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I Love You My Guy Friends
i love all you guys my guy friends all of you my guy friend are so special to me i think of all of you all the time i am sp blessed that all of you are a part of my life that means alot to me you all my very cute guy friends mean so much to me thank you all for being there for me thank you all my very cute guy friends for showing me so much love that means alot to me hugs and kisses from me to you your BEAUTIFUL ANGEL

Lagging Bulletins And Alerts Fixed...
the power outages over the last few days appears to have fried the main server which handles bulletins and alerts. the machine wasn't totally fubar, but the motherboard was screwed up enough to not keep accurate time. it sounds like a small issue, but the alerts and bulletins were sorted by newest first... and since the time on the machine was fluctuating by 30 minutes or so every few seconds, it was causing things to fuck up. i've put a hack in which should get everything working again.. we'll hopefully be replacing that computer in the next few weeks. -mike

Life
Life these days is just so messed up and complicated. other times just just freakin annoying. like the other day some guy i barely know tells me he loves me then hes just like "oh they're just words" I mean what has the world come to when those 3 little words have no meaning i mean ocme on maybe it is just how i was raised ido but i thought that was pretty stupid mainly after i feel for some guy who i think is just playing me cuz he says i love you and want to be with you but i can't get the guy to have an actual converstaion idk its all messed up to me.. i don;t know what to think anymore but i do think that some people need to grow up

They Don't Call It Haunted For Nothing
So lets recap shall we on my lovely saturday night... Since Halloween is upon us, I decided to take Calib, Christen and myself to the Haunted Forest up here in our little redneck part of the woods....20.00 for all 3 of us to get in.....I know the people who run it because Jake is in Ms. Elsies headstart class...needless to say..we get there, we sign in...read the we are not responsible for any accidents, get the stay behind the caution tape lecture, watch where you are going....and such....anyways, Carrie is all but nervous now...and we are waiting and finally they open the door.... The first thing you do is walk a little ways and into a very dark little makeshift cabin....we go through it, get stuck (More than one door to go out of)....Get to the end of the maze like thingy, and everyone starts out the door, While going through this someone is going, Carrie I'm coming to get you, Carrie I'm coming to get you.....BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ....the chainsaw cranks up, Christen goes running,

I'm Home
To Open A Chat With Me Click On enlarge Window Enter A Name And i Will Turn Camera Towards Me Instead Of Screen Saver If Ya Want To Get Naked I Will Make Room Private But For Girls ONLY.........I Do Not Get Naked For Dudes

Random Babblings
As the days pass my giddiness grows. I cannot wait to get the fuck out of asscrack, oklahoma. I'm taking my daughter to the airport to meet her father on saturday. I'm happy that he's going to get to spend time with her but i'm upset that i won't see her for a month. It's really for the best, though. I really wasn't looking forward to making a 1400 mile trip with an 11 month old. My mother is pretty much giving me the silent treatment, like that's supposed to be a punishmen?? Yeah right... I really ought to be packing but i am like the world's worst for procrastinating. but it's not like i have much stuff to begin with... I've been talking to this really hot guy from scotland. OMG! he's got long hair, nice body and he talks like sean connery. i'm seriously trying to lure him over here so that i can make him my love slave. It's like the man just walked out of one of my fanticies... I finally got word from the airforce that i'm being permanatly discharged. I've been on temporary retireme

Went Out To Have Some Fun
so last night i decided to go out and do something i hadn't done in a long time and went to a wrestling match, have to say they sure have changed alot. was very surprized to find out it was a tapeinf for the ecw matchs being shown this week and for the friday night smackdown show,now i have to watch them both to see if i can see me. and no i won't spoil your fun if you watch them on tv by telling you who wins what,lol. maybe this week i will go to a club i havn't been to in awhile and see if it has changed any,since i was there a year ago :)

Grosser That Gross?
while staying in a beachouse with 15 other ppl this weekend, i realized something. There is a reason why some ppl are still single. blew his nose..in a papertowel. Looked at it, fondled it for a moment, then said " ewe, gross" and threw it away WTF did he think he was gonna see....? why do ppl look at that shit. are u expecting something different than normal? i dont get it. just grosser that gross

I've Been Tagged By Redhotlustlife
~*~Tag ~*~ Each player of this game starts with 6 weird things or habits about themselves. People who are tagged should write a blog with their own 6 weird things or habits, and state this rule clearly. Choose 6 people to be tagged, list their names, leave them a comment and tell them they are tagged and to check your blog for details. It's fun! Ok...so here they are.. 1. I write something original, a poem, story, editorial, or whatever, every day and have almost every day since I was 14. Mostly I do so for the entertainment of friends. 2. I prefer mayo on fries rather than ketchup. 3. As a scientist, I love looking at data. On the shelf next to me here are some out-dated instruments - an hour glass, a Galileo's thermometer, and an old glass weather barometer ( http://www.physlink.com/estore/cart/GlassBarometer.cfm. ) The weird part is I use them every day LOL. 4. Of my three alma maters, Fairmont State, WVU, and Ohio U, WVU is the only one I have sat foot on cam

Happy Halloween
An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset. Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the latest episode was another and stayed put. He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational. In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed, gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window. A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him. He started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms violently trying to get the unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet. As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet, staring down at the sheets, a hospital security guard (barely containing his laughter) who had watched the whole incident walked up and asked, "What the heck is going on here?" The drunk, still staring down replied: "I think I ju

Changes
"Changes" October 30, 2006 "The brain is a wonderful organ: it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office" - Robert Frost With all the changes going on here at: "CherryTAP" (god it's hard to use that name) Immediately I wanted to use the old name/logo: That's just it ... what my BLOG is all about: "CHANGE" The human mind doesn't process change quickly, but it is set up to adapt. Behavior scientist have been studying this for years. Often different studies come up with different theories. The one constant and common denominator would be the subject: Humans resist change! The left brain and the right brain have different processes as illustrated by MY graph below: A simple exercise would be just insert the word "CHANGE" in-between the categories of each brain side. See the how different either side of the word is? That's exactly how the brain reacts to change. The mind ... although sp

What To Do's #1
see i was walking down the road to go to work out where i used to live, and i was carring alot of money i wont say how much but u get the point. anyway this guy came out and held a gun to my head and basically asked me for my money, there was alot of dialog there but when in a situation like that u tend to not remember much other then the fact that u were there. thats not the point but this is after he had asked for all my money all i could think of doing well saying was ill give you 20:1 odds that u wont pull that trigger or the gun isnt loaded,well he ran off after i said that.... later i found out that he had kids that are in the hospital and he olny did that to try and get the money that he needed to get them the medical help that they needed.. do u know that moral here? what ever u do dont jump the gun someone always gets hurt, normally its the last person that u expect to get hurt.... side note, im srry(u know who u are, i jumped the gun and we both got hurt and

Thoughts Of A Wandering Mind.
Is there ever a time in your life when you feel you should change your perspectives entirely? If so, what would be the reason? Is it wrong if it is for someone? This man, I feel so deeply for. I could fall in love with him in a heartbeat. I am not me when I am around him, but the person I long to be. He brings out in me, all the things I desire.. and so easily. He just makes me the real me. He completes me. Like the other half of my soul. There is one thing, that stops all these feelings. He left me. But for all this, should I take him back? He asks for so much, yet so little.

Is This It??
How do things get to where they are? How is it that things can seem alright, then go ssooo wrong? And without you even noticing? Why is it that at that pivital moment, it doesn't seem to matter? Is it really that seconds after it all goes down, the saying becomes true? Do we really miss them, or the thought of them? Can you really care for someone though you are in love with another? Or is it all the years you spent together, laughing, driving aimlessly, giving advice and just being there? But it all comes down to, how can you even think of hurting when you knew it was coming? And is that the reason you just let them go? Or is it just that you are tired of life. Tired of fighting, tired of thinking and feeling. Tired of being here. Tired of worrying, tired of everyone liking you and no one loving you.Tired of thinking you are right, just to have everyone say it won't work. Do you just let go? Because you know you can't beat the odds? Or because you know you aren't

The Truth About Dating!!!
A guy wrote this in his myspace. and it should make u think I know way too many really beautiful girls who think they don't look good... It hurts... because it's our fault, guys I mean. We make girls feel like they have to be perfect. You know what I mean, flat stomach, huge boobs, round booty, long legs, big lips, and on top of all that, they have to dress like a whore, and be one as well... nobody can measure up to that... and its not fair... because nobody should have to. The little imperfections are what make people special. If everyone was perfect the world would be so boring, variety is what makes life interesting. So guys, stop making girls have to live up to your, I'm sorry, our... deluded fantasy visions of perfection. Stop acting like boys and start being men... realize that women don't exist to fufill our sexual desires. Stop talking to them solely to get with them, be nice to them because you want to be their friend, not because you want to hook up with them. Say nice th

My Time
I feel myself sinking.. sinking to the place that is so low,so unimaginable for most,uncomprehendable for all outside this crazy mind of mine. It drags me further down with each passing moment, moments of horror,inexplicable pain.... As I fall I stretch out my arms, try to reach the top...but my grasp is weak...i slip down..scratching and clawing...the bottom is near..

Okay, So St. Louis Has Been In The News Quite A Bit Lately.
We have that World Series thing finished up. And now, *gasp* we've found ourselves at the tippy top of the list of 10 Most Dangerous Cities In the Country. Yet, oddly, my name doesn't show up in that story at all. Just goes to show, when you do things right, you get away with them a lot more.

Love
Well hell, life sucks, but you move on from the pain and devistation, don't you? Some people don't, they like to hold on to things that are so far gone. I have, but not anymoreDreams don't always come true, and no matter how hard you wish and pray it just doesn't change. So will it never come true, or can time really heal all wounds Does fate and/or destiny really exist, can hatchets truely be burried,can time really tell?

Everyday Is Something New, And Unforgetable.
Life, what is it about life? It sucks and yet we continue down the road it leads us by. I have this saying i've always admired about life... Only through the darkest insanity can one ever find the purest wisdom. And as i have continued my darkest paths of life, I have found this to be more true than I could ever have imagined. Yet we all follow this thing called life, to unforgiving twist and turns.But some how we prevail. Why is this? Is there some force guiding us back to the beaten path? Or is it the road less traveled that we should follow? All i want to know is.. why when we come together collectivly as a society do we forget what we all know is true in our hearts? Why is it that singly we have a stroger voice in the subjets that matter most to us all? Can we ever prevail as a society when every time we come together as one voice we lose our moral standing. Will women ever be equal,will the segregated races ever be free? Will we ever be a united free world.

People Seem To Think I Care, That's Just Wrong!
Life is an interesting thing. No one seems to understand it, yet we all live it each day. Bearing the burdons and awaiting the wonders it has placed before us.It has conformed us, yet we all strive to be individuals. But we all still have the same basic needs. It is those needs wich we despise eachother for.We all just want to love and to be loved. But at what costs and who's expense???It is these realizations that have adjusted my way of thinking in my life.I can no longer continue with the path I have so desperatly wanted. I thought that I was not traveling that path alone, but I was mistaken. Years behind I had a follower, but I stepped off that path to follow anew. I only hope that this change of venue will apease all of those that set back my follower.

Homies
Like a needle in a haystack, True friends are hard to find. That's why I am so thankful, That I can call you mine. When ever I need a shoulder, You're there to catch my tears You've kept my many secrets, Throughout the passing years. You've been there for my triumphs, You've witnessed my defeats I'll remember the good times, And hope the bad ones don't repeat. With you my soul is whole, There's only one thing I never told you Thank you for everything you've done, There's no one else like you.

Today's Promise From The Bible Psalms 91:14
Today's Promise from the Bible Psalms 91:14 Because he hath set his love upon me, therefore will I deliver him: I will set him on high, because he hath known my name. Reflection God will protect His own. Love is the avenue in which we can minister to God and we can recognize who He is by acknowledging His name. At the same time it is God who rescues us and lifts us up higher than the dangers at hand.

Stop Abusing The Word Love
STOP ABUSING THE WORD LOVE I have grown tired of those men and people out there who are abusing the word love. You send out emails, instant messenger notes and more saying You love me. Boy you dont know me. After that same comment in which you profess your so called LOVE. You are asking my name. WELL DAMN, didnt you read the fucking profile dummy! The name is right there NEXT TO MY PICTURE. Blind ass mofo. If you LOVE ME so much wouldnt you have been so enthralled that you would have had to get to know as much as possible about me? Stop abusing the word love. You may like the way I look. You may like the thought of your dick coming near me. Hey guess what I will even give you a drop of credit and say that MAYBE, just MAYBE if you read my profile and my statements. If, that is a big IF, you looked at my sites and found out all the things I do and are involded in. MAYBE just MAYBE you might like what I am about. But you sure dont LOVE ME! Your taking a word th

Memories Past
When I close my eyes,I can see his face. I open my eyes, and imagine he is in this place. Recreating the things we've done, And going to the places we've gone. Smiling, remembering the fun. Watching the sun dawn. The more I imagine, The more it seems he's here. It's as if he's having the same reactions, As I look at him so dear. You had said you'd known, You'd said it for years. I'd never known it would hit home. You were eighteen, just like you'd said..... And now I have shed so many tears. While memories of you, Flash through my head, I wonder if i'll ever see you again. This poem I wrote in Loving memory of my best friend and brother, Damon Jenning. You can see this poem in the published book,"Letters From The Soul" found at Barnes and Noble. Also on CD, " the sound of poetry"

What I Am Going Through
My heart cries out in pain, Down my face there are tear stains When you touched my hand, I knew you were the man To turn my world around, And make my dreams come true The magic in your eyes, Made me realize That everything I feel, Has got to be real

You
Things in life become unclear Feelings get hurt, passions fade Bite my tounge, hold back the tear Relationships set, become unmade Trivial things, underlying meanings? Things unsaid, need unspoken My heart, my head, were they dreaming? Falling down, about to be broken?

The History Of The Middle Finger
Well, now......here's something I never knew before, and now that I know it, I feel compelled to send it on to my more intelligent friends in the hope that they, too, will feel edified. Isn't history more fun when you know something about it? Before the Battle of Agincourt in 1415, the French, anticipating victory over the English, proposed to cut off the middle finger of all captured English soldiers. Without the middle finger it would be impossible to draw the renowned English longbow and therefore they would be incapable of fighting in the future. This famous English longbow was made of the native English Yew tree, and the act of drawing the longbow was known as "plucking the yew" (or "pluck yew"). Much to the bewilderment of the French, the English won a major upset and began mocking the French by waving their middle fingers at the defeated French, saying, See, we can still pluck yew! Since 'pluck yew' is rather difficult to say, the difficult consonant cluster

I Am Me
I'm a woman, A dreamer, A lover And A little girl, I'm me, I'm a writer, a poet, And a wisher Don't you see, That I am me I'm just not everything, I wish I could be I'm a tenderheart,a taker,a giver, and sometimes a keeper I'm me, trying to please everybody, to beeverything they want me to be. I'm the ugly duckling, turning into a swan, My features change all the time. I'm me and i'm always the mysterious one, I'm the quiet one and the sensitive one, too. The watcher and seeker of what's true, I am all these things and maybe more Learning to love and to adore, THe me who doesn't ask or tell But who lets me just be me.

Just My Love
One stary night, I made a wish But not in spite, Of a dream that won't come true Because I am falling in love with you, but you won't take me Even after every plea, My love is true Can't you see? I do love you We started out just as friends, And my feelings grew and grew Until finally I loved you, Your feelings aren't as strong as mine For me I guess that is fine, As long as you have some Your touches make my body numb, That night we had was so much fun Just one chance with me please? Open your heart with the keys.

Granddaddy Hart
Granddaddy Hart Dr. Larry Hart, Professor Oral Roberts University Graduate School of Theology and Missions -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- My Granddaddy Hart was the happiest man I've ever known. In addition to being a hardworking farmer, he raised cattle and had oil leases on his farm. He also served for 16 years as the county judge. But it wasn't his position or his possessions that made my granddaddy happy. It was the investments he made in people's lives. Granddaddy's whole life was other people. When young men would come before him in court, instead of sending them off to the state farm where they'd become professional criminals, he would take them under his wing and mentor them and help them get their lives back together. Granddaddy could have been wealthy, but he gave his money away. He would take my dad with him when he'd visit a poor family, and he would give them some money. As they walked away, Granddaddy wo

What I Have To Say
There once was a man I knew, yes you know who, The one that owned me, The one to which I gave the key. The key to my heart, The heart he thought he tore apart. But I finally moved on, I no longer dread the dawn. He must not realize what he did to me, I guess he didn't want to see. That's what helped me to leave, He is so naive. He won't believe, He refuses to. I have to make him see, MY love was gone, When I said so long. He wasn't right, I had to fight. Just to be with my friends, Time with them I never got to spend. I hope that now he sees what he did, To me a little kid. He took away everything I knew, and left me with nothing to do. But to wonder why? As he walked away, But never said good bye. Oh well I guess there is nothing more to tell But it is for the better anyway, Cuz this time it is my turn to say, Absolutely nothing! Just walk away. You left me when I loved you, Now what you did I shall do. Rig

Sparkling Tree Cakes
Recipe Rating: Prep Time: 20 min Total Time: 1 hr 20 min Makes: 16 servings, one tree each 1 pkg. (2-layer size) yellow cake mix 1/4 tsp. green food coloring 1 pkg. (8 oz.) PHILADELPHIA Cream Cheese, softened 1 cup powdered sugar 1-1/2 cups thawed COOL WHIP Whipped Topping 16 peppermint sticks (3-inch) 1/2 cup BAKER'S ANGEL FLAKE Coconut 2 squares BAKER'S Semi-Sweet Baking Chocolate, chopped 1/4 cup PLANTERS Dry Roasted Peanuts, chopped Assorted Christmas candies Colored sugar PREHEAT oven to 350°F. Lightly grease and flour two 9-inch round cake pans; set aside. Prepare cake batter as directed on package. Tint batter green with food coloring. Pour evenly into prepared pans. BAKE as directed on package. Cool in pans 10 min.; remove to wire rack. Cool completely. BEAT cream cheese and powdered sugar in small bowl with electric mixer on medium speed until well blended. Add whipped topping; stir until well blended. Spread evenly onto tops and sides of cakes. CUT eac

What You Do For Me
My love for you is like a river, a summer breeze that makes my soul shiver. One look from you is like gold, I love you I am sold. What you do for me can't be replaced, by a glance or a face. You brought me up when I was down, Upon my head you placed a crown. Silver and gold won't do, Just the love I get from you. What you do for me makes me cry, Happy tears my eyes are never dry. You always put a smile opon my face, Even in the darkest of depressions place. You always give me help, My troubles you have delt, You make my heart melt.

This Is Love?
Love is so grand,When it takes you by the hand Your heart skips a beat, In the romantic heat The love he shares with you, Is only meant for a special two No one else can have or understand, The love you get from this man Flower boquettes, are sent to you everyday You give him a quick kiss,He goes through complete bliss You two share a great bond, It will last so long It is so strong Long ago you fell in love, Your sign of a turtle dove Together even in death, Dead because of crystal Meth.

To All My Friends And Fam!!
Like a needle in a haystack, True friends are hard to find. That's why I am so thankful, That I can call you mine. When ever I need a shoulder, You're there to catch my tears You've kept my many secrets, Throughout the passing years. You've been there for my triumphs, You've witnessed my defeats I'll remember the good times, And hope the bad ones don't repeat. With you my soul is whole, There's only one thing I never told you Thank you for everything you've done, There's no one else like you.

Cheesy Texan Skillet
Recipe Rating: Prep Time: 5 min Total Time: 20 min Makes: 4 servings, 1 cup each 1 can (10 oz.) chunky diced tomatoes and green chilies, undrained 1 lb. boneless skinless chicken breasts, cut into bite-size pieces 1 pkg. (12 oz.) VELVEETA Shells & Cheese Dinner 1/2 cup BREAKSTONE'S or KNUDSEN Sour Cream 1/2 cup KRAFT Shredded Cheddar Cheese DRAIN tomatoes, reserving liquid. Add enough hot water to reserved liquid to measure 1-3/4 cups; set aside. Spray large skillet with cooking spray. Add chicken; cook on medium-high heat 5 min. or until cooked through, stirring occasionally. ADD Shell Macaroni, tomatoes and the tomato liquid mixture; stir. Bring to boil. Reduce heat to medium-low; cover. Simmer 9 to 10 min. or until macaroni is tender. Remove from heat. STIR in Cheese Sauce and sour cream until well blended. Sprinkle with shredded cheese; cover. Let stand 1 to 2 min. or until cheese is melted. KRAFT KITCHENS TIPS Size-Wise Enjoy your favorite foods while keep

Farmhouse Chicken Dinner
Recipe Rating: Prep Time: 15 min Total Time: 45 min Makes: 4 servings 1/4 cup flour 1/2 tsp. pepper 4 small bone-in chicken breast halves (1-1/2 lb.), skin removed 1/4 cup KRAFT LIGHT DONE RIGHT! Zesty Italian Reduced Fat Dressing 2 cups baby carrots 1 medium onion, cut into wedges 1 can (14-1/2 oz.) fat-free reduced-sodium chicken broth, divided 2 cups MINUTE Brown Rice, uncooked 4 oz. (1/2 of 8-oz. pkg.) PHILADELPHIA Neufchatel Cheese, 1/3 Less Fat than Cream Cheese, cubed 2 Tbsp. chopped fresh parsley MIX flour and pepper in shallow dish. Add chicken; turn to evenly coat both sides with flour mixture. Shake off excess flour mixture. Heat dressing in large nonstick skillet on medium heat. Add chicken, meat-side down; cook 5 to 6 min. or until golden brown. Turn chicken over; add carrots, onions and 1 cup of the broth. Cover. Reduce heat to medium-low; simmer 20 min. or until carrots are tender and chicken is cooked through (180°F). MEANWHILE, cook rice as directed

Groovy, Groovy, Groovy...
Well, I've been pluging away, commenting and rating everything in my path. I just reached Chill Cherry rating. :D I know...most of you are so much higher rated than I am, but to me, it's still an accomplishment. Besides...simple mind, simple pleasure. :D

Poem!!! To All Single Mothers Out There!! Guys, If This Describes U,god Bless U!!
Poem!!! To all the single mothers out there!!! I found this poem in my local newspaper. A grieving wife wrote this in memory of her restly departed husband and soul mate!!! I hope this touches someone out there. It takes a rare breed of men to open their hearts and commit their life to a family who has been broken and only wants to loved. I bless u all who have stepped up and saw no flaws and loved anyways. Giving them the knowledge of what family should mean; paving the way for their own future family. Thank you!! As eternal as the tide that breaks the shores, There's been no greater commitment than mine and yours. It started the day, we entered your world, Three little boys and a lonely young girl. It seemed as the world had cast us aside, Until that day i became ur bride. I asked not of you, neither fortune or fame, But that we have your love, as well as your name. To give of yourself, to three little boys, who had nothing to offer, but a handful of toys. Wide e

You Brought Out The Worst In Me
I got everything I wanted out of you More than I expected to The shock of it all was overwhelming From such lowliness to amazment it's entirely compelling So why am I still dissatisfied Left uneventful to such excitement leaving me tramatized I'm not sure the experience is worth the aftermath Furiuosly I question myself wondering how I can feel like that Hiding in my room isolated and withdrawn I miss the comfort it brought now since these good memories we make may soon be lost The worry and anxiety it brings Nothing is what it seems While you're leaving me out again The only one trustworthy I can depend on is me, I'm my only friend You say that you love me but I'm not sure I think we both love some other things a hell of alot more I'm begging and pleading inside for things to be the way they were before This was so unexpected To think I once called you my blessing I stepped right back into to the pit of hell And I'm not motivated enough to pull

What's In A Name?
1. YOUR SPY NAME: (middle name and current street name) June Village 2. YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME: (grandfather/grandmother on your dad's side, your favorite candy) Irene Skittles 3. YOUR RAP NAME: (first initial of first name, first three or four letters of your last name) A-Wal -- I love this. I am AWOL. 4. YOUR GAMER TAG: (a favorite color, a favorite animal) Pink Crabbie 5. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you were born) June Bremerton 6. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (first 3 letters of your last name, last 3 letters of mother's maiden name, first 3 letters of your pet's name) WalOveGav 7. JEDI NAME: (middle name spelled backwards, your mom's maiden name spelled backwards) EnujDleifrevo 8. PORN STAR NAME: (first pet's name, the street you grew up on): Bitty Cedar

Ok Getting Retarded
ok sooo ive been thinking seeing this site is becoming sooo retarded already all the do's an dont's an people getting banned for shit they feel like wts is that huh!!! FREEDOM OF SPEECH AN THE WORST THING IS ITS A FRICKEN NET SITE COME ON!!!!!!! REALLY WHO THE HELL CARES WHAT PEOPLE THINK OF THIS SITE! MORE WORRIED ABOUT WHAT OTHERS THINK EH REAL MATURE, AN IM KINDA PISSED THAT PUREKNIGHT IS BANNED FROM COMMENTS AN SO ON, ALL I KNOW IS THIS IS A GREAT WAY FOR MYSPACE TO START TAKING BACK! I DONT UNDERSTAND WHY PEOPLE HAVE TO HAVE STICKS UP THERE @SSES....I REMEMBER ANOTHER POST FROM ONE OF THE FAMILY MEMBERS SAYING U DONT LIKE WHAT U SEE IGNORE IT OR FEEL FREE TO LEAVE, WELL WHY CANT THEY DO THE SAME IN SOME SENSE U DONT LIKE IT DONT BOTHER WITH IT ... DONT TURN AROUND AN USE AN UPPER HAND! BUT WHO AM I TO SAY ANY OF THIS RIGHT.. AFTER ALL I AM ONLY SOME ONE IN THE COMMUNITY AN ONCE AGAIN WOWO I DO THINK I SEEN THAT IN THERE TOO THIS IS A COMMUNITY AN THE PEOPLE MAKE THE COMMUNIT

Former Special Agents Of The Fbi.
S amuel Thomas Roedell, 91, died Thursday, Oct. 26, 2006, at Presidential Oaks after a period of failing health. He was formerly a long time resident of Rum Hill Road in Concord. Mr. Roedell was born in St. Paul, Ind., on May 5, 1915, to William and Rebecca (Thomas) Roedell. After spending his childhood in St. Paul, he graduated from Butler University in Indianapolis. Mr. Roedell served in the Navy in World War II. He was with the FBI for 34 years, retiring in 1969 after spending 17 years as Senior Resident Special Agent in the Concord Office. He was a longtime member of Concordia Lutheran Church and the Society of Former Special Agents of the FBI. During his retirement years, he enjoyed spending time with his family, reading and smoking cigars. He spent many summers in his beloved hometown of St. Paul, Ind. Mr. Roedell was predeceased by his wife of 47 years, Laura (Kessler) Roedell who passed away in 1987. He is survived by his son S. Thomas Roedell Jr. of Concord;

20 Ways To Confuse Trick Or Treaters (from A Bullitin)
1. Give away something other than candy. (Toothpicks, bags of sand, golf balls etc). 2. Wait behind te door until some people come,when they get near the door jump out, wearing a cosume and holding a bag, and yell "Trick or treat"! Look at them , scratch your head and act confused. 3. Fill a brief case with marbles and crackers and write on it 'top secret'. When trick or treaters come look around supiciously and say "Its about time you got here", give them the briefcase and quickly shut the door. 4. Get about 30 people to wait in you living room, when trick or treaters come to the door say ,"Come in". when they do everyone yell "Surprise!!!" and act like its a surprise party. 5. Get everyone who comes to the door to come in and see if they can figure out whats wrong with your dishwasher. Insist it makes an unnatural 'whirring' sound. 6. After you give them candy hand the trick or treaters a bill. 7. Open the door dressed as a giant fish, collapse and don't move or spe

Silent Screams
Silent screams Soft, desperate, minuscule but audible But often forgettable To the deaf and the crude As so shall the waves Meet the coast every now and then Humanity will silently ponder on desperation And carry on with their silent screams We silently scream not to be heard But we still want to speak up Of life and its various messages Of lost in translation!!!!! For the soul is in an eternal prayer Astonished and as I lay here For what good is a candle When the lights come on The pain inconsequent The sorrow of no bearing The mind of no peace But the soul in silent prayer What difference may we draw? From the acts of desperation Or the milder requests of help Both remain in the dark and in silence Be it the unaccepted body The spiteful mind The unforgettable pain Or perhaps the burdened soul We may run and hide Strike and redress Until we seek refuge in hope And will have courage To make a silent scream

Golden Rule.. Do Us Well To Listen!
Reposted by Mike It hurts me to see all of the nasty bulletins around here. Please, try for a few days to live by the adage, "if you have nothing good to SAY, say nothing at all." You will feel better. ;-) I collected these for a few months, and put them in one of my last books. I hope you find meaning in these as I do. CLICK HERE TO SEE MORE ON MY BLOG Bahá'í World Faith: "Ascribe not to any soul that which thou wouldst not have ascribed to thee, and say not that which thou doest not." "Blessed is he who preferreth his brother before himself." Baha'u'llah "And if thine eyes be turned towards justice, choose thou for thy neighbour that which thou choosest for thyself." Epistle to the Son of the Wolf Brahmanism: "This is the sum of duty: Do naught unto others which would cause you pain if done to you". Mahabharata, 5:1517 Buddhism: "...a state that is not pleasing or delightful to me, how could I inflict that upon another?" Samyutta NIkaya v. 353 Hurt not other

In This Election Atmosphere... Lets Take A Poll
Ladies, Is the below tag cute or Offensive? Please register your votes with a comment on this blog. Check to see if you are my fan please :) Im such a points whore :P Edit: 30 October 2006 OMG.. I just noticed .. they are thinking it about EACH OTHER!!! Guess we know where my mind is. GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZ

Avon
WELL I DID IT I HAVE BEEN SELLING AVON FOR ABOUT 2 MONTHS NOW AND HAVE NOW SET UP A SITE WERE YOU CAN COME AND LOOK AT WHAT WE HAVE AND ORDER IT ON LINE PAY FOR IT ONLINE AND IT WILL COME DIRECTLY TO YOU WITH OUT HAVING TO WAITE FOR YOUR AVON LADY TO DROP IT OFF. IF YOU BUY AVON COME LOOK AT IT WE GOT SOEM CUTE STUFF FOR XMAS http://www.youravon.com/kborders

Dark Funeral's Goddess Of Sodomy
[Music by Lord Ahriman. Lyrics by Emperor Magus Caligula] Come forth, the goddess of sodomy. My body is the source of pain, bow. Worship me.......And suck my soul. Every single hole in you is mine, so now. Obey......... Deep inside, you feel me pulsate. More and more and more. I hear you groan, you want me inside. Again, again, again, again...... You give me pleasure, I offer you pain. The highest level of ecstasy, sexually insane. Behind my mask of pretending, I hide. In my dominion of pain..... I am your god, I am your believes. I control your desire, with my godlike white salted wine. Behind my mask of pretending, I hide. In my dominion of pain..... I am the way to the land of your pleasure. I am the way to your eternal lust......

Vodka Two
Little miss sexy vodka shot not one set but TWO! the first was on the roof in the wind storm she is dressed as a detective with a toy gun. she is so cute. the second set was her naughty nurse. oh my god, just wait until you see this set. its fantastic! i hope these sets will go up on perverse fixation soon! i am planning on shooting with her and miss serpentine soon. i wanna do a set as their ettiquette teacher. i will teach them to be ladies.... hot naked ladies! xoxox

Urinetown - Review
I went to go see Urinetown in LA Friday night and LOVED it. It is a comical musical that has bits and pieces in it that makes fun of other musicals. The whole premise of the show is that people get charged to use the restrooms. I don't want to give the story away but it is one that I highly recommend.

New Cherry
i was told to come here to view picturesw but now i'm getting pics and it's making me feel so special , i feel very pretty because of the comments that i get so i just want to thank everyone very much you guys are great

Dark Funeral's An Apprentice Of Satan
[Music by Lord Ahriman. Lyrics by Emperor Magus Caligula] A darkened place beyond the eternal death, Hung many victims chained lifeless. Stolen of all their dignity. The dried blood on her pale skin, Witness her beliefs. She's an apprentice of Satan. The wind is blowing strong from the north. While the demons force their way through the flames, To grant her with their wisdom wide. Inside the circle she feels safe. She can feel the power grow. She's an apprentice of Satan. A sigh echoes through the woods. Like a winter storm it spread through the maze. When she's finally embraced by the darkness. That she has finally welcomed into her:life!!! The wind, cold as the full moon high in the darkened sky. Carries a weak fragrance of blood. She can hear the demons call out her name. Whispers in the shadows, evil forces everywhere. The wind is blowing strong in the north. While the demons force their way through the flames, To grant her with eternal life. She's th

Dark Funeral's Thus I Have Spoken
[Music by Lord Ahriman. Lyrics by Emperor Magus Caligula] Hear me now; let this be the day of reckoning. The gauntlet has been thrown, and the challenge is met. With death-rattle chains, and brimstone from below. I will come with black-hearted rage, and eyes of burning coal. Let the fire burn and blood flow, let skulls and bones tower up to the heavens. Cloaked in shimmering stellar glow, radiant with the cosmic light I will come... From the liquid darkness I appear, My unholy fire is needed to cleanse this world. Free from my cursed bounds, I once again will trample the earth. Bound to evil, carrier of Satan's mark. Wherever I will walk, the world will tremble. Thus I have spoken, thus shall it be.... Chaos swallows the earth when I release my Christian hatred, A hatred older than memory. I move across the worlds like a dark plague, Across boundaries unseen. I ask for the gates to open, And for my legions to be set free.... I call upon the power of darknes

~~in Loving Memory Of~~
In Loving Memory Of Emelia M. Ambrose January 19, 1914~~October 25, 2006 The Lord In My Shepherd; I Shall Not Want. He Maketh Me To Lie Down In Green Pasture; He Leadeth Me Beside Still Waters. He Restoreth My Soul; He Leadeth Me In Paths Of Righteousness For His Name's Sake. Yea, Though I Walk Through The Valley Of The Shadows Of Death, I Will Fear No Evil; For Thou Art With Me. Thy Rode And Thy Staff They Comfort Me. Thou Preparest A Table Before Me In The Presence Of Mine Enemies; Thou Anointest My Head With Oil; My Cup Runneth Over. Surely Goodness And Mery Shall Follow Me All The Days Of My Life; And I Will Dwell In The House Of The Lord.. Woitkowski

Someone Talk To Me!!!!!!!!!
I am a type of person that loves to not only see the person but hear them as well... If you could leave me a message so I will know what your voice sounds like that would be great....So call it and leave me the best damn message you can think of.... Get Your Own Voice PlayerManage

"i Appreciate You" (and Where Are You?!?!?)
I like this and appreciate guys! I get tired of seeing DUMB HOS take advantage of great guys, it makes them bitter and hard in the long run. "I'm sorry" That I was raised with respect; not to sleep with you when you were drunk I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy" I'm sorry That I am actually nice; not an asshole I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date I'm sorry That I always held your hair back when you threw up,and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car, but when we went out you went home with another guy I'm sorry That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new m

Dark Funeral's Atrum Regina
[Music by Lord Ahriman. Lyrics by Emperor Magus Caligula] My nocturnal queen, Infernal, earthly and divine. There on your knees, My beloved concubine. You look deep into my eyes, As your mouth opens wide. Lips moves up and down, Soon in demon seed you'll drown. Now close your eyes my love, Drink my essence, and forever you'll be mine. Atrum Regina, my nocturnal queen. Atrum Regina, you fulfil me. Now rise in front of me, Oh how I wish to enter thee, Of lust overwhelmed. Is this a dream, or is this real. Now bend down, Feel my claws runs up your back. As I enter thee, with full force from behind. Feel how the demon seed, ejaculate inside. Goddess of my dreams, my beloved concubine. Atrum Regina, my nocturnal queen. You fulfil me, Atrum Regina.

Just Out Of Interest
how many of you know what a wiki is? When I was in Denmark I met a guy called Ward Cunningham who is responsible for the creation of wikis, I been using one for the Scarybirds project as I am crap at being orderly and everyone I am working with is all over the place, its great as me head is like spaghetti at the best of times. here is the wiki i been using for the project. League of Scarybirds Wiki Anyway for more on wikis and stuff check out the link What is a Wiki?

Hey
my name is stacie. 26 f atl blk. part-time worker and student. love to read, write, fuck, and make new friends. i also have herpes and looking to meet and talk to hsv 2 folk. anyway i am single with 1 kid. i am also on y messenger. i am anisia_98 on there. i also have 2 groups i host on yahoo and myspace for people who have hsv. have a nice day ms wyatt

Women Are Crazy!!!!
A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady 60 miles per hour. The wife is behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks across at her and speaks in a clear voice. "I know we've been married for twenty years, but I want a divorce." The wife says nothing, Keeps looking at the road ahead but slowly increases her speed to 65 mph. The husband speaks again. "I don't want you to try and talk me out of it," He says, "because I've been having an affair with your best friend, And she's a far better lover than you are." Again the wife stays quiet, But grips the steering wheel more tightly and slowly increases the speed to 75 He pushes his luck. "I want the house," he says insistently.. Up to 80. "I want the car, too," he continues. 85 mph. "And," he says, "I'll have the bank accounts, all the credit cards and the boat!" The car slowly starts veering towards a massive concrete bridge. Th is makes him nervous, so he asks her, "Isn't there anything you want?"

Broken Computer
Things are hard right now, because of limit funds I ain't able to fix the computer so I will be off the net. Sometimes I will have cameraman make some post for me. He is my best friend, but we have to communicate on the phone. He will try to keep up for me he said until I am able to get back on line. Heck, he introduced me to a place where I think I could enjoy my lonely hours. I am disabled and my wife works. I should say my provider, we ain't had a lovin' husband and wife relationship in years. That is why I am like i am. My profile kinda explains it, but not really. I ain't complaining cause I am still breathing, and I can have a life of sorts. I hope though I can find me someone of the opposite sex maybe in the same situation that wants to fool around but goes back home to her hubby. I can not afford no divorce, but ain't happy either. If you are a female and would like to fish, or go camping with an old goat like me, just wrie me okay. To the rest who want just

A Moment Of.........
here it is again.. a time of longing and a time of despair. a heart weakens and the mind grows shallow. not to be caught aloof or with out knowing you run and hide.. you try to figure out the silence yet you know it is caused by you. tell me will you answer your thoughts and wants.. will you allow them to take place.. I know I am the one that needs to know but YOU are the one who needs to wake to the thought of for ever happy.... do you want it? say it out loud so you can answer your self... Once you have the answer then I can help. Love is there. iti s only a second away...

Gotta Go To Work. . . . Poo
Yeah It's only a 2:30-7 shift but i just don't want to get up get ready and have to go out into the cold. K um if you love me you'll start working on a background for me, other than that, leave me some messages. See yah at 7

I've Been Tagged By Hbh...and I'm Doing This Agains My Will
~*~Tag ~*~ Each player of this game starts with 6 weird things or habits about themselves. People who are tagged should write a blog with their own 6 weird things or habits, and state this rule clearly. Choose 6 people to be tagged, list their names, leave them a comment and tell them they are tagged and to check your blog for details. It's fun! Ok...so here they are.. 1. Even though I am 47, I still go out and make snow angels every time it snows. 2. I am a perfectionist, but only so with myself. I never demand or expect perfection from others 3. After making love, I NEED one piece of dark chocolate, in the shape of a heart, wrapped in red, gold or silver foil. It must be cold and straight from the frig. 4. When someone gives me flowers I enjoy them for a couple of days then hang them upside down in a dark, dry closet for 30 days to dry. I then do one of two things with them. I spray the flowers to maintain their original color and make a floral arrangement out

The Golden Rule
I collected these for a few months, and put them in one of my last books. I hope you find meaning in these as I do. Bahá'í World Faith: "Ascribe not to any soul that which thou wouldst not have ascribed to thee, and say not that which thou doest not." "Blessed is he who preferreth his brother before himself." Baha'u'llah "And if thine eyes be turned towards justice, choose thou for thy neighbour that which thou choosest for thyself." Epistle to the Son of the Wolf Brahmanism: "This is the sum of duty: Do naught unto others which would cause you pain if done to you". Mahabharata, 5:1517 Buddhism: "...a state that is not pleasing or delightful to me, how could I inflict that upon another?" Samyutta NIkaya v. 353 Hurt not others in ways that you yourself would find hurtful." Udana-Varga 5:18 Christianity: "Therefore all things whatsoever ye would that men should do to you, do ye even so to them." Matthew 7:12 "...and don't do what you hate...", Gospel of Thoma

Newspaper Article!!!
Ex-Krunk musicians reunite, set FOE Halloween show By JACI WEBB Of The Gazette Staff Some bands struggle to find one good vocalist. Billings hard rock band The Eve Effect has two. Tony Horton and Ryan Staggs could do the job solo, but the strength of this band is that their vocal styles blend well together yet stand out as distinctive voices. Horton and Staggs met as musicians in one of Billings' most cutting-edge bands from the 1990s, Krunk. After performing about a dozen shows over the last eight months as The Eve Effect, they're putting on a Halloween show Tuesday night at the FOE with one of the biggest names on the local hard rock scene, ENDever. Also performing is Prometheus Syndicate. "We have a lot of things that we do," Horton said. "We do a ballad and we do a Krunk cover, but I guess because I was in the band it's not really a cover." Horton and Staggs both come from musical families. Horton's parents, Kim and Ron, performed all over the area in the 1980s as Y

Halloween!
First I would like to start by saying that I really need to move into the 21st century and get a digital camera! I wish I had pics to go along with this blog, but unfortunately they won't be done until the end of the week :-( Anyway, the party at Shenan's on Sat. night was a blast! (At least what I remember of it LOL) Everyone looked totally awesome and I swear for myself next year, no more of this cute shit, I'm gonna be scary!...Although everyone keeps telling me I couldn't be scary if I tried! A blessing and a curse I guess lol. Even RJ dressed up as a demon which strangely suits his personality. He was having way too much fun with it though, but who could blame him? The best part of halloween is getting to dress up and act a little different than the norm right? I never got to carve pumpkins but I guess I'll live lol. I'm very proud I've been able to "just say no" to chocolate and candy :-) I promise to have new pics up by the weekend! I'm so excited to get them back a

The Universality Of Human Suffering
Think about it. No person is immune. We will all have a taste at some point. The more you realize it, the more you can have empathy and compassion for others, and the better the world becomes.

The Dirty Survey
Welcome to the Dirty Survey. Are you daring enough to answer this for this person?+ +Rules: Answer this for the person who posted this and then repost it for yourself! 1. Would you have sex with me? Answer: 2. What positions would u want to b in? Answer: 3. Would u suck/LICK me ? Answer: 4. Would u fuck me hard? Answer: 5. Would u hav sex with me the first night u met me? Answer: 6. Would u let me pull your hair while i did you? Answer: 7. Would u do me in the shower? Answer: 8.Would u hancuff me or tie me up to the bed and then do me? Answer: 9. Would u have 3-some with me? Answer: 10. What about me makes u want to hav sex with me? Answer: 11. Would u talk dirty to me while we sexed? Answer: 12. Where would you do me? Answer: 13. Would u do me in front of people? Answer: 14. Would u do me again and again? Answer: 15. Would u do me in the rain? Answer: 16. Would u mind if we did it like a

Words To The Song "taps"
If any of you have ever been to a military funeral in which taps were played; this brings out a new meaning of it. Here is something Every American should know. Until I read this, I didn't know, but I checked it out and it's true: We in the United States have all heard the haunting song, "Taps". It's the song that gives us that lump in our throats and usually tears in our eyes. But, do you know the story behind the song? If not, I think you will be interested to find out about its humble beginnings. Reportedly, it all began in 1862 during the Civil War, when Union Army Captain Robert Ellicombe was with his men near Harrison 's Landing in Virginia The Confederate Army was on the other side of the narrow strip of land. During the night, Captain Ellicombe heard the moans of a soldier who lay severely wounded on the field. Not knowing if it was a Union or Confederate soldier, the Captain decided to risk his life and bring the stricken man back for medical attention. Crawli

Woo Whoo
I am wasted now..thank you to all my friends who have helped me gain another level..All of you guys are awesome..If you need my help..just holla..i will come running..most of you already know that because i always catch your pics as you put them up...love you all

A Military Wife's Profile
The average age of the military wife is 20 years old.She isn't old enough to buy a beer, but is old enough to manage a whole household on her own and maybe, has a kid or two. She probably never her saw herself loving a man who was in the military, but she loves him regardless. Her penmanship has improved over the last few months or years, due to the excessive letter writing she has been doing. She cries alot, because she misses the man she swore to love. Her life isn't complete without him.She looks very tired, because of her many nights without sleep, due to a late night phone call that never came or a call that came and kept her up all night, just because she heard his voice, she is too overjoyed to sleep. As a wife, she is classified as a dependent, but she is totally independent. She tends to her household, her kids, her school work, and her job, all without her husband. She manages to wear a smile, even though inside shes crying. She understands that the man she loves has to go fa

Fucked Up My Arm Pt 2
and now i just found out my dr wont see me because its a workmans comp issue and i called the dr they told me to call and he wont see me till the workmans comp is approved by my work mind you they let me go early do you really think there gonna approve it (NO!)

Happy Devils Night
well tonight is devils night and i hope everyone around the world has a good one. i am going to stay in the house tonight and do nothing cause i don't lke devils night at all. i had some problems when i was younger and cause of those problems i am not going outside tonight. BEHAVE EVERYONE AND DON'T PARTY TO HARD TONIGHT

A Bunch Of Silly Crap You'd Probably Never Think To Ask About Me!
Whats your name spelt backwards?: emaN ruoY What did you do last night?: Watched "Spaceballs" on tv The last thing you downloaded onto your computer?: Not sure, but probably porn! lol Have you ever licked a 9 volt battery?: Yup Last time you swam in a pool?: A long time ago. Don't like pools. Kids pee in them. What are you wearing?: Shorts and a tee How many cars have you owned?: 17 Type of music you dislike most?: Bagpipes...they sound like a cat with three balls. Are you registered to vote?: No Do you have cable?: I use someone elses. tee...hee... What kind of computer do you use?: Crappy old laptop Ever made a prank phone call?: I have hours and hours on tape! LOL You like anyone right now?: Yup! :) Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving?: Done both Furthest place you ever traveled?: Negril, Jamaica What's your favorite comic strip?: Get Fuzzy Do you know all the words to the national anthem?: I do! Shower, morning or

The Lovers Card
You scored as The Lovers. The Lovers card is about harmony and most in important love and forgiveness. The Lovers is also about not giving into tempteation and waiting for true love to come your way. It can mean that you had been hurt but have healed yourself and can finally realize love is out there somewhere. You value a good relationship and base it on love not sex. Don't give up on love.The Lovers100%Justice100%The Empress and The Emperor90%The High Priestess90%The Hanged Man85%The Fool80%The Hierophant70%Judgement65%The World60%The Devil60%The Ma

Never Again
Once I'll be able to walk away And never look back Never care about the hurt I'm causing you 'Cause I want to be able to get rid of all of it Get relief from the pain that you've caused me I want to walk away and never see you And you will understand All the shit that I have endured You'll understand what it is About this life that has caused me to walk away And never care again

2 Mothers And 2 Daughters
Two mothers and two daughters were fishing. They managed to catch one big fish, one small fish, and one fat fish. Since only three fish were caught, how is it possible that they each took home a fish?

Scarred
So today my life just isn't the same as it was yesterday and I just can't believe that in just a second my life could just fall apart like this And I'm crying here with scars showing my pain showing the anger I feel at the mess it's become But now I know that there is nothing to live for because it seems nothing is ever for certain in this place And you can see me crying here with so many scars showing my pain showing all my anger at the mess life's become And I'll never be ready to move on because I've been knocked down to the ground thrown down with no one to pull me up My life has changed and if you can see me crying here you can see the scars that I've made at finding nothing is ever certain in life Nothing is ever certain and I've just found out that I've got nothing to live for

Simply Dumb...
It’s Not Only Men Who Don’t Ask For Directions A Baltimore, Maryland, woman got lost after driving away from her home and didn’t stop driving until she reached Syracuse, New York. Being so greatly embarrassed, she flagged down a passing police cruiser and claimed she had been kidnapped at gunpoint in Baltimore. This claim resulted in a cross-state manhunt involving 5 police agencies. When the truth came out, her husband was allowed to drive her back to Baltimore only after he promised that he’d do all the driving. Police in Los Angeles had good luck with a robbery suspect who just couldn't control himself during a lineup. When detectives asked each man in the lineup to repeat the words, "Give me all your money or I'll shoot," the man shouted, "That's not what I said!" This Iz A Stikkup! San Francisco: A man, wanting to rob a downtown Bank of America, walked into the branch and wrote "this iz a stikkup. Put all your muny in this bag." While standing in line

Marine By God!!!
The USMC is over 225 years of romping, stomping, hell, death and destruction. The finest fighting machine the world has ever seen. We were born in a bomb crater, our mother was an M-16 and our father was the devil. Each moment that I live is an additional threat upon your life. I am a rough looking, roving soldier of the sea. I am cocky, self-centered, overbearing, and I do not know the meaning of fear, for I am fear itself. I am a green, amphibious monster made of blood and guts who arose from the sea, festering on anti-Americans throughout the globe. Whenever it may arise, and when my time comes, I will die a glorious death on the battle field, giving my life to Mom, the Corps, and the American flag. We stole the eagle from the Air Force, the anchor from the Navy, and the rope from the Army. On the 7th day, while God rested, we overran his perimeter and stole the globe, and we've been running the show ever since. We live like soldiers and talk like sailors and slap the hell out of

Bored
just thought i would write a lil something. Not much to say I am just sitting here chillin with my dogs. getting ready for hollween. life is good just got a new movie think i am going to go watch it soon. anyways no one reads this anyways so .hmmm. what else can i say...........

My Goth Name
Go to this site & enter your name in the box & hit the Get Name button. DON'T CHEAT, KEEP THE FIRST ONE THEY GIVE YOU. Then add your name to the list and repost entire bulletin. www.deadname.com Violent Sex Addict

You've Been Everything To Me
You've been everything to me: a father, Teacher, playmate, model, conscience, friend. Sometimes I'm not certain why you bother, If your feelings on my words depend. I know I haven't been the child I should: Far from it, and I really can't say why. I know exactly what I'd label good, But in the real world something goes awry. Underneath my actions there is love, Gratitude, respect, and admiration. Sometimes I don't know what I'm thinking of, But I thank God you're in for the duration. I'm sorry, sorry for the things I do, But please believe I cherish Mom and you.

Lycanthropy As A State Of Mind;
Do I believe that a wolf spirit possesses me? Not really, though it would come as no surprise to me if I have been. Though I have an open mind to mysticism and magic(k), that's not to say I take it all to heart. Nor can I physically shift, something that some people claim to be able to do. But there are times where a feel "like a wolf", a rather deep emotional feeling of being a wolf, of having paws and fur. It's almost impossible to describe to your average layman, since you really need to be able to feel it to understand it. It's like a strong physical urge to be the wolf. But in the end that's all it is for me, another emotion, another state of mind, there's nothing terribly mystic about it.

Lycanthropy As An Interest;
have an interest in the various Native American animal Gods or "First People", such as Coyote the Trickster, or Raven. (Though I have to acknowledge my ignorance towards the finer details of these myths.) For me, the concept of a God who makes mistakes and likes to play games seems more natural and believable than an omnipotent flawless God where everything has a purpose. For a God to turn around and say "Shit happens" makes more sense than "Everything has a reason, you just can't figure it out yet." I also have a strong interest in mythology of all cultures. People fail to realize the role mythology plays in society today, we just take it for granted or call it something else. UFOs, conspiracies, these are all modern day myths. I guess it all stems from a basic need to ask "Why?

Lycanthropy As A Religion;
For most people religion provides them with moral guidelines to live by, and a purpose in life. For me, Lycanthropy provides a similar function but without a supernatural deity. However it still has its icons, and for me that icon is the wolf. To me the wolf symbolizes such ideals as honesty, loyalty, strength and purity, and it is towards this image to which I aspire. It's the wolf (and to some extent the Coyote and Raven) that provides me with the ideals and goals for my life that a religion would provide in the life of others. Also like religion, Lycanthropy involves "prayer". During times of stress or worry I conjure up the image of the wolf in my mind, to help relax me and focus my thoughts. But I don't pray at set times, nor do I have a particular location in which to worship such as a church. While mainstream religion has its rules and set doctrines, my lycanthropy is my own creation. It's very personal and meets my own spiritual needs. I don't wish to sound like I'm again

I Will Always.........
FUNNY ISN'T IT? SOMEONE CAN DO YOU SO MUCH WRONG EVEN THREATEN TO KILL YOU AND YET YOU FIND YOURSELF STILL CARING ABOUT THEM. THATS WHAT HAPPENED TO ME. I FILED A PFA AGAINST THE GUY OF COURSE AND WELL I FOUND OUT I DIDNT MEAN CRAP TO HIM BECAUSE HE DIDNT EVEN TRY TO FIGHT IT. I KNOW I SHOULD BE HAPPY I GOT THE PFA BUT I CANT HELP REMEMBERIG THE GOOD TIMES AND I CANT HELP MISSING HIM. THE GOOD KIND HIM THAT IS NOT THE MEAN NASTY ONE HE BECAME. I DONT UNDERSTAND HOW SOMEONE CANSAY THEY LOVE YOU WITH ONE BREATH AND THEN SAY THEY WANNA KILL YOU WITH THE NEXT I WILL NEVER UNDERSTND. I KNOW I CANT SEND HIM TO JAIL JUST FOR TALKING TO ME BUT AT LEAST WITH THE PFA I KNOW IF HE TRYS TO HURT ME OR MY FAMILY I CAN PROTECT US. I WILL ALWAYS REMEMBER THE GOOD SIDE OF HIM AND YES I CAN FORGIVE BUT NEVER WILL I FORGET.

Tao Of Cunnilingus
TAO OF CUNNILINGUS The appreciation of the act of cunnilingus is an art withing itself. Better known as oral sex performed on the female anatomy. This act carries many street names suck as goin down, licking the pearl tongue, eating coohie, licking carpet, muff diving, eating the box, eating at the y, and just plain eating pussy. NO matter what one may call it, it is all the same. The names all mean the same thing. The difference comes in the performance of the act. Many different people go about this act in their own manner. Some start from the top and work their way down. Some start from the bottom and work their way up. People often use other appendages of their body such as a finger for more stimulation during the act. Sexual toys are often used. Extra stimulating devices range from houshold artifacts, adult shop items to produce and foods found in ones pantry. To really get down and perform this art to the best of

Background Out
Hi iwas wonderin if anyone had a code for the background that took out the color in the back ground..i have gotten a few from others and none seem to work.. i know how to do it as wel but nothing seems to work..or is there a sight i can go to to get another...ok thanks alot...

Fibromyalgia
Fibromyalgia affects millions of people in the United States, but is an invisible condition. Only through education and understanding will we begin to breakthrough the the stigma that follows those who live daily with fibromyalgia. Fibromyalgia syndrome (FMS) is not a disease, but a chronic condition that causes a myriad of symptoms. Fibromyalgia can affect anyone, regardless of age, gender or heritage. The most common and widespread symptom of FMS is pain. The pain is not caused by any inflammation but it is real. The body of someone with fibromyalgia is more sensitive to sensations that that of someone without the condition. It occurs over the entire body to varying degrees. Approximately 90% people with fibromyalgia also experience fatigue. It is believed this is caused due to difficulty for someone with FMS to reach and maintain the restorative sleep cycles. Someone with fibromyalgia may wake up feeling as if they have been exercising all night or that they have been "hit by a

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"I do not like this word "bomb." It is not a bomb. It is a device that is exploding." - Jacques le Blanc, French ambassador on nuclear weapons "The people in the Navy look on motherhood as being compatible with being a woman." - James R. Hogg, Rear Admiral "His previous wives just didn't understand him." - Jan Chamberlain, wife #8 for Mickey Rooney "We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees." - Jason Kidd upon his drafting to the Dallas Mavericks "I don't want to ever, ever do something in life that isn't fun. Ever." - Jennifer Love Hewitt, Actress, in the February Cosmopolitan. "We're going to move left and right at the same time." - Jerry Brown, Governor of California "Winfield goes back to the wall. He hits his head on the wall and it rolls off! It's rolling all the way back to second base! This is a terrible thing for the Padres!" - Jerry Coleman, Padres radio announcer "There's a soft liner, which is caught by the second baseman. A

My First Blog
Hello everyone. I've finally gotten around to posting my first blog on here. Not because I haven't wanted to, but I'm still getting used to this site. I'm used to Yahoo360, and frankly, it may not be as much fun as here, but it's much easier to use. None the less, I AM glad to be here. I'm having a lot of fun. I've met some great people on here and am grateful to the responses that I've received. I must admit, the people here are so much more friendly, and inviting, and nicer than I expected. Thank you all. And thank you to all that have accepted my invites, and to those who have invited me, too. That's all that I have for now. Take care everybody, and have a wonderful day.

Wish It All Away...
What in the fuck happened? Was it something I did? Something that was said? My heart you eagerly ripped away, all the while whispering your sweet... innocent intentions All the right words, all the smooth moves You've got your game set, huh? Was that all I was... A pawn in your game,... clueless and naive I wish I would've known it was a game for two I have to give credit where credit is due, Your words of warning should've sent the bells ringin' They obviously were muted by the fuckin stars in my eyes The beating of my heart had to have been drowning them out. Out of sight, Out of mind... I recall those words Also, very true You can no longer lull me away with your smiles... entrancing me with your eyes God, those fucking eyes! I'll close mine and wish it all away...

Silent Words.
these words...simplistic and drenched with truth they're sitting between my lips seeking for the right moment...waiting in fear my heart is screaming for them to escape my head is holding them capture I'd give anything to whisper them to you softly for you to know...and realize all that I hold inside

Missing Pieces...
Disheartened with relentless tears my heart is falling from the sky Little pieces of me cascading down They're kissing your eyes Now captured in your lashes Blanketing your skin The sorrowful warmth consumes you whole Each shattered fragment; a puzzle in complete disarray Once picture perfect, now distorted Vertigo lacing your thoughts The sweet pain, too exquisite for just one

Angel Of Deceit.
Angel in the night Beckoning me to follow Your promises of sweet deceit The unrelenting lust Blanketing the air Your smile saturated with evil Forces me to my knees Your hypnotic eyes Dark as Ravens blood Lulls me into a spell The temptations are overwhelming Raising me to hate But forcing me to stay Your pain is unbearable Drawing out my darkest secrets You summon me with black intent Your darkness veils my sight Leaving a path of distortion No longer able to hold on to myself I finally succumb to your midnight ways...

Today
Today my bf is 36 Please feel free to comment him and move him up a level ... His Sn is bosaburn.... Happy Halloween to all... Why don't we try something creative and post our main pic in our halloween costumes for today and tomorrow to celebrate Halloween ? If you are cheap or don't celebrate Halloween then I guess post your favorite pic of yourself... Have a wonderful day all Jaina

Deer
We just finaly got our 95 Chevy C1500 truck the way we wanted it. We took out the 6banger it came with and dropped in a big RAT 454 bored .060 over with a chip and new injectors to handel the fuel. After putting a shit load of money to drop it and put new wheels and tires all around. we had it in a local car show and got a lot of attention. we were really proud that all our hard work was respected . Sat. on the way to work we hit a deer on a back road we travel daily doing 70 and destroied the passenger side of the truck. Now we have to tear itall apart and start over . What pissed my Husband off the most was that he couldnt eat the damn deer.. LOL Oh weel I guess that what you get when you live in the country... Just had to get that off my chest... Have a great day yall.....LOL

Please Daddy(for My Boys That Lost There Dad)
As soft winds sweep away the days I look back on life through a haze. Remember playgrounds, parks and friends, In childlike gaze that never ends. The laughter in a game of catch, Shall memory ever attach... To innocence in youthful eyes, Catching the ball to Dad's surprise. I recall my first bike, first wreck, Who picked me up, said, "What the heck?" Convinced me to give one more try, While, knees skinned, I forgot to cry. Just the joy knowing he was there, Making him proud my only care. There was nothing I couldn't do, My heart held fast that to be true. Though teenage years were kind of rough, I sure wasn't too big or tough. You taught me to defend what's right And never back down from a fight. So I learned the hard way to stand, Still, with each lump, I found your hand. Drawing from you an inner strength, And stubborn pride of equal length. But there the line of fate was drawn, As though I blinked and you were gone. I found myself facing the sun, Not

Found This And Loved It Hope It Doesnt Belong To Anyone If It Does Ill Remove It.....
I knew I had been touched by Love the first time I saw you and I felt your warmth and heard your laughter I knew I had been touched by Love when I was hurting from something that happened and you came along and made the hurt go away. I knew I had been touched by Love when I quit making plans with friends and started dreaming of you instead I knew I had been touched by Love when I stopped thinking in terms of "ME" and started thing in terms of "WE" I knew I had been touched by Love when suddenly I couldn't make decisions myself anymore, and I had this strong desire to share with you everything I had in stored I knew I had been touched by Love when all the times we spend alone, together and I knew I wanted to stay with you FOREVER. I had never felt this TOUCHED BY LOVE.

A Letter
A Letter to my (dead) Wife You think I don't know? You think I am that stupid not to realize your ways? Think again bitch. I know everything, and it will haunt you come divorce time. I know what you did after three months of marriage. I know the lies you told, and the guys you fucked. How? I have confessions and I have statements catching you in the act. I know about the guy across the street. He told me everything before bashing you. I know about the guy serving in Iraq. May he be the only one killed. How do I know, the e-mails you sent him and the defense fight you tried. I know about your ex. May he kill you. Wether it be by physical abuse or drugs. How do I know about your ex? Your friends, who by the way, are also my friends, and they have desency and respect relationships. You were complaining about your friend being cheated on? Looks whos fucking talking. Three guys at three different times. I may not be very outgoing, but the ones I know have all the info I need

Cherry Tags
If any of you see a cherry tag you want to rip or save to use, feel free... I will also take requests and make special ones... with names added, etc... If you need help on how to store them and add them to your comments send me a email or message... Peace and good days fellow CHERRIES! Missie

Everyone Needs A Little Hope
seven years ago my grandfather died. my grandmother had never dated any other man except him. but when he died, she got her first job, started taking yoga classes(she has always taken arobics) she started taking computer and art classes at the college, and she has since gotten herself a new car. all this and she's 84 years old. well, a few months ago, she was visited by the widowed husband of one of her best friends. he and his wife had been really close to my grandparents, and he asked her out on a date. she told me it was the funniest thing because he has a bad back and she has bad knees and they had to help each other off of the couch. well they have been going out dancing and on regular dinner dates. i spoke wiht my grandma yesterday and she sounded happier than i have heard her i so long. her boyfriend brought her roses and she said she hasn't gotten flowers in years. i am so glad that she can find a companion, neither of them wish to remarry,they have already loved and lost, but

Sizzling Swordfish Fajitas
Prep Time:20 min Start to Finish:35 min Makes:6 servings Fresh Spicy Salsa 2 medium tomatoes, finely chopped (1 1/2 cups) 8 medium green onions, sliced (1/2 cup) 2 cloves garlic, finely chopped 1 small fresh jalapeño chile, finely chopped 2 tablespoons chopped fresh cilantro 2 tablespoons lime juice 1/2 teaspoon ground cumin Fajitas 2 tablespoons lime juice 1 teaspoon vegetable oil 1/2 teaspoon coarsely ground pepper 1 lb swordfish or other firm texture fish steaks 6 Old El Paso® flour tortillas (8 inches in diameter), warmed 1 1/2 cups shredded lettuce (1/2 head) 1 small red bell pepper, finely chopped (1/2 cup) 1. In glass or plastic bowl, mix all salsa ingredients until well blended. Cover; refrigerate until serving time. 2. Set oven control to broil. Spray broiler pan rack with cooking spray. In small bowl, mix lime juice, oil and pepper; brush on fish. Place fish on rack in broiler pan. Broil with tops about 4 inches from heat 10 to 15 minutes, turning after

Friends
Growing pains Broken chains A sad melody Falling tears Listening ears A friend just for me Reaching out Sharing doubt When life gets me down Hands to clutch Gentle touch Can turn me around Spoken words Softly heard Cognitivity Holding tight Loving light Calm serenity

Taco Beef Bake With Cheddar Biscuit Topping
Prep Time:15 min Start to Finish:50 min Makes:6 servings (1 cup each) 1 lb lean (at least 80%) ground beef 1 package (1.25 oz) Old El Paso® 40%-less-sodium taco seasoning mix 1 cup Old El Paso® Thick 'n Chunky salsa 2 cups Green Giant® Niblets® frozen corn (from 1-lb bag) 2 cups Original Bisquick® mix 1 cup shredded Cheddar cheese (4 oz) 2/3 cup milk 1. Heat oven to 425°F. In 10-inch skillet, cook beef over medium-high heat 5 to 7 minutes, stirring occasionally, until thoroughly cooked; drain. 2. Stir taco seasoning mix, salsa and corn into beef. Heat to boiling, stirring occasionally. Pour into ungreased 8-inch square pan or 8-inch square (2-quart) glass baking dish. 3. Meanwhile, in medium bowl, stir Bisquick mix, cheese and milk until soft dough forms. 4. Drop dough by 12 spoonfuls onto beef mixture. 5. Bake uncovered 20 to 25 minutes or until topping is golden brown. High Altitude (3500-6500 ft): In step 2, add 1/2 cup water to beef mixture, then heat to boiling, s

A Letter To The Moon
If I could compose a letter to the moon. I would ask her why she shines so bright I would speak to her of the brillance of the coming day An bask with her in the stillness of the night I would reach out with a gentle touch To share with her mortal love For just one moment time would vanish As Immortal and Child become one A flash of light A crack of thunder With understanding the child silently moves away. Nixy For those left wondering...... The words here are a matter of faith if you will. A thought pattern of enlightment.

Level Up To Add Pictures
hey ya'all i just want to level up so i can post new pic..everyone has heard about them and a few people have already seen them.. some people have yet to see them...so if u could help me level up... and no im not some slut i dont put naked pic up of myself...no offence to those who do i just think its sluty....but thats just my opinion dont take offense to it.... thank u if u are one of the ones who helps me! sincerely julie and to everyone i have come to know really well.. exp: justin...guy...and a few others..... thank u very much for helping me out...i really appericate it..... cause we all know my ex is a dickhead....

Romantic Things To Do For Your Parnter
Back rubs/massages. French Kiss. Whisper to each other. Skinny dip. Hold hands. Buy gifts for each other. Roses. Find out their favorite cologne/perfume and wear it every time you're together. Kiss at every chance you get. Lightly kiss their collarbone and their jawbone just below the ear, then whisper I love you. Hugs are the universal medicine. Say I love you, only when you mean it and make sure they know you mean it. Give random gifts of flowers/candy/poetry etc. Tell her that she's the only girl you ever want. Don't lie. Spend every second possible together. Tell her that she doesn't have to do anything she doesn't want to. And mean it. Look into each other's eyes. Very lightly push up her chin, look into her eyes, tell her you love her, and kiss her lightly. When in public, only flirt w/ each other. Put love notes in their pockets when they aren't looking. Buy her a ring. PDA = Public Display of Affection. Take adva

Who Wears The Pants?? & Bored Lol
Ray was going to be married to Mimi, so his father sat him down for a little chat. He said, "Ray, let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite I took off my pants, handed them to your mother, and said, 'Here - try these on' She did and said, 'These are too big I can't wear them.’ I replied, 'Exactly I wear the pants in this family and I always will.’ Ever since that night we have never had any problems." "Hmmm," said Ray. He thought that might be a good thing to try. On his honeymoon, Ray took off his pants and said to Mimi, "Here - try these on." She tried them on and said, "These are too large. They don't fit me." Ray said, "Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will. I don't want you to ever forget that." Then Mimi took off her pants and handed them to Ray. She said, "Here-you try on mine." Ray tried them on and said, "I can't get into your pants." Mimi said, "Exactly.

Laught For The Day Ii
John woke up one morning immensely aroused so he turned over to his wife's side of the bed. His wife, Heather, had already awakened though, and she was downstairs preparing breakfast in the kitchen. Afraid that he might spoil things by getting up, John called his little boy into the room and asked him to' Bring this note to your beautiful Mummy.' The note read: The Tent Pole Is Up, The Canvas Is Spread, The Hell With Breakfast, Come Back To Bed. Heather, grinning, answered the note and then asked her son to 'Bring this to your silly Daddy.' The note read: Take The Tent Pole Down, Put The Canvas Away, The Monkey Had A Hemorrhage, No Circus Today. John read the note and quickly scribbled a reply. Then, he asked his son to take it back to 'The lady in the kitchen'. The note read: The Tent Pole's Still Up, And The Canvas Still Spread, So Drop What You're Doing, And Come Give Me Some Head. Laughing, Heather answered the note and then asked her son t

Family List Yay!
hello everyone! i wanted to do this long time ago :) so it's monday and i'll begin i'll talk a lil bit about each person in my family ;) (no other there so don't complain) Neil@ CherryTAP Yes, i know Neil since i came here, he's busy all the time, but he was one of the first friends i had here :) he's a sweetie! everyone please show him love! ***************************** Lucifer@ CherryTAP he's a great friend and a sweetheart:) he was at my side all the time with all that happened, what else can you ask in a friend when things turn bad? ***************************** Short'n'Sassy@ CherryTAP Elizabeth is a fantastic woman :) always there to listen to me, and always to make me smile! i have to say thanks to Peter for make me talk to her! ***************************** thedrunkenmonkey1026@ CherryTAP he's a teddy :) who doesn't love him? lol sometimes he forgets to open his beautiful eyes and look at what he has, but i poke him and then he says hello

Saw 3
For anyone who loves horror movies I strongly urge you to go see see SAW 3 it was great it had no scaryness in it really but a whole lot of blood parts that even surpassed the first two belive you'll see what I'm talking about. I also saw the Prestige which wasn't so bad but you will be bored out of your skull if you don't like people doing magic tricks but it is a good halloween movie at least I thought so well I guess that's it let me know what you think of saw 3 and have a great day!!!

Sick Of It Take Back Your Existance
if your easily offended FUCK YOU and stop reading right about now ...... ok i assume only tha real are reading at this point so here goes my first shot EVER at this blog thing. what ever happened to freedom of choice and expression ? isn't that written in some famouse document as a quote unquote right ? who the fuck decided what a professional appearence is ? look at yourself and ask yourself this ..... at some point in my life did i do something wear certain clothes or act a certain way that someone maybe a parent or boss didnt approve of ? and are these not the same things that made me who i am today ? i just had my ass chewed out because of my facial piercings !! what the fuck does that have to do with my job working on the front lines with todays youth ? the same youth that will be the leaders of tomorrow ? what happened to teaching people tolerance and acceptance to the difference of other cultures life styles and religious beliefes ? what happend to the old saying " never judge

What Is Your Sign (read And Reply)
Read and Reply back to me in a comment so I will be sure to recieve it. May not see it in the bulletin since there are so many. I am a LEO what is your sign Do you think we are compatible CANCER (Jun 22 - Jul. 22) Great Kisser. Very high sex appeal. Great in bed. Most horny. PISCES (Feb. 19 - Mar. 20) Caring. Smart. Center of attention. Too Sexy, DAMN IT. Very high sex appeal. Has the last word. Extremely weird but in a good way. Amazing in bed and I mean amazing LIBRA (Sep. 23 - Oct. 22) Very gentle. very romantic. Nice. Love is one of a kind. Silly and fun, sweet! Have own unique sexiness. Great Kisser. Most caring person you will ever meet! very nice person! GEMINI (May 21 - Jun. 21) Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Predict future. Irrestible, awesome kisser. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. BY FAR the BEST in BED. EVERY PERFORMANCE!!!! AQUARIUS (Jan. 20 - Feb. 18) Trustworthy. Sexy. Rare to find. Loves being in long relationships. Extr

Just In Time For Halloween
Halloween A black man and his wife were going to a Halloween party in a couple of days so the husband tells his wife to go to the store and get costumes for them to wear. When he comes home that night he goes into the bedroom and there laid out on the bed is a Superman costume. The husband yells at his wife, What are you doing? Have you ever heard of a black Superman? Take this back and get me something else I can wear. The next day the wife, not too happy, returns the costume and gets a replacement. The husband comes home from work goes to the bedroom and there laid out on the bed, is a Batman costume. He again yells at his poor wife, "What are you doing? Have you ever heard of a black Batman? Take this back and get me something I can wear to the costume party!" The next morning his irate wife goes shopping. When the husband comes home again from work, there laid out on the bed are three items one is a set of three white

50 Things Guys Wtsh Thy Knew About Women
1. We aren’t mind readers! 2. We are not to be used as pawns in trying to make your girlfriends jealous. 3. When you sleep over never boss me around in bed unless it is during sex. 4. Smoking is the biggest turn off. 5. It never hurts to work out. 6. If you don’t want to hear the truth, don’t ask the question. 7. “Fine” or “whatever” is not an appropriate ending to a conversation. 8. If you want sex, just ask. (In case you didn’t already know.) 9. Don’t expect guys to say as many sweet things as they do in the movies. (It takes a lot of guys and their wives to come up with those scripts). 10. Only models are able to wear most of the stuff you see in fashion magazines. 11. No guy will complain if he comes home and sees you in one of the following outfits: French Maid, School girl, bunny, or just plain naked. 12. You don’t need lingerie to look sexy before bed, short cotton shorts and a tank top are fine by us. 13. Girls look good naked so stop worrying. 14. Sha

Subject: Numbered Advice
ONE. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully. TWO. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other. THREE. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want. FOUR. When you say, "I love you," mean it. FIVE. When you say, "I'm sorry," look the person in the eye. SIX. Be engaged at least six months before you get married. SEVEN. Believe in love at first sight. EIGHT. Never laugh at anyone's dream. People who don't have dreams don't have much. NINE. Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the only way to live life completely. TEN.. In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling. ELEVEN. Don't judge people by their relatives. TWELVE. Talk slowly but think quickly. THIRTEEN. When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask, "Why do you want to know?" FOURTEEN. Remember that great love and great achievem

Lets Help My Bf Move Up A Level For His Birthday
My boyfriends 26th Birthday is today sooo Let's move him up a level for his birthday please send him a little birthday greeting... His SN is bosaburn... Thank you hugs and moochies Jaina baby J

My So Called
ok. I supposidly have 41 " Friends " . They come by ask to be my friend and I never hear from them again. If I don't start then you're all getting deleted off my list...Truthfully I could care less if I didn't have any. This place is starting to suck major ass. Well thanks for reading if you do. If not then whatever. Well now alot of them can just screw themselves because I just deleted 18 of them... but if you want to be deleted as my friend then so be it. If not let me know that you are actually my friend. Cause seriously I am sick of all the shit. Thanx and have a better day than me. Jaimee 'Psykobich' Rodriguez

Her Gift
He saw her over the gulf of eternity sitting under the great oak. Her body swathed in pure white chiffon and lace, White and pure and soft. Her legs up her body cradled over the box... the box of gold.. her gift. She sat there crying, Her sobs touching every fiber of her soul. For inside the box, was her gift, of love, her soul, her desire, her need. The precious seeds of her womanhood. With love those seeds would grow, venture out of the box into the sunlight, and through their growth fill her life with color the beautiful perfume of flowers, the wonder of birds and butterflies attracted by it's beauty. But her box was grey, Covered with years of neglect, the seeds resting on bone-dry soil. Her heart in hibernation. Her tears tracing lines down her cheek. He watched her. He understood. She fell asleep. She woke to see him there The box cradled lovingly in his lap Toolbox by his side. He was a million miles away across the great gulf yet see

Boo Bash!
Everyone is welcome..come in a costume(change your display pic to sumtin halloweenie) We will have halloween tunes cranking and just chat and have a goodtime and hang out! I hope you all come. 1pm EST 12amCentral 11amMoutain 9am Pacific Any Music request can be put as a comment on this blog! You can get to the lounge by clicking the cute invite graphic or http://cherrytap.com/lounge.php?l=3615

God Open The Windows To Heaven
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What Would You Do For Love?
As the world begins to blur together into a haze of tired insomnia I start to wonder where I am. When I first laid my head down my stereo was on and the moon glowed outside the window. Now two hours later as I lay hear staring something seems very wrong. Instead of my window with the stars shining outside and the bed which becomes my prison through each night, I find myself staring at a white brick wall and feel the cold of metal around my left wrist noticing that I’m chained to a metal ring on the wall. A soft light illuminates the room enough to see there’s a dead body that lies in the middle and mirrors on the adjacent wall to where I’m chained. Next to the mirrors is a rusty metal door painted an ugly green that I assume is locked. Trying to stand up my head begins to swim as though I’d just had a long night of partying or taken a heavy dose of some drug that my body wasn’t prepared to handle. Almost falling I grab the metal ring on the wall for support and stand hunched over p

I Will Make You...
I will seek and find you . . I shall take you to bed and have my way with you I will make you ache, shake & sweat until you moan & groan. I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop. I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I'm finished with you. And, when I am finished, you will be weak for days. All my love, The Flu Now, get your mind out of the gutter and go get your flu shot!

My Family Bitches To Much
OK im on a ranting rampage this morning...... Well i go to visit my grandmother while im waiting on the time to come to take my son to headstart. And what do you know she starts gripping and complaining about how david does. Says he isnt trying to work and talks about how he is not talkitive. Well i kept telling her that it was nothing like she was saying it was and she said she was sorry that me and her had got to this point that i would defend david why wouldnt i defend him against her when she has no idea what she is talking about. She acts like his is worthless and called him sorry. He works the only job there is around here and is going to the unemployment office every chance he gets to put in more applications. He does what he can to help me with MY kids and does alot to help with our new baby. She talks about how he wont put on his seatbelt in her van (i think he should) and he leaves spit cans sitting around her house(i gave her props for that also) but i tell him all the tim

I Was Born To Touch You
2006-10-29 20:24:11 SCORPIONS - BORN TO TOUCH YOUR FEELINGS I was born from the sound of the strings For someone to give everything To be a song just for your feeling Close your eyes and I'll try to get in To waken your heart like the sping 'Cause I was born to touch your feelings Steal the time, take a song and be glad Be free as the birds, don't be sad Your time will come, I'll make you feel it You're still young like the sun after rain Follow the light it's not in vain And you will see I'll touch your feelings You've got your songs They are everyday for awhile Just the only way to feel all right You've got your songs They are everyday for awhile Just the only way to feel all right You were born just to lose or to win To be someone's chime in the wind To live between your mind and feelings Find your way, check it out Learn each day Follow the light, it's not in vain And you will see I'll touch your feelings You've got your songs They are eve

Mini Crescent Meat Loaves
Prep Time:25 min Start to Finish:1 hr Makes:4 servings 2 lb lean (at least 80%) ground beef 2/3 cup chopped onion 1/2 cup quick-cooking oats 1/2 cup ketchup 1/2 teaspoon salt 1/4 teaspoon pepper 2 eggs 1 can (8 oz) refrigerated crescent dinner rolls Chunky style salsa, if desired 1. Heat oven to 375°F. Cook ground beef and onion in 10-inch skillet over medium heat 8 to 10 minutes, stirring occasionally, until beef is thoroughly cooked; drain well. Stir in remaining ingredients except rolls and salsa. 2. Unroll crescent rolls; divide into 4 rectangles. Press each into 8x6-inch rectangle. Press each rectangle in 1 1/2-cup mini loaf pan. Divide beef mixture evenly over dough in each pan; press gently. 3. Bake 24 to 28 minutes or until rolls are golden brown. Cool in pan 5 minutes; turn pan upside down onto serving plate. Serve loaves with salsa. Nutrition Information: 1 Serving: Calories 775 (Calories from Fat 395 ); Total Fat 44 g (Saturated Fat 16 g); Cholesterol 2

Spicy Pepper Steak
Prep Time:10 min Start to Finish:15 min Makes:4 servings 1 tablespoon chili or vegetable oil 1 pound cut-up beef for stir-fry 1 medium bell pepper, cut into 3/4-inch squares 1 medium onion, sliced 1/4 cup hoisin sauce Hot cooked noodles or rice, if desired 1. Heat wok or 12-inch skillet over high heat. Add oil; rotate wok to coat side. 2. Add beef to wok; stir-fry about 2 minutes or until brown. Add bell pepper and onion; stir-fry about 1 minute or until vegetables are crisp-tender. Stir in hoisin sauce; cook and stir about 30 seconds or until hot. Serve with noodles. Nutrition Information: 1 Serving: Calories 205 (Calories from Fat 70 ); Total Fat 8 g (Saturated Fat 2 g); Cholesterol 60 mg; Sodium 300 mg; Total Carbohydrate 11 g (Dietary Fiber 2 g); Protein 24 g Percent Daily Value*: Vitamin A 8 %; Vitamin C 24 %; Calcium 2 %; Iron 14 % Exchanges: 2 Vegetable; 3 Lean Meat *Percent Daily Values are based on a 2,000 calorie diet.

Beef And Butter-fan Potatoes
Prep Time:30 min Start to Finish:3 hr 20 min Makes:12 servings 1 beef rolled rump roast (4 1/2 to 5 pounds) 1/2 teaspoon salt 1/8 teaspoon pepper 12 medium baking potatoes 1/4 cup butter or margarine, melted 1 teaspoon seasoned salt 1/4 cup Progresso® dry bread crumbs (any flavor) Paprika 1. Heat oven to 325°F. Place beef roast, fat side up, on rack in shallow roasting pan. Sprinkle with salt and pepper. Insert meat thermometer so tip is in center of thickest part of beef and does not rest in fat. Roast uncovered 1 hour 45 minutes to 2 hours 15 minutes or until thermometer reads 140°F (for medium-rare) to 155°F (for medium). While beef is roasting, continue with recipe. 2. Peel potatoes. Make crosswise cuts 1/4 inch apart in each potato to within 1/2 inch of bottom. Heat 1 inch water (salted if desired) to boiling. Add potatoes. Cover and heat to boiling; boil 10 minutes. Drain and cool slightly. 3. Brush each potato with butter, separating cuts slightly to resemble fa

New And Improved Super Boobs!
That's what I'd have if I could get my LC friends to contribute to my boob-job fund. C'mon kids, think of all the good it would do: Depressed soon to be divorcee gets brand new knockers - hilarity ensues! Anyway, I figure I could offer some sort of PBS telethon kind of reward system: $50.00 gets you a signed, 8x10 color glossy. $100.00 gets a free trip to second base. $500.00 gets to play motorboat. $1000.00 gets to make a pearl necklace. Full sponsorship gets free, unrestricted use of said boobs FOR LIFE. I'm really joking, but hey, if anyone actually WANTS to fund my new tits, I will stand by this offer. Go ahead. Surprise me! Muah! Sandy (and the girls)

Let Me Backtrack A Bit
AFTER BLOWING OFF STEAM OF SEEING THAT THIS MORNING (the ripped pic)I HAVE COME TO SOME THINGS. WELL 1 MOST MY ALBUMS ARE FRIENDS ONLY, 2 IF YOUR ON MY FRENDS OR FAMILY LIST YOU PEOPLE I AM COOL WITH AND DONT HAVE TO ASK TO RIP ANYTHING (THATS YOUR CHOICE)so again sorry for my hottheadness

For A Special Friend
If i could have just one wish, I would wish to wake up everyday, To the sound of your breath on my neck, The warmth of your lips on my cheek, The touch of your fingers on my skin, And the feel of your heart beating with mine... knowing that i could never find that feeling with anyone other than you. xxxx to a special friend

Cilivian Friends Vs. Army Friends
> CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Tell you not to do something stupid when you're drunk. > ARMY FRIENDS: Will post 360 security so you dont get caught. > > CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs. > ARMY FRIENDS: Call your parents Drunk as hell and tell them about the fat chick you tried to pick up. > > CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. > ARMY FRIENDS: Will be sitting next to you saying, Damn...we fucked up...but hey, that shit was fun as fuck!" > > CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Cry with you. > ARMY FRIENDS: Laugh at you and tell you to put some Vagasil on your pussy. > > CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. > ARMY FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff, then keep your stuff untill they PCS. > > CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Know a few things about you. > ARMY FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you. > > CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing. > ARMY FRIENDS: Will kick the whole

Recent
hey everyone sorry ive been gone for awhile but everything is better, although im starting to feel sick again lol but whats new huh? Anyway i been working my ass off trying o make ends meet which is why I havent been on here but on a brighter note I havent smoked a cuggarette since thursday woohoo especially since ive been in a bar scene everyday this weekend. Thats it for now

Halloween Party At Braun's
If you want to see the Halloween Party Pics , CLICK HERE So, last night was Braun's Halloween Party. It was much more populated than last year, and I think more fun was had by all. I thankfully finished my witch costume about a half an hour before we had to leave. Tori wasn't able to come, which, honestly made me very sad. It was the first "Big" Braun's evet I have been to without her since we met. Well, except Easter weekend, but... there wasn't some big Braun's party for that. I spent Sat night of St. Patrick's Day with her, as well as the Toga Party. And if you look through my Braun's album, she was there for almost every week I took pics. In fact, I don't remember a weekend she WASN'T there. A lot of people dressed up, and most of the costumes were very cute and fun. A couple were more of a WTF moment, but...*shrugs* what can you do? lol.... I was one of 4 Witches. And I got a free drink chip for participating. I didn't win any places, but I can always try for next

Me Bitching
I haven't been on this site very long,but, I have noticed something rather strange to me. I have noticed that when someone places a blog for support of the troops there seems to be very little, but, place a blog about personal problems or problems in your lives there seems to be an over abundance of responses. The same can be said for bulletins.I noticed for awhile there was quite a bit of correspondence about our troops in Iraq and Afganistan. What happened, everybody lose interest? If that is the case, SHAME ON YOU. For those that still have interest in the matter, friends and family of those serving can go to a website called "patriot guard.org." I am sure it will be helpful in getting the troops that are going to be coming home the recognition they deserve.Well, now that I have let of a little steam,Ireally hope everybody has a great day and thank you for taking time to read this.

Masquerade
It was the 31st. Two weeks ago an envelope had arrived in the mail; it was quite plain on the outside. Addressed only to Peter and Amanda, one had to begin to wonder how it had found its way to their mailbox. Upon opening they had found an ornately decorated card. With a texture like parchment it had a black mask embossed on the top corner and streamers of metallic red, gold, and silver rounded their way around the card encompassing the writing. It simply said, “Your attendance is required, October 31st 2006 Park Place Manor.” On the back of the card a single line read a web address masquerade.com. Of course as to be expected their curiosity had been rousted and they had at the soonest opportunity logged on to the website. The website echoed everything about the invitation. The background was parchment like and the familiar back mask topped the site with its metallic streamers making an eye-catching boarder. Surprisingly the website welcomed them by name: “Amanda & Peter we’re

An Evning With Jeff
It was just starting to get dark as Jeff waited in his car. The parking lot was soaked from the recent downpour and the patchy sky threatened more. It was funny how the sky showed its mood, the deep red of the sunset fading away blotched with the dark amassing storm clouds. Jeff turned the radio up, tilted his seat back and looked at the clock. Ten more minutes and they would officially be late. While he waited his mind raced with thoughts... would they look like their pictures? Would their personalities match those he'd come to know and like online? Would they really be as open as they had appeared? And even would they really show-up? At least one of his thoughts was answered four minutes later when a small sleek import pulled into the parking space opposite. A man and woman were inside who, without hesitation, he recognized as Peter and Amanda. That answered another of his mental questions, in that they appeared to be exactly like their pictures, well at least the parts he could

In The Rain!
**Glen Frey ? You Belong to the City** The room was small but the glow from the candles made it seem a little bigger. The air was warm and moist. Humidity hung like some invisible cloud. The three of them lay on large pillows on the floor, a plate of strawberries between and each holding a tall glass of champagne. In front of Peter was an open notebook; he had explained to both Bert and Amanda that in the small hours of the morning when his mind was really alive he liked to write. To put down in words his deepest fantasies and now here the three of them were, Peter about to embark on a first. To divulge the contents of his mind as written on the pages, to his wife and their good friend. He thumbed though the book until he came across a page and gently ran his fingers across the words almost reading them as one would read Braille. There was a sexual tension in the room, everyone could feel it. As Peter spoke his voice trembled, he was nervous. It was always difficult to open on

After Dinner Treat!
The three of them went to dinner in town. After dinner they just hung out at the bar drinking and talking. Since they'd been friends for so long they were very comfortable discussing anything together. Bert learned that Amanda loves to watch Peter masturbate and loves to have him cum on her breasts. Naturally Peter also likes to watch Amanda get herself off (what man doesn't). The more the night went on and the more the conversation progressed, the more affectionate Amanda and Peter became with each other. Peter convinced Bert not to drive; it was almost 2a.m. and he had downed quite a few beers during the course of the night. Bert didn't particularly feel drunk, but he guessed he was a little buzzed. So they convinced him to stay. When they got to their apartment Amanda gave Bert sheets and a pillow for the couch and the couple disappeared into the bedroom. They weren’t in the mood for sleeping. Bert took off his clothes and changed into the sweats and tee shirt that Peter had

Our First Threesome...
So it was just before Xmas, I think like a Tuesday. My work colleague, Josh, and I had gone up to Palm Springs to visit the casino for the afternoon while Amanda was at work and stayed till about 8pm. I should mention that about a month before Amanda, Josh and myself had been playing strip poker and both Josh and Amanda had gotten naked. I guess the seeds for what happened had already been placed. We lived about 45 minutes from Palm Springs and on the way home (we'd had a little to drink) we were desperately looking for a strip club (we didn't know the area and couldn't find one) so we drove rather sexually charged back home to my place after stopping to buy some more drinks on the way. When Josh and I arrived home (we lived in a one bedroom apartment where you had to go through the bedroom to get to the bathroom) Josh needed to take a leak, so headed though the bedroom to the bathroom while I looked for Amanda (she was in bed). She hadn't expected me home until the early hours, so

Prayers
Over the weekend, my sister in law, Lisa , age 44, who has had diabetes and a whole range of medical problems for years...passed away from a massive heart attack. Please keep our whole family in prayer. She will be laid to rest tomorrow morning at 10 am. Thank you all.

Swingers...
I'm not sure you'd called us swingers, but we have had alot of fun in a group setting. So anyways thought we'd share with everyone some of our expereinces and fantasys through these blogs. Feel free to read, comment and get to know us better!

How Things Are Going With The Cards…
Sunday is a day that we don’t get mail, just like in the States. Well today is Monday and the mail truck did run for some reason. This could be that it just means it wasn’t running correctly. So now that’s two days down with out mail. I must say that getting the mail is very exciting lately because of getting the cards. I’m running low on desk space already, but that’s not an issue…hell I got three huge walls to slather with cards, and they are empty and bland too. So I just wanted to write this and tell everyone thank you this has been a very fun project for me. I have been showing it off to the other people, and they like it too.

Sexiest Tattoo Contest...
I'm in it! I have to get a lot of work done today so if you find time, please swing by and vote for me!!!! Here is the link. Just copy and paste into your browser and if you get a chance, pimp me out like the whore I am!!!! LOL http://cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=233662&albumid=65525&i=631634785 Cheers and Beers!! Sam

I Am..
.. sick. I cannot take a breath of air without wheezing. I am coughing like crazy and its just getting to be too much. 'D' tells me to stop acting like a child and take myself back to the hospital. I can't help it. I am afraid. I don't know how to make other people understand why going is such a fear. I wish I could just blurt it out and I know I could, but I won't. It is extremely difficult just lay there and let them poke needle after needle in. To let them run test after test and not truly find out what is causing this degradation in the right to breathe like a normal person. Heh.. now how's that for a first blog? and its all about the woman that runs 'Brenna' Oh well..

Person Cant Read?
OK HERE IS MY VIEW ON RIPPING PICS, WELL MINE ANYWAY. I COULD CARE LESS IF YOU DO OR DONT ALL I ASK IS IF YOU DO ASK IF THE FOLDER SAYS TO. WELL SOMEONE APPERENTLY DIDMY READ AN THIS PISSED ME OFF CAUSE THE DAMN FOLDER DOES SAY ASK (IS IT THAT HARD TO READ?) I DONT KNOW I COULD BE WRONG BUT DOESNT IT SAY ON MY MARINE FOLDER PLEASE NO RIPPING UNLESS YOU ASK FIRST. THERE ARE ALOT OF PEOPLE ON HERE AND THEY BITCH WHEN SOMEONE RIPS THERE SHIT BUT WTF!!!! THIS CLEARLY HAS IN IT TO ASK GAH GUESS NO BOTHER NOW CAUSE I SET IT TO ADULT. AND TO THOSE WHO CANT READ I SUGGEST GO BACK TO SCHOOL (AND DONT COME BACK ME WITH PRPPER GRAMMER CAUSE I CAN GIVE 2 SHITS ON THAT RIGHT NOW CAUSE MY ASS CAN AT LEAST READ)

Please!!!! Enough!!!
NOW I'M GOING TO SOUND LIKE A BROKEN RECORD. PLEASE LET THE NAME CHANGE DRMAM DIE ALREADY. NO ONE PAID MONEY TO BE ON THIS SITE. I MEAN REALLY PEOPLE, ARE YOU HERE BECAUSE THE NAME ON THE WAS LOST CHERRY OR ARE YOU HERE BECAUSE YOU FOUND A SITE THAT YOU ACTUALLY LIKE TO HANG OUT IN. SURE THERE PROBLEMS WITH THE SITE AND SURE I LOOKS LIKE THERE IS SOME SELECTIVE ENFORCEMENT OF THE RULES. BUT INSTEAD OF BITCHING AND MOANING ABOUT THE NAME OF THE SITE, WHY AREN'T WE COMPLAINING ABOUT THINGS THAT ARE WRONG THAT WILL MAKE THE SITE BETTER. NO INSTEAD WE RATHER FILL THE BULLETIN BOARDS WITH STUFF ABOUT HOW MUCH WE DON'T LIKE THE NAME CHANGE. ENOUGH ALREADY. FOR THOSE OF YOU THAT TOOK THE TIME TO MAKE COOL TAGS OR SIGNS FOR OTHER MEMBERS AND SUCH, I'M SORRY BUT NO ONE ASKED YOU TO DO THAT YOU DID ON YOUR OWN AND I KNOW IT SUCKS BUT IT LOOKS LIKE THE NEW NAME IS HERE TO STAY. SO PLEASE IF YOU'RE GOING TO COMPLAIN LETS COMPLAIN ABOUT SOMETHING WORTH WHILE. BECAUSE HONSETLY GRIPING ABO

'facts'
Date: Oct 26, 2006 9:09 AM Subject: Facts Body: In the 1400's a law was set forth in England that a man was allowed to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb. Hence we have "the rule of thumb" Many years ago in Scotland, a new game was invented. It was ruled "Gentlemen Only...Ladies Forbidden"...and thus the word GOLF entered into the English language. The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV were Fred and Wilma Flintstone. Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the U.S.Treasury. Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better. Coca-Cola was originally green. It is impossible to lick your elbow. The State with the highest percentage of people who walk to work: Alaska The percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28% (now get this...) The percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38% The cost of raising a medium-size dog to the age of eleven: $6,400 The average number of

Mondays Here Again But
Mondays here again but this one is different this one is my birthday as of seven am here i turned 26 whoo hoo. With such a wonderful weekend behind i just gotta wonder what is today gonna be like.

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"Cover Girl" Hey, oh oh oh Hey, oh hey Oh yeah, oh yeah I wish I could be That girl in the magazine everybody sees She so pretty, I wish I could be When I close my eyes I see What you want me to be That girl [chorus] Wish I could be your Cover Girl Mascara, and lipstick I would be so pretty A little blush, not too much Maybe you'll notice That I could be your Cover Girl Or accept me for me Cover Girl Boy, when you're alone with me I'm takin' good care of you Givin' everything you need I don't know if it's good enough for you Cause you're always in the TV When you're right here next to me I know I'm not Halle Berry, girls from videos I just want to be someone you can hold I just want to be the one for you Baby, baby [chorus] Wish I could be your Cover Girl Mascara, and lipstick I would be so pretty A little blush, not too much Maybe you'll notice That I could be your Cover Girl Or accept me for me Cover Girl Boy, I love you Just the way

Hey Yall!!! Guess What!!!
hey yall, i have new pics on here...not from my trip to the state of Louisiana yet though:( pouts, but hopefully i will get those developed the first of next month. that way i can scan em and put em on my profiles for yall. aint really much going on here...been busy lately so i mostly been on during the nights...sorry yall. HOPE YOU DON'T MISS ME TO BAD!!! LOL. well gotta go got some more updating to do on my other profiles! hope to hear from yall soon! love always, amanda

A Good One To Have
The Sex Fairy This is hilarious! Be sure to read the warning at the bottom. I didn't change a word! I'm not messing with the Sex Fairy! 1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth. ============ 2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow. ============= 3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner. ============= 4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers! ============= 5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-bei

Hooray!
I am pretty stoked to tell everyone that Matt and i had our one month anniversary on sat woot! it was exciting even though i had to work the whole weekend:( but on sun we went out to eat and went to the park and fed the duckies:) it was fun i tried to name them all but there was to many:( and then he picked me a flower..and it was cute:) so yeah thought most of you would be excited to hear that and i wish everyone a fantastical day! ps..I *heart* matt..ok i'm ditzy girl but hey you've seen him can you blame me

Wonderful Weekend
My husband took the weekend off so we could take the kids trick or treating. Even had my neice for it. The kids made out like bandits. Then the next day was our local Fall Festival. We went to the afternoon parade and they ended up with another full sack of candy. That evening we went to the last parade and they got two full sacks of candy. So for this weekend the Kids ended up with 6 sacks full of candy. Oh what am i to do with it all. Last night they had a celebration at the church i occasionally attend and the music and food was wonderful. What i enjoy most about this weekend was spending it with my family as a family. Erin

This Is My Wish For All Of My Friends~~~
I hope that the days come easy and the moments pass slow, And each road leads you where you want to go, And if you're faced with a choice, and you have to choose, I hope you choose the one that means the most to you. And if one door opens to another door closed, I hope you keep on walkin' till you find the window, If it's cold outside, show the world the warmth of your smile, But more than anything, more than anything, My wish, for you, is that this life becomes all that you want it to, Your dreams stay big, and your worries stay small, You never need to carry more than you can hold, And while you're out there getting where you're getting to, I hope you know somebody loves you, and wants the same things too, Yeah, this, is my wish. I hope you never look back, but ya never forget, All the ones who love you, in the place you left, I hope you always forgive, and you never regret, And you help somebody every chance you get, Oh, you find God's grace, in every mistake,

Funny And A Good One
The Sex Fairy This is hilarious! Be sure to read the warning at the bottom. I didn't change a word! I'm not messing with the Sex Fairy! 1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth. ============ 2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow. ============= 3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner. ============= 4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers! ============= 5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with

Listen
It's not everyday I get to sit around and chat, Sit down and think maybe even talk about, that shit just drives me crazy, Fuckin' me up. I'm outta luck like a slut with nobody to fuck, Somebody talk to me, hear me out, lend me an ear, Before I lose it on society and do it so Violently Fearer of fear, hands sweaty, losin' my breath, I'm sittin' with death, somebody sittin' on my chest, Best remedy's revenge on people who wouldn't listen, Cheeks glisten cuz I'm cryin', my vision is so violent, Didn't worry cuz I'm losin' it. Abusin' anybody that's confusin this with lyin or me tryin to get attention, Sention on my mind, all I think about is dyin, In spite of me livin' in Hell, breakin' me down, Outta touch with reality, fuck it I'm out, Everybody in this motha fuckas hearin me now,

There Will Come A Day
Monday, October 30, 2006 There will come a day There will come a day when your innermost imaginings will become your outer reality. What are you choosing to imagine right now? There will come a day when your habits will be so firmly ingrained that they'll carry you along without you even thinking about them. What kinds of habits are you working to develop? There will come a day when you'll suddenly encounter a magnificent and wonderful opportunity that's just perfect for you. What are you doing today that will prepare you to make the most of that opportunity? There will come a day when all the superficial concerns fall away. What are you doing in this moment to give real meaning and purpose and substance to life? The things you do today affect not only today. They build you and prepare you and position you for all the days that will come. That makes this very day your most important opportunity. For the person you choose to be today is the person who will carry you

Love
love is life love is death love is eternal love is forever why? why do people belive this? what is the feel of love what does it feel like to be loved? tell me what is love? how do you know when to love? tell me what do the words I LOVE YOU mean? do they have any menaing at all

Dont Cry Little Angel
Don't cry little angel, Your heart is in good hands. You'll go the distance, You'll travel distant lands. Don't worry little angel, Your tears will soon disappear. You'll kill the pain and stand With out fear. Don't run little angel, I won't let you down. With my caress, and all the faith, You'll forget how to frown. Keep standing little angel, Because I won't let you fall. Believe it, I was there with Just one call. Don't hide little angel, There's no need to conceal. Don't fear what your thinking, Don't fear what you feel. Just sing little angel, Let heaven hear the voice it made. Your melody is strong, Your harmony won't fade. You can laugh little angel, You just don't forget. Laughing heals the soul, No one's proven me wrong yet. So smile little angel, Release your beauty from within. Destroy the past, Let the future begin. So don't cry little angel, Because you can already see. You can always and forever,Courtesy of MsTags.com Forever count o

The Darkness
the darkness darkness some people fear the darkness why? why do people fear the darkness? what does the darkness keep in the mists of the night that makes people so afraid? what? why do we insit that the darkness conseals evil? why? but some peopel like the darkness why? what do they haveto hide from the light?

Tale Of Six Boys
Each year I am hired to go to Washington, DC, with the eighth grade class from Clinton, WI. Where I grew up, to videotape their trip. I greatly enjoy visiting our nation's capitol, and each year I take some special memories back with me. This fall's trip was especially memorable. On the last night of our trip, we stopped at the Iwo Jima memorial. This memorial is the largest bronze statue in the world and depicts one of the most famous photographs in history -- that of the six brave soldiers raising the American Flag at the top of a rocky hill on the island of Iwo Jima, Japan, during WW II. Over one hundred students and chaperones piled off the buses and headed towards the memorial. I noticed a solitary figure at the base of the statue, and as I got closer he asked, "Where are you guys from?" I told him that we were from Wisconsin. "Hey, I'm a cheese head, too! Come gather around, Cheese heads, and I will tell you a story." (James Bradley just happened to be in Washingto

Latest News...
Worked Friday night in the club, Halloween theme, so I wore a black mesh dress, big boots and my pinstripe corset. The curves and cleavage were flowing bountifully that night ;) as were the drinks :D didn't get home until 2.30am, only to wake up at 8 the next morning. I had my theory test booked for 11.30 saturday morning, so I had to sober up and clean up before I went out to that. Managed to get through the exam ok (its the "written" part of the driving test here in the UK) despite nerves and feeling a little under the weather. Turns out I had the start of a cold, not a hangover. Now its monday morning and I'm feeling decidedly worse for wear. I have a meeting with my boss, my director and a couple of other people from the team tomorrow, so I need to get rid of this thing fast. Having said that, If it doesn't clear up, I'll just have to go home early :D

To All The Bible Thumpers
so you think that everyone who doesn't believe in god will go to hell.... even tho the bible contradicts itself so much that anyone with half a brain would be unable to believe the whole bullshit. so you're not supposed to have a god 'next to me' .... yet jesus is the son of god, which makes him a god. obviously a contradiction. the bible states that the earth is flat. the bible says that god is all knowing. makes no sense, right ? so then of course everyone who doesn't believe in god will go to hell. no matter if he's helping people, always nice to everyone.... however, somedood who's being an asshole all his life, trying to tell others how to live their lives.... even murderers will go to heaven, if they confess 2 minutes before they die. does that make sense to anyone ? i don't think so. obviously all gay people will go to hell. so apparently they're sposed to live in their own personal hell on earth, never able to actually love anyone, or make someone happy. rather than live w

So Glad Of The Site Name Change (for The Record)
its amazing how many people you try to convince to come to the site and they say "sorry that sounds like a porn site not interested" I really believe promotions will be on the raise for this reason because more people are more interested in networking then porn anyway. thank you sabby and the site mods and crew. I was beginning to wonder if I was the only one on this issue :) oh and by the way God Bless yall!!

Postman Pat's Last Day
It was Postman Pat's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same villages and towns. When he arrived at the first house on his route, he was greeted by the whole family there, who all hugged and congratulated him and sent him on his way with a gift cheque for £50. At the second house they presented him an 18-carat gold watch. The folks at the third house handed him a bottle of 15-year old Scotch whisky. At the fourth house he was met at the door by a blonde in her lingerie. She took him by the arm and led him up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew his mind with the most passionate sex he had ever experienced. When he had had enough they went downstairs, where the dumb blonde fixed him a full English breakfast: Bacon, Eggs, Sausage Tomato with freshly-squeezed orange juice. When he was truly satisfied she poured him a cup of steaming coffee. As she was pouring

Let Me Sleep.....
My body aches I'm all choked up I just want to sleep Fall into a deep slumber To forget my pain Forget my past To get away from all my memories Thay haunt me They always do Let me forget Let me sleep it all away Let me pretend this life was just a dream One long disasterious, painful, enjoyable dream Just let me go there Fall asleep Let me make my own ending Write my own past Where my body, my heart doesn't ache Let who I am fade away Let the numbness replace me The me who hasn't been enough The me who can't help The me whose confusion rules The me who keeps letting myself feel The me, who keeps letting myself get hurt and who hurts herself Let sleep be the key The key to letting go of the rest of me

This Is To Good.....
Subject: this is too good A minister passing through his church In the middle of the day, Decided to pause by the altar And see who had come to pray. Just then the back door opened, A man came down the aisle, The minister frowned as he saw The man hadn't shaved in a while. His shirt was kind a shabby And his coat was worn and frayed, The man knelt, he bowed his head, Then rose and walked away. In the days that followed, Each noontime came this chap, Each time he knelt just for a moment, A lunch pail in his lap. Well, the minister's suspicions grew, With robbery a main fear, He decided to stop the man and ask him, "What are you doing here?" The old man said, he worked down the road. Lunch was half an hour. Lunchtime was his prayer time, For finding strength and power. "I stay only moments, see, Because the factory is so far away; As I kneel here talking to the Lord, This is kind a what I say: "I JUST CAME AGAIN TO TELL YOU, LO

Spiritualisation!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
If you didn't know, I injured my knee last year and again this year and have been getting fat ever since. So... I have been looking at forms of exercise I can do, skiing, boarding, surfing, rugby are all kinda no nos. Anyway I turned up at an introduction to yoga session on Saturday. If you are a yoga fan, stop reading, if you've never tried it, keep reading. It started off with some hot girls lying next to me on a mat, pretty good start, then the instructor walked in. She was a short dumpy german lesbian with hairy legs and a moustache! The first task was to sing some strange chant together about the god of resistance (Ohm - physics fans), then listen to her chanting for about 5 minutes in a strange language only dogs can hear or something, I couldn't look anyone in the eye cos I would have burst into laughter. Next we learnt how to lie down. Then touch your toes. Then get your breath back for a few minutes. Exercise number 2 was bend to the side Then get your br

This Is Too Good
Subject: this is too good A minister passing through his church In the middle of the day, Decided to pause by the altar And see who had come to pray. Just then the back door opened, A man came down the aisle, The minister frowned as he saw The man hadn't shaved in a while. His shirt was kind a shabby And his coat was worn and frayed, The man knelt, he bowed his head, Then rose and walked away. In the days that followed, Each noontime came this chap, Each time he knelt just for a moment, A lunch pail in his lap. Well, the minister's suspicions grew, With robbery a main fear, He decided to stop the man and ask him, "What are you doing here?" The old man said, he worked down the road. Lunch was half an hour. Lunchtime was his prayer time, For finding strength and power. "I stay only moments, see, Because the factory is so far away; As I kneel here talking to the Lord, This is kind a what I say: "I JUST CAME AGAIN TO TELL YOU, L

Have You Ever?
Have you ever been so mad you didn't know how to react? I'm not going into details, but the last few days I've wanted to kill people. I know most of my anger has been misdirected in the first place, I am ready to go home, and have a week left, and it is frustrating as hell. I feel like I am not a part of my family anymore, don't get me wrong, I know I am, but being away from them for so long hurts bad. Before I took this job I was working twelve to thirteen hour nights, so I barely saw my family at all. I saw my oldest two pretty much on the weekends only, I got home from work and went to bed before they were awake for school, and I left for work before they got home. I saw my youngest two for about an hour maybe two everyday, and the same with my wife. I took this new job, which I love by the way, but one and a half weeks after I started, I was sent to Japan for five weeks. And when I go home, I will be home for four days, then I go to Texas for eight more days, then I am home for a w

This Is Very True
Look for a guy Who calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him, who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy who kisses your forhead, who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats, who holds your hand in front of his friends, Wait for the one who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you. Wait for the one who turns to his friends and says, "...that's her." If u open this U have to repost it, guy or girl if I dont get dis back I guess your not my friend if u have a lot of love and u have a boy/gurl Or friend.... Pass it ON!!

Thought It Was Cool
Look for a guy Who calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him, who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy who kisses your forhead, who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats, who holds your hand in front of his friends, Wait for the one who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you. Wait for the one who turns to his friends and says, "...that's her." If u open this U have to repost it, guy or girl if I dont get dis back I guess your not my friend if u have a lot of love and u have a boy/gurl Or friend.... Pass it ON!!

Most Romantic Things You Can Do For Your Girl
Most Romantic Things You Can Do For Your Significant Other Back rubs/massages. French Kiss. Whisper to each other. Skinny dip. Hold hands. Buy gifts for each other. Roses. Find out their favorite cologne/perfume and wear it every time you're together. Kiss at every chance you get. Lightly kiss their collarbone and their jawbone just below the ear, then whisper I love you. Hugs are the universal medicine. Say I love you, only when you mean it and make sure they know you mean it. Give random gifts of flowers/candy/poetry etc. Tell her that she's the only girl you ever want. Don't lie. Spend every second possible together. Tell her that she doesn't have to do anything she doesn't want to. And mean it. Look into each other's eyes. Very lightly push up her chin, look into her eyes, tell her you love her, and kiss her lightly. When in public, only flirt w/ each other. Put love notes in their pockets when they aren't looking. Buy

Teehee
well, hello, and welcome to my little piece of sanity. Or insanity, as the case maybe... This is just a quick note to say thank you to everyone for leaving comments and making me feel very welcome indeed :) If you have any questions, please let me know, if they are good ones, I might add them to my profile page ;) with the answers of course :) so, let the buddy building COMENCE!! *bounce*

Kids & Schools
I understand that things are not like when I was in school, But I do believe that things are getting out of control when a 14 year old girl cant carry a small purse to school and the kids cant have a cell phone on them while in school either. I am not saying kids should be allowed to have cell phone on and using them during school hours, but I do believe that they should be allowed to have them with them off and in a book bag or purse until the end of the day. why ?? Well in my case my daughter rides public buses from school home and if something happens like the bus breaks down or what ever I want my daughter to beable to call me and let me know. Everyone knows that now a days it takes 2 people to work to make it, and we all cant be home every day when our kids get home and at 14 they dont need a sitter any more, so in reality that cell phone is her life line to her parents. I was told recently that if my daughter brought her phone to school again that the school would no

Slowww Progress....
Today it's been a month since I woke up with the left side of my face totally paralyzed. Not much improvement since then, unfortunately. I can move my left eyebrow some and there is minute movement in my left cheek. I couldn't have done that a week ago. Progress is SLOWWWW...it hits you all at once, but buddy let me tell you regaining control and usage sure doesn't happen over night. Please just keep me in your thoughts and prayers. As always, thanks for reading. Kim

Riding With The Fat Old Men
RIDING WITH THE FAT OLD MEN I have been riding with the fat old men. Their bellies lunge aggressively over their belt bands like boulders hanging balanced over a cliff's edge. They wear blue jeans suspended from bright red galluses as broad as four fingers of a thin man's hands. For real comfort 'overhauls' are the informal uniform of the day. The fat old men are sixty-something to seventy-something. They have knuckles scarred by slipping wrenches, and small patches of white skin where burns have healed from rubbing against red hot exhaust headers. They were too anxious to get the work done to let their motorcycles cool; too eager to get back on the road. The fat old men do not walk to breakfast with their riding companions unless the cafe is across the street. The fat old men are genial companions around a campfire, or at a breakfast table, but they leave the congeniality of group walks to their younger, merely plump, riding buddies and their buddies' comfortable wives.

Hmmmm Who Knew
everytime when i think everything is bleak i see that times are clearly getting better. me and my true love have been together for over two years now and let me tell you we have seen some rough times and put each other through some bitter sweet times. i often ask myself what did i ever do to deserve someones love that truly unconditonally loves me for who i am. well all i can say is that if you know in your heart that love is real then i guess you better be like me and face reality. love can be tricky but in the longrun man is it worth it.

The Day You Walked Away
The Day You Walked Away Trapped inside my eyes My tears will surely stay. I cried the last bit I had. On the day you walked away. You killed my need to love As a hunter kills it’s prey. Gave me not a second thought The day you walked away. Nothing is more painful Or brings as much dismay As feeling not a thing at all Since the day you walked away. I gave you all I had to give And still you wouldn’t stay. You took away my gift of love The day you walked away. By: Leah M. Baier

Guess What Happened To Me Today!??
Well, it was Sunday and I went out to eat lunch sometime in the afternoon. I enjoyed my food and to my surprise when I got back to my car my cd player was stolen. Not only that, but about 700.00 worth of cameras and and lens all together. I had my car locked and I didn't have all of this stuff out in the open except the cd player cause its attached to the car. The only way they would have known about my camera was if the little freaks plundered through my stuff. It was NOT in plain sight. I waved down an officer and he wrote my information, which basically meant that he wasn't going to do anything about it but put it in a file somewhere. Needless to say I'm pretty pissed. I just lost over a grand plus out of my car and now have no music when I drive. I have to look on the bright side though...hopefully my insurance will cover something and at least they didn't steal my speakers.

Bah!
I cant sleep. So im going to take a shower and take some new pictures. Since thats all i seem to be able to do when im tired. =/ I suck haha. I started smoking again. Dont even go there. I know i know, im the queen of "smokings bad for your health" Dont remind me. My m0mma is awake so maybe ill go watch some movies with her or something. I need to clear my head or ima be up for days dude. And i dont like it.

Top Ten Things That Sound Dirty On Halloween...but Aren't!!!
Top Ten Things that Sound Firty on Halloween...But aren't 10. She's a goblin! 9. I'd like to get a little something in the sack tonight. 8. Just get on your hands and knees and bob your head. 7. She's got a couple of nice pumpkins on her porch. 6. If you just lick it, it will last longer. 5. Let me see your big sack. 4. Can I eat your zagnuts? 3. Have your mom check it before you put it in your mouth. 2. You scared me stiff! And the dirtiest sounding but not-dirty Halloween saying is... He's got candy spread out on the living room floor!

Interview With Kazy Creator And Frontman Rich Markese
If you've spent time surfing MySpace or YouTube lately, or picked up a copy of the new SCARFACE video game, you have a clue about KAZY. The Chicago-based band seems to have blasted onto the scene out of nowhere to win video contests on MySpace, and they're about to claim a similar prize on YouTube. However, if you talk to Kazy frontman Rich Markese (pronounced Mar-Kay-Zee... like his band KAY-ZEE... get it? Good. I'm not going to type that again), you'll learn exactly how calculated his trip into the spotlight was...and continues to be. KAZY is making so much noise, and in a relatively short amount of time, we just had to track down the guy responsible and fire off a pile o' stupid. READ THE ENTRIE INTERVIEW HERE

Shaw
Last night i had a dream of you telling me some of the dreams you had . You told:- Your hands loosen their grip on my body and I feel them traveling up and down my back, your fingertips playing across the back of my shirt. I do the same for you, rubbing your muscles through the cotton. Muscles sore from travel and heavy baggage begin to loosen as we rub each other, pressing our bodies together, kissing, then hugging, then rubbing some more. I run a fingertip along the collar of your shirt, lightly touching your skin. Your breath catches in your throat. I lightly kiss your cheeks, your forehead, your lips, then pull back to look at your face. Your eyes sparkle as you smile at me. I feel warmed inside, and smile back. Your hands slide under my shirt and across my back. I feel your fingers dancing lightly on my skin, and I shiver through the heat that builds within me. My hands find their way under your shirt and around your waist as you link your fingers and drop your

Shit That Pisses Me Off
1-People who cannot spell 2-people who spell shit wrong on purpose because they think its cute(Its not, its retarded) 3-christians 4-rude arrogant bastards 5-going in a public bathroom and pulling off one sheet of toilet paper 6-people that have horrible hygiene 7-lousy servers in restaurants 8-running out of hot water in the shower 9-drama 10-the dumb bitch that lives down stairs 11-bitches that post pictures of their worn out sloppy cooters and their lopsided titties 12-people that call and wake me up at 7am 13-bad drivers 14-whores 15-liars 16-other fat people

Are You Ever Really Ready To Become A Grandparent?
Whoa... My daughter called me at work many times Sunday morning/afternoon, but I couldn't answer the phone because we were busy. As I got off work, I received another phone call from her. She asks, "Did you get my message???", to which I responded, "No. I was in the hotline room and couldn't answer my phone. What's up?" "Well, hello, Grandma!!" Huh??? She proceeded to me that she had to go to the hospital on Saturday evening because of a severe migraine and they did a pregnancy test on her and confirmed that she was indeed pregnant. She is 19. Her boyfriend is 24. They are good for one another in many ways; however, they are not wanting to get married. I told her that I would support them in whatever decision that they would want to do. After all, it was just a month ago that they had decided that they were going to live separately to test their love for one another, to give her a sense of independence prior committing to him in marriage, etc. I certainly don't be

My Planet
You Are From Pluto You are a dark, mysterious soul, full of magic and the secrets of the universe. You can get the scoop on anything, but you keep your own secrets locked in your heart. You love change and you use it to your advantage, whether by choice or chance. You don't like to compromise, to the point of being self-destructive with your stubborness. Live life with love, and your deep powers will open the world to you. What Planet Are You From?

Hijacking
An elderly lady did her shopping,upon arriving back at her car,found 4 males in the act of leaving her car! she promptly dropped her shopping & drew her handgun, proceeding to scream "I have a gun & know how to use it! Get out of the car..!!" The 4 men din't wait for a second invertation,they got out & lit out like mad.The old Lady somewhat shaken proceeded to load her shooping in the back of the car & got in behind the drivers seat. She was so shaken she could not get her keys ito the ignition.She tried & tried & then it dawned on her why. A few minutes later she found her own car parked 4 spaces further down.She loaded her bags again & drove to the police station. The desk sergant to whom she told her story ,could not stop laughing,he pointed to the other end of the counter,where 4 pale men were reporting the hi-jack by a mad greyed haired less than 5' foot old lady of their car with a big handgun!! MORAL: IF YOUR GOING TO HAVE A SENIOR MOMENT ,MAKE IT A MEMORABLE ONE ..!!

Careless Wind
sweeping across the plain ripping the dust away wiping things clean tormenting my soul blowing my tears away knowing what was done carrying my moans away pain still stays the same wind just reminds me more how can you fight careless wind

Dirty Whores
Ugh, I am so sick of seeing dirty skanky whores everywhere I look. Use good judgement people, if you wouldnt want to see it yourself dont post it. It doesnt take a rocket scientist to decide whats in good taste and what isnt. If your cunt looks like it might swallow someone alive, you should NOT take pictures of it and fellas, if your cock is so small you have to part your pubic hair to take a piss,dont show it to people. Some things are better left unseen..

Dont Add Him,rate Him Or Anything
dont add this guy or rate him or anything. he's a very low and mean person passing off as a ''nice guy''. so jusy block him. i've come to realize that i cant even have pics of my dog up without having someone rate him low.keith@ CherryTAP

Naughty Pool
NaughtyPoll.com - take your own poll! 1. How old are you?21-23 2. What is your sexual orientation?Straight 3. Have you ever given someone oral sex?Sure I have 4. Have you ever received oral sex?Yes, of course 5. How many sexual partners have you had?1-5 6. What is your pubic hair style?Trimmed neatly 7. What kind of underwear do you wear?Boxers 8. Have you ever taken, or been in, naked photos?Yes, taken them 9. Have you ever been to a nude beach, or nudist area?Nope, I am modest 10. Do you watch porn?Yes, of course. Who hasn't? 11. Have you ever watched others, or been watched having sex?Yes, watched others, but never been watched 12. How large are you...ya know, in the pants?About 6 inches 13. Have you ever expirimented with another man?No, I'm straight as can be 14. What is your favorite sexual position?Anything that gets me off 15. Are you circumcised?Yes I am 16. What gets you off fastest?Blow job 17. How often do you masturbate?About once a wee

The Little Demon Of Controllable Urges
As I drove home this evening from a short visit with the fam..... I suddenly had one of my rediculous and yet deliciously dangerous urges. I passed a construction area where a large piece of curved barrier was perfectly placed on the right-hand shoulder to be a really kick ass jump. Well, maybe a kick ass jump for a motorcycle, I don't think it was wide enough even for the little honda i drive. But my snap instinct was to want to drive the car straight for it and.... and... and.... I giggle a little at myself each time I get to this point of the urge. I have to have a very candid conversation with the little demon inside of me who thinks this is the coolest idea EVER, and I must take a conscious control of my body just incase the little demon should suddenly decide to try to wrest control away from me and actually succeed in ramming the car into the barrier. The thought of trying the jump or worse, the demon ramming us has my adrenaline pumping, and by now, I'm totally cracking myse

Waning Label
Subject Warning Lables! Body: Due to increasing products liability litigation, American liquor manufacturers have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol containers: WARNING:The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- WARNING:The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- WARNING:The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- WARNING:The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- WARNING:The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think

Of All The Women You Slept With
Of all the women you have slept with, why not me? Have you no idea how beautiful you are to me? How much I want you, for how long I have wanted you? For as long as I have known you, I have wanted to gaze into the depths of your eyes, mine the secrets that live there. I want to run my fingers through your hair, feel the softness of your hair contrasting with the tautness of your scalp. I want to trace my forefinger along the line of your lips, feel the prickle of your whiskers against my palm, against my cheek. I want to touch my lips to yours, tease your tongue with mine, click my teeth against yours. Oh, and how much I want to feel your chest, the tensing and relaxing of your muscles, the tightness of your little pink nipples when I use my tongue to play with them. Do you know, over the many years I have known you, how you have developed your pecs, from flat and boylike to the sweeping curves of a god? How patches of hair have sprung up on your chest, just begging for my fi

This Is My Story.
revan was once a very powerful jedi master. . . the war between the republic and the sith had taken it's toll on both sides. . .the losses were heavy and both armies could barely function. But finally exar kun was defeated, and the fragile republic began to re-build itself. it was in this moment of weakness that mandalore openly declared war on the republic, starting by striking first at unarmed worlds on the outer-rim, prevoking the repbulic with each world taken. for months the republic fought to keep out of the conflict, and the mandalorians gained power, resources, and unlimited bases from which to launch a major assault against the republic. the republic launched a counter assault, but were badly outclassed by the mandalorian marauders. the jedi, having recently experienced the horrors of war, chose not to intervene in the events of the mandalorian war. . .but a few jedi didn't feel as the council did, chief among them was revan. revan felt that the jedi weren't fulfilling their r

God's Flower
Like a flower growing wild, in the middle of the field; I need no tending from man, for my worth & beauty to yield. Unlike clay that requires shaping, God has already formed my face. He made each with special talents, as proof of His Divine Grace. Unlike buildings made to order, people have their own design. The Master was the planner, I won't argue with His mind! Every petal on God's flowers, has a beauty all their own. No one questions their creation, merely enjoying what is shown.

2 Horny Women
Two horny females went to enjoy sex to a 12 story building, where the males were available according to their dick sizes at different floors … As 6'' size dicks at 6th floor & 7'' at 7th & so on… Both went to the 12th floor & whole night fucked beautifully… In the morning both get fainted & were unable to walk properly… In the lift the one whose pussy was bleeding asked to other… Why they didn’t build some more stories??? ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Sexy wife told to her lazy husband to finger her hot wet pussy!!! When he was fingering she asked, "Honey is this your ring pricking in my pussy? He told "no this is my wristwatch.

Wanting
I want you when the shades of eve are falling And purpling shadows drift across the land; When sleepy birds to loving mates are calling— I want the soothing softness of your hand. I want you when the stars shine up above me, And Heaven's flooded with the bright moonlight; I want you with your arms and lips to love me Throughout the wonder watches of the night. I want you when in dreams I still remember The ling'ring of your kiss-for old times' sake— With all your gentle ways, so sweetly tender, I want you in the morning when I wake. I want you when the day is at its noontime, Sun-steeped and quiet, or drenched with sheets of rain; I want you when the roses bloom in June-time; I want you when the violets come again. I want you when my soul is thrilled with passion; I want you when I'm weary and depressed; I want you when in lazy, slumbrous fashion .My senses need the haven of your breast. I want you when through field and wood I'm roaming, I want you when I

20 Ways To Confuse Trick Or Treaters
1. Give away something other than candy. (Toothpicks, bags of sand, golf balls etc). 2. Wait behind te door until some people come,when they get near the door jump out, wearing a cosume and holding a bag, and yell "Trick or treat"! Look at them , scratch your head and act confused. 3. Fill a brief case with marbles and crackers and write on it 'top secret'. When trick or treaters come look around supiciously and say "Its about time you got here", give them the briefcase and quickly shut the door. 4. Get about 30 people to wait in you living room, when trick or treaters come to the door say ,"Come in". when they do everyone yell "Surprise!!!" and act like its a surprise party. 5. Get everyone who comes to the door to come in and see if they can figure out whats wrong with your dishwasher. Insist it makes an unnatural 'whirring' sound. 6. After you give them candy hand the trick or treaters a bill. 7. Open the door dressed as a giant fish, collapse and don't move or spe

Melting Point
I did not know when I slipped from highs of anticipation into gentle sweeps of submission. Perched precariously on my nerves the waves traveled head down - the tips of my ringed toes caressing love rhymes. It was difficult to contain and burn at the same time the energy till it melted into me like an ice cube in fire.

Friends Without Faces
FRIENDS WITHOUT FACES We sit and we type, and we stare at our screens We all have to wonder, what this possibly means. With our mouse we roam, through the web in a maze Looking for something or someone, as we sit in a daze. We chat with each other, we type all our woes Small groups we do form, and gang up on our foes. We wait for somebody, to type out our name We want recognition, but it is always the same. We give kisses and hugs, and sometimes flirt In IMs we chat deeply, and reveal why we hurt. We do form friendships - but - why we don't know But some of these friendships, will flourish and grow. Why is it on screen, we can be so bold Telling our secrets, that have never been told. Why is it we share, the thoughts in our mind With those we can't see, as though we were blind. The answer is simple, it is as clear as a bell. We all have our problems, and need someone to tell. We can't tell real people, but tell someone we must So we turn to the 'puter,

What's In A Name? Is A Rose Still A Rose If Called Something Else?
personaly i dont care about the name of this site, a name doesnt tell people what a site is about the people do. this is one of the est "clubs" i have ever been a member of i have met so many new friends that i would have done on my space it feel more free in this site i love it so to me name it what u want , the Cherry stays in my heart and i pass on there message this is what one of the top guys had to say about this: read this Greetings Cherries... Mike and the entire CT staff work our asses off so everyone can have a cool place to chill. I understand that some of you are not happy about the name change. It's cool to voice your opinion, but don't start disrespecting Mike or any of us personally over this. You are here by choice. This site is FREE. If you don't like the site, you are free to leave. It especially annoys me when I see member's who claim they are loyal to the site and then turn into drama queens and try to instigate bullshit. We appreciate everyone's sup

A Fantsey
Don't yu love it when a fantsey becomes reallity all your wants and desirers fall right in to your lap out of nowhere but, you are very glad they did because now you have a permenent smile on your face.

Answers To My Last Blog
these people are who i live & breathe for! these are the ones who know!!! i only hope i can measure up to the people that i admire! mmfwcl4LYF I saw a repost of what you had to say about our family. I agree with ya homie, and there are many more that do as well. I hope ClownLove gets back to the Roots, taking care of our Family instead of trying to hurt each other. I feel the problem is that being a Clown has a new meaning now. I'm afraid that sometimes Im not a proud Juggalo. I'm embarased by what I see and hear. Much clown Love Brother , and may Shangri-La be everything we hope and pray that it will. Don't give up your fight to enlighten. Stay strong as the Family will continue to lift up our Homies and swing our Hatchets to protect what we Love..MMFWCL..I'm gonna add ya hope thats cool....Sam JuggaloPlayin~~Juggalo Homie~~@ CherryTAP amylynn 2006-10-29 22:36:30 im a clown...clown lu 4 ever ђαηηαђ 2006-10-29 15:38:1

Too Cute - Writing Assignment!
Here is a prime example of "Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus" offered by an English professor from the University of Phoenix: The professor told his class one day: "Today we will experiment with a new form called the tandem story. The process is simple. Each person will pair off with the person sitting to his or her immediate right. As homework tonight, one of you will write the first paragraph of a short story. You will e-mail your partner that paragraph and send another copy to me. The partner will read the first paragraph and then add another paragraph to the story and send it back, also sending another copy to me. The first person will then add a third paragraph, and so on back-and-forth. Remember to re-read what has been written each time in order to keep the story coherent. There is to be absolutely NO talking outside of the e-mails, and everything you wish to say must be written in the e-mail. The story is over when both agree a conclusion has been rea

Alexziq On M.manson And Reznor
First off let me say that if you like them don't be offended, this is just my take. People often ask why people of NE Ohio give NIN, and MM such crap. My opinion is this, back in the late 80's and early 90's the old industrial alternative crowds of Cleveland/Akron were very cutting edge for our cities. We had clubs in Cleveland like the Alter House, the Lift, the Phantasy, and in Akron, Carols, and Thursdays. Now for that time it was a lot for a boring state like Ohio. I often snuck into the Phantasy, and Alter House at 16, or 17 years old, We would see Trent there and no one thought anything of him, he was just another gloomy looking dude. Now you see this same guy a year later and he's more or less exploiting our little subculture to MTV, it made some of us a little pi**ed off. When Pretty Hate Machine came out a guy I knew at High school went to Trents going away party at his apartment in the Flats, the pics had Bob Marly, and Rush posters on his walls. Now not to say there is anyth

My Cousin Is Getting Out Of The Serivce I Hope!
Hi, That's right my cousin Josh will be getting out of the service I hope, He wasn't suppose to go back to Iraq again...they promised him that last year sometime...When he went and signed back up again this year around and they said he would have to go back to Iraq again, Anyway they have to check you out and everything before they let you go back over to Iraq, well he was planning on making the service his job, but they told him he has some type of depression and that they will not let him go back into the service so he is trying to get out and then go to college. Plus he is getting a divorce which sucks, but him and his wife don't even talk anymore face to face + they are always fighting...all they do is text each othe that's it. Besided the time that my dad went a visited Josh and his wife and her daughter,Dad said it went good. I just hope he can get out and then go to college. Cause I worry about him alot when he was over there in Iraq Plus he can see his 3 year old son more too..

Quest
Becca says: baily.. o.o Becca says: hold your hatchet high Baily says: -holds hatchet high.. a little too high...and kills a bird- Becca says: -gasps- Becca says: =O Becca says: oh no you didnt Baily says: -eats bird for lunch- Becca says: -grabs hatchet and hides it- no more hatchet for you! >< Baily says: o.o Baily says: but it was just a bird! Baily says: -cries- Becca says: o.o Becca says: good point -gives hatchet back- >.>; just dont tell jesus.. -grabs hers and runs in circles- Becca says: my axe is my buddy.. o.o.. Baily says: tell.. who? Becca says: o.o Becca says: jesus >.>; Becca says: shh Baily says: who ish that? Becca says: o.o.. the dude.. with the hair? Baily says: o.o can i kill him with my hatchet? Becca says: o.o Becca says: if you must Becca says: -gives map?- Baily says: o.o Baily says: -eats map- Becca says: =O Becca says: -gives toxic map?- Baily says: -burps- Baily says: -feeds map to bird- Becca says:

Masturbation
Sitting alone in her room, Mira stared at the computer screen and bit her lip. She squirmed uncomfortably in her chair. She sat there in her pink thong and matching bra, the pale light from the computer illumining her pale skin and pink lips. Her hazel eyes met with her own reflection in the mirror behind her laptop as she slid her left hand across her inner thigh. She shivered and squirmed again. Glancing at the clock, she frowned at the time. It was only 8:59 P.M. She could stay up for a very long time. The warmth of her vagina radiated on to her hand as she closed her eyes. She almost purred as she cupped her hand against the warmth, slowly rubbing her hand against the silk of her thong. Her fingers tingled. She opened her eyes once more and licked her lips. Though she had committed such an act before, she seemed to almost always start off slow, regardless of the intensity of her mood. Beyond the computer screen, she met with her own eyes once more and blushed at the attention s

Stoned
sitting here stoend out of my mind takeing a trip back in time whell the music playes and the singetr singes i sit abck an dream of happy tiems dude it so good to be stoned the best felling in the world i leve u knwo with one of my most favert lyrics in the world Lord must have his medicine, plenty yellow purple syrup Purest herb, very perved, feel superb, to the curb Snotting up them railroad tracks, mack having a heart-attack Take a Xanex, put it back, bitches bout to get attacked Sometimes I may get down with the crystal methamphetamine Niggas stay up early, I will strain my eyes on your high beams no such thing as of it i stay high as fuck the end

I Will Not Tolerate It!
I will not tolerate some guy calling me a bitch... or any other derogatory term for a female for that matter. I dont care if they are kidding! Its not okay to show total disrespect to someone who has done nothing bad to you. I am sick of guys thinking it is "cute" or "sexy". Guess what guys... ITS NOT! It shows total disrespect for the female you are speaking to. What happened to the good old days when men spoke like gentlemen and showed the women they were interested in a little respect? Guys please... Havnt you heard the old saying "You catch more flies with honey than you do with vinegar"? Anyone? Well its true. I'm not saying that you need to sugar coat everything or that you need to be sweet all the time or anything like that. Just talk to us like you actually care. Do not talk to us like we are an object or like you own us. If you show us some respect than you will get alot farther. Thank you to anyone who stops to read this rant. Please leave a comment and te

In The Arms Of An Angel
Spend all your time waiting for that second chance for a break that would make it okay there's always one reason to feel not good enough and it's hard at the end of the day I need some distraction oh beautiful release memory seeps from my veins let me be empty and weightless and maybe I'll find some peace tonight in the arms of an angel fly away from here from this dark cold hotel room and the endlessness that you fear you are pulled from the wreckage of your silent reverie you're in the arms of the angel may you find some comfort there so tired of the straight line and everywhere you turn there's vultures and thieves at your back and the storm keeps on twisting you keep on building the lie that you make up for all that you lack it don't make no difference escaping one last time it's easier to believe in this sweet madness oh this glorious sadness that brings me to my knees in the arms of an angel fly away from here from this dark cold hotel room

Alexziq On Juggalos
OK, I felt I want to address this issue, because I know the looks I get from certain people in the underground when they find out I have a taste for this music. And by that I mean when Im asked "You like them?" I get a look as though its beneath me. For example Ill be talking to My friends more into Goth/Alternative, or black friends of mine and theyll say "Really you like them?" So let me try to explain in an intelligant manner as apposed to the braindead FU woot woot explaination some people give. First off ICP, Twizted, and Psychopathic is not just braindead rap rock. There are no drummers, or bands so to speak. Its created the same way the Beasties, or Run DMC did. Its a little more personal though, fans generaly look at the producers like part of the band. Mike E Clark, Fritz the Cat, and Mike P all come from backround in forms of Electronica. Mike Clark was with Primal Scream, Utah Saints, And George Clinton previous to ICP, Fritz is a Detroit Electronica legend whos songs sound

Hmmm
2 night ago to friends that are like brother went to a gay with couple of there friends that are lesbians.Well the two guys were there the only straight guys in the whole place went outside to smoke a cig. and just talk.Well one of them had there gf there with them two as they were talking one of fags yelled at them and told them to shout hell up.Let see we has it become wrong to talk to friends at ur car.Well the 6 fags and the 4 girls keep on yelling at my friends.Then the mean fag yelled Im undercover cop and throw first swing but missed.Well want I was my friend spear the fag to the ground and come very close to killing him.He stop him cause it was wrong to a life. Yeah Im bi woman but Im sorry men with men is wrong it makes me sick.Al my friends we doing having a good time and when has become a crime to hang out with ur friends I like to know that honestly.The fag men problem is they cant stand straight people to more respect the they well if stop putting ur dick a man's ass then

Return To My Willow Tree
One day many years ago,I decided To go back to see my Willow tree. As I passed by, I couldn't believe my eyes Nowhere could I find my friend, my tree. As I got out of my car, tears began to swell Where was my old friend I knew so well? Lanes of houses, where he used to stand. All that was left was a plot of land. As I walked so gingerly, came a woman up to me. As I told her of my old tree. She just smiled and said this to me. Your name must be Cassy,I know you by heart. I have waited ever so patiently. I knew one day you would come to me, I heard your named called endlessly. I have a message, that I will sing. That old tree, made me promise to sing to thee. I know you will come back one day to me. I know I have taught you well. No more tears, no more shell. That little girl, now stands tall. I managed to break down your walls. Love replaced all the hate, Now is time to reciprocate. Pass that on to the next you meet. Teach them as I once taught you.

Lisa's Fantasy
I have not talked to you since the beginning of the week my love, I don't know what has happened, but here is what I promised you I finished it tonight, would you please read this and know that I love you always with all my heart sweet one, always. Your Lisa Walking slowly through the desert sands, my memory goes back to you, and all the things we used to do. The times we walked hand in hand and looked over our land. Tears start to stream down my face, for now this place is lonely without your face. I trace the sand with the memory of you, your vision I can see so clear now as when we were young and new. The way you looked at me like you could never get enough, always knowing what my heart said, and loving me like no one ever has. Where are you now I think to myself, what are you doing are you loving someone else. For you see I lost you love and know the reasons why, you were my star the one teaching me to fly. Will you come back, who knows know but the heavens abov

Thanks For The Love
Thanks for the comments and warm welcome everyone! I'll try to add more pictures tomorrow when I get on my main computer and can rifle through a few more files and disks! I'm definately going to have to agree that this is wayyyyyyy better than myspace! Yay!

Lies.........
i dont understand men anymore... there was this guy i was talking too and what does he do... fuck around on me with a girl on here... he told her one thing and then told me another...... wtf is up with men like that!? what just because two girls are from different places they will never meet up... well .... it happens..... i have that song by johnny cash i hurt myself today going through my head........ i want to run and just scream.... never again will i open my heart to anyone......NEVER.......

Whats In A Name?
Ok going around here there is a lot of flack about the name change. What difference does it make!? Are you not here to meet new people? To have fun? Are you the one that spend hours on this site trying to make it work for every one? LostCherry sounded like a porn site and CherryTap sounds more like a night club. At any rate. What is the big deal? Anyway this is just my opinion.

Continued From Sex Centers..female
ANVIL STROKE · Bring one hand down, letting it stroke the penis from the top all the way to the bottom. When it hits the bottom, release it. Meanwhile, bring your other hand to the top of the penis and repeat. See also: Milker and Perpetual Penetration. · BOOKENDS · Place both of your hands side by side against his shaft like a pair of bookends. Now push hard against his penis. Then lift your hands up and down. Continue in this manner for a while. · DOORKNOB · Turn the head of his penis like you're trying to open a doorknob coated with grease. Now try turning the other way. Repeat. This stroke is sometimes improved by using the other hand to stretch the skin of the penis toward the base. · DOUBLE WHAMMY · Bring both well-lubricated hands down on his shaft. Some cocks are so big they require both hands; if your partner's doesn't, then use the other hand to caress and lightly flutter his balls, or tighten around the base of his shaft. If both hands fit along the length of the s

Female
Introduction Female sexual response is often significantly different from male sexual response, in the following ways: Female arousal tends to be more closely tied to emotional states, and feelings of warmth towards her partner. Many women can come in two distinctly different ways: through G-Spot stimulation and through clitoral stimulation. Many women characterize the clitoral orgasms as "sharper" and the G-Spot orgasms as "deeper". Women often vary considerably in what type of sexual stimulation they like, and how they like it done. Female arousal usually takes longer to build, but can often last longer and be more intense than that which men commonly experience. Women can often have multiple orgasms, if stimulation continues following the first (especially with G-Spot stimulation). It's because of #5 that the basic approach to erotic massage differs between women and men. Since women can sometimes enjoy stimulation all the way through one orgasm and into the next, there

Yes Yes More Updatez On Me
Sunday, Still have that headache.. So I am going have to get off and go to sleep and let my sister on here so she can do what she wants to do on here.. Well I will give you all updates on me ok.. bye bye Virgo24

Pleasuring Your Partner's Sex Centers
Male Introduction The basic principle of male genital massage is that you should slow down, stop, or change what you are doing just before ejaculation becomes inevitable. The best way to accomplish this is for the man to give a signal just before this point is reached. Verbal cues, raising a hand, pulling away slightly, or even subtle body language cues can all work well. This repeated "peaking" process can sometimes help men learn to have multiple orgasms without ejaculating, and can also be practiced during solo masturbation. Although delaying ejaculation during the course of the massage is desirable from the perspective of maximizing pleasure, many partners do like to finish the massage with one. Ejaculation provides a considerable spark of pleasure, but can leave men too fatigued to enjoy the rest of the evening or do a good job massaging their partner; opposite-sex partners who like to finish male genital massage with ejaculation should have the woman receive her massage first.

Umm I Dont Know
Would you kiss me? [] Hell Yea [] Yes [] No [] Maybe Am I attractive? [] Heck no [] hot as Hell [] Fine [] Cute [] Okay [] Ugly! Do you think im a virgin? [] Yes [] No [] Don't know I look like.. [] A player [] One time thing [] Next bf/gf If you saw me for the first time would you talk to me? [] Yes [] No [] maybe Would you rather.. [] Hook up with me [] Cuddle with me [] Date me [] Friends On a scale of 1-10 (10 being the highest), rate me.. [] 1 [] 2 [] 3 [] 4 [] 5 [] 6 [] 7 [] 8 [] 9 [] 10 Are you going to repost this so i can answer for you? [] Yes [] No [[sure]] What would you want me to be to you? [] Friend [] girlfriend/Boy friend [] Friend with benefits

About Positions And Attitudes
About Positions and Attitudes The Mythology of Obesity tells us that sex with a fat partner is either fruitless or impossible. It's a prejudice that crosses all boundaries of race, class, education, and physique: you're as likely to encounter it in a gynecologist's office as in the pages of The National Lampoon. In the real world, sex is more likely to be impeded by anxiety than adiposity. Fear of rejection, fear of not meeting the partner's expectations, and fear of not being able to perform are among the most common emotional barriers to intercourse. Some dysfunctional people harbor feelings of guilt over their sexual needs, or lack the skill or desire to stimulate their partner. Even mild anxiety can impede or disable sexual performance. Ignorance and inexperience contribute their own problems. "Frequently, for instance" reveals Dr. Helen Singer Kaplan in Psychology Today, "neither spouse knows where the clitoris is or recognizes its potential for eliciting erotic pleasure. They

Bacon And Herb-crusted Beef Tenderloin
Prep Time:20 min Start to Finish:1 hr 25 min Makes:6 servings 1 beef tenderloin roast (2 lb) Salt and pepper, if desired 1/4 cup chopped fresh parsley 1/4 cup chopped fresh oregano leaves 2 teaspoons chopped fresh rosemary leaves 1 clove garlic, crushed 2 teaspoons vegetable oil 6 slices bacon 1. Heat oven to 425°F. Rub beef roast with salt and pepper. In medium bowl, mix parsley, oregano, rosemary, garlic and oil. Press mixture onto top and sides of beef. 2. Place beef on rack in shallow roasting pan. Place bacon slices over top of beef, tucking ends under bottom. Insert meat thermometer so tip is in thickest part of beef. 3. Bake uncovered 35 to 50 minutes or until thermometer reads 140°F for medium-rare or 155°F for medium doneness. Remove beef from oven, cover with foil and let stand about 15 minutes until temperature rises 5°. High Altitude (3500-6500 ft): No change. Nutrition Information: 1 Serving: Calories 290 (Calories from Fat 140); Total Fat 15g (Saturat

Mutha Fuckaz...
Fuck the stupid bitchez... who hate on otha'z. and btchez who bash on a ninja'z car..... and people who steal ur beer..an blame u!! &*****'you did it'****** PLEEEAAZZZEEE pass it on... 2MCL...Devo

The General Approach This Guide Takes
Introduction The General Approach this Guide Takes This guide teaches how to give and receive erotic massage. It discusses how to help your partner relax, and discusses how to help your partner experience extended or multiple orgasms as part of your massage. A common arrangement is for one partner to receive a massage first, and then to return the favor, but of course how you choose to arrange this is up to you and your partner. It's best to perform erotic massage while your partner is lying on a massage table of some kind. After preparing your space to be warm and pleasing, you can start with a sensual and relaxing general massage before shifting the focus to your partner's sex centers. The idea is to bring your partner to high levels of arousal, and keep him or her there for a while. For men, this is best done through verbal or non-verbal communication which allows stimulation to be slowed down, changed, or stopped before ejaculation becomes inevitable (stimulation then continue

More Stupidness
Not that im really complaining because im tired and all but i was supposed to be getting a call back from a few people tonite and that hasnt happened. But things do happen and i understand but if you say you are going to do something you better do it. If you say ill try to do this then its not as bad if you forget or something comes up but yeah its bed time for me.. Im not upset about it, its just one more thing to kinda urk me before bed. gnite everyone!!!

My Princesses
After many days of being together virtually almost every minute, there came our natural desire to see each other for real. And we set the date on Feb 2, 2007... Oh! It was just after New Year, and it seemed to be like the birth of a new life for me, a wish come true! I'll be seeing my Prince! And I found myself in America, an unfamiliar country, getting out of the airplane, anxious and bewildered by the overwhelming new things around, but very certain of one fact: I WANT TO SEE YOU! " I noticed her immediately as she walked out of the plane...I couldn't miss those beautiful eyes and smiling face of hers.... my heart was beating so very fast!!!..." (message to a friend describing to her our first meeting) I was mesmerized when you ran to me with big open arms and flowers in your hands. Oh! That was our first embrace and I was very comfortable in your arms...It was as if they were molded for me and I fitted right. I felt that I had finally come home... And the rest o

Declivity Of Me
Shakespeare style sonnet. Wrote this about ten years ago. Still holds true to this day. Funny how the world works. Declivity of Me. Today I saw a Goddess going mad, O'er the candor of a narcissist. Plebian proclivities of a cad, Tis a challenge to hard to resist. Precariousness and limber too, Hath no puissance in him for her to see. So insubstantial when compared to, The world of the cunning linguist of me. Quixotic acclivities and urbane, Such drollery that has her interests caught. Consummate fervor to drive me insane, I am all she longs and what he is not. So, why is it, if I am so divine, I lay here lonely in my old design?

Ongoing Story Of Lust Watch For New Entries
SHE LOOKS T HIM CLOSLY TRYING TO ....BUT SHE HAS TO....SHE MIGHT NOT EVER.....SHE STANDS UP ABRUPTLY AND BUMPS INTO HIM OH IM SO SORRY HE SAYS AS HE TOUCHES HER SHOULDER CHILLS RUN THROUGH HER BODY.ARE YOU OK HE ASKES UM UM YES IT'S REALLY MY FAULT I'M SORRY. NOT AT ALL HE SAYS I WASNT LOOKING WERE I WAS GOING PLEASE SIT CAN I BUY YOU A DRINK UM..UM...SURE HE TURNS TO THE BARTENDER SHE COLLAPSES ON THE STOOL OMG SHE THINKS HER BODY HER SOUL IS AT HIS MERCY .THE INTENSE PASSION SHE'S FEELING HAS CONTROL OF HER SHE WANTS TO GRAB HIM RIGHT THERE AND THROW HIM ON THE FLOOR SHE'S OVERCOME BY EMOTION SHE CANT EVEN LOOK HIM IN THE EYE HER BODY IS SHIVERING FROM HIS TOUCH SHE IMAGINES HIS BODY ON HERS HIM DEEP INSIDE HER HIS BODY PUSHING AGAINST HERS HIS LIPS KISSING HER BODY HIS HAIR BRUSHING HER BREASTS.SHE FEELS HIS HAND ON HER CHIN LIFTING UP HER FACE WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DRINK HE SAYS

Out Of Nowhere
When I was about 7 or 8 I had a dog named Gus. Gus was an ugly dog, a mut in the real sense, but he was mine. I had a dog house for him and everything. I remember sleeping just outside the doghouse the night I got him just so he wouldn’t be afraid. I was the happiest kid in the world. I finally had a dog. I would even save dinner scraps just for Gus, yes even the desert if we had any. I also remember that everytime I let Gus off his leash to play, he would run away. Everytime. It was a daily ordeal just to chase his raggedy ass down. Finally one day my mom sat me down to have a talk with me. She told me the “if you love something let it go” saying. She thought I should find out if Gus loved me. Gus never came home. All my mom could say was “well maybe you should learn how love more” That was it. Maybe to her and the rest of the world it was just an ugly old dog. But in the neive existence of an 8 year old boy, it was devastating. I didn’t have a lot o

Too Much Sex?!?
“Eeeewwwww, gross!” “Mommy and Daddy sittin’ in a tree. K-I-S-S-I-N-G” “There they go again…” These are phrases that are commonly heard in my house being uttered by one or more of my three children. It’s obvious that my husband and I are affectionate with each other. I figure this is okay as long as we’re in our own home and are not inappropriate around our children or guests. I enjoy sex. I absolutely love sexual play with my husband. We’re not bunnies, but we are usually intimate at least once a day. I make no bones about it. In fact, if prompted, I’ll talk about it freely. During such conversations, I’ve learned that some of my friends have intercourse quite frequently and some of them hardly even touch their spouses in an intimate way. I know that my friends love their spouses in their own ways, but I began to wonder: Who’s having sex, who’s not, and why either way? I’m not referring to single people. Today, I’m only contemplating the plight of the sex life of

I Like Rough Men
gentle men are fine. i like them as friends. but i only enjoy sex with rough men. i'm looking for a big man who knows how to give me pain and make me cum. r u the one? answer this: ... i'm stipped and tied to the bed posts spread-eagled ... tell me what would u do to my soft white body?

An Evening At The Office
My office was on the corner of Garfield Place and Hollywood Boulevard right in the heart of Little Armenia. The rent was cheap and so were the clients. At night, the street out front was littered with drug dealers and prostitutes. Daylight drove them back into their hiding places, but the stench of their existence was always there. Like I said, the rent was cheap. I was working late on a Tuesday. I'd just completed a final report for some poor sap who had married a stripper from one of the local dives. She was doing it all over town and sucking the life out of his bank account. The eight by ten glossies would buy him a get out of marriage free card. I don't like divorce work, but it pays the overhead. The seventh race at Hollywood Park caught my interest as I perused the Racing Form. A lightly raced colt named Diction Thority had faded badly at six and seven furlongs after breaking his maiden at a mile. Tomorrow he'd be stepping up in class to a grade three handicap at a

Saucy Italian Steak
Prep Time:15 min Start to Finish:1 hr 45 min Makes:6 servings 1 1/2-pound beef round steak, 3/4 to 1 inch thick 2 tablespoons Gold Medal® all-purpose flour 1/4 teaspoon pepper 1 jar (14 ounces) fat-free spaghetti sauce (any variety) 1 package (9 ounces) frozen Italian or regular cut green beans 1/4 cup sliced ripe olives 1. Heat oven to 375ºF. Remove fat from beef. Mix flour and pepper; rub over both sides of beef, shaking off excess. Cut beef into 6 serving pieces. 2. Spray 10-inch nonstick skillet with cooking spray; heat over medium-high heat. Cook beef about 5 minutes, turning once, until brown. Place beef in ungreased rectangular baking dish, 11x7x1 1/2 inches. Pour spaghetti sauce over beef. 3. Cover and bake 1 hour. Uncover and place green beans around beef. Cover and bake about 30 minutes longer or until beef is tender. Sprinkle with olives. Nutrition Information: 1 Serving: Calories 155 (Calories from Fat 35); Total Fat 4g (Saturated Fat 1g, Trans Fat ncg); Ch

My Mother Is The Sweetest
My mother is the sweetest and Most delicate of all. She knows more of paradise Than angels can recall. She's not only beautiful But passionately young, Playful as a kid, yet wise As one who has lived long. Her love is like the rush of life, A bubbling, laughing spring That runs through all like liquid light And makes the mountains sing. And makes the meadows turn to flower And trees to choicest fruit. She is at once the field and bower In which our hearts take root. She is at once the sea and shore, Our freedom and our past. With her we launch our daring ships Yet keep the things that last.

An Ongoins Story Of Lust Watch For New Entries
SHE SITS NEXT TO HIM IN A CROWDED BAR BUTT ALL SHE CAN SEE IS HIM. HIS CHEST MOVING UP AND DOWN WITH EVERY BREATH HE TAKES HIS HAIR BRUSHING HIS SHOULDER AS HE MOVES HE LOOKS AT HER AND SMILES .SHE FEELS HER BODY BEGGING FOR HIM . WHY IS THIS HAPPENING I'V NEVER SEEN THIS MAN BEFORE SHE THINKS HOW AM I SO DRAWN TO HIM MY BODY IS LONGING FOR THE TOUCH OF THIS STRANGER .I CAN ALMOST FEEL HIM INSIDE OF ME HIS BODY ON MINE HIS BREATH ON MY NECK SHOULD I TALK TO HIM ......THE FEELING ARE TAKING OVER EVERY THOUGHT WHAT WOULD I SAY TO HIM I'V NEVER FELT THIS KIND OF DRAW TO ANYONE I WANT HIM I WANT HIM INSIDE OF ME I CAN'T THINK STRAIGHT...MY BODY IS FEELING INTENSE PASION FOR A STRANGER...OH MY GOD HE'S STANDING UP IS HE LEAVING WHAT SHOULD I DO I CANT LET HIM WALK AWAY YET IM SPEECHLESS BE HONEST SHOULD I KEEP WRITING THIS STORY

Geronimo...his Own Story...1e
Part I: The Apaches The Family My grandfather, Maco, had been our chief. I never saw him, but my father often told me of the great size, strength, and sagacity of this old warrior. Their principal wars had been with the Mexicans. They had some wars with other tribes of Indians also, but were seldom at peace for any great length of time with the Mexican towns. Maco died when my father was but a young warrior, and Mangas-Colorado became Chief of the Bedonkohe Apaches. When I was but a small boy my father died, after having been sick for some time. When he passed away, carefully the watchers closed his eyes, then they arrayed him in his best clothes, painted his face afresh, wrapped a rich blanket around him, saddled his favorite horse, bore his arms in front of him, and led his horse behind, repeating in wailing tones his deeds of valor as they carried his body to a cave in the mountain. Then they slew his horses, and we gave away all of his other property, as was customary in o

You Think, Perhaps, That You Will Live Forever
You think, perhaps, that you will live forever, For death, still out of sight, is out of mind. Or pain, perhaps, is destined for another, And anything that's broken soon will mend. You seek the ecstasy in every moment, Not caring what the consequence may be, Yearning for the black, tormented torrent That twists beneath the border of your day. You plunge and plunge again, and still don't drown, Belying all the warnings that you've heard. Joy fills you to the marrow of your bones, And all but what you hunger for seems dead. But all things have a price, as you will learn Too late, when life presents you with the bill; And you will die too early, or in pain Live on with wounds that never wholly heal. Oh, children full of passion and desire, Unwilling to mature before you choose! Remember there is wisdom in your fear, And reason to think well what you may lose.

Seems
It seems that some of my friends have drifted apart from me the past few weeks. Can't say I blame them all that much, I havent really been online much the past month, that should change Even my real life friends, some of who I consider close friends have drifted that I dont understand, but everything happens for a reason I suppose, doesnt make it any easier. Well anyways enough of that Take care all and I'll eb postin this ina bulletin too

Forgiviness
So many people have hurt me throughout life, Yet I look inside myself to forgive, People hurt me now and will continue to hurt me, Hurt me till the the day I die, But no matter how hard the blow I still find forgivness, How, how do I find the strength to forgive, I forgive them because i'm selfish, selfish enough to love myself more than all of them, I look to myself and realize to hate and hold on will only hurt me, I forgive to keep myself healthy and free, I forgive for i am not bitter I have so much to accomplish in life, Than to be a wilted flower reminising on past hurts, I forgive to gather strength within me to be s Stronger human being than all who try to hurt me, Being able to forgive says I am way better off In life no matter what they try to put me through, I forgive you all not for yourselves but for me Because I am what matters , I am a rock I will never be moved so far off my path , I am a rock and i can wake up every morning and Look in the mirror and s

Oscar-the Garbage Can Kitty
Oscar, the Garbage-Can Kitty Unlike his 'Sesame Street' namesake, this stray cat was no grouch. By Kathleen Kennedy Oscar was named after the Sesame Street character who lives in a garbage can because that is where we first became acquainted. I was working at a pizza-delivery chain and had been assigned garbage duty. While tossing bags into a Dumpster, I heard a faint meow. I began digging through the trash, and several layers down I found a cat--bruised and thin. I wasn't sure if the cat had crawled into the Dumpster to scavenge for food or if he had been put there purposely. Our establishment sat directly behind an apartment complex, and unsupervised and abandoned pets were common. Back on solid ground, it became evident that the cat had an injured leg. He couldn't put any weight on his right hindquarters. The situation created a dilemma for me. Finances were tight, and I was moving back home to my parents' house--with two cats already in tow. Dad barely tolerated the two

I Arose From The Darkness
I arose from the darkness without you And everyday there's fewer voices in my head The faint joy of mersy is vanished and gone While my heart lay left and forgotten No more scars are left here The healings all been done Though I still Strive for a better day At the end of all the madness I arose from the darkness without you Not for spite, but for myself Your cold edges, and tempting shine wont cut me into pieces As everything fades away And my world turns to white I remember your deep insisions And I leave them all behind me Like dust in the wind I arose from the darkness without you Today I now say Good Bye And as I leave the darkness behind me I do not miss you at all. I arose from the Darkness without you

My Samhain...an Article
My Samhain - by Mark Sosnowski Author: Moonspider [a WitchVox Sponsor] Posted: October 5th. 1998 Times Viewed: 12,286 Ah... . the Witches' New Year. No other time like it. This is our time and we must claim it. Each one to our own preference. But, it is our time unmistakably. Personally, I prefer to be alone and quiet at this time. Some may find this strange, since it is probably the most widely known of our holidays to both pagans and cowans. Why this strange dichotomy. Most likely the cowan has feared the darkness that we embrace. They must run and create noise from it for they fear it. We, however, understand that the darkness is part of the cycles of our life. Like a cave, we come from the dark womb, that from which we were conceived. We return now to that cave, to the warm darkness of our ancestors who brought us forth. To sit in wondrous silence at this time is truly glorious. An experience unlike any. That cannot be experienced if we are involved with outer conc

You Have Stolen My Glory
OK, I know that some of my poems SUCK ASS! But really it is a way for me to deal with things in my life. Sometimes writing about it is like an escape for me. So enjoy my hell!!!! I have taken flight I'm now out of your sight But still you ring my bell And send me to my personal hell But then I come back With feelings that I lack What the hell is wrong with me? It fills you with glee To make me shrink a little While you play the Devil's fiddle Then you laugh in my face Trying to make me into a disgrace You tell all your friends nothing but lies Even send out your personal spies If only everyone knew How well I really treated you To have you stomp on my heart To have you tear it apart You tell story after story You think you have stolen my glory But when the tables finally turn You will be the one to burn Cause of all the lies that you tell One day you will go to hell

Standing At Your Side
What a lonely soul you must have been, To have the very breath taken away, To die without any sin. It was a very sad day, Standing at your side, Feeling awefull and bad, Wanting to run and hide. You're the best the world could've had. In the moment of silence, You were gone so fast. Without any violence, This love will always last. Because I didn't know what to do, I was lost in outer-space. When I realized that I love you, There was no color on your beautiful face. When I look back at our past, I didn't realize that the future is unknown. You were gone so fast, You must have been so alone. But I was at your side, Watching your beautiful face. I did not run and hide, Now you are in a better place.

Names
I just want to say who cares about the name change, I know I have nowhere near the knowledge to do the stuff Little J does and no one should question whatever he has to do to keep the site up and running. We all love it here and I for one thank him.

You Mean Nothing
WHAT MAKES YOU THINK YOU'RE SPECIAL WHY CAN'T YOU SUBMIT YOU'RE JUST A NUMBER, A STATISTIC JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE YOU'RE NOTHING YOU ARE NOTHING THAT'S ALL YOU ARE, WILL EVER BE YOU CAN NEVER RISE ABOVE YOUR STATUS IS FOREVER YOU ARE NOTHING YOU DON'T DESERVE AFFECTION YOU DON'T DESERVE TO LIVE YOU ARE A MISERABLE HUMAN BEING YOU ARE NOTHING YOU ARE A FAILURE YOU ARE INSENSITIVE YOU ARE SELFISH YOU ARE MEAN-SPIRITED YOU ARE HEARTLESS YOU ARE RUTHLESS YOU ARE NOTHING

Blessed Samhain
Shared with me by a fellow Wiccan!! Enjoy!!~Manda~ Samhain can be pronounced in several different ways. SAM-HANE; or, the more traditional: SOW-en are the most common. No matter how you say it, it's important for us all to remember how and why we celebrate the Witches' New Year. The following article can be found on WitchVox.com. If you're not a member of Witchvox.com, I highly recommend it for both the novice AND more experienced Witch. In our religion, it's always helpful to have varying opinions and practices from many different types of Witches from around the World. This site will provide you with all types of information from rituals, shopping and supplies, spells, tools for practicing Wicca and other Earth-based religions and SO much more. It's free to open an account and you'll get a veritable treasure chest of information. Brightest Blessings to You All! You Call It Hallowe'en... We Call It Samhain by Peg Aloi [WVox Sponsor] October 31st, c

R.i.p Gavin
R.I.P Gavin As I walked into the funeral home People were watching me But I didn't notice I walked over to you I touched your sweet face I tried not to cry But the tears They were always there I tasted the tears of anger and sorrowness I tried to tell myself it was all a bad dream But then I realized that dreams Aren't supposed to hurt you As I leaned over I whispered into your ear I love you Then I put the flowers on the casket And I quietly walked out saying Goodbye R.I.P My sweet brother Gavin

Just Do It
I feel myself slipping deeper and deeper, To the point where nothing matters. I close my eyes and all I see Is the darkness that engulfs me. As black as night, Empty, nothing in sight. What brings on this state of mind? For that, I have no courage to find. I hear the voice whisper,"Get it over with. Just do it!" But, for my wrist I cannot slit, Cause I have no courage deep inside, To make that nagging voice subside. I pop some pills to feel better, But still it doesn't matter. I close my eyes and see his face, Taking over what once was empty space. No longer as black as night, His face is clearly in my sight. All I can do is cry, Frequently, I ask the question "why?" I hear the voice reply, "Get it over with. Just do it!" But, for the brick wall I cannot hit, Cause I have no courage deep inside, To make the replying voice subside. I go to a shrink, For him to tell me how I think. Why I see all these brutal images, Why I go through all these different stages. But my heart is s

Gang Mentality.
SORRY, I KEEP HEARING ALL THE BULLSHIT WITH THE LITTLE "GROUPS" ON HERE. YOU KNOW THE GROUPS I'M TALKING ABOUT, THE FAMILY, THE JUGGALO'S, AND ALL THE OTHER LITTLE HATE GROUPS. YOU KNOW, THE NAZI'S DIDN'T THINK WHAT THEY WERE DOING WAS WRONG EITHER, AND WEREN'T THEY A HAPPY LITTLE FRIENDLY ORGANIZATION? I KEEP HEARING COMPLAINTS FROM PEOPLE SAYING "I GOT TRASHED TALKED BY ONE OF MY FELLOW MEMBERS AND NOBODY HAD MY BACK, NOW I'M GOING TO DROP OUT OF THE GROUP." WELL BOO HOO AND SHIT. IF YOU JOIN A CULT, THE MAJORITY OF CULT MEMBERS ARE GOING TO FOLLOW THE LEADER, NOT THE INDIVIDUAL. JUST BECAUSE YOU TEAM UP WITH BULLIES, NO MORE HOW WELL INTENTIONED, THEY WILL STILL BULLY YOU IF THEY WANT. IT'S THE WHOLE JOY OF BEING IN AN ORGANIZED GROUP, A WHOLE BUNCH OF LIKE MINDED ASSHOLES. IF YOUR LOOKING FOR A WHINEY GROUP TO JOIN, TRY AA, OR FRIENDS OF BILL W. AT LEAST THERE YOU CAN CRY, BITCH, AND MOAN ABOUT NOT BEING TREATED RIGHT AND AT LEAST GET A FREE CUP OF COFFEE AND A DONUT!!

When He Dies All I Want Is The Vinyl
I want the vinyls in his will! nothing brings me back like the crackling and popping of dark hollow rotating around my fathers old turntable and blaring out of the boes speakers that he had since he was my age. Dancing around in an oversized teeshirt and nothing else back at the old house with our grey carpet and ugly furnature, waiting for mom to come back from grocery shopping, making a train around the house and angela and i never failling to make the needle skip and hear my dad go OH NOOO!

Moods
My mood is sad my mood is slow My life hangs in the balance with nowhere to go Ever since you died the family hasn't been the same Everytime someone speaks of your name I feel a presence in the room Is that you listening and watching what we say and do?? If it is next time give us a sign Let us know that you're here in spirit And make sure everyone can hear it!! Since you died Everyone has been telling me how much I look like you And I do believe that's true Our days are black Are days are blue The family hasn't been the same without you!!

Support The Troops!!!
A response to the thing talking about the lawers, and the protesters and stuff not givving you the rights... The thing at the top is partially true, but really, army people don't normally fight their own government for their rights. Or the rights of others. They fight other countrys and people to protect them. The other people, the press, the lawyers, and the protesters are the one's who fight our very own government, who right now seems to be the biggest threat to our right than anyone else. So while our troops should be highly appreciated, ( you should give them all your money, have sex with them if they look lonly, give them jobs if they want them, and give them rides if they need them ) I highly appreciate all the people who fight for our rights against our own government. Because if they get taken away by our government, why did I bother fighting agianst the other people?????????

Out Of The Truck
I don't get to ride in the semi with Terry for a good while. Apparently my body is trying its worst at being a traitor. So Doc's orders I get to find an apartment. I am going to miss the road and miss Terry the most. He has Meena to keep him company! I think she get jealous when I set in the truck! My dog has a curious crush on Terry! I get ignored! I have raised this pup all her life so talk about traitor! So now dealing with my kidneys, baby and missing the begeebers out of Terry, I feel like I am going nutters! I am going nutters!

Pain
When they first told me about you My heart fell to the floor And my eyes filled up with tears My life would be forever changed How could YOU GAVIN Cause so much love and pain I didn't know what to do All I knew was that I loved you Choices came before me All that other people had done What would be best for me But all I could think of was you Preparations were being made As I got more and more sick I didn't know how to help myself But I knew I was hurting you Rushing into the hospital Pain shooting through my body I knew something was wrong I knew you were leaving me They held my hand all the while Hoping to ease my pain But never have they felt my loss They would never understand I wonder now what would have been How would my life be different What would you look like? I know one day I'll meet you My God will give me this Until then I love you I can't wait to be with you again.

Thinking Of Moving
i am thinking about moving from my home town an state to another state an town my town an state don't have nothing here for me anymore so i am just thinking about moving on with my life an going somewhere else other then oklahoma i am thinking of moving to illnois where my brother is an live up there for now on an get better treatmeant up there down here im not getting nothing so i think it's best if i just move on up north for awhile an be with him you can contact me via email brianswafford@yahoo.com or yahoo messenger brianswafford that's how you can get in contact with me now other then that i just sit here at home an not do nothing. Brian well all this about moving isn't going to happen with all the fight's over the phone an all that with family i am staying right here where i am right now i don't plan on leaving any time soon

My Sexual Hidden Talent??
Using your hands Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your hands. You are damn good with them, and know how to make your lover feel incredibly sexy with just one caress. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Spinach And Pine Nut Meat Loaf
Prep Time:20 min Start to Finish:1 hr 40 min Makes:6 servings 1 1/2 pounds lean ground beef 1/4 cup pine nuts or slivered almonds, toasted 1 cup milk 1 tablespoon Worcestershire sauce 2 teaspoons chopped fresh basil leaves or 1/2 teaspoon dried basil leaves 1/2 teaspoon salt 1/2 teaspoon ground mustard 1/4 teaspoon pepper 1 garlic clove, finely chopped, or 1/8 teaspoon garlic powder 1 egg 3 slices bread, torn into small pieces 1 small onion, chopped (1/4 cup) 1 package (10 ounces) frozen chopped spinach, thawed and squeezed to drain 1. Heat oven to 350ºF. Mix all ingredients. Spread mixture in ungreased loaf pan, 8 1/2x4 1/2x2 1/2 or 9x5x3 inches, or shape into 9x5-inch loaf in ungreased rectangular pan, 13x9x2 inches. 2. Insert meat thermometer so tip is in center of loaf. Bake uncovered 1 to 1 1/4 hours or until thermometer reads 160°F (170°F if ground pork is used). Let stand 5 minutes; remove from pan. Nutrition Information: 1 Serving: Calories 345 (Calories

I Loved You
I loved you more than I have ever known Those starry eyes Those tender lips You made my heart melt Then boil into a roaring fire I now know What my eyes could not see You are the only one that is for me Many nights those tears flew Being myself without anyone Anyone to care about the thoughts Looking at the sky and knowing How much I love you It just makes me wanna Break down and cry But now I know I gotta move on And live threw life With what I have And known

Sweet-and-sour Beef
Prep Time:10 min Start to Finish:20 min Makes:5 servings 1 beef flank steak, (1 pound) 1 tablespoon cornstarch 1 tablespoon cold water 1 tablespoon vegetable oil 1 medium onion, cut into 1-inch pieces 1 can (8 ounces) pineapple chunks in juice, undrained 1/4 cup sugar 1/4 cup white vinegar 1 tablespoon chicken bouillon granules 1 tablespoon soy sauce 1 medium bell pepper, cut into 1-inch pieces 2 medium tomatoes, each cut into 8 wedges Hot cooked rice, if desired 1. Remove fat from beef. Cut beef with grain into 2-inch strips; cut strips across grain into 1/8-inch slices. Mix cornstarch and cold water. 2. Heat wok or 12-inch skillet over medium-high heat. Add oil; rotate wok to coat side. Add beef and onion; stir-fry about 3 minutes or until beef is brown. Stir in pineapple, sugar, vinegar, bouillon granules and soy sauce. Heat to boiling. Stir in cornstarch mixture; cook and stir 1 minute. 3. Stir in bell pepper and tomatoes; cook and stir 1 minute. Serve with ri

Crying
Crying's not weeping It's not just a lie Crying is hurting Deep down Deep inside You hurt me Im crying but dont understand Why these tears are unseen So you cant see me cry These tears that Im crying like acid They burn but they Teach me the lessons in life that I learn Crying's not weeping its not just a lie Crying is hurting Deep down Deep inside

22 Feet Of Noodles A Day Keeps The Doctor Away
So Rocco and I went to the Zao Noodle Bar tonight to meet with a friend to talk some bullshit. And our server said something first about if we went to school together or not. I was like, uh I dunno. It turns out we did. She had to ask me what my name was but I was the one who remembered her name and what classes we took together. Here I can remember that but I have a hard time with medical terminology- go figure...

Another One?
well.. got back from the city today.. but it comes with a price.. the price was gladly paid though... So I went and got a new peircing.. I had 2 new ones.. but the ball on the one saw fit to disappear, so now I only have one new one... I' not gonna say where it is.. if you really want to know,, sweet talk me, butter me up, and then maybe ask me... I dunno... maybe more buttering up... Either way it will end out slippery and hot... ahem

Words
I just don't get it! 1. why? do they call them chicken breasts?? I see no chicky boobies! 2. what came first the chicken or the egg? the chicken. bible says god made all living things . not all living things and one damn chicken egg! So stop the madness! 3. A push up bra should be outlawed! I consider that false advertising! why pay for padding when you have toliet paper in the bathroom to stuff in there. worked for our moms!

Don't Forget To Send Your Requests For Tomorrow Night
HEY GUYS JUST A REMINDER LEAVE YOUR REQUESTS FOR TOMORROW NIGHT. I PLAY HARDCORE METAL, PUNK, GOTH AND ROCK. 6-9 PM ET ON SYNFULFM. COME TO THE HELL ON EARTH LOUNGE AND KICK IT WITH US. LEAVE YOUR REQUESTS HERE ON THIS BLOG. HOPE TO SEE YOU IN THERE.

Hey Everyone....
ALL YOU GUYS WHO LEFT A MILLION COMMENTS I DIDNT KNOW IT WOULD ERASE.....AND NOW THAT I HAVE OVER A THOUSAND....I NEED YOUR HELP......LEAVE A COMMENT ON HERESO I KNOW WHOIM SUPPOSED TO GIVE THE SPECIAL GIFTS TO

Not Meant To Be
You asked me the other day What do we have in common? And i'll tell yah babe Nothing is the answer It's not our fault We werent meant to be That's just the way life works Dosen't matter how much you love someone If you have nothing in common There will be fights, lots of them Sound firmiliar? That's because we fight All the time I love you very much But if we dont let this go now It's only going to get harder The fights will get louder And the pain will be stronger It's not our fault we werent meant to be Thats just life It's going to be hard at first But we will both move on The pain will go away Things arent going to be the same But my love for you will never fade

Friends Chain Letter
".........THEY SAY IT TAKES A MINUTE...... .......TO FIND A SPECIAL PERSON, ....... .....AN HOUR TO APPRECIATE THEM, ...... .........A DAY TO LOVE THEM, ........ ..........AN ENTIRE LIFE TIME......... ..............TO 4GET THEM............. .......SEND THIS TO THE PEOPLE...... .............U'LL NEVER 4GET.............. .........ITS A SHORT COMMENT.......... ...........TO LET THEM KNOW............. ......THAT U'LL NEVER 4GET THEM...... ...IF U DON'T SEND THIS TO ANYONE... .......IT MEAN UR'RE IN A HURRY....... ..........AND THAT U 4GOTTEN......... ...............UR FRIENDZ ...... , . - . - , _ , ....... ......... ) ` - . .> ' `( ....... ........ / . . . .`.. . . .. ........ ........ |. . . . . |. . .| ......... ......... .. . . . ./ . ./ ........... ........... `=(.. /.=` ........... ............. `-;`.-' ............. ............... `)| ... , ......... ................. || _.-'| .......... ............. , _|| .._, / ......... ....... ,

T Shirt - Reality
This word shirt really says it all. My husband and brother love this shirt, they both own the white and ash grey versions. Somehow (and I'm not sure why) they have decided that this is there drinking shirt! I think all you guys should follow their lead and put one of these on next time you head out for a casual drink at the bar. Featured here on the long sleeve tee (yep were catering to those cold winter nights), but available on the full selection of t shirts for guys. This design sports the phrase "Reality is an illusion brought on by the severe lack of good alcohol" with a back, front or pocket print of the word "Reality". Go to the store to check out all the different combinations! DeXine Graphic Concepts I'd really like to see some photos of this shirt in action. So anyone who wants to be featured on the website at there favorite drinking establishment why not send me a message and we'll see if we can’t hook you up with a free tee of your choice in exchange for your photo.

T Shirt Designer
Well some of you know and some of you don't! I'm a T Shirt designer by trade. I've recently opened my own online business and by way of letting all my friends whats going on I decided to start added my new designs to the blog here along with all the other junk that we post. Yes some of that other junk has recently been removed as were unsure of what is acceptable content here on LC or CT or whatever this place is called! So anyways those of you interested, keep a look out for blogs about T Shirts!

Potatoes Rancheros Casserole
Prep Time:20 min Start to Finish:55 min Makes:5 servings 1/2 pound lean ground beef 1 package (4.9 ounces) Betty Crocker® au gratin potatoes 2 1/4 cups boiling water 2/3 cup milk 1 cup shredded taco-seasoned or Cheddar cheese (4 ounces) 1 cup coarsely crushed tortilla chips 1. Heat oven to 400ºF. 2. Cook beef in 10-inch skillet over medium heat 8 to 10 minutes, stirring occasionally, until brown; drain. Stir together Potatoes, Sauce Mix, boiling water and milk in ungreased 2-quart casserole. Stir in beef and 1/2 cup of the cheese. 3. Bake uncovered about 30 minutes or until top is light golden brown. Sprinkle chips over casserole; sprinkle remaining cheese over chips. Bake 3 to 5 minutes longer or until cheese is melted. Let stand 2 minutes before serving. High Altitude (3500-6500 ft) Increase first bake time to about 35 minutes.

Classic Beef Stroganoff
Prep Time:20 min Start to Finish:40 min Makes:6 servings 1 1/2 pounds beef sirloin steak, 1/2 inch thick 8 ounces fresh mushrooms, sliced (2 1/2 cups) 2 medium onions, thinly sliced 1 garlic clove, finely chopped 2 tablespoons margarine 1 1/2 cups beef broth 1/2 teaspoon salt 1 teaspoon Worcestershire sauce 1/4 cup Gold Medal® all-purpose flour 1 1/2 cups fat-free sour cream 3 cups hot cooked egg noodles 1. Cut beef across grain into about 1 1/2x1/2-inch strips. 2. Cook mushrooms, onions and garlic in margarine in 10-inch nonstick skillet over medium heat, stirring occasionally, until onions are tender; remove from skillet. 3. Cook beef in same skillet until brown. Stir in 1 cup of the broth, the salt and Worcestershire sauce. Heat to boiling; reduce heat. Cover and simmer 15 minutes. 4. Stir remaining 1/2 cup broth into flour; stir into beef mixture. Add onion mixture; heat to boiling, stirring constantly. Boil and stir 1 minute. Stir in sour cream; heat until hot

I Never Thought
I never thought I could I never thought I would I never thought I'd feel so low And I have to let you go Fighting away the tears Streaming down my face As the end comes near You're gone without a trace I love you today as I will tomorrow Knowing now There's nothing but sorrow Today's the day part of me will die Because I have to tell you Goodbye I know it's over I know it's done I once had you Now I have none You will always be with me inside And I am sorry that Our loved died Always remember I love you And Please Know this is true I will always love you

Porcupine Meatballs
Prep Time:15 min Start to Finish:1 hr 10 min Makes:30 meatballs 1 1/2 cups Multi-Bran Chex® cereal 1 lb lean (at least 80%) ground beef 2/3 cup uncooked parboiled (converted) rice 1/2 cup milk 1 package (1 oz) onion soup mix 1 egg 1 cup water 2 cans (11 1/2 oz each) tomato juice (3 cups) 1. Heat oven to 425°F. Crush cereal. (To easily crush cereal, place in plastic bag or between sheets of waxed paper, and crush with rolling pin.) In large bowl, mix crushed cereal, beef, rice, milk, dry soup mix and egg. Using wet hands, shape mixture into 30 meatballs. Place in ungreased 13x9-inch baking dish or 3-quart casserole. 2. Pour water and tomato juice over meatballs; stir gently. 3. Cover and bake 50 to 55 minutes or until rice is tender and beef is no longer pink in center and juice is clear. High Altitude (3500-6500 ft): Bake 1 hour to 1 hour 15 minutes. Nutrition Information: 1 Serving: Calories 70 (Calories from Fat 20); Total Fat 2g (Saturated Fat 1g, Trans Fat 0g);

Have You Ever...
Have you ever fell apart at your feet Like you have nobody to talk to Even your bestfriend just will not understand Have you ever felt like just giving up cause you Can't handle it anymore Do you just lie in bed late at night because you Can't sleep Cause everything echoes in your head Have you ever felt so alone that you don't even Care anymore about the things your afraid to do Ever hide in your room just to cry Just to pretend its all not really there Have you ever just sat and stared untill your Mom asks you for the tenth time "Are you okay?" Have you ever felt like your life is a secret A secret you can never tell Do people look at you and only see an empty vessel Do you hide your soul from all because nobody would understand Have you ever been scared Too scared to admit to it Have you ever felt like there was too much to Handle to much to deal with to ever come out of your shell Because of this have you ever felt alone Have you ever felt like me?

Dead Jane Doe
We never even knew who you were, a young prostitute never heard. You layed down and spread your legs. He left for McDonalds and that was the end. First we saw you sleeping peacefully. Next they found you eternally sleeping. A voice unknown only to scum. The media on your funeral will all be in fun. A girl unknown only to clients, fought to survive and ended up dieing. One less girl on the streets, one more gone as a family weeps. I stood above you and looked through the floor. I knelt down and wept for a whore. Even with you gone the reality is fresh. No matter who you are you can`t escape death. So this is for you, the dead jane doe, the world will miss out on you not the ho.

Thorns
Black roses grow on the spot where they died. She, first, her blood seeping into the mossy ground. He, last, struck by a violent mood. She had dreamed of him nightly, shades of muscle and skin swirling in her subconscious, his face always hidden by a sweep of black hair that brushed and tickled her sleeping face. Always seeking his face, never finding it, and waking with the fleeting sense of his hands. He hunted her, stalking with a heavy grace, drawing from his eyes and the timbre of his voice. She, running from, then to him. With the velvet bites and soft bruises marking her, embedded deeper than the skin shows, stealing independent moments and time, became a craving for both. The pulse of their veins, engulfed the world with the steady throb, like the fall of petals on the ground. Creating a mattress of their whispers as her blood spilled onto the ground. Mingling with the red flow from his thick arm, melting upon the dark, chocol

My Rising Sign
Your Rising Sign is Scorpio You're so intense and passionate - you're on fire! You want to be an angel or a devil... you can't decide which. No wonder you seem moody and even a little dangerious. You've got some major mystery going on, so work it! Your personality is the strongest of all signs, making you hard to deal with. While you're ruthless to your enemies, you're loyal to your one true love. What's Your Rising Sign?

The Wind
You scored as Wind. you are wind! talented and beautiful, you are always graceful and poised. you love birds, and love the feeling of the wind blowing through your hair. Freedom is very important to you. you dont have many friends, but you are inseperable from the ones you have. you would much rather fight verbally instead of phisically, though you are skilled at both. intelligent and sarcastic, you are very likeable to some people. Wind67%Fire50%Light50%Earth50%Darkness33%What Element Lies within you?(PICS)created with QuizFarm.com

*sniffles*
Welcome to my pity party. I'm alone in the new place for the first night's stay... I'm lonely, stressed, my back hurts, and I'm all freaked out because nothing feels familiar... not even my own things. Bah. :(

Information For Halloween Show
Site: www.triple-x-radio.net Time: 9pm CST Event: Killa-C and Me live on the air with guest artists calling in. Also if you are in the U.S. and message me on yahoo at dj_crazee666 with your phone number while the show is going on I will 3-way you on the phone and let you speak directly to Killa-C on the air. Tune in and repost this to all your juggalo and juggalette friends!

Letter To Rowan Gibson
Dear Rowan Gibson, I have read the article from your "What are you waiting for". It is excellent article. I have had to re-read the wrote by Toffler and I thought that this work is still influence our life. Faster beat down Slower. Internet is deeply and profoundly changing human being's life. And the west speed is beating down the east speed. i.e. I exported the protection products to USA, but our delivery time is always delayed due to our developing speed. The USA buyer want me to catch up the developed speed ,but it is very hard to be done. So both of us have to sacrifice our leisure time and prolong our worktime to keep online time. How to resolve this issue? People would not able to work 24hrs/day like Robot. But I dream the "S.E."(simultaneous engineering),or my exhausted will damage my health sooner or later. *** *** *** You rethink thinking, some people think something, some people think nothing. It's no doubt that G

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A Lil About Me...
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey Name: Amanda Diane Birthday: Feb.20/1974 Birthplace: Sarnia Current Location: Sarnia Eye Color: Hazel Hair Color: Brunette Height: 5'6' Right Handed or Left Handed: Lefty Your Heritage: French-Canadian The Shoes You Wore Today: Strappy Sandals Your Weakness: Cute Boys :) Your Fears: Anything Happening To My Children Your Perfect Pizza: Pepperoni, Green Olives, Extra Cheese Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Get My Estithician Certificate Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Lol (Sigh It's Habit) Thoughts First Waking Up: OMG!! Its 630am Already Your Best Physical Feature: Legs Your Bedtime: 11:00ish (I Need My Beauty Sleep) Your Most Missed Memory: My Mind Pepsi or Coke: Neither Thanks MacDonalds or Burger King: Depends On What The Kids Want...Neither If Its Just Me Single or Group Dates: Both...;o) Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Mmmm, Any Iced Tea Please!! Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate With Caramel Sauce Ca