BEST SEX IN 50 YEARS
An elderly couple is enjoying an anniversary dinner together in a small
tavern. The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the
first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind this
tavern where you leaned against the fence and I made love to you."
"Yes," she says, "I remember it well."
"OK," he says, "how about taking a stroll round there again and we can
do it for old time's sake?"
"Oooooooh Henry, you devil, that sounds like a good idea," she answers.
There's a police officer sitting in the next booth listening to all this, and
having a chuckle to himself.
He thinks, "I've got to see these two old-timers having sex against a
fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble." So he follows
them.
They walk haltingly along, leaning on each other for support, aided by
walking sticks.
Finally they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence.
The old lady lifts her skirt, takes her knickers down and the old man
drops his trousers. She turns around and as she hangs on to the fence,
the old man moves in.
Suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the watching
policeman has ever seen. They are bucking and jumping like eighteen-
year-olds. This goes on for about forty minutes!
She's yelling, "Ohhh, God!"
He's hanging on to her hips for dear life. This is the most athletic sex
imaginable!
Finally, they both collapse panting on the ground.
The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life
that he didn't know. After about half an hour of lying on the ground
recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back
on.
The policeman, still watching thinks, that was truly amazing, he was
going like a train. I've got to ask him what his secret is.
As the couple passes, he says to them, "That was something else! You
must have been having sex for about forty minutes. How do you manage
it? You must have had a fantastic life together. Is there some sort of
secret?"
The old man says, "Fifty years ago........that wasn't an electric fence."
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