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The Difference Between Me And Them Is....
The difference between me and them is...I DONT SHOW MY SHIT ONLINE...dont ask me to show myshit in a pic or on cam... it wont happen..i personally am shocked at all the chics on Lc and men equally that show there shit online...and asking me to add u to msn or yahoo doesnt warrant me showin my shit online just because i added you...i have alil more respect for myself than that..and if you dont like it well too bad....i dont change for anyone...not to mention the fact im in a relationship and i sure as hell wouldnt want my bf to be showing his shit for the world to see online...even if i was single i still wouldnt show my shit on here lol....if you wanna show your shit on here go ahead do so its your choice and my choice is to NOT show my shit!!!!lol...so ya thats what im saying..I DONT SHOW MY SHIT. MySt

Think Before You Speak
Think before you speak... Here are six reasons why you should think before you speak - the last one is great! Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back... or that you could crawl into a hole? Here are the Testimonials of a few people who did.... FIRST TESTIMONY: I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly, "How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?" I turned around and walked back out and never went back My husband didn't say a word... he knew better. SECOND TESTIMONY: I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using. After browsing for several minutes, I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen who works at the store. He asked if he could help me. Without thinking, I looked at him and said, "I think I like playing with men's balls." THIRD TESTIMONY: My sister and I were

A Poem I Got From A Friend
Daddy's Poem Her hair was up in a pony tail, her favorite dress tied with a bow. Today was Daddy's Day at school, and she couldn't wait to go. But her mommy tried to tell her, that she probably should stay home. Why the kids might not understand, if she went to school alone. But she was not afraid; she knew just what to say. What to tell her classmates of why he wasn't there today. But still her mother worried, for her to face this day alone. And that was why once again, she tried to keep her daughter home. But the little girl went to school eager to tell them all. About a dad she never sees a dad who never calls. There were daddies along the wall in back, for everyone to meet. Children squirming impatiently, anxious in their seats. One by one the teacher called a student from the class. To introduce their daddy, as seconds slowly passed. At last the teacher called her name, every child turned to stare. Each of them was searching, a man who

Everybody Do The Flintstone Flop!!!! Woot!!!
"Cow belly, pot of beans tie a rope around your jeans tell your mama not to wait you ain't getting home till late yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah we're gonna Twitch! There's a town I know where the hipsters go called Bedrock Twitch! Twitch! And when you get an itch then you do the Twitch in Bedrock Twitch! Twitch! it's a twitchin' town so I'll see you down in Bedrock Twitch! Twitch! Well, we'll twitch around the clock tonight in Bedrock Twitch! Twitch! And Rock is gonna roll with all his might in Bedrock Twitch! Twitch! It's a twitchin town, so I'll see ya down in Bedrock Twitch! Twitch! Yeah the twitchin's fine, have yourself a time in Bedrock Twitch! Twitch!" Bwaaaahahahahahahahaha!!!!!

Hat Do All Of The Things In A Group Have In Common?
What is the one thing shared by all three items in the same group? A.)a cow a shoe a baby B.)a doctor's office a post office music C.)a zipper a shark a comb D.)restaurant goer a bird the Senate E.)a potato a hurricane a target F.)a river a person a cave Shout out to me or private message me if ya know the answers.

Free Porn Pics.
well this site has it all. and i mean it. sometime ago i joined this site and posted pics of myself. maybe you can find them? well here is the link to the newest pics of the day. Clicky click for free porn =) yeah i know most of u wont click it. well i like porn. and i like free porn the most lol. well, give it a shot, dont like it? then dont go back.

Toy Whores Ch. 09
Toy Whores Ch. 09 by R. Richard © After we sell a couple of machines to Lulu's friends, young Miriam and Valerie, we still have an appointment remaining with one Jean, financial advisor to Valerie. All we know about Jean is that she is a financial advisor and she has the voice of an ice-cold bitch who has contempt for every other woman in the world and hate for every man. I cannot believe that Jean will actually come in for her appointment. Then again, I did not believe that Jean would make the appointment in the first place. Jean calls Nanci several times before her scheduled appointment. Jean asks Nanci if it is true that a lady had to be nude to use the sex machine? (How the hell else did she expect that it would work, mental telepathy?) Nanci basically tells her that her pussy must be exposed but that she could cover everything else. Nanci also tells her that Nanci will be nude, because it is easier to use the machine while nude and we can tell more about the conditio

Wanna Dance ??
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A Few Funnies..............repost
WHACK!!! There was this little guy sitting in a bar, drinking his beer, minding his own business when all of a sudden this great big dude comes in and -- WHACK!! -- knocks him off the bar stool and onto the floor. The big dude says, "That was a karate chop from Korea." The little guy thinks "GEEZ," but he gets back up on the stool and starts drinking again when all of a sudden -- WHACK!! -- the big dude knocks him down AGAIN and says, "That was a judo chop from Japan." So the little guy has had enough of this... He gets up, brushes himself off and quietly leaves. The little guy is gone for an hour or so when he returned. Without saying a word, he walks up behind the big dude and -- WHAM!!!" -- knocks the big dude off his stool, knocking him out cold!!! The little guy looks at the bartender and says, "When he gets up, tell him that's a crowbar from Sears. ____________________ REDNECK VASECTOMY A Kentucky couple, both bonifide rednecks, had 9 children. They went

Toy Whores Ch. 08
Toy Whores Ch. 08 by R. Richard © After we sell a couple of machines to ‘Lulu,‘ we expect that we will see some of Lulu's friends in, either individually or in a group. We do get some clients in due to Lulu. However, not exactly Lulu's friends. We get another call from Lulu and she is ecstatic about her Sybian machines. According to Lulu, the machines are fantastic and they have improved her love life. (I manage to avoid asking her if she dumped Charles and if that might also have been a contributing factor.) Lulu is a satisfied customer and she wants to bring in a couple of girls to try the Sybian machine. Since Nanci and I expected exactly this to happen, I am very calm and tell Lulu that we will be happy to set up an appointment or two, as the ladies wish. Lulu then tells me something that damn near causes me to drop the phone. The girls Lulu wants to bring in are 18-year-old girls who are nieces of Lulu, not really friends of Lulu. Neither Nanci or I had reall

Toy Whores Ch. 07
Toy Whores Ch. 07 by R. Richard © After we sell machines to the four ladies that Heather recruited for us we expect more ladies from Heather's group to call. However, we first get a call from a lady who identifies herself only as ‘Lulu.' She has heard some rumors about Heather buying ‘some sort of sex machine. I politely point out to Lulu that we do not discuss our customer's names or any other identifying information about them. However, we do have any number of socially prominent ladies who are satisfied users of our machines. Lulu wants to know how our machine works. I tell her that our machine used a unique system to stimulate a woman sexually. I quickly tell her that most stimulation systems create a dependency in the women who use them. Our machines not only do not create a dependency, they actually make sex with a partner more enjoyable. Lulu is very skeptical. I then point out that we are not doctors, but perhaps more like sex therapists. I then tell her

Pink Flesh
Satin pink flesh upon my tongue, the soft sensual smell, the sweet juices dripping down my chin. I wrap my lips around the moist substance and suck the juices into my mouth. I lick a drip that travels down my finger in a slow tantalizing trail to the tip. Again I partake of the sweetness letting the juices trickle down my chin. Sucking, licking, feeling the heavenly texture in my mouth, tasting the luscious sweetness, smelling the heady aroma. I feel a bit dazed with the pleasure invading my sences. I dive in again and again, each time climbing a bit higher in my ascent toward heaven. The satiny feel of my tongue licking the sweet nectar from my fingers hightens the pleasures. My teeth nibble lightly and more juice comes rushing to my taste buds. I eagerly lap them up and nibble more. I close my eyes and just feel. The gentle sweet smell, the satiny texture on my fingers and in my mouth, I hear the sigh on my lips and taste the sweet luscious flavor. I am fullfilled in a way only this

Toy Whores Ch. 06
Toy Whores Ch. 06 by R. Richard © After we sell a Sybian machine to Heather, she agrees to finance our operation. We have several new machines and appointments for several new customers. Better yet, the new customers are rich lady friends of Heather who are pre-sold. The first batch of new customers are four ladies who want to try the Sybian ride, but have all kinds of doubts and fears. To my never ending surprise, they want to try their first Sybian rides in a group with their husbands watching. Since there are, in effect, no initial calls, Nanci and Heather handle everything. Well, actually, not quite everything. I have a plan that will bring us more sales and Nanci agrees to try it. The night of the group ride, the ladies show up with coats clutched to them, apparently expecting a group rape by wild huns. Well, it turns out that the wild huns have the night off (union thing). However I do have two wild, nude ladies to greet them. Of course, Nanci is more or le

Toy Whores Ch. 05
Toy Whores Ch. 05 by R. Richard © After then first show starring Nanci, we had people clamoring for appointments. They wanted to come in as singles and in groups. It was kind of strange. We found that it worked best if I answered the phone for the initial calls number. I would give the caller the facts, the success ratio, even the costs if they insisted. I had a fact sheet and I could make seamless presentations. Once we got the facts out of the way, we moved into the fantasy realm. I would have the customer talk to Nanci on our call-back number. I have no idea of exactly what Nanci told the callers. However, the callers were almost all women and they were not interested in any more facts, they wanted to know how if felt and how it worked. Nanci would talk to them for a while. Then Nanci would talk dirty to them for a while. Then Nanci would talk dress code to them for a while. Did I say dress code? I meant undress code! The second sales session was with a very rich, v

New Drink
A woman and her boyfriend are out having a few drinks. While they're sitting there having a good time together she starts talking about this really great new drink. The more she talks about it,the more excited she gets,and starts trying to talk her boyfriend into having one. After a while he gives in and lets her order the drink for him. The bartender brings the drink and puts the following on the bar -- A saltshaker, a shot of Baileys, and a shot of lime juice. The boyfriend looks at the items quizzically and the woman explains. "First you put a bit of the salt on your tongue, next you drink the shot of Baileys and hold it in your mouth, and finally you drink the lime juice." So, the boyfriend, trying to go along and please her, goes for it. He puts the salt on his tongue -- salty but OK. He drinks the shot of Baileys - smooth, rich, cool, very pleasant. He thinks - this is OK. Finally he picks up the lime juice and drinks it. .... In one second

Toy Whores Ch. 04
Toy Whores Ch. 04 by R. Richard © Nanci's show convinced the guy who owned the Sybian machines and the place where we would demonstrate them that we could make money. I had lined up four couples from my work at the health club. When the guy who owned the Sybian machines wanted in on the sales demo, I knew we had it made. What I envisioned was four individual demos. To my surprise, the prospective customers wanted it one demo with four couples. I set it up that way. When I checked back, I found out that the reason for the group demo seemed to be that no one wanted to have the demo fail when they were the only customer. Actually, one of the original four couples canceled, as it was the wrong time of the month. However, with the guy who owned the place and his wife, we were back at four. Better yet, the wife of the guy who owned the place was basically a guaranteed sale. We were on our way! The night of the demo, the couples arrive and the ladies are a little apprehensiv

Neat Test!!! Please Take It!!
At the end of this message, you are asked a question. Answer it immediately. Don't stop and think about it. Just say the first thing that pops into your mind. This is a fun "test"... AND kind of spooky at the same time! Give it a try, then e-mail it around and you'll see how many people you know fall into the same percentage as you. Be sure to put in the subject line if you are among the 98% or the 2%. You'll understand what that means after you finish taking the test. Now. Just follow the instructions as quickly as possible. Do not go to the next calculation before you have finished the previous one.. You do not ever need to write or remember the answers, just do it jusing your mind. You'll be surprised. Start: How much is: 15 + 6 3 + 56 89 + 2 12 + 53

It's Christmas To Me!!!!!
YOU CAN'T STEAL MY CHRISTMAS Poem by Sharon Steege I don't know who they are Saying I can't greet the crowd The way that I want to Can't say CHRISTMAS out loud. I walk into a business place See things that I'd rather not see But dare I not say CHRISTMAS And ask for a "holiday" tree. What happened to freedom of speech And living in the land of the free How can they take my CHRISTMAS money But can't say MERRY CHRISTMAS to me. Men and women have given their lives So we could still go free I wonder how they would feel At saying "HOLIDAY" TREE. Come on AMERICA let's wake up Don't let our freedom escape If they get by with doing this What else will they take. This is starting to get out of hand, And I've begun to keep track Well I've just about had enough I'M TAKING CHRISTMAS BACK. So MERRY CHRISTMAS AMERICA I hope this gets all over the net If we all stand united and take freedom back 'Twill be our best CHRISTMAS YET!

For Our Soldiers
Christmas Poem Twas the night before Christmas He lived all alone in a one bedroom house made of plaster and stone. I had come down the chimney with presents to give, and to see just who in this home did live. I looked all about, a strange sight I did see, no tinsel, no presents, not even a tree. No stocking by mantle, just boots filled with sand, on the wall hung pictures of far distant lands. With medals and badges, awards of all kinds, a sober thought came through my mind. For this house was different, it was dark and dreary, I found the home of a soldier, once I could see clearly. The soldier lay sleeping, silent, alone, curled up on the floor in this one bedroom home. The face was so gentle, the room is such disorder, not how I pictured a United States soldier. Was this the hero of whom I 'd just read? Curled up on a poncho, the floor for a bed? I realized the families that I saw this n

What's A Name Mean
EILEEN E is for Extraordinary I is for Inspirational L is for Luscious E is for Expressive E is for Entertaining N is for Natural What Does Your Name Mean? SWEET S is for Sensational W is for Wicked E is for Expressive E is for Emotional

I Don't Know
I don't know how common this is, but for me, the main problem is that I feel disconnected from everyone and everything. I have a few people out there who I care about, or who care about me, but no real intimacy with anyone. Worse yet, this is a long term pattern with me, it's been going on for enough years yet that it's quite possible I will be alone for the rest of my life. This totally sucks. I would like to have friends I could be truly close to, someone that I could be in love with, but I'm psychologically fucked up enough that I don't know how to make this happen. I like to think that if I had love and intimacy in my life, life wouldn't suck nearly as much. And hell, I think I've reached the point where I'm jealous of cult members. Those poor deluded fuckers who shave their heads and dance around in public begging for donations, or the heaven's gate suicide cult, at least they have a sense of purpose, of belonging. They must have a sense of devotion for thei

The Buffalo Theory
"Well you see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive drinking of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers."

Poem
Looking for my prince written by Susan Du Four 11/29/2005 I'm just a simple Cinderella, looking for my Prince, One that has a slipper, The one that's meant to fit, I've been searching everywhere, Looking high and low, Looking for a sign of him, The one that makes me glow, Have I finally met him, Is he really there, Only time will tell me, As he already cares, Time and space is maddening, For there's a lot between us, But if it to truly be, Then this prince will be with me.

Chili
Texas Chili ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---- Texas Chili Contest If you can read this whole story without laughing then there's no hope for you. I was crying by the end. Note: Please take time to read this slowly. If you pay attenti on to the first two judges, the reaction of the third judge is even better. For those of you who have lived in Texas , you know how true this is. They actually have a Chili Cook-off about the time Halloween comes around. It takes up a major portion of a parking lot at the San Antonio City Park . Judge #3 was an inexperienced Chili taster named Frank, who was visiting from Springfield , IL . Frank: "Recently, I was honored to be selected a s a judge at a chili cook-off. The original person called in sick at the last moment and I happened to be standing there at the judge's table asking for directions to the Coors Light truck, when the call came in. I was assured by the other

Divorce
A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, And asked, "What are the grounds for your divorce”? She replied, "About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by "No," he said, "I mean what is the foundation of this case?" "It is made of concrete, brick and mortar," she responded. "I mean," he continued, "What are your relations like?" "I have an aunt and uncle living here in town, and so do my Husband’s parents" He said, "Do you have a real grudge?" "No," she replied, "We have a two-car carport and have never really needed one" "Please," he tried again, "is there any infidelity in your marriage?" "Yes, both my son and daughter have stereo sets. We don't necessarily like the music, but the answer to your questions is yes." "Ma'am, does your husband ever beat you up?" "Yes," she responded, "about twice a week he gets up earlier than I do." Finally, in frustration, the judge asked, "L

I Could Be Wrong
Let's assume, for a moment, that there is a God. We may not know the nature of God, or which religion comes closest to the truth, but we can be sure of one thing: God does not love you. Look at all the cruelty and misery in the world, which God does nothing to stop. Right now, as you are reading this, there are children in various places around the world being raped and tortured. Most of us would risk our lives, give up our lives, to save them if we could. God stands by and does nothing. God has abandoned these children, and clearly does not love them. God does not love you, either. There are some religions which claim that "God's love is a different kind of love", which is supposed to explain and justify what appears to be God's divine indifference. This is total bullshit. If I claim that I love my neighbor, and then set his house on fire and shoot him in the head, anyone can see that my "love" is not love at all. Another fallacy along these lines is the statement

Poem
The day after Christmas Monday, December 26, 2005 08 09 PM Written by Susan Du Four The Day after Christmas It's the day after Christmas and all is not well My house is a mess and my leg hurts like hell there's a man that I miss he's so far away I can't wait to meet him till he comes home to stay. the timing is early and it's to soon to tell. will he even like me will it ring from the bell I don't want to rush him I don't want him to run I want him to know my love can be fun I don't play the games that mess with the head I'm honest and true and will be till I'm dead so as this day comes to an end I hope he will know he is my best friend.

We're All Trapped
Each of us is stuck being who we are. Sometimes we fight to change ourselves, but ultimately this has little effect. We can change what we do, but we cannot change who we are. If you're a happy person, you don't feel trapped. If you're surrounded by people who you love and who love you, if you can do what you want to do in life, if you are at peace with who you are, why would you ever feel trapped? You wouldn't want to change yourself, you wouldn't need to try. If you're a happy person, hey, you got lucky! I am not a happy person. Maybe you're not either. Maybe you're too fat, or too thin, too old, or too young. Maybe you're ugly and nobody wants to sleep with you. Maybe everyone wants to sleep with you, but nobody loves you and it's all meaningless. Maybe your body is fucked up and you're in pain all the time. Maybe your mind is fucked up and you're in pain all the time. So you struggle with all these problems year after year, and you're getting nowhere, and you

Toy Whores Ch. 03
Toy Whores Ch. 03 by R. Richard © Nanci has earned enough money from the first Sybian video to pay the rent and more. Now, Nanci thinks she will become a diva and she does not need me. I point out that Nanci has talent for the porn actress thing. Hell maybe she is a porn acting genius. However, she needs me to do the business end. She also needs me to kick her butt if she does not work out to keep herself in porn actress shape. Nanci is one of her moods again. She wants me to tell her about my business skill. She had already shown her skill. I point out that we could rewrite the Sybian script overnight and she could tape the sequence tomorrow. Nanci points out that tomorrow is not a good time of the month for that sort of filming. I point out that she will need to train backups for that sort of problem. I point out that a porn star does not last very long in most cases. I also point out that I have a plan to make us big bucks over a long term. I need Nanci's skills,

Poem
BUT FIRST written by Susan DuFour January 4, 2006 My darling I'll love you but first I have to like you I want to come see you but first I must save my pride I want to hold you but first I need to be held I want to have you but first I have to stop needing you I want to laugh but first I have to stop the tears I want to be with you but first I have to trust you I'll give you the chance to love me and give me the world but first you have to stop the excuses and tell me the truth

May I Kiss You?
I ask if I may kiss you. You just smile; no answer is necessary. My initial kiss is just a flirting of our lips. My tongue lightly flicking - Like I am asking, "Do you want me?" The tip of my tongue runs all around your lips. Touching every part, Inside and out - Over and over again. Tickling you, tickle, tickle, goes my tongue. Now I press my lips gently to yours. Rubbing your lips back and forth against mine. My kisses are hot and fast. I cannot rest long in any one place. I have such a need to go on. I trail kisses of passion all over your face. Then back to your mouth. Our tongues dance together. We are exploring. I circle your tongue with the tip of mine. You echo the pattern back to me. I lick the sides, underside and the top. You echo back. I suck your lower lip. You echo back. We repeat, repeat, repeat. The sensations are driving our emotions. We are wild for each other. You thrust your tongue in and out. The movements are rhythmic and stabbing. S

The Casino
Two bored Vegas casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. An attractive blonde from California arrived and bet twenty-thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice.... She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude." With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled,"Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!" As the dice came to a stop she jumped up and down and squealed..."YES! YES!! I WON, I WON!" She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.... The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.... Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were watching...." MORAL - Not all Californians are stupid and not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men....

Toy Whores Ch. 02
Toy Whores Ch. 02 by R. Richard © Nanci has earned enough from the audition to help pay the rent. Now, Nanci has a chance to earn some respectable money. However, she wants to know what she has to do for the money. I ask her, "What if you have to appear nude on camera?" Nanci says, "I already did that." I say, "Check. What if you have to put a vibrator in your pussy?" Nanci says, "I already did that." I say, "Check. What if you have to wear fetish stuff while you put a vibrator in your pussy?" Nanci says, "I can do that." I tell Nanci that her agent has just signed her up for a lucrative contract for her to appear nude on camera, that is nude including a little fetish gear and put a vibrator into her pussy. I show Nanci the shooting schedule and everything is OK. I manage to borrow a video camera from work and we tape Nanci walking around nude. I also make Nanci turn on a small electric vibrator, shove it up her pussy and sit on a chair while the vibrato

Poem
Feeling Invisible written by Susan DuFour January 5, 2006 I'm feeling kinda lonely feeling kinda blue I don't really know how or why Or even what to do I like to talk to people and today I want to play but all I feel is lonely Like I've been pushed away I want to be held all night through but I know others have things to do Today I need attention I know I got the blues but today I feel invisible and no one has a clue I'm reaching out to others Crying in a way I guess I cry myself to sleep and wait another day.

Toy Whores Ch. 01
Toy Whores Ch. 01 by R. Richard © My girl friend Nanci had been looking for a job. She was not looking very hard, but she was at least pretending to look, mainly to keep me off her ass. Of course, you have to understand, Nanci has a disability. Her disability is that she is lazy as hell and will slide though any responsibility she can reasonably avoid. Nanci and I had moved to the West coast to live the good life. Nanci looks almost as good as a movie star and I am a body builder. With what we have, we will get good jobs and live the laid back West coast life. The only job I can get is a heath studio gig, on commission. What with the economy and everything, I am making just enough for us to hang on by our fingernails. We have to have some income from Nanci to survive. Nanci could get some sort of job as a file clerk or secretary, but she is lazy and does not want to have to get up in the morning. One Friday I send Nanci out with clear instructions. She is to get a job,

Life Always Kicks Ya In The Ass
WELL IVE FINALY MADE IT TO SSG. MAN IT TOOK AWHILE BUT IM NOT ONE TO GO CHASING RANK...WOOT WOOT. THEN THE ULTIMATE BETRAYAL HAPPENED....I HAVE BEEN APART OF THIS UNIT BUILDING IT FROM THE GROUND UP SINCE ITS REACTIVATION IN 2003, TRAINING ALL THE NEW PRIVATES FRESH FROM AIT, ALL THE SOP'S TO BE WRITTEN, AND AIRCRAFT TO BE FIXED. I HAVE BEEN BACK FROM THE "STAN" SINCE MARCH, AND FIND OUT YESTERDAY THAT THE UNIT WANTS TO REPAY ME BY KICKING ME OUT AND OVER TO OUR CRAP ASS SISTER UNIT....TO FILL A SHORTAGE THAT IM NOT TRAINED FOR. tHE KICK IN THE ASS IS THEY ARE GOING TO IRAQ EARLY NEXT YEAR...GRRRR OH WELL I GUESS, LIFE IS BULLSHIT AND I NEED A BERR!!!!

Toy Box
Toy Box by Clohi © Alone on a Friday night. Sad but true. My usual Friday date with my current love had been cancelled due to his traveling for work. That left me alone and, more importantly, horny. The thought that this might be a perfect opportunity to go out and be naughty with someone else... Well, I won't say it didn't cross my mind at least once on my way home from work. That wasn't what I wanted though. I wanted Alec and that was that. Unfortunately, you can't always get what you want. That left me at home, alone and sipping a light Chardonnay trying to come up with a game plan. As I sipped my wine and stripped off my work clothes, I thought about the evening ahead. I could order pizza, watch a few movies. I could call a girlfriend and hang out for a while. I could even go to the mall. All of which sounded a little too teenage for me. Pulling off my blouse, I looked at myself in the mirror. I'd forgotten about the hitch in my Friday night plans and had actually dressed

Poem
My cries fall on closed ears Written by Susan DuFour on January 9th, 2006 at 6:12 pm Does my mouth not open wide enough and know one hears me crying out I feel so down and out of it and no one seems to care about I know that people care for me but that is not my point Right now I am hurting inside and wanting to hurt the out This is scarring me I don't know what to do I have posted topics in hopes to get a clue To see how others cope with it I want to have that glue Another day has come and gone the night is darker yet I must be the sadest one that you have ever met

Do I Have A Dog
I have a Labrador retriever. I was buying a large bag of Purina at Wal-Mart and was in line to check out and the woman behind me asked if I had a dog? On impulse, I told her no, but that I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly the guy who was behind her. Horrified, she asked if ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no; I'd been sitting in the street lickin

The Heat Of My Desire
In the still of the evening Without sunlight to intrude I see the twilight's in your eyes As the moon sets up the mood Playing music soft and low While romance fills the air I can't help but feel aroused The very moment you come near You submit to my embrace While candles flick their flame And the smell of sweet perfume Seems to drive my lust insane As I look into your eyes And run my fingers through your hair I taste the sweetness of your neck As I nibble at your ear I then whisper words of love As you answer with a sigh And in a very sexy way Your sweet body comes alive Your the heat of my desire As we slowly come undress I then start to lay you down While you welcome my caress With your luscious sexy curves You have a taste I can't resist And your breast show some response When I touch them with a kiss As I soak inside your love To a sexy love condition Feeling passions start to rise While making love in all positions You give me so mu

Grr
so i called the cable company the other to schedule an appointment to recieve cable and internet services. when they showed up this morning they said that my cable line was dead and that i could not get cable or internet. stupid apt and stupid cable. now i am stuck with usiing only my work computer for my internet usage, plus i will never be able to get my new pics online. plus my friend commited suicide on halloween so i have had a freakin great week. somebody love me............

Why Do Opinions Cause So Much Drama.....
Its like people sit there and force there oninion on you....they think there opinion is better the yours cause its theres...Wtf people! we are all entitled to our own opinons..

Lost Cherry Marriage. It's Getting Interesting Now
Here's another license for ya. I kinda like the look of this one better than the Cherry Tap version. Hey, for all you polygamists out there, these two liceses (see previous blog) should just make your day. Now you can get cyber married on Lost Cherry and Cherry Tap. Who's gonna know?!?!?! Shhhhh. I sure won't tell. Lol. Oh, boy!! Let the games begin!!!

Drugs Suck 2
This is not entirely true. Given the right drugs, you can change yourself in major ways. You can feel good, relaxed, comfortable, you can feel happiness, excitement, you can experience your life as a great meaningful adventure, you can feel that all of your troubles have been washed away... for a little while. For many of us, the only time we ever really feel good is when we're on some drug. Of course, it's one of life's little ironies that the only thing you have to make you feel good is also the thing that will destroy your mind, your body, and your life if you do enough of it for long enough. I suppose if you're a well-balanced person, you can get high from time to time without much of a problem, as you don't really need to do it. However, if your life sucks, then when you find a drug you really like, just doing it occasionally won't be enough for you. You want to do it every day, you want to do it all the time. And this unleashes a whole host of problems, and befo

Woods
Woods by AZmulie © We had been looking forward to this trip for a long time. A chance for us to get away and get into the mountains with fresh air and cooler temperatures. We got the tent set up and the rest of the camp. Afterwards, we started out on a hike to explore the woods around us. The birds are singing their love song and serenading us as we walk along a trail hand in hand. It is so relaxing and we feel the stress of our lives falling away with each step we take. In the distance, we hear a bull elk bugling and we listen to his strong, masculine voice echo up the canyon to us. Another bull answers his call. The rut is in full swing and the bulls jockey for position in the heard this time of year. We walk along talking about nothing and everything just to hear the others voice. It has been a long time since we have held hands and walked like this. Our busy lives seem to have taken us over. Small swirls of dust rise from the ground with each step of our boots. We are in aw

What Did The Builder Forget?
James recently moved to his first brand new house. When he arrived there he discovered that the builder had forgotten something. James popped down to the local DIY shop to enquire about the prices. Luckily the items are quite cheap at the shop. 7 cost £1.00, 10 cost £2.00 and 100 cost £3.00. What had the builder forgotten and how much will 210 cost? Shout out to me or private message me if ya think ya know the answer.

Ugly
Everyone in the apartment complex I lived in knew who Ugly was. Ugly was the resident tomcat. Ugly loved three things in this world: fighting, eating garbage, and, shall we say, love. The combination of these things combined with a life spent outside had their effect on Ugly. To start with, he had only one eye, and where the other should have been, there was a hole. He was also missing his ear on the same side. His left foot appeared to have been badly broken at one time and had healed at an unnatural angle, making him look like he was always turning the corner. Ugly would have been a dark gray tabby, striped type, except for the sores covering his head, neck, and even his shoulders. Every time someone saw Ugly there was the same reaction. "That's one UGLY cat!!!" All the children were warned not to touch him, the adults threw rocks at him, hosed him down, squirted him when he tried to come in their homes, or shut his paws in the door when he would not leave. Ugly alway

Thank You
Thank you all who has welcomed me on my first day to this site and for the ratings. I have gotten back to a few of you. Just bare with me and let me get the hang off this site and I will respond to all of your comments and ratings. Thank you! Stephanie

So Right
Stars lit so bright, Waters glistening in the full moon light, Winds whisper through out the night, Kiss your lips start to soar in flight, Look into your eyes what an amazing sight, There's nothing I would take back, After what we shared tonight, Never a moment gone wrong, These feelings I have so strong, With you is where I belong..

Back To Work
Well, after 30 days off from work, i have to go back tomorrow night. My surgery was a success and now I'm better. I'm actually looking forward to going back, I was getting tired of being at home. I like to be outdoors and for 3 weeks i couldn't. I have to go back to the real world. Until next time...

Pet Rules
PET RULES To be posted VERY LOW on the refrigerator door - nose height. Dear Dogs and Cats, The dishes with the paw print are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note, placing a paw print in the middle of my plate and food does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest. The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack. Beating me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn't help because I fall faster than you can run. I cannot buy anything bigger than a king sized bed. I am very sorry about this. Do not think I will continue sleeping on the couch to ensure your comfort. Dogs and cats can actually curl up in a ball when they sleep. It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging out the other end to maximize spa

Wooded Wonderland
Wooded Wonderland by missdee1967 © Jason stopped the car in the crowded car park. Unbuckled his seatbelt leant across the seat and kissed his wife. Smothering her face in kisses, making her giggle. She looked into the eyes of the man she loved and gave him one of the sensual kisses that she knew made him melt inside. They got out of the car and taking the picnic basket and a blanket from the boot. Strolled off hand in hand to find a secluded spot to eat. They walked in to the woods, and wandered hand in hand until they found the perfect spot. A secluded grassy area where the tree canopy parted and sunlight flooded through. Molly looked up letting the sunlight bathe her face. She could just imagine fairies dancing in the moonlight in this spot. She giggled, a gentle tinkling sound. Jason grinned; he loved his wife very much. They spread the blanket on the ground, sat down and opened the picnic basket. When they had eaten all they could. Jason pulled his wife towards

Pics
hey everyone just wanted to let u all know to come and check out my pictures and rate them if u want. i know alot of u have already did and thats great but for the ones that have not, come and check them out please.

How Many?
As I was going to St. Ives, I met a man with seven wives. Each wife had seven sacks, Each sack had seven cats, Each cat had seven kits. Kits, cats, sacks and wives, How many were going to St. Ives? Shout out to me or private me if ya know the answer.

Wonderful Weekend
Wonderful Weekend by Kerri98 © Ok, so here's the scenario... You and your wife haven't had any time for just the two of you. You couldn't wait to get the weekend started and she had promised you that this would be the best weekend the two of you have ever had. The anticipation of waiting for her to finally get her last minute items and get into the car was making your cock swell in your pants. If she would only hurry up, your beautiful sensual weekend can begin. As you sit in your car with the engine running, you glance over at the neighbors driveway. There is a beautiful young college looking girl that you have never seen before washing her car. She bends over to scrub the rims on her car and you can see her wonderfully rounded breasts from underneath the half shirt she is wearing. You place your hand over your hard cock and squeeze it as you think of nothing but sex right now. Just then, your wife opens the car door and climbs in. You try to compose yourself by a

Now Was This Really News Worthy
Ok so here I am at it again, those that know me know very well I just cant seem to keep my mouth shut. Ok so check this out, i'm sittin here watching the news over the past couple of days ( what they call the news anyway) and here in Houston there has been this huge stink about child predators and offenders and letting people know where they live etc.. So the news report tonight was touching on that topic but they took it a step further and asked "What if your child was in school sitting next to a child predator?" now this questions struck me as odd because I was sittin there thinkin wdf is some old pervert doing in a school building in class? I mean know they arent hiring predators as teachers. Well as it turns out they where talking about other children that had been caught or punished for some type of sexual crime. Now we arent talking about highschool age children, we are talking elementary and Jr high kids. So as I was watching the report my first thoughts and instinct was "d

John 3:16
In the city of Chicago, one cold-dark night, a blizzard was setting in. A little boy was selling newspapers on the corner; the people were in and out of the the cold. The little boy was so cold that he wasn't trying to sell many papers. He walked up to a policeman and said, "Mister, you wouldn't happen to know where a poor boy could find a warm place to sleep tonight, would you? You see, I sleep in a box up around the corner there and down the alley and it's awful cold in there, of a night. Sure would be nice to have a warm place to stay." Sorry, your browser doesn't support Java. The policeman looked down at the little boy and said, "You go down the street to that big white house and you knock on the door. When they come out the door you just say John 3:16 and they will let you in." So he did, he walked up the steps to the door, and knocked on the door and a lady answered. He looked up and said, "John 3:16." The lady said, "Come on in, Son." She took him in and sat him down

The Abc's
Although things are not perfect Because of trial or pain Continue in thanksgiving Do not begin to blame Even when the times are hard Fierce winds are bound to blow God is forever able Hold on to what you know Imagine life without His love Joy would cease to be Keep thanking Him for all the things Love imparts to thee Move out of "Camp Complaining" No weapon that is known On earth can yield the power Praise can do alone Quit looking at the future Redeem the time at hand Start every day with worship To "thank" is a command Until we see Him coming Victorious in the sky We'll run the race with gratitude Xalting God most high Yes, there'll be good times and yes some will be bad, but... Zion waits in glory...where none are ever sad!

Did This Out Of Boredom
GIRLS FILL THIS PART OUT About guys: Turned ON or OFF or DC (dont care) If he is taller than you: On Wears a grill: Off Dresses Gangsta: On Dresses Gothic: Off Dresses Skater: Off Dresses Emo: Off Cuts themself: Off Has green eyes: On Has blue eyes: On Brown eyes: DC Drinks alcohol: DC Wears glasses: DC Smokes cigarettes: DC, but preferably they don't Smokes weed: Off Plays sports: DC Smiles a lot: On Calls/Texts you just to say hi: On Compliments you: On Good dancer: DC Wears jewelry: DC Smiles when you walk in the room: On Has curly hair: Off Has straight hair: DC Has brown hair: DC Has Black hair: On Has blonde hair: DC Has Red hair: Off Loyal: On Laid back: DC Plays guitar: DC Plays drums: DC He can draw: DC Easily jealous: Off Has a tattoo: On has a lip ring: Off has a tongue ring: DC Nipples pierced: DC Goes to church: On Hugs from behind: On Kisses your neck: On None of this is set in stone though, of course I would be willing to

Woman At The Drugstore
Woman At The Drugstore by longonenow2004 © Being married for a long time, I have not experienced much sex in the past several years. Many of you know how that is...male and female. But, I just have to tell the story of what recently happened to me. Perhaps this will give all the readers something to look forward to as well. I am the typical guy, wake up early, go to work, come home late, hear the spouse bitch, masturbate when alone, watch some sports, go to bed and start all over again the next day. But, one day something happened to change all that routine. I was at the downtown pharmacy and saw a mother of one of my kid’s friends. She had recently separated from her husband, and I didn't know her all that well. She seemed nice, looked nice (5 ' 6" or so, slim build, nice tits, and blonde hair) and was friendly. She did not see me, so I just kept looking at her and dreaming. I did not even realize that she was standing at the contraceptive section. She looked up and saw m

A Few Questions
1. Give me your number? 2. Have sex with me? 3. Let me kiss you? 4. Watch a movie with me...even a really sappy one? 5. Let me take you out to dinner? 6. Drive me somewhere/anywhere? 7. Take a shower with me? 8. Be my bf/gf? 9. Have a fling with me? 10. Listen to me if I called you crying even if you were out with all of your friends? 11. Buy me a drink if i didnt have money? 12. Take me home for the night? 13. Would you let me sleep in your bed? 14. Sing kareoke w/ me? 15. Sit in the doctors office with me because I didn't want to go alone? 16. Re-post this for me to answer your questions? 17. Come pick me up at 3 am because my car ran out of gas in the middle of nowhere? 18. Do you think im ugly, cute, or handsome? 19. Do you like my style? 20. Do you think im funny? 21. Do you care about me? 22. Would you cry if i died? 23. Would you stop me if i tried to commit suicide? 24. Would you dance with me? 25. Would you sing happy birthday to me? 26. Would you hold

"i Am A Christian"
When I say..."I am a Christian" I'm not shouting "I am saved" I'm whispering "I was lost" That is why I chose this way. When I say..."I am a Christian" I don't speak of this with pride. I'm confessing that I stumble And need someone to be my guide. When I say..."I am a Christian" I'm not trying to be strong. I'm professing that I'm weak And pray for strength to carry on. When I say..."I am a Christian" I'm not bragging of success. I'm admitting I have failed And cannot ever pay the debt. When I say..."I am a Christian" I'm not claiming to be perfect, My flaws are all too visible, But God believes I'm worth it. When I say..."I am a Christian" I still feel the sting of pain I have my share of heartaches Which is why I speak His name. When I say..."I am a Christian" I do not wish to judge. I have no authority. I only know I'm loved.

Lip Print
You may think of me as silly, and it's a little thing to most I keep the glass you drank from the last time you were here the last time we had a toast. I don't clean it not in the least you see it has this lip print on the rim that does soothe this beast. I bring it out on special occasions that's every night to me, I gently place ice in the bottom then pour our favorite wine carefully. Holding it up to the light to gaze upon your lip print so sensuous, and full my eyes brim then water, becoming a pool. I place my lips next to where yours had been inhaling the fragrance of your essence and sipping the wine, so slowly you'd think it a sin. Lighting a candle and listing to a favorite song, I rock my body with an unseen partner, where my white dove had been, now gone. carefully placing it far to the back not to be misused I'll bring it out again when I feel my heart to be abused. Thinking of you softly not believing you have flown still holding my heart in hand for

Gone Fishin
Howard County Sheriff Jerry Marr got a disturbing call one Saturday afternoon a few months ago. His 6-year-old grandson Mikey had been hit by a car while fishing in Greentown with his dad. The father and son were near a bridge by the Kokomo Reservoir when a woman lost control of her car, slid off the bridge and hit Mikey at a rate of about 50 mph. Sheriff Marr had seen the results of accidents like this and feared the worst. When he got to Saint Joseph Hospital, he rushed through the emergency room to find Mikey conscious and in fairly good spirits. Mikey, what happened?" Sheriff Marr asked. Mikey replied, "Well, Papaw, I was fishin' with Dad, and some lady runned me over, I flew into a mud puddle, and broke my fishin' pole and I didn't get to catch no fish!" As it turned out, the impact propelled Mikey about 500 feet, over a few trees and an embankment and into the middle of a mud puddle. His only injuries were to his right femur bone which had broken in two places. Mikey ha

Here's The New Cherry Tap Cyber Marriage License.
Alright cherries. Here's the new cyber cherry tap marriage license for us to play with. Pick you favorite guy or girl and ask him or her to join you in Cherry Tap cyber marriage. You set the parameters or set none at all. Have fun everybody!!!!

Prayer Of An American Soldier
Prayer Of An American Soldier Dear Lord, Please tell my son that I was sorry that I was not there when he was born Tell him that missed his first step and the first time he said "dada" Tell him that his first day of school was a story his mommy told me in a letter from home Let him know that I wish I could be there to play catch with him on a hot summer day and I will not be the one to cheer him when he pitches his first no-hitter. I will not see the light in his eye when he brings home his first of many true loves and I will not be there when he finally chooses the one I will not be there to hear his son scream at the first moment of life. and "papa" will not be there to hold him. Dear Lord, please do not tell him that you last saw me I was laying face down in Iraqi sand stained with my blood Make sure to tell him that with my last breath I said for you to tell him that I love him.

Reason Season And A Lifetime
People come into your life for a reason, a season, or a lifetime. When you figure out which it is, you will know exactly what to do. 0ooo Some people ( ) come into our lives ) / and quickly go.. ( _ / ooo0 ( ) Some people ( become friends _) and stay awhile... leaving beautiful 0ooo footprints on our ( ) hearts... ) / ( _/ ooo0 ( ) and we are ( never quite the same _ ) because we have made a good friend!!! When someone is in your life for a REASON, it is usually to meet a need you have expressed outwardly or inwardly. They have come to assist you through a difficulty, to provide you with guidance and support, to aid you physically, emotionally, or spiritually.

Unfolding The Rose
UNFOLDING THE It is only a tiny rosebud, A flower of God's design; But I cannot unfold the petals With these clumsy hands of mine. The secret of unfolding flowers Is not known to such as I. GOD opens this flower so sweetly, When in my hands they fade and die. If I cannot unfold a rosebud, This flower of God's design, Then how can I think I have wisdom To unfold this life of mine? So I'll trust in Him for His leading Each moment of every day. I will look to him for His guidance Each step of the pilgrim way. The pathway that lies before me, Only my Heavenly Father knows. I'll trust Him to unfold the moments, Just as He unfolds the rose.

For My One - E ;)
It's the way you make me feel inside So many desires coming alive Feelings I'd buried for an eternity Awaking passions overwhelming me How could I ever let this feeling go? If I asked you to stay, would you never go? Just hold me for one more day and night Blessed I am for you've entered my life With the light in your eyes And the love in your heart So scared of my emotions Now I can let them part Come see through my eyes And then will you know I've let you in my heart For you understand my soul "~ Let there be such oneness between us, that when one cries, the other tastes salt~ *No cord or cable can draw so forcibly, or bind so fast, as love can do with a single thread*"

Two Old Men
TWO OLD MEN DECIDE THEY ARE CLOSE TO THEIR LAST DAYS AND DECIDE TO HAVE A LAST NIGHT ON THE TOWN. AFTER A FEW DRINKS, THEY END UP AT THE LOCAL BROTHEL. THE MADAM TAKES ONE LOOK AT THE TWO OLD GEEZERS AND WHISPERS TO HER MANAGER, "GO UP TO THE FIRST TWO BEDROOMS AND PUT AN INFLATED DOLL IN EACH BED. THESE TWO ARE SO OLD AND dRUNK, I'M NOT WASTING TWO OF MY GIRLS ON THEM. THEY WON'T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE." THE MANAGER DOES AS HE IS TOLD AND THE TWO OLD MEN GO UPSTAIRS AND TAKE CARE OF THEIR BUSINESS. AS THEY ARE WALKING HOME THE FIRST MAN SAYS, "YOU KNOW, I THINK MY GIRL WAS DEAD!" "DEAD?" SAYS HIS FRIEND, "WHY DO YOU SAY THAT? "WELL, SHE NEVER MOVED OR MADE A SOUND ALL THE TIME I WAS LOVING HER." HIS FRIEND SAYS, "COULD BE WORSE I THINK MINE WAS A WITCH." " A WITCH, WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU SAY THAT?" "WELL, I WAS MAKING LOVE TO HER, KISSING HER ON THE NECK AND I GAVE HER A LITTLE BITE, THEN SHE FARTED AND FLEW OUT THE WINDOW

What Am I
Large groups of people board me, yet they know with full knowledge that they are going to end up at the same place from which they started, and that there are no stops. They know that they will see very little if any at all of the local areas of interest or any rolling landscapes on me. They pay money for the trip, yet my managers have received very few complaints about the route covered. I have been running for a number of months, but I am due to close down soon. I will re-open in the same location next year, to follow the exact same route. I operate many times a day, normally taking different groups of people each time. Some people may take the journey more than once in the same day. What am I? Again private message me if ya know the answer.

Poem
Why the Fuck do I care if your my friend? Why do I give a fuck if you are sitting on the other side of the computer screen crying? Why do I Fucking bother to say hi to you and ask you how you are doing? Why do I let myself cry myself to fucking sleep at night because of something you said to me? Why do I try everyday to contact you when you don't even get the fucking message cause the computer is fucked up? Why can't you see who the fuck I really am inside? Why the fuck do I have to look like a fucking super model just for you to give me a second look? Well some of the answers are simple. Cause I care about you and want you in my life as a friend. Cause I care that someone I care about is sad and I can't be closer to help. Cause I care about you and have missed you and care how you are doing. Cause I care so much that it hurts when you say things that hurt me. Cause I care and what to talk to you. I can't answer this one cause I don't know the answer. I don't have an

I Come To Thee
Come... let me feed You... fuel your desires.... satisfy your needs... cleanse your soul... and be your slave... We find ourselves in each other... two halves of one whole... an ever flowing circle... an energy that ebbs and flows... mixing together to create a new entity... Why is it that the need for you grows... a constant ache inside of me... filling my heart with desire... curling between my thighs from even the mere touch of you in my mind and soul ... Why does your voice touch me in the night... calling to me as my fingers search... why do I close my eyes and imagine your hot touch upon my flesh... probing... claiming... For you are my safe harbour.... I come to Thee......

Marbles, Coin, And Die
If I have: a normal coin with a heads and tails; a 6-sided die; and a bag containing 4 blue and 2 red marbles, what is the probability of me flipping a heads, rolling a 4, and picking out a red marble? Private message me if u know the answer.

Keep The Faith
"Let me explain the problem science has with Jesus Christ." The atheist professor of philosophy pauses before his class and then asks one of his new students to stand. "You're a Christian, aren't you, son?" "Yes sir," the student says. "So you believe in God?" "Absolutely." "Is God good?" "Sure! God's good." "Is God all-powerful? Can God do anything?" "Yes." "Are you good or evil?" "The Bible says I'm evil." The professor grins knowingly. "Aha! The Bible!" He considers for a moment. "Here's one for you. Let's say there's a sick person over here and you can cure him. You can do it. Would you help them? Would you try?" "Yes sir, I would." "So you're good...!" "I wouldn't say that." "But why not say that? You'd help a sick and maimed person if you could. Most of us would if we could. But God doesn't." The student does not answer, so the professor continues. "He doesn't, does he? My brother was a Christian who died of cancer, even though he

Inner Peace
By following this simple advice on the Dr. Phil show, I have finally found inner peace. Dr. Phil proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've started and never finished."So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream, abottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac prescription,the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos and a box of chocolates.You have no idea how freaking good I feel.

River Hottie
Another design originating from my days living by the lake in AZ. This design is for the ladies to let everyone know what's hotter than the desert in Arizona and maybe even the sun. Great apparel for heading down to the river on those lazy summer days, or even just to reminisce on these cold winter nights. Available on a section of tees this design can make the perfect any time gift for that special lady! Note to the guy... if your gonna buy a boat you better buy your girl this shirt! I've personally worn this shirt (white ladies tee) while tubing down the river and been compliment by many! I think its perfect for any of the female rafting guides out there! Nothings cooler than the "River Hottie"! So head over to the store and pick yours up today. DeXine Graphic Concepts

You Don't Know Who I Am...
I want to tell you All the things I want I want to show you All the things I want I want to do everything with you Only problem is You don't even know who I am You don't know what makes me cry Or when others are irritated or fustrated I feel it and it hurts You don't know that when you curl up your lip when you smirk that it makes my heart flutter... I want to tell you of all these things But you don't even know my name Maybe you knew the old me The old name And the old scrapes on my knees But what about the new ones All the bumps and bruses All the skidmarks on my brain Saying stop don't go that way... Danger ahead My heart is going to get hurt So please don't go that way So I stand back And watch you move Watch you talk Watch you think Wow Just wow You would not even like the real me I'm angry and full of hate I'm fragile and weak I'm nothing that I seem.. Nothing at all what I seem...

Sex On Mars
The year is 2222 and Mike and Maureen land on Mars after accumulating enough Frequent Flyer miles. They meet a Martian couple and are talking about all sorts of things. Mike asks if Mars has a stock market, if they have laptop computers,how they make money, etc. Finally, Maureen brings up the subject of sex. "Just how do you guys do it?" asks Maureen. The Martian responds, "Pretty much the way you do. "A discussion ensues! Finally the couples decide to swap partners for the night and experience one another. Maureen and the male Martian go off to a bedroom where the Martian strips. He's got only a teeny, weenie member about half an inch long and just a quarter-inch thick. "I don't think this is going to work," says Maureen. "Why?" he asks. "What's the matter?" "Well," she replies, "It's just not long enough to reach me!" "No problem," he says, and proceeds to slap his forehead with his palm. With each slap of his forehead, his member grows unt

Kimmiecup < 3
Kimberly Rocks: im ugly Kimberly Rocks: i look like a guy Alycia Renee: no you dont Alycia Renee: ur gorgoeus Kimberly Rocks: everyone thinks im a guy Kimberly Rocks: it makes me cry Alycia Renee: pfft Alycia Renee: youre gorgeous Kimberly Rocks: i wish Alycia Renee: you are. Alycia Renee: wanta trade looks? Kimberly Rocks: please Kimberly Rocks: lol Alycia Renee: gladly Kimberly Rocks: id kill to look like you Alycia Renee: pfft. why though Kimberly Rocks: you're gorgeous! Kimberly Rocks: look at you Alycia Renee: i am not Kimberly Rocks: god, i've always been jealous Kimberly Rocks: before we started talking, i hated you because you're so pretty Kimberly Rocks: lol Alycia Renee: pfft theres nothing to be jealous of! Kimberly Rocks: bullshit Kimberly Rocks: look in the mirror Alycia Renee: i do. every day. I love that girl. More than life. Shes my best friend for a reason. And thats the reason. Ilu Kimmiecup < 3333

To Say Good Night
i'm still sick... but i found this video and thought about so many things... it's like just came to my mind when guys cheated on me (once i found out like in the video, my best friend with my bf... both are ex, for sure now) sometimes i think if i'll someone honest someday... anyways enjoy it, and sing with me! I feel so unsure as I take your hand and lead you to the dance floor as the music dies, something in your eyes calls to mind the silver screen and all its sad good-byes I'm never gonna dance again guilty feet have got no rhythm though it's easy to pretend I know you're not a fool Should've known better than to cheat a friend and waste the chance that I've been given so I'm never gonna dance again the way I danced with you Time can never mend the careless whispers of a good friend to the heart and mind ignorance is kind there's no comfort in the truth pain is all you'll find I'm never gonna dance again guilty feet have got no rhythm thou

Another Brain Teaser
Murder in front of the bay window Carrie Marshall had recently joined the Riverside police force, and on the first day of her job, she was sent out to investigate a new homicide case. The murder involved a wealthy bachelor, Steven Andrews, who lived in an expensive, grand oceanside mansion. At the time of the murder, there had been five other people in the house: the cook, the maid, two friends, and his niece. Both the cook and maid had rooms in the mansion, and the three guests had all stayed overnight. When Carrie got to the mansion, the five suspects had all been lined up in front of a large bay window. It was mid-afternoon, and through the window, Carrie could see the beautiful sunset. Her partner, Lieutenant Linda Newton, who had arrived an hour earlier, sketched out the details for Carrie. All the suspects had agreed that Steven Andrews had been found murdered in the morning, shortly before six-thirty am, but he had been alive a few minutes past midnight, when they all

Birthday
for my birthday i went to the bars and got absolutely wasted!! Got my eyebrow pierced! well i did more then that but, its really not gonna be posted here hehe well all is good and i had a great time Well thanks for catching up with me! Laters

Grrrrrrr
Today I took my senor pics. I helped a teacher grade papers. I played games at my friends. I started making an Amv. The song is Antestor's "Bridge of Death". I am waiting for my girlfriend to call now and hope she does. But I missed her call at like 7 and I was gone to a friend's house. Everytime I go there she calls earlier. I think I should stop going. I don't know though. Grr.

Urgent>>>>>>
If MARC JAMES wants to add you to their list dont accept it. Its a virus. Tell everyone on your list because if somebody on your list adds them you will get it too. It is a hard drive killer and a very horrible virus. Please pass this on to everyone on your list. We need to find out who is using this accounts. Sorry for the inconvenience. Right click on your group name of your buddy list and click Send Message to all. Copy and paste this message

Breasts
A woman, in her fifties is at home happily jumping unclothed on her bed & squealing with delight. Her husband watches her for a while & asks, "Do you any idea how ridiculous u look? What's the matter with you?" The woman continues to bounce on the bed & says, "I don't care, what you think. I just came from having a mammogram & the doctor says that not only am I healthy but I have the breasts of an 18yr old." The husband replies, "What did he say about your 55 year old ass?" The woman replies, "Your name never came up."

Slow Hands
Yeah but nobody searches Nobody cares somehow When the loving that you’ve wasted Comes raining from a hapless cloud And I might stop and look upon your face Disappear in the sweet, sweet gaze See the living that surrounds me Dissipate in a violet place Can’t you see what you’ve done to my heart And soul? This is a wasteland now We spies We slow hands Put the weights around yourself We spies Oh yeah we slow hands You put the weights all around yourself now I submit my incentive is romance I watched the pole dance of the stars We rejoice because the hurting is so painless From the distance of passing cars But I am married to your charms & grace I just go crazy like the good old days You make me want to pick up a guitar And celebrate the myriad ways that I love you Can you see what you’ve done to my heart And soul? This is a wasteland now We spies Yeah we slow hands You put the weights around yourself We spies Oh yeah we slow hands Killer, fo

Joining With Me
To see the essense...the life the heart and soul. To know his thoughts...his needs his hopes and dreams, To touch to hear...to feel the whisper of the soul, To feel deep inside....to guide as darkened pathways come alight. To live, to thrive..to grow, to be. First within the one, coming to know...to accept. Then, outside...joining with me.

I'm Tired
I'm tired... of loving of sharing of believing of caring for those who cannot love me back I'm tired... of fighting of crawling of crying of clawing at the walls, a hole deep and black I'm tired but... I cannot sleep I cannot rest I cannot dream I cannot stop believing in love But I'm so, so very tired... From the depths of the arid plains of a ravaged soul and the emptiness of a desolate heart.

Into Your Safe Keeping
all my life, i've searched never knowing what urged me i just knew that somewhere something waited... all my life i've hungered for what, i didn't know only that my soul ached and my heart was empty... all my life, i've yearned for the taste of reality trying to find it in the mundane yet always needing more... all my life, i've settled for what was presented never daring to believe what was possible... now my life is different filled with magic of a sort i never dreamed a feeling of wholeness... now my life is moving in directions undreamed along a new path holding Your hand... now my life is fulfilled in giving up the one thing i always jealously guarded and kept locked up in my soul... now my life is complete with You at the center as i hold Your hand and give my soul... into Your safe keeping

Month From Hell
Well i work at a pretty shitty job. I have to deal with this guy at work.. tuan who doesnt ever do what hes supposed to do but hes been ther for 15 years so nothing i say will ever stop his doing whatever tuan wants to do. We get into an arguement and he tries to hit me in the face twice with a tape gun and im the opne that gets yelled at. WTF ya know. So then i get a phone call during work form my mom, one of my wrestlers (i coach high school) was shot and killed by his half brother with a stolen gun that had been used in a previous murder. It was all over the news. Then his mom came up to me and told me that i was the best wrestler that came out of the high school and it was mikeys dream to be better then me. Man what a load that was on my heart to bear..... His brother was left him there to die basically.Wouldnt call 911 or anything he wore gloved when he shot mikey and kicked the shell under the bed. Then at work i get into a accident and injured my neck. 3 different doctor

Fuck John Kerry
Well, Frankstein is back to waste another minute of our time. How appropriate that the square-headed gentleman from Massachusetts showed up right before Halloween. Speaking to students at a California university earlier this week, John Kerry managed to finally dfemonstrate for the world how the Democratic Party REALLY feels about the men and women defending your freedoms. Here is his exact quote: "You know, education - if you make the most of it, you study hard and you do your homework and you make an effort to be smart, you can do well. If you don't, you get stuck in Iraq." Of course, Kerry said that it was a botched joke aimed at the president. When I tell a joke that doesn't go over well, I usuallu laugh nervously, or at least smile. Kerry did neither. He also said that he would not apologize because there was nothing to apologize for. Yet, he has flip flopped again and apologized. Yet, he didn't REALLY apologize. He did it on his web-site, and apologized for people taking i

Within The Wood Ch. 2
Within the Wood Ch. 2 by AnubisCliq © About 15 minutes into Kristy's nap, I realize it's going to get dark soon, and since we didn't pack for an overnight, I decided we should get going. Though I could wake the sleeping beauty next to me with soft words and gentle nudges, I instead go for shock value and place one of the ice cold bottles of water on Kristy's bare stomach. She gasps for breath as her eyes open wide and she stifles back a scream. Slapping the bottle out of my hand, she looks at me with a mask of anger as she sits up and covers her chest. Why she does this I have no idea, but I laugh at her reaction. I stand up fully clothed and loom over her, my figure blocking out the sun, which has began it's trek back beneath the horizon. "You should probably get dressed so we can get going. The sun'll be gone after too long and that's when the forest dwelling cannibal tribes come out looking for naked girls to rape and eat alive." Kristy laughs as she slides her pants on and

Waxing Moon Above Us
Every month the moon rises in its fullest glory. During that phase, and sometimes the quarters before and following, I go through severe depression. I glimpse up into the sky, wanting to appreciate the beauty that the glorious moon is bestowing down upon me...but, I can't. Behind the alobaster shine lies a tornado of emotions with a resulting ebb of depression. Hoping that as each month brings a full moon, so shall I continue to shine upon the people who love me. If I don't make it one phase soon, please know I love you and always will. Please know that I am finally happy and at peace. For now, I roll with the tides and wane with the moon. Peace

To A Dream
The dark takes me, sinking to sleep, and I look into the eyes of a dream. I fall slowly, my arms outstretched, in a yearning immeasurable, and a longing unfulfilled. My heart pounds, pulse racing madly, writhing as my body is filled with fire. I lie on the floor trembling, before a dream desired. Does the dream know, and how can it, what I ache to give, what drives me? What draws me to a submission that binds, and frees this woman's heart? It is a sweet pain of the flesh, and an agonizing whip to the soul, this need to give myself. It's the heated touch of illusion searing my being. I look into the eyes of the dream, and struggle to awake, shuddering to my very core. Eyes piercing the darkness, I look, and beg, screaming it out. Take this gift i can't deny, Accept all that is me, and give me the freedom of bondage, take me to that other world... to a Dream

Thinking...dangerous I Know
How come it always seems that when things are going so well, something ALWAYS happens to pull you back down? Its like, life won't let someone be happy. I know, I'm just being a girl, haha...I just wish things would turn out the way I want them to from time to time. I guess I'm done complaining for now...later gators =)

Within The Wood
Within the Wood by AnubisCliq © For a while now my friend Kristy has had this deep-rooted passion for nature. She's currently attending college to become a forest conservationist and loves to hang out in the woods on starry nights, smoke a joint and just let her mind wander at peace with her soul. Seeing as how I live in the middle of nothing but wilderness, I thought what better excuse to get her alone than a nice hike through the woods? I've long thought Kristy was attractive, and since she'd just broken it off with her fiancé Josh, I thought I'd make my intentions known. How I'd do this took proper care so I didn't make her uncomfortable and scare her off. Fucking Kristy wasn't really a top priority on my mind, but after telling my fiancé Krissy (yes, I know, they have VERY similar names) about it one night in bed, she said she was turned on by the idea. She'd always displayed a fondness for Kristy's naturally seductive body, especially her shapely hips and perfect tits. Tu

X- Rated Riddles
Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker? A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again. Q. What's a mixed feeling? A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car. Q. What's the height of conceit? A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name. Q. What's the definition of macho? A. Jogging home from your vasectomy. Q. What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball? A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball Q. Do you know how New Zealanders practice safe sex? A. They spray paint X's on the back of the sheep that kick! ? Q.Why is divorce so expensive? A. Because it's worth it! Q. What is a Yankee? A. The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone. Q. What do Tupperware and a walrus have in common? A. They both like a tight seal. Q. What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common? A. Their balls are just for decoration. Q.What is the

It Is Possible.
Yes folks. IT IS POSSIBLE to be SEXY without: - Squishiing your boobs together in an illusion that you have massive cleavage - Having a thong wedged in your ass crack and a zoomed in close up of it -Laying on your couch in your $4.97 teddy set from WalMart with $12.97 clear plastic pumps/heels. - Bending over in front of your webcam and taking a photo in every pair of panties you own - To wear pants that do not say anything across the behind - To not wear three layers of eyeshadow, glitter lip gloss and ten coats of mascara (really I saw a pic like this and the girl looked like a clown and all the guys said how SEXY she was...??) That is all from my little brain tonight folks... I'm thinking about leaving the site because everywhere I look, I am being forced to look at someone's ass, crotch or boobies. And I do have the adult images turned off. Oh well. Can you blame me? I voted Republican.

I Hate Being Alone
to my friends who will take the time to give this a glance thank you and i hope you will post back i am so alone i have not gotten to talk to my baby girl in 2 days and i am felling so deperssed

Some To Think About...
I believe Being HAPPY is definitely a state of mind ... you must CHOOSE it over sadness .... whatever happens to you in your life you always have a CHOICE.... Sometimes choosing to make the best of a situation is difficult ... no one said being happy comes easy.... Make "being happy" a major focus in your life.... then the more you experience it... the more you'll encounter it. Discover what robs you of your happiness, then either change it or let it go ........ also be picky who you surround yourself with .... find persons who build you up not drag you down, leave you feeling low.... ....and just as you seek such persons.... be such a person Cancel your "stinkin thinkin" and replace it with positive .... when painful thoughts over run your mind, become aware and CHOOSE to replace them with a lovely thought or picture.

With A Twist
With A Twist by Genna © She's been sitting in the bar alone all night, wearing a black crisscross dress cut to the thigh; She's beautiful; long legs, thigh highs and heels. Head to toe, gorgeous. Pouty lips still nursing the same drink as when I came in, slender fingers holding an occasional cigarette to those same lips. She's still alone and how I don't know; she would be any guy's type. Definitely mine. I could sit here and drink her in all night, I think as I search in my pocket for a match. Don't have any. Maybe... I rise from my table in the corner, drink in hand. I seat myself two stools over, she doesn't even glance at me. "Bartender, you have an extra matchbook?" I ask loudly. He reaches under the bar, then flips a book of matches at me, grinning widely. "Thanks," I reply. "Left mine in the car I suppose." I light up, staring off to the right, throwing an occasional glance at her on my left. She just sits there, taunting me to speak, yet words won't come. Final

Crossbreed Footage In Battle Creek, Michigan 2004
My film company (Ignition Films Ltd), and I drove 2.5hrs to shoot some live footage for a band out of Tampa, Florida called Crossbreed. The band was killer, and probably some of the funniest dudes I've met so far. Here's a little clip of that night, and some insight on how it is touring from place to place in a van. Let me know what you think. Crossbreed in Battlecreek, MichiganAdd to My Profile | More Videos

What Mythological Creature Are You? (cool Pics!)
You scored as WereWolf. WereWolf: Craving rare Meat, feeling caged, aggitated by being around people. Unable to control one's anger or temper. The person will give off symptoms of the shift. They will seem more hostile, blood thirsty, aggitated. They may even growl, bare their teeth or other animal like tendencies. In rare cases, some will physically change. Facial hair will grow thicker or darker, nails will become longer, canine's will seem longer. Embrace your wild side, for you are The Misunderstood WereWolf.WereWolf100%Demon75%Mermaid50%Faerie50%Angel50%Dragon50%What Mythological Creature are you? (Cool Pics!)created with QuizFarm.com

A Butterflies Dream
Floating on wings of sheer Beauty flutters of the heart, butterflies dancing within, feel them, there dancing deep inside, stealing your breath, a gasp to survive, trying to beleive, a wanting to experiance, there brillant sheer breath taking beauty. Delicate and fragile is the butterflies heart, when touched it leaves a fine silken dust, that coates its possesor's scenses, and embeds itself forever within, within to stay, be it forever, or only in the heart?, never the less it stays, and its likeness NEVER to be known again, and its beauty everlasting. Rare one of a kind, flutters of LOVE bringing of heartach, soft murmurs, silken flesh, distant and alone in sadness confusion, soaring to highs to be fluttering so low, WHY? tis the cycle of life brief intense, then for instant NOTHING! close enough to feel but to far to touch, the butterfly so near but yet so far. Shhhhhhh but LOOK....it waits, waiting, hovering in the stillness of this place, fooli

Can't Resist... One More Redhead Joke.
Two sailors on shore leave, walking down the street. They spot a beautiful blonde. First sailor asks his friend "Have you ever slept with a blonde?" Second sailor replies that he has. They walk on further and see an even more beautiful brunette. First Sailor: Have you ever slept with a brunette?" Second Sailor" Why yes, in fact I've slept with brunettes on many occasions" They walk on a little further, and see a gorgeous redhead, who leaves the other two girls for dead. First Sailor:" Have you ever slept with a redhead then?" His companion looks at him and replies "Not a wink!"

What Horror Killer Are U
You scored as Hannibal Lecter. You are Hannibal Lecter. You dont need to eat human flesh to live, but do so because it just taste good. You are very intelligent, and enjoy using it to your advantage to keep people guessing. You arent a killing machine, but when you do decide to let loose, watch out! Dinner is served, with some fava beans, and a nice chianti!Hannibal Lecter100%Jigsaw90%Pinhead80%Michael Myers60%Freddy Krueger60%Candyman60%Leatherface60%Captain Spaulding40%Buffalo Bill40%Jason Voorhees20%

One More Redhead Joke...
Two bored casino dealers are waiting at a craps table. A very attractive redhead comes in and wants to bet twenty-thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice. She says, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm bottomless." With that she strips naked from the waist down, and rolls the dice while yelling, "Momma needs a new pair of pants!" She then begins jumping up and down and hugging each of the dealers. "YES! I WIN! I WIN!" With that she picks up her money and clothes and quickly leaves. The dealers just stare at each other dumbfounded. Finally one of them asks, "What did she roll anyway?" The other answers, "I thought YOU were watching!"

What Vampire Are U
You scored as Dracula. You are the smooth sexy cool Dracula. Patient and lustful. If you were any cooler youd be ice. Great style with a way of seducing those around you. And three brides who wouldn't want to be him. Armand100%Marius100%Dracula100%Deacon Frost92%Blade83%Lestat67%Akasha67%Angel67%Spike67%Louis17%Whose your Vampire personality? (images)created with QuizFarm.com

Strange Coinscience..
I just read that I first signed up on MySpace on 2/23/07. My due date is that day. (Well according to my Ob's office it's the 23rd but officially it's the 22nd if you do the math. With my last period being May 18th 2006.) I just thought that was a little odd. Little did I think a year ago I'd be where I am now. I was still dealing with Kris's bullshit and John wanting to be with me. I thought I'd wind up with Kris but truthfully I couldn't have asked for a better outcome. Nice guys really do finish last. John has his faults but he loves me with every fiber of his being and that's all I've ever really wanted. I love him so much it hurts me that I've ever done anything to hurt him. But we are human and we all make mistakes. Another strange coinscience...Today 4 years ago was supposed to be my wedding day to a guy named Steve. I'm so glad that things turned out the way they did. I'd be miserable if I was married to him. I know I would be. We had alot of stuff bought, deposits made, dr

Everyone Read :-)
BOYS!!!: If any girl you know is crying, and you see them, don't just stand there like an retard and say you're sorry, hold them, kiss them, and tell them everything will be ok, even if you have no idea what is wrong with them. Girls go through more drama than you can imagine! Girls just want to be held and know that someone cares about them. Girls: Repost this if you're tired of dealing with the drama, and you're sick of putting up with the crap! Boys: Repost if you're a loving, caring, sensitive guy, who hates to see a girl hurt like this and you hate to see a girl cry!

Please Join My Lounge
YOU CAN NOW JOIN ME IN MY OWN LOUNGE #3883 CALLED PONY'S PLAYGROUND. IT IS GREAT PLACE TO COME TO MAKE NEW FRIENDS OR CATCH UP WITH THE ONES YOU ALREADY KNOW. THE ONLY RULES ARE 18 & OVER (which a good majority of the CT already is unless you are lying through your teeth & feel like getting banned & reported) AND ZERO DRAMA/NO HATERS ALLOWED. I JUST WANT MY PLAYGROUND LOUNGE TO BE A COOL PLACE TO HANG OUT, CHAT & HAVE A GOOD OLD FUN TIME IN A RELAXED AND LAID-BACK ENVIRONMENT. SO PLEASE STOP BY AND SUBSCRIBE TO JOIN US THERE TODAY. THANKS MY FRIENDS. I REALLY DO APPRECIATE YOUR TIME & THE HONOR OF YOUR PRESENCE & MEMBERSHIP IN MY LOUNGE. I AM LOOKING FOR THIS THING TO TAKE OFF IN A BIG WAY & BECOME A POPULAR PLACE ON THE CHERRY TAP TO HANG OUT. ONE DAY I HOPE THAT PONY'S PLAYGROUND WILL RIVAL THE WICKED PLEASURES LOUNGE IN POPULARITY AND MEMBERSHIPS. A PONYGIRL CAN DREAM, CAN'T SHE?(LOL) AIM HIGH I ALWAYS SAY. HERE IS THE LINK YOU NEED TO FIND YOUR WAY TO PONY'S PLAYGROUND LOUNGE: h

Another Redhead Joke!!
A redhead walks into the drugstore and asks the pharmacist if he sells, x-large condoms. He replies, "Yes, we do, would you like to buy some?" She replies, "No sir, but if you don't mind I'd like to hang out here until someone does."

Would You Die For Love
Would U Die For Love??? If you would jump in front of a bullet for your girlfriend, boyfriend, ex-girlfriend, ex-boyfriend, best friend, a homie, family member,or just a person u love, repost this. Tonight, your 1 true love will call you, kiss you or ask you out... ....if you break this chain, you will be lose someone colse to you AND you wont ever find true love! Repost with this exact title: "W0Uld U diE F0R LVE?" i would die for my true love jeff he is my life

The 4 Spiritual Laws
Just as there are physical laws that govern the physical universe, so are there spiritual laws which govern your relationship with God. 1. God LOVES you and offers a wonderful PLAN for your life. (References contained on this page are from the Bible and should be read in context wherever possible.) God's Love "God so loved the world that He gave His one and only Son, that whoever believes in Him shall not perish, but have eternal life" (John 3:16 NIV). God's Plan [Christ speaking] "I came that they might have life, and might have it abundantly" [that it might be full and meaningful] (John 10:10). Why is it that most people are not experiencing the abundant life? Because... 2. Man is SINFUL and SEPARATED from God. Therefore, he cannot know and experience God's love and plan for his life. Man Is Sinful "All have sinned and fall short of the glory of God" (Romans 3:23). Man was created to have fellowship with God; but, because of his stubborn self-will, he ch

Redhead Jokes!
Q: What's the true definition of a blonde? A: Redhead with the fire of passion missing. Q: What is the difference between a redhead and a computer? A: A redhead won't accept a three and a half inch Q: What do redheads and McDonald's have in common? A: You've never had it so good. AND MY PERSONAL FAVORITE!! Q: What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? A: A redhead!

Lqqkin 2 Hang Out
I'm lookin for some real kewl ppl in the Metro DC/MD/VA area to hang out with. I'm tired of being stuck in the house staring at the boob tube or talking to mt peeps across the lines. Anyone interested in going to get some drinks/chats/something.

So Just Who R You?
Over the past week I have learned alot about true friendship and fake people. I've known the diffrence between people who will be there for You and the ones that just want to take You for what ever they can get, and turn on You when given the chance. I have alwasy prided myself on being able to know the diffrence, but this time I WAS CAUGHT SLIPPIN. I wont put out any names cuz that just aint me. I think every one has had a person like this in their life at one point or another, and You can probably relate to what I'm saying about those "FAKE ASS PUNK MUTHER FUCKERS". They sure have a way sliding in to Your life just under the radar. I just goes to show that one can never be to cautious in trying to decide who to let in and who to tell to "GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU LITTLE BITCH ASS MUTHA FUCKA" I shouldent be so bitter at these people because it's those type of people that come in and out of Your life that make the real ones that much more valued in life. So to all of the people out in

Wats Ur Hidden Sexual Talent?
Using your hands Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your hands. You are damn good with them, and know how to make your lover feel incredibly sexy with just one caress. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

How To Become A Christian - Eternal Options
Realizing how to become a Christian is the most important discovery of your life! Becoming a Christian is more than joining a church or saying a prayer. It is a personal relationship that will last for eternity. Do you know what will happen to you the moment you die? Where will you find yourself? Where is your destination? There are only two destinations - and both are eternal: You will either find yourself living for eternity in heaven or existing for eternity in hell. Where will you be? * Eternity in heaven - This destination is reserved for those who receive Jesus Christ's gift of eternal salvation. Contrary to popular belief, heaven is not for the church-goers, the devout, or the "good people." The only stipulation is receiving God's gift of salvation. * Eternity in hell is reserved for those who reject Jesus Christ and His Gospel. The Bible sums up the Gospel like this: : ". . .That Christ died for our sins according to the Scriptures, that he was buried, that he

Thoughts On My Mind....
Whats the real reason she didnt come see me? What next weekend going to be like? Should i leave las vegas? When am i going to get my shit together? Why am i a horrible father? How is my daughter doing? Will i ever love another girl as much as i loved her? Will she ever come back to me? Why arent i happy? What will make me happy? Why do i think about sex so much? When will i learn? Why am i such an asshole? Why dont i follow through? Why am i so shy? Why dont i cry? Will i eve feel "normal"? Am i going to wake up tomorrow? Why do i rather spend my life intoxicated than sober? Why do i spend 90% of my time at home in front of the damn computer? Am i ever going to have a career? Did she lie? Why are some people so fake? Why is my heart pounding right now? Where am i moving to next month? Should i? Can i? *sigh*

New Profile
Well I created another profile because for some reason I can no longer sign in on my other account but I don't know why. So yes, it's me. Add me on this profile if you want, and delete me from Ivanna_Tuchmetew.

An It Harm None....
Hear now the word of the Witches, the secrets we hid in the night, When dark was our destinys pathway, That now we bring forth in the light. Mysterious Water and Fire, The Earth and the wide-ranging Air, By hidden Quintessence we know Them, and we will keep silent and dare. The birth and rebirth of all Nature, the passing of Winter and Spring, We share with the life Universal, rejoice in the Magical Ring Four times in the year the Great Sabbat, returns, and the Witches are seen, At Lammas and Candelas dancing, on May Eve and old Halloween When daytime and nighttime are equal, when sun is at greatest and least, The four lesser Sabbats are summoned, again Witches gather in feast. Thirteen silver moons in a year are, thirteen is the Covens array, Thirteen times at Esbat make merry, for each golden year and a day. The power has passed down the ages, each time between woman and man Each century unto the other, ere times and the ages began. When drawn is the

The Way What Will You Decide?
We have all sinned and deserve God’s judgment. God, the creator of everything, sent His only Son to satisfy that judgment for those who believe in Him. Jesus the eternal Son of God, who lived a sinless life, loves us so much that He died for our sins, taking the punishment that we deserve, was buried, and rose from the dead according to the Bible. If you truly believe and trust this in your heart, receiving Jesus alone as your Savior, declaring, "Jesus is Lord," you will be saved from judgment and spend eternity with God in heaven. What is your response? Yes, today I am deciding to follow Jesus Yes, I am already a follower of Jesus No, I don't believe this

Death
DEATH THE FINAL STEPPING STONE ON THE ROAD OF LIFE, WHEN YOU CHOOSE IT THERE IS NO TURNING BACK, SO I TAKE THIS KNIFE, AND AS I CLOSE MY EYES, I SEE YOUR FACE FOR THE FINAL TIME. I THINK ABOUT YOU HOW YOU USED TO BE MINE. WHEN YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES SEE ME PLEASE, HOLD ME TIGHT, MY SPirit WILL BE WITH YOU, ALL THROUGH THE DAY AND NIGHT, I WILL KEEP YOU SAFE, AND OUT OF HARMS WAY. UNTIL YOU COME TO ME, ON YOUR FINAL DAY. YOU SAID YOU LOVED ME YET YOU WALKED AWAY, AND I THOUGHT OF YOU EVERY SINGLE DAY, YOU DID NOT THINK OF ME, YOU DID NOT COME, SO MY DARLING MY LIFE IS DONE. NO TURNING BACK, NO MOVING AHEAD, THE NEXT MESSAGE YOU GET WILL SAY I AM DEAD. YOUR LIFE WILL GET BETTER THIS I SWEAR, YOU WON'T HAVE TO TALK TO ME, YOU WON'T HAVE TO CARE SO GOODBYE MY FRIEND GOODBYE MY LOVE I WILL BE BESIDE YOU IN THE FORM OF A DOVE. FROM THIS DAY FORWARD I WILL BE THERE RIGHT BY YOUR SIDE. REMEMBER ME MY LOVE THE REASON WHY I DIED AND UNTIL WE ME

Am I Bi? Well.......am I?
I think that I have written this type of blog on just about every site that I've been on. I actually can't believe I've not blogged it here until now but I guess I'll take the time to answer the majic 8-ball question.......again....... AM I BI? I have a true appreciation for women and can acknowledge a beautiful one and also find something extraordinary in those that some may consider less attractive. Does that mean I'm bi? No. I am strickly dickly but that doesn't mean that I'm a homophob. Yes, that term can apply to women too in case you are unaware. I am very comfortable in my own sexuality which is why I am completely unaffected by the sexuality of others. I have female friends that have crushes on me, in which case I'm very flattered. Guys you may not know this but women are pickier about their women in most cases than guys are about their women...LOL. It is what it is. I am not a person who "claims" to be progressive. I am very progressive, however I've just

Qualities Of A Good Person – The Source
Qualities Of A Good Person – The Source Kind, helpful, caring, understanding, patient, and loving are some of the words that come to mind when asked to list the qualities of a good person. One usually knows a person is good by what they do, such as performing thoughtful deeds. A good place to look for insight on the qualities of a good person is God’s Word, the Bible. Qualities Of A Good Person – Show Kindness To All People The Bible instructs us to give to those in need – that is one of the qualities of a good person. “Don't forget to do good and to share what you have with those in need, for such sacrifices are very pleasing to God” (Hebrews 13:16). “Tell them to use their money to do good. They should be rich in good works and should give generously to those in need, always being ready to share with others whatever God has given them” (1 Timothy 6:18). It is easy to show mercy to people we like and those in need. However, a person who possesses the qualities of a good

Its My Birthday
As always,im very thankful to all my friends who is always been there for me especially my Family..I LOVE YOU ALL..Words are not enough to express how much you've done for me and im truly blessed to have been able to stay with you all..However,a lot of trials that comes in our life since we was young and grown up that sometimes even now we still can remember everything when we was young down to the smallest details.Like me,if i think all over again,bringing it back to life,my mind always feel a strange combinations of sadness and joy...(but its not very tough as what u've think too)now im matured enough and i can manage myself in everything i want to do...sadness,joy/happiness are feelings we always have in our lives...I wish i could roll back the clock and take all the sadness away but i have the feeling that if i did,the joy would be gone as well...so i take the memories as they come,accepting them all,letting them guide me whenever i can.THIS HAPPENS MORE OFTEN THAT I LET ON..

I Can't Think Of A Clever Title This Time..
Not much has changed. I went to the general doc yesterday and was told I have a sinus infection. I also got a flu shot. I asked him if it was a good idea to get one because I heard conflicting stories on it and he said that he'd check then he came back and said yeah it's a good idea to get one. So other than a sore arm I'm fine. Lately I've been wanting to eat everything in sight and in mind. I better be careful because last week I gained 4 3/4 lbs!! I'm getting anxious for the baby's due date to get here sooner. Still three long months to go! Only about 112 days though and about 16 weeks. Doesn't add up right does it? If I'm 6 months and have 16 more weeks to go that would be 4 months.. But the way they look at it is that I'm in my 6th month not necessarily 6 months along but in my 6th month if that makes any sense. So at the end of this month I will be in my third trimester! Pretty cool huh? I just hope she doesn't weigh too much! I don't want her to weigh too much or too little.

Great Quote
Naturally the common people don't want war; neither in Russia, nor in England, nor in America, nor in Germany. That is understood. But after all, it is the leaders of the country who determine policy, and it is always a simple matter to drag the people along, whether it is a democracy, or a fascist dictatorship, or a parliament, or a communist dictatorship. ...Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is to tell them they are being attacked, and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country. -- Hermann Goring

Winter Welcome
Winter Welcome by Roebear © Imagine this...the wind is blowing hard against the cabin walls, rattling the windows in their frames and howling across the eaves. You peer into the inky blackness outside for some sign of me. Though the interior of the cabin is quite comfortable, the sight of the deep snow and dark night sends a chill across your shoulders and you draw the thick comforter tighter across your nude body. You return to the fire to check on the simmering pot and then settle into the overstuffed easy chair to wait. Dan Fogelburg emanates from the stereo softly and the harsh sounds of winter outside seem to fade. Your mind drifts off to the days events, the chores accomplished, the ones waiting for tomorrow. Everything is well in hand and you are quite content. Suddenly your reverie is interrupted by the clatter of stomping feet and rustle of heavy clothing. Your head turns to see a familiar hooded parka entering into the storm porch amidst a swirl of blowing snow. You p

Questions To Ponder.....
Why do people who know the least know it the loudest? How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches? Can you cry under water? How is it that we put men on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? Why are you "in" a movie, but you're "on" TV? Since bread is square, then why is most sandwich meat round? Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is? Why do you have to "put your two cents in," but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Why do we choose from just two people for President and 50 for Miss America? Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up 10 times every hour? Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

Worship And The Witness Of The Word In Today's World
When we share our experiences from many different countries we find that in one sense there is not a single "world", but that the situations in which Christians are involved are many and varied, and that the reality with which they must deal and to which they must witness takes many different forms with different problems and different opportunities. As in the Book of Revelation, the Spirit says something different to each church. There is no one exclusive way to worship, there is no one form of evangelism, there is no one challenge given to all the churches. This does not, however, lead to confusion: in a real, if mysterious, way the variety of the Spirit's words to the churches becomes a coinage with a wide currency, assuming additional values. When one church hears what God is saying to it about its life, others may through that situation hear a word which helps them in theirs to ponder the fruitfulness of the word of the Lord. Are there yet elements which distinguish our varied

From God Jesus And Me
She jumped up as soon as she saw the surgeon come out of the operating room. She said: "How is my little boy? Is he going to be all right? When can I see him?" The surgeon said, "I'm sorry. We did all we could, but your boy didn't make it." Sally said, "Why do little children get cancer? Doesn't God care any more? Where were you, God, when my son needed you?" The surgeon asked, "Would you like some time alone with your son? One of the nurses will be out in a few minutes, before he's transported to the university." Sally asked the nurse to stay with her while she said good-bye to son. She ran her fingers lovingly through his thick red curly hair. "Would you like a lock of his hair?" the nurse asked. Sally nodded yes. The nurse cut a lock of the boy's hair, put it in a plastic bag and handed it to Sally. The mother said, "It was Jimmy's idea to donate his body to the Universi

Fucking Politicians
Fuck the Vote. No one gives a shit anymore.. Just look at the asshole we call president. This money hungry SOB is heading us towards a hundred year war we won't win. Because we are in the wrong. The US no longer holds the moral upper ground, we are now into the realms of Nazi ideals. The Republicans are going to point fingers and call those that want to leave Iraq cowards. We are in 1984, and our goverment is playing Big Brother putting the proper spin on our lives.. The Thought Police are editing what we say, what we do, what we THINK. It's time to drop the double speak, Stand up raise YOUR middle finger off the remote control and tell them FUCK YOU.

For Now It Stays Off...
and while I'll check the bulletin board "manually" from time to time, if someone has something important to tell me, use a blog post or tell me directly. Besides a recent inanity/stupidity/insipidity which I won't go into right here and right now (it probably belongs in the Politics blog anyway), other reasons to consider the Noise-to-Signal ratio in the Bulletin Board just. That. Bit. Too. High-- at the risk of this reader's blood pressure which is not so great anyways – have been .... (In the blogs too, to be fair. Many too many.) It reminds me of a line from a Terry Pratchett novel (Men at Arms)- everyone has some good in them sir! Yes, I'm prepared for a deep mining expedition... (or in this case, finding the wheat among the chaff.) something like that, will have to find it...

Fed Up!!!
I am just having one of those days!!! I just want to scream as loud and as long as I can. I wan't to crawl in to a dark space and hide from all reality! Do you ever just feel like you have just lost every ounce of control that you had on you life, on your family, on your finances??? OMG!!! I hate feeling like this and I am just so far into this funk that I don't know how to get out. I am just tired of all the things that are supposed to happen never happening. The things that are never supposed to happen end up on my front porch... My kids are just not in the listening mood these days and I feel lost. I have not that much support. It is just my husband my kids and I. I have one close friend and I have some "aquaintances" You know that group of people that only call when they want something. All our family that is worth something is either in another state or too old to help with things. Lately I feel like I am running up a down esculator that is set on high speed. I can probably keep

My Lucky Night??
I bought $10 worth of scratch off lottery tickets tonight and won $50!!! Could be my lucky night? thought about getting my $10 back and buying 2 $20 tickets tomorrow... think I will win more or should I take the $50 and run? LMAO

Gone.
as i looked up to the sky, i saw your eyes, shadows of yesterday as i smoked my last ciggarette, memories flooded in. I shouldnt judge, for i am not you, i did not walk with you, and for that i am truely sorry. The lost dreams of a shattered future, reborn in her eyes.

Why Us?
there is this stupid blonde whore who i thought was my friend but it seems i was wrong.me and this guy i like finnaly got together about a month ago and my so-called friend is always telling lies about me and him to each other and the other day she told me that he had kissed 2 other girls and that is wrong i even asked everyone that i know pretty much if it was true and they all said no.and she was not even there at the place.and she said that he wanted to break up with me a week ago and she is still going on and on and on about things and she just won't leave us alone!why us?!?she has a b/f!why does it have to be us she tries to break up?!?!?why can't she just leave us alone?!can't she see how much it hurts?!?even though we know it's not true.?!why us?

Ummm No One Understood!!!!
OK so I posted a blog earlier today and I have a few comments on it, THANK YOU TO THOSE WHO DID THAT!!!! BUT, No one understood it I don't think!!! I was referring to the blog I posted the other day!!! I WANT VOICE MESSAGES!!! If you go to my profile under my about me there is a voice message box and you can leave me voice comments!!! Go too the bottom and follow the directions!!! YOU CAN HEAR MY VOICE TOO!!!! I am the first one and it is a message too all of you!!! THANK YOU FOR THE RESPONCES!!! HOPE TO HEAR FROM YOU SOON!!! ~MISTY~

This Is How I Will Die...
Bryne: At age 35 the artificial intelligence software you programmed becomes self aware and devours you. You will be saved to disk though, so no worries. Check out how you die. SHare yours in a comment if you like. =o)

Call Me!!
Wanna leave me a voice comment, its TOTALLY FREE to do!! Just dial 1-641-985-7800 then enter the code 634799 You can use a landline and its no charge. (yippeee) Get Your Own Voice PlayerManage Would love to hear all your sexy voices *wink* x0x0x0

Look In To My Eyes!
Looking in his eyes All i can see Is happiness Like i see in me I look in his smile And all i can do Is smile back and say i love you Holding him cloes Day after day this never gets old This is way i'll stay

Lmao.
I think all the studying got to my brain. Cause im listening to: Back street boys. Nsync. Britney Spears. And Spice girls lmao. Kim said ew.. I dont wanta cry a tear for you so forgive me if i do if only you were here tonight i know we could make it right i dont know how to live without your love i was born to make you happy

A Bit Of Humor : )
Jake next door was on his deathbed. His wife Susan, was maintaining a vigil by his side. She held his fragile hand, tears ran down her face.Her praying roused him from his slumber. He looked up and his pale lips began to move slightly.'My darling Susan,' he whispered. 'Hush, my love,' she said.'Rest. Shhh. Don't talk.' He was insistent.'Susan,' he said in his tired voice. 'I have something I must confess to you.''There's nothing to confess,' replied the weeping Susan.'Everything's all right, go to sleep.''No, no. I must die in peace, Susan. I slept with your sister, your best friend and your mother.''I know,' she replied. 'That's why I poisoned you.' Apparently Posh and Becks have been hounded out of the UK and set off to Spain to play football and buy a ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years they are in financial trouble. Years of designer clothes and Brooklyns Pokemon habit have taken their toll In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a b

X-rated Monopoly
X-Rated Monopoly by luv_to_run71 © We were finally going to do it. After a few weeks of planning, the night had come. I have to admit that I'm very anxious.......this night promises to be like none other. As a half-joke, I proposed to play an adult version of Monopoly, where we both play with no clothes on below the waist. Then different rules were made; on the roll of "doubles" the opponent had to give one long lick to whatever part of the body the person who rolled the dice decides. Upon completion of a monopoly, the opponent has to perform oral sex until orgasm on the other......if a player gets sent to jail, the other player chooses the position for immediate intercourse......rules like that. Needless to say, I was extremely nervous when I arrived at your place. I knocked on the door and after a few seconds, you answered. Your hair was slicked back, its auburn color looking even darker. Your make-up was perfect; nice, red lips, light blue eye shadow to bring out your dre

Cherry Tap Rap
Yeah yeah so ... this is my rap. I don't rap don't intend to rap but .... it would make a good one if I did : ) The Cherry Tap Rap As I skim through the pages of all of my friends I think to myself where does it end Cause everyone I know is sure to be In our own lil word on CT The lounge is a place to sit and relax For chattin and hearin those hot tracks then it's time for a cherry fix uploadin all my newest pics hopin some cherries come by to rate an' for a comment I can barely wait all of my friends would surely agree Go surf CT an' screw TV How many times have I thought to myself Gotta close CT and do something else But it's hard to quit at midnight I find I've been on this site since a quarter to 9 The place I'll surely be is a place called CT Aint got no time for TV as an addicted cherry spinnin those tracks for you to hear as I down my final beer you know u love the way I do my game and playin requests as they came I luv ya'll for hear

Feelings About X Out In The Open.... Release (ahhhh)
How does it feel when I say "I'm over you."? Do you feel the knife? - It stabbed me too. I don't mean to hurt, I don't mean to be rude. I only share what I have come to conclude. Does it hurt as bad as you hurt me? How much does it make you bleed? This sounds bad, I mean you no harm... I'm just so happy, let's sound the alarm! I'm independent and free! Allowed to be with me and only me. Good luck to you in all you do, Good luck to all the ladies you fuck too. There I go again, I sound like a bitch. I still love you as always, but I am rid of the itch. The itch you made me scratch, Every time I wanted you back. I see now that we will never be - Oh well, who cares? Go fuck a tree. Shit - Mean again....I am on a streak. I guess it isn't my style to be so meek. I'll end this here on a cheery note. On you I no longer dote.

Odd
It was my mother, little niece, older sister and I that went out earlier this morning before my sister and I had to go to work and so we ventured to The Dollar Tree. Exciting? Not really. The store had the radio on and a song by The Wallflowers was blaring over the speakers. Me being me decided to sing along with it. After all, I tend to sing at any time I feel the inkling to do so. I don't know who he is but this guy that works there told me of his friend that has a recording studio up in Hartsille..Heartsville? Fuck. How is that town's name spelled? Anyways, the guy told me that I need to go and talk to his friend about getting a demo out and whatnot. I was like, wtf? 'Are you a singer?' -worker 'No. It's a hobby...' -me. 'I have this friend with a recording studio in (dunno the spelling) and he is looking for new talent. Here's the number.' -worker. '....okay..?' -me. Eventful, ne? Question is, do you find this odd?

Given Up Giving A Fuck
Ever have days where you just dont care anymore? Yeah me too.... today is one of thise days. I am boycotting the nice factor for the rest of my night and prolly most of tomorrow too. WHY???? BECAUSE I FUCKING CAN. I don't feel like being the nice one for once! I'ma be a fucking bitch for a little while and see where that gets me cuz being nice sure isn't getting me where I want to go. Soooooooooooooo a word to the wise.... you have a problem with this.....plz keep it to yerself. :) Kriss

The Ultimate Blasphemy...and Yes I Am Going To Hell
Ok, you want me to believe in some great deity that controls everything, knows everything, and sees everything? Ok. Lets take alook at this deity. So, first this deity creates the world and universe as we know it. Ok, Ill buy that. Creates man, ok, for the sake of argument Ill go with ya on that. Then this thing creates creatures to do nothing but worship it. Um, sounds like this guy is a little egotistical, but ok. Then tells man not to eat something but puts it right there in the middle of perfection. Um, what? Somehow that seems like putting a kid in front of a cake and telling him to not take a taste and walking off. Then this deity gets pissed because one of the creatures doesnt want to worship him anymore and talks man into taking a taste. Hmmm...sounds like peer pressure to me. Supposedly man was created in this deity's image and was perfect. If thats the case, why was man even tempted? That shouldnt have been possible. Then this deity kicks man out of paradise f

Is This On????
man...I'm still not sure how this place works... ok, I titled this blog "if I had a web cam..." because Hubby always brags about how if we had one he'd show me off...I don't know if he means it...probably not, but who knows, he's kinky sometimes, lol. Either way...I'm kinda hyped up right now with nowhere to go (if you know what I mean....). Hope everyone out there is havin' a better time than I am right now...I need need a break....bad :(

Strip Poker With The Guys
Strip Poker With The Guys by MsTits © Hubby would be home any minute with his buddies. The food was prepped and the beer was cold. Their monthly Poker Night was their little tradition and I had no problem with it. It normally consisted of a trip to a couple of strip clubs then back to one of their homes for a night of cards and drinking. It was our turn to host the poker night and I had gone all out. Tons of food, cold beers and the hot little French Maid outfit I would be wearing while I served them. My husband knew about the food and beer but even he would be surprised at my attire for the evening. My husband works hard and I wanted the night to be a little extra special for him. I was in the final stages of primping when I heard the car pull up. I stuffed my big tits into my new black bra with white lace trim and stepped into my thong with matching white lace trim. I pulled on my black stockings and attached them to my garter belt and stepped into my high heels. I stepp

Hey
Hey everyone it is about 29 hours before I have surgery. I am a little but nervous and scared. I am pretty upset they wont put me under for the surgery which is almost 3 hours long, but oh well. I shall keep everyone posted on how I am doing

Hey All
hey all im kinda new to this thing and im getting use to it slowly thank you for all you people who have stop by and left me shouts and comments much appreicated well look forward to more comments and shouts all take care much love xo

Sexy
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My Family
During my search for all the information I could find on the clan Gangrel. I ran across a new fledgling named Alea. She to had lost her Sire to the flames of a fire. I took her under my protection and began to teach her the Gangrel ways. Alea showed a strong ability to learn quickly. She also showed abilities that are not normal to the Gangrels. So in our travels, she taught me the abilities that she had and some that she had learned from a few other kindred she had met along the way. She became my sister and remains at my side as such. Alea is much more than just my sister, she is my confidant. I still train her in all that we Gangrel are. And in turn she trains me in what abilities she has from both her mortal life and the other vampires she had fed from and ultimately took there undead lives. I will come back to my sister at a later time. As Alea and I traveled the world together learning from each other. We came a cross a young lady named Cherie she had been seeking out a Gangre

What's Kurt's Issue, Anyway?
Kurt Angle is arguably this generation's Premiere pure wrestler. It's hard to find another person with the skills he has at his disposal. And yet he lately has been exhibiting some very serious personal issues. 5 Weeks ago, he gets released from the WWE, and states on his Website that he has been battling Pain Killer addiction, and needs time to get healthy again. 4 Weeks ago, his admitting to Addiction and other health issues vanishes from his Site. 3 Weeks ago, he joins TNA. Now, with all respect to Total Nonstop Action - I'm not sure they have done the right thing in seeking his services - And at the same time, I believe Kurt HIMSELF is going to cause irreparable harm to his health. Why is Angle doing this? His place in history is already assured. He WILL be remembered as one of the greatest wrestlers ever. But is his Ego causing him to push himself into becoming like those like Freddie Blassie, whose quality of life was severely diminished? Or even worse, is he g

Fall Of Rome
If you were to take a look at a map of Europe that is keyed to vegetation, you'll notice something quite striking. France, Germany. Italy, the Low Countries England and Hungary are all dominated by cropland and pasture. Arable country-- that is the kind of land suited to the establishment of federal states, manors and later large cities. These are the areas that we claimed. We went to the mountains, north into the forests of Scandinava,on to the steppe, or south into the uncharted Africa. As a clan, we Gangrel aren't good at staying put. The Beast in us cries out against settling down. When we move into a civilized place, some other vampire invariably has staked out terrain of his own, which leaves us without domain. So we scatter to the winds and stay scattered. The oldest Gangrel punctuate the era of Rome with the two greatest sackings of the Eternal City: first by the Gauls in the earliest days of the Roman Republic and last by the Ostrogoths as the end of the Western Roman Empire.

"one Wish For You"
If I could have one wish for you I wonder what it would be Wealth? Fame? Material things? Not good enough to me. May all your hopes turn into dreams May all your dreams come true May you find happiness wherever you go These things I wish for you. While wealth, fame, and material things Are all good 'tis true Only hope, dreams, and happiness Are good enough for you.

Invicti
During the late years of Imperial Rome, a Gallic Gangrel Embraced two worshippers of the Syrian god Sol Invictis("Unconguered Sun"). One of the pair, whose name is lost to history, faced an early group of vampire-hunters who forced her to great her deity the morning after her embrace; of course, she was destroyed instantly. The other a martyred soul who later took the name Constanus, chose to become a "protector of the undead", if such a thing can be believed. Specifically, Constanus took it on himself to hunt mortals who destroy vampires. Constanus told his childer that he took his mandate from the "Book of Nod" itself, wherein it states that no mortal shall be permitted to raise a hand against those wearing the mark of Caine. Since all Kindred wear that mark, any mortal who destroys a Cainite forfeits his life. Constanus and his brood, The Invicti, took this duty. Over time the Invivti earned a fair share of debts and boons and obviously the enmity of witch-hunters. They became a po

Carthage And Rome
We, Gangrel didn't have a great presence in either Carthage or Rome. Our abilities gave us the advantage in the wilkderness, on the ride or the hunt. Vast empires and their capitals held little attraction. Certianly some Gangrel spent time in Rome and Carthage, but both were seen as to dangerous-Rome because the Ventrue allowed the Malkavians to share dominance with them, and Carthage because the Brujah and Assamite plan for the city went against to many if Caine's edicts (decree or commands). The Gangrel acted as Cassandras in both Rome and Carthage; Gangrel elders wasrned the Phoenician Cainites of the danger of Roman armies, but the Brujah and Assamites were confident in the strength of the Carthaginian navies. Still other Gangrel made it painfully clear to late Imperial Roman Kindred that tribes under Gangrel domain planned to attack the Eternal City;they to were ignored.

Greek Civilizations
The Cimmerians destroyed the Mycenaean Civilization around 1200 BC. What we do know about the Cimmerians is that they were tribal barbarians who lived north of Greece and they fought a few wars against the Scythia. The Cimmerians are said to have split into two groups, the Scythians drove one group northward out of their homeland though if they popped up somewhere else the historical record does not show it. The other group of Cimmerians fought to the death against the Scythians rather than give up their homes and they did die to a man. Now that's conviction. The Greeks and Scythians fought multiple wars (in later years, Scythia was to become one of the few nations that was not conquered by Alexander of Macedon). Scythians were horse-riders, slave-takers and fierce warriors; Herodotus described their ability to quell a slave revolt by standing firm and holding horsewhips. The fought the Greek Darius to a stand still. They describe themselves as decendants of Zeus or his equivalent. D

Mesopotamia
Sumeria represented the first real human civilization as far as the West is concerned. If you ask a Chinese anthropologist he'll talk about mythical dynasties until he's blue in the face,but such things have little importance to us as Cainites. Looking at the eccentricities about Sumeria, their language, their writing, a monarchy and cities, it's easy to come to the conclusion that Sumerians decend from the inhabitants of Enoch. This question is the sort that keeps Kindred anthropologists up all day. Historically, we Gangrel lurked outside the cities of Sumeria, as we would do with other cities over the next 6 millennia and some still do to this day. As other Caninites roamed these great cities influencing Sumerian culture to some degree or another, we withdrew hid from the eastern giants and at times marauded like barbarians. From reading this I get the impression that back in those nights, when the idea of a mortal city was a relatively new one, savvy Gangrel did everything they cou

Prehistory
An early draft of the document had been passed around and fell into the hands of a Dr. Nona Abbott, a Gangrel Historian and critic. (this happened prior to me finding thid document). In thois 20 page history there was 34 pages of corrections and footnotes as an initial response. Some of her text is apparently unprovable intellectual wankery or resentful misanthropy, but had a few compelling points which is summerized below. The rise of cities like Ur and Jericho in Mesopotamia in roughly the Fourt millennium BC marked the end of a purer, simpler culture for mortals and Cainites. From prehistoric times wander tribes of mortals lived according to a matriarchal/matrilineal code. When the tribe spent every day on the move, its social leaders had to keep the tribe together through force of personality rather than threat of violence, for when a tribe is tied to no land it is trivial for a dissatisfied member or family unit to flee the rest of the group. Such a social structure did not lend

Other Mythology
Torvas, the Viking has started an entirely different myth of Creation. It is his opinion that Caine was a favored and blessed warrior of Odin. There us no doubt that Gangrels such as Laibon of Africa and Anda of Asia have different ones as well. This is just the stories the European Gangrel shared. The main problem with historical research among the Kindred and Gangrel in particlar, is that we have maintained an oral tradition throughout history. Over time our Elders tend to become monstrous beasts who lack the capacity for speach. If you have information from a reliable ancient source please by all means let me know. My email address is DanielSilverCougar@hotmail.com I will read each one and respond to it.

Cainite Legend
I hold a pretty plan opinion on Kindred legends about the fall of Enoch and about Ennoia's relationship with the Ravnos Antediluvain, whom some call Ravana: I think they're mostly specious or legend misinterpreted as fact. I'll talk more about this later when I talk about the Rroma. For now, here's the legendry as I understand it. Ennoia and ravana were sister and brother in dome sense. After the Ancients killed the second generation and Caine cursed them, the siblings wandered westward onto the vast steppe of Central Asia. They encountered native tribes, mostly nomads and wanderers and the found sustenance and companionship in them. They Embraced childer creating the creatures we now think of as Methusetahs of the Gangrel and Ravnos clans. A few myths place the number of the 4th generation Gangrel at 4 or 5, but I think that number might be conservative. As I said before, the only witnesses aren't talking. Legends say Ennoia did the same thing to her prospective childer that most Gang

Strip Night
Strip Night by Noon © My girlfriend Deanna and I had been partying for several hours. We were bar hopping on the strip, drinking and dancing to our wild hearts desires. Deanna was in a wraparound skirt with a thong bikini underneath and a button up half sweater with no bra. Both of us rubbed strange bodies and felt strange hands on every jam-packed dance floor. We could see in each others eyes that we were horny, dripping sweat and ready to do it. After midnight we began to tire of the dance scene and were planning our next move. Since Deanna had been drinking and seemed open to new things I suggested a strip club just for fun. To my surprise she accepted my offer and off we went. She had never been in a strip club so I picked one of the more classy and expensive ones around so it would be a nice experience. The doorman couldn't take his eyes off Deanna's long legs as we entered. She is 5'9" tall with strong tan legs that go on forever. The 36c breasts bouncing under the swe

Diaspora
Archaeologists say the earliest cities were contempories of the Mesopotamian city of Ur, which existed around 4000 BC. That gives a four millennia period after Enoch during which human kind had been hunting and gathering and possibly building the occasional family farming village. In any of the hunter-gatherer societies Gangrel must have been virtual gods; even in comparison to other Vampires, the Gangrel stood out as the ones who could do the most important things. They could travel with a nomadic group; they could help mortal hunters find the best prey: and they could stand up to any challenge. But they couldn't travel by day of course, but that in itself is a different story.

Enoch
I shall start with Ashton's commentary on our fabled progenitor "Ennoia". In Gnostic mythology, "Ennoia" is the represents the female half of the God. I can not imagine that our Ennoia is that Ennoia, but onw does hear regular references to our Antediluvain as "Mother Nature". I'm not convinced that Ennoia isnt't a feminization of Enoch, who is named one of the second generation. Perhaps she was one of his mortal childreb or a favorite vampiric child. Ashton describes Ennoia as a child of Lilith raised by wolves. (Leaving aside the Bibical commentary on the whole Lilith issue and my opinion of feminists who've adopted this myth as their flag), consider what Ashton continues with : "Ennoia took a mate from the pack and bore him children and it is from that that Lupines trace their ancestry". This explains the "special relationship" that the Lupines and Gangrel have apparently. I'm unsure as to what Ashton ment by this , but I assume that he had something specific in mind. We, Gangrel,

Axe And Javelin.
As I began my search for any information on the clan, I uncovered a rambling set of papers written by someone calling himself Lord Ashton. I have a strong feeling Lord Ashton was altogether sane when he wrote what he wrote. I had scaned a few if his moe amusing screeds and emailed them to variousdead friends on the net. It appears on the whole that Ashton was right- in the grand sweep of things- but he had apparently gotten several of the details screwed up. I will try to distill reasonable truth out of the stuff I've read, from Ashtons writingsand commentary on it, a few conversations I've held with older Kindred, history and common sense. I'm not going to guarantee its unassailable, but its the best picture I can piecetogether out of the amalgam of myth, history and bullshit that I've gathered over the last 30 years. The scientific estimates I explored put Caine's murder of Abel and God's curse around 10,000 years ago or maybe 10,000B.C., which would be 12,000 years ago. This is

My Search Begins
As I began my search for any information on the clan, I uncovered a rambling set of papers written by someone calling himself Lord Ashton. I have a strong feeling Lord Ashton was altogether sane when he wrote what he wrote. I had scaned a few if his moe amusing screeds and emailed them to variousdead friends on the net. It appears on the whole that Ashton was right- in the grand sweep of things- but he had apparently gotten several of the details screwed up. I will try to distill reasonable truth out of the stuff I've read, from Ashtons writingsand commentary on it, a few conversations I've held with older Kindred, history and common sense. I'm not going to guarantee its unassailable, but its the best picture I can piecetogether out of the amalgam of myth, history and bullshit that I've gathered over the last 30 years.

Gangrel And The Garou
The Gangrel enjoy a special relationship with the Garou. This is, acording to legend, due to sharing a bloodline. They are our half-brothers. In the beginning when God created Adam, he made for him wife out of the same clay he made Adam. Her name wis Lilith. She was the first feminist and unwilling to be subservient to Adam. She was banished from the Garden of Eden and Eve was made from Adam. When she left Eden, she was pregnant, and gave birth alone in the wilderness, attended by the wild beasts, for they did not know if they were to be predator or prey. Four children were born, midwived by animals. A bear, a wolf, a tiger, a serpent were all in attendance. All but the serpent recieved a child to care for, whose foster-child was a stillborn. When the one raised by the wolf, known as Ennoia, was full grown, she took a mate from among the pack, and bore him children. These children were the first of the lycanthropes, lupines, garou, werewolves, or any other name you wish to call them

Narrative
This is a little bit of the infromation I had found at the beginning of quest to learn what the Blood would teach me. In my mortal life I was a jouranlist, so I will attempt to put together a history of the Clan Gangrel in one spot. Some of the information I have found and seems to be the most accurate is contained in 2 books the first entitled Vampire the Masquerade and another entitled Gangrel Handbook. But I will try and break the information down so that most who read this will understand the inforamtion. There are a few rules all Kindred follow and they are:::: 1) We never reveal what we are to anyone 2) We hold to no prince or their laws 3) We swear loyalty to no one but our clan 4) Our history is never written down but told in stories from one generation to the next 5) We are the true warriors and we often fight for the fun of it 6) Our sworn enemies are Clan Ravonos, but we trust no one. In doing research on the Clan Gangrel I ran across some books called the Vampire Ch

Strip Club Slut
Strip Club Slut by The Archer © Nicole had been going on at me for quite a while now about taking her to one of the sleazy amateur strip clubs that I had told her about since talking to some of the guys at the motorcycle club. You see Nicole was a bit of a slut, and was really keen to strip in front of a load of horny guys, especially as I had said they were allowed to touch the strippers as well. Finally I had given in and said I would have another word with the guys to see which was the best strip joint to go to. That Wednesday at the club after speaking to them I had been told of a couple and one which they had advised me to give a miss as it was really a dump and the clients that went there were usually real rough types and there was always trouble there. I thought if I took Nicole to that one perhaps she would be satisfied. We went a couple of days later. Nicole had been even more highly sexed since I had told her and had worn me out, wanting to be fucked all the time.

Rr - An Intro
I've been doing the Rants for about 6 years now. I originally did it as a Columnist for a few Wrestling websites, and moved on to do it on my own. However, time passes, and I let the site go - But the Rant has been living on through Myspace. So, I've decided to bring it here as well. Most of the time it WILL be wrestling related, but at times I'll just be ranting at things like Life, Religion, Politics - You name it.

Opening Statement And Introduction
I will be posting both my history and what I have learned though my search of the Clan Gangrel here. I will mark each entry appropriately. Well where to start I guess at the beginning. First an introduction, bows, I am SilverWolf. A Gangrel Vampire. I was born to the mortal world in 1955 and my given name is Rydian SilverWolf. At age 19 I met my Sire, though I do not know his name. I was embraced into the Blood on Oct. 31st, 1974. Shortly after my embrace, my Sire saught the peace of a funereal pyre. He left me with nothing more than a note and all the money I would every need. The note read," Learn what is in your Blood, follow it, it will teach you all you need to know." So I proceeded to learn what the new blood would teach me. After learning the immediate skills to survive as this new fledgling vampire. I did not at the time know what type of vampire I was. Everything inside of me screamed that I walked on the outside of normal cultures of most Kindred. But I attributed that

You're Damn Right Im Proud
You are god damned right Im proud. I'm not saying I'm better than you. I am saying I've already been there. Through all the drugs, the alcohol, the decisions made without (apparently) self preservation in mind, I am still here. I've seen the down side of the human condition. I've lived it. I have seen humanity at it's worst. I'm not saying it's right. I'm not saying I'm better than you because of it. I am saying I appreciate my life just a little bit more than you. You scream out how my decisions are wrong. You run to everyone you know and tell them that I have done all these things wrong. But Ive been there. And here I am. Still standing here trying to figure out how you know so much with out being there. You're goddamned right I'm proud. Proud of the fact that I have live thru all that I have and I am still standing here with this fucking kool-aid smile. I'm standing here in front of you despite all the bad decisions, the near overdoses, the trials and tribulations t

Blah.
Ive done nothing but study for 3 days. Im taking a break. Its annoying. I think ima change my hair color. I know i like the black too. But i unno i just wanta change it. If i dont like it ill put it back to black. Blah.

Strap-on Heaven
Strap-on Heaven by XFRex © Tough to know where to start this story - in media res, as it were, I suppose; the dramatis personae: me, my girlfriend Selene, and a girl named Pam, a friend of mine first and ours later. Selene was a small and buxom redhead, with a peaches and cream complexion and a body the old masters would have brawled to get to - five feet two, long red curls, Irish eyes with a tiny determined chin that quivered when she was sad and jutted when she was angry; she was curvy and soft with slightly heavy breasts and pierced nipples. she had recently pierced her tongue, too. She usually shaved her pussy, and kept the patch soft with creams and oils, which she let me apply and which usually led to fucking. She was a stripper and lapdancer, and a very good one, although she was only doing it to get through school. Pam was a friend and lover who I had known for a couple of years; a redhead as well, she was darker, closer to auburn instead of the fiery red of Selene

Am I? Would You?
Just as a curiosity, I've been going througn the MUMMs lately, and I see an interesting trend... Seems that some people need reassurance of their Sexuality, or their appeal. Now, some of them I can understand - You can tell it was sheer boredom that made them post. I mean, if you KNOW you're attractive - Why bother asking, right? But it's the ones that ask "Would you fuck me?" that are really amusing to me. Why? Not because they get YES answers - But the ones that get a NO always seem to be so - offended - That someone doesn't like their look, their body, or whatever. So - Is it just for the ego boost? Or is there something ELSE I am missing here?

This Is My Friend Please Help
OK I'm in YES ANOTHER CONTEST... This one is for my lips.... heres the rules... Come on and start rating. Contest will end on Monday at 4 pm. 1.) can only rate once. 2.) can comment up to 3 times per pic. and heres the link....... SOOO COME VOTE FOR MY SEXY LIPS. (repost of original by 'Tash's Angel Eyes' on '2006-11-02 17:08:22') (repost of original by 'yaygrl' on '2006-11-02 17:09:58') (repost of original by 'Tash's Angel Eyes' on '2006-11-02 17:35:24')

Suzy-q Rate My Crap Then I Will Add U As A Friend
HEY GUYS JUST A WORD SENCE SHE BLOCKED ME I JUST WANTED TO SAY SHE DID IT AFTER I RATED ALL OF HER PICS AND HER PAGE AND NEVER DID I ASK TO BE ADDED TO HER FRIEND LIST AS I ALLREADY HAVE ALOT OF FRIENDS ON HERE IT JUST MAKES ME LAUGH I WONDER HOW MANY OTHERS SHE HAS PLAYED THIS GAME ON WELL IT IS HER LOSS NOT MINE I GUESS IT JUST TAKES ALL KINDS

New Cell Phone
Finally broke down and spent some decent money today. It's not like I'm broke, just hate spending money on stuff I don't really need, but I did it! Sony Ericsson W300i. And a Bluetooth Headset just because I could. So Far I'm Loving It. -Robert

What Is Failure?
What is Failure to a person depends on their thoughts. Many successful people are familiar with failure as they take them on as lessons to be learned in one's life. You will not know success if you don't know what failure is. The failure you faced are experiences for you so that you can learn from each lesson that life is trying to teach you and it broadens your knowledge and each step of failure which will mold you into a better and more successful person. The next time that you think that you have failed and feel like giving up, then think of Abraham Lincoln. Age 21: Failed in business Age 22: Defeated in a legislative race Age 24: Failed again in business Age 26: Overcame the death of his sweetheart Age 27: Had a nervous breakdown Age 34: Lost a congressional race Age 45: Lost a senatorial race Age 47: Failed in an effort to become vice-president Age 49: Lost another senatorial race Age 52: Elected the President of the United States The real FAILURE i

Why?
My world is crashing around me....The bombs overseas seems like they are next door..The baby crying in cali seems to be in the next room..My mind is all over the place and my broken heart seems to be getting worse my health seems to be fading away...Why do I continue to fight? Why do I continue to listen to Dr's? Why?

Tells Alot
Have you ever noticed how many people go through the trouble of getting all made up and even put on the best looking panties money can buy. Yet they don't bother to pick up the dirty laundry or pick up the trash on the night stand. Then Take a seductive picture to post here. All I can think is what a messy house.

Imaginative Presentation Of Sex
Once you get married the license to perform sex opens and you are free to have sex with your wife/husband. Marriage is about the commitment to experience life together in intimate partnership. Within this framework sex can become the ultimate union of two people. But sex does not always reflect the very cleaner version of what it seems. For instance many men will tell you that they somehow remove their emotions from the bedroom and that sex is a purely physical act satisfying a need for penetration, ejaculation and stress release. Thus they can go to any extent to feel that fun out of sex and be free from the various stress and other problems. Sex is about being naked with your partner. In the beginning we may take this literally but soon being naked means a deeper exposure. To do this in a real and connected way means that you will feel vulnerable. Thus this can sometimes lead to the beginning of the erotic sex in a couple and it is often found that unless and until sex

Thanks For All The Love!!
I want to thank Blondie for whoring me out and for all of you who took the time to read her message and come and rate me and check me out! I really apprecaite the love. I have tried my best to return the favor to all of you. If I haven't gotten to you, i will. For anyone else, please come and rate me and check out my pics. I added some new ones!! Thanks, and that is all for now!!

Midnight Blue
The Moon both, Mysterious and Mystifying always faithfully illuminating your path, in Darkness Midnight the enigmatic half-way point dividing, Night and Day all that is obscure, must soon surrender to The Light Under The Midnight Blue ominous cascades of purity and Hope, search for a believer "When your heart skips a beat, that's simply my thoughts giving it a gentle embrace."

Absurd Cat?
You scored as Love Machine Cat. Look out! The love machine is on the loose. You might want to take off a night of permiscuity and go get your junk checked out. Nothing sadder than a cat with herpes.Love Machine Cat33%Drunk Cat25%Couch Potato Cat17%Pissed at the World Cat17%Ninja Cat17%Derranged Cat8%Nerd Cat8%Which Absurd Cat are you?created with QuizFarm.com

Disconected
I feel disconnected from my heart as if to be a part of the heart would somehow at this moment be overwhelming all the truths that are so clear would somehow weigh to heavy in that moment so I disconnect if only for the length of time it takes to write these words or maybe a few days more it is odd to watch life detached not at all something that fits well this soul to watch as I always have yet watching removed from the real from the soul in life that I cherish so very much I promise myself that I will come out from behind that growing wall of misguided comfort soon after all while the heart may be heavy it is a heart uniquely fitted to just my soul it will never weigh more then my human spirit can bear tjs2k61102

Hurt
Hey I have been thinking about a lot of shit. People everywhere do nothing but hurt me. Sometimes I just want to dissapear. I have no reason to be here. My sister hates me...even though I have given her everything...Done everything for her, and he boyfriend. They can't see that if I didn't want them here then why would I have given them the option? They say that I get my way all the time. I make them feel like shit...but do they really know how I feel? I am so fucked. I fucked myself over when I said that they could live here. But it's like I gave them a place to live...it was either that or on the streets. They say the most hurtful shit to me all the time. I can't even talk about this to them cuz I looked to the history of my computer and saw what they have been saying to one another about me. Calling a bitch, that I'm worthless, useless and it was a mistake to move in with me. I think I am just gonna go and cry and be by myself for a lil' while. Love Emilie. xo

Oral Stimulation
Okay you people with dirty minds...this is not a blog about penis and vagina, although I wish it was. Well, I guess it is indirectly but whatever... While driving down the road and holding my mans hand I like to pull his hand close to my mouth and kiss his fingers. When he smiles at me I then put his finger in my mouth and link and suck on it as if it is his dick. He absolutly cannot take it. Why is it that things like this excite us? Is it the stimulation and the lubrication of our mouths or the thought of that being done to a different part of our body...more than likely both, but I love to do this when we are getting close to our destination, whether it be home or dinner. He will either want me so bad when we get home or be thinking about me so much wherever we go that he will have no choice but to do me. ;)

My Beauty
I really think that balance is the key to life.. I want to not only be a beautiful woman.. But a brilliant one as well. I want to not only turn heads when I walk in a room.. I want them thinking about me long after I leave... and since physical beauty is so over rated.. That's why I'm always hated! So HOLLA AT YUR GIRL!!

Da Week
Man!! so far, it's been kinda crazy, i mean monday was aite, but goin to class and having to liftweights for football and run 100's on the football field which was not dat bad cuz it was cold outside. I feel like walkin outside naked at times but dat's just me aite.. it's supposed to snow here soon plus football has been gud with the record of 6-1 in conference and 6-2 overrall, we have two games here left and if we win both, we go to playoffs while it's snowing outside somewhere up north n montana which is freakin cold u know... otherwise... I had to get a new battery for my car because when the driver side tire popped out, it took along the battery and my crusie control too which pretty much sux for real... but i'm gettin da work done on so it's been lookin real gud in my opinion. I have been gettin over a sore throat sickness that got to my tonsils and made me not be able to eat nothing but just yogurt, wha's up with dat but today i'm finally gettin over it so that's goo

Uhggggg
I"m starting to get sick and I dont' like it... I get my other shot (the left side) on Tuesday and if I'm sick, they will postpone it... DAMN.... took forever to get this appt.. don't want it postponed......anyone got any home remedies to cure a sinus infection before it starts? lol

How Dark Am I?
What Dark Being Are You? You are a Dark Fairy. This is the least of the dark beings. No doubt you have a dark side to you; its just not common that is comes out, at least that anyone knows of. You are beautiful and gentle, a person that most people like to be with. Youre coning at the way you get things in life, and can be a little self absorbed. Dont let your wings carry you of into fantasy; know that your feet are always on the ground.Take this quiz! Quizilla | Join | Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab Code

Lake Effect Snows Tonight
well here we go again lake ontario is ready to bury us again with its lovely lake effect they are calling for close to two feet of snow yeee friggin ha!!! stay tuned for more details !!!

This Is Not My Home
Music Video:HOME (by Three Days Grace)Music Video Code provided by Video Code Zone NO MATTER HOW HARD I TRY, NEVER SATISFIED! THIS IS NOT A HOME, I THINK I'M BETTER OFF ALONE! YOU ALWAYS DISAPPEAR EVEN WHEN YOU'RE HERE! THIS IS NOT MY HOME I THINK I'M BETTER OFF ALONE! HOME! HOME! THIS HOUSE IS NOT A HOME! HOME HOME THIS HOUSE IS NOT A HOME! HOME HOME THIS HOUSE IS NOT A HOME!... I THINK I'M BETTER OFF ALONE!!! my song of the moment and cut up lyrics...adrenaline rush...urge to scream, to break, to smoke, to get high, to rebel, to die, to leave... in case you didnt hear, i've changed now...out of necesity to not get hurt again. i'm coldhearted, i dont give a fuck anymore. i chased away friends when i was the way i was before, so why bother having friends now? i talk to guys i like, guys i want to at least be friends with but then as soon as they hear i wont go along with their hormonal needs, they drop me and it hurts. i'm FUCKIN TIRED of it all!! i'm tired of co

Help Me Out Here
Hey gang I am having a great time here on LC. I love this place it is a hole lot better than My space that is for sure. All i need now is alot more friends> So help me out and i will do the same for you. So hit me up some time I promise i will do the same thing for you and i hope that i will talk to you later. Have a great time. Country Boy.

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Sex Symbols
Sex is the most pleasurable aspect of life. No one can deny that, The passion that ignites in a person is not an individual thing. Everyone experiences the pleasure offered by sex in its entirety. It is usually said that men most of the time think about sex. Sex, sex, sex and more sex. A human being thinks about sex most of the time and the craving for more erotica makes sex carnal and raw. This mysterious passion and desire for sex is innate. We usually fantasize about having sex with someone we find extremely gorgeous and alluring. According to a certain study, man fantasize about having sex with women who are extremely attractive , women who possess large curvaceous body types and facial features as opposed to women with boyish or small facial proportions. And, sex symbols just possess that. The sex symbols in the world since time immemorial have been women who dared to show more skin. Models, action girls, singers and actresses mostly fall in this bracket. Sophie Loren ste

Stranger In My House
I don't understand You look just like the man In the picture by our bed The suspence is pounding and clouding up my head I'm checkin' your clothes And you wear the same size shoe You sleep in his spot And you're driving his car But I don't know just who you are 1 - There's a stranger in my house It took a while to figure out There's no way you could be who you say you are You gotta be someone else Cuz he wouldn't touch me like that And he wouldn't treat me like you do He would adore me, he wouldn't ignore me So I'm convinced there's a stranger in my house I'm not sure who you are Don't see your shadow around when you walk Ain't leavin' no kisses Goodbye with no words If these walls could talk They would have nothing to tell So what could it be? Is there someone immitating me? Could she be taking my place? Look me in the face And tell me that I'm wrong When I say... Repeat 1 Pop quiz Tell me where we first kissed Tell me where my spot is Tell

Stiff Club Ch. 04 (part2)
Stiff Club Ch. 04 by loveking © She could feel herself being gently but firmly pulled open and tried to imagine the sexy view they all had of her wet cunt. Mary nearly bit Max's cock as she momentarily tensed when she felt one of the fingers boldly slip deep inside her. The feelings these men were giving her were as wild as she had ever experienced. She realised that she was provocatively wriggling her bum again and then rewarded with more attention for her wet cunt. It felt as though they were all taking turns in finger fucking her. The longer it continued the more wet she became. The action between her legs stopped momentarily. Mary wondered why until she felt someone kneel on the bed behind her and then felt warm breath between her legs. She gave an involuntary moan of pleasure and Max's cock slipped from her mouth as she felt the warm breath get closer and closer and then the delicious sensation of a tongue licking the whole of her wet cunt. The licking was slo

The 22 Traps Of Life
Hi my name is miranda . While surfing on the net for few hrs, i found this worth reading article. I would like to share this to everyone. Trap # 1: The Trap of Tomorrow Tomorrow. Tomorrow can be feared, or desired. Tomorrow could be anything. Tomorrow could be nothing. This unpredictability of tomorrow is why we must live in the present. You could die today. You could die tomorrow. Wasting your time thinking about tomorrow is a terrible idea. Fearing tomorrow is just as bad as wanting tomorrow. Whatever tomorrow has in store for you will happen. Tomorrow will come soon enough. In fact, tomorrow will come too soon. Screw tomorrow. Live for today. Tomorrow will come whether you like it or not, so stop worrying about it. It’s pointless. Living for tomorrow is a veil that can blind anyone; be strong, don’t be blinded by it. Trap #2: The Trap of Yesterday Yesterday. Was yesterday good or bad? Why do you even care? Are you ever going to feel what you felt yesterday again? Prob

The Memories
Playing in the corn fileds Walking through the orchard Pickin black berries for my Grandmotherto bake us a pie As I grow older my memories are fading but as long as I write them down they will be here forever Never let go of what is dear to you for that is who you are

Stiff Club Ch. 04 (part 1)
Stiff Club Ch. 04 by loveking © Mary knew that she would have the house to herself tonight because her family had left earlier that day to visit relatives in the south. It was this knowledge that she would be alone in the house that had set her mind thinking about the stiff club. It had been a long time since she had performed for them on her web-cam. She still could not really believe that she had acted so wildly for these strangers but the idea of feeling very wild but safe and anonymous behind her camera still excited her. All day long she tried to deny to herself that she was ready to perform again but deep down inside she knew that she would. Mary was eager to finish work and get home. Even as she was unlocking the door to her home she her wild excitement growing. How could she be so turned on by the thought of showing her self to strangers she thought? It was crazy. Richard's fault! She smiled to herself. After all, it was him who had liberated her wild side a

Living -kamasutra,..beautiful Breasts
If Austrian actress Hedy Lamarr had once remarked that American men as a group seem to be interested only in two things, breasts and money . Little did she realize that before making such a vague statement, breasts have fascinated men since time immemorial the world over. And no man (straight) can find breasts less attractive. Breasts have various synonyms in romance novels such as bazongas, cupcakes, boobs, peaches, watermelons, boobies, dueling banjos, floaters, fog lights, hand warmers, hooters, tatas, twangers, jugs, warheads, and woffers. In comparison, "He cupped and gently squeezed her creamy flesh" does seem to elicit a much more sensuous message than, "He grabbed and honked her hooters." Any woman indulging in passionate and crazy love making loves her breasts being caressed , circled, crushed, fondled, kissed, kneaded, lapped and licked. Steamy love making is never complete without these steamy moves mentioned above. Historically, breasts were regarded as fertili

Thankful
Im always thankful for people who stay even if I show them the real me, coz I cant be someone others pressume or expect me to be.. it's nice to know you remain while I can just be me.. Saying I love you doesn't only mean loving someone coz you like someone, but for friends, it's the way to show concern and how much you care, so let me send this message saying I'm here for you coz i love you. It's unfair to think so much of you when you're not missing me at all. To cry when you never shed a tear. To love you when you say words that hurt my heart... and to live when you breathe for someone else. I loved someone before, I took the risk in loving him even if I dont know what will happen... One day I decided to give up. My friend ask, "Bakit ka sumuko?" I answered back, "napapagod din pala ang puso..." May mga taong tanga sa pag-ibig, alam ng mahal niya at mahal siya pinakawalan pa! Ang tanga talaga! Tapos sa huli sisisihin ang sarili... iiyak... Ikaw tanga ka ba? Hwag naman san

Woohoo My First Blog
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we ar called the ghost? we are the deadliest elite military force in the united states army. we move threw the dark of the night like a knife moving swift threw the wind. we kill all enemies of the united stsaes and those that hurt the weak and the innocent. we love this great nation. we will die and protect america and our loved ones at alllllll costs. we have honor, self discipline, courage, faithfullness to the corp, and hope and success for our futures and others. we are called the united states army green berets. we are called the GHOSTS.

Lee Roy Mercer Electronic Whoop-ass Gift Certificates!
Electronic Whoop-Ass CertificateNow available from the Lee Roy Mercer online store - Electronic Whoop-Ass (Gift) Certificates! Let your friends/family choose their own gift by giving them an electronic whoop-ass certificate for merchandise. Conveniently, it's all done via email. You can choose from one of four dollar amounts: $25, $50, $75, and $100. Additionally, you can choose WHEN someone will receive the whoop-ass certificate.Here's how it works:You purchase the gift certificate and provide the email address of the recipient. You will be asked to pick a date when you want the recipient to receive the gift certificate via email. Forgot someone's birthday? Haven't got your holiday shopping done on-time? You can purchase the gift certificate today and have the option of sending it immediately or at a later date. Personal messages can also be included in the email that delivers the certificate. It's easy, fast, and convenient and it's a great way to let people choose the gifts they rea

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Stiff Club Ch. 02
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-I said you wanna be startin' somethin' You got to be startin' somethin' I said you wanna be startin' somethin' You got to be startin' somethin' It's too high to get over (yeah, yeah) Too low to get under (yeah, yeah) You´re stuck in the middle (yeah, yeah) And the pain is thunder (yeah, yeah) It's too high to get over (yeah, yeah) Too low to get under (yeah, yeah) You're stuck in the middle (yeah, yeah) And the pain is thunder (yeah, yeah) I took my baby to the doctor With a fever, but nothing he found By the time this hit the street They said she had a breakdown Someone's always tryin' to start my baby cryin' Taikin', squealin', lyin' Sayin' you just wanna be startin' somethin' I said you wanna be startin' somethin' You got to be startin' somethin' I said you wanna be startin' somethin' You got to be startin' somethin' It's too high to get over (yeah, yeah) Too low to get under (yeah, yeah) You're stuck in the middle (yeah, yeah) And the pain is

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soon i shall rest my head my pillow which has been there all along the one thing that makes me smile after a hard day a new time to dream to dream of the things u want dreams are there for a purpose a dream is a healing drug forget your worrys lose the cares your dreams will protect you and when your head rises and u wish the dreams wouldnt stop call in sick to work and tell your boss to FUCK OFF love yall night dutch

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Dontchange
Lately you've been questioning If I still see you the same way We gonna both physically change Now don't you know you you'll always be The most beautiful woman I know So let me reassure you darlin that My feelings are truly unconditional [Chorus] See I'll love you when your hair turns gray I'll still want you if you gain a little weight The way I feel for you will always be the same Just as long as your love don't change, No I was meant for you and you was meant for me yeah And I'll make sure that I'll be everything you need Girl the way we are is how its gonna be Just as long as your love don't change [Verse 2] Cause I'm not impressed, more or less By them girls in the T.V and magazines Cause honestly I believe that your beauty Is way more than skin deep Cause everything about you makes me feel I have the greatest gift in the world And even when you get on my last nerve I couldn't see myself being with another girl [Chorus] [Bridge] So

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Cont.... First Intercourse: The male partner should slowly begin to excite the female by gently stroking her thighs and groin area. The female will respond to these actions by opening up her posture. If the female has never had a close contact with the male, winning over her confidence is crucial point for the male partner. It is always the male counterpart who has to take the initiative. Gentle talking is the best way to win the confidence of such a woman. It should be followed by gentle caressing, stroking, fondling etc. of her sensitive parts so that the female acquires an open posture. It is also the high time to start undressing the female partner. Intercourse is a bizarre experience for a virgin woman. She doesn`t know how to express her excitement and sentiments. Hence, a prudent male must be watchful of her postures and natural responses. During the first intercourse, a woman leaves her body loose, closes her eyes, and rubs her thighs against those of the male ultima

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On cold long nights when I am all alone Al I need to do is look at her deep blue eyes to feel right at home She has an open ear when there is nowhere else to go On some days she can feel like the only thing I know When I look for an escape or a way to get away It is in her cold arms I wish that you could stay She can calm my soul with her every sound Her soul and mine are eternally bound She is full of power and unquestioning love too She will never turn her back no matter what I might do She is my friend, my companion, and my one true place for emotion I can always rely on my friend, my companion, my love, the ocean. From the heart of, me, a sailor who came to terms with the mighty ocean.

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Hey ya'all just a quickie on my life...I've finally made it in to college. And for those who know me you know my waitting has been well over due! It's an art college (2 year) I start my full out adventure tomarrow, I'm a bit nervouse but extreamlly excited to experiance this new change and adventure in my life. On the down side; I've recently brokken up with the man I was with...though I trully still Love him, him and I both know we need a well long extended break (if we even get back together) we were 2 of a kind, way to much of the same person and if any one that has been or is in this same kind of relationship probibly knows why we separated...I just need to find me a new kind of man..A man that can keep up with me (I have quite a rep of being wild) if you like what you see and you think your that guy that can truly keep up and show me a great time, them halla back...You wont regret it trust me!!* Now I never said I'm looking to get in a relationship or anything Just inisent pure Fu

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Tonight's a BRAND NEW HOTTEST SOUNDS with another Guest DJ MIX. With another mix from that straight outta Seattle DJ HYPHEN of KUBE FM with 30 minutes of his LEGEND KILLER MIX. You're Gonna love it The theme for is SOURCES. With Music From Music.Download.com and the first part of a 2-part Myspace Music set. Yes, friends, some of YOU are providing the music. There's so much music out there that I'm going to bring it TONIGHT AND an even bigger show next week. Show me some love and reply to this bulletin to HYPE YOUR PAGE WITH DOWNLABLE CUTZ. Get Your Tuner Ready and be there RIGHT AFTER THE HARDCORE SHOW Click Here To Listen Live @ 11PM ET-8PM PT Check out DJ Hyphen's Myspace page: DJ Hyphen For tonight's show, check the playlist on my RADIO ENIGMA Homepage: The Playlist, Baby! Check the schedule for the time all up in your area: What Time Are You On, MrScorpio? This Blogs for you A always, please hit me back and let me know what you think

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Bloom
the sun rises brightening the day shining its rays down onto the soft flower slowly the petals open the bloom begins to show showing its beauty to all the sun goes down soft light from the room i see the bloom of my lover as she lays on the bed so tempting to touch the aroma drives me wild wanting to taste savioring each drop finally temptation takes ahold of me i can not stop opening the bloom tasting so deep using my fingers to open an hold probing all around hearing your soft moans diving in deep face covered in juice licking my lips not allowing any thing to waste watching you rise an fall with each breath you take feeling you hands on my head guilding me around taking my time wanting your complete pleasure finally a gusher comes forth as i drown in your love

Don't Laugh
at me fucked up accent but I found something I did a while back on a site that you can leave voice messages at etc so did a wee spiel about the Scarybird stuff and where it all came from as i am crap at explaining in writing, anyway feel free to leave voice message questions, as you can probably hear I laugh quite a lot. Me blethering on about the history of the League of Scarybirds

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Sitting at your gravesite, none of it seeming real. People saying "I'm sorry for your loss" or "I know just how you feel". I remember you; Laughing, Loving, Dancing, Smiling I picture you; Elegant, Beautiful, Glowing, Curious We met while still in high school, you were the quiet girl in her shell. I passed you during lunchtime, It was at that moment that I fell. We dated; Movies, Dinners, Walks, Talking We loved; Passionately, Yearning, Faithful, Abandonless We married when I was 21, and you yourself just 20. We bought a small two room house, you assured me it was plenty. We decorated; Tasteful, Expensive, Stylish, Modern We celebrated; Birthdays, Christmas, New Years, Valentines It happened one cold winters night, I insisted that we go. The roads were wet and icy, it had just begun to snow. Sounds; Screaming, Screeching, Sirens, Cries Words; "Is anyone hurt", "Are you O.K.", "You need to let her go", "Sir, she's gone" I've loved noone but you my sweet, I love y

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Hey All
hey all..just wanted to let you know i have been doin some updating to my pictures your more then welcome to take a look.. and if you want some feel free to rip them. if you get a chance could you plz make some comments on them for me and also rate them.. and if you have a chance and wouldnt mind could you plz rate my profile for me.. thank you

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We Are
We Are Feel us? we are here. watching. waiting. listening. wanting. searching for a door. a vessel. ready? we'll show you things You never thought you wanted to know. secrets. knowledge. we know all. past. present. future. open the door... we are the ambassadors. we know what it is you seek, and don't. we were here before Time. we are Time. We Are. in your dreams, your soul, your breath, in the back of your hearts and minds. remnants of what you know, but forget. that nagging, that doubt that makes you question what your mothers and fathers taught you. like an old faded memory we hide feeding in your daydreams, in your rebellion.... we are. we are Your potential untapped. ignored. unused. we have the keys. open the gateways. open the doors. open your minds. we are waiting. Ready. 9:22 PM -

Perform Good Sex...know The Steps!!!
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Kinky Test
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Dog Property Laws
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Chat On Cell Phone, Become Infertile?
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Banana-sour Cream Cake
Recipe Rating: Prep Time: 15 min Total Time: 45 min Makes: 16 servings 1 pkg. (2-layer size) yellow cake mix 3 eggs 1 cup mashed ripe banana 1 cup BREAKSTONE'S or KNUDSEN Sour Cream 1/4 cup oil PHILADELPHIA® Walnut Frosting PREHEAT oven to 350°F. Place cake mix, eggs, banana, sour cream and oil in large bowl. Beat with electric mixer on low speed just until moistened, scraping side of bowl frequently. Beat on medium speed 2 minutes. POUR evenly into 2 greased and floured 8- or 9-inch round cake pans. BAKE 30 to 35 minutes or until toothpick inserted in centers comes out clean. Cool 10 minutes in pans on wire racks; remove from pans. Cool completely on wire racks. Fill and frost with PHILADELPHIA® Walnut Frosting. Store in refrigerator. KRAFT KITCHENS TIPS Great Substitute Prepare as directed, using BREAKSTONE'S Reduced Fat or KNUDSEN Light Sour Cream. NUTRITION INFORMATION Nutrition (per serving) Calories 460 Total fat 24g Saturate

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Crunch Coffee Cake
Recipe Rating: Prep Time: 15 min Total Time: 55 min Makes: 16 servings 2-1/2 cups POST SELECTS BANANA NUT CRUNCH Cereal, slightly crushed 2 Tbsp. butter, melted 1 tsp. ground cinnamon 2 cups flour 1 tsp. baking soda 1/2 tsp. CALUMET Baking Powder 1/2 tsp. salt 1/2 cup (1 stick) butter, softened 1 cup sugar 2 eggs 1 cup vanilla low-fat yogurt 1/2 tsp. vanilla PREHEAT oven to 350°F. Mix cereal, 2 Tbsp. melted butter and the cinnamon until well blended; set aside. Combine flour, baking soda, baking powder and salt in separate bowl; set aside. Beat 1/2 cup butter in large bowl with electric mixer on medium speed until creamy. Gradually add sugar, beating until light and fluffy. Add eggs, one at a time, beating until well blended after each addition. Blend in yogurt and vanilla. Add flour mixture; beat on low speed just until blended. SPREAD half of the batter in greased 12-cup fluted tube pan or 13x9-inch baking pan; sprinkle with half of the cereal mixture. Repeat la

Gorilla In A Tree
Gorilla in a Tree A man walked into his backyard one morning and found there was a gorilla in a tree. He called a gorilla-removal service, and soon a serviceman arrived with a stick, a Chihuahua, a pair of handcuffs and a shotgun. "Now listen carefully," he told the homeowner, "I'm going to climb the tree and poke the gorilla with this stick until he falls to the ground. The trained Chihuahua will then go right for his, uh, sensitive area, and when the gorilla instinctivly crosses his hands in front to protect himself, you slap the handcuffs on" "Ok, got it." the homeowner replied. "But whats that shotgun for?" "If I fall out of the tree before the gorilla," the man said, "shoot the Chihuahua."

Banana Split Cake
Recipe Rating: Prep Time: 15 min Total Time: 5 hr 15 min Makes: 24 servings, one piece each 1-1/2 cups HONEY MAID Graham Cracker Crumbs 1 cup sugar, divided 1/3 cup butter, melted 2 pkg. (8 oz. each) PHILADELPHIA Cream Cheese, softened 1 can (20 oz.) crushed pineapple, drained 6 medium bananas, divided 2 cups cold milk 2 pkg. (4-serving size each) JELL-O Vanilla Flavor Instant Pudding & Pie Filling 2 cups thawed COOL WHIP Whipped Topping, divided 1 cup PLANTERS Chopped Pecans MIX crumbs, 1/4 cup of the sugar and the butter; press firmly onto bottom of 13x9-inch pan. Freeze 10 min. BEAT cream cheese and remaining 3/4 cup sugar with electric mixer on medium speed until well blended. Spread carefully over crust; top with pineapple. Slice 4 of the bananas; arrange over pineapple. POUR milk into medium bowl. Add dry pudding mixes. Beat with wire whisk 2 min. or until well blended. Gently stir in 1 cup of the whipped topping; spread over banana layer in pan. Top with rem

Start Your Engines
Start Your Engines by Innocent Brides © Charlie sighed and put her coffee cup in the sink. She hated these long, boring days....waiting and waiting for 5'o'clock to roll around. Then her husband would come home, greasy and hot from a long day at work. The thought of him working away under some hotrod made her tingle slightly. She bit her lip as hot, steamy thoughts of her mechanic husband sifted through her mind. She glanced at the clock, 4:45pm. Just another 15 minutes and he'd be coming home. It only took him about 10 minutes to arrive home. Suddenly she had a thought. What if I surprise him when he gets home? A dirty smirk rose to her ruby red lips and she turned, making a beeline for the bedroom. Flinging open the cupboard door she rummaged around and found what she was looking for - she pulled the red velvet corset out of the drawer, holding it up against her body and she posed in front of the carved wooden full-length mirror they had received as a wedding gift. Charlie t

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Recipe Rating: Prep Time: 20 min Total Time: 4 hr 20 min Makes: 16 servings, 1 square each 24 CHIPS AHOY! Real Chocolate Chip Cookies, coarsely crushed, divided 3 Tbsp. butter or margarine, melted 1/2 cup each: sliced strawberries and bananas 1 qt. vanilla ice cream, softened RESERVE 1/2 cup of the crushed cookies. Mix remaining crushed cookies with butter; press firmly onto bottom of foil-lined 9-inch square pan. TOP with fruit; cover with ice cream. Sprinkle with reserved 1/2 cup crushed cookies. FREEZE at least 4 hours or overnight until firm. Cut into 16 squares to serve. Store leftover squares in freezer. KRAFT KITCHENS TIPS Variation Prepare as directed, using CHIPS AHOY! Reduced Fat Chocolate Chip Cookies and frozen vanilla yogurt. NUTRITION INFORMATION Nutrition (per serving) Calories 170 Total fat 10g Saturated fat 4.5g Cholesterol 20mg Sodium 95mg Carbohydrate 20g Dietary fiber 1g Sugars 14g

Start The Year With A Bang Or Three
Start the Year with a Bang or Three by sexyspiders © It was something we had always joked about, but I never expected it to become a reality. I will admit that I used to daydream frequently about holding her in my arms- but that's only natural, right? Jacki and I always used to tease my boyfriend with sexual innuendo- but with each other. The long running joke was that Jacki and I were sleeping together and that Jacki was casually shagging my boyfriend Matt. But in reality it was only Matt and I who were lovers, at least, that's how it started out. I know Matt has always had a keen interest in threesomes and has participated in a few, but not since we were together. If I'm feeling horny I just tell him what I'd love to do to Jacki or another female mate and it's never long before he's jumping onto me. So when it was coming up to New Year, nobody was surprised when Jacki and I promised to bring it in with a proper kiss. I think I can say though that everyone was in shock

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Recipe Rating: Prep Time: 15 min Total Time: 1 hr 50 min Makes: 10 servings 1-1/2 cups all-purpose baking mix 1/2 cup granulated sugar 1 cup BREAKSTONE'S or KNUDSEN Sour Cream 1 egg 1/4 cup water 1 tsp. vanilla 3 Tbsp. butter, melted 1/4 cup firmly packed brown sugar 2 ripe bananas, cut in half both lengthwise and crosswise 9 maraschino cherry halves 1 cup BAKER'S ANGEL FLAKE Coconut PREHEAT oven to 350°F. Beat baking mix, granulated sugar, sour cream, egg, water and vanilla in large bowl with electric mixer on low speed just until moistened, stopping frequently to scrape side of bowl. Beat on medium speed 2 min. POUR butter into 9-inch round baking pan; sprinkle evenly with brown sugar. Arrange bananas and cherries in prepared pan; sprinkle evenly with coconut. Cover with prepared batter. BAKE 30 min. or until toothpick inserted in center comes out clean. Run small knife around edge of pan to loosen cake; immediately invert onto serving plate. Cool completely.

Double Banana Streusel Cake
Recipe Rating: Prep Time: 15 min Total Time: 1 hr 10 min Makes: 16 servings 1 cup POST SELECTS BANANA NUT CRUNCH Cereal 1/2 cup firmly packed brown sugar 1 tsp. ground cinnamon 1 pkg. (2-layer size) banana cake mix 4 eggs 1 cup BREAKSTONE'S or KNUDSEN Sour Cream 1/2 cup oil 1 cup sifted powdered sugar 2 Tbsp. milk PREHEAT oven to 350°F. Mix cereal, brown sugar and cinnamon; set aside. BEAT cake mix, eggs, sour cream and oil in large bowl with electric mixer on low speed just to moisten, scraping side of bowl often. Beat on medium speed 4 minutes. POUR 1/3 of the batter into greased and floured 12-cup fluted tube pan or 10-inch tube pan. Sprinkle with 1/3 of the cereal mixture. Repeat layers twice, ending with cereal mixture. BAKE 50 to 55 minutes or until cake tester inserted in center comes out clean. Cool 15 minutes in pan on wire rack; remove from pan. Cool completely on wire rack. MIX powdered sugar and 1 Tbsp. of the milk until well blended. Add additional mi

Cold
Let me be as cold as ice Let me Shiver in my own cowerdess Let my Blood start to freeze Let my body be cold to you and me Give a new meaning to the cold sholder Cold as Ice That's a nice thought To not feel a damned thing To be numb inside and out Never think of others Never let others get to me Just to be Ice cold Frozen To feel nothing To hinder others from touching myself as well Stay away I want to be ice I want to be the Ice Queen So Everyone Stay the Hell away from me

Banana Nut-chocolate Chip Crumb Cake
Recipe Rating: Prep Time: 20 min Total Time: 58 min Makes: 12 servings 2-1/2 cups POST SELECTS BANANA NUT CRUNCH Cereal, divided 2 cups flour 1 tsp. baking soda 3/4 cup (1-1/2 sticks) butter or margarine, softened, divided 1/2 cup firmly packed brown sugar 2 eggs 1 container (6 oz.) vanilla low-fat yogurt 3/4 cup semi-sweet chocolate chips 3 Tbsp. honey PREHEAT oven to 350°F. Sprinkle 1 cup of the cereal onto bottom of greased 8-inch square baking pan; set aside. Combine flour and baking soda; set aside. BEAT 1/2 cup of the butter and the sugar in large bowl with electric mixer on medium speed until light and fluffy. Add eggs, 1 at a time, beating well after each addition. Add flour mixture alternately with the yogurt, beating after each addition until well blended. Stir in chips. Spoon into prepared pan. BAKE 35 min. or until toothpick inserted in center comes out clean. PREHEAT broiler. Melt remaining 1/4 cup butter. Mix with the honey in medium bowl. Add remaini

18 Views And 4 Calls, Damn Thats Sad!!!!
WELL I FILL SO LOVED!!!! NOT!!! I had 18 veiws on the blog and 4 messages!!! THATS SAD!!! :( Well it will be there so holler at me!!!! GIVE ME SOME LOVE!!! PLEASE!!! I NEED IT!!!

French Vanilla-chocolate Banana Cake
Recipe Rating: Prep Time: 15 min Total Time: 1 hr 15 min Makes: 16 servings 1 pkg. (2-layer size) chocolate cake mix 2 medium ripe bananas, mashed (about 1 cup) 1 cup BREAKSTONE'S or KNUDSEN Sour Cream 3 eggs 1/4 cup oil 4 squares BAKER'S Semi-Sweet Baking Chocolate, finely chopped 1 tub (8 oz.) COOL WHIP French Vanilla Whipped Topping, thawed PREHEAT oven to 350°F. Beat dry cake mix, bananas, sour cream, eggs and oil in large bowl with electric mixer on low speed just until moistened, stopping frequently to scrape bottom and side of bowl. Beat on medium speed 2 min. Stir in chocolate. POUR evenly into 2 greased and floured 9-inch round cake pans. BAKE 30 to 35 min. or until toothpick inserted in centers comes out clean. Cool 10 min. in pans. Remove from pans to wire racks; cool completely. Fill and frost with the whipped topping. Store in refrigerator. KRAFT KITCHENS TIPS Jazz It Up Garnish with chocolate curls just before serving. Size-Wise Enjoy a serv

Chocolate-banana Heaven Cake
Recipe Rating: Prep Time: 20 min Total Time: 55 min Makes: 16 servings 1 pkg. (2-layer size) chocolate cake mix (not pudding in the mix variety) 1/2 cup cocoa powder 1 cup prepared MAXWELL HOUSE Instant Coffee, cooled 4 medium ripe bananas, mashed 3 eggs 1/3 cup water 1 tsp. MAXWELL HOUSE Instant Coffee 2 Tbsp. milk, warmed 1 pkg. (8 oz.) PHILADELPHIA Cream Cheese, softened 3 squares BAKER'S Semi-Sweet Baking Chocolate, melted 2 cups powdered sugar 1/2 cup PLANTERS Chopped Pecans PREHEAT oven to 350°F. Grease and flour two 9-inch round cake pans. Cover bottoms of pans with wax paper; set aside. COMBINE cake mix and cocoa powder in large bowl. Add the prepared coffee, bananas, eggs and water; beat with electric mixer on low speed 30 sec., stopping frequently to scrape bottom and side of bowl. Beat on medium speed 2 min.; pour evenly into prepared pans. BAKE 30 to 35 min. or until toothpick inserted in centers comes out clean. Cool 10 min.; remove from pans to wire

Interviewing
Well folks after years of being a mom and going back to college, I have been called in for an interview with a very good company. I am thrilled about this new direction my life is taking and hope that I ace the interview. It has to be said that they called me I didnt call them. They got my resume from someone and called me. I am so happy. Wish me luck my friends and hope that my life finally turns for the best.

If Your Life Was A Movie, What Would The Soundtrack Be?
So, here's how it works: 1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, Creative Zen, etc) 2. Put it on shuffle 3. Press play 4. For every question, type the song that's playing 5. When you go to a new question, press the next button 6. DON'T LIE AND PRETEND JUST SO YOU CAN LOOK COOL Opening Credits: David Byrne - Smile (lol don't know why I even have this) Waking Up: John Williams - Back To The Future Theme First Day At School: Iced Earth - The Phantom Opera Ghost Falling In Love: Pantera - 5 Minutes Alone (lol) Fight Song: King Diamond - 2 Little Girls Breaking Up: Saigon Kick - Feel The Same Way (omg lol) Prom: Drowning Pool - Let The Bodies Hit The Floor! Life: Billy Idol - Mony Mony Mental Breakdown: Boston - More Than A Feeling Driving: Champ Car Flyby (LMAO) sound of a champ car driving by at high speed! Flashback: King Diamond - The Wedding Dream Wedding: Flotsam & Jetsam - Are You Willing Death Scene: Rush - Double Agent F

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Recipe Rating: Prep Time: 10 min Total Time: 50 min Makes: 16 servings 3 eggs 1 pkg. (2-layer size) yellow cake mix 1 cup BREAKSTONE'S or KNUDSEN Sour Cream 1/3 cup oil 1/4 cup water 1 pkg. (4-serving size) JELL-O Vanilla Flavor Instant Pudding & Pie Filling 1/2 cup (1 stick) butter or margarine 1/2 cup firmly packed brown sugar 2 medium bananas, sliced 1/2 cup PLANTERS Walnut Pieces, chopped, toasted PREHEAT oven to 350°F. Spray 10-cup tube pan or 12-cup fluted tube pan with cooking spray; set aside. Beat eggs, cake mix, sour cream, oil, water and dry pudding mix in large bowl with electric mixer on medium speed 2 min; set aside. COOK butter and brown sugar in small saucepan on medium-low heat until butter is melted and mixture is well blended, stirring occasionally. Add banana slices; cook 5 min., stirring occasionally. Stir in walnuts; pour into prepared pan. Cover with batter. BAKE 40 min. or until toothpick inserted near center comes out clean. Cool in pan on

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Sunday Lunch by knobbieknobbs © Phil had moved to London because of his job. He had worked in the company's Leeds office, serving the North of England, but he had been the brainchild behind such a successful campaign for double glazing, that the firm had insisted he move to the National office in London. He had been reluctant at first, he really didn't want to leave his family and friends, but the new salary was just too good to turn down. He now lived in an expensive apartment, with a brand new sports car and a host of other new stuff. It was all on credit, but with his new job, he could make the repayments easily, so he wasn't overly concerned. Life was finally being kind to him, after the financial struggle of recent years. To try to make some new friends, Phil had held a housewarming party. He had invited everyone from the office, and everyone who lived in the apartment building. The other residents were all in the same boat as Phil, successful twenty-something's, who had move

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Clemson Wedding -- A true story This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University. This was a huge wedding with over 300 guests. After the wedding at the reception, the groom got up on stage and took the microphone to talk to the crowd. He said that he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's and groom's families for coming and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a fabulous reception. To thank everyone for coming and bringing gifts and everything, he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift from just him. Taped to the bottom of everyone's chair (even the chairs of the wedding party) was a manila envelope. He said that was his gift to everyone, and told everyone to open their envelopes. Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 picture of his best man having sex with the bride. (He had gotten suspicious of the two of them and hired a priv

Thoughts
Memories reflecting upon my soul A soul of never relenting anger Love isn't what it used to be To my aching mind a wandering Haunting images cloud the days Days fun, laughter, tears & fears Those were the best days Memories that could wash away Hurt & despair no longer burden me.... A old willowing tree Embarking upon the countryside Chasing away the images Swallowing up all my pride Where should I go from here Thousands of answers Yet the choice isn't always so clear Nuture your soul, take the toll and embrace this life By, De Anna Brandon January 27, 2003

Chips Ahoy!® Ice Cream Cake
Recipe Rating: Prep Time: 30 min Total Time: 4 hr 45 min Makes: 12 servings 1 pkg. (1 lb.) CHIPS AHOY! Real Chocolate Chip Cookies (42 cookies), divided 1/3 cup margarine or butter, melted 1 cup KRAFT Hot Fudge Microwavable Sundae Topping, divided 3 cups vanilla ice cream, divided 3 cups chocolate ice cream, divided 1 cup thawed COOL WHIP Whipped Topping 7 maraschino cherries CRUSH 30 of the cookies. Mix cookie crumbs and margarine; press 2/3 of the crumb mixture onto bottom of 9-inch springform pan or pie plate. Stand remaining 12 cookies around edge of pan. Microwave 3/4 cup of the sundae topping as directed on pkg.; drizzle onto bottom of crust. Freeze 15 min. SOFTEN 1-1/2 cups of each flavor of ice cream; spread, 1 layer at a time, over fudge layer in crust. Sprinkle with remaining crumb mixture. Scoop remaining ice cream into balls; place over crumb layer. FREEZE 4 hours or until firm. Microwave remaining 1/4 cup sundae topping as directed on pkg. Top dessert wit

Sigh
I keep feeling.. like, I don't know. I wish life was simple once again. I hate feeling like I've lost something.. like I'm so empty. Blah, whatever. God fill my hole please because I'm tired of wishing he could do it for me.

Interesting Chat Today
I managed to speak to Donald who is the head of animation at Edinburgh College of Art so have sent him the stuff so maybe able to get some help with trailers for the projects if he likes it, so fingers and everything crossed.

Teddy Ice Cream Cake
Recipe Rating: Prep Time: 15 min Total Time: 2 hr 15 min Makes: 16 servings 2 qt. (8 cups) ice cream, any flavor 14 each TEDDY GRAHAMS Chocolate Graham Snacks and TEDDY GRAHAMS Cinnamon Graham Snacks 1 cup thawed COOL WHIP Whipped Topping 1/2 cup KRAFT Hot Fudge Microwavable Sundae Topping PACK ice cream firmly into 8- or 9-inch springform pan. Freeze 2 hours or until firm. UNMOLD ice cream layer onto serving plate just before serving. Press graham snacks into side of ice cream layer; top with whipped topping and chocolate topping. GARNISH with additional graham snacks, if desired. Store leftover dessert in freezer. KRAFT KITCHENS TIPS Size It Up This recipe is a kid's favorite. At 16 servings, it is just the right size to serve at a kid's party. How To Quickly Soften Ice Cream Microwave ice cream on MEDIUM-LOW (30%) 1 minute or until slightly softened. NUTRITION INFORMATION Nutrition (per serving) Calories 190 Total fat 10g Satur

Spice Up Your Sex Life With Salsa
The different forms of art have always touched the sensibility of not just art lovers but also the common laymen like you and me. The portrayal of art can also be manifested in different aspects of life . The greatest portrayal of art can be revealed in the art of lovemaking. Of course, all of us have our own personal secrets of making love, which we guard so preciously from other couples. However, there is a novel way to manifest passionate and sweaty intimacy namely Salsa. Salsa is a partner dance form that corresponds to salsa music, however it is sometimes done solo too. The word is the same as the Spanish word salsa meaning sauce, or in this case flavour or style. Having passionate sex the Salsa way, is the best way to set the temperatures soaring high for groovy moves which can make love-making extremely beautiful. This sensual form of dancing gets hotter by the minute when the graceful gyrations of the woman takes the form of passion . The dance form of Salsa is a seduc

Yes Yes More Updatez On Me..
Thursday, I still have that headache for 17 damn days and I finally went to the store and go something for it.. I am going to take it in a bit and than I am going to get some sleep.. Well I hope every one understand that I did not go through and comment on their profile or comment on their pictures I am sorry you all when I get better than I will try to as many as I can.. I have Yahoo groups to take care but I will be on here when I can.. I have to do yahoo groups newz for the memebers in there.. I will try to do what I can ok.. thank you for understanding me.. Virgo24

Fudge Cake
Recipe Rating: Prep Time: 30 min Total Time: 2 hr 5 min Makes: 16 servings 4 squares BAKER'S Unsweetened Baking Chocolate 1-3/4 cups sugar, divided 1/2 cup water 1-2/3 cups flour 1 tsp. baking soda 1/4 tsp. salt 1/2 cup (1 stick) butter or margarine, softened 3 eggs 3/4 cup milk 1 tsp. vanilla Easy Chocolate Frosting PREHEAT oven to 350°F. Microwave chocolate, 1/2 cup of the sugar and the water in large microwaveable bowl on HIGH 2 min. or until chocolate is almost melted, stirring after 1 min. Stir until chocolate is completely melted. Cool to lukewarm. MIX flour, baking soda and salt; set aside. Beat butter and remaining 1-1/4 cups sugar in large bowl with electric mixer on medium speed until light and fluffy. Add eggs, 1 at a time, beating well after each addition. Add flour mixture alternately with the milk, beating until well blended after each addition. Add chocolate mixture and vanilla; mix well. Pour into 2 greased and floured 9-inch round cake pans. BAK

Easy Celebration Ice Cream Cake
Recipe Rating: Prep Time: 15 min Total Time: 4 hr 25 min Makes: 14 servings, one wedge each 24 OREO Chocolate Sandwich Cookies, divided 1 pt. (2 cups) strawberry ice cream, softened 2 cups thawed COOL WHIP Whipped Topping, divided 1 pt. (2 cups) chocolate ice cream, softened 2 Tbsp. fudge ice cream topping LINE 9-inch round cake pan with plastic wrap, with ends of plastic wrap extending over side of pan. Stand 14 of the cookies around edge of pan. Crush remaining 10 cookies. Reserve 1/2 cup of the cookie crumbs for later use; sprinkle remaining crumbs onto bottom of pan. Spread strawberry ice cream over crumbs; top with 1 cup of the whipped topping and the reserved 1/2 cup crumbs. Cover with chocolate ice cream. FREEZE 4 hours or overnight. REMOVE dessert from pan just before serving, using the plastic wrap handles to lift dessert from pan. Carefully peel off plastic wrap; place dessert on serving plate. Let stand 10 min. at room temperature to soften slightly. Top ev

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Of all the things that I am These are the things that I'm not I'm not someone who glows when I walk into a room Or the person whose smile makes others smile in return A person who no one takes advantage of A peson who keeps everything under control Someone who is pleasing to the eyes of others And someone that everyone wants to know Of all the things that I am These are the things I'm not I am not someone that people envy for some reason I'm not someone that works too hard I'm not someone that doesn't work enough I'm not someone who gives all of me to anyone who deserves to be taken care of I'm not someone who doesn't care Not someone who shoves everything inside I'm not deserving of others Not deserving to talk to another I'm not someone who loves I don't know how to love at all I'm not someone who wants to be loved I'm not someone who wants someone beside her I'm not someone who even thinks outloud I'm not someone who needs to take care of others to have

New Meat
alright, friend just got me on here. gettin lots attention right off the bat yall gona have to be patient, this shit is so fast-paced, i can't keep up. gota get used to this site. but thanx for everythin already. MWAH christie k

Sunday Breakfast
Sunday Breakfast by Jay_Lloyd © Taking the last bottle of Bud left from the night before out of the cool-box and opening it; Dawn slipped two aspirin onto her tongue and washed them down. "Damn, I sure need this," she spoke to herself. Her head ached badly; it felt like a little guy wearing big boots was kicking inside her brain in time with her pulse. Then she went to the washroom, splashed some cold water on her face and scraped back her long hair into a band. Flipping on a radio that sat on a shelf near the sink, the beautiful slim, young brunette heard, at a low volume, a very, very apt song start and laughed to herself. It was ‘Sunday Morning Coming Down' by Johnny Cash. The first verse played: Well, I woke up Sunday morning With no way to hold my head that didn't hurt. And the beer I had for breakfast wasn't bad, So I had one more for dessert. Looking in the mirror, green eyes flashed back at her. She muttered, "Hmmm, well I look better than I feel, that's fo

Ordination
Twelve priests were about to be ordained. The final test was for them to line up in a straight row, totally naked, in a garden while a sexy, beautiful, big breasted, nude model danced before them. Each priest had a small bell attached to his weenie and they were told that anyone whose bell rang when she danced in front of them would not be ordained because he had not reached a state of spiritual purity. The beautiful model danced before the first candidate, with no reaction. She proceeded down the line with the same response from all the priests until she got to the final priest, Juan. Poor Juan; as she danced, his bell began to ring so loudly that if flew off, clattering across the ground and laid to rest in nearby foliage. Embarrassed, Juan quickly scrambled to where the bell came to rest and bent over to pick it up. Then all the other bells started to ring....

Sun & Sex
Sun & Sex by jbeeb © I was lying naked in the sun. Enjoying the sensations of the gentle breeze brushing across my body and the gentle chirping of the local Blackbird. I've been a nudist for a number of years and have sat naked in front of many people including my family and friends. Sadly, none of the others have the same feelings and regard me as a bit of a weird exhibitionist. As the sun began to fall, Julia got home from work and padded through to the garden. Jules is my wife's sister and an utterly beautiful blond with voluptuous tits (about 34D) and a figure to die for. I am pretty spoilt, since my wife is a model who is the spit of Nicole Kidman (or Nicole is lucky enough to look like my wife). She has endless legs, a beautiful ginger minge, pert breasts and long curly blond hair. Julia sat herself down in a sun lounger after giving me a peck on the cheek and generally waking me up. I went and poured a couple of Gin and tonics, feeling very aware as I walked back i

Online Girl
One day i wish i can say she's mine But i know in my mind i'm not her type And i know in my heart that i am right Her beauty and her charm sends chills down my spine. I wish we woke up next to each other all the time She's smart, sexy, gorgeous, and cool Me thinking i'll ever have her makes me feel like a fool. So i guess for now she'll be my on Dream Girl Cause why would she pick me when she can have any guy in the world............ A poem done by (Joe Blake)

Best Ever Chocolate Fudge Layer Cake
Recipe Rating: Prep Time: 10 min Total Time: 1 hr 10 min Makes: 18 servings, 1 slice each 1 pkg. (2-layer size) chocolate cake mix 1 pkg. (4-serving size) JELL-O Chocolate Flavor Instant Pudding & Pie Filling 4 eggs 1 cup BREAKSTONE'S or KNUDSEN Sour Cream 1/2 cup oil 1/2 cup water 1 pkg. (8 squares) BAKER'S Semi-Sweet Baking Chocolate, divided 1 tub (8 oz.) COOL WHIP Whipped Topping, thawed 2 Tbsp. PLANTERS Sliced Almonds PREHEAT oven to 350°F. Lightly grease 2 (9-inch) round cake pans. Beat cake mix, dry pudding mix, eggs, sour cream, oil and water in large bowl with electric mixer on low speed just until moistened, scraping side of bowl frequently. Beat on medium speed 2 min. or until well blended. Stir in 2 squares of the chocolate, chopped. Spoon into prepared pans. BAKE 30 to 35 min. or until toothpick inserted near centers comes out clean. Cool in pans 10 min. on wire rack. Loosen cakes from side of pans with spatula or knife. Invert cakes onto rack; gently re

Stubborn
she sits on the corner with a cigarette in her mouth shes dirty and broken and has no soul the girl needs help but who will reach out a hand a girl like her might have whats coming to her i walk for a while and my mind spins round should i go back or should i walk my mind tells me no but my heart tells me different i turn around to find this mystery woman what is it about her that has me like this shes dirty and broken and has no soul returning to the scene she lays on the ground lifeless she has gone who was it was it my fault a smile and a wave might have saved her day

Poem
Today is the day i begin my new life I spent so many years searching for a wife I looked high and low near and far But she won't appear tell me where you are I'm a nice guy who feels he deserves the best So till i find my one love i will not rest People tell me that i should sit and wait But most of the time i think i'm too late What if my true love passed me bye When i was in and out of relationships that made me hurt and cry All i want is a girl to like me for me And than finally and live happy as can be Another Poem By (Joe Blake)

Pathetic
THE ONE THING I FIND PATHETIC IS THAT I GOT MORE ADDS BY SHOWING OFF SKIN AND TITS AND STUFF THEN I DID WITHOUT DOIN ALL THAT STUFF WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE...MAN THERE IS ALOT OF PERVERTS IN HERE ARENT THERE OH WELL I GUESS I LIKE IT HAHAHA....WELL THANKS TO ALL THAT DID ADD ME EVEN THOUGH THEY DIDNT NEED TO SEE SKIN JUST TO ADD ME..

Poem
The sky turned dark and the rain came down Thunder in the sky lightning hit the ground I pulled you close to ease my fear Dribbling down my cheek a single tear How dare you leave me on an awful night Cause you know these storms give me such a fright If you cared for me even just a little bit You wouldn't just dump me and leave me in this awful fit Hold me please till the storm passes by If you leave me now alone i'm bound to cry Cry for you love that i once have known Even though your love for me was never shown I loved you to the ends of the earth and back But now i feel your love for me was just a silly act So take your fake love and leave me be It's ok i'll survive trust me you'll see. Another Poem By (Joe Blake)

Poem
I was walking through the pouring rain I saw a girl holding her ankle she seemed to be in pain She had a bloody lip and a ripped up skirt I looked at her closely and she had a black eye She said her man beat her for talking to a guy I picked her up and carried her to my home Cause what she had gone through she shouldn't be alone We got back to my house and she said with a fright There is no way i can stay here with you tonight I said fine i'll take you back to that awful man That treated you like shit and beat you with his hand 2 days later i opened the paper and saw an awful sight You that girl that i helped.....well her man got mad and killed her last night

Your Zodiac And The Way You Kiss ;))) Wowwwwww
Aries Your kisses are quick and passionate fits of lustful pleasure that are there and then gone Taurus Your kisses linger; they are deliberate, heartfelt and they can go on and on and on. Gemini Your kisses are interrupted by spasms of giggles, smiles and funny observations. Cancer Your kisses are warm and tender, and you never want to let them go. Leao Your kisses are wild and uninhibited, biting and clawing; you expect applause for your performance. Virgo Your kisses are so subtle and tidy, your lover only notices them once you've finished. Libra You're too busy worrying about your breath to really get into your kisses. Scorpio You skip the kiss and get straight to whatever comes next for you. Sagitarius Your kisses are surprising, spontaneous affairs that leave the kissed wanting more. Capricorn Your kisses are intense moments of sublime relief from th

Not Dealing With It So Well....
Well he left....he's gone....back to florida. The love of my life, gone as quick as he came. I miss him so much....already...my head is pounding so bad from the tears that have fallen from my eyes. The thing is I didnt even cry when he left...I didnt break down till I got home, to my empty house...with no history channel or the miltary channel on. Silence....the scent of his colone filled my nose when I walked into my room grab something, and that is when it hit me. And it hit me hard. It felt like running into a brick wall. I fell onto my bed just ballin my eyes out. And I havnt been able to stop since. I want him to come back....oh god how I want him back here. :: cries :: Cry baby aka Natasha :: Ernies Perfect Drug ::

Dedication To Lori
This is a follow up to The Last Walk Blog I remember that day as it was yesterday A day that ended in tears For thirty years you were always there A sweet memory incased in my mind As the days and years went by I often sat and wondered why why two people so much in love were forced to live apart Although our lives went seperate paths we were never far apart The day your sister told me My heart just fell apart I read your letters to her and if only i had knew I would have walked the thousand miles To bring you back into my arms But deep in my heart I know You are waiting for me At the Gates of heavan To be together once again Lori and me were childhood sweethearts but sadly she had to emigrate to Australia with her parents, over the years we never lost touch and exchance letters cards etc. Both of us had failed marriages. Tragically three years ago she was killed in a bush fire in Australia. her sister showed me the letters she wrote her saying she wished s

God Is Soooo Very Good
After living what I felt was a "decent" life, my time on earth came to the end. The first thing I remember is sitting on a bench in the waiting room of what I thought to be a courthouse. The doors opened and I was instructed to come in and have a seat by the defense table. As I looked around I saw the "prosecutor." He was a villainous looking gent who snarled as he stared at me. He definitely was the most evil person I have ever seen. I sat down and looked to my left and there sat My Attorney, a kind and gentle looking man whose appearance seemed so familiar to me, I felt I knew Him. The corner door flew open and there appeared the Judge in full flowing robes. He commanded an awesome presence as He moved across the room. I couldn't take my eyes off of Him. As He took His seat behind the bench, He said, "Let us begin." The prosecutor rose and said, "My name is Satan and I am here to show you why this man belongs in hell." He proceeded to tell of lies I tol

One Question,its Important To Me
I was wondering if you think im hung enough, or do you think I need enhancment pills...I was just wondering and love to know what you ladies think. Please give me feedback, It important to me

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Poem
THE GIRL I WANT BY: JOSEPH BLAKE I want the girl to love me for me Not the guy that she wants me to be I want her to share my joy and pain I want her to be nice not really insane I want a girl that i can trust Cause if she cheats on me my heart will turn to rust. I want a girl to be honest and kind I want a girl i can trust all the time So i'll search the world from back to front Until i find that girl, The Girl I Want

Summertime Bbq
Summertime BBQ by sundog69 © My husband and I grew up in the 60's and 70's. They were some fun years and some real fun times for both of us. He is the school jock type and being raised in Virginia Beach also quite the surfer type too. Myself, well, I was the typical shy academic study girl. Don't get me wrong, I still had fun. Here we are 30 or so years later in the typical All American lifestyle. Work all week and play on the weekends. We love the outdoors, boating and a good time. I work as an accountant and Bob is in Sales Management. His job requires long hours and a take-charge type personality. Mine on the other hand, requires patience and precision. I guess it was last weekend, no two weekends ago, that we went to a BBQ at his best friends house north of town. Josh and his wife, Sally, have a nice secluded place with a pool and a big shady yard. The perfect place for a Saturday afternoon BBQ! Josh is your normal nice guy, always joking and of course flirting. But

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How do things look to you today? The wicked will not rule the godly, for then the godly might be forced to do wrong. Psalm 125:3 NLT Seeking what is really there "Life under Louis XIV was not easy for the French Huguenots. They loved to sing psalms, but the king made an edict that forbade the singing of the Psalms almost everywhere. So the Huguenots went out to the fields and forests and continued their singing. Psalm 125 was a favorite of theirs, maybe because it said that the wicked would not rule the godly. Or maybe it was because the Huguenots could see something that Louis XIV couldn't see. Remember the story of Elisha and his servant (2 Kings 6:8-23)? The servant couldn't understand why Elisha wasn't bothered about the hordes of enemy soldiers surrounding them. It looked like disaster, but Elisha could see horses and chariots of fire surrounding the enemy soldiers. The same has been true for many other saints, including Paul and Silas, who sang at midnight

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'The buttocks are the most aesthetically pleasing part of the body because they are non-functional. Although they conceal an essential orifice, these pointless globes are as near as the human form can ever come to abstract art." This memorable quote by Kenneth Tynan is nothing but the insightful truth on the beauty of the human body. Nothing seems more attractive to men than women's booty in super tight sexy jeans. As for women, most of them pay attention to men's buttocks first and foremost - they find them much more gorgeous than anything else that a man can boast of. Super hot celebrities like Jennifer Lopez, Kylie Minogue, Cindy Crawford, Eva Mendes, Eva Longoria, Charlize Theron , Kate Winslet, Catherine Zeta Jones ,Sophie Loren and someone I know here are known to have the best backsides in the world. Arse, backside, booty, caboose, apple cheeks, bum, cushions, rump and tush are most commonly used terms for buttocks. Since time immemorial , buttocks are consider

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SEX! Easy, Teasy At first provocative glance, you are sex on wheels (well, you've got the Brightsiders fooled), Hmmm, You flatter and flirt, fondle and kiss, and make boudoir eyes at your prey; but you don't do unbridled lust because that would make you sweaty and out of control. When you look deeply into your lover's (or lovers') eyes, it's because in those dark pupils, made huge by desire, all you can see are the reflections of two perfect little yous. So let's be frank, you are in it for the money, or the sports car, or the Rolex; you do sex because it's better than working, not because you can't help yourself. And no one could say you don't do a professional job; you know everthing there is to know about seduction, deferred gratification, and teasing, and you've got a very naughty toy box; but by the time you have adjusted the mirrors, lit enough candles to constitute a fire hazard, slipped in and out of something more comfortable several times, and reconfigured the satin

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"Lead us not into temptation. Just tell us where it is; we'll find it." This profound yet humorous quote by Sam Levenson is a true statement for those who want indulge their desires and can't resist temptation. Everyone on this planet are tempted one way or the other. Like all other natural processes in the world, temptation is nothing new. Temptation is mostly strong. Some resist temptation and others succumb to it. Which (straight) man can resist an absolutely stunning woman with a beautiful and an hourglass body? Like all other passions in life, the desire to have sex reigns super strong. This act is a basic need like eating food to satiate your hunger. The idea of passionate sex with a beautiful person is inexplicable. All of us fantasize about sex most of the time with a beautiful stranger we met on the street , club , next door neighbour, an extremely curvaceous model or may be even hitting the sack with dream fantasy icon Angelina Jolie. For those lucky ones who

Freedom-->unto Lawless Grammar
I've been Freed......Thank you Nightshade Nightshade replied to a message i sent her. it was her reply that led to my rescue. The actual relpy is not relevant. It was just that Nightshade was being Nightshade. Here is excerpt .......... an exchange of mind material...... two warriors united in cause. One blind (me) the other blind as well (Nightshade) ..................my captors were identified...........my freedom unshackled. ..a valiant story ---------------> let your light shine forth..... if it is from within you don't need to see......... to lead others to be free NightShade not wanting to take credit..... well didn't even know. ...........and even if she had would probably not want credit..................... lead me quietly (with unconcious focus) to the land of lawless grammar. Nightshade, you gave me one of those ahaass. You can't really battle an enemy you don't know. Punctuation..... A dark angel... posing... as an angel of light......... its name

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I amjust having one of those days!!! I just want to scream as loud and as long as I can. I wan't to crawl in to a dark space and hide from all reality! Do you ever just feel like you have just lost every ounce of control that you had on you life, on your family, on your finances??? OMG!!! I hate feeling like this and I am just so far into this funk that I don't know how to get out. I am just tired of all the things that are supposed to happen never happening. The things that are never supposed to happen end up on my front porch... My kids are just not in the listening mood these days and I feel lost. I have not that much support. It is just my husband my kids and I. I have one close friend and I have some "aquaintances" You know that group of people that only call when they want something. All our family that is worth something is either in another state or too old to help with things. Lately I feel like I am running up a down esculator that is set on high speed. I can probably keep o

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So, here's how it works: 1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, Creative Zen, etc) 2. Put it on shuffle 3. Press play 4. For every question, type the song that's playing 5. When you go to a new question, press the next button 6. DON'T LIE AND PRETEND JUST SO YOU CAN LOOK COOL Opening Credits: She Is Beautiful – Andrew W K Waking Up: Young And Depressed - MXPX First Day At School: Thriller – Kidz Bop Falling In Love: Build An Army - Fightstar Fight Song: The Monorail Song – The Simpsons Breaking Up: Here It Goes Again – OK Go Prom: This Is Halloween – Marilyn Manson Life: Obvious – Blink 182 Mental Breakdown: Young And Hopeless – Good Charlotte Driving: All The Things She Said – t.A.T.u Flashback: Be A Man – Aqua (lmfao) Wedding: The Sharpest Lives – My Chemical Romance Death Scene: Trashed And Scattered – Avenged Sevenfold (hahaha) Funeral Song: Snow White Queen - Evanescence End Credits: Sweet Transvestite – Frank O (ha

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Your True Love Is a Scorpio Why you'll love a Scorpio: Strong and sexy, Scorpio will overpower you into falling in love (before you even realize it!). You'll love being swept away by Scorpio - into a world of insane passion. Why a Scorpio will love you: You don't mind letting your Scorpio take the reigns, as long as you know you're truly cared for. Loyal and devoted, you would never do anything to set off insanely jealous Scorpio. What Sign Is Your True Love?

Which Laguna Beach Character Are You?
Take the quiz: Which Laguna Beach Character are You?LCYou are LC, very fashionable, rich, and GORGEOUS. You are bitchy but in a silent way. Who cares though with looks like that!?Quizzes by myYearbook.com -- the World's Biggest Yearbook!

Just Not In The Mood For Words
JUST NOT IN THE MOOD FOR WORDS Looking into life lived the past and present fold into leaving me at a loss for all word the mood is passion action lips mouthing hands fingering body testing the bonds letting the passion flow from the outside in feeling it make me mould me drive me to the furthering of the me that I am love flows in the veins passion guides the thought just not in the mood for words give me you to feed upon let me live in your world your hand upon all that drives me let me feel your touch

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Your Personality Is Guardian (SJ) You are sensible, down to earth, and goal oriented. Bottom line, you are good at playing by the rules. You tend to be dominant - and you are a natural leader. You are interested in rules and order. Morals are important to you. A hard worker, you give your all at whatever you do. You're very serious, and people often tell you to lighten up. In love, you tend to take things carefully and slowly. At work, you are suited to almost any career - but you excel in leadership positions. With others, you tend to be polite and formal. As far as looks go, you are traditionally attractive. You take good care of yourself. On weekends, you tend to like to do organized activities. In fact, you often organize them! The Three Question Personality Test

Warning New Fruad!!!
Someone e-mailed me a few days ago telling me I won some powerball sweepstakes online..BULLSHIT!! I did somehomework today and found out that these people have stolen info from powerball and are trying to say its a new overseas thing they are trying..Please anyone with half a mind would know it is fake...Well now thats off my chest..I feel tons loads better

What Drug Is Your Personality ?
Your Personality Is Like Ecstasy You're usually feeling the love for the world around you - you want to hug everyone. And while you're usually content to sit back and view the world with wonder... Sometimes you're world becomes very overwhelming and a little scary. What Drug Is Your Personality Like?

Making Her A Slave
Making Her a Slave by GvilleWriterGuy © "Sir?" she asked softly, her eyes on the floor. He flicked his eyes away from the morning paper, and down the weekend slave kneeling before him. As was the custom for the weekend "play time" they shared, the buxom young brunette was nude. All she wore were the scrunchies in her hair (to give her the pigtails he liked so much), the makeup on her face (still smeared from the early morning throat-fucking), and the polish on her nails. "May I ask you something?" she asked. "Veronica, my precious little piggy," he said with a wry half-cocked grin, "you may ask your question." "Our weekends are so... special, Sir," she began. "They keep me going all week. I was just hoping that we..." "Yes, pet?" "Sir, I want to be your slave. All the time." "Oh," he said, as if surprised. "Is that so." "Please, sir," she whined, and insolently gave his foot a kiss. "The way you treat me, the way you..." "Go on, piggy. Say it." He liked

New Concepts Of Matter, Life And Mind
New Concepts of Matter, Life and Mind by Ervin Laszlo Author, Founder of Systems Philosophy In light of the current, revolutionary advances in the natural sciences and in the study of consciousness, the concepts of matter, life, and mind have under-gone major changes. This paper outlines some basic aspects of these changes, taking in turn the emerging concept of matter, of life, and of human mind and consciousness. The concept of matter The Western common sense view has held that there are only two kinds of things that truly exist in the world: matter and space. Matter occupies space and moves about in it and it is the primary reality. Space is a backdrop or container. Without furnished by material bodies, it does not enjoy reality in itself. This common sense concept goes back to the Greek materialists; it was the mainstay also of Newton's physics. It has been radically revised in Einstein's relativistic universe (where spacetime became an integrated four-dimensional mani

Beautiful
Beautifully stated As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let you down probably will. You will have your heart broken probably more than once and it's harder every time. You'll break hearts too, so remember how it felt when yours was broken. You'll fight with your best friend. You'll blame a new love for things an old one did. You'll cry because time is passing too fast, and you'll eventually lose someone you love. So take too many pictures, laugh too much, and love like you've never been hurt because every sixty seconds you spend upset is a minute of happiness you'll never get back. So send this to all of your friends (and me)and remind them how precious life is , not to get mad over the small things.......

Poor Dan..lol
Subject: Poor Dan.............. When Dan found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with. So one evening he went to a singles bar where he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away. "I may look like just an ordinary man," he said as he walked up to her, "but in just a week or two, my father will die, and I'll inherit 20 million dollars." Impressed, the woman went home with him that evening and, three days later, she became his stepmother. Women are so much smarter than men..

Making A Pet Ch. 05
Making A Pet Ch. 05 by sassyblueeyeditalian © "Answer me whore!" His hands sliding up my back to grip my hair, pulling my head back so my face was clearly seen by Melissa. "Do you want that whore?" My eyes welling up with tears, "yes Master" I whispered. "Good slut," standing up his hand on the back of my neck and guiding me into the elevator. Melissa walked behind us. The door closes and he pushes me to my knees. Reaching down he strips my dress off of me. Leaving me naked in the elevator at their feet. My sandals and collar the only thing on my body. The doors open on the fifth floor and they walk out. Using my hair as a leash making me crawl after them. Crawling into the room, the door slamming shut behind us. He lets go of my hair and walks to the seat in the corner. "Melissa strip and get on the bed." Eagerly she stripped and knelt on the bed. Sitting by the door, naked and trembling uncertain what I was to do. "You want to serve a Mistress don't you slut? You

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You have a 50% chance of being abducted You have a fairly good chance of being abducted. You may be somewhat skeptical about the existence of aliens, but you know that they could exist… somewhere. Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com