Need one gal 2 marry... Age no bar
Color no bar
height no bar
caste no bar
but gal's father must have his own bar... CHEERS
Duniya main Bewafaon ki koi kami nahi
SURAJ ko hi dekho
wo Aata hai USHA ke sath
aur Jata hai SANDHYA ke sath,
Sota hai NISHA ke sath aur
Uthta hai KIRAN ke sath
The wife stands in front of a mirror.
"you know, dear," she says, "I look in the mirror & I see an old woman,
face wrinkled, fat legs & flabby arms"
She turns to her husb & says, "Tell me something positive to make me
feel better about myself." He says in a soft voice,"your eye sight is
perfect"
Boyfriend-Sorry mein tumse shadi nahi kar sakta gharwale mana kar rahehai.
Girlfriend-Ghar me kaun kaun hai?
Boyfriend-1 biwi aur 3 bachhe!
Sita: Truck ka horn sunkar tum kaampne kyu lagte ho?
Titu: Ek truck driver meri biwi ko bhagaa le gaya tha, lagta hai jaise usko vapas laya ho.
