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CECIL AT THE TABLE

Cecil was an over the hill biker – long hair, beard, leather vest. I'd put him somewhere in his late sixties. He'd been creating a problem over at Tam's blackjack table. Tam don't take no shit and told him to take a hike. So Cecil decides to mosey on over to my table. He was stinking drunk. I'm not sure if he'd pissed his pants before he came to the table or while he was sitting there. Cecil says to me, "Ya wanna know something?" "What's that, Cecil?" "I'm a muthafuckin white man," he says. "Well, I'm sure you must be very proud of that." He tells me to shuffle up and deal. "I got to see some money in the circle first." Cecil checks his wallet. The well was dry. "You wanna know something?" he asks. "Talk to me, Cecil." "I'm a white muthafucka." I could see that this conversation was going nowhere. Then he tries to intimidate me – gives me one of those "I'm gonna kick your ass" looks. I laugh at him. "Go ahead and try something you drunk bastard, and I'll bash your head in with an ashtray," I'm thinking to myself. He calls me bad names. "What an unkind thing to say," I tell him. "Can't we all just get along?" I laugh at my own jokes. Cecil can't handle that. Rick, a Casino Manager, was right on top of the situation. "How much you had to drink tonight, Cecil?" "Couple of beers. What's it to you, ya little prick?" Bad move. It took about twenty seconds for security to show up, then another ten minutes for Cecil to decide to leave the table peacefully. The guards escorted him through the casino and back to his hotel room. Along the way, he paid his respects to all the female players by calling them sluts and whores. I guess the point of all this is, pissing your pants is really not such a big deal when you have your mind on other things. May God be with you, Cecil.
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