In Memory Of My Son, Jake
It ain't fair you died to young Like a story that had just begun The day you tore the pages all away God knows how i miss you All the hell that i've been through Just know no one can take your place Sometimes i wonder who you'ld be today

Narosis's Dream
narosis: She came to me in a intimate dream I`d almost swear I could feel her cream I open my eyes to discover she`s not there, (who?) my dream lover I close my eyes to return to my dream like state and again I can feel her sweat, her moisture, her motion, & weight I open my eyes & ask myself what am I tripping on, slipping on, Pondering, "WTF is going on!?" I close my eyes & she`s with me again Riding me, committing carnal type sin We share a sh*t eating grin Me and my dream twin She begins to move too fast I grab her *bleep* and tell her, "Gently baby let`s make this last!" As she comes for the umpteenth time, letting out a sexy moan She whispers, "I want you for my own" narosis: It feels so good almost as if we`re one in the same I want to know as well as speak her name as I tear it out the frame She interrupts me as I begin to ask her name, saying she`s tired of riding stack She asks that I bend her over and hit it from the back In to what we were doing I had

Never Ending...
Love is something one is never to neglect, in all it's forms, Love is ALWAYS worthy of honor & respect, some have difficulty with this sentiment which myself & others have tried to project and they will always fall short of true love, being nothing more than cynically suspect. Love is not just a gift but often a surprise of which many often speak & most readily seek, yet they are blind to it even when it's right in front of their eyes when it comes to matters of the heart there are those that wear a false guise and those are the very people who fall short from true happiness after countless tries, doomed to wonder why they are fated to be without TRUE Love as tears stream as freely as the mouth of a habitual liar spews lies. Love can't be won nor bought, Love is like a web in which one has been caught Love is like opportunity, when it comes knocking, if you're not there to answer it will leave without a second thought. Apart of it's mystery, is it has the ability to bring

Orange Smoothie
Prep: 5 min. * 4 cups nonfat vanilla frozen yogurt * 3 cups lowfat milk * 1 cup frozen orange juice concentrate Combine all ingredients in a blender and process until smooth. Per serving: calories 390, fat 2.1g, 5% calories from fat, cholesterol 7mg, protein 13.7g, carbohydrates 77.9g, fiber 0.6g, sugar 67.3g, sodium 235mg, diet points 8.4. Dietary Exchanges: Milk: 0.9, Vegetable: 0.0, Fruit: 1.8, Bread: 0.0, Lean meat: 0.0, Fat: 0.0, Sugar: 2.0, Very lean meat protein: 0.0

Banana Split Shortcakes
Prep: 15 min, Cook: 10 min. * 3 cups strawberries, sliced * 1/4 cup plus 3 Tbs. sugar * 2-1/3 cups buttermilk baking mix * 1/2 cup half and half * 3 Tbs. unsalted butter, melted * 3/4 cup light frozen dessert topping * 2 cups vanilla fat-free ice cream * 2 medium bananas, sliced * 1/3 cup chocolate fudge topping, warm Combine strawberries and 1/4 cup sugar in a bowl. Let stand 1 hour. Preheat oven to 425°F. Combine baking mix, half and half, butter and 3 Tbs. sugar until a soft dough forms. Gently smooth dough into a ball on a cloth covered surface well floured with baking mix. Knead 8-10 times. Pat or roll dough to 1/2 inch thick. Cut with a floured 3 inch cutter. Bake 10-12 minutes on an ungreased cookie sheet until golden brown. Split shortcakes while warm. Place bottom halves on dessert plates. Top with ice cream, half the strawberries and bananas. Replace tops. Spoon remaining strawberries and bananas on top. Top with whipped to

Love Has Gone Missing
once mesmerized by the sound of her tone yet came the night when I was struck by a curiosity which was unlike my own then came the end to being engaged hours on the phone love seems to have gone missing back against the wall head no longer held high nor longer standing tall continued stumbling waiting for the impact of the impending fall due to love having gone missing wounded I wondered day after day were my actions all that wrong, what could I do or say? nothing came to mind lost in limbo on time delay because love seems to have gone missing no longer sharing the same goal nor mission plans now nothing more than memories which spring forth contrition that which once flourished now suffers from malnutrition because love seems to have gone missing saddened by the loss of a promised kiss alone destined to mr and with out me she now miss no more is there talk of our combined bliss since love has gone missing

Kavita Bhabhi! An Indian Story.
Kavita Bhabhi! An Indian Story. Kavita Bhabhi I'm Sushil again, 25 years of age, 5?11? in height, muscular body due to regular gym and sports, residing in Delhi and belongs to middle class family status. The incident IM narrating to u all happens with me when I was only 18 yr. old & thus started my sexual activity. This incident is true to my knowledge & there r no false statements mentioned. It all started after the marriage of my cousin brother Ajay. He was 26 at the time of marriage. My Bhabhi Kavita was very fair girl aged 26 at that time. 5?1? heights, with big round boobs, slim waist & nice round ass (at that time 38D, 27,39). The day I saw her I cummed in my pants. I was jealous of my Cousin ?s luck. From very first day, I wanted to fuck Kavita Bhabhi. I had adjoining room with them & at nights, I use to masturbated hearing there light moans & always dreaming of fucking Kavita. She was my fantasy woman. Day by day my dreams became my passion & I was desperate to fuck her,

Why
it seems like every time i try to start talking to my family or even my best friend some one comes along and says something about me that isnt ture or they say something to me that some one else said andthen it gets all messed up and it seems to me that every one is lying and i dont know who to believe i can sit in my house not talk to any one for days and i get brouht in to every ones games and i dont want to be i just want to be left alone i wish i could crawl in to a little ball and disapper but i dont think that is happen any time soon

Impress-your-wife Layer Cake
Prep: 45 min, Cook: 28 min, plus cooling time. * 6 ounces butter * 3 squares unsweetened chocolate * 1/2 cup dark chocolate chips * 2 eggs * 1-1/2 tsp. vanilla * 2-1/4 cups flour * 1/2 tsp. baking soda * 1/2 tsp. baking powder * 1-3/4 cups light brown sugar, or dried cane juice * 1/4 cup Kahlua or other coffee liqueur * 1 cup water * 2 cups whipping cream * 1/2 cup powdered sugar * 1 tsp. vanilla * 1/8 tsp. peppermint extract Preheat oven to 350°F. Thoroughly grease two 9 inch round cake pans and place in freezer. Cut up two-thirds of the butter into small slices and set aside. In a saucepan, melt the remaining butter on medium-low heat. Add unsweetened chocolate squares. When melted, remove from heat. Mix in chocolate chips and stir until chips are melted. In a bowl, add eggs and vanilla. Set aside. In another bowl, mix flour, baking soda, and baking powder. In another bowl, beat sugar and sliced-up butter

Your Companionship That I Pursue
Iâ€™ll be your coffee If youâ€™ll be my cream Iâ€™ll be your fantasy If youâ€™ll be my dream Be my whisper and Iâ€™ll be your shout & I can promise you a love that you could never doubt Iâ€™ll be your strength if youâ€™ll be my hope Iâ€™ll be your support when you think you canâ€™t cope Be my kiss and Iâ€™ll be your smile Be my inch and Iâ€™ll be your mile Iâ€™ll be your garden if youâ€™ll be my flower Iâ€™ll be your bath if youâ€™ll be my shower Be my joy and Iâ€™ll help you be rid of all your pain Walk with me in the Sunlight play with me in the rain lâ€™ll be your smoke if youâ€™ll be my fire Iâ€™ll be your passion if youâ€™ll continue to be the object of my desire Be my day and Iâ€™ll be your night &even when youâ€™re wrong Iâ€™ll make sure youâ€™re right Iâ€™ll be your bitter if youâ€™ll be my sweet & Iâ€™ll give you all that with which no other can compete Give me a little and I will give you all Iâ€™ve got Let me fill the void let me occupy that empty spot Co

Easy Strawberry Tarts
Prep: 5 min, Marinate: 10 min. * 2 cups strawberries, hulled, coarsely chopped * 1/2 cup sugar * 2 tsp. lemon juice * 4 sponge cake shells * 1 cup lowfat vanilla yogurt Combine first 3 ingredients in a bowl. Set aside 10 minutes, stirring occasionally to dissolve sugar. Fill sponge cake shells with fruit. Top with a dollop of yogurt. Per serving: calories 282, fat 2.1g, 6% calories from fat, cholesterol 42mg, protein 5.8g, carbohydrates 62.2g, fiber 2.0g, sugar 53.6g, sodium 134mg, diet points 5.9. Dietary Exchanges: Milk: 0.0, Vegetable: 0.0, Fruit: 0.4, Bread: 0.0, Lean meat: 0.0, Fat: 0.2, Sugar: 3.6, Very lean meat protein: 0.0

Why Do I Even Bother To Ponder Why
why do i fall so fast? why do I tend to devour others emotions which never seem to last why do I feel I am I to be forever the black-sheep ^ outcast why does it seem that fate eludes me, is the universe really that vast? why am I among the dying breed who tend to love wild why do I foolishly believe in love at first site as would a child why do I long for anothers kiss why am I haunted by my desire for shared bliss why is it through others I live vicariously? why have i not yet found that piece which completes me why have I not found that love which takes my breath away & give me reason to gasp? why is it that love is always just outside my grasp why am I always looking forward to the rain why does it seem my efforts are all in vain why do I seem to fail miserably after at the least a valiant try why do I even bother to ponder why

Lower Fat Heavenly Cake
Prep: 20 min, Cook: 30 min. * 1 cup sugar * 1 egg * 1/2 tsp. vanilla extract * 1-1/4 cups unsweetened crushed pineapple, with juice, pureed * 1 cup all purpose flour * 1 tsp. baking soda * 1/2 cup walnuts, finely ground Preheat oven to 350°F. Butter and flour one 9 inch baking pan and set aside. Combine eggs, sugar, and vanilla in a deep mixing bowl. Beat with electric mixer on high speed until light in texture. Add pineapple and mix thoroughly. Add flour, baking soda, and ground walnuts and mix until combined. Do not overmix. Pour into prepared baking pan. Bake 30 minutes, or until tester comes out clean when inserted in center. Cool on wire racks 15 minutes before removing from pan. To make in food processor: Chop walnuts in food processor until finely ground and transfer to another bowl. Add pinneapple, eggs, vanilla, and sugar to food processor and blend for 30 seconds until pureed. Add flour, baking soda and ground walnuts. Pulse for 1

Sexual Pleasure For Women!!
Sexual Pleasure for Women!! Sexual Pleasure for Women From Wiki Sex Site: a free archive of wikified sex stories and a free sex encyclopedia. Pleasure through the Body The human body is eterogeneous, with areas more covered by nerves, than others. As such some places result more pleasent to touch and stimulation than other places. The exact map of the erogenous zone of a woman, is somehow personal, and the knowledge of it is one of the reasons, why longer relationship are sometimes more physically fulfilling. Sometimes women claim that there only two erogenous zones, the body and the heart. This is often seen as a critique to man who tend to indulge in excessive tecnicality, or don't spend enough time in foreplay. Yet some spots on the body CAN surely be sigled out: the lips the vagina the anus (which holds more nerve endings than the sexual organs) the hands the neck the ears (in particular the lobes, so sensitive to little kisses) the spine at the height o

This Polaroid Has A Pulse
This Polaroid has a pulse I miss the smell of you on my clothes I miss the feeling of your skin I miss the taste of your lips I miss every single kiss I miss the way you licked your lips For another taste of mine I miss that look in your eyes That said "do it please do it again" I miss the way things should have been Even though they could never be Girl there's somthin about this That's makin me miss you ...even though you're right by my side And if I can't Hear your heart beat Baby your way too far Too far away from me Pictures never taken Moments lost in time Things ill never forget Burned forever in my mind I wanna be holdin you tight Underneath the stars And wishing on every one that falls Just to wake up With you in my arms Would make this all worth while To kiss you on the lips As I open my eyes And see your beautiful smile (I love it when you smile) And if I can't Hear your heart beat Baby your way too far Too far

Banana Mango Liquado (shake)
Prep: 10 min. * 1 lb. mango slices, or peaches, cut into chunks * 2 ripe bananas, cut into chunks * 1/4 lb. pineapple chunks, drained * 1-1/4 cups skim milk * 1 Tbs. lime juice Combine all ingredients in a blender or food processor and purée. Serve chilled. Per serving: calories 196, fat 1.0g, 4% calories from fat, cholesterol 1mg, protein 4.2g, carbohydrates 47.3g, fiber 4.5g, sugar 40.0g, sodium 43mg, diet points 3.6. Dietary Exchanges: Milk: 0.3, Vegetable: 0.0, Fruit: 2.9, Bread: 0.0, Lean meat: 0.0, Fat: 0.0, Sugar: 0.0, Very lean meat protein: 0.0

Gone Without A Trace / All Too Real
She came to me in a intimate dream I`d almost swear I could feel her cream I open my eyes to discover she`s not there, (who?) my dream lover I close my eyes to return to my dream like state and again I can feel her sweat, her moisture, her motion, & weight I open my eyes & ask myself what am I tripping on, slipping on, Pondering, "WTF is going on!?" I close my eyes & she`s with me again Riding me, committing carnal type sin We share a sh*t eating grin Me and my dream twin She begins to move too fast I grab her *bleep* and tell her, "Gently baby let`s make this last!" As she comes for the umpteenth time, letting out a sexy moan She whispers, "I want you for my own" It feels so good almost as if we`re one in the same I want to know as well as speak her name as I tear it out the frame She interrupts me as I begin to ask her name, saying she`s tired of riding stack She asks that I bend her over and hit it from the back In to what we were doing I had to comply (besides I

Egg Salad Sandwich
Prep: 10 min. * 6 hard-cooked eggs, chopped * 2 Tbs. onions, chopped * 2 Tbs. celery, chopped * 1/4 cup mayonnaise * 2 tsp. ground mustard * 4 cheese slices * 4 crisp lettuce leaves * 8 slices whole grain bread Combine first 5 ingredients in a bowl. Spread on half the bread slices. Top with egg salad mixture, cheese, lettuce, and remaining bread. Per serving: calories 490, fat 27.0g, 50% calories from fat, cholesterol 337mg, protein 19.8g, carbohydrates 40.3g, fiber 4.4g, sugar 6.0g, sodium 783mg, diet points 11.7. Dietary Exchanges: Milk: 0.0, Vegetable: 0.2, Fruit: 0.0, Bread: 2.4, Lean meat: 1.9, Fat: 4.0, Sugar: 0.0, Very lean meat protein: 0.0

Where's The Vaseline???
Where's the Vaseline? A man escapes from prison where he has been kept for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns, and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the girl to the bed, he gets on top of her, kisses her on the neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy is an escaped prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail, and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do what he tells you, just give him satisfaction, no matter how much he ravages you. This guy is probably damned dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong honey. I love you." To which the wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked if we kept any Vaseline in the bathroom.

Cobb Salad
* 2 eggs * 10 ounces packaged fresh spinach * 1 head lettuce, torn into bite size pieces * 1/4 cup blue cheese, crumbled * 1-1/2 cups cooked turkey or chicken, shredded * 1 avocado, sliced * 1/2 cup bottled real bacon pieces * 1/2 cup fat-free lemon herb dressing Place eggs in a saucepan with water to cover. Bring to a boil over high heat. Reduce heat to medium low and cook 10 minutes. Transfer eggs to a bowl of cold water to cool. Peel and quarter eggs and set aside. Line serving plates with spinach and top with lettuce. Layer cheese, turkey, avocado, bacon pieces and eggs over top. Drizzle dressing over salad and serve. Per serving: calories 372, fat 23.2g, 55% calories from fat, cholesterol 153mg, protein 29.4g, carbohydrates 13.4g, fiber 7.4g, sugar 6.3g, sodium 1004mg, diet points 8.4. Dietary Exchanges: Milk: 0.0, Vegetable: 1.2, Fruit: 0.3, Bread: 0.0, Lean meat: 3.5, Fat: 2.6, Sugar: 0.0, Very lean meat protein: 0.0

Is It Just Me ?
Hey whats up its my first blog is it wrong to tie a midget to a ceiling fan in a sort of kinky game of sexy roulette have a few goats present? take turns on whos on top becareful in the missionary position guys i belive the goats could mistake a hairy ball sack for a ripe ol clump of broccoli trust me i know these things but ya take it in to concideration and let me know k thanx joe mama

How To Show Love To A Woman:
HOW TO SHOW LOVE TO A WOMAN: Words of wisdom. 1.Don't lie to her. 2.Don't fail to complement her frequently. 3.Don't boast of your previous love affairs. 4.Don't fail to express your love frequently. 5.Don't fail to whisper endearing things to her. 6.Don't break dates with her or fall down on your promises. 7.Don't fail to give her attention in the presence of others. 8.Don't fail to maintain a give and take relationship. 9.Don't fail to do things for her. 10.Don't fail to show your consideration for her through words and deeds. Justin and Oliver

Weird Ass Dreams...
last night i had trouble sleeping..my dreams..(besides my mom drivin me nuts!!) they were crazy me being a vampire and terrizing everything and everybody...goes to show how much i wanna be a vampire also who i want to be my mate if i ever do get bit...(twizted..) he would be my first victum...and i well enjoy it... they do exsist...sucking blood and crazy ass sex...damn makes me horney...he he

Bus Trip...
Bus Trip Lisa watched the passing scenery with lazy, tired eyes. She was bored and a little tired. The bus had just left Stuckey's, she had eaten well, mostly out of boredom, and had a few snacks in her purse. In the middle of Indiana that was the best she could expect on a cross country bus trip. What a pathetic way to end four years of college, with no car and no future. UM was behind her now and the only thing ahead of her was a vague wish to live in sunshine and water. California was not really a destination, it was a dream. During the harsh Michigan winters California seemed like the only habitable place on Earth. "Going far?" A voice asked from the darkening seats across the isle. Lisa blinked and yawned, then looked at the darkness. The woman turned on the overhead light and a cute blonde face appeared with a yellow halo around it. Lisa blinked to clear her eyes and smiled. "I'm going nowhere, I guess. I have a degree in hotel management and no hotel to manage. How a

Lil Mix Drink For Yall
ok i was at this party last saturday night with some homies we were havin fun so my bro decided to make this drink him n a homeboy made up i dunno if any of y'all have tasted somethin like this but a get a 2 litter of mountian dew, half a bag of smarties and a fifth of everclear.... mix all that shit up inna milk jug shit or somethin shake it til all the smarties are gone, but jus warnin ya dont try n think your smarter then everyone else cause ya smashed the smarties if ya do that it will make it taste like shit! this shit will get ya FUCKED UP n it takes the kick of takin everclear straight

Read
Standing here all on my own, watching life go by, taking in those dreadful words, ...a tear drops from my eye, I stood there as i watched you run, and waited for the pain, love can be a painful thing, you used my love in vain, Why'd you leave me here to cry?, our love had felt so...right, why'd you go and break my heart, just like you did that night, let me kiss your lips once more, so I can see it's true, help me see your love is gone, that I can't be with you, don't leave me here to fall apart, to watch you fade away, tell me how you really feel, and why you just won't stay, I never thought I'd cry so much, I want to see this through... although you'll never feel for me..... I always will love you.

The Chance Encounter...
Ms Cinderella, would you finish your story, please. heheheheehhehehehe... THE CHANCE ENCOUNTER I am sitting at the resturant bar, having a drink as i wait for my table for when, when i see you enter the bar. I am automatically drawn to you by your beauty. You approach the bar, looking for a place to sit, as my luck would have it, the only empty stool is the one next to me. You ask if it is taken, and i motion for you to have a seat, pulling the stool out to make it easier for you to sit down. You order a drink, and we talk...passing the time away. When my table is ready, i ask if you would like to join me for dinner, since you are also waiting on a table for one. You accept, and as i place my hand on your lower back to allow you to go first...it is as though electricity flows through my body, sending shivers down my back. Over dinner, we talk, laugh, and enjoy the company of each other. Not realizing how much time has passed until the waiter comes up and informs us that the res

Things I Truely Believe...
there are a few things i truely believe about this planet heres a couple off the top of my head...... 1.the power inside a person is truely immesurable for example> take a lil tiny broad like my sister in law allie or my wife.... now if the ever god forbid got into a car accident and the kids were trapped in the car.. they could ripp the door rite off the hinges and get those kids out! or another 1, there was a story in the paper about a small boy and his dad playing in the water at the beach when an 8 ft bull shark came along and grabbed the boy by the hand! the father grabbed onto that shark and DRAGGED IT ASHORE! and fought that shark untill it let go of his son, the boy did lose his hand- but lived to tell about it....the reason why i think this is possible is because i believe the "spark" of life inside us all is a little fraction of gods spirit.....and kinda like green lantern taps into the central battery on Oa to power his ring... we can tap into that power when we need t

Sex And Relationship With Taurus ~~ Darkside Horoscope
SEX! Slow, Sensuous, Suffocating Brightside astros are always blathering about how sensuous, languourous, and lollingly delicious a night between the sheets with you is, and how they all appreciate a lover with a slow hoof. Well, yes, it may be an improvement on the wham-bam-thank-you- Aries approach, but you can have too much of a good thing. The trouble is, once you've learned how to make the earth move, you just keep on singing the same old song. It gives a whole new meaning to the word "rutting." Good men and women have suffocated from boredom in your bed, their hopeless sobs mistaken for whimpers of desire. And you resent any attempt to bring a little novelty or spontaneity into the routine. Show you a Kama Sutra and you'd try to eat it. But you do rather like the one where you smear each other with chocolate body paint and spend all night licking it off (although you can't help thinking you'd get more of the actual chocolate if you ate it straight from the jar with a

Spice For The Missionary Position
Spice for the Missionary Position Spice for the Missionary Position *Stand and Deliver* The man stands at the edge of the bed, while the woman lies on the bed. The woman may want pillows beneath her buttocks or something sturdy beneath the man's feet so that you meet at the right height/angle. *Foot Rest* While the man is kneeling or standing the woman bends her knees and places them flat against his chest. This will help the woman control depth and rhythm, and allow her to move her pelvis in an up-and-down rolling motion to rhythmically stimulate her G-spot. *For the Flexible* Women who enjoy good range of motion can: bend their legs to the sides, or wrap them both around his waist, or extend them toward the ceiling then drape them over his shoulders. These variations offer great clitoral and G-spot stimulation. Go slowly at first, so you don't cramp up. This position should not be used if the woman experiences low back problems!!

Damn Glitches
So I am getting slightly annoyed by all the glitches I keep receiving. Like my alerts making noises for absolutely no reason, getting session expired error messages, and what is the worst...I definately lost a TON of points the other night because my points kept going up instead of down, and then up and down, and well, I didn't get the points that I know I earned. I probably got screwed out of almost 1,000. Also, when I rate my friends new photos, I sometimes can rate pics that I KNOW I have already rated. I just re-uploaded a few old pics but I know this isn't the case with my friends. It's pretty weird. Oh well, just getting some of that off my chest. I try not to bitch about the glitches, but when it's that many, I can't help it lol. Let me know if you are having any of the same problems.

The Roomie...
The Roomie... I smacked the alarm clock hard, I didn't remember if I set it or not. God, another early morning and cold as hell. I didn't want to get out of my nice cozy bed. I cracked open one eye and tried to see what time it actually was before I woke up completely. I am one of those types that think that the extra fifteen minutes of sleep would actually do me some good. It was almost seven am and definitely time to get up. I slowly got out of bed, dreading the fact I had to leave my warm cocoon. I stood up and stretched, my t-shirt rose up letting the cool air touch my skin. I wandered into the kitchen and found Nina waiting for the coffee pot to finish brewing. "Morning roomie." She said not so bright eyed. "Morning babe, sleep well?" She nodded. She was always up this early, even on the weekends. She made me sick. I leaned up against the counter, my bare ass touching the cool cabinets below, as I sipped on my orange juice. I looked over at Nina. She was in a tank top and

Best Sex In 50yrs...
BEST SEX IN 50 YEARS An elderly couple is enjoying an anniversary dinner together in a small tavern. The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind this tavern where you leaned against the fence and I made love to you." "Yes," she says, "I remember it well." "OK," he says, "how about taking a stroll round there again and we can do it for old time's sake?" "Oooooooh Henry, you devil, that sounds like a good idea," she answers. There's a police officer sitting in the next booth listening to all this, and having a chuckle to himself. He thinks, "I've got to see these two old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble." So he follows them. They walk haltingly along, leaning on each other for support, aided by walking sticks. Finally they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence. The old lady lifts her skirt, t

Can You Handle It?
ADULT QUESTIONS HERE. IF YOU CAN'T TAKE IT, DON'T READ! Most surveys are pointless and childish......lets see what kinda balls (or eggs) ya got!!! 1. How many people have you fucked? I PLEAD THE 5TH 2. Weed, coke, crack, heroin, oxy, acid, x, k, peyote, mushrooms, opium, hash....out of these 12 drugs how many have you done? 3 3. Ever cheated on a GF/BF? YES 4. Ever paid for sex? NO 5. Ever been married? NO 6. Ever been divorced? NO 7. If you had to pick one whats your fav sexual position? DOGGIE WITH MY HAIR BEING PULLED AND MY ASS BEING SMACKED! 8. Do you own any guns? NO 9. Ever done more than 30 days in jail? NO 10. Ever been to rehab? NO 11. Ever do anything gay sexually? YES 12. Ever fuck anyone that you met on myspace or aol or anyother instant message service? YES 14. Ever have cam sex? NO 16. Ever been unemployed for over a year since becoming an adult? NO 17. How many states have you lived in? 1 18. How many countrie

Cool
Work is fun and the ppl make it very fun and intresting there. I'm having a good time could not ask for a better job. I'm sore as hell though i need a whole body massage any one interested in giving me one.I love cherry tap u all r very nice and fun to be around would like to c more comments from all my friends if u send i'll send, love ya all.I would hope to make more friends check me out i'm a nice person i don't bit just nibble,c ya all soon love jamie

Questions
Name: tequila Birthday: 08/07/1976 Current Location: clinton, il Eye Color: hazel Hair Color: dark brown Height: 5'4" Right Handed or Left Handed: Right Your Heritage: i have no clue The Shoes You Wore Today: none your weakness; men Your Fears: my kids being hurt Your Perfect Pizza: monicals Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: see next year Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol Thoughts First Waking Up: do i have to get up Your Best Physical Feature: my eyes and hair Your Bedtime: when ever i feel like Your Most Missed Memory: i forget Pepsi or Coke: pepsi MacDonalds or Burger King: BK Single or Group Dates: Single...Romantic :) Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: lipton cold brew Chocolate or Vanilla: choclate Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee Do you Smoke: yes Do you Swear: yes to much Do you Sing: sometimes...... Have you Been in Love: once and it was a mistake Do you want to go to College: have

Smelly Fingers...
Smelly Fingers... One evening a man was eating peanuts by throwing them in the air and catching them in his mouth. As he threw one in the air, his wife asked him a question. When the man turned his head, the peanut fell in his ear. He tried to get it out, but his fingers were to big. His wife tried to get the peanut out with a pair of tweezers, but just pushed it in further. They finally decided to go to the hospital. As they were about to leave, their daughter and her date came home. They told them their situation and their daughters date said he could get it out for him. The daughters date put his two fingers in her fathers nose and told him to blow real hard. It worked and the peanut fell out. The daughter and her date went up stairs and the man and his wife talked about how smart the boy was in coming up with that idea. The man's wife asked, "I wonder what he's going to be when he grows up." The man says, "From the smell of his fucking finger

Poem
Outside My Life by Shawn Ross Nichols 10-31-06 At this moment, there are a lot of obstacles here in this world that we live through. I see a lot of things changing right before my eyes, shifting emotions outside my life. Watching family, friends and loved ones each day and every moment go by. Seeing the surroundings of everything coming my way, outside my life. As my thoughts run through my head, they bring happiness and sometimes wondering thoughts. Outside, underneath it all it's very cold. Inside, it's warm...where there is love and safe feelings. Here I am waiting for LIFE's door to open and bring the most wonderful thoughts to me, that I've been watching, waiting, and wondering about for a very long time. I'm living LIFE to the fullest, and never give up on the goals that I have created in my mind and in my heart. Those dreams I have built inside my thoughts, have brought me faith and love to be able to share with my family and loving friends.

"be Mine"
This a very passionate D/s sex story..hope u enjoy it.. > "Be Mine" The morning had been hectic and had gone by all to fast.I was so glad I was alone today.My thoughts were only of you and what we had been talking about lately.The way you held me last night and touched me... yet never took me..just held me,kept running through my mind.I could not function if I had too.The look of caring in your eyes.Your touch so gentle and loving.Your hand so warm on my back.Your lips so soft yet possesive.I could still hear the whispers of your words as you told me how much you cared for me.Could hear you as you whispered,"be mine My pet." As I slipped into the hot water of my bath,my mind clung to you like my hands had last night.I could feel your lips against mine,your tongue probing between my teeth.The electricity in Your touch. My fingers slid down to my nipples and began to softly roll them and pull on them.They were as hard now as they were for your fingers l

Sweet Jesus, Some Shit You Didn't Care To Read About
I hate, hate, hate it when I fall for someone against my better judgement. It's happening entriely too often as of late. Ah well, it least it keeps things interesting. Hells yeah, forty year old men. :) In other news, I'm contemplating going to Chicago for the weekend of my 22nd birthday. I'd really like to go for that whole week, but I don't think any of my friends would be able to do the whole week and I don't wanna be there by myself. Talked to Robbie for the first time in like a year today. He said it was kinda awkward so I hugged him because I'm weird like that. I had more that I wanted to write about but the add had other ideas.

Birthday
tomorrow is my 27 birthday...i want to give thanks to all my friends and family's who had sent thier advance greetings..thanks for all the wishes and gudlucksssss....thanks to my best friend for everything...ur my best best friend ever...lastly...thanks to my everdearest ANGELZ..I LOVE YOU

Stupid Computers/site
I might not be on here much again.. Just when I was starting to really like this site.. my computer wont let me use it. Keeps on saying something is wrong or w/e and giving me the send error report. Not fun. So yea.. If I'm not on here you know why. Maybe it'll fix it'self by the time I get home. On another note.. me and Steavie took some pics.. again.. some sexy ones though bahahaha.. probably my swydm will be the only one to have the pics.. who knows. Anyway, I'm gunna go.. Lata..

Questions
DIRRRTY SURVEY 1) Ever been to a strip club? yes 2) Ever been to a bar or club? yes 3) Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club? no 4) Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere? no but almost didnt make it out of the bar 5. EVER Kissed someone of the Same SEX? yes 6) thrown up from drinking too much? yes 7) had sex in a car? yes 8) had sex in a park? yes 9) had sex in a movie theater? yes 10) had sex in a public bathrooom? yes 11) had sex at work? yes 12) Have you ever been in an "adult" store? yes 13) Bought something from an adult store? yes 14) Have you ever paid more than 100.00 in adult book store? yes 15) Is there someone you wished you never had sex with? yes 16) Is there someone you wish you could have had sex with? yes 17) Is there anyone on your friends list you wish you could have sex with? yes 18) Is there anyone on your friends list you have had sex with? yes 19) A

Sex And Relationships With Aries ~~ Darkside Horoscope
SEX! Hard, Fast, Competitive Sex is just another extreme sport as far as you are concerned, and you don't like to wast time; foreplay is for wimps. You are strictly a notches-on-the-bedpost kinda guy (or girl), so you like to multitask sometimes. Your Little Black Book is almost ready to be cataloged by the Library of Congress. You always need to be told that you are the first (and, naturally, best) lover that your partner's had ever; you don't bother to do the social math that proves this is impossible without virginity becoming a renewable resource. Your affairs burn with a gemlike flame for, oh, several days, during which time you are extravagantly possessive and jealous everytime your prey steps out for a comfort break. Lust does not, however, quench your competitive spirit. You have to do it harder, faster, longer, and quicker than anybody else, and of course you always have to cum first. (you silently count your partner's orgasms just to make sure you are not being

None
Okay, I keep hearing cherries dropping while I surf the site. Is this just something I have to get used to? I am so confused, here I was playing on MySpace and someone said to check this place out. I did it, and here I sit. Please forgive the fact that I sound completely boring, because I have no freaking clue what I am doing. At least with MySpace, I had a couple of friends to sit with me and help me out. Now, it is all online. Guess that is the joy of your own site, huh?! Anyway, hope you all survived the pain that was my first blog. Thanks for the support!

Sex Survey
ADULT QUESTIONS HERE. IF YOU CAN'T TAKE IT, DON'T READ! Most surveys are pointless and childish......lets see what kinda balls (or eggs) ya got!!! 1. How many people have you fucked? 12 2. Weed, coke, crack, heroin, oxy, acid, x, k, peyote, mushrooms, opium, hash....out of these 12 drugs how many have you done? 2 3. Ever cheated on a GF/BF? no 4. Ever paid for sex? no 5. Ever been married? yes 6. Ever been divorced? will be soon 7. If you had to pick one whats your fav sexual position? doggie with my hair being pulled 8. Do you own any guns? no 9. Ever done more than 30 days in jail? no 10. Ever been to rehab? no 11. Ever do anything gay sexually? nope 12. Ever fuck anyone that you met on myspace or aol or anyother instant message service? yep 14. Ever have cam sex? no 16. Ever been unemployed for over a year since becoming an adult? no 17. How many states have you lived in? 1 18. How many countries have you lived in? 1 19

Git-r-dun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?" "Yes. What can I do for you?" "I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil Smith....He's hidin' marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it inside them logs, but he's hidin' it there." "Thank you very much for the call, sir." The next day, the Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil and leave. Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house. "Hey, Virgil! This here's Floyd.... did the Sheriff come?" "Yeah!" "Did they chop your firewood?" "Yep!" "Happy Birthday, buddy!" (Rednecks know how to 'git-R-dun'!)

Never Seen
once again at the crossroads once again invisible once again set up for failure once again responsible control nothing except myself forget the way to be free ill be left once again for someone else better than me dangle freedom in my sight throwing me a bone much to your delight ill be once again alone ill take the easy way out once again competition is something I refuse to be in so everyone who meets me but isnt sure will lose out on my kindness and loyalty thats pure I dont think im all that much I think that im just me I believe that i have a purpose and someone somewhere will shine their love upon me

Railway Slut Adventures Ch. 03
Railway Slut Adventures Ch. 03 by geronimo_appleby © I settled into my seat in the first class section of the Eurostar and unpacked my MP3 player along with my book. I find that I get a lot of male attention, not all of it unwanted by any means, but sometimes I just like to be left alone and I find that by wearing the MP3 headphones men tend to leave me alone. I decided that I had no immediate need for that particular ruse however, when I noticed the seat next to me was about to be occupied by a big, burly man dressed in smart trousers and blazer. He checked his seat allocation against his ticket, and satisfied that he'd made the right connection; he lowered his large frame down alongside me. 'Hi,' he grinned at me. I saw that he reddened slightly and found his slight embarrassment quite cute. 'I hope you've got room there,' he said, no doubt referring to his size and the amount of space he took up. 'I'm absolutely perfect,' I purred back at him in reply, treating him to

Sleepless
Is it the city? I don’t know I guess no, not really. But what is it? I am lying in the dark usually Morpheus takes me here any day or night time but I can not even force him and my thoughts wander around to those I barely think of and I’m searching for reasons to exculpate why I keep away from them… but who am I exculpating to? Me? I wish it would be as easy as she said since she was right: There is no community mixed as random as a family… …but like she said: the blood is thicker I see my mother in my face but only when I travel I run as fast as I can run but jack comes tumbling after… and when I'm brave enough and find a clever way to kick him out and I'm so high not even you and all your love could bring me down I guess that’s it, I wish they would hate me it would be so much easier then. I can not stand their love know that I know of it.

Railway Slut Adventures Ch. 02
Railway Slut Adventures Ch. 02 by geronimo_appleby © I got off the train at Kings Cross and with my upper thighs still covered in dried spunk from my toilet encounter earlier on the trip and strode briskly down the platform and onto the busy main concourse. I travelled down the escalator, deep into the tunnels below London to catch the tube train to my hotel. I was staying at a place close to Waterloo so I could be up bright and early and catch my Eurostar departure for Paris. I booked into my hotel and was soon under the shower, rinsing the dirt of the rail journey from my skin and from my hair as well as using the shower head to sluice the spunk from my pussy and thighs. I was just buttoning up the front of my light cotton summer dress when my mobile rang, it was my business partner James, he was calling to give me the times and details for the little 'party' he had booked for the evening. The time was already 5pm and with the party due to start at 6 I only had an ho

Railway Slut Adventures Ch. 01
Railway Slut Adventures Ch. 01 by geronimo_appleby © I left the house in the afternoon and caught the train at York Station for the first leg of my trip to Paris. I was going to travel by the Eurostar and was very excited by the prospect of adventure that lay before me. Not only was I going to be visiting a city I'd never been to be before there was also the obvious opportunity for some wild sexual adventures along the way. It was a lovely, warm July afternoon when I set out, the sort of weather that really allows me to show off my body to all those lovely men out there and to see the effect I have on them. I love to show myself off, I love the attention I receive from men AND women and I'm fortunate that I am regarded as being cute, desirable and hot because I am such a total slut. I have surprised quite a few people to date with my angelic features, people tend to think that because I look so sweet and innocent I must be that way in temperament also. Oh how wrong they a

Poem For All The Pimpettes
roses are dead violets are too i'm still in love , but not with you! you thought you hurt me -n- made me cry but i ws in love with another guy simply becuase, you have no class all you do is kiss my ass! you sit around and talk your shit so fuck you -n- your little ass dick you thought you left me , but i left you! what my man is doing ....... you can't do ! you tell your homie's you played me like a bitch and i'll tell my gurls , you have a little ass dick you siad you loved me but , it wasn't true well guess what mother fuckeer I PLAYED YOU TOO!

Latee Night :[
So last nite was fun :D got to hang out with my boyz & Lorin, got two 24 packs of budweiser, chyeah! and a fifth of captian morgan, i was feeelinn fine. didnt go to bed till 5 this morning and had to be to school at 730, yeah so basically i was like dead at school. i hope everyone had a good halloweeen :D like me

I Will Love You
When I'm with you, eternity is a step away, my love continues to grow, with each passing day. This treasure of love, I cherish within my soul, how much I love you... you'll never really know. You bring a joy to my heart, I've never felt before, I love you more and more. Whenever we say goodbye, whenever we part, know I hold you dearly, deep inside my heart. So these seven words, I pray you hold true, "Forever And Always, I Will Love You." "Love is when your hugging someone as tight as possible and it still doesn't feel like it's close enough."

What Cuss Words Really Mean
Little Billy walks in on his parents argueing. The mom calls the husband a "bastard" and then the dad calls the wife a "bitch" and billy goes to his mom and says "mom what's a bitch and a bastard?" and the mom says "well, a bitch is a lady and a bastard is a gentlemen" and then later billy goes outside and hears his neighbors, and hears "Put your penis in my vagina!" So Billy goes to his mom and says "mom whats a penis and vagina?" His moms says "Well Billy, a penis is a hat and a vagina is a coat" and then later billy sees his dad shaving and cuts himself and says "Shit" and billy said "Dad, whats shit" And then his dad says "Well billy, Shit is a type of Shaving cream " and then billy goes to see his mom cutting the turkey and his mom cuts her finger and says "fuck!" and then billy says to his mom"Mom whats fuck?" "Well billy fuck is a way cutting the turkey" and Then later the guests arrive and billy goes to them and

Hmmmmm
A- You like to Drink B- You like people. C- You're wild and crazy. E. Your a damn good kisser D- You have one of the best personalities ever. N- You are Beautiful F- People adore you. G- You never let people tell you what to do. H- You have a very good personality and looks I- You have a fine ass. J- Everyone loves you. K- You are really silly. L- You live to have fun. M- Success comes easily to you. N- You are Beautiful O- You are one of the best in bed. P- You are popular with all types of people. Q- You are a hypocrite. R- Fuckin sexy. S- Easy to fall in love with. T- Your loyal to those you love. U- You really like to chill. V- You are not judgmental. W- You are very broad minded. X- You never let people tell you what to do. Y- You are the Bestsest BF My Name... is Jessica soooo it means... J- Everyone loves you E- Your a damn good kisser S- Easy to fall in love with S- Easy to fall in love with I- You have a fine ass C- You're wild and crazy

Pet Rules
PET RULES To be posted VERY LOW on the refrigerator door - nose height. Dear Dogs and Cats, The dishes with the paw print are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note, placing a paw print in the middle of my plate and food does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest. The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack. Beating me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn't help because I fall faster than you can run. I cannot buy anything bigger than a king sized bed. I am very sorry about this. Do not think I will continue sleeping on the couch to ensure your comfort. Dogs and cats can actually curl up in a ball when they sleep. It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging out the other end to maximize

Join Me In My True Love For Life...
Join me in my true love for life... I am in love with life. If you open your mind you will realize that life is just amazing. Try not to let your religious and cultural prejudices stand in the way of learning something new or understanding something differently. What seems one way to one person can seem very different to another. What would be correct and good in one instance can be wrong under other circumstances. Therefore, I consider the opinions of others as I do the words from a friend's conversation; to be considered alongside my own and carefully weighed and thought about. We are all brothers and sisters in humanity. I hope that you can know the joy and humility of realizing the many similarities we share with other cultures, even with their ethological constructs so seemingly dissimilar from our own. Ultimately, I would like to build bridges to greater understanding and empathy. It is not that I believe there is no evil in the world; for there surely is, and it must be de

Quarters
Quarters by blondefungirl2 © Billy was skipping across campus, well not really skipping, guys don’t usually skip but he was walking so fast he gave the impression of skipping. As far as Billy was concerned he wouldn’t have called it skipping, he would considered it walking on air. It would have to be very warm air as his school is in the deep south and the cold just doesn’t seem to have the energy to go that far south. Billy is a sophmore, the name of the school is not important to our story. Billy continued on his walk to his dorm room on the day before the Thanksgiving break. Billy crossed the last street in front of his dorm and made his way into the lobby. He rode the ever-so-slow elevator up to the 5th floor. Why did this thing seem to go slower when you were in a hurry? Billy was in a hurry because he was going to spend time with his girlfriend. He hoped it would turn out to be lots of time. Billy's girlfriend was Stacy Fisher, a freshman who Billy had been dating for

Pussy In The Cockpit
Pussy in the Cockpit by sweetlinda © The hot Yucatan sun was creating a shimmering heat wave over the tarmac of the airport as I climbed the steps of the aircraft ahead of the passengers now waiting patiently in the departure lounge. From the large glass windows they could see the plane being made ready to take them home from their sun drenched holiday; the flight crew boarding, the baggage handlers loading the many cases into the hold along with the food trolleys destined for the galleys. The past 2 weeks had been hot and sunny, unlike my last vacation to Playa Del Carmen 6 months before. Then it had rained most days, albeit for short, sharp periods, before the Mexican sun had evaporated the water to leave way for a few hot, sunny hours in which I had managed to get at least some scuba diving done. This trip had been far more successful and I had dived every day, with the exception of today. I wasn’t going to risk getting an episode of the bends by diving before a flight.

Young Stud Takes Wimp's Girlfriend
Young Stud Takes Wimp's Girlfriend by rogue_sundown © My Personal comment about this story (Onyx Dragon of Xxxtast). Now this is a fucked up story, sounds like something that would have happened to me in my past. Ken and Ellen seemed to be the perfect suburban middle-class couple on the outside. They were not yet married, but both held down respectable jobs and earned a decent enough wage to collectively rent a small terraced house within commuting distance to central London, where both of them were employed. Ken's chosen profession was as a choreographer for west-end productions, it was his job to supervise and design the dance routines for productions on the stage. Post-9/11 however, he had found work hard to come by, this was due to the sharp drop-off of tourists visiting London. As a result work had more or less dried up. He was forced to take a fairly mundane office job, which neither paid as well as his last or stimulated him as much creatively. At 37 he wished for

A Man Mistake
A man escapes from a prison where he's been locked up for 15 years. >He breaks into a house to look for money and guns. > >Inside, he finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of >bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the homeowner's wife to the >bed, the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and >goes into the bathroom. While he is in there, the husband whispers over >to his wife: > >"Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! > >He has probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman >in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't >resist, don't complain...do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter >how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets >angry, he could kill us both. Be strong, honey I love you!" > >His wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in >my ear. He told me that he's gay, thinks you're cute,

Young Lovers Bliss
Young Lovers Bliss by MePrpl © As he walked nearer to me his smile gleaming at me I reminisced back to the day I met him, so innocent, so sure, and so confused: I met him on a bus ride, and as I nibbled on his fingertips in the back seat that day I somehow knew without knowing that these days of ecstasy would come. The days when together we would arouse each other touching, and passionately kissing, until finally, fully clothed we would find ourselves lying on the floor hopelessly staring into each other’s eyes wishing and hoping for those precious hours we would have together later that day. Almost always we got our chance to spend those hours together they would come, and our fingers hungrily grasped at shirts, belts, waistbands and matching underwear. Our lips would meet not only in passion but in forgives for the sin of letting so much time pass since last we did this. As the clothes came of the naked skin was covered in kisses, and slowly our bodies would lower to the grou

Young Friends
Young Friends by maggielulu85 © As I got in the car, I said goodbye to my co-counselors, and told them all I would see them in a week. I didn't realize until after I left just how much I was going to miss working with them all, they had become as close as family to me and I couldn't bear to be away from them for so long. As my mom pulled away, I looked back and saw my summer boyfriend wave goodbye and then disappear into the staff room. I was really going to miss him; we hadn't been apart more than two days all summer. Though we hadn't had much free time alone, since the kids seemed to always be around and when the kids were asleep we seemed to be bogged down in staff meetings. My mom and I enjoyed pleasant conversation as we drove the hour and a half to the college we were having a week long conference at. I am Quaker and we have an annual retreat every year. I love going because I get to see all of my friends from conferences and spend time with them since we hardly ever get

Sex And Relationships With Pisces ~~ Darkside Horoscope
SEX! Lets Pretend You love someone to take charge, lash you to the bedpost with your own fishnet stockings and give you a sound spanking because you have been very naughty; or dress you up as a great big baby and force a Chardonnay-dipped pacifier into your mouth; or make you shuffle around on hands and knees playing doggies, fetching your leash between your teeth and doing what Master says. If thats all a bit expensive, you can always just stay at home and dress up as interns and nurses, or prisoners and wardens. It's not for the sex (although you quite like sex, and 90 seconds is plenty long enough for your attention span), You do it: a) to stop being yourself, and dissolve into someone else; and b) to abase yourself and make someone else responsible for you. You are tooth-achingly sentimental; lovers shrink before the accusing, beady-eyed stare of the 2,000 cuddly toys that cram your boudoir, and go red in the dark at the thought of the pet names (Bunny Blubbinkins) you gi

Young Couple Enjoys The Rain
Young Couple Enjoys The Rain by Kyle24Mac24 © We were sitting in the living room recliner, watching the rain fall. You in your robe, me in my pj pants. I was holding you tightly as you softly rested your head on my shoulder. When the storm had passed and we couldn't find anything to watch on television, we headed for bed. You undid your robe and crawled in. I dropped my pants and crawled in with you. I curled up next to you. I nestled my cock between your ass cheeks and threw my arm over you. We laid like this for quite a while. Occasionally I'd adjust my arm and brush it across your breasts and nipples, causing you to moan softly. A couple of hours had passed when you rolled over and faced me. I was asleep, so you decided to have some fun. You positioned our legs very skillfully so as to not wake me, but get us as close together as possible. You then softly grabbed my cock and aimed it at your virgin vaginal lips. Taking a soft, deep breath, you inched me into you. Slowly

You Know Your An Emt Or Paramedic If....
There are a number of these that are true. Too Many. LOL The funniest one is number 11....we were actually talking about getting a bunch of us together and writing a book....Does that make us sick? LOL 1. You have the bladder capacity of five people. 2. You have ever restrained someone and it was NOT a sexual experience. 3. You believe that 50% of people are a waste of good air. 4. Your idea of a good time is a shooting or a car crash. (rollover) 5.You put your finger on the emergency button on your radio when anyone seems friendly towards you. 6. You believe in aerial spraying of Prozac and birth control pills. 7. You disbelieve 90% what you hear and 75% what you see. 8. You have your weekends off planned for a year. 9. You believe the government should require a permit to reproduce. 10. You refer to your favorite resturant by the intersection at which it's located. 11. You have ever wanted to hold a seminar entitled: "Suicide...getting it right the fi

Rock
Ya know, when Elvis was out, you heard people talking about how evil he was, how he sang BLACK music, how he shouldn't move his hips that way. I can understand how they could've thought those things back in the day. But this is 2006 and I still here people talking bad about rock. Now me, I love rock. Classic rock is my favorite by far with my all time favorite band being The Doors (and likewise my favorite poet being Jim Morrison), but I love all rock. Now there are some kinds I like less than others but none the less I love rock. So all of you out there that don't like rock, get off your high horse and realize that jus cuz you don't like it doesn't mean it's evil, or wrong, or bad music. And just maybe if you'd expand your horizons a little you could learn to love it too.

Nasty Sex Poem
nasty sex poem...lol!! roses are red Lemons are sour Open ur legs and give me an hour Kissing Is A Habit Fucking Is A Game Guys Get All The Pleasure Girls Get All The Pain 10 Minutes Of Pleasure 9 Months Of Pain 3 Days In The Hospital A Baby Without A Name The Baby Is A Bastard The Mother Is A Whore This Woulda Never Happend If The Rubber Hadn't Tore!! Sex is like math You subtract the clothes Add the bed Divide the legs And Pray to god You dont multiply Roses are red Grass is green Open your legs And I'll fill you with cream Hickory dickory dock This bitch was suckin my cock The clock struck two I dumped my goo And dumped her to the end of the block Hicory dickory dock some nigga was eatin my twat the hair got tangled the nigga was strangled @least h swallod a lot. Sex is good Sex is fine Doggy Style & 69 Just for fun Or gettin paid Everyone likes gettin laid So if u want me in yo sack li

Believe In Yourself
BELIEVE IN YOURSELF The following poem by Emily Matthews has been an inspiration to me. I read it almost everyday. I hope you enjoy it as much as I do. Just wanted to share it with all my friends. Believe in yourself In the power you have to control your on life day by day Believe in the strength you have deep inside and your faith will help show you the way Believe in tomorrow and what it will bring let a hopeful heart carry you through For things will work out if you trust and believe there is no limit to what you can do.

No Title.. Too Confused To Think Of One
I've come to realize that no matter how hard I try, some people just cant understand me and my values... they just cant understand how I am, how I think, how I love, how I care... They don't understand, or just don't want to take the time to understand... either way, it makes me feel like I'm the one that's losing in the long run... Maybe I expect too much... maybe I care about things and people too much... I just don't know... Don't get me wrong, I have a few friends here that know me, and love me just the way I am. They understand why I can and cant do certain things at a certain time... they understand about my faults, and my reasons for those faults... These are the ones that take the time to help me in my time of need... the ones that take the time out of what they are doing, to see what they can do to help. Ok, so maybe what they do to help, like messaging someone out of the blue, to try and get some answers, isn't the right thing to do... but they do it because they

My True Love
Your True Love Is an Aquarius Why you'll love an Aquarius: Independent yet devoted, you'll appreciate the unique approach to love Aquarius takes. You both see love as a bit of a game, and Aquarius will challenge you until you're completely hooked. Why an Aquarius will love you: You're secure enough to give Aquarius tons of space - even if it means separate interests and friends. You have the brains to keep Aquarius engaged and curious. And the passion to change the world together! What Sign Is Your True Love?

Untitled
These words from me to you, They come before your eyes, Seen and read by you, Allowing you to see me, As I am, standing before you, Warm, solid flesh and blood, Your eyes on mine, sinking deep, Reading from the very pages of my soul. Each letter bold upon this ethereal parchment, Vivid as the gilt heart upon my sleeve, Each lettered key, stroked tentatively, The letters forming these words, Emblazoned on this page, Each sentence I press and enter. They are the work of this chaotic mind, They are the expression of this impassioned heart, They are the finger's touch of this yearning soul, Words penned not with ink and quill, But with hand, heart and mind, Untouchable and floating in this static air. I would have them touch you, As I would have my hands touch your flesh, I would wish them falling from your lips, As I would have you spilling into my mouth , I would have them sink deep into you, Move you to your very depths, As I would have you move within

Essay Defines The Qualities Of Those Who Possess Class
Essay Defines the qualities of those who POSSESS CLASS CLASS Class never runs scared. It is sure-footed and confident. It can handle whatever comes along. Class has a sense of humor. It knows that a good laugh is the best lubricant for oiling the machinery of human relations. Class never makes excuses. It takes its lumps and learns from past mistakes. Class knows that good manners are nothing more than a series of small, inconsequential sacrifices. Class bespeaks an aristocracy that has nothing to do with ancestors or money. Some wealthy "blue bloods" have no class, while some individuals who are struggling to make ends meet are loaded with it. Class is real. It can't be faked. Class is comfortable in its own skin. It never puts on airs. Class never tries to build itself up by tearing others down. Class is alread up and need not strive to look better by making others look worse. Class can "walk with kings and keep its virtue and talk with crowds

Next Rising Star!!!
This is a great friend of mine... She has a great view on things!!! Please take the time out to get to know her! Please tell her that I sent ya!! Please Check my friend Socrates Muse Aphrodites Vision Newest website At.... Please copy and paste to your url. Please sign her guestbook and leave her a comment too!! http://mind-of-a-muse.tripod.com/index.html Here is her link to add her to you friends list!!! Please leave her a message!! www.cherrytap.com/janejeckel Vote here!! She is the next rising star on Cherry Tap!! Leave a comment on the blog and get her known!! Thanks Jeannie c/o Socrates Muse Aphrodites Vision

What Drug Am I
Your Personality Is Like Marijuana You're laid back and easy going, so much so that taking a shower is often too much trouble for you! Nevertheless, you're quite popular, and many people enjoy your company. You're rarely turned down. You're prone to giggle fits, paranoia, and forgetting where you are exactly. What Drug Is Your Personality Like?

In Dreams
in dreams the world is a wonderful place Everyone dances Everyone has a smile on his face in dreams I'm better than I am I'm deeply in love With a passion that breaks the dam I'm important When my eyes are closed I have friends And their love always shows I wish I could sleep forever For I'd feel no pain I'd be like any other man Instead of being insane When my eyes are closed I feel my spirit fly When my eyes are open All I do is cry......... Bryant

Sotd - Hey Pretty
by Poe Hey Pretty Well it's 3a.m. I'm out here driving again Through the wicked winding streets of my world I take a wrong turn break it but I'm too far gone I've got a siren on my tale and that's not the fine I'm looking for I see a stairway so I follow it down Into the belly of a whale Where my secrets echo all around You know me now but to do better than that You've got to follow me Boy I'm trying to show you where I'm at Hey pretty Don't you wanna take a ride with me? Through my world Hey pretty Don't you wanna kick and slide with me Through my world Well I've got a mind full of wicked desings I've got a non-stop-whole in my head-imagination I can't forget I am a sole architect I built the shadows here I built the growl in the voice I fear You know me now but to do better than that You've got to follow me Boy I'm trying to show you where I'm at Hey pretty Don't you wana take a ride with me? Through my world Hey pretty Don't you wanna

Join The Club To Hate Me
so i guess everyone hates me...all my closest guy friends dont want anything to do with me and everyone's just being a full-blown bitch to me today. so two middle fingers to u all who dont want anything to do wit me, who decide to make my life more difficult, who use me for ur own needs. this is exactly what i need right now, thanks guys. hope the haters and liars rot, i dont need ppl like that to bring me lower than i am already. i bring myself down, i dont need other ppl to do it for me. goddammit...i really do get too attached...that's it, no more attachment, from now on, i dont care about anything or anyone's feelings towards me. *sigh* i hate my life on days like today

Good Cook?
You Are an Excellent Cook You're a top cook, but you weren't born that way. It's taken a lot of practice, a lot of experimenting, and a lot of learning. It's likely that you have what it takes to be a top chef, should you have the desire... Are You A Good Cook?

Indian Delite... Adult Content
Subject: Indian Delite As always, comments, good and bad, are enouraged. Indian Delight It had been a long, dark, and stormy day. A large hurricane had broken up off the coast of the Carolinas, and its remnants were moving up the eastern seaboard. I had not been anxious to tackle the 14-hour drive home in such a storm. So, I had slept a little later than usual. It was late morning when I finally checked out of my central New Jersey motel room. The desk clerk warned me of the approaching storms. Road conditions were expected to deteriorate and become hazardous. I didn’t believe road conditions in New Jersey could get much worse than they were under the best of circumstances. As I headed south, traffic on I-95 was practically bumper to bumper. In the constant rain, it was moving slowly, but moving. Occasionally, an intense thunder storm cell would pass through the area I was in and make driving even worse. I seemed to be making

The 1st ~ The Month
So today begins the month of november. Today is the day after halloween, also known ass All Saints Day. This day is to honor all the catholic/christian saints, especially those without their own individual days. Anyways, I have a feeling about this month. I think it's going to be a great one. So far I have: 2 birthday parties to attend, and 1 to plan for a very good friend of mine. A beauty pageant to compete in A wedding to attend and sing at! Going to England for a week among other things like partying that i dont plan beforehand So anyways, I am excited about this month. What'd everyone do for halloween?

I Have Seen Heaven
I have seen Heaven in the sparkle of her eyes for a moment in her presence my love I can't disguise I have seen Heaven and felt it in her touch I have swallowed all the passion and never I have wanted her so much I have seen Heaven and danced with Angels therein I have tasted her beauty in a place where time never ends Dear Father Is this place real? Can I honestly trust the emotions that I feel? I have seen Heaven and I know paradise does exist even in this fool's errand it's her love that I can't resist I have seen Heaven and when I leave this plane I'll embrace the notion and know that love is more than a name...... Bryant.

So Many Sleepless Nights
Many of nights i've laid in my bed extremely awake. Wondering which decision out of many I should take. There is a Devil's Pitchfork in the road and I'm fucked, no matter which path I take. I feel like the world just took a shit and it all landed on my plate. I'll just put it out there, I'm ready to slit this chicks throat. I know that is a harsh thing to say, but I'm at the end of my rope. Do I leave her behind or do I stay and just cope. It sounds so easy to run, but I'm constantly thinking of my son. He's my pride, he's my joy, If you ask me who I love HE is the only one. I couldn't imagine going one day without hearing him say dadadada or seeing his smile. I just need to put space between me and his mother, something like 3000 miles. I don't know what to do!!!! Any advice? Anyone on here a Hitman? That would be nice. I'd pay anything to put an end to my Many Sleepless Nights.

Sex And Relationship With Sagittarius ~~ Darkside Horoscope!
SEX! Rigorous, Adventurous, Energetic No one could accuse you of lacking enthusiasm; you love sex, it's such fun - but not everybody can swing from a trapeze by their ankles in that nonchalant way you have, and not everybody wants to be somebody else's bench-press buddy. You may pride yourself on leaving 'em breathless, but fail to grasp that partners should be a bout de souffle with all passion spent, not just puffed out. It's not the case that you are a heartless jackhammer - you always give your partner a friendly slap on the haunches while you are doing your post-coital cool-down stretches. And every statement of love you make is true at the time you make it; being a rather good philosopher of semantics, you point out that the expression of a sentiment in a statement does not imply that the sentiment per se continues for longer than the duration of the statement - but usually on your way out because you have learned that it upsets some people. You can't bear the idea of

Quotes On Focusing
"Only one thing has to change for us to know happiness in our lives: where we focus our attention." -- Greg Anderson "Do not dwell in the past; do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment." -- Buddha "Our plans miscarry if they have no aim. When a man does not know what harbor he is making for, no wind is the right wind." -- Seneca "Emphasize everything and you emphasize nothing." -- Herschell Gordon Lewis

Brain Pattern
Your Brain's Pattern You have a dreamy mind, full of fancy and fantasy. You have the ability to stay forever entertained with your thoughts. People may say you're hard to read, but that's because you're so internally focused. But when you do share what you're thinking, people are impressed with your imagination. What Pattern Is Your Brain?

I Love U..
what sad love quote ru? (with pics) You can close your eyes to things you don't want to see, but you can't close your heart to things you don't want to feelTake this quiz! Quizilla | Join | Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab Code

Impressions
First and foremost...I'm not ill...this is a blog of mine that I never posted here. Written a lil bit ago. I feel some can relate to this and maybe in some way help them or open eyes to other ppl. If you get offended easy..might not wanna read....blunt as hell and pretty funny to me Do people really take the time to get to know someone before they basis their opinion? I am wondering.....Seriously though, seems like most people judge people too quickly. Reasoning behind this, I use to do it myself. First impressions were so important to me. Now after learning more about myself I don't basis so much on it. I take the time to get to know someone. Know them for who they are and not what they have done or currently going through. I am really sick, tired and fed up with people that don't take the time to get to know someone. Really, if you aren't the type to do this, then don't speak to me. Most people have no idea what I have gone through and currently going through. I totally hate the

I Feel So Pretty...
Are you PrettyBeautiful...ect. Listen! Why do people take these stupid \"Are you pretty\" quizes? We are all beautiful in our own little unique way, regardless if we are Skinny or Fat, Blonde or Brunette. If you agree with me you can rate or message me but please be kind, this is my first quiz! Power to the People!Take this quiz! Quizilla | Join | Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab Code

Proud Lc Parents!!
Me And My LC Hubby Would Like To Announce The Birth Of Our Triplets Leia, Kevin Jr. And Luke. I Put There Pics In My Album Called "Mine And My LC Hubbys LC Babies"...Please Go Welcome Them To The LC Community!!! Show Some Love..Mommie Is Doing Quite Well And Daddy Is Very Proud!! Mrs.Flyhead@ CherryTAP Go Congradulate Kevin..Here Is His Link Flyhead@ CherryTAP If You And Your LC Gf/Bf, Hubby/Wife want a LC Baby Here Is The Link DOC HOLLYWOOD@ CherryTAP -Ash

Anna (poem)
I never knew true love Untill the day I met her For so long had I looked She is the one, I am sure True happiness I can see It's there in her smile Just to be with my love I'd walk a million miles In dreams it's her I hold The one I long so to kiss If she's not around then She is the one whom I miss I'll wrap my arms around her Together forever we'll stay Deep within her eyes I look Anna, I love you, I now say

40 Questions
I challenge everyone who reads this to copy the blog's questions, post them into your own blog entry, and then answer them. With your OWN answers. Don't just copy and paste the whiole thing - I'll laugh at you! :-P 1. Does anyone know your password to your profile? - yes 2. What was the last thing you ordered at McDonalds? [AKA McDeath] - Quarter Pounder with Cheese meal, no mustard and no veggies with a lemonade 3. Are you an emotional person? - Yeah i'm a female duh. 4. Do you like your name? - it's alright 5. Do you believe in love at first sight? - Yeah i think so 6. Ever felt jealous of your friend? - nah 7. What was the last thing you did? - this survey 8. Who is right next to you? - No one 9. Who was the last person you ate with? - my boyfriend Nick last night 10. What song are you listening to right now? - nothing it's pretty quiet 11. How's the weather right now? - it's pretty chilly out there 12. Last person who called you toda

Lv
Love......Fact or Myth OK I am on a love kick...lol.....Is there a such thing called love? I don't know if i have really experienced it or lust my entire life. Yes I have been married and for 7 yrs. There is a fine line between lust and love. To me it was so hard to tell the difference. If there is such a thing called love, then why does it keep illuding me? Am I not a human, man and living soul? Does my heart not beat like a heart should? Do I not get excited and have a racing pulse when I am around a beautiful woman? Doesn't my veins flow blood and not ice? I have asked myself these and many other question about this subject. I still get the same answer, I don't know. I do believe in love and yes I do see that love at first sight can happen. I am not knocking anyone in love or who has experienced it. At times I just feel like a lost soul looking to find it or find it again. Yes I have been in love so yes I am looking for it. It has just been so long that I might have forgotten h

Redman And Raekwon On Board For North American Rock The Bells Trek
New Jersey rapper Redman will join Wu-Tang Clan member Raekwon for the North American leg of the first-ever Rock The Bells world tour. The month-long event, which kicks off Nov. 21 in Washington D.C., will touch ground in more than 20 major markets in the United States and Canada, including New York, Boston, Chicago, Seattle, Vancouver and Los Angeles. Other performers include Keith Murray, Supernatural and special guest DJ Kool. Redman will perform songs off his long-awaited Def Jam album Red Gone Wild, which hits stores next March. For the full story log on: http://www.allhiphop.com/hiphopnews/?ID=6344

How To Make Sex Cake
Ingredients: 2 Loving eyes. 2 Loving arms 2 Well shaped legs 2 Firm milk containers 1 Fur lined mixing bowl 2 Large nuts 1 Large banana Method: Look into loving eyes. Fold in loving arms Spread well shaped legs Squeeze and massage milk containers gently until fur lined milking bowl is well greased. Check frequently with middle finger. Add banana - work in and out until well creamed. Cover with nuts and sigh with relief. Cake done when banana becomes soft. Be sure to wash mixing utensils and don't lick the bowl! P.S. If cake begins to rise, leave town immediately!!!!

Ludacris Inks First Ever Tv Deal, Producing 'halls Of Fame'
Ludacris has inked a development deal with MTV's teen-oriented nighttime network The N to executive-produce and star in the new series, Halls of Fame. The drama program revolves around 21-year-old singing sensation Starla and her sister Taylor, a 15- year-old aspiring fashion designer. The girls attend the Philadelphia High School of Performing Arts. " Halls of Fame promises to be a realistic journey into how young people can get started in the entertainment business," Ludacris said in a statement. In related news, Ludacris will reprise his role as Darius Parker on NBC's hits series Law & Order: SVU in 2007. For the full story log on: http://www.allhiphop.com/hiphopnews/?ID=6342

Not A Slave!
My dad treats me like a fucking slave... and my poor mother. He yells and doesnt appoligize even though he is wrong. Maybe mom and i should get an appartment. YEAH! omg that would be sweet we respect each other and she know i go out and party... she makes fun of me for it. And if she wanted to i totally would. But I get up and was going to talk to mom who was in the kitchen and he says get me a beer. GAH thats how its been my whole freaking life. I hate beer so much I cant understand why people drink it and like it soo much. My mom got home while i was in the shower and dad started to play sick because the whole day he was fine until a half an hour ago and no hes 'stuffed up'. GRRRR FAKERS SUCK! And even last night dad was bitching about something. He always yells at mom for something. Like when she snores he jabs her in the ribs and yells at her to go on her side. A little too ruff if you ask me. I mean wear ear plugs for crying out loud! I duno if dad got off the drugs and alco

Fuxor
pseudoeffedrine doesn't work fast when it is in pills i need more tea with honey well not that, because my nose is hurting mostly, and my right ear! i'm sneezing all the time, and i'm all congested i have fever :( grrrrr feeling sicky makes me sooo moody :'( i wanna cry note: thanks JT for the bulletin :( it's the first time someone makes one for me

Welcome To The Circus!
Welcome to the Circus. I would just like to point out that there are exits towards to the left and right of the tent. Please, do not feed the animals, as they are man-eaters. Litterialy, they eat men. Thats why all of our animal handlers are women. Anyway, please, only get up during the intermissions, as it will distract our actors. And please, PLEASE, keep your hands and feet inside the tent at all times, because there is a crazy miniac, circling the tent at this very moment, looking for limbs to cut off with his shiney new chainsaw. Please, just ignore him, do not stick any limbs out to see if he is there, because, he is. (A kid in the back row sticks leg out laughing with friends) HEY! KID! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (Kid begins screaming and yanks what is left of his bloody mess of a leg inside the tent) YOU SEE PEOPLE! I TOLD YOU! KEEP YOUR LIMBS INSIDE THE TENT!!!! Anyway, it is now time for the show. I read Go Ask Alice, today, it was kick ass. I wish I could write something like tha

Body Image
Your Body Image is 16% Unhealthy, 84% Healthy You have a great body image. You know that no one looks perfect, and you're happy the way you are. Also, you don't judge other people on their looks... and it helps them feel better about their own bodies! How's Your Body Image?

Common Sense Orbituary
COMMON SENSE OBITUARY Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; life isn't always fair, and maybe it was my fault. Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you earn) and reliable parenting strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a six-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

40 Questions
I challenge everyone who reads this to copy the blog's questions, post them into your own blog entry, and then answer them. With your OWN answers. Don't just copy and paste the whiole thing - I'll laugh at you! :-P 1. Does anyone know your password to your profile? - nope 2. What was the last thing you ordered at McDonalds? [AKA McDeath] - Double Quarter Pounder with Cheese, no pickles, sub mayo, full meal, with diet Dr Pepper 3. Are you an emotional person? - Sometimes. 4. Do you like your name? - yes 5. Do you believe in love at first sight? - Yes, and hate at second. 6. Ever felt jealous of your friend? - yes 7. What was the last thing you did? - a survey [Duh!] 8. Who is right next to you? - No one corporeal 9. Who was the last person you ate with? - Shelley, mom, nephew 10. What song are you listening to right now? - "Under Attack" by Abba, but only in my mind (Been there all day! Dammit!) 11. How's the weather right now? - Cold (Well, t

Dating Blog
Hey guys, I have noticed that a lot of people here have had problems when it comes to dating and what not. So, as a service to all the ladies, I'm going to talk about a couple of topics that you guys mention every week. To begin with, I would love to hear from you as to what you've had problems with. I'm a guy and have seen a lot of different things via my relats or those of my friends. So try me, can't hurt!

No Fun For Ghosty
Between a full work schedule (thanks to the upcoming election) and some writing gigs I have to attend to, I can't be here as much as I'd like right now. It's temporary; I have three new articles waiting up at AC, and I should be hanging out over the weekend. Just letting you know I'm not dead, but merely overburdened. :(

Halloween
Talk about kick ass night. This has been by far the best Halloween/Anniversary I have ever had. The evening started out pretty fucking hectic trying to get all the kids dressed in their costumes. Once they were dressed well it was good shit, took them trick or treating around the block…they made out like fucking bandits. Brought them home and put them to bed. Once our sitter got her we headed out to Hooters (wooohooo Hooters rocks). Once we were done with dinner we headed deeper into Waikiki and drove our way to Honolulu Tavern, man was that an adventure. Parking was a bitch we drove around the fucking block like 5 times but at a speed of like 10 hour cause of traffic. But I’ll tell you what there was plenty of entertainment with all the people that were dressed up walking the town; man was it great! We finally made it had a few drinks, sang Karaoke, hung out with Dish (ex player for the Padres…cool I know). Once the Tavern closed we headed to the Hyatte where we met up

Close My Eyes Forever
I know that it is depressing to think about. One day i will die. When that day comes...I want this to be played at my funeral. It's the only one that I've found that I like for sure. Music Codes - MySpace Layouts

Check It Out
PLEASE BE ON THE LOOK OUT FOR SOMETHIN NEW TO HIT THE WORLD. "DIAMONDBOY RECORDS" CHECK OUT SOME MUSIC HERE http://www.myspace.com/diamondboymafia AND THE VIDEO HERE http://www.myspace.com/diamondboyrecords TO ME WHAT U THINK HOLLA AT YOUR BOY

First Kiss
but this feeling is liquid like the red 1 of blood oranges, 2 and I can’t explain it because I can’t wrap my mind 3 around what’s 4 sunk into the citrus floor of my skin, 5 and it’s like sediment settled there at the bottom. 6 And this is an accidental fascination, 7 one that causes my fingers to shake, 8 desperate to erase the drowsy 9 dark weight of you and me, 10 but it’s so intoxicating that crush of tangerine 11 that bursts between those same fingertips. 12 So it’s an orange explosion of wings from my stomach 13 out through my back when your eyes follow me across the 14 floor and I can do nothing to break the gaze that traces me 15 so I step, and step, and step away, 16 backing up and trying to fend off 17 the feelings under the lashes of your eyes that 18 I’m not sure are real or imagined, 19 because its such a dangerous emotion 20 that is spurned by that same dark look in your eyes 21 an emotion tha

Nov 1...change 1...i Left Some Important Information Out...
Well I wanted to update all of you what is going on with the post cards. Today I received a nice size batch of fifteen. As you can tell by the picture I have already out grown the desk, but that is plenty fine. I have all sorts of empty wall space. Some of you maybe interested on how this post cards idea started. Well I came to this site because I was rather bored here in Iraq. I do network administration; all that is a long name for someone that sits at a desk all day and watches the network not break. I have been taking lots of pictures to share with people what it is like here. One of the pictures I took was of my ugly bare desk. One day while chatting with someone in the shout box they mentioned that my desk looked rather bare and if I wanted they would send me a post card to brighten it up. Well I thought the idea was brilliant and ran with it. The next day it dawned on me that why not tell the whole community here. I have had nothing but positive feedback from every

Club Sandwich
Prep: 10 min, Cook: 10 min. * 10 slices bacon, cut in half * 2/3 cup fat-free mayonnaise * 1/4 cup scallions, minced * 1 tsp. dried tarragon * 8 slices white bread * 2 tomatoes, thinly sliced * 4 slices whole wheat bread * 1 lb. cooked turkey breast, thinly sliced * 4 lettuce leaves Heat a heavy nonstick skillet over medium high heat. Cook bacon 5-7 minutes, turning frequently, until browned and crisp. Transfer bacon to paper towels to drain. Thoroughly mix mayonnaise, scallions and tarragon in a bowl. Spread mixture over 1 side of each piece of bread. Divide bacon and tomato on 4 pieces white bread and top with 4 pieces whole wheat bread. Divide turkey and lettuce over whole wheat bread. Top each sandwich with remaining white bread, mayonnaise side down. Cut each sandwich in half diagonally and secure with toothpicks, if desired. Per serving: calories 614, fat 21.9g, 33% calories from fat, cholesterol 83mg, protein 42.8g, carbohydra