Last night I had a dream where I was at a bachelor party at my friends house. There where 4 strippers who just happened to be Jenna Haze, Auroro Snow, and 2 other fine chicks one of them kind of looked like Tawny Roberts but wasn't and the other was some cute brunette (all porn stars for those of you who don't know). After they got there they just start dyking out and eating each others pussies, and flirting with everybody.
For some reason my friends grandma was home at the time and she was not very happy about the whole scene and called the cops. So everyone was leaving and Jenna told me that her and the other girls didn't have anywhere to go around here and asked if it was ok if they came over to my house and got high. Then instead of the dream turning into some kind of crazy sex orgy with me and 4 hot freaky as hell girls, I actually said that it wasn't a good idea because it was morning and I had to go to work soon.
So I know what your thinking and upon awakening this morning even I thought I was gay, and couldn't for the life of me figure out why I could have possibly thought that work would have been more important. Especially since the only reason anybody gets up and goes to work is so they can keep themselves alive long enough so that some day they can be caught into this situation where your craziest fantasy comes true.
I think that this is my brains new way of having nightmares since the ones I have of being eaten by snakes, falling off of cliffs onto jagged rocks, or being shot in the face by shotguns don't really have much of an effect on me anymore. So now I think my brain is finding other ways to freak me out.
Beaner you where right I really can fuck up a wet dream
