"Ya know, Woody - I was lookin through the owner's manual on my car today and I found out that I could dramatically improve the performance by using 96 octane gas."
"You can buy an additive at the auto parts store. But a car like that with a tank full of trick gas is going to get you a ticket."
"Well, I can see where your going with that, Woody. But I was thinkin that it could just as easily save me a ticket."
"I get the drift here, Chris. But..."
"Yeah, I was just recollecting about that mover I got last year. And I was thinking about how if I'd had a little something extra under the hood then, I might be sitting here with a clean driving record now."
"Well you know, Chris, there are safety considerations..."
"Right, and that would be a valid point for the average Joe. But I'm an excellent driver."
"I'm sure you are, Chris. But all things considered..."
"And there are times when a fellow needs to kick out the jams and take care of business - special circumstances and things like that."
"Yes, I understand all that, Chris..."
"You know, Woody, there are rules by which people must abide, and that's a good thing. Because most people really don't understand how to behave without rules."
"Exactly the point I'm trying to make here, Chris."
"But those rules are for people who need rules and they really don't apply to those of us who have our heads on straight."
"Well, you might want to check the position of your head before you take this any further."
"Where's the nearest auto parts store?"
