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Orange Balls
INGREDIENTS: * 12 ounces vanilla wafer cookies, crushed * 1 cup confectioners' sugar * 1/4 cup butter, room temperature * 1/2 cup orange juice concentrate, thawed * 1/2 teaspoon vanilla extract * 1 cup chopped pecans * sifted confectioners' sugar or coconut for coating PREPARATION: Combine cookie crumbs and 1 cup confectioners' sugar; blend in butter. Stir in orange juice concentrate; add vanilla and nuts. Shape mixture into balls about the size of walnuts; shake in food storage bag with sifted confectioners' sugar or coconut Arrange orange balls in single layer on waxed paper-lined cookie sheet; store uncovered overnight in refrigerator for best flavor. Makes about 3 dozen.

Pumpkin Cookie Recipe
INGREDIENTS: * 1/2 cup butter, room temperature * 1/2 cup granulated sugar * 1/2 cup light brown sugar, firmly packed * 1/4 cup molasses * 1 egg * 1 cup pumpkin purée, canned or homemade* * 2 cups all-purpose flour * 1 teaspoon baking soda * 1 1/2 teaspoons cinnamon * 1/2 teaspoon nutmeg * 1/2 cup milk * sifted confectioners' sugar, for dusting PREPARATION: In a large mixing bowl, cream butter and sugar until light and fluffy. Beat in molasses and egg. Stir in the pumpkin purée. In anotherbowl, sift together the flour, baking soda, cinnamon, and nutmeg. Stir flour mixture into the creamed mixture along with the milk. Blend thoroughly but do not over beat. Drop cookie dough by rounded teaspoonfuls onto greased baking sheets. Bake at 375° for about 12 minutes, until set. Cool for a minute; remove to racks and continue to cool. Dust pumpkin cookies with sifted confectioners' sugar.To make pumpkin purée, cut pumpkin in h

Easy Tricky Treat
INGREDIENTS: * 1 large navel orange * sherbet or ice cream * candy corn PREPARATION: Make an orange jack-o-lantern. Cut large orange one third from the top and scoop out the pulp. Chop and reserve. Draw jack-o-lantern face on the orange. Partly fill orange with fruit and top with a scoop of sherbet or ice cream. Replace top third of orange as a jaunty cap. Garnish with a piece of candy corn for the pumpkin stem.

House Music....my Styleeeeeeee
Hi all LC's Want to listen to some great dance music created by........well me (a cherry newbie) Just wanted to introduce a few little musical projects I have going on at the moment. D-White Noise My House/ Progressive House/ Techno profile and Me Mood My IDM/ ambient/ experimental profile Once I work out this LC thing I'll get some pumping tunes on here but for now visit:- www.myspace.com/dwhitenoise www.myspace.com/MeMood to listen to my musical creations..... If you like become a fan. New friends are always welcome.... Dave D-White Noise Me Mood

Pumpkin Cupcakes
INGREDIENTS: * 2 1/4 cups all-purpose flour, sift before measuring * 1 tablespoon baking powder * 1/2 teaspoon baking soda * 1/2 teaspoon salt * 3/4 teaspoon ground cinnamon * 1/2 teaspoon ground ginger * 1/2 teaspoon ground nutmeg * 1/2 cup butter, softened * 1 1/3 cups sugar * 2 eggs, beaten until frothy * 1 cup mashed cooked or canned pumpkin * 3/4 cup milk * 3/4 cup chopped walnuts or pecans PREPARATION: Sift together the flour, baking powder, baking soda, salt, ginger, cinnamon, and nutmeg into a bowl. Cream butter and sugar until light and fluffy; beat in eggs. Blend in mashed pumpkin. Stir in the sifted dry ingredients alternately with the milk, blending until batter is smooth after each addition; stir in chopped walnuts or pecans. Spoon batter into well-greased and floured or paper-lined muffin pan cups. Fill about 2/3 full. Bake at 375° for 25 minutes, or until a wooden pick or cake tester inserted in cente

Depression, And My Fave Holiday....
I want my son to be home so bad right now. It is getting close to my fave holiday, and knowing he will be stuck at the hospital, just makes me sad. Lately I just want to be by myself. Just me and my son, no one else. According to my dr, it is post-partum depression. I dont want to talk to anyone, I dont want to do anything, all I want is my son. He is my best friend. You should see the way he looks at his mommy. He knows when I am there, and if I am not holding him, he is looking around for me. We have such a special bond. That no one can break. So please understand if I do not talk to anyone for awhile. I just need some time to myself. This is a very crazy time for me, and I just need some time to myself. So please just give me a few days, to be by myself, and to spend some quality alone time with my son, because that is what I need right now. Thank you for understanding.

Owl Cookies
Owl Cookies Make these cute cookies for Halloween or any kids' party. As a variation for a Harry Potter party, decorate these cookies with some white icing then add the chocolate chip or candy eyes afterwards for "Hedwig" cookies! * 2 1/2 cups all-purpose flour * 2 teaspoons baking powder * 1/4 teaspoon baking soda * 1/2 teaspoon salt * 3/4 cup butter ( 1 1/2 sticks), room temperature * 1 cup light brown sugar, firmly packed * 1 egg * 1 teaspoon vanilla extract * 1 1/2 ounces unsweetened chocolate, melted and cooled * chocolate chips, about 3 to 4 dozen (or use other candies for eyes) * cashews, about 3 to 4 dozen Sift together the flour, baking powder, baking soda, and salt. In a mixing bowl, cream butter and sugar; beat in egg and vanilla, beating until smooth and creamy. Gradually blend in dry ingredients. Remove about 2/3 of the cookie dough to a floured surface. To the remaining dough, add the cooled melted chocolate, bl

New Article On Ac For Halloween!
Just a fast note from an Internet cafe around the corner from work ... I have a new article on Halloween posted at AC, and I'd appreciate it, if you enjoyed the piece, to please vote for it (use the stars up by my picture). Thanks - I'm up to my eyeballs in two new articles coming out soon, so stay tuned, I'll be back in the swing soon. Halloween: For Kids And Adults, Right?

My Nude Pics
Well... hello Cherries! I hope everyone is doing well. I decided to put up some nude photos after a long deliberation. So they are there, but only my family members are allowed to see. So if you would like to see them, write me and ask me to add you to my family. That is all... then after that, all i ask is you rate them and comment! Rob

This Is Too Funny!
Subject: They walk among us. Some guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying: "Free to good home. You want it, you take it." For three days the fridge sat there without even one person looking twice at it. He eventually decided that people were too un-trusting of this deal. It looked to good to be true, so he changed the sign to read: "Fridge for sale $50." The next day someone stole it. Caution... They Walk Among Us! ==================== While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent which direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want the sun waking him up every morning. She asked, "Does the sun rise in the north?" When my brother explained that the sun rises in the east, and has for sometime, she shook her head and said, "Oh, I don't keep up with that stuff." They Walk Among Us!! ====================

From Ben Stein
The following was written by Ben Stein and recited by him on CBS Sunday Morning Commentary. Herewith a few confessions from my beating heart: I have no freaking clue who Nick and Jessica are. I see them on the cover of People and Us constantly when I am buying my dog biscuits and kitty litter. I often ask the checkers at the grocery stores. They never know who Nick and Jessica are either. Who are they? Will it change my life if I know who they are and why they have broken up? Why are they so important? I don't know who Lindsay Lohan is either, and I do not care at all about Tom Cruise's wife. Am I going to be called before a Senate committee and asked if I am a subversive? Maybe, but I just have no clue who Nick and Jessica are. If this is what it means to be no longer young. It's not so bad. Next confession: I am a Jew, and every single one of my ancestors was Jewish. And it does not bother me even a little bit when people call those beautiful lit up, bejeweled trees Christmas

Just Cuz
Have you ever thought about the pain of learning that sometimes there isnt going to be anymore. Of not seeing someone anymore. No more hugs, no more special moments to celebrate together, no more phone calls just to chat, no more just one minute. Sometimes, what we care about the most gets all used up and goes away. Never to return before we can say good-bye, or say I love you. While we have it...it's best we love it and care for it and fix it when it's broken. This would be true for a marriage or an old car. For children with bad report cards or dogs with bad hips. Of aging parents and grandparents. They are worth it, because you are worth it. Some things we keep--like a best friend or a classmate we grew up with who moved away. There are just some things that make us happy, no matter what. That's because life in itself is important and special, like people we know who are special. . .and so, we keep them close! I recieved this from someone who thought I was a "keeper"! And I sent

My Birthday
What my birthday reveals about me December 17th Archers celebrating birthdays on this date are an intriguing blend of the optimism, directness, and foresight of Sagittarius and the ambition, shrewdness, and practicality common to the number seventeen. Success comes to your through your own ideas and your ability to convince others of their viability. Your intuition gives you a sense of how things are likely to turn out, thus allowing you to chart the future course of events. Personality integrity is your strong point and helps you build a reputation for honesty and hard work. As a practical realist, you garner a good deal of responsibility. However, your shoulders are broad and more capable le of bearing the burden. December 17th individuals have the courage and vitality to achieve a goal they set for themselves. You're both a doer and a thinker. A traveler heart, your restless nature impels you to be either physically or mentally on the go at all times. With your boundless enth

Needs Some Love Please Help..
hey you guys well i hate to do this but im in a contest for piercings an im totaly getting my ass kicks any help would be great!!!! please hehe well here is the link ty muchly ~meany lol wow that contest is still going so if u havnt gone over an checked it out make sure you do leave a comment an a rating please an ty [ LostCherry.com photo: 3816421927 ]

What A Kiss Really Means...
what a kiss really means... +Kiss on the stomach = Im ready +Kiss on the Forehead ="i hope we're together forever" +Kiss on the Ear = Your my everything +Kiss on the Cheek = "We're friends" +Kiss on the Hand = "I adore you" +Kiss on the Neck = "we belong together" +Kiss on the Shoulder = "I want you" +Kiss on the Lips = I love you" What the gesture means... +Holding Hands = "we definitely love each other" +Slap on the Butt = "That's mine" +Holding on tight = "i don't want to let go" +Looking into each other's Eyes = "i just plain love you" +Playing with Hair = "Tell me you love me" +Arms around the Waist = "I love you too much to let go" +Laughing while Kissing = "I am completely comfortable with you" --Advice-- + Dont ask for a kiss, take one +If you were thinking about someone while reading this, you're definitely in Love. --Requirements-- +Post this again after reading!! Or you will have a bad year of Relationships. If you LIKE, LOVE, OR MISS some

My Intelligence Lvl
Your Dominant Intelligence is Musical Intelligence Every part of your life has a beat, and you're often tapping your fingers or toes. You enjoy sounds of all types, but you also find sound can distract you at the wrong time. You are probably a gifted musician of some sort - even if you haven't realized it. Also a music lover, you tend to appreciate artists of all kinds. You would make a great musician, disc jockey, singer, or composer. What Kind of Intelligence Do You Have?

Pumpkin Tartlets
INGREDIENTS: * 30 mini phyllo or fillo shells, thawed * 1 1/2 cups half-and-half * 3 large eggs * 1/4 cup granulated sugar * 1/2 cup brown sugar * 1 teaspoon ground cinnamon * 1/2 teaspoon ground ginger * 1/2 teaspoon ground nutmeg * dash salt * 1 1/2 cups pumpkin puree * 1/2 cup whipping cream PREPARATION: Butter a shallow 1 1/2-quart baking dish. Heat oven to 325°. Heat half-and-half over medium heat until it begins to simmer. Remove from heat and set aside. In a mixing bowl, beat eggs with the sugars, spices, and salt. Stir in pumpkin puree and half-and-half. Pour the pumpkin mixture into the prepared baking dish. Set dish in a larger shallow baking pan and set on oven rack near center of oven. Pour hot water into the larger pan to a depth of about 1 inch. Bake for about 45 to 55 minutes, or until custard is set and a knife inserted near the center comes out clean. Cool then spoon into the mini shells. Refrigerat

Halloween Mud Pie
INGREDIENTS: * 1 jar (12 ounces) chocolate fudge sauce * 1 prepared 9-inch graham cracker pie crust * 1 1/2 pints orange sherbet * 1/2 cup miniature semisweet chocolate chips PREPARATION: Using a rubber spatula, spread the chocolate fudge sauce evenly over the pie crust. Set it in the freezer to harden. Remove the sherbet from the freezer to soften slightly. In a medium bowl, combine the sherbet and the mini chocolate chips with a large spoon. Remove the crust from the freezer. Spoon the sherbet mixture on the crust. Smooth the top with spatula. Return to the freezer until ready to serve.

Can I Get A Serious Answer?
WHY? WHY IS IT THAT EVERYTIME I TAKE ONE STEP FORWARD U TAKE THREE STEP BACK? AM I NOT WHAT YOU WANTED..WHY CAN'T I BE HAPPY? IT SEEMS I CAN'T MAKE ANYONE HAPPY NOT EVEN MYSELF...WHY DON'T U CARE ABOUT ME? WHY CAN'T YOU TRUST ME? WHAT DO I DO? LEAVE? APOLOGIZE? BUT FOR WHAT WHEN ALL U DO IS TAKE STEPS BACKWARDS.....YEA WE NOT THE SAME PERSON..BUT DAMN CAN I GET SOME KIND OF RESPECT? WHY CAN'T U LOVE ME AND REALLY WANT TO LOVE ME? WHY ARE YOU SOO INTO OTHER THINGS BESIDES ME? WHY CAN'T I HAVE SOME ATTENTION? WHY WON'T I JUST GET OVER IT SINCE IT WILL NEVER HAPPEN? GUESS I GOTTA CHOICE TO MAKE...NOW...BUT I WAS JUST WONDERING WHY?

Sunshyne Video Huge Halloween 35% Off Sale!
Sunshyne Video Huge Halloween 35% Off Sale! (Please help us get the word out by reposting this as a one of your bulletins) That’s Right! Get 35% off everything in the store (except Magazines) on Friday October 27th, Saturday October 28th and Halloween Tuesday October 31st 2006 Between 5 Pm and Closing time! To Get this discount simply come into the store wearing your Halloween costume & Let us Take your picture! It’s That Easy! Get your costume on and come visit us to get your huge 35% discount in addition to our already low low prices! This also applies to all catalog orders!!! Please ask any store clerk for details if you need more information! Example of Savings: Reg Price $19.95 Sale Price $12.97 Reg Price $9.95 Sale Price $6.47 Reg Price $10.50 Sale Price $6.83 Reg Price $15.95 Sale Price $10.37 Reg Price $39.95 Sale Price $25.97 Reg Price $5.00 Sale Price $3.25 Reg Price $24.95 Sale Price $16.22 Reg Price $21.95 Sale Price $14.27 Sunshyne Video is

I Went To Walmart And Was Kicked Out
so i went to walmart today cuz i used to work there and they have EVERYTHING.... so i went in and looked around the store for 4 hrs and without avail i still couldnt find it.... so i walked up to the courtsy desk and asked for a manager cuz i had a complaint so they called for the manager and they took me in the back room and asked "what happened and what was wrong...." i politily responded "walmart is spose to have everything you need right??" they said "tis right sir everything that you need is here." i looked around and said "well ur missing something...." they stared at me blankly as i continued "well i need a life and u guys dont sell one here at all... i made a bet with someone and now im gonna lose cuz you guys didnt have everything that i needed...." they looked at me funny and started to laugh as they asked " are u serious???" i looked at them and asked "do i look serious to u???" next thing i know a cop is there and i got escorted off the premsis... do u

Miss You All
Hey i just wanted to let you all know i have not for gotton any of you all. Sorry i have not been on here in awhile. I have been working alot of hours and getting ready to get promoted as well and also been working with a new country artist named Eddy Austin. we are getting ready to make another music video in about a month or so. So bare with me everyone and wish me lots of luck. if you like you can check out his page at www.eddyaustinproductions.com i know if you all check out his page you will love his music. Love you all and miss you bunches. have a great weekend and be safe and also have a HAPPY HALLOWEEN.......

Bush Is A Dork!!!
Okay, this was kinda weird, but for whatever reason, I feel as though I must write it down... I had a dream last night that our wonderful President Bush performed a hostile takeover of the White House, by ordering all personnel who disagreed with HIS viewpoints, to leave the premises immediately. Upon completion of this hostile takeover, he ordered the Pentagon be blown to bits. And his little robots did as they were told. Nothing but smoke and ash in the shape of a pentagon. Once the Pentagon was blown up, all civilian people who disagreed with Bush, were ordered to WALK west. Not drive, WALK!!! Millions upon millions of people did just that. Then I woke up. WTF??? What does this dream mean? Have I lost it? Or is there some deep meaning to this dream that I just don't get. I don't dream much, but when I do, I know there's something behind it. Let me know what you think about this dream. It's true I hate Bush with a passion, but WTF??? Okay,

Simple And Blunt Lyrics
Check it out... Anther fuckin sampler, I won't even front I'll fuckin tell you all about our shit, simple and blunt And if you take the time to listen as I run this down Maybe you might even dig our shit and understand the wicked clown We forever underground cause up on the surface They've always said we talentless pieces of shit and worthless, Yet,as I'm writing this now, I glance over at the wall and I don't know how But we got two platinum albums and another four gold And we never used MTV, we went up the back road And built a fanbase that's so behind the clown That they'll tear your fuckin city in half to show they down! But see that's just it though, It ain't a fan base It's a family drawn together like we from outer space I mean, we call ourselves juggalos, I guess that explain it We relate cause we been through the same kinds of pain I mean, ICP don't rap about the money we get Because half the juggalos so broke they stealing our shit And they don't wan

A Day In The Life Of Gh0stwraith
Before you read this, I will tell you this is a fictional story I wrote about a online game I play called planetside. ;) If your a gammer you might just like it. Pls feel free to let me know your thoughts and comments.. A Day in the Life of Gh0sTWrAiTh The Siege of Faro Blackness… Slowly, I try to open my eyes and think to myself, “Can I see? What will I see?” My body tingles all over. It feels like my skin is crawling, everything moving by its own accord. I’m not sure what this is, but it feels so… familiar. Why does it feel like something is regenerating me, making me stronger and rejuvenating me? Is this a new body? I still have all my old memories of home, but the intensity of the pain is relentless. The memory of being shot by a sniper five hundred yards away still resonates through my skull. I can still feel the bullet ripping through my Rexo-suit, burning into my flesh, deep into my heart, causing it to stop beating. The pain and the burning are unbearable. My

New Story
Iam currently working on a new erotic story....when I finish it Ill have it on disc so if anyone would be interested in reading just let me know and Ill be able to email it to ya....Also if anyone knows where I could send my stories to be published online that would be awesome as well....

I Have Some Fucked Up Friends On My List
I hate going here but shit its the damn truth, I have ALOT of people on my friends list that say they cant stand that Stooge whats his name Curly? Oh wait no I meant FAT SONNY. I swear people talk all this shit about him and they say how his family members rig the contests. Well this is a fair contest so far cause any one can vote 500 times if they like, and i amd having troubly getting at least one vote. COMEONE PEOPLE SPAM THE HELL OUT OF THE COMMENTS. JUST PLEASE SHOW UP GIVE ME YOUR BEST SHOT. IF YOU WANNA STAY FOR LIKE 5 MINS AND KEEP ON VOTING PLEASE DO JUST SAY SOMETHING IN YOUR FIRST COMMENT, COPY THAT BITCH AND PASTE AGAIN AN RESEND PLEASE GO HERE TO VOTE http://lostcherry.com/viewimage.php?u=202730&albumid=81342&i=3933184538 and please VOTE YOUR ASSES OFF AND SPAM THEM COMMENTS

A Month Early But Maybe U Can Pull This On Someone
One year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my sister's house for the traditional feast. Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom decided to play a trick. She told my sister that she needed something from the store. When my sister left, my mom took the turkey out of the oven, removed the stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen, and inserted it into the turkey, and re-stuffed the turkey. She then placed the bird(s) back in the oven. When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the turkey out of the oven and proceeded to remove the stuffing. When her serving spoon hit something, she reached in and pulled out the little bird. With a look of total shock on her face, my mother exclaimed, "Patricia, you've cooked a pregnant bird!" At the reality of this horrifying news, my sister started to cry. It took the family two hours to convince her that turkeys lay eggs!

Read My First Blog
Well this is my very first blog and why not post up a quiz you can take, it tells you a little about me. I only took this quiz because a good friend of mine had taken it first(nessa786). Hopefully you'll see me differently than others here on LC, I am a real down to earth kind of person who enjoys the life I am living.I will post more things going on in my life in my next blog, I have to go outside and work on my 1984 Ford F-150 4x4. I just removed the automatic Transmission yesterday and I am putting in a manual 4 speed transmission new steering column and other components so I can get it ready for winter. If you visit my page please leave me some comments on my photos, or just stop by and leave me a profile comment, I will return the favor. Thanks for reading my first blog, this was fun. Dennis You scored as April. APRIL: Active and dynamic. Decisive. Attractive and affectionate to oneself. Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic. Consoling, friendly and solves people's pro

Determination Is Willfully Being Courageous To Use Your Power Of Love!
PAEAN SYSTEMS Calling all bright minds to awake and put your Attention to Intention and co-create your own magik successfully by living life powerfully, passionate and fearless! Cheers to the Brightness of your Mind Body Spirit and Soul!... Using Your Power Self-Determination Why When How to create Magik? Our lives are defined by the decisions we make each day. When we choose one option over another, whether we are selecting a restaurant or considering a cross-country move, we shape our lives. The decision-making process can be empowering, allowing us to enjoy the benefits of self-determination. Yet it can also be a source of anxiety because decisions force us to face the possibility of dissatisfaction and inner conflict. As a result, many of us opt to avoid making decisions by allowing others to make them for us. We consequently turn our power over to spouses, relatives, friends, and colleagues, granting them the stewardship of our lives that is ours by right. Though the dec

What Surrounds You
Friday, October 27, 2006 What surrounds you The things that surround you can exert a powerful influence on you. And you can use that influence to your advantage. Surround yourself with positive influences. Let them serve as subtle and constant reminders to be your very best. Arrange your physical environment so that it encourages and promotes focus and creativity. Choose to spend your time surrounded by things that lift you up. Get yourself around people who will reinforce the values and goals you consider to be most meaningful. Spend time with people who challenge you to be your best. Seek out situations that enable you to connect with and fulfill your most deeply held purposes. Learn which surroundings inspire you most, and find a way to spend time in them. Though it is certainly possible to flourish in spite of your surroundings, life proceeds much more smoothly when your environment exerts a positive influence. Surround yourself with the best you can imagine, a

Ben And Jon
My baby is over again. Arrived Thursday night. Entered the house with a big kiss and hug! We cuddled all night..well that's when we wern't making love. Ben and Jon(my son) met things are going good. Can't wait to spend all weekend with them both. Ben is bringing me to meet his dad tomorrow. I am looking forward to it.

Is It Me ?????
Hi everyone, cool guys and sexy ladies. Is it me or LostCherry is messing actually ? the scrolling gallery don't stop block, the changes i make on profile are lost ...... do you have the same problems ???

You Poor Pathetic Tool.
"Hey, mami! i rated u a 10!!! 2 bad aint no 11s. letz fuk!" I know I am a social retard, but something tells me that you aren't automatically entitled to monkey lovings just because you told the woman she was attractive.

I Saw This Thing On Tv The Other Day...
If any of you watch Tyra then you might have seen this. I watch the show that had these twins on it. It was about how someone apperance effects how poeple are treated. They took these beautiful thin model type twin girls and transformed one of them in to a not so attractive person. Well the self esteam part showed as soon as the transformation was complete. She didn't smile much. Walked around with her sholders hunched. Mind you she was not told to do this. So as a person that is beautiful everyday she already felt like crap. So the made resumes for both the girls and the one that was transformed had a extensive resume and the other on had one that had exp like baby sitting and I think fast food jobs. But nothing was held for over 3 months. RThey got sent in for interviews at various places. As you probably aready seen this coming yep the prettier ond with "no" experiance got all the jobs and the one that was qualified got told that they would keep her resume on file.

Urgent!! Need Everyone's Help Asap!
Hi I got the link for this really late, but I need all of you to help me try to catch up and win this contest! I would really appreciate it very much. Make sure to vote for "Lex" http://friends.freakdaddys.com/voteme2/vote.pl

Show Your Love Today
I think we all get a little too cought up in who is hott and who is not. What do you say we all go out on the CT today and meet a stranger. Pay them a heart felt compliment and help them by rating and commenting there pics. Not because they are hot or popular. Lets get away from the highschool antics and take CT back. Make it a community where everyone is involved.

The Broken Chain
I am not sure who wrote this but it is beautiful so I wanted to put it here for everyone to read. The broken chain We little knew that day God was going to call your name . In life we loved you dearly. In death we do the same It broke our hearts to lose you. You did not go alone. For part of us went with you. The day GOD called you home. You left us beautiful memories. Your love is still our guide. And though we can not see you. you are always at our side. Our family chain is broken. And nothing means the same. But as god calls us one by one. The chain will link again.

Waiting
Waiting to hear the clock slowly tick in torture to light a ciggerette I don't want to call and know there will be no answer to be jealous and not know of what-of whom to hear footsteps and believe they are yours and knowing they are not to crush the ciggerette I did not want to call again and hear only a constant ring to peer through the window into darkness to hear a car door open and hope he's hom he's safe tears, relief it's over untill next time

The Turtle Results Are In !!
The debate on: If a turtle looses his shell, is he naked or homeless? is over and the results are in. You have decided that he is............ HOMELESS !!! Thanks to all who took the time to vote and comment. if you want to.

Together We Are One
I feel your caring your loving and sharing you bring magic to my life, rainbows, laughter, joy ever after My love for you Is as enduring as the sea embracing all you are or were Or ever shall be We are a miracle as bright as any star accepting each other just exactly as we are Its true, so true I've found my home in you

There's Only One You
There's only one you no one else ever, There's only one you for now and forever. There's only one dream the dream that we share Though life used to seem as empty as air. There's only one one you to others I am blind you're really unique Just one of a kind There's only one love How easy to see There's only one you for always for me!!

Stand Beside Me
When I think I am all alone I know I can always depend on you To stand beside me and to love me No matter what I say or do This special day in our life Is filled with family, friends and love and has recieved a proper blessing From someone up above. The vows that we made today Have been said by all mankind The meaning may be different for each of us BUt the words have been around for a long time I promise to love and honor "till death do us part" For you've always had your own little space Deep inside my heart Words are nice but they are not enough to tell you how I feel Regardless of how tough life is I know our love is real

Hold Me
Hold Me Hold me hold me close tell me how much you love me how my hair is dark brown silk caressing your fingertips Hold me hold me close tonight is special to me tell me how I'm the only girl who mattered this much for awhile tell me my eyes are velvet hold me hold me close tonight is special to me

Eternity
Eternity hand in hand that night we had walked quite far when a shimmer of light from a dyeing star reached out of the curved, black seas of space to gently brush your lovely face I held you close and kissed you. Then the universe turned young again the earth stood under trembling skies and my future glowed within your eyes

Discovery
Discovery I never thought that anyone could simply say Hello and all at once fill all my dreams with such a warming glow I never thought that anyone could merely smile at me and in that moment have my heart for all eternity I never thought that anyone could make my life a song so full of love for all my days..... untill you came along

Do You Know What Makes A Woman Special?
Well I'm not an expert but let's see if I have the right idea..... > It's not always what you see on the outside... > It's not in the clothes she wears.. > It's not the size of her backside... > Or the what she does'nt wear.... > A woman can be alot of things... > A daughter,a mother,a wife,a friend, or a fling.... But to me what makes a woman special is the beauty that God gave her on the inside and outside....We spend a lot of time judging a woman by the way she looks....Thank God he made them ALL beautiful....But we should be looking in their eyes to see what they are really made of..They may come off as a b.t.h but deep inside there is the heart and soul of a very special person....I believe that all woman should be adored and loved because they are created with a piece of us men..therefore if we treat them wrong we are lacking respect for us... Always show every woman the respect they deserve.....because without them we'd all be queers......I hope I made my point...love all

I Was Once Told And I Believe To Be True!!!
Sometimes... Sometimes people come into your life and you know right away that they were meant to be there,to serve some sort of purpose, TEACH YOU A LESSON,or to help you figure out who you are or who you want to become. You never know who these people may be possibly your roommate, neighbor, professor, long lost friend, lover, or even a complete stranger, but when you lock eyes with them, you know at that very moment they will affect your life in some profound way.And sometimes things happen to you that may seem horrible, painful, and unfair at first, but in reflection you find that without overcoming those obstacles you would have never realized your potential, strength, willpower, or heart. Everything happens for a reason. Nothing happens by chance or by means of good luck. Illness, injury, love, lost moments of true greatness, and sheer stupidity all occur to test the limits of your soul. Without these small tests, whatever they may be, life would be like a smoothly paved

Ah, The Pursuit Of Love
Ah, the pursuit of love. Love is our greatest source of happiness and it does not have to depend on random chance. So let us begin the search. The search for that perfect mate is really a quest for wholeness - a completion of oneself. Finding your soul mate is what true seekers of love wish for. It is believed that soul mates were created together in the beginning and share a unique destiny. Perhaps created as one, they were separated into two spheres of being-one in a masculine polarity and the other in a feminine polarity-but each with the same pattern of divine identity. Their tie is eternal, and after they have found each other they will be together forever. But not all the beautiful and soul fulfilling loves stories are those of finding your one true love. Some believe we can have many soul mates. Soul mates sometimes share a complementary calling in life. They are partners and helpmates who are often working to develop the same virtues and fulfill the oneness that is so

Taste
I taste you there just on the tip of my tongue You hit me only the way you could and I felt again You told me youd call me and you did You came to hang out and oh what a time we had You held me only the way you could and kissed me deeply You told me you'd come back for more I'll go now and dream sweet dream of me and you Going wild in my king size bed till dawn Keeping eachother awake for more Touching in the secret spots only we can share Back agin for more and more Moaning till it hurts then moaning for more

Wha Creature Are You
You scored as Angel. Angel: Angels are the guardians of all things, from the smallest ant to the tallest tree. They give inspiration, love, hope, and positive emotion. They live among humans without being seen. They are the good in all things, and if you feel alone, don't fear. They are always watching. Often times they merely stand by, whispering into the ears of those who feel lost. They would love nothing more then to reveal themselves, but in today's society, this would bring havoc and many unneeded questions. Give thanks to all things beautiful, for you are an Angel.What Mythological Creature are you? (Cool Pics!)created with QuizFarm.com

Trickle
Just a simple trickle from the corner of your eye..it glimmers and it glistens as it slides beneth a lie...it taste a little salty but it dont matter why it seems that there is more than one but i dont understand why...its coming and theyre flowing and driving me insane but calmy i wipe away the tears and bury down the pain...i hear a little giggle inside my mind it tells me that im crazy but i push it to the side...i drive down the uncomfortableness and sleep away the dreams a ittle tiny slice is better for me...a tiny little trickle slideing down my leg just a little more itll take away the pain...a dance a song a kiss at dawn may happy for me be...but what would i do with out the pain that i get from you

Tempting Suicidal Rainbows
Deep within the hatred lies a morbid alliance with you. You who choose to drown your sorrows in the absence of love. To destroy all ties to the outside but for a couple hours where you share yourself with those who dont even know your pain. You deepen the wound and dive into the abysmal world of suicidal rainbows and lick your bleeding heart till your hopes try to aspire in your thoughts. Down trodden and full of dispair you slither into the light of dreams.

Touching Down
Touching down Current mood: annoyed Touching down and spinning abysmally into a torid sleepless fear. A crime to my heart committed and all I can do is turn away the pain inside aches like a burning match on flesh. I can almost smell the sulpher rise and flow through the blood stream. Deep inside my emotions die crawling beside my dreams never touching my reality. A distant kiss embraced in memory. An orgasm felt repeatedly, a soft touch of boundries and a simple scent of wax fills me drowning the thought of forgetting you.Your there damn it I know it.Your wanting meand I feel it. Your my only curse and regretfully Id make the same mistake. If I knew that I would find that one place to carry all my love. I continue to die with out you but there my diamond is glittering on the couch. He fills any void imaginable and reminds me oddly of you though you have nothing to do with each other. I will drown without love but with him Ill die happy

So Called Friend's List
To all my friends and fans those of you who have rated my pic's thanks very much and have a wounderful day. For those who have not, I have rated and commented on all your pic's and would like it if you would return the favor, i don't have a lot of them which is more then what i can say for most of you but hay i still rate and comment on them, it wont hurt you a bit to show some luv. but however if you don't at least rate them im goin to start deleating people off my friends list no point in haveing ya there if your not friend enough to return the favor, / am i right. so keep this in mind and have a good day.

My Band Ratzass Tell Me What You Think ?
--Just an update, since the Wed Reviews didn't do as well as I thought they would, I'm now doing reviews WITH recipe's at the end. Kind of like "Dinner and a Movie" but with less work. This is more like Entree and a Song... Thank Veruca for the idea!-- To me, being from the recording industry and having been there for many years, cover bands are either really good, or really bad. And usually given enough liquid courage, both versions of cover bands can be quite entertaining. This band here from Taylor called "Ratz Ass" is a cover band that is good at what they do since you can hear the passion in the music, but still have the fun energy that unique original music bands have. On a side note, I don't particularly like cover bands, since it's almost like live Kareoke. ANyone can do it. This is just my opinion since I've been in cover bands and we've invited other people on stage to sing songs that I know they could sing better then whoever it was singing at the time. I prefe

Stabbed Torn Apart And Buried Alive
Ive slipped into that darkened place where demons call and slice my flesh where evil dwells in my black heart and indifference is my only fault You turned your back on my when you told me youd be there you broke my heart twice and i act like i dont care ill just be here with the razor blades carving out my tears...my flesh is now my empty ness to place all my fears..you simply just cant take it you turned your back on my and now ill stab you in the back if you let me You said youd love me no matter what....I guess you lied again...gee what a concept..i hope your happy now in the arms of the illfated child...i hope you satisfied now in the in the slice of the evil cunt...back around to pain and dipped in shit ive been thrown o the wolves and they cant wait to kill me...again

No More
No more heart ache no more pain No more asshooles digging in my brain No more casual conversation No more lifelessness No more jagged razor blades Suicide isnt the answer but it sound so appealing Slowly dripping down my dirty fingertips falling helplessly to the torn apart cement below. My white sneaker slips from its solitary position and collides with the wind whipping the laces back and holding on no more. Tearing me down till Im on my bloody knees. You sip slowly at the pain in you cup that you stole from me

Slipping
Slipping tripping droping down. falling into a bed of roses doused in bloody thorns. Tearing slicing scaring deep. Calmly resting almost asleep. Damage done. My eyes wide, tapping back a fifth and joking, choking on the air. Smoking, toking, here and there. Smile and they think your faking. Turning, puking walking fare. Thinking, screaming, crying, laughing, fucking all is fair. Dreaming, loving, all is gone. God has done his deed, he is done

Drift
Drifting beyond the force. Passing time alone. Lost without the feelings that guide me to my home. Banging my head against tears that hide. Drowning in invisible sorrows and lies. Tapping my toe to the sad beat my heart makes. Alone in an empty room, I shudder. An absent touch, a long lost kiss. A feeling of immortal bliss. Down to the last drop of doubt filled blood I lose. Tainted feelings enwrap my soul. Bound by a hollow heart thats mine alone.

Tapping
Tapping into the vein and dripping blood down to the soul of others I lose myself in these thoughts of pain and deep down I'm relieved I trip over razor blades and bleed internally Reeking Havoc through my mind I want to dream but only nightmares are recieved I can't say these words out loud But I'm screaming right now

Self Tapping Screw
Self tapping screws and pain Simplifying life in ways I cannot hide Drifting in and out of pain like a shirt Only knowing false happiness Lying to those who care Dieing inside to let lose the feelings the tear me apart Drowning in my own tears Drinking until I cannot see clear Dropping down on my scarred knees to pray to a god that does not exhist Begging for a life of normalcy and freedom in thought The voices are coming back and its harder to ignore the pleas of pain Darting back and forth in my mind chasing thoughts I slip down and settle into a ball on the cold concrete shivering Im lost in a world I created and I cant find my way out

Cold
Cold Cold, cold like the dead winter snow. Cold like a spirit constantly haunting my own. Cold… painful, yet, comfortable. I need to be cold to be closer to reality. To be alive, and yet, to be dead. It’s a paradox, the cold is. It’s Life! ~ Rhiannon 9/26/96

Angry
The sad song playing in my head repeats it kills me inside knowing i have no one to remind me of Songs of the heart tear up my mind put me through the world slowly killing me entirely gone temptation evades me nothing to lose Pain to gain hearts to trample downsizing my dreams reality is lost with no way out Anger is my absolution

Everytime
Everytime I turn around its there The feeling and unwanted glare I turn and run head on into a brick wall surrounding My Heart I feel torn and broken and alone Who do I get to share my day with Who do I get to share my pain with Why cant I find someone to share those times

You Looked Away
You looked away And now I’m gone And you know now that ‘forever’ is not very long When I look into your eyes I’m afraid of what I might see And when I look into the sky My heart and soul cry out, wishing to be free! If you are a flame I am the candle that dare not light For what I feel is wrong Is the same thing you feel is right My thoughts confuse me And your words depress me. You have no idea the effect you have on me And I have no idea what is to be. So when I look up at the dark night sky With stars so tiny, yet bright I will make a wish for your happiness And wonder if the decision I made was right. But fear not! For I have a dream That a softly sung lullaby will set us free.

Broken Down
Would you hold me in the dark and tell my tears your fears? Would you help me in my time of need and hold my hand? Would you be the light in the dark among the angry thoughts? Could you tell me how you feel without being afraid of what others would say? Could you kiss me in public and not worry? Would you sit through a movie you hated because you knew i loved it? Would you take me to a resturant you didnt like just to make me smile? Would you accept me for me and never try to change me? Could you be my knight in shining armor? Could you tell me I'm beautiful and mean it every time? I want to tell you what I would do for you but somethings stand in the way. My heart refuses to be there for me but you talk me through my pain and hold my hand even if not in person. Your there for me.

Jagged
Tapping to the drummer in your head Dancing inside because the pain has a rhythm Twitching madly tormenting my heart with hope Not being what anybody wants Pretending not to care Dieing momentarily in a mindless lapse Continued torture of my emotions Red rubies flowing in a cascading waterfall Hitting jagged rocks of life Cutting hopes into nothingness Time flies away from you never wanting to return.

To My Love
01-03-02 i'm just a girl.... a socio-phobic woman... with nothing to give... nowhere to hide... guess i'm not worth being... guess i can't just make you see... i can't explain myself as i wish i could well...let us try... i'm not looking for apologies... not looking for pity or comfort... words spoken even in joke or slight... i cannot begin to show you... bear with me ...or don't... what have you... but i cannot explain myself or tell you what i want from you... i don't want anything from anyone... save for myself to stop the insanity... to be able to speak, where i never was able to wish you would stop and just breathe... you're only making yourself more upset, and i know for that i am to blame... i accept that...as much as you deny it, i know you know it too... we're one of a kind ripping each other apart... and twas i who started it all.. i know you want an explanation... i cannot give a good one... all i can say is a little girl was joked a

Lullabys From A Friend
Hush little baby don't you squall Momma's gonna buy you a crystal ball. And if you still can't see beyond Momma's gonna buy you a magic wand. And if that wand don't change your fate Momma's gonna teach you to levitate. And if the astral makes you sick, Momma's gonna buy you an incense stick. And if that patchouli smells too rank She'll buy you a sensory deprivation tank. And if that tank don't float your bones Momma's gonna buy you some precious stones. And if those gems don't ease your heart Momma's gonna buy you a natal chart. And if your planets go berserk Momma's gonna buy you some bodywork. And if your aura still needs kneading Momma's gonna buy you a past life reading. And if your destiny stays hid Momma's gonna buy you a pyramid. And if your chakras still feel stressed Momma's gonna take you on a vision quest. And if power animals don't come to charm ya Sorry, kid, it's just your karma."

Torn
Torn Torn between life and death; Light and dark; Knowledge and stupidity. Torn between security and paranoia; Sureness and confusion; Feeling so alone, And yet, being all as one. So alone and so misunderstood An open mind contained In a closed-minded realm. Criticized and ostracized By all of those around me. So I write in a little book Searching for my light, my path. Not knowing what I know What is truth, and What I see Who am I? What is fact? What is fiction? Who is for me? Who is the new? Who is the true? What am I saying? What can I do? Who is my god/goddess? Where is my shoe?? ~Rhiannon 9/16/98

Young Patriots
I have wanted to write this entry for a couple of weeks now, but for whatever reason I got side tracked. I think it is time to tell this story. I didn't have a very easy time growing up and when you grow up like did it makes you question your own ability to be a parent. You want to do better, give more and try harder than what you got as a child. I am a person with very low self asteem, so I probably doubt myself more than a "normal" person would. Even though I try very very hard to be a good mom, I never think I do a good enough job. But a couple of weeks ago at a homecoming for troops, my kids put to rest at least one doubt I had. I know in my heart that I am raising two children who love their country and those who protect it. When the buzzer sounded and the huge hangar doors opened on a recent Tuesday afternoon, I felt a sense of pride that I have never felt. Sitting in the stands with one of my soldiers, Jason, were my kids William and Madison. We had taken them out o

Tick Tock
tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock rest is nye impossible to reach everywhere my body aches & weeps throughout my mind, the universe throughout my soul the heart or hearts ripping thru me searing pain joyous cries & helpless things... nowhere to hide no resolution made only one in control of it and yet blasted in the contrary loneliness a step away emptiness never strays all the goodness one could want entrapped within a shroud of cold time makes no difference here it overlaps, though fleetingly passes the smile that awes me gives birth to the void i'm lost in and the time keeps on ticking the thoughts keep on ticking the emptiness is engulfing the good seems so unreal and so far where am i? what is there to do... when the worlds thoughts & emotions engulf my mind? now all i can hear is.... tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick.... *drops* *sighs* Rhiannon written 8-7-06

The Swamp
I am living in a swamp of confusion. Living in a swamp of uncertainty. And sinking deeper into a pit in which I’ve stumbled upon… Not knowing how I can escape. This pit, known as defeat Is trying to pull me into its world unknown… And trying, as it may, I have not given up… For I have something to grasp onto… A rope… of life, love, and light. A light so bright, I wonder how it came to be in a swamp so dark and dreary. The pit and the rope are opposites, Yet of equal strength they pull… Which will win me over? It’s like a tug-of-war, And it’s tearing me apart! I’m so confused! The pit is winning… I feel destroyed, defeated, I’ve nearly given up… But I can’t… I can’t give up! I’m just a few feet away from freedom… But a few feet too many, I’m afraid. I don’t know what to do… I’m so confused! …Wait…I get it now… I am the swamp…and the swamp is me… There’s no fighting it, now. Defeat is apart of me… How do you fight yourself? I feel as though I’ve been fig

The Rush
The Rush A shadow of darkness… An angel of death… A river of blood… And the sky of darkest black… Hovers over us with a wave of sadness. Confusion sets in my mind fast like lightning. Shockwaves run through, Up and down my spine. My adrenaline is pumping, My pulse is racing, And with such rage like no one’s ever seen, I dive overboard, My body crashing into the fierce, dark waters. My will gone, I let myself sink down to the bottom… My eyes open at all times, a blank expression on my face. But should anyone look close enough, They would spy a soul so old and & restless… It could strike fear into the hearts & souls of the most evil beings in creation… Even Evil itself! Rhiannon 1/21/99 revised 1/11/04

The Individual In Society
“The Individual In Society” We are all made up of differences and similarities, Yet many are blinded by our differences They just don’t understand. We have yet to learn from our past mistakes. People choose not to look beyond the background of others. They only see the color of their skin, The way they dress, Their ethnic/religious background… They refuse to see the person within. They don’t want to be proven wrong And to learn that we all are the same. We are all part of the circle of life, And we should stop hating ourselves, For we are unique beings tied together as one, Connected by a single chord, And we should start caring for one another And live in peace and harmony! ~ Rhiannon 9/26/99

The Eternal Flame
The eternal flame Burns deep within With a taste of acid in the air around it. But bitterness does not buy love, my friend. Nor does it help your situation at all… Love Heart And soul!!! These words are unknown to thee. You just toss them around Like pieces on a chess board. You wouldn’t know love if it shot itself into your heart like a samurai. Lonely hearts go unnoticed by people like you Mainly because your emotions are so distorted …almost nonexistent… that you would not be able to recognize feelings of love or sadness, etc… so farewell, my lost angel… I will love you forever more… ~Rhiannon 6/29/99 revised 1/17/04

Survival
Survival Lust Hatred And love An endless void through which we all try to live. There is no peace No feelings of fulfillment or completeness. Only the confusion & frustration that lasts an eternity. Living in a strange world, an eternal darkness Never knowing how nor why we continue to struggle & move on. In the end, there is no wait There is no light of clarity & understanding Just a numb emptiness… The rain keeps falling But none of it reaches your eye It keeps passing you by. Thunder racing in the skies Lightning reflects itself in your eyes Surfing through time Scattered in space Laughing Crying Spitting upon my own image The ripples are small, yet forceful & strong Moving fast against the current. Laughter fades Memories drift But looking in the farthest corner of any room, Whether it be a spark of light Or a bit of shadow, Hope, faith & love still reign! ~Rhiannon revised 1/18/04

Solitude
Solitude Doesn’t anyone hear my cries? Doesn’t anyone feel my pain? Until the time of a new sunrise Shall I cry out in vain? Mine eyes have cried too many tears My body and soul have felt too much pain I’ve had the urge to destroy As I have been destroyed… I’ve had the urge to scream Without the voice… Can’t anyone see? Am I truly alone? Tomorrow, will I be gone? ~ Rhiannon 4/2/98

Silence
Silence There’s silence… Before me…behind me…all around me. Feel like I’m going out of my mind… All alone in a world of nothing. I can’t speak… And I don’t dare breathe… Feeling it might disturb the silence! But wait…what’s that? I hear a bird singing… As I stir from my slumber… For a moment, I was at peace… Now… I’m home. Rhiannon 10-11-96 revised 1-8-04

The Trodden Path
The Trodden Path 10-18-01 Hearts entangled in a swirling stream… Thrashing about for a way out. Wondering, waiting for the day she’ll know the path To the world beyond her own… To life! Storming about, unpredictable as the wind… Asking herself, where does one begin… Begin to see beyond the path behind, Beyond the rage and pains of worry… Beyond herself…to see what is before her. When does one learn when to grasp ahold of the life before her? To cut those ropes of yester-ages… To see beyond what is known… And to seek one’s hopes and dreams… That which is staring oneself pointblank in the face! One is of the mind that does not think, only feel… One does not know where to start, and when to end. When one is not alone…she makes herself lonely… As though she were alone…not caring… Or perhaps caring too much… One is filled with a surplus of emotions… Such as one never even imagined existed! But only dreamed of… And when it manifests, One has decided to run

Life Is Precious
Most people who know me, know that I had a rough life growing up. I was disciplined so much that I thought I was abused. Heck, I even let the proper officials take care of business a few times with my father. But the more I look at it, the discipline made me who I am today. I have learned so much by growing up with my parents that now that I have children of my own, I can see their side of the story. I found that it was hard to bring up children when they do not listen to you. But more so, it is even harder when you are a single parent. However, I don't let that stop me...not anymore. It is just that today and everyday, people take for granted what is given them...a chance at life, a chance at just having chances at all. People are blinded by their everyday lives that they do not see what is important...the family is important. Even though, my father brought me and my sisters up very so disciplined at some point, there is still room for improvement. And yes, he has shown a great de

Fear
What’s going on in this life of mine? What’s going on deep within? I’m angry, confused, nervous & scared, Of this tornado in my mind… Outside, everything confuses me… I’m frustrated, scared, and everything is so unclear! My soul pulling in every direction, I cry… I feel unsafe in my surroundings, and within myself. Should I reveal myself… let someone in…? Is it safe to be so open with my ragged soul? Can I truly afford not to? Whiplash from the spoken mind… Guilt for that which is not… Where is the compromise? How do people deal? I’ve found something so precious in my life… It frightens me… Knowing that I push away so often From that which I hold dear! A soul that longs for acceptance, Both from others and within… So frightened, confused, and shy. My efforts being thwarted by my own self! I have no oasis… No certainty, no confidence… I fear I have nothing… Nothing within to develop, to make better… I am lost… lost in love…lost in myself!

Every Time...
Every Time Every time you fail, you hide… You add another brick to the wall. And every time you close off your inner self… You push father away from those you love. When you feel you don’t belong, And refuse to reveal your emotions… Not only do you turn those you care most about away, But you lose a piece of yourself as well… You forget yourself… Turn into a reflection of your surroundings, Leaving your soul empty and sad within… Creating a void of envy for all of eternity, For those who reveal themselves with certainty! ~ Rhiannon 2/14/97 revised 3/27/04

Words That I Live By
A buddy of mine posted quotes that he lives by and I thought I would do the same thing. These are some of the quotes that get me through a lot of what is going on in my life at any given time. Feel free to comment and post quotes that have helped you out. These first 5 are the main ones i use on a day to day basis. 1. There is a perfect balance in the universe. I am That Balance. ~Corey~ 2. Keep your friends close and your enemies closer. ~Art of War~ 3. Life is like a game of Chess. To win you must stay several steps ahead. ~Corey~ 4. In life just like with martial arts you should never limit yourself to one style or one option. In everyhting that you do you should always have several options avaliable. ~Corey~ 5. The Key To Immortality Is To Live A Life Worth Rem

~tom~
~As I sit alone in my sacred spot hidden deep within a tree,I see my one and only brother saddly staring back at me.He told me once that someday he'd be gone, Leaving me here to carry on.Without you now I sit and cry wondering why you had to die.To take your life and fuck me up so,Why Tom did you have to go.You are my bro,My best friend and your suppose to be with me till the end.Some days I imagine you standing there, looking at me with your dark,blank stare.Telling me it will be all right,telling me to stay away from that light.So as I sit within this tree trying not to cut to be free,I think of you Tom and your last goodbye and all alone I sit and cry.I know your near me I can feel your pain wanting to help me as I go insane.I love you so much and you know I do But Oh why Tom did you have to ....Take your life and leave me here in this tree that we held so dear~

My Daughter Pt4
YESTURDAY WAS A BAD DAY MY DAUGHTER TOTALLY FLIPPED OUT ON MY SON WHEN THEY WERE WALKIN HOME AND SHE PUT HER SELF IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD AND SAT DOWN. MY SON HAD TO CALL ME CUZ HE TRIED TO MAKE HER COME HOME SO I HAD TO GO PICK HER UP TO MAKE HER COME HOME. SHE IS ALSO ACTING OUT AND DOING STUFF OVER AND OVER AGAIN ITS FRUSTRATING TO SEE YOUR CHILD GO THROUGH SOO MUCH! TODAY SHE HAD TO STAY HOME FROM SKOOL CUZ SHE CANT STAY AWAKE DUE TO HER NOT BEING ABLE TO BREATHE AT NITE. I JUST DONT KNOW WUT HER FUTURE IZ GOING TO BE.

Bedroom Golf
Rules for Bedroom Golf 1. Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play - normally one club and two balls. 2. Play on a course must be approved by the owner of the hole. 3. Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the club in the hole and keep the balls out. 4. For most effective play, the club should have a firm shaft. Course owners are permitted to check shaft stiffness before play begins. 5. Course owners reserve the right to restrict club length to avoid damage to the hole. 6. The object of the game is to take as many strokes as necessary until the course owner is satisfied that play is complete. Failure to do so may result in being denied permission to play the course again. 7. It is considered bad form to begin playing the hole immediately upon arrival at the course. The experienced player will normally take time to admire the entire course with special attention to well formed bunkers. 8. Players are cautioned not to mention other courses t

Hating Life Right Now...
The end of an era... Current mood: numb Category: Life I would just like to say something... First off Oct 25th was my Grandmothers birthday who has past on to another life. Second Oct 25th was the death of my son who would have been about 20 years of age had he not past on from an early miscarraige with the ex-wife. Now Oct 25th I was laid off from my current job. Basically lack of work and because im so highly paid and all they didnt have enough work to keep me on. So Oct 25 will forever be a date for me to remember. But not in a good way. So I will take my leave for now and post a blog up with more details later. This has not sunk in yet and I do not have a backup plan as of yet. I have some friends who might be able to help me out with a contact for a newjob but right now the well had dryed up. Stay tuned... Sydney

Eternal
Eternal In the case of life and love, there is light… and darkness. Neither being “good” or “bad”, and yet, Both being difficult and exciting! Some hearts are broken and some lives are lost, But with each of the sorrows and losses and endings, There also comes a feeling of happiness and new spirit! And when you feel like turning in for good… There’s always the tiniest ray of hope to shine through… And when you fear that love is lost, once and for all… Chin up, true love will find you again! Though darkness is constant and always near, Lightness and love are likewise, eternally!! ~Rhiannon revised 1/17/04

What's So Good About Me
Good Morning, though it;s been a hectic one here. All I wanted to do was make a simple pot of coffee............... BUT NOOOOOO! I tell ya this coffe pot got issues, Man did I have a fun mess to clean, MMHM!! I was like @$$%^&**&%$#%$^*(*))&%$%&*( ))!!! LOL, Well I have to go now and have a conf. with my son's teacher! LUCKY ME! But first I think I will stop at the gas station and pick me up a cup of coffee, Coffee is my FRIEND!! Yes I am loosing it, I haven't had my coffee yet, HEE HEE lol! Ok I am done bitching, Love all, exspecially if you act. took the time to read this, Have a great dayNOw how about someone put some coffee in that cup for me!!!

My Juggalo Family
EVERYONE IN THE JUGGALO FAMILY THAT I HAVE MET ON HERE HAVE BEEN NOTHING BUT THE TRUEST AND MOST LOYAL FRIENDS! YOU GUYS ARE THE BEST I HAVE NEVER FELT SUCH A FEELING OF BELONGNESS AND LUV! AND I WANT TO THANK YOU ALL FOR BEING THERE FOR ME AND MY BABIES! U ALLWAYS GIVE ME A SHOULDER TO CRY MY SORROWS TO I LUV ALL YALL AND I MEAN THAT FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART!! MMFWCL4LYF!!!!

Dance Of The Lonesome Doves
Dance of the Lonesome Doves Frightened and weary, Hard and true… Cold with thoughts that never leave, Yet strengthened by love that shall never end… A wolf that howls a warning of darkness yet to come… His heart beating, Pounding to the beat of drums on the raging wind… Sacrificing itself to the mountains rising before it… ‘…Fall back, lie in your defeat, Cross down to the breezy path alone…’ ‘I cannot give up, how could I go on? You are my love, You are my home…’ Far off in the distance, Yet close to my heart I share in your feelings… Walk side by side with your soul… You think you’re lost… I’m building you a way… Weaving it with mine…. Please do as you will, Just know that I am here… And that I love you. A whisper of comfort catches you in its embrace… Spinning you through the winds of time Beating in a rhythm akin to the heart of the kindred… Breathless love and desire draws you through Eternity’s portal… And lifts you towards love ev

Child Stranger Of The Night
Child stranger of the night… Who dares upon darkness in the light… Passes through their naked skin… To meet the eldest stranger within. We see ourselves in the brightest shadows, Trapped inside the world’s smallest soul. Not knowing what our futures hold… Not knowing where we may have been… … We die within. ~Rhiannon

Where My Game's At
Pisces and Sex Sex is an emotional affair for the Fish, as is the case with much of their lives. Pisces is a sensual and creative lover, adoring playful sex and romping through erotic fantasies. Shyness goes out the door, if it's the bedroom door we're talking about! The Fish has a great appetite for sex and loves to keep things fluid and changeable. If their lover can indulge them in flights of fancy, they'll be primed all night long. For Pisceans, love and sex as a complete union is best, the better to feel safe, free and totally uninhibited. The Fish also loves to please their lover, so this union will definitely sizzle for two. As for the sexiest kind of play, it's in the water for the wet and wild Fish. Source: www.astrology.com Oh yeah, that's a keeper ;)

~life~
Staring deep into the hole dug into the ground ...I feel the presence of you lingering around.Sitting here now I try to figure out why...Why you had to leave...Why you had to die.I did my best to help you out...I really thought you had dried out.What you did was selfish on your part...You left many behind with a dead heart.My mind won't rest from that night...I hide in the dark away from the daylight.For I'm my own prisoner now who can't break free...You left me here in misery.I will never forget you and our lives we had... But how could you leave me and make me so sad.Your in my thoughts everyday and in my heart is where you will stay.Till death falls upon me I will see you once again and put to rest these feelings and mend. [Edit] [Delete] [View Comments]

Rules For Bedroom Golf
Rules for Bedroom Golf 1. Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play - normally one club and two balls. 2. Play on a course must be approved by the owner of the hole. 3. Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the club in the hole and keep the balls out. 4. For most effective play, the club should have a firm shaft. Course owners are permitted to check shaft stiffness before play begins. 5. Course owners reserve the right to restrict club length to avoid damage to the hole. 6. The object of the game is to take as many strokes as necessary until the course owner is satisfied that play is complete. Failure to do so may result in being denied permission to play the course again. 7. It is considered bad form to begin playing the hole immediately upon arrival at the course. The experienced player will normally take time to admire the entire course with special attention to well formed bunkers. 8. Players are cautioned not to mention other courses t

Photo Requests.
Photo Requests. Smokey Hazel Ice@ LostCherry If there are any photo requests I.E fetishes and what not that you would like to see explored by Ezra and/or I don't be afraid to let us know. We are both VERY kinky and interested to know what you all think. *spanksnd kisses* Hazel

Cats And Teenagers
Cats and Teenagers For all of you with teenagers or who have had teenagers, or are a teenager, you may want to know why they really have a lot in common with cats: Neither teenagers nor cats turn their heads when you call them by name. No matter what you do for them, it is not enough. Indeed, all humane efforts are barely adequate to compensate for the privilege of waiting on them hand and foot. You rarely see a cat walking outside of the house with an adult human being, and it can be safely said that no teenager in his or her right mind wants to be seen in public with his or her parents. Even if you tell jokes as well as Jay Leno, neither your cat nor your teen will ever crack a smile. No cat or teenager shares you taste in music. Cats and teenagers can lie on the living-room sofa for hours on end without moving, barely breathing. Cats have nine lives. Teenagers carry on as if they did. Cats and teenagers yawn in exactly the same manner, comm

Visit To The Surgeon
I cant believe how fast my daughter has bounced back from open heart surgery. Her surgeon is very pleased at her recovery and said she can go back to school in 2 weeks which is amazing. He said she looks great and everything is healing extremly well. Im so happy with the outcome of the surgery. I have a totally different daughter who has more energy than ever.

She Was So Blonde
She Was So Blonde She sent me a fax with a stamp on it. She thought a quarterback was a refund. She tripped over the cordless phone. She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind. She told someone to meet her at the corner of "Walk" and "Don't Walk". She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept. At the bottom of the application where is says "Sign here", she wrote Sagittarius. If she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless. When she heard that 90% of all crimes were around the home, she moved. She got an AM radio. It took her 9 months to figure out that she could use it at night. When she saw the sign in front of the YMCA, she said, "Look! They spelled Macy's wrong!". She stood staring at the frozen orange juice because it said "Concentrate". Why can't blondes take coffee breaks? They're too hard to re-train. What do you call 9 blondes in a circle? A dope ring. Why can't blondes be pha

Do You Know Your Spouse?
Do You Know Your Spouse? While attending a marriage seminar on communication, Wally and his wife Carolyn listened to the instructor declare, "It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other." He addressed the men, "Can you describe your wife's favorite flower?" Wally leaned over, touched Carolyn's arm gently and whispered, "Pillsbury All-Purpose, isn't it?" And thus began Wally's life of celibacy.

Reasons To Own A Dat Over A Dog
Reasons to Own a Cat Over a Dog Cats rule. Dogs drool. Cats rub your leg when they want affection, not when they're horny. Cats use a litter box. Dogs use your leg. In 1996, over 10,000 US deaths were attributed to a dog owner's choking on saliva during morning wake-up licks. Cats always land on their feet. Dogs won't even let you throw them. Cats let you kick them when you're stressed out. Cats will wait until you've read your morning paper before tearing it to shreds. Cats look cute sleeping on the TV. Dogs crash right in front of the screen. No one has ever had to "Beware of the Cat." Cats bury their crap. Dogs dig up others'. Cats have better things to do than stick their nose in your crotch. Cats lay on the car in the heat. Dogs in heat lay the car. Why do you think they call it "Dog Breath?" Garfield. Odie. Enough said.

Poetry
~My face is painted white as can be~Bright red lipstick for all to see~Hair so black it shines in the night~Black eyeliner dripping into my sight~Painted nails of midnight color~Matching my wardrobe like no other~Boots with heels so chunky and high~Stares from people who judge you and sigh~Suspenders hang from the sides of my dress~Low to the ground they drag and stress~I'm covered in black from head to toe~Not to be a freak or in a side show~This is me~This is who I am~I'm not into all your fuckin'glam~So stare as you will cause I'm laughing inside~For I am Confident~I don't hide~

Funny Anagrams
Funny Anagrams Dormitory = Dirty Room Evangelist = Evil's Agent Desperation = A Rope Ends It The Morse Code = Here Come Dot Slot Machines = Cash Lost in 'em Animosity = Is No Amity Snooze Alarms = Alas! No More Z's Alec Guinness = Genuine Class Semolina = Is No Meal A Decimal Point = I'm a Dot in Place The Earthquakes = That Queer Shake Eleven plus two = Twelve plus one Contradiction = Accord not in it The Public Art Galleries = Large Picture Halls, I Bet Mother-in-law = Woman Hitler

Human Chalkboard Punishments
Human Chalkboard Punishments This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your human when he does not behave well. The below variations and choices will help you pick an assignment for him/her. I will not bathe my master after he bathes himself in the mud puddle. I will not drag my master from the interesting sniffing spots. I will not complain "My arm is tired" after only throwing the ball 20 times. I will not confuse my master by throwing snowballs for him to fetch. I will not ask my master to play fetch with a boomerang. I will drop whatever I'm doing and take my master out as soon as he asks me to. I will get rid of those cats. I will not tell my master to hurry up already when he's looking for just the right spot to take care of business. I will make ice cream often and let my master lick the blades (rather than having to steal a lick or two). I will never eat until my master has tasted what I have and approved it for me.

A Week At The Gym
A Week at the Gym For Christmas this year my wife purchased me a week of private lessons at the local health club. Though still in great shape from when I was on the varsity chess team in high school, I decided it was a good idea to go ahead and try it. I called and made reservations with someone named Tanya, who said she is a 26-year-old aerobics instructor and athletic clothing model. My wife seemed very pleased with how enthusiastic I was to get started. Day 1. They suggest I keep this "exercise diary" to chart my progress this week. Started the morning at 6:00 AM. Tough to get up, but worth it when I arrived at the health club and Tanya was waiting for me. She's something of a goddess, with blond hair and a dazzling white smile. She showed me the machines and took my pulse after five minutes on the treadmill. She seemed a little alarmed that it was so high, but I think just standing next to her in that outfit of hers added about ten points. Enjoyed watching the aerobics cl

A Hunting Analogy
A Hunting Analogy An 80-year old man was having his annual checkup and the doctor asked him how he was feeling. "I've never been better!" he boasted. "I've got an eighteen year old bride who's pregnant and having my child! What do you think about that?" The doctor considered this for a moment, then said, "Let me tell you a story. I knew a guy who was an avid hunter. He never missed a season. But one day, he went out in a bit of a hurry, and he accidentally grabbed his umbrella instead of his gun." The doctor continued, "So he was in the woods, and suddenly a grizzly bear appeared in front of him! He raised up his umbrella, pointed it at the bear and squeezed the handle. And do you know what happened?" the doctor queried. Dumbfounded, the old man replied, "No." The doctor continued, "The bear dropped dead in front of him!" "That's impossible!" exclaimed the old man. "Someone else must have shot that bear." "That's kind of what I'm getting at," replied the docto

Things That Sound Dirty In Golf
Things that Sound Dirty in Golf 1. Nuts! My shaft is bent. 2. After 18 holes I can barely walk. 3. You really whacked the hell out of that sucker. 4. Look at the size of his putter. 5. Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more. 6. mind if I join your threesome? 7. Stand with your back turned and drop it. 8. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip. 9. Nice stroke, but your follow through has a lot to be desired. 10. Hold up! I need to wash my balls first.

Short Blonde Jokes Volume 1
Short Blonde Jokes Volume 1 Q. How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday? A. Tell her a joke on Wednesday. Q. How do you confuse a blonde? A. You can't, they have always been like that. Q. A blonde is going to London on a plane. How can you steal her window seat? A. Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row. Q. What do twenty blondes standing ear to ear make? A. A wind tunnel. Q. How do you confuse a blonde? A. Put them in a round room and tell them to sit in the corner. Q. How does a blonde try to kill a fish? A. She drowns it. Q. How do you amuse a blonde for hours? A. Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper. Q. What did the blonde’s left leg say to her right leg? A. Between the two of us, we can make a lot of money. Q. How does a blonde part their hair? A. By doing the splits. Q. What did the blondes right leg say to the left leg? A. Nothing, they haven't met! Q. Why do blondes w

Buy It Honey
Buy It Honey There are several men sitting around in the locker room of a private club after exercising. Suddenly a cell phone on one of the benches rings. A man picks it up, and the following conversation ensues: "Hello?" "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?" "Yes." "Great! I am at the mall two blocks from where you are. I just saw a beautiful mink coat. It's absolutely gorgeous!! Can I buy it?" "What's the price?" "Only $1,500.00." "Well, OK, go ahead and get it, if you like it that much ... " "Ahhh, and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2001 models. I saw one I really liked. I spoke with the salesman, and he gave me a really good price ... and since we need to exchange the BMW that we bought last year ... " "What price did he quote you?" "Only $60,000 ... " "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options." "Great! But before we hang up, something else ... " "What?" "It might look like a lot, but I was reconcili

Saturday, March 25, 2006
Whats in my head at the moment... There's nothing wrong with wanting to be in love. There's nothing wrong with wanting to be loved for who you are. It's horrible that we're expected to fit everyone elses' expectations but our own. We shouldn't be judged on our looks and not near as much on our personalities. We are who we are. We shouldn't have to change that. Don't always cut us down. Making us feel bad about ourselves doesn't make you any better. We shouldn't have to feel bad but it can't be helped, why make it worse? Why come to us after tormenting us and expect a friend in your time of need? Listen to us, we have alot to say, we are full of thoughts, beliefs and meanings. We're people. We have souls and to us thats everything in the world. There's too much negativity in the world, no one seems to like when ya try to be positive. I hate who I am today because of "people like you". Stereotyping also one of those horrible and degrading things you can do to a person. We don't all fi

My Dearest Wife
My Dearest Wife To My Dearest Wife, During the past year, I have attempted to make love to you 365 times. I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of only once every 10 days. The following is a list of why I didn't succeed more often: We will wake the kids - 54 times It's too late - 15 times I'm too tired - 42 times It's too early - 12 times It's too hot - 18 times Pretending to be asleep - 31 times The neighbors will hear - 9 times Headache or backache - 26 times Sunburn - 10 times Your mother will hear us - 9 times Not in the mood - 21 times Watching the late show - 17 times Too sore - 26 times New hairdo - 6 times Wrong time of the month - 14 times You had to go to the bathroom - 19 times Of the 36 times that I DID succeed, the result was not always satisfying because 6 times you just laid there, 8 times you reminded me that there was a crack in the ceiling, 4 times you told me to hurry up and get it over with, 7 times

Random Thoughts For April 5th
Today after being outside for little more than an hour a memory sparked in me. Those of you who know me best know my memories hardly exist so when I have one its rare. I remembered..I love the outside. So I went outside. Hacked at a tree for 25 mins. Started an irragation route for my future farm plot and to help with the flooding that's been a problem but then fate had to rear its ugly head in the form of a god damn tree root*balls fist* Years ago when I was younger that tree was a close friend but now it serves as a reminder of my vendetta. As of tommorow war is declared and I will not stop until there is no signs of the root remaining. After getting quite dirty and smelling from being covered in continously sumped water/mud I decided to bathe in the drainage ditch. Not wise you say? (Those who know me explain to em why it doesn't matter with me*winks*) It was cold but not too cold and quite invigorating. And it's not like the water is dirty, you can see right through it. So thanks t

Long Blonde Jokes. Volume 1
Long Blonde Jokes Volume 1 A police officer pulls over a car with a young blonde driver in it.... Cop: "Miss, this is a 65 MPH highway, why are you going so slowly?" Blonde: "Officer, I saw a lot of signs saying 22, not 65." Cop: "Oh miss, that's not the speed limit, that's the name of the highway you're on!" Blonde: "Oh! Stupid me! Thanks for letting me know, Ill be more careful from now on." At this point the cop looks into the back seat of the car, where the passengers are shaking and white as ghosts. Cop: "Excuse me miss, what's wrong with your friends back there? They're shaking something awful." Blonde: "Oh... We just got off of highway 119". ----- There were these three women who escaped from prison. A blonde and two brunets. So to get away from the cops they hid in an abandoned farm house. In the farm house there were three burlap sacks sitting around. So they hid in them. When the cops came to the farm house the one of the cops saw the sacks, the officers yells,

I Need A New Doc.
well the last few days have been HELL.i have a few on going health problems that im prolly gonna have the rest of my life.4 months after i had my son my gulbladder and somthing eles went all nuts on me.i went thru tons and tons of tests and all kinds of stuff to find ou what was wrong with me. at the time the doc i had kicked ass. he understood just how much pain i was in and he knew how unhappy i was from all of it.well he told me that it would be best to take out my gulbladder and i was like ok. well then a different health problem got a lot lot worse and had to be taken care off asap. my old doc would give me vicodins every month. now im not a pill head so i can make 30 of them last for about 2 months depending on how many attakes i have.well the great doc i had left so i have to see a new one. she was a hippy and told me that the pain pills wasnt the best thing and that I need to find my own ways to handle pain.WTF. so ive been haveing my attakes and crying and not going to the doc

The Complete Set Of Blonde Jokes
The Complete Set Of Blonde Jokes Q: How do blonde braincells die ? A: Alone. Q: How do you change a blonde's mind? A: Buy her another beer. Q: How do you measure a blonde's intelligence? A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in her ear! Q: How do you keep a blonde busy all day? A: Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner. Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you? A: Tell her she's pregnant. Q: How does a blond spell farm? A: E-I-E-I-O Q: How does a blond kill a fish? A: She drowns it. Q: A blond going to London on a plane, how can you steal her window seat A: Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row Q: Why are blondes like pianos? A: When they aren't upright, they're grand. Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? A: Run like Hell....she's got a hand grenade in her mouth. Q: What do you call a blond mother-in-law? A: An air bag. Q: Why do Blondes wear earmuffs? A: To

4 Year Ann..of My Grandmothers Death
Grandma... Dear Grandma, have I told you today I love you. have I told you, you mean the world to me. Dear Grandma, remember when, everything was fun exciteing, the world was our play ground. Dear grandma, Life has changed, some for the good some for the bad, but never my love for you. Dear Grandma, you were there through the dark, my beaken of light, my encourageing word. Dear Grandma, my heart aches, my tears fall, my mind races, and you wipe my tears and tell me its going to be okay. Dear Grandma, I miss you, where have you gone, where is my encourageing word for the day.... Dear Grandma, rest, be happy, watch over me from above, Dear Grandma, for ever in my heart, for ever in my thoughts, for ever my grandma. Dear Grandma, where did you go, I need you, my heart breaks..... Dear God, watch over my beloved grandmother, care for her, and help her know, we all love her so... by Kathryn B. Brown added notes>>>>> Death is a part of lif

Oral Sex
I'm posting Reno's guide to giving woman oral sex... I've been told by many a female that I give the best head they've ever received...This has come from women who are bisexual...as well...which is quite a nice ego stroke...I'm not trying to gloat...I'm just saying I've done my research and have applied many series of trial and error to try and get better and better at my favorite activity: Giving oral sex to a Woman... I've read many books...listened and read interviews on the subject...watched lots of porn...and of course...did my own tests and asked my own questions from several people...I've compiled...I think...a pretty good knowledge base on the subject...and now I want to share it here in the hopes that others may give good head also... I'm going to just start from the beginning and then just walk through how I would give a woman head... Ok...first things first...and some of these tips might sound obvious to some...but maybe not to others...Don't dive right in to

Things That Sound Dirty In Football
Things that Sound Dirty in Football 1. The hole closed on him before he could penetrate it. 2. He came at his blind side and got him from behind. 3. He's off to the sidelines for a quick blow. 4. It's a game of inches. 5. That hole was so big, you could drive a truck through it. 6. When you get down in this area, you just gotta start pounding. 7. He's gonna feel that one tomorrow. 8. He found his tight end. 9. End around. 10. He had to stretch to get it in. 11. He gets penetration in the backfield. 12. He blows them off (at the line). 13. He bangs it in. 14. He could go all the way. 15. He gets it off just in time. 16. He goes deep. 17. He found a hole and slid through it. 18. He pounds it in. 19. He beats them off (the line). 20. He's got great hands.

An Open Door
John 10:9 I am the door; if anyone enters through Me, he WILL be saved, and WILL go in and out and find pasture. At some time in your life you have relied on a system of perception called faith. You may say, "I am a rationalist; I am a empiricists." But you did not begin discovering the world through reason or experience. You began as a child using faith as your basic system of perception. You were told the sky is blue, the grass is green. A dog was a dog and a cat was a cat, because someone identified them for you. You accepted facts on faith. This is the way EVERYONE begins the learning process, since faith is the basic system of perception. Even though Christ has opened the door, we may choose to walk through. Walking away from sin in our lives takes an act of positive volition on our part. We leave our own decisions. That is why the Scripture says "believe." Salvation has been freely provided by Jesus Christ, but we must accept it by faith alone. John 1:1

Consider Reading, Last One For Awhile...
Not only has TDS closed up shop for the season due to lack of productivity but I, it's figure head, am personally feeling defeated under the weight of the world. And so after much debate I am taking a much needed vacation. Not going anywhere really, not yet anyway, but I will no longer be sending or recieving messages here. Also to help as much as possible I've cleared as many messages as I can from my profile as well as those of others. Later much...

The One
The moment I saw you, something stirred inside something I thought had long ago died The more I looked and talked to you the more and more the feeling grew Then I knew what the feeling was, desire, surprise I wanted you To kiss your lips and stroke your face, to hold you close be face to face To look into those beautiful eyes, and show you the passion I've had locked inside There is no fear, I'm surprised at that just pure desire, I don't want to turn back And when we're together, I want the hours to last getting lost in your arms, in pure passion at last You restarted a fire that has smoldered for years reigniting that burning desire, my dear It fills me up, right down to my toes. Oh how I hope the feeling lasts, it may be wrong right now, but I don't want to turn back In my dreams your the one, the on my heart so desires. May this moment last a life time blistful love. For I know your the one......

A Sailor Saves The Day (we Are So Bad Arent We)
The Sailor Saves the Day A young woman in New York was so depressed that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the ocean. She went down to the docks and was about to leap into the frigid water when a handsome young sailor saw her tottering on the edge of the pier, crying. He took pity on her and said, "Look, you've got a lot to live for. I'm off to Europe in the morning, and if you like, I can stow you away on my ship. I'll take good care of you and bring you food every day." Moving closer, he slipped his arm round her shoulder and added, "I'll keep you happy, and you'll keep me happy." The girl nodded yes. After all, what did she have to lose? Maybe a fresh start in Europe would give her life new meaning. That night, the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a lifeboat. From then on, every night he brought her three sandwiches and a piece of fruit, and they made passionate love until dawn. Three weeks later, during a routine inspection, she was discove

Just A Poem
I have found a love unconditional and pure, One who loves me fully and without question, Accepts my flaws and imperfetions as part of who i am, Someone who is a friend, lover, and so much more, Someone who can lift me so high i must look down to see heaven, She has set me free and made me soar, One whom can make my heart leap with just one word, One who takes my breath away with the softest smile, To look upon her is to look upon an angel, Gladly id lay my life on the line, For the one whom captivates my heart and soul, Body mind and soul i belong to her, Devoted to her happieness and safety is my every breath, If only she could truly understand how i feel for her, That id never intentionally cause her pain, or allow others to do so either, Ive found my soulmate my heart and soul, Her inner light so bright its almost blinding to see, Can she feel my breath on her skin, My softest caress though there are miles between, how i hold her safe at night through the darknes

A Thought On Relationships
A Thought on Relationships CONTRARY to what many women believe, it's fairly easy to develop a long-term, stable, intimate, and mutually fulfilling relationship with a guy. Of course this guy has to be a Labrador retriever. With human guys, it's extremely difficult. This is because guys don't really grasp what women mean by the term relationship. Let's say a guy named Roger is attracted to a woman named Elaine. He asks her out to a movie; she accepts; they have a pretty good time. A few nights later, he asks her out to dinner, and again they enjoy themselves. They continue to see each other regularly, and after a while neither one of them is seeing anybody else. And then, one evening when they're driving home, a thought occurs to Elaine, and, without really thinking, she says it aloud: ''Do you realize that, as of tonight, we've been seeing each other for exactly six months?'' And then there is silence in the car. To Elaine, it seems like a very loud silence. She thinks t

Stop To Breath
Pause and breathe, Close your eyes and feel me. Inhale my love as it wraps, And winds around your heart. Feel press of soft lips, Brush yours with whisp of breeze. Dont deny the touch upon your skin, That gives you shivers of yearning. Body that curves perfectly into yours, Aching with suppressed need to be weak, With the intensity of whole soul. Stroke inner liquid heat of me, Within your mind as though we were physical. Make me moan and beg endlessly, Crying against your mouth in a kiss with unreleased need. Listen to purrs from my creamy soft throat, That can bring you to your knees with caresses of pleas. No! I cry out to you, dont let this end. Not yet. But the urgency rushing through me denies this request. My world shatters in mixed colors zig zagging Within mind that comprehends not, What flesh has just embraced in breathless shudders. My ear against the phones mouth piece, Sinks in pleasures of you responding to me. I can feel y

Yay Its Friday !!
so i was gana stay in tonight but .... my mate rachael just asked me to come out for a few with her and our friend emma .... so i could nt really say no could i... !! would be rude hahahaha !! then tomorow night i m out with him in doors !! we have his friends party to go to then may head into town ... depending if he can keep up with the pace.. lol... he's a bit slack is my hubby !! sunday i will be recovering and then i have to go to my mums house for her birthday ...... a hung over celebratiion ... oh no !! sure ill be fine !! then its monday again .. wow the weeks just fly !! mondays shopping day which will be good good ... hope everyone has a good weekend and if i havent sent ya this msg allready loves ya ..xxxx

Buying Barbie
Buying Barbie Gordon was driving home one evening when he suddenly realized that it's his daughter's birthday and he hasn't bought her a present. He drives to the mall, runs to the toy store and says to the shop assistant, "How much is that Barbie in the window?" In a condescending manner, she says, "Which Barbie?" She continues, "We have Barbie Goes to the Gym for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Ball for $19.95, Barbie Goes Shopping for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Beach for $19.95, Barbie Goes Nightclubbing for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $275.00." Gordon asks, "Why is the Divorced Barbie $275.00 when all the others are only $19.95?" "That's obvious." the sales lady says. "Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, Ken's boat, Ken's furniture . . . "

Alligator Challenge
Alligator Challenge Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators. He kept them in the pool in back of his mansion. The millionaire also had a beautiful daughter who was single. One day he decides to throw a huge party, and during the party he announces, "My dear guests . . . I have a proposition to every man here. I will give one million dollars or my daughter to the man who can swim across this pool full of alligators and emerge alive!" As soon as he finished his last word, there was the sound of a large splash!! There was one guy in the pool swimming with all he could and screaming out of fear. The crowd cheered him on as he kept stroking as though he was running for his life. Finally, he made it to the other side with only a torn shirt and some minor injuries. The millionaire was impressed. He said, "My boy that was incredible! Fantastic! I didn't think it could be done! Well I must keep my end of the bargain. Do you want my daughter or the one million doll

My Very First Blog...
Hmmm.... What shall I write about? Politics is not my favorite subject... I just hate'em! I don't vote cause to me everybody is crooked! To me... I think Bill Clinton is the only one that will really leave a mark in my history book! He cheated on his wife!!! He got head from his intern! Almost got booted out of office! But you know what? I think that's cool! The only president I think that really isn't perfect... yet still had the power to run this fucked up country! Yes!!! I think the U.S. is fucked up! But I give out big props to the troops! For someone to risk their lives for people that they don't even know... Much alohaz to you guys! Or shall I write about...what I think about Nick and Jessica? Jessica is whiner and Nick is stupid for marrying a whiner! I knew it wouldn't work! Oooh how about Whitney and Bobby? 2 crackheads on the cover of a stupid tabloid! I mean who reads that crap? Sorry... I'm just bored... So I'm just talking shit about a bunch of nothing!

Math Lesson
Math Lesson A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read: "Dear wife, You must realize that you are 54 years old and I have certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you as a wife, and I sincerely hope you will not be hurt or offended to learn that by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Grand Hotel with my 18-year-old teaching assistant. I'll be home before midnight. - Your Husband" When he arrived at the hotel, there was a faxed letter waiting for him that read as follows: "Dear Husband. You too are 54 years old, and by the time you receive this, I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with the 18-year-old pool boy. Being the brilliant mathematician that you are, you can easily appreciate the fact that 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18. Don't wait up."

I Wear The Pants
I Wear the Pants A young couple, just married was in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night. As Emma undressed for bed, the husband tossed his pants to his bride and said, "Here put these on." She said "What?" He said "Put these on." She put them on and the waist was twice the size of her body. "I can't wear your pants", she said. "That's right!" said the husband, "and don't you ever forget it. I'm the man who wears the pants in the family!" With that, she flipped him her panties and said, "Try these on." He tried them on, and found he could only get them on as far as his kneecap. He said "Hell, I can't get into your panties." She said, "That's right and that's the way its going to be until your attitude changes!"

Bitter Wedding
Bitter Wedding Below is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University. This was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage at the microphone to talk to the crowd. He said that he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's and groom's families for coming and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a fabulous reception. To thank everyone for coming and bringing gifts and everything, he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift from just him. So, taped to the bottom of everyone's chair was a manila envelope, including the wedding party. He said that this was his gift to everyone, and told everyone to open the envelopes. Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 picture of his best man having sex with the bride. He had gotten suspicious of the two of them and hired a private detective

Never Heard That Excuse
Never Heard That Excuse A fellow bought a new Corvette and was out on an interstate for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing through what was left of his hair and he decided to open her up. As the needle jumped up to 80 mph he suddenly saw a flashing red and blue light behind him. "There ain't no way they can catch a Corvette," he thought to himself and opened her up further. The needle hit 90, 100, 130 and finally 150 with the light still behind him. "What the hell am I doing?" he thought and pulled over. The cop came up to him, took his license without a word and examined it and the car. ''I've had a tough shift and this is my last pull over. I don't feel like more paperwork so if you can give me an excuse for your driving that I haven't heard before you can go!" "Last week my wife ran off with a cop," the man said, "and I was afraid you were trying to give her back!" "Off you go," said the officer.

I Pledge My Love To You
My love for you is like the ocean that goes down so deep.My love for you is like a river That will never end and never stop,i would climb The highest mountain top Swim the deepest ocean just for your love. For you I would cross The rivers most wide.Walk the hottest desert sand To have you with me.For you are the love of my life,and Who makes my life feel so whole You've captured my heart,and touched my soul. you Gave me new hope.You showed me what love means.For you alone Are my reason.You came into my life And made me complete I've made a vow, to no one but you I pledge my love to forever be true

Death During Sex
Death During Sex Right in the middle of lovemaking, the husband dies of a heart attack. As the funeral arrangements are being made, the mortician informs the widow that he cannot get rid of her dead husband's rigor mortis hard-on which is sticking straight up in the air and if they don't do something, it will look odd in the coffin at the funeral. The widow tells the guy to cut it off and stick it up her dear departed's behind. The mortician can't believe his ears but the widow is adamant, so he does it. During the funeral, friends and relatives of the dead man were concerned to see a tear in the corner of his eye, but the widow assured them that there was no cause to be alarmed. Just before the casket is closed, the widow leans in and whispers in the dead man's ear, "It HURTS, doesn't it?"

How Youve Touched My Life
i want you to know how you've touched my life and made me who I am. Because of you my world is now whole,Because of you.love lives in my soul.Because of you I have laughter in my life Because of you I am no longer afraid of good byes.You are my love and my life my source of strength,My love for you is pure my love for you grows stronger and deeper everday with the knowledge that you'll always be mine. I dream of your touch.I dream of your smile.I dream of the day I can fall asleep next to you.This Is a dream I have,Every night if i sleep and it's all because of you. love you my baby

Are You: In Love, Lust Or Married?
Are You: In Love, Lust or Married? LOVE......................when your eyes meet across a crowded room. LUST.......................when your tongues meet across a crowded room. MARRIAGE............when your belt won't meet around your waist, and you don't care. LOVE......................when intercourse is called making love. LUST.......................all other times. MARRIAGE............what's intercourse? LOVE......................when you argue over how many children to have. LUST.......................when you argue over who gets the wet spot. MARRIAGE............when you argue over money. LOVE......................when you share everything you own. LUST.......................when you think twice about giving your partner bus money. MARRIAGE............when the bank owns everything. LOVE......................when it doesn't matter if you don't climax. LUST.......................when the relationship is over if you don't climax. MARRIAGE............what

Signs Your Cat Has Learned Your Internet Password
Signs Your Cat Has Learned Your Internet Password 9. E-mail flames from some guy named "Fluffy." 8. Traces of kitty litter in your keyboard. 7. You find you've been subscribed to strange newsgroups like alt.recreational.catnip. 6. Your mouse has teeth marks in it... and a strange aroma of tuna. 5. Hate-mail messages to Apple Computers, Inc. about thier release of "CyberDog." 4. Your new ergonomic keyboard has a strange territorial scent to it. 3. You keep finding new software around your house like CatinTax and WarCat II. 2. On IRC you're known as the IronMouser. and the #1 Sign Your Cat Has Learned Your Internet Password... 1. Little kitty carpal-tunnel braces near the scratching post.

The Wife Translation Guide
The Wife Translations Guide The wife says: You want The wife means: You want The wife says: We need The wife means: I want The wife says: It's your decision The wife means: The correct decision should be obvious The wife says: Do what you want The wife means: You'll pay for this later The wife says: We need to talk The wife means: I need to complain The wife says: Sure... go ahead The wife means: I don't want you to The wife says: I'n not upset The wife means: Of course I'm upset you moron The wife says: You're ... so manly The wife means: You need a shave and sweat a lot The wife says: Be romantic, turn out the lights The wife means: I have flabby thighs. The wife says: This kitchen is so inconvenient The wife means: I want a new house. The wife says: I want new curtains. The wife means: Also carpeting, furniture, and wallpaper! The wife says: I need wedding shoes. The wife means: The other forty pairs are the wrong shade of white. Th

Why Are You Not Married?
Why are You Not Married? Here are some comebacks: You haven't asked yet. I was hoping to do something meaningful with my life. Because I just love hearing this question. Just lucky, I guess. It gives my mother something to live for. My fiancée is awaiting his/her parole. I'm still hoping for a shot at Miss/Mr. America. Do you know how hard it is to get two tickets to Miss Saigon? I'm waiting until I get to be your age. It didn't seem worth a blood test. I already have enough laundry to do, thank you. Because I think it would take all the spontaneity out of dating. My co-op board doesn't allow spouses. I'd have to forfeit my billion dollar trust fund. They just opened a great singles bar on my block. I wouldn't want my parents to drop dead from sheer happiness. I guess it just goes to prove that you can't trust those voodoo doll rituals. What? And lose all the money I've invested in running personal ads? I don't want to have to

Dream Land
Dream land awaits you and me,Close your eyes now and sleep,Imagine you and I,Close as we can be, Skin upon skin,Lips touching,For you taste of cherrys,sweetly irresistible,The fragrance of you, Takes my breath away,I am burning deep down inside,A torch of fire,Burning fuel of passion, For you are my desire,My heart beats with every breath you take,You are my destiny,Your eyes evade me,deep, dark,and mysterious,I am your slave,Your love has captured me,Grab my body,Pull me closer to you,Show me your love,In ways I could only dream.Dont'Wake me If i am dreaming,Is this a fairytale. Take my hand and lead the way, tell me all you want to say.Whisper softly in my ear,all those things I want to hear.Kiss my lips and touch my skin.bring out passions deep within. Pull me close and hold me near.take away my pain and fear.In the darkness of the night, show me that you are the one for me.Give me wings so I can fly like a bird in the night.So i can soar.Enter my life my heart, break down the

Signs That Your Net Relationship Is Over
Signs That Your Net Relationship Is Over All of a sudden, she's typing in a different font. Instead of hearing that lovely "You've Got Mail" statement when you use America OnLine, you hear "You Just Got Dumped!" Your connection to his server is constantly refused. You get a Dear John E-mai...Your name is Fred. They no longer have access to a computer due to a recent parole. She starts ending each sentence with only 1 exclamation mark instead of the usual 3!!! She tells you that she's been working a lot. You think its a professional job; it turns out that she was responsible for the decorations at her Jr High prom!! During an intimate moment in a chat room, she reveals herself to be GRANDMA!!

Ill Love You Forever
Day by day Night by night Kiss by kiss Touch by touch Step by step I fell in love with you.I'll love you today I’ll love you tomorrow I’ll love you forever.When you are sad, I will dry your tears away,When you are scared,I will comfort your fears, When you need love,my heart you will have with you. You will feel my love when we are apart,Knowing that nothing will ever change my heart, when you are worried,I will give you hope. When you are confused,I will help you cope,When you are feeling alone remember i'm alway's there in your heart.

Whats With The Tat Steve?
The tat itself means "Love, Honor, Respect" underneath it I plan to add, in Kanji symbols, my two daughters names "Casey" and "Brianna". Then, eventually (should I ever become rich enough to afford it) I plan to add a background of some sort, something oriental and representing "Eternity" perhaps with a very tasteful Japanese dragon or something, nothing cartoony, I want something authentic. The reason for the tat aside from my lil ones; I believe when facing anything and anyone in life it is best to act with some amount of Love honor and respect, that if I keep those values in mind, life will go as good as it can and I will receive Love Honor and Respect for living in such a way

Your The One I Gave My Heart To
You're the one i gave my heart to. you're the one i love so much. i cant explain how much i love you.i love the way you say my name and how i know your love will never change.you're the one i want stay up with until late in the morning.you're the one that makes me smile when i see you.i look for you everyday on lostcherry or on yahoo messenger just so i can pass your way.no one knows but{you and me}know the truth.the truth is i love you babe,I promise you my love to you, I gave you my heart to you, I gave you my life,I promise we'll never be apart, I promise never to hurt you, I promise to never make you cry,I promise to always trust you, I promise not to lie to you, I promise you forever, I promise you tonight I promise you all my respect, I promise to do things right with you, I promise to always be there for you, I promise to always love you know matter what, I promise to be your best love for ever,I promise you all the love that i can every give,Igive you my life,I give you my

If We Had Sex
If We Had Sex.... GAME (Reply so only I see it and Repost so others can fill it out) DONT BE SCARED. YOU NEVER KNOW WHO REALLY WANTS TO DO YOU ! 1. Would you be in control? 2. Would you let me pull your hair? 3. Would you whisper in my ear? 4. Would you talk dirty to me? 5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue? 6. Would you say my name? 7. Would you go down on me? 8. Would you let me give you a hickie? 9. How many rounds would we go? 10. What would you wanna do afterwards? 11. Would you take off all ur clothes then take mine off slowly? 12. Would you lick and bite me all over? 13. Would you like 2 play or get straight to the point? 14. Would you want me to take my time? 15. Would u fall asleep when we were done? 16. Would u want me to go fast or slow? 17. Where would u wanna "do it" at? 18 Would u be loud or quiet? 19. Would you mind if i licked you? 20. Would you do it 2day?

Till Your In My Arms
Until you are in my arm's My nights will be cold My days a long,My heart will beat a little slower,Until the day we meet,I know that my arms will be empty,My mind is full of love from the constant thought of you,Minutes will seem like hours to me,Hours will seem like months, While months will seem like eternity,Until we meet The stars in the sky seen so far,But yet you tell me your that one star that is above me when i sleep,My world will seem incomplete,Until that wonderful day When our eyes make first contact, And our bodies and souls make contact you compleate me ,There are many miles between us,But our hearts see not the distance.Drawing our love even closer,On this my heart it is insistent.When we talk my heart sings, You'll never know the happiness it brings.Just to hear your sweet voice,Keeps my heart full of love .I love you truly,yes I do.I forever want to be with you.till death do us part i will go to my grave loving you

Interesting Past Few Nights
Sometimes I wish I had this blog sent to only guys because sometimes it takes the view of one guy to another to helps us all realise a universal truth, we are gone in the head man. On several levels of several friends in just the past 48 hours there has been more breakups than a man and a friend should like to see. For me it's almost heart breaking but it is also good. The ladies in these situations...much better off for the things I have heard from them, and on that note a few small peices of advice that both guys and ladies should know. Granted, my relationships haven't all been the greatest, I'm no expert, just consider this a view of one guy, put it with the view of many and it may be part of good relationship building...who knows. First and perhaps foremost as it has effected me in the past heavily. Simply the balance of a relationship and the happiness within. It should always be about shared love and shared happiness...the give and take in a manner that makes both as ha

Red
Red by: Steven Nash Though it be one color, there are many shades. From these shades, emotions flow. Emotions of the heart, pain of the soul. Red as a rose. The deep red flower. Can blossom into love, happiness, and warmth. Red as hate. Deep powerful hatred. Can spread to pain, sorrow, and cold. Red of the heart, emotions home. Source of love, coursing from the endless font. Home of hate, poisoning all it touches. Destroying all, torching lives and souls. Love and hate, hearts emotions. Lives opposites, without one the other dies. Without the other, tis all a lie. Do not block, your love. Your hate, embrace your heart. And live your life, in all shades of red.

First Attempt At A Song
A song attempt...semi up beat, but not...if that makes sence... Current mood: :-| Sometimes my creative side goes insane and this is the results, a song, with an obvious theme, no music to it because I am far from a musician, I just write :-P Enjoy A love freely given, nothing expected in return Restless in bed, eyes staring but seeing nothing but you My wild passion, naughty desire The warmth of heart, the thrill of lust The smile to warm winters cold ice The scent to drive me mad These are the things, that you give me, I would give you anything Just to keep you close like this Always by my side And never walk alone again All the rooms of my heart, filled by all the love that is you Laying awake, smiling at the way you drive me mad The thrill of wanting, and always getting it The way you feel, I love you still I’ll never let go, always want you The best I’ve ever had These things are you, and what you m

Is It Sad?
Is it sad that most the poetry or song I've ever written have been about people that don't exist? Is it sad to be starting a relationship with someone but feeling like it just has no chance to work? I don't know about alot of things in life, it scares me not to know but for some reason I never seem able to find the answers, perhaps I'm too withdrawn from things, my life has been one long mass of fear and shyness without cause or reason. I know I'm intelligent, I know I have atleast some looks, and I know that in the past I've always treated everyone as best I know how, with every ounce of respect or love I could....so where does the happiness come in all that, where's the pay off, where's the moment when I feel like everything I've ever done has had a reasdon and this is the reason, this person is the reason, I don't know that I'll ever have that moment of realisation, but even if I knew it would never come, I guess I can say that I'll ever remain the nice guy, trying to help people

7 Ways To Drive A Man Wild
) Dress in a way that makes you feel sexy and also flatters your figure. Let's face it some of us look ridiculous in stilettos. Red is almost always a good color. Try a red slinky dress and comfortable undergarments. Those torture devices they sell to suck in our guts look great under the dress but are not sexy at all when you are trying to yank them off for a wild night of pleasure. 2) Pay attention to what he has to say for a change. Yes you can talk about yourself but a man finds it really refreshing when a woman allows him to have his own time in the spotlight. 3) Don't talk about your ex. If he asks, keep it short and sweet. You are starting fresh with this guy. No need to bring in the ghost of past relationships. You are perfect to him in the beginning. There is no reason to make him wonder if the last guy who dumped you was right. 4)Wear a light attractive scent. This means layering scents. Bathe in scented bath oils first. Then apply a light powder in the same scent. F

Shows You My Ex Bf Is A Dumbass
vampyreinblack777 (10/25/2006 1:45:51 AM): i know it was you dumb bitch you are now on block on my messangers i hate you and i bet nothing i said hit you... do me a favor... do not contact me ever FUCKING ever again... i want you to drop off the face of this earth

Male Orgsams
In the past years sex has changed from the simple sex between couples either married, engagae or dating. It was just the simple forplay of touching and kissing of the lips and neck. Over the years it evelpved into more foreplay where men and women can find that sensual feeling from just the tongue and the fingers.It even changed in the way of not being something of true feelings and emotions and love. Now it is mainly about pleassure and ability to perform at your best. Now it is a simbol that is shown as an important aspect of every human being who know about the aspects of sex and also who have the ability of prforming this act. In this century of sexually explicit ideas and products the simple orgasm was mainly intended for the female body. Where most products onthe market give rise to satisfying a woman's body. The human body has many different nerve points and the all are aroused in sexual acts. The feeling a woman gets when she has an orgasm. Now in my own sexual encounte

My Life Sucks...
Well my life isn't going all that great at the moment. I thought it was going great, and then BAM! Everything falls to pieces; my heart once again gets crushed and stomped on. I'm so tired of getting hurt; I'm so tired of fucking being put on the back burner. What is so wrong with me that I can't even get a guy to like me that I have interest in? Am I really that bad? Well I was planning on going down to see Eric in South Carolina. I was going on the 1st of November, and wasn't coming back till the 8th. Well plans changed. Eric went to a LPA convention (LPA stands for little people of America). Well while he was at this convention this passed weekend, he ended up meeting another little person (girl) there. Well, I guess they hit it off. They held hands, kissed and had a great time. Why is it that a guy goes for the first thing they can get their hands on? Well, Eric came home, and I finally talked to him. He never called me like he said he was going to while at the convention. Told me

Self Pleasure
Unlike men, whose sex organs are available for self pleasure by stroking and stimulating any time of the day, women have to contrive to entice their clitoris out of hiding and available for pleasuring. One of the most common female self pleasuring tips is the use of sex toys and gadgets. Luckily for us, female self pleasure toys can be found in our very own kitchen. Sure, jokes have been made about this, but it’s true. The usual suspects here are any penis-like vegetables and fruits, like carrots, cucumbers or zucchinis. Bananas are too soft to do the trick. Sometimes, un-penis-like fruits and vegetables can create another type of female self pleasure as a form of taste aphrodisiac: cherries, grapes, or sections of oranges. Feel free to use different female self pleasure techniques to enhance your arousal. Inserting any of the penis-like items inside your vulva, as you would a dildo will add to your self pleasure. As a female self pleasure technique, the use of fruits and vegetable

Difference Between Yankees And Rebels
I have come to the conclusion that us yankees are a lot smarter than some wanna be southern rebels! yes i used to live in the south and i was there long enough to be considered a rebel and i loved it down there, but that still dont mean i'm not a yankee. i was born and bred true Pennslyvania Yankee and whoever dont like it can kiss my red, white, and blue yankee american ass!!!

Thank You
i wanna thank make me smile, charlene, xoxo goofy lady xoxo,coven of 13 and froggy for cheerin me up and posted postive comment about my blog. sorry about my spellin. lol.. and my girl Reesee thank you for being there for me and listening 2 my problems. thank you for who ever bought me gifts to cheer me up. thank you all! love ya jennifer aka native pride

Shadow
I’m crying inside Under my breath When I scream out No one hears me Place upon me a crucifix That should justify my place My heart, soul and body No longer can I survive With my daily inflictions in my side Of sorrow and pain Loneliness is now All I seek, all I find All I hold, all I control I’m screaming out Help me; help me I plead I run, I pace Back and forth With no sight of grace I’m lost out here in this barren deserted place But no one can I seek for Can be found with a trace I can’t be found, I can’t be searched I’m like the shadow that follows you I turn when you turn I jump when you jump I stop when you stop I eat where you eat I’m the shadow that follows you around No glory, no fame Just me to blame I am the shadow that follows you When you look to east you will see me When you look at the prison walls you will see me But yet you don’t search for me I’m there You can’t touch me, but surely You will see me here and t

Darkness Knocks
Darkness brings the greatest disgrace Even for the pure in eyes and face Triumphant over such tragedy Brings my heart’s love to His Majesty Strangely placed thoughts on my brow But not hold back a bow My feet wander wayward across the leaves Even though my actions do not please Innocence cannot be found in me Till I give my life to thee My hands bound together by life’s twine As I once again stepped over the line What I had of integrity I now have put in jeopardy The trust that I was given Now must be earned back by seven Seven represents traditional values kept But to make no mistake to miss a step Loyalty, duty, respect, selfless service, honor Integrity and personal courage these seven hold together The men and women of the uniformed service’s honor Darkness knocks at my door Though it cannot enter no more He seeks for a way in Hoping that I might sin again

Love Is Like A Rose
Love is like a rose with gentle, tender parts, Slowly it unfolds and develops in your heart. Its beauty can't be tamed, It's as wild as the wind. Words can never explain the feelings held within. You could be cut by a thorn and your heart would tend to bleed, Sometimes it will be torn, But inside is always a new seed. There will always be a change, And yet it grows and grows, Although it may seem strange, Love is like a rose

Ghost In A Memory
did you see the girl that smiled for you waited for you loved for you did you know she died in the shadow of your path leaving only whispers of regret that still float across the empty spaces did you see the girl that you left burning kept awake by the light of cinders and flesh starving now only, for answers the ghost in the darkness haunting a memory

Confusion
Contemplation and frustration I seek in the distant images for pacification From my internal conflicts A chemically imbalanced mind set That this chain I bound myself with I could loosen its grip or tighten once again I want to die, I want to leave This body I am in, please Renew myself with a fresh being Constant suffering Misplaced by one’s misconception and demeanor Let my life go God why have you not taken me home yet Free me from this world I’m in Run, run; I tell myself Soon it will be over And not one Would I have to be a bother for anymore My feet will rest From the mile journey my feet must run There’s no stopping, no pause in between My health can cease Why motivate myself to continue? When you have nothing for you And your life is ripped away What do you have to live for? But a simple nothingness Surrounded by an atomic molecule Of emptiness and seclusion In a world shaped like a box There becomes no escape No where to run Nor can you hide

The End Of A Dreamer
there was a moment not so very long ago after the dreams became real and not just pretty stories where it was possible justice was true and she fell into your empty space to fit the role you needed filled blinded by possibility shackled by love held prisioner to perfect words and a soul that could be seen but not touched there was a moment not so very long ago before the dreamer fell for the last time into the myth and mystery of romance before it all came crashing down before heartbreak became inevitable again

How Far Would You Travel To The Depths Of The Human Mind
Butterflies and Spiders. The road was damp and fog set in during dusk, something light. To the right nothing but a dark bending river with trees lining the river bank to hide bits and pieces of the light that shown through. To the left was an incline, nothing to steep but covered with moss and some small vegetation. There were two cars, I riding in one with two other people, and the other car following us with people in the dream that I knew, but do not know in real life. There was a large house on the left a slight bending road going around it. We made our way up there, laughing playing music having a general good time. Exiting from the cars and going into the house slowly. The large archway above the door dirty and worn with time. The door was red but faded to a dingy brown. Spiders covered the fourth stories of the building. Everyone goes into the house and begins to look around, some went up the stair case that creaked as soon as you entered the edifice. Directly to the right

She Walks In Beauty
She walks in beauty, like the night Of cloudless climes and starry skies; And all that's best of dark and bright Meet in her aspect and her eyes: Thus mellow'd to that tender light Which heaven to gaudy day denies. One shade more, one ray less, Had half impair'd the nameless grace Which waves in every raven tress, Or softly lightens o'er her face; Where thoughts serenely sweet express How pure, how dear their dwelling place. And on that cheek, and o'er that brow So soft, so calm, yet eloquent, The smiles that win, the tints that glow, But tell of days in goodness spent, A mind at peace with all below, A heart whose love is innocent!

Screw With My Head
Screw With My Head It makes me feel sad That you don't care to think I may have feelings too But their falling out of sync I also have a heart Where my faith is stored You say you know the feeling But I know that can't be true You say that I'm a pagan And I'm making a breakthrough I wasted all my time But you barely know You think you beat me out But the battle's almost won I wanted to feel bad But I'm only halfway done I know that was your plan I'm tired of the lies You think that's why I dress and act like this It's leading to your demise I'm screwing with your head That's what you like to think I finally made friends And it was really tough But to have you on top of it I finally had enough When you see me on the streets I don't care if you laugh I know everything about you But about me Not even half So next time you see me Please get out of the way And I'll forget about you Day after day after day.

Poetic Blog
Can you not see the beauty in your eyes The twinkling of midsummer’s night skies The aura of concentrated rhythm That beats to my hearts melody Do you not know The effect you have To the beginning of my morning To the falling of the sun over the crescent horizon Seek out the symphony that plays in your heart The fearfulness of the unknown pleasure To the depths of every startling spark Your heart beats with the rhythm of mine The secrecy of the hidden treasure That bespeaks of everything greater in time Take away thy own heart’s demise And fulfill it with my love’s surprise

The Bride And Groom
Two hands to hold onto forever, Two arms to be embraced by eternally, Two eyes to gaze into for always, Two lips to kiss so passionately. Two souls fused by commitment, Two names written in the stars above, Two lives intertwined by God, Two hearts joined by the purest of love. Unknown Lord, help us to remember when we first met And the strong love that grew between us. Help us to work that love into practical things So nothing can divide us. We ask for words both kind and loving, And for hearts always ready to ask forgiveness, As well as to forgive. Dear Lord, we put our marriage into Your hands. Unknown These I Can Promise I cannot promise you a life of sunshine; I cannot promise riches, wealth, or gold; I cannot promise you an easy pathway That leads away from change or growing old. But I can promise all my heart's devotion; A smile to chase away your tears of sorrow; A love that's ever true and ever growing; A hand to hold in

Other People.
I don't really understand why someone would want to get mad at me for being honest. What? Do you want me to lie to you and tell you that the moo moo doesn't make you look fat, you've got another thing coming. I don't really want you as a friend if your going to be all bitter and shit just because your ugly and I want to tell you that. People have told me that I'm not attractive and I don't get all huffy and shit! Grow up dude! If this was a real bar, I wouldn't be talking to you. But I'm also wouldn't be rude about it. So, if it hurts your feelings that I don't give you a 10. Whatever. Don't need you anyways. Get it straight.

Want To Know Me Heres A Little More!
** All About Scorpio Of all that's ever been written about Scorpio over the years, much of it -- no, most of it -- has been unfair, negative and worded so that those born under this Sun sign sound downright intimidating. It's as if simply getting to know them requires superhuman courage and a fully armed bodyguard. Well, we're about to put an end to all that nonsense. It's true that Scorpios are not for the faint of heart. They're not shallow, they won't be manipulated and they will never, ever 'settle' for less than what they really want. In the Scorpio mind, 'settling' equates with giving up -- and that's something else they'd never, ever do. Scorpios won't stop working toward a goal until they're convinced that it's impossible -- which takes some doing. Even when they're not on a mission, Scorpios are still undoubtedly sniffing out clues. They're born detectives who are always on duty, analysts who never stop digging for answers, and investigators who are perpetually in search

Couldnt Sleep
why is it people think that are freedom is free when it anit.its paid for in blood sweat and tears of are service men and women .i still remeber watching my friend pull a pin on a grenade and killing im self and one other person . i watched another shot him self in the head so dont tell me freedom is free or any thing else because it anit.some one some where is paying for it right now in blood so you all can be safe and free here .

This Was A Stupid Test...but Pretty Accurate
You scored as JULY. JULY: Fun to be with. Secretive. Difficult to reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. Dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Loves to be alone. Always broods about the past and the old friends.Waits for friends. Never looks for friends.JULY100%April0%March0%FEBRUARY0%january0%May0%June0%OCTOBER0%SEPTEMBER0%AUGUST

Food And Love
A fire, candlelight, and passion foods are believed to be the perfect prelude to a romantic evening - they tease, tantalize and set your imagination afire, and they wash you over with a warm feeling of well-being. We have all heard about certain foods that have been labeled as aphrodisiacs for their stimulant properties and mineral content, but there are others that fall into that category simply for their suggestive appearance, resembling the human body. Or simply put - they look erotic. So what are these sensual foods that shorten the distance between the heart and the stomach? Oysters filled with vodka, to be provocatively slurped, asparagus soup, ginger chicken, washed down with bubbly champagne and rounded off with strawberries and whipped cream or a gooey chocolate dessert. If science is to be believed almost every other vegetable and fruit could be an ingredient for romance if used well…even the simple, ordinary ones like bananas, avocados, ginger, celery and chili peppers.

First Date
First Dates for the Adventurer If you find yourself having a hard time sitting still for more than five minutes, these date location options may be just right for you. If active is your lifestyle and energetic is your middle name, try these on for size when your interest lies in someone of similar interests. Grab some bikes and go mountain biking or for a leisurely trip through the park, throw a pack together and go backpacking, hiking or horseback riding along a scenic trail, or head off to the nearest amusement park. Excitement in the water is sure to ensue if you opt to go tubing, jet skiing, or paddle boating. For a slightly more romantic first date: go sail boating! First Dates for the Athlete Foster a little healthy competition with your new love interest and challenge him or her to a grueling tennis match, a few rounds of golf, or have a good old-fashioned catch with a baseball. Need more exertion than that? Consider going for a tour of the town on rollerblades or fi

How To Find Your Soulmate
Ah, the pursuit of love. Love is our greatest source of happiness and it does not have to depend on random chance. So let us begin the search. The search for that perfect mate is really a quest for wholeness - a completion of oneself. Finding your soul mate is what true seekers of love wish for. It is believed that soul mates were created together in the beginning and share a unique destiny. Perhaps created as one, they were separated into two spheres of being-one in a masculine polarity and the other in a feminine polarity-but each with the same pattern of divine identity. Their tie is eternal, and after they have found each other they will be together forever. But not all the beautiful and soul fulfilling loves stories are those of finding your one true love. Some believe we can have many soul mates. Soul mates sometimes share a complementary calling in life. They are partners and helpmates who are often working to develop the same virtues and fulfill the oneness that is so

Keep The Votes A Comin'
Thank you to those who already voted and/or left me comments on my pic as a vote in the sexiest BBW contest. I am putting the picture link up again for those of you who haven't voted and rated...please please please don't make me whore myself out...lol....y'all know I'll do it!! MUAHHH!!!!

How To Seduce Your Man
First, it's very important that you choose the right person to seduce. This is more a matter of instinct than anything else, but most of us at will attempt to make conversation, or at least some eye contact, with a potential partner whom we consider to be about as attractive as we feel we are. So, if you are not happy with the way you look and moreover who you are on the inside, then start there! The thrill of seduction sometimes lies in the chase rather than the conquest. The excitement of wanting and pursuing someone can give a sense of satisfaction in itself - this is especially true for men. But those who thoroughly enjoy the chase are generally people with plenty of self-confidence and their belief in themselves increases the likelihood of success. I suggest planning and setting up the time and the right place knowing you will be alone for some period of time. If the object of your passion is somebody you see on a regular basis, the time and the place being wrong may also

Last Nnights Fun >:)
well last night i went to the gig at karova *some of them were crap* but my night changedround when i was introduced to garth *from the band immaculata* ohhh hee is soooo hot. he was buying me drinks all night and we were just talking, then we went back to his house and had a party with some other people and it went on till like 4 am in the morning then me and garth went to bed *to have a lil party of our own >:)* then we just satyed awake the whole night till 8 am then got to sleep and woke up at 1ye. it was a fun night had by all, he also ghave me to of his albums :D

Places To Kiss
Behind their ear. Tip of their nose. Back of their neck. Underside of their forearm. Curve of their waist. Palm of their hand. Inside their wrist. Under their chin. Their eyelids. Inside of their ankle. Their collar bone. Tips of their fingers. Their spine. Small of their back. Their tummy. Behind their knees. Of course, this is just to give you an idea. Aim to shower your love with kisses ALL OVER!

Funny Dirty Joke As Shared To Me By A Friend!
It was the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood. When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by the whole family there, who congratulated him and sent him on his way with a big gift envelope. At the second house they presented him with a box of fine cigars. The folks at the third house handed him a selection of terrific fishing lures. At the fourth house he was met at the door by a strikingly beautiful woman in a revealing negligee. She took him by the hand, gently led him through the door, and led him up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew his mind with the most passionate love he had ever experienced. When he had had enough they went downstairs, where she fixed him a giant breakfast, eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, and fresh squeezed orange juice. When he was truly satisfied she poured him a cup of steaming coffee. As she was pouring, he

Better Then Sex Cake
1 package German Chocolate Cake Mix 1 (14 oz.) can sweetened condensed milk 2 cups hot fudge topping 1 (12 oz.) container frozen whipped topping, thawed 4 chocolate toffee bars (Skor or Heath) Bake german chocolate cake mix according to package directions. While cake is still warm poke holes in top of cake with the end of a wooden spoon, pour sweetened condensed milk over top. Let cake cool. Pour hot fudge topping over top of cake and let set. Spread on whipped topping and garnish with crushed toffee bar crumbs. Makes 24 servings.

How Many Pollocks Does It Take To Start Rumors???!!!
well .....my boyfriend's friend called me up and was like "hey beautiful, will u go out with me" and i'm like "ahh no" but anywayz then my boyfriend's sister calls my bf and says that i have a date with the guy this weekend ..how is that possible when i'm gonna be spending the weekend with my bf? i think she did it cause he's her ex and she's jealous that he has a crush on me either that or him or my friend tammy put her up to it ......and then my ex asshole starts talkin shit and tellin my sis to tell me to leave him alone and to stop telling my friend ang that i still love him ....ang says she never said that and that means asshole must be still up to tryin to cause me problems...and to think everyone thought he was innocent except my friends and fam ...ha whatta joke ...hell datin him was the biggest joke ever ...i just wish he would disappear ....but anywayz i'm over the drama shit ...tomorrow night me and bill get to be alone all night long and he says i gotta stay up and watch mo

Choclate Dipped Strawberrys
1 pint fresh strawberries, washed and patted dry, stems intact, and thoroughly air-dried 8 ounces good-quality bittersweet chocolate, broken into chunks 1 tablespoon solid white vegetable shortening 1 ounce Grand Marnier liquor or fruited brandy Instructions: Prepare ahead: Wrap pieces of styrofoam in plastic wrap for fruit to rest and drip on. You can also use any firm-fleshed fruit, such as cantelope or orange halves. Pour about 1 inch of water into bottom of a double-boiler and heat to hot but not simmering. Melt chocolate and shortening in top of double-boiler, stirring occasionally until completely melted and smooth. Remove top pot and place on a heat-safe tripod. Let cool for about 5 minutes. While chocolate cools a bit, carefully spear strawberries with toothpicks. Working quickly, swirl each strawberry gently in the chocolate about halfway up the fruit and place inverted on toothpicks into the styrofoam to cool and harden. When done, place in refrigerator to f

Omg- The Things You Find When You're Cleaning Out Your Computer... [[w/ Pix]]
So today I was going through the pictures on my laptop and started deleting pictures that I didn't give a shit about anymore for some reason or another. I wasnt seeing anything too thrilling but THEN I came across a few pictures from Christmas of like...2002. Which made me like 15 years old and my bro 13. It was just WEIRD! I had my short, blonde hair and everything! so here...I figure they were worth sharing...especially if you haven't seen me with blonde hair before.[[WARNING! they're a litte scary]] Me- 15 years old w/ my natural hair color...see why I dye it? haha and my bro at 13 looking fucking retarded...made me laugh so hard. Wow, how times have changed. Thank GOD! haha xoxo- Jaycee

Flirting Tips
Women are so much more subtle about flirting clues that men need to really pay attention. Ladies, men are not used to women flirting with them. An overwhelming majority of men said they would just love it if a woman would talk to them first or at least express a larger clue that you were interested in checking them out. #1: Repeated contact...at least three separate verbal or non-verbal clues need to be given. Why? The first time he's going to look around and make sure it's really him that you are flirting with. The second, he knows it's him and he gets flushed and pleased. (At this point he'll probably walk by you and at least smile..he's checking you out a little more.) The third time you can express interest-by introducing yourself, or commenting on his tie, or waving from across the room. Now he knows you are open to meeting and it will be a cinch. #2: Whisper...it always gets their attention. Ask them if you can tell them a secret...Then whisper in their ear: 'I just love

Im A Proud Father, Taste Of Heaven
This bulletin was posted by Rayne's brother. I would like to share it here. Get Well Rayne! We miss you!!!! It really is strange not seeing you here. === 'Scorpio_One' spewed forth the following at '2006-10-27 00:59:35'.. > > RAYNE, I KNOW YOU HAVEN'T BEEN FEELING WELL. TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF. THIS ONE IS FOR YOU. > > I AM A PROUD FATHER! Taste of Heaven@ LostCherry > > Myspace Graphics, Glitter Graphics, Layouts > > > (repost of original by 'Scorpio_One' on '2006-10-27 00:55:05') > (repost of original by '~Mojo Risen~~~LC MOM~~~' on '2006-10-27 00:58:35')

Wedding Ideas
Give the bride and groom a gift they will love and cherish for years to come. wedding cake You can order the wedding cake from a caterer or a bakery. Some hotels and restuarants may also be able to provide a wedding cake. But ordering it from a bakery who specializes in wedding cakes will probably be better. When ordering the cake you have to choose the flavor, size, design and shape. Size is determined by the number of guests. Choose the flavor you want. The most common flavors are carrot, chocolate, rum, white and lemon. You can also add a filling to your cake like custard, strawberry and chocolate. You can always consider having tiers with different flavors. music The ceremony music is played during the ceremony that includes the prelude, processional, ceremony, recessional and postlude. Prelude music is played before the ceremony begins and while the guests are seated. The processional music is played when the wedding party enters the ceremony site. Ceremony music is played durin

Nothing Just Me
SOMETIMES I WAKE AND YET IM ACTUALLY DREAMING, I AM ME AND THAT IS ALL I CAN BE. I AWAKE TO FIND I MAY BE DREAMING AND WISH THAT I WAS, BUT UNFORTUNATELY IM NOT. I CAN ONLY SLEEP IN THE DAYLIGHT BECAUSE NIGHT TIME TO ME IS MY WORST FEAR. SLEEP DONT COME EASY OR FREE FOR ME I KEEP AWAKE TO KEEP WATCHING AND WAITING FOR WHAT I DONT KNOW,SOUNDS KIND OF LIKE A HALLOWEEN STORY DOESNT IT SOUNDS LIKE IM A NUT DONT IT? WELL ITS NOT A HALLOWEEN STORY AND IF YOU THINK IM A NUT YOU ARE CALLING ALOT OF VETERANS NUTS WE WENT TO DO A JOB THAT SOME JUST DONT SEEM TO UNDERSTAND WE DIDNT HAVE THE CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTS WHILE WE SERVED BUT YOU DID SO WHY IS IT SOME WANT TO BASH THE VETS FOR PROTECTING YOUR RIGHT TO BE AN AMERICAN?? NOTHING IN THIS WORLD IS MORE SACRED THAN AN AMERICAN SOLDIER DEFENDING OUR FREEDOM SO WHY IS IT WHEN SOME SOLDIER FALLS FOR THIS COUNTRY WE HAVE PROTESTORS OUT BASHING THE FAMILIES FINAL MOMENTS WITH THEIR LOVED ONE WHILE FUNERAL SERVICES ARE GOING ON? WHY DOES EVERY FELLOW V

Mom-of-kaylea
Vote for me in the following 3 contests and vote for my daughter in the other contest. I wanna see a lot of comments too :):) Love ya all Most real Best beaver [ LostCherry.com photo: 4149725700 ] Best chest [ LostCherry.com photo: 3436983012 ] Kids costume (repost of original by 'mom-of-kaylea' on '2006-10-27 00:42:59')

The Sahara
the heat is rising the passion ignites i see you come into my tent illuminated by moonlight your body is so lovely your beauty shines i take thee into my arms kissing so deep exploring kisses searching you out hearing sighs of pleasure as i lay you down hands exploring kissing you deep arousal building with need of you so slowly we entwine as i enter you holding you tight meeting each other's pleasure legs wrapped around my mouth exploring exploding together but the need is still there pleasing each with our lips build the passion up tasting each as we kiss the god's ambrosia could not be this good delving deeper with each lick moaning out loud for this love can never die holding on tight as extasy takes the body ending in a cuddle love love love

Romantic Ideas
to spice up your relationship Make a little loving gesture every day for one full year. Cuddle on the sofa and watch a movie. Take a bubble bath together. Walk on the beach in the moonlight. Put a note in a romance novel saying, "The story is great but our own love story is the best". Put a single red rose on the seat of your lover's car before they go to work. Send your lover a virtual postcard at least once a week. Get every book ever written by your loved one's favorite author. Get every movie starring your lovers favorite actor. Keep twenty pounds of your lovers favorite candy on hand. Take her to see the movie Titanic fifteen times. Make love to him/her every night until he/she asks you to stop. Give him/her twelve dozen roses on all their special days. Compose a list: "101 Reasons Why You're the Greatest" Write each reason on a separate square of paper. Wrap them in a fancy gift box. Sprinkle perfume on to light bulb. When light is turned on the scent

Trick Gas
"Ya know, Woody - I was lookin through the owner's manual on my car today and I found out that I could dramatically improve the performance by using 96 octane gas." "You can buy an additive at the auto parts store. But a car like that with a tank full of trick gas is going to get you a ticket." "Well, I can see where your going with that, Woody. But I was thinkin that it could just as easily save me a ticket." "I get the drift here, Chris. But..." "Yeah, I was just recollecting about that mover I got last year. And I was thinking about how if I'd had a little something extra under the hood then, I might be sitting here with a clean driving record now." "Well you know, Chris, there are safety considerations..." "Right, and that would be a valid point for the average Joe. But I'm an excellent driver." "I'm sure you are, Chris. But all things considered..." "And there are times when a fellow needs to kick out the jams and take care of business - speci

Prayer Of Survival(song)
I pray that I can make it out alive, Because now this time I'm trapped inside of your love.. Thats just fine with me, I just hope that I get to see myself through with that thats going on with you... Cause I know that we will survive, If I let myself go on with you.. I just know.. But I pray that we will make it out alive, This time to see both our hearts survive... We can live through this love just fine, As I'm so sure that yours for me is devine.... Can't you see that I want this just as bad as you, So why don't we just think things through... While we try to get out of this alive, Cause I know that we could stand a chance to survive... In this time of struggle to get by, I know that we can always try to get by and live this through... I know that it's been a long time for me, Always on the outside of love trying to break through to.... Someone that can see my signals coming Loud and True... I promise that if we see this through then you'll see h

Love Charm
Love Charm: To draw love into your life, cut a three by three inch square of aluminum foil. All metals have attractive properties, and work much like a lightening rod which draws electricity from the atmosphere. Sprinkle a pinch each of dried parsley, rosemary, and thyme onto the center of the foil. Carefully fold the foil to keep the herbs sealed inside. Keep it against your heart to attract loving energies to yourself.

A Big Thank You
To all who sent me jack daniels, cake and balloons and teddy and other comments etc for me birthday today, you all rock by the way and its a pleasure to have you as friends and also a big thank you for reading the blogs and commenting as well. im gonna be late for work again, I really shouldnt switch on me computer in the mornings, anyway hope to post some more stuff later depending on what drunken state im in.

Love Potion #9
Love Potion #9: In a small pot, simmer a half cup of jojoba oil and, moving your spoon clockwise, stir in 9 drops each of the following essential oils: ambergris, cinnamon, frankincense, jasmine, lavender, musk, orange blossom, rose, violet, and ylang ylang. Let cool and store in a dark glass container. Dab yourself with it as you would your favorite perfume before a night out (or a night in) to drive your loved one wild with desire

Made Of Scars
This one came from looking This one opened twice These two seem as smooth as silk, flush againt my eyes This one needed stiches and This one came from rings This one isn't even there, but I feel it more because you don't care Yeah, Cut right into me Yeah, Cause I am Made Of Scars Yes I am made of scars This one had it comming This one found a vein This one was an accident, but never gave me pain This one was my fathers and This one you can't see This one had me scared to death, But I guess I should be glad I'm not dead!! Yeah, Cut right into me Yeah, I am made of scars Yes, I am made of scars God, Don't you believe it And I will find a way Everything you are I will betray Oooh, I swear that I will find a way Everything you are's inside me This one was the first one This one had a vice This one here I like to rub on dark and stormy nights This one was the last one, I don't remember how But I remember blood and rain AN

Creepin' My Page
I hate when dudes creep my page. Not all dudes though... I have seen a few dudes who seem to be alright but then there are those dudes who look and gawk like I'm QUEER which obviously I'm not. If you've looked at my pics you can see that I'm quite heterosexual. I have 2 beautiful daughters and most of... well all of my friends are ladies, all but one. And that one is a good friend of mine. So if you're looking to get something out of me.... FUCK OFF. I have nothing against gays but I'm not so please just stop CREEPIN' my page.

Whimper
i sit here a whimper escapes my mouth slowly a tear falls down i feel myself shudder crying out loud for i know i lost you cause i refuse to move how could i be so stupid how did i not know what i had i shall always remember this for i lost my angel

Angel Of Mine
I love you so much that words can't explain this joy that I have for you. When I am at the weakest point of my life you are there encouraging me to run this race because I am not only cause you are there with me. You are on my mind day and night. When we are apart I picture you gracious smile and gentle hug. I can let my feelings out to you and won't regret it because no matter what is you are always on my side. I thank God for sending me someone like you who is precious and loving. and kind you are my angel baby and i love you So I can truly say that you are the Angel of My Life!

A Dream Worth Dreaming
Somewhere in my dreams I hear your voice Whispering gently.... my ear in my bed i close my eyes Sensing your breathingon my neck you are there in my dreams I see your face A beatuful soul......when we stare in each others eyes in my bed I catch my breath Touching our finger tips.. my mouth goes dry In the shadows of my dreams I taste your lips So soft and warm aginst mine in my bed my heart beats slowley Sharing our every breath....two hearts that beat as one In the deepest part of my dreams I feel your touch Breathless....from the warmth of your skin in my bed I open my eyes Seeing only clouds....feeling.... within in my my dreams is where I want to stay It's there...I'm forever in your arms...safe...sound for in love well always be For me.....no greater love will ever be found you will always be there in my dreams you will always meet me to the edge of the mountain? I will wait for you...be there for you....always

Where I'll Be At In 10 Year Test (ya Right)
Another badass quiz from eSPIN-the-Bottle... Where Will You Be In 10 Years? MY RESULT:Married With 8 Kids You think that family’s real important – looks like you’re gonna have your hands full with a big one. Start clipping coupons for diapers! Eight kids sounds like too much to you? Two words: birth control. But don't be too quick to shun the idea of a giant-sized family. The more the merrier, we say. Take This Quiz! (YA RIGHT me with 8 kids I don't want that many 2 would be nice but I got to get someone too look at me in that way to even get close to anything else like that AND LIKE THAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN . NOT IN MY LIFE.)

I Loved A Lass...
I Loved a Lass, a Fair One by George Wither (1588-1667) I loved a lass, a fair one, As fair as e'er was seen; She was indeed a rare one, Another Sheba Queen: But, fool as then I was, I thought she loved me too: But now, alas! she's left me, Falero, lero, loo! Her hair like gold did glister, Each eye was like a star, She did surpass her sister, Which pass'd all others far; She would me 'honey' call, She'd--O she'd kiss me too! But now, alas! she's left me, Falero, lero, loo! In summer time to Medley My love and I would go; The boatmen there stood read'ly My love and me to row. For cream there would we call, For cakes and for prunes too; But now, alas! she's left me, Falero, lero, loo! Her cheeks were like the cherry, Her skin was white as snow; When she was blithe and merry She angel-like did show; Her waist exceeding small, The fives did fit her shoe: But now, alas! she's left me, Falero, lero, loo! In summer

Did You
did you know how much i love you did you see the smile on my face did you hear the music on my voice did you know all i love is you i always get lost in you my heart soars when together my soul flies with you did you know i love you so

Jokes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Need one gal 2 marry... Age no bar Color no bar height no bar caste no bar but gal's father must have his own bar... CHEERS Duniya main Bewafaon ki koi kami nahi SURAJ ko hi dekho wo Aata hai USHA ke sath aur Jata hai SANDHYA ke sath, Sota hai NISHA ke sath aur Uthta hai KIRAN ke sath The wife stands in front of a mirror. "you know, dear," she says, "I look in the mirror & I see an old woman, face wrinkled, fat legs & flabby arms" She turns to her husb & says, "Tell me something positive to make me feel better about myself." He says in a soft voice,"your eye sight is perfect" Boyfriend-Sorry mein tumse shadi nahi kar sakta gharwale mana kar rahehai. Girlfriend-Ghar me kaun kaun hai? Boyfriend-1 biwi aur 3 bachhe! Sita: Truck ka horn sunkar tum kaampne kyu lagte ho? Titu: Ek truck driver meri biwi ko bhagaa le gaya tha, lagta hai jaise usko vapas laya ho.

Sipping Vodka.....
SIPPING VODKA This is too funny – I still have tears in my eyes! Finally, a chain letter that I don’t mind forwarding. It’s funny (don’t break chain) A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done. The monsignor replied, “When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get nervous, I take a sip.” So next Sunday he took the monsignor’s advice. At the beginning of the sermon, he got nervous and took a drink. He proceeded to talk up a storm. Upon his return to his office after the mass, he found the following note on the door: 1)Sip the vodka, don’t gulp. 2)There are 10 commandments, not 12. 3)There are 12 disciples, not 10. 4)Jesus was consecrated, not constipated. 5)Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not bet his ass. 6)We do not refer to Jesus Christ as the late J.C. 7)The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are

Who Will Love My Children
Who will love my children When I have come and gone Who will wipe their little nose Make boo boo's go away Who will tell them it's alright Don't fear the dark, for friends they be For it does hide them, so no one can see. Who will let them know, to cry is not a sin To get back up, when they fall down. Skin their little knees. To alway's tell the truth, not lie That life is short, to march ahead When I am gone, I can sing no songs Cannot say the words I love you Who will love my children? Will you?

This Is To Me. (don't Try To Understand, It Was More For Me To Look At And Laugh At Later)
Look at the intentions. The mind of a cuntwhore will never be understood. She is wild. She is out of control. She will not let you tie her down. I wanted to know if everyone's insides were the same, so that is why I had to slice his skin away. He was beautiful, smelled like sweat and PBR. I loved his penis. I did not like his heart so much. I have loved and lost. I have hated and pretended to love. I have you wondering where she is. Broken hearts are not important to me. They are there for my learning. To teach me how to be perfectly alone. How to keep everyone away. I have perfected the art of losing. I like it that way. I don't need you to hold me to know you still love me. I love when you pretend to know me. I love how you tell me who I am. It is easier for me to play that part then to scare you away with my reality. I have played the part of the insane beauty with the sex appeal and attitude. All the while, dieing inside from my own insecurities. You will see

A Farewell
A Farewell by Coventry Patmore (1823 - 1896) With all my will, but much against my heart, We two now part. My Very Dear, Our solace is, the sad road lies so clear. It needs no art, With faint, averted feet And many a tear, In our opposéd paths to persevere. Go thou to East, I West. We will not say There's any hope, it is so far away. But, O my Best! When the one darling of our widowhead, The nursling Grief, Is dead, And no dews blur our eyes To see the peach-bloom come in evening skies, Perchance we may, Where now this night is day, And even through faith of still averted feet, Making full circle of our banishment, Amazéd meet; The bitter journey to the bourne so sweet Seasoning the termless feast of our content With tears of recognition never dry.

Personality Test
Another badass quiz from eSPIN-the-Bottle... The eSPIN Personality Test MY RESULT:Cucumber You know - as in "cool as a cucumber." Because there's no cooler vegetable than you are. You've got a great attitude going on - friendly, laid-back, open to new experiences. Anyone should want to hang out with you, and if they don't - well, that's their problem, not yours. Just let it roll off your back. We're pretty sure you do that anyway. Don't be afraid to show a little attitude every once in a while - it's cool being cool, but it's also pretty nice to get your way and influence the people around you. A little bit. We wouldn't want you to lose your cucumber-ness. Take This Quiz! this is somewhat true about me still doesn't help much in my life

What Is Your Kinky Turn On?
You scored as Blind Folds. Your turn on is the blindfold. When you can't see, that makes your other senses more aware... including your sense of touch. So who wouldn't enjoy being blindfolded???? Sex isn't sex without enhancing your sense of touch.Blind Folds92%Biting83%Chains/Handcuffs75%Bondage75%Whips58%Blood25%What's Your Kinky Turn On?created with QuizFarm.com

Why Do Everyone Are In Hidden Their Pics????
If you add or asking them? we cant see them?? or what they look like??? but unfair that they already saw our real faces? but we cant see their face??? but if they dont do that?? then i dare to blocked or denied their ass out!!!! Do you have samething???? maybe they just being selfish?? thank you so much!!!!!

Rocky Road Halloween Squares
INGREDIENTS: * 1 (12 oz.) pkg. semisweet chocolate chips * 1 (14 oz.) can sweetened condensed milk * 2 tbsp. butter * 2 cups dry roasted peanuts * 1 (10 1/2 oz.) pkg. white miniature marshmallows * assorted soft Halloween candy pieces such as candy corn, or use candy coated chocolate candies PREPARATION: Line a 13x9-inch baking pan with waxed paper. In top of double boiler melt chocolate with milk and butter; remove from heat. In a large bowl, combine peanuts and marshmallows. Fold in melted chocolate and press into the prepared paper-lined pan Top with candy pieces. Chill until firm and cut into squares. Store at room temperature.

Spooky Spiders
INGREDIENTS: * 1 cup semisweet chocolate chips or butterscotch chips (6 oz.) * 2 cups chow mein noodles * 1/2 cup pecans, peanuts, or walnut pieces PREPARATION: Cover a baking sheet with waxed paper. In a small saucepan over very low heat, melt chocolate or butterscotch chips. Stir until smooth. Remove from heat. Stir in the chow mein noodles and nuts until thoroughly coated. Drop by spoonfuls onto waxed paper. Chill for 15 minutes or until firm. Remove from refrigerator. Store loosely covered in a cool place.

Blue Sky
looking outside i see the beautiful blue sky it brings memories of you an me the beauty you possess the love we have for even when clouds appear iknow you and i shall have no fear for our love is so strong as deep as an epic song for we shall travel on time standing still love hope and care cause baby you are here

A Brand New Day For My Baby
Rest your head and close your eyes Everything will be okay For when you wake with the sweet sunrise It will be a brand new day Turn down the lights and pull me close Feel only the beating of our hearts as we lay For when you wake with the soft morning breeze It will be a brand new day Relax your body and caress my soft hair Let all of life's worries melt away For when you wake with the warm summer scent It will be a brand new day Fall fast asleep and dream with me Whisper "I love you, I'm here to stay" For when we wake in each other's arms It will be a brand new day

Halloween Cookies Spooky Cookies
INGREDIENTS: * 1 3/4 cups whole wheat flour * 1 cup all-purpose flour * 1 tsp. pumpkin pie spice (recipe below) * 1/2 tsp. baking soda * 1/2 cup butter * 1 cup packed brown sugar * 1 egg * 1/2 tsp. vanilla * 1/2 cup sour cream * 3 oz. yellow or red clear hard candies, finely crushed PREPARATION: Combine whole wheat and all-purpose flours, pumpkin pie spice (see recipe below or use commercially prepared), baking soda and 1/4 teaspoon salt. In mixing bowl beat butter on medium speed for 30 seconds or until softened. Add sugar; beat until fluffy. Add egg and vanilla; beat well. Add flour mixture and sour cream alternately, beating well after each addition. Divide dough into 2 portions. Wrap each portion in plastic wrap and chill for at least 2 hours. On a lightly floured surface roll half of the dough 1/8 inch thick. Cut out cookies with a large pumpkin shaped cookie cutter (4 to 6-inch size) or use a knife to cut out large pumpkin s

Looks Like A Pumpkin Cake
INGREDIENTS: * 2 packages chocolate cake mix * oil, water, and eggs as called for on cake mix package * 2 cans cream cheese frosting * 1 banana with peel * 1 package strawberry, raspberry, or cherry fruit roll-ups * red, green, and yellow food coloring PREPARATION: Make the two chocolate cakes in bundt pans, following package directions. Cool as directed on package. When completely cooled, set one cake upside down on a cake plate with the second on top of it, right side up, so that they resemble a pumpkin shape when together. Set aside 1/4 cup of the frosting and tint the remaining frosting orange, using the red and yellow food coloring. Cut the banana in half, leaving the skin on, and place it on the top center of the cake. Tint the reserved frosting green and frost the banana so it looks like a green stem. Cut eyes, nose, mouth and any other features out of the fruit roll-ups and decorate as desired.

Someone Special
It is only once in a lifetime that you meet and fall in Love with someone that changes your life. Oh ya we may feel lonely and find someone we think fits the bill. But it's not alway true, and you will not realize it until you grow up. Or, you find yourself thinking of this person through out your day. I once heard someone say that they knew there wife was the one that was suppose to in there life. Because he moved away, he could not get this woman out of his head. He wanted to see her as much as possible, and could not stand to be away. And I never thought about that foe the longest time. I always let my ego, or the fact that I should alway be right know matter what. I never let myself be vulernable, or completely humble, to the point of letting other's win. I was always to competitive, I was gonna make a stand stick out my chest right or wrong. I never ever thought that something would ever catch up to me. And time always has it's way of slowing you down while it speeds up. And wheth

Halloween Chocolate Chip Cookies
INGREDIENTS: * 2 cups brown sugar * 1/2 cup butter * 1/2 cup shortening * 2 eggs * 2 cups flour * 1 teaspoon baking soda * 1/4 teaspoon salt * 1/2 teaspoon cinnamon * 2 cups quick cooking oats * 1 cup candy coated chocolate candies or chocolate chips * 1 can vanilla frosting * food coloring * candy coated chocolate or peanut butter candies, using orange, yellows, and browns PREPARATION: Preheat oven to 350°. In large mixing bowl, beat sugar,, butter and shortening until light and fluffy. Add eggs, one at a time, beating well after each addition. Stir in flour, baking soda, salt and cinnamon; fold in the oats and 1 cup of candy or chocolate chips. On baking sheets, place heaping tablespoons of batter about 3 inches apart. Shape dough into an oval. Add a bit of dough for stem. Bake 12 to 14 minutes or until golden brown. Remove from cookie sheets to wire racks to cool. Spread with frosting, tinted with food coloring i

Couldnt Sleep
Hey sweeties, Thought I would ask some cool questions the ones that want to play can if they dont thats fine too. have fun I will put my answers to these but u put yours when you send them back to me. hugs and Kisses....Lorie 1. when is your Birthday? 1/31/69 2.favorite color? purple 3.favorite flower?yellow rose 4.how many kids do u have? 2 boys 5. how many times u been married? one time with same guy for almost 18 good yrs. 6. what is your favorite car? new mustangs and I like the new chargers too. 7. what color could your car be? Bright yellow or black. 8.How many people have u met off the net? I have a big list not sure how many. 9.what is your pet peeve? being late, alier, and a stealer. 10. do you like fake boobs or real boobs? either is fine with me. 11.If you could go visit a place in the US where would it be? not sure I been to alot of states. 12.how old are you? 37 yrs old 13. if you are married or have a bf or gf is it an open relatio

Just Stuff Only Stalkers Would Be Interested In Mostly
Its thursday again... — Thursday, October 26, 2006 So... I rode the bus today. I got off at the wrong stop though. I was paranoid I was going to miss the one I wanted to get off at. I think I should have got on a different one at the atc, and it would have got me closer to school. But it was a lovley day for a walk anyway. The only bad thing about walking, is it takes more time, so I didn't have a lot of time before the math tutor left. Other people were there too, so I didn't get as much done as I expected. But ohwell. I got excersise, and that's a good thing. I think I feel better because of it. It's one of those natural things that release endorphins and stuff. My roomate and all his stuff is gone. ( Mostly, there's a few things he left here, I guess he forgot them, I'm not sure if he'll be back eventually to gather them ) My apartment seems so empty now. It barely looks lived in. I hardly ever talked to, or interacted with my roomate, but it was still a diffe

Halloween Apple Cake
INGREDIENTS: * 2 tablespoons butter * 5 medium apples * 1/2 cup butter * 1 egg, beaten * 2 1/2 cups flour * 1 teaspoon cinnamon * 1/2 teaspoon cloves * 1 cup water, hot * 3/4 cup brown sugar, packed * 1/2 cup pecans, chopped * 1/2 cup sugar * 1 cup light molasses * 1 1/2 teaspoons baking soda * 1 teaspoon ginger * 1 teaspoon salt PREPARATION: Preheat oven to 350°. Generously grease an 8x12x2-inch pan with the 2 tablespoons of butter. Sprinkle the brown sugar evenly over the butter. Peel, core and slice apples. Arrange apples slices over the sugar mixture. Sprinkle nuts over all. Place pan on the bottom shelf of oven and let apples cook while mixing the other ingredients. Cream together butter and sugar; add egg and molasses and mix well. Sift dry ingredients and stir into creamed mixture. Pour in hot water and mix well to make a thin batter. Remove pan from oven and pour batter over apples. Return to oven

Granola Popcorn Balls
A recipe for granola popcorn balls with peanuts. INGREDIENTS: * 3 quarts popped popcorn * 1 quart granola cereal * 2 cups salted peanuts * 1 1/2 cups light molasses * 1 1/2 cups granulated sugar PREPARATION: Grease a large 5-quart bowl or kettle. Mix popcorn with the granola and peanuts. In a 2-quart saucepan, combine molasses and sugar. Boil over medium heat until temperature registers 250°, or to hard ball stage.Pour syrup evenly over popcorn mixture; toss with a greased spoon to coat all popcorn and cereal. Let mixture cool to lukewarm. Butter hands and shape warm mixture into balls about the size of a tennis ball. Wrap in plastic wrap until ready to serve. Makes about 24 granola popcorn balls.

Jack-o-lantern Cookies
Crushed lemon candies make the eyes, noses, and mouths of these orange Jack-o-lantern cookies. Scroll down to see more lemon cookie recipes. INGREDIENTS: * 1/2 cup butter * 1 cup granulated sugar * 1 egg * 1 teaspoon vanilla * 2 cups flour * 2 teaspoons baking powder * 1/4 teaspoon salt * 1 tablespoon milk * orange and green food coloring * 1 package hard lemon drops, about 5 ounces, crushed* PREPARATION: Preheat oven to 350°. Cover 3 cookie sheets with foil. In mixing bowl, cream butter and sugar. Add egg and vanilla, beating until smooth. Beat in flour, baking powder and salt. Add milk if batter is too stiff.Color all but 1/8 of dough orange and color rest green. Using orange dough, shape into 1-inch balls; flatten with hand to make a pumpkin shape. Place on cookie sheets . Roll small stems with the green dough; attach one to the top of each pumpkin. Carefully cut out wide spaces for the eyes, nose and mouth with a knife. Fill

Halloween Cookie Treats
INGREDIENTS: * Ritz Crackers * creamy peanut butter * white chocolate, melted * orange sprinkles or multicolored Halloween sprinkles PREPARATION: Take Ritz Crackers and make sandwich cookies out of them using peanut butter for the filling. Then coat each one in melted white chocolate or almond bark. Place on wax paper. Put some orange sprinkles on top and put in the refrigerator to cool and set. Store in air-tight container for up to one week.

Swedish Hiphop
i coudl not sleep... damn me :( 8.20am here now .. been watching soem swedish hiphop vids .. i posted 2 of my faves on my profile the 2 top vids in my "about me" section ... gotta love it... swedish hiphop is as far away from american gansta rubbish you guy are used to hear... swedish hiphop rox my rox. noooooow im going to bed.. need a few hopurs sleep... luv ya all ^_^

Sipping Vodka
SIPPING VODKA This is too funny – I still have tears in my eyes! Finally, a chain letter that I don’t mind forwarding. It’s funny (don’t break chain) A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done. The monsignor replied, “When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get nervous, I take a sip.” So next Sunday he took the monsignor’s advice. At the beginning of the sermon, he got nervous and took a drink. He proceeded to talk up a storm. Upon his return to his office after the mass, he found the following note on the door: 1)Sip the vodka, don’t gulp. 2)There are 10 commandments, not 12. 3)There are 12 disciples, not 10. 4)Jesus was consecrated, not constipated. 5)Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not bet his ass. 6)We do not refer to Jesus Christ as the late J.C. 7)The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are

Peach Pie With Coconut
INGREDIENTS: * 2 eggs * 1/2 cup milk * 1/2 cup light corn syrup * 1/4 cup melted butter * 1/4 cup granulated sugar * 1 teaspoon vanilla * 1/2 cup self-rising flour * 1 1/3 cups shredded coconut (1 small can) * 2 1/2 cups chopped peaches, fresh, canned drained or frozen thawed * 1/2 cup chopped pecans * cinnamon PREPARATION: In large bowl beat eggs; add milk, corn syrup, butter, sugar, vanilla, and flour; blend well. Stir in coconut and peaches. Pour mixture into a greased and floured pie plate. Sprinkle with pecans then sprinkle generously with cinnamon. Bake at 350° for 40 to 50 minutes, or until a knife inserted in center comes out clean. Let the pie cool before cutting.

Yada Yada Yada
ok so here it is 2 in the morning and I am sitting at the computer bored as hell. Anyone that knows me knows that when I am bored and sleepy I tend to ramble...and well I usally ramble about nothing of importance. I should be sleeping but I just haven't made it that far yet. I will eventually. This is going to be a long weekend. The kiddos have a 3 day weekend so one more day to fight with each other! One good thing I get to spend it with close friends and that special someone. He knows who he is. I have to admit I am happier now that he is around. Ask anyone I am a different person now then I was a few months ago. Amazing what one person can do for you. He has come to mean a lot to me I don't know that he knows that or not but it's true. We have been friends for awhile and always got along good so that helps. Granted there are some things that gotta get worked out for him and hell for me too we all have baggage right? That is just part of life. Anyone that has lived dar

Chicken And Broccoli Bake
Ingredients: 1 cup rice, uncooked 1 package (10 ounce) broccoli, frozen 3 cups chicken, cooked 2 Tablespoons margarine or butter 1/4 cup flour 2 cups chicken broth 1/4 cup Parmesan cheese (optional) Instructions: 1. Cook rice in 2 cups of water. 2. Let broccoli thaw. 3. Chicken should be off the bone. 4. Melt butter in large sauce pan. 5. Add flour to melted margarine and stir. This will be lumpy. 6. Use broth from chicken you cooked or use canned chicken broth. Slowly add broth to margarine/flour. Stir to remove lumps and thicken. 7. Add cheese and stir. 8. Add rice, broccoli, and chicken. Stir. 9. Put in a casserole pan and bake at 350 degrees for 30 minutes or until thoroughly heated. Nutritional Information: 180 Calories; 11g Total Carbohydrates; 6g Total Fat; 1.5g Saturated Fat; 45mg Cholesterol; 19g Protein; 470mg Sodium; 1g Fiber

22 Different Types Of Witches
The 22 Types of Witches 1. Bright-eyed Novice You just read this cool book about a religion where there's a Goddess and a God, and they meet outside in nature, instead of some scary old building. They think sex is GOOD not evil, and you want to know where to sign up. DISTINGUISHING SIGNS: Mispronounces God/dess names, has to think a moment about which is deosil and which is widdershins. Has a shiny new athame (rhymes with "A-frame?") 2. Grand Old Wo/Man Actually remembers Woodstock (the first one). Will tell you about the time they dropped acid with Kerry Wendell Thornley - or maybe it was Robert Anton Wilson. Anyway, it was somebody with three names. Or was it three people with one name? DISTINGUISHING SIGNS: Luxuriant gray locks, listens very intently, knows dish about people you've only read about. 3. Tree Hugging Nature Sprite Most prized possession: one of Judi Barry's old tree spikes. Simultaneously believes in universal love for humanity AND

Be Careful
Be very careful if you make a woman cry, because God counts her tears. The woman came out of a man's rib. Not from his feet to be walked on. Not from his head to be superior, but from the side to be equal. Under the arm to be protected, and next to the heart to be loved.

What Do U Think
IF YOU HAD ME ALONE...LOCKED UP IN YOUR ROOM FOR TWENTY-FOUR HOURS AND WE COULD DO WHATEVER YOU WANTED... WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH ME? TELL ME IN MY INBOX CUZ IT'S A SECRET... THEN REPOST THIS IN YOUR BULLETIN. YOU MIGHT BE SURPRISED WITH THE RESPONSES YOU GET. THEY COULD MAKE YOU LAUGH OR EVEN SMILE. LOL. IF YOU DON'T REPOST IT YOU'RE A COWARD. REPOST IT SAYING

Snowy Vanilla Pecan Crescents
Ingredients: 1 cup powdered sugar, divided 2 sticks fat-reduced margarine, suitable for baking (must have 60-70% fat), such as Imperial® or Fleischmann's® 1/4 tsp salt (optional) 2 tsp vanilla extract 1-1/2 cups all-purpose flour 1-1/4 cups rolled oats 1/2 cup pecans, finely chopped Instructions: Preheat oven to 325°F. In a large bowl, cream half of the sugar into the margarine, then add the salt and vanilla extract, blending well. Next add the flour, oats, and nuts, and blend thoroughly. Place dough by the Tablespoonful on ungreased cookie sheet. Shape into crescents. Bake for 15 minutes or until bottoms are light honey-golden. Remove to wire rack and sift remaining powdered sugar generously over warm crescents. Nutritional Information: Nutritional Information (per cookie): 75 Cal; 4 g Fat; 9 g Carb; 00 mg Chol; 50 mg Sodium; 3 mg Calcium. Dietary Exchanges: 1 Bread; 1 Fat.

Her Birthday.....
Oct. 31 is coming up soon. That day is imnported to a old friend of mines. Her name is Lindey, Oct. 31 is her birthday. Just one thing....... I lost contact with her about a year ago. We was not on speaking terms, HELL.... we was about to knock each others block off. But I moved and still I remember this day. Oct 31. Once I was in love with her, but now... I pray for a good life for her. (without me.) But all the praying in the world can't help this woman.

Blogging....?
I must admit, despite one previous posting (a futile attempt to get my friends to vote for me in a contest.... which I assure you all will NOT be happening again) I never really considered "blogging". I guess I just was not sure of the purpose or maybe it was that I didn't have the ego required to assume that anyone would care about what I have to say.... or "spew forth" as it were. Recently, well I must admit TODAY, I had the pleasure to read a friend's blog and decided that there really doesn't have to be a purpose.... and even if no one cares to read it, it might be fun to write. So every now and then you might hear that fun "bow and arrow" sound (love that, Jim) and look up to see that I have posted a blog. Read em if you want, if not.... well you probably aren't reading this one either so what the hell does it matter?! For those of you who have actually communicated with me you will know that while I certainly respond to flattery, LAUGHTER and the ability to have a con

I Love You This Much
I love you this much. I love you enough i would die for you. i would take all your pain from you and into my self. i love you enough that i would gladly walk the ends of the earth for you. i love you enough that if you asked i would walk away and never begg of anything from you. i love you enough that i would bare a dozen children for you if i could. i love you more than my own life. i love you this much. i would take all the worries from your shoulders and place them upon my own. i love you enough i would place your burdons upon my self and carry them with me. i love you this much. i love you enough to hold you through your nightmares as you whimper and cry even when your beating me half to death in your sleep. to take my hand over your sweet face and gently caress you telling you its ok i am here for you. I love you this much!!!

Commin Home
well tonight is my last night on the internet for the weekend!! im heading home to maryland to spend some time with the family!!! oh and before i go to MD im getting a puppy!!! im sooooo excited!!! see you all on sunday night/ monday morning!!! MWAH

Yard Sale
A man was walking one day, when he came to this big house in a nice neighborhood. Suddenly he realized there was a nude couple making love out on the lawn. Then he noticed another couple over behind a tree. Then he saw an other couple behind some bushes by the house. He walked up to the door of the house and knocked. A well-dressed woman answered the door and the man asked what kind of a place this was. "This is a brothel," replied the madam. "Well, what's all this out on the lawn?" queried the man. "Oh, we're having a yard sale today."

I See
I see you alone in your room... I see you hidden from the world... I see you naked... in a sense... I see you for who you really are... I see you... behind all the masks and charades... A cheat... a liar... a phony... a fake... And oh so much hate... As the blade runs across your skin... I see what you really are inside... I see that you are no different than I... I see you had no reason for the hate you bestowed upon me... Before you go... Tell me one thing... What makes you hate??? But alas I was too late... For to much blood had been spilled... So I ask you now... Was it really worth it???

Shrimp In Mustard-horseradish Sauce
Ingredients: Shrimp 1 thin slice lemon ¼ tsp salt 20 large shrimp(1 lb), peeled and de-veined Sauce 4 tsp lemon juice 2 tsp Dijon mustard 2 ½ Tbsp olive oil 1 Tbsp prepared horseradish 2 tsp sour cream ¼ tsp salt 1/8 tsp black pepper 2 tsp finely chopped scallions Instructions: 1. To make shrimp: In saucepan, combine 1 ½ quarts of water, lemon slice, and salt. Bring to boil over high heat. Reduce the heat, and cook 5 minutes. Add shrimp to lemon water, and cook until opaque and pink, 2 to 3 minutes. Drain, and discard lemon slice. 2. To make sauce: Mix lemon juice and mustard in large bowl. Gradually whisk in oil to make slightly thickened sauce. Stir in horseradish, sour cream, salt, and pepper. 3. Add shrimp to sauce, and toss to coat. Sprinkle with scallions. Serve immediately at room temperature, or chill, then serve. Nutritional Information: Per Serving: 126 Calories 7g Protein 2g Carbohydrate 10g Fat 2g Saturated Fat 54mg Cholesterol 0g Fiber

Andre And The Mojo
Miss Bonzel was known to be a woman of spiritual power, but the nature and source of that power were matters of some discussion. She lived in a large, unfurnished house that had been bequeathed to her by a man who had the misfortune to be eaten by an alligator shortly after finalizing his will. His relatives took the furniture upon notice of his demise. On this particular day, Miss Bonzel answered a knock at her door. A fair-haired boy of seven years stood before her. "Who are you?" she demanded. "I'm Andre Jolevett," he replied. "Why you comin to see me?" "My mama's sick." "Your mama send you here?" "No." "The doctor been to see your mama?" Miss Bonzel inquired. "Yeah, but Doctor Pardieu didn't do nothin but tell her to get some rest. She been in bed for more than a week and she aint no better. I think maybe someone put a mojo on her." Miss Bonzel studied the boy suspiciously. "Did you bring me some money?" she asked. "I don't have no money, but I'

Beer Vs. Pussy
A beer is always wet. A pussy needs encouragement. Advantage: Beer. A beer tastes horrible served hot. A pussy tastes better served hot. Advantage: Pussy. Beers have commercials making fun of skunky ones. Pussy does not. advantage: Tie If you get a hair in your teeth consuming pussy, and you are not disgusted. Advantage: Pussy 24 beers come in a box. A pussy is a box you can come in. Advantage: Pussy Buy too much beer and you will get fat. Buy too much pussy and you will get poor. Advantage: Tie

Sf Cheesecake
Description: I doubled recipe and used 2% milk, combination 1/3 less cream cheese and fat-free cream cheese, and regular Cool Whip. Approximate carbohydrates for double recipe cheesecake only: 13 carbs for 1/16 slice. Carbs for nut crust and cherry topping will be extra. Source: Misty Ingredients: SUGAR FREE CHEESECAKE...frozen 1 Graham cracker crust or nut crust 8 oz. tub Cool Whip (Regular or Fat Free) 1 box sugar free instant Jello Cheesecake Pudding 1 cup skim milk 8 oz. cream cheese (regular, 1/3 less or fat free) Instructions: Approximate carbohydrates for double recipe cheesecake only: 13 carbs for 1/16 slice. Carbs for nut crust and cherry topping will be extra. Nutritional Information: 258 Calories; 17g Fat (59.7% calories from fat); 4g Protein; 22g Carbohydrate; trace Dietary Fiber; 32mg Cholesterol; 280mg Sodium. Exchanges: 1/2 Lean Meat; 0 Non-Fat Milk; 3 Fat; 1 1/2 Other Carbohydrates.

What Would You Do With Me In 24 Hours
i would lick and suck you pussy till you would tell me to stop and the i would get you to lay on your back and take it nice and slow and then i would get you on you side and and do the same thing and then i would get you on your knees and hit it as hard as i could then we wuld do it all over again

Polly Or Jack
A middle manager was in a quandary. He had to downsize one of his staff members. He had narrowed it down to one of two candidates, Polly or Jack. It would be a difficult decision to make, as they were both equally qualified and both did excellent work. He finally decided that in the morning, whichever one used the water cooler first would be the one to be let go. Polly came in early that morning, hugely hung over after partying all night and getting no sleep. She went to the cooler to get some water to take an aspirin. The manager approached her and said, "Polly, I've never done this before, but I have to lay you or Jack off." Polly replied, "Could you jack off? I have a terrible headache."

Seafood And Asparagus
Ingredients: 1 Tbsp peanut oil 1 cup thinly sliced red pepper ½ cup thinly sliced yellow pepper ½ cup diced onion 2 cups sliced fresh asparagus 2 garlic cloves, minced 1 Tbsp minced ginger 1 lb sea scallops ½ lb sea bass, cut into 2-inch cubes ¼ cup lite soy sauce 2 Tbsp rice vinegar 2 tsp sugar 3 cups cooked rice Instructions: 1. In a wok heat the oil on high 2. Add peppers and onions to the heated oil and stir-fry for 3 minutes 3. Add asparagus and stir-fry for another 3 minutes 4. Then, add the garlic and ginger and stir-fry for 3 more minutes 5. Finally, add the seafood, but be sure to cover the wok and then steam for 2 minutes 6. Lastly, mix together the soy sauce, rice vinegar, and sugar. Put in the wok. 7. The mix should cook for 3-4 minutes and when ready to serve pour it over rice. Nutritional Information: Exchanges 2 Starch 1 Vegetable 2 Very Lean Meat Calories 270 Calories from Fat 36 Total Fat 4 g Saturated Fa 1 g Cholest

Blah Blah Blah...
So, this is my first blog. I'm new to this whole lost cherry thing. It's pretty cool though I guess. I'm bored outta my mind right now. My boyfriend's at work. =O( 3rd shift sucks!! This is his first week on 3rd shift, and I already hate it. Because I'm use to seeing him every day. And now I've only seen him a few days this week. So, hopefully things will look up. =O) Tonight was trick-or-treating over in Kentucky, and Danny took his little boy. I was really looking forward to going with them, but Danny never called me back last night or today. So, I was really upset about that. Because I had been looking forward to taking Daniel trick-or-treating for almost a month now. So, trick-or-treat night is on Tuesday here where I live. So, maybe Danny can get some rest, and we can go out then. I'm keepin my fingers crossed about that. But I guess I'm gonna end this now. Happy Halloween to everyone!!

Scalloped Potatoes
Ingredients: 2 medium potatoes, peeled and thinly sliced 1 small onion, chopped 2 teaspoons flour Salt and pepper to taste 1 1/2 cups 1% milk 1 teaspoon light, soft-tub margarine 2 tablespoons Parmesan cheese Instructions: Preheat or toaster oven to 350 degrees F. place half the potatoes in a baking dish. Scatter the onion over them. Sprinkle with flour, salt and pepper. Place remaining potatoes on top of the onions. Heat the milk simmer. Pour the milk over the potatoes, dot with margarine, and sprinkle with cheese. Bake for about 1 hour until potatoes are tender. Nutritional Information: Per Serving calories 123; calories from fat 22; total fat 2 g; saturated fat 1 g, cholesterol 8 mg; sodium 122 mg; total carbohydrates 20 g; dietary fiber 2 g; sugars 7 g, protein 6 g Dietary Exchange: serving Size 1/2 cup; starch 1; fat-free milk 0.5

Sesame Basil Chicken Tidbits
Ingredients: Chicken: ¾ lb boneless, skinless chicken breast Marinade: 3 Tbsp lite soy sauce 2 tsp dry sherry 2 Tbsp fresh orange juice 2 Tbsp minced fresh basil 1 Tbsp toasted sesame seeds 2 dried red chilies Red leaf lettuce to line platter Instructions: 1. Slice and cut chicken into 2-inch cubes. 2. In a bowl mix together all the marinade ingredients. 3. Add together the cubed chicken breast and marinade mix and let marinate for at least 2 hours. 4. Place chicken breasts on a broiler rack. Broil each side of the chicken for 2-3 minutes or until cooked. 5. Serve on a red leaf lettuce platter. Nutritional Information: Exchange 2 Very Lean Meat Calories 79 Calories from Far 20 Total Fat 2 g Saturated Fat 1 g Cholesterol 34 mg Sodium 131 mg Carbohydrate 1 g Dietary Fiber 0 g Sugars 1 g Protein 13 g

Presence Of Mind!!
John works in a supermarket. A man came in and asked John for half a kilogram of butter. The boy told him they only sold 1 kg packets of butter, but the man was persistent. The boy said he'd go ask his manager what to do. John walked into the back room and said, "There's a bloody fellow out there who wants to buy only half a kilo of butter." As he finished saying this he turned around to find the man standing right behind him, so he added, "And this gentleman wants to buy the other half." The manager finished the deal and later said! to John, "You almost got yourself in a lot of trouble earlier, but I must say I was impressed with the way you got yourself out of it. You think on your feet, and I like it a lot. Which place are you from?" John replied, "I'm from Mexico, sir." "Oh really? Why did you leave Mexico?" asked the manager. John replied, "They're all just prostitutes and soccer players up there."! "My wife is from Mexico," the manager said.

Worth The While
did you take something before you left that satisfyed your sinners lust when the demons whispered to burn and you chose a sacrifice to cut off the diffacult growth of my love in your mind did it feel right do you sleep at last twelve moons later in the dark that you fear or did you just become the night you are the nightmare, why stop there? did you walk through the valley of the shadow of love and fear no evil for it was you...? are you whole in your empty to live without the magick the miracle... did you take anything to make this worth while beside a still beating broken heart?

Stephen King
Stephen King Bibliography Novels: Carrie (1974) • ’Salem’s Lot (1975) • Rage (as Richard Bachman) (1977) • The Shining (1977) • Night Shift (stories) (1978) • The Stand (1978) • The Dead Zone (1979) • The Long Walk (as Richard Bachman) (1979) • Firestarter (1980) • Cujo (1981) • Road Work (as Richard Bachman) (1981) • The Dark Tower I: The Gunslinger (1982) • Different Seasons (novellas) (1982) • The Running Man (as Richard Bachman) (1982) • Christine (1983) • Pet Sematary (1983) • Cycle of the Werewolf (1983) • The Talisman (written with Peter Straub) (1984) • Thinner (as Richard Bachman) (1984) • Skeleton Crew (stories) (1985) • The Bachman Books (novel collection) (1985) • It (1986) • The Eyes of the Dragon (1987) • Misery (1987) • The Dark Tower II: The Drawing of the Three (1987) • The Tommyknockers (1988) • Dark Visions (cowritten with George R. R. Martin and Dan Simmons) (1988) • The Dark Half (1989) • Dolan's Cadillac (1989) • My Pretty Pony (1989) • The Stand: The Comple

Love...
Thoughts of you illuminate my spirit; Never a flicker of flame, but with Arching bolts which strike with a force That disturbs my equilibrium. My mind races as waves of passion flush over My pale skin, causing me to gaze upon visions Of impossible romantic possibilities. Pathetic is this woman who anticipates the True rhythm of love, with a man she will never hold. My imagined discourse of thoughts leave me suffering, As my lips quiver with the words I shall never speak to his: "I have loved you more than anybody in this world."

Leave Me Open
why could you not lie with me instead of to me stay with me not betray me be anything but more questions why fucker, why? leave me open in this hole love me instead of use like the rest why could you not be true when it's so simple for me?

The Meeting
My name is Jim; I'm an alcoholic. I've clocked little time in this program damn little, but I'm working on another day. I've found that I have a relatively low tolerance for incompetence. I get real tired of working with imbeciles who either don't have enough common sense to perform a menial task or who dont give a damn about anything but their time cards. But I'm becoming a little more forgiving of the ones with no common sense. Hell, they have a heavy enough cross to bear without my adding to the load. Today I demonstrated a little of my own incompetence by losing a company check for three hundred dollars. I asked my Higher Power to help me find it, but He didnt know where it was either. I guess I'll have to make a call and ask that guy to write me another one. I was driving down the street in heavy traffic today and a couple of morons pulled out in front of my truck. I had to lock up the brakes. Then the passenger in that car turned around and laughed at me. If I w

Active Duty
Just a few more days left. On Monday I start a new section of my military career. I have reenlisted for 4 more years a couple weeks ago. I am now back on active duty. I leave Monday for St Louis and spend the night there. Then on Tuesday I ship out to Ft Leonardwood, MO, where I will spend the next few months for training as a Motor Vehicle Operator. I may be out of touch for a little while, not sure yet what internet facilities they have there. I will be in touch as much as I can. Wish me luck. So far it's the waiting that has been killing me. Been packing and cleaning and trying to see family before I leave, so it's been a busy week. Can't wait to start this.

Crying Silent Tears Tonight
Am crying silent tears tonight For real ones never come Life's not supposed to be this hard Joy should be there somewhere. I seem to have missed this place Where happiness must roam Maybe if I look hard enough I'll find in under some stone My path I walk is burdensome My life is just not fair It's filled with strife and troublesome So I'll cast my woes into the air A new love has found it's way to me So near and yet so far I hope he is looking up tonight At his special Star I say to him, my love is pure For this I am sure Sweet Witch will cast no spells Will never break your heart No matter how far we are We never stray apart

Getting My Life Straight Again....
Life has been fairly screwed up since my exwife and I seperated almost a year ago. Finally things are starting to look up again. I am attempting to reenlist in the Army, and hope everything works out. The truth of the matter is, my life hasn't really been right since I got out of the military back in '98. The service was my life and I really miss wearing that uniform. My ex g/f and I called things quits once and for all about a month ago, and the other day I realized that even though I will miss her, the end of our relationship will allow me to rectify a serious mistake I made a few years back. I had the girl of my dreams staring me straight in the face and I let her slip through my fingertips. I won't make that mistake again. I will miss the ex g/f's friendship though, because when I was feeling my worst, all she had to do was crack one of her smartass jokes and all would be well again. Well, that's about it for now....time to get back to work... PEACE!!!

Glen's Rules For Voting In Lc Contests
Rule #1... If you ask me to vote for you in a contest, I will rate and comment you, and do so happily! I LOVE you guys!!! :) Rule #2... If I find that there are other ladies from my friend list in your contest, I will rate you and each one of them, but not comment anyone...because A) It's only fair, and B) I ain't no fool. I'm not about having irate women all up after me over it! lol Rule #3... If you ask me to "pimp" you, I will IF I feel comfortable about it. Rest assured...if your contest is "Best Pic of a Chick Blowing a Goat" or something of that nature, I will most likely decline! :) Rule #4... If I do not know you, and you send a URL and a "Please Vote Me" to my shout box, I will go to your contest and rate and comment every other person in the contest but you!!! I HATE THAT!!! Rule #5... If you ask me to vote for you and Karen Marie is in your contest, I am sorry but I won't vote for you. I have an exclusive arrangement with her that I only vote and comment he

Help Her Lvl.
Ok guys my friend is only 1,015 points from leveling so if you have time to go by and show her some love and help her out it would be greatly appercaited!! *HUGS,KISSES&LOVE* TO ALL MY CHERRIES!!! KNSaylor27@ LostCherry

What Color Falls From Your Eyes?
You scored as sadess. tears of sadness fall from your eyes as they do mine. no matter what happens.. it will blow oever and you'll be fine...trust me.. even though someone hurt you, and you cant forget. you will. time is the healer of all.sadess70%anger60%confusion40%faker30%what colour tears fall from your eyes?created with QuizFarm.com

Hmmm
You scored as March. MARCH: Attractive personality. Affectionate Shy and reserved. Secretive. Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic. Loves peace and serenity. Sensitive to others. Loves to serve others. Easily angered. Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness. Observant and assesses others. Revengeful. Loves to dream and fantasize. Loves traveling. Loves attention. Hasty decisions in choosing partners. Loves home decors. Musically talented. Loves special things. MoodyMarch100%April0%May0%FEBRUARY0%january0%June0%JULY0%November0%OCTOBER0%SEPTEMBER0%

A Tribute To Thompson
Author/journalist, Hunter S. Thompson, who was brilliantly portrayed by Johnny Depp in the film Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas, died in his Colorado home on February 20, 2005 from a self-inflicted gunshot. Despite his appetite for hallucinogenic drugs and radical behavior, Thompson was a thinker and a damn good writer, and his passing is a loss to the world. Thompson, in his last will and testament, requested that upon his death, his body be shot from a cannon. This presents two fundamental problems; 1) finding a cannon large enough to hold his remains, and 2) dealing with the resulting biohazard and environmental issues. After some thought into the matter, I have developed the following solution: Battle ship cannons would be of sufficient size to stuff a human body down the tube. It may be possible to mount one of these guns on the Chevron oil tanker, the Condoleezza Rice. Thompson, a staunch democrat, would no doubt be amused with the irony of being shot out of artillery f

What Pistol Are You
You scored as .357 Magnum. You love a well rounded pistol. You like the feel and accuracy of a revolver. You like to have a good knock-down but still look modest and be considered the underdog.9 Mil80%.357 Magnum80%.44 Magnum80%Mac 1080%Glock60%.38 Special60%.4550%What pistol are you?created with QuizFarm.com

February Rules!!! :)
You scored as FEBRUARY. FEBRUARY: Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest and loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness and challenges. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not show it. Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friends but rarely shows it. Daring and stubborn. Realizing dreams and hopes. Sharp. Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous. Spendthrift. Tries to learn to show emotions. FEBRUARY100%May0%April0%March0%June0%january0%JULY0%November0%OCTOBER0%SEPTEMBER

My Horrible Track Record With Leonine Women - Part 1
Colleen McAvoy, Aug. 11, 1967 Colleen lived in the neighborhood where I grew up. She and her friend, Chris Tabor, were two of the bitchiest girls anyone could ever meet, unless you're one of the Perez brothers, but that's another story. A little back history: One fateful summer day, my brother Rick called Chris Tabor a bitch. I don't remember why she deserved it this time, but we were in our front yard of a 2 acre lot, and they on their way from her house to Colleen's. They were being snotty and making rude comments. Perhaps we deserved them. I don't think so, but no matter. The first thing Colleen does is pick up a ROCK and throws it at my brother's head. He must have been... oh, 9 maybe 10 (I'm three years older). He was bleeding profusely from a 2 inch gash in the back of his head and had to go to the emergency room for stitches. She came back to say she was sorry, for what it's worth, but the fact remains he wasn't even looking at her when she threw it. Perhaps a year late

So Excited Yet So Much 2 Tell
okay guyes lets first start out with sorrie i havent been on this site...its cuz i got kicked outta my house for 2 1/2 weeks and the person i was staying with didnt have a computer so i couldnt check my messages or nething. sorrie guys !!!! okay so i came back this past sunday and then monday i went 2 raw !! if any1 is a wrestling fan ull know what im talkin about. they came 2 chicago and omg i was sooo happy i got 2 see every1 i friggen love live !! and on top of that i got 2 see my girl rachel. i havent seen her in like forever and a day. and for every wrestling fan out there who watched raw...i got 2 see something no1 at home got 2 see. batista got another title match after triple h and orton went at it and batista won by disqualification bc 'king booker' hit him with the title and batista was soooo close 2 omg !!! im 2 happy about seeing everything i saw !!!! :) okay im done now...

Goodnight Beautiful
She said goodnight has I hung up the phone all I said was bye she text me and said she was sad cause I did not say goodnight back I told her I was sorry she forgave me and said she wasn't mad but I cannot forgive myself for making a beautiful woman sad So from now on I will make sure to say goodnight cause I never want to see her sad

Happened Again
Someone fell.... I need to start tying a rope to people... save them when I see em fallin down.. Cursed.... Cursed... Cursed... Fug it... Imma enjoy this one while its happenin'... Thankfully.... Usually the thump on the head when they reach the end of the fall knocks em back to thier sences... lmao... ya'll are clueless..

Venting Some Shit That Bugs Me.....
Something that always has bugged me is how some guys have it all and don't know it. Guys that treat their women like shit cause they don't want their friends to think they are pussies or.. they are so damn controlling over them that they treat them like slaves. They want to know where they are going and who they are talking to and the women has to have dinner on the table for him so he can eat and then go out and get drunk or stoned with his friends. And when they want sex, by god the women better be ready no matter if she has to get up and go to work in a couple of hours or not. One women told me about a abusive relationship where the guy woke her up and wanted her to suck his dick(he was drunk) so she did it..knowning that in a couple of hours she had to be at work..She goes off to work and the drunk bastard sleeps all day until 3pm about the time she would be coming home. Other things that burn me up inside is hearing about guys that have kids and don't want to have

I Just Don't Get Women
Women are always complaining about guys being such assholes to them but I think that's what most women really want. I moved my last girlfriend here from the Midwest since she claimed to love me and really needed to get out of her situation in which her ex-boyfriend was showing up drunk on the weekend harassing her and beating her. Well, lo and behold after her being here for less than two weeks, after I provided for her every need (which apparently she hated) as she was attending school and wasn't receiving any income, she decided to take off back home under the guise of her father being sick and needing surgery. She just couldn't stand the fact that I provided everything she needed, that I put my life on hold for her until she got comfortable at school, and basically stopped all contact with friends online since she was so jealous for some reason. So after getting back home and trashing me to all her friends online she continued to check on me by visiting my profiles on this and oth

Ima Bat!! Wtf
You scored as Bat!. You Are The Lonely Bat! Laying around upside down most of the time you never are fond of the word "Bored." You have the BEST hearing but usually don't take t for granted! Flying is fun, only when you're trying to escape from something. Just remember try not to scare the humans!Kitty Cat!88%Bat!88%Horse.81%Tiger.69%Polar Bear.69%Wolf63%Snake.63%Monkey!63%Koala44%Panda.44%Alligator!

How Bad Are You Wanted?
How bad are you wanted? Post this and see how many messages u get....don't be scared!! (1) just friends (2) gorgeous (3) cute as heck (4) hot (5) fine (6) sexy (7) amazingly sexy (8) we can be friends with benefits (9) id take u to my crib (10) i want 2 make u my gf/bf (11) i love u baby (12) call me.....(__)____-___

Random So Take It
You scored as U ROCK!!!!!!!. U ROCK!!!!WHAT MORE CAN BE SAID.(PLEASE RATE AND TAKE MY OTHER QUIZZES THANKYOU)COOL!!!!!20%U ROCK!!!!!!!20%CHAV LOSER!!!!!!10%Your like me!!!!!10%RANDOM!!!!(SO TAKE IT)created with QuizFarm.com

The Animal I Am
You scored as Wolf. You Scored As The Awesome Wolf! So cute and cuddley looking you can be feirce! Protecting your young and sometimes your mate you can be very mean. Other wise you're sweet but always on the lookout for something to happen. Eating rare meats and hunting in a pack is your game! Thats something you can't live without. Howling is how you communicate!Tiger.100%Wolf100%Monkey!88%Polar Bear.81%Alligator!75%Horse.75%Panda.56%Kitty Cat!50%Snake.44%Koala44%Bat!

Ok...hand Me Sum Soap..lol
You scored as Not so clean. You're not what I'd call pure, but you're not too dirty. Thats okay... i guess?Not so clean70%Complete Filth50%Pedofile10%Pure and Innocent0%How dirty is your mind?created with QuizFarm.com

Without Her
Without Her by Dante Gabriel Rossetti (1828 - 1882) What of her glass without her? The blank grey There where the pool is blind of the moon’s face. Her dress without her? The tossed empty space Of cloud-rack whence the moon has passed away. Her paths without her? Day’s appointed sway Usurped by desolate night. Her pillowed place Without her? Tears, ah me! for love’s good grace, And cold forgetfulness of night or day. What of the heart without her? Nay, poor heart, Of thee what word remains ere speech be still? A wayfarer by barren ways and chill, Steep ways and weary, without her thou art, Where the long cloud, the long wood’s counterpart, Sheds doubled darkness up the labouring hill.

The Banks Of Bonnie Doon
The Banks Of Bonnie Doon by Robert Burns (1759–1796) Yon banks and hills of bonnie Doon, How can you bloom so fresh and fair? And little birds, how can you chaunt With me so weary... full o' care? You'll break my heart, you warbling birds That wanton thru the flow'ry thorns You remind me of departed joys Departed... never to return. Oft did I rove by bonnie Doon To see the rose and woodbine twine And every bird sang of its love As fondly once I sang of mine. With lightsome heart I pulled a rose Full sweet from off its thorny tree But my first lover stole that rose And, ah! has left its thorns with me.

Rose Aylmer
Rose Aylmer by Walter Savage Landor (1775 - 1864) Ah, what avails the sceptred race; Ah, what the form divine. What every virtue, every grace, Rose Aylmer, all were thine. Rose Aylmer, whom these wakeful eyes May weep, but never see; A night of memories and of sighs I consecrate to thee.

A Couple Curious Of Trying New Things
Leeanne is about 5'10 to 5'11, that is tan complection, long hair that stops at her back that is brown,pretty brown eyes, big lips,long tongue,thick hips, big ass,long legs,big breast about 36D,flat stomach, and muscular arms. Lenny is about 6'2,caramel complection,broad shoulders,bald head,strong arms but not to strong that when he flexes you see his veins,big lips,long tongue,muscular legs,tight firm ass,brown eyes, flat stomach with 6 pack,tight firm ass,7 inch and a half inch dick that is one to two inches in thickness on the shaft with big balls. It was a thursday evening a couple was interested of changing roles for a day. The couple was walking around a sex store as they were looking at pornos, sex toys, strap-on tongue rings, flavored lubes etc...As they came across some strap-on dildos Lenny got hard and Leeanne didn't know why.They start looking through dildos on what size he wanted to try they went with a 8 inch dildo that was ripped with veins that shoots out that fake c

When Life Slaps You In The Face!!!!
I just had a fight with an ex boyfriend of mine, and my fiance Frankie, who i love dearly is worried that i'm going to leave him for my ex! Even though i have reassured him that i'm not leaving him for my ex, i don't think he believes me! I love frankie with all of my heart, and my ex, well we are best friends at least that's what he keeps on telling me, but yet he won't ever tell me anyhting that's bothering him, and as far as i knew, didn't best friends tell each other everything? that's what i'm so damn confused about!!!

What Color Represnts You
You scored as White. White represents purity, calmness and innocense, and you fit all this. You are angelic to the core and would never dream of hurting anyone on purpose. The events of this world tend to shock you and you cannot wait to escape to a better place. You believe in the good of people. Your kind and loving nature makes you very hard to resist.Blue67%White67%Orange50%Black50%Green50%Purple50%Pink33%Yellow33%Red0%Which Colour Represents You???created with QuizFarm.com

Jeanie With The Light Brown Hair
Jeanie with the Light Brown Hair by Stephen Foster (1826 - 1864) I dream of Jeanie with the light brown hair, Borne, like a vapor, on the summer air; I see her tripping where the bright streams play, Happy as the daisies that dance on her way. Many were the wild notes her merry voice would pour, Many were the blithe birds that warbled them o'er: Oh! I dream of Jeanie with the light brown hair, Floating, like a vapor, on the soft summer air. I long for Jeanie with the daydawn smile, Radiant in gladness, warm with winning guile; I hear her melodies, like joys gone by, Sighing round my heart o'er the fond hopes that die:- Sighing like the night wind and sobbing like the rain,- Wailing for the lost one that comes not again: Oh! I long for Jeanie, and my heart bows low, Never more to find her where the bright waters flow. I sigh for Jeanie, but her light form strayed Far from the fond hearts round her native glade; Her smiles have vanished and her sweet songs f

Life
My husband joined the military and ever sense he did he's been gone most of the time.He was sent to boot camp while i was pregnant with our baby girl and he was gone most of the pregnancy. We did get really lucky compared to other military couples he was here for the birth for only two weeks afterwards.Then he had to go to his first station duty down in killeen texas. we had a 2 week old baby girl and we only got to see him on weekends if we got lucky.Then come to find out he was being shipped to iraq.Well it was a hard road to drive but we made it and he'll be leaving iraq november 23. I am really excited and cant wait to see him.we'll be moving down to killeen shortly after he comes home.

If Grief For Grief...
If Grief for Grief can Touch Thee by Emily Bronte (1818 - 1848) If grief for grief can touch thee, If answering woe for woe, If any truth can melt thee Come to me now! I cannot be more lonely, More drear I cannot be! My worn heart beats so wildly 'Twill break for thee-- And when the world despises-- When Heaven repels my prayer-- Will not mine angel comfort? Mine idol hear? Yes, by the tears I'm poured, By all my hours of pain O I shall surely win thee, Beloved, again!

My Color
You scored as Purple. Purple is powerful, just like you. You are a very devoted person that likes to get things finished and you do this by balancing out fun and seriousness. This way you get the best of both and no matter what always end up winning. You are very competitive, driven and have an aura of mystery about you which sometimes people find astounding.Orange94%Purple94%Red89%Blue78%Green61%Black61%White44%Pink39%Yellow17%Which Colour Represents You???created with QuizFarm.com

How Like A Winter...
How Like a Winter Hath My Absence Been by William Shakespeare (1564 - 1616) How like a winter hath my absence been From thee, the pleasure of the fleeting year! What freezings have I felt, what dark days seen! What old December's bareness everywhere! And yet this time removed was summer's time, The teeming autumn, big with rich increase, Bearing the wanton burden of the prime, Like widowed wombs after their lords' decrease: Yet this abundant issue seemed to me But hope of orphans and unfathered fruit; For summer and his pleasures wait on thee, And, thou away, the very birds are mute; Or, if they sing, 'tis with so dull a cheer That leaves look pale, dreading the winter's near

Yay! Im Purple...hmm..all Of A Sudden Im Addicted To These Stupid Tests! Lol
You scored as Purple. Purple is powerful, just like you. You are a very devoted person that likes to get things finished and you do this by balancing out fun and seriousness. This way you get the best of both and no matter what always end up winning. You are very competitive, driven and have an aura of mystery about you which sometimes people find astounding.Purple61%Blue56%Pink56%White50%Black45%Green39%Red33%Yellow33%Orange28%Which Colour Represents You???created with QuizFarm.com

Which Animal Is More Like You?
You scored as Horse.. You Are The Running Horse! Wanting to be free you tempt to escape your "jail" of a home. You hate racing for others but love to run, it's also an easy escape! You love your mane blowing in the breeze and sometimes don't worry about how you look. Keep running free if you can, don't let the world stop you.Horse.81%Tiger.75%Kitty Cat!75%Wolf69%Monkey!56%Polar Bear.50%Panda.50%Snake.44%Koala44%Bat!44%Alligator!

Heart,we Will Forget Him
Heart, We Will Forget Him by Emily Dickinson (1830 - 1886) Heart, we will forget him, You and I, tonight! You must forget the warmth he gave, I will forget the light. When you have done pray tell me, Then I, my thoughts, will dim. Haste! ‘lest while you’re lagging I may remember him!

Emotional
Lately I have been so confused I am missing my ex alot lately.. not to sure why yet but i have been. I have also been talking with a few guys and well been let down by two of them already... Im so done with liars!! I feel so alone right now... like noone understands what is going on.. there are alot of things that are happening in my life that i dont understand if any one could talk feel free to hit me up it would be great to talk to some people thanks bye

Survey #2
Blame my friend Swiss Cheese for these. I do. :) 1. EVER HAD MONO? Nope. Well, I did just listen to "Life of Mono" by the band Mono. 2. LAST PLACE YOU WENT? Sadly, work. Last *fun* place I went? Out shopping for my Halloween costume! Whoo hoo! 3. LAST GIFT YOU RECEIVED?? On Lost Cherry? A get well card (aww) 'cuz I've had the flu. In real life? God. Umm... oh, my sister gave me a Marvin the Martian keychain! 4. EVER DROPPED A CELL PHONE? Sure. I'm a klutz. Ergo, I drop things. 5. WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT? Last week. Been sick this week :( Unless you count three hours cruising around the mall on Saturday. Which we should. God I hate the mall. 6. THING(S) YOU SPEND A LOT OF MONEY ON? Books. 7. LAST FOOD YOU ATE? Arby's ham and swiss sub and potato cakes. Mmmm... potato cakes. 8. FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX? Face? I don't know. 9. ONE FAVORITE SONG? I don't think I could narrow it down to one. Maybe "Rainbow

Should I Sleep With Men
You scored as Yes you must!. Yes, you should sleep with men, you would feel much better afterwards.Yes you must!75%No.50%Give it one try8%You'd better not!0%Should i try sleeping with men?created with QuizFarm.com

I'm A Butt Person Lol
You scored as Butt. You are attracted to: the ass! your an ass man/woman.Butt100%Boobs75%Abs/Stomach67%Penis67%Face58%What Body Part Are You Attracted To?(pics) ver. 2.0created with QuizFarm.com

My Saying
You have to take the good with the bad, smile with the sad, love what you got, and remember what you had, always forgive but never forget, learn from your mistakes, but never regret; people change, things go wrong, just remember that life goes on" Words to live by

Stupid Is As Stupid Does
Why are we; as a nation, letting our idiot leader (Bush) blow $2-$8 BILLION on a barrier to keep Mexican/Hispanics out? The majority of Hispanics I've come in contact with are here to work and make a better life...hmmm, isn't that the original American Dream? God forbid they come here and take jobs that natural born citizens won't work! Just more proof that Bush is a complete moron! (Just my opinion)

What Body Part Are You Attracted To?
You scored as Abs/Stomach. You are attracted to: the abs/stomach. You are a abs/stomach guy/gurl.Abs/Stomach92%Face67%Penis58%Butt33%Boobs17%What Body Part Are You Attracted To?(pics) ver. 2.0created with QuizFarm.com

These Tests Arent At All What Theyre "quacked" Up To Be!!! Hehe
You scored as Donald Duck. Your alter ego is Donald Duck! Try as you might, you have a nasty temper that is hard to control. But you try hard to please, and you arn't one to go down without a fight. Donald Duck75%Peter Pan69%Goofy63%The Beast44%Cruella De Ville44%Sleeping Beauty44%Ariel38%Cinderella38%Pinocchio31%Snow White31%Which Disney Character is your Alter Ego?created with QuizFarm.com

~bulletin To Blog~ **i Was Thinking**
I am thinking about how cool the sun looks as it reflects off my glass coffee table and refracts all over the living room. I am sitting here wishing I was somewhere else. The view is cool but just outside my grasp....As the clouds fade into view and push the sun aside I am able to see the different shades of grey. The feelings pass and reality returns. The stale taste of crushed up lorcet sting my tongue and I wash it down with my luke warm coke. I push past the pain in my head and put on a smile pretending everything is alright. I watch the sun start dropping, the light fading, anticipating the night that surrounds us.I gaze into the dark looking for your face in the distance. I hold close as I push through the endless stream of bodies who prevent me from moving foward. I shove them but they are stronger than I. The dwindling light pulls me close and swallows me. My hand reaching out for you, and somehow everything is ok.....

Food Stuff
2 LBS. LEAN GROUND MEAT ( TURKEY) 1 LBS. CUBED STEAK 1 CAN OF MUSHROOMS 1 RED BELL PEPPER CHOPPED 1 GREEN BELL PEPPER CHOPPED 1 YELLOW BELL PEPPER CHOPPED 1 HOLE ONION CHOPPED 2 15 OZ. CANS OF BLACK BEANS 2 BIG CANS OF KIDNEY BEANS 2 CANS OF DICED TOMATOES 1 AND 1/4 CUP OF PURE CANE BROWN SUGAR 2 OZ OF LIME JUICE 3 BIG PINCHES OF BLACK PEPPER 1 OR 2 PACKETS OF CHILI POWDER 1 BAY LEAF 1 BOTTLE OF DARK BEER (GUINESS) WATER OF COURSE FRYING PAN THE BIGGEST SLOW COOKER YOU HAVE!!! 1 can hole kernel corn to damn it! Start out by cooking your meats and then frying up your veggies in a clean pan. Add your cooked ingredients with lots of water but only to the top of ingredients for now. add kidney beans,black beans,hole kernel corn,brown sugar,bay leaf,black pepper,lime juice and beer. cook in your slow cooker or big kettle pot for 2 hrs. you'll need to add some water throughout the cooking process. let stnd for about 20 min. and then eat up and enjoy!!!!

My Resume =)
1. My first job was working in an Orange Juice factory, but I got canned. I couldn't concentrate. 2. Then, I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe. 3. After that, I tried to be a Tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it -- mainly because it was a sew-sew job. 4. Next, I tried working in a Muffler Factory, but that was too exhausting. 5. Then, I tried to be a Chef - figured it would add a little spice to my life, but I just didn't have the thyme. 6. I attempted to be a Deli Worker, but any way I sliced it I couldn't cut the mustard. 7. My best job was a Musician, but eventually I found I wasn't noteworthy. 8. I studied a long time to become a Doctor, but I didn't have any patience. 9. Next, was a job in a Shoe Factory. I tried but I just didn't fit in. 10. I became a Professional Fisherman, but discovered that I couldn't live on my net income. 11. I managed to get a good job working for a Pool Mai

My Brothers Funeral
This is the first day I have had to face the fact that my brother died but a few short days ago, today I spoke at his funeral, and said my final good bye tomarrow I have to go to his Military Buriel :( this is hard for me he was the best thing in my life and stood by me even when others would not I have some mental Pictures just seered into my mind that I can not seem to let go of I am so torn apart right now and just need people, and want people around me I have no one here to comfort me and that for me is very hard to deal with.