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Contests I'm In
ok so here i am pimpin myself out to all you cherries again... I'm in 2 contests right now, both run by Keno. 1st contest is best shower/dripping wet 2nd one is sexiest lips please vote by RATING them. Comments WILL NOT BE COUNTED....but you can comment if ya wanna lmao thanks all, if you let me know when you've voted, i'll return the love thanks again Rach x

Reflecting On A Dream
The sweetness of reflecting on a dream Setting goals is easy. The tough part is putting time and hard work into realizing those dreams. The energy you are willing to put forth to reach your dreams is directly related to the probability of achieving them. Above all, be patient with the situation and with yourself. Don't lose your way by being blinded by disappointment, frustrations, and failures. Ponder the goals in your life and the obstacles you might face. Make appropriate plans to overcome those roadblocks even before they occur. Think of the reward of reflecting on a goal you have reached, rather than one you failed to see through. Most big dreams involve big effort!

This Is Mostly True
APRIL=SWEETIE Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered. Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings. Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint. Needs no motivation. Shy towards opposite sex. Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding. Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Good imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves literature and the arts. Loves travelling. Dislike being at home. Restless. Having many children. Hardworking. High spirited.

Adhd And Odd
Hi I am a single mom that has a 15 year old that has been classified with ADHD and ODD and if you know anything about these conditions would you get back to me and let me know. and would you please repost for me. PLEASE and Thanks Sarahtlicious.

Sex And Stuff...
1. Would you be in control? 2. Can i get your number? 3. Would you whisper freaky shit in my ear? 4. Would you talk dirty to me? 5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue? 6. Would you go down on me? 7. Would you give me a hickie? 8. How many rounds would we go? 9. What would you wanna do afterwards? 10. Would you take off all ur clothes for me? 11. Would you lick and bite me all over? 12. Would you like 4play or get straight to the point? 13. Would you take ur time if I told you to? 14. Would u fall asleep when we were done? 15. Would u want to go fast or slow? 16. Where would u wanna "do it" at? 17. Would u be loud or quiet? 18. Do u think u could make me have an orgasm? 19. Are u gonna re-post these so I can answer them for you ? 20. WOULD U Fuck me TODAY?

More Pictures To Share!!!
I'm up to my limit on my pictures... HELP!!!! leave me comments, become my friend, help me out, I need to earn more points to allow me to have more room for my pictures... So help a friend out and show the love, please? ***Poohbear***

Time Changes...so Its Time For A Change..
For those of you that don't live in Indiana. We haven't changed our time for years. I never thought we did at all until my parents told me Indiana use to many years ago. Anyway this is the first year that Indiana has imbraced the Daylight Savings Time Theory. I personally don't see much of a difference other then it causes a lot of crap at work. Anything that has a clock on it or has recorded time has to get changed somehow. Some of us booger eating morons can't even set the clock on our vcrs let alone change the clock forward in the spring and backward in the fall.... Anyway I figured maybe this could be one of those start/finish lines for lifes events. Meaning the finish line to end doing certain things in my life and get things straight. The starting line is making moves to get things staight and move forward in life toward goals that I want to reach. Goals that I shouldn't put on the backburner,but should know that all goals can't be met at once.

I Am Most Like 80's Band....
What 80's Metal Band are you? (with pics) Judas priestYou are Judas Priest. You rock hard and ride free. You love leather, studs and singing metal, with the occassional motorcycle.Take The Quiz Now!Quizzes by myYearbook.com

Is It Really Lost?
I got home last night, logged into this site to see it's name had been changed to CherryTap and quite frankly didn't blink. In my opinion the name is pretty wimpy compared to LostCherry, but it's not my website; I just have fun here. Then I saw some people were not happy with the change and again it just rolled off my back. Again, a change of name is of little importance in the big scheme of things, but then I started reading. One of my pet peeves is people who read what they want, or half of what's there, and make judgements. That's a very dangerous thing. As I read further I dicovered that the name LostCherry was scraped because some people thoght it sounded like a porn site. That's when my chin dropped, my heart sank, and I felt rather betrayed. I remember once making my teenaged daughter change her shirt before going to school, because quite frankly she looked like a ho. If she didn't do so, I would have reprimanded her. Now, if she came home from school one day to change

Weapons Contest!
its not my conest!!!!! these rules are simple.. you get to enter 2 weapons on each area. the total is 7 in each cat so don't be reckless. first come for the 2 at once first served. u can add a pistol, a rifle, a sword, a Axe (preferly ether Serial Killer style or Medevil) and a knife. it can be warweapons from the army, replicas, even bb guns. hell even knives u bought on a infomercial is counted in this contest. the total contestents that can be added is 8 it don't matter the gender. Good luck to all who wanna enter. Enter here...just send a message with the pic(s) http://cherrytap.com/user/177048 (please repost my bulletin to help a friend)

Its Tru
ladies:this will make you tear up :) fellas:read it,all of it! :) 1-touch their waist 2-talk to them 3-share secrets 4-give her your jacket 5-kiss them slowly are you remembering this? 6-hug her 7-hold her 8-laugh with her 9-invite her somewhere 10-let her be with you when you're with your friends keep reading 11-smile with her 12-take pics with her 13-pull her onto your lap 14-when she says she loves you more, deny it. fight back 15-when her friends say i love her more than you, deny it. fight back and hug her tight so she cant get to her friends. it makes her feel loved Are you thinking about someone? 16-always hug her and say i love you when you see her 17-kiss her unexpectedly 18-HUG HER FROM BEHIND AROUND THE WAIST 19-tell her shes beautiful not sexy! 20-tell her the way you feel about her! ...20 u need to show her you mean it too 21-kiss her on the lips 22-DONT ask her to buy you stuff. y

My Poem's
STRAINED ON THE STREET AT THE TENDER AGE OF 7. HOW CAN I LEARN THE REAL MEANING OF HEAVEN. SURELY NOT BY A FAST TALKER BORN TO MOLEST A WOMENS MIND. SURLY NOT ON THE DANCE FLOOR OF SOMEBODIES ELSE'S IDEA OF A GOOD TIME. FATH THE ONLY MOTHER I EVER REALY KNOWN. GIVE ME THE COURAGE TH FACE THE THINGS YET UNSHOWEN.

Hidden Talents
Using your body Your sexual hidden talent is using your body's natural charm and beauty to seduce your partner. You are all about having the perfect body/looking good for your partner - and it does the trick every time. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Sex Scope Ty Wckdangel
Sagittarius You are fun loving and independent, and you don’t like any of your partners to get in the way of that. You enjoy having a lot of flings and short term relationships because you get bored in a long term one. In bed you are demanding of your partner. You want to have hot sex all of the time. You also like to experiment sexually, with different positions and fantasies. Sex matches: Aries, Leo, Libra Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Stashes
The party lastnight was kinda borring. Not really my kinda crowed. I'm not that big into the socialization thing. So I just sat around, and ate stuff basicly. I like doing stuff, not really talking about doing stuff, or what I've done. Some might say that talking is doing something. It's just makeing a bunch of sounds that most people don't care about anyway. lol. They have these stash things on here. Now they have it so people can rate them. I have lots of stuff in my stash. Most of it is original. Mostly just pictures and stuff. There's a few videos there too that I made. Just odd random shit. K, I think that's all. Hopefully everyone had a good weekend. I need to study for my test tomarrow, and do my math.

She Thinks She Needs Me-andy Griggs
Artist/Band: Andy Griggs Lyrics for Song: She Thinks She Needs Me Lyrics for Album: This I Gotta See She thinks I walk on water She thinks I hung the moon She tells me every morning, "They just don’t make men like you" She thinks I’ve got it together She swears I’m as tough as nails But I don’t have the heart to tell her She don’t know me that well She don’t know how much I need her She don’t know I’d fall apart Without her kiss, without her touch Without her faithful, loving arms She don’t know that it’s all about her She don’t know I can’t live without her She’s my world, she’s my everything And she thinks she needs me Sometimes she cries on my shoulder When she’s lying next to me But she don’t know that when I hold her That she’s really holding me, holding me She don’t know how much I need her She don’t know I’d fall apart Without her kiss, without her touch Without her faithful, loving arms She don’t know that it’s all about her She don’t know

Would U?
1. Would you be in control? 2. Can i get your number? 3. Would you whisper freaky shit in my ear? 4. Would you talk dirty to me? 5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue? 6. Would you go down on me? 7. Would you give me a hickie? 8. How many rounds would we go? 9. What would you wanna do afterwards? 10. Would you take off all ur clothes for me? 11. Would you lick and bite me all over? 12. Would you like 4play or get straight to the point? 13. Would you take ur time if I told you to? 14. Would u fall asleep when we were done? 15. Would u want to go fast or slow? 16. Where would u wanna "do it" at? 17. Would u be loud or quiet? 18. Do u think u could make me have an orgasm? 19. Are u gonna re-post these so I can answer them for you ? 20. WOULD U Fuck me TODAY?

Conflicted...
You ever felt like your emotions were being torn apart? And every time you think of this person, and what's in their mind you know you'll begin wondering exactly what it is youll find and You begin having those thoughts of confliction And the fact that you think of them so much has only made this person become your addiction. Then your emotions began to run wild and you find yourself once again feeling like a child abandoned and trapped in this adult world weeping and whining as if you were a little girl then you find yourself praying to the skis above for mommies comforting hands to shield you from this ugly emotion called LOVE and all the while on the inside you're being torn apart thinking DAMN why did I ever get so involved from the start then reality sets in and you realize that this persons got you hooked and you think to yourself maybe you should step out of your shoes and take a closer look to see if thi

Sexual Hidden Talent
Using your hands Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your hands. You are damn good with them, and know how to make your lover feel incredibly sexy with just one caress. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Military Spouse Survey
This is strictly for the Military Personel. If you are not dating or married to anyone in the Military.....this is not for you!!! DON'T BE SHY....!!! What is your Name? Jen What is your Man's name? David Do you believe in war? not this one!!! Do you live with your man? Yes Where are you stationed? Ft Campbell, KY Have you ever cheated on him when he was overseas? Nope If your man is deployed, how many letters a month do you get? Not deployed, but we would message back and forth when he was Do you have any regrets in terms of being with a Military Man? none. i love him with all my heart What does he do in his branch? Chemical Corps What Rank is he? E-4 Do you love him? with every breathe that i have in me, why else would i marry him? Would you risk your life for him like he does for you? Yes A VERY COMMON QUESTION--does he look good in his ACU's? HELL FUCK YEAH HE DOES What do you like most about him? Everything, but mainly the w

How To Make A Romantic Dinner
HOW TO MAKE A ROMANTIC DINNER: Ingredients: 4 passionate eyes 4 sculpted legs 4 grasping arms 20 exploratory fingers 2 firm milk containers 2 nuts 1 small wet mixing bowl 1 firm banana Directions: 1. Look into passionate eyes. 2. Spread sculpted legs with grasping arms. 3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently, while using exploratory fingers to prepare the mixing bowl. 4. Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in and out until well creamed. (For best results, be verbal with your actions) 5. As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and cover with nuts, leave to soak for as long as you can take. 6. The cake is done when banana is soft. If banana does not soften, repeat steps 3-5 or change mixing bowls. Notes: 1. If you are in an unfamiliar kitchen, wash utensils carefully before and after use.

Packs Humor In A Punch! Lol
Very few bullitins make me laugh out loud, but this one did.. Subject: Oh God.. Why is there a 69 after the cherryTAP logo? yeah thats not going to look pornsite like at all... (repost of original by 'mom-of-kaylea' on '2006-10-29 15:41:59')

Kids
Man My kids are driving me nutz LOL! I love them but when there is the tv going, the music from the stereo playing, and two computers going it gets a little loud here! But its all good. At least they are having fun. Now the phone is ringing does it ever end? lol

All The Small Things..
Is it because I'm pregnant, stressed, or what? I don't know. It just seems all the small things are irritating me lately. From the guy at the Mexican restaurant serving all the other customers first when my glass of iced tea is empty to my cat obsessively licking and cleaning himself- I feel like I'm about to jump out of myself. It's the small things that are getting under my skin lately. Like feeling ignored my John while he plays his games and doesn't answer half the time when I ask him a question or talk to him. My cat scratching and/or licking himself constantly. The baby kicking me and/or hurting me by uncomfortable positions she gets in. Maybe I should talk to my doctor about changing my medication. That way she can assure me that what I'm feeling is normal or not. Oh I just bought "The L word-Season 3" for $59 from Columbia House DVD. I waited for an entire year for it to come out and couldn't wait to see it. It picks the best episode out of the entire season and don't play the

Pics Vs. Friends Vs. Self Esteem!
Well my first blog on the LC... gotta say at first i hated the site... but i am addicted now. So Props to the LC fot having an awesome site! Now on to my real blog... whats with some of you women on here...??? I know this is a more adult oriented site than Myspace... but ya really dont have to post porn pics to attract friends... Now i AM a man... and that being said i do like the occasional porn... but i just hope all the wonderful women out there on this site dont think they Have to post this stuff to meet people!!! It is your call... but everyone i have met on here is a geniunely cool person and i would talk to them regardless of what pics they had... So that being said... remember Ladies... If ya wanna post adult pics thats cool... but do it cause ya wanna and are into it... not as a way to get friends!!! Hope y'all still love me! LOL! later!

White America-eminem
Intro] America!! Hahaha! We love you! How many people are proud to be citizens of this beautiful country of ours? The stripes and the stars for the rights that men have died for to protect The women and men who have broke their necks for the freedom of speech the United States government has sworn to uphold.. (Yo, I want everybody to listen to the words of this song) .. or so we're told [Eminem] I never woulda dreamed in a million years I'd see so many motherfuckin people, who feel like me Who share the same views and the same exact beliefs It's like a fuckin ARMY marchin in back of me So many lives I touched, so much anger aimed in no particular direction, just sprays and sprays And straight through your radio waves, it plays and plays 'til it stays stuck in your head, for days and days Who woulda thought; standin in this mirror bleachin my hair with some peroxide, reachin for a t-shirt to wear that I would catapult to the forefront of rap like this? How could I p

(poem I Wrote For Someone Special) Title: A Poem For You
I wanted to write you a poem So you could know just how i feel, I want you to know you are needed Even when you are far away, I want you to know you are thought of Every second of everyday. You make me happy, you make me smile, you make the waiting worth my while. I hold tight to each amazing dream of you, I hope that one day we can make them come true. A special place I'll keep for you in my heart, A life without you I could never start. I could never get over you and just move on It would only hurt me more To know that you were gone. Simple love I call it. Not needing or asking for much Just knowing that you care With only words, without the touch. Like I've said many times before, It makes no difference where you are. You could be here beside me Or you could be miles and miles afar. Every minute and every moment I fill with thoughts of you Thinking of places we'll go And all the things we'll do. You're my "Perfect Man" I could not ask for anythi

One Of My Few Good Poems
My Everything... In your beautiful eyes, I get lost. I can not let go of you, no matter the cost. Till the day I die, or pass away, know that in your hands my heart will stay. It is yours to mold, however you choose, but please baby, never set it loose. One day, I promise I will make you my wife; to have and to hold the rest of my life. When we are together I hope the time slows, and our love for each other surely grows. I miss your laugh, your smile, and your grins, and those aren’t even any of the seven sins! When we embrace, it is hard to let you go, because of my heart- a fit it will throw. Through all of the times- both good and bad, I have never lost the feelings I’ve had. I love you woman with all of my heart: I knew it that day (in Wapak), right from the start. I’ve wiggled into places no one has ever before, and I promise never to hurt you by closing the door, You are my friend, my partner, and my life, and I want you forever, as m

Chicken Quesadilla Sandwiches
Prep Time:15 min Start to Finish:1 hr Makes:4 servings 2 teaspoons vegetable oil 1 pound boneless skinless chicken breast 1/4 cup chopped fresh cilantro 1/4 teaspoon ground cumin 8 Old El Paso® flour tortillas (8 inches in diameter) 2 tablespoons vegetable oil 1 cup shredded Monterey Jack cheese (4 ounces) 1 can (4.5 ounces) Old El Paso® chopped green chiles, drained Old El Paso® salsa (any variety), if desired 1. Heat 2 teaspoons oil in 10-inch skillet over medium-high heat. Cook chicken breasts, cilantro and cumin in oil 15 to 20 minutes, turning chicken once and stirring cilantro mixture occasionally, until juice of chicken is no longer pink when centers of thickest pieces are cut. Shred chicken into small pieces; mix chicken and cilantro mixture. 2. Brush 1 side of 1 tortilla with some of the 2 tablespoons oil; place oil side down in same skillet. Layer with one-fourth of the chicken mixture, 1/4 cup of the cheese and one-fourth of the chilies to within 1/2 inch of

Arlington-trace Adkins
Artist/Band: Trace Adkins Lyrics for Song: Arlington Lyrics for Album: Songs About Me I never thought that this is where i'd settle down, I thought i'd die an old man back in my hometown, They gave me this plot of land, me and some other men, for a job well done, there's a big white house sits on a hill just up the road, the man inside he cried the day they brought me home, they folded up a flag and told my mom and dad, we're proud of your son Chorus: And I'm proud to be on this peaceful peice of property, I'm on sacred ground and i'm in the best of company, I'm thankful for those things i've done, I can rest in peice, I'm one of the chosen ones, I made it to Arlington I remember daddy brought me here when i was eight, we searched all day to find out where my granddad lay, and when we finally found that cross, he said, "son this is what it cost to keep us free" Now here i am, a thousand stones away from him, he reconized me on the first day i came in, and it

Just Something From My Head
i found out life is to short to let the one you love go. thats why i live my life to the fullest!!! there is someone in my life, but i hardly see her!!! if you have someone in your life and they are around you all the time, give them a big hug and kiss!!!

Maple Chicken Drummies
Prep Time:15 min Start to Finish:1 hr 10 min Makes:20 appetizers 1/4 cup real maple syrup or honey 1/4 cup chili sauce 2 tablespoons chopped fresh chives 1 tablespoon soy sauce 1/2 teaspoon ground mustard 1/4 teaspoon ground red pepper (cayenne), if desired 2 pounds (about 20) chicken drummettes 1. Heat oven to 375ºF. Mix all ingredients except chicken. Place chicken in ungreased jelly roll pan, 15 1/2x10 1/2x1 inch. Pour syrup mixture over chicken; turn chicken to coat. 2. Bake uncovered 45 to 55 minutes, turning once and brushing with sauce after 30 minutes, until juice of chicken is no longer pink when centers of thickest pieces are cut. Serve chicken with sauce. Nutrition Information: 1 Serving: Calories 60 (Calories from Fat 20 ); Total Fat 2 g (Saturated Fat 1 g); Cholesterol 20 mg; Sodium 100 mg; Total Carbohydrate 4 g (Dietary Fiber 0g); Protein 6 g Percent Daily Value*: Vitamin A 0%; Vitamin C 0%; Calcium 0%; Iron 2 % Exchanges: 1 Lean Meat *Percent Daily V

Injustice
I just got off the phone with my cranky old grandmother. I swear each time I tell myself I'm not going to call her again. Every time lately we get into these heated discussions about what is "right" or "morally right" in her eyes. Seriously who gives a fuck what she thinks is right? Everyone has a right to their own views, thoughts, and opinions but not at the expense of making somebody else feel bad. I'm not perfect and I've made my share of mistakes. If you ask me, I've made more mistakes than I have anything else. Last night I broke down and cried for hours about how everything is going. Between John ignoring me to play computer games and my family treating me like shit, I feel terrible inside. I think the only thing keeping me alive right now is my baby. She's the only reason I keep going on anymore. I feel I owe it to her to be there for her and to give her the best start at life that I can. Today my grandma tells me how it was my fault for being raped in the past and everythi

California Girls-gretchen Wilson
Artist/Band: Gretchen Wilson Lyrics for Song: California Girls Lyrics for Album: All Jacked Up Well I ain't never had a problem with California There's a lot of good women, Sacramento to Corona But them Hollywood types, after a while wear on ya Strutin' around in their size zeros, Skinny little girls no meat on thier bones Never even heard of George Jones CHORUS Ain't you glad we ain't no California girls Ain't you glad there's still a few of us left, who know how to rock your world Ain't afraid to eat fried chicken and dirty dance to Merle Ain't you glad we ain't no California girls There ain't nothing wrong with plastic surgery Well, Dolly Parton never looked so good to me Everybody oughta be exactly who they want to be But that Paris Hilton gets under my skin With her big fake smile and her painted on skin Never had a chance at a real man CHORUSx2

Easy Italian Chicken Pie
Prep Time:10 min Start to Finish:45 min Makes:5 servings 2 cups cubed cooked chicken 1/3 cup thinly sliced green or red bell pepper 1/2 cup pizza sauce 1 package (4 ounces) shredded Italian-style cheese blend, pizza cheese blend or mozzarella cheese (1 cup) 1/2 cup Original Bisquick® mix 1 cup milk 1 egg 1. Heat oven to 400°F. Spray 9-inch pie plate with cooking spray or grease with shortening. 2. Stir chicken, bell pepper and pizza sauce in pie plate; arrange evenly. Sprinkle with cheese. Stir remaining ingredients in small bowl with fork or wire whisk until blended. Pour into pie plate. 3. Bake 25 to 30 minutes or until knife inserted in center comes out clean. Let stand 5 minutes before serving. High Altitude (3500-6500 ft) Use 3/4 cup Bisquick® mix. Bake 30 to 35 minutes. Nutrition Information: 1 Serving: Calories 275 (Calories from Fat 110 ); Total Fat 12 g (Saturated Fat 5 g); Cholesterol 105 mg; Sodium 500 mg; Total Carbohydrate 16 g (Dietary Fiber 1 g); Prot

Caribbean Chicken Kabobs
Prep Time:15 min Start to Finish:35 min Makes:8 servings 1 3/4 pounds boneless skinless chicken breast halves, cut into 1 1/2-inch pieces 1/4 cup vegetable oil 3 tablespoons Caribbean jerk seasoning (dry) 1 small pineapple, rind removed and pineapple cut into 1-inch cubes 1 medium red bell pepper, cut into 1-inch pieces 1 small red onion, cut into 1-inch pieces 1. Brush grill rack with vegetable oil. Heat coals or gas grill for direct heat. 2. Brush chicken with 2 tablespoons of the oil. Place chicken and jerk seasoning in resealable plastic food-storage bag. Shake bag to coat chicken with seasoning. Thread chicken, pineapple, bell pepper and onion alternately on each of eight 12-inch metal skewers, leaving 1/4-inch space between each piece. Brush kabobs with remaining 2 tablespoons oil. 3. Cover and grill kabobs over medium heat 15 to 20 minutes, turning once, until chicken is no longer pink in center. Nutrition Information: 1 Serving: Calories 210 (Calories from Fat

As Good As I Once Was
Artist/Band: Toby Keith Lyrics for Song: As Good As I Once Was Lyrics for Album: Honkytonk University She said, "I've seen you in here before" I said, "I've been here a time or two" She said, "Hello, my name is Bobby Jo Meet my twin sister Betty Lou And we're both feeling kinda wild tonight And you're the only cowboy in this place And if you're up for a rodeo We'll put a big Texas smile on your face" I said, "Girls I ain't as good as I once was I got a few years on me now But there was a time, back in my prime When I could really lay it down And if you need some love tonight Then I might have just enough I ain't as good as I once was But I'm as good once as I ever was" I still hang out with my best friend Dave I've known him since we were kids at school Last night he had a shot, got in a tight spot Hustlin' a game of pool with a couple of redneck boys One great big bad biker man I heard David yell across the room "Hey buddy, how about a helping hand" I

My Dream Car....one Of Them!!!
What kind of muscle car are you? 1971 Plymouth BarracudaYou have a 1971 Plymouth Barracuda. You love beer. You love your car. It's fast as hell, and thats all that matters! And yes, it's got a hemi.....that's right I said a hemi!Take The Quiz Now!Quizzes by myYearbook.com

Celtic Horoscope
You Are An Ash Tree You are vivacious and impulsive, which makes you extremely attractive to many. Intelligent and demanding, you don't care much for criticism. You have a ton of ambition and talent, and sometimes money rules your heart. You like to play with fate, and you can be very egotistical and restless. Demanding of attention, you need love and a lot of emotional support. What's Your Celtic Horoscope?

Chile-chicken Enchiladas
Prep Time:20 min Start to Finish:1 hr Makes:8 enchiladas 1 can (19 oz) Old El Paso® enchilada sauce (any variety) 2 cups diced cooked chicken 1 1/2 cups shredded Monterey Jack cheese (6 oz) 1 cup sour cream 1 can (4.5 oz) Old El Paso® chopped green chiles 1 package (11.5 oz) Old El Paso® flour tortillas for burritos (8 tortillas) 1 cup shredded Cheddar cheese (4 oz) Chopped avocado or green onions, if desired 1. Heat oven to 350°F. Spread 1/2 cup enchilada sauce over bottom of ungreased 13x9-inch (3-quart) glass baking dish. In medium bowl, stir together chicken, Monterey Jack cheese, sour cream and chiles. 2. Spoon about 1/3 cup chicken mixture down center of each tortilla. Roll up tortillas; arrange, seam side down, in baking dish. Top enchiladas with remaining enchilada sauce. Sprinkle with Cheddar cheese. Spray sheet of foil with cooking spray; cover baking dish with foil, sprayed side down. 3. Bake 35 minutes. Remove foil; bake 5 to 10 minutes longer or until hot a

Musings
****PPL WHO LET THEIR KIDS RUN AROUND THE NEIGHBORHOOD ...UNATTENDED. ****PPL WHO PISS AND MOAN ABOUT HOW FUCKED UP THEIR CHILDHOODS WERE AND BLAME THEIR ADULT FAILURES ON THEIR PARENTS ****OR BLAME THE MAN FOR PERPERTRATIN' A PLAN TO GET A SISTA DOWN ****PPL WHO THINK EVERY LITTLE GIRL SHOULD BE BARBIE,MARTHA STEWART OR BETTY CROCKER WHEN THEY GROW UP. ****PPL FRONT AS THE SHIT LIKE ITS A GOOD THING TO BE COMPARED TO. MORE TO COME...LET ME KNOW IF ANYONE CAN RELATE OR WOULD LIKE TO DISCUSS A PARTICULAR NOTATION

Perfect-sara Evans
Artist/Band: Sara Evans Lyrics for Song: Perfect Lyrics for Album: Restless (Sara Evans/Tom Shapiro/Tony Martin) If you don't take me to Paris On a lover's getaway It's all right, it's all right If I'd rather wear your t-shirt Than a sexy negligee It's all right, it's all right Every dinner doesn't have to be candlelit It's kinda nice to know that it doesn't have to be Perfect Baby every little piece Of the puzzle doesn't always fit Perfectly Love can be rough around the edges tattered at the seams But honey if it's good enough for you It's good enough for me If your mother doesn't like The way I treat her baby boy It's all right, it's all right If in every wedding picture My daddy looks annoyed It's all right, it's all right Don't you know that all the fairy tales tell a lie Real love and real life doesn't have to be Perfect Baby every little piece Of the puzzle doesn't always fit Perfectly Love can be rough around the edges tattered at the seams

Celtic Horoscope
You Are A Fig Tree You are very independent and strong minded. A hard worker when you want to be, you play hard too. You are honest and loyal. You hate contradiction or arguments. You love life, and you live for your friends, children, and animals. A great sense of humor, artistic talent, and intelligence are all gifts you possess. What's Your Celtic Horoscope?

Invited To An Orgey
well wendsday i was invited to a drinking party with an orgey tagged along with it... lol i dont know if i realy want to join that part.. i could get drunk and pass out befor...oh waite my friends well these sertin friends are freaks they may try to malest me lol any way i havent been on lc for a few days because im trying to take care of my family and some things that came up and well thats just a bit more important then the internett but i miss all m lc friends! dont for get me

Salsa Arroz Con Pollo
Prep Time:15 min Start to Finish:1 hr 45 min Makes:6 servings 1 cup uncooked regular long-grain white rice 1 cup Green Giant® Niblets® frozen whole kernel corn (from 1-lb bag) 1 can (14 oz) chicken broth 1 can (14.5 oz) salsa-style diced tomatoes with green chilies, undrained 1 can (15 oz) Progresso® black beans, drained, rinsed 3 tablespoons Gold Medal® all-purpose flour 1 teaspoon chili powder 1/2 teaspoon ground cumin 1/2 teaspoon salt 1 cut-up whole chicken (3 to 3 1/2 lb), skin removed if desired 1. Heat oven to 375°F. In ungreased 13x9-inch (3-quart) glass baking dish, mix rice, corn, broth, tomatoes and beans. 2. In heavy-duty resealable food-storage plastic bag, mix flour, chili powder, cumin and salt. Add chicken, 2 pieces at a time; seal bag and shake until chicken is evenly coated. Arrange chicken, meaty sides up, on rice mixture. 3. Cover with foil. Bake 1 hour 15 minutes. Uncover; bake 10 to 15 minutes longer or until liquid is absorbed and juice of chicke

What's Your Costume
Halloween Horoscope for Sagittarius Halloween is your time to be flirtatious, sexy, and hot hot hot! You love to tempt people into evil, even if it's just for one night. Costume suggestions: A sexy devil or a dark fairy Signature Halloween candy: Anything spiked with booze What's Your Halloween Horoscope?

Lustful
Your Lust Quotient: 91% Your lust is totally out of control. You definitely have let your animal instincts take over. And while your unbridled desire is attractive to some, most people see you as a bit of a freak! How Much Lust Do You Have?

Sautéed Chicken Paprika
Prep Time:25 min Start to Finish:35 min Makes:4 servings 3 tablespoons matzo meal 1 tablespoon paprika 1 teaspoon ground mustard 1/4 teaspoon salt 1/4 teaspoon pepper 4 boneless skinless chicken breast halves (about 1 1/4 lb) 3 teaspoons peanut oil 1 teaspoon peanut oil 1/3 cup chopped onion 2 cloves garlic, finely chopped 3/4 cup chicken broth 1/4 cup white wine 1 small tomato, chopped (1/2 cup) Chopped fresh parsley, if desired 1. In medium bowl, mix matzo meal, paprika, mustard, salt and pepper. Evenly coat chicken with matzo meal mixture, reserving any remaining mixture. 2. In 10-inch nonstick skillet, heat 3 teaspoons oil over medium heat until hot. Add chicken; cook 1 to 2 minutes on each side or until lightly browned. Remove chicken from skillet; keep warm. 3. In same skillet, heat remaining 1 teaspoon oil. Add onion and garlic; cook about 5 minutes, stirring occasionally, until onion is tender. Stir in broth, wine and reserved matzo mixture. Return chicken

Immortal Ego Posters
I am in the process of trying to find a printer in the UK to print out batches of the posters of the immortal egos for the project. They will be all A1 movie size posters and glossy finish. I do have a mailing list set up for people who maybe interested in buying them, I am trying to keep the price down to around 20 dollars as I looked into print on demand for small quantities and they were just way too expensive, anyway if you would like to have one of them can you let me know so I can put you on the mailing list so when I have found them and got them printed out I can send you the details of how to get them. I had been searching for someone in the USA to do this but have failed to find anybody. Probably the first two I will be concentrating on getting printed out will be Fienderella and Daughter of Hell then seeing how they go will be able to get the others printed out.

Halloween Horoscope(thanks Wckdangel, I Like This One,,,hehehe)
Halloween Horoscope for Sagittarius Halloween is your time to be flirtatious, sexy, and hot hot hot! You love to tempt people into evil, even if it's just for one night. Costume suggestions: A sexy devil or a dark fairy Signature Halloween candy: Anything spiked with booze What's Your Halloween Horoscope?

Salsa Chicken Fiesta
Prep Time:10 min Start to Finish:35 min Makes:2 servings 1/3 cup Bisquick Heart Smart® mix 1 tablespoon water 2 tablespoons fat-free egg product or 1 egg white 1/4 cup plus 2 tablespoons shredded reduced-fat Cheddar cheese (1 1/2 oz) 1 large boneless skinless chicken breast, cut into 1/2-inch pieces 1/2 cup Old El Paso® Thick 'n Chunky salsa 1. Heat oven to 400ºF. Spray 8x4-inch loaf pan with cooking spray. In small bowl, stir together Bisquick® mix, water and egg product; spread in pan. Sprinkle with 1/4 cup of the cheese. 2. In 10-inch nonstick skillet, cook chicken over medium-high heat, stirring frequently, until outsides turn white; drain. Stir in salsa; heat until hot. Spoon over batter in pan to within 1/2 inch of edges. 3. Bake about 20 minutes. Sprinkle with remaining 2 tablespoons cheese. Bake about 2 minutes longer or until cheese is melted; loosen from sides of pan. High Altitude (3500-6500 ft): Add additional 1 tablespoon Bisquick® mix to crust mixture. Nu

~cutters Lullaby~
Go to sleep, and close your eyes, And dream of broken butterflies That tore their wings against a thorn. You know the pain that they have borne. Silver metal, shine so bright. Scarlet blood, that feels so right. Dream of that blood trickling down, And wake up just before you drown. The moonlight's shining off your tears As you bleed out your own worst fears. So tonight when you start to cry Whisper the cutters' lullaby: Hushabye baby, you're almost dead. You don't have a pulse and your pillow is red. Your family hates you, your friends let you bleed. Sleep tight with a knife, cause it's all that you need. Rockabye baby, broken and scarred. You didn't know that life would be this hard. Time to end the pain that you hid so well, And down will come baby, straight back to hell

Blessings Of God
Blessings of God Ephesians 1:3-14 How many times have you thought: "I wish God would bless me"? Maybe those words came to you when you were asking God to answer a specific prayer or when you sensed some type of adversity approaching. There are many different ways to receive God's blessings, but most often we think of it from a material sense. The people that followed Jesus did the same thing. After feeding the 5,000, Jesus exposed this materialistic attitude: "Truly, truly, I say to you, you seek Me, not because you saw signs, but because you ate of the loaves and were filled" (John 6:26). Many followed the Lord in order to receive "something." Their eyes were set on seeing miracles and material provisions. But Jesus wanted them to see Him as the Bread of Life in whom all their needs would be met. The greatest of all God's blessings has nothing to do with material wealth and social position, and everything to do with the closeness of His presence. This is why He instructed

Happy Halloween!!
Well, last night we had a big halloween party! I love Halloween!! We all met up at this really trendy pub and freaked everyone out with our costumes. But there must have been a full moon or something cos we were sat by the door and in the space of like half an hour we saw 4 fights!! It was insane, especially the guy who kept grabbing gravel and throwing it at the door!! Anyhoo, then we went off to a club and got massively drunk on champagne and danced the night away! Unfortunately though, I was to drunk to wash all my make up off and my eyes are all swollen and puffy today :( and they really hurt. Check out my photos to see my excellent costume though,

Funny Shit
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- _________________________________________________________________ TO MY DEAR WIFE: During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times. I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of once every ten days. The following is a list of why I did not succeed more often: 54 times the sheets were clean 17 times it was too late 49 times you were too tired 20 times it was too hot 15 times you pretended to be sleep 22 times you had a headache 17 times you were afraid of waking the baby 16 times you said you were too sore 12 times it was the wrong time of the month 19 times you had to get up early 9 tim es you said weren't in the mood 7 times you were sunburned 6 times you were watching the late show 5 times you didn't want to mess up your new hairdo 3 times you said the neighbors would hear us 9 times you said your mother would hear us Of the 36 times I did succee

Thank You All
As for my poems you all are given them lots of love so keep it up and so will I, I might be starting a short story set as well not sure yet we will see.....Thank you all.. PS if any of you need a poem wrote for some one i can see what i can do....and please do not take any of then with out asking.....ok thank you once again.... XOXO Sarah Gibson (AKA Sweetie Pie)

Walking Away From God-i Think I Should An Reread This Lol
Walking Away from God Luke 15:11-16 The story of the Prodigal Son is probably the best known of Jesus' parables. Every person can find him or herself in this tale because we have all moved out of our Father's will at some time. Once we are saved by grace through Jesus Christ's atoning sacrifice, we can still choose whether to be a rebellious or obedient child of God. He will not force us to remain submissive. We have limited free will that we can exercise by walking away from the Lord. As our loving Father, God sends warnings to push us back onto the right course. In fact, He will do everything short of violating our will in order to draw us back into a right relationship. Why would believers walk away from the God who loves them? Some, like the sheep in another parable, wander away, ambling down a path that seems to lead to better opportunities (Luke 15:4-6). If a sheep takes its eyes off the shepherd, it can easily meander toward a more appealing-looking patch of grass. B

A Joke
Every day, a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady at the coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air, and tells her that her hair smells nice. After a week of this, she can't stand it anymore, takes her complaint to a supervisor in the personnel department and asks to file a sexual harassment grievance against him . The Human Resources supervisor is puzzled and asks: "What's sexually threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair smells nice?" The woman replies, "It's Keith. The midget."

Maybe I Was Wrong..
Well i might have been wrong, but someone on here told me this morning that i need to post sexy pics to get them to leave me comment, firsr they said they didn't know how to then they said that, kinda got smart, but hey that's ok their no longer on my friends list, so i'm not posting sexy pics that's why i don't get comments, i don't think that's very nice...

10/29/2006 - Untitled (dedicated To My Mad Mike)
If tomorrow the sun did not shine And the world decided to end I wouldn’t be able to continue on Without you beside me If eternity lay before me With all the wonders that are promised And I had to go or be left behind I would stay behind and wait Until you were there with me There is nothing in this world Or in the great beyond That can change my love for you My need to have you by my side There is no one who can change my mind Or sway my decision to forever be the one That yearns for you, that hurts for you Whose heart aches for you when you are not near There are no wonders in this world That are greater then the ones I have come to know being here beside you And there are none more fantastic Then the ones yet to come In the years ahead The rest of our lives Seems such a short time to ask for So instead I ask for more I ask for the eternity And for the infinity And for whatever else I can get As long as it gets me my ultimate goal To h

Learning In Troubled Waters
Friday, April 28, 2006 Daily words of wisdom Learning in Troubled Waters Psalm 34:1-19 God promises that when we face challenging times, He will keep His divine eye upon us. He wants to teach and guide us through the difficulty, but we must position ourselves to respond to His signals. That is, we need to: 1. Have a real longing to follow God's way and His way only. The Scriptures compare this kind of yearning to "a deer panting for water" (Psalm 42:1), which should describe us each time we choose to wait for God's direction rather than act on our own. 2. Be willing to be taught by God. He will transform trials into times of learning for those who look to Him for guidance. Such was the case with Hannah as she pleaded for a child (1 Samuel 1:1-2:10). It was also true for Mary and Martha when their brother Lazarus died. (John 11:17-27) We need willing spirits if we are to learn what God wants to teach us in the "classroom" of His choice. Most of us would design a c

Cyber Sex
I enjoy cyber sex, but what turns me off , is some one that you just meet, and they instally got to, statements like what are you wearing do you give blow jobs guys get to know me first we will get to the sex part, but don't expect me to just jump right in, I am a human, not just a peice of ass

Woodpeckers
A Georgia woodpecker and a Kentucky woodpecker were arguing about which state had the toughest trees. The Georgia woodpecker said that they had a tree that no woodpecker could peck. The Kentucky woodpecker challenged him and promptly pecked a hole in the tree with no problem. The Georgia woodpecker was in awe. The Kentucky woodpecker then challenged the Georgia woodpecker to peck a tree in Kentucky that was absolutely un-peckable. The Georgia woodpecker expressed confidence that he could do it and accepted the challenge. After flying to Kentucky, the Georgia woodpecker successfully pecked the tree with no problem. The two woodpeckers were now confused. How is it that the Kentucky woodpecker was able to peck the Georgia tree and the Georgia woodpecker was able to peck the Kentucky tree when neither one was able to peck the tree in their own state? After much woodpecker-pondering, they both came to the same conclusion: Your pecker is always h

Questions Without Answer
why did you live and walk in her days to show her a heart kept behind glass why did you use and discard a true sensation are the fibers of the soul you sell made of coward strings was love too great a task for so simple a sinner?

Friday Night
Why is that a woman can go to the club and have drinks. Know about 2/3rds of the ppl there and You tell the Hubby or b/f and they get a chip on there shoulder It is not that you are there to pick men up It's the fact that a woman can go have drinks and dance and Have a good time and A man think's You are there to pick one up.... Hell NO !!! We are there to have a good time and not have to wonder about anything BECAUSE our ass is coming home ALONE.. If women want to pick a man up there fine, But Not me ,HELL NO... I have a man and dont want any one else!!! LOL

What Is Your Soul!
You Are a Visionary Soul You are a curious person, always in a state of awareness. Connected to all things spiritual, you are very connected to your soul. You are wise and bright: able to reason and be reasonable. Occasionally, you get quite depressed and have dark feelings. You have great vision and can be very insightful. In fact, you are often profound in a way that surprises yourself. Visionary souls like you can be the best type of friend. You are intuitive, understanding, sympathetic, and a good healer. Souls you are most compatible with: Old Soul and Peacemaker SoulWhat Kind of Soul Are You?

Heart Shaped Crisis
alone alone where the shadow of his crucifix falls she is praying and paying for his complications salted by memory and hiding in the power of seduction he was always a myth castrophy in colors a bone breaking blue held in horror of mistakes and murder light the leviathan's way discover the cradle of the broken girls bitterness flowers on the coffin after a trail of disaster tick tick tourment wicker wasted witch splatter sin upon your face let him choke you down staircase of guilt to pay for give her the only gift you can live lust lonely lost

It Was An Experience, You Had To See!
To any who read my last blog, I went to a Hallowen Fetish Party last night(10/28/06) To any here on LC who are in the Fetish Lifestyle you can already imagine what I saw last night. This is really one fo the things you have to SEE! It is alomst too difficult to describe the vibe, and energy of the night. First tho , my bitchin. On the flyer they stated STRICT Dress CODE, NO Jeans/street clothes. Which was SUPPOSSED to mean you can't dress "normal". WHY did i see quite a few people drfeesed like the came from hangin out at the movies????? SO much for strict dress code i guess. NEXT NO cameras, or camera phones allowed, so I left mine in the car! I had never been to one of their parties, so as a brotha, i was expecting to get searched/patted down! WRONG! I saw damn near everyone in tha fukin party with phones! Some were not camera phones( I was close enuff to see) and a whole lotta muthafukcers WITH camera phones. SO ME and my DUMBASS followed the "rules" and I got no pic ev

Under Pressure
under pressure Weldon L. Tisdale, Pastor Friendship Church Pressure, pressure, pressure! It seems to be part of our busy lives nowadays. It's tough when pressure from problems invades your life and you can't figure out why. And sometimes you may be pressured to the point that you feel as if you can't take anymore. The apostle Paul probably felt that way when he wrote, We were crushed and completely overwhelmed, and we thought we would never live through it (II Corinthians 1:8 NLT). But consider this: not all pressure is bad. Grapes produce wine when they are put under pressure. Without pressure, there's no oil from the olive. And without pressure, a diamond stays in the rough. Yes, we all have pressure in our lives, but God can use that pressure to bring out the best that is deep down inside us. Job 23:10 AMP says, He [God] knows the way that I take [He has concern for it, appreciates, and pays attention to it]. When He has tried me, I shall come forth as refined gold [pure

Building A Faith Foundation
Daily words of wisdom Building a Faith Foundation Lamentations 3:21-23 This week, we have been examining the nature of faith. But on what must we build a strong faith in the Lord? Let's look at seven key stones in the foundation: 1. God is. Faith must be built around the simple confession that the Lord is real-that He exists and is indeed God. 2. God is love. Not only is God real, but He is intimately concerned with your life and wants to engage in a relationship with you. 3. God is just. You never have to wonder whether or not the Lord will treat you fairly. His justice is absolutely perfect-even when He pours out His loving discipline. 4. God is all-knowing. He knows your heart, your pain, and your questions. You cannot shock or surprise Him. 5. God is everywhere. You never have to wonder where He is; in truth, you cannot escape Him. Wherever you are, whatever you're doing, He is right by your side. 6. God is all-powerful. There is nothing greater than

Talk Just Talk Why Not Talk
Talk to me, why don't you talk to me I sit and stare at the screen and you dont say a word I want to smash that wall down and make you Computer can you hear me, can you hear me. Hey are you so stuck up or is it my age Can you hear me,no well clean your ears You aint polite your a mess hey talk to handsome Can you hear me, hey you can you hear me Hey I don't really care so you just sit there I put my thoughts on paper what do you do Sit there and pretend you want a friend Can you hear me, can you hear me Well I f...... listening ( hehehehe thanks that was fun, Mal 29/10/06)

In His Name
Wednesday, June 28, 2006 Do you know you have the power to ask for anything in this world and receive it as long as you ask in the fathers name? I found this out for myself long ago that when you are in need of something that by which yourself cant obtain it well guess what the lord said Ask anything in my name but seek first the kingdom of God and all these things shall be given to you I live by that statement everyday its one of the many things the lord gave us the power to do. I can honestly say when I use this scripture and I apply it to my everyday life it has always worked for me though the things I ask for dont always come to me as I think they will they always come in his ways because he is perfect and just for he knows all our needs even before we do. The Lord is so very good and loving to us and we should thank him everyday for all the things he gives us no matter how big or small the things are. When asking the lord for something remember to always ask it in his precious

My Little Man(10-29-2006 For David My Son)
My little man...Can be as sweet as can be....or a little hellian. My little man...Wakes up with loves....kisses and hugs. My little man...Kisses a ladies hand....and sometimes bites. My little man...tries to clean....in turn makes a mess. My little man...is a butt....but I love him, he is my life.

Quiet Emotions
I always wanted more from you than you were willing to give; So now we've gone our separate ways each with different lives to live. The bond will always be there the friendship always intact; But the time for us has come and gone and the pages of time, you can't turn back. I will always be a friend to you and wonder how you are; The smiles and laughter I will remember and our fights have become painless scars. Sometimes on those busy days when you've a thousand things to do; Please let me glide slowly through your mind and spend some time with you. In that quiet moment when you're surprised to find me there; Just remember even with the distance between us I am still someone who cares.

*~tortured Mind*~
A lost cause that never finds Troubled dreams and faded lines Forever drowning and cursed to be Losing touch and touch to see Tortured mind and hugered soul Loss of love; burnt out coal Tears of acid running dry Reality fading as I cry Hollow screams echo here Smell of twisted dying fear Smile of chaos; burning blood Lies of misery; sound of mud False hope and blinding pain Courage hiding and bleeding rain Sighs of passion and thirst of life Blurry visions an angry knife Imprisoned happiness locked up tight Lost the key end of sight Whispering voices; a trembling sound Fading faces that cannot be found Decieving friends; Family of solitude Creating a world of low altitude Lingering worry and Deafeaning silence Bouded hurt; Scars of violence Brain of madness; feelings of war Captured imagination becoming soar Moving images captivating danger Alluring time; reflecting a stranger Cruel sincerity a broken sign Fantasy legend; wisdom of mine P

What Kind Of Soul Are You?
You Are a Peacemaker Soul You strive to please others and compromise anyway you can. War or conflict bothers you, and you would do anything to keep the peace. You are a good mediator and a true negotiator. Sometimes you do too much, trying so hard to make people happy. While you keep the peace, you tend to be secretly judgmental. You lose respect for people who don't like to both give and take. On the flip side, you've got a graet sense of humor and wit. You're always dimplomatic and able to give good advice. Souls you are most compatible with: Warrior Soul, Hunter Soul and Visionary Soul What Kind of Soul Are You?

Motorbreath Hosts Rockstar Halloween Party!!
div style="text-align: center;">Hey SEXXY friends!!Last night was an absolute GAS!! I went out to Outlaw's to check out Motorbreath, an awesome Metallica tribute band, and to check out the Rockstar Look-alike contest. I didn't go in costume, I'm saving that for Halloween night, but there were plenty of Rockin people dressed up and having a great time! Motorbreath was awesome and pumped up the crowd to a fever pitch!There were several "Rockstars" there!!

Monster Thief
monster of dreams i want my faith back it's the most cruel punnishment to the heart that you took from me the last of it and left me burning with moments of anger that don't belong and feeding off a constant fear that this horror will never end so give me back my fucking faith

Michael W. Smith Awesome God
When He rolls up His sleeves He ain't just puttin' on the ritz (our God is an awesome God) There is thunder in His footsteps And lightning in His fist (our God is an awesome God) Well, the Lord wasn't joking When He kicked 'em out of Eden It wasn't for no reason that He shed his blood His return is very close and so you better be believing that our God is an awesome God REFRAIN Our God(our God) is an awesome God He reigns(He reigns) from heaven above With wisdom(with wisdom) pow'r and love our God is an awesome God And when the sky was starless in the void of the night (our God is an awesome God) He spoke into the darkness and created the light (our God is an awesome God) Judgment and wrath he poured out on to Sodom Mercy and grace He gave us at the cross I hope that we have not too quickly forgotten that our God is an awesome God Refrain x3 Our God is an awesome God Our God is an awesome God (Our God is an awesome God) (Our God is an awesome God)

Sex And Love
The first time I wrote the title to this article it was phrased "Love and Sex." But we should all know by now that it takes a long time to develop a relationship into one of true love whereas a willing partner is generally the only prerequisite to having sex. Unfortunately, the way men and women view sex as well as their corresponding feelings of what constitutes love often causes a great deal of confusion and pain for everyone involved. Men and Sex (and Love) If we are to believe the hype, men like sex almost more than they like money. They think about sex all the time. They want as much sex as they can get. They can never get enough sex. It's okay for men to think about sex all the time. It's a macho thing. It's a man thing. If they didn't

Important Notice
This is a follow up to my last blog. I do believe there was some misunderstanding that I need to clear up. Someone that I don't know, that has never spoken to me, joined my page. Since said person joined my page, said person has not left a comment, has not made any attempt at a "friendship". I do believe I know what said person's agenda is. And it's not to be my friend but possibly to view some contact between a few of my other friends. Which is fine. No big deal to me. It's just nicer if they don't make it so obvious. If, during my ranting, I seemed angry or offended any of my true friends, for this I do appologize as this was not my intention. Those of you that have known me for awhile, know me well enough to know that I don't broadcast my conversations with anyone. My personal conversations are just that. So if, by my comments, I made you think that I may post something that was strictly between us in a private conversation, rest assured that will not happen, as that i

Blah, Blah, Blah Of Life
Alright my friends and fellow cherries. I'm not leaving the site, though I might not be on for a long, long, long time. I've currently been evicted from my home due to circumstances beyond my control. Lucky me. Anyway, if I'm not on or you can't get ahold of me this is why. I've met a lot of awesome people here, and I love you all. I will be back as soon as humanly possible. Until then, may the god and goddess bless you and have happy holidays if I am not on before then.

One Of My Personal Favorite By Chris Tomlin
Song: How great is our god Album: Arriving [" Arriving " CD] The splendor of a King, clothed in majesty Let all the earth rejoice All the earth rejoice He wraps himself in Light, and darkness tries to hide And trembles at His voice Trembles at His voice How great is our God, sing with me How great is our God, and all will see How great, how great is our God Age to age He stands And time is in His hands Beginning and the end Beginning and the end The Godhead Three in One Father Spirit Son The Lion and the Lamb The Lion and the Lamb Name above all names Worthy of our praise My heart will sing How great is our God How great is our God, sing with me How great is our God, and all will see How great, how great is our God

Vote More
just found out you can leave more then one comment on the best bod contest please come back an vote as many tymes as u can!!!!! Come on guys theres a chick on there that her husband has posted over 700 comments on i deserve to win i was winning by a long shot b4 her husband started leaving a million comments at a tyme.......you can leave as many as you want they can all be the same they dont even have to be a work just a smily face or anyting just vote for me...the people that i see leave the most will get a special pic taken specially for them with there name on my body anywhere they want saying anything they want and mad love to allyou guys who leave comments!!!!

Funny Ass Shit Like. Ben Stiller Funny
Last night I had a dream where I was at a bachelor party at my friends house. There where 4 strippers who just happened to be Jenna Haze, Auroro Snow, and 2 other fine chicks one of them kind of looked like Tawny Roberts but wasn't and the other was some cute brunette (all porn stars for those of you who don't know). After they got there they just start dyking out and eating each others pussies, and flirting with everybody. For some reason my friends grandma was home at the time and she was not very happy about the whole scene and called the cops. So everyone was leaving and Jenna told me that her and the other girls didn't have anywhere to go around here and asked if it was ok if they came over to my house and got high. Then instead of the dream turning into some kind of crazy sex orgy with me and 4 hot freaky as hell girls, I actually said that it wasn't a good idea because it was morning and I had to go to work soon. So I know what your thinking and upon awakening this mo

Death In My Family
The only girl in my life who would never leave my side is gone. She never let me down, but i left her. But when i came home after so many years she still remebered and loved me. Amazing how much something so small can affect your life in such a large way. Going to miss you nick. Good Dog. Times like these shows you who your real friends are....

Sitting On Dry Time (lyrics And Music)
"Sitting on Dry Time" Sent you a letter about yesterday, didnt know how to find the words to say If only I could put my heart into your chest, and let it beat, the words I confessed I miss holding you so close within, that I'd just wanna crawl underneath your skin and be your every move every breath you take, and exhale thoughts that make your heart ache........but its been (chorus) so long, since Ive been graced with the presence of your lovely face you make the blood in my veins race.....but ive been locked away for so long, an eternity, so accept my apology, and know that I never wanted to be.....so locked away, without a key.......and Im sitting on dry time sitting on dry time sitting on everything, its time to stand and make it right, instead of sitting on.....dry time I wanna show you that Im for real, and that Im learning just how to feel all the warmth in the way we touch in so many ways...Im learning so much theres no more room for my mistakes, its because I

Cremation Of Sam Mcgee
by Robert W. Service There are strange things done in the midnight sun By the men who moil for gold; The Arctic trails have their secret tales That would make your blood run cold; The Northern Lights have seen queer sights, But the queerest they ever did see Was that night on the marge of Lake Lebarge I cremated Sam McGee Now Sam McGee was from Tennessee, where the cotton blooms and blows Why he left his home in the South to roam 'round the Pole, God only knows. He was always cold but the land of gold seemed to hold him like a spell; Though he'd often say in his homely way that he'd sooner live in Hell. On a Christmas Day we were mushing our way over the Dawson trail. Talk of your cold! through the parka's fold it stabbed like a driven nail. If our eyes we'd close, then the lashes froze till sometimes we couldn't see, It wasn't much fun, but the only one to whimper was Sam McGee. And that very night, as we lay packed tight in our robes beneath the snow, And the dogs w

A Side Of Me That You All Never Knew Some Do But Now All Do
I know some of you I talk to on a daily basis know my beliefs in the heavenly father and alot of you don't but in this blog I want to tell you alittle more about who I am an what I am about. For a few months I had walked away from the heavenly father which is probably a shock to some of my closer friends who know me very well but some changes have taken in my life that brought me back to reality and made me realize just "what the heck was i thinking and where the heck have I been". Sometimes in life we tend to get lost and find ourself in a darker place but if we continue on that path that we have found ourself on we may never find the light at the end of the tunnel again thank god for me it was shown to me again. i have done some pretty stupid things in recent weeks I have probably hurt well I know I hurt some very close and special people to me and in which I am sincerely sorry for my actions and i just hope they know that if it weren't for them and they know who they are I wouldn't

Sexual Style
You scored as Soft. You are nice and soft, you love everyone and everyone loves you, while you are fiery or too exciting, you are always pleasant.Soft75%Hot50%Exciting44%Shy38%Wet31%Sweet25%Awkward13%Violent0%What is your sexual style?created with QuizFarm.com

A Fantasy About The Flight Attendants
A couple of years ago on a redeye back from California, I found myself lusting after one of the flight attendants -- she was in her late 20s, with a face like an angel and the kind of body men start wars over. Wow. Just having her ask me what I wanted to drink turned me into a human tripod. Well... She just went about her business, oblivious to my overly-insistent libido. But I enjoyed myself throughout the long flight, undressing her with my eyes, and imagining the two of us entwined in a hot tangle between the sheets. Then the plane landed and my private fantasies were jerked back to humdrum reality. We all struggled to our feet, jostling each other to recoup our carry-ons from the overhead compartments -- and that's when I happened to notice a guy a couple of rows ahead of me. He was as handsome as a movie star, in great shape, and dressed like he just stepped out of a magazine ad. And then I saw something I'd never seen before. SHE UNDRESSED HIM My beautif

Very Beautiful
Her hair was up in a ponytail Her favorite dress tied with a bow. Today was Daddy's Day at school, And she couldn't wait to go. But her mommy tried to tell her, That she probably should stay home. Why the kids might not understand, If she went to school alone. But she was not afraid; She knew just what to say. What to tell her classmates Of why he wasn't there today. But still her mother worried, For her to face this day alone. And that was why once again, She tried to keep her daughter home. But the little girl went to school, Eager to tell them all. About a dad she never sees A dad who never calls. There were daddies along the wall in back, For everyone to meet. Children squirming impatiently, Anxious in their seats. One by one the teacher called, A student from the class. To introduce their daddy, As seconds slowly passed. At last the teacher called her name, Every child turned to stare. Each of them was searching, For a man

So What...we Changed Names, Get Over It
I addressed this briefly last night in the bulletins but the more I think about it, the more attention I think this deserves. Yes, the name change from Lost Cherry to CherryTap was sudden and unannounced. I go on record saying that I like the old name better however, don't run off and say "Jaded Stang" doesn't like the new name either...here's why. Look at the facts, for those who run this site, this is business. For this site to stay free someone has to sponsor this. If you think that site owners burden themselves financially with something of this magnatude....you're sadly mistaken, that includes myspace, CherryTap, Black Planet, Tagworld and all of the other community sites. To keep this free the shit needed to happen, so they did it. Bottom line. In all of the pissing and moaning about the name, let me pose to you this hypothetical question...if it was proposed that the name would be changed back but there would now be a membership fee...would you stay? Hell no, a

Action Hero
You scored as Maximus. After his family was murdered by the evil emperor Commodus, the great Roman general Maximus went into hiding to avoid Commodus's assassins. He became a gladiator, hoping to dominate the colosseum in order to one day get the chance of killing Commodus. Maximus is valiant, courageous, and dedicated. He wants nothing more than the chance to avenge his family, but his temper often gets the better of him. Maximus75%The Amazing Spider-Man63%Captain Jack Sparrow58%Batman, the Dark Knight58%Indiana Jones54%William Wallace54%Lara Croft46%El Zorro46%Neo, the "One"46%The Terminator

Phew
You Are 31% Feminine, 69% Masculine You are in touch with your masculine side. You are not overly sensitive and not easily moved. Occasionally, though, something will get through and touch your heart! Are You Masculine or Feminine?

In These Dreams Partake...
Here I am Fighting with myself yet again, Beating my brow about a situation, whose outlook appears to be a "no win". I dreamed her image and tried to Imagine a "she and I", Hoping to find her of whom I've dreamed to receive encouraging words, hopeful at the eand of my search we'd give "US" a try. If she tells me to make a move, make a move is what I shall do, all the while letting her know, "I wait patiently hoping to receive a positive nudge from you!" I'll be honest with You about what I seek, I'm looking for a Friendship, not a little bump and grind that might last at most, a month and a week! As I write this I daydream that we become the best of friends, I'd hate to pursue relationships that come crashing to an end. I apologize for not being forward, I apologize for being the shy guy, It seems to get harder and harder to talk to the opposite sex the more I try. I often wonder if I'll ever get up the nerve to speak my mind, Or shall I remain silent, keeping my feeli

Seek Not My Heart
Seek Not My Heart Oh gentle winds 'neath moonlit skies, Do not you hear my heartfelt cries? Below the branches, here about, Do not you sense my fear and doubt? Side glistening rivers, sparkling streams, Do not you hear my woeful screams? Upon the meadows, touched with dew, Do not you see my hearts a'skew? Beneath the thousand twinkling stars, Do not you feel my jagged scars? Seek not my mournful heart kind breeze, For you'll not find it 'mongst these trees. It's scattered 'cross the moonlit skies, Accompanied by heartfelt sighs. It's drifting o're the gentle rain, A symbol of my silent pain. It's buried 'neath the meadow fair, Conjoined with all the sorrow there. It's lost among the stars this night, Too far to ease my quiet fright. No gentle winds, seek not my heart, For simply ... it has torn apart.

Dirty
FOR ONE SO LOST IN THE HEAT OF DESIRE LUST FORGED SO STRONG IN PASSIONS FIRE KNOWING THE THINGS I LONG TO DO DESIRE ONLY TO DO THEM WITH YOU FEEL THE CARESS AS WE DRAW NEAR GIVE IN TO OUR LUST LET GO OF ALL FEAR KISSING OUR BODYS AND TASTE THE SWEET JUICES TOUNGES DANCE IN PLACES OUR FIRE SEDUCES LICKING AND SUCKING AND GRINDING IN HEAT TO US WE SEEK THE GREATEST TRESURED TREAT CUM IN MY MOUTH AND LET ME DRINK YOU IN MY NEED FOR THIS IS NOT BORN IN THE SIN I TASTE YOU AND LOVE THAT SMELL SO TRUE MY DESIRES ARE ONLY TO BE THERE WITH YOU TILL TIME IS A MEMORY AND ALL PASS AWAY GIVE YOU MY HEART AND ALWAYS TO STAY KNOWING MY PLACE AND THIS LUST WE SHARE THE FEELING KEEPS GROWING NONE CAN COMPARE BY R. Thomas Dinsmore

There Is My Ele I'm In Hell Lol
Missing you beyond all doubt you’re the one I can’t live without And search for you all the day through For no other soul could ever do So dearest Ele you should know That each moment passes ever so slow And nothing is the same when you’re not here For you’re the one that my heart holds dear Flirting is just a way to pass time But you are the one for whom I verse and rhyme And yes I feel the void left behind For you’re the one who stays in my mind When I don’t know where you are I suffer hell I am sometimes so lost I thought you could tell That I need you more than words can say I seek you out each and every day And long to know that your doing alright So I search the computer both day and night Now I know that your fine and I can take on the task But you need never worry but never fear to ask For on this site I would not even be If it were not for you and what you mean to me By Ron For ELE from Hell

Feminine V/s Masculine
You Are 73% Feminine, 27% Masculine You are in touch with your feminine side. Sensitive, intuitive, and caring are all words that describe you. And you're just masculine enough to relate to both men and women. Are You Masculine or Feminine?

How I Am Attractive
You scored as Different. Diversity makes the world go round! You're different; be proud! No one likes the same boring stuff all the time. Keep it up!Different63%Funny53%Sexual40%Beautiful/Handsome17%Smart13%In What Way Are You Attractive?created with QuizFarm.com

Swinging Etiquette
BE YOURSELF People are interested in YOU, so relax and be yourself. This doesn't mean you should be a jerk and disrespect others; it means you should "let your hair down." Also, whether or not you're interested in swinging with someone or couples in particular, remember to always be polite. BE COURTEOUS The lifestyle can raise certain, valid insecurities, uncertainties and fears. You're not always going to find people that share the exact same views that you do. Always try to be aware of other people's comfort levels, especially your partner. In a group party situation, a friendly "hello" can work wonders to ease someone's discomfort, and if you find that your interests are in different directions, or any attractions aren't mutual, remember to remain polite, as you would certainly wish to be treated. Keep an open mind. RESPECT OTHERS FEELINGS Beware, not everyone is comfortable in all situations, Keep your eyes open for signs that your partner, as well

My Favorite Quotes
"I may not agree with a word you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it" -Voltaire- "Violence is the first refuge of the incompetent" -Isaac Asimov- "Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names" -John F. Kennedy- "Power is the ability to walk away from what you truly desire" "To the world you might be one person, but to one person you might be the world" "I cannot conceive of a personal God that would stand in direct judgement upon creatures of His own creation" -Albert Einstein- "We are the music makers, and We are the dreamers of dreams" -Willy Wonka- "Human beings can always be counted on to assert with great vigor their God-given right to be stupid" -Dean Koontz- "A high I.Q. does not make up for a lack of common sense" "Creativity

Our Country-john Mellencamp
I can stand beside Things I think are right And I can stand beside The idea of stand and fight And I do believe There’s a dream for everyone This is our country There's room enough here For science to live And there's room enough here For religion to forgive And try to understand The other people of this world This is our country That poverty could be Just another ugly thing And bigotry could be Seen only as obscene And the ones that run this land Will help the poor and common man This is our country The dream will never leave And some day it will come true And it’s up to me and you To do the best that we can do And let the voice of freedom Sing out through this land This is our country From the east coast To the west coast Down the Dixie Highway Back home This is our country **Right on John**

Mythological Creature
You scored as Angel. Angel: Angels are the guardians of all things, from the smallest ant to the tallest tree. They give inspiration, love, hope, and positive emotion. They live among humans without being seen. They are the good in all things, and if you feel alone, don't fear. They are always watching. Often times they merely stand by, whispering into the ears of those who feel lost. They would love nothing more then to reveal themselves, but in today's society, this would bring havoc and many unneeded questions. Give thanks to all things beautiful, for you are an Angel.Angel84%Faerie75%Mermaid58%Dragon50%WereWolf25%Demon0%What Mythological Creature are you? (Cool Pics!)created with QuizFarm.com

Sexual Hidden Talent
Using your mouth Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your mouth. You are incredibly sensual, a great kisser and a seductive lover. You drive all of your partners crazy with your mouth. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

The Kinda Person Is------
You scored as Shy. Your shy. Lots of people are. Please rate my quiz!!Shy69%Immature56%Nice56%Outgoing50%Fun25%mean13%Dramatic0%what kind of person are you? (shy,outgoing,fun,mean,immature,dramatic or nice?)created with QuizFarm.com

What Kind Of Soul...
You Are a Peacemaker Soul You strive to please others and compromise anyway you can. War or conflict bothers you, and you would do anything to keep the peace. You are a good mediator and a true negotiator. Sometimes you do too much, trying so hard to make people happy. While you keep the peace, you tend to be secretly judgmental. You lose respect for people who don't like to both give and take. On the flip side, you've got a graet sense of humor and wit. You're always dimplomatic and able to give good advice. Souls you are most compatible with: Warrior Soul, Hunter Soul and Visionary Soul What Kind of Soul Are You?

Yay
I had a freaking awesome time last night. I got the guts to dress the way I never do, felt great (other then not being able to breathe) hung out with friends that I don't ever get to see, stood front and center for a couple of bands and got covered in blood! Such a great time. I will be posting pics of the night soon. I might have one up soon since some people have better camera phones then me and have flashes... not me though sigh. I know that on the rox's myspace they will be posting pics and I might be in there somewhere, trashed. Yay for me!! ok enough is enough just wanted everyone to know how much fun I had last night.

Kinky Turn-on
You scored as Chains/Handcuffs. Your turn on is handcuffs and chains. You like being cuffed/chained to the bed, or cuffing/chaining your partner down. You love the pure ectasy of being in complete control... or letting someone else have complete control over you. Sex isn't sex without control.Biting58%Blind Folds58%Chains/Handcuffs58%Bondage50%Whips33%Blood0%What's Your Kinky Turn On?created with QuizFarm.com

Photo Manipulation
I really love when people make me cool fan art photos of me. Sketched or digitally manipulated, I love them both. So, if anyone wants to make some fan art, feel free. You can email it to me at vv@viciousvamp.com with the subject "fan art". Also, if you'd like to see some of my current fan art, you can check it out in my gallery on my website or in my "fan art" gallery on here.

A Love To Call My Own
Angry...not me I'm just in need of some consistancy Main symptom sadness Often accompanied by dementia and madness Caught in a vortex which is forever spinning I'm fighting a war within myself that I'm far from winning What's the word, what am I to do I'm tired of being sad, it's happiness which I pursue Like the water at Niagara Falls feelings spill forth from my Soul I'm caught in an emotional cross fire to which I have no control I'm Hoping to find that someone to hold my hand I'm looking for someone to cuddle with When the emptiness of night is a little more than I can stand I fight to wipe the sand-man's dust from my eyes Finally I succeed after a number of tries I stir as I wonder what is to become of me I find myself surrounded by meaningless objects as far as the eye can see happy memories make me smile I feel as though I'm 1000' tall for a short while I wonder how much longer will I be alone I hope and pray for the day

Insight (poem)
I want to see something special, When I look into my soul. I want to see a spark so bright, it could warm all that is cold. I wanna hold something pure, When I reach into my heart. I want to posses a child's trust, innocent from the start. I want to find the answers, When I dive into my mind. I want to knowawareness well, and grow with it in time. But when I look into my soul, I see this flame, dim and old. And when I reach into my heart, I hold trust and love apart, And when I dive into my mind, I know denail has been too kind. So I fan the dying fire, Will not let myself expire. So I replace the broken trust, let the actions say so much. So I find a place and wait, and hope it's not too late, to use all that I've learned, and claim some peace I've earned....

A Little Experiment...
..and I have concluded that some people have way too much time on their hands. Summary: I read the bullitin about how some people can 'cheat' their way to high ranks by refreshing the page over and over again.. I did it with one of my bullitins, and got up to 30 refreshes and got VERY BORED!! So, in my conclusion, I have decided if people have the ability to sit in front of the computer all day hitting refresh over and over again, maybe they deserve the high spots just for a reward... So if this is what people revolve their lives around, so be it, because I don't have the attention span for such things.. The orginal bullitin that influenced my experiment: Title: OVER 3000 LOOKS IN LESS THAN 18 HOURS? BULLSHIT. SECRET EXPOSED FOR BLOG CHEATERS. SEE FOR YOURSELF THE TRUTH... When i went to sleep this morning, my blog was #2 overall, a mere 500 or so looks from #1. Right now, I'm #5 and over 3000 LOOKS behind. Thanks to my ever-present-on-this-site O'rly Owl. He discove

Vampire Dust
VAMPIRE DUST stare into my reflection and the spell that it casts instantaneous seduction from a world of the past recognized submission and the loss of control so vicious with an attitude I come for your soul ! solidified aggression with a passionate thrust frozen momentarily as vampire dust .... so slowly it surrounds alive and awake a darkened mist a fog that bites like snake - surrender all that's known becoming one with night with a unrelenting afterglow come forth and take flight ! intense anticipation to grasp and take hold such lustful dark desire about to unfold .... a brand new awakening as their spirits will roam in a darkened underworld they will claim as their own .... becoming one together to hold and to trust eternally forever as vampire dust !

Changing People Through Prayer
Saturday, April 15, 2006 Daily words of wisdom Changing People Through Prayer Colossians 1:9-12 Look around any day, and you'll see people who need to make changes in their lives. Maybe you have a sister who does not know Christ or a believing neighbor who struggles to tame a gossiping tongue. The most powerful way to effect change in another person's life -- or your own -- is by praying. God, through the apostle Paul, has given us a prayer pattern that is Christ-centered and specific. Too often, believers are lazy in prayer. We say, "Lord bless so-and-so" without giving a single thought to what form the blessing should take. God does not work in generalities; He makes deliberate movements in every person's life. And He is pleased when we use His Word in communicating with Him. The prayer from Colossians 1 includes God's greatest desires for His children. When we go before the Lord and continuously read our own name or the name of a friend or family member into

Vampire Bite :
VAMPIRE BITE Current mood: cold Vampire Bite The bite of the vampire, vicious, insane. The blood dripping down, upon my frame. The years I do see are gone. So am I. I try to scream but afraid. All I do is cry. I plead for my life, as I feel I am becoming one of them. A vicious vampire, my life filled with sin. Now I can feel hungry. Now I can feel blood. As it rushes, rushes through my veins. I am the Vampires Bite, Insane

Dreams
Peaceful dreams full of warmth Your strength protecting me the visions of you dance through my heart it beats for your touch your kiss sends chills through my body intensity like never before amazing you are to me magnificent in so many ways your true beauty unknown to you the flavor that cannot be mine so sweet like the taste of your lips or the feel of your flesh will I awaken to find my dream is now reality

Eyes
You scored as Eyes full of Pain. People tend to overlook you, which makes you feel less worthy of their attentions. You sometimes wish you could just disapear from the world around you. You have been hurt very badly in the past and you just wish that someone would understand you, and what their cruelty is doing to you.Eyes full of Pain58%Mysterious42%Diamond Eyes33%Passion25%What do your eyes reveal about you?(PICS!)created with QuizFarm.com

I Am Vampire:
I AM VAMPIRE I am what has been I am no ones friend I am all that is dead I am the voice in your head I am the leech that sucks you dry I am the vision that makes you cry I am the darkness you call to at night I am your worst fears and frights I am the thing that follows you home I am the thing thats with you when your alone I am the sickness that you feel I am here and i am real I was there with cain I felt all his pain I am the dark gift that you need I am the vampire seed

Relaxing
You know, there is nothing better than on the weekend just being able to kick back and relax...It has been a GREAT weekend of doing nothing...the kind of weekend I've needed...I've just sat day, and looked around the net...found this fun little place here...Last night after the sun went down and it was nice and dark I went out on to the deck of my apartment, and just sat there without my clothes for a bit...then I came back in, grabed a book and went to sleep...I am loving this weekend...no cares in the world!

My Declaration Of Faith For Today
My Declaration of Faith for Today God's plan includes me, and I am a valued part of His will and purpose Daily Prayer Oh God I come to you as humble as I possibly can be. I want you to know that I am asking for your forgiveness. I know I am wrong for what I have done. Everything that happens to me is to teach me a life lesson. You have to learn from all things as best as possible. Oh God take me from this sin that I have committed, help me to overcome the wrongdoing. Help me to help myself in this situation. Nothing in life is easy, every body goes through things in life, and God you only give me what I can handle. Help me to pray the right prayer, and give my life to you. Save me dear lord from all the evils in the world. Help me to stay on the right path. Keep people in my life that can continue to be positive in my life. The lord is my savior I shall not want. I love you dear Lord with all my heart, help me to not be ashamed of you, and always lift up your holy n

Broken
pieces of my heart lay scattered never to be whole The world I had come to know was a lie and tore my soul then out of the blue again you entered my life by suprise was it coinsidence or was it because the greater power is wise eyes they say are the windows to the soul so why can you not see the world that could be created and what it is you could have with me you said to me once that the saddest part is we would be fantastic together yet you fail to surrender your heart if only you could see what is staring you in the face a world of opportunity without a chance of disgrace your honor is protected and cherished inside of me i would give you the world if only you could see my heart and soul are honest and my intentions are deeply true if only i had the courage to tell you "i love you"

Trying To Find A Halloween Date
I have a wedding to go to on Halloween (pretty kool I know), If any of my friends know someone who would like to come with or any of my friends want to hit me up. I just don't wanna go by myself (totally lame).

God Is Not Mad At You
God Is Not Mad At You Suzanne Hinn Benny Hinn Ministries Do you ever struggle with trying to please God and what you think His expectations of you are? Then when you fall short, you get into condemnation and think that God is mad at you? That happened to me when I was pregnant with my son. I had terrible morning sickness-morning, noon, and night! Sometimes I'd be up sick at three a.m. And the enemy tormented me, saying, "You used to get up at three a.m. to pray and read the Word. Now you're losing ground, and you'll have to start all the way back at zero." I told my mother about these thoughts, and I said, "I feel like I'm letting the Lord down." I'll never forget her answer. She said, "Suzanne, do you talk to me every day?" I answered, "No, not every day." She said, "Do you think I'm mad at you because we don't talk every day?" I said, "No. We have a relationship. We know we love each other even if we don't talk every day." "It's the same way wit

"wanting You"
"Wanting You" You are so amazing When I look into your eyes I feel nothing but cravings You make me feel so ecstatic Chills rush down my spine My heart beats fast I feel warmth throughout my body All I hope for is just one kiss Your sweet lips against mine My arms around you Holding you until the end of time

Lie Is A Prison;
Life Is A Prison Life is a prison, Oh God let me out. No one to listen, To hear when you shout. Climb the walls of insanity, Ride the waves of despair. If you fall it don't matter, There's no one to care. Used to wish for a window, To see birds, trees and sky, But you're better without one - Stops you aiming too high. Watching freedom is painful, For those locked away. Seeing joy, love and happiness, Another price that you pay. Strong is good, weak is bad. Be it false, be it true. Your mind makes the choice, And enforces it too. Cell walls built by society, With rules to adhere. If you breach the acceptable, You had better beware. Hide the pain, carry on, Routine is the key. Don't let on that you're not, What you're pretending to be. Lock it all up inside you, How badly that bodes. Look out for that one day, When it all just explodes. Leaving naught but a shell, Base functionality too. But killing all else, That was uniquely you.

Thoughts.
I woke up today and opened my eyes your eyes greeted mine as I stirred You smiled and I smiled back Bringing sunshine to my day. I go about my day to day all the while I see your sweet face we live, worlds apart but always I see you with my heart a smile, a wink, makes my day bright I know you're not here with me but I feel your spirit beside me and I know that it feels so right we live, worlds apart, but walk side by side I reach out to hold you close your ghostly arms wrapping me up tight I feel that sweet surrender inside your embrace All too soon the day will end and bring the night but by my side you stay, until dreams come where you join me again, more vibrant and true dreaming, yearning, all the time, longing for you

Know What You Have!
Some of you guys out there need to know what you have. You have these incredible woman by your sides who are willing to share their love with you. You need to realize that women like them arent easy to find. They are honest, loyal, and willing to be there for you through your hard times. Treat them right. They deserve it.

My Friends:
FRIENDS I WONT FORGET : Category: Friends "Written with a pen Sealed with a kiss If you are my friend, Please answer this: Are we friends or are we not? You told me once, but I forgot. So tell me now and tell me true, So I can say, I am here for you. Of all the friends I've ever met, You're the ones I won't forget. And if I die before you do, I'll go to Heaven And wait for you.

Quotes Of The Dy For 10/29 - Doubt & Uncertainty
"There are two ways to slide easily through life: to believe everything or to doubt everything; both ways save us from thinking." Alfred Korzybski "We must learn our limits. We are all something, but none of us are everything." Blaise Pascal "Creativity requires the courage to let go of certainties." Erich Fromm "You may be deceived if you trust too much, but you will live in torment if you don't trust enough." Frank Crane "The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today." Franklin Roosevelt "Do not let what you cannot do interfere with what you can do." John Wooden "What man actually needs is not a tensionless state but rather the striving and struggling for some goal worthy of him. What he needs is not the discharge of tension at any cost, but the call of a potential meaning waiting to be fulfilled by him." Victor Frankl

Trust
I am humbled by you... by your strength.. your friendship... your love Your friendship has truly shown me the meaning of trust and faith... You have tought me that I am worthy, that I deserve all the good things in my life....those things have been said to me before but you really make me believe it... You have shown me that holding my head high and looking forward will change how I see myself and how people will see me... At a time when I trusted no one, out of sheer faith I placed my heart in your hands. You cradled and cared for it as if it were your own. You held it so gently and nutured it as if it were made of the most delicate material. You protected and shielded it from any further damage and gave it the strength it needed. When I think about you, I feel so honored and humbled to be your friend. I give thanks to you everyday for the gift that you have shared with me. You are a kindered soul... you nuture the hearts of those who are lost.... you give them the

Dacshund Halloween Party
Wow what fun ... Over 20 Dacshunds came to the halloweiner party. It was my first "meetup" event hopefully not the last. Here is a link to my stupid pictures I took at the event. Madel was a punk chick for about 4 sec then the clothes started comming off .. oh well enought of my boring rants here is the link. http://ImageEvent.com/bspow1/themiamidachshundmeetup

Smiles....
When I think of you, I smile thinking of your wonderful smile. When you are down off your cloud, I only want to make you smiles. When I am down a single thought of you, brings a smiles to my face, and my Spirits rise. When you say the simplist words, i will smile for hours My smiles are from you and I love your smile.

Let Me Dream Again...
Dream, Please let me dream Again 'cause when I do, Everyone is my friend. There is no such thing as Pain or strife When I dream, everyone has found a soul mate with whom they can share their life So let me dream again !!! I do my best, I fight not to wake 'cause I know when I do, my heart will break When I'm awake all my friends are gone I have no one with whom I can share the DAWN !!! So let me dream again !!! When I sleep, I'm surrounded by Happiness and Joy But when awakened by reality, I weep like a little boy 'cause when I dream, I long not for another's touch 'cause my soul mate is there and she loves me very, very much !!! so let me dream again !!! When I dream, I dream of a lover whose love could fill the grandest canyon Yet when I wake, I have no lover or companion When I dream, there's a smile on everyones face This one of the reasons I hate to leave this dreamy place So let me dream again !!! When I dream, I am without grief or sorrow Happiness

My Life Now?
For anyone wondering just what happen to me or what my Paralysis might be? I'm a c4/c5 Quad, which basically makes me totally dependant on others even for a simple drink of water and in my case it's my very caring sister Lisa and her two children that take care of me, I do have some movement in my Arms to a certain extent which is how I am able to use the laptop computer that sits next to me in my bed, but my Hands are constricted in a away to where I have to use my thumb and knuckles to type with which is kind of tricky and very slow, so please bare with me if or when you might get an email from me. My Accident happen back on September 2nd of 1990, I was living in Indiana at the time, I had everything a man could ask for a beautiful wife, a 4 yr old son at that time, a good job working construction along side my two older brothers "The American Dream" so to speak and then one day I was out in my yard washing my 68 camaro and I saw a squirrel come down out of a tr

Cute Boy
You are the cutest boy I ever did see, you’re the cute boy that hurt me I fell hard and fast for you, wish I never would of met you Because of how you have hurt me so, I don’t know how I’m going to love anymore I gave you all of me I guess it wasn’t good enough for the cute boy with all his dreams Because you left me here all alone to go live your life, without me in your arms You say you loved me with all your heart if that’s so true then why are we apart I refuse to ever allow it to happen again I won’t ever fall for that cute boy who hurt me ever again

Gamestop Sucks
okay i bought a game from gamestop and i went home and put it in my ps2, it said "error please reset" so i did the it said it again and i did it 5 more times and it said "error please reset". i finaly took it out and looked at the disk and it was a FUCKING BLUERAY DISK WITH THOUSANDS OF SCRATCHES ON IT! i got so pissed i was going to return it but i keep forgetting to! IT WAS THE WORST GAMESTOP EVER! damn gamestop

Bob For This Apple
Last night was a blast...costume rocked the house...ladies were looking slutty as always...i love this holiday...hit up 4 house parties then came back to the pad for the after party...i will post some of the crazy pics from last nite after the football game...im 1800 away from leveling up so stop by and give me some love...i love u all...kisses

To A Wonderful Girlfriend That I Love So Much And Here Name Is Angel She Goes By Willie's Angel On Here Stop By Show Here Some Love
sense you and i got together i have felt alive again and i wanna spend the rest of my life with you befor we started daitng i didn't know what love meant but when we got together i started know what love was again i love you baby

I Can Cast A Spell...secrets You Cant Tell...make A Special Brew...put Fire Inside Of You....
You Are 88% Intuitive Your intuition is so spot on it's scary! You can learn a lot about people and situations, simply by listening to your gut. And you've even wondered if you can predict the future at times. Just be sure not to always listen to your intuition... someday it could be wrong! How Intuitive Are You?

Don't Dwell
caught up in a cycyle of missed opportunities, stumbled in the pit of difficulties. let the tears flow it is humbling to accept sadness, realize our weakness, a part of our humanity, but to dwell on it is misery's wishes, every minute that time has to offer is a chance to do something different. incarcerated in the prison of self pity, only you holds the key.

Im Srrt That Ur......
Sorry im not a whore like the rest of them... Sorry im not gonna let u get down my pants after the first 5 min... Sorry that i WONT raise high enough for YOUR needs.... Sorry that your too much of a coward to face me or....oppologize... Sorry that your head is LITERALLY in your pants....or hers Sorry shes gonna give u a STD.... Sorry that i wont let you hurt me...again Sorry i can't believe all the bullshit that came out of your mouth... Sorry that your too imature to have...or keep me.... Sorry your gonna do the same thing to the little whore whom u KNOW u can get a little somthin, somthin from... Sorry im not her... Sorry you played me.... Sorry that your more immature than me...and your 2 and a half yrs older than me.... Sorry that your an immature coward and deny everything ... Sorry that you talk shit about me... Sorry that im too strong for that and, Sorry that you think you can get away with that..... MY FRIEND RYNNA WROTE THIS AFTER THE GUY SHE WAS FA

Sucking On A Silicone Titty ( This Is So True Read !)
Living in what you may call the suburbs, I don't really see a lot of women with breast implants. At least… not in my everyday life. When I go to clubs, however, I see them a lot, and yes, I can usually tell the difference. If there is one skill in life that I have somehow managed to ascertain, it is the innate ability to tell whether a pair of boobs are spun by nature, or carved by Dr. Steinberg of Beverly Hills. Okay, I'm sure other people have blogged about this subject before, but unlike them, I'm not trying to find a quick cure for insomnia. What I am trying to do, for the most part, is to try and point out, that as a man, we absolutely detest breast implants. And yes, since I am a guy, and I know how most other guy's think, I know what I'm talking about. But truthfully, I think most women who get implants already know this little factoid. They pretty much know that the opposite sex would rather be holding a pair of legitimate titties, than ones of the

People Say Thats Really Me
JANUARY=GORGEOUS Drop dead gorgeous!!!Attractive personality.Very! sexy.Affectionate & Secretive. Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic.Chatterbox! Loves to talk alot! Loves to get their way! . Unbelievable kisser! Easily angered. Very stubborn in the most way possible! Loves to get noticed! Willing to take risks for others. Makes good choices. Has a great fashion sense! Maybe a little too popular with others * wink wink*. Outgoing and crazy at times! Intelligent. Can sometimes be a heartbreaker! Can love as much as possible! Hates insults. Loves compliments! A very big flirt! Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness. The best in bed out of MFE these months!! Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle up feelings. Observant and assesses others.

After Awhile You Learn....
After awhile you learn the subtle difference between holding a hand and chaining a soul and you learn that love doesn't mean possession and company doesn't mean security. And you begin to learn that kisses aren't contracts and presents aren't promises and you begin to accept your defeats with your head up and your eyes ahead with the grace of an adult not the grief of a child. And you learn to build your roads today because tomorrow's ground is too uncertain for plans and futures have ways of falling down in mid-flight. After awhile you learn that even sunshine burns if you get too much so you plant your own garden and decorate your own soul instead of waiting for someone to bring you flowers. And you learn that you really can endure that you really are strong and you really do have worth and you learn and you learn...

Blondes In Heaven
Blondes In Heaven Two blondes meet in Heaven. "How did you die?", the first one asks."Oh! I died in a freezer," the second blonde replied." So how did you die?" The second blonde asks, "Well, I suspected my husband was having an affair, so one day when I came home early from work, I looked all over the house, trying to look for the other woman because I saw that my husband was naked. When I coming upstairs from searching the basement, I slipped and broke my neck. I never got to find that woman," replied the first blonde. The second blonde then says, "If only you looked in the freezer, maybe we both might still have been alive!"

Get Over It Already..
Ok, I've seen a lot of bulletins about the name change... All I have to say is GET OVER IT! It's just a fucking name change. Whoopdie fuckin Doo. There is so much more important things out there, than a website changing it's name. Good Lord. Go vote for a contest or something. Shit. Peace out.

Think Of You
You're the first thing I think of Each morning when I rise You're the last thing I think of When I close my eyes You're in each thought I have And every breath I take My feelings are growing stronger With every move you make You're an angel from above who takes away my pain My love for you is so strong It's always just the same You're the miracle in my life Who can always make me smile Just knowing that you care Makes my life worth-while You've touched my heart and soul Which you have from the start Your warm soft words Will never leave my heart You are everything I want You're so pure and true I love you with everything I have And I love everything that you do

Ahh What Can I Say Im A Natural
You Are a Natural Flirt Believe it or not, you're a really effective flirt. And you're so good, you hardly notice that you're flirting. Your attitude and confidence make you a natural flirt. And the fact that you don't know it is just that more attractive! What Kind of Flirt Are You?

"come To Me...my Child...and I Will Show You The Secrets Of The World"
Your Aura is Blue Spiritual and calm, you tend to live a quiet but enriching life. You are very giving of yourself. And it's hard for you to let go of relationships. The purpose of your life: showing love to other people Famous blues include: Angelina Jolie, the Dali Lama, Oprah Careers for you to try: Psychic, Peace Corps Volunteer, Counselor What Color Is Your Aura?

Ahh Love.
You Are 75% Passionate, 25% Compassionate You are very passionate, especially when it comes to love. In fact, it's sometimes difficult for you to tell between love and lust. You jump in head first, and figure things out later... usually when it's all over! Is Your Love Style Passionate or Compassionate?

Yummy Yummy
You Are a Soy Latte At your best, you are: free spirited, down to earth, and relaxed At your worst, you are: dogmatic and picky You drink coffee when: you need a pick me up, and green tea isn't cutting it Your caffeine addiction level: medium What Kind of Coffee Are You?

My Dream Car
You Should Drive a Ford Shelby Mustang Cobra You have an extreme need for speed, even when you're not in a hurry. And while your flying by, you don't want to look like every other car on the road! What 2007 Car Should You Drive?

The Facts:i Don't Think It Is As Much As The Name Change, But What It Was Changed To,and What Happens When Babyjesus Gets Checked Into Rehab! Lol! Are
The Facts:I don't think it is as much as the name change, but what it was changed to,And what happens when babyjesus gets checked into rehab! LOL! Are we going to change the name to "SoberCherry." LOL I don't think it is as much of the name change that is bothering us, but what is was changed to. And YES there is a sexual community site called LostCherries.com! And yes I have had to explain that this site was not that site. And if you haven't noticed there is a lot of porn on here anyway. So what now where are a drinking site. There is no lesser of two evils here. And what happens when babyjesus gets checked into rehab! LOL! Are we going to change the name to "SoberCherry." LOL CherryTap has no marketable kind of ring to it. The acronym of the LC was appealing and relateable to the OC. The CT just doesn't have that same ring. Makes me think someone needs a brain scann, which may not be far from the truth. Kind of like KFC formerly know as Kentucky Fried Chicken, the

Wow.
Your Deadly Sins Gluttony: 100% Greed: 100% Lust: 100% Sloth: 100% Envy: 80% Pride: 80% Wrath: 80% Chance You'll Go to Hell: 91% You'll die from food poisoning - and then the natives will feast on your fatty limbs. How Sinful Are You?

Mars And Venus
Mars and Venus 1. THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female Any part under a car’s hood. Male The strap fastener on a woman’s bra. 2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. Female Fully opening up one’s self emotionally to another Male Playing football without a cup. 3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n. Female The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one’s partner Male Leaving a note before taking off for a weekend with the boys 4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n Female A desire to get married and raise a family. Male Not trying to pick up other women while out with one’s girlfriend. 5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.v. Female A good movie, concert, play or book. Male Anything that can be done while drinking, and ends with sex. 6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n. Female An embarrassing by-product of digestion. Male A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding. 7. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n. Female A device for changing from one TV channel to ano

How One Cause The Other
i have recently found out that when our ego is bruised we seek revenge, when we do this we have opened up the magickal doors to a evil realm where once we step into it is damn hard to leave,when we seek revenge we pay for it 10 fold,this of course is different when we have to defend ourselves as long as we dont wait 2 weeks to do so as then it becomes revenge....cant have one without the other..

Spontanious Combution And Someting To Talk About
whats rather spontanious to? if somebody spontanious combusts and came back to life everyday and became smarter everytime u do it would u like to combust? ------------------------------- whats there to talk about? hows everyone doing?

Tap This!
So we have a new name. I understand LostCherry could be percieved as a porn site:P However I think no matter what the site is named the smut needs to be moderated more. I don't like the home page displaying some chicks huge boobs :P I just think in order to change perceptions we need to change what we see! Anyhow :P He says its staying "cherrytap" Why not call it Forbidden Fruit or Pandoras Box(I am being facetious)My point is no matter what you name something its what people see and like about the site that matters! anyhoo I have rambled on enough...lemme go see whos cherry I can go tap!! :O I posted this rant in response to Poetic Angels blog :P Thought I would carry it over to mine too!

This Old House
This old house... In August of this year, my daughter Megan asked me to pick up a boxed set of a certain television series that had just released its first season on DVD. Since I am not a huge fan of anyone spending a lot of time in front of the tube, I made a mental note of her comment, and really tried not to forget. On the afternoon of her birthday, on the 23rd, I went racing into the local Best Buy (another of my personal favorites), and strolled the racks of boxed sets, frantically searching for her request. Thinking that it might possibly be sold out, I tracked down the nearest "sales associate", a young woman of dubious drinking age, who asked what I was looking for. I told her I thought it was a TV series titled "Home", she looked at me, broke out in a huge grin, and asked me if it might be "House" that I was looking for? She had me....no...not at hello, but for her ability to interpret my completely unfocused request and turn it into a success. She promptly walked me ove

Although...im Partial To Cats...i Like Dogs As Well....
You Are: 50% Dog, 50% Cat You are a nice blend of cat and dog. You're playful but not too needy. And you're friendly but careful. And while you have your moody moments, you're too happy to stay upset for long. Are You More Cat or Dog?

Mmm Beer
You Are Beer! You don't need to get totally wasted when you hit the bars. More of a social drinker, you just like to have fun with your friends. And as long as the beer keeps flowing, you're a happy camper. But don't mix things up: "Beer Before Liquor, Never Been Sicker!" What Alcoholic Drink Are You?

Unhappy
Every time I think I find this great guy, I am proven wrong! This one just seemed so good, but it turns out that he has some pretty awful habits. When will it be my turn to be happy? Does what I am looking for actually exist? I mean, flaws I can do, I have pleanty. But drugs are a whole other story. I tried to look past it, but the longer I sitck around the worse I feel and less I like who I am with. He knows this. I've told him that I hate it, but I do not expect him to change his habits because of me. I want to leave but I dont know how. Somebody pull me out of this nightmare.

Vote!!!!!!!!!
http://cherrytap.com/images.php?u=243392&albumid=80880 only 3 days left of voting. these girls need your votes, so get them in. Go to the link above and vote for who you think should win and don't forget to comment them.

Easy Salsa Chicken Burritos
Prep Time:20 min Start to Finish:20 min Makes:8 burritos 1 1/2 lb chicken breast strips for stir-fry 1 package (1.25 oz) Old El Paso® taco seasoning mix 1 jar (16 oz) Old El Paso® Thick ‘n Chunky salsa 1 package (11.5 oz) Old El Paso® flour tortillas for burritos (8 tortillas) Shredded lettuce, shredded cheese and bell pepper strips, if desired 1. In 10-inch nonstick skillet, cook chicken over medium heat, stirring occasionally, until no longer pink in center. 2. Stir in taco seasoning mix and salsa. Cook until hot. 3. Spoon chicken mixture onto tortillas. Top with lettuce, cheese and bell pepper strips. Roll up tortillas. Nutrition Information: 1 Serving: Calories 260 (Calories from Fat 60); Total Fat 7g (Saturated Fat 2g, Trans Fat 0g); Cholesterol 50mg; Sodium 1010mg; Total Carbohydrate 27g (Dietary Fiber 0g, Sugars 1g); Protein 22g Percent Daily Value*: Vitamin A 4%; Vitamin C 0%; Calcium 8%; Iron 10% Exchanges: 2 Starch; 0 Other Carbohydrate; 0 Vegetable; 2 Very L

What Is Love Really?....
Tell me what love is? i really want to know.....all kinds of love not just im in love shit.....i have very few people i trust left everyone seems to want to hurt me? what did i do?......i just need to blow off steam just let me know how you feel and what you believe it is

Tortilla-chicken Stack
Prep Time:10 min Start to Finish:55 min Makes:6 servings 1 1/2 cups shredded cooked chicken 2 3/4 cups meatless spaghetti sauce 1 can (4.5 ounces) Old El Paso® chopped green chiles, drained 1 can (2 1/4 ounces) sliced ripe olives, drained 5 Old El Paso® flour tortillas (8 inches in diameter) 1 cup shredded Monterey Jack cheese (4 ounces) 1. Heat oven to 400ºF. Grease pie plate, 10x1 1/2 inches. 2. Mix chicken, spaghetti sauce, chilies and olives. Place 2 tortillas in pie plate. Top with 3/4 cup of the chicken mixture, 1/4 cup of the cheese and 1 tortilla. Repeat twice with 3/4 cup of the chicken mixture, 1/4 cup of the cheese and 1 tortilla. Top with remaining chicken mixture. 3. Cover and bake 30 minutes. Sprinkle with remaining 1/4 cup cheese. Bake uncovered about 15 minutes or until center is hot and cheese is melted. Nutrition Information: 1 Serving: Calories 435 (Calories from Fat 155 ); Total Fat 17 g (Saturated Fat 6 g); Cholesterol 50 mg; Sodium 1150 mg; Total

Us Men Have Feelings Too
Everyday, I see blogs from people talking about how people are visiting there sites and not raying them. I'd say 90% are woman. Those that have the highest percentage of rates versus visits are woman. Now I don't mean to complain, but, us men have feelings too. Just because we don't have extremely large breasts and creamy thighs or even firm tight assas to show, does'nt mean we are'nt sexy. Now I have had 570 visits to my profile and only 70 rates. Not good odds. I have a variety of pics on my site to cover most tatses, ie...family photos, Me photos, and adult. So where is the love for us men. I think it would be great if the top photos of the day were all men, lol yeah right. I am not asking for much except for a return in the love we give. I rate every friend i have on my list photos. I have 146 but again only 70 have repaid the love. So please help us guys out and repost this to all your friends and before you log off today, show the men on your list the love they deserve. Thank you

California Taco Chili Bake
Prep Time:10 min Start to Finish:35 min Makes:6 servings 1 can (15 ounces) chili with beans 1 1/2 cups Original Bisquick® mix 1/2 cup milk 3/4 cup shredded Cheddar cheese (3 ounces) Paprika 1 cup shredded lettuce 2 medium tomatoes, chopped (1 1/2 cups) Additional shredded Cheddar cheese, if desired 1. Heat oven to 400°F. Heat chili, stirring occasionally, until hot. 2. Beat Bisquick mix and milk with wire whisk until soft dough forms. Spread half of the dough in ungreased square baking dish, 9x9x2 or 8x8x2 inches. Top with chili. Sprinkle with 3/4 cup cheese. Drop remaining dough by 6 spoonfuls onto top. Sprinkle with paprika. 3. Bake about 25 minutes or until topping is light brown. Top with lettuce, tomatoes and additional cheese. High Altitude (3500-6500 ft) Bake 25 to 28 minutes.

My Love Type
Your Love Style is Storge For you, love and friendship are almost the same thing And your love tends to be the enduring, long lasting kind (You've been known to still have connections with exes) But sometimes your love is not the most passionate Leap before you look, and you'll find that fire you crave What's Your Love Style?

Taco Bake
Prep Time:20 min Start to Finish:1 hr 5 min Makes:8 servings 1 pound lean ground beef 1 medium onion, chopped (1/2 cup) 1 envelope (1.25 ounces) Old El Paso® taco seasoning mix 1 can (16 ounces) tomato sauce 1 can (15.25 ounces) Green Giant® whole kernel corn 2 cups shredded Cheddar or process American cheese (8 ounces) 2 cups Original Bisquick® mix 1 cup milk 2 eggs Sour cream, chopped tomato and shredded lettuce, if desired 1. Heat oven to 325ºF. Grease rectangular pan, 13x9x2 inches. 2. Cook ground beef and onion in 10-inch skillet, stirring frequently, until beef is brown; drain. Stir in dry seasoning mix, tomato sauce and corn. Spoon into pan; sprinkle with cheese. Stir Bisquick mix, milk and eggs until smooth. Pour over beef mixture. 3. Bake about 35 minutes or until knife inserted in center comes out clean. Cool 10 minutes before cutting. Serve with remaining ingredients. High Altitude (3500-6500 ft) Heat oven to 375ºF.

You Can't Take Stang Anyplace
Now I remember why I try to keep my ass at home. I guess, before I get into all this, it is important for you to know that I am an ex-stripper. So, that information out there, I went and met my daddy for breakfast. Noo, not some guy that I call "daddy"...lol but the my momma's baby daddy...LOL. Well, we're standing in the buffet line and the guy in front of me turns and days "don't I know you from somewhere?" Okay, well we know that I can be a tad bit quick witted so I say "HA! I've heard that line before." Well he looks at me and makes it crystal clear that he knows me, so I thought it would be a great time to introduce this guy to my DAD! At that point, he was cool not to elaborate on where he knew me...LOL. Dad and I enjoy our buffet breakfast and the girl comes by to take our plate. Well, me being the comedian, when she asked if everything was okay, I asked her for a menu. Now, remind you, I just said we went to a BUFFET for breakfast. My poor dad, the master of the p

Chili Dog Wraps
Prep Time:5 min Start to Finish:30 min Makes:5 servings 0 corn tortillas, (6 to 8 inches in diameter) 10 hot dogs 1 can (15 ounces) chili 1 jar (24 ounces) Old El Paso® salsa (any variety) 1 cup shredded Cheddar or Monterey Jack cheese (4 ounces) 1. Heat oven to 350ºF. Grease rectangular baking dish, 13x9x2 inches. 2. Soften tortillas as directed on package. Place 1 hot dog and 3 tablespoons chili on each tortilla. Roll up tortillas; place seam side down in baking dish. Spoon salsa over tortillas. 3. Cover and bake 20 minutes. Sprinkle with cheese. Bake uncovered about 5 minutes longer or until cheese is melted. Nutrition Information: 1 Serving: Calories 575 (Calories from Fat 370 ); Total Fat 41 g (Saturated Fat 17 g); Cholesterol 90 mg; Sodium 2000 mg; Total Carbohydrate 32 g (Dietary Fiber 5 g); Protein 25 g Percent Daily Value*: Vitamin A 24 %; Vitamin C 18 %; Calcium 22 %; Iron 18 % Exchanges: 2 Starch; 3 High-Fat Meat; 3 Fat *Percent Daily Values are based on a

My Heart
Your Heart Is Red You're a passionate lover - you always have a huge fire in your heart. Too bad it's hard for you to be passionate about just one person! Your flirting style: Outgoing and sexy Your lucky first date: Drinks and dancing Your dream lover: Is both stable and intense What you bring to relationships: Honesty What Color Heart Do You Have?

We'll Would You??
[_] give me your number? (_ _ _) _ _ _- _ _ _ _ [_] give me your screenname? ______________ [_] kiss me? [_] let me kiss you? [_] watch a movie with me? [_] take me out to dinner? [_] let me drive you somewhere? [_] take a shower with me? [_] buy me a drink? [_] take me home for the night? [_] let me sleep in your bed? [_] Sing car karaoke w/ me? [_] re-post this for me to answer your questions? [_] Come pick me up at 3 am because my car ran out of gas in the middle of nowhere? [_] Lock me in your room and take advantage of me? [_] Let me see you naked? [_] Send me pictures? [_] let me make you breakfast? [_] help me with homework? [_] tickle me? [_] let me tickle you? [_] stick up for me if i was being put down? [_] instant message me? [_] greet me in public? [_] hang out with me? [_] bring me around your friends? Do You... [_] think im cute? [_] think im pretty? [_] want to kiss me? [_] want to cuddle with me? [_] want to hook up with me? [_] want

Easy Oven Enchiladas
Prep Time:15 min Start to Finish:50 min Makes:6 enchiladas 1 pound lean ground beef 1/2 cup milk 1 1/3 cups hot water 1 package Hamburger Helper® cheesy enchilada 6 Old El Paso® flour tortillas for burritos (8 inches in diameter) 1 jar (16 ounces) Old El Paso® salsa (any variety) 1 cup shredded Cheddar cheese (4 ounces) 3 tablespoons milk 1. Heat oven to 350°F. Cook beef in 10-inch skillet over medium-high heat, stirring occasionally, until brown; drain. Stir in 1/2 cup milk, 1 1/3 cups hot water, uncooked Rice and Sauce Mix. Heat to boiling, stirring occasionally. Reduce heat; cover and simmer about 10 minutes, stirring occasionally, until rice is tender. 2. Spoon 2/3 cup beef mixture on each tortilla. Roll up tortillas; place seam sides down and widthwise in ungreased baking dish, 13x9x2 inches. Spread with salsa; sprinkle with cheese. 3. Bake uncovered 15 to 20 minutes or until hot. Stir together 3 tablespoons milk and the Topping mix 30 seconds; drizzle over enchilada

Venison With Plum Sauce
Prep Time:50 min Start to Finish:50 min Makes:6 servings 1 can (16 1/2 oz) purple plums, drained 1 can (6 oz) frozen lemonade concentrate, thawed 1/4 cup butter or margarine 1 small onion, finely chopped (1/4 cup) 1/4 cup chili sauce 1 tablespoon Dijon mustard 6 venison steaks, 1 inch thick (about 4 oz each) 1. In blender, place plums and lemonade concentrate. Cover and blend on medium speed until smooth; set aside. 2. In 2-quart saucepan, melt butter over medium heat. Cook onion in butter about 2 minutes, stirring occasionally, until tender. Stir plum mixture and remaining ingredients into onions. Heat to boiling; reduce heat. Simmer uncovered 15 minutes, stirring occasionally. 3. Set oven control to broil. Grease broiler pan (without rack). Place venison steaks in broiler pan. Spoon 1/2 cup of the plum sauce evenly over venison. 4. Broil venison with tops about 4 inches from heat about 10 minutes or until light brown. Turn venison; spoon 1/2 cup of the plum sauce even

Just A Few Words From Me
To all my friends, thank you very much for the nice comments, it is a true pleasure knowing you all, I hope that you all enjoy the poetry that i put on here, i will not be writing any more adult stuff for a long while,I will be writing more about love, family, anf the matters of the heart.To all my friends to be, come in , have a seat and stay a spell.thank you all.

Rabbit Stewed In Stout
Prep Time:25 min Start to Finish:1 hr 55 min Makes:6 servings slices bacon 1/2 cup Gold Medal® all-purpose flour 1 teaspoon salt 1/4 teaspoon pepper 1/4 teaspoon paprika 1 rabbit, cut up (3 to 3 1/2 pounds) 8 ounces mushrooms, cut in half 1 jar (15 ounces) whole onion 2 teaspoons chopped fresh thyme leaves or 1/2 teaspoon dried thyme leaves 1 dried bay leaf 1 bottle (12 ounces) Irish stout or dark beer 1 tablespoon cornstarch 2 tablespoons cold water Chopped fresh parsley, if desired 1. Cook bacon in 4-quart Dutch oven over medium heat, stirring occasionally, until crisp. Remove bacon with slotted spoon, reserving fat in Dutch oven, and drain on paper towels. 2. Mix flour, salt, pepper and paprika. Coat rabbit pieces with flour mixture. Heat bacon fat over medium heat. Cook rabbit in bacon fat about 15 minutes or until brown on all sides. 3. Stir in mushrooms, onions, thyme and bay leaf. Pour stout over rabbit and vegetables. Crumble reserved bacon over mixture.

Im A Crazy Chick
You Are a Fierce Femme You have a wild side, and you aren't afraid to bring it out when the time is right. But you also know when to hang back and keep your "crazy chick" persona in check. In fact, some of your friends may be surprised to find out how far you can take it... You may look mild mannered, but it's all an act! How Daring Are You?

Quiz Thing #...aww Hell..i Lost Count
You Are an Irish Coffee At your best, you are: wild, spontaneous, and outgoing At your worst, you are: too extreme and reckless You drink coffee when: you want to keep drinking booze Your caffeine addiction level: low What Kind of Coffee Are You?

Im So Lazy...ya Right
Your Sloth Quotient: 33% You're a little lazy, but normally you're a very energetic and motivated person. Don't beat yourself up over a little laziness every now and then. You do need your downtime! How Much Sloth Do You Have?

My Helpfull Tools Around The House & Office
The 2 things all households can't live without . . . duct tape & WD 40! Use WD 40 to remove crayon off walls! WD-40 - Water Displacement #40. The product began from a search for a rust preventative solvent and degreaser to protect missile parts. WD-40 was created in 1953 by three technicians at the San Diego Rocket Chemical Company. Its name comes from the project that was to find a "water displacement" compound. They were successful with the fortieth formulation, thus WD-40. The Corvair Company bought it in bulk to protect their atlas missile parts. The workers were so pleased with the product, they began smuggling (also known as "shrinkage" or "stealing") it out to use at home. The executives decided there might be a consumer market for it and put it in aerosol cans. The rest, as they say, is history. It is a carefully guarded recipe known only to four people. Only one of them is the "brew master." There are about 2.5 million gallons of the stuff manufactured e

November 3rd 2005.....
the Days Leading up to that Day, Everything seemed Fine.. And then Just Suddenly You was Gone!! No Words to Say Good Bye.. Never Saw you again.. When I got the News Of What happened,it Shocked me at first, it didnt sink In. Until six Months later,when I found It was just to hard to hold On to something that wasnt there. I Will Never forget your Laugh. Your Smiles.. The touch Of your hand. But I know one Day I will See you again In Heaven. I Miss You Gram..

Again.
I'm being thrown backwards into a time I've clouded over shrouded by denial covered in tears I'm laying here broken all over again My shattered pieces, floating about forever undone... My cries you'll never hear for they're deep inside my core My tears will remain invisible for you.. to even see one is something I'll never do Painted smile...sparkling eyes a facade I'm putting on just for you I'm strangling in my own want and you'll never even have a clue all I am..all that I feel... for you

Life In The 1500's
> >> >LIFE IN THE 1500'S >> > >> >Interesting! >> > >> >The next time you are taking a shower and complain because the water >> >temperature isn't just how you like it, think about how things used >> >to > be. Here are some facts about life in the 1500's: >> > >> >These are interesting... >> > >> >Most people got married in June because they took their yearly bath >> >in > May, and still smelled pretty good by June. However, they were > starting to smell, so brides carried a bouquet of flowers to hide the body odor. > Hence the custom today of carrying a bouquet when getting married. >> > >> >Baths consisted of a big tub filled with hot water. The man of the >> >house > had the privilege of the nice clean water, then all the other sons and > men, then the women and finally the children Last of all the babies. > By then the water was so dirty you could actually lose someone in it. > Hence the saying, "Don't throw the baby out with the bath water." >> > >

Dreams
As the years go by our dreams change along with our lives. As chldren we dreamed of childish things, what we were gonna be when we grew up, and things that many of us can't even remember anymore. As we grow older we forget about our youthful innocence. At this point in life we dream of being able to take care of our families, of raising our children right, and of finding that one person to help make us complete. None of those things come very easy or without sacfrifices. I pray everyday that i am teaching my children the difference between right and wrong. I pray they can grow up in a world less harsh than it is now, or at least that they know how to protect themselves from the evil that is out there. I dream at night of being completely and utterly happy, with no worries, no hardships, but then morning comes and I deal with the reality. I long to find someone to help me in all of my endeavors, someone to cherish me and accept me for who i am, faults and all. I dream of the da

Girls
this is what i know about girls i've seen or have talked to. they seem like they are interested and that they like you.i love it when they say,"oh you look hot or cute but then when i meet them in person they change their tune. they all of a sudden dont like me anymore. maybe im not as hot as the guy's they want. all they want is some guy who is hot,loud,rude,ignores them,beats them and blows them off. cause thats what i was told i wasnt. so maybe i have to become that just to meet a nice girl. i have been talking to this one girl and i know she's sweet,nice honest and very pretty. if you read this you know who you are. well take care until next time.

Help Me Remove This Childish Bitch
THERE IS A USER ON LC WHO CONTINUES TO HARRASS AND GET ME KICKED OFF OF LC AND THEY WONT DO NOTHING ABOUT HER. SHE IS 22 BUT ACTS 3. SO PLEASE HELP ME REMOVE HER. SHE DOESNT LIKE ME BECAUSE I TOLD HER HUSBAND SHE WAS WITH MY BROTHER WHEN HE MARRIED HER!!! ITS THE FUCKING TRUTH WHY GET MAD....UGHHHHHHHHHH

Yours.
Love me, Leave me Fuck me, Sing to me The moon is hovering thrusting away the sun Your presence is a lonely one You're here, inside Once again staking your claim Claiming your prize... I am and have been named Yours I'll paint on my pretty face A facade of bright eyes and lipsticked smile Denying the pain I know that's soon to follow You'll leave...taking another piece of me I'll bury my unspoken words Lifting my head high, I'll smile a goodbye All the while, secretly hoping That one day I'll be more than just your dirty little secret.....

Fun!
I would have to say last night was a blast. Wendi (birthday girl) was a riot. Lets just say she had fun in the cage...I will be posting some pics later! I had a great time birthday girl and I hope you did to. I'm sooooo glad that we are friends. Really, you are amazing and I think we will be friends for many years to come! love you lots!

Thats So True
You Are 50% Normal While some of your behavior is quite normal... Other things you do are downright strange You've got a little of your freak going on But you mostly keep your weirdness to yourself How Normal Are You?

Thr Raven Reborn
Raven Reborn The Spirit has come And the time is now For the new raven to arise From its ashes it will fly To reap the souls of those who die Never more! The ravens eye Dark as night While it flies it haunting flight The raven is reborn From stories untold And stories unheard Never less! Like A ghostly streak throught the pitch dark sky The raven watches as it flies A new tale is birth Spawning a new raven for earth By quoting a new scary dread " Never more, never less, always dead"

Im Sucha Rebel
You Belong in 1973 If you scored... 1950 - 1959: You're fun loving, romantic, and more than a little innocent. See you at the drive in! 1960 - 1969: You are a free spirit with a huge heart. Love, peace, and happiness rule - oh, and drugs too. 1970 - 1979: Bold and brash, you take life by the horns. Whether you're partying or protesting, you give it your all! 1980 - 1989: Wild, over the top, and just a little bit cheesy. You're colorful at night - and successful during the day. 1990 - 1999: With you anything goes! You're grunge one day, ghetto fabulous the next. It's all good! What Year Do You Belong In?

Im A Yummy Kisser =)
Your Kissing Technique Is: Passionate but Aggressive Hey, slow it down a little! Yes, you've got some killer kissing moves... But that doesn't mean you need to show off ten minutes worth of technique in ten seconds. Take your time. A little passion goes a long way.Are You a Good Kisser? Are You a Good Kisser?

Thanx To You All
Thanx To You All Current mood: thankful As most of you know i was given the most beautiful gift a grand mother could recieve..a precious lil' grand-daughter, being a nan to two lil' boys this lil' angel was a blessing for me...she is now 10 days old and i am still over-whelmed with joy...just like being lifted on a cloud that you can't come dowm off... I am posting this blog today to thank all my friends for their support, comments, compliements on my lil' angel... but most of all the love of friendship...You are all special to me and will remain in my heart forever...you have certainly made a difference in my life with your comments to my page and your mails. A special heartfelt Thanx to you all.... Hugs From Sweet

Rarrr
I felt the urge to post a random blog as I'm bored. Well, I had a job interview at Morrisons yesterday, and I got the job, woooooo, pretty good for saying it was my 1st ever interview. Might go see my ex later, just because I can. Just coz I'm not going out with him now doesnt mean we cant still hang out. To the guys out there, I'm not looking for a new bf, I dont date guys I meet on the net, espesh if there older than 25, just thought I'd let you know. Well, this has failed to amuse me so I shall stop writing now bye for now Sam xxxx

Where Did October Go?
"Where did October go?" With the clock falling back and the night falls earlier, I think it's going to go from: * TO * "Novemburrrr" in a blink of an eye. It's already snowed here and once it does that: My feet stay cold until the spring thaw! *ponders* Oh man, I'd met a nice lady on here over the summer. She flirted around with me for a while, and the commitment wary fool I am ran. She lived down in the Florida Key's on a little Island. Well, after a couple chats she offered to put me up during the winter months. (now, you see WHY I ran) I'm kinda standoffish ... (correction, VERY wary) of more than casual flirting on line. I don't mind flirting, a *wink-wink* is fun. Fantasy on line is fine -- if that's your thing ... it's not mine but, I don't think there is anything wrong with it. I'd even go as far as to say you probably can find "LOVE" on line. I truly don't believe that anyone should meet up or talk LTR within a few chat's ... Yike

It Is My 32nd Birthday Today!!!
HELLO TO ALL MY FRIENDS AND EVERYONE ON LOST CHERRY. I AM LEAVEING THIS BLOG TO LET EVERYONE KNOW THAT TODAY IS MY 32ND BIRTHDAY. AND NO HAS GOT ME A DAMN THING FOR MY BIRTHDAY AGAIN THIS YEAR. IT HAS BEEN FIVE YEARS IN A ROW NOW,THAT NO ONE IN MY FAMILY OR ANY OF MY FRIENDS GOT ME ANYTHING FOR MY BIRTHDAY. SO IF ANYONE CARES ABOUT ME ON THIS SITE SAY OR DO SOMETHING FOR ME FOR MY BIRTHDAY.

My Brother
hey people my brother came to live with me and tyanna. my mom and dad said "ruby, ur brother is going to live with u and tyanna now and he has to go to school still so u two take care of him." i think thats gay! why would my parents do that to us! weres he going to sleep? we only have one bedroom! hes going to SLEEP WITH US and WE DONT LIKE IT!

Starsign
Virgo You are shy at first, and because of that, it is hard for you to find lots of random sex partners. You are very intelligent and very into sex. You will only have sex with clean people, because you are afraid of getting an STD. You are also very kinky and imaginative in the sack. Your partners always have a hard time keeping up with you. Sex matches: Taurus, Capricorn, Scorpio Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Someone Gave Me A Rating!!!wow!!
I am really new to this site.and someone appearantly gave my profile a rating of "10". like wow,who ever you are out there in "cherry land",I really really appreciate this alot. you know your my friend already,who ever you may be. so thank you very very much.

All The Things,
All the things we would have, could have done All the memories my sore heart spun All the wonderful nights spent in glee Keep coming back and haunting me Every walk around the block brings pain Every person holding hands deems shame Every romance trying to take my soul Is breaking me, I hate it all. All the wonderful smiles, stupendous glares All the dreams I keep having, thinking you're there All the people reminding me of our mistake Keeps killing me softly, it's making me break Every tear that keeps falling is staining my cheeks Every thought of you shakes me, Every moment I'm weak Every night is true horror, a dreadful disaster And each time I keep running, But pain comes much faster And so I keep trying to let this point fade But I'm tripping on sorrow, on all I forbade; And all the love I ignored; All I couldn't see, Is binding me slowly, not breaking me free.

Packing Sucks!
Ok so, I like totally hate to pack for trips!!!! I asked my hubby what he was wearing and he was like whatever I put on....men!!!! I have to think about what to wear on the ride up there....probably sweats and t...anything comfortable!....than I have to think what to wear to the concert...my t-shirt that I made and jeans (but, which jeans!!!) anyways its a long drawn out process...you got clothes, makeup, hair supplies! I mean it really is a complicated process people! So, we are going to get the barb today!!!!! YEA!!! I love my barb!!! She is the coolest person on earth!!!! Ok people now this is really important if you've never heard the song "Gone with Sin" by HIM you need to!!!! it is sooooo cool!!!! Anything by HIM is awesome but, this song is just the best!!!! HIM is now like my second fav band!! Ok, so on a scale of 1-10 how much work do you think I will get done today????? Im thinkin 2 possibly 3 Im not sure..... thank god Im working with someone cool!!! and that mos

This Was A Very Informative Post From A Friend On Myspace I Wanted To Share
OK.. so I got a weird email today.. It was from "PayPal".. I was thinking.. Odd.. I dont have a paypal account anymore. I did like five years ago when I was an Ebay addict, but I dont have it anymore. It was registered to an old email address I dont even have anymore. "From: "service@paypal.com" Sent: Friday, October 27, 2006 12:53:06 PM Subject: New email address added to your PayPal account ! You've added an additional email address to your PayPal account. If you don¢t agree with this email moskscent228@comcast.net and if you need assistance with your account, please click here to login to your account. To make sure you can use your PayPal account the next time you make a purchase, all you need to do is confirm or not your email address. If your email program has problems with hypertext links, you may also confirm your email address by logging in to your account. Thank you for using PayPal! The PayP

Thinking About
thinking about taking some time off of this site. it's a fun site, don't get me wrong, but i find that i just don't want to sit on the computer as much as i used to. i have a fantastic boyfriend who i adore more than words. keep leaving some love and i'll return the favor. have a great holiday season everyone!!

Spank Me...
Well spank me I have been a very bad girl, I haven't wrote in my blog in a bit :( Sorry... So what have I been up to? Friday I went to a Halloween party and yes it was a costume party and yes I hate to dress up. But I did, I was Zorro, I wore a black t-shirt, tiny little black skirt, black pantyhose, my black boots and of course a black cape, sword, black mask and hat. I had my costume on for about an hour at the party and then I took it off, lol... I told Faith next year I am not wearing a costume and dare her to make me leave... lol. Yesterday I spend the morning ironing and then we did dinner out for my son who just turned 21, yes I have a 21 year old. What can I say I was 12 when I had him, lol.. no I have no problem with having a 21 year old, he is a great kid and everyone that meets him says the same thing. Well I guess I shouldn't call him a kid anymore, lol, but he will always be my kid. Last night we watched Munich, wow that was intense and I thought a really good

Sign Board
Sign Board The Smart Farmer John lived on a quiet rural highway. But, as time went by, the traffic built-up at an alarming rate. The traffic was so heavy and so fast that his chickens were being run over at a rate of three to six a day. So one day Farmer John called the sheriffs office and said, "You ve got to do something about all of these people driving so fast and killing all of my chickens." "What do you want me to do?" asked the sheriff. "I dont care," said Farmer John. "Just do something about these crazy drivers!" So the next day, he had the county workers go out and erected a sign that said, SLOW: SCHOOL CROSSING. Three days later Farmer John called the sheriff and said, "Youve got to do something about these drivers. The school crossing sign seems to make them go even faster." So, again, the sheriff sends out the county workers and they put up a new sign that said, SLOW: CHILDREN AT PLAY. But that sped them up even more! So Farmer J

Too Bad For Italy's Motors Sports
After 2 weeks we know all the results about F1 and Moto GP. Shumacher did a wonderful race, on the grid was 10th, then after 3 laps take the 6th place, then a contact with renoult cars destroy one tire, box and then restart again, after that he was the last one with 38 seconds of distance from the car before him. I did somthing of incledible, in the end he took the 3rd place, the pilots and constroctor chempioship is gone, Ferrari lost it and lost one of the most incldible pilot of the story. Today Valentino Rossy on the Yamaha lost both again. What we can say now? is not a good moment for Italian pilots and constructor i hope next year everything could be better....

Sex Survey
Try this survey and lemme here your score! NaughtyPoll.com - take your own poll! 1. How old are you?Over 30 2. What is your sexual orientation?Straight 3. Have you ever given someone oral sex?Sure I have 4. Have you ever received oral sex?Yes, of course 5. How many sexual partners have you had?More than 15 6. What is your pubic hair style?Trimmed neatly 7. What kind of underwear do you wear?Boxers 8. Have you ever taken, or been in, naked photos?Both taken and been in them 9. Have you ever been to a nude beach, or nudist area?Nope, I am modest 10. Do you watch porn?Yes, of course. Who hasn't? 11. Have you ever watched others, or been watched having sex?No, neither 12. How large are you...ya know, in the pants?Over 8 inches 13. Have you ever expirimented with another man?No, I'm straight as can be 14. What is your favorite sexual position?Doggie style 15. Are you circumcised?No I am not 16. What gets you off fastest?Blow job 17. How often do

A New Plan
You gotta love Robin Williams...... Even if he's nuts! Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan. What we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message. Robin Williams' plan... (Hard to argue with this logic!) "I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for Peace. So, here's one plan." 1) "The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those "good ole boys", we will never "interfere" again. 2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany, South Korea, the Middle East, and the Philippines. They don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one allowed sneaking through holes in the fence. 3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave we'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the rema

Hint Movie
well ...... in all honest.... I don't feel what I've done is a crime ........and I think it is illogical... irresponsible for you to sentence me to prison. because when you think about it what did I really do ? .........I cross an imaginary line with a bunch of plants,............... I mean you say I'm an outlaw ,you say I'm a thief ,but where's the Christmas dinner for the people on relief?................ huh, ?.......... you say you looking for someone who's never weak but always strong, to gather flowers constantly whether you were right or wrong, someone to open each and every door, but it ain't me babe........... huh?....nonono it ain't me babe. It ain't me you looking for babe. You follow?

A Lite Candle Dedicated To.....
I DEDICATE THIS LIT CANDLE, TO ALL THE FAMILIES WHO ARE GOING THROUGH A TIME OF GREVEMENT, A TIME OF LOSS, KNOWING YOURE CHILD IS DIEING IS SOUL DISTROYING, YOU`D GIVE YOU`RE OWN LIFE UP , IF IT WOULD SAVE YOURE CHILDS... THOUSANDS OF FAMILIES HAVE LOST CHILDREN, SOME NEVER STOOD A CHANCE, SOME AT BIRTH, SOME AS YOUNG TEENAGERS, THEIR LIVES STOLEN AWAY. THE MOST BEAUTIFULEST GIFT IS A PARENT ALLOWING PERMISSION, OF THEIR CHILDS ORGANS TO BE GIVEN TO A CHILD WHO COULD HAVE A CHANCE OF LIFE!! SO I THANK YOU FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART

Beads And Booze
So we went and got the last of the g/f's married yesterday and it turned out great. We went out afterwards and wouldn't ya know there was drunken fun to be had and it was OWNED!!! I thought guys were easy till last night HAHAHA Damn what some bitches will do to get beads LOL I got more beads from chicks than from the guys LOL I think they were too busy watchin the show HAHAHA When I get the pics uploaded I will have to post them for yall and teefers hun i dont have teapot pics but i do believe we have milkjug pics LOLLLLLLLLLL Hope yall all had a rockin ass weekend Much Love, Carrie

5 Stages Of Drunkenness
5 Stages of drunkenness Stage 1 - SMART This is when you suddenly become an expert on every subject in the known Universe. You know you know everything and want to pass on your knowledge to anyone who will listen. At this stage you are always RIGHT. And of course the person you are talking to is very WRONG. This makes for an interesting argument when both parties are SMART. Stage 2 - GOOD LOOKING This is when you realize that you are the BEST LOOKING person in the entire bar and that people fancy you. You can go up to a perfect stranger knowing they fancy you and really want to talk to you. Bear in mind that you are still SMART, so you can talk to this person about any subject under the sun. Stage 3 - RICH This is when you suddenly become the richest person in the world. You can buy drinks for the entire bar because you have an armored truck full of money parked behind the bar. You can also make bets at this stage, because of course, you are still SMART, so naturall

Update On Ray
Well hes really wore out, and you know hospitals you dont get alot of rest. Along with him having CF he has a blockage in his Superior Vena Cava, which is whats causing alot of the swelling, loss of breath, well sometime this week they are going to go in and put a shunt, or stint, to open it up. But as for now he needs lots of rest because he is sooo tired. Was wanting to try and give everyone concerned a heads up, and to thank everyone for all their thoughts and prayers it really means alot to us...Especially Ray!!!!...Hoping to be on soon. I am signing out to let him sign in...All our thanks and kisses to you all...Have a great Day, week, and Halloween....

My Love
Entry for October 29, 2006/ MY LOVE I just want eveyone to know how my soulmate makes me feel.I didn't know the right words to use so I found a poem that says it all. A Love As This by Wendy McKnightTo love with the spirit, To love with the soul, A love as this, The ultimate goal. To love with the heart, To love with the mind, A love as this, The purest kind. To love each other, To love completely, a love as this, Giveth so freely. To love in life, To love in death, A love as this, With all our breath. That's truely how I feel. With all my love ~{Kem}~g

It's That Time Of The Year Again.
Yeah so it's Halloween, which is super exciting. Friday night Vic and I went to my friends' party. It was fucking great. I dressed him up as a chick, I wish I had pictures. Haha, He had a 3 foot long wig, pink shirt, school girl plaid skirt, pink fishnets, and these stupid shoes. I dressed up as a stupid butterfly. I looked cute, but it was last minute. Anyways, you know how it goes.. you get drunk, stupid, and pass out. We passed out on a couch. He had most of the couch, meaning I had ONE cushion to curl up on and I had to use HIS BUTT for a pillow, hahaha! It makes you wonder how many times your face got farted on throughout the night. We woke up around 11 and walked home. It was so funny watching him walk like that in broad daylight. All kinds of people in cars were just staring him down like "what the hell is that?" The cops checked him out, it was great. The only bad thing about any of it was how sick I was all day yesterday. I didn't have a hangover, but I felt like a truck h

The Juggalo Bible
THE JUGGALO BIBLE There is, however, a supreme being in the game who is known as "The One" who rests in another plane of existence far away, called Shangri-La. There are also many devils and demons that rest in a cold dimension of infinite evil close to Earth (a.k.a. Mortal Realm) known as the Nethervoid. Players take on the roles of characters who seek to put an end to the dark minions of the Nethervoid who have infiltrated the Mortal Realm. These demons from the void seek to bring forth Armageddon so that one day they may try to enter the gates of Shangri-La to destroy the spiritual civilization that resides there. "The One" has called forth its warriors in a last ditch effort to turn the tide so that humanity as a whole need not perish, and to insure that the very gates of Shangri-La need not be in jeopardy. The time for Armageddon is close at hand as the demons of the Nethervoid wage guerrilla warfare on Earth, spreading their evil and corruption among the mortals to gain n

For A Friend
Its 3 in the moring Still awake Black light shinning I took a taste Heart starts to race Now its 4 I take my last drag Toss it out I lick the bag I turn out the light Lay down to die But it never comes Its 8 o'clock

Love You All Forver
just want to say thanks for the best comments they mean alot to me & love you all for the wonderful commets thanks for beening there for me love you all forver hugs with huge kiss to all all sending a yummy kiss Ginger xxoxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Party
We went to the Eagles to the halloween party last night.. had a blast!! so many awesome costumes.... but I didn't dress up.. LMAO....I wore a mini-skirt and I told my dad that if anyone asked what my costume was that I would tell them "for $20, I'll show you".. LOL.... so of course, my dad told one of the guys working there to ask me what my costume was.. LMAO... The band that played was "Rode Hard"... they were awesome and I even got a tank top that says "rode hard" on it.. can't wait to wear it..... they are playing in North Port this afternoon, so we are taking the bikes to go watch them again today.... but I won't drink as much as I did last night... had a wee bit too much.....but I had fun... guess that's all that counts.... Take care my friends and I'll catch up with ya laters... *muah*

Ditched
so i went to go to the movies with this kid i really liked last night to see saw3 well by tha time they got there the tickets were sold out so him n his friend calld up there friends who were also coming n they decided to go to a different movie thearter i couldnt leave cuz my ride was coming at 9 so i got stuck there for 2 fucking hours thank god i new a few ppl who were working cuz i woulda been bord outta my mind.. but i mean what kinda guy does that fucking invited u n then ditches u.. oh yea he liked me alot.. sorry just really pissd.. n idk if u think i have a right to b but i think i do

When It Hurts!
How can u fall in love someone one day then be expected to turn around and not love them then next day? This is not possible for someone who really does love and care for the other... and if someone can do that.. then something is wrong with you or you really dont know what love is. I just so happen to know what love is... im older and wiser then you and one really does know how it feels to love when they have their first born!

Man-gina, She-nis
Things a Man Would Do if He Woke up with a Vagina 10. Immediately go shopping for a vibrator 9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half 8. See if he could finally do a split 7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping-pong ball 20 feet 6. Cross his legs without rearranging his crotch 5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 20 minutes 4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first 3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video 2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too 1. Finally find that damn G-Spot Things a Woman Would Do if She Woke up with a Penis 10. Get ahead faster in the corporate world 9. Get a blowjob 8. Find out what is so fascinating about "beating the meat" 7. Pee standing up 6. Determine WHY you can't hit the bowl consistently 5. Find out what it is like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm 4. Touch/shift herself in public without

Blow
Blowjob Etiquette (by a female) 1. First and foremost, we are not obligated to do it. 2. Extension to rule #1 - So if you get one, be grateful. 3. I don't care WHAT they did in the porn video you saw, it is not standard practice to cum on someone's face. 4. Extension to rule #3 - No, I DON'T have to swallow. 5. My ears are NOT handles. 6. Extension to rule #5 - do not push on the top of my head. Last I heard, deep throat had been done. And additionally, do you really WANT puke on your dick? 7. I don't care HOW relaxed you get, it is NEVER OK to fart. 8. Having my period does not mean that it's "hummer week" - get it through your head - I'm bloated and I feel like shit so no, I don't feel particularly obligated to blow you just because YOU can't have sex right now. 9. Extension to #8 - "Blue Balls" might have worked on high school girls - if you're that desperate, go jerk off and leave me alone with my Midol. 10. If I have to pause to remove a pubic hair fr

Will You Take Me?
I got to admit babe........ You drive me insane....with wants and needs You got everything I need... But the question is ........will you have me? You came out shooting..... You made me stop dead in my tracks with your charms.... I ask you.....what's so special about me??? I got to admit babe.... You get me all hot and bothered just by your look You have the charm......that every woman wants. But the question is.........Will you have me? You have the looks...... You have the charmisa You have everything I need..... You drive me crazy.....with your sweet sweet talk... I got to admit... I like it. But there's something stopping us.... It's you babe...... Why don't you want me to get close to you? I'm here.....for you... I got to admit babe.... I want you desperately...... I feel I need to get you no matter what... But the question is......Will you have me? A promise to you.....I will never let you down, you won't regret taking me, you won't regret lovi

Desire
My skin is on fire for you I can't breath when I think of you I got this feeling of desire for you When I look into your eyes, I see forever. My heart pounds like a drum when you're near But the thing is you don't know I exist You see me as a friend. I have this desire for you all bottled up... You are so blind to this desire that I have for you I've let you known about it for sometime now in my own way Can't you see the fire in my eyes burning for you? Will you give me a chance..... Will you see pass the friend part of me. Desires...... I hope you know that I have desire for you. If not then there will be time you will. ...

Who Knows?
I come around in your life.... unexpectly.... I catch you off guard. Call it good timing call it bad timing. You call it whatever you want I call it a destiny I may be there for a reason I may be there for a season... I may be there for a lifetime Who knows......but fate has brought me into your life To help you To love you To save you To be your friend To be your lover To be your mate......that is the question Who knows........but I'm not about to give up or let this go. This is too good.... Feelings are fighting with emotions... Don't know what is what But.........I know I'm meant to be in your life..... But who knows where it will take me or you or us. But I'm not about to let go..........

Making Love
I must be honest with you babe (just Gotta be honest) I love to watch the faces that you make (when we make love But when im behind you holding your hips and you close your eyes and bite your lips I can see you so might i suggest a change Now mama please dont take me strange for what im about to say (please dont take me strange) If you know anything bout me by now Im a freak just follow my lead Baby i love making love infront of a mirror (infront of a mirror) So that that i can watch you enjoying me (baby tonite) Baby tonite lets try infront of a mirror (infront of a mirror) Watching ourselves make love Girl why dont we And ima keep your chin up please watch me do the...nasty I like it when you make your moves fast Mami if i pull your head back Cuz i want you to see that we look so good together I understand that your not ready for me and my directory Your daybut featuring me starring you Baby thats okay with me Im the systems next best thing Baby i love ma

Ham And Cheese Tortilla Roll-ups
Prep Time:10 min Start to Finish:10 min Makes:5 servings 1 1/2 cups reduced-fat shredded Cheddar cheese (6 ounces) 1/4 cup reduced-fat mayonnaise or salad dressing 1/4 cup fat-free sour cream 1 can (11 ounces) whole kernel corn or corn with red and green peppers, drained 10 fat-free flour tortillas (6 to 8 inches in diameter) 10 slices (1 ounce each) deli fully cooked ham Cilantro sprig, if desired 1. Mix cheese, mayonnaise, sour cream and corn. 2. Top each tortilla with 1 slice ham. Spread 2 tablespoons corn mixture over ham. Top with cilantro. Roll up. Nutrition Information: 1 Serving: Calories 300 (Calories from Fat 80 ); Total Fat 9 g (Saturated Fat 3 g); Cholesterol 40 mg; Sodium 1190 mg; Total Carbohydrate 33 g (Dietary Fiber 2 g); Protein 23 g Percent Daily Value*: Vitamin A 6 %; Vitamin C 12 %; Calcium 20 %; Iron 12 % Exchanges: 2 Starch; 2 1/2 Lean Meat *Percent Daily Values are based on a 2,000 calorie diet.

Grilled Balsamic Pork With Herbs
Prep Time:15 min Start to Finish:1 hr 30 min Makes:6 servings 2 pork tenderloins (1 1/2 pounds) 8 large rosemary sprigs 8 large thyme sprigs 1/2 cup balsamic vinegar 1/4 cup olive or vegetable oil 1. Cut each pork tenderloin crosswise into 6 pieces. Press each piece, cut side down, to form a round, 1 to 1 1/4 inches thick. 2. Place rosemary and thyme sprigs in glass or plastic dish or resealable plastic food-storage bag. Stir in vinegar and oil. Add pork; turn to coat. Cover dish or seal bag and refrigerate, turning pork 2 or 3 times, at least 1 hour but no longer than 24 hours. 3. Brush grill rack with vegetable oil. Heat coals or gas grill for direct heat. 4. Remove pork and herbs from marinade; reserve marinade. Immediately cover and grill pork 4 to 5 inches from medium heat 7 minutes, turning and brushing frequently with marinade. Discard any remaining marinade. Cover and grill pork 6 to 8 minutes longer, turning frequently, until slightly pink in center. Nutrition

This Is A Little Scary In My Opinion
A Must Read for All who have children or grandchildren EVERYONE NEEDS TO READ ALL OF THIS and HAVE YOUR CHILDREN READ IT TOO! After tossing her books on the sofa, she decided to grab a snack and get on-line. She logged on under her screen name ByAngel213. She checked her Buddy List and saw GoTo123 was on. She sent him an instant message: ByAngel213: Hi. I'm glad you are on! I thought someone was following me home today. It was really weird! GoTo123: LOL You watch too much TV. Why would someone be following you? Don't you live in a safe neighborhood? ByAngel213: Of course I do. LOL I guess it was my imagination cuz' I didn't seeAnybody when I looked out. GoTo123: Unless you gave your name out on-line. You haven't done that have you? ByAngel213: Of course not. I'm not stupid you know. GoTo123: Did you have a softball game after school today? ByAngel213: Yes and we won!! GoTo123: That's great! Who did you play? ByAngel213: We played the Hornets.

Slow Cooker Mexican Pork
Prep Time:5 min Start to Finish:6 hr 10 min Makes:4 servings 1 lb boneless pork loin roast, cut into 1-inch pieces 2 1/4 cups Old El Paso® Thick 'n Chunky salsa (from 24-oz jar) 1 can (4.5 oz) Old El Paso® chopped green chiles, drained 1 can (15 oz) Progresso® black beans, drained, rinsed 1 cup shredded Monterey Jack cheese (4 oz), if desired 1. In 3 1/2- to 4-quart slow cooker, mix pork, salsa and chiles. 2. Cover; cook on Low heat setting 6 to 8 hours. 3. Stir in beans. Cover; cook on Low heat setting about 5 minutes or until beans are hot. Sprinkle with cheese. Nutrition Information: 1 Serving: Calories 370 (Calories from Fat 90); Total Fat 10g (Saturated Fat 3g, Trans Fat 0g); Cholesterol 70mg; Sodium 1550mg; Total Carbohydrate 39g (Dietary Fiber 10g, Sugars 6g); Protein 33g Percent Daily Value*: Vitamin A 20%; Vitamin C 4%; Calcium 8%; Iron 20% Exchanges: 1 1/2 Starch; 1 Other Carbohydrate; 0 Vegetable; 4 Very Lean Meat; 1 Fat Carbohydrate Choices: 2 1/2 *Percent

Sex
Fingering a Girl / Finger Fawking a Vagina In fact, the in-out motion of a finger can become more irritating than anything. The vaginal lips are pretty sensitive, and repeat friction begins to chafe. Yes, really. Of course, fingering should occur after sufficient foreplay. There's nothing worse than some moron shoving his pointer finger up your dry pussy and poking you into submission. So guys, when your hands wander between her legs and you realize that there's more moisture in the Sahara, take the hint. Ok! She's wet! She's squirming! What now?? The typical woman prefers to be penetrated with 2 fingers. One is not enough (unless she is a virgin, or otherwise very tiny down there) and three is too much. Of course, use your discretion and listen to her response. You should be able to tell the difference between an uncomfortable-moan and a pleasure-moan. And if you cant, you should not be having sex. Slide your fingers slowly between her lips, and let yourself explore a lit

Thailand And Japan
Back in 2003 I took my son on a trip to Japan and Thailand. If you remember, that was when they were having that big SARS scare. Everybody was telling us not to go or to be careful because of the SARS. Well, we came up with a great practical joke... I bought a few dozen of the painters dust masks, and everytime we'd take a photo, we would wear the mask. Soon I was getting everyone we met to wear a mask for a photo! It was great, looking at the photo's it looked like everyone in Asia was wearing masks. The only problem is that now that now all of our photos have us wearing the mask. We have very few good pics of us from that trip. I guess the joke was on us!

Grilled Caribbean Pork Tenderloin
Prep Time:45 min Start to Finish:1 hr Makes:4 servings Fruit 2 cups cut-up assorted fresh fruit (such as cantaloupe, honeydew melon, grapes, papaya and mango) 1 tablespoon chopped fresh cilantro 1 to 2 teaspoons lime juice Spice Rub 4 teaspoons ground nutmeg 4 teaspoons ground cumin 4 teaspoons garlic salt 3 teaspoons ground cinnamon 1/4 to 1/2 teaspoon ground red pepper (cayenne) Pork 1 pork tenderloin (1 1/4 pounds) 1. Mix all Fruit ingredients. Cover and refrigerate until serving. 2. Mix all Spice Rub ingredients. Place pork in heavy-duty resealable food-storage plastic bag. Sprinkle with Spice Rub. Turn bag several times to coat pork. Seal bag; refrigerate 15 minutes. 3. Heat coals or gas grill for direct heat. Remove pork from bag. Cover and grill pork 4 to 6 inches from medium heat 15 to 20 minutes, turning frequently, until pork has slight blush of pink in center and meat thermometer inserted in center reads 160°F. Serve with fruit mixture. Nutrition Inform

Grilled Cuban Pork Chops
Prep Time:20 min Start to Finish:20 min Makes:4 servings Cuban Rub 2 tablespoons grated lime peel 1 tablespoon cumin seed 1 tablespoon cracked black pepper 1/2 teaspoon salt 2 tablespoons olive or vegetable oil 1 clove garlic, finely chopped Pork Chops 4 boneless pork loin or rib chops, about 1 inch thick (about 2 pounds) Mango slices, if desired 1. Heat coals or gas grill for direct heat. Remove excess fat from pork. In small bowl, mix all Cuban Rub ingredients; rub evenly on both sides of pork. 2. Cover and grill pork 4 to 6 inches from medium heat 8 to 10 minutes, turning frequently, until pork is no longer pink and meat thermometer inserted in center reads 160°F. Garnish with mango slices. Nutrition Information: 1 Serving: Calories 410 (Calories from Fat 215); Total Fat 24g (Saturated Fat 7g, Trans Fat ncg); Cholesterol 140mg; Sodium 380mg; Total Carbohydrate 1g (Dietary Fiber 0g, Sugars ncg); Protein 48g Percent Daily Value*: Vitamin A 0%; Vitamin C 2%; Calciu

Lemon-honey Pork Chops
Prep Time:10 min Start to Finish:30 min Makes:2 servings 2 pork loin chops, 1/2 inch thick (1/2 pound) 1/4 teaspoon salt 1/8 teaspoon pepper 2 tablespoons water 2 tablespoons honey 1/4 teaspoon grated lemon peel 1 tablespoon lemon juice 1/2 teaspoon parsley flakes 1 small garlic clove, finely chopped 1 teaspoon cornstarch 1 tablespoon cold water 2 thin slices lemon 1. Arrange pork chops, narrow ends toward center, in square microwavable dish, 8x8x2 inches. Sprinkle with salt and pepper. Mix 2 tablespoons water, the honey, lemon peel, lemon juice, parsley and garlic; pour over pork. 2. Cover with plastic wrap, folding back one edge or corner 1/4 inch to vent steam. Microwave on Medium (50%) 5 minutes; rotate dish 1/4 turn. Microwave 12 to 15 minutes longer, rotating casserole 1/4 turn every 3 minutes, until slightly pink when cut near bone. Remove pork to warm plates. 3. 3. Mix cornstarch and 1 tablespoon water; stir into mixture in dish. Cover tightly and microwave

My Angel
My sweet beautiful angel. Sent to earth from above. I am so grateful to have found you, and I give you all my love. You must have come from heaven, because your beauty is not of this world When I look at you my heart begins to beat, and I begin to live for the first time Your sweet angelic voice, continuously rings in my ears. With you near me, with me, there is nothing I fear. Whenever we are together, You shine with a heavenly glow. Your beautiful angel face, raises me up from feeling low. Yes, heaven is missing an angel, because you are here with me. You are a sweet, beautiful angel, and I will love you for eternity!

Work
A dangerous new virus is being distributed electronically. It is called the Worm Overload Recreation Killer (WORK). You can get WORK from your boss or colleagues. Do not touch it. The virus will wipe out your private life. If you come into contact with WORK, there are two antidotes. You can purchase Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) or Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER). They're available at your local grocery store. Take repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated.

The Landing
The Landing Lewisburg WV ATC: "Tower to Saudi Air 911--You are cleared to land on runway 22." Saudi Air: "Thank you Lewisburg ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel's runway 22 - Allah be Praised !!" Lewisburg WV ATC "Tower to Iran Air 711--You are cleared to land on runway 4." Iran Air: "Thank you Lewisburg ATC. We are cleared to land on infidel's runway 4 - Allah is Great !!" Pause: Static............. Saudi Air 911: Lewisburg ATC! Lewisburg ATC!!!" Lewisburg WV ATC: "Go ahead Saudi Air 911?" Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS!!! WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE!!! INSTRUCTIONS PLEASE!!! Lewisburg WV ATC: "Well bless your hearts. Y'all be careful now and tell Allah 'HEY' for us -- ya hear."

This Is How You Do It......
Get yourself a user at CherryTap, start surfing... meet lots and lots of new amazing people, find that special friend...and you are cured of your flashbacks from the past...Now good luck to you all//funontherun

Happy Halloween..;)
NOT SURE HOW MUCH I WILL BE AROUND.. BEEN BUSY AND WILL BE TODAY TOO.. SO IF DONT DO A LOT OF COMENTS YOU KNOW WHY.. AND NOT ADDING MANY MORE ON HERE TRYING TO KEEP IN TOUCH WITH ONES I DO HAVE.. HOPE YOU ALL HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY AND HALLOWEEN..;).. HUGSS AND LOVE TO ALL GI Buried at PhotoCasket.com

Happiness Can't Wait
I'll be happy when... We convince ourselves that life will be better after we get married, have a baby, then another. Then we are frustrated that the kids aren't old enough and we'll be more content when they are. After that, we're frustrated that we have teenagers to deal with. We will certainly be happy when they are out of that stage. We tell ourselves that our life will be complete when our spouse gets his or her act together, when we get a nicer car, when we are able to go on a nice vacation or when we retire. The truth is there's no better time to be happy than right now. If not now, when? Your life will always be filled with challenges. It's best to admit this to yourself and decide to be happy anyway. Happiness is the way. So, treasure every moment that you have and treasure it more because you shared it with someone special, special enough to spend your time with ... and remember that time waits for no one. So, stop waiting .. Until your car or home is pa

Personal Test
Advanced Global Personality Test Results Extraversion |||||||||||||| 56% Stability || 10% Orderliness |||||||||||| 50% Accommodation |||||||||||||||||||| 90% Interdependence |||||||||||||||||||| 83% Intellectual |||||| 30% Mystical |||||||||||||||||||| 90% Artistic |||||||||||||||||||| 90% Religious || 10% Hedonism |||||||||||||||| 70% Materialism || 10% Narcissism |||||||||||| 43% Adventurousness |||||||||||||||| 63% Work ethic |||||||||||||||| 70% Self absorbed |||| 16% Conflict s

Person Is Gonna Get Hit.
ok..when i got home around 12:50 ish someone called me..from a private number i didnt answer..then they called me like 10 minutes later from some cell phone number i answered.. and hes like "your not supposed to answer" and then he hung up. I was like okay..So i called him back i was like "WHO IS THIS" he said "YOUR NOT SUPPOSED TO ANSWER" so ya.. i just like didnt bother anymore..then he called me again so i didnt answer. and then he left me a voicemail.. o00o0 this pissed me off..."are you available for some penetration cuz i need some penetration like right now" What the fuck are you smoking. and i gave his number to my friend..it was funny. he was like retarded.. the guy that called me was calling him. stupid and saying that he was copying everything he said. but ugh he really made me mad. so i called him again.. i was like "DO YOU HAVE A FUCKING PROBLEM" and he said something but he hung up... (obviously the person kept hanging up so i couldnt get but two words out.

Sometimes We Need To Be Remined...
As shared by a friend online, I will likewise post this because I believe it has signifigant meaning Sometimes we just need to be reminded . . . . . A well-known speaker started off his seminar by holding up a $20.00 bill. In the room of 200, he asked, "Who would like this $20 bill?" Hands started going up. He said, "I am going to give this $20 to one of you but first, let me do this. He proceeded to crumple up the $20 dollar bill. He then asked, "Who still wants it?" Still the hands were up in the air. Well, he replied, "What if I do this?" And he dropped it on the ground and started to grind it into the floor with his shoe. He picked it up, now crumpled and dirty. "Now, who still wants it?" Still the hands went into the air. "My friends, we have all learned a very valuable lesson. No matter what I did to the money, you still wanted it because it did not decrease in value. It was still worth $20. Many times in our lives, we are dropped, crumpled, and ground into the di

Wet Pants
WET PANTS......... Come with me to a third grade classroom..... There is a nine-year-old kid sitting at his desk and all of a sudden, there is a puddle between his feet and the front of his pants are wet. He thinks his heart is going to stop because he cannot possibly imagine how this has happened. It's never happened before, and he knows that when the boys find out he will never hear the end of it. When the girls find out, they'll never speak to him again as long as he lives. The boy believes his heart is going to stop; he puts his head down and prays this prayer, "Dear God, this is an emergency! I need help now! Five minutes from now I'm dead meat." He looks up from his prayer and here comes the teacher with a look in her eyes that says he has been discovered. As the teacher is walking toward him, a classmate named Susie is carrying a goldfish bowl that is filled with water. Susie trips in front of the teacher and inexplicably dumps the bowl of water in the boy's lap. The boy p

The War Within...
Why is everyone searching for ‘forever’? I just want to find ‘today’! I feel so lost in way back when’s and what’s next?! My present is dazed and confused! In working towards now, ‘then’ keeps haunting me… climbing this uphill battle feels too steep to offer progress! Yet somehow progress is revealed here & there… Seeing myself in a better light than I ever knew. Tho still tugging at my insecurities & flaws… I fight the greatest battle… The one within. Rhiannon Partial completion date 10/29/06

Venting
WHY DO PEOPLE PRETEND TO BE THINGS THEY ARE NOT|? I AM NOT PERFECT. I HAVE 4 KIDS AND AM DIVORCED. I DRINK ON WEEKENDS. I HAVE BAD HABITS. I AM A CHERRY TAP ADDICT. I LOVE TO SIT AND DO GRAPHICS. IM NOT PERFECT. BUT I DO HAVE A HEART AND IT DOES BREAK AND IT CAN LOVE. I HAVE RECENTLY HAD SOMEONE THAT HAS CAME INTO MY LIFE THAT MEANS ALOT TO ME. HES A GREAT PERSON. HE CARES ABOUT MY FEELINGS AND WHAT IM THINKING AND VALUES MY OPINION ON EVERYTHING HE DOES. I APPRECIATE THAT. I DONT THINK HE UNDERSTANDS HOW MUCH I DO APPRECIATE THAT BUT I DO. ANYWAY.... ON WITH MY VENTING. WHY DO I HAVE TO MEET GUYS WHO ONLY WANT A PIECE OF ASS? IS THAT ALL IM GOOD FOR? IT VERY WELL MAY BE. BUT I SIT HERE AT 32 AND WONDER? WILL I EVER HAVE A MAN TO CALL MY SOULMATE. MY BETTER HALF. THE ONE THAT MAKES ME WHOLE AGAIN... BACK IN THE DAY I WAS A DJ AT A NIGHTCLUB. I GOT OUT OF HAND. I WASNT A WHORE BUT I HAD MY SHARE OF ONE NIGHTERS. IT WAS FUN AT THE TIME I THOUGHT. BUT NOW I SIT HERE AND THINK. ALL THE

Viewing Boobs
I figured the title would get you in here.I know I am gonna get a bunch of hell for this one but here goes: I would venture to guess that at least 7 out of 10 pics I see on here are boobs, or sexual in nature, yet women continue to complain that they are tired of being treated as sexual objects. Now I kind of understand it coming from the young ones, because well they are teaming with hormones and just experiencing their sexual power. However, for the more mature ladies. If you don't want to be treated as simply a sexual object, than don't post your sexual "objects" for the world to gawk at. I just don't get it. Men are visually stimulated and if you want to be considered as something other than an sperm depository than maybe wait until you know someone a little better before sharing your intimate photos. You are perpetuating the problem for all of us who are tired of being sex objects first and people with intelligence and wisdom to offer 2nd. First impressions are everythi

I'm A Taurus That Loves A Leo
I am fighting for someone that shows me that she loves me one minute and the next loves another. We are both beast of nature that want to have contol over certain aspects of life, but we bump heads at times and never really come to an agreement. Can we make it together?

To Yearn The Nightmare
To Yearn The Nightmare When the nightmare comes to haunt me Pulls back the honest eyes Believe me bearing with brutality Yet obliging to the lies Yearn the yearn so numbing Burn it through your soul Brand it so denying Defying horizons fold And scour on your memory All the untruths left to be told Nightmare, craving nightmare Take the dare to bare the cold Don't stare me in the eyes If you're afraid to see into my soul Don't step into forever If you don't know the way to go To take you to your nightmare Bliss intrepid bliss Moments held in rapture His kiss upon your lips Lost within this darkness Fearless enough to be aghast When realization captures virtue And frees the love at last So every second spent apart And every moment lost in dreaming Reminds me to remember The nightmare never loses meaning

Fairytale Nightmare
Fairytale Nightmare I've got my hair caught in the stars, flirting with the moon, drinking the clouds, this is contentment Im searching for a glue thats strong enouth to stick you to my side, my siamese fantasy your my itch tonight I've got the signs of age, im a cigarette stainded mess, a cigarette stained princess, royalty never tasted so bitter a gothic thought, a gothic vision, smell the roses inside this prison slowly lulled and slowly falling hush now hear my prince is calling can you feel the spiders crawling?

Sleep Paralysis
Sleep Paralysis I glance through the mirror on a moonless night. I see my reflection glare on this moonless night. The shadows consume my face and fear of the dark. Oh, I wish I had a light. A smoldering cigarette. I distract myself with a smoke. Light me up, little zippo, I gotta have a smoke. There's witches in the walls and clowns eating my face have never been a joke. My room is a barren hole. Get me to a hotel. My bed provides no comfort. I'm going to a hotel. There the lightbulbs never go out, halogen certainty releases me from my hell. Under my blanket I hide my face. The monsters can't get me if I have no face. That's the only reassurance I can get while I'm stuck in this haunted place. No one has died here. No, there aren't any angels. I don't believe in the devil, and there aren't any angels. Faithless and frozen, I succumb to the supernatural, waiting for the sounds of morning churchbells. I won't be able to move, but my b

Happy Hour
I found the bottle Had happy hour Cried for an hour Didn't know why Felt dizzy and wild piss ass drunk Didn't care what anyone thought Just wanted to live Threw up and cried Said sorry a million times Then fell to sleep Woke up not remebering everything Till later on Lived my life for a week Weekend came Had happy hour once again

Thanks
thank you all for stopin by my page an rating pics an so on an comments i do try hard to get back to everyone that has lefted me comments an rates .. just slow lol... but i do get there eheheheheheh....but again thank you .. its been fun an kick azz luvs ya'll

An Old Farmer's Advice
An Old Farmer's Advice * Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong. * Keep skunks and bankers and lawyers at a distance. * Life is simpler when you plow around the stump. * A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor. * Words that soak into your ears are whispered...not yelled. * Meanness don't jes' happen overnight. * Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads. * Do not corner something that you know is meaner than you. * It don't take a very big person to carry a grudge. * You cannot unsay a cruel word. * Every path has a few puddles. * When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty. * The best sermons are lived, not preached. * Most of the stuff people worry about ain't never gonna happen anyway. * Don't judge folks by their relatives. * Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer. * Live a good honorable life. Then when you get older and t

New Preamble To The Constitution
Subj: NEW PREAMBLE TO THE CONSTITUTION This is probably the best e-mail I've seen in a long, long time. The following has been attributed to State Representative Mitchell Aye from GA. This guy should run for President one day... "We the sensible people of the United States, in an attempt to help everyone get along, restore some semblance of justice, avoid more riots, keep our nation safe, promote positive behavior, and secure the blessings of debt-free liberty to ourselves and our great-great-great-grandchildren, hereby try one more time to ordain and establish some common sense guidelines for the terminally whiny, guilt ridden, delusional, and other liberal bed-wetters. We hold these truths to be self evident: that a whole lot of people are confused by the Bill of Rights and are so dim they require a Bill of NON-Rights." ARTICLE I: You do not have the right to a new car, big screen TV, or any other form of wealth. More power to you if you can legally a

Not Much
I'm off from work today which I'm glad about. After work on friday, I went out drinking with a friend. We went and got drinks and just went to a park to sit at and chill and talk. Tuesday is Halloween as everyone knows. I'm not sure what I will be doing on that day. I have off from work so I know durning the day, I have stuff to do but at night, I'm not sure what's going on. I'm suppose to be changing departments at work. I'm glad about that cause I'm tired of the department I'm in and want a change. It all depends on one person leaving and once that person leaves, I will be moving into my new department. I was told she's leaving end of this month and then I was told maybe not till the beginning of next year. I hope she leaves soon. I know thats kinda mean to say but she's a nice women so don't get me wrong there.

Poor George W
I don't like jokes about George W, but I thought this one was pretty funny!!! Naughty, but funny! Bev Subject: White House Breakfast > > > > > Dick Cheney and George W. Bush were having breakfast at the White > House. > > The attractive waitress asks Cheney what he would like, and he replies, "I'd > like a bowl of oatmeal and some fruit." > > "And what can I get for you, Mr. President?" > > George W. replies with his trademark wink and slight grin, "How about a > quickie this morning?" > > "Why, Mr. President!" the waitress exclaims "How rude! You're starting to > act like Mr. Clinton, and you've only been in your second term of office for > a year! '' > > > As the waitress storms away, Cheney leans over to Bush and > whispers..."It's pronounced 'quiche'."

Another One For Our Troops
I sat in my seat of the Boeing 767 waiting for everyone to hurry and stow their carry-ons and grab a seat so we could start what I was sure to be a long, uneventful flight home. With the huge capacity and slow moving people taking their time to stuff luggage far too big for the overhead and never paying much attention to holding up the growing line behind them, I simply shook my head knowing that this flight was not starting out very well. I was anxious to get home to see my loved ones so I was focused on my issues and just felt like standing up and yelling for some of these clowns to get their act together. ! I knew I couldn't say a word so I just thumbed thru the "Sky Mall" magazine from the seat pocket in front of me. You know it's really getting rough when you resort to the over priced, useless sky mall crap to break the monotony. With everyone finally seated, we just sat there with the cabin door open and no one in any hurry to get us going although we were well past

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Welcome
Come join us where the nights are long and the air is still... Where the trees weep and the creatures whisper... Where bonfires ablaze and a voice in the distance beckons you near, "Come into the realm where darkness is light and dreams are reality... where good and evil are one, and nothing may be taken for granted...... WELCOME..."

New Atm Machines
A sign in the Bank Lobby reads: "Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts. After months of careful research, MALE & FEMALE proced! ures have been developed. Please follow the appropriate steps for your gender." MALE PROCEDURE: 1. Drive up to the cash machine. 2. Put down your car window. 3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN. 4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw. 5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt. 6. Put window up. 7. Drive off. *********************************************************** FEMALE PROCEDURE: Unfortunately, most of this part is the truth.!!!! 1. Drive up to cash machine. 2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine. 3. Set parking brake, put the window down. 4. Find handbag, re

Self Destruction
a simple slit, and like a flood, it pours out dark, rich, sweet... with a taste, it draws you in you feel the passion, the lust, the hunger that lurks within... as i dare not hurt another soul, a monster i have made of myself.... to keep the beast at bay to keep the hunger pains a minimum until it ends and i have lost myself... Rhiannon Mari

Sleep
Sleep Blissful darkness, Claim my soul, Carry me in your arms, Take away my pain, Take away my wearyness, Take me away, Blissful darkness, Take pity on me, Don't leave me here, Light is coming, I want freedom, Freedom from this world, From the feelings, From everything. Blissful darkness, Purify me, Recharge me, Pick me clean. Blissful darkness, Grant me sleep, Allow me rest, Bestow upon me slumber. I want to dream, I wish for your touch. Blissful darkness, How you fade in the morn. Before you leave... Please... just... take... me... to need sleep........

What A Bandit!
Well we had Austyn's party yesterday and it was lots of fun! Austyn went to work with Daddy while Me, Daddy Kevin & Bekka went and set up. We had fun celebratin with Me & Daddy Kevin & Bekka, Daddy, Nanny & Paw Paw, Aunt Debbie & Uncle Mike & Loren & Cathy & Ayonna, G-Ma & Grampy & G-ma Myrtle, Aunt Tracy & Uncle Rick, Tricia & Brian, Courtney & Nicole, Chris, Jamie & Arnold & Cody & Baby Rach, Aunt Ang & Dom & Ethan, Uncle Kenny & Patrick & Cameron & Gracie & Briana, Uncle James & Aunt Wendy & Payton, Missy & Mike & Melidya. He got some loud noisy toys..he loves his drum set! =) So thank u all for makin his party such a blast! We love u guys!

My Birthday
So my dad is coming today to spoil me becauce my birthday is in 2 weeks!I love spending daddy's money. Can you tell I'll always be a daddys girl LOL. So he wants to buy us a new entertainment center so I was like SWEET!Jamie will have to put it together for me YAY. Furniture is always a good gift. That goes in the same catigory as money... always fits! So I sound shallow, always out to spend money. But it is my birthday, doesn't that count for something?

Stun Guns
More things NOT to do with your spare time. Stun gun....... ONLY A GUY WOULD DO THIS. Pocket Taser Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife. This was submitted by a guy who purchased his lovely wife a "pocket Taser" for their anniversary. Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The occasion was our 22nd anniversary and I was looking for a little something extra for my wife Toni. What I came across was a 100,000-volt, pocket/purse-sized taser. The effects of the taser were suppose to be short lived, with no long-term adverse affect on your assailant, allowing her adequate time to retreat to safety.... WAY TOO COOL! Long story short, I bought the device and brought it home. I loaded two triple-a batteries in the darn thing and pushed the button. Nothing! I was disappointed. I learned, however, that if I pushed the button AND pressed it against a metal surface at the same time; I'd get the blue arch of elec

"hangover"
GOOD GOD!!!! I HAVE SUCH A HANGOVER TODAY! WE HAD OUR HALLOWEEN PARTY LAST NIGHT AND I MADE "WITCHES BREW"!!! I DRANK SO MUCH, MAYBE A LITTLE BIT TOO MUCH!!!! LOL!!!! BUT IT'S ALL GOOD! AT LEAST I DON'T HAVE ANY MEMORY LOSS!!! LOL. JUST A LITTLE HEADACH TODAY, THAT'S ALL...

Titanic Facts
Most people don't know that back in 1912, Hellmann's mayonnaise was manufactured in England. In fact, the Titanic was carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico, which was to be the next port of call for the great ship after its stop in New York. This would have been the largest single shipment of mayonnaise ever delivered to Mexico. But as we know, the great ship did not make it to New York. The ship hit an iceberg and sank, and the cargo was forever lost. The people of Mexico, who were crazy about mayonnaise, and were eagerly awaiting its delivery, were disconsolate at the loss. Their anguish was so great, that they declared a National Day of Mourning, which they still observe to this day. The National Day of Mourning occurs each year on May 5th and is known, of course, as Sinko de Mayo. WHAT!!!! You expected something educational from me!

Sweet Anticipation...
i look forward to the day we meet.... and then i can share with you a piece of my world. for no flower is sweeter than the one that has touched your lips and no candle burns brighter than when you're around... till whenst we meet, let me kiss the dream of you and touch the heart that has touched me so....

Halloween Dedication -pantera - Cemetary Gates
To all trickk-or-treaters, masqueraders and those passin' out candy... From now through Halloween (and maybe a bit longer) all visitors to my page will take a little ride with Pantera and pass the Cemetary Gates! Enjoy...and have a happy hollow-weanie ;)

Starbucks Sucks
starbucks denies marines coffee > > > > > > Recently Marines in Iraq wrote to Starbucks because they > > wanted to let them know how much they liked their coffees and to > > request > > that they send some of it to the troops there. > > Starbucks replied, telling the Marines thank you for their > > support of their business, but that Starbucks does not support > the > > war, > > nor anyone in it, and that they would not send the troops their > > brand of > > coffee. > > So as not to offend Starbucks, maybe we should not support > > them by buying any of their products! > > As a war vet writing to fellow patriots, I feel we should > get > > this out in the open. I know this war might not be very popular > with > > some folks,t that doesn't mean we don't support the boys on the > > ground fighting street-to-street and house-to-house for what > they > > and > > I believe is right. > > If you feel the same as I do then pass this along, or y

Great Read
The following was written by Ben Stein and recited by him on CBS Sunday Morning Commentary, Sunday, 12/18/05. Herewith at this happy time of year, a few confessions from my beating heart: I have no freaking clue who Nick and Jessica are. I see them on the cover of People and Us constantly when I am buying my dog biscuits and kitty litter. I often ask the checkers at the grocery stores. They never know who Nick and Jessica are either. Who are they? Will it change my life if I know who they are and why they have broken up? Why are they so important? I don't know who Lindsay Lohan is either, and I do not care at all about Tom Cruise's wife. Am I going to be called before a Senate committee and asked if I am a subversive? Maybe, but I just have no clue who Nick and Jessica are. If this is what it means to be no longer young. It's not so bad. Next confession: I am a Jew, and every single one of my ancestors was Jewish. And it does not bother me ev

Day 4...here We Go
Well, I'd like to say it's getting easier, and maybe it is, but sometimes I still feel like I could chew nails and spit carpet tacks. Still no cigarettes though. Go me. Hehehe I think posting these blog comments on it was a good idea. I don't want to embarass myself by backsliding now that everyone knows I'm quittin' whatever works, whatever works. Thanks everyone for the support!

Cat Got Your Tongue?
We've all had trouble with our animals, Right..? I don't think anyone can top this one: Calling in sick to work makes me uncomfortable. No matter how legitimate my excuse, I always get the feeling that my boss thinks I'm lying. On one recent occasion, I had a valid reason but lied anyway, because the truth was just too darned humiliating. I simply mentioned that I had sustained a head injury, and I hoped I would feel up to coming in the next day. By then, ....I reasoned, ....I could think up a doozy to explain the bandage on the top of my head. The accident occurred mainly because I had given in to my wife's wishes to adopt a cute little kitty. Initially, the new acquisition was no problem. Then one morning, I was taking my shower after breakfast when I heard my wife, Deb, call out to me from the kitchen. Honey! The garbage disposal is dead again. Please come reset it." "You know where the button is," I protested through the shower pitter-patt

Snow Flakes
the snow has begun softly it falls covering the land in white so pure so dear changing the lanscape as it falls down so much like our love always so near warm by the fire snuggled up close looking out the window at our white host slumber takes us as our evening comes slowly the snow falls til morning comes

Another For The Ladies
Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thought

Certainly Uncertain
Certainly Uncertain This is a desperate plea from a heart so far away from you The uncertainty of my eternity coming into view The smoke pours out, doing 90 Im on my way Clouds they crawl across the sky, could this be the day? And with a skip of 10 beats my heart plays a nasty trick One quick glance, one last drag before my mind feels sick This is the sound of my heart crying out Can you hear or is the blur all you make out? Sitting in my room caught up in the pixels that make this horror exestential Im drawn in by the colors and the sounds And as the pulse quickens my breathe stops short This could be the night I am homebound And with a skip of 10 beats my heart plays a nasty trick One quick glance, one last click before my soul feels sick This is the sound of my heart crying out Can you heart it or is the blur all you make out?

I Work Too Hard For This!!
Im in a bad mood at the current moment. My boss screamed at me this morning in front of another co-worker. She had told me the night before that a certain vendor could not come until 6. Now one would assume that being the manager she would have called him and let him know that. Well, I was wrong and she didn't. The guy came and I explained to him that he couldn't come until 6. He tells me that he can't come back this way and the milk will go bad. I understand they have a schedule to keep so I told him I would let him this time, but he would have to come at 6 from that point on. Well, my manager shows up this morning and finds out I let him work. I told her what he told me and she just yells at me, coping a sorry attitude. Out of all of the ppl who work for her, I am one of the hardest working. She was irresponsible in the fact that she didn't inform the vendor. It really pissed me off. I thought maybe she thought I wasn't capable of counting anymore or something. I have to deal with ve

For ..........why Is Trick Or Treating...
Why Trick Or Treating Is Better Than Sex 10. You Are Guaranteed To Get At Least A Little Something In The Sack. 9. If You Get Tired You Can Wait 10 Minutes And Go At It Again. 8. The Uglier You Look, The Easier It Is To Get Some. 7. You Don't Have To Compliment The Person Who Gives You Some. 6. It's Okay When The Person You're With Fantasizes You're Someone Else, Because You Are. 5. Twenty Years From Now You'll Still Enjoy Candy. 4. If You Don't Like What You Get, You Can Always Go Next Door. 3. It Doesn't Matter If The Kids Hear You Moaning And Groaning. 2.. Less Guilt The Morning After. AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY TRICK OR TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX . . . . . . 1. YOU CAN DO THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD ! !

New
Started a new job less than a month ago. It's great. Especialy considering the poor conditions of my last job. The things you go through to have a reference when you just moved across the country. I've been broken up with my ex g/f for almost a month. We are still friends. I miss her since I haven't spoken to her for a while but it's better that way for now. I like to avoid the temptation of going back to something I know is already broken. Went on a date last night. Went dancing at the "Horseshoes". I'm not into country bars but here in Kentucky you often have to accept what they have to offer or go without. I'm still looking for a place that I like that may remind me of a club I feel at home at. Without driving all the way to louisville or ohio.

Brokeback Mountain Self Test
Brokeback Mountain Self Test: 1. If you are over thirty and you have a washboard stomach, YOU ARE GAY. It means you haven't sucked back enough beer with the boys and have spent the rest of your free time doing sit-ups, aerobics, and doing the Oprah diet. 2. If you have a cat, YOU ARE A FLAAMMING HOMO. A cat is like a dog, but gay - it grooms itself constantly but never scratches itself, has a delicate touch except when it uses its nails, and whines to be fed. And just think about how you call a dog... "Killer, come here! I said get your ass over here, Killer!" Now think about how you call a cat... "Bun-bun, come to daddy, snookums!" Jeeezus, you're fit to be framed, you're so gay. 3. If you suck on lollipops, Ring-Pops, baby pacifiers, or any such nonsense, rest assured, YOU ARE A GAYLORD. A straight man only sucks on bar-b-que ribs, crab claws, raw oysters, crawfish guts, pickled pigs feet, or tits.. Anything else and you are in training to suck El Dicko and unde

Wings Of A Sparrow
soaring on the wind soaring up high the sparrow tries to find the love he lost danger on his trail seeking him out the hawk of danger comes boldly out seeking his prey dinner for the night danger surrounds the prey as the hawk soars wings of a sparrow is no more

Questions That Really Need Answers
Questions that really need answers... > > > > 1. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll > squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?" > > > > 2. Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken here? I'm gonna eat > the next thing that comes outta it's butt." > > > > > > 3. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer? > > > > 4. If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him? > > > > 5. Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane? > > > > 6. Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't > point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is? > > > > 7. Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are > going to look up there anyway? > > > > 8. Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're > both dogs! > > > > 9. If Wile E. Coyote h

Eggs And Oil
EGGS Please read this all the way to end.. all the way to end... This is a good thought and it could work. It won't cost anything to try. Think about it !! A man eats two eggs each morning for breakfast. When he goes to the grocery store he pays 60 cents a dozen. Since a dozen eggs won't last a week he normally buys two dozens at a time. One day while buying eggs he notices that the price has risen to 72 cents. The next time he buys groceries, eggs are .76 cents a dozen. When asked to explain the price of eggs the store owner says, "the price has gone up and I have to raise my price accordingly". This store buys 100 dozen eggs a day. I checked around for a better price and all the distributors have raised their prices. The distributors have begun to buy from the huge egg farms. The small egg farms have been driven out of business. He checked out the huge egg farms and found they were selling 100,000 dozen eggs to the distributors daily. Nothing had changed

Slide Down The Bannister
Subject: Slide Down The Bannister 1. Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggert have written an impressive new book. It's called "Ministers Do More Than Lay People." 2. Transvestite: A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary. 3. The difference between the Pope and your boss...the Pope only expects you to kiss his ring. 4. My mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash and it is gone. 5. The only time the world beats a path to your door is if you're in the bathroom. 6. I hate sex in the movies. Tried it once. The seat folded up, the drink spilled and that ice ..... well, it really chilled the mood. 7. It used to be only death and taxes were inevitable. Now, of course, there's shipping and handling, too. 8. A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression that he just cleaned the whole house. 9. My next house will have no kitchen -- just vending machines and a large trash can. 10. A blonde said, "I was

Next
This song always me chuckle when I hear it, its called Next by The Sensational Alex Harvey band. N E X T - lyrics Naked as sin An army towel, covering my belly Some of us weep, some of us howl Knees turn to jelly, but Next! Next! I was just a child A hundred like me I followed a naked body A naked body followed me, Next! Next! I was just a child when my innocence was lost In a mobile army wh*rehouse A gift of the army, free of cost. Next! Next! Next! Me, I really would have liked a little bit of tenderness Maybe a word, maybe a smile, maybe some happiness, but Next! Next! Oh, it was not so tragic and heaven did not fall But how much at that time I hated being there at all, Next! Next! I still recall the brothel trucks, the flying flags The queer lieutenant slapped our arses He's thinking we are fags. Next! Next! Next! I swear on the wet head of my First case of gonorrhea It is his ugly voice that I forever fear

It's Strange Isn't It?
It's Strange Isn't It? 1. Isn't it strange how a 20 dollar bill seems like such a large amount when you donate it to church, but such a small amount when you go shopping? 2. Isn't it strange how 2 hours seem so long when you're at church, and how short they seem when you're watching a good movie? 3. Isn't it strange that you can't find a word to say when you're praying, but you have no trouble thinking what to talk about with a friend? 4. Isn't it strange how difficult and boring it is to read one chapter of the Bible, but how easy it is to read 100 pages of a popular novel or ZANE GREY book? 5. Isn't it strange how everyone wants front-row-tickets to concerts or games, but they do whatever is possible to sit at the last row in Church? 6. Isn't it strange how we need to know about an event for Church 2-3 weeks before the day so we can include it in our agenda, but we can adjust it for

Italian Honeymoon
ITALIAN HONEYMOON > >> >> >> After returning from his honeymoon in Florida with his new >bride,Virginia, >> Luigi stopped by his old barbershop in Jersey to say >hello to his >> friends.Giovanni said, "Hey Luigi, how wasa da treep?" >Luigi said, >> "Everyting wasa perfecto except for da train ride down." >Whata you mean, >> Luigi?" asked Giovanni. >> Well, we boarda da train at >Grana Central Station. My beautiful Virginia, >> she pack a biga basket a >food. She broughta da vino, some nice cigars for >> me, and we were lookina >forward to da trip, and open upa da luncha basket. >> The conductore comea >by, waga his finger at us anda say, 'no eat indisa >> car. >> Musta use a >dining car.' So, me and my beautiful Virginia, we go to a >> dining car, >eat a biga lunch and starta ta open da bottle of a nice a vino! >> >> >Conductore walka by again, waga his >> finger and say, 'No drinka in disa >car! Musta use a cluba car.' So, we go >> to cluba car. While a drinki

Ya Gotta Love George Carlin
I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American. I am George Carlin. I'm in touch with my feelings and I like it that way! I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer, it makes you a smart American. I think being a minority does not make you noble or victimized, and does not entitle you to anything. I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, try to do it in English. I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God when and where they want to. My heroes are John Wayne, Babe Ruth, Roy Rogers, and whoever canceled Jerry Springer. I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor. I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time watching or arguing about it. I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, I didn't wander forty years in the desert after getting chased out of Egypt. I haven't burned any witches or been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you! So, shut up already. I believe if you don't like the way things a

Southern Charm
Two nicely dressed ladies happen to start up a conversation during an endless wait in the JFK airport. The first lady was an arrogant NYC woman married to a wealthy man. The second was a well mannered elderly woman from the South. When the conversation centered on whether they had any children the NYC woman started by saying, "When my first child was born, my husband built a beautiful mansion for me." The lady from the South commented, "Well, isn't that precious?" The first woman continued, "When my second child was born, my husband bought me a beautiful Mercedes-Benz." Again, the lady from the South commented, "Well, isn't that precious?" The first woman continued boasting, "Then, when my third child was born, my husband bought me this exquisite diamon d bracelet." Yet again, the Southern lady commented, "Well, isn't that precious?" The first woman then asked her companion, "What did your husband buy for you when you had your first child?" "My husband sent me to charm sc

For The Troops--god Bless You All
I watched the flag pass by one day, It fluttered in the breeze. A young Marine saluted it, And then he stood at ease.. I looked at him in uniform So young, so tall, so proud, With hair cut square and eyes alert He'd stand out in any crowd. I thought how many men like him Had fallen through the years. How many died on foreign soil How many mothers' tears? How many pilots' planes shot down? How many died at sea How many foxholes were soldiers' graves? No, freedom isn't free. I heard the sound of Taps one night, When everything was still, I listened to the bugler play And felt a sudden chill. I wondered just how many times That Taps had meant "Amen," When a flag had draped a coffin. Of a brother or a friend. I thought of all the children, Of the mothers and the wives, Of fathers, sons and husbands With interrupted lives. I thought about a graveyard At the bottom of the sea Of unmarked graves

To All Cell Phone Users
Here is something worth knowing if you have a mobile phone... Have you ever wondered why phone companies don't seem interested in trying to prevent the theft of mobile phones? If you have ever lost, or had one stolen, and if you are on a plan, you still have to pay the plan approximately up to 24 months, and you have to buy another handset and enter into another contract. This is more revenue for the phone company. There is a simple way of making lost or stolen mobiles useless to thieves and the phone companies know about it, but keep it quiet. To check your mobile phone's serial number, key in the following on your phone: star-hash-zero-six-hash ( * # 0 6 # ) and a fifteen digit code will appear on the screen. This is unique to your handset. Write it down and keep it safe. Should your mobile phone get stolen, you can phone your service provider and give them this code. They will then be able to block your handset, so even if the thief changes the sim card, your

For The Women
She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee. Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box. Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week. Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl. And her husband is on the back of the milk carton. WOMEN'S REVENGE "Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet, I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse. "So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked. "No," she replied, " but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally." UNDERSTANDING WOMEN (A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE) I know I'm not going to understand women. I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root, and STILL be afraid of a spider. MARRIAGE SEMINAR While attending a Marriage Seminar dealing with communication, Tom and his wife Grace listened to the instr

Oh How Times Has Changed!
I found this site and thought Id share it just put in your birthday and see what was going on when you were born I added mine below enjoy! http://www.dmarie.com/timecap/ Friday, April 02, 1965 Top News Headlines This Week: Apr 2 - Hochhuths play "Stellvertreter" banned in Italy Apr 3 - 1st atomic powered spacecraft (snap) launched Apr 4 - Mickey Wright wins LPGA Baton Rouge Golf Invitational Apr 5 - 37th Academy Awards - "My Fair Lady," Rex Harrison & J Andrews win Apr 5 - Lava Lamp Day celebrated Apr 5 - US performs nuclear test at Nevada Test Site Top Songs for 1965 Help! by Beatles Yesterday by Beatles I Got You Babe by Sonny & Cher You've Lost The Lovin' Feelin' by Righteous Brothers Satisfaction by Rolling Stones Downtown by Petula Clark Turn! Turn! Turn! by Byrds Mrs. Brown You've Got a Lovely Daughter by Herman's Hermits I Can't Help Myself by Four Tops This Diam

Good, Better And Best
GOOD In Richardson, Texas State Trooper was running radar. He had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn't getting any. Then he discovered the problem. A 12 year old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign which read "RADAR TRAP AHEAD!" The officer later found a young accomplice down the road with a sign reading, "TIPS" and a bucket full of money. (And we used to just sell lemonade!) BETTER A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar post in Plano, Texas. A $40 speeding ticket was included. Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $40. The police responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs. BEST A young woman was pulled over in Austin, Texas for speeding. As the TX State Trooper walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she said, "I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the Texas State Police Ball." He replied, "Texas State Troopers don't have balls." There was a moment of silence

This Will Make You Wonder
This will make you wonder........ Hospital Chart Notes....Funny Actual writings from hospital charts: 1 . The patient refused autopsy. 2. The patient has no previous history of suicides. 3. Patient has left white blood cells at another hospital. 4. She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night. 5. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year. 6. On the second day the knee was better, and on the third day it disappeared. 7. The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be depressed. 8. The patient has been depressed since she began seeing me in 1993. 9. Discharge status: Alive but without permission. 10. Healthy appearing decrepit 69-year old male, mentally alert but forgetful. 11. Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch. 12. She is numb from her toes down. 13. While in ER, she was examined, X-rated and sent home. 14. The skin was moist an

Another Blonde Joke
A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started." Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?" The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger." Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger." He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then .." He sighed................ (scroll down) "Let's put all the Frosted Flakes back in the box."

Hehehe
A woman decided to have a facelift for her 50th birthday. She spends $15,000 and feels pretty good about the results. On her way home, she stops at a newsstand to buy a newspaper. Before leaving, she says to the clerk, "I hope you don't mind my asking, but how old do you think I am?" "About 32," is the reply. "Nope! I'm exactly 50", the woman says happily. A little while later she goes into McDonald's and asks the counter girl the very same question. The girl replies, "I'd guess about 29." The woman replies with a big smile, "Nope, I'm 50." Now she's feeling really good about herself. She stops in a drug store on her way down the street. She goes up to the counter to get some mints and asks the clerk this burning question. The clerk responds, "Oh, I'd say around 30." Again she proudly responds, "I'm 50, but thank you!" While waiting for the bus to go home, she asks an old man waiting next to her the same question. He replies, Lady, I'm 78 and my eyesight is going. Al

Hahahaha
There's this guy in a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half-an-hour. Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says: "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't see a man crying." "No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outraged, fires me. When I leave the building to go to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police, they say they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave the cab, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison..."

Children
After creating heaven and earth, God created Adam and Eve. And the first thing he said was "DON'T!" "Don't what?" Adam replied. "Don't eat the forbidden fruit." God said. "Forbidden fruit? We have forbidden fruit? Hey Eve..we have forbidden fruit!!!!!" "No Way!" "Yes way!" "Do NOT eat the fruit!" said God. "Why" "Because I am your Father and I said so!" God replied, wondering why He hadn't stopped creation after making the elephants. A few minutes later, God saw His children having an apple break and He was angry! "Didn't I tell you not to eat the fruit?" God asked. "Uh huh," Adam replied. "Then why did you?" said the Father. "I don't know," said Eve. "She started it!" Ad