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Native American Quote
Hello All Cherries
Thank you everyone for all the support i am headed to iraq and will talk to you all soon i hope i don't have much to say right now except that i may not be on much i will get back on as soon as i can ttyl
For All The Wifes And Girlfriends
My Baby
here are some,some what recent pics of my daughter.she'll be 7 months next week.i tried to find newer pics of me but couldn't.and i dont know how to upload pics from the camera and if i did it wouldn't help batteries are please bear with me this is a start on new pics
Firery Image
Broken Hearted
come on i only need like 500 more points to move up help a guy out and ill do the same
Just Thinking
Life is like a giant rollercoaster sometimes isn't it? You try not to hurt people but you just drain yourself in the process of trying to make everyone else happy. So many ups and downs and spirals and trying to make sure you stay on track all along the way. I don't know maybe I sound a little crazy but I really don't think so. What do you do in a situation where you are threatened with going off the tracks. You just think long and believe in your heart. If your heart is broken gently mend it piece by piece.Also, be sure to spoil yourself,take a nice bath, go out with friends and keep your mind distracted while in the process of healing. Idle minds make for big problems so keep busy to avoid going insane. JUST A LITTLE THOUGHT I HARDLY WRITE IN THESE BUT I FIGURED MIGHT AS WELL IT HELPS TO CLEAR THE MIND SOME WHEN YOU WRITE THINGS OUT
Pt 2
Well it's time I posted part 2 of about me.. I was born in 1961....I was for the most part a happy and healthy baby...with one small glitch. I didn't have a socket for the ball of my hip to fit into. The doctors had to break my hip and force the ball of my hip to form it's own socket. The doctors told my mom and dad that I would probably never walk. Well when I was old enough I went to Shriner's Cripple Childrens and had to wear my shoes on the wrong feet and they were UGLY shoes I remember the day I finally got to wear "girl" shoes for the first time. I was in 2nd grade and my mom got me a pair of black and white saddle shoes...boy was I proud..... I remember we went to where my 2nd dad was working for the gas company at that time and told him that I was finally ok.... He said my face was a beam of light that day. My brother had the same thing but his wasn't as severe as mine. He really enjoyed the time I was in my "frog" cast.. My mom said he used to sit on
i have met so many wonderful guys on here! Wanna thank you all for the love and kindness you have given me! this is for the ones who are rude and crude....i have had to block 3 guys today....not a good thing. Yes my pics are a little risque....but doesn't mean i am open to cam 2 cam.....i dont play with young boys....will not make me feel matter how big you are....i try to be nice about this and invite you to be a fan.....calling me names only will get you blocked to all that have shown me love and respect have a great weekend!! xoxo....Becky
Punched A Girl Last Night
So I punched a girl last night at the night club. It was Greg's (my boyfriend) ex girlfriend. Greg and I both knew she had been looking at us all night. I went to the bathroom and she was right behind me. All of a sudden she opened her mouth and said "No matter what you do or say, Greg will always come back to me" So I went right around and punched her and said "Sweetie, Its been two years since you two broke up, Chances are, If he hasn't come back yet he wont come back again"
Tricks And Beats Tonight!!!
Double Decker Productions Saturday, October 28, 2006 - 9:00pm to 4:00am Marty McFly - Breaks Kamikaze & Decepticon - Booty Techno Funk Bass Heavy Music - Chicago, 50HZ Records - UK, FadedMuzik - Chicago The Bliz - Hardstyle Duotone (Cynex & Monophonic) - Whateva The Fuck They WANT! Purple Heaven, New Music Order, Double Decker Reva-T - Jungle, DnB BrockUp Sessions Steve-0 - Breaks, Techno, House... WHATEVER Double Decker, Terror Inc, Prolifik DNR - Hard Tracid Double Decker Sid Stylus - Bangin’ WHATEVER Double Decker A3 - Jungle, DnB Prolifik, Double Decker DMT - Hardstyle Double Decker A6 Double Decker AND... MC FlyBry UA1, Guerilla Recordings, Hustlin’ Beats, Hitman, General Misconduct, Deranged Free parking ALL night, COSTUME PARTY in full effect Venue: The Regency...Mountain Road Location: Niagara Falls, Ontario, Canada Info: 905-246-2370 Admissi
You feel like a candle in a hurricane Just like a picture with a broken frame Alone and helpless Like you've lost your fight But you'll be alright Chorus: Cause when push comes to shove You taste what you're made of You might bend, till you break Cause its all you can take On your knees you look up Decide you've had enough You get mad you get strong Wipe your hands shake it off Then you Stand, Then you stand Life's like a novel With the end ripped out The edge of a canyon With only one way down Take what you're given before its gone Start holding on, keep holding on Repeat Chorus Everytime you get up And get back in the race One more small piece of you Starts to fall into place Ooohhh Repeat Chorus
The Real--mike Shannon™/ Semi-retired Air Personality/
SEE MY ENTIRE HEADING HERE??? Even though it had lol in it, it's too be PC Politically Correct lol oh that's twice OH MY MY! Oh well someone said that my main pic here I looked like Ringo so I can say "OH MY MY" ;)"Mike Shannon™/ Semi-Retired Air Personality/NAME YOUR $ I NEET SOMEONE TO DO THE FOOTWORK LOL/ I CAN'T BREAK THE GLASS CEILING AT CLEAR CHANNEL!! GRR!.LOL I also have no means of producing a tape. So I would EVEN go back down to doing BOARD WORK, Oh Gawd! But if I could land on a morning or evening show, I might be part of it. YES I TRIED. Stephanie Miller's people (They are really GREAT and FUNNY!) at KTLK 1150 am PLUG PLUG-JONES NETWORK Are a 4 person show! ON AIR AMERICA! HEY AL FRANKEN I WILL WORK CHEAP!!! Then Sean Hannity and Bill O'Reilly would stop the rumors about AIR AMERICA going under I work CHEAP For the CAUSE! SEE I AM REALLY TRYING TO SAY AIR AMERICA AS MANY TIMES HERE AS AL DID HIS NAME ON THE NEWS ON SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE! Hmmm maybe I cou
Stained Red
oh the joy.. another sucky poem. Older one tho.
My Daughter
let me tell you about my daughter. she is 14 and lives with her dad in another city. just bc she isn't here with me physically, don't mean i don't think about her and her older brother daily. she was and still is one of the biggest lights in my life. she is a freshman in high school. From the day, she was born she has been a unique human being. she can be such a jerk one moment and so loving the next. her dad and i chose to divoce when she was 7. that is now coming back to bite me in the ass. I haven't spoken to her since 6-17-2006 for any great lengths. you have to understand this young woman and i used to be so close. buildabear days, Csi watching days, craft days, cooking days, reading days we did them all. sometimes all in the same day. she is in counseling to deal with her anger/depression management. i got a call last nite regarding her and her life. she was a cutter/SI. she mentioned to me recently that she is cutting again in one of the oh so brief calls. I wi
How To Save A Life
Step one you say we need to talk He walks you say sit down it's just a talk He smiles politely back at you You stare politely right on through Some sort of window to your right As he goes left and you stay right Between the lines of fear and blame And you begin to wonder why you came Where did I go wrong, I lost a friend Somewhere along in the bitterness And I would have stayed up with you all night Had I known how to save a life Let him know that you know best Cause after all you do know best Try to slip past his defense Without granting innocence Lay down a list of what is wrong The things you've told him all along And pray to God he hears you And pray to God he hears you Where did I go wrong, I lost a friend Somewhere along in the bitterness And I would have stayed up with you all night Had I known how to save a life As he begins to raise his voice You lower yours and grant him one last choice Drive until you lose the road Or break with the ones yo
Pharmaceutical Understanding
A lady walked into a drugstore and told the pharmacist she needed some cyanide right away. The pharmacist naturally was concerned by such a request and asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?" The lady then explained that she needed it to poison her husband. The pharmacist's eyes got big and he said, "I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law! I'll lose my license. They'll throw both of us in jail and all kinds of bad things will happen! Absolutely not, you cannot have any cyanide!" The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife. The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well, now. You didn't tell me you had a prescription."
Lips Of An Angel
Honey why you calling me so late? It's kinda hard to talk right now. Honey why are you crying? Is everything okay? I gotta whisper 'cause I can't be too loud Well, my girl's in the next room Sometimes I wish she was you I guess we never really moved on It's really good to hear your voice saying my name It sounds so sweet Coming from the lips of an angel Hearing those words it makes me weak And I never wanna say goodbye But girl you make it hard to be faithful With the lips of an angel It's funny that you're calling me tonight And, yes, I've dreamt of you too And does he know you're talking to me Will it start a fight No I don't think she has a clue Well my girl's in the next room Sometimes I wish she was you I guess we never really moved on It's really good to hear your voice saying my name It sounds so sweet Coming from the lips of an angel Hearing those words it makes me weak And I never wanna say goodbye But girl you make it hard to be faithful
Need Prayers
my big sister went to get a work medical thursday.everything was going fine untill the doc found a lump on her ovary.she has to go to hospitl today for test as the docs are worried because my mother died of ovarian cancer 19 years ago my other sis had cancer of the womb but won her battle she is the middle child so she has alway been a fighter. so please pray to whoever godess wiccan etc. just pray that she will be fine.thank you my friends
Dayam Took This Test Omfg
You scored as Suicide. Your death will be suicide. What more can I say? Fact: Suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem. If you want to know how you will commit suicide, take a look at your second highest percentage on the bar graphs.Suicide100%Stabbed80%Disappear80%Disease47%Bomb47%Natural Causes47%Posion40%Drowning33%Suffocated33%Gunshot33%Accident20%
My Bday
It's my birthday today, and i guess it's okay..i'm kind of excited, maybe getting things i need! And besides that, i'm no longer classified as a teen! Yay! :) Too bad i still have to get up at the crack of dawn to work. Blah. Oh well..i guess....grr. Lol. I'm just glad that my age is actually catching up to me....haha...haven't felt like a teenager in years, and no finally, my age reflects it. I sound so retarded...haha...oh well. I have 20 mins before i have to be at work. hmph. and my work is only 5 mins away..if that. hehe. but good for my gas tank, eh? I just want to say that Gregoroy is so good to me, and i wanna say sorry to him for being whiny last night. I just get scared i'm going to get hurt...putting everything, and my heart..on the line. I mean, we're getting pretty serious...:) it's almost been a year and a half, so i guess it should be :). I love him so much! i guess i'll go, i need to desperatly brush my teeth..they're groddy. haha. see ya later everyone.
What I Would Give
to get some really good sleep. Its ironic in a way that right when the new baby starts sleeping good i get sick and cant sleep. atleast the baby and david are sleeping good. Maybe i will be able to catch a nap this evening. Or maybe not...oh they say lifes a bitch then you die!!!!!!
Live Webcam Cumshot : Looking For Spectators
I will tribute another LC cutie soon, I will do it live on my webcam, with Yahoo. I will play with myself before, I will listen to your comments and your ideas, and probably do what you ask :) Let me know if you want to watch, just send me a message with your Yahoo Messenger ID. Note: You don't need a webcam (but let me know if you have one) Comments on my pictures and videos are also welcome :) - More Skin album - Nudity album (must be FRIEND over 18) - Sperm Gallery album (must be FRIEND over 18) - Tribute album (must be FRIEND over 18) - Made for Me album (must be FRIEND over 18) Kisses Nice Boy
Bisexual Women In Cleveland
HEY all!! just wondering if there are like any bisexual women from cleveland Ohio in this bitch? if so hit me up will ya!!
Men Are Just Happier People.
Men Are Just Happier People. What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase
In My Humble Opinion
Life, in my humble opinion, is a frustrating mix of laughter and tears accomplishments and disappointments. love and loss. How we deal with these things defines us as human beings. Are we crushed so badly by what life has to offer that we stop trying ? Or, do we instead continue to go on, offering what we can along the way... Do we become so arrogant with our successes that we stop caring about others ? Or develop an empathy that prompts us to help others succeed as well... I truly believe that everything you do matters in your life, every smile you offer, every time you hold out your hand to someone in need, well it just might make a difference.. Every tear you shed in that huge turmulous river we call life experience is a chance for you to learn how best "not" to hurt others... I just cant help thinking that perhaps if we were to treat each occurrence in our lives as a chance to learn or to help us grow, that maybe in time this old tired world of ours would start to be
Life Today
First I want to start with a happy belated Birthday to my friend Ria. I would have done this yesterday but I was outta state :(. So I hope you had a very wonderful and happy birthday hun. I love you. I'll update on my sister now. She's gotten her stitches out and is doing pretty good on some softer foods. She is laughing and talking more. She has been trying to get up and walking more. The only bad thing is that the stairs make things rougher on her then most other times if it were flat ground. Now lets move on to me shall we? I spent my weekend in TN with Hank. We had alot of fun though the time seemed to go by really fast. Hank and I found a soldier custome for David. We didn't have to go to a Army surplus store either. Thank god for the wonderful halloween stores that make things look real. He has a lil hat and his lil fatigues. I'll be taking pictures come the 31st so you can all see. He's going to be so cute. Today I believe we are carving the pumpkin. Somehow I got
Poor Sick Girl...
I am sick and looking at my PC screen really hurts my eyes at the moment so you are rid of me for some time.
Motorcycle Sounds
Back Where I Come From
this is another one of my favorite songs Well in the town where I was raised, the clock ticks and the cattle graze. Time passed with amazing grace back where I come from. You could lie on a riverbank, or paint your name on a water tank, miscount all the beers you drank back where I come from. Back where I come from where I'll be when it's said and done. well I'm proud as anyone, That's where I come from. We learned in a Sunday school who made the sun shine through. I know who made the moon shine too back, where I come from. Blue eyes on a Saturday night, tan legs in the broad daylight. TV’s, they were black and white back where I come from. Back where I come from where I'll be when it's said and done. Well I'm proud as anyone, that's where I come from. Some say it's a backward place narrow minds on the narrow way but I make it a point to say that's where I come from. That's where I come from where I'll be when
Happy Happy :d
Get Your Own! | More Flash ToysJust thought this was cool as hell, hehe. Everyone carve your own now!
This wasnt written by me but thought it held some very good information in it ......... Some Thoughts About Submission by jade What is submission? Submission is a word that we hear tossed around pretty often lately but I often wonder if most people really understand what it means. Being a "submissive" has become very popular in the D/s, BDSM fad that is sweeping the chat rooms and websites. There's even a fashion and cultural trend based on some of the facets of the BDSM lifestyle. You can find collars and leather fetish items being worn by the rich and famous or you can have dinner in one of New York's newest, trendy restaurants that features all the trappings of the lifestyle dungeon, complete with submissive waiters and waitresses. All of these things are interesting and amusing but they are not a true picture of what it's all about. Submission isn't a fad or a role playing game that we see so often online and at clubs, and you aren't a submissive because you like to be t
Squirrel Songs
Well once Again im sitting here wondering what is 2 come and the pain and happyness the pass has brought be in this lil world that we all call life... then things go from bad 2 worst 2 the point of screaming and wishing 2 give up in all this lil life we have.................................Ever feel that way???????
Day 3
Ok, starting the 3rd day smokeless now. Maybe I can do this one without so much beer to assuage the urge, lol. Heh, whatever works. Where'd those damn lolli-pops go?
Telemarketers Nightmare
Turn on the sound !! This is funny
Hello Friends And Fans
going to bed, but could you rate me and my pic or even add me please! someting to wake up to xx
6:19 Am
omg. its 6:14 and i am still awake i am working on my comic book .. i started it last night and now i can't stop. i have watched 12 dvds and 15 tapes.. i have listend to a heck of lot of music... and i drew and writen 120 pages .... its so fun but my hand hurs like a fuckn bitch .. plus i was bored my friend said he would call me last night and he didn't and all of my other friend's were sleepying. so yes i m awake and my room has balled up paper all over it and i'm still wide awake so yeah its 6:17 now jasmine p.s got to run i have work to get done
How Many Have My Name
HowManyOfMe.comThere are:0people with my namein the U.S.A.How many have your name?
Another Bulletin Showing Support Of The Military...
I really think this is a great site! Each and every time I log in, I can be guaranteed that I will see several bulletins and a few blogs supporting the Army, Marines, Air Force, Navy, and even the Coast Guard. Firefighters and Police rank high, too. It always amazes me that there is SO much love for those of us who serve our country and community. Occassionally (rarely) I see people who have some sort of jihad-ish hatred of us, too. That's cool; this is the're free to hate us if you want! I have to laugh at the haters, though. Most of them have NEVER been to ANY of the countries that those of us in the military have to see, let alone the ghettos that cops and firedawgs have to go into. It's easy to say we are beasts and bastards or 'screw the establishment' if you're sitting in some suburb with plenty to eat and the safety of FIREFIGHTERS and POLICE around. That's why it's so rare that you see someone in the rural part of Iraq or Afghanistan hate on America. For the
damn i just started my profile a few days ago and already im a chill cherry. every one here is so damn nice, i personally want to thank ken for my first gift. i love kisses. ihope that all yall can come by and rate my pics and even leave me a message.luv all you ppl! xoxoxo's
The Weekend Get Away
by Kiny Tink Dean and I had been going out for almost six months, we felt comfortable with each other, like two lifelong friends. I felt a sense of safety and trust that I had never experienced before with a man. Safe enough to explore my sensual/sexual side, something I hadn't been prepared to do in the past. Our anniversary was coming up and I decided that I wanted to plan something a little different other than the traditional candlelit dinner. I wanted to book a weekend with a difference, something that we would both enjoy; especially given we had very much the same tastes, likes and dislikes. So I did my research until I found what I deemed to be the perfect, romantic and sexual weekend getaway, but with a twist. I told Dean to make sure he had his bags packed and that I'd be around to pick him up Friday evening. The week was busy for us both, it went very quickly; each day I kept thinking about the weekend that was ahead for us, wondering if we would both enjoy
The Parting
The Parting by Michael Drayton (1563-1631) Since there's not help, come let us kiss and part; Nay, I am done, you get no more of me; And I am glad, yea, glad with all my heart, That thus so cleanly I myself can free; Shake hands for ever, cancel all our vows, And when we meet at any time again, Be it not seen in either of our brows That we, one jot of former love retain. Now, at the last gasp of love's latest breath, When his pulse failing, passion speechless lies, When faith is kneeling by his bed of death, And innocence is closing up his eyes, Now, if thou woulds't, when all have given him over, From death to life Thou might'st him yet recover.
The Hour Has Come To Part !
The Hour Has Come to Part! by Augusta, Lady Gregory (1852 - 1932) The hour has come to part! and it is best The severing stroke should fall in one short day Rather than fitful fever spoil my rest, Watching each gradual sign of love's decay. Go forth dear! thou hast much to do on earth; In life's campaign there waits thee a great part - Much to be won and conquered of more worth Than this poor victory of a woman's heart For me, the light is dimmed, the dream has past - I seek not gladness, yet may find content Fulfilling each small duty, reach at last Some goal of peace before my youth is spent. But come whatever may, come weal or woe I love thee, bless thee where so e'er thou go!
The Appeal
The Appeal by Sir Thomas Wyatt (1503 - 1542) And wilt thou leave me thus! Say nay, say nay, for shame! --To save thee from the blame Of all my grief and grame. And wilt thou leave me thus? Say nay! say nay! And wilt thou leave me thus, That hath loved thee so long In wealth and woe among: And is thy heart so strong As for to leave me thus? Say nay! say nay! And wilt thou leave me thus, That hath given thee my heart Never for to depart Neither for pain nor smart: And wilt thou leave me thus? Say nay! say nay! And wilt thou leave me thus, And have no more pitye Of him that loveth thee? Alas, thy cruelty! And wilt thou leave me thus? Say nay! say nay!
So We'll Go No More A-roving
So We'll Go No More A-roving by George Gordon Byron, Lord Byron (1788–1824) So, we'll go no more a-roving So late into the night, Though the heart be still as loving And the moon be still as bright. For the sword outwears its sheath And the soul wears out the breast And a heart must pause to breathe And love itself have rest. Though the night was made for loving And the day returns too soon, Yet, we'll go no more a-roving By the light of the moon.
Well I Lost Coun't Of The Days
Hey All, It's been a while since I posted any new blogs so here it goes... I've been busy as hell. We went to Yokohama for the FISITA event, which is the meeting of the Automotive Congress from many countries. It was fun, we had a few different displayes there. Of course I worked the robot display, we also had a display on concept mobility vehicles, (the I-Unit), and on our cars. Many vendors also had displays. Nissan has a future mobility vehicle called the Pivo, which is pretty cool. It doesn't have reverse, the whole passenger cabin rotates 180 degrees, to go the opposite direction, it's is fucking cool as hell. The Emporer's son was also there, he gave a speech, and was part of the ribbon cutting ceremony to open the event! We also visited Toyko while we were there. It was fun, but I couldn't ecape from the group, there we're about 12 of us that went, and check the sights out on my own. After the event, we came back to Toyota City, and it has been non-stop work every day,
Omg I Am Soo Happy!!!!!!
*~*i'll Be There*~*
I'll be there when you laugh I'll be there when you cry I'll be there when you hold my hand and look into my eyes I'll be there every morning I'll be there every night I'll be there when your sick and need me by your side I'll be there today I'll be there tomorrow I'll be there to wash away your sorrows I'll be there when you want me I'll be there when you don't I'll be there cause i know theres hope and never wanna go. Baby I love you and hope you realize I will always be there for you no matter what the situation. I care about you and appreciate you as a person. You have the most beautiful heart, your so sweet. I want you to know how I feel, I want you to know how true my love for you is and how it will always be that way. I know how bad we had it as kids but I know baby it will only get better from here on out. I love you and miss you soo much. love always and forever ~*~Jessy~*~
The Thunder Rolls
style>.hov:hover{background-color:yellow}Music Video:THE THUNDER ROLLS (by Garth Brooks)Music Video Code provided by Video Code Zone
Have You Forgotten?
Music Video:HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN? (by Darryl Worley)Music Video Code provided by Video Code Zone
Broken Heart
my heart was torn from me and smashed into tiny ass peices
Thanx 4 The Add
Love For Sale!!!
Love, it’s for sale. Such tempting, delicious love for sale. Find it on the TV screen, Find it in a magazine, Love for sale. We all run to buy it. That’s what makes the media supply it. Be prepared to pay a price For your trip to paradise. Love for sale. Let the ad men pipe of love In their clever ways We’ve bought every product of love In a frenzied craze. If you want the thrill of love, They’ll send you the bill of love. Try and get love You’ll be in the debt of love. Thin is beautiful love Appetites are not allowed in love. If you want to find a mate, Join a gym and lose some weight. Love for sale. (Don’t ya get it?) Look here, my dear The answer’s clear and simple. If you are rich enough and underfed and stupid, Love will happen. Don’t you wonder why we seem to think the only way to justify The purchase of a thing, Like a brand of perfume, diamond solitaire, underwear, Any old thing, is to make somebody want you. I don’t know why everyone
Don't Take The Girl
Music Video:DON'T TAKE THE GIRL (by Tim McGraw)Music Video Code provided by Video Code Zone
I'm Back!!
Been here and fixed my music problem!! that site go bust too!!! That'sjust my luck!!! So, I'm at home alone once again! Out of town....deer hunting.... story of my life!! But, it's damn good!! I'm here right?? Had my nieces baby shower tonight. There, just for a second, I thought I might catch a glimpse of someones throat being slit, but I was wrong. I did get to know my nieces new husband a little better! I likes him a lot!!! I think he likes me also! Then again....what's not to like??? But, in this family.........he could hate me by halloween! My sister acted nice for a few minutes. She pretty much bitched the whole way through, but fuck her!!! It wasn't about her, or her other daughter...that's why she bitched!!! I felt kinda bad for the new husband though....he told me that he didn't now why my sister hated him so much.....I told him the truth...because y'all are happy, and she isn't! I'm sure she's also mad that instead of moving in with them, he moved my niece
To My Love
I am nothing without you touch my love, I am nothing without your kiss, Too spend each night in your arms, my flower Is a man's idea of bliss To hear your voice each day is to die seven times by God's wrath If I was anything other than human, I'd be the water... In your bath. ;) Te amo mi corazon. xxx
Sex Quiz
Q.) What doesn't belong in this list: Meat, Eggs, Wife, Blowjob? A.) Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife, but you can't beat a blowjob. Q.) Why does a penis have a hole in the end? A.) So men can be open minded. Q.) What's the speed limit of sex? A.) 68 because at 69 you have to turn around. Q.) What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common? A.) The longer you play with them, the harder they get. Q.) What's the difference between your pay packet and your dick? A.) You don't have to beg your wife to blow your pay packet! Q.) How can you tell when a car mechanic just had sex? A.) One hand is clean. Q.) What do you do with 365 used rubbers? A.) Melt them down to make a tire, and call it a goodyear. Q.) What does bungee jumping and hookers have in common? A.) They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber breaks, you're screwed.
Hot Hot Night
The night is stiflingly hot. The window is wide open and the light, ocean breeze is barely less than warm and not enough to relieve the heat. We lay next to each other on top of the covers, too hot to touch. Eyes closed you try to relax in the heat and you wait for the next faint breeze to offer some relief. You feel him shift his position next to you. After a moment you open your eyes to see him propped up on an elbow looking at your body beside him. You smile as you watch his gaze glide over you; over the curves of you body all softened by the mockingly cool blue light of the moon streaming through the window. You close you eyes again intent on sleep when you feel him move closer. You think "Not tonight... it is just too hot." Waiting for the inevitable touch you are surprised when you feel his cool breath blowing on your neck. You relax and enjoy the cool sensation as the air dances across your hot, sticky skin. He draws a new breath and the cool air washes down your b
Tons Of Girls..
Tons of fakes, I'm just going to do them all in one because otherwise i'd have to many blogs to keep up with: #1: Is using pic's of Tiffany Teen: #2: is using pic's of Shannon Bond (saluted): #3: Is using pic's of Renae (saluted Member): #4: Using Pic of Kayla (saluted member): Which is fake? Both using the same pic and different names and ages. #5: Tori 18 years old. or #6: Cobie 26 years old. moving on.. #7: DTQ on fakersbusted meaning there are tonnes of people using those pic's: http://www.fakersbusted
Its Me
Well I am A 27 year old male who lives in 1101 W spruce street in coal township Pennsylvania FOR ALL YOU STALKERS out there lmmfao i am about 6' tall and about 170 pounds I am one of the bigest assholes ya will ever meet oh and if ya dont like me my address is located abuve so ya can come here n do something about it (not a tough guy) bring a gun i have been lookin for someone to off me for a while now well tat is all for now l8terz
How Are You In Bed?
You scored as A Slave To BDSM. Admit it, you like being tied up and being told you've been very naughty. You like teasing your partner and making them squirm, and not letting them be able to do anything about it. Some people think what you do is sick and disgusting, but you know it's all in good fun.A Slave To BDSM100%Sex God78%A Romantic45%Virgin10%How are you in bedcreated with
How Are You In Bed?
You scored as A Slave To BDSM. Admit it, you like being tied up and being told you've been very naughty. You like teasing your partner and making them squirm, and not letting them be able to do anything about it. Some people think what you do is sick and disgusting, but you know it's all in good fun.A Slave To BDSM90%Sex God88%A Romantic40%Virgin13%How are you in bedcreated with
Which Famous Movie Kiss Are You?
Which famous movie kiss are you? Cruel IntentionsYou are the Cruel Intentions kiss!Take The Quiz Now!Quizzes by
Was Going Too
well ok i did take some time away from LC.... why.. well... simple... lies, drama, stupity.... erm....... should i go on? anyways im back... better then ever...... and not tied down to doing only one thing that SOMEONE thought i should do.... i am going to myself for me and no one else... if you dont like me... fuck you... i dont like you either..... :) ok enough said..... carry on LOL
Im Bored!!!!!!!!!!!!
where is everyone!!! im bored i want some love!!! :O(
How Will You Die??
You scored as Disappear. Your death will be by disappearing, probably a camping trip gone wrong or an evening hike you never returned from. Always remeber that one guy who was hiking alone and got in a rock slide. He could have died, but he cut his own hand off to save himself. Don't end up like him (or worse, dead).Disappear87%Suicide80%Bomb60%Natural Causes53%Disease53%Suffocated53%Gunshot47%Posion47%Stabbed40%Eaten33%Drowning
Ways To Order A Pizza
If using a touch-tone, press random numbers while ordering. Ask person taking the order to stop doing that. Ask to see a menu. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation." Tell the order taker a rival pizza place is on the other l ine and you're going with the lowest bidder. Tell them to put the crust on top this time. Ask if you get to keep the pizza box. When they say yes, heave a sigh of relief. Eliminate verbs from your speech. Ask to see a menu. Call to complain about service. Later, call to say you were drunk and didn't mean it. When they say "Will that be all?", snicker and say "We'll find out, won't we?"
How Are You Going To Die?
You scored as Bomb. Your death will be by bombing. You will probably be an innocent bystander, not doing anything wrong and not a person who was targeted at, just in the wrong place at the wrong time.Suicide93%Bomb93%Disappear87%Posion67%Suffocated67%Stabbed60%Disease60%Gunshot47%Accident33%Eaten33%Drowning33%Natural Causes
The Mailman
It was the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood. When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by the whole family there, who congratulated him and sent him on his way with a big gift envelope. At the second house they presented him with a box of fine cigars. The folks at the third house handed him a selection of terrific fishing lures. At the fourth house he was met at the door by a strikingly beautiful woman in a revealing negligee. She took him by the hand, gently led him through the door (which she closed behind him), and led him up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew his mind with the most passionate lovemaking he had ever experienced. When he had had enough they went downstairs, where she fixed him a giant breakfast: eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, and fresh-squeezed orange juice. When he was truly satisfied she poured him a cup of steaming coffee. As she was
Simple Signals
Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn off the lights because they can't see each other using sign language. After several nights of fumbling around and misunderstandings, the wife decides to find a solution. "Honey," she signs, "Why don't we agree on some simple signals? For instance, at night, if you want to have sex with me, reach over and squeeze my left breast one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over and squeeze my right breast one time." The husband thinks this is a great idea and signs back to his wife, "Great idea, Now if you want to have sex with ME, reach over and pull on my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over and pull on my penis 50 times."
Which Religion Is The Right One For You?
You scored as Buddhism. Your beliefs most closely resemble those of Buddhism. Do more research on Buddhism and possibly consider becoming Buddhist, if you are not already. In Buddhism, there are Four Noble Truths: (1) Life is suffering. (2) All suffering is caused by ignorance of the nature of reality and the craving, attachment, and grasping that result from such ignorance. (3) Suffering can be ended by overcoming ignorance and attachment. (4) The path to the suppression of suffering is the Noble Eightfold Path, which consists of right views, right intention, right speech, right action, right livelihood, right effort, right-mindedness, and right contemplation. These eight are usually divided into three categories that base the Buddhist faith: morality, wisdom, and samadhi, or concentration. In Buddhism, there is no hierarchy, nor caste system; the Buddha taught that one's spiritual worth is not based on birth.Buddhism100%Satanism96%Paganism92%atheism79%agnosticism75%Judaism46%Hindu
Starter Pistol
Two guys are in a bar discussing their sex lives. One guy says to the other, "How's your sex life buddy?" The other guy says, "Not too good. Every time me and the missus have sex, she loses interest half-way through. It's very frustrating." The first guy says, "Yeah, I know what you mean. I used to have the same problem, but I found a cure. I hid a starter pistol under the bed. When she started to run out of steam, I simply fired the starter pistol. It gave her such a fright that she got all excited, and couldn't get enough. I wish I'd done it years ago." The other guy says, "OK, I think I'll try that." The next day they are back in the bar again. The first guy says, How did you get on with the starter pistol?" The other guy says, "Don't talk to me about starter pistols! Last night we were having a little 69. As usual, she lost interest half way through, so I fired the starter pistol, just like you said." The first guy says, "So what happened?" The other guy says, "She bit my di
Which Horror Killer Are You?
You scored as Jigsaw. You are Jigsaw. You dont enjoy killing people at all. You instead love to see how far people will go to live. However if it ends in a bloody death, you still sleep with a smile on your face. You are intelligent, and know how to outwit just about anyone. And that spells bad news for anyone who falls into your games of death and torture.Leatherface85%Jigsaw85%Michael Myers80%Buffalo Bill75%Freddy Krueger70%Pinhead70%Candyman60%Jason Voorhees50%Captain Spaulding40%Hannibal Lecter40%Whic
What's Your Kinky Turn On?
You scored as Chains/Handcuffs. Your turn on is handcuffs and chains. You like being cuffed/chained to the bed, or cuffing/chaining your partner down. You love the pure ectasy of being in complete control... or letting someone else have complete control over you. Sex isn't sex without control.Chains/Handcuffs100%Bondage100%Biting92%Blind Folds83%Whips67%Blood17%What's Your Kinky Turn On?created with
What Is Your True Eye Eye Color?
You scored as pink. Your eyes are pink! You love everything and creep me out! Good for you! You are probably the person that helps others before yourself, and are probably very dedicated. Your story is going to have an overly happy ending at this rate!blue100%pink100%purple100%black83%green83%gold67%red50%white50%brown33%What is your true eye eye color?created with
Are You A Prep,slut,goth,or Emo Kid?
You scored as goth. ha ha goth!!!goth85%emo kid35%slut35%prep0%are you a prep,slut,goth,or emo kid?created with
Those That Are My Friends
If you want to remain on my friends, family , fans list please let me know because I have 395 people on here and only hear from maybe 10 at the most. Look forward to hearing from you, if I havent heard from you in a week I will delete ya, sorry
What Is Your True Eye Eye Color?
You scored as blue. Your eyes are blue! You have a habit of only acting kind, no matter what. You bottle your emotions and try to sort them out on your own, no matter the consequences. There is hope. Show more of yourself to more people and you're story will have a happy ending!blue83%pink83%gold83%green67%black67%white67%red33%purple33%brown0%What is your true eye eye color?created with
What Kind Of Gun Are You?
You scored as Glock. You like a small, concealable, nice looking weapon. You\'ve got 11 shots and you plan to use them all in a hurry. You can sneak your pistol practically anywhere and you like the feeling of being underestimated..357 Magnum100%Glock100%Mac 1095%9 Mil70%.44 Magnum70%.4565%.38 Special65%What pistol are you?created with
Are You A Prep,slut,goth,or Emo Kid?
You scored as goth. ha ha goth!!!goth40%prep35%slut25%emo kid25%are you a prep,slut,goth,or emo kid?created with
What Kind Of Fairy Are You?????????
You scored as Saphira. You are Saphira! Your always overprotective of your friends. Your always concerned with what happens with your friends.Roran92%Saphira92%Nasuada92%Durza83%Eragon67%Murtagh of Morzan58%Arya58%Which Eragon character are you?created with
Which Famous Movie Kiss Are You?
Which famous movie kiss are you? Sixteen CandlesYou are the Sixteen Candles kiss!Take The Quiz Now!Quizzes by
What Kind Of Fairy Are You?????????
You scored as Wind. You are a wind fairy capable and smart............Wind75%Starlight67%Nectar67%Jade59%Translucant42%Spring42%Grass33%What kind of fairy are you?????????created with
Thanx All
Just wanna say a massive thanks to everyone that has made me feel sooooo welcome on LC tonight...I never expected such a warm all have been very sweet with your offers of help and your ratings to get me started!! If I haven't managed to get back to any of you yet please don't think i'm being ignorant....still trying to find my way round everything and what it all does.......but I promise i will try to get back to you all in turn as soon as i can!! Once I know what the hell I'm doin LOL Anyway its time for me to go get some sleep but I will be back later and hope to catch up with you all and maybe get to chat for a while....but for now have fun all....hopefully i'll bring some new friends along to make the party bigger hehehehe And a massive thanx to everyone that has posted comments on my pics...ur all very sweet Thankyou Mwaaaaah xxx
What Kind Of Fairy Are You?
You scored as Wind. You are a wind fairy capable and smart............Wind84%Jade83%Starlight75%Translucant67%Nectar67%Spring42%Grass25%What kind of fairy are you?????????created with
Faker: Bri (351731)
ok latest fake... another male... maybe.. lol This "guy" is using 3..4..5.. different guys pic's: This pic (it's main): Is Danny who is a saluted member: This pic "its" using: Is Billy, whom i personally know from my website: he's saluted many times and has made tonnes of sign pic's for members and met at least 4 members in person taking pic's with them. (yes, his profile says his name is "frank" but that's just how they are there, they use different names to mess with newbs."
I Love...
Well as of right now. I've done some stuff lately that I do really regret. Such as I just recently dropped out of high school, and I am in my last year of school. Make sence to you? Doubt it. lol I'm crazy. But other than that. Life is awesome. I oculdn't complain! Today made me right happy! I went shopping, got a bunch of new stuff. I spent the day with my best girl Amber. I had a good time while it lasted! And I got really cute new shoes!
New Scientific Discovery
A major research institution has just announced the discovery of the densest element yet known to science. The new element has been named "Bushcronium." Bushcronium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 224 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 311. These particles are held together by dark forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons. The symbol for Bushcronium is "W". Bushcronium's mass actually increases over time, as morons randomly interact with various elements in the atmosphere and become assistant deputy neutrons in a Bushcronium molecule, forming isodopes. This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientists to believe that Bushcronium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as "Critical Morass". When catalyzed with money, Bushcronium activates Foxnewsium, an element that radiates orders of magni
More Quizzes Why Not? Lol
You scored as sadness. tears of sadness fall from your eyes as they do mine. no matter what happens.. it will blow over and you'll be me.. even though someone hurt you, and you cant forget. you will. time is the healer of all.sadess100%confusion80%anger50%faker0%what colour tears fall from your eyes?created with
Tech Support For Computers 3
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Strokes Reallysuck ,
sorry i was awayfor so longI have never been a pussy for Pain before so when all this hit me, you know I had to be in some REAL Pain. Don't ever also be afraid of getting a second opinion either, I recently had Gall Stones and the first time I went to the hospital they mis-diagnoised me as having Gastric problems then a year later I had another attack and I insisted they were full of #### and told them so and to run the right tests this time. then Viola!! Gallstones the size of golfballs, then after surgery that took a month to heal from I was OK again. Then almost a year to the day I went in for Gall Bladder surgery, I passed and recovered a Kidney Stone big enough to scare the people in the ER. I only knew I had passed it from the sound of it hitting the porcelin Urinal (Clink!)..My reaction was..what the hell was that??!! No, That did not come from my dick did it?!!? Looked at it and it was barbed on one side and smooth on the other...So it must have came smooth side out cause I did
Dead Secret
Warning! Extreme literary licensing was taken in the writing of this story. This story is graphic and contains explicit adult content that may be unsuitable for some readers. This story involves necrophilia and if you are in anyway offended by such material, please do not read further. 'Damn!' choked Scott. His eyes widened as he stared into the reflective, glassy irises of the dead woman he had just tripped over and landed on top of. She was so beautiful, just the way he liked them - dark eyes, pale, flawless skin, long black hair and didn't talk back. His hands had rested in something faintly warm, wet and very sticky. As he looked at them in the diffused moonlight they glistened black-red. His eyes rolled - his two biggest turn ons ever - death and blood; he could feel his cock swell and the muscles in his stomach and his groin tightened with excitement and desire. He looked around him - nobody here, of course, there never was; this cemetery had been abandoned for decades
You Could Boost Your Man Magnetism Sure you meet a few men - but what woman doesn't? You've got to break out of your shell, girl! Get a makeover, gym membership, new wardrobe Because no matter what, dating is a numbers game Are You Attractive?
'how Will You Be Defined In The Sexual Dictionary?
Sherrie -- [adjective]:Like in nature to a human dildo 'How will you be defined in the sexual dictionary?' at
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Random Things O0 Naughty Naughty =p~
I took these quizzes thanks to my sister Bree wo0p ty sis! Jennifer -- [noun]:A perma-orgasm 'How will you be defined in the sexual dictionary?' at You have a sexual IQ of 133 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at Using your hands Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your hands. You are damn good with them, and know how to make your lover feel incredibly sexy with just one caress. Take this quiz at You are charming. You are very bright, and able to completely express yourself verbally. You have a lot of charisma and people are naturally attracted to you. 'What is your seduction style?' at The porno of Marrrvelous's life will be called ... "Victory on Mount Ve
What Jeans Are You?
You Are Boot Cut Jeans You're fashionable and sexy - in an understated way. You're more about looking good than following the latest look of the week. What Style of Jeans Are You?
You Are Mostly Secure In general, you feel confident and together. But the wrong thing can happen, and all of a sudden, you're not feeling so secure. Luckily, your insecurities don't last long... at least, not usually. So the next time you're feeling insecure, try to snap out of it - and remember the confident woman you are! Are You Insecure?
How Bitchy Are You?
You Are 18% Bitchy You are practically an angel - both on the inside and outside. You try to give everyone the benefit of the doubt, and you're even tolerant of bitchiness in others! How Bitchy Are You?
Alcoholic Drink Lol
You Are Champagne A true mystery, no one can quite figure you out... That is, until you start drinking. Then you tend to let loose. You're fun to drink with, but it definitely takes you a few drinks to loosen up. You prefer to date a man who likes the finer things in life... like a five star dinner with that champagne. What Alcoholic Drink Are You?
I Might Take Some Time Responding
im in the army as you all know, well im in kuwait and have little time online. ill write when i can.
What Coffee Are You?
You Are a Cappuccino You're fun, outgoing, and you love to try anything new. However, you tend to have strong opinions on what you like. You are a total girly girly at heart - and prefer your coffee with good conversation. You're the type that seems complex to outsiders, but in reality, you are easy to please What Kind of Coffee Are You?
Please Read
The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for a good man to do nothing
What People Think Of Your Mouth? Hehe
What People Think of Your Mouth People see you both as reserved and sweet. You tend to be very sensitive and detail oriented. The smallest things can please or annoy you. You tend to be internally moody. Perceptive and intuitive, you understand people quickly - though you usually won't tell them. What Does Your Mouth Say About You?
Your Scent is Mango Sultry, sweet, and mellow You enjoy every moment of life! What Scent Are You?
Im A Bloody Boot ;(
You Are Big Black Boots! You can be best described as: attitude You've got lots of it - and you love to give it A guy has to be pretty gusty to hit on you But if he's your type, you'll warm up... a little What Kind of Shoe Are You?
"she's Been Received"
"She's been received" Erotica Fantasy Fiction Lacey received the package within days of its sending. She did not recognize the handwriting on the label, nor did it possess a return address, but she knew who had sent the flogger by its smell. She carefully pulled it from the wrappings as if it were made of fine china. She arranged its tendrils as if they were hair. Lacey did not lust for it. Her desire for pain did not rear up, as curiosity had possessed her suddenly. Sir Steve knew where she was. He had sent this tool as a message. The message was simply this: Sir Steve was the only person who knew about her painful secret. He never told the other members of the staff that she enjoyed pain. Only he could give her the exquisite release that agony offered, and the most intense release came from this cat-o-nine-tails. She knew because it smelled like her. She had soaped it with the oils that she made for him. Sir Steve knew where she was. Therefore, John knew where Sir Steve
Do You Really Want To Hold Out
Women who hold out on their hubbies I've been known to rant here and there and some find it funny or interesting or down right offensive.........oh well. I was listening to a radio show the other day ( i like listenin to morning shows) and the topic was about this cat that wrote a book on relationships. The book suggested that married women withhold from havin sex with their husbands once in awhile and make them more or less work for it or want it more. now we arent talking about a few days here i mean they where talking about holding out for some time. So then they had listeners calling in on the topic and alot of them where agreeing and some disagreed of course. Well allow me to put my 2 cents in. These very same women that are holding out on the sex department are the same ones that have their husbands running around cheatin on them, believe me if you dont want to give it to your husband there are plenty of women who will. These are the same ones that when their marriage f
Here is one of the many stories I love writing! I hope you all enjoy it and leave me lots of comments! Hugs and Sloppy kisses, Shelley My pussy was wet. My head was already swimming in ecstasy and we had barely begun. His skilled hands were gently pumping in and out of me and his talented tongue was finding spots I never knew existed. I questioned where he'd been all my life. I looked down at him, his blonde hair tight in my grip while he buried his face in my hot snatch. I threw my head back not being able to move any other part of my rigid body. Waves washed over me one after the other and I was near passing out I felt so good. He looked up at me and had a sneaky smirk on that boyish face. Blue eyes twinkling with mischief. He came up to kiss me. I tasted all my own juices on his lips and tongue. He thrust it deep within my mouth and as we lip locked we playfully bit one anothers lips. I reached down to feel the massive hard on that he had for me. It was swollen lar
words come to mind words in the air words of love words of care how can a word describe how i feel for thee how can it come close to show the love i have for you how come when we are near my tongue gets tied how is it you know the feelings i have inside my love grows by the second for you alone my love i shall reamin by your side forever more
Your Vibe Is Somewhat Sexy On a good day, you're the sexiest woman in the world But on a bad day, you can't help but feel a little average Try to remember the times you've felt the sexiest... And keep that attitude even on the worst of days How Sexy Is Your Vibe?
Adult Erotica
Hello, And thank you so much for looking at my blog. The content of the majority is to be considered "adult oriented" material, and hence, I do request from you to use your own judgement prior to going any further. DO PLEASE allow me the honor of knowing your feelings of my writings, whatever they may be. I do respect your feelings and thoughts very very much! I enjoy immensely to write poetry, and erotica. There are times where my mind open as a river, thundering down the mountain side only gaining speed and velocity as it progresses towards the ocean. I have a collection of writings that I would like to share here. One day, as crazy as this may sound, I do wish to publish some of these, and perhaps a book (or two.) Please, please though, enjoy reading if you choose to read them, but I can only request and plead to you, and trust in you that you will not plagiarize or re-write my works. If you enjoy them so much as to where you wish to post else where, kindly ad
Tiny Sparks
watching the fire blaze seeing the sparks float away i think of things dear to me i think of you and me i sit here and wonder why how i became such a lucky guy how could love be so grand as you sit here holding my hand i relish in the love you give suprised by the warmth and care baby no matter what my love is here to stay
Starting Out
I don´t have time for all this what am I allowed to do and what not? what are my interests almost anything I have strong opinions on almost everything!!I came here from a link from yahoo..just looking around...added my photos so people know who they´re talking to...I don´t think I´ll come here very often..I´m mostly on yahoo you can chat with me there if you want to? but as most of you seem to be yanks...remember the time difference?anyway...nuff´ll either contact me or you won´t...and scoring points is for leave me outta it??
A Dream Come True
that once were hidden Are now expressed to you. Days that once were stormy Are now the brightest blue. Times that once were lonely Are now filled with pleasure. All that once was mine alone Are now things we both treasure. Nights that once were cold Are now comforting and warm. Fears that once were very real Are now gone with the storm. A heart that once was broken Can now finally mend. A person once alone in life Can now call you a friend. Dreams that once were longed for Are now all coming true. The love I once thought was gone I have now and forever in you.
Is Age Really A Number?
teachers and our students OK get a load of this shyt. I'm peepin out the news as always and they have this 37 year old teacher who is pregnant by a 15 year old and she actually claims she didnt know he was 15. How tha hell do you not know, I mean I'm well aware that some kids look a little older than they really are but come on now let's get real , we all know kids when we run into them, if not by their looks just by the way they act and some of the things they're interested in. The ones that do know they are kids what on earth can these kids do for you as an adult? really now? i guess the advantage is if you want to go out to the bar and fuck around they aint old enough to get in there and catch your azz cheating, and if you want to go out in the streets and fuck around all you have to do is take the car keys or ground them or some shyt like that. And why is it that when its a female teacher getting caught with a male student they rarely get time in the pen behind it or its a
A Friend So True
I need to know if you’re my true friend, will you be by my side until the end? Can I tell you my secrets deep, and trust them in your heart you’ll keep? We are neither of us without our flaws, can you accept mine as I will yours? I’ll be a shoulder to cry on when you’re blue, will you be there for me when I need you? No matter how busy I will make time for you, if you are busy will you make time for me too? I will take your hand and comfort your tears, will you hold me and soothe my fears? I will give you joy and many warm smiles, can we share that even across many miles? I will not forget what’s important to you, will you remember what’s important to me too? With you my most favourite things I’ll share, If only I know do you truly care? If you can accept me as I do you, then I will know you are a friend most true
Let Me Be........... (written By Myself)
let me be the hand, that holds your heart in it's sweet embrace. let me be the lips, that kisses all marks in your face. let me be the sun, that warms the heart in you. let me be the fun, so i can be joyfull too. let me be the river, yeah the river of lust. let me quench your thurst, for i feel i must. let me be the blood, that runs down your vain. just let me be your love, for i will go insane.
Join Me On My Flight
I think that I might fly away, in my hot air balloon, And hide from worldly worries on the dark side of the moon; There’s but one thing I need before I float into the blue: I need a sky companion and I want it to be you. We’ll fly beyond the storm clouds and we’ll watch from up above, I’ll cover you in rainbows as we feel each others’ love; You’ll shower in the stars at midnight in our special place, I’ll dry you with a comet’s tail and kiss your beaming face. Dreamy drifting panorama, changing every day, Every night your loving smile will be my milky way, The moon will wane before us, sailing there in heaven’s height, For nothing else can challenge our love’s everlasting light. Venus shining on us, glowing soft at our devotion, Our daily drifting dalliance in love’s celestial ocean, I’ll write you lovers’ poetry, and you will be my muse, Orion and Andromeda will oversee our cruise. We’ll sleep with clouds as pillows, maybe steal an angel’s wings, Then fly as m
Boyfriends Or Girlfriends?!?!
1.)How many times a day would you kiss me? 2.)How many times a day would you just want to hold me? 3.)Would you take me places? 4.)Would you love me? 5.)If we went out on a date would you have me pay for it? 6.)Would you take me anywhere special? 7.)If I was sick... what would you do? 8.)If we had sex...what would you do afterwards? 9.)If one of my friends tried to get with you what would you do? 10.)Would you tell me? 11.)Would you listen to all my problems and help me solve them? 12.)Would you introduce me to your mom/dad? 13.)Would you care about what I wore when we go out? 14.)Would you go to the club with me? 15.)If your friend tried to get with me what would you do? 16.)If someone tried to fight with me in front of you what would you do? 17.)If a guy/girl tried to talk or dance with me at the club what would you do? 18.)Would you give me your myspace password? 19.)If I gave you mine would yo
Coming Home
How simple my life is now you are here, How I cherish each breath, How I crave the light and laughter you have brought me. I have fallen in love without taking a step, Fallen into the sweetest of dreams, How I hope no one wakes me. The simplest gesture wraps itself around my heart, Where I will hold it forever. Each time we say goodbye a part of me weeps, Though I know it is not forever To my aching soul it is an eternity. I see my happiness shine in your eyes, Every time you hold my hand my heart skips a beat. How sweet life is to be yours; How meaningless life is without you. They know nothing of the loneliness before you Nothing of the empty tears I cried day after day, How did you do it, I ask myself, How did you banish the fear, the darkness? You have made me see that nothing is that bad, That I am strong and worthy of happiness, You have saved me from myself. Everyday I wake up and smile to myself Knowing you are waiting for me, Knowing you can't wai
The Eyes Have It!
you can always tell a person by looking into their eyes,no matter how much hype or b.s. comes out of their mouth, all you have to do is look into their eyes, because their eyes is a window to their soul.
im out of here for a few days, got to love the way we work over here, anyhow. see yall later
Tribes...c.c. Thomas
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Those Born 1930-1979! • So True!!!!
Those Born 1930-1979! TO ALL THE KIDS WHO SURVIVED the 1930's 40's, 50's, 60's and 70's !! First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they were pregnant. They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a can, and didn't get tested for diabetes. Then after that trauma, we were put to sleep on our tummies in baby cribs covered with bright colored lead-based paints. We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, doors or cabinets and when we rode our bikes, we had no helmets, not to mention, the risks we took hitchhiking. As infants & children, we would ride in cars with no car seats, booster seats, seat belts or air bags. Riding in the back of a pick up on a warm day was always a special treat. We drank water from the garden hose and NOT from a bottle. We shared one soft drink with four friends, from one bottle and NO ONE actually died from this. We ate cupcakes, white bread and real butter and drank koo
Love Application
You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover's arms can only come later when you're sure they won't laugh if you trip. For you see, each day I love you more Today more than yesterday and less than tomorrow. My Love is a symbol of eternity. It wipes out all sense of time, destroying all memory of a beginning and all fear of an end. You learn to like someone when you find out what makes them laugh, but you can never truly love someone until you find out what makes them cry. Sometimes we make love with our eyes. Sometimes we make love with our hands. Sometimes we make love with our bodies. Always we make love with our hearts. Where you used to be, there is a hole in the world, which I find myself constantly walking around in the daytime, and falling in at night. I miss you like hell. My Love is missing someone whenever you're apart, but somehow feeling warm inside because you're close in heart. All days are nights to
My Special Day~graduation~
I am having a tough time sleeping because I am about to receive my Associates Degree of Arts & Sciences from college today. Despite the obstacles of non-support from family members, and someone who I thought would stand by me, I am getting this degree with the love & support of my kids and friends from NYC. I have some cool friends online and wish they were here...If I name them, we would be here for a while..but let me say that I love them so much and am glad that I know them. Do u sometimes feel that sometimes u feel all hope is lost, then something good comes along and makes it all better? Well, that is how I feel in getting this degree and in love..I dont want it ever to go away..I want this feeling to last forever & forever!
Just Something I Heard
a woman once said a man is like a deck of playing need...a heart to love him...a diamond to marry him....a club to smash his fucking head in...and...a spade to bury the bastard
"There is no housing shortage in Lincoln today - just a rumour that is put about by people who have nowhere to live." - G.L. Murfin, Mayor of Lincoln "Yes, maam? Right here, this lady. No, she! Yes, right, second row. Next to the guy in the blue shirt, holding her left hand up. It's a he? Sorry about that. Gotta be careful. I'm very sorry. Go ahead! I'm, excuse me, I'm very sorry. Go, ah, I, a thousand apologies, go ahead." - George Bush Sr., Former U.S. President, at a press conference "I have opinions of my own --strong opinions-- but I don't always agree with them." - George Bush, former U.S. President "It is white." - George W. Bush, when asked what the White house was like by a student in East London "...NATO and its allies and the United States." - President George W. Bush Jr. (when he was governor), forgetting that the U.S. is in NATO "If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight." - George Gobel "I wa
Smoking Bans
non smoking bans ok, here we go again folks with another one of my rants...............there has been this huge deal on making places non-smoking and puttin bans on everything yadda yadda yadda, you know the deal. some of it makes sense to me and some i just think are plain stupid and they should leave it alone, i mean dont we have much worse things to worry about then someone thats enjoying a cigerette? work place, yeah i can see that, they have done that here in Houston with several resturaunts in the city limits and i just dont go to them........however the bar scene i have a problem with.......they need to leave that place the people have that right and i agree with it, ya closed up and stuck but you still have to make a places yeah who wants it stuck in their clothing or put up with it, i can understand that, you take your family there and get whatever you need etc...resturaunts, i can semi see, you take ya family there and dont want to be s
If Susan is 10, Arabella is 20, and Jim and Neal are both 5, but Richard is 10, how much is Jennifer by the same system?
You scored as Light. light! You may seem empty and emotionless, because you like to meditate. You may not be emotionless, but nobody except you would know, because you dont show any emotion for you have mastered yourself above such things. Fire83%Light83%Wind67%Darkness67%Earth33%What Element Lies within you?(PICS)created with
Tonight I looked up at the stars, And I wondered where you are. Tonight I gazed upon the moon, In hopes that I would see you soon. Tonight I've been thinking of you, Have you been thinking about me, too? Tonight my heart is full of fear, 'Cause you are there and I am here. Tonight I will have a dream, And all too real it will seem. Tonight you'll look oh so fine, But It will all be in my mind. Tonight you won't even know, That I still love you so. I cannot caress your soft skin, Or run my fingers through your hair. For it's only your picture I see, An image is all that's there. I can admire your beauty, To which I must stare. Your chin, your mouth, your nose and eyes, All add to a face so fair. I hope that you can accept, How much I really care. A person who loves you more, You shan't find anywhere. Down the road, I see a day, When my feelings we'll both share. 'Cause the way I feel without you, I can only so long bare.
And What A Game It Was!
Today Is Sad Day Number Two
Today was my brothers Military Funeral, he was only 27 years old, today I understood for the first time what it was like to stand there, to see a flag given, to a grieving widow, I never felt such sorrow in all my life, but today was also the day I saw a dream of My brothers Fullfilled he was given full honors, one of his friends who is in the military was asked to carry and present the flag, and to carry and present the urn, it was very hard to stand there and listen to Taps being played it was hard to accept that he was really gone, I still have this sense that he is just going to walk thru the door, and everything is going to be alright, maby I can never let him die, because in my heart he will always be there, and in my mind I will never stop thinking that he is going to show up at my door and say hey lets go for a car ride, lets just get out of here just you and me,I hope he is doing well where he may be. to My brother and Fellow Solider Rest in Peace, you died with Honor, yo
in every one's lives there are choices we come 2 know we have to make, for me i made a lot of choices in my life some good and also some bad but as i grow older i knew i could learn from my choices i have always believed if you can live the life you believed in you will have everything you need to reach for your dreams yet i have not reached for mine and i don't know if i ever will i will find confidence in myself that will make each challenge easier to face
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I Am Falling In Love
Every time I see your face and I hear your voice, It stirs up feelings inside that I've never felt before. Was it the words you said that made me feel this way? Maybe it was the touch of your hand and the smile on your face. I think I'm falling in love with you. Is this love that I'm feeling inside? Is this love that is burning my heart, And keeping me up at night. Oh, Lord, I don't even know what to do. I think I'm falling in love with you. I always lose control when your by my side. You have become the light of my life. I always enjoy the time I spend with you. Because nothing makes me feel the way you do. I think I'm falling in love with you. You are my best friend and my only true love. I'm sure that you were sent from heaven above. Today is the first day of the rest of our lives. And our future is beginning to look so bright. I think I'm falling in love with you.
Lets Talk About "so-called" Censorship
OK lets talk about censorship Well i'm back at it again folks what can i say, so much to say and so little time to say it. And again as always if you dont like what i'm saying then why are you reading this? and the rest of you are just as sick and demented as i am... heh heh heh. now i wanna talk about censorship, i dont even know if thats what i would call it. lets take sponge bob for example, kids love him, personally i dont see the attraction but hey the kids luv him none tha less, so here we have this cartoon character and the creators ( who are making millions) captivate the kids and entertain them for hours on end. all of a sudden we got all these cats runnin round talkin bout " oooooh noooooo ya cant have him on TV he's gay"............wdf HE IS A CARTOON CHARACTER a friggin SPONGE now i aint tha brightest candle in the box but last i knew sponges especially cartoon sponges didnt have a sex.........but i could be wrong i'm no marine biologist either. so now we have the wond
Im a sucker for a good put are some of my favorites 1-Your cock is so small you have to part your pubic hair to take a piss. 2-Your dick is so little you piss on your own balls. 3-your penis is so tiny your sperm comes out single file. 4-treat yourself tonight, switch hands. 5-You're as useless as a cock in Rosie O'Donnells mouth. 6-Your breath is so bad it smells like diarreah thats been microwaved. 7-Your teeth are so nasty, it looks like you brushed your teeth with a turd. 8-Do you like fitness? How about fitness dick in your mouth, bitch.
Single Parents And The Dating Scene #1
single parents and the dating scene #1 Well hello to all it is the "deviantone" back at it again. i've chosen to tittle this one "single parents and the dating scene#1" mainly because there are sooooo many subjects to touch on with this topic. now when you read this dont get it twisted, i am NOT ragging on single parents, i am NOT dogging out single parents, i am NOT trying to degrade single parents. it takes alot of work for two people to raise a child so hats off to one person that can successfully do it. now on with the program. i was listenin to a radio show today and there was a woman on there who was a single parent of two children and she was rather upset because she would date guyz and when they found out she was a single parent they would run faster than a teenager who just got caught in his girlfriends bedroom in the middle of the night. So as she expressed her anger her question was "why are guys jerks when they find out you have kids?" that brought forth to
Aight What Are Some People Thinking?
aight whats with people Hello again folks, yeahhhhhhhhh i'm back at it again who woulda known right?? i mean ME? lil ole me back at it bein opinionated? never !!! anyway go get a load of this , and this is not the first times its happend and it sure wont be the last. i'm on this website right, and for all practical purposes we're gonna leave it nameless. so i'm on this website and its geared towards a dating site or a site to have sex right.......geared towards ADULTS...we will say its something like OBC ( some of yall know that and for those who dont ask your friends because i bet they DO ) of course you put your profile pic up and yes you're going to have some women showing the world their "world" and you're going to have men doing the same thing......(nothing wrong with that by the way i'm all for it)............and then there is ALWAYS a few simple people that dont have it all upstairs that have a picture of their "KID" up there( now keep in mind we arent talking about s
Beer And Female Hormones
This is serious stuff...Beer contains female hormones! Last month, National University of Lesotho scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women. To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects: Argued over nothing. Refused to apologize when obviously wrong. Gained weight. Talked excessively without making sense. Became overly emotional. Couldn't drive. Failed to think rationally Had to sit down while urinating. No further testing was considered necessary.
Girl In Love With A Girl
First timer here but now about what I am going to share. When me and my baby get together we like to take our time. She slowly looks at me with those seductive eyes and begins to whisper sweet somethings in my ear. All the while she is slowly kissing, nibbling, sniffing and sucking all around my ear and neck. The neck drives me crazy! She makes her way down my back and slowly touches, caresses and kisses me. Now she is slowly stroking my arms, stomach and breasts. Slowly she makes her way up to my breast w/her mouth. She saves my nipples for last. I love when she sucks on my nipples slowly and long. She kises me on the mouth as much as possible and make me go weak. Now she is kissing me all over my legs and even sucks on my toes slowly. I love it slow! She makes her way back up to my behind and kisses me till I squeal. Believe it or not she begins to lick around my rectum and on it and I go wild. (must be extremely clean to do that!!!) Now she is going towards my Kitty Kat! Always mo
Golf Caddies
Bob approached the clerk behind the counter in the pro shop and said, "I would like 18 holes of golf and a caddie." The clerk behind the counter says, "The 18 holes of golf is no problem, but all of the caddies are out on the course. What I will do for you is this. We just got 8 brand new robot golf caddies. If you're willing to take one with you out on the course and if you will come back and tell me how well it works, your round of golf is on me today." Bob anxiously accepted the man's offer. He approached the first tee, looked at the fairway and said, "I think my driver will do the job." The robot caddie turned to the man and said, "No sir. Use your #3 wood. A driver is far too much club for this hole." Hesitantly, Bob pulled out his 3 wood, made good contact with the ball, and the ball landed about 10 feet to the right front of the hole on the green. Delighted, turned to the robot and thanked him for his assistance. As Bob pulled out his putter, he s
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You Belong To Me
See the pyramids along the Nile Watch the sun rise on a tropic isle Just remember, darling, all the while You belong to me. See the marketplace in old Algiers Send me photographs and souvenirs But just remember when a dream appears You belong to me. I'll be so alone without you Maybe you'll be lonesome too Fly the ocean in a silver plane Watch the jungle when it's wet with rain Just remember till you're home again You belong to me You belong to me I'll be so alone without you Maybe you'll be lonesome too Fly the ocean in a silver plane Watch the jungle when it's wet with rain Just remember till you're home again You belong to me You belong to me You belong to me
This Majic Moment
This magic moment So different and so new Was like any other Until I kissed you And then it happened It took me by surprise I knew that you felt it too By the look in your eyes Sweeter than wine (sweeter than wine) Softer than a summer night (softer than a summer night) Everything I wanna have (everything, everything) Whenever I hold you tight This magic moment (this magic moment) While your lips are close to mine Will last forever Forever till the end of time Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh Oh-oh-oh-oh Sweeter than wine (sweeter than wine) Softer than a summer night (softer than a summer night) Everything I wanna have Whenever I hold you tight This magic moment While your lips are close to mine Will last forever Forever till the end of time Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh Oh-oh-oh-oh Oh-oh-oh-oh Oh-oh-oh-oh Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh Oh-oh-oh-oh Magic, oh-oh-oh Magic, oh-oh-oh Magic, oh-oh-oh
Great Balls Of Fire
You shake my nerves and you rattle my brain Too much love drives a man insane You broke my will, oh what a thrill Goodness gracious great balls of fire I learned to love all of Hollywood money You came along and you moved me honey I changed my mind, looking fine Goodness gracious great balls of fire You kissed me baba, feels good Hold me baby, I only love you like a lover should Your fine, so kind I wanna tell this world that your mine mine mine I chew my nails and I tweedle my thumbs I'm really nervous but it sure is fun Come on baby, drive me crazy Goodness gracious great balls of fire Well kiss me baby, feels good Hold me baby I only love you like a lover should Your fine, so kind I wanna tell this world that your mine mine mine I chew my nails and I tweedle my thumbs I'm real nervous 'cause it sure is fun Come on baby, drive me crazy Goodness gracious great balls of fire
Oh, Donna, Oh, Donna Oh, Donna, Oh, Donna I had a girl Donna was her name Since she left me I've never been the same 'cause I love my girl Donna, where can you be? Where can you be? Now that you're gone I'm left all alone All by myself To wander and roam 'cause I love my girl Donna, where can you be? Where can you be? Darlin', now that you're gone I don't know what I'll do All the time and all my love for you I had a girl Donna was her name Since she left me I've never been the same 'cause I love my girl Donna, where can you be? Where can you be? Darlin', now that you're gone I don't know what I'll do All the time and all my love for you I had a girl Donna was her name Since she left me I've never been the same 'cause I love my girl Donna, where can you be? Where can you be? Oh, Donna, Oh, Donna Oh, Donna, Oh, Donna Oh, Donna, Oh, Donna Oh, Donna, Oh, Donna
I'm so young and you're so old This, my darling, I've been told I don't care just what they say 'Cause forever I will pray You and I will be as free As the birds up in the trees Oh, please stay by me, Diana Thrills I get when you hold me close Oh, my darling, you're the most I love you but do you love me Oh, Diana, can't you see I love you with all my heart And I hope we will never part Oh, please stay with me, Diana Oh, my darlin', oh, my lover Tell me that there is no other I love you with my heart Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh Only you can take my heart Only you can tear it apart When you hold me in your loving arms I can feel you giving all your charms Hold me, darling, hold me tight Squeeze me baby with all your might Oh, please stay with me, Diana Oh, please, Diana Oh, please, Diana Oh, please, Diana
Dream Lover
Every night I hope and pray a dream lover will come my way A girl to hold in my arms and know the magic of her charms 'cause I want (I want) a girl (a girl) to call (to call) my own (my own) I want a dream lover so I don't have to dream alone Dream lover, where are you with a love, oh, so true? And I hand that can hold, to feel you near as I grow old? 'cause I want (I want) a girl (a girl) to call (to call) my own (my own) I want a dream lover so I don't have to dream alone Someday, I don't know how, I hope she'll hear my plea Some way, I don't know how, she'll bring her love to me Dream lover, until then, I'll go to sleep and dream again That's the only thing to do, till all my lover's dreams come true 'cause I want (I want) a girl (a girl) to call (to call) my own (my own) I want a dream lover so I don't have to dream alone Dream lover, until then, I'll go to sleep and dream again That's the only thing to do, till all my lover's dreams come
I Got Angry, I Wrote Something, It Sucks.. But Here It Is.
Come-back Girl Hey beautiful, want to take a walk with me? Let’s just be together for a few hours and watch TV. I love you and you love me, let’s live together. Pay your rent? Make you happy? Meet your needs? I won’t tolerate the way you treat me anymore. It was great at first, but it’s not like that anymore. I don’t care for your excuses. They don’t work anymore. It’s over. I’m out of here. Gain some independence, why don’t you? We can’t go on the way we used to anymore. Nothing happens the way you want it to anymore. I’m not going to be your come-back girl anymore. Your toss-me-aside-then-try-to-pick-me-back-up girl. Your “let’s just pretend that never happened” girl. It happened, deal with it. The good old times are just that, OLD. You can’t make up for what happened back then. You run away then come back again. I won’t be waiting for you on the sidelines. Shove off. I wish it were that way. I’m too nice to push you away. Let’s just pretend that never
I Need To...
i really need to get to a level 5 cherry so i can post mummmms!!! so plz comment and rate me like crazy,lol,i need it!!!
Letters To Penthouse
You know what ruins sex for a lot of people? The letters to Penthouse magazine. Have you ever read them? Me neither, but a friend of mine did and he told me... What they have are letteres written by presumably normal people like ourselves, and we read them and go, "Where does this happen? I've never heard anything like this. I'VE picked up hitchhikers, they didn't do any of that. They just got out of the car when we got there and left." And all these boasting figures: "I've never considered myself big, but at eleven inches..." Oh come on, My LEG is eleven inches. They don't realize I want these letteres to be true. I'm rooting for them. And if it doesn't sound exactly true, I'll bend the truth. I'll work around it, give them the benefit of the doubt. Because they start off normal enough: "I went down to get the mail, but to my surprise, the regular mailman had been replaced by a beautiful blonde woman..." Okay, that's not crazy. Why not? A blond person delivers his mail- ma
Words & Phrases
Imagine If This Were You!!!
If you care about someone! Body: I was walking around in a store. I saw a cashier hand this little boy his money back saying "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy This doll." Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?" The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for 5 minutes while she went to look around. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. "It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for this Christmas. She was so sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her." I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus will bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my
Why I Am Putting An End To Al-key
When i get drunk i get stupid and when i get stupid i make mistakes and ultimately i hurt him. I love him so much i couldn't sit there and lie... even though every breath in my body wants to just give up and let me slip away to nothing. It's not as bad as you think but it's not nothing... and "I love you" can never begin to cover how you make me feel sometimes... fear is no where near a strong enough word either... there are so many things i want to tell you but where do i begin and how do i know if it's all me or if you feel the same? I've never been one to just throw myself in the deepand and expect i know how to swim... but for you i would do anything so into the deepend i go... I'll just pray all night for you to call... I love you...
Anyone Wanna Chat?
Whats up I am new to this bored and would like to talk to anyone.. whats going on?
split up with my girl today. fun fun, guess its for the better, shges still fucked int he head over her ex husband. yay for me. looks like imsingle again
ok... so here I am again... hating people and this site sucks ASS
Ramble, Ramble, And More Ramble
This is gonna be a huge rambling blog probably...get over it. Why is it that every time I try to fix something in my all goes wrong? It's like I can never get a head and I keep taking steps backward. I hate it and I feel so weak and powerless like there is nothing I can ever do that is good enough. I try not to regret and look at things like this...everything happens for a reason. I'm just tired of waiting for the reason. My impatientness is getting the best of me. Grrrrr. Sometimes I just wish I could sleep my problems away. Its horrible I know but I do. But solving our problems and working through them is what makes us stronger(supposidly) but its leaving me feeling weaker. I can't even relax!! The more I try not to dwell on things the more I do. I can't icnore whats there and what is always gonna be there...or whats not there and never is gonna be there which ever the case may be. Sometimes I just feel soo a lone like no one truelly understands all that I feel even when t
Home Sweet Home
tonigth i've seen so beautiful pics of both edmonton and toronto .. and i now know i will one day live there.. its a dream.. and i see and hear everyday .. follow your dreads... dont let you dreams go. im gonna follow my dreams one day =) nomatter what everyone here in swe thinks.. cant let me dreams go just cuz ppl here might not like it. why shoudl i give up my dreams for them ? are they worth it? who know.. my dreams will be true
Hidden Truths...
Hey... How is everyone? Tonight was a wierd experience. My friends and I went to Chili's tonight and there was atleast 10 of us there. So we had a huge booth and a small booth to fit everyone. Everyone is chatting and having a good ole time. I had a couple of drinks and had a very slight buzz going. As I am sitting there watching everyone I realize at that moment that I was the only one sitting at the long booth and everyone was sitting crunched laughing and having fun in the small booth. I was alone... and I realized at that moment that I did not really belong. The people I hang with are 18,19 and early 20's. I know alittle younger then me, but they are cool to hang with. Maybe I felt like that because I was alittle buzzed or maybe I have always felt like that just did not realize it until I had to be buzzed. Maybe I am just thinking to much about it and it is really nothing. Oh, and Karl, this stays here. More to come later....
Invincible??? Me????
Thinking Of Another
I sit here with one as I think of another. Torn with no ending desperate for happiness listening to others silence I stay but within I know I am but alone with one. Bitter tears I know
My Father My Hero
ok here i am sitting at my computer too late at night worried, this is how i've spent every night for the past 2 weeks, for those who don't know my father is ill right now and i have been taking care of him, which is so not the way things are supposed to be like, I am daddy's girl and he has always been my stable foundation, he kept me grounded no matter what shit i pulled growing up he was there, so now i'm there for him, but i'm finding it too difficult for me, i mean i know i have the skills, training and the knowledge to care for him, but it just seems to me that he now looks old, he has never seemed old to me even at 82, but the past 2 weeks it seems like he has aged a lifetime, and my family and i know that he will be gone from ours lives sooner than we had aticipated which really sucks because i still need him i know that sounds selfish but dammit i am selfish when it comes to my father i'm so not ready for us our time to end and i know it wont be forever but still i sometimes t
This Sums It Up
Better Banana Bread
Ingredients: 1 cup mashed very ripe banana (about 3 small) 7-1/4 teaspoons Equal® for Recipes* or 24 packets Equal® sweetener or 1 cup Equal® Spoonful* 1/2 cup plain fat-free yogurt 4 tablespoons margarine, melted 1 egg 1 egg white 1 teaspoon vanilla 2 cups all-purpose flour 1 teaspoon baking powder 1/2 teaspoon baking soda 1/4 teaspoon salt 1/4 to 1/2 cup walnut pieces (optional) *Equal® is a registered trademark of the Merisant Company Instructions: Beat banana, Equal®, yogurt, margarine, egg, egg white, and vanilla at medium speed in large bowl until blended; beat at high speed 1 minute. Add combined flour, baking powder, baking soda, and salt, mixing just until ingredients are moistened. Stir in walnuts, if desired. Pour batter into one 8-1/2 x 4-inch greased and floured loaf pan, or three 5-5/8 x 3-1/4-inch loaf pans. Bake at 350 degrees F until bread is golden and toothpick inserted in center comes out clean, 55 to 65 minutes for large loaf, 35 to 40 min
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Baked Chicken With Vegetables
Ingredients: 4 sliced potatoes 6 sliced carrots 1 large quartered onion 1 raw chicken - cleaned and cut into pieces, skin removed 1/2 cup water 1 teaspoon thyme 1/4 teaspoon pepper Instructions: 1. Preheat oven to 400 degrees. 2. Place potatoes, carrots and onions in a large roasting pan. 3. Put chicken pieces on top of the vegetables. 4. Mix water, thyme and pepper. Pour over chicken and vegetables. 5. Spoon juices over chicken once or twice during cooking. 6. Bake at 400 degrees for one hour or more until browned and tender. Nutritional Information: 160 Calories; 32g Total Carbohydrates; 2g Total Fat; 0g Saturated Fat; 15mg Cholesterol; 6g Protein; 310mg Sodium; 5 g Fiber
Everytime i sneak into someones private pics, the fuckin damn site goes doooolaaaalyyyy WTF!!! lmfaooooooooooooooooo :o)
Blade Steaks Marinated W/jalapeno Chiles&cilantro
Ingredients: 2 pounds pork blade steak, 3/4 inch thick (about 6 chops) Adobo seasoning with cumin (to taste) Juice from 3 limes 2 jalapeño chiles, stemmed, seeded and minced 1/4 cup chopped cilantro Instructions: Sprinkle adobo seasoning onto both sides of pork. Combine juice, chiles and cilantro in large resealable plastic bag Add seasoned pork and seal bag. Marinate in refrigerator 30 minutes. Remove pork from bag; discard marinade. Grill pork over medium-hot coals 5 to 6 minutes on each side or until barely pink in center. DO NOT OVERCOOK. Nutritional Information: Calories: 140 Fat: 8 grams Cholesterol: 60 milligrams Carbohydrates: 0 Protein: 17 grams Sodium: 45 milligrams Saturated Fat: 3 grams
Bored Enough To Do A Survey
1. Do you still have all your real teeth? Nope, had them pulled for braces. 2. If you could look like any celebrity, who would it be? No one 3.How much $ is in you wallet right now? bwahahahahaha 4.Have you ever had braces? Yup 5. Do you go tanning? GO tanning.........? I go Burning! 6. Everyone says theyre funny but be honest, are you? least I think so and that's what really matters 7. Do you have big feet? Compared to?.......... 8. Do you wear underwear every day? Who's? 9. Are most of your friends older or younger than you? About the same age 10. Do you have more than 5 best friends? Nah 11. Confess, who have you kissed on your top 8? I don't have a top 8........whew! Got outta that...LOL 12. Do you like cheese? Yummmm Ceeeeeeeeese 13. How many tattoos do you have? 11 14. Do you like your hair? When I don't, I just buy more.......ha ha 15. There can be only one True or False: true 16. Have you
I'm so excited.. it's almost here. This is like christmas for me and my bunch. We love samhain, halloween, all hallow's eve and whatever else you might want to call it... I hope all you fellow cherry peeps out there have a great one.. have a blessed samhain!!
Bluefield Girl Raped!
A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right p
You Were a Coyote Brutally honest, you encourage people to show their true selves. You laugh at life - none of it can be taken too seriously. What Animal Were You In a Past Life?
Hmmm 4 Sins Are A Tie
You scored as Pride. Pride44%Sloth44%Envy44%Lust44%Gluttony19%Greed19%Wrath6%Seven deadly sinscreated with
What does your birth month reveal about you? NovemberHas lots of extraordinary ideas. Difficult to fathom. Thinkforward. Unique. brilliant. Sharp thinking. Fine, strong clairvoyance. make good doctors. Dynamic. Secretive. Inquisitive. Know how to dig secrets. Always thinking. Less talkative. amiable. Brave. generous. Patient. Stubborn. hardhearted. Determined. Never quit. Hardly become angry unless provoked. Love to be alone. Think differently. Sharp-minded. Motivate self. Dont appreciate praises. Highspirited. Well-built, tough. Deep love, emotions. Romantic. Uncertain in relationships. Homely. Hardworking. High abilities. Trustworthy. Honest. Keepsecrets. Cant control emotions. Unpredictable.Take The Quiz Now!Quizzes by
Hey all, as you know i havent been on at all within the past week or 2....and probably for at least another week. My computer died and i have a sincere lack of funding for a new one. If you guys want to be amazing and help me out at all please click the button above and i will love you forever!!!!
We Made A Profile Together
WE MADE A PROFILE TOGETHER SO U ALL SHOULD ADD US ON THERE TOO....HERE IS THE LINK... sexy juggalo couple~ dark lotus~@ LostCherry
Computer Is Finally Fixed
It sure as hell took me a while but I finally fixed this sonofabitch.
Hmmmm Pick Up Joint
hmmmm I dont' think Last Cherry is a place to meet other who are interested in anything other thatn sex and sex and meeting people to have sex. All I am seeing is SEX SEX SEX. Not that I am against sex.. I am not I actually enjoy sex but not looking for it here or there or ANYWHERE. But I will be honest I find everytime I come on here I almost feel like I am in a porno store. I don't know if this is my venue. That is ok if it isn't. I was hoping to meet people who thought beyond t&A and I have met one.... but that is it. I was hoping to chew the fat about books and other interests you know OTHER things beside how big my boobs are and how hot I might looK. It is really hard to meet people now adays with similar interest. I really really wish that there was a writers group (doesnt have to be proffessional!! could be just people's interest in books!!) or even just personal interests in LIFE. Owell I will try it out for a bit longer. It is fun to blog, even if it isn't about my orgasms an
Dana's Threesome With Tom & Ron
Dana's Threesome With Tom & Ron by d3catwoman © [Author's Note: These people are real. Dana represents the author. Tom is her lover who is 17 years younger. Ron is a man she has known for many years and recently became intimate with. The names have been changed to protect the very naughty.] Tom is returning to the area in December and Dana will finally be able to have the threesome she has wanted for sometime. As soon as Tom tells her when he will be back in town, she contacts Ron and they set up how the three of them will get together. It is decided that since Tom and Ron don't know each except what Dana has told them about each other, that it would be a good idea to meet for drinks. They pick a place that is close to Dana's apartment. This is her idea, as she knows this will be important because she is very sure that they won't be there long. They arrange to meet in the parking lot and walk in together. Ron has been given a description of the car and the license plate numb
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door. "Hurry!" she said, "stand in the corner." She quickly rubbed baby oil all over him and then she dusted him with talcum powder. "Don't move until I tell you to," she whispered. "Just pretend you're a statue." "What's this, honey?" the husband inquired as he entered the room. "Oh, it's just a statue," she replied onchalantly. "The Smiths bought one for their bedroom. I liked it so much, I got one for us too." No more was said about the statue, not even later that night when they went to sleep. Around two in the morning the husband got out of bed, went to the kitchen and returned a while later with a sandwich and a glass of milk. "Here," he said to the 'statue', "eat something. I stood like an idiot at the Smiths' for three days and nobody offered me as much as a glass of water."
D.p. Gets D.p.'ed
D.P. Gets D.P.'ed by gorgeousgypsygirl © Lots of people thought Diana Patricia Marquez was a slut. It didn’t take a huge amount of imagination to figure out why: she was Pam Anderson’s body double, but with her dark skin, hair, and eyes, she could throw any guy into a state of erotic excitement. Plus, she dressed like a slut. More to the point, she dressed to accentuate her huge boobs, flat stomach, and long, shapely legs. Today, for example, she was wearing a low-cut, green baby tee over a bra that barely covered the nipples of her 36DD tits and a black miniskirt that swished in the wind and let anxious onlookers discover that she did, in fact, wear thongs. D.P. smiled as she strutted across campus to her next class, her high heels clicking on the sidewalk. She was enjoying herself immensely. She knew everyone thought she was a slut, but she couldn’t have cared less. She was simply a gigantic tease, and the best way to flirt, she thought, was to get guys’ attention and hold it
You scored as Mysterious. You wish to hide who you are from all those around you. You find it very hard to trust people. You also may enjoy the fun that comes from playing mind games with others around you.My advice Get out there and reveal the true you if only to one person!Mysterious92%Passion75%Eyes full of Pain58%Diamond Eyes42%What do your eyes reveal about you?(PICS!)created with
A man goes to the doctor with a swollen leg. After a careful examination, the doctor gives the man a pill big enough to choke a horse. "I'll be right back with some water," the doctor tells him. The doctor has been gone a while and the man loses patience. He hobbles out to the drinking fountain, forces the pill down his throat and gobbles down water until the pill clears his throat. He hobbles back into the examining room. The doctor comes back with a bucket of warm water. "Ok, after the tablet dissolves, you should soak that leg for at least 30 minutes."
Myspace Sucks!
so i sent out some invites to this place to my friends on Myspace and Wham My myspace profile got deleted for and i quote spamming/flaging blah. Fuck MySpace Have a good Day :)
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Your Mate?
Kindness Kindness is most important in a boyfriend/girlfriend. You want someone who will go through everything with you - the best moments and the worst, and all of those other moments in between. You love to be able to say anything to your partner, and have them say anything to you. You are able to be extremely close with your partner for that reason. Take this quiz at
Kill The Fairy
Open your angel eyes wide don't get lost in the lavender sky shake all the stars from your hair taste your sweet, salty, bitter skin cut the poison from your tongue dont sleep beneath the candy acid sun please don't follow the fairy dust Don't sleep too heavy in your cherry blossom bed peel the razor peddles from your skin don't get lost in the fairy dust don't look at the fairy don't look at the fairy that fairy's not pretty she's ugly, evil, and deadly are you still dying are you still dying Peddle red, peddle blue, kill the fairy end the doom peddle red, peddle blue, the girl power will save you peddle red, peddle blue, if you're crazy then so am i are you still dying in the fairy dust are you still dying are you still dying kill the fairy
Curing The Break Up Blues
Curing the Break Up Blues by tbs04 © A break up is always a hard thing to go through especially if you're the breakee and not the breaker. That's the position I recently found myself in as my girlfriend of the last 3 years decided to call it quits. I cant say I was wholly surprised when she told me, we hadn't been getting along for weeks, but as the reality of the situation set in, the depression came along with it. I spent the next few weeks immersing myself in work in order to keep my mind off of things. I was crashing at a buddy's apartment until I could find my own place, which only helped to add insult to injury. I was in pretty rough shape. Then, one fateful Friday night, I decided it was time to stop living like a hermit and get out of the house for a while in an attempt to enjoy myself. I decided to go alone because I wasn't in the mood for the "long time, no see" harassment I was sure to get if I had met up with friends. I chose a local bar that has cheap Guinness a
Cum Party
Cum Party by 15inches © My name is Chris and I had to share an experience I had with 3 of the sexiest and sluttiest girls that I met through my College roomate. Before I get into the details though I should tell the readers a bit about myself. I am 18 years of age, I have light brown hair and blue eyes, 6-2 205 pounds with a well toned body that is almost completely hairless. Although my most impressive trait is my cock and balls, 15 and 1/4 inches long and 9 and 1/2 inches in circumference, my ball sack is softball sized and my balls are the size of lemons. All the girls I fooled around with in high school were inexperienced when it came to big dicks, as a result, they were too afraid to let me fuck them. Thankfully, most of them liked to play with my balls and lick and suck my cock, especailly it's peach sized head. Usually the muscles in their arms or their jaw would give out before they could bring me to orgasm. Only a few girls expereinced the enoromity of my orgasms. I can s
Letter Fm John D.wildeisen
Mon, 22 Dec 2003 21:41:16 -0800 SUBJECT: Thank you Jim, I would like to take a moment and sincerely thank you and Cat for the amount of time you have spent on all of our projects so far. I remember 2.5 years ago, when we first started discussing import and export possibilities between us, I had a feeling in my heart, a yearning in my mind and a voice inside of me that said..."Seize this opportunity and never let it die! Do whatever it takes to succeed!" You, Kevin, Cat and I have been able to bring us to the verge of greatness because of a common thread... the willingness to say to ouselves one day, "I made it, I was victorious, I am successful, because I never gave up hope! Keep your mind open and seize the moment!" I raise my glass and toast to you Jim, Cat and Kevin! Thank you for enabling me to experience what it is like to earn success...through hard work and diligence...we are now about to take the leap in
Cum In Me (kim's Birthday)
Cum In Me (Kim's Birthday) by PepperTed © “Cum in me” Kim’s moan extended, ”yes baby, cum in me.” The little horny blonde, stretched her arse that little bit more. Allowing me greater access to her sweet hot fucking pussy. How I had longed to get my cock in her cunt. To spread her pussy lips, and push my entire length into her steamy little box. Rose, ever loving and patient Rose, was slowly inserting a finger in my arse. Kim let out another moan “My pussy is well fucked, and was made for fucking. I’d love to feel two cocks, oh ahh, yeah babe, get that cock right in there.” Lifting her little pale Singlet, I was able to rub her tits, those nipples were so hard. “Twist my nipples, harder.” Michelle was sitting back now, letting Kim slowly finger fuck her. Ronnie had disappeared into the back both with Alison and a few others, that all looked like fun. My cock was rubbing on the material of Kim’s little undies, fuck I was really loving this root. Those undies
Cum Hungry
Cum Hungry by Grandflasher C. © Billy was shit out of luck. His problem was that he was just an average Joe - but he was really, REALLY average! He was 25 years old, working as a delivery man, and not a bad person. But he just couldn't get laid. It wasn't that he was ugly or fat or anything else like that. He had ordinary looks with an ordinary body (bordering on the chubby side, though). He wasn't too tall, but at the same time, he wasn't very short. The same could be said about his personality - as was very apparent every time he tried to pick up any girls. At bars, most girls would give Billy the once-over, and then go somewhere else. When he was able to start a conversation with someone of the opposite sex, they would eventually lose interest in him, and then look for a muscular jock instead. The biggest problem was that Billy knew that he could satisfy these women! He happened to be in possession of a very large cock - thick, very hard when erect, and coming close to 10 i
Just Had To Share...
In the year 2006 hope this doesn't offend anyone, but I just had to share it with everyone that I could...For all my family, friends and fans... Buried at
In high school i took a test and one of the questions on the test was: If friendship was a color what color would it be and why? This was my answer: If friendsship was a color it wouldnt be just one it would be all the colors of the rainbow because true friends blend band together. true friends are the ones that you can count on to always be there just like all the colors in a rainbow. So now you know the question and youve seen my answer. So what is your answer? if you read this you have to answer. p.s this is a true story
I Need Someone
Why won't the pain go away? I feel it everyday. I feel as if my world has crushed. I feel as if I've lost everyone's trust. To get up in the morning each and every day, Is as painful as seeing my life in a rainy way. To live this life is the question, To make me know the true confession. Shall I go or shall I stay? Should I take this life away? Would people care to see me gone... To see me lie dead at the break of dawn? Would anyone care, would anyone cry? Or would they just turn away and sigh? Does anyone know my pain, can they say they've been there too? Does anyone feel as lonely adna s broken as I do? Could someone rub my back for me, And tell me everything will be ok? Could someone sit beside me, And tell me I'll make it through the day? I need someone to tell me I'm strong. I need someone to tell me that my heart will go on. I want someone beside me to tell me they love me so. I'll be happy to give my all to them, as long as they won't go. Too
Sex Intelligence Quotionent
You have a sexual IQ of 160 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at
The end of last week I put my kite into the trees for the first time and managed to put a hole in it. Well, since doing that the wind has not dropped below 12 knots with outgoing tides most of the day. Today, 20-25 knots. still no kite!!! posted a pic, some guys on a cat snapped some rigging so I took some rope down and helped fix it. Instead of calling it a day though and suffering kite withdrawal, I said I would help sail the cat back with them. So, here I was ploughing through the surf, stoked to be on the water, when a kilometre out to sea coming down after hitting a wave, CRACK! the alloy bar across the bows snapped in half and the mast was one wave away from falling. As luck had it, I got to it first and managed to tie it off. Now all we had to do was to surf this 14foot baby back to shore in one piece which we managed to do and all ended well. So as I now sit here on the computer and look out the window it is still windy and I still have no kite but at least I got my wind dose f
Is The Site.. (my Bullitin)
still acting insane, or is it just my computer??? It is acting so crazy, won't let me do much of anything tonight.. I can't accept friend requests, they just keep popping back up or say that it failed to make the connection; I can't vote on peoples pictures for more then five at a time, because it says that my session expired... Grrr... Ah, well, I'm exhausted, i should really just finish my dishes and go to bed... Just wanted to make sure it wasn't just me! Night all you faithful friends and fans (and strangers) who took the time to read this rambling!!
Want To Be A Dj?
I am looking for people to hire as a DJ for Mainstream Mania! If you are interested then hit me up either on LC or my yahoo is jagrisrad68
Feeling by VGracen © I await you with nervous anticipation. I know that you are on your way up and I want everything to be perfectly prepared. I have spent the last several hours getting myself ready for you and setting up the room the way you like it. My anticipation of your arrival has already made me wet but I am still nervous, as I want to be the perfect pet for you. Your sharp knock on the door causes my heart to leap inside my chest and my heart rate speeds up. My legs are slightly shaky as I rush to open the door for you. I open the door and meet your intense gaze for only a second and then drop my eyes as is proper for me. I open the door further, backing up behind it, so no one passing in the hall will see that I am naked. You enter, going swiftly to hang up your coat and you then turn to me, to find me kneeling on the floor, knees spread wide, my hands behind me, head up, but eyes on the floor. You circle me slowly, perhaps checking that I have prepared myself properl
4/20/99,, Do You Remember?
We remember 9/11 with minimal effort, but do you remember 4/20/99? DARRELL SCOTT TESTIMONY Our national leaders didn't expect this …… Darrell Scott, the father of Rachel Scott, a victim of the Columbine High School shootings in Littleton, Colorado, was invited to address the House Judiciary Committee's subcommittee What he said to our national leaders during this special session of Congress was painfully truthful. They were not prepared for what he was to say, nor was it received well. It needs to be heard by every parent, every teacher, every politician, every sociologist, every psychologist, and every so-called expert! These courageous words spoken by
Fateful Evening
Fateful Evening by silent_submissive © It was an evening like no other. The events which changed my life forever. While now I may start at the end of my journey, I feel that it is important to do this tale justice, in remembrance of my Master. He was my life. He captured my heart and soul and understood me so well, unlike any other individual past or present. He loved me, I enchanted Him, He was all that was good and just in this world. He led me with an iron will, and embraced me as if I were His long lost lover. I first met Him, on an online chatroom, usual conversation and exchange of pleasantries. Even from the first moment when we spoke I knew that He was the one who I would spend my life with. Almost a year we chatted, role-played, shared pictures, spoke on the phone, learnt about each other in ways that may not have seemed as realistic as we weren't together as flesh and blood. The moment came almost a year later when in my private mailbox, my secret one, that del
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Just Sayin Hey
Courtesy of hello everyone
Things To Do While Shopping
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens. 5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously lo
How Itll Be
ive returned to the scene of the crime backed down from a one sided love affair Ive filled my days with piece of mind cant hold up this cross I bare I feel you coming near taking my breath away the sky is becoming clear on this darkened roadway youve come full circle back to me and now the time has come near fill your eyes with irony living with all your fear you cant escape how you feel when youre so damn near me you cant seem to get your fill this is how it will always be
Weeping Willow Tree
These are the words spoken to me, as I sat under the Weeping Willow Tree. Listen to the wisps of the Willow tree, Do you hear, do you percieve? Whispering life secrets, spoken only to you. Heed these words,I want you to see. Soft, sweet words spoken only to me Learn them well, they will guide you through, Make you aware, of life's little treasures. For they are everywhere. Listen intently, ever so close. For your very special, not like most. That soul of yours is very old. Taken from a special mold. Don't ever give up, so much lies ahead. Life holds so much sweetness, it's not all dread. Those gifts you possess, were not given in vain. They are here to assist you. As you walk the plain. As you get older, you will understand. Life is just a master plan. So my child, take it from me. I would never steer you wrong. So I sing to thee, this special song. Alway's listen to the wisps of the Weeping Willow tree.
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First Date
There was this virgin that was going out on a date for the first time and she told her grandmother about it. So, the grandmother says sit here and let me tell you about those young boys. He is going to try to kiss you, you are going to like that but, don't let him do that. He is going to try to feel your breast, you are going to like that but, don't let him do that. He is going to try to put his hand between your legs, you are going to like that but, don't let him do that. But most important, he is going to try to get on top of you and have his way with you. You are going to like that but, don't let him do that, it will disgrace the family. With that bit of advice, the granddaughter went on her date and could not wait to tell her grandmother about it. So, the next day she told her grandmother that her date went just like she said. But she said grandmother I didn't let him disgrace the family. When he tried I turned over, got on top of him and disgraced his fam
Geronimo...his Own Story...1d
Part I: The Apaches Tribal Amusements, Manners, and Customs To celebrate each noted event a feast and dance would be given. Perhaps only our own people, perhaps neighboring tribes, would be invited. These festivities usually lasted for about four days. By day we feasted, by night under the direction of some chief we danced. The music for our dance was singing led by the warriors, and accompanied by beating the esadadedne (buck-skin-on-a-hoop). No words were sung--only the tones. When the feasting and dancing were over we would have horse races, foot races, wrestling, jumping, and all sorts of games (gambling). Among these games the most noted was the tribal game of Kah (foot). It is played as follows: Four moccasins are placed about four feet apart in holes in the ground, dug in a row on one side of the camp, and on the opposite side a similar parallel row. At night a camp fire is started between these two rows of moccasins, and the players are arranged on sides, one or any nu
My Daughter
Alayna Diane was born March 15, 2004. I didnt find out of her birth till she was a month old, So I asked for a DNA, a month later it come's back of her being mine. I only had 2 simple request's!! All I wanted is for Alayna to have my last name and tha right to see her. I've done everything her mother want's me to do but yet she still refuse's to let me see her. In 2 year's I've seen my daughter 10 time's and that was only because she happened to be in a store or at a carnival that I was at. It kill's me inside to know that I have a child that I cant see, hold, read a bed time story to and kiss goodnight. Court's refuse to help me cuz I dont have a lawyer. That shit shouldnt matter. I'm her Father I have right's to her to, yet if I dont pay support I go to jail but it's alright for her mother to hide and keep her from me. I pay support every week, I've begged tha court's to help me only to be refused. Her mother is married to a damn Convicted Child Molester and tha court's say it
No Wonder I Never Wanted To Go To Hospitals.....
Well today was quite interesting to say the least.....out of a dead sound sleep this morning i woke up w/ a HUGE pain in my abdomen.....i thought maybe it was just some random thing so i layed there for a few minutes to see if it would subside.....well it cousin had had her appendix taken out about a month and a half ago so i called her to ask about the symptoms she had....well i didnt quite have them all but i decided the pain was too great to wait for my doctors office to open three hours later..... so we went to the ER and as soon as i was in that room i was scared....yea im a baby with hospitals what can i you would think that with my tattoos i wouldnt mind getting poked or proded w/ needles.....well when they stay in my skin thats when i dont like them....they the nurse took forever to find a good vein and i think he was takin delight in torturing he finally got the blood drawn and the IV in and things were g
Fast Leather
Fast Leather by lulubabe © "Bastard!" I fume as I march down the street one night. "Bastard! Bastard! Who does he think he is? How could he do that?" I lean against a wall of a pub and then turn and kick it, but my heels are high, 4" heels, pointed toes with studded ankle strap, and it hurts bad. "Fuck fuck fuck!" "You know, talking to yourself is a very bad habit" drawls a voice from a doorway. "Who's there?" Slowly you step forwards, 6' of denim and leather, your eyes shaded still. "What's the prob, sexy?" I'm still raging. "The problem, sexy" I say, pacing up and down, "is that my boyfriend is a fucking huge fucking wanker and fucking fucks me off." "Bad night, sexy?" "Oh yes. He's dumped me for another man." "Well that's a fucker alright." You offer me your cigarette, but I shake my head. "You're stressed, hon, you need to chill out." "I don't feel like chilling out, I feel like being very, very violent, I want to get physical, I want to fight, I want t
Random Questions Follow Up
So the question was posed to me what are my dreams and aspirations? I find that the question is very appropriate for the change in my life recently. So I guess the first thing would be to finish off my divorce and move on. Then I would love to find someone who is truly into me and wants just me in a relationship. Then I want to get my CPA license and then become a certified fraud examiner so that I can achieve my career goal of working in Forensic Accounting. Then of course I want to be able to travel. I've done some traveling but I want to go to Egypt in particular as that has always been my dream. I also would love to go to the Bahamas, Hawaii, Florida and Costa Rica. Perhaps move out of Arizona eventually but I love it here compared to Oregon. Those are the absolutes in my life before I die. There are others but nothing else as major as the above.
**my Birth Month**
You scored as May. MAY Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered. Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings. Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint. Needs no motivation. Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding Good imagination. Good physical. Loves literature and the arts. Loves traveling. Dislike being at home. Restless. Not having many children. Hardworking. High spirited. Totally Best person >you'll ever meet!..your the most craziest that you'll ever meet!! May100%April0%March0%FEBRUARY0%january0%June0%JULY0%November0%OCTOBER0%SEPTEMBER
A Poem For Girls
I shave my legs, I sit down to pee. And I can justify any shopping spree. Don't go to a barber, but a beauty salon. I can get a massage without a hard-on. I can balance the checkbook, I can pump my own gas. Can talk to my friends about the size of my ass. My beauty's a masterpiece and yes, it takes long. At least I can admit to others when I'm wrong. I don't drive in circles, at any cost. And I don't have a problem admitting I'm lost. I never forget an important date. You just gotta deal with it, I'm usually late. I don't watch movies with lots of gore. Don't need instant replay to remember the score. I won't lose my hair, I don't get jock itch. And just cause I'm assertive, Don't call me a bitch. Don't say to your friends, Oh yeah, I can get her. In your dreams, my dear, I can do better! Flowers are okay, But jewelry's best. Look at me you idiot... Not at my chest???? I don't have a problem, With Expressing m
To All My Lc Friends And Fans
If i have pissed any of you off for any reason what so ever, or if i do in the future please let me know so we can rectify the situation. Please be honest with me and tell me any concerns you might have with me. Thank you Sincearly yours, jroe699/John Roe
Fantasy Gangbang
Fantasy Gangbang by slvjenn © This is a work of fiction. It’s a private fantasy I’m sharing. It is a fantasy that will in all likelihood always remain just that. In my fantasy world there is no disease or unwanted pregnancy. You should never have unprotected sex. I’d been living with my boyfriend and master for over 2 years. I’d told him often of my wishes to service his friends, but he had only taken it as far as my stripping for them during halftime of a football game. I dreamt of him having me give them head as they watched the game, or one by one sending them to me in the bedroom. I saw myself naked and on my knees as they walked up and put their cocks into my mouth. It always excited me. As time passed my need for humiliation grew, it had been far past the bounds of where he was willing to take me for some time now. I craved it more and more often, with deeper and darker fantasies. Some of them seem so silly when I’m not aroused. When I think back to the fantasy of goin
So, Another Drunken Friday..
Ok, so as I write this, I am very drunk. Don't ask me why I'm doing so well but I am. Its taking a while to get all the words right, but I'm going to post this before I sleep. Tomorrow is going to be a very busy day. Matt and I have a lot planned. There are things we need to do and things we really want to do. As for tonight.. we wanted to relax and drink a little vodka. Sadly, vodka always kicks my butt. But its worth it in the end. We always act a fool and forget the stress of the week. In Matt's case, it couldn't have came any sooner. Poor thing has been going through so much lately and there isn't anything I can do about it but try and help him through each day. The weekend never seems to come fast enough. So, He is passed out, by the way, and I'm almost the same so I need to go. ~j
Could Only Be Huh ?? *smuglook* Lol
What SuPeR HeRo Would You Be? SupermanYou are strong, but a little on the shy side, you are talented. But a word of advice, don't go changing in telephone boths, you can get arrested!Take The Quiz Now!Quizzes by
Halloween Chain Letter
A good luck spell for halloween These words I write so true they be, To bring good luck to all who see. Your luck increased 3 times 3, These words return you back to me. Share these words with all you know, Good fortune follows wherever you go. Granted this luck and bless all who see. Luck I invoke to thee, So mote it be. Happy Halloween (hugs) Enjoy!! :o)
Short But Sweet
wrote this about 2 mins ago... i know its not my best but oh well... Broken Dreams Hidden Scars Quiet Screams Shattered Hearts Razor Blades Cuts So Deep Blacked Out Shades Start To Weep Smile So Fake Blood Stains Lay Awake Stomach Pains Start A Fight Why Try End It Right Say Goodbye
Okay Enough Is Enough
now it is dropping my level up and down. this is crazy! am i the only one having problems here?
Falling by cinful © One minute she was on her feet, blind, bound, and a little off-balance, but at least she was still standing, still in control. The next she was flying. Falling... Back onto the soft bed, chained hands wanting desperately to reach out and catch something to hold onto...but unable to. She knew it wasn't graceful, the position she'd found herself in. And she knew he was watching her. Staring at her. Taking in every detail of her form. Enjoying the way the tumble had made her legs fall open like a slut who couldn't contain herself. She could feel him moving closer, feel the heat of his hands even before they wrapped around her arms. "OVER!" Frozen by the certainty that she knew what was coming next she failed to move as quickly as he obviously expected and the hand that grasped her chin was not overly gentle. "You heard me, slut. Turn over!" She struggled, bound hands getting in the way, to turn over onto her plump stomach. Without his a
**hey Ash!!! We Scored Alike!**
You scored as Wind. you are wind! talented and beautiful, you are always graceful and poised. you love birds, and love the feeling of the wind blowing through your hair. Freedom is very important to you. you dont have many friends, but you are inseperable from the ones you have. you would much rather fight verbally instead of phisically, though you are skilled at both. intelligent and sarcastic, you are very likeable to some people. Wind83%Fire33%Darkness33%Light33%Earth17%What Element Lies within you?(PICS)created with
Blind Sex????
You scored as Blind Folds. Your turn on is the blindfold. When you can't see, that makes your other senses more aware... including your sense of touch. So who wouldn't enjoy being blindfolded???? Sex isn't sex without enhancing your sense of touch.Blind Folds67%Biting50%Whips33%Bondage17%Blood0%Chains/Handcuffs0%What's Your Kinky Turn On?created with
Im New On Here
well yall need to add me kk
You scored as Wind. you are wind! talented and beautiful, you are always graceful and poised. you love birds, and love the feeling of the wind blowing through your hair. Freedom is very important to you. you dont have many friends, but you are inseperable from the ones you have. you would much rather fight verbally instead of phisically, though you are skilled at both. intelligent and sarcastic, you are very likeable to some people. Wind100%Darkness67%Earth50%Light50%Fire50%What Element Lies within you?(PICS)created with
Dream Come True
Dream Come True Beneath this fall’s moon pale light, I hold you in my arms so tight. I do the best to treat you right, I hold close those feelings we share that night. Never loved anyone the way I love you, Your heart to mine has opened a door to take me higher than ever before. Down on the beach we set in the sand, I kiss you softly will holding your hand. Your thoughts to mine, my heart to yours; As all our problems wash up ashore. I gave you my faith, you gave me your trust; This has to be love it simply most. As I run my fingers through your beautiful hair, I want you to know I will always be there. Never forget the time we spent together, And as long as we forgive we can be together as long as we both live. My love for you has went a long time untold, But it’s here now and I know you’re the one I want to hold.
I Dont Think Ill Be On This For A While
I'm having WAY too many problems: 1.Cannot accept or give any friend requests (Error: failed to make friends connection! :-( ) is the meesage i see when i try to accept. 2.Instead of gaining any points, im losing points 3.It's told me im a level 9 about FOUR times now 4.I'm having alerts and messages that I can't see 5.not giving me any points for invite It's all just too much and I hope they can be fixed. It could be because of the outtages that have been going on, I have no clue. It's just stressing me out. Yes, ive sent this problem to see if it would get fixed and i hope it does because i REALLY like this site. I hope you all have a happy halloween, good night.
Live For Wishes
I Will Live For Friendship And Die For Love
my love jeff
Gift From Above
Gift From Above Tears fell like rain From all the years of pain I turned to you when things got rough Meanwhile pretendining that I am so tough I can't describe the way you make me feel It seems too much like a dream for it to be real I tried to hide behind my protective shield Beliving people would mostly yield Letting no one get close to me Because I didn't want them to see The hurt deep down inside of me But now I have found love Like a gift from above It began with a single touch Sparks flew, though it might not seem like much Then came our fist kiss I never felt anything quite like this We made love under a new days sun And that's when our lives together had just begun You are my soul mate, the love of my life And now I want you to one day become my wife I never thought my dreams would come true But they have because I found you
Someone Who Means The World Too Me On Here Crb
you are the first my last my everything your my moon sun rain my tears and your very loyal and honest initals are crb i love you only
Shower Girls
The girls shuffled into the locker room after what had been a brutal hour of gym class. For some unknown reason old lady Stiller had gotten up on the wrong side of the bed and taken it out on her third period group of senior girls. "Judas priest," Matti sighed while slumping down on the bench in front of her locker, "what the fuck was that all about!?!" "I dunno," Ricki replied while peeling off her dripping wet shorts and tee shirt, "I don't know if I can make it to my next class!" Everyone in the locker room was in a state of shock, but after taking a few minutes to recuperate they all stripped naked and headed off to the showers. Once under the soothing streams of hot water their tired muscles began to relax a bit, and as was usually the case, most of them openly masturbated in front of each other and had no qualms about have massive orgasms while others watched. Of all the girls, however, it was Matti who was the envy of the entire class in that she had incredibly large breasts and
Some times I like looking at my own profile, cause I have that kick ass Lost Cherry Space Invaders game. Also alot of other people's profiles have stupid songs on them that take for ever to load. I'm on dial up and it is pretty pointless. The other day I opened a page from a google image search and google was working just fine but the random page it found for me in my quest for a picture of the ugliest woman in WW II(long story) took over 10 minutes to not load. I gave up and watched TV came back and the internet craped out. My computer and phone system here blow. The phone cuts out all the time when I am talking to people and it is anoying as hell. Seriously I need to move everything here sucks, except the things that are suppose to suck. Cardinals won the world series. 49er's are gonna get spanked sunday by the Bears. I need to get in shape still. I need to study. I set a date for my class exemption CLEPT thingy. I am not looking forward to anything.
Smile Contest
i am in a contest for best smile. plz go vote for me and comment. ty very much. big hugs. just click on the photo and rate and comment on it when it comes up. ty again
excuse me bitch, you know you wont be able to date him? have him? or please him like i can right? so why keep trying? why keep leading yourself on when you know the answer he's about to give you is no? why can't you see that he only loves one girl and that's me. Start paying attention he doesn't love you or like you so get over it. Were going to make 2 years. Just remember he won't give you the time of day. Were good together, we agree on everyhing, and we never fight. So just lay off my man. kthnx
This Poem Is Very Sweet
This poem is very sweet. It will be interesting to see who sends it back. Forward this on and back. Thanks! If I could catch a rainbow I would do it just for you and share with you its beauty On the days you're feeling blue. If I could build a mountain You could call your very own; A place to find serenity, A place to be alone. If I could take your troubles I would toss them in the sea, But all these things I'm finding are impossible for me. I cannot build a mountain Or catch a rainbow fair, But let me be what I know best, A friend who's always there.
When I was in high school, my guidance counselor once said to me, "You just feel alienated from your peers." My response was: "How can I be alienated from something I have no desire to belong to?" Those words now come back to haunt me. For the better part of two years I've been battling with myself knowing that there is something more. Something higher for me to aspire to. I've been agitated and restless. The only thing that really kept me going was a handful of real-life, real-time friends and the social network I had developed online. 2100 miles eliminates real-life and real-time quickly enough and my battles with depression and cynicism have alienated me from the online network that was once so strong. Now I find myself feeling very alone. Maybe I should be digging down deeper. Maybe I should just take my medicine and STFU. Maybe I should just admit out loud that sometimes I wonder if my wife genuinely loves me. Maybe, just maybe, I should admit that -- at the mo
i think my computer is possessed by sade. or whoever the fuck sings that damn song...yeah... really weird. now if it were De Sade i would have no problem.. but thats a different story entirely!
Best Bod Contest
please vote for me if you like what u see !!!!
I Am Passionate!
> You scored as Exciting/Exotic. Your exciting and exotic. You like to keep things interesting. You never try the same thing twice. Mixing it up is what you love to do, it keeps them coming back for more. Please rate and comment and tell me what quiz this is when you do!Passionate/wet100%Exciting/Exotic100%Hot/hard95%Shy/Sweet35%Soft/slow25%Awkward/New5%How are you about sex? (with pics)created with
For All My Lc Friends
From Me To You
for all my friends and my baby jeff i love you
Ciao For Awhile
In five hours I am making the big move from Louisiana back home towards the Kentucky area. I will be gone for a couple of weeks but eventually this Chic will be back. DOnt forget about me !!! Grinning... Take care each and everyone of you. Talk with you soon. Sincerely, ~PJ
No Title Yet
As I sit here alone, the darkness surrounds me Past, present, future, I cant see my vision is cloudy Where did I go wrong? What would i do if i could make a change? Who can I trust? Is it me or you that should be at blame? I know i made some choices, and at the time i thought they were right I knew i had lost you. Then why did i countine to fight? I tried to look past the argueing, and see the smile on your face I tried to whipe away the tears, even took a step back to slow down the pace We tried to talk it all out, and solve everything with just a hug In the meanwhile hiding our true feelings, with false hopes of love At one time i loved you, for this much i am certian But how does love turn to anger,and happiness to hurting? How does ones feelings flip, in the course of only a few days? How can we leave eachother so suddenly, with so much more to say? Do u miss me? Did you ever love me? So many questions run through my head Do i really want to know the answers? Am i
Blah On Ex's
Ex's aren't good for much except heartache, and lieing. I had to learn that the hard way. I tell ya gals check out your partner before you decide to procreate. DO a background check, check there DNA out for anything that looks like they are suseptable to violence anger or even stupidity. Because once you have kids with someone ya can never get rid of them unless you dont mind going to prison. I have a restraining order on my ex and he still thinks that he can contact me and come around. He was definately born with a few screws loose, and a lot of marbles short. So I say Blah on ex's and to hell with there dumb asses.
Youre Busted
Two Whales
A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan when they noticed a whaling ship. The male whale recognized it as the same ship that had harpooned his Father many years earlier. He said to the female whale ,"Let's both swim under the ship and blow out of our air holes at the same time, and it should cause the ship to turn over and sink . They tried it and sure enough, the ship turned over and quickly sank Soon however, the whales realized the sailors had jumped overboard and were swimming to the safety of shore. The male whale was enraged that they were going to get away and told the female, "Let's swim after them and gobble them up before they reach the shore." At this point, he realized the female was becoming reluctant to follow him. "Look" she says "I went along with the blow job, but I absolutely refuse to swallow the seamen"
Im So Sad
I Suck
I'm feeling a little predatory... Now my lovely readers, being my first blog, i will start this off right...Wicked is going to be completely honest with you, in life there are many talents I do not possess : I cant sew, I cant catch, I cant play pool, I cant make cool crafts the list goes on and on , in fact I even dance like a honkey white girl in the privacy of my own home. So at about this point you are probably asking yourself, why is she telling us this random bullshit? Well so Im going to give it to you straight; there is one talent I do possess, I can give a incredible blow jobs, and I enjoy it. So about now some of you are saying Which corner? How much? Sorry my friends this is a blog, not the erotic services on Craigslist. So why do I enjoy giving blowjobs here are some of the reasons: 1) I can set the pace, yes its his penis but Im the one sucking so I have options to vary my speed and style, and make it as quick or last as long as I wish. 2) Im in power, I mea
My tears just seem to be a non stop stream tonight like a broken water main. I only wish I knew exactly where they are coming from and why. I was fine until Randy called tonight, but as soon as I heard his voice it was just like a cloud burst. I tried my best to hide them from him because I know he worries, but he knew. With each day that goes by I grow more and more in love with him. I doubt that I could ever express in writing just what he has come to mean to me these past few months. By the time we are together I will be all cried out and than some if I keep up this way, but some days I just can't seem to help it because the yearning to be with him and to touch him is so strong. It is so strange to be able to look back on other parts of my life and realize that I have never experienced such strong feelings for another man. Yes, I loved DJ and at one time thought that he would be the rest of my life, but as we grew older we became so different. I am just not that same person t
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World Series Cahmpions!!!!!
What Do Your Eyes Say About You?
You scored as Mysterious. You wish to hide who you are from all those around you. You find it very hard to trust people. You also may enjoy the fun that comes from playing mind games with others around you.My advice Get out there and reveal the true you if only to one person!Mysterious92%Passion83%Eyes full of Pain67%Diamond Eyes58%What do your eyes reveal about you?(PICS!)created with
sitting here i look around me. at the sky and the stars. i wonder what is life all about. the heavens and the earth. what do they mean what do they stand for. is there a reason for all of this. i sit and count the stars and wish that i could make a wish and it come true with the first star i see tonite but as we grow older we learn there is no such thing as a wishing star and that wishes dont come true unless you work at them yorself. you learn as you grown older nothing is ever easy to get and if it is its not realy worth having or wanting. love is sorta this way you have to work at a realation ship every day that you in one. its 50 /50 . you get what you put into it most of the time. if you put nothing into it dont expect to get anything from it.
Office Party - Pt 6
Office Party by MistyMorgan © When he uncovered her breasts, I began to get really horny. I pushed James to his knees and he dove into my muff. His tongue quickly found its way into the hot juices that were flowing. Brett was pulling Elizabeth’s white dress over her head and when she appeared once again, he fell to his knees and licked at her uncovered, pussy that had just that tuft of hair above her clit. I could tell he liked that because his cock pressed against his pants and pushed them forward. He licked and sucked on her clit and she responded by spreading her legs so he could get into her slit. Now naked, Elizabeth pulled him up and unbuttoned his shirt running her fingers through the light red hair on his chest. She licked and sucked at his erect nipples. Then she fell to her knees, released his belt and unbuttoned his pants. As they fell to his feet, she pulled his shorts off and her mouth sucked in his ten-inch specter. Brett’s hands went to her head for supp
Sex, Are You A Slave Or A God?
You scored as A Slave To BDSM. Admit it, you like being tied up and being told you've been very naughty. You like teasing your partner and making them squirm, and not letting them be able to do anything about it. Some people think what you do is sick and disgusting, but you know it's all in good fun.A Slave To BDSM100%Sex God88%A Romantic48%Virgin25%How are you in bedcreated with
I Hate To Say Goodbye
i cry everytime i leave your house because i know seeing you wasn't enough i love it when i'm in your arms i feel so safe and warm you make me smile and you make me laugh but when i leave you I can't help but cry because i know our time together is limited i don't want it to be but it is i cry and and i can't help it i cry and i can't stand it i want more time to be with you i know our circumstances and i will wait patiently i love you to death but i hate to say good bye even for a little while
Hi Everybody!!!!
Thinking Of You My Friends
A Dirty Mind
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following: " Emma come first. Den i come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses,they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then i come one lasta time." " You foul - mouthed sex-obsessed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. " In this country, we don't speak aloud in public about our sex lives." " Hey, coola down lady," said the man. " who talkin abouta sexa? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella ' Mississippi'."
Those Born 1930-1979!
Those Born 1930-1979! TO ALL THE KIDS WHO SURVIVED the 1930's 40's, 50's, 60's and 70's !! First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they were pregnant. They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a can, and didn't get tested for diabetes. Then after that trauma, we were put to sleep on our tummies in baby cribs covered with bright colored lead-based paints. We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, doors or cabinets and when we rode our bikes, we had no helmets, not to mention, the risks we took hitchhiking. As infants & children, we would ride in cars with no car seats, booster seats, seat belts or air bags. Riding in the back of a pick up on a warm day was always a special treat. We drank water from the garden hose and NOT from a bottle. We shared one soft drink with four friends, from one bottle and NO ONE actually died from this. We ate cupcakes, white bread and real butter and drank koo
Office Party - Pt 5
Office Party by MistyMorgan © Then I felt James' tongue as he gently pulled my hand out of my love canal and soothed the heat. He lapped at my clit and sucked her like a tiny dick. He nibbled on her little head as his fingers played in my pool of lust. Soon my legs gave out and he had to support me to the floor. He spread my legs wide and sucked at my pussy while arousing my clit until my body shook and my tits grew hard. My orgasm seemed coordinated with Amanda's, as I heard her whimpering in the conference room. "Yes, oh yes! NO DON'T STOP YET… KEEP GOING!" she yelled but no one except James and me (I) could hear her over the drum of the office. "That's it! Do it baby. FUCK ME GOOD! I'M ALMOST THERE. KEEP GOING YOU ASSHOLE! DON'T STOP NOW! I looked into the room as my body slowly calmed. She was forcing his body into hers trying to get the last of his cum to fill her cunt. As her zenith flowed through her body I heard a deep sigh and she released her hold on Calvi
Fu-qtoo Babes
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Office Party - Pt 4
Office Party by MistyMorgan © Brett found a tablecloth and threw it over the top of the desk then he slowly removed my dress. As he revealed my breasts, he obliged them by sucking their erect nipples into his mouth. My hands went to the back of his head and held it in place as he licked and sucked at the hard mounds. "Oh, yeah, that feels so good. I want you to fuck the stress right out of my body. Force it down my legs and right out of my toes!" I whispered as his lips traveled down my flat belly. I felt his hard Putz grow against the inside of my leg as he rubbed his body close to mine. His plum head was dripping precum and my hand reached for the object of my pleasure. Brett slapped at my hand and whispered, "I'm in control now; it is your job to let go. So do it NOW!" "Yes Sargent!" I giggled and spread my arms and legs wide so he could enjoy all of me while he brought me pleasure and stress relief. He guided his manhood into the wetness that was overflowing
well lets see as many of you can see i am new here only been here maybe close to a week. i am a regular on myspace and i was told about this site and oh god i love it. i just want to say thanks to all my friends so far for the comments and love and ratings and thanks for making me feel so welcome. and i am looking forward to many more friends and ratings and the lovely sexy hot pictures you all have out there. like i always say the hotter and nastier the better. you are talking to a nympho here who loves sex and anything to do with it so bring it on. untill next time thanks and bring me more love
Office Party - Pt 3
Office Party by MistyMorgan © "Yes, ma'am," Andy conceded and James crawled to his knees and pulled the condom off Andy's deflating prick. He turned it into his mouth and swallowed the thick liquid inside. Then he licked his lips, opened his mouth and sucked the black shaft into his mouth. Andy stood there with his legs spread and his hands on his lips. A black Adonis, he was beautiful. He flinched at first as James sucked his manhood into his mouth. But once he started licking and sucking Andy's hose, there was a look of pleasure that crossed his face. I tried distracting him, "Is it true that black women don't suck, Andy?" "Yes, ma'am, most black woman don’t suck. They just wants to fuck. They think that a man's sex tool is dirty and won't ever put them lips on it. Hell, some of 'em won't even touch it with them hands," he explained completely undistracted by James' mouth on his Johnson. Then the expression on his face changed. His hands fell on James' smooth he
Office Party - Pt 2
Office Party by MistyMorgan © Slowly, the thick rod forced its way deep into her sensitive ass. "Ohhhhhhhh!" she sighed as it slipped deeper into her. Cautiously, James moved his hips so that the thick dong slid smoothly in and out of Carol's butt. She was doggie style in front of him, his hands holding either side of her slim hips. His motions were slow and deliberate. One hand reached under her belly and found her clit. He rubbed it as he fucked her ass with the dong. "Oh yeah, you do that so good!" she whispered deeply. "Fuck that ass, you little slave! Fuck me hard and make me cry!" she directed. James' motions increased and his thrusts became deeper and more forceful. With each forward motion, Carol moaned and with each withdrawal she cried out, "Ahhhhhh!" It was like the rhythm was music to her and she was keeping pace with her moans. This was a sex dance to her. "Fuck me good… make me be a good girl!" she cried as his thrust sped up and the pressure was increas
Office Party - Pt 1
Office Party by MistyMorgan © I decided this year that instead of having a New Year's party at the house and having to clean up everything I would just give it at my office. Invite the employees and my friends as well. That's the nice thing about owning your own business; you can do what you wish. My secretary, Carol, was excited. She helped with the decorations and James came over to help too. I also asked a few of the other women who worked for me to come in on a Saturday afternoon to help. I promised them a bonus if they would come. They all said yes; with today's economy who couldn't use a few extra dollars. James and I arrived about an hour before anyone else. The weather didn't feel like December. It was more like June. He had on shorts and a T-shirt. I had on a thin gauze dress. When the girls arrived, they were all dressed in shorts and tank tops. The air was on but the humidity was high, too high for December. Soon James' shirt came off. The girls teased him, "T
What Element Lies Within Me??
You scored as Fire. FIRE! You are spunky yet loyal, and have the heart of a warrior. Though unpredictable and hard to contain, but your best buds always manage to keep you in check. you can have a bad temper but you are not mean. You are however strong and protective, so enemies WATCH OUT!Fire100%Darkness83%Wind67%Earth50%Light50%What Element Lies within you?(PICS)created with
Disclaimer And Such Information
Greetings This is a roleplaying profile and a fan page for the character of Claire from Heroes, I am not the actress,none of the pictures are of me nor am i in any way involve with the production of the show. On myspace I had a roleplaying profile for the character, since myspace has gotten bad I decided to start roleplaying here, in time perhaps I shall find other roleplayers, if need be I shall create rules, but enjoy!:)
Red Fridays!!
This was from a friend of mine.. not my flight... but I felt it was worth re-posting.. I hope you do the same! Last week,while traveling to Chicago on business, I noticed a Marine sergeant traveling with a folded flag, but did not put two and two together. After we boarded our flight, I turned to the sergeant, who'd been invited to sit in First Class (across from me), and inquired if he was heading home. No, he responded. Heading out I asked? No. I'm escorting a soldier home. Going to pick him up? No. He is with me right now. He was killed in Iraq. I'm taking him home to his family. The realization of what he had been asked to do hit me like a punch to the gut. It was an honor for him. He told me that,although he didn't know the soldier, he had delivered the news of his passing to the soldier's family and felt as if he knew them after many conversations in so few days. I turned back to him, extended my hand, and said, Thank you. Thank you for doing what you do
Im Not Exactly Sure
why i bother anymore =/ Im really not. So im going to lay on my bed and stare out the window and watch the rainfall. Dont bother me. I just wanta be left alone. < 3
The Verve Pipe- Colorful
The show is over close the story book There will be no encore And all the random hands that I have shook Well they're reaching for the door I watch their backs as they leave single file But you stood stubborn, cheering all the while I know I can be colorful I know I can be gray But I know this loser's living fortunate Cause I know you will love me either way Most were being good for goodness sake But you wouldn't pantomime You are more beautiful when you awake Than most are in a lifetime Through the haze that is my memory well You stayed for drama though you paid for a comedy I know I can be colorful I know I can be gray But I know this loser's living fortunate Cause I know you will love me either way Look ahead as far as you can see We'll live in drama but we'll die in a comedy I know I can be colorful...
HEY LC THANX FOR TAKING MY 15 BUCKS IN STICKYS I DO 3 OR 4 A WEEK AND IT AINT THE MONEY I DONT CARE ABOUT THAT ITS THE WORK THE GIRL PUT IN HER SALUTE TO THE MILITARY THATS WHY I MADE IT A STICKY LOST IT YESTERDAY AND REDID IT TODAY THERES 10 BUCKS AND THE ONE I DID FOR A CONTEST FOR SOMEONE ^^ fat sonny wrote im sorry i dont see how its lc.s falt you lost your money its not babyjs falt that the damn bulding lost its power and if youe were adult enough you should hae just went to babyj and told him what was going on insted of posting it like it was his falt and he stole your money .... ( undercover angel) innocentprncss™ 2006-10-27 12:10:28 I agree with you undercover....rather than making this a public issue in a bulletin, it should have been talked over with babyj first to see what would happen and whether their stickies would be restored or reimbursed. **~Jaded Stang~** 2006-10-27 10:48:38 Actually, I have faith in Baby J. Although it was not his fault,
Towards The Unknow . With The Ligth Of Truth Behind Me
You scored as Darkness. Darkness! Silent, mysterious and contemplating, you keep to yourself, and maybe a best friend. You are sometimes shunned and sometimes adored. It really depends. you will fight if you have to, but dont take much pleasure in it. You may feel alone, but its really that you just push everyone else away... Darkness83%Fire67%Earth33%Wind33%Light33%What Element Lies within you?(PICS)created with
Well, have a long weekend planned.... tomorrow is my son's 13th birthday and we are having a party in the afternoon... then tomorrow evening we are going to the Eagles for a halloween party.... My sister is flying in tomorrow from Kentucky and will be here until Tuesday. Monday is the 1 year anniversary of my mom's death, so I'm not sure yet what we are going to do in her memory... her ashes are buried in Indiana, so I can't go visit her, but I do have a small token of her ashes at my house, so she is always with me!! I probably won't be online much this weekend, but know that I will be thinking about you all and will be back online in a few days!! *muah*
Office Help
Office Help by bone_86 © My first job interview in months. The stress over the last few weeks has been totuous. So, when i saw the ad for help in an office block, it seemed perfect for me. As I entered the building I was becoming worked up with tension, I called at the reception and the man there told me to go straight up to the top floor. As I entered the lift, I failed to notice that three men had just followed me into the elevator, all going to the same floor as me. And after about five floors, I felt a hand on my curved ass, feeling my cheeks and even trying to find my hole. I didn’t want to wreck my oppurtunities, so I just moved slightly, to get out of the way. However, the hand remained firmly on my backside and the finger eventually wormed its way into me. It felt so surreal, so bizarre, yet so fulfilling; I could feel the sensation gripping my whole body. Oh it felt so good! Suddenly, the elevator came to a halt. All three men went out, “She had a nice ass. I can’t
Westlife- Colour My World
Ohhh no Everybody needs affection Looking for a deep connection So put a little bit of love in my life today Everybody needs some shelter Spend a little time together Come into my arms Let them tell you what I want to say Colour my world Draw on my heart Take a picture of what you think love looks like in your imagination Write on my soul Everything you know Use every word you've ever heard To colour my world I've had enough of not believing Living life without a meaning I want something real and I feel it when I'm next to you Let's build a house full of love and devotion A window to my heart's emotion 'Til the very end It's the place I'm gonna keep you in, Baby please just Colour my world Draw on my heart Take a picture of what you think love looks like in your imagination Write on my soul Everything you know Use every word you've ever heard To colour my world Colour my world, ohh Let's make a world for you and me, yeah That were never gonna leav
The Heart Song
What is this I'm feeling? From oh so far away That has captured my heart In an oh so subtle way. I have never felt it Quite this way before So quietly soothing My emotional core. Something it's different Somehow I know What I am feeling Is starting to show. Passionate stirrings From deep down inside Feelings I've longed for No longer can hide. Where can I run to? Oh where can I hide? Nowhere my dear Lord I've already tried. The wall I had built Is crumbling fast Real or imagined How long can it last? Come be my heart song Let two beat as one Our hearts together Will rise like the sun.
/"> sweet dreams to all my loving friends hope to talk to u tomarrow for a while kisses and hugs to all my friends
Westlife- That's Where You Find Love
I couldn't find an actual music video, so this is what I got. In your eyes I found the greatest prize You and I could not be closer And in your arms Is everything I want Now I know my search is over And I don't know where you take me But it's exactly where I wanna be It's where the stars line up It's where the oceans touch It's in a place you've never been that feels like home It's in the air right now It's where you give your all And give a little more I've never been so sure That's where you find love People pass And listen to us laugh Wishing that they had the same thing And our friends they ask How we made it last I just smile and say the same thing I'm not sure how we got here Baby I'm just glad that you got here It's where the stars line up It's where the oceans touch It's in a place you've never been that feels like home It's in the air right now It's where you give your all And give a little more I've never been so sure That
What Constellation Am I?
Which Constellation Are You? LyraThe legend says that the lyre (a musical instrument like a harp) was given to Orpheus by Apollo. Orpheus played it so well that he charmed the demons of the underworld. Thus they agreed to release his wife Eurydice. You are very good at persuading others to come to your cause. You can be a very sweet person, too. But just as your powers can be used for good, they can also be used for evil, so watch out.Take The Quiz Now!Quizzes by
Little Bear
Which Constellation Are You? Ursa Minor/Little BearAs the legend goes, when Callisto was changed into a large bear (Ursa Major) and began roaming the forests. Her son Arcas chanced upon her one day and was surprised when the bear started to charge her. Arcas drew his bow to slay the bear, but Zeus interfered so as to save Arcas' mother. Thus Arcas was changed at that moment into a little bear and thrown into the sky with his mother where they would both be immortal. You are very headstrong and brash; sometimes you act before you think. Just be careful not to hurt the ones you love. Take The Quiz Now!Quizzes by
Office Games
Office Games by mummys dirty angel © I've been watching her for days and I don't know why. What was it she had that made my colleague, Fran, employ her? She was average looking at best and her figure was nothing special, not that you could really see that much of it as she kept it covered up at all times. Her fashion sense at times seemed frumpy and old for a younger woman. Her name was Claire and I'd say about twenty years my junior. Fran regularly shouted at her across the office floor and from what I have seen and heard lately the timid shy girl was forever getting a stern talking down to. I'm sure half the time the young woman didn't deserve the abuse. Other times though, the two of them seemed too close to have a strictly professional relationship. I've often wondered what it was they had between them. Claire was now scurrying around the office floor, flitting from one desk to another and from one filing cabinet to the next. God, she's starting to bug the life out of me.
More Updatez On Me
Friday, Still have that headache and I have slept all day.. I still don't feel to good at all.. I did watch Ghost Whisperer and it is really good but love it.. It was really good.. My head still aching so much it is not funny.. Thank god I did not do the haunted house tonight and I am surprise that my cousin tom did not call me at all.. So that is kind of made me pissed off but I guess he is really pissed off at me because I told him I am not doing the haunted house on fridays.. lol.. but he will get over it.. I am trying to get better but it is going to be or taking some time.. Well I have to go ok.. Tell you later about me more ok.. Bye bye Virgo24
The Reasons Why I Love Music So Much: 1) When ur happi u listen to it and it makes u happier. 2) When ur sad u can either listen to sumthin that can cheer u up or listen to sumthin so much more depressing and u think, "hey maybe my situation isn't so bad." 3) If ur angry u can listen to sum that u can scream along wit and get it out of ur system. 4) U can find love songs for u and ur special sumone. 5) Or if u guys breakup u can find a song to help u get ovr them. 6) If u want to just chill and relax u can just turn the radio on and sit there and think about wutevr comes to mind. 7) Its fun to sing along with. 8) So basically music never lets u down. Its better than havin a bf/gf. **I LOVE MUSIC**
In the still of the night When all sound is asleep, I hear a faint echo When I listen deep. I hear not one beat But an echo of two, One beating for me And the other for you. Mine beats out a rhythm That says "I love you", The other beat matches As my heart beats for two. The echo flows soft Like footprints in sand, It beats out a message Only our hearts understand. The message is simple As it calls out to you, "I will love you forever.... Our whole lives thru..." With every beat I hear you inside, With a voice that's strong And can't be denied. With every beat of my heart I hear a faint sound, An echo of a heart beat With love all around. I am never alone When I feel my heart beat, For your heart is in mine And I am complete. Two hearts that beat Forever as one, An echo in time As two hearts become one.
Tarzan gets in a terrible fight with a ferocious lion and loses an eye, an arm, and his penis. The animals of the jungle nurse Tarzan back to health. They give him the eye of a hawk, the arm of a gorilla, and for a penis, they give him a baby elephant's trunk. After about a week, Cheetah, comes up to Tarzan and says, "How Tarzan like new parts?" Tarzan says, "Eye good... Tarzan see far, clear.....arm good.....long strong.....but Tarzan not crazy about new dick.....all day long, pick weeds, stuff up Tarzan's ass."
Getting Old
Are you getting old test: 1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them. 2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question. 3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge. 4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed. 5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator. 6. You watch the Weather Channel. 7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break up." 8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14. 9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up." 10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door won't turn down the stereo. 11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you. 12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore. 13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up. 14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers. 15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt. 16. You take naps. 17. D
Love At First Site
When I first talked to you I fell in love with you and i tryed to tell you You would not listen to me I bet you thought I'd never stop telling you who would have thought we would be the best of friends. Over a period of time, you got to know the real me. A girl so charming and gentle, with a heart so true. ive survived my life with you by my side. I told you I'd never leave because of the feelings I have inside. There was a time I wanted to explore, what would have happened if you only opened the door. I love you like no one I have loved before, and sometimes I wonder what will you do when were alone So I have decided time answers all. If it is meant to be time will remove this wall. Standing between us, holding us back, It's a relationship filled with love. I love the way we are together, you always make me smile. Will it ever really be forever? I guess I will have to wait awhile. Time will reveal, what lies ahead but always remembe
You scored as Fire. FIRE! You are spunky yet loyal, and have the heart of a warrior. Though unpredictable and hard to contain, but your best buds always manage to keep you in check. you can have a bad temper but you are not mean. You are however strong and protective, so enemies WATCH OUT!Fire100%Earth83%Wind67%Darkness33%Light33%What Element Lies within you?(PICS)created with
One bright, beautiful Sunday morning, everyone in the tiny town of Johnstown got up early and went to the local church. Before the services started, the townspeople were sitting in their pews and talking about their lives, their families, etc. Suddenly, the Devil himself appeared at the front of the congregation. Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate. Soon everyone was evacuated from the Church, except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew, not moving, seemingly oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence. Now this confused Satan a bit, so he walked up to the man and said, "Don't you know who I am?"The man replied, "Yep, sure do." Satan asked, "Aren't you afraid of me?" "Nope, sure ain't," said the man. Satan was a little perturbed at this and queried, "Why aren't you afraid of me?" The man calmly replied, "
What is this, if not passion The feeling of something unusual Waiting to be caressed, wanting to explode, What if I get that heavenly touch For which my body has been aching Will I remain what I am Or will the entwining of the bodies Lead me to something ethereal I am confused, do not know how to react But what I know is that I yearn for that touch A soothing touch of caress And a wild sensation of fulfillment.
How To Impress A Man
How to impress a man: * Show up naked .. Bring chicken wings ... Don't block the TV :-)
Office Fantasy Ch. 4
Office Fantasy Ch. 4 by victors_angel © Waking with the early morning light on her face, Lily laid for a moment contemplating the day ahead. Her thoughts roam once again to last night's pleasures as the clock ticks annoyingly on the nightstand. She set a pillow on the damn noisy clock. She's not ready to get up yet. She still can't believe that she enjoyed the woman's tongue so much. Oh! She felt so fucking hot as the woman licked her in front of all those men cheering. The sinful sensations hmmm, her tongue flicking lightly was incredible. The crude cheers and total abandonment to the wild feelings as they all watch, wow! She hopes he takes her there again and again. That she liked, a lot! All right already as the damn alarm rings again! Rising and putting the coffee on to brew, she cranked the stereo as she thumbed thru the closet trying to decide what she was going to wear today. Smiling as she held the low cut red dress that she bought last week. It sure doesn't leave much
Of The Destroyer
Beloved Deceitful wretch The deceitful wretch telling me lies Thinking them to be a comforting disguise Counting upon my gullibility Believing that through them I can not see Telling me lies of love and our content Acting as if it was heaven sent To be there always by my side Yet in the shadows the wretch does hide Pretending that I don’t know what is real Acting as though it cares how I feel Yet doing to me all that is wrong Tears fall with the words of the sad song Knowing that I know deep in my heart Soon we must split forever apart Turmoil in the eye of a storm made of lies To let it pretend longer is most unwise For a foundation so weak can never stand All passing away like the shifting sand Leaving nothing worth even bringing to mind It is the way of bad things left behind Better to clear the way for love so real One who will not deceive and cares how I feel One who does not hide in the shadows of lies One who shares their heart without need to di
How To Impress A Woman
How To Impress A Woman: * Wine her, * Dine her, * Call her, * Hug her, * Support her, * Hold her, * Surprise her, * Compliment her, * Smile at her, * Listen to her, * Laugh with her, * Cry with her, * Romance her, * Encourage her, * Believe in her, * Pray with her, * Pray for her, * Cuddle with her, * Shop with her, * Give her jewelry, * Buy her flowers, * Hold her hand, * Write love letters to her, * Go to the end of the Earth and back again for her.
****~~~~~****red Friday****~~~~~*****
PLEASE READ THE ENTIRE EMAIL AND YOU SEE WHAT IS MEANT BY RED FRIDAY. > >Last week,while traveling to Chicago on business, I noticed a >Marine sergeant traveling with a folded flag, but did not put >two and two together. After we boarded our flight, I turned to >the sergeant, who'd been invited to sit in First Class (across >from me), and inquired if he was heading home. >No, he responded.Heading out I asked?No. I'm escorting a soldier >home. Going to pick him up? >No. He is with me right now. He was killed in Iraq. I'm taking >him home to his family. >The realization of what he had been asked to do hit me like a >punch to the gut. It was an honor for him. He told me >that,although he didn't know the soldier, he had delivered the >news of his passing to the soldier's family and felt as if he knew >them after many conversations in so few days. I turned back to >him, extended my hand, and said, Thank you. Thank you for doing >what you do so my family and I ca
Tears Of Happiness
Tears of happiness When I see you I can not help but smile Just one moment is always worthwhile Look into my eyes and you will see a tear The truth of my love is always sincere They are tears of happiness not of sorrow They reflect my love pure as a rainbow I am never unhappy knowing you are there You are in my heart so I never despair I may cry tears, but they are only for you They are pure and clear, as the morning dew People weep when they are upset To portray their emotions is their only outlet So look into my eyes and you will see The truth of my love in all its beauty You will see in my eyes the way to my heart The way is clear; you would never need a chart By DLM 2005 copyright and protected
Ecstasy Of Passion
We both feel the glow of passion, Shining deep in the night with desires And with the thrill of your soft kisses, And the touch, your fingertips so warm, My body starts to shiver, and quiver, In a silence of total ecstasy... Offering both of ourselves with no demands Fiery passions, seductive plans, Luscious cravings, sweetest love And showering me with feelings, Of your... embrace, As I relieve all of my flames, My body begins to tremble with ecstasy... Taking me in your strong arms you lift me, And carry me before the blazing fire, And slowly lay me down as we feel, Love's... desire That flows swiftly through our veins, With the burning flames flickering thru, On our bodies, melting together as one, Having a romantic evening of pure ecstasy.
Your Skin
Your skin, I love to touch, I love to touch your skin. Soft, succulent, delicious skin on legs, belly, breasts, I love to touch your skin. Our mouths, with gentle suction, pulling and drawing, Our tongues, entwined in rhythmical dance, sliding, swirling, simulated movements when united. Thick protrusion enters your skin, your skin, I love to touch
Office Fantasy Ch. 3
Office Fantasy Ch. 3 by victors_angel © The clock struck 5, as she rose from her desk to get her coat. Glancing briefly at her co-workers also getting their things together to go home for the evening, she speculates who Mr. Nightingale would summon to his office to warm her bottom. Damn, her cheeks are tender as she walks, she can't wait till she can see her bottom in the mirror to see for herself what he did to her. She smiled at the security guard as she walked to her car in the parking garage. She was surprised to see a single red rose on her hood of her car. Picking it up, inhaling the sweet fragrance of the rose then opening her car. She laid the rose on the seat, and drove home listening to the oldies on the radio. She put some music on to play, as she made herself a salad for dinner. She set the salad in the refrigerator, while she went and slipped into something more comfy to hang out in. Bending over in front of the mirror she ran her fingers across the red welt lin
The Ode Of The Chocolate Cherry
The Ode of The Chocolate Cherry I watched as you dunked the cherry into the rich, dark chocolate sauce. It pulled heavily at the stem from the weight of the dark syrup. You carefully placed it on to of my head. The chocolate slowly glided down my face. A drop traveled to the corner of my lips. It was still warm. You slowly poured more chocolate glaze over my head, and it spread evenly over my chest. You told me to remain still, so the cherry would not fall from my head. The thick syrup covered my quivering stomach, running down my abdomen. It slowly surrounds my hardened dick, covering my swollen balls. You greedily started to lick the hardening chocolate from quivering body. I grabbed your hair when you enveloped the tip of my cock and pushed your tightly wrapped lips further down. My mind was consumed with a passionate fire. You gently drew up your head and climbed on top of me. I grabbed your hips and guided you over me. Suddenly you push down, and my dick slipped into
Office Fantasy Ch. 2
Office Fantasy Ch. 2 by victors_angel © Lily did as her boss instructed yesterday. She entered his office, quickly undressing in anticipation then placing her hands on the edge of his desk. As she waited for him to return to his office the clock on the mantle ticked loudly. Her mind filled with images of the day before as she tried to guess what he would do next. She had gone home the day before and stroked two times before finally falling asleep. She had been so horny all afternoon as her mind relived the noon hour in his office. The clock ticking was becoming annoying as she waited. Her body was so tense as she waited for Mr. Nightingale. Wondering where he was, as she stood there naked. She shifted her body one-way then another as she waited in his office her anxiety apparent. The clock chimed loud as it struck one. She slowly redressed speculating where he was. She was so tense and frustrated as she returned to her desk. At three he strode by her desk, not acknowledgi
Just An Old One
The Holes Bottom Some times I wonder at the depth I had sunk some times I think it would be better to be drunk some times I feel all the hurt so damn deep some times I just want to fall down and weep some times I want to scream out in my pain some times I watch my dreams go down the drain some times I see the things I held to me so dear some times I wish just to give up the sweet fear some times I wonder do we really have a soul some times I feel so damn lost in this hole some times I pray for my life just to be at a end some times I get hope from the kindness of a friend some times I see that things could be much worse some times I see that it is all not a curse some times I find that I have something in life to give some times I find a new reason just to live some times I talk with the spirit who dwells inside me deep some times I find I have sown a greater harvest to reap some times I laugh and find a joy that makes me whole some times I see t
How Many Times I Thought Of You
How many times have I thought of you And the many things I’d like to do. I sleep at night with you on my mind, One night with you, would be just fine. I, wonder, how it would be. If I could touch your lips with mine, The thought of this is so divine. I want to see you face to face, Your body to touch, caress, and probe. I’d lay you down, your body to admire, One look at you, sets my soul on fire. I want to feel you, touch, and kiss, send you into . . . . heavenly bliss, I want you, need you, feel my desire, you inside me, I would never get tired I could make love to you all night long, It would feel so good, it couldn’t be wrong, These are my thoughts, what I fantasize, You’re all too perfect in this girls eyes.
Worst Timing, Ever!
Well, I have the worst timing EVER!!! So, I had been jokiningly/somewhat seriously talking to a former coworker of mine about how we should do a booty call weekend visit of each other since we both hadnt had any, and she ended up saying she had a small crush on me when we worked together. Plans fell through for a few weeks ago, and then I asked at work the other day about taking a Friday off so I could go visit her for a weekend. And what happens when I tell her about that? She's just started dating another guy as she thought all I wanted was sex, which I thought I did. Then I tell her I had thought about the possibility of a relationship with her the other night. So overall, I feel stupid and an ass. I tell her too late, although she said she had been hoping Id have feelings for her, but with this timing, I also feel I'm putting pressure on her now that she's in a relationship... I feel tomorrow night might need to be a go out to a club night...or at least hang out at a m
U All Suck (well Most Of U At Least
most of u do my so called friends but others are great and help out when i need it but much thanks to all that suck
Trick Or Treat
Trick or Treat Twas the night before Halloween and I needed scare little did I know you would be there. Oh man here it is again another night of kiddies and candy and the excuse to pig out on chocolate. I sit staring at the television, Psycho is on, and I have the light glowing on the porch for the kiddies to see that I have goodies for them. The first batch arrived shortly after supper the little ones were so cute, but the big one on the motorcycle was really intriguing. Dressed as a biker, like hell on two wheels and wow was he hot. Where he came from I have no idea, but I definitely had plans for the rest of my night. You came up to the house and rang the bell like any other little kid, but this was different. “Trick or Treat, I have something for you to EAT… I smiled come on in and you did… What followed was a definite treat. I moved to the recliner and as I made the move to sit down you plopped down before me, grabbing my waist I ended up on your lap. Shall we di
Office Fantasy
Office Fantasy by victors_angel © His voice on the speaker summoned her to his office. The tone left her no doubt…"LILY!" "Place your hands on the edge of my desk, leaning so your bottom is extended" he ordered. She hesitated and he spoke again…. "Lily, assume the position ordered now!" She attempted to explain that she'd correct whatever the problem was if he would please just let her go. He continued opening the desk drawer. She followed his hands with her eyes. She could not stop her eyes from moistening with unshed tears. She began to speak but the sight of the red ball gag, silenced her. She shook her head no, as he reached for the blindfold as well. She whimpered, "no, please no, no!" He smiled knowing the two things she feared the most. First, the damn ball stuffed in her mouth would make her cheeks ache after. Then the blindfold over her eyes upset her. She hated having her eyes covered. "Pretty please," she plead again to no avail. He fastened the gag in he
I'm Here
When we have not got what we like, We must like what we have
WOMEN'S REVENGE "Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse. "So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked. "No," she replied, " but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally." UNDERSTANDING WOMEN (A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE) I know I'm not going to understand women. I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root, and still be afraid of a spider. MARRIAGE SEMINAR While attending a Marriage Seminar dealing with communication, Tom and his wife Grace listened to the instructor, "It is essential that husbands and wives know each other's likes and dislikes." He addressed the man, "Can you name your wife's favorite flower?" Tom leaned over, touche
Sharing Info
A way to get to know more about people.. *wink* - take your own poll! 1. How old are you?over 30 2. What is your sexual orientation?Straight 3. Have you ever given somone oral sex?Sure I have 4. Have you ever received oral sex?Yes, of course 5. How many sexual partners have you had?5-10 6. What is your pubic hair style?Shaved bald, nice and clean 7. What is your choice of underwear style?Nothing At All 8. Have you ever had anal sex?Sort of tried to 9. What is your favorite position?Anything that gets me off 10. How often do you masturbate?Once a day 11. Have you ever kissed a girl?Nope, never 12. Have you ever had sex with a girl?No, I'm straight as can be 13. Have you ever taken, or been in naked photos?Both taken and been in them 14. Have you ever had multiple partners at once?No, never 15. Have you watched porn?Yes, of course. Who hasn't? 16. Have you ever been to a nude beach or nudist area?Nope, I am modest 17. Have yo
Snow Storm
Snow Storm Snow softly falling on an already cold ground. Walking next to you I reach for your arms and wrap it securely around me. We walk back into the house where the fireplace is roaring. You begin to get aroused, it’s ok babe just needed to hold you close and you pull me closer and then we start kissing. Babe are you cold you ask? I reply by squeezing lightly on your arm. You turn closer to me and you whisper into my ear, babe I want to warm you up. As you run your hand down my thigh. You lay a blanket on the floor in front of the fireplace and we slide out of our wet clothes. You lay me back on the pillows you start running your hands up and down my thigh going to my pussy you slowly begin to rub the outer lips and I quiver when your thumb rubs against my clit rubbing it as you slip a finger in “Oh Yes” as another one slide inside me. You rub and I can’t stop I cum down your hand. You crawl down between my thighs your tongue and lips do things that drive me wild, nibbling an
Little Known Facts About Sex
Little known truths about sex!! ===================== 1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth. ============= 2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat! produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow. ============= 3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner. ============= 4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers! ============= 5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you wit
Thunderstorm The wind had moved in bringing with it a thunderstorm to rival any of late. I stand waiting at the door when you return from the store, I hear the car in the drive and I open the door, you dash in dripping wet from the cloud burst. I take the bag from you and set it in the kitchen and start to help you out of your jacket and shirt that are totally drenched. Slipping the jacket down over your shoulders I wrap my arms around you and steal a kiss with your arms pinned. Missed you babe, glad your home. You pull your shirt off over your head and I smile here let me get that; and I grab a towel for your head you don’t need to get sick. Running the towel over your head you grin, that isn’t all that is kind of wet, you smile. I run my hands down and unzip your jeans. Yeah, I guess they are, and you slip them down and step out of them right there in the front room. Nude you meet me on the sofa, sitting there I straddle you and begin to rub against you. You reach behind
Office Etiquette Ch. 2
Office Etiquette Ch. 2 by jclancy3 © "Where is everybody?" Rick asked his assistant Emily, who was sitting alone in his outer office. "Maria and Lori are in a meeting," Emily replied. "They should be back in a few minutes." "OK. Thanks, Em." He decided to walk around the floor a bit. It was after 7:00 PM so everything was pretty quiet, but he was working late and that meant Maria, Emily, and Lori were working late with him. He saw light coming from the bottom of the door of the copy room down the hall. He walked down the hall and reached for the doorknob, but stopped when he heard a strange noise -- like a slap -- coming from inside the room. He put his ear up against the door. "Are you ever going to do that again, Lori?" It sounded like Maria's voice, but in a tone he hadn't heard before. She sounded, well, kind of mean! "No, ma'am, no, of course not. I'm sorry!" "The next time Rick asks you to do something, you stop everything and do it, right away. Got it?" t
My Turn
The Holes Bottom Some times I wonder at the depth I had sunk some times I think it would be better to be drunk some times I feel all the hurt so damn deep some times I just want to fall down and weep some times I want to scream out in my pain some times I watch my dreams go down the drain some times I see the things I held to me so dear some times I wish just to give up the sweet fear some times I wonder do we really have a soul some times I feel so damn lost in this hole some times I pray for my life just to be at a end some times I get hope from the kindness of a friend some times I see that things could be much worse some times I see that it is all not a curse some times I find that I have something in life to give some times I find a new reason just to live some times I talk with the spirit who dwells inside me deep some times I find I have sown a greater harvest to reap some times I laugh and find a joy that makes me whole some times I see t
Spooky Rainy Night
Spooky Rainy Night Stillness fills the night, a quiet almost spooky surrounds the sky. A rumble, and then the rain pours down. I am shaken from a sound sleep the need to be held becomes more intense but you aren’t here. I hear water, is it just the rain? A light barely visible calls me from under the door. I slip into the room. As I draw the curtain back to expose a body that I want and need to be holding me. The reply needs to be made by you, do you invite me into the shower? The room is filled with steam. You take my hands as I step under the rushing water, as you slip me out of my satin gown as it falls to the floor of the garden tub and shower. You kiss the back of my neck and I melt at your touch. I wrap my arms around your neck you as you put your arms around my waist as you pull me in close to you. I feel your body pushing against mine as we start to kiss. You lean me against the wall of the shower as our body press against each other you start running your hands up and do
Office Etiquette
Office Etiquette by jclancy3 © It was the end of a long day. Just about everyone had left, but Rick asked Lori to stay around. "What are we going to do about this?" Rick asked, looking across his desk at his young assistant Lori. "I'm so sorry, I promise it won't happen again," Lori responded, tears welling up in her eyes. "Please give me another chance, Rick." Rick shook his head. Another chance? How many more does she need? He knew that she wasn't a brain surgeon when he hired her, but she was nice, attractive, and seemed liked she could at least answer the damn phones. Now he started to regret his decision. This was her third major screw up this week, and it was really starting to slow him down. "One more chance. But seriously, Lori, you're a nice person to have around, but we can't spend our days cleaning up after your mistakes," Rick said. "I know, I know." Lori said as she stood up. Rick had to be careful not to stare too much at her cleavage, but it was hard
Hello Everyone
Beautiful Friends Taken Lightly
Okay, here's a rant again.... I have made friends with an absolute beautiful girl. She's got a guy who she met on the internet and for some reason, this beautiful girl doesn't have anyway of getting in touch with him Okay, now apparently he's declared his undying love for her and wants to marry her. Problem is though this is totally on the Internet andthis beautiful girl can't contact the guy who is supposedly telling her that he love her. Okay, I'm pissed off as it's a closed friend of mine. If it's sorted, god, I'd be so happy. Just please, don't hurt her again?
Office Detention
Office Detention by netsub © If you are not 18, do not read. This is for adults only. The following is a work of fiction. It contains scenes of domination, bondage, somewhat reluctant submission, and nudity. All characters are fictitious. F-dom/F, semi conc Copyright April 23, 2000 Office Detention: Part I Camille rushed into the office on Monday morning. Her heart pounding as she raced up the flights of stairs, her breathing ragged as she tried to walk calmly down the hallway to her desk. She noticed her boss's door was opened. She was in earlier that usual. Camille reached her desk. Her heart skipped a beat when she found that the disk she had mistakenly left there on Friday was not there. Staring at her desk as if to make the disk appear, she was unaware that her boss, Mrs. Huntington, had approached her. "You're in a little early my dear." The cool words made Camille spin around. Her eyes widened as she saw the disk lying in her boss's hand. Her mouth became dry
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Some Mine, Some Not
Friendship ~~~~~~~~~~ A friend walks in when the world walks out, A friend stands by, when the going gets tough, A friend knows when you are hurt A friend wants to help you get through A friend is a shoulder to cry on A friend is always there for you A friend like you..... Brings out, the friend in me! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Please Don't Quit ~~~~~~~~~~~ When things go wrong, as they sometimes will, When the road your trudging seems all uphill, When the funs are low, and the debts are high, And you want to smile, but you have to sigh, When care is pressing you down a bit, Rest if you must, but you must not quit. Life is strange with its twists and turns, As everyone of us sometimes learns, And many a failure turns about, When he might have won, had he stuck it out; Don't give up though the pace seems slow, Yo
I sit here looking at a world that does not exist through the screen of my computer. Billions of signals pass through the air to bring me to distant lands. Far away faces look back at me with smiles and laughter. I am alive in another form. The me that passes through the net is some one else. I am able to be more open, more honest and more flirtatious. All of this is deep inside me every day I just choose to ignore them. Rejection is always easier when you can turn off your life. So many new faces have brightened my day here on the LC. I may not ever have the connection in real life as I do with a cyber life, but either way I am glad I am here and that I have a life. Even if it is in cyber space.
Observer by Adamseve © I sat in the chair with my palms pressed against the top of my thighs. I was wearing a skirt that hugged my full ass. If I were standing up the skirt would have come to my mid thigh. A black stretchy tank top covered my lace demi bra. I was not skinny girl; I came with curves, Full double D breasts and a round ass. He was a mystery. "You may move your hands now, but only touch your thighs." I slowly began to rub my thighs. Soft caresses and then with more pressure to indicated my desire for more. "Move your hand up, and rub your belly." Slowly my hand traveled up my hipbone to my belly, above my pussy and below my breasts. "Use both hands." My hands pulled away from the center to my sides then back again, each time increasing my arousal. I could feel my clit swell and my panties become moist, and even though I couldn't touch my nipples, I knew they were hard. "Such beautiful breasts. Touch them, but do not touch the nipples." My fing
Ladies On Yim!!
A Bunch Of Poems
Adrian (3/23/1992 - 7/17/1998) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ You were a beautiful flower, Just starting to bloom… But your time here was near, Why didn’t we see the doom. To hear the cries, Made it hard to swallow, To see you lying there, Made my heart go hollow… To see my baby, That just turned six, Her blonde hair streaked red, Her life gone I couldn’t fix… So I sit here and cry Wishing that you could see Wanting, waiting, Wishing you’d come back to me. But I know your in heaven, Looking and smiling down.. Watching over us, In your beautiful white gown.. I hold onto your memory, Though as time goes by, I dream and wait, To hold you again close by. By Becky L. I walk alone I walk alone, afraid to see... the future, for the past, frightens me.. I see the gray I see the hu
Prison Vs. Work
IN PRISON.. you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell. AT WORK...... you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle. IN get three meals a day. AT only get a break for one meal and you pay for it. IN get time off for good behavior. AT get more work for good behavior. IN PRISON...the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you. AT must carry around a security card and open all the doors for yourself. IN can watch TV and play games. AT get fired for watching TV and playing games. IN get your own toilet. AT have to share with 300 people. IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit. AT can't even speak to your family. IN PRISON...the taxpayers pay all expenses with no work required. AT get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes
Obsequium by shaegirl © solemnly, i slowly open the thick, wooden door and peer through the dimly lit room. it is just as i had expected. i enter slowly, almost with a resignation. as i walk barefoot into the room, i know what is to come. i am not greeted, and though i am examined by hunting, darting eyes, no one moves toward me. the room is large, perhaps the great room of a gothic mansion. i lower my eyes and listen to the monotonous drone of a man chanting. the familiar sounds don't ease my anxiety. perhaps if i don't make eye contact, it won't happen right away. the obviously wealthy men milling around inspect the women silently. the women, of course, are not allowed to approach a man or initiate any kind of interaction. we are simply shadows, fading away from our former lives. i tug gently on my short vinyl skirt, and walk carefully through the room. the lack of color among the guests' clothing sets a serious, dismal mood. through the flicker of yellow candles, i see a man pe
What Is This?
This must be the youngest person on $IP$@ LostCherry
A Poem I Wrote To My Loveing Wife
While You Sleep While you lie asleep at night I watch you with all my might Try to keep you in my sight, But the sleep, I must fight To stay awake until daylight, Then I know you'll be alright, While you lie asleep at night. John T Roe Copyright ©2006 John T Roe
Well Fuck Me Bowlegged
I have no idea if anything here is working for me. I keep sending shouts and messages to a few people and I am not getting the responses from them like I always do. I just don't know....I'm confused. Are you confused? Do you know?
A new employee is hired at the Tickle Me Elmo factory. The personnel >manager explains her duties, and tells her to report to work promptly >at 8:00 AM. > >The next day at 8:45AM, there's a knock at the personnel manager's >door. The assembly line foreman comes in and starts ranting about this >new employee. > >He says she's incredibly slow, and the whole line is backing up. > >The foreman takes the personnel manager down to the factory floor to >show him the problem. > >Sure enough, Elmos are backed up all over the place. At the end of the >line is the new employee. She has a roll of the material used for the >Elmos and a big bag of marbles. They both watch as she cuts a little >piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles, and starts sewing the >little package >between Elmo's legs. > >The personnel manager starts laughing hysterically. After several >minutes, he pulls himself together, walks over to the woman, and says, >"I'm sorry, I guess you misund
Reluctance by Robert Frost (1874 - 1963) Out through the fields and the woods And over the walls I have wended; I have climbed the hills of view And looked at the world, and descended; I have come by the highway home, And lo, it is ended. The leaves are all dead on the ground, Save those that the oak is keeping To ravel them one by one And let them go scraping and creeping Out over the crusted snow, When others are sleeping. And the dead leaves lie huddled and still, No longer blown hither and thither; The last lone aster is gone; The flowers of the witch hazel wither; The heart is still aching to seek, But the feet question "Whither?" Ah, when to the heart of man Was it ever less than a treason To go with the drift of things, To yield with a grace to reason, And bow and accept the end Of a love or a season?
When You Thought.....
When You Thought I Wasn't Looking by a Child When you thought i wasn't looking, I saw you hang my first painting on the fridge, and i immediately wanted to paint another one..... When you thought i wasn't looking, i saw you feed a stray cat, and i learned that it was good to be kind to animals.... When you thought i wasn't looking, i saw you make my favorite cake for me, and i learned little things can be special things in too... When you thought i wasn't looking, i heard you say a prayer, and i knew there is a God i could always talk to and I learned to trust in God.... When you thought i wasn't looking, i saw you make a meal and take it to a friend who was sick, and i learned that we all have to help take care of each other.... When you thought i wasn't looking, i saw you give of your time and money to help people who had nothing, and i learned that those who have something should give to those that don't.... When you t
This Sucks
i ask for a simple thing and u guys cant even do it and i know u guys dont read bulletins but come on u repost everybody elses bulletins ya i know i bitch to much but i need points to
To My Texas Friends
A father watched his daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and innocent his little girl was. Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her and noticed she was looking at two spiders mating. "Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked. "They're mating," her father replied. "What do you call the spider on top, Daddy?" she asked. "That's a Daddy Longlegs," her father answered. "So, the other one is Mommy Longlegs?" the little girl asked. "No," her father replied. "Both of them are Daddy Longlegs." The little girl thought for a moment, then she stomped them flat and said "Well, it might be okay in California, Vermont, and New York, but we're not having any of that shit in Texas."
Lc Is Great
i love lc its so great to be here and have all you as friends , family, and fans, i love and adore each and everone of you and i thank you all for your love and support for me .Courtesy of
Burning Flame Of Desire
You lit the flame that burns so strong within me You made my body ache in pure unbridled ecstasy. You took my lonely and cold heart and made it beat No longer am I waiting in the shadows resigned to defeat. You filled me with love and a passionate desire No longer do I hide, frozen and cold inside. But drown with your every touch and every kiss I want to revel in this beautiful pure perfect bliss. Now I reach out and yearn for your burning fire And forever want to breathe and live within this desire.
Number 3
One saturday night, i decide to go out with the girls for a night on the town.....we stop at the first bar, not much going on, so we each get a drink, slam it, then head out to the next bar........this one is alot more fun.........everyone is dancing and there are cute guys everywhere.........all of a sudden i feel arms around me......i turn around and its you i see...........surprised to see you, i ask you what are you doing here? and you reply, i was hoping you were we start kissing..........the embrace getting tighter and tighter..........we are both so turned on........we sneak into the bathroom together........i help you undo your pants, as i see you were going commando.......i bite my lip, and release your beautiful c*ck, gently sucking the head into my mouth, flicking my tongue along the soft underside of the head.........mmmmm you taste so good, as i take more of you into my mouth, you lean back against the sink, gripping it, as my mouth works its
Obedience In All
Obedience In All by PassionStJohn © He had no idea how long he had sat there holding her hand. Time was gone. She lay so still. She looked so tiny. How often had he admired her body before and never noticed how small she really was? He closed his eyes and remembered her bound and squirming with anticipation, the sheen of arousal on her skin, her heady scent. All that was now masked by the hospital smells, the bandages, and the machines. He had been angry at her early. He had been surprised to arrive home and not find her waiting. At first he counted the minutes, imagining her distress as she saw the time, knowing the punishment would increase for every five minutes she was late. At an hour late, he began to plan a suitable punishment. He was surprised by a knock on the door. Grateful he was still dressed in his work clothes and not his leather clothing he answered the door. He was surprised to see a pair of police officers. The tall black officer looked uncomfortable to be t
No Subject
One day a little cat was walking through the park when he came across a pond. He peered into the pond and noticed that at the bottom of the pond there was a little cocktail sausage. > > > > > >The cat was feeling quite peckish so as the water wasn't that deep he reached in with his little paw and hooked the sausage out and ate it. > >The next day the cat was walking through the park again and he peered into the pond again - there was another sausage but this time it was a normal sized one so the cat reached in but this time he had to put his whole arm into the pond. The cat hooked the sausage out and ate it. > >The next day the cat looked into the pond and found an enormous Cumberland sausage at the bottom of the pond. It looked so delicious, but it was so huge that he had to actually put the whole of his body into the pond to get the sausage. He ate it and found it very tasty! > > > >THE MORAL OF THE STORY.......(ur gonna love this)........ > > > > > > > > > >
Birthday... Blog 2
awake, feeling hands stripping me, kisses along my body, feeling its a dream, i awake to find two guys actually doing this.....kind of nervous, yet still half asleep i start moaning, as the two mouths find my nipples, licking their tautness, and suckling them like a newborn......i feel my body quivering and arching towards their one leaves, trailing kisses down my stomach, licking my belly button ring and around it, while the other starts nibbling on my neck.....i open my eyes and realize both men are naked, and so am i......i pull one in for a kiss as the other is kissing on my hips and the outside of my labia, feeling him teasing me, my body arching for more, but he avoids it......i thrust my tongue into the one's mouth, feeling his tongue dancing with mine, as i feel the other mouth reach its destination, burying his face between my thighs, licking and sucking my body writhers, feeling the tension building, with one hand i grab his hair, and with the other
I Walk With A Swagger!
I walk with a swagger! I walk with a swagger! I walk with a swagger! I walk with a swagger! I walk with a swagger!
Obedience by md_rose_anne © Joanne came in from a long hard day at work. Checking the answering machine on the phone as she walked in the door, she noticed the light blinking and saw that there was one message. Kicking off her shoes, she pressed the play button. Upon hearing the recorded voice, she stiffened. This wasn't what she expected to hear. Turning quickly, she rewound the message and listened again, carefully. "Welcome home, My little pet. I have booked a table for U/us at Chez Nous tonight, where W/we will be having dinner T/together. You will follow My instructions to the letter in preparing yourself to attend. I know My good little girl will do exactly as she is told. Now, go into your bedroom and call Me from your mobile." Rewinding the message and resetting the answering machine, Joanne moved to do as her Master had bidden her. She dialled His number. "May joanne greet You, Master Anthony?" "Good girl. I am pleased to see you follow instructions so wel
I Think It's Funny
A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected: a half-gallon of 2% milk, a carton of eggs, a quart of orange juice, a head of romaine lettuce, a 2 lb. can of coffee, and a 1 lb. package of bacon. As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated, "You must be single." The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status. Curiosity getting the better of her, she said "Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?" The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly."
Number One
walks in, wearing a short business suit.... puts her cd in.....just as "pour some sugar on me" comes on, she hops on stage, tipping her hat over her eyes, as the beat starts she looks up, throws her hat at the crowd, and starts dancing around the pole, rolling her body........then pulls the pins holding her long hair up in a bun out, so her hair cascades around her shoulder, as she whips her head side to side, letting it flow down her back.......then takes her glasses and throws them behind her, as she continues dancing, slowly stripping off her jacket, revealing a pink lace bra, as she bends over, slides slowly down into the splits, as she unzips her skirt......revealing matching thong and garterbelt................turns around, shaking her azz..........she slowly unbuttons her bra, throws it over her shoulder, looking at the crowd, slowly turns around, with her hands covering her breasts, and then slowly reveals them..........sashaying around.........and goes over to the pole again..
Cherry Points
I have been noticing lately and my gf has noticed it as well on hers that our cherry points seem to fluctuate a lot...we seem to lose points at times. Anyone have any clue how this happens?
O/one by Kajira Callista © With thanks to bridgeburner for help with the editing. She turns on the water in the bath...carefully checking more then once to be sure it’s the right temperature. She lights all the candles that surround the tub… goes to the closet and gets a towel, places it within reach. She opens the windows wide and watches the steam rise from the tub as she pours in the bath salts and just a tiny bit of bubbles, exactly the way he expects her to. The scent of lavender fills the room; the candles’ glow warms her. She goes back to the bedroom where he waits for her. She slowly and carefully undresses him as he watches everything she does silently. She returns to the bathroom and turns off the water, checking the temperature one more time; she kneels besides the tub and waits for Him. Her heart beats faster as she peeks up at him then quickly lowers her eyes again. She waits quietly for him to enter the tub and tell her to join him. He calls for her to join hi
No Longer Submissive
No Longer Submissive by Doomed_Dreamer © You see me enter the room wearing my leopard print halter top and black leather pants. All the guys in the bar turn to stare as I walk towards you. It was obvious I wasn't wearing underwear or a bra. The look in my eyes were pure lust and you knew we'd be leaving soon. I sit beside you and place my hand under the table on your groin. Deftly unzipping your pants, I began to stroke you right then and there. God I wanted a taste of you. "What, no hello?" you ask me with a teasing smile. You know me well. I love sex and I hadn't seen you in a month. My college is eight hours away from where you live and you knew I was just aching to get fucked. Eat? Hell no, not right now. You knew what I wanted to do. We leave within minutes, I already had you breathing heavy and sweating. Your cock was so hard you had to try to cover it with your coat, and my bemused smile as we left made you laugh. I was soaking wet but you had no idea yet. You pull over
Blind Folds
You scored as Blind Folds. Your turn on is the blindfold. When you can't see, that makes your other senses more aware... including your sense of touch. So who wouldn't enjoy being blindfolded???? Sex isn't sex without enhancing your sense of touch.Blind Folds92%Biting67%Whips33%Bondage17%Chains/Handcuffs17%Blood0%What's Your Kinky Turn On?created with
It's a sad day at my place. One of my best friends past away last night. Larry the Lounge Lizard will be missed greatly. I have a picture of him posted so feel free to swing through and take a look, leave a comment or whatever. Some people wouldnt get it, they dont understand why someone would have such a fascination with reptiles, well some people are just dumb. I love my lizard friends and it's always very sad if something happens to one of them. He was not the most social lizard, i think he might have hated me but we were still friends. So I'm posting this blog to let my friends know whats happened and how i feel about him. Peace. Love ya Larry Nathan.
~**the Song Of A Broken Heart(poem)**~ By: Blake A. Underhill
Why is there so much pain to an end? I look down to the road of happiness and I can never see around the next bend Where have the days of open minds and hearts disappeared? When all I have ever wanted is for the path to be cleared I want to remember what it is like to be the focus of someone’s heart From beginning to end I never got a fair start I am tumbling down into the depths of loneliness, and it was my intent My soul is screaming it will scream until I no longer feel bent I look in the mirror and I see a face of a man who is lost in a world he does not belong Waiting to be awakened by the beat of his heart once it is strong When you dive in head first you are just waiting to be drowned Drowned by love when no one else is around In the end all I have is what I had when I began I should have looked the other way, I should have ran When I think of what could have been and what was meant to be I wonder if in this master plan anyone has ever thought of me When Tell
REVEAL A LITTLE ABOUT YOURSELF: NOW Is your hair up?: no, it's a shaggy mess Is your phone right beside you?: it's burried underneath some junk on my bed, so, yeah Do you have a bf/ gf?: NO...and i doubt i will ever meet someone who won't treat me like shit Do you wish you were somewhere else?: i daydream a lot, so i wish i was here, now. Do you have plans for tonight?: yeah, to do my research paper, but seeming as though i am already drunk... Are you wearing makeup?: nope. Are you wearing chapstick?: i got wine stains on my lips! Are you cold?: no, i am totally comfortable. Are you tired?: no. blissful buzz, in full effect. Are you excited?: nervous. always. Are you watching t.v.?: no Are you wearing pajamas?: yup Who's the last person you IMed?: jami who's the last person that called you?: hilda who's the last person that texted you? one-eyed bill PAST Anything you regret? no. fate and freewill produces knowledge. Ever lied?:
My Five Word Puzzle
MY FIVE WORD PUZZLE I hang on your words I cherish your mind I think you to be the greatest to find I long to be near you in every way I look forward to being there one fateful day Love that lifts me in my darkest hour Love that fills me with your greatest power Love that lets me never forget Love that I look for even yet You are the light that guides my what is to be You are the one to who I am given freely You are my world and in you see all that is beautiful You are my spirit, my heart, and my soul True are you in every way it is clear True are you that's why I hold you dear True in the poetry that is your sweet love True we fit together like hand fits to glove Forever a word beyond meaning to most Forever with you I would be engrossed Forever I would know that there is wonder Forever I would trust that none can put asunder By Ron
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Barry White _ The Godfather Of Makeout Music Or Music To Get Laid By
Here's to Barry White, helping people get lucky for over 30 years!!!! Tell me folks which tune you all liked best The Portly Irishman
My Feelings Of Love
I want the whole world to know That since the first night You walk into my life... Nothing has been the same. As I wait for you to pass by, Just to get a glimpse of you... I want you to know That I'm the only one That would walk any fire for you... As I've hungered, Just to feel the burning of your flames... And how you make my heart pound like thunder, As you take my breath away, With your words, And your passions, and your love, I can't escape... From the love I feel for you, From a place within me, Where your love resides, I feel that I am tide up in chains, For all this that my heart and soul feels, Since you have captured me completely, Cause all I do my love... Is crave and yearn, for one single touch, Of your everlasting love, I will always truly love only you!
If You Find Him Let Me Know!!!
I'm In Love With A Dead Bitch
Some say it's crazy, the tale I'm going to tell Other's have said it's my ticket straight to hell But either way I've decided to stop trying To hide the truth, I'm just so tired of lying So this is my story of how it could be I fell in love with the ghost who's been haunting me Moving into this house I didn't know I would find Such a caring, violent spirit had been left behind I'll be the first to admit that in the beginning That when she'd show up, and her head would start spinning I was a little uneasy, but soon I would start To find it cute when she'd throw knives at my heart And it wasn't soon after, I had a growing suspicion That I was falling in love with a sexy apparition So I had a seance, just me and a wax candle My love showed up and beat me with an axe handle But that's just her way of showing she cares Like her loving game of pushing me down the stairs I've tried to explain, but my family doesn't get it I send pictures on holidays, but I'm the only
A Crime Scene
There's been a murder, a woman was killed, found in a bathtub, partially filled. A pair of policemen went into the house and thoroughly questioned the poor woman's spouse. He'd just come home from working all night and found her like that, a terrible sight. The younger policeman looked on with dismay. He'd never forget that terrible day. He saw the young woman from behind the door and empty milk cartons all over the floor, scattered strawberries, slices of fruit, and spoonfuls of sugar and honey to boot. "Who could have done this terrible thing?" His voice had a horrified, pitiful ring. "Just look at the clues," replied Sargeant Miller. "It looks like the work of a cereal killer."
Never Had Sex
A certain guy had never had sex in his life, so his friend told him that he'd take him to a girl that would teach him a few things. He agrees. Later that week, he's in a room with the girl. She takes off her clothes, and asks him, "Do you know what I want?" He says, quite honestly, "No.". She lies down on the bed, and asks him the same question again. Again, he answers "No." Now, she's not sure exactly what to do, so she spreads her legs all the way; we're talking spread-eagle. She asks, "Now do you know what I want?" He answers, "Yeah. You want the whole bed to yourself."
Spiced Scallops
Ingredients: Scallops: ¾ lb bay scallops Spice Mixture 2 Tbsp fresh lemon juice 1 medium onion, chopped 3 garlic cloves, minced ¼ cup minced parsley 3 tsp cumin 1 tsp cayenne pepper 1 tsp coriander Fresh ground pepper to taste Tobasco sauce to taste Instructions: 1. Mix together all the ingredients of the Spice Mixture. 2. Add scallops to the spice mixture and let marinate for 20 minutes. 3. Steam the scallops over boiling water for about 2 minutes. 4. Place scallops on a tray to be served. Nutritional Information: Exchange: 1 Very Lean Meat Calories 50 Calories from Fat 4 Total Fat 0 g Saturated Fat 0 g Cholesterol 18 mg Sodium 92 mg Carbohydrates 2 g Dietary Fiber 0 g Sugars 1 g Protein 9 g
Two old ladies were outside their nursing home having a smoke when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking. Lady 1: 'What's that?' Lady 2: 'A condom.' Lady 1: 'Where'd you get it?' Lady 2: 'You can get them at any drugstore.' The next day, Lady 1 hobbles into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a package of condoms. The guy looks at her kind of strangely (she is, after all, in her 80's), but politely asks what brand she prefers. 'Doesn't matter,' she replies, 'as long as it fits a Camel.'
Proverbial Sands Of Time
Each day goes by Like the dropping of the sands Slipping Slipping through my hands Chasing after time I can never seem to find Do you ever feel that your life is passing by? Watching slowly As you try to catch a ride Standing still as the world is moving forward Never ending To that place in time When we have to say goodbye Have you ever watched the sunset, And felt it was your life that was setting? A scene from another time You will never be forgetting Time moves so quickly for the old I am old at heart And yet too young to live The sun is setting on my being It’s a story too often told Where one once loved Now there is only stone Each day went by Like the pouring of the sands raining heavily heavily through my hands chasing after time that always passed me by the sands fell through and I couldn’t grasp the silky grains of my life
My First Time
The sky was dark the moon was high all alone just her and I Her hair so soft her eyes so blue I knew just what she wanted to do Her skin so soft her legs so fine I ran my fingers down her spine I didn't know how but I tried my best to place my hand on her breast I remember my fear my fast beating heart but slowly she spread her legs apart And when she did I felt no shame as all at once the white stuff came At last it was finished it's all over now, my first time...milking a cow.
With Every Beat Of My Heart
With every beat of my heart I feel yours inside of mine, Together they beat as one Keeping perfect time. With every beat of my heart I hear yours inside of mine, Our chance to be together The beat says it's nearly time. With every beat of my heart I know that yours does to, And every time it pumps I know I'm feeling you. With every beat of my heart I listen close to what it says, I hear yours calling mine And it knows it must obey. With every beat of my heart I feel mine loving you, And with every beat of yours I know you love me too. With every beat of my heart It hurts when you say good bye, And with every beat of my heart Drops another tear I cry. With every beat of my heart I miss you all the more, The beat grows ever louder Until it's like a thunderous roar. For with every beat of my heart Inside I feel the pain, Right now mine beats alone And I'm missing you again. With every beat of my heart I need yours here to stay, For I miss
I Like To Bite..haha
You scored as Biting. When it comes to being kinky, your biggest turn on is biting. You love the ectasy of teeth sinking into your flesh, and are probably willing to return the favor. Sex just isn't sex without using your teeth.Chains/Handcuffs100%Biting100%Bondage75%Whips67%Blind Folds58%Blood50%What's Your Kinky Turn On?created with
Barry White - I Found Love
I Found Love
Words Hard To Say
Difficult words to say when you are drunk...... 1. Innovative 2. Preliminary 3. Proliferation Impossible words to say when you are drunk..... 1. Thanks, but I don't want sex 2. No, I don't want another drink 3. No Kebab for me, thanks 4. Sorry, but you are not quite good looking enough for me 5. Good evening officer
My Addiction
Every word Right on cue Another lie To keep my thoughts on you Every breath you take Another reason for me to give My heart And everything within Wrap me up In all your sin Take me down To love and bruise again If you listen you can hear The sound of burning flesh It is better to have burned and died Than to never have burned at all My proverbial wounds And the proverbial disease within The flowing veins My addiction Feigning The haunting aftertaste I love you Wrap me up In all your sin Take me down To love and bruise again Take me down To bruise and love again
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Barry White - Can't Get Enough Of Your Love
Can't Get Enough of Your Love
A Naughty Little Poem
A Naughty Little Poem She whispered "will it hurt me?" "Of course not" answered he "It's a very simple process, You can rely on me." She said "I'm very frightened, I've not had this before. My friend has had it five times And said it can be sore." It was growing rather painful Tears formed in her eyes It was hurting quite a bit now It must have been a size. "Calm yourself" he whispered "His face filled with a grin "Try and open wider So I can get it in." "It's coming now" he whispered "I know" she cried in bliss Feeling it deep within her now She said "I am glad I'm having this." And with a final effort She gave a frightened shout He gripped it in anguish And quickly pulled it out. She lay back quite contended Sighed and gave a smile She said "I'm glad I came now You made it worth my while." Now if you read this carefully The dentist you will find Is not what you imagined It's just your dirty mind!!
Barry White - Love Makin' Music
Love Makin' Music
Ok Everybody
come on i need 450 points dont make me put naked pics of my wife on here hahah just kidding but just to let yall know im still here thinking scarey huh
Barry White - All Around The World
All Around The World
And Sometimes
Guhhh fuuuuugh I love. You with a thick head filled with juicy brains I stumbled over and kissed your forehead. You screamed but then moaned with me Guhhhhhhh Muuuuuhhh I got your hair stuck in my teeth but we laughed about the gaping holes in our heads. iloveyouiloveyouiloveyouUGHHHHHHHHH We got on all fours and slid on blood of the new earth and bit on each others lips for the excited juice that oozes... Like Jolly ranchers of coagulation entwined forever in the asphalt. The puppies cried to our deaf ears and ripping we sat next to their limp forms. My computer hums and I realize I'm not a zombie...yet Can't I just pretend mommy? Reply: Nope. You're a sick little kid. And sometimes you cant differentiate between your you're and your's And Sometimes you dont punctuate properly And sometimes you type and dont make any sense because your sophmoronic and bland. And sometimes i Hate you for existing And sometimes i just keep typing and dont want to stop And s
i moved up thanks girls!! i'll come leave u some extra love when i can!

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