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Where Do I Start?
well i have written blogs before and that was on myspace... but now im writng one on the LC and for some odd reason it seems so different... maybe becuz everyone can read them hmmm i dont know... but here goes.. for the past couple months ive been through alot in my life.. some real ups and downs in life.. all i have is one question that i wish i could answer for my self but i cant becuz its way to confusing... why does love have to be so complicating??? i have three very important men in my live that i love dearly... one has had my heart from the first day that i saw him.. when we looked into each others eyes for the first time is was very magical i knew then and there that i woud have a very happy life with him.. and to this day i still feel that...he has been there for me when i needed him...he was there for me when my friend jeff died (R.I.P Jeff) he was there for me when i was having problems with my family.. but when i needed him the most he wasnt there but t

I Remember When...
So, I redyed my hair the other day. It turns out I'm not Ash Brown either. Whatever happened to light brown, brown and dark brown for the brunettes?!??!?!?! Why is there like 18 million different colors of brown???? All I know is I used to be a dark brown... But now even the box for a dark brown is waaaaaaaay too dark for my hair color...

Blah
no one ever saids "I want to work 7 days a week in a mall when I grow up" it just happends, I'm so sick of these high school aged kids giving me a hard time after they think they can help themselfs to things behind my counter at work, then confront me about with thier manenger while I'm on my other job. that bitch doesn't know how close she came from getting a one week ban from the mall. if I had of had one of the 2-way phones I would have called sercutry and she would have been givin a tresspass notice right there on the spot. I will be talking with my bosses tomarow and both of them can go to the proper people in charge to see that the bitch can keep her hands to herself from now on or stay the fuck out of the mall. I'm sick of the bullsiht!!!

Yeah, Another One...
1. The phone rings. Who do you want it to be? Someone I love. 2. When shopping at the grocery store, do you return your cart? lol... *shifty eyes* 3. In a social setting, are you more of a talker or a listener? It really depends. If I'm comfortable in the group setting, then I'm a talker. If I don't know others well, then I'm a listener. 4. Do you take compliments well? Negative. 5. Are you an active person? Meh, in the Summer I am, not so much during the rest of the year, aside from the daily walk home. 6. If abandoned alone in the wilderness, would you survive? With a little bit of luck, I most likely would. 7. Do you like to ride horses? They're okay. But I'm not a big horse-person. 8. Did you ever go to camp as a kid? No. 9. What was your favorite game as a kid? Barbies. :> 10. If a sexy person was pursuing you, but you knew he/she was married, would you get involved with him/her? *blinks* ... *shify eyes* Only if it was Ralph/Joseph Fiennes

Do These Tests Lie??? Lol
You scored as fucking mental. you're a fucking crazy, what are you doing living among normal ppl??? ahhhhh watch out crazy person coming!!! dont get me wrong, crazy ppl are fucking awesome! yay muffins!fucking mental80%eh..sorta70%not at all40%How psyco are you?created with QuizFarm.com

What Do Your Eyes Reveal About You
You scored as Passion. You are very passionate whether that passion is good or evil has yet to be determined. You have great power over others and they seem to flock to your service. You are very competative almost to a fault. Perhaps you should let someone else win for a change?Passion100%Mysterious50%Diamond Eyes42%Eyes full of Pain17%What do your eyes reveal about you?(PICS!)created with QuizFarm.com

Sg Update
I said I would update as soon as I found out whether or not the set was accepted, and it wasn't. Once again scenery has killed me. I need better places to do photo shoots. Fuck all. And I live in such a prudish town...damns. Well, wish me luck as I will be doing another one soon!!! And tomorrow night I'm going to the Suicide Girls Burlesque tour!! YAY!!! I can't wait. Perhaps they will love me and do a set for me there...that would rock!! ok...laters...off to contemplate places to g et naked!

Finally Finished- Teaching Methods
For those who might have been reading some of my HP erotica lately, you'll notice in my later ones I make mention about me having trouble finishing Teaching Methods, which is part 3 of my four part series. Well, wait no longer! I just now finished writing it up, so here it is. And, as always, you can check out the other erotica I've written at Opportunity Knocks, my adult fic archive.Teaching MethodsDisclaimer: This story is based on characters and situations created and owned by JK Rowling, various publishers including but not limited to Bloomsbury Books, Scholastic Books and Raincoast Books, and Warner Bros., Inc. No money is being made and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended. Author's Note: This story is the sequel to Fumbling Fingers and Wandering Hands (in that order), so you'll have to read those two first to understand this one. He'd been seeing her around Daigon Alley more and more lately. His first thought was that she was planning for a party or some such thing

More New Erotica- Dragon Slayer
Got out another story, and should have the third part in my erotica series up by next weekend...until then, here's another story I wrote...more plot, but still hot and steamy.Dragon SlayerCharlie was definitely looking forward to his two months vacation time- the first time he'd taken off work since Voldemort's demise. But, before going to his flat in London, he figured he'd pop in on his parents at the Burrow. After a very filling meal where his mother complained he was too thin, he asked what the gang had been up to. Mrs. Weasley told him about Harry and Ginny's engagement, Ron's fabulous job with the Chudley Cannons, and so on down the line."But what about Hermione? Last I heard, she and Remus were together."Molly started wringing her hands. "Oh, Charlie dear, I thought you'd heard. Remus was killed by Death Eaters near the end of the war. Hermione didn't quite get over it. She's pretty much tried to blend in with Muggles the past few years.""So why hasn't anyone tried to find

What Does Your Birth Month Say About You
You scored as April. APRIL: Active and dynamic. Decisive and haste but tends to regret. Attractive and affectionate to oneself. Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic. Consoling, friendly and solves people's problems. Brave and fearless. Adventurous. Loving and caring. Suave and generous. Usually you have many friends. Enjoys to make love. Emotional. Stubborn. Hasty. Good memory. Moving, motivates oneself and others. Loves to travel and explore. Sometimes love in a way that only their lover can understand. April100%May0%March0%FEBRUARY0%january0%June0%JULY0%November0%OCTOBER0%SEPTEMBER0%

New Erotica- Bound By Pleasure
Wrote up this erotica a few days ago, and, after being told I should, I'm posting it here for all to read. You can find more erotica I've written either at Opportunity Knocks, which is my adult archive (look under Christy in the authors' section), or RestrictedSection.org, which is solely Harry Potter-based erotica. So, away with the story:Bound by PleasureAuthor's Note: This story had started out as the three in a dark room, but it gradually morphed into something that could conceivably be part of SinfulSnape's threesome story (A Lot to Learn), but it wasn't done intentionally. This is just a simple PWP that begged to be written while I try to work out my writer's block on Teaching Methods, the third part in my Draco/Hermione series. Also, this story contains slight references to male/male slash, so if that isn't your cup of tea, please don't read this story then.Hermione turned her head at the sound of rustling cloth to her left. She could sense someone walking by but, with her blin

Nightmoves Entertainment Weekend, Day 5
Sorry it took me so long to post the final day of fun, but life's decided to throw me a couple curveballs at work, so I haven't had as much time as I would have liked. Anyhoo, here's what happened the day after the awards. Woke up late and got dressed to go to the pool party that Paul and Tracy throw to reward everybody for a job well done. It's a wonderful time to just sit back, relax, and get crazy. And boy does it ever each year! And this year was no exception...Some of the guys had some bikes out, so a bunch of us girls took turns taking pics on this NICE Harley. Got a few with me, Liv Wylder and Tony Batman which were kinda goofy, but still fun. So there was food, there was fun, and the obligatory group shot, this year for Cheri Magazine. So we had a bunch of the girls, topless of course, with Ron Jeremy and Paul Allen of Nightmoves. And, of course, it wouldn't be a typical shot by the pool if someone didn't get tossed in after the pics...guess who got it: Of cours

Nightmoves Entertainment Weekend, Day 4
Sorry I'm writing this out two days late...Sunday night was a rather late night, and then I was out from about half an hour after I woke up yesterday til about 2 am Tuesday morning...so here's a recap of Sunday, October 8th, Day 4 of the NIghtmoves Weekend. Was out late Saturday night, so we came back, hung out by the pool and then I went home and crashed about 3 am Sunday morning...woke up around noon and started doing some chores around the house...hadn't been there much all weekend, so I wanted to get a little bit out of the way so I wouldn't be overwhelmed later. Took Bob Ferguson of Cheri Magazine out to lunch at Green Iguana, so he could have a little break from the insanity that was this weekend, and listen to some really good live music at the same time. Went back to the hotel and borrowed his room to do mine and Sadia's makeup and get dressed up for the Awards Show...hung out in the lobby chillin', then we all trooped over to Bricktown 54. I'd been there before, but it was

Trip This Weekend
Hello fellow LC friends and family. I am leaving the good ole state of RI and going up to Salem, Mass which is right on the outskirts of Boston, Mass. Me and 3 of my girlfriends have rented a hotel and are going on the tours and planning on having a helluva weekend. I won't be back till November 1st, so I just wanted you'all to know that. so no worries. but I can't say Salem will be the same after me and my friends get there.......so anyone that is going let me know before Friday. I would love to meet up and maybe we can SPOOK someone!! Peace out!! Lady Di ps, to those who don't know Salem is the witch haven of the US. OK this is day 2 of ny trip, we have walked on all kinds of haunted tours. Got another one Monday at 1 pm and one Tuesday at 3 pm..I am sure I lost weight or got extra muscles on this trip, BUT we are having a BLAST. Will have pics after the 1st, even doing the costume portraits with my friends,,,,,,,whooooooooooooooo hooooooooooo see yall after Wednesday. PEA

Nightmoves Entertainment Weekend, Day 3
Having a blast so far this weekend, and getting to meet lots of new interesting people. Lounged around for a bit yesterday then went to the hotel to shoot a bit for Cheri magazine with Sadia, Vivian West, Dimond Jewelz, and a couple of hot guys...hung out down by the bar where I guess a bunch of golfers visiting from Scotland were getting a kick out of all the half naked porn chicks, so that was rather enjoyable. So we went to Tampa Gold Club and Ron Jeremy was there along with the rest of the hot chicks and dudes...so Sadia asked me if I could ask Ron if he'd like a photo with us, and here's what we got:What was funny/cute was that by the end of the night, Sadia had had Ron, Liv Wylder, and Rob Rotten sign that lucious little ass...think I have a pic of that too, but couldn't find it right off the bat...sorry. They also let us dance on stage if we wanted, and Gia Paloma did a FABULOUS job!!! Here's a pic of me giving her a tip:They had Tony Batman introducing us all and I even got

Nightmoves Entertainment Weekend, Day 2
Well, had a blast on Bubba yesterday- we ended up having Vivian West, Sunni Lane, Whitney Wonders, Dimond Jewelz, Tony Batman, Sara Jay and Heather Pink. They had us playing with Baby Ruth's as well and licking and sucking all over Vivian and Sunni's luscious asses! At one point, some of the girls even paddled my bare ass...hell, even Bubba got into it and smacked Sunni a good one! (So, of course, like a good friend, I had to go over and kiss it and make it feel better! :D God, she's got a lovely ass!) Came back to take a small breather and then headed out to Extasy and Foxy Men's Club...not blaming Nightmoves at all, but the clubs we were at could've tried to limit the amount of guys for such a small venue...we were packed in there, but I still had a blast- even got up on stage a couple of times! And lemme tell ya, when you've got Stephanie Swift laid out on the tip rail with a dollar in her g-string, it definitely makes for a lot of fun!! Well, tonight we're off to the Gold Cl

Nightmoves Entertainment Weekend, Day 1
So, didn't know what they wanted me to do yesterday, so I just went to work as usual, having lots of fun, of course, and then met up with everybody at the hotel to go to Oz. Had a blast hanging out with Liv Wylder, Sunni Lane, Vivian West, and all the other sexy ladies. I'll be on Bubba the Love Sponge again today at 4pm and then we'll be splitting up and going to Foxy's and Extasy tonight. Hope you all enjoy the fun this weekend...be sure to cum out tonight, because I'll have photos to sign if people want them. :) And, here's some important links to mention:

Some Erotica- Fumbling Fingers
I've been enjoying the stories on restrictedsection.org so much that I was finally inspired to write one myself. Now, for those of you who don't know about Harry Potter fanfic, especially the adult stuff, just imagine it being two high school kids instead, and you've got the basic idea behind the characters in the story. I've emailed the admin at rs.org to have it posted, and it's online now, so you could either read it here or on the site: Fumbling Fingers Disclaimer: This story is based on characters and situations created and owned by JK Rowling, various publishers including but not limited to Bloomsbury Books, Scholastic Books and Raincoast Books, and Warner Bros., Inc. No money is being made and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended. He slammed her up against the dungeon wall, his mouth plundering hers. While one hand held her arms above her head, Draco's other hand was busy playing with one of Hermione's nipples. With the two of them, it didn't take long for robe

More Of My Own Erotica- Wandering Hands
Not sure if many people remember a story I posted on here on October 13th last year, but I finally got around to finishing the next two parts of the series and typed up part two, so here it is for your salicious pleasure!I've been enjoying the stories on restrictedsection.org so much that I was finally inspired to write one myself. Now, for those of you who don't know about Harry Potter fanfic, especially the adult stuff, just imagine it being two high school kids instead, (with one of them's dads) and you've got the basic idea behind the characters in the story. I've emailed the admin at rs.org to have it posted, and it should be online soon, but you could either read it here or on my site: Wandering HandsDraco mused over his girlfriend's recent suggestion of potential bedmates. Hermione may be adventurous when it came to sex- this suggestion proved it- but who she'd picked was what was so interesting. When pressed to name who she'd most like to have join them, she'd named Professor S

What Colour Tears Fall From Your Eyes?
You scored as sadess. tears of sadness fall from your eyes as they do mine. no matter what happens.. it will blow oever and you'll be fine...trust me.. even though someone hurt you, and you cant forget. you will. time is the healer of all.sadess90%anger60%faker60%confusion50%what colour tears fall from your eyes?created with QuizFarm.com

Emotional!!!
Wow, life is crazy with what gets thrown at you everyday... I know everyone has similiar issues but come on, when do you get cut a break? I just want to be happy and not so confused... I don't understand why i'm dealt the cards i'm dealt and who's shuffling the deck cuz, holy shit it's a little rough right now... ce' la via!!!! ***Poohbear***

It Sucks
When waking up at 6:00 am to get ready for work and your Ironing your hair so u can looksome what good when all of a sudden u close tou flat iron down on your ear lobe. Only to find out a few Min later u have a big ass blister on the back of you ear and u cant wear ear rings but u do anyways ya i am in alot of pain still and i have my braces tighten too

My Quiz For How In Saine I Am
You scored as Narcissistic. Congratulations, you are a self-centered ass.Narcissistic75%Paranoid63%Schizoid63%Histrionic44%Antisocial38%Borderline31%Schizotypal13%Which Personality Disorder Do You Havecreated with QuizFarm.com

Survey #1
1. Have you ever licked the back of a CD to try to get it to work? Yuck! No! 2. Have you ever puked at a bar or club? No. Just a frat house. :) 3. What's the largest age difference between yourself and someone you have dated? *cough* Depends on how you define "dated." Probably his 19 to my 36. If you mean serious relationships, then five years (my 23 to his 28). 4. Have you ever dated someone you met online? Geez, only my ENTIRE love life and most of my sex life *laugh* 5. Have you ever smoked pot at a concert? Nope. 6. Have you ever dated/fooled around with a coworker? Yes. And don't ask me how many times we christened the office, either. 7. If so, how did that turn out? We're still friends. 8. Ever been involved in a hit & run? No. Ugh! 9. Were you popular in high school? *laugh* God no. 10. Have you ever been on a blind date? Nope! 11. Are looks important? No. I mean, none of us can avoid being a little bit shallow. But generally, if

Why?
i write poems and i thought here would be a good place to put one of them i have some published and and i thought maybe some one will like to read one of my poem and if ppl like it i will but others up this poem i wrote when i was kinda depressed i still feel this way at times so here goes Why? I'm full of hate but all i can show is love why? Why do i love everything around me but hate myself so much? Why does the world sing when I’m there but inside all i hear is dark, black, nothing? Why does the sun shine but inside me its always night? Why at night does the moon and the stars shine brightly but inside there’s nothing? Why does time go on but inside it stands still? Why is the sky blue and the grass green but inside everything’s black as coal? Why does love conquer all but over looks me? Why am I so kind to all but hurt myself?

Restrooms
This is good..... Only gals can appreciate this Women's Restrooms When you have to visit a public bathroom, you usually find a line of women, so you smile politely and take your place. Once it's your turn, you check for feet under the stall doors. Every stall is occupied. Finally, a door opens and you dash in, nearly knocking down the woman leaving the stall. You get in to find the door won't latch. It doesn't matter, the wait has been so long you are about to wet your pants! The dispenser for the modern "seat covers" (invented by someone's Mom, no doubt) is handy, but empty. You would hang your purse on the door hook, if there were one, but there isn't - so you carefully but quickly drape it around your neck, (Mom would turn over in her grave if you put it on the FLOOR!), yank down your pants, and assume "The Stance." In this position, your aging, toneless thigh muscles begin to shake. You'd love to sit down, but you certainly hadn't taken time

Introduction
Well... This is a strange place. Not sure if this place is for me or now. Seems to be pretty busy. I'll try to fit in. Not sure though. I'm a bit lost at the moment. It's a bit overwhelming. I'll give it a go and see if it's for me.

My Daddy
Hey everyone just wanted to ask a lil favor from you all...my father is in the hospital for the millionth tyme dealing with his heart i dont know if theres anything the hospital can do for his hes had countless bypasses includeing a quadruple bypass...and now hes back in the hospital with chest pain...we dont kow if hell make it through the night so if you guys dont mind please keep him in your thoughts and prayers id really appreciate it Love all you guys Tabbie

Geography Of Women And Men......
Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile soil. Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe, well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash. Between 31 and 35, a woman is like India - very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty. Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France -gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit. GEOGRAPHY OF WOMEN... Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain - with a glorious and all conquering past. Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel - has been through war and doesn't make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business. Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada - self-preserving but open to meeting new people. After 70, she becomes Tibet. Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wis! dom of the ages...only those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge visit there. GEOGRAPHY OF MEN........ B

Ha Ha
You scored as Night horny. You tend to get hot when the others are getting tired. You want to have some in the dark time, possibly in the candlelight or in the dark with moon as your only light. Night time can be very romantic with moon, stars and candlelights, but be aware your companion might get tired before it's late enough.Night horny100%Day horny78%Morning horny50%How HORNY are you after all?created with QuizFarm.com

Download These!
Songs That Make Me Want To Dance (no club required!): 1. "More, More, More pt1" -Andrea True Connection 2. "The Joker" -Steve Miller Band 3. "Gypsy" -Fleetwood Mac 4. "Here Come Your Man" -Pixies 5. "American Girl"/"Learning to Fly" -Tom Petty 6. "Theologians" -Wilco 7. "Easy Beat" -Dr. Dog 8. "Bull in the Heather" -Sonic Youth 9. "Fast As You Can" -Fiona Apple 10."Just Can't Get Enough" -Depeche Mode 11."Jane Says" -Jane's Addiction

Friend In Need!!
Hey everyone I have a friend in a contest. In order to win he has to have the most comments so if you could come by and drop him a few comments it would be greatly appercaite and I mean it's free cherry points!! Much love to all my LC friends,fans, and family!! Click the link below to help out!

Nude Pics Of Me
ARE A FIGMENT OF YOUR IMAGINATION....LOL BUT, WHILE YOU'RE LAUGHING AT ME BEING SUCH AN ARSE...IF YOU'VE NOT RATED MY PROFILE, WOULD YOU? WHILE YOU'RE SHAKING YOUR HEAD AT ME....PLEASE REPOST THIS SO YOUR FRIENDS CAN SEE WHAT A TOTAL FREAK I AM.......HA HA HA

Night Horny
You scored as Night horny. You tend to get hot when the others are getting tired. You want to have some in the dark time, possibly in the candlelight or in the dark with moon as your only light. Night time can be very romantic with moon, stars and candlelights, but be aware your companion might get tired before it's late enough.Night horny100%Morning horny89%Day horny83%How HORNY are you after all?created with QuizFarm.com

So Disappointed!
So I don't know how many of you have heard this song, but Akon and Snoop Dogg have this song out called "I Wanna Love You" which I really like, so I just went to download it and apparently the REAL version of it is "I Wanna FUCK YOU!" I was soooo disappointed! I just thought that was the nicest song and they go and ruin it by...well...being truthful I guess lol. I don't usually buy into any of these songs that guys sing about love anyway, cause it doesn't seem to me that any of them REALLY feel that way! Not saying that there aren't nice guys out there, but most of them really do just "wanna fuck you." Anyway, I did find the version of the song that I like lol but I was really disappointed by that!

Mt Duaghter? Pregnant?
A mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked him to give her an examination to determine the cause of her daughter's swollen abdomen. It only took the doctor about 2 seconds to say "Your daughter is pregnant." The mother turned red with fury and she argued with the doctor that her daughter was a good girl and would never compromise her reputation by having sex with a boy. The doctor faced the window and silently watched the horizon. The mother became enraged and screamed, "Quit looking out the window! Aren't you paying attention to me?" "Yes, of course I am paying attention ma'am. It's just that the last time this happened, a star appeared in the East, and three wise men came. And I was hoping that they would show up again.

Stop Child Abuse
=== 'Eve' spewed forth the following at '2006-10-26 19:52:35'.. > > Know that one person can make a world of difference for a child at the hands of an abuser. Maybe even the difference between life and death. Speak out. Better to be safe than sorry. > > Read the following lyrics > > My little girl met a new friend, > just the other day, > on the playground at school > between the tires and the swings > > But she came home with tear-filled eyes, > and she said to me "Daddy, Alyssa lies" > > Well I just brushed it off at first, > 'cause I didn't know how much my little girl had been hurt > or the things she had seen. > I wasn't ready when I said "You can tell me" > > and she said... > > "Alyssa lies to the classroom, > Alyssa lies everyday at school, > Alyssa lies to the teachers > as she tries to cover every bruise" > > My little girl laid her head down that night to go to sleep. > As I stepped out the room, I heard her say a prayer so s

Our Journey..
Calming winds in the nightly shadows,grace me with your heavenly touch. Taking me where dreams and fantasies bare every essential caress of your magical touch. Moonlit path that we follow, is only destined to take us to a forbidden place to make our's. Grasping into your hidden desire to be taken and used. You reach out to please. Knowing that everything you do will be a great reward to us both. The place we both seek in hidden, only for us both to find. Taking your hand in this journey, we begin. We take time that is given to seek in each other's worlds. Understanding what could have always been seen but never touched. Out in the open for all to see, but never noticed. Looking deeply in the other as we would ourselves, making two turn to one. Guidance from the heart gets us almost there. Needing to take it further, we gaze deeper into the clouds to find out that it is just clear. Waters that most see murky are crytal clear for our view. Gently gliding out fingertips tog

Dear Friend
Send This To All Ur Friends, And Me If I Am 1. If U Get 7 Back U R Loved Dear Friend, When u feel like crying....call me. ! . ! . ! I dont promise that I will make u laugh, but I can cry with u. If one day u want to run away dont be afraid to call me. I dont promise to ask u to stop...... but I can run with u. If one day u dont want to listen to anyone..... call me. I promise to be there for u but also promise to remain quiet. But one day if u call...... and there is no answer..... come fast to see me. Perhaps I need you. ____0000000000______0000000000_____ __000________000__000________000___ _000___________0000___________000__ 000_____________00_____________000_ 000____________________________000_ 000___________THANKS__________000_ _000____________FOR___________000__ __000__________BEING_________000___ ___000__________MY_________000____ _____000______FRIEND______000______ _______000______________000________ _________000__________000__________ ________

Murder Weapon Test
My score on The Murder-Weapon of Choice Test: Resurrection Machine(You scored 84% Gore Tolerance, 58% Guile, 72% Sadism, and 75% Phys. Strength!)It's hard to imagine any mode of execution that would necessitate your herculean strength, yet at the same time excersize your aptitude for subterfuge *and* express your generosity with the gift of lingering pain! And we mustn't fail to consider your substantial bloodlust. One simple solution is to obtain for yourself a 'resurrection machine'... one that will allow you to slay your victim in one manner, then to bring the victim back to life so as to leverage the variegated excesses of your nature through another means of death... and so on, until your needs and abilities have been explored to full satisfaction. Link: The Murder-Weapon of Choice Test (OkCupid Free Online Dating)

My New Name
I've gotten quite a lot of messages concerning my new name. I just want everyone to know that it's not a put down to myself and it has nothing to do with my physical appearance. I'm not fishing for compliments in any way. The ugly duckling was not physically ugly. He was out of his element. That's me. I hope to, eventually, find my place and become the swan I've always wanted to be. I do appreciate the concern, but I'm fine.

Amber Alert
Amber Alert Issued for 2 Year Old North Carolina Boy Posted: Sunday October 1, 2006: 11:49 AM CST Updated: October 9, 2006: 3:46 PM CST 4 suspects were arrested in the case. The father and child are still missing. The Code Amber tickers are deactivated per our policy. The state of North Carolina and the Chatham County's Sheriff's Office has issued an Amber Alert on October 1, 2006 after the child was taken during a home invasion robbery. Edwin Sanchez Gonzales, 2 years of age. He is three-feet tall, 25 pounds, black hair and brown eyes, and was last seen wearing a white t-shirt and a diaper. The suspect is his father, Jorge Sanchez Aguilera. Aguilera is 29 years-old, five feet, six inches tall, 145 pounds, black hair and brown eyes. He was last seen driving a burgundy Ford Expedition. He may be headed to South Carolina where he has family. Four armed suspects duct-taped the three occupants of the home, the boy's mother, his grandfather, and a teenager. Anyone wit

Firm Cake Recipe
Ingredients : 2 Glazed Eyes, 2 Well Shaped Pins 2 Loving Hands, 2 Firm Milk Containers 2 Nuts, 1 Fur Lined Mixing Bowl and 1 Firm Banana Method: 1. Look into glazed eyes. 2. Spread well shaped pins slowly. 3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently until fur lined mixing bowl is well greased. Check frequently with finger. 4. Meanwhile ensure loving hands are attached to firm banana. 5. Add firm banana to fur lined mixing bowl. Gently work in and out until well creamed. For best results continue to kneed milk containers. 6. As heat rises, plunge firm banana deep into fur lined mixing bowl, cover with nuts, sigh with relief and leave to soak. (Don't leave overnight). 7. The cake is cooked when the banana is soft. If banana doesn't soften, repeat method or change mixing bowl. 8. If using unfamiliar kitchen then it is wise to clean utensils thoroughly. NOTES: 1. Do not lick mixing bowl after banana softens. 2. If cake does rise then leave town sharpish.

Friends
WELL TO ALL ON MY FRIEND LIST THAT STOP BY FROM TIME TO TIME AND RATE MY PICS AND SUCH I THANK U FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HART AND JUST LET ME KNOW IF I HAVE MISSED YOUR PAGE WHEN I AM ON POINTING UP ALL OF MY FRIENDS AS I DO MISS SOME EVERY NOW AND THEN AND TO ALL THOSE ON MY LIST THAT NEVER STOP BY WELL YOU KNOW WHO YOU R I TRY MY BEST NOT TO MISS ANY ONE ON MY LIST BUT I DO FROM TIME TO TIME AND AGAIN A BIG GIANT THANK YOU AND HUGGS TO ALL OF THOSE WHO HELP ME AND EVERYONE ELSE ON THERE LIST OUT ....

Missing Illinois
At The Request Of The Joliet Police Department, The Illinois Emergency Alert System Is Activated For An Amber Alert. China A Campbell Is A Black 2 Year Old Female, Who Is 3 Feet 5 Inches Tall, Weighs 38 Pounds, Has Brown Hair In Braids And Pony Tail And Brown Eyes. She Is Wearing A Brown Old Navy Jacket, Gap T Shirt With Pink And Green Stripes, Blue Jeans And White And Pink Air Force Shoes. She Was Taken By An Unidentified Male Black Suspect, Dark Complexion, Goatee, 30 Years Old, 5 Feet 7 Inches, Thin Build, Wearing A Black Skull Cap, Black Jacket, Black T Shirt And Blue Jeans And Is Armed With A Knife. The Vehicle Is An Older Model Blue Or Black Mercury Cougar With Illinois Plates. Anyone With Information Should Call 9 1 1 And Advise They Have An Amber Alert Report. This Concludes This Amber Alert Issued By The Illinois State Police.

#1
A 30 year old man married a 25 year old woman. She died at age 50 and her husband was so devastated that he cried for years. Ten years after he stopped crying, he died. If he had lived to be 80, how many years was he a widower? first correct answer gets a shot of jack daniels see dont say im not kind and thoughtfull lol cleverclogs thdemonchild lol

Thank You!!! And Goodnight!!!!
Thank you so much for reposting the child abuse prevention/awareness bulletin for me. Truly, I think you from the bottom of my heart and the center of my soul. Please keep the bulletin going. If only we make a few people aware, it could mean the difference between life and death for someone. Night night and sweet dreams to all... Sam

27th October
On October 27 in history .. 1553 - Michael Servetus burned at the stake for heresy in Geneva Switz. 1787 - Federalist letters start appearing in NY newspapers. 1795 - Treaty of San Lorenzo provides free navigation of Mississippi 1810 - US annexes West Florida from Spain. 1858 - RH Macy & Co opens 1st store NYC Gross receipts $1106 1871 - Boss Tweed (William Macy Tweed) Democratic leader of Tammany Hall arrested after NY Times exposed his corruption 1880 - Theodore Roosevelt marries Alice Lee on his 22nd birthday. 1896 - 1st Pali Road completed in Hawaii (winds so strong streams flow UP!) 1904 - NY opens 1st section of its subway system. 1938 - DuPont announces that its new synthetic fiber will be called 'nylon' 1947 - You Bet Your Life with Groucho Marx premieres on ABC radio. 1954 - Walt Disney's 1st TV show Disneyland premiers on ABC. 1961 - 1st Saturn Made a unmanned flight test 1969 - St. Vincent & the Grenadines gains associated status with Britain

True Eternity...
Reaching out to depths of your glass world Seeking what's hidden from most Reading into what you allow me to view Living your painted reality of life Your fantasy of all eternity A life of long happiness and love One that see's you for you Taking you as the real person you are Wanting to absorb everything Thoughts of unspoken words Voices of playful memories from your past Hidden expressions you keep deep Touching every part of you that's blocked Walls that keep you from hurt Dreams of never truly being happy A heart that has just mended with bricks Showing your glass world I won't hurt Kind feathers brushing to create a smile once more Words that come dear from the heart of honesty An "Angel's" promise to give only heaven..... Take me as I am and you shall seek your "heaven" ~Angel~

Loving Friends
MizzNewBooty 2006-10-26 18:55:12 Send This To All Ur Friends, And Me If I Am 1. If U Get 7 Back U R Loved Dear Friend, When u feel like crying....call me. ! . ! . ! I dont promise that I will make u laugh, but I can cry with u. If one day u want to run away dont be afraid to call me. I dont promise to ask u to stop...... but I can run with u. If one day u dont want to listen to anyone..... call me. I promise to be there for u but also promise to remain quiet. But one day if u call...... and there is no answer..... come fast to see me. Perhaps I need you. ____0000000000______0000000000_____ __000________000__000________000___ _000___________0000___________000__ 000_____________00_____________000_ 000____________________________000_ 000___________THANKS__________000_ _000____________FOR___________000__ __000__________BEING_________000___ ___000__________MY_________000____ _____000______FRIEND______000______ _______000______________000________ _______

Donating Clinic
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center. Man: "What are you doing here today?" Woman: "Oh, I'm here to donate some blood. They're going to give me $5 for it." Man: "Hmm, that's interesting. I'm here to donate sperm, myself. But they pay me $25." The woman looked thoughtful for a moment and they chatted some more before going their separate ways. Several months later, the same man and woman meet again in the donation center. Man: "Oh, hi there! Here to donate blood again?" Woman: [shaking her head with mouth closed] "Unh unh."

Sleepy
omg im so tired im almost falling alseep infront of the computer... nwo im gonna brush my teeth and go to bed. atleast i got to lvl 54 with my night elf rogue in world of warcraft.... yes sorry im addicted to that shit :P but i love it.... tomorrow im gopnns sleeeeep until i wake up no alarmclocks nothing :P welll off to bed.

Frequently Asked Questions For Etch-a-sketch Technical Support
Q: My Etch-A-Sketch has all of these funny little lines all over the screen. A: Pick it up and shake it. Q: How do I turn my Etch-A-Sketch off? A: Pick it up and shake it. Q: What's the shortcut for Undo? A: Pick it up and shake it. Q: How do I create a New Document window? A: Pick it up and shake it. Q: How do I set the background and foreground to the same color? A: Pick it up and shake it. Q: What is the proper procedure for rebooting my Etch-A-Sketch? A: Pick it up and shake it. Q: How do I delete a document on my Etch-A-Sketch? A: Pick it up and shake it. Q: How do I save my Etch-A-Sketch document? A: Don't shake it.

10 Of The Best Advertising Fuck-ups
1. Coors put its slogan, "Turn it loose," into Spanish, where it was read as "Suffer from diarrhea." 2. Scandinavian vacuum manufacturer Electrolux used the following in an American campaign: "Nothing sucks like an Electrolux." 3. Clairol introduced the "Mist Stick", a curling iron, into German only to find out that "mist" is slang for manure. Not too many people had use for the "manure stick." 4. When Gerber started selling baby food in Africa, they used the same packaging as in the U.S., with the beautiful Caucasian baby on the label. Later they learned that in Africa, companies routinely put pictures on the label of what's inside, since most people can't read. 5. Colgate introduced a toothpaste in France called Cue, the name of a notorious porno magazine. 6. An American T-shirt maker in Miami printed shirts for the Spanish market which promoted the Pope's visit. Instead of "I saw the Pope" (el Papa), the shirts read "I saw the potato" (la papa). 7. Pepsi's "

A Friends View From Iraq
Imagine, if you will, that your children are hungry. They have no shoes on their feet and they are filthy dirty. Imagine what it must be like as a parent when you never know if today is the last day you will ever see your children again. Imagine going to sleep at night and wondering if your building is going to be used by a criminal and targeted for search or even destruction. Think about what it would be like if every time you went shopping you had to watch out for a car or truck that was laden with explosives. Hard to imagine isn’t it? There are men and women of valor who serve and those who die here because of what America stands for. They do a terrifying work, yet each and everyday they go back out. Seeing and experiencing things that they secretly pray you will never have to witness. They endure hardships and pain like most will never know, yet they bond together to persevere. They are men and women of courage stepping up to fill the gap to ensure the future of our land. I’ve

How To Tell A Good Rag Head From A Bad Rag Head
It is very difficult to distinguish the good towel-heads from the bad towel heads. Just where are the moderate Muslims, anyway? Do they actually exist? The following is provided, to help you distinguish between a BAD "towel-head" and a GOOD "towel-head." You must study the pictures carefully so that you will not confuse the two in a moment of indecision... it could save your life! Now then... BAD towel-head...

Survey For My Friends
If you're on my friends' list... I want to know 20 things about you. I don't care if we've never talked, never liked each other, or if we already know everything about each other. 1.Your Full Name: 2. Age: 3. Single or Taken: 4. Favorite Movie: 5. Favorite Song: 6. Favorite Band/Artist: 7. do you go to church? 8. Piercings: HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ... 1. Do we know each other outside of LC? 2. Whats your philosophy on life? 3. Would you have my back in a fight? 4. Would you keep a secret from me if you thought it was in my best interest? 5. What is your favorite memory of us? 6. Would you give me a kidney? 7. Tell me one odd/interesting fact about you: 8. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? 9. Can we get together and make a cake? 10. Have you heard any rumors of me lately? 11. Do you/have you talk(ed) crap about me? 12. Do you think I'm a good person? 13. Would you drive across country with me? 14. Do you think I'm attractive? 1

Sex Iq
You have a sexual IQ of 157 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Negative Ads
I AM SO SICK AND TIRED OF ALL THE NEGATIVE POLITICAL ADS ON TELEVISION. THEY ARE LIES AND HALF TRUTHS. MORE THAN 25% OF THEM HAVE BEEN ORDERED OFF THE AIR. BUT IT TAKES TIME SO REMEMBER TO DO YOUR OWN RESEARCH. MY ADVICE IS TO VOTE AGAINST ANY INCUMBENT! THEY DON'T WORK BUT LESS THAN 100 DAYS A YEAR AND WHAT THEY DO SUCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! AND I WILL NOT VOTE FOR ANYONE WHO RAN A NEG ADD THAT IS A LIE. HOPE YOU VOTE!! HOPE YOU HELP BRING BACK OUR BRAVE TROOPS FROM IRAQ~~ SO THEY CAN QUIT DYING THERE IN A CIVIL WAR. LET THEM GO FIND THE ANIMALS IN AFGHANISTAN WHERE THERE ARE WAR LORDS, DRUG DEALERS AND THE TALIBAN AND REMEMBER OSAMA BIN LADIN. QUIT SELLING OUR COUNTRY TO CHINA AND INDIA. PROTECT OUR PORTS AND OUR BORDERS~~ PLEASE PROTECT OUR CHILDREN AND THEIR EDUCATION DAN

The Day I Met You
the day i met you i knew you were the one. my soul mate. the other half of me. i had vowed long ago to never love again. knowing that i always get hurt. but after much talk on your side i gave in and belived in you. i offered you my heart body mind and soul. turning myself into what you wanted. giving and giving not ever getting. giving till there is nothing left to give. i turned into the woman you wanted and yet it not enough never happy are you. always wanting more andmore. when will it be enough for you. how much more do i have to change to be what you want. y ou say you lov eme the way i am but you always change meto something else. the day i met you i knew you were the man for me. only if youd get over past hurts and let us be happy. if you only would get over all that women have done to you in the past and judge me for who i am and not what they havedone to you. but you havent.

Confused
Confused Im lying here wondering why I should even care. I wonder if he thinks I shouldnt be able to have a voice. But you see thats not the reason I moved here. It was because I was madly in love and because it was my choice. I was happy when I came to this place, as the days go by Im still in love but Im still quiet unsure I understand. Im confused about what or whom Im suppose to be. I just want to be able to please my man. Deep down I still want to be able to please my man. I thought we talked about any and everything that made sense. I truly miss the man I fell in love with on the phone. Maybe it is me and that in reality I really am just dense. Cuz i cant come to terms that Im so far away from home. I feel like Im under pressure all the time. Feeling like I have to walk on eggshells, so he doesnt get mad. So i usually turn my feelings an desires to paper and rhyme. Mostly Im very happy but occassionally I feel sad. I dont have anything to offer or gi

Thurs
Yeah I'm bored--this week I'm walking on the girl side of things--I think ill be liking guys more soon though. I want to get more cherry points--i dunno why since what the fuck do cherry points really do? I can't gas up my car with them, they don't lay me, and what does one really look like. Its late I think I am overtired. BYE

Making A Change In Life
Making A Change in Life There comes a time in your life when you have to make a change Try new beginnings and let everything around you rearrange Unloading old burdens onto your friend Hoping to fill them up again Its never going to be different unless you re-apply yourself Cuz starting over doesnt necessarily mean you have to have wealth Just good intentions and the will to carry on Is enough to get started and to move on Always remember you have someone you can always count on Someone who will listen to every word and every song Our life may keep on going with the help of others But the one we really should ask for help from is our mothers They know where we come from and how we feel They know when we act fake or if we are real They also can help us decide on which path we should take Or whether or not if we should carry on with the decision we make There are so many changes in life that I would like to make To start from maybe 10 years ago give or take

Missing Child Illinois
At The Request Of The Joliet Police Department, The Illinois Emergency Alert System Is Activated For An Amber Alert. China A Campbell Is A Black 2 Year Old Female, Who Is 3 Feet 5 Inches Tall, Weighs 38 Pounds, Has Brown Hair In Braids And Pony Tail And Brown Eyes. She Is Wearing A Brown Old Navy Jacket, Gap T Shirt With Pink And Green Stripes, Blue Jeans And White And Pink Air Force Shoes. She Was Taken By An Unidentified Male Black Suspect, Dark Complexion, Goatee, 30 Years Old, 5 Feet 7 Inches, Thin Build, Wearing A Black Skull Cap, Black Jacket, Black T Shirt And Blue Jeans And Is Armed With A Knife. The Vehicle Is An Older Model Blue Or Black Mercury Cougar With Illinois Plates. Anyone With Information Should Call 9 1 1 And Advise They Have An Amber Alert Report. This Concludes This Amber Alert Issued By The Illinois State Police.

Tears Of Sadness
The way I feel about you is one thing I can't explain. My mind is open like an endless plain. It hurts so much so very much when you say I don't feel the same. It makes me wanna cry inside but the tears would not hide. The tears that are endless come pouring down and now there is darkness all around. I sit here and wait for the world to end but once again the tears begain to pour again. Will this sadness ever stop. I pray I hope you will come back again but you walk off as I lay there and cry all you can do is say I'm sorry. Well you don't kno what you mean to me you once were my light all I see is this little light that wont make it thought the night. Then I see the brighest light it's you again. You ask me to come back and that you'll never leave again

How Horny Am I ?
You scored as Very horny. You are very horny. You have a lot of desire. You get hard or wet very easily. Be careful to not let your sex drive go too far. Please rate and comment and tell me what quiz this is when you do!Very horny100%Super Horny94%Normal Horny75%A little horny50%Not horny0%How horny are you? (with pics)created with QuizFarm.com

Fun Things To Do At Walmart
* Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day. * Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap. * When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially down narrow aisles. * Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in Housewares," and see what happens. * Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you're taking it for a "test drive." * Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, "...I'm Batman. Come Robin--to the Bat cave!" * Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men. * Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission: Impossible." * Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store. * When someone steps away from their cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word.

My Heart Beat
once when i looked at you my heart would quicken its beat with joy. now when i look at you my heart starts to cry for the pain you have caused me. how could you treat me so. did you not care how i felt. did you not value the love i gave you. how could you do this when i gave you all i had to give. once when i looked at you my heart would skip a beat with exitment, now it only shivers from the cold i feel inside when i look at you. i gave you my all never asking for anything other than your love. maybe i should have been like all the rest and only wanted material things you had to give. when i am gone dont cry for me. dont ask me to stay for i can not. you treated me so calously and threw my love to the side for another. how can i bare your touch knowing you were with her. how can i fix a heart you broke. i would have given my life for yours now it looks like you so easly tossed me to the side for what a quick trist with another. why for a quick ease in your pain. does it matter anym

What Does My Birth Month Say About Me!
You scored as March. MARCH: Attractive personality. Affectionate Shy and reserved. Secretive. Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic. Loves peace and serenity. Sensitive to others. Loves to serve others. Easily angered. Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness. Observant and assesses others. Revengeful. Loves to dream and fantasize. Loves traveling. Loves attention. Hasty decisions in choosing partners. Loves home decors. Musically talented. Loves special things. MoodyMarch100%April0%May0%FEBRUARY0%january0%June0%JULY0%November0%OCTOBER0%SEPTEMBER0%

Not Sure What The Hell To Do.
Ok, I guess I'm an old fart but I remember when the first Adult Friend Finder came about. It was before the internet, I used to have to dial in and connect to the "AFF BBS" using a 2400 baud modem. In those days you just answered 100 questions about yourself, took an hour to upload a pic, and then you logged into a very primative chat room, which contained the 20 people that were simultaneously connected to the site. It took forever, but you had damned good chances of meeting someone because no one was willing to pay for long distance charges, everyone was local. So with this stuff I'm just a bit befuddled, not too sure what to do with this. Truth be told I'm hoping to find swinging partners, if tha will work with such an overpopulated cyber universe who knows. Anyway, drop me a line and say hi. I'm really friendly and only bite if you ask nicely. Drayno

New Preist
The new priest is nervous about hearing confessions, so he asks the older priest to sit in on his sessions. The new priest hears a couple of confessions, then the old priest asks him to step out of the confessional for a few suggestions. The old priest suggests, "Cross your arms over your chest, and rub your chin with one hand.... and try saying things like "yes, I see," and "yes, go on," and "I understand." The new priest crosses his arms, rubs his chin withone hand and repeats all the suggested remarks to theold priest. The old priest says, "Now, don't you think that's a little better than slapping your knee and saying, "No shit...what happened next?

The Black Poem
Lord ... Why did you make me black? Why did you make someone the world would hold back? Black is the color of dirty clothes, of grimy hands and feet... Black is the color of darkness, of tired beaten streets... Why did you give me thick lips, a broad nose and kinky hair? Why did you create someone who receives the hated stare? Black is the color of the bruised eye when someone gets hurt... Black is the color of darkness, black is the color of dirt. Why is my bone structure so thick, my hips and cheeks so high? Why are my eyes brown, and not the color of the sky? Why do people think I'm useless? How come I feel so used? Why do people see my skin and think I should be abused? Lord, I just don't understand... What is it about my skin? Why is it some people want to hate me and not know the person within? Black is what people are "Labeled" when others want to keep them away... Black is the color of shadows cast... Black is

How A Boy With Cystic Fibrosis Lived His Life
Who was Damien Storm? Damien was a courageous young man and talented writer who passed away at the age of 22 from cystic fibrosis, a fatal genetic disease that affects the lungs and digestive system. Damien has left a legacy for all of us: In his poems and short stories, and in the strength and courage that he showed by fighting cystic fibrosis until the very end. This web site represents just a small part of the legacy he left behind. Read on or click a link on the left to learn more about this inspirational fighter, writer, and philosopher. view guestbook | sign guestbook Damien with brother Dean in '94 Damien the Fighter When it came to fighting cystic fibrosis, Damien was an all-out warrior. He didn't let it stop him from graduating magna cum laude with a double major in philosophy and English at Towson University in 1997 or from working part-time at the Baltimore Times. He accomplished these feats in the last year of his life with 30 percent lung capac

First Day...lost My Cherry
Well I am sure that wasn't the first time ever used. I am new here..so please be gentle. I am still learning so much there is to learn..I see you get CHERRIES for posting tons of stuff huh? The things I still have to learn are alot. I will add those that I think I may be comfortable with..but will not accept anyone that is not WEIRD..FUNNY...Sexy. Ok..at least one of those things..I am tired..I had a very very long day...only a few hours of sleep & still going...THANK GOD FOR STARBUCKS...even though I know thats not helpful for my insomnia..but it taste so damn good. OK I love my coffee. but there is this coffee that cost $500 PER POUND...yes Five hundred dollars for ONE SINGLE POUND of coffee!! I will find the name & report back with that info..what's really GROSS is HOW IT"S MADE>>>> YUCK....gotta take my babies out for thier last walk of the night & its fuckin raining... but will be back soon... UPDATED INFO ON COFFEE The World's Most Expensive Coffee is From Beans Cy

Something Funny
If you read this without laughing out loud, there is something wrong with you. It is dedicated to everyone who ever attempted to get into a regular workout routine and it’s hilarious. Dear Diary, For my fiftieth birthday this year, my wife (the dear) purchased a week of personal training at the local health club for me. Although I am still in great shape since playing football 20 yrs ago, I decided it would be a good idea to go ahead and give it a try. Called the club and made my reservation with a personal trainer named Vanessa, who identified herself as a 24 year old aerobics instructor and model for athletic clothing and swimwear. My wife seemed pleased with my enthusiasm to get started! The club encouraged me to keep a diary to chart my progress. MONDAY: Started my day at 6:00 am. Tough to get out of bed , but it was well worth it when I arrived at the health club to find Vanessa waiting for me. She was something of a Greek goddess with blonde hair, danci

Children
I hear the echo of children at play, The sound so happy & cheerful. I enjoy what I hear throughout the day, Though today you can't be too careful. Let your child know you love & care, For they can not be replaced. In a year so many children disappear, And all is left are the memories of thier face. Keep your eyes & ears open, Always know where the children be. For I never want this to happen, To neither you nor me.

0x
Asked an old Chinese monk about my future… he said I am an 0x… and . . . "If you're single… you could have a great desire to get married as soon as possible. You'll be inclined to show indifference in your familial relationships… but be careful… as your attitude may set your nearest and dearest against you! You may let yourself be directed by your feelings and commit errors of judgement. Be reasonable in your expenses, otherwise a financial storm will not be far away." And guess what? His fortune cookies are stale!

Fuck People
PEOPLE SEEM TO READ MY DAMN BLOGS MORE THEN MY DAMN BULLETINS LETS SEE IF THIS HELPS ME AT ALL. I AM IN A CONTEST I AM TRYING TO WIN, AND WAS WONDERING IF THERE WERE ANY OF MY FRIENDS OUT THERE EXCEPT A SELECT FEW WHO HAVENT TURNED THERE BACKS ON ME AND VOTED AGAINST ME. DOES IT REALLY NEED TO BE FOR ME TO JUST SAY FUCK IT AND REALLY SAY OK ILL REMEMBER WHO VOTED FOR ME, SO I WILL ONLY VOTE FOR THEM PEOPLE IN FUTURE CONTESTS. COME ON NOW PEOPLE I HATE PLAYING FAVORITES LIKE THAT BUT IF NEED BE I WILL CAUSE ONLY 5 OF YOU HAVE VOTED. WHATS SO HARD TO DROP A COUPLE OF COMMENTS, JUST SAY LIKE 10 COPY THAT SEND THE COMMENT THEN PASTE AND SEND A SHIT LOAD MORE TIMES? I MEAN YES ITS HOWEVER MANY VOTES YOU WANNA PUT. SO IF YOUR FEELING GENEROUS AN WANNA VOTE 100 TIMES FOR ME THEN YOU CAN THEY ALL COUND SO PLEASE WOULD SOMEONE SHOW ME SOME DAMN LOVE CAUSE ITS REALLY COMING TO THE POINT OF ME SAYING DONT ASK ME FOR MY FOR FOR YOU UNLESS YOU VOTED FOR ME. HERE IS THE LINK TO MY PAGE I DOUBT THIS

Pizza Meat Loaf
Ingredients: 1 pound ground turkey 3/4 cup spaghetti sauce 1/4 cup mozzarella, part skim 1/2 cup chopped green pepper 1/4 cup minced onion Instructions: 1. Lightly grease 9 inch pie plate with vegetable oil. Pat turkey into pie plate. 2. Cover turkey with waxed paper. Cook in microwave on high; rotate plate 1/4 turn after 3 minutes. Cook until turkey no longer remains pink, about 5 more minutes. Drain. OR Place turkey in 350 degree oven; bake until turkey no longer remains pink, about 30-35 minutes. 3. Top cooked turkey with vegetables, spaghetti sauce and cheese. 4. Return turkey to either the microwave or oven and heat until cheese is melted, about 1-2 minutes. Nutritional Information: Per Serving: 220 calories; 12g total fat; 95mg cholesterol; 350mg sodium; 6g total carbohydrate; 22g protein; 1g fiber.

A Story From A Child With Cystic Fibrosis
Cystic Fibrosis by Chris Dawson Oh here we go once again They tip me upside down And pat and poke me till I cough And spit and almost drown But hey it's not so often now That we've got our new routine It's the slickest operation That this condition's ever seen I have got my diet plan you see My inhaler and my pills Supplements and medicines To sort out other ills I do everything the Doctors And Nurses say I ought But best of all I like the bit That involves me doing sport So I'm outdoors most often Throwing mud and climbing trees Swimming and playing football (after I've washed my knees) But when things aren't quite so good And it's nebuliser time I like to write some poetry And just suits me fine!

Pineapple Curried Pork Chops
Ingredients: 4 boneless pork chops, 3/4-inch thick 1 teaspoon vegetable oil 2 teaspoons butter 1/2 cup chopped onion 1 garlic clove, crushed 1 tablespoon curry powder 1 12-ounce can apple juice 1 8 3/4-ounce can crushed pineapple, undrained 1/4 teaspoon salt 1/8 teaspoon pepper Instructions: Heat oil in heavy skillet; brown chops on both sides. Remove chops from pan and set aside. Melt butter in pan; sauté onion and garlic until light brown, about 5-6 minutes. Stir in curry powder, apple juice and pineapple; bring to a boil. Return chops to pan. Cover and simmer 8-10 minutes or until tender. Salt and pepper to taste. Nutritional Information: Calories: 240 Fat: 8 grams Cholesterol: 55 milligrams Carbohydrates: 19 grams Protein: 21 grams Sodium: 210 milligrams Saturated Fat: 3 grams

Murder-weapon
My score on The Murder-Weapon of Choice Test: Sawn-off Shotgun(You scored 52% Gore Tolerance, 46% Guile, 47% Sadism, and 52% Phys. Strength!)Yes, a cheap shotgun, a few rounds of shot, and a hacksaw, utilized appropriately, should provide a prosaic recipe for the deed to come. It's not a particularly creative method, but it does possess a certain twisted, brutish elegance... Link: The Murder-Weapon of Choice Test (OkCupid Free Online Dating)

Lean Picadillo Pie
Picadillo is a Mexican minced pork filling, usually featuring olives and raisins, used for stuffing chiles, tamales and such. Here this inspired filling is the basis for a baked cornmeal-crusted oven pie. Ingredients: 1 1/2 pounds lean ground pork 1/2 cup chopped onion 1/2 cup chopped green bell pepper 1 clove garlic, minced 1 14 1/2-oz. can diced tomatoes 3/4 cup raisins 12 pimiento-stuffed olives, sliced 2 tablespoons chopped almonds 3 tablespoons chili powder 2 14 1/2-oz. cans chicken broth 2 cups cornmeal Instructions: Heat large nonstick skillet over medium heat; cook and stir pork, onion, green pepper and garlic for 5 minutes, until pork is lightly browned. Stir in tomatoes, raisins, olives, almonds and chili powder. Cover and simmer for 10 minutes. Bring chicken broth to a boil in a large saucepan; gradually stir in cornmeal; mix well. Spoon cornbread mixture into 13x9-inch baking dish sprayed with nonstick cooking spray. Top with pork mixture. Cover w

A Poem From A Guy With Cystic Fibrosis
Cystic Fibrosis by Chris Dawson Oh here we go once again They tip me upside down And pat and poke me till I cough And spit and almost drown But hey it's not so often now That we've got our new routine It's the slickest operation That this condition's ever seen I have got my diet plan you see My inhaler and my pills Supplements and medicines To sort out other ills I do everything the Doctors And Nurses say I ought But best of all I like the bit That involves me doing sport So I'm outdoors most often Throwing mud and climbing trees Swimming and playing football (after I've washed my knees) But when things aren't quite so good And it's nebuliser time I like to write some poetry And just suits me fine!

Peppermint Kisses
Ingredients: 2 egg whites 1/8 tsp salt 1/8 tsp cream of tartar 1/2 cup sugar 2 peppermint canes (one green, one red), crushed NOTE: This recipe includes a small amount of refined sugar. Recipes with refined sugar may not be suitable for all people with diabetes. Check with your physician and/or registered dietitian or nutritionist on how to incorporate these recipes into your daily meal plan. Instructions: In a mixing bowl, beat egg whites until foamy. Add salt and cream of tartar; beat until soft peaks form. Beat in sugar, 1 tablespoon at a time, until stiff and glossy. Spoon meringue into a pastry bag or resealable plastic bag. If using a plastic bag, cut a 1-inch hole in a corner. Squeeze 1-1/2-inch kisses of meringue onto ungreased, foil-lined baking sheets. Sprinkle half with crushed red candy canes and half with green candy canes. Bake at 225°F for 1-1/2 to 2 hours or until dry but not brown. Cool; remove from foil. Store in an airtight container. Pepperm

Peppered Pork Chops W/peach-vinegar Glaza
The pantry is brimming with new basics that add flavor to recipes. New pantry favorites -- like olive oil, balsamic vinegar, chiles and cilantro -- combined with ever-popular pork chops creates this new wave dish. Ingredients: 2 boneless pork chops, 3/4-inch thick 1 teaspoon seasoned pepper (garlic pepper, lemon pepper or a pepper blend) 1 teaspoon olive oil 1/4 cup chopped red onion 1/2 (or to taste)jalapeno chile, seeded and minced 1/4 cup chicken broth 1/4 cup peach jam 1 tablespoon balsamic vinegar Fresh cilantro, chopped, as garnish Instructions: Rub chops on both sides with seasoned pepper. Heat olive oil in nonstick skillet over medium-high heat and cook chops to brown on one side; turn chops and add onion and chile to pan. Continue to cook, stirring occasionally, until onion is tender, about a minute. Add broth, jam and vinegar to pan; cover, lower heat and simmer 8-10 minutes. Serve chops with pan sauce, garnished with chopped cilantro. Nutritional Inform

Society Today
What the heck ever hapened to morals and scruples? Lately I've noticed how sneaky and cruel other people can sometimes be and it breaks my heart! Being brought up, (and raising my daughter), by the simple rule- treat others the way you wish to be treated it shocks and bewilders me how twisted people can be. Hopefully, things will settle down for our young! Se you all later! Have a great evening! Maggie

Good Ol’ Pork Barbecue
Ingredients: 2 Tbsp canola oil 1 small onion, minced 2 cup catsup 2 Tbsp red wine vinegar 1 Tbsp Worcestershire sauce 1 cup water 2 tsp paprika 2 tsp chili powder ½ tsp cayenne 1 ½ lb cooked pork tenderloin, shredded or cubed into small pieces 6 slices toasted French, Italian or multi-grain bread Instructions: 1. Mix together all the ingredients to make the sauce. EXCEPT THE PORK AND BREAD. 2. Over a medium heat let the mix cook uncovered for 15 minutes, Make sure the onion is softened 3. Prepare the pork and combine it with the sauce. Let cook for 5 minutes 4. Take the pork filling and pour it over each of the slices of bread and serve. Nutritional Information: Exchanges 3 Lean Meat 2 Starch Calories 320 Calories from Fat 94 Total Fat 10 g Saturated Fat 2 g Cholesterol 66 mg Sodium 730 mg Carbohydrate 31 g Dietary Fiber 3 g Sugars 10 g Protein 27 g

You Know Its Time To Diet When:....
1. You dance and it makes the band skip. 2. You are diagnosed with the flesh eating virus, and the doctor gives you 22 more years to live. 3. You put mayonnaise on an aspirin. 4. You go to the zoo and the elephants throw you peanuts. 5. Your driver's license says, "Picture continued on other side." 6. You ran away and they had to use all four sides of the milk carton for your picture. 7. You learn you were born with a silver shovel in your mouth. 8. You could sell shade. 9. Your blood type is Ragu. 10. You need an appointment to attend an 'open house'.

Songs And Pomes Im Working On I Now They Sux Lolz :p
songs; *your time ~the lights dimming ~the darkness growing ~no way to stop your death from coming ~you cant run....... ~you cant hide....... ~it's always looking for a new soul ~GET READY ~your time is here *srry ~i'm srry for everthing ~i'm srry for what i put u thought ~i'm srry im not who u want me too be ~but you cant control me forever ~i will me free (..^ not finished with them yet^.. ) POEM (HELLA EMO LOLZ) Missery what would you do if you died today? would anyone care ? or even notice? would you care? or would it be a dream come true? Or would you wish you coould go back in time and change everything ? Make everything better For not only you but also your freinds your family ? If i colud go back i would change some things but not all o

Why Am I A Dork?
I am a Dork because I have old fashioned views in a young mans body. I am a Dork because I like to treat women with respect. I am a Dork because I Like to compliment a women without the thought of sex in my mind. I am a Dork because I believe all people are good inside unless they prove themselves different. I am a Dork because I am not afraid to show my emotions. I am a Dork because I am not afraid to be myself and not conform to other peoples Idea of me. I am a Dork because I love getting lost in a good book in the bath. I am a Dork because I value friends... I am a Dork because I am honest with myself... Dork Fish@ LostCherry

Understanding Mens Comments
"I can't find it," REALLY MEANS, "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless." "That's women's work," REALLY MEANS, "It's dirty, difficult and thankless." "Will you marry me?" REALLY MEANS, "Both my roommates have moved out, I can't find the washer, and there is no more peanut butter." "It's a guy thing," REALLY MEANS, "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical." "Can I help with dinner?" REALLY MEANS, "Why isn't it already on the table?" "It would take too long to explain, "REALLY MEANS, "I have no idea how it works." "I'm getting more exercise lately," REALLY MEANS, "The batteries in the remote are dead." "We're going to be late," REALLY MEANS, "Now I have a legitimate excuse to drive like a maniac." "Take a break, honey, you're working too hard, "REALLY MEANS, "I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner." "That's interesting, dear," REALLY MEANS, "Are yo

Birth Month
You scored as OCTOBER. OCTOBER: Loves to chat. Loves those who love them. Loves to takes things at the center. Inner and physical beauty. Lies but doesn't pretend. Gets angry often. Treats friends importantly. Brave and fearless. Always making friends. Easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does not care to control emotions. Unpredictable. Extremely smart, but definately the cutest AND prettyest of them all. only about 4 of these are right lol

Birthday Month
You scored as April. APRIL: Active and dynamic. Decisive and haste but tends to regret. Attractive and affectionate to oneself. Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic. Consoling, friendly and solves people's problems. Brave and fearless. Adventurous. Loving and caring. Suave and generous. Usually you have many friends. Enjoys to make love. Emotional. Stubborn. Hasty. Good memory. Moving, motivates oneself and others. Loves to travel and explore. Sometimes love in a way that only their lover can understand. April100%May0%March0%FEBRUARY0%january0%June0%JULY0%November0%OCTOBER0%SEPTEMBER0%

More Updatez On Me
Thursday, well still have that damn headache and I don't feel to good either.. So I am not going to do anything at all this weekend expet my mom wedding she is getting married Saturday.. I am hoping I could take my cousin Trick or treat on the 31 on October she really wants to go so bad.. Now she said she wants to be a lady bug for halloween and now she wants to be a witch lol she can't either make up her mind.. I told her that I am going trick or treat with her.. LOL I know I am to old for it but I am never to old for anything.. Well I hope I could feel better but till than I will give you all update on me ok.. Virgo24

We Must Not Stand For This.
My little girl met a new friend, just the other day, on the playground at school between the tires and the swings But she came home with tear-filled eyes, and she said to me "Daddy, Alyssa lies" Well I just brushed it off at first, 'cause I didn't know how much my little girl had been hurt or the things she had seen. I wasn't ready when I said "You can tell me" and she said... "Alyssa lies to the classroom, Alyssa lies everyday at school, Alyssa lies to the teachers as she tries to cover every bruise" My little girl laid her head down that night to go to sleep. As I stepped out the room, I heard her say a prayer so soft and sweet "God bless my mom and my Dad and my new friend, Alyssa *oh*I know she needs you bad Because Alyssa lies to the classroom, Alyssa lies everyday at school, Alyssa lies to the teachers as she tries to cover every bruise" I had the worst night of sleep in years as I tried to think of a way to calm her

Contest
Here is the link to my pic for Sexy Guy contest that i am in. If my friends and family members would please go vote for me i would greatly appreciate it. And please let me know if you do vote for in the contest and i will gladly buy you a single red rose. Please repost also, and feel free to add any comments to this bulletin about this contest. Luv all my friends and family Thank you, Randy A.K.A. Dragon of Xxxtasy I have 180+ friends and only had 28 votes in the contest i am in, where are all my friends at? Okay also found out that anybody who votes for me in the contest can only vote once and comment once, this contest will last 1 month, and the total vote and comments will be added together to decide the winner

For Friends.........unknown
"trees wisper, shadows in the wind... my anger shallow, waiting-wanting to unleash. i watch, i wait...no u to breath in- to inhail, But anger has set in -even better- i HOPE to get loose..on you, the way i please, -to let it out- are you here? am i pleased? help. a silent scream....do you need this? PATHETIC DISEASE....i want to adore you and with my touch i do, JUST RIGHT NOW i hate you so much-it turns me- the like fire of a gun..the beggings begun. a scratch, a tear, cutt cutt i want you to see. but besides me, not much there so listen- please- slice, slice don't mention it... i have my own agony, my own way. im no fortune, waiting to be seen. it's not like you can't hurt me. so, i don't show... i don't know.... help. if u want it to spread. Stay Away From Me...." 2mcl......... By...***unknown** (a down ass jugglette who wants to stay unknow...)

uncertain Moments In Life,
We all did it when we were younger had the school crushes, snuck out of the house, dating someone our family didn’t approve of. Ever do something you wasn’t proud of . . . My one un-proud moment as a teen would have been saying I would go out with this guy cause I was stranded at a school dance. I didn’t have a way home and he said I could come to his house if I would go out with him. He even said he had this massive crush on me ever since he first saw me. I didn’t want to be stuck with any place to stay the night so I said yes. I even made out with him but never went the whole way. I never went the whole way with any of the guys I dated. Only one and that was when I was 13. I never had sex after that till I was 17 and that was a huge disaster. Isn’t it weird how we base life on pleasing others and we’ll do anything to keep them happy even if it means being pushed into sex? Anyway, I called my mom to come and get me the next day. Of course I made

I Never Asked Love
I never asked love to find me, I always tried to hide away; I never asked love to open up, I never thought that love would stay. I never asked love to leave me lonely, I never wanted to feel the pain; I never asked love to tell me, that it all has been in vain. I never asked love to feel sorry, for what it's done in the past; I never asked love to break my heart, I never knew that love could last. I never asked love to forget me, Even though it's hurt me so; I never asked for love to vanish, I never asked for love to go. I never asked love for happiness, But I found it when I found you; I never asked love to send a dream, But now my dream's hope will come true!

You Know U Need A New Lawyer When:.....
* When the prosecutors see who your lawyer is, they high-five each other. * During your initial consultation he tries to sell you Amway. * He tells you that his last good case was a "Budweiser." * He picks the jury by playing "duck-duck-goose." * During the trial you catch him playing his Gameboy. * He asks a hostile witness to "pull my finger." * Every couple of minutes he yells, "I call Jack Daniels to the stand!" and proceeds to drink a shot. * He frequently gives juror No. 4 the finger. * He places a large "No Refunds" sign on the defense table

Life For Me ( Whinning )
I've been sitting here realizing that I have no private life any more..I didnt realize how much I missed peace and quiet until it was gone. Its 10 pm at night got the extra kid here for the next few days isnt mine the fathers in bed sleeping the mother in laws bitchin every 5 mins at her, hubbys out of town and my kids are in bed.. I ask myself wheres your quiet time.. I realized I dont have it any more. I so miss having the house to myself during hunting season, cause It was my alone time, my time to chill with my girls and do fun stuff with just us.. and now I have to drag 2/3 other people with us and it kinda sucks.. I work alot and when I get home I really would love to sit and watch a movie with my kids or something but I am lucky to find a spot to sit on the couch until after 10pm and by this time I am so tired I cant keep my eyes open. I guess what I am saying is ... dont take in your family members to live with you cause it cost ya more than you ever know.. Not only money b

The Letter From Violent J
words from Violent J himself Message From Violent J written by Violent J, this shit is soo true we need to love this family more. -JUGGALOZ- Sorry to be all deep and serious but i got lots of shit on my mind. I'm tired of everything and everybody. The only thing i give a shit about in this hell we call a world is my Juggalo Family. The Carnival saved my life and my soul. My Juggalo Pride is the best thing that ever happened to me. It's starting to scare me for the fact when I sit back and actually observe the juggalo world, It seems like its going down hill. It seems to me that a lot of ninjas are out for self and trying to prove whos a bigger juggalo that who. There is no big or small juggalo. We are all the same. It doesn't take $4,000 is psychopathic merchandise to be a juggalo. Just because I got an old school mostastless jersey doesn't make me any better than a ninja with only one t-shirt. Being a juggalo is whats in your heart not whats on you clothes. I've seen jug

A Few Reasons English Is So Hard To Learn
1) The bandage was wound around the wound. 2) The farm was used to produce produce. 3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse. 4) We must polish the Polish furniture. 5) He could lead if he would get the lead out. 6) The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert. 7) Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present. 8) A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum. 9) When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes. 10) I did not object to the object. 11) The insurance was invalid for the invalid. 12) There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row. 13) They were too close to the door to close it. 14) The buck does funny things when the does are present. 15) A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line. 16) To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow. 17) The wind was too strong to wind the sail. 18) After a number of injections my jaw

Math
MATH "I hate math... You should to... Let's hate math together... Me and you... Multiply... 'til you die... Find the sum... You're so dumb... Fractions suck... Holy fuck... Division kicks my ass... I'll never freakin' pass... I hate math... You should to... Let's hate math together... Me and you!!!" Copyright 2006 Snot Rockets Music

Birth Month
You scored as SEPTEMBER. SEPTEMBER: Suave and compromising. Careful, cautious and organized. Likes to point out people's mistakes. Likes to criticize.Quiet but able to talk well. Calm and cool. Kind and sympathetic. Concerned and detailed. Loyal and always honest. Does work well. Very confident. Sensitive. Positive Attitude. Thinking generous. Good memory. Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to look for information. Must control oneself when criticizing. Able to motivate oneself. Understanding. Fun to be around. Secretive. Loves sports, leisure and traveling. Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle up feelings. Very choosy, especially in relationships. Systematic. SEPTEMBER100%March0%April0%FEBRUARY0%january0%May0%JULY0%November0%OCTOBER0%AUGUST

Firefighters Are.........
Firefighters are.... Body: Firefighters are those crazy people who run into a burning building when all others are running out. Firefighters are those people who wake up in the middle of the night to help an old lady, who fell out of bed. Firefighters are those people who work on half eaten meals because someone needed their help. Firefighters are those people who have a second family that seems just like a first family. Firefighters are those people who never usually get thanked for doing such a good job. Firefighters are those people who have to deal with people dying and people getting hurt. Firefighters are those people who have hearts bigger than the whole universe. Firefighters are those people who are always there in a moments notice when someone needs help. Firefighters are those people who may seem scary to little kids. Firefighters are those heroes that little kids always say that they want to be when they grow up. Firefighters are those people

I Am May
You scored as May. MAY Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered. Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings. Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint. Needs no motivation. Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding Good imagination. Good physical. Loves literature and the arts. Loves traveling. Dislike being at home. Restless. Not having many children. Hardworking. High spirited. Totally Best person >you'll ever meet!..your the most craziest that you'll ever meet!!

Footprints
Footprints One night a man had a dream. He dreamed he was walking along the beach with the Lord. Across the sky flashed scenes from his life. For each scene,he noticed two sets of footprints in the sand; One belonged to him, and the other to the Lord. When the last scene of his life flashed before him, He looked back at the footprints in the sand. He noticed that many times along the path of his life There was only one set of footprints. He also noticed that it happened at the very lowest And saddest times in his life. This really bothered him and he questioned the ] Lord about it. "Lord, you said that once I decided to follow you, You'd walk with me all the way. But I have noticed that during the most troublesome times in my life, There is only one set of footprints. I don't understand why when I needed you most you would leave me". The Lord replied, "My precious, precious child; I love you and I would never leave you. During your times of trial an

Eh, Somewhat True...
You scored as June. JUNE: Easy to talk to. Thinks far with vision. Easily influenced by kindness. Polite and soft-spoken. Having lots of ideas. Sensitive. Active mind. Hesitating, tends to delay. Choosy and always wants the best. Temperamental. Funny and humorous. Loves to joke. Good debating skills. Has that someone* always on his/her mind. Talkative. Daydreamer. Friendly. Knows how to make friends. Abiding. Able to show character. one guy/girl kind of person. Loveable. Easily hurt. loves music. pretty/handsome. Loves to dress up.Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Sensitive. Down-to-Earth. Stubborn. June100%May0%April0%FEBRUARY0%january0%March0%JULY0%November0%OCTOBER0%SEPTEMBER

Firefighters Daily Life
Firefighters are.... Body: Firefighters are those crazy people who run into a burning building when all others are running out. Firefighters are those people who wake up in the middle of the night to help an old lady, who fell out of bed. Firefighters are those people who work on half eaten meals because someone needed their help. Firefighters are those people who have a second family that seems just like a first family. Firefighters are those people who never usually get thanked for doing such a good job. Firefighters are those people who have to deal with people dying and people getting hurt. Firefighters are those people who have hearts bigger than the whole universe. Firefighters are those people who are always there in a moments notice when someone needs help. Firefighters are those people who may seem scary to little kids. Firefighters are those heroes that little kids always say that they want to be when they grow up. Firefighters are those people

Thoughts In Passing.............
Entry for April 24, 2006 I decided to be nice in here today and say something pleasant.......................................................well after sitting here for two hours the best I could come up with was.............................................DAMN I lost it!!!! HAHAHA had you going didnt I??? As all you know this lil piece of the world is reserved for quiet reflections of of chaos and madiness another day in life of arent you glad this life isnt yours. OK OK OK OK ...............I will let up just this once.............I did surivive a MONDAY!!! LQQK above I have the pic to prove it and as far as the pulse ummm well that is reserved for a trained professional to make sure I have one of those. Weekend Highlights: Mad dash to get drop off the lil ones, rode the tilt a whirl on Saturday (ask I might tell ya later). Met some interesting people later Saturday evening. Sunday a relaxing day settled in . All jokes aside today was a GREAT day. I KNOW I KNO

E & F (there Wasnt Many Of Either)
"I wish men had boobs because I like the feel of them. It's so funny - when I record I sing with a hand over each of them, maybe it's a comfort thing." - Emma Bunton, Baby Spice of the pop band Spice Girls "You'd better learn secretarial work or else get married." - Emmeline Snively, Director of the Blue Book Modeling Agency, giving advice to Marilyn Monroe in 1944 "If you let that sort of thing go on, your bread and butter will be cut right out from under your feet." - Ernest Bevin, Former British foreign minister "Hey Diddy, you said anything goes, and I wasn't going to let a little hurricane prevent me from wearing my bathing suit!" said the "Desperate Housewives" star." - Actress Eva Longoria at the MTV Video Music Awards "A billion here, a billion there, sooner or later it adds up to real money." - Everett Dirksen, Congressman "Can you imagine if his mouth was open?" - Fabio's Manager, upon learning her client had been struck in the nose by a bird

My Birthday Quiz
You scored as JULY. JULY: Fun to be with. Secretive. Difficult to reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. Dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Loves to be alone. Always broods about the past and the old friends.Waits for friends. Never looks for friends.JULY100%April0%March0%FEBRUARY0%january0%May0%June0%OCTOBER0%SEPTEMBER0%AUGUST

Some Yes Some No
You scored as OCTOBER. OCTOBER: Loves to chat. Loves those who love them. Loves to takes things at the center. Inner and physical beauty. Lies but doesn't pretend. Gets angry often. Treats friends importantly. Brave and fearless. Always making friends. Easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does not care to control emotions. Unpredictable. Extremely smart, but definately the cutest AND prettyest of them all. OCTOBER100%April0%March0%FEBRUARY0%May0%january0%JULY0%November0%SEPTEMBER0%AUGUST0%December

How Much Can One Person Take.....?
Well, the past few days have been hard on me.. When you had enough its enought. Why cant women take a hint. If the guy is in engaged u just leave him alone..ok for the people who want to know what the hell is going on..here.... me: Yeah he is...him and i are engaged..so i talk to him everyday other women: k.......thats all I needed to know......tell him I said hi, and have agood life...... me: so stop calling him!!! other women: now that Im not gonna do......you got to keep in touch with him while he was with me.....and until he tells me to leave him alone....it aint gonna happen........ me: umm sorry to say he was never with you other women: where do ya think hes been for the last 6 months..... other women: like I said.....until he tells me to leave him alone....it aint happenin, because no matter what you wanna believe, its not the truth.. me: let me see here..he hasnt talked to u in how long? take a hint other women: why....you didn't.......why do I have to t

What Am I Test
You scored as Faerie. Faerie: Aren't you a cute little flying person? Faeries are earth spirits. They live among each element completely hidden. They have cousins called Pixies. Pixies however, are very mischevious. They enjoy tormenting other creatures for fun. Little pranksters.. I hope you never meet one. Pixies have a bad reputation for finding a creature and clinging to them until death. Faeries can be somewhat close to a Pixie, but mostly they are loving, playful, and carry with them a child-like enthusiasm for life. Hide among the pedals of a Daisy, you are a Faerie.Angel83%Faerie83%Mermaid59%Dragon34%Demon25%WereWolf8%What Mythological Creature are you? (Cool Pics!)created with QuizFarm.com

What Does Your Mouth Say About You?
What People Think of Your Mouth People see you both as mysterious and exotic. You definitely have cultivated your own unique interests and lifestyle. Brainy and quick witted, you aren't one for superficial friendships. But if someone can make you laugh or think, they'll likely be your friend for life. What Does Your Mouth Say About You?

Killing Loneiness
i watch friends age change and be heart broken over what others say an think now as any good friend would do i am honest and i give them the best answer i have on the matter ....no matter what it is i'm there ....and i ofter everything i can to help ...wiether its comfort grace praise whatever they need i've seen my friends get married have babies go threw devorices or have a fight with their other friends ....i've always stood at their sides while i've been there for them when it truely came to it i've always been in the shadows never askin for anything . thats just how i am . i am waiting for whatever may come my way .....love lust or death i greet it all with a huge hug and i know i am ready for it all i love the shadow scene anyway so darkness is welcome and i greet it without fear i will always be the friend on the sideline but now its time for me to be found ....

Kissing You Goodbye
Kissing You Goodbye I am still not standing, There is air beneath my feet, But my oceans of emotions, Will turn cold in a one way street. A snowstorm is soon coming, And I just long for heat. Oh yes it’s a beautiful rainbow, Seen from a distant view, But the atmosphere around it, Is making me feel so blue. Baby you're washing away, All the colors I found in you. And the flowers do need water, Or they’ll fade and eventually die, My tears won’t make the rain fall, The desert will always be dry. I will plant my garden elsewhere, Kissing you goodbye. Copyright © 2006 by C Hottran

Suits Me Well
You scored as Ankh. The Ankh is a representation of life. You are inspired by life, and all its splendor, and you feel you are empowered by your symbol.Ankh88%Biohazard75%Skull63%Cross50%Swastika0%What's your symbol?created with QuizFarm.com

Blah Blah Blah
ok so this is my first blog on LC. so i dont really know what to talk about but i was talkin to my friend jim aka sublime and he said blog the shit out of it. not really sure what that means but i decided to give it a try. so im just sittin here bein really bored and that is about it. well gotta go for now. oh yeah almost forgot. sublime u rock and ur photo is super hot.

Hey Ladies If You Want Access To My Girls Only Folder
if you want access to my girls only folder just send me a message asking and i'll make you a member of my family. you have to be a friend first so add me if your not. this folder is for the ladies only. just send me a pm asking me for access and i'll add you.

Guys Are.. Whats The Word....
Boys at Hampton High School who think they are "MEN" are stupid, immature, gay, selfish, and just..... weird!! Have you ever wondered why a guy only wants something until he has it.. then it isnt good enough anymore. I hate boys that do that, all they think about are themselves. You give a whole year and a half of your life to them and then they drop you like it wasnt a big deal. Time goes by his life gets screwed up and then one day he is gonna call you up and hope everything is okay. What the fuck is that how they gonna expect they can just get with you after they done all that stupid stuff!! And yes you forgive them but your not gonan put yourself threw that again. You know that it will just happen again. And even though you hate him for what he did you know there will always be a part of you that when he looks at you in the hall makes you think of how happpy you were. It makes me wonder if girls will ever forget the people they love/care about. Will they ever lea

What A Country
What a country......................................... 5 million of our older Americans have not signed up yet for their Medicare, Part D, drug plan------they are old and confused. We are not going to grant them an extension. However, 12 million illegal aliens are in our country and we are going to allow them to stay, protest, procreate, receive support monies, attend schools, avoid paying income taxes, have our teachers take 300 hours of ESL (English as a Second Language) training at our expense, etc. WE MUST REALLY DISLIKE OUR OLD PEOPLE. If it pisses you off, pass it on, if it doesn't, shame on you.

Mirrors
Take a walk inside my mind you see mirrors. Reflections, your face. Time and place gone, and yet forever captured. Joy, pain, laughter, fear feelings held dear. Emotions run deep. Pools of thought drift to the past seep into present. Mirrors, I reflect Colors, a spectrum red, green, blue light, dark, misty gray reminding of another day gone by

Its Yor Day!!!!!!!
Today is International Disadvantaged People's Day. Please send an encouraging message to a retarded friend, just as I've done. I don't care if you lick windows, interfere with farm animals, vote liberal or occasionally shit yourself....... You hang in there sunshine, You're fucking special.........

*starts To Drool*
I like all RPGs no matter what it is I have never played one I don't like....... hum well I like almost every game I have ever played there aren't very many games I diss like but if you like RPGs or any other games give me a shout!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hoobastank -crawling In The Dark
HOOBASTANK LYRICS "Crawling In The Dark" I will dedicate And sacrifice my everything for just a second's worth Of how my story's ending And I wish I could know if the directions that I take And all the choices that I make won't end up all for nothing Show me what it's for Make me understand it I've been crawling in the dark looking for the answer Is there something more than what i've been handed? I've been crawling in the dark looking for the answer Help me carry on Assure me it's ok to use my heart and not my eyes To navigate the darkness Will the ending be ever coming suddenly? Will I ever get to see the ending to my story? Show me what it's for Make me understand it I've been crawling in the dark looking for the answer Is there something more than what i've been handed? I've been crawling in the dark looking for the answer So when and how will I know? How much further do I have to go? How much longer until I finally know? Because I'm looking and I just

**i Got A Job!!!**
I started my job finally.....so im not sure how much I will be on here. Just remember that I love you all and I will stay in touch!! Take care of urselves and show me some luv while Im working!

Roller Derby
So yeah I am a roller derby girl with the Reno league, Battle Born Derby Demons, I am affectionately known as Rayne of Destruction. We have practice 2 times a week, and we have the Chico California girls coming up here the weekend of thanksgiving for a bout, gonna be so much fun!!!! Rayne

Missing You
I LOVE DIS SONG ITS SOO SAD IT COMPARES WITH ME WELL NOT REELY CUZ ONCE I HAD A DREAM DAT I LOST DA LOVE OF MA LIFE I KNOW ITS A DREAM BUT MA DREAMS USUALLY COME TRUE AND WHEN I WOKE UP IN REAL LIFE I STARTED CRYIN BECAUSE I WAS SCARED IT WAS GONNA HAPPEN ..SO FAR IT HASNT HAPPENED AND I HOPE IT DOESNT-AT LEAST NOT BEFORE I TELL HIM HOW I FEEL ABOUT HIM [LONG STORY-IT GOES BACK 3 YEARS 1/2] =(( MISSING YOU - FIRST LADY MMMMMMM OH, IM MISSING YOU BABY IM MISSING YOU OH…………………… BABY IM MISSING YOU SPOKEN: THINGS WILL NEVER BE THE SAME WITHOUT YOU. WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS, I DIDN’T EVEN GET ONE LAST KISS, FROM YOU, OH BABY, GOD TOOK YOUR LOVE FROM ME, HE NEEDED AN ANGEL SO IT SEEMS, I NEED TO FEEL YOUR HANDS ALL OVER ME, I NEED TO FEEL YOU KISSING ME, I NEED TO FEEL YOU HOLDING ME, I NEED TO FEEL YOUR TOUCH, CUZ I MISS YOUR LOVE SO MUCH, AND I, CANT KEEP ON LIVING THIS WAY, I NEED YOU HERE WITH ME, WHY DID HE TAKE YOU AWAY, FROM ME, ITS HARD FOR

True...
Since the first day I saw you, I've never been the same. My life's been so confusing, and you're the one to blame . . . I was in a relationship already; I had been for awhile. We were having so many problems, so I never really smiled. Then one day, when I was sad, you cheered me up and made me glad. We fell in love, and that was good; but since I was taken, I knew I never should - I never should have loved you; this shouldn't have happened to me. You always made me happy, and you opened my eyes to see. I saw that my future was clear, and oh so true; so then I broke it off with him to start a relationship with you. You were always good to me, until that dreadful day. I can't believe I caught you with her, and you had nothing to say. You always said you'd be true to me, and now I know you lied. You lied to me and hurt me, and so every night I cried. I cried because you hurt me, and soon it will happen to you; you know this would have never hap

For All You Have Done For Me...
I don't know how you do it, The way you make me feel Like I was some type of fruit peel You would toss to the side and later throw away. You picked me from the others - Oh, why did you pick me? So you could reveal the inside, What is hidden deep within me. All the ugly scars that you couldn't see. Exploit me to the world, So it could disassemble me, Then come running back to pick me up To put me back together, Just the way you wanted me. Oh yes, you are my savior, To be right there for me. And when you fall asleep tonight, With your back turned to me, I will show you my appreciation For all you have done for me

I Carry Your Heart With Me
I carry your heart with me (I carry it in my heart) I am never without it (anywhere I go you go, my dear; and whatever is done by only me is your doing, my darling) I fear no fate (for you are my fate, my sweet) I want no world (for beautiful your are my world, my true) and it's you are whatever a moon as always meant and whatever a sun will always sing is you here is the deepest secret nobody knows (here is the root of the root and the bud of the bud and the sky of the sky of a tree called life; which grows higher than the soul can hope or mind can hide) and this is the wonder that's keeping the stars apart I carry your heart (I carry it in my heart) ~e.e. cummings (In true e.e. cummings form this would be completely lowercase, but the e-mail that I saved it in had the beginning of each sentence capitalized. Also, you'll notice that he doesn't end his sentences with punctuation. I'm pretty sure that was also part of his style.)

Sorry...
I'm sorry for everything you've been through It must've been very hard on you I'm sorry for all that's been said and done I was the moon, you were the sun I'm sorry for not making everything right But the situation I was in, was very tight I'm sorry for not lending you a hand If only I could be a better friend I'm sorry if it seemed like I didn't care Lucky for you, your special- someone was there I'm sorry for breaking your heart For forgiveness, where do I start?

Deal??
You forgive me for liking you too much, And I'll forgive you for not liking me enough. You forgive me for missing you so, And I'll forgive you for being so cold. You forgive me for the loud racing of my heart, And I'll forgive you for not hearing it. You forgive me for playing your games, And I'll forgive you for toying with my emotions. You forgive me for finding you so attractive, And I'll forgive you for not noticing. You forgive me for raising you up so high, And I'll forgive you for bringing me down so low. You forgive me for wanting to be with you, And I'll forgive you for avoiding me. You forgive me for being so pathetic, And I'll forgive you for taking advantage of it. You forgive me for not being able to let go, And I'll forgive you for never having latched on. You forgive me for having hopes and dreams, And I'll forgive you for crushing them. Forgiveness brings inner peace. Do we have a deal?

What Old School Disney Villain Are You?
What Old School Disney Villain Are You? Maleficent (Sleeping Beauty)I have two words for you: Bad Ass. You can turn into a dragon! Alright, probably not you, but Maleficent could. You have a brilliant ability to hold a grudge, and you build up small slights into massive wrongs overnight to justify to scary tirades you're prone to. You might want to look into the ancient concept of Forgive and Forget. Just a thought. On the other hand, that whole dragon business is way cool, so I think you're alright.Take The Quiz Now!Quizzes by myYearbook.com

Garage Party
I went to the Harley Davidson garage party last night... was alot of fun....Harley has just started the garage parties and we were one of the first dealerships to host it. A garage party is for women who don't know a whole lot about motorcycles and they come to the dealership and learn different things. We went from station to station learning different things.... We all got to try on leather jackets, chaps, hats, etc.. and got our picture taken with it on.... then we went to the service dept. and learned basic things about a bike, then they leaned the bike over on it's side and showed us how to pick it up easily.... the Harley Garage party even hit the news!! Had alot of fun last night.

Just To Make U Lol
Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker? A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again. Q. What's a mixed feeling? A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car. Q. What's the height of conceit? A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name. Q. What's the definition of macho? A. Jogging home from your vasectomy. Q. What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball? A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball Q. Do you know how New Zealanders practice safe sex? A. They spray paint X's on the back of the sheep that kick! Q. Why is divorce so expensive? A. Because it's worth it! Q. What is a Yankee? A. The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone. Q. What do Tupperware and a walrus have in common? A. They both like a tight seal. Q. What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common? A. Their balls are just for decoration. Q.What is the difference between "ooooooh"and "aaaaaaah"? A. Abo

Dad's Tapes
Her dad didn't even know that she knew about his cache of X-rated videos he had hidden on the top shelf of bed room closet. Danni had found them purely by accident when she was looking for an extra blanket last winter. What she found under the blanket, was a box filled with about twenty videos that had just about every type of sexual orientation you could imagine! When her folks were gone, she would take one out and watch it, totally fascinated by the action on the screen. Being eighteen, she had heard of some of the things she saw, like the gay and lesbian stuff, but when it came to the transsexual tapes, well that was just TOO much!!! What she found that really turned her on was watching two women make love to each other, or a man with a very big penis getting it sucked, and while she had never done either one, when ever she watched them her little pussy would start to itch in the worst way! It was while watching these films that she really learned how to reach an orgasm, and came to

Do You Really Read??
i was wondering if all you beautiful ladies actually read all the comments we leave on your picts... i know you get bombarded with comments (and ratings)from the second you post a pict.... be honest now...

My First Blog Here
I'm new here. I tend to be a loner. I am a manager of a business, and am Pagan. I have 2 boys from a previous relationship. I have an ex-girlfriend who is the ultimate bitch from hell. I have a wonderful girlfriend now. Life is going really well at this point.

Absence
Absence by Matthew Arnold (1822 - 1888) In this fair stranger’s eyes of grey Thine eyes, my love, I see. I shudder: for the passing day Had borne me far from thee. This is the curse of life: that not A nobler calmer train Of wiser thoughts and feelings blot Our passions from our brain; But each day brings its petty dust Our soon-chok’d souls to fill, And we forget because we must, And not because we will. I struggle towards the light; and ye, Once-long’d-for storms of love! If with the light ye cannot be, I bear that ye remove. I struggle towards the light; but oh, While yet the night is chill, Upon Time’s barren, stormy flow, Stay with me, Marguerite, still!

Tasting Your Secret Delights
you glow like the light of the harvest moon soft golden rays to fill my starry heart your sweet breath teases my naked skin so warm and moist like a southern breeze your scent the perfume of night blooming flowers your taste salty and tangy like the warm sea air your body trembles at my slightest touch a willow tree, shook by the lusty wind your mossy rise is so dewy and inviting, softly, and seductively, it calls out me... to kneel and taste your secret delights lost in a vortex of your endless desire as the harvest moon looms overhead and bathes our flesh in it's soothing light

What Do You Do....?
When the world seems tottally unreal? When you feel disconected and part of some other reality that floats around.... Nothing I have seen or done in the last few days seems real anymore. Doesn't seem to have an impact. Nothing good and nothing bad. I could stand in the middle of the street and scream to the high heavens and nothing would matter. People wouldn't even turn to look. What do I do?

Razor's Edge
she danced suspended caught in a web between sweet pleasure and pain a moth whirls around a flame lithe ballerina twirls along a razors edge graceful are her steps she dances without fear wild and free she moves arms reaching for heaven safe in knowing no doubt he would never let her fall

Some Of Your Taste
I need to take you in my strong arms let me hold you oh so close and tight our sighs rising high into the heavens rocking wrapped up in sweet delight You know I'll never ever let you go I yearn to kiss your lush warm lips till we melt blissful in love's wild fire in a dance eternal, joined at the hip I want you to know my heart's pure voice hear me pour out my feelings for you to shout them at the boundless sky so strong, so deep, so clear so true love's feast calls us to this moment no reason needed, for what we do I have a gnawing hunger in my soul always aching for just a taste of you

Don't You Just Hate It...
...when someone that doesn't even have big tits and doesn't even look like a girl puts herself out there and stoners leave her comments saying, "You're so hot!", "I wish I were in the shower with you..", "Quit teasing me and just take the towel off..". This girl has size negative boobs, is a twig, uni-brow, and looks like a male. You know how she makes up for her loss of boobs?... her boyfriend. He has bigger boobs than me! They both know they're not MY friends and Alex is barely even talking to them, showing that he is not interested in them what-so-ever, even though the girl keeps telling me how "in love" she is with him, more than I ever could! Even though we don't get along AT ALL, she still comes to check my profile and sends Alex gifts and nice comments saying she misses him. -_- When the opportunity arrises, I WILL beat the shit out of her and her big titted boy toy for all their stupid shit. Oh! Almost forgot to throw in this little detail... Her boy toy, not even

Attention Attention Please
I WANT TO ANNOUNCE THAT MY 14 YEAR OLD GRANDSON THAT IN THE TOUCH OF GOLD MARCHING BAND. FROM DENISON TEXAS. AND HE MADE THE FIRST LINE. HE PLAYS THE FRENCH HORN AND TRUMPET. I AM SO PROUD OF HIM. HE IS ONLY A 9TH GRADER

Thanks Tazzy! Reposting What Was In Her Blog..
I knew about the red light on cars, but not the *77. It was about 1:00 p.m. in the afternoon, and Lauren was driving to visit a friend. An UNMARKED police car pulled up behind her and put his lights on. Lauren's parents have always told her never to pull over for an unmarked car on the side of the road, but rather to wait until they get to a gas station, etc. Lauren had actually listened to her parents advice, and promptly called *77 on her cell phone to tell the police dispatcher that she would not pull over right away. She proceeded to tell the dispatcher that there was an unmarked police car with a flashing red light on his rooftop behind her. The dispatcher checked to see if there were police cars where she was and there weren't, and he told her to keep driving, remain calm and that he had back up already on the way. Ten minutes later 4 cop cars surrounded her and the unmarked car behind her. One policeman went to her side and the others surrounded the car behind.

Giving Your Girl Oral Pleasure
Sex pleasure in woman is a kind of magic spell; it demands complete abandon; if words or movements oppose the magic of caresses, the spell is broken... Giving your girl oral pleasure ******************************** For more ideas on how to please your woman or spice up your personal life, TeaseHer,PleaseHer.Do not hesitate to ask me. Getting her a little worked up before diving in is always appreciated. Start out by kissing her on her mouth, move your kisses down her body but not onto her pussy right away. Kiss and lick her inner thighs. Gently run your fingers around her outer lips. Take things SLOWLY. Giving a woman good oral isn't just about giving her an orgasm, it's about giving her pleasure and orgasm isn't the only pleasure, the whole process should be enjoyed. Keep in mind that some women have extremely sensitive clits and can't take much direct action on them...meanwhile there are others who will love it if you suck hard on their exposed clits. Some steady u

Farewell, Ungrateful Traitor !
Farewell, Ungrateful Traitor! by John Dryden (1631 - 1700) Farewell, ungrateful traitor! Farewell, my perjur'd swain! Let never injur'd woman Believe a man again. The pleasure of possessing Surpasses all expressing, But 'tis too short a blessing, And love too long a pain. 'Tis easy to deceive us In pity of your pain, But when we love, you leave us To rail at you in vain. Before we have descried it, There is no joy beside it, But she that once has tried it Will never love again. The passion you pretended Was only to obtain, But once the charm is ended, The charmer you disdain. Your love by ours we measure Till we have lost our treasure, But dying is a pleasure When living is a pain.

Sooo
i just finished watching one of the most depressing movies ever. It was FEVER PITCH. some of you may ask why a movie about the redsox with jimmy fallon is depressing. well the whole story line of being in love and having a girl who sits by your side and loves your team as much as you do. its something i havent had, and more more reach day its looking like its something i never will have. I cant seem to find that special buckeye fan for me. oh well, damn depressing movies.

Sex Tips For Him To Pleasure Her
All About The Penis: Sex tips for him to pleasure her This post has more tips for men to use so that they can help their partner reach higher levels of sexual pleasure. There's another page or two of tips for women who want to increase their partner's sexual pleasure located here. *************************** Please submit your own sexually stimulating tips here! *************************** Understand her sexual drive varies from day to day. A woman's sexual cycle depends on her hormones, which in turn determine how much she desires sex and how sexy she feels. If you're in a regular relationship, you could keep a chart of her cycle and her sexy periods, so that you know when sex is most likely to happen. But in general, the sexiest times are immediately before and after her period. ******* Understand what turns her on. ******* First, she needs to trust you. This not necessarily the same as being relaxed - it means having a perception in her mind that she

Please Keep It Goin!!
This is a repost from the bulletins. Before the crash I had put out a post about having a special weekend for Ray and Cindy, as most will know its touch or go whether Ray will survive. After todays tests Cindy is a little more hopeful. So I thought it would be a moving tribute to them all that for the weekend as many as possible displayed the CF ribbon as our display pictures. These can be ripped from here HOT SEXY BBW @ LostCherry froggiefucker @ LostCherry crazydave @ LostCherry (repost of original by 'crazydave' on '2006-10-26 12:50:49') (repost of original by 'SEXYBIBBW WITH THE GOOD PUDDIN' on '2006-10-26 13:06:45') (repost of original by 'crazydave' on '2006-10-26 13:24:41') (repost of original by 'SapphireSkies' on '2006-10-26 13:50:01') (repost of original by 'crazydave' on '2006-10-26 15:34:25') (repost of original by '~*BrattyBytch*~' on '2006-10-26 15:37:50') (repost of original by 'Lady Shannon ~ BITCH FAMILY' on '2006-10-26 15:47:08') (

If Ya Wanna Know
I havent checked this in a while, and Im sorry to all those who have been trying to reach me....I have been really busy with work....plus as most of u know I am now 9 months pregnant.....waiting for my son to pop out all ready...lol. My husband and I are very anxious for the birth of our baby boy, but I gotta tell ya...no matter how experienced I am with kiddos...I am still really scared.....wondering how we are going to juggle four dogs...almost 8 day care kids, plus my 8 year old daughter, and a newborn baby....little overwhelming...did I spell that right? Anyway...my pregnancy has been very high risk but now he wont come out.....hes already showing how stubborn he is...lol I know everything will work out the way its supposed to and we are all going to be very busy but happy people.....Pregnancy hormones are sure trying to get the best of me...thats for sure.... P.S. If anyone knows someone who would like to have a small white male dog (Bichon Frise- not fixed) one is 5 years old

My Life As A Blog
Hey this is a first what the hell is a blog,so u think u can get in my head? do u want to? well what do u want to know. I'm weird i don't care my life is weird but i don't care about that either, I don't like the president very much,there are dozens of preying mantises outside my house that look like aliens probably are, surveilancing me, because i'm valuable to the government or so my friend Hayes said but he's weird to so maybe we both lost our minds I hope so! And they do look like aliens!

For Her
The tips on this page are to help a woman please her man. You can find more tips like this in this Masturbating your man - some ideas. 1 Apply lots of lube such as Probe, Astroglide or Sex Grease (yes, that's a real product!) to both hands. Loop the fingers and thumb of one hand around the base of the shaft of his penis so that your fingers and thumb encircle it. Move your fingers up to the head of his penis in a single continuous motion, and when you get to the top, move the palm of your hand over the head of his penis in a sweeping motion, so that the soft flesh of your palm circles and sweeps over every part of his glans. Then run your fingers and thumbs back down his shaft and repeat the whole motion. The sensation he gets when you move your palm over his glans is exquisite. 2 Lube your hands, then intertwine your fingers as if you were clasping your hands. Bring your thumbs together, leaving a gap between fingers and thumbs large enough for his penis. Then run your

The Dream
The Dream by Edna St. Vincent Millay (1892 - 1950) Love, if I weep it will not matter, And if you laugh I shall not care; Foolish am I to think about it, But it is good to feel you there. Love, in my sleep I dreamed of waking, White and awful the moonlight reached Over the floor, and somewhere, somewhere There was a shutter loose - it screeched! Swung in the wind - and no wind blowing - I was afraid and turned to you, Put out my hand to you for comfort - And you were gone! Cold as the dew, Under my hand the moonlight lay! Love, if you laugh I shall not care, But if I weep it will not matter - Ah, it is good to feel you there.

Nothing.....
there's absolutely nothing that i can do nor say to change what has happened. put the blame on me.... for we all know that's where it needs to lay. put all of the hate and all of the sorrow onto me... for i cannot change it. it's easy to hate a stranger they say... everything can be their fault and the blame can be put solely onto them.... without regret... without remorse... without another thought... so if you need to hate me.... if you need to scorn.... then do it... for it is what i'm used to... it's what i've lived with... what is one more soul to add to the pain of mine? i'm sorry.... i'm sorry i cannot undo the things i've done. the only thought that comes to mind is to give my happiness for the one that was lost. if it will make you happy.... if it would make the pain less... know this... know that i regret... know that i cry... know that i am sorry. there's nothing else i can do to fix what i did to you.

I'm Finaly Done ...... Well Almost Anyway
Hello ... Finaly I am done ... well almost anyway with the big upload of my latest pictures. Here is the link to thealbum. http://ImageEvent.com/bspow1/vizcayaandmore I hope everyone likes one or two of them atleast. Anyway if you visit my photo site please post an entry in my guest book just to say hi or tell me what mystakes im making.. what picture is your fav. The guest book link i think is on the left hand bottom corner of the album page ... hmmm now i need to find models .....ummm local??? ... lol besides myself.. I suck ;) or is it lick.... or both.... I wish....

From You I Have Been Absent
From You Have I Been Absent by William Shakespeare (1564 - 1616) From you have I been absent in the spring, When proud-pied April, dress'd in all his trim, Hath put a spirit of youth in everything, That heavy Saturn laugh'd and leap'd with him. Yet nor the lays of birds, nor the sweet smell Of different flowers in odour and in hue, Could make me any summer's story tell, Or from their proud lap pluck them where they grew; Nor did I wonder at the Lily's white, Nor praise the deep vermillion in the Rose; They were but sweet, but figures of delight, Drawn after you, you pattern of all those. Yet seem'd it Winter still, and, you away, As with your shadow I with these did play.

Run Away....
Im jus sitting here, Throwing my life away, Living my life, Day by day, Wishing and wanting, So much more, This life, I no longer adore, I don't like these faces, The glares that i get, To run and hide, Would be my best bet, I will run, Run away, I've ran so long, Now I'm a stray, I will come back, Maybe, someday, But for now, I will remain far away,

New
I really dont know how to work this thing yet, so please bare with me while I try to figure it out... I'm sorry if I take too long to respond... :-) Thanks guys!!! Oh, dont be afraid to talk to me either... I'm nice. I swear!!! HAHA Manda

*77 A Must Know
YOU MUST KNOW *77 I knew about the red light on cars, but not the *77. It was about 1:00 p.m. in the afternoon, and Lauren was driving to visit a friend. An UNMARKED police car pulled up behind her and put his lights on. Lauren's parents have always told her never to pull over for an unmarked car on the side of the road, but rather to wait until they get to a gas station, etc. Lauren had actually listened to her parents advice, and promptly called *77 on her cell phone to tell the police dispatcher that she would not pull over right away. She proceeded to tell the dispatcher that there was an unmarked police car with a flashing red light on his rooftop behind her. The dispatcher checked to see if there were police cars where she was and there weren't, and he told her to keep driving, remain calm and that he had back up already on the way. Ten minutes later 4 cop cars surrounded her and the unmarked car behind her. One policeman went to her side and the o

Life!!
Appreciation In Its Purest Form Life Maybe we are meant to meet the wrong people before meeting the right one so that when we finally meet the right person, we will know how to be grateful for that gift. Maybe when the door of happiness closes, another opens, but often times we look so long at the closed door that we don't see the one which has been opened for us. Maybe the best kind of friend is the kind you can sit on a porch and swing with, never say a word, and then walk away feeling like it was the best conversation you've ever had. Maybe it is true that we don't know what we have got until we lose it, but it is also true that we don't know what we have been missing until it arrives. Giving someone all your love is never an assurance that they will love you back. Don't expect love in return; just wait for it to grow in their heart; but if it does not, be content it grew in yours. It takes only a minute to get a crush on someone, an hour to like someone, and

Reminded...
As we lay there quiet I was reminded of all the reasons why I lust you Your smile, and the way it teased at me seductively Your laugh, and the way it tempted me Your eyes, and the way they seem to hypnotize me As we sat there silent I was reminded of all the reasons why I love you Your smile, and the way it brings such life into me Your laugh, and the way it makes everything okay Your eyes, and the way they seem to read my thoughts As we stand here now I am reminded of all the reasons why I hate you Your smile, and the way it confuses me Your laugh, and the way it seems to mock me Your eyes, and the way they can look into mine and not feel a thing

Tight To Your Breast
With My head jacked into heaven song My mouth pressed tight to your breast legs round Me as we rock so slow riding the white light express your body trembles as you dance on me to the music of our sighs and moans you move above me with feline grace hips swaying, baby give it up to me your back arches, you cry to Me take me deep and make it flow I feel you squeeze me oh so tight ride me hard till first light I feel your gentle shower fall the first rain of many to come that bathe me on a stormy night riding the white light express

Really?
She remembers it all, All the people who had said They cared, but did they really? She remembers it all, The sound of laughter and How happy she'd been, but was she really? She remembers it all, His arms around her and He said "I love you," but did he really? She remembers it all, The pain she'd felt when he left, How her heart ached, but was it really? She remembers it all, The feeling of being so alone, The feeling no one cared, but did they really? But now they'll remember her, Staring at the knife in her hand How easy to slit her wrists, but will she really?

Alabama Preacher
> The Alabama preacher said to his congregation, "Someone in this congregation > has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This is a horrible lie > and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed and do > not intend to accept this. Now, I want the party who did this to stand and > ask forgiveness from God and this Christian family." > > No one moved. > > The preacher continued, "Do you have the nerve to face me and admit this is > a falsehood? Remember, you will be forgiven and in your heart you will feel > glory. Now stand and confess your transgression." > > Again all was quiet. > > Then slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blonde with a body that would stop traffic > rose from the third pew. Her head was bowed and her voice quivered as she > spoke, "Reverend there has been a terrible misunderstanding. I never said > you were a member of the Ku Klux Klan. I simply told a couple of my friends > that you were a wizard under the sheets

Just A Little Longer...
Desolation, Wide open space, Between the trees and me, Emptiness and me, Confusion and decisions, Feelings hard to define, And I say to myself, Just a little longer, Coldness seeps Its way in, I am falling deeper, Into what I fear most, As I reach out, There is nothing there, As possible there was something once, Only to be gone, And I say to myself, Just a little longer, The sun drops, The last inch of light falls, The squirrels more likely to be huddled up, But not me, Something I never possessed, And I say to myself, Just a little longer, Then the sun has gone, Darkness spreads its wings over me, I see nothing so no one sees me, Feeling of bitterness only, And I say to myself, Just a little longer, An Owl peers down, With question in her eyes, She doesn't have a hope, In helping me, As she doesn't see my pain, Spreads her wings, Passes me by, And I say to myself, Just a little longer, The soft earth, Seems the only thing holdin

Sadness
Am I to be happy? I dwell so deep within myself that I have never seen the light of day. The past never happened, the future will never come, and the present isn't real. Depression is a part of everyday life. The birds chirp for someone else, The day warms the lives of everyone, but me. Happiness lies near, but my mind won't let my heart reach for it, and happiness never knew. I live in a prison, solitary confinement. Fear is my guard. Nothing stops happiness from reaching me, only me from it. I am sure that if I can ever grasp it that the barrier will be forever shattered. How do you break through invisible bars? What is it like to touch something you've never had? I am confined to myself, Just me and my sadness.

Breathe A Sigh
Let me down slow and easy Cause there ain't nothin' I can do I hope and pray my faith won't leave me When it comes down to me and you Try a little tenderness I die a little For a long lost sweet caress You lyin' next to me Fulfilled some destiny I wanna cry But I breathe a sigh Just a little bit of letting go I don't want you to know I wanna cry But I breathe a sigh Overflow of emotion And a hurt that'll never heal If you close the door forever The fate of pain is sealed Try a little tenderness I die a little For a long lost sweet caress I more than long for your affection I tell you know that ain't so Not even gentle persuasion Is ever gonna let me go Won't you let me breathe

Life....
going to cali Current mood: bitchy most days i want to be in the hotel california.... to be in such a lovely place and to surounded by our owne devices ... , at least u wouldent be filled with false hope like we are around here. u would know what to look foward to every day when u woke up , knowing u can never leave .this damn place is filled full of fake people , people who can only start drama the moment theay wake up , or theay tell u one thing and turn around and do another , im sick of it . be truthfull in what u do and say i sat here and asked my self today what is this life worth . i have a fue relly good friends , and i have a wonderfull daughter who i love more than life its self . but i always wonder day in and day out , what is this life for ? i try to drink it away , it dose no good , i try to take a fue pills hoping it will take the pain away ... it dose no good . i keep waking up in this fucked up nightmare and freddy kruger is the towns mayor... controling

Well Ya Know
Well I am new on here.. I usually am on MySpace and I never even knew about this place, my homeboy told me about it.. Now that I have been on here I cant get off.. Well So anyone feels like being chatty hit me up.. I am into Females so holla at me if you like to get down.. Love The DuD

Love Bites
"Love Bites" If you've got love in your sights Watch out, love bites When you make love, do you look in the mirror? Who do you think of, does he look like me? Do you tell lies and say that it's forever? Do you think twice, or just touch 'n' see? Ooh babe ooh yeah When you're alone, do you let go? Are you wild 'n' willin' or is it just for show? Ooh c'mon I don't wanna touch you too much baby 'Cos making love to you might drive me crazy I know you think that love is the way you make it So I don't wanna be there when you decide to break it No! Love bites, love bleeds It's bringin' me to my knees Love lives, love dies It's no surprise Love begs, love pleads It's what I need When I'm with you are you somewhere else? Am I gettin' thru or do you please yourself? When you wake up will you walk out? It can't be love if you throw it about Ooh babe I don't wanna touch you too much baby 'Cos making love to you might drive me crazy

I Try And I Try
i try and i try to be nice and never hurt anyones feelings and as a wooman i should know better than to trust another woman with anything. woman who are unhappy look to cause as much pain as they can to others even if they dont know them. they are so unhappy theirselves it doesnt mattr who they hurt. or how disrepsecting they get. as long as they coz others pain. some women dont even respect their selfs so why sould i think they would respect another person or another persons happiness.

Geronimo...his Own Story...1c
Part I: The Apaches Early Life I was born in No-doyohn Canon, Arizona, June, 1829. In that country which lies around the head waters of the Gila River I was reared. This range was our fatherland; among these mountains our wigwams were hidden; the scattered valleys contained our fields; the boundless prairies, stretching away on every side, were our pastures; the rocky caverns were our burying places. I was fourth in a family of eight children-- four boys and four girls. Of that family, only myself, my brother, Porico, and my sister, Nah-da-ste , are yet alive. We are held as prisoners of war in this Military Reservation (Fort Sill). As a babe I rolled on the dirt floor of my father's tepee, hung in my tsoch (Apache name for cradle) at my mother's back, or suspended from the bough of a tree. I was warmed by the sun, rocked by the winds, and sheltered by the trees as other Indian babes. When a child my mother taught me the legends of our people; taught me of the sun and sky

Geronimo...his Own Story...1b
Part I: The Apaches Subdivisions of the Apache Tribe The Apache Indians are divided into six sub tribes. To one of these, the Be-don-ko-he, I belong. Our tribe inhabited that region of mountainous country which lies west from the east line of Arizona, and south from the head waters of the Gila River. East of us lived the Chi-hen-ne (Ojo Caliente), (Hot Springs) Apaches. Our tribe never had any difficulty with them. Victoria, their chief (first portrait), was always a friend to me. He always helped our tribe when we asked him for help. He lost his life in the defense of the rights of his people. He was a good man and a brave warrior. His son Charlie now lives here in this reservation with us. North of us lived the White Mountain Apaches. They were not always on the best of terms with our tribe, yet we seldom had any war with them. I knew their chief, Hash-ka-ai-la, personally, and I considered him a good warrior. Their range was next to that of the Navajo Indians, who were

Geronimo...his Own Story...1a
Part I: The Apaches Origins of the Apache Indians In the beginning the world was covered with darkness. There was no sun, no day. The perpetual night had no moon or stars. There were, however, all manner of beasts and birds. Among the beasts were many hideous, nameless monsters, as well as dragons, lions, tigers, wolves, foxes, beavers, rabbits, squirrels, rats, mice, and all manner of creeping things such as lizards and serpents. Mankind could not prosper under such conditions, for the beasts and serpents destroyed all human offspring. All creatures had the power of speech and were gifted with reason. There were two tribes of creatures: the birds or the feathered tribe and the beasts. The former were organized wider their chief, the eagle. These tribes often held councils, and the birds wanted light admitted. This the beasts repeatedly refused to do. Finally the birds made war against the beasts. The beasts were armed with clubs, but the eagle had taught his tribe to

Prisoners Of Wild Desires
for we are both prisoners of wild desire and we will never be free to be alone again there are chains of love that bind us tight a lover's pact made between me and you she smiles so sweetly and softly calls to me her eyes say that she will be always be mine her lush lips open to invite my fevered kiss locked in love's embrace till the end of time for we are both prisoners of wild desire and we will never be free to be alone again there are chains of love that bind us tight love's bonds forged in passion's fire for we are both prisoners of wild desire burning all day and through darkest night these chains that bind our hearts so tight a lover's pact made between me and you

Movie Quiz
You scored as Monty Python adn the Holy Grail. You scored as "Monty Python and the Holy Grail". The funniest movie in the world, Monty Python is nothing but laughs. This movie takes you through the quest for the Holy Grail with a bunch of zany knights who havn't got a clue.Monty Python adn the Holy Grail100%Spider Man72%Godzilla67%The Birds67%Matrix61%Pearl Harbor50%The Ghost and Mr. Chicken45%The Lord of the Rings45%Jurassic Park44%A Knight's Tale33%Scooby Doo

Memories Of The Virgin Fuck
Hello sweetheart. with all my love and on all ur places without leaving an inch of space. It was late evening and the thunder of lighting with slow shower of rain has started and the wind was blowing rather fast.. My room is situated on the roof of my home. All alone single big bedroom with attached bathroom and a small changing room.. The balcony of your home and Your room is also very close to my room. Many a times i keep looking at you without your knowledge. Many a times i have seen you naked while you change your dress. I have even seen you massaging and patting your PUSSY with one hand and squeezing your tits with another. You are totally unaware that i am looking at you with my throbbing DICK. It was difficult to control myself but I know that you were getting married after 20 days. Whenever you see me while going to college,and whenever you come in my home to see my sister, you just smiles at me. I dont know if you have seen me looking at you naked and while you play with

Bars Losed In Cities Visited By The Pope? Shenanigans!
I was reading Google news today, to find that cities where the pope was visiting were closing their taverns and not selling alcohol in grocery stores or restaurants while the pope was in town. (read the article here http://bcc.rcav.org/06-06-05/intl5.htm) This kind of behavior will not be tolerated. As the pope, I demand that when I visit your city, all of your bars and taverns best be opened. If you want to maintain order and show respect for the pope, you better not only have all of your bars and taverns opened, but make sure that there are enough adult beverages for this Pontiff and my congregation. It is not a small sacrifice to close bars on a papal visit, but it is all out sacrilege! It will be financially devestating for you to close your bars on a papal visit. Remember this. My congregation is thirsty, and we come with cash in hand. Lava hot springs did not close their bars while the pope was in town, but they ran out of liquor. Later they ran the pope out of tow

Like Me Real Hard
We've had such a great time In these past two months I never laughed so much In my life It's been all about us Since that time we had That intimate talk Suddenly your actin' strange Plus your conversation Just upped and changed Is it because your afraid What you feelin' for me Is the beginning of a New heart break? Hear me when I say You ain't gotta Give me your love You ain't gotta Say I'm your one You ain't gotta Tell me where you be 'Cause you ain't Obligated to me I'm not sayin' that You should just Rush and give me Your heart I'm just askin' that you Like me real hard Just like me real hard You know just like I know We've been broken by love And we both need time to heal That's why In this short amount of time We've grown so close 'Cause you relate to Everything I feel So let's not complicate things By placing titles on you and I But what we can do Before we make the next move We gotta find the perfect Reason why So believe me when

Ode To Q-tips
Q-tips, oh how I love thee. What an amazing invention you are With little swabs of cotton on the end of a stick Such a useful little device I can clean the little spots out in my car such a good cleaning tool you are I can pick my nose, although a kleenex will suffice and I can clean out my ears Oh how I love to clean out my ears First thing in the morning, you are what I seek before showering, washing my hair, shaving or washing my face in the sink Your box says dont put you in my ear But I don't listen If you werent meant for my ear, you wouldn't be shaped like the hole in my ear. I love you q-tip I insert you into my ear, and give it a little spin and then it feels good, so I do it again and again. all of the ear wax, leaves on your tip then to the other ear, to finish the trip At time I get creative, and put different chemicals on you Sometimes its rubbing alcohol, menthol or regular what a great sensation, and I learned this from Demi Moore my favorite is pe

I Am A Traditionalist
I am the Traditionalist "Guardians pride themselves on being dependable, helpful and hard-working" The Traditionalist type prefers belonging and disprefers not belonging. The Traditionalist prefers: Belonging. Support. Tradition. Security. Commerce. Peace. Accord. Comfortableness. Order. Peacefulness. Quiescence. Silence. Truce. Friendliness. Moderation. Submissiveness. Homeliness. Reciprocity. Duty. Traditionalists want to belong, to do their duty, to be useful to the social units they belong to, to be givers, to take care of others, especially the young and the old, and those in positions of authority, to be responsible, to do what they are "supposed to do," to be bound and obligated, to support the work ethic and the rules and hierarchies of society, to establish and conserve the institutions of society, to become an official of some kind, to gain a title and e

Merchandising The Pope
I am always looking forward to new ways to stroke my ego. This week, Russell the Love Muscle, had a t-shirt made for me that said on it:Ladies, Win a prize! Ask DJ Pope for detailsThen on the back, it said something to the effect ofWinner is granted one night to redeem prize.Must be 18 or overbatteries not includedride at your own riskDJ Pope reserves the right to discriminate based on class, weight, ethinicity, political affiliation, or anything else he deems appropriate.. haha it was funny. So today I was thinking, hey - why not put my face on a T-shirt!?So I looked around at a couple of places, and I settled on a website where I could easily design the shirt, and put in a custom graphic without a bunch of horse shit. I experimented with a color photo, and I decided that the color photo was kinda lame. So I changed one of my recent pictures featuring me in a hat and earrings to a 2 color image. Ahhh, now we are talking. After I did that, I plopped the image onto a black t-shirt, and

Centipedes Are Not For Oral Injestion
Centipedes are for vaginas. They are not to be consumed orally. For those who are not in the know about centipedes, we have a few varations of centipedes. The first, is the vaginal centipede, aka scolopendra intra-labius. This centipede resides in older automobiles, and tends to favor dirty conditions. It will however, abandon the backseat of a car, and infest itself into a vagina, if a vaginal exposure is present. Vaginal infestations could involve one to dozens of centipedes. Centipede removal is difficult, and the grotesque procedure involves sweet and sour sauce and a tampon. The US government has taken a stand against vaginal centipedes. Many awareness campaigns have been put together. These campaigns are geared toward women in their early to mid 20s. A series of advertisements, which can be seen below, is designed to aid in centipede awareness, and removal. Albert Einstein was an early scholar of the subject. He spent a lot of time working on the formula for vaginal centipede rem

The Blissfully Stupid
You know what really grinds my gears? Someone asks you for advice and then they don't listen, which is their perogative. But then when they do something else and it doesn't work, and then they do things like you suggested initially and it does work, they're like "Why didn't I try that before?" The answer is simple. BECAUSE YOU'RE A DUMBASS!! I swear to god, if stupidity was gun powder these people could blow up the world.

Hubby Appliation
SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THiS BACK TO YOU! EVEN iF YOU HAVE A GiRLFRiEND OR BOYFRiEND - REPOST THiS! GiRLS TiTLE iT "HUBBY APPLiCATiON" GUYS TiTLE iT "Wifey APPLiCATiON" 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Fave Color: HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ... 1. Are we friends? 2. Do you have a crush on me? 3. Would you kiss me? 4. on the hand.... 5. Would you enjoy it? 6. Would you ever ask me out? 7. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? 9. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? 10. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before? 11.Would you walk on the beach with me? 12. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me? 13. Do you/have you talked junk about me? 14. Do you think I'm a good person? 15. Would you let me sleep with you (in the same bed)? 17.Do you think I'm hot? 18. If you could change anything about me -would you? 19.Would you come over for no reason just to hang out? 20.would u cheat on me?

Thoughts On Death.
He wandered aimlessly through a park full of people. Everyone was there from his former knowing, anyone he had met whom had passed. He slid within them, like the faces, the bodies, were liquid. He knew not what he was nor where. He just kept walking. Near him, a bench painted white and upon it a child dressed in blue, a boy dressed in black, and a man dressed in gold. All with equal spaces between them. He wore nothing, only his past. He suited well in bruises from his first fight and tears from his last cry; to them {he} was naked. Still, he just kept walking. As {he} came closer, the bench seemed more used, the child dressed in punches, the boy dressed in fatigue, and the man; well, the man still dressed in gold. He began to choke some, finding it harder to breathe yet easier to see that things aren`t what they seem. The young child and boy were father apart, now, and the man in gold sat close to the edge ignoring the boy dressed in black. {He}, growing tired, just kept walking

Halloween Costume Idea's On A Budget
ok everyone, I've found a couple halloween costumes that I need for a party tomorrow night, however they are like $60 a piece and I am on a very tight budget. I'd love to be able to put something together on my own, even from my own clothes and maybe adding some accessories from the party store, but I am very uncreative and cant sew for beans. Do any of you have some ligit idea's that might be helpful? Yes I know its last minute, but I did look and look and look and now I am down to the wire and cant figure out what to do. Help a girl will ya? hehe xoxoxox Cinaliscious

The 'let's Fuck!' Game
THE 'LET'S FUCK!' GAME" Face it, we all know that there is at least one person on our IM list that we want to fuck. So let's play the "Let's Fuck Game." The rules are simple. If you want to fuck the person who sends this to you, you reply to them with "lets fuck." The twist is you have to send this message to everyone on your buddy list and see who sends you back the messgae "lets fuck'". Good luck. You know if you get it you are cute. If you get it twice you are a hottie. Three times you are sexy.. yes i know this isnt the best place to throw this, but you all get the picture, you all arnt on my messenger list, but whatever, im easy going so this is the way it is

What A Day
6:30am to 1:30 am, you got to love hours like that, thankfully only 18 more days untill i go on leave, it will be nice to finaly get a little time off and i would say see some green, but i think everything will be covered in snow by the time i get home.

Teddy Bears
Teddy Bears Make The Best Friends Because: The don't tell you that you have bad breath. They never borrow Money. They never beat you at checkers. They don't complain when you eat potato chips in bed. They don't laugh at your clothes. They never borrow your favorite sweater. They don't outgrow you intellectually. They don't eat all your chocolate chip cookies. They're never disloyal,critical,or ungrateful. They never interrupt you when you're talking. They never tell you that you are fat. Thye dont eat all the popcorn at the movies. They don't get jealous of your other friends, They don't tell you how to drive. They don't hog the bathroom. They don't embarass you at parties. They never leave dirty socks on the floor. They don't get sick. They never say "I told you so." They arent't noisy and they don't have fleas. They listen to all of your problems. They are always ready to give you a hug. They always love you just the way you are.

Hell Of Heaven Or Heaven Of Hell
Hell Of Heaven Or Heaven Of Hell Did you ever stand with open arms, When a cold shoulder is what you achieved. Have you ever trusted with all your heart, For then to be deceived. Did you ever have someone smile at you, For then to put a knife in your back. Did you ever see a shining star, Turn into a wrack. Did you ever feel the sweetest love, Transforming into pain. Did you ever bless the shining sun, For then to be left in the rain. Have you ever enjoyed a company, For then to loose your desire. Have you ever spoken with honesty, For then to be called a liar. Have you ever made a crucial decision, To later find it was wrong. Have you ever felt secure and safe, For then to realize it’s gone. Have you ever inhaled a breath of fresh air, And discovered a toxic smell. Did you ever have a vision of heaven, For then to wake up in hell. Copyright © 2006 by C Hottran

Hello
well, this is just me saying hi, i'm new to this so if i take a while to reply or fuck up, i apologise now. also i'm dyslexic so i may take a bit longer to read messages and there will prob be a few spelling mistakes. warning: i dont take shit from guys, so dont ask for dirty pics or a cam show as the answer will be fuck off but yeah, bye for now

My Family Is ...
the most annoying bunch of fuckers but damn if i don't love em. Mom called today to inform me that my paternal gma was gonna call. I'm like wtf. Just let her call and leave it be. I think she was feeling me out to see the reaction I would have. Keep in mind I haven't spoken to her in 5 years. We (gma and I) have never been what you call close. She was a real bitch that was in denial for wayyy too many years. She finally saw what we had to deal with for years and all of a sudden she's like, he's bad. Well duhh ya old bitch. My mom says I need to make my amends with her since she's getting old, but I just don't know if I can let all the resentment go that I have for her or her piece of shit son. Ok enough bitching about that. For those of you who don't know, I might be going to Japan to see a friend of mine. He was suppose to come here but we are almost certain that his leave was cancelled due to a man shortage. We will see what happens. I sure do miss the hell out of him, but damn if t

Awakenings
AWAKENINGS There is something that is happening And my heart grows expanding To make room for you to enter in. I had almost given up the search Like the one left alone on a dangerous perch Until I heard a distant loving call. You came in and awakened What I thought was gone You came in and rescued me From being all alone. Now I know that it is certain This new opening curtain To our lives to grow forevermore. And the clouds that were darkening Now have a silver lining Made by you and your sweet refrain. You came in and awakened What I thought surely had died You came in and rescued me Caused my passion to rise inside. I will watch you through my tears No longer tears from fears But tears brought forth from my joy. And I want you to know My heart is growing so To include you now and for all time. You came in and awakened What I thought was gone You came in my life and awakened my passions That burns like a flaming love. Hosted by Sparkle Tags

Another Bit Of Poetry
Fairy Dust What dream is this that flaunts itself Before my clouded eyes? Misty phantoms that disappear, Hands grasping empty air, Sparkling light across the stage, Elusive... beyond all comprehension. Teasing and taunting me to the brink of insanity! I must find a way to make you real. A driving need to claim you for my own, To know that you are more than a fantasy Beckoning me to another world Filled with happiness and truth, Vanishing from my sight in a flash of light. This dream casts a doubt upon the one who dreams it. Give me hope of finding that fairy dust, The magic that will make you real enough to touch . Sheri Whitlock 2003

Ugh!
So I was at work today...sittin outside with the ladies that take a noon time smoke break..It was fairly nice outside..While we were out there, I ran into my Ex... I've never actually gotten over this one..and he was there with his new bride..Ouch.. Never realized how much that would hurt. Oh well..Life sucks. On another note - I added some new, realllllllly dorky pics of me. YEAH..ME! Go rate em! Comment Em! And all that stuff.

????online????
What is the point of being online? I mean seriously more than 75 percent of the time your having a conversation with either yourself or someone who really doesnt want to talk to you but out of courtesy is making small talk. How can you tell when they dont want to talk to you? when you get answers like ( yup, ok, lol, or sure) Sorry but my idea of a conversation involves more that just the use of words consisting in length from 1-4 letters. Then again its better than talking and getting no response huh?

Parties
Hello This is my first blog here on LC. I should have some new pics up this weekend. I will be attending a Halloween PArty tommorrow Evening so the pics will certainly be pretty good as I'm going as a Flapper. So keep an eye out for some new pics this weekend. And Thanks to all those who have made my first few days on LC very Exciting!

Im Chats / Online
Ok, the question is, ANYONE into the online thing with webcam/chats, etc? I'm wide open and always open minded, but I know that IM stuff isn't typically posted online. Drop me a line. I'm normally up late at night (friendly clean chats, or anything open minded), either way. danny

Just Got Out
I just got out of the Army after 4 tours in Southeast Asia. I am loving having the freedom I once had. I will never regret joining and I loved the time that I was in and what I did. I have served my country and became a Veteran. Now it's time to live life, and have fun with my love.

Fuckin A
Sometimes i wonder Why i ever try to do anything Why i ever try to compliment them Or impress somone when i go out Its like all my efforts are just ignored Why i ever say hello Why i ever say "I love you" to him. What if my body is making my mind believe What's not true What if i feel like screaming everytime i've said it To anyone Family, or otherwise Maybe this is just a lie Just a facade That wont seem to gve up on me. Though i've given up on it.

Sick As A Dog
well I am finally almost better. I have been so sick the last week, almost landed in the hosiptal with a really bad cold, chest, ear,throat (you name it I got it) infection. I was hoping for that, because I wanted to rest away from home lol. I hope everyone has been well??? I Missed being here I really tired. Just wanted to say sorry to all my friends that I wasn't here but I was was still thinking of you all. Man has the weather changed so fast. I am not ready for WINTER at all brrrrrrrrrrr. Halloween is just around the corner and last year we had no trick or treater at the house, so this year I have decided to buy the candy I like hehehehhe( evil grin) Well I am going to bed now love ya all Tracey xoxoxoxoxoxox

I Love Your Moans
As she readies for an afternoon nap, her pussy moistens For she longs to be held and kissed and enjoy a lover's hardness And as she lays down, her fingers begin to tease her clit She cups her breast lovingly with eyes closed, she sees his smile His lips gently tug and pull as her nipples grow harder Her opening contracts eagerly as her finger slides in and out Nice steady deep strokes, oh yes she murmers as she grips Just a little longer, she whispers as she feels her body trembling She can feel her orgasm release oh my God, she cries out and smiles And her pussy juice flows onto his waiting lips as she hears him suck As she comes back to earth, her eyes open, and she wishes he was there Her sighhhhh echo's in her bedroom as she drift off to dream of him ************************************************************************************************** After touring the pineapple plantation, you ached Not just your feet, but your back,

Attention!!
Just so we can understand each other and be happy Barney like friends from here on out. If you joined my friend's list just to see my pics, or just to tell me you want to fuck me, or just to cyber with me, let's do each other a flavor, and remove me from your list now. Like the next person, I enjoy sexual conversation, HOWEVER, my vocabulary does extend outside of the sexual education area and your's should too, or you won't be here long. Take time to know me, my interest, and we'll be friends forever. Thanks and have a great night!!!

More Fucking Problems
GODDAMMIT!!! What a cruel joke that has been played. For those that tuned into the 10/26/06 show The Impyrial Death March Part II, again, I must apologize. I wasn't able to do the interviews with Raval or Misty. I wasn't able to do shit for giveaways on this show. I know a lot of you are probably wondering, "Goddamn Damien, what the hell happened NOW?!" A thunderstorm pouring down heavy rain came along today. The rain came down so bad that I found four leaks in my roof that I didn't know I had. It also took out the fuckin phone lines like it did this past weekend. After I'd gone through the crap of putting the whole thing together and running it, it fails yet again. Still, for those that know me, I'm stubborn and when you combine that with a dimension of pissed off that I've never been in before in my life, you know that means only one thing...encore performance for Saturday Night. Ok, so I can't make it to San Marcos but I'd planned on holding back some of this stuff for m

Blind Trust My Ass
SOMEONE ASKED ME IF I TRUST PPL IN GENERAL AND HERE IS WHAT I THINK! WOULD YOU TRUST: A BALD BARBER? AN ALZHEIMER PATIENT WITH REMEMBERING TO GET YOUR KEYS BEFORE YOU LOCK YOUR DOOR? AN ALCOHOLIC BUS DRIVER WITH GETTING YOUR KID SAFELY TO SCHOOL? A STRANGER AT THE PARK WHO LOOKS HIGH WITH WATCHING YOUR CHILD? A KNOWN THIEF WITH YOUR FAMILY JEWELRY? A HEROIN ADDICT WITH YOUR STASH? A SNIPER WITH PARKINSON'S DISEASE WITH AIMING TRUE TO SAVE YOUR LIFE? A PARANOID SCHIZOPHRENIC WITH VIOLENT TENDENCIES WHO IS OFF HIS MEDICATION IN ANY CIRCUMSTANCE? A 15 YEAR OLD BOY WITH WANTING TO JUST BE A FRIEND TO YOUR DAUGHTER WHEN SHE'S 15? AND WANTING TO BE IN HER ROOM DOING HOMEWORK WITH THE DOOR SHUT!? IF YOU ANSWER YES TO ANY OF THESE QUESTIONS SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH YA AND U SHOULD SEEK IMMEDIATE THERAPY!!! HELL NO I DON'T TRUST PPL MUCH, THEY R NUTS. TRUST IS EARNED AND I WANT TO KNOW U AWHILE BEFORE U GET ANY KUDOS. I WANT TO SEE IF YA KEEP PROMISES AND IF

Whatever.........
WHAT EVER THATS ALL I HAVE TO SAY .BECAUSE WHAT ELSE IS THERE.YOUR DAMNED IF YA DO AND DAMNED IF YA DONT.SEEMS LIKE ALL THERE IS OUT THERE IS A BIG BLACK HOLE JST SUCKING THE LIFE RIGHT OUT OF ME.I CANT SEEM TO MAKE ANYONE HAPPY AND YA KNOW WHAT I REALLY DONT CARE ANY MORE. I WILL LIVE THE REST OF MY LIFE FOR MY KIDS.AT LEAST NO MATTER WHAT AT THE END OF THE DAY I CAN LOOK AT THEM AND KNOW THEY LOVE ME NO MATTER WHAT.THERE IS NOTHING MORE EASY ON THE EARS THAN YOUR CHILD SAYING TO YOU DADDY I LOVE YOU.SO BITCH FUCK YOU,WHORE FUCK YOU ,CHEAT FUCK YOU THE CUNT DOWN THE STREET FUCK YOU TO MY BUDDYS GIRL FRIEND THAT IS SUCKING THE LIFE FROM HIM BIG FUCK YOU,TO MY SIS FUCK YOU ,TO MY AUNT FUCK YOU TOO,THE CASHIER AT PUBLIX FUCK YOU,TO THE SHIT ASS WHORE THAT GAVE ME THE FINGER FOR LETTIN HER IN THE LINE FUCK YOU,AND THE BIGGEST FUCK YOU TO YOU JENN.SRY THIS IS NOT MENT TO OFFEND ANY ONE HERE AT CHERRY LAND I AM REALLY A NICE GUY JST GETTING THE RUN AROUND AND AM TIRED .GUESS ITS MY OWN FAU

A Chance Encounter
It was a hot sunny day and the bright sunlight was making Jessie squint as she looked around for a cool place to duck into away from the rays of the sun burning sun. She hurried across the road and went into the first inviting shop, entering the glass doorway. She savored the cold air that hit her exposed skin and gave her tiny goose bumps all over the back of her neck and arms. She shivered with delight as the sensation continued down her back chasing the rivulet of sweat that had formed earlier. She sighed softly as her body rapidly cooled down in the powerfully air-conditioned shop, and thought to herself, Ah that's more like it. She gazed around at the shop she had walked into; it was a fine shop with highly polished marble floors and wall-to-wall mirrors. Racks of exquisite evening dresses filled the center of the shop. Jessie headed to the nearest rack and idly ran her hand through the fabric of the dresses feeling their sensual caress on the back of her hand. The s

What Do You Do
What do you do What do you do when the whole world seems to not understand. when all your friends try to but they just cant help but not understand. What do you do when you dont want to live when it seems not matter what you do you dont want to live What do you do when your heart is breaking and nothing you do keeps your heart from breaking what do you do when alcholol doesnt kill the pain when sleep doesnt come because nothing kills the pain What do you do when you cant stop hurting you pray and pray and yet still you cant stop hurting what do you do when nothing you try helps to even dull the pain when drugs dont even help to dull the pain what do you do when you just want more than anything to stop living to die to sleep forever What do you do when only death will stop the pain death is the only way I will be happy again what do you do when sweet death want come. when sleep want come when you have to face each and

Hurt
Seems like it was yesterday when I saw your face You told me how proud you were but I walked away If only I knew what I know today I would hold you in my arms I would take away the pain Thank you for all you've done Forgive all your mistakes There's nothing I wanna do To hear your voice again Sometimes I want to call you but I know you won't be there I'm sorry for blaming you for everything I just couldn't do And I hurt myself by hating you Somedays I feel broke inside but I won't admit Sometimes I just want to hide 'cause it's you I miss You know it's so hard to say goodbye when it comes to this Would you tell me I was wrong? Would you help me understand? Are you looking down upon me? Are you proud of who I am? There's nothing I want to do To have just one more chance To look into your eyes and see you looking back I'm sorry for blaming you for everything I just couldn't do And I've had myself If I had just one more day, I would

The Light Of My Life
Unfortunatly I now know the answer to the question in this poem. What would I do if something bad should happen to you? I hate that I had to find the answer but it is quite simple. You wake up each day and pray that day will end soon. You sleep at night and pray that it will be the eternal sleep. You just muddle through life hopeing that it will all end soon. I will be in his arms again. He promised me before he passed away that when my time comes he will be standing next to GOD with his arms open waiting for his baby. I will be with you one day my love. one day and oh what a glorious day it will be. The Light Of My Life I could never find enough words to say how I felt about you each day You're my reason for living whenever I'm blue and without you I wouldn't know what to do you're the sun in my sunshine... the light of my life... and I can't wait till you make me yours alone You're the reason I'm living The reason I dream The reason you see in my eyes such a

Mission Acomplished
It's 6:55 in the evening and I'm sitting on a marble bench in the atrium of the Chicago Stock exchange. In five minutes you will walk through the sculptured glass double doors that lead into this magnificent lobby. You insisted on meeting me here rather than picking you up at your hotel. You mentioned something about a "grand entrance". I have been here since 6:30 (a lady should never have to wait on her escort.) I look at myself in one of the many mirrors that line the hall. I can not see that I am shaking but I feel as though I am absolutely vibrating with anticipation. I straighten my silver tie, and adjust the starched collar that rises from my black suit. First impressions are everything I think to myself. It is just turning seven and I walk to within twenty feet the doors, full of expectation. I hold in my hand, a single red rose, our agreed upon sign so you would be absolutely sure of who I was. The doorman opens one of the glass doors and you walk in. I can not take my ey

You're Home
You're Home Oh what a beautiful day the sun is shining the birds are singing you're home my body is alive for the first time in months my heart is beating fast you're home I look at the phone I watch the door for now I have something to look for you're home and now as I look into your eyes and feel your arms around me I think GOD that you're home

What Makes Us Tick
What Makes A Person Tick What does make a person's mind think? What is it that unravels in a crazy persons mind? WHy does he go over the edge? No one can really answer this question. Of course, the crazy man himself knows. But he is never really in the frame of mind to tell such things. I'm sure that all of us at one time or another has felt that they were close to losing all sanity for a minute even No one has been without the feeling at least once. It strikes all of us, young or old, rich or poor, dumb or smart. Sure, some have clues as to what goes on in an insane persons mind. There is just that one final straw that seperates you and I from the commonly insane. What is this straw? Can it be stopped? Why do supposidly rational, sane humans turn irrational and violent? In the mind of every killer is the secret fear that it will take him down finally for good.

Short Story
It was the year 1980. I remember it like yesyerday, I was sitting in my living room, I was about 10 years old at the time, mom was doped up on ecstasy like usual. That was her favorite drug of all. Dad as usual had gone out to drink. I was basically home by myself, on account mom wasn't really all there. I was watching my favorite show the wonder years. All of a sudden i see my dad bust through the door stumbling all over the place with a gun in his hand. Dad looked pissed. I hid myself behind the couch. Dad shouted at my mom, "you stupid woman, you cheated on me." My mom just looked at him like he was crazy and started laughing hysterically. Then without hesitation you hear two bangs and then a thud. I peek around the couch and see mom dead on the floor, blood all over the place. My dad looked at me and exclaimed, "son, don't turn out to be like us." and then shot himself in the head, falling on the ground dead. That was seven years ago that happened, since then i haven't r

Wedding Day
These are the vows I was to read at our wedding. Me and Jay had always planned on getting married. He was and always will be my heart and soul. He went to be in heaven before I could say this aloud to him. we both however took vows in our hearts from the begining. That has not changed and never will. He is my life and one day we will be together again in heaven. Wedding Day today, on this our wedding day the day on which we come together for all eternity the day on which our lives and future are changed for the better I say this to you my love that I will always love you today and everyday with every breath I take my love for you will be shown that I will protect you with every ounce of blood in my body if so needed that I will be considerate of you at all times that I will always respect, honor and be loyal to you, my husband, that I will, as your wife be a good woman and a loving mother to you, my husband and only you I make these vows swearing on the

The Friend
You Fed the fire Fueled the flames Blew on the ashes to make it live again What about the embers left When you've stepped away from it I felt it start to die Keep the glow that you've given me Keep the glow I know where you're going I hope you're happy now Touch me once Look at me twice But speak no more Your voice carries too much So many nice you spoke Made me shiver Gave me joy Lay in bed at night Different man every other month Doesn't seem right Doesn't matter I'm still alone Watching them lay there It's not right They're not him It hurts I'm happy he's gone I'm happy he's happy I pray to God she's good for you I pray to God she treats you right I pray to God she's the one But you know if she's not I'll pick up the pieces for you when she's gone... I care too much to see you hurt I care too much to see you like that Take care I'll be here Just not like how I have been before... Say goodbye to the woman you know Say hello to the friend

Crossfade - Colors
CROSSFADE LYRICS "Colors" Can you feel it crush you? Does it seem to bring the worst in you out? There's no running away from these things that hold you down Do they complicate you because they make you feel like this? Of all the colors that you've shined this is surely not your best But you should know these colors that you're shining are... [Chorus x2:] Surely not the best colors that you shine I know you feel alone, yeah, and no one else can figure you out But don't you ever turn away from the ones that help you down? Well they'd love to save you. Don't you know they love to see you smile? But these colors that you've shined are surely not your style [Chorus x2] I know you're feeling like you're lost But you should know these colors that you're shinin are I know you're feeling like you're lost, You feel you've drifted way too far Did you know these colors that you're shinin' are [Chorus x2] Surely not the best.. (I know you're feeling like you'

Add
OK, I think I figured out ADD. ADD is what happens when you make smart people act stupid for 8 hours a day and call it 'school'. The smarter you are, the worse it gets. The blossoming of ADD in the early nineties is a direct reaction to the tightening of authority in the school system and the severity of the symptoms are in direct proportion to the intelligence of the child. Not all intelligent children warp this way, but more and more of 'em are 'going there' as the schools get more and more nazi. I'm the canary in the fucking coal mine, people. Wake up and save your fucking children! "Let's see how bad we can stress these little fuckers out, man! Don't stop at school, schedual 'em from dawn to dusk!" Think there's no connection? Me neither.

They Came One Day
They Came One Day They came one day such a bright. beautiful, sun-shiney day They came that day and took my lover away They taught him to fight and They taught him to kill They took him across the ocean - Oh so far away from me and from his son They said he'd come back some day whn he had fought and we had won And so he fought, but we never won he never came hom He never saw his son such a beautiful, handsome boy So my boy grew up and he became a man ANd then they came one day such a bright , beautifuul, sun-shiney day The came that day and took my son away

Treasured Love
Treasured Love You hold me the same way that a man in an art gallery Holds onto a master piece You look at me sometimes Like a prince from a fairy tale Might look at his princess You've made love into a ceremony that reaches to the deepest part of my heart All I had wanted was to love you not knowing you would return A love few dare to dream about

The Ways Of Love
The ways of Love I didn't know that your face would be different in sleep or that you arms would lock around me for all of the night And only hold tighter if I tried to move away I didn't know on those nights you were asleep before I came to our bed That the slightest whisper of a touch against the sheets Would awaken you and your arms would reach out or me I didn't know that during the early dawn when I moved against you That I would hear you ,half asleep, whisper "I Love You" I could not have imagined how it would feel to wake to your gentle touch Brushing the hair from my eyes so you could kiss my cheek My Darling, I just didn't know that there are more ways than one to be loved.

New Beginnings
New Beginnings Each day is another beginning Each sunrise brings new hope to the heart And whats gone before is a burden no more As we look toward a rosey new start Mistakes we have made are behind us In todays golden dawn we will find A path leading out of darkness To peace and contentment of mind Each hour ahead holds a promise and in each of our hands is the key To open up broader horizens And show us how good life can be So let's welcome each bright new begining and substitute hope for despair As we lift up our eyes to the rosey-hued skies Let's rejoice in the sun rising there!!

I Long To...
I long to feel the fire with in burning on high for life to be in my every being I long to be held tightly through the cold night I long for a long loving tender kiss I long to be bitten on my neck, followed with soft kisses I long to have the light touch of your fingers on my back, tummy, around my belly botton I long to be woke with loving words I long for you as well as friends I long for a live

Touching Words From The Mouth Of Babes.
Slow down for three minutes to read this. It is so worth it. What does Love mean? A group of professional people posed this question to a group of 4 to 8 year-olds, "What does love mean?" The answers they got were broader and deeper than anyone could have imagined. See what you think: "When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That's love." Rebecca- age 8 When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You just know that your name is safe in their mouth." Billy - age 4 "Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other." Karl - age 5 "Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your French fries without making them give you any of theirs." Chrissy -age 6 "Love is what makes you smile when you're tired." Terri - age 4 "Love is when

Home Alone
Wow, this is the first time I've been home alone in like 2 mos. I have 4 roomates so it's a pretty rare thing. I feel kinda lost with out at least one of them here to pick on or talk to or smoke with or whatever. It's funny how living with ppl for an extended period of time can start to define the way you plan your day, and how you behave. It's almost like everything I do here on a day to day basis is a reaction to how they are feeling or what they are doing.

Enchantment
Enchantment love is an enchantment that no other emotion can match it is a feeling deep and poignent our hearts reach out to catch love is a mystery that wraps itself around our mind we see life through dreamy eyes and we leave loneliness behind love is the passion of our touch in the embrace of lips and bodies love is when two hearts beat as one and fullfillment of desire brings peac

Carpe Diem!
I see my vision burn, I feel my memories fade with time But I'm too young to worry (a melody, a memory, or just one picture) These streets we travel on will undergo our same lost past I found you here, now please just stay for a while I can move on with you around I hand you my mortal life, but will it be forever? I'd do anything for a smile, holding you 'til our time is done We both know the day will come, but I don't want to leave you Seize the day or die regretting the time you lost It's empty and cold without you here, too many people to ache over Newborn life replacing life, replacing all of us, changing this fable we live in No longer needed here so where should we go? Will you take a journey tonight, follow me past the walls of death? But girl, what if there is no eternal life? Seize the day or die regretting the time you lost Its empty and cold without you here, too many people to ache over Trails in life, questions of us existing here, don't wanna die a

Paul Stanley (kiss) Does Phantom
Phantom Theater Bonus Feature As hard as this may be to believe, in 1999 Paul Stanley (KISS co-founder and lead vocalist) starred in a Toronto production of Phantom of the Opera, in which he played the role of The Phantom. He appeared in the musical from May 25 to August 1, and again that year from September 30 to October 31 Stanley's gut instinct has told him he could do musical theatre since he first caught a production of Phantom in London 11 years prior, an experience he compares to seeing The Beatles for the first time. ``I felt like `Mmm, I can do that,' '' he recalls. ``I see it as a stretch, but not something that's so shocking. Musically, I'm a singer who sings rock, not a rock singer. So with some adjustments and some modifications, it's a perfect role . . . KISS is my vehicle, but it's not the only car on the road or the only car I want to drive.''

Just A Heads Up
Well not sure how much longer I am going to be able to connect to the internet.. Got myself a fincial mess on my hands and the phone company likes to be paid, except the problem is I don't have the money.. Don't know how much longer they going to let me stay on or keep connecting.. So I thought I give big hugs to all my friends.. To a certain female wish I could do more to her.. And I see ya'll when I get things under control.

Quotes Of The Day For 10/26 - Committment
"We only regard those unions as real examples of love and real marriages in which a fixed and unalterable decision has been taken. If men or women contemplate an escape, they do not collect all their powers for the task. In none of the serious and important tasks of life do we arrange such a "getaway." We cannot love and be limited." Alfred Adler "You're not obligated to win. You're obligated to keep trying to do the best you can every day." Marian Wright Edelman "The relationship between commitment and doubt is by no means an antagonistic one. Commitment is healthiest when it is not without doubt but in spite of doubt." Rollo May

Sex Quotes
"It's so long since I've had sex, I've forgotten who ties up whom." Joan Rivers. "You know 'that look' women get when they want sex? Me neither." Steve Martin "Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand." Woody Allen "Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night." Rodney Dangerfield "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships." Sharon Stone "What do people mean when they say the computer went down on them?" Marilyn Pittman. "My girlfriend always laughs during sex --- no matter what she's reading." Steve Jobs (Founder, Apple Computers) "Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is." Barbara Bush, former US First Lady "Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet." Robin Williams "Women need a reason to have sex. Me

Doctor's Guilt
Doctor Dave had sex with one of his patients and felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn't. The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming. But every once in a while he'd hear an internal, reassuring voice that said: "Dave, don't worry about it. You aren't the first Doctor to sleep with one of their patients and you won't be the last. And you're single. Just let it go.." But invariably the other voice would bring him back to reality, whispering..................... "Dave, you're a veterinarian..."

Please Give Her Some Luvin!!!
HELLO MY LOVELY FRIENDS...FANS, ETC... MY SISTER JUST OPENED UP A NEW LC ACCOUNT AND IS FAIRLY NEW HERE...PLEASE STOP BY HER PAGE AND SHOW HER SOME LUV! SHE IS THE BEAUTIFUL LADY THAT CALLS HERSELF RICAN ANNIE! IF YOU DO, I WILL COMMENT YOU AND SHOW YOU SOME LUV AS WELL AS SHE WILL. MORE POINTS FOR US! THX! KISSES TO THOSE WHO SHOW HER LOVE!!! XOXOXOXOX

Waiting Here
Staring at a blank screen waiting for your arrival but you never come. How could you leave me like this alone in a world so cold You told me you loved me with all your heart I should have known from the very start that our love would come to a bitter end. I will remain waiting for you, though, staring through my teary eyes and hoping for an I.M. that will never come knowing that I am just a figment from your past and that this is really the end.

Up Up Up Up Up
Since I am still UP, I thought I would write you and see if you were UP to reading this: A TWO-LETTER WORD There is a two-letter word that perhaps has more meaning than any other two-letter word, and that is "UP." It's easy to understand UP, meaning toward the sky or at the top of the list, but when we waken in the morning, why do we wake UP? At a meeting, why does a topic come UP? Why do we speak UP and why are the officers UP for election and why is it UP to the secretary to write UP a report? We read UP on a story in the paper that we pick UP to find out what is Up in the world & make UP our minds to not give Up hope that something good will turn Up. We call UP our friends, we use it to brighten UP a room, polish UP the silver, and we warm UP the leftovers and clean UP the kitchen. We lock UP the house and some guys fix UP the old car. At other times the little word has real special meaning. People stir UP trouble, line UP for tickets, work UP an appetite,

Deep Inside Me
A love deep inside me , burns to be cared for I long to be held plus the tender touch of a loving man I need the fell of pleasure flow through me again I have loved and in retured been hurt I need not the pain of My heart broken into thousands of peices I long for the fire deep inside me to be once again

The Story Of My Marriage...
If you know me....and don't want to talk to me anymore after you read this i completely understand...some of this has some run on sentences and junk like that....well guess what...i cried alot when i wrote it, fuck you if you have a problem with my gramar.... All my life sent my life trying not to disappoint people. It started with my mother constantly saying how she hated men. I always felt like I disappointed her for being born with a penis. My mother was very disappointed with life in general and was very abusive, maybe to let out some of her rage. My feelings and my ass were hurt a lot, and I realized at an early age that I did not want to disappoint people. And I spent most of my life doing things to keep others from being disappointed. On my 21st birthday my friend Tim called me and asked if I could help recover his car that broke down the night before two hours away on the turnpike. He didn’t remember that it was my birthday and with out mentioning it at all I spent my e

Saw!!
You scored as Jigsaw. You are Jigsaw. You dont enjoy killing people at all. You instead love to see how far people will go to live. However if it ends in a bloody death, you still sleep with a smile on your face. You are intelligent, and know how to outwit just about anyone. And that spells bad news for anyone who falls into your games of death and torture.Jigsaw100%Hannibal Lecter90%Freddy Krueger90%Leatherface85%Candyman65%Michael Myers50%Jason Voorhees50%Pinhead50%Captain Spaulding50%Buffalo Bill30%Wh

A Birthday Present
A Birthday Present Darling, It's your birthday, and we're broke again but broke or rich You're really terrific and you're loved more than any man I'm sorry there are no presents no party, champagne and fancy cake But I have something for you and only you That all the money in the world can't make I have alot of love,you see, Love that's yours alone from me and unlike a celebration that's here today and tomorrow gone my love is here forever, dear a present that goes on and on

Big Trouble!
There were two young brothers, 8 and 10 years old, who were exceedingly mischievous. Whatever went wrong in the neighborhood, it turned out they had a hand in it. Their parents were at their wits end trying to control them. Hearing about a pastor nearby who worked with delinquent boys, the mother suggested to her husband that she would ask the pastor to talk with the boys and he agreed. The mother went to the pastor and made her request. He agreed, but said he wanted to see the younger boy first and alone. So the mother sent the younger boy to the pastor. The pastor sat the boy down across his HUGE, impressive desk. For about five minutes they just sat and stared at each other. Finally, the pastor pointed his forefinger at the boy and asked, "Young man, where is God?" The boy looked under the desk, in the corners of the room, all around, then said nothing. Again, louder, the pastor pointed at the boy and asked, "Where is God?" Again, the boy looked all around but said no

A Letter To The Ex
Well the other week the ex sent me an email saying how she forgave herself for the things she has done...and I didn't even know how to respond to that. I have been doing my best to be adult and friendly because I’m trying to get custody of my 12 year old son. But I have been feeling really passionate lately thanks to someone coming into my life. N Passionate to me means being open and expressing how you really feel....so yeah I let her have it. The following is an actual email I sent, well minus changing her name to EX… I'm sharing this because it felt good to get it out to her...hell why not yell it out to the world. EX, I have been doing lots of thinking and its time I stand up and just be a man. If you’re not going to reply to me then at least you send back an email and say ok, fuck you, or something. I think you need to read this, be objective, and stop being so naïve about our past relationship. I have been doing my best to remain an adult and treat you nicely, but do you

You Thought You Were ....
(for dawn) you thought you were invisible You thought you were invisible-- yet I saw you clearly. You wanted to leave a mark forever upon the world-- yet your mark was etched forever upon my heart. You told me I was a star in the sky over your hometown-- yet I have felt you watch over me in the darkness of my night. You were never invisible, you have made your mark, and you lit my way through the darkness. Tjs

I'm Movin On
No.. Im not leaving Lost Cherry ..I'm hoping someone will see this blog/Bulletin .. and get the message im Trying to get through .. I am Moving on .. I hope you find your healing in this .. I know how songs say so much .. there comes a time when words just arent enough to convey what youre trying to say .. Wishing you much love .. happienss and a wonderful life .. I Myself . need to move on .. Rascal Flatts Videos | Movie Clips | Repair Your Credit

Ladies This One Is For You
ok ive had g/f that really enjoyed me in bed but when that got comfotable enough around me they startedasking me to call them names like bitch take it you whore and so on i never really thought about it but alot of my partners have ask me to do this. is it really turn you on that much or and i just happen to get the ones like that?

Imagine Yourself
Imagine yourself sitting on the edge of the bed, wearing only a black velvet choker which accents the smooth lines of your neck and shoulders, and sheer thigh-high black stockings which give your firm legs a delicious sheen. As I walk in, I catch a faint hint of your perfume- something delicate and quite exotic, unlike anything I've ever smelled before. I get even a stronger dose as I crouch beside you and kiss you gently behind your right ear, inhaling your clean, fresh smell along with that wonderful perfume. Pulling back, I look for a moment into your clear dark eyes before kissing you, gently but firmly, on your velvet lips. After a moment, we break the kiss, only to start another, with more passion in it.. and then another, and another. As we kiss, I run my fingers through your hair and down onto your neck, lightly scratching down your spine, then back up in large circles across your naked back. You shiver, and as you press closer against me I can feel your nipples har

Get To Know The Mindless Cracker.
Long Survey About YourselfWhat time are you starting this?:4:12 p.m. Name?:Angel Nicknames?:Mindless Cracker, Night Phoenix Date of birth?:7/30/75 Sex?:Female Height?:5'4 Eye color?:Blue Where were you born?:Los Angeles Number of candles on your last birthday cake?:31 Pets?:None Hair color?:Red Piercings?:Ears Town you live in?:Fort Worth Favorite foods?:Greek,Mexican,Chinese,Italian Ever been to Africa?:Nope Been toilet papering?:Yep Love someone so much it made you cry?:Yep Been in a car accident?:Nope Croutons or bacon bits?:Croutons Favorite day of the week?:Sunday,Monday,Tuesday and every other Wednesday.(Days my hubby is off work.) Favorite resturant?:Spiral Diner Favorite flower?:Daisy Favorite sport to watch?:NASCAR,wrestling, UFC Favorite drink?:Pepsi Favorite ice cream flavor?:Turtle Sundae Warner Bros. or Disney?:Both Favorite fast food restuarant?:None Carpet color in your bedroom?:Grey How many times did you fail your driver's test?:None

What Does Your Month Of Birth Have To Do With Your Personality
JANUARY BABY Pretty/Handsome. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Sensitive. Down-to-Earth. Stubborn. Repost this in 5 mins and you will meet someone new in 8 days that will perfectly balance your personality. FEBRUARY BABY Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. Sexiest out of everyone. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest and loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not show it. Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friends but rarely shows it. Horny. Daring and stubborn. Ambitious. Realizing dreams and hopes. Sharp. Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous. Spendthrift. Tries to learn to show emotions. Repost this in 5 mins and you will talk to

Defensiveness. Independence?
Just saw the blast posted by "Tom" (for example, pretending to be Tom Anderson, co-founder of MySpace and saying more or less "This place is so much better than MySpace!" Not using that too specifically, just wondering about something that's been simmering in my mind about the direction this place takes, will take, ... - self-image is important there yes? And is this LostCherry, or is this only the AntiMySpace, committed to doing whatever MySpace doesn't and not doing whatever MySpace does (well, maybe doing a few things better, and adding a few Friendsterish things like fan-relations into the stew... but always looking over the shoulder? I know about that sort of thing, I have trouble dropping grudges, but what possible grudge can this website hold- makes me ponder.) A mid-20th-century sociologist, David Riesman, talked about inner- and other-directedness, I believe. I think there's something important, there.

In Case You Read This.
My name is Seth. I'm 23 years old and currently enlisted in the United States Marine Corps. I'm in the infantry and absolutely love where I am. I'm ten minutes from the beach. The weather is beautiful. Myrtle Beach is two hours away. Wilmington is a college party town and I frequent it. Charlotte's not far and I'd roadtrip for a good party. I'm about to get out of the Marines and become a businessman. I'm going to first start a nightclub. I've been all over the country, I used to bartend at a nightclub, and I really feel like I have the managerial and business skills to run a club and make it madly popular. I'd love to meet people from all over no matter their interests. Beautiful women, please talk to me. You'll find I'm not a predator, I'm just a nice guy who'd love to befriend you. I'm convinced I'll never get married because of my past relationships and what I'll be getting into when I'm older. I'm trying to stay away from gold-digging women, so by all means, if you think you got w

Horsing Around
This man was sitting quietly reading his paper one morning, peacefully enjoying himself, when his wife sneaks up behind him and whacks him on the back of his head with a huge frying pan. The man says, "What was that for?" His wife replies, "What was that piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name Marylou written on it?" He says, "Oh honey, remember two weeks ago when I went to the horse races? Marylou was the name of one of the horses I bet on." The wife looked all satisfied, apologizes, and goes off do work around the house. Three days later he is once again sitting in his chair reading and she repeats the frying pan swatting. He angrily yells, "What the hell was that for this time?" His wife replies, "Your horse called."

Cute. & True Dear
Are you tired of those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship. You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card- just the stone cold truth of our great friendship. 1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad. 2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid. 4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get. 5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining. 6. When you are confused -- I will use little words. 7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have. 8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

Funny Isn't It????? Lmao
Okay I have done 3 Celebrity look alikes, all with different photo's. It is funny and amazing which celebrities I look most like. I always loved the sound of music, and in my first look alike I look most like Julie Andrews. Actually if you look at all of them I still look more like Julie Andrews than any of the others.......LMAO My First..... My Second..... My Third.....

Love
I know I am in love you say its so fast the way I feel will always last the way you talk to me the way you speak makes me shiver makes me weak I want the feeling of you holding me tight I hope you see i will always be there take my hand and hold it tight forever i will be in your sight love me gently love me strong love me even if i snore like a log I want you to know I will always be true for from this day on i will always love you. I love you baby!!!