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What The Hell?
Ever few minutes creepy little kids dressed as ghosts and gay pirates keep ringing my doorbell looking for candy. Greedy little bastards.
Terminology - Words Women Use:
1.) FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five Minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. 4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! 5.) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.) 6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pa
So, as mushy as it sounds...I think I've met the greatest guy ever, haha. Just thought I'd share. Gotta admit, I'm waiting to mess it up, but at least I'm happy for now. Now, whats gonna be funny, is if he realizes I'm talking about him =)
New Pics!!!!!!!!
I posted new pics.. I have about 94 pics now.. some "naughty". Rate and comment.. Thx!! Oh and be sure to check each album!! -Ghetto Barbie PS. Leave me some love on my voice comment thingy on my page :)
Your Eyes
When I look at your eyes, I see your true self. I see you're sweet, and caring. I see you're giving and forgiving. I see your love for me. When I look at your eyes I stop myself from crying When I'm alone and think about your eyes I cry. I can't stop thinking that one day I'll never see those eyes again That I'll never see the love or the sweetness Or the love that makes you who you are. One day you'll be gone - gone from me. Gone from this world. No matter what happens, those eyes will one day close And forever rest in peace. But you'll never be completely gone, Because every time I close my eyes, There you will be.
There is something about the word "boner" that makes me slightly uncomfortable.
Batman Helps Ga. Town Infested By Bats
Batman helps Ga. town infested by bats By ELLIOTT MINOR, Associated Press Writer Mon Oct 30, 9:29 PM ET So many bats have infested the town's historic district that the sky turns black with each sunset and the neighborhood is calling on Batman to come to the rescue. That's what the local bat remover goes by. George Perkins often makes public appearances in the caped crusader's costume and drives his own Batmobile — a retro-styled Chrysler Prowler with bat emblems. Callers to his office in Eufaula, Ala., known as Bat Cave 1, or Union Springs, Ala., known as Bat Cave 2, hear the "Batman" TV show theme while on hold. The bat-weary residents of Americus aren't laughing. The problem is even too big for Batman, and now the state has promised to help. The Georgia Department of Natural Resources has proposed a long-term plan that includes surveying the bat population, possibly training city workers to do bat removals for needy homeowners and building bat houses in safe areas whe
That Connection
So in life, ultimately all a person is looking for is a connection. Connection with family, friends, a lover. To feel understood, to feel needed, to feel wanted. And sometimes those connections end up being kind of shitty. You get dicked over by friends, in a way misunderstood by family, and jilted by past loves. It has happened to all of us at one point or other. So you search on for connections you feel are worth it, stable, and unrelenting. Unfortunately, things beyond our control occur that cause something horrible to happen. God knows I have dealt with it all. I'm not in search of pity, so I'm not going into it in depth. It's not worth it. But those connections you make in life, are what make life worth every last minute. I have friends and family I love and adore. My Sorority Sisters who mean so much to me. Not every connection is perfect, but its the search, and the discovery that makes life so exciting. Finding someone new that you click with, and feel that connection wit
Halloween Metal Music Now!
If you want good metal to listen to right now while you are wandering CherryTAP, the Leave it on my jukebox. Put some Type O in your Mouth. Enjoy. •MAH•
The Bottle Of Wine
For all of us who are married, were married, wish you were married, or wish you weren't married, this is something to smile about the next time you see a Bottle of wine: Sally was driving home from one of her business trips in Northern Arizona when she saw an elderly Navajo woman walking on the side of the road. As the trip was a long and quiet one, she stopped the car and asked the Navajo woman if she would like a ride. With a silent nod of thanks, the woman got into the car. Resuming the journey, Sally tried in vain to make a bit of small talk with the Navajo woman. The old woman just sat silently, looking intently at everything she saw, studying every little detail, until she noticed a brown bag on the seat next to Sally. "What in bag?" asked the old woman. Sally looked down at the brown bag and said, "It's a bottle of wine. I got it for my husband." The Navajo woman was silent for another moment or two. Then speaking with the quiet wisdom of an elder she sa
I'm Home.
Hey Cherries, I returned this evening from Waco. I've just been updated that my brother's tests have come back okay, and he's just waiting for another test on Thursday. I'll keep y'all updated. On an unrelated note: Happy Halloween Everyone! It's pretty chilly here, but it's supposed to get this way at this time of year. (As much as I dislike it, being a warm weather girl and all). Ready for it to warm up again, lol. Laters. XOXO
Dontcha wish your girlfriend was hot like me. oh yeaa you know you wanna hug me, kiss me, love me. You know you want to be here with me right now. seriously you do, but anyways just being silly cause I can. Hope alls well with everyone. Peace
Some More Of My Favorites
"Success is to be measured not so much by the position that one has reached in life, as by the obstacles which one has overcome while trying to succeed" -Booker T. Washington- "True leaders are not those who strive to be first, but those who are first to strive." True leaders are first to see the need, envision the plan, and empower the team for action. By the strength of the leaders commitment, the power of the team is unleashed." -Unknown- "Do not follow where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail." "Fall not in love, for it will stick to your face." "He who laughs last thinks slowest." "Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental." "I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you." "Noone can make you feel inferior without your permission." "Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional."
There Where Two Snakes Talking.
There where two snakes talking. The 1st one said 'Sidney, are we the type of snakes who wrap ourselves around our prey and squeeze and crush until they're dead? Or are we the type of snake who ambush our prey and bite them and they are poisioned?'. Then the second Snake says "Why do you ask?" The 1st one replies: "I just bit my lip!"
For The Babes :)
RELATIONSHIP RULES.....FOR US GIRLS 1. If a man wants you, nothing can keep him away. If he doesn't want you, nothing can make him stay. 2. Stop making excuses for a man and his behavior. 3. Allow your intuition (or spirit) to save you from heartache. 4. Stop trying to change yourselves for a relationship that's not meant to be. 5 . Slower is better. 6. Never live your life for a man before you find what makes you truly happy. 7. If a relationship ends because the man was not treating you as you deserve then heck no you can't "be friends." A friend wouldn't mistreat a friend. 8. Don't settle. 9. If you feel like he is stringing you along, then he probably is. 10. Don't stay because you think "it will get better." You'll be mad at yourself a year later for staying when things are not better. 11. The only person you can control in a relationship is you. 12. Avoid men who've got a bunch of children by a bunch of different women. He didn't mar
Editor's Eve
As I sit here on the eve of the beginning of my first newspaper command, my consciousness is swimming with conflicting feelings of trepidation and nervousness, anticipation and excitement. I'm all ready for action, but is the paper and the town of Vermilion ready for me?
New Camera
Finally made the decision to get myself a decent camera. Spent a good few years on the prosumer side of the fence but being an old 35mm SLR hand it was difficult not having a camera system. The old camera had a good telephoto lens but still fell short when I needed it most. So ... off into Digital SLR land we go and the new camera is now in my hands. The profile pic is the latest entry but am still getting used to the system having been used to my old camera for 4 years. Still, the new one is doing more than fine and the lenses I have are making life soooo much easier. Soon to see more photos although am going to post some old ones.
Hey All
i'm officially a
What Things On Your Resume Really Mean ........
"What things on your Resume really means" 1. I KNOW HOW TO DEAL WITH STRESSFUL SITUATIONS: I'm usually on Prozac. When I'm not, I take lots of cigarette and coffee breaks. 2. I SEEK A JOB THAT WILL DRAW UPON MY STRONG COMMUNICATION & ORGANIZATIONAL SKILLS: I talk too much and like to tell other people what to do. 3. I'M EXTREMELY ADEPT AT ALL MANNER OF OFFICE ORGANIZATION: I've used Microsoft Office. 4. I'M HONEST, HARD-WORKING AND DEPENDABLE: I pilfer office supplies. 5. MY PERTINENT WORK EXPERIENCE INCLUDES: I hope you don't ask me about all the McJobs I've had. 6. I TAKE PRIDE IN MY WORK: I blame others for my mistakes. 7. I'M BALANCED AND CENTERED: I'll keep crystals at my desk and do Tai Chi in the lunch room. 8. I HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR: I know a lot of corny, old jokes and I tell them badly. 9. I'M PERSONABLE: I give lots of unsolicited personal advice to co-workers. 10. I'M WILLING TO RELOCATE: As I leave San Quentin, anywhere's better.
10 Secrets To Love
The first secret: the power of love. Love begins with our thoughts. We become what we think. Loving thoughts create loving experiences and loving relationships. Affirmations can change our beliefs and thoughts about ourselves and others. If we want to love someone, we need to consider their needs and desires. Thinking about your ideal partner will help recognize him or her when you meet. The second secret: the power of respect. You cannot love anyone or anything unless you first respect them. The first person you need to respect is yourself. To begin to gain self-respect ask yourself, "What do I respect about myself? " To gain respect for others, even those you may dislike, ask yourself, "What do I respect about them?" The third secret: the power of giving. If you want to receive love, all you have to do is give it! The more love you give, the more you will receive. To love is to give of yourself, freely and unconditionally. Practice random acts of kindness. The secret formula
The Talking Parrots
THE TALKING PARROTS A lady approaches her priest and tells him "Father, I have a problem. I have two female talking parrots, but they only know how to say one thing." "What do they say?" the priest inquired. "They only know how to say, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Want to have some fun?'" "That's terrible!" the priest exclaimed, "but I have a solution to your problem. Bring your two female parrots over to my house and I will put them with my two male talking parrots whom I taught to pray and read the bible. My parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase and your female parrots will learn the joys of praise and worship." "Thank you!" the woman responded. The next day the woman brings her female parrots to the priest's house. His two male parrots are holding the rosary beads and praying in their cage. The lady puts her two female parrots in with the male parrots and the female parrots say "Hi we're prostitutes, want to have some fun?" One male parrot look
Just because you've been wronged is no reason to do the wrong thing. In fact it is all the more reason to do the right thing. Just because there's someone to blame for your troubles does not mean that you can end your troubles by hurting that other person. No matter who is to blame for your problems, you are responsible for them. Revenge may be entirely justified, but it will rarely solve the problem. Just as time does not proceed backwards, you cannot right a wrong by committing another wrong. Though punishment is often an appropriate and positive step, it cannot undo what has already been done. The energy you put into blaming others for your problems takes away from the energy you have available to effectively address those problems. Don't let the desire to assign blame detract you from making things right. You cannot move backwards, so put your energy into moving forward.
The Ghost And I
The excitement is building As I prepare for the night Riding off to share desires It makes it worth the flight Off to meet this sexy ghost He's back from the dead The sensual treats I deliver Will be passionately fed It will be on Halloween night The ghost and I will meet In will wear sexy witch attire He wearing a white sheet I have stirred my love potion Sweetest passion I brew I will fly neath the moon light Where we will rendezvous After we savour love potions Which whets our appetite Passionate desire will arise When the ghost and I unite True love is like a ghost, always talked about but rarely seen." Happy Halloween To All!!! Have A Great Day !!!
Easy Stuff
1. Take into account that great love and great achievements involve great risk. 2. When you lose, dont lose the lesson. 3. Follow the three Rs: a)Respect for self, b)Respect for others c)Responsibility for all your actions. 4. Remember that not getting what you want is sometimes a wonderful stroke of luck. 5. Learn the rules so you know how to break them properly. 6. Dont let a little dispute injure a great relationship. 7. When you realize you've made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it. 8. Spend some time alone every day. 9. Open your arms to change, but dont let go of your values. 10. Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer. 11. Live a good, honorable life. Then when you get older and think back, youll be able to enjoy it a second time. 12. A loving atmosphere in your home is the foundation for your life. 13. In disagreements with loved ones, deal only with the current situation. D
Some Computer Humour
TOP TEN LINES FROM INTERNET CHAT ROOMS 1 You're different... I've never felt like this about someone I've never met before. 2 I'm new online and haven't had time to create a profile... but tell me more about yourself. 3 I never do Cybersex! Yet here in this room alone with you, well, I'm getting excited. 4 I'm 5'4, blonde hair, blue eyes and everyone loves my body! 5 I'm 6'0, great tan, and buffed from working out. 6 Yes of course I'm female... 7 I'm in this private room consoling a depressed friend. 8 No this is my only screen name... You mean you can have more then one? 9 I'm not like most of the guy's/gal's here, I want to meet so we can just have coffee and get to know each other. (at the hotel coffee shop) 10 I don't care what you look like, it's what's on the inside that counts (Which is true, it means: I'm horny and could care less, just type) WINDOWS XP ERROR MESSAGES A few of the new error messages that were taken under consideration during the d
Lc Is Crack
dear Baby J: creator of myspace, judge of happiness, jury of complacement, executioner of hopes and dreams..... you have created a monster. worse than Frankenstein. worse than gremlins. worse than joan rivers. this whole lost cherry creation has gotten out of hand. you just posted a little message saying that this site is not shutting down, which i found to be very unfortunate. i would find nothing better for my sanity to come online one day to find that this website has been shut down, forever being lost in the bowels of internet obscurity. in principle and on paper, the idea for this site is brilliant for getting your product to the masses, such as music and other forms of entertainment. to be easily seen by millions of people day after day is a marketing dream. but that is where the fun ends. thanks to your website I have now entered a realm into which I never wanted to travel. a place closely resembling dante's trip to the 7th circle of hell. thanks to you I have had the delectab
The Top 12 Things You Should Never Say To Your Boss...........
The Top 12 Things You Should Never Say To Your Boss 12. "I thought this was a real ethical dilemma for a major corporate executive, so I called the folks at '60 Minutes' for some advice." 11. "You know, that hairpiece really draws attention away from your acne scars!" 10. "Okay, I admit I've been taking your lunches from the fridge -- but only to help you lose weight." 9. "Actually, I don't HAVE a personal savior, you deity-worshipping loser." 8. "Mr. Lay? I have some questions regarding a few accounting irregularities I accidentally found." 7. "Hey, boss! It's me! Over here! First time at a gay bar?" 6. "Wow, that girl next to you in the picture looks exactly like this skank who gave me the clap last year." 5. "Bossdude, your daughter and I forgot my bong in the backseat of your Benz last night!" 4. "Is it my imagination, Ms. Fetzer, or is your ass starting to sag?" 3. "Sir, I hope you don't mind that I invited my friend the union recruiter to th
Things To Ponder
THINGS TO PONDER...... If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation? Is there another word for synonym? Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice? When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs? Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all? Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant? If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages? Would a fly without wings be called a walk? Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them? If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound? If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he home
Getting Excited At The Zoo
Getting Excited at the Zoo It's a beautiful, warm spring morning and a man and his wife are spending the day at the zoo. She's wearing a cute, loose-fitting, pink spring dress, sleeveless with straps. He's wearing his normal jeans and a T-shirt. The zoo is not very busy this morning. As they walk through the ape exhibit, they pass in front of a very large hairy gorilla. Noticing the girl, the gorilla goes ape. (No pun intended) He jumps up on the bars, and holding on with one hand (and 2 feet), he grunts and pounds his chest with his free hand. He is obviously excited at the pretty lady in the wavy dress. The husband, noticing the excitement, thinks this is funny. He suggests that his wife teases the poor fellow some more. The husband suggests she pucker her lips, wiggle her bottom at him, and play along. She does, and Mr. Gorilla gets even more excited, making noises that would wake the dead. Then the husband suggests that she let one of her straps fall to show a litt
Out Of The Box Thinking
1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit? Unique Up On It. 2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit? Tame Way, Unique Up On It. 3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest? They Take The Psycho Path. 4. How Do You Get Holy Water? You Boil The Hell Out Of It. 5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall? Dam! 6. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long? Polaroid's. 7. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work? A Stick. 8. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours? Nacho Cheese. 9. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers? Subordinate Clauses. 10. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand? Quattro Sinko. 11. What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow? Spoiled Milk. 12. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire? Frostbite. 13. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches? A Nervous Wreck. 14. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? Anyone Can Roast Beef. 15. Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs? Right Where You Left Him. 16.
Vampire Bat
Vampire bat A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep. Pretty soon all the other bats smelled the blood and began hassling him about where he got it. He told them to go away and let him get some sleep but they persisted until finally he gave in. "OK, follow me" he said and flew out of the cave with hundreds of bats behind him. Down through the valley they went, across a river and into a forest full of trees. Finally he slowed down and all the other bats excitedly milled around him. "Now, do you see that tree over there?" he asked. "Yes, Yes, Yes!" the bats all screamed in a frenzy. "Good" said the bat, "Because I sure as hell didn't
Happy Holloween!!
Happy Halloween Comments for Myspace Well on Sat. we went to Whiskey Fest and OMG I thought I had died and gone to heaven!! I remebered while I was there that I have expensive taste, LMAO (the best whiskey I had was $340/bottle). It was wicked cool. They handed out free glass shots to taste all the whiskey there. I even got a JD key chain, hee hee. It was so much fun to walk around without kids and taste great whiskey and food. Then later that night needless to say we went to a local strip club. Made me miss dancing so bad!! I almost asked to talk to the manager to see if he would be hiring anytime soon, LMAO. Well had a few drinks there too. Well by this time a little buzzed and horny as hell. We had a lot of looks all night long and coments that my bf was a lucky man, hee hee. I know that my gf and I were checked out a lot. It was great to know that I still have it >;)) Well today was a great had fun with the kids goin around the block. Gettin dre
My physcology professor keeps pushing our freaking test back. Which is putting us all behind on our reading an other stuff that we need to be doing.
Another Service Message
Life can make one feel like a looser Drive one down and create a boozer When adversity does eat the heart Where is hope ? When does it start ? For all of us need reason to live And all have something great to give What others in life consider trash And would throw to the fire burn to ash I would think is to others a find And be a treasure in their mind we see only this world in material terms treat the down trodden as if covered with germs And fail to see the human cost And then we see a collective soul lost Why in our streets is there crime out of control Why do we act as if they have no soul Is it easier to pretend that nothing is wrong That we are living right in this way for so long And that when we let others take our careers And leave our boarders unprotected for years Who wears the blame when we let it go It is all ours and I think we should know That if we do not act now and make things right Our way of life will fade into the night And nothing will rem
My New Poem
Never sure of life and the things that will be Psychic impressions that do come to me let me know that something will change A feeling I get that is always so strange And always to pass in the coming storm Why do I suffer these visions that swarm I saw you there in dreams and thought I knew you’re the one my soul had sought I felt the coming of change all before I see the visions and wish I knew more But what is to come and how it will unfold Is to me a mystery , a story yet untold And now free of bonds one more time again As I felt it coming blowing in on the wind And the pull to the west is very real For it is in my soul and I know how I feel And that this time the change is forever to last I don’t know when but it will come on fast For I can never fight what is meant to be I have tried and lived only to see Fate have it’s way and the course is true Fear not the change for it keeps life new And now the wind blows me on to another life Free of the pain and hards
Newest Poem
Never sure of life and the things that will be Psychic impressions that do come to me let me know that something will change A feeling I get that is always so strange And always to pass in the coming storm Why do I suffer these visions that swarm I saw you there in dreams and thought I knew you’re the one my soul had sought I felt the coming of change all before I see the visions and wish I knew more But what is to come and how it will unfold Is to me a mystery , a story yet untold And now free of bonds one more time again As I felt it coming blowing in on the wind And the pull to the west is very real For it is in my soul and I know how I feel And that this time the change is forever to last I don’t know when but it will come on fast For I can never fight what is meant to be I have tried and lived only to see Fate have it’s way and the course is true Fear not the change for it keeps life new And now the wind blows me on to another life Free of the pain and hards
Check This Quiz Out
You scored as Boobs. You are attracted to: boobs. You're a boob guy/gurl!Boobs100%Abs/Stomach83%Face67%Butt58%Penis0%What Body Part Are You Attracted To?(pics) ver. 2.0created with
A Mother
A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug and have sex.” The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get a baby, honey.” The child seems to comprehend. “Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?” “Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry
My Best Qualities
I did my worst yesterday. Might as well put the opposite ones. 1. loyal 2. responsible 3. intelligent 4. ambitious 5. supportive 6. self-effacing/humble 7. tenacious (other people have told me this) 8. patient 9. passionate 10. giving (that's a double-edged sword)
Wave Of Ignorance
A walk in emptiness, Surrounded by devastation, Hunted are the once, With out justification, Dishonesty can be, A fatal temptation, Naivety can give, A sense of revelation. Heavy are life’s misfortunes, And the contrasts witch it presents, It lures in every shadow, Depriving our innocence, Deceiving minds in someway, While floating on false pretence, I see how it might be peaceful, On the wave of ignorance. Copyright © 2006 by C Hottran
Dog Gone
happy holloween, well were back down to one dog now. we learned the homey had some issues, it was haveing sezurs every couple of hours. (not cool) it was really sad to watch. well after alot of work and networking. we found the dogs owner. homey, i mean lulu's owner was sooo happy to see her the lady started crying. so everything is cool.
Why Halloween Is Better Than Sex
10. You're guaranteed to get a little something in the sack. 9. The uglier you are, the easier it is to get some. 8. It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning. 7. Less guilt the morning after. 6. It doesn't matter if they fantasize you're somebody else, because you are. 5. Forty years from now, you'll still enjoy candy. 4. If you don't get what you want, you can always go next door. 3. If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go again. 2. You don't have to compliment the person who gives you some. 1. You can do the whole neighborhood!
What Color Blue Are You?
You Are Indigo Of all the shades of blue, you are the most funky, unique, and independent. Expressing yourself and taking a leap of faith has always been easy for you. What Color Blue Are You?
What Color Is Your Aura?
Your Aura is Blue Spiritual and calm, you tend to live a quiet but enriching life. You are very giving of yourself. And it's hard for you to let go of relationships. The purpose of your life: showing love to other people Famous blues include: Angelina Jolie, the Dali Lama, Oprah Careers for you to try: Psychic, Peace Corps Volunteer, Counselor What Color Is Your Aura?
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You're A Crazy Drunk When you drink, you get wrecked - and it ain't pretty. What Kind of Drunk Are You?
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Alrighty then, It's halloween.. the big bag of candy that was supposed to handed out to the kids went mostly into my face.. I don't regret it though, because I love candy... I dressed up as a starwars, tuskan sandperson... sacred the crap out of a few people.. but then I got way to hot and had to take it off... I was thinking crap.. i don't have a costume anymore.. but the I went to one of my backup costumes.. a ballcap.. with a leaf stuck onto in.. Noone seemed to get it... it was a thinker I say.. they ask what the hell are you? and I simply blow on the leaf hanging from my hat.. Yes folks I was a leaf blower.... Sooo many people didn't get it though.... i was ashamed at the state of people.. maybe they were drunk... maaayyybe... Well the thought came to me, that I'm going to post some of my artwork.. get it rated, not the best stuff, but the comments would be apprieceated!!! Well the voice comment thingy is a hit... i think well I like it :p YAY..
Consitution Of Love
The Constitution of Love * Preamble- We the people young at heart in order to form a more perfect kiss, enable the mighty hug through the popularity of love established in the constitution. * The Law- It is not to kiss who you please, but to please who you kiss. * The Code- If you love me, say it. If you don't love me, say it anyways. * Statement of laws- If your love is a language, we have a lot of talking to do. * Method of Love- A. Kiss on the cheek-friendship B. Kiss on the hand- I adore you C. Kiss on the lips- I Love you D. Kiss on the neck- I want you E. Kiss anywhere else- Don't get carried away F. Playing with hair- I can't live without you G. Arms around each other- I love you too much to let you go H. Look deeply into your eyes- Kiss me you fool * Judgement- If a person hates another person, the person has the right to kiss him or
How Evil Are You??
You Are 64% Evil You are very evil. And you're too evil to care. Those who love you probably also fear you. A lot. How Evil Are You?
Are You Evil?
You Are 8% Evil You are good. So good, that you make evil people squirm. Just remember, you may need to turn to the dark side to get what you want! How Evil Are You?
Oh Noway!! Thats Harsh :oo
You Are 46% Evil You are evil, but you haven't yet mastered the dark side. Fear not though - you are on your way to world domination. How Evil Are You?
Do You Know Baby?
do you know? like a shooting star, it goes and comes it feels so far, every now and then off in the distance, i see ur face my heart is in a race, and doesn't ever slow with every beat, is a thought that makes me jump to my feet so exciting my love for you is something that won't change but if only you knew... it would be better i sit here and wonder how this could be can't stand it much longer before i break everytime i say i love you, i hope everyday that you'll love me too you are everything if ur not there my broken wing will never be healed don't ever doubt me like i've doubted you i just want you to see that this feeling is real that's all i wish for cause everyday i just love you more and it's so great when u speak it's like i can't move cause i get so weak but then there's a change you give me the strength when you say "I love you." at an extended length my heart will explode so i just want you to know that f
You Changed Me...
i've hurt you once but never again i love you baby from now until tha end you're mah baby you're mah world you're mah love you're mah girl but most of all you're my life you changed me so and i'll neva forget you are there for me in the most needed times i appreciate that i try ta do tha same you've improved mah life in so many ways i can never repay you cause it will neva amount i love you wit all mah heart and don't you eva forget i will be here for you always i just can't describe what i feel right now it feels so incredible it's so hard to explain you are all i have now but you're really all i need if i were to lose you my world would collapse like it never even existed if that happened i would lose my mind i've come so close before but you always helped me through i guess i'm in one of those mushy mooods i like these moods but only with you you seem to make me smile when it seems impossible the feeling that we share
Live Like You Were Dying ~~~ Tim Mcgraw
How Evil Are You
You Are 38% Evil A bit of evil lurks in your heart, but you hide it well. In some ways, you are the most dangerous kind of evil. How Evil Are You?
The Only Real Freedom Of Choice
Dont Take The Girl ~~~ Tim Mcgraw
Just Remember Me ~~~ Tim Mcgraw
From Africa With Love
I had to share a couple things with you all. Today right here in Cherry I recieved a private message from a girl, who looked suprisingly like a model, from Nigeria. She didn't bother to rate my profile, just sent me a message saying "here's my yahoo ID cause I want to talk". OK, most of you know the scam. Someone, and probably a guy resembling Ernest Borgnein, posts pics at an online dating service or a place like Cherry. "She" then gets all lovey-dovey with a guy very quickly and the asks him to send her money for a plain ticket. No wonder people can't make it out of these third world countries as expensive as the tickets are, too! Well sadly guys actually fall for it. Some of the Russian scammers will actaully send a photo copy of a passport and the embassy will check those if you ask (like you really need to!) Anyway, that reminded me of a girl from Nigeria who tried the same with me, and I decided to make a bogus yahoo ID and chat with her. I thought I would share the convers
Well sittin here goin nuts waiting on everyone to get ready so we can gat the trick or treating done. Was gonna dress up but decided not to. Went to the bar sat night and they had a costume compitition. Got some messed up pictures and as soon as they come in im puttin up. lol. Other than that i gotta go to work tonight so better get these people moving laterz
What Color Eyes You Have
Your Eyes Should Be Hazel Your eyes reflect: Intellect and sensuality What's hidden behind your eyes: Subtle manipulation What Color Should Your Eyes Be?
Just Lettin You Know...
last 2 blogs i have put up/out there, are just things on my mind. I Would Hope everyone VOTE this nov 7. Politics is kind of a thing for me. I am not a Dem or Rep. I am a American that pays to have these ppl work for me. Anyway, just thought id let you know whos running, wants ur vote to keep there job. Its up to us to run America, not them, We pay them to work for us.
She was just a little girl Only 12 years old When she realized that nothing Would ever be the same She wished someone cared She wished someone Knew That her older brother was abusing her He hit her all the time When his parents left and gone She was only 12 years old And him 19 to the year And when she couldn’t take it anymore She tole her daddy’s gun When he was sleeping She put it to his head She pulled the trigger back And watched his brains Go on the wall Yet the blood on her shirt Never fazed her the least
Sometimes you can’t always see The pain someone’s going through Sometime’s you may never know The truth about the lies Because the dreams are just memories to you Because the unseen truth is just like The untold lies About what happened in 1965 Sometimes you wish someone would just tell you About what happened that day Sometimes you wish you knew Who those words are really meant for But you will never know Until the day that you realize It was you And maybe you will realize what you have done And how many people you hurt on that day in 1965
To All My Friends And Family And How Ever Else
Hello everyone ericdady needs alot of help lvl he is at 3,797 come evrey one lets blow up hes page leave a comment and thats all have fun doing this please and ty
Its Your Love ~~~ Tim Mcgraw And Faith Hill
Red State Blue State...where Do U Live?
Red States w/Rep Gov’s Alaska Alabama Arkansas California Colorado Connecticut Florida Georgia Hawaii Idaho Indiana Kentucky Massachusetts Maryland Minnesota Missouri Mississippi Nebraska Nevada New York Ohio Rhode Island South Carolina South Dakota Texas Utah Vermont Guam Blue States, w/Dem Gov’s Arizona Delaware Iowa Illinois Kansas Louisiana Maine Michigan Montana North Carolina North Dakota New Hampshire New Jersey New Mexico Oklahoma Oregon Pennsylvania Tennessee Virginia Washington Wisconsin West Virginia Wyoming American Samoa Puerto Rico U.S. Virgin Islands
Suicide Is Painless!
Through early morning fog I see Visions of the things to be The pains that are withheld for me I realize and I can see... That suicide is painless It brings on many changes And I can take or leave it if I please The game of life is hard to play I'm gonna lose it anyway The losing card I'll someday lay So this is all I have to say Suicide is painless It brings on many changes And I can take or leave it if I please The sword of time will pierce our skins It doesn't hurt when it begins But as it works its way on in The pain grows it grin, but... Suicide is painless It brings on many changes And I can take or leave it if I please A brave man once requested me To answer questions that are key Is it to be or not to be And I replied 'oh why ask me?' And suicide is painless It brings on many changes And I can take or leave it if I please ...and you can do the same thing if you please
Nov 7 2006 Something To Think About. Vote!
Elections for the United States House of Representatives and United States Senate will be held on November 7, 2006, with all of the 435 seats in the House up for election. Since Representatives are elected for two-year terms, those elected will serve in the 110th United States Congress from January 3, 2007 until January 3, 2009. The House is currently composed of Republicans 230 Democrats 201 Independent 1 (who caucuses with the Democrats). There are three vacancies: New Jersey's 13th congressional district Texas's 22nd congressional district Florida's 16th congressional district Republicans currently hold a 28 seat advantage Democrats would need to pick up 15 seats to take control of the House, which has had a Republican majority since 1995. Predictions based on historical trends suggest that there is a meaningful chance of such a swing. A complete list of the races in all districts (but without the commentary below) can be found at United States Hou
Happy Halloween
She Will Be Loved ~~~ Maroon 5
Tues Oct 31
Happy Halloween to all the nice people on LC and yes its still we all know it will never be anything else even if the name changes....
This Love ~~~ Maroon 5
Very Angry
I don't know if it's the pain pills talking, or if it's just due to the fact that i'm very pissed off and am very tired of the people that like to play games with others on this site... hell, the ones that like to play with others in general... I'm so sick of opening up, feeling like I can trust again.. only to realize that in the end, it was all a damn game. That once again, i was someone's damn play toy.. to toss about, made to believe in WORDS... another friend once told me, all it is, is WORDS... damn, why didn't i pay attention?? But no, i gave in, trusted again, let someone in, only to be shit on... Never again.. NEVER. If you want to be my friend, that's fine, but if you EVER want anything more than that... find another play toy because this one is done messing with it... feeling the after affects of the WORDS... WORDS that only turn out to be lies.
Women An Condoms .....
How is a woman like a condom? Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.
Hey everyone. I am new to this site and was lookin' to meet some cool new people, and someone who could help me out with figuring out how to do somethings that I may not know how to do already. So if you're looking to meet a good new friend...hit me up!
Just Bitchin
GODDAMMN!!!!!!!!!! When a person has so much shit on their home page that it takes someone with highspeed DSL service 5 minutes to download it, I say ENOUGH!!!!!!!! I lose interest quick when it comes to bullshit like that. When is enough enough? Why must people have so much glitter and weblinks and other useless shit on their page? Maybe its just me, but I personally find it extremely annoying.
Behind Blue Eyes
Your Eyes Should Be Blue Your eyes reflect: Innocence and sweetness What's hidden behind your eyes: A calculating mind What Color Should Your Eyes Be?
Sexual Iq
You have a sexual IQ of 156 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at
Happy Halloween
i wanna thank everyone who sent me something for holloween.i will be back on later and i have something special for everyone as well.i hope u all have a great sabbath lot of love ur friend luvbug
Happy Halloween LC .. hope yours is as fun as mine!
New Picssss
Hey, just wanted you to know, i uploaded new pics from our show w/ the barenaked ladies. if youre bored, come check em out!
2 Dwarfs
Two dwarfs were on a golf vacation, and after playing 36 holes on the first day, they hit the local bar. After a few drinks, they decided to pick up two prostitutes and take them back to their hotel rooms. The first dwarf, however, was unable to get an erection. His depression was made worse by the fact that from the next room he heard cries of "One, two, three ... uhh!" all night long. On the first tee the next morning, the second dwarf asked the first, "How did it go?" The first whispered back, "It was so embarrassing. I couldn't get an erection." The second dwarf shook his head. "You think that's embarrassing?" he cried. "I couldn't even get on the damn bed!"
Happy Halloween
Happy Halloween everyone hope you get the shit scared out ya!Have a safe evening!
Its been a VERY slow night..we bought about 8 bags of candy, because we generally get quite a few kids on Halloween..We've gone through only 3 so far..and most of the kids were these older teens..The weather here sort of sucks though, It rained ALL day long. And now its just flat out cold. *sighs* The joys of living in Ohio.
Bloody Good
Your Monster Profile Blood Thirsty Strangler You Feast On: Beer You Lurk Around In: The Hearts of Men You Especially Like to Torment: Hairdressers What's Your Monster Name?
Ever The Same ~~~ Rob Thomas
Have Fun..........but!!1
The Blue Altar Scene Circa 1990
i know what i need and that is you you may think im playin but it is true ive told you once before of why im down so much and now im gonna tell you why i avoid your touch see its like a drug and youve got me obsessed picture an altar scene, you in a white dress there's a preacher saying things and im looking at you youre looking at another, the scene turns blue id run outside, which way to go, i have these fears, but you just dont know... Your touch is like magic, its overpowering, but youd leave me standing, its shocking. isnt it? no not one bit oh, if it wasnt me, id tell em to quit.. so i'll stick with it, but it is sad. to brag about some love that you once had. that time is over but its that time you'll miss a tingle in your toe, you felt when you kissed. I would say yes if you dont say no. Im tellin you girl, you just dont know
F A M I L Y I ran into a stranger as he passed by, "Oh excuse me please" was my reply. He said, "Please excuse me too, I wasn't watching for you." We were very polite, this stranger and I. We went on our way and we said goodbye. But at home a different story is told. How we treat our loved ones, young and old. Later that day , cooking the evening meal, My son stood beside me very still. When I turned, I nearly knocked him down. "Move out of the way," I said with a frown. He walked away, his little heart broken. I didn't realize how harshly I'd spoken. While I lay awake in bed, God's still small voice came to me and said, "While dealing with a stranger, common courtesy you use, but the family you love, you seem to abuse. Go and look on the kitchen floor, you'll find some flowers there by the door. Those are the flowers he brought for you. He picked them himself: pink, yellow and blue. He stood very quietly not to spoil the surprise, you never saw the tears that filled his li
Whats Your Age
You Are 25 Years Old Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe. 13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world. 20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences. 30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more! 40+: You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax. What Age Do You Act?
The Hormone Hostage
The Hormone Hostage The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other! 13 Things PMS Stands For: 1 Pass My Shotgun 2 Psychotic Mood Shift 3 Perpetual Munching Spree 4 Puffy Mid-Section
Damn!!! I Wannid To Be A Teen Again (sigh)
You Are 29 Years Old Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe. 13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world. 20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences. 30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more! 40+: You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax. What Age Do You Act?
Being Naughty
A Long Night
Lonely No More ~~~ Rob Thomas
Alice Cooper
Savin Me ~~~ Nickleback
Im Blitzen ...whoever He Is!! Lmao
You Are Blitzen Always in good spirits, you're the reindeer who loves to party down with Santa. Why You're Naughty: You're always blitzed on Christmas Eve, while flying! Why You're Nice: You mix up a mean eggnog martini. Which of Santa's Reindeer Are You?
Harbinger of grief, Of sorrow, of pain Also that of bliss And pleasure all the same How is it I let you torture me so? And still I want to hold you, and never let you go At first, I put you on high Now I lay wondering, dreaming Contemplating why Or how to make you see That without you, there is no me Yet I can't take all of the heartache and pain That i'm tired of my tears, That fall like rain But, I don't want to leave you, Because you're all I want Yet I don't want to stay, And hear the constant taunt That resonates from your console Mocking our "love" That if i see it once more, It'll be the final shove How can I ever make you see, What you do to me The inner conflict, Over where I need to be
Ozzy Is The Man
What's Your Monster Name
Your Monster Profile Hungry Enigma You Feast On: Snow Cones You Lurk Around In: Closets You Especially Like to Torment: Priests What's Your Monster Name?
Concert Fun!!
I'm going to see Sebastian Bach, Papa Roach and Guns N Roses tonight!!! w00t!!!
Which Of Santa's Reindeer Are You?
You Are Cupid A total romantic, you're always crushing on a new reindeer. Why You're Naughty: You've caused so much drama, all the reindeers aren't speaking to each other. Why You're Nice: You have a knack for playing matchmaker. You even hooked Rudolph up! Which of Santa's Reindeer Are You?
He is here:
John Mccain's Remarks About The Pledge Of Allegiance!!!
JOHN MCCAIN'S REMARKS ABOUT THE PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE!!! In light of the recent appeals court ruling in California, with respect to the Pledge of Allegiance, the following recollection from Senator John McCain is very appropriate: "The Pledge of Allegiance" - by Senator John McCain As you may know, I spent five and one half years as a prisoner of war during the Vietnam War. In the early years of our imprisonment, the NVA kept us in solitary confinement or two or three to a cell. In 1971 the NVA moved us from these conditions of isolation into large rooms with as many as 30 to 40 men to a room. This was, as you can imagine, a wonderful change and was a direct result of the efforts of millions of Americans on behalf of a few hundred POWs 10,000 miles from home. One of the men who moved into my room was a young man named Mike Christian. Mike came from a small town near Selma, Alabama. He didn't wear a pair of shoes until he was 13 years old. At 17, he enlisted in the US Navy.
What Kind Of Pie Are You?
You Are Apple Pie You're the perfect combo of comforting and traditional Those who like you crave security What Kind of Pie Are You?
If Everyone Cares ~~~ Nickleback...ff7 Characters
Omg! I Totaly Agree For A Change :p
Your Lust Quotient: 79% You are a very lustful person - and it sometimes gets the better of you! You know how to hold back, but you hardly ever do. How Much Lust Do You Have?
What Age Do You Act?
You Are 14 Years Old Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe. 13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world. 20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences. 30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more! 40+: You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax. What Age Do You Act?
For A Friend Who Was Shot Today #3
I wake before you Watching you peacefully sleep Trying not to disturb As to the call I keep The promise I made Before we had even met But for your love and understanding I will strive for promises not yet kept But my love... Duty calls... And again I must leave To protect those who despise And will never understand The promise to protect and serve Is often above the man... Who answers the call Not knowing what into we wade But the call of duty Is one that never fades So do not fret my love For I hold you so dear Knowing that you are there The call of duty is one That I will never fear...
My Friend #2
Happy Halloween!
Just a quick Happy Halloween to you all! Have a fun and safe one! LCL
For A Friend Who Was Shot Today
Within every generation, some receive “a calling,” A strong urge that cannot be ignored At first there may be doubts, and even some stalling, But ultimately, the calling is adored. Law enforcement is, unquestionably, the noblest profession, The essence of which, is human and divine Whose requirements include courage, compassion and discretion Daily sacrifices upon the altar of mankind. Being wise and alert comes with the job To prevent or detect crimes can be dangerous indeed. Though most people are decent, some will kill or rob, Some people are simply “bad seeds.” When a fellow officer falls — you grieve as a whole, Truly tears are shed like no other It is a mourning that comes from the depth of the soul, It is the loss of a sister, it is the loss of a brother. But the courage that has sustained you sustains you even more As you conquer another day or night Still dedicated, and yet a little more so than before To stand for what is true, and just, and right.
Rockstar ~~~ Nickleback
Waiting Just For Me...
IMspidey/M.M. 10/06 Copyright © 2006
How You Remind Me ~~~ Nickleback
What's The Point?
seriously, what's the point of putting up pictures and trying to do nice things on here if nobody will pay attention? the point of being a friend on myspace or on here is to comment and rate pictures and leave nice things, and not ignore them. its retarded. just my two cents.
Steven Is Most Likely To Get Laid In
Steven is most likely to get laid in Liberia, in a brothel. Take this quiz at
The Way You Love Me
I love the way you love me You couldn't possibly understand The feeling that races through me As I reach out and touch your hand. When your arms are wrapped around me And your body's next to mine When I hold your hand And our fingers intertwine, That's when I get that feeling And nothing else compares When we walk into a room together I can feel the stares. Everyone can see This is meant to be Not you and her, or me and him Only you and me. You fill my heart With a divine emotion What I have for you is nothing less Than total devotion. I love the way you kiss me When I'm down-and-out I love the way I can't describe What this feeling's all about. I love the way it feels When your body is pressed to me I want to show my heart to all I want the world to see. I want them to see my life I want them to feel what I feel I want this whole world to know This love we have is real. I love to feel your hands As they touch my face This love of our
It Is Like Looking In A Mirror...but It's Broken
I look in his eyes All my pain is gone I sst down after that and tried to write a song But i'm not good So i do my poetry I know my feelings And i know he loves me I know that way we laught We can heal each otehrs pains when we cry we can cry togther All let all our sorows drain When we sit togther I know this feeling is right I want to hold him forever Morning noon and night I never thought love Would come to me like this In something as smiple As his tender kiss Andrew sleep well in arms of angles, let them guild you when i'm not there. But i'm always here for u, i will be your angle guilding you through the dark. I will help you through anything you need, your the one i care for most in life, the one i really really REALLLY DO LIKE!!!! Never will a day go by i don't think of you!
Happy Halloween
..Hope everyone either had, or is having a SPOOKTACULAR time.. i wanted to leave individual comments but its been one hellova busy day for me,.. into town this morning rushing about with last minute buys.. home for quick coffee, picked karen up from school, then in 3 and a half hours i cooked a nice big pumkin pie, 3 dozen witches finger cookies, 2 dozen spooky cupcakes, 2 dozen pizza snakes, and 16 hotdogs...decorated the house, got candy ready for trick-or-treaters and got my outfit on.. had loads of kids come round, till about 9.00pm..then finally satdown to unwind with a cup of chocolate AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH so...hope u enjoyin yours!!
'how Will You Be Defined In The Sexual Dictionary?'
Steven -- [adjective]:Smelling like unscented lube all of the time 'How will you be defined in the sexual dictionary?' at
Angel From Heaven
God sent me an angel from above. To comfort me with happiness And shower me with love. This Angel of mine is the one I adore. I know that if he leaves me, My heart will be torn. He is the moon, the stars, and the sun. Being with him is always fun. He brings many emotions Like happiness, sadness, and devotion. This angel is special. He is one-of-a-kind. For me not to see this I would have to be blind. He is always there for me And he's given me love- times seven. I just want to thank God For this angel from heaven!
To All My Friends And Family And How Ever Else
I only have 180 to go before lvl can you all help please and ty
just wanted to say happy halloween to all my friends gotta take my kids out trick-or-treating so i wont be on today feel free to stop by and leave some love i will return the love when im on next thanks every one have a fun night
Meant To Be
by Thuy Tweetie! Nguyen Our love is special our love is strong our love is together Where it belongs Falling in love was meant to be I am for you and you are for me never stop loving me our love is rare never stop giving me the time to care maybe in time others will see that you and me were "Meant To Be!"
Well, This Sucks....
I have to wait til November 15th before I get a paycheck. :( And knowing my ass, I'll probably be broke by Black Friday. (that's the day after thanksgiving for the not-familiar) I'll live. Happy halloween ya'll!
About Me
Here are some things about me you might not know: Born in Cali, raised in the South but don't sound it I have dated people of different races I have never dated someone with blonde hair I enjoy watching UFC I have never left the country I came this close to becoming an officer in the United States Air Force I have a cousin who attends West Point I graduated from UNC but I hated them growing up I am most attracted to someone's mind...I have seriously not gone out with people because they couldn't carry a conversation with me I live life as best I can but I am still depressed that I don't do more
What Pisses You Off?
WHAT PISSES YOU OFF? Heating pads 'What pisses you off?' at
Sweetheart's Prayer
So many things don't make sense No matter how hard we try. Sometimes we just let it go And watch our lives pass us by. But no matter what happens One thing will remain true, As long as I'm living I will always love you. No matter if we argue and fight And don't speak for a day, We'll be there for each other All along the way. I know I will love you Up until the very end, And I hope we'll be together Forever and ever... Amen.
40 Quick Yes Or No Questions
1.) Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back? yes 2.) Been arrested? no 3.) Kissed someone you didn't like? no 4.) Kissed a picture? yes 5.) Slept in until 5 PM? yes 6.) Had sex at work? no 7.) Fallen asleep at work/school? yes 8.) Held a snake? no 9.) Ran a red light? no 10.) Been suspended from school? yes 11.) Totaled your car/motorbike in an accident? no 12.) Been fired from a job? yes 13.) Sang karaoke? yes 14.) Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? yes 15.) Laughed until something you were drinking came out your mouth? yes 16.) Caught a snowflake on your tongue? yes 17.) Kissed in the rain? yes 18.) Sang in the shower? yes 19.) Gave your private parts a nickname? yes 20.) Sat on a roof top? yes 21.) Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? no 22.) Broken a bone? no 23.) Shaved your head? yes 24.) Slept naked? yes 25.) Blacked out from drugs? no 26.) Played a prank on someone? yes 27.) Had a
Where In The World
Naomi is most likely to get laid in Marshall Islands, in a bar. Take this quiz at
Touch my face again, kiss me one more time. Tell me you care, and hold me like you don't want to let go. Whisper in my ear, tell me this is forever. Block out the world, only see me. Listen to what I say, and hear what I don't need me now, and want me tomorrow.
Kissing Purity Test
Your Kissing Purity Score: 40% Pure You're not one to kiss and tell... But word is, you kiss pretty well.Kissing Purity Test
Do All You Can Quote
Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, in all the places you can, at all the times you can, to all the people you can, as long as ever you can. -- John Wesley
Your primary vice is sex You are able to escape reality, and all your problems through sex. You are incredibly passionate and a great lover and you have very little stress in your life because of your active vice. Take this quiz at
Hey Ladies
any girls from ohio, wanna hang party and have a good time.
I Am So Pissed!!
Ok so lets see this guy I've been kind of seeing went to see a "friend" this weekend. This friend lives in a town clear on the other side of the what kind of guy would drive 10 hours to go visit a friend?! Most guys wouldn't!! Not unless thet were gay and the guy was thier boyfriend. So my only conclusion is this "friend" is a girl. Guys if you disagree let me know. Ladies same goes with you. Oh another thing about this guy he's WAY into cars and he also races them and there is a race track not to far from the town where he was going.
How Will You Die?
You scored as Suicide. Your death will be suicide. What more can I say? Fact: Suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem. If you want to know hwo you will commit suicide, take a look at your second highest percentage on the bar graphs.Suicide93%Posion87%Accident73%Drowning67%Bomb60%Eaten60%Disease60%Gunshot53%Stabbed47%Suffocated40%Disappear27%
I Love Betty
Sexy Back ~~~ Justin Timberlake
This may not be Dedication material...but it sure can be a lot of fun!!!! LOL
Whats Your Hidden Talent
Using your mouth Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your mouth. You are incredibly sensual, a great kisser and a seductive lover. You drive all of your partners crazy with your mouth. Take this quiz at
Sexual Hidden Talent
Using your hands Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your hands. You are damn good with them, and know how to make your lover feel incredibly sexy with just one caress. Take this quiz at
Support Our Troops Betty
Hey People!!!
Thgis sight rocks, lots of cool people on here
Angel Betty
How Are Defined In A Sexual Dictinary
Naomi -- [noun]:An oral sex master 'How will you be defined in the sexual dictionary?' at
Good Morning Betty
Riddle Me This Riddle Me That
1)What goes on four legs in the morning,two in the afternoon and three in the evening? 2)Only one colour, but not one size, stuck at the bottom,yet easily flies,present in the sun,but not in the rain,Doing no harm ahd feeling no pain? 3)what force and strength cannot get through 1 with a gentle touch can do and many in the street would stand were 1 not a freind at hand? 4)round like an apple,deep like a cup, yet all the kings horses cant pull it up? 5)Old mother twitcher had one eye,and a long tail the she let fly,And every time she went through a gap, she left a bit of her tail in the trap? 6)long legs,bandy thighs, a little head and no eyes? 7)In marble wall as white as milk,lined with as soft as silk,within a fountain crystal clear,A golden apple does appear.No door are there to this stronghold-yet thieves breakin and steal the gold? 8)black we are, and much admired,med seek for us if they're tired. we tire the horse but comfort men tell me this riddle if you ca
Black And White
Red And Black
With A New Day, Comes A New Challenge....
Well here I go with another lackluster blog full of excitement !!! some of you may be wondering about my congressional hearing, unfortunately that has been pushed back to an undetermined time (possibly mid december) due to the beauracratic machine that is government politics in Washington. However, on a more subtle and less magnifying scope will be my presentation to the United Nations Thursday. I will be presenting on the issues that have been hampering reconstruction efforts in Afghanistan and how the drug trade is funding the groups oppsed to us in the region. It's going to be interesting presenting this to foreign diplomats who have Phds and a ton of experience that a 26 year kid doesnt have, but I look forward to these situations more than anything. I cherish the oppurtunity of staring dead on to a challenge. Once again I'm truly blessed to be where I'm at in my career, I never thought Id reach where im at now, not so soon at least. I guess I had some time to thin
Life Sucks I Mean It Realy Does
why is it am allways by my self or something its sucks cant even find a decent gf afther major break up says a lot for a guy like me a guess it just means that the world no longer needs guys like me
What Pisses You Off
WHAT PISSES YOU OFF? syringes filled with bleach 'What pisses you off?' at
Ties In Lingerie
where are my gifts? lol
Your Primary Vice
Your primary vice is drinking You can always escape your troubles in a drunken stupor. Plus everyone knows your name at that little pub down the street. Take this quiz at
What Pisses You Off
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I Dunno What To So
Confusion hi I'm confusion One of Tony's worst enemies for years he has been trying to hide from me and I've done all I've could to throw things into his path that will confuse him... Cause Tony's biggest fear is not knowing what to do in a situation he is a complete control freak that needs to know every exit and every conceivable possibility before jumpin into something and now he's hit a brick wall of confusion.. yes my friends Tony is once again in love with someone and he doesn't know what to do. He is confused people totally consumed with these feelings of love lust happiness and just hearing this girl breathe sends shivers down his spine. But Tony is so enthused(SP?) and tranced by these feelings that he gets a head of himself and tries to get the girl to meet him even though she is not ready. he thinks its been 2 months she must be ready to see him and when she says no he gets upset and puts them in a hole that they were doing so well advoiding! So now TOny is confused be
Last Day Of October
Everyone has been super nice here and I appreciate all the welcomes! Its been great and I have enjoyed visiting with all of you. Feel free to rate me as you would like to be rated. I have also updated some pics and if you have any requests, I will consider all of them and get back with each and every one of you. Have a Happy Halloween gang! Sincerely, Chris Mullins
I Have New Pic
ok ya all i dont usually ask n e one for help but now i want help i wish to post new pic that i took over the weekend but i need to level up..if n eone on here wants to see me in a short skirt....then i would suggest ya all helpin me out.. thank u very much to those who have been helpin me....this list includes a bunch of people... justin expecially.....thank u very much to all of u for ur help.... please and thank u
Just A Vent
i uploaded a pic of my granddaughter to share with everyone. I won't be doing that again, because someone decided she wasnt a 10 and downrated her pic. Now why down rate a childs pic? Every child is beautiful and deserves a 10. If you don't like a chid's pic or any pic for that matter then just don't rate it. Thanks to all who left comments on her pic but im deleting it. I wont be sharing her pics anymore. Sorry for venting, i dont care on my pics but downrating a child just pisses me off. Have a Happy Samhain/ Halloween whichever you celebrate today. I'm out have a nice evening
The Facts
1. Where is your dad right now? MOTHERFUCKER! He’s in a grave! Jesus, you creep. 2. Last time you kissed someone? I accidentally kissed a gal’s shoulder last week. I felt her tiny bones with my lips. She’s my age, but it felt like she was 12. Very bad. 3. What is something you've learned about yourself recently? This life is a dream. I’ll wake up to a brighter day, a bluer sky. 4. what color is your watch? Wha- SOMEONE STOLE MY GODDAMN WATCH! 5. do you like anyone? Does myself count? Then no, no one. 6. Are you close to your mom? Not on purpose. 7. Where does your best friend work? The White House and the Lake of Fire. [Cheney’s got 2 jobs. He works hard for the money.] 8. What are you listening to right now? God is speaking to me. Some Led Zeppelin should scare him off. 9. What do you smell like? Like I was Amish. 10. What color are your pants? Pants? 11. Wanna go see ‘Borat’ with me tomorrow, around 2? Sure. 12. What color is you
What To Say, What To Say
Well first off I know I'm breaking with my normal style, of putting song lyrics in the subject line of the blog, but right now I don't care...sorry I'm not mad at anyone that is reading this...I'm just generally pissed...Halloween the only time folks dismiss my "darkness" as me getting "into the spirit" is not the same this year...sure the whole year has gone to hell in a handbasket, and I entertain thoughts of those that would miss me...well the only one that would is my mother, and she's not around to suffer if I disapear, so maybe I just don't care...and right around the corner comes the worst part of the year for me...Christmas time, ya know for 2 weeks already the stores have hade Christmas crap out...this past weekend the plaza put up their sh*t...geez it's not even Halloween and already I'm getting this crap shoved down my throat, and people wonder why I HATE's gotten so phony, commercial, so damn "kabuki theater" know where the actors have their faces paint
These past two years have been hard on me and my family. It feels like god is trying to put us threw a series of challenges that almost seem unbearable. The good thing is that we all stayed strong and bonded together to keep strong. We kept getting hard blows, and almost fell down, but we were all there to stay strong and pick each other back up. This poem that I recently read seemed like it was something I was going threw or was something I was thinking. When I read it the poem just hit home closer then expected. I hope when you read it that it’ll help you understand me a little bit better. I know I have been a bit snappy lately and a bit mean. I guess it is just a way for me to but a shield around my heart. If I did offend anyone of you please forgive me, because I didn’t mean to. Myspace Layouts
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George W Bush Resume'
George W Bush resume' RESUME GEORGE W. BUSH 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue Washington , DC 20520 EDUCATION AND EXPERIENCE LAW ENFORCEMENT I was arrested in Kennebunkport, Maine, in 1976 for driving under the influence of alcohol. I pled guilty, paid a fine, and had my driver's license suspended for 30 days. My Texas driving record has been "lost" and is not available. MILITARY I joined the Texas Air National Guard and went AWOL. I refused to take a drug test or answer any questions about my drug use. By joining the Texas Air National Guard, I was able to avoid combat duty in Vietnam . COLLEGE I graduated from Yale University with a low C average. I was a cheerleader. PAST WORK EXPERIENCE I ran for U.S. Congress and lost. I began my career in the oil business in Midland, Texas, in 1975. I bought an oil company, but couldn't find any oil in Texas. The company went bankrupt shortly after I sold all my stock. I bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in
Casting Stones
Jesus saw a crowd chasing down a woman to stone her and approached them. "What's going on here, anyway?" he asked. "This woman was found committing adultery and the law says we should stone her!" one of the crowd responded. "Wait," yelled Jesus, "Let he who is without sin cast the first stone." Suddenly, a stone was thrown out from the sky, and knocked the woman on the side of her head. "Aw, c'mon, Dad ... " Jesus cried, "I'm trying to make a point here!"
Happy Holloween All
Happy Halloween Comments for Myspace
To anyone who cares my pc was hacked earlier and someone got into my page here as well as all my things they made changes. So please bare with me as I get it all back to where I had it. Thank you hugssssss to you all!!!
Holloween Rave
haveing a holloween rav be back sometime this week Leave message ppl! HAPPY HOLLOWEEN.
God Vs. Satan
And God populated the Earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach, green and yellow vegetable of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives. And Satan created McDonald's. McDonald's brought forth the 99-cent double-cheeseburger. And Satan said to Man, "You want fries with that?" And Man said, "Super size them." And Man gained pounds. And God created healthful yogurt, that woman might keep her figure. And Satan brought forth chocolate. And Woman gained pounds. And God said, "Try my crispy fresh salad." And Satan brought forth ice cream. And hot fudge. And whipped cream. And woman gained pounds. And God said, "I have sent you heart-healthy vegetables and olive oil with which to cook them." And Satan brought forth chicken-fried steak so big it needed its own platter. Dripping with gravy. And Man gained pounds. His cholesterol went through the roof. And God brought forth running shoes and Man resolved to lose those extra
Flaw ass people. Look if you are on here just to get points and all that stuff, don't even bother with me. There are those on here that just want to meet cool ass people and just talk. If you are so fake that you have to milk people without genuinely becoming their friend the that's pretty pathetic.
The sounds of the storm began to fade away as Jesse slipped further off to sleep. Suddenly her eyes shot wide open, she rolled over and stared blankly at the red, glowing face of her alarm clock. "2am, I've only been asleep for 2 hours." She thought. Jesse was excited about today. Today was her birthday. She would be 13 and couldn't wait for her party. Dwelling in her excitment, Jesse drifted off to sleep once agian. The sun slowly crept into her room, warming everything it touched. Jesse woke up, stretched out over her bed and smiled. She climbed out of bed and made her way to the window. Last nights storm still left its presence on the soft ground below. Through her window, she could see life beginning to stir in this small Colorado town. Jesse dressed for the day and headed downstairs. She strolled into the kitchen and opened the refrigerator. Inside was a present addressed to Jesse, from her parents. She smiled and took out the gift, carefully placing it on the counter
When I Leave
ok the common question is why am I doing this... well I am going marines because I have wanted to do something military since I was a kid and now I have a chance and I am taking it.. as for why I chose marines well it was not an easy way out it is tough and it brings with it a sense of pride I found myself drawn to and I want it, thats a family I want to be in... I leave for basic on Jan 8th and will be at Parris Island for 3 months of hell but its going to be worth it and its going to be an adventure!
My Story, Pt. 23
where did i stop? *scans paper* you walk through all the aisles trying to find him. you start getting worried, then you go by the hair care aisle and you see him standing there looking at three boxes of hair dye. you sneak up behind him and blow o his ear. he spins around and smiles at you. amanda: what are you doing sexy? matt: i was sorta thinking about dying my hair, but i don't know what color or whatever. amanda: can i choose? or make a suggestion at least? matt: if i can choose yours. amanda: i'll make you a deal, how about i get the dye it, without you looking, like as a surprise... matt: and i get to do yours? amanda: with supervision of twitch. matt: like she helps with my hair and yours? amanda: YEAH! matt: ok, deal. lol. i am sooo glad i speak amanda-eese. you smile and give him a peck on his lips. he kisses you back. amanda: i love you *huggles matt* matt: i love you too baby girl *huggles amanda back* amanda: ok i'm going to go see what jerums up to. come get
A Song.....
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To All My Friends
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Trick Or Treat?
Last night as i lay awake in my bed loosing sleep over a phrase i thought was innocent. Trick or Treat What is this maddness, Trick as in Turning tricks like a whore, a dirty little jazz whore at that, and Treat? ...Treat need i say more thats just dirty, its dirty business, all of it. You cant have little kids running around asking old loney adults Trick(would you like to have sexy for money) or Treat(would you like to treat me to whats in those hotpants)Thats just sick. I'm callin for a all out war on the saying Trick or treat, This is truly unamerican.So join me in this join me in this Moral crusade Agaisnt 'Trick or Treat' together We cant make a diffrence, and save america as we know and love it. Vist For more info or email me at Thank You, And happy Halloween -Alchemist
So "cherry tap"*says sarcastically*suddenly decided that my 200+ cherry bucks are gone and that even though I only had 50 points to go I should go back to 600+, fucking piece of shit!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Soldier Harvey Andrews In a station in the city a British soldier stood Talking to the people there if the people would. Some just stared in hatred, and others turned in pain And the lonely British soldier wished he was back home again. "Come join the British Army!" said the posters in his town "See the world and have your fun come serve before the Crown." The jobs were hard to come by and he could not face the dole So he took his country's shilling and enlisted on the roll. For there was no fear of fighting, the Empire long was lost. Just ten years in the army getting paid for being bossed. Then leave a man experienced a man who's made the grade, A medal and a pension some memories and a trade. Then came the call for Ireland as the call had come before, Another bloody chapter in an endless civil war. The priests they stood on both sides the priests they stood behind. Another fight in Jesus's name the blind against the blind. The soldier stood between
Change Your Shit
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Tds Announcement
For my own convience, all comments have been cleaned up and friends were removed for "lack of activity" basically haven't heard from ya in forever so either assume you don't want to here from you or you ain't on much anymore. Thanks for your time and as always for choosing TDS as your quality provider modifaction provider. ~T
Wow...this is pretty cool. I'm enjoying meeting so many new people. It's nice to have something to occupy my mind when hubby's deployed.....thanks for making me feel welcome! Keri
New Pic
put some more pics up check um out and let me know what ya think ?
Corporate Zodiac
Astrology tells us about people and their future by their time, date and location of birth. The Chinese Zodiac uses the year of a person's birth. Demographics tell us what others like, dislike, whom they voted for, as well as what they buy and what they watch on television. The Corporate Zodiac goes a step further: simply by an individual's job title, people can pretty much learn about an employee's hidden personality traits. MARKETING: You are ambitious, yet stupid. You chose a marketing degree to avoid having to study in college, concentrating instead on drinking and socializing - which is pretty much what your job responsibilities are now. Least compatible with Sales. SALES: Laziest of all the Corporate Signs, often referred to as a "marketer without a degree". You are also self-centered and paranoid. Unless someone calls you and begs you to take their money, you like to avoid all contact with customers so you can "concentrate on the big picture". You seek admiration for you
Darwin Awards
The Darwin Awards are an annual honor given to the person who did the gene pool the biggest service by killing himself or herself in the most extraordinarily stupid way. Last year's winner was the fellow who was killed by a Coke machine which toppled over on top of him as he was attempting to tip a free soda out of it. And the nominees this year, in reverse order, are: 7. A young Canadian man, searching for a way of getting drunk cheaply because he had no money with which to buy alcohol, mixed gasoline with milk. Not surprisingly, this concoction made him ill, and he vomited into the fireplace in his house. The resulting explosion and fire burned his house down, killing both him and his sister. 6. A 34-year-old white male found dead in the basement of his home died of suffocation, according to police. He was approximately 6' 2" tall and weighed 225 pounds. He was wearing a pleated skirt, white bra, black and white saddle shoes, and a woman's wig. It appeared he w
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There is a story about Dr. William Tufts Brigham, who spent many years studying the Huna religion in Hawaii. Dr. Brigham had hired a group of natives to climb a mountain. One of them, a fifteen year old boy, came from a village wherein the local Kahuna (like a shaman or witchdoctor) hated the "white men" and had placed a standing death curse on anyone who would assist the white men. During the voyage, the boy became very ill, weak and cold. The other natives in the group asked Dr. Brigham to redirect the death curse, as he allowed the natives to think of him as a powerful Kahuna. Dr. Brigham relented and stood over the boy. He implored the spirits to leave the boy alone. He debated to the spirits that the boy was an innocent and that the one who sent them should be punished. The next morning, the Kahuna who had originally cast the death curse was found dead. See The Secret Science Behind Miracles by Max Freedom Long for a more detailed relating of the story. This is but one of many
Sweaters And Old Ladies
Well, winter is practically here. Im busting out the warm sweaters, and the long sleeved shirts. Being sure to lotion up, so I dont shrivel up, and have every layer of skin peel away. Ive been so cold lately, not having someone warm and comforting to hold on to, this time of year, can be a very bad thing for a lady. I feel like an old lady, with the layers of clothes that ive been wearing. My skin has been screaming and itching to get out of these clothes, but its just to damn cold. I cant wait for the summer, when I can wear the shorts and the tanktops again. Its starting to snow around here, and thats always very depressing. I guess my blog does not have a point to it, but do any blogs really mean anything to anyone, except for the few exceptions that I have read, Aristotle, you are one of them, Layman, you are another. Anyways, bear with me here, im almost done babbling. Well, thanks for reading, not much of a point to this, other than to waste your time, and piss you off I guess. T
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Black On Black With A Little Black
Black on Black w/a little Black Silence is Black,.............that is of my soul. swimming in nothingness and getting lost. The light scourches me, where's my shadow varmen? Into the sun return as ash. Spread me out, branch out behind the pain. Anguish and suffering unto the weak. Take me to that Black plane. The wicked never rest. Reserve me , preserve me, take me inn. My pale skin, Black eyes, frayed thoughts of destruction. Anxious for night fall, never comes quick enough.Wake me not my sanity. Leave me to my own existance now, be gone,my sweet Black. I thirst of pure blood, Black and Blue, drop my soul a taste. Siphen till dry. Baptize me in dissaray. I kill you and your dreams tonight, begin new death. Drenching rain of pain, feel it cleanse the holyness. My eyes see what i want them to, I just dont want them to see you like this squirming, writhing little creature.......find your way home..the Dark one has spoken so it shall be................................
I Got A Lil Laugh Outta That One
A costume party is planned with the theme: "Dress as an Emotion." On the night of the party, the first guest arrives and he opens the door to see a guy covered in green paint with the letters N and V painted on his chest. He says to this guy, "Wow, great outfit, what emotion have you come as?" And the guy says, "I'm green with envy." The host replies, "Brilliant, come on in and have a drink!" A few minutes later the next guest arrives and the host opens the door to see a woman covered in a pink body stocking with a feather boa wrapped around her most intimate parts. He says to this woman, "Wow, great outfit! What emotion have you come as?" And she replies, "I'm tickled pink." The host says, "I love it, come on in and join the party!" A couple of minutes later, the doorbell goes for the third time, and the host opens the door to see two guys from New York, stark naked, one with his p*nis stuck in a bowl of custard, and the other, with his p*nis stuck in a pear. The host is re
Life's Little Lessons
After shopping in a mall, a couple returns to find their car has been stolen. They go to the police station to make a full report. Then, a detective drives them back to the parking lot to see if any evidence can be found at the scene of the crime. To their amazement, the car has been returned. There is an envelope on the windshield with a note of apology and two tickets to a music concert. The note reads, "I apologize for taking your car, but my wife was having a baby and I had to hot-wire your ignition to rush her to the hospital. Please forgive the inconvenience. Here are two tickets for tonight's concert of Garth Brooks, the country-and-western music star." Their faith in humanity restored, the couple attend the concert and return home late. They find their house has been robbed. Valuable goods have been taken from though out the house, from basement to attic. And, there is a note on the door reading, "Well, you still have your car. I have to put my kid through college somehow
Gods Plan
Gods plan wasnt for us to be together when you called Gods plan was to open my eyes to who you really are I guess I was just seeing what I wanted to see in those rare moments when I thought you were a better person You will just continully break my heart You will just continully break my sons heart You cant think of anyone other than yourself No one comes before you not even your son So, i am in mommy protection mode Time I stopped thinking of what we want and started thinking of what we need And what we do not need is someone who is just going to play games with our emotions as you have done Goodbye you missed your exit on Life's highway
Eternal Damnation
Eternal Damnation Such a beautiful place dark with webs. Controled emotoins I must be free. Rip my tombstone off, let me bleed. Dark fallen creatures of the night, stand with me and fight. Open ur eyes u shall see. Come and take of me. Silent whispers echo my name through the cracked walls of this cave. Symphony of brimstone, I feel ur fire, daywalkers Empire. Infinate misery welcomes me back, nails painted black. Ears peirced with gypsy rings, Hearing only one thing. Worship me I'm your King. Upon this throne I sit, with wine and blood I spit. Invite your soul to my domain, share this cast down pain. Into your soul, swallowed whole. Its the time of the dead, take heed and follow, time is hollow. Indeed I need torture, spreading death now airborne, carefull your web is torn. Agnostic masses once obsessed, drive my hunger in excess. Bounty now full, spiritual undertow. Eternal Hell I live, got something to give. Persistance of time, truly divine. Agony is the
I've often wondered, what would it be like to be the underside of a leaf? The rain would not wash your face The dew is the only relief The sun can shine, and you can stretch, reaching for the sky But the rays of light, without wind for flight Are things that would pass you by Like many times in life that are overlooked in haste There has to be a purpose, What is there I can embrace? Sun and rain is blocked, a haven for the small I am shelter and safety An oasis, not a thrall Life's plan is a bigger picture, a reason and rhyme to be I am real and I exist For others, not always for me
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Brothers In Blood
Brothers in Blood In my darkest hour with my soul devoured, Rise and fight defend our tower. Inflict the wrath brothers, Side by side we fight and conquer. Just another victem lost in the night. Drag our souls in the evilist of mud, fight for that wich we love. Determend not to fall, the writtings on the wall. Heeding our masters call. So many times we have been here before, crushing down our enemeis door. The bond of Blood can not be broken, The Brothers in Blood have spoken. Choose not to hear our words and cary on, Your life is in danger ,you dont have very long. So come our puppets once and for all, hear our screams Blood Brothers call...............Night Shadows LLC Copywrite2006 This ones for u Bro!
Recklessly the melodrama that I found Twisted circus glass suppressed lips Intentions abound weigh distressed reveal Heaviness of well-earned romantic thoughts Once bold but changed cracked tones Untamed clown sours heavy recompense By voice soft laugh wounds of wine Some truths bleed quiet
A man died in a horrible fire. The mortician thought it was George, but the body was so badly burned that somebody would need to make a positive identification. That task fell to George's two friends, Joe and Al. Joe: "He's burnt pretty bad, all right. Roll him over." Joe looked at the dead man's buttocks and said, "Nope, that ain't George." Thinking the incident strange, the mortician straightened up the body and said nothing. He brought in Al. Al: "Wow, he's burnt to a crisp. Roll him over." Again, "Nope, that ain't George." Mortician: "How can you tell?" Al: "George had two assholes." Mortician: "What? How could he have two assholes?" Al: "Everybody knew George had two assholes. Whenever the three of us would go into town you'd hear people say, "Here comes George with those two assholes!"
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Distant Dreams
Distant Dreams Paint your soul, let me know!. Give me a taste I wont endulge. Let me read your dreams and construct a plan. Feelings layed out with the stroke of your hand. Splattered colors fused to desire, your future plans you conspire. Your future is what makes you unique, Everyone will bow at your feet. Sights set on a different place, your wicked soul I embrace. To be remembered dont mean much, servants longing for your icy touch. Go and build your empire, Mistress of Fire. These are my words unto u, May it bring fullfilment in whatever you do......................Night Shadows LLC Copywrite2006
Incomplete Soul
Incomplete Soul Here I sit and wonder why, when we have problems I look to the sky. Hoping somewhere up there I'll find the answers, but I never get any replys. My heart aches with infinate pain, In my blue sky it always rains. There's got to be a better way, I still have hope thats why I pray. There's got to be that perfect mortal out there for me, Its all in the way it comes to be. Can't find the darkest utters to say, beautiful, wicked women come my way. Drunk with such misery, now I'm sober, I'll share my soul with you a thousand times over. I f your out there please creep my way, With you forever, together we'll slay. If blood is enough, I'm your King, I'll give unto you everything. I'm not complete without my Queen, The world is ours that I've seen. Come find me and I'll be with you till dust, forever in our bond I will trust. I will spread through you like an infection, just branch out in any direction. Your heart in my hand I will soon have, to love you sev
Wife's First Time
Wife's First Time by missbliss101 © Cindy and I had been together for about seven years. We have a very happy marriage and were both very contented sexually. We have a varied sex life and Cindy has some vibrators and toys that we like to use. She loves to dress up for sex and be photographed. We live in a very secluded part of a small country village. We got on well with our immediate neighbours who had an eighteen-year-old son called Steve. It was a hot summers day, the neighbours had gone away for a few days and they asked us to keep an eye on him, although at eighteen he was capable of looking after himself. Cindy and I had been sunbathing in the garden when I decided I needed a shirt. I went upstairs to the bedroom and glanced out of the window and admired the view of miles of open countryside. I saw Cindy sunbathing and thought how sexy she looked. We hadn’t had sex for about three days so we were bound to tonight. A sudden movement caught my eye in next-door’s garden. I move
Help My Votes
ok my fellow friends here is another blog for your help!! go to my profile and click on my family and click on "I call them how I see them" and in his pic albums he has a sexy but classy contest....please cast a vote for me!! While youare on his page please show some cherry love and give him some ratings so he can level up!! thanks for all the love and support
Think About It
i heard this song for the first time today. It made me really think about alot of stuff. I made me think about all the good times, all the good friends. It made me think about all the times we didn't have a care in the world. It made me think about all the people who are lost and broken, and just need a friend.It made me think about everything i had been through, and everyone who had helped me through. So heres to it , think about it "Hear You Me" There's no one in town I know You gave us some place to go. I never said thank you for that. I thought I might get one more chance. What would you think of me now, so lucky, so strong, so proud? I never said thank you for that, now I'll never have a chance. May angels lead you in. Hear you me my friends. On sleepless roads the sleepless go. May angels lead you in. So what would you think of me now, so lucky, so strong, so proud? I never said thank you for that, now I'll never have a chance. May angels le
Netflicks Is The Win
Im not sure if everyone knows...(or anyone but ive had a hard few months. A freind of mine decided to be a lil angel and give me a free months subscription to NetFlicks since he knew i like movies and he thot it would be fun. I had wanted NF before... but couldnt afford it.... NOW.. as soon as i can.... It will be the 1st thing on my to Get list.... This SHIT rocks!!! The person who thot of this is a Fucking GENIUS!!! Its basicaly like the biggest video store ON EARTH... But Online... It has EVERYTHING ( But porn... My one complaint... heehee).. and the plans are really not bad to afford ( if u have the extra money) They ship in a day and come individually so u can get more as u watch....I already have like 40 movies in my Want list.... I will so not be able to get thru them all.... But at least now i know what I'll be missing and want it back....LOL.. Motivation I guess... anyway.... I know this is stoopid... But i wanted to Just express how i Love "m
"CLOWNS" Alone at midnight no one in sight, As I lay in bed gripping my pillow tight. As I close my eyes and try not to fret, I let out my air and take a deep breath. Try not to think of what might be, can't go to sleep Clowns will eat me!. A wicked soul with a painted face,lauhging and looking for a taste. Must stay awake please let me be, can't go to sleep Clowns will eat me! As I doze off my dreams filled with bliss, interupted by the Wicked Clowns kiss. He takes my hand and guides me to Haties, where dead souls and flesh look like red gravy. I tremble inside with great fear, crying and screaming "get me out of here!". I wake up in a bloody pool of sweat, not knowing what might be comming next. I get up gingerly and take a look around, nothing to me here but blood on the ground. Nothing in my room seems out of place, I go back to bed everything erased. Now back to sleep again feeling free, cant go to sleep Clowns will eat me!.....................................Nig
Your Fantasy & Desire Our Reality
Your Fantasy & Desire Our Reality by Astech Delight © You come home from work, tired after a long day. As you pull up in the driveway, you notice my car and your heart skips a beat, anticipating a hot night of sex with me, as your memory takes you back to the last time we made love and how hard we both came the week prior. You step from the air conditioned car, and the sun hits your body, its intensity reaching through your clothes, heating you with its fury. You walk through the door, and are surprised to see I have a girl friend with me . Freshly showered, we're both sitting on the lounge relaxed, the air-con humming quietly in the background. Having no idea who she is, I cannot help but smile as you stand there, the expression on your face like a small boy at the ice cream parlour. You continue to stand in the doorway of the lounge room, oblivious of the fact you are staring at us both, wondering why she is in your lounge room. I watch your eyes as they go from my friend
Reason, Season Or Lifetime?
People come into your life for a Reason, a Season or a Lifetime. When you know which one it is, you will know what to do for that person. When someone is in your life for a REASON, it is usually to meet a need you have expressed. They have come to assist you through a difficulty, to provide you with guidance and support, to aid you physically, emotionally or spiritually. They may seem like a godsend and they are. They are there for the reason you need them to be. Then, without any wrongdoing on your part or at an inconvenient time, this person will say or do something to bring the relationship to an end. Sometimes they die. Sometimes they walk away. Sometimes they act up and force you to take a stand. What we must realize is that our need has been met, our desire fulfilled, their work is done. The prayer you sent up has been answered and now it is time to move on. Some people come into your life for a SEASON, because your turn has come to share, grow or learn. They bring you
The Puzzle
the moment it happned the connection the deep feelings of lust for spiritual emotional and the physical depth of your character had my mind spinning out of control like it never had been before the sudden urge to pick up the pieces of our existence from the ground to piece them to finish the puzzle life had thrown at us but were blind to see what destiny had done for us could we stop and rewind time for what had been done or would we leave the pieces of the puzzle there to never know what could have been an existence without love or one with meaning to life that could be captured by a picture of a thousand words yet to be said.
Life Sucks, Okay?
I am.. like.. confused. I'm excited about Broadway Fun for Funds, but I hope we don't do caberet again. It'd just.. ugh, dressing like a hooker was funny, but I don't think I could do it again.. I'm not like that at all. My friend, Ashley and I are going to do some song.. We haven't decided who knows. I have to go to some "Halloween" thing tonight. Hehe. How gay. and I'm sick of loving the wrong people because they just suck. So are you lying or no? Bring on the lexapro.
Your Birthday Party
Your Birthday Party by eroticguy © I come over to see you, arriving a week before your birthday. We get out a bit and I meet your friends before the big day arrives. That night you are very quiet and I finally get you to admit that you are dirty that your 'friends' did not at least have a few drinks with you. I tell you that you still have me and I have something special in mind for you. You perk up considerably and you are totally intrigued when I select your wardrobe for the night. After you have showered, you look at your shortest mini skirt and the thin, loose top I have chosen. You go to get underwear but I tell you that you wont be wearing any and you smirk at me as you dress. You look in your mirror and laugh as you tell me that you wont be bending over in this skirt and you love the way your firm breasts jiggle and the darkness of your nipples shows through clearly. I can see that your nipples are already hard and I hear the excitement in your voice as you happily tell
Late One Foggy Night..............
A man was walking home alone late one foggy night, when he hears: BUMP... BUMP... BUMP... behind him. Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him BUMP... BUMP... BUMP... Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind him faster... faster... BUMP... BUMP... BUMP... He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him! However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket clapping clappity-BUMP... clappity-BUMP... clappity-BUMP... on his heels the terrified man runs. Rus hing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps. With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door. Bumping and clapping toward him. The man screams and re
Soul Predators
Soul Predators At dusks firery goodbye the light now dims, Into an ocean of blood my soul it swims. Trying to get back what I'v lost, I'll do anything at any cost. The tides of fear they pull me in, and the swells of blood drench my skin. The taste is so very bitter sweet, like slices from razors so very neat. My soul is now not my own, burning black hands they tear a hole. Spiritual suicide a nice thought to me, the only solution that could be. Ripped between the evil that I bestow, and the only thing that I'll ever know. Growing weaker now with every sense I feel, looking for another soul to steel. My soul is much farther than salvation, its not the end its not revelation. Soul searching now is my only solution, make my way through all this polution. I reach way down deep inside of me, try to save what I can see. Blinded by pride I make my deselate way, through raging hate and vengeful spite I surely pay. Judgement on me will soon come to pass, I need a soul I ne
Your Dreams Can Cum True
Your Dreams Can Cum True by kracked_kerouc © This story is a work of fiction. The names have been changed to protect the innocent from my fantasies. I've been friends with Bill and Gina ever since High School. They had just recently moved in to a nice condo together. Since Gina worked near my office, I usually would catch a ride with her and hang out at their house. Well, since this was like every other day, we were hanging out smoking some joints, and watching TV. Now Gina isn't ugly, but she ain't no super model either. Pretty face, huge tits, and thick (I don't mean fat, she doesn't have rolls, but she's not skinny either). She was wearing these fuck me boots and a skirt, since we had just gotten off of work. Bill, of course, was playing video games when we came in, considering he was home from work for like an hour already. Well, as usual, they started mildly fighting with each other about some BS. "You know, your such a dick to me," Gina said from the kitchen. She w
Spiritual Cleansing
Spiritual Cleansing So many times I've heard my name, echo's of madness, I'm not insane!. Feels like dead are pulling me under, if they had a reason this I wonder?. Scorched and torn as I pull myself up, wondering if savations enough?Through the worm holes of Hell I scower around, cant beleive this evil that I've found!. The screams of the damned peirce my ears, pulling from my soul, every fear. Whispers of the Reapers soul, Takers of life let me know. When is my journey going to end?, I swallow this thought again and again. To many times I've been here before, repenting my sins, knees on the floor. My fate creeps closer with every day, Sins of the Father, I must pay!. Cleansing my soul, a spiritual fight, the demons resist with all their might. They will not let go of my battered soul, ripping and tearing, letting me know. The Lamb of Gods revenge, no princapality will tame. I cast the wretched swine out in Yawehs name...........................................N
Voting Season Sucks.
turtle@ CherryTAP Is anyone else out there annoyed withh all the adds, posters, phone calls...etc from politicians. Christ they get enough of or money now they want to ruin our scenery, waste our time with their bullshit lies...The only difference between a politician and a convict is that the convict is in jail. From the president on down to local gov't. Its all bullshit. I am just irritated with all the shit they spew. I love this country but i would love to see this bullshit gov't party disappear. Put People who have actually earned what they have in office so at least they have some sort of idea what the people feel ,want, need. I dont need some cocksucking silverspoon fed richboy telling me what my morals should be or what I need. If you have earned your money By working for it I have all the respect in the world for you. If you are an asskissing yesman who has been givin everything in life and don't know haw to earn it then you probably don't understand any of this. If you a
Boys Are Like...
This one's defiantly for the girls. I came up with this design after begging and begging my husband to get off the computer, lay down the PS2 controller and just quit playing those games (the begging hasn't worked yet)! "Boys are like video games, we never get tired of playing them" is the wording sandwiched between bunches of hibiscus flowers. The design remains very feminine while expressing our desire to get what we want using our feminine wiles. The design is available of a selection of ladies tees and in various colors (featured here on a ladies ringer t in subtle pink), all of which can be found at the online store DeXine Graphic Concepts. Oh and ladies, don't buy this shirt for yourself... make a man buy it for you!
Mistress Of Fire
Mistress of Fire As the mists rise fro the sea so shall your pain, seek not what you know but what u can gain. Taken with the swiftness of night, together we shall stand and fight. Suffer unto me all your sorrow, This void in ur soul so hollow. Minutes seem like days when Mistress of Fire rides, now is your time to die. Wait for the switch of death, blackness my only real freind, The Gates of Hell welcomes you inn. With a mighty swipe of his cycle, the black blood starts to trickle. Slicing every memory close to death, as you take your last breath. You wont have to fight this one alone, no more flesh ripped from your bone. Just take of me inside and I will sheild, The darkest of wizzards will surely yeild. For we are one now in this tormenting Hell, cast upon you a wicked spell. Your baren soul now belongs to me, the greatest sacrafice upon you shall be. Your under my sinister command now, down on bloody knees you shall bow. I have saved you now from selected fate
How About An Update
Well Y/yall, i made it on today but im not completely back yet i have moved to a small town called jefferson with my Gf Connie She is a truly wonderful Woman that im so lucky to have. W/we are working on getting into marshall, and getting on the net again. So yall keep me in your thoughts and i will be back. stacy
Trapped Trapped in two plains at once a tuff spot to be, not a choice just came to be. My soul is ripped in two, dont know what to do. So I cary this inside, my feelings I cant hide. Not another choice upon me, blinded by two loves let me be. Wish I could have both at differnt times,Two senteces but in the same line. I must choose one and go, I love the other dearly, I'll let her know...............Night Shadows LLC Copywrite 2006
Happy Halloween
Happy Halloween !!!!!!!!!!!! I love Halloween it's the one day of the year where you get to be someone completely different than yourself and no one asks questions. How awesome is that? Just want to say I hope everyone has a safe and happy halloween and I hope you have as much fun as I am going to.
Left Hand Of God
Left Hand of God Down to the bowels of this earth There you shall reighn with the swine Antichrists Mother giving birth Fore ever in time Follow not with your heart But with your soul For time of power has come Drink of you fill me full Oh, where are you Morning Star Lurking in the shadows Where is Hell tell me how far Your name so hallowed Where is your mark Under this blood red moon The time is near So very soon With your blood soaked wings of sorrow What of this reighn in blood Clean me out so hollow Ride upon the sinners fear The Gates of Hatties drawing near Make preperations for the end Come take the Mark Writhe with me my damned freind Night Shadows LLC Copywrite 2006
Free Travel
A couple of drinking buddies who are airplane mechanics are in the hangar at JFK New York. It's fogged in and they have nothing to do. One of them says to the other, "Man, have you got anything to drink?" The other one says, "Nah, but I hear you can drink jet fuel, and it will kinda give you a buzz." So they do drink it, get smashed and have a great time, like only drinking buddies can. The following morning, one of the men wakes up and he just knows his head will explode if he gets up, but it doesn't. He gets up and feels good. In fact, he feels great! No hangover! The phone rings. It's his buddy. The buddy says, "Hey, how do you feel?" "Great", he said! "Just great"! The buddy says, "Yeah, I feel great too, and no hangover. That jet fuel stuff is great. We should do this more often! "Yeah, we could, but there's just one thing . . . " "What's that?" "Did you fart yet?" "No . . . " "Well, DON'T, 'cause I'm in Phoenix."
What Am I Most Attracted Too!
Kindness Kindness is most important in a boyfriend/girlfriend. You want someone who will go through everything with you - the best moments and the worst, and all of those other moments in between. You love to be able to say anything to your partner, and have them say anything to you. You are able to be extremely close with your partner for that reason. Take this quiz at
I Stand Alone
I Stand Alone With all my infinite wisdom why am I here Pain drenching feelings bring to my eyes tears What with this sorrow Ive found Driving hate with my fists pound To keep it all hidden is a sin Let my heart pour out upon this grim To find my desolate way home Always and forever I Stand Alone No one to cry upon with my fears Lost in this world for to many years To find someone to share my burdens of life Constantly burried in this fight My body aches now to the bone Always and forever I Stand Alone This battle's not lost but still pending My tattered soul twisting and bending I walk the weary road of despair Hoping to find the answers out there In desperate need of devine grace I look at my souls shadowed place So here I sit on my defeated throne Always and forever I Stand Alone Night Shadows LLC 2006
Hello Everyone
I'm not really sure what this place is all about but . . .
hello all just wanted to let you all know that i have updated some of my pics.. when you get a chance can you plz rate some of them and make some comments on them for me.. thanx
Keeper Of My Soul
keeper of my soul once a long time ago I had a friend she told me that I gave enough of myself to those around me that someone needed to be the keeper of my soul so she prayed for me and sometimes made me home cooked meals she even set me up on a date once she was the wife of my friend and she was a gentle part of life she was the keeper of my soul in recent times I have felt adrift surrounded yet solitary looking for my hearth my heart my home I am loved without question yet I have no keeper I live uncertain not knowing tomorrow I have a need for home I miss having a soul’s keeper tjs2k61031
A man entered a restaurant and sat at the only open table. As he sat down, he knocked the spoon off the table with his elbow. A nearby waiter reached into his shirt pocket, pulled out a clean spoon and set it on the table. The diner was impressed. "Do all the waiters carry spoons in their pockets?" The waiter replied, "Yes. Ever since we had that efficiency expert out, he determined that 17.8% of our diners knock the spoon off the table. By carrying clean spoons with us, we save trips to the kitchen." The diner ate his meal. As he was paying the waiter, he commented, "Forgive the intrusion, but do you know that you have a string hanging from your fly?" The waiter replied, "Yes, we all do. Seems that the same efficiency expert determined that we spend too much time washing our hands after using the men's room. So, the other end of that string is tied to my penis. When I need to go, I simply pull the string to get my penis out, go, and return to work. Since I don't actually t
A Bunch Of Bs!! know what really kicks me in the ass? I am truly a sucker...I am not afraid to admit it. But it wont happen again. I try to be nice and I am, but make me look like a fool or play me for a fool, you will be the one that is the fool. Do people really think that I cant see through their games? Believe me I can manipulate with the best of them. However, I do not like to treat people like that. I have figured out one thing that is so obvious to every woman out there, that men want one thing and we all know what that is. They will pursue and pursue until they get it and once they get it no matter how long the chase was, they drop out of sight. Mmmmm....hasnt quite happened to me, but I will tell you I am not stupid and if I dont come out and tell you straight up how I feel about you, more than likely I am not attracted or interested, I am just being nice. Do I lead people on? To be honest, maybe...but I do consider myself to be sincere with everyone I speak with. I guess I am tired
Where's My Angel
Where's my Angel I awake in the coldest of sweats I look around all I see is eternal black To get out of this bottomless hole I fret Darkened fears of a spiritual attack Try to slither my way through deaths threshold But it never becomes Now thinking of what it beholds Feeling my soul leave, body so numb Shooting agony from my hell up Afraid of who or what I become Am I dead to you , insane or what? These incomplete reasonings Come and get some Now these deselate feelings of nothing Fills my twisted , torched soul Waiting for fate or something Wheres my Angel let me know Now out of earth in this wicked place I drrop to my knees Looking for that spiritual embrace I cry with fear to my God, please Tell me what I have done and I will certainly except Has this time of judgement begun So many questions inside I have kept Let me know my Angel if theres still time Keep me with you , dont leave me so For
soo new to this... not really sure wat im doin... right now im just browsin around... figurin it out all! so leave me some love! thanksss... :) muah!
Coconut Macaroon Shortcake
Recipe Rating: Prep Time: 10 min Total Time: 1 hr min Makes: 8 servings, 1 wedge each 1-1/3 cups BAKER'S ANGEL FLAKE Coconut 1/2 cup chopped PLANTERS Slivered Almonds 1/3 cup sugar 2 Tbsp. flour 1/8 tsp. salt 2 egg whites 1/2 tsp. almond extract 1 cup thawed COOL WHIP Whipped Topping 1 pt. (2 cups) strawberries, sliced PREHEAT oven to 325°F. Mix coconut, almonds, sugar, flour and salt in large bowl. Beat egg whites and almond extract lightly with fork. Add to coconut mixture; mix well. TRACE 9-inch circle on greased foil-covered baking sheet. Spread coconut mixture evenly onto foil, staying within circle line on foil. BAKE 15 to 20 min. or until lightly browned. Cool. Remove from foil. Cut into 8 wedges. Top evenly with the whipped topping and strawberries just before serving. Size It Up Shortcake is the perfect choice for a special occasion. Plan ahead and eat accordingly before indulging in a slice of this luscious dessert. Storage Know-How Once thawed, refr
Happy Holloween!
Banana Coconut Upside-down Cake
Recipe Rating: Prep Time: 15 min Total Time: 1 hr 50 min Makes: 10 servings 1-1/2 cups all-purpose baking mix 1/2 cup granulated sugar 1 cup BREAKSTONE'S or KNUDSEN Sour Cream 1 egg 1/4 cup water 1 tsp. vanilla 3 Tbsp. butter, melted 1/4 cup firmly packed brown sugar 2 ripe bananas, cut in half both lengthwise and crosswise 9 maraschino cherry halves 1 cup BAKER'S ANGEL FLAKE Coconut PREHEAT oven to 350°F. Beat baking mix, granulated sugar, sour cream, egg, water and vanilla in large bowl with electric mixer on low speed just until moistened, stopping frequently to scrape side of bowl. Beat on medium speed 2 min. POUR butter into 9-inch round baking pan; sprinkle evenly with brown sugar. Arrange bananas and cherries in prepared pan; sprinkle evenly with coconut. Cover with prepared batter. BAKE 30 min. or until toothpick inserted in center comes out clean. Run small knife around edge of pan to loosen cake; immediately invert onto serving plate. Cool completely Si
Pineapple-carrot Snacking Cake
Recipe Rating: Prep Time: 20 min Total Time: 45 min Makes: 9 servings, one square each 1/2 cup cholesterol-free egg product 1/3 cup firmly packed light brown sugar 2 Tbsp. butter or margarine, melted 1/3 cup vanilla low-fat yogurt 1 cup flour 1/2 cup CREAM OF WHEAT Cereal (1-min., 2-1/2-min. or 10-min. cook time), uncooked 1 Tbsp. CALUMET Baking Powder 1-1/2 tsp. ground cinnamon 1 can (8 oz.) crushed pineapple, drained 1 cup shredded carrots 1/2 cup raisins PREHEAT oven to 350°F. Beat egg product, brown sugar and butter in large bowl with electric mixer on medium speed until well blended. Add yogurt; mix well. Combine flour, dry cereal, baking powder and cinnamon. Add half of the flour mixture to yogurt mixture; beat until well blended. Add pineapple; mix well. Add remaining flour mixture, the carrots and raisins; beat until well blended. POUR into greased 8-inch square baking pan. BAKE 25 min. or until toothpick inserted in center comes out clean. Cool completely
Happy Halloween.
Hmm I Actually Knew This One
Intelligence Intelligence is most important in a boyfriend/girlfriend. You like to be able to talk about everything that is on your mind, and if your partner can't keep up, well, you know. You are very attracted to someone who can challenge you, and make you see things in a whole new way. Take this quiz at
Chocolate Indulgence
Recipe Rating: Prep Time: 15 min Total Time: 45 min Makes: 12 servings, 1 wedge each 1 pkg. (6 squares) BAKER'S Bittersweet Baking Chocolate 3/4 cup (1-1/2 sticks) butter 4 eggs 1 cup sugar 1/2 cup flour PREHEAT oven to 350°F. Microwave chocolate and butter in large microwavable bowl on HIGH 2 minutes or until butter is melted. Stir until chocolate is completely melted; cool to room temperature. BEAT eggs and sugar in large bowl with electric mixer on medium speed until thickened. Add chocolate mixture; stir with wire whisk until well blended. Add flour; stir until well blended. Pour into greased and floured 9-inch round cake pan. BAKE 30 minutes or until center is set. Cool 5 minutes; remove from pan. Cool completely on wire rack. Cut into 12 wedges to serve. Size It Up Enjoy this indulgent dessert on occasion. One serving goes a long way on chocolate flavor. Nutrition (per serving) Calories 280 Total fat 19g Saturated fat 10g Cholesterol 100
A friend sent this to me thought I would share it! Is interesting! Where and when did Halloween customs originate? The many customs we have today in relation to Halloween have their origins in the religious practices of the Romans and the Druids, therefore dating back many centuries. The Romans worshiped various gods and on October 31, a special feast was held in honor of Pomona, goddess of the fruit trees. Later, the Druids, an ancient order of Celtic priests in Britain, made this feast an even more extensive celebration by also honoring Samhain, lord of the dead. This was normally done on November 1 and it was therefore decided to conveniently honor both Pomona and Samhain on October 31 and November 1. These Druids believed that on the night before November 1 (October 31) Samhain called together wicked souls or spirits which had been condemned to live in the bodies of animals during the year which had just transpired. Since they were afraid of these spirits, they chose O
Beautiful Dreamer{stephen Foster}
Beautiful dreamer, wake unto me, Starlight and dewdrops are waiting for thee; Sounds of the rude world heard in the day, Lull'd by the moonlight have all pass'd away! Beautiful dreamer, queen of my song, List while I woo thee with soft melody; Gone are the cares of life's busy throng. Beautiful dreamer, awake unto me! Beautiful dreamer, awake unto me! Beautiful dreamer, out on the sea, Mermaids are chaunting the wild lorelie; Over the streamlet vapors are borne, Waiting to fade at the bright coming morn. Beautiful dreamer, beam on my heart, E'en as the morn on the streamlet and sea; Then will all clouds of sorrow depart, Beautiful dreamer, awake unto me!
The Theology Of Toys
The Theology of Toys * Capitalism - He who dies with the most toys, wins. * Hari Krishna - He who plays with the most toys, wins. * Judaism - He who buys toys at the lowest price, wins. * Catholicism - He who denies himself the most toys, wins. * Anglican - They were our toys first. * Greek Orthodox - No, they were OURS first. * Branch Davidians - He who dies playing with the biggest toys, wins. * Atheism - There is no toy maker. * Polytheism - There are many toy makers. * Evolutionism - The toys made themselves. * Church of Christ, Scientist - We are the toys. * Communism - Everyone gets the same number of toys, and you go straight to the opposite of heaven if we catch you selling yours. * Baha'i - All toys are just fine with us. * Amish - Toys with batteries are surely a sin. * Taoism - The doll is as important as the dumptruck. * Mormonism - Every boy may have as many toys as he wants. * Voodoo - Let me borrow that doll for a second
Easy Carrot Cake
Recipe Rating: Prep Time: 15 min Total Time: 50 min Makes: 16 servings 1 cup KRAFT Mayo Real Mayonnaise 1 pkg. (2-layer size) yellow cake mix 4 eggs 2-1/2 tsp. ground cinnamon 2 cups finely grated carrots 1/2 cup chopped PLANTERS Walnut Pieces BEAT mayo, cake mix, eggs, 1/4 cup water and cinnamon in large bowl with electric mixer on medium speed for 3 minutes. Stir in carrots and walnuts. POUR into greased 13x9-inch baking pan. BAKE at 350°F for 30 to 35 minutes or until toothpick inserted in center comes out clean. Cool completely. Frost cake if desired. Great Substitute Prepare as directed, except substitute KRAFT Mayo Light Mayonnaise. Take a Shortcut Instead of frosting the cake, sprinkle with powdered sugar. Nutrition (per serving) Calories 290 Total fat 19g Saturated fat 3g Cholesterol 60mg Sodium 310mg Carbohydrate 28g Dietary fiber 1g Sugars 19g Protein 3g Vitamin A 80%DV Vitamin C 2%DV
What Is Time Exactly ?
What exactly is time to us ? All in A Day of Brahma What does Krishna mean by the beginning of creation? According to the Puranas (Vedic histories), there have been innumerable creations in the course of cyclical time. The basic unit of Vedic cyclical time is the day of Brahma, which lasts 4.32 billion years. The day of Brahma (also called a kalpa) is followed by a night of Brahma, also lasting 4.32 billion years. The cycle of days and nights of Brahma toes on for Brahma's lifetime of one hundred years (36,000 nights), equivalent to 311.04 trillion of our human years. During the day of Brahma, life, including human life, is manifest. During the night of Brahma, life is not manifest. Vedic Conception of Time ________________________________ ______________________________________ "Outside of the three planetary systems, the four Yugas multiplied by one thousand comprise one day on the planet of Brahma. A similar period comprises a night of Brahma, in wh
Artist's Palette Birthday Cake
Recipe Rating: Prep Time: 1 hr min Total Time: 2 hr min Makes: 16 servings 1 pkg. (2-layer size) chocolate or white cake mix 1 tub (8 oz.) COOL WHIP Whipped Topping, thawed, divided 1 to 2 drops yellow food coloring 15 candy wafers PREPARE and bake cake mix as directed on package for 13x9-inch baking pan. Cool 5 minutes in pan; remove cake to a cake board or tray. Cool completely. MAKE a template drawing of an artist's palette as shown in photograph using wax paper; place on top of cake. Frost remaining cake with 2 cups of the whipped topping; remove template. TINT remaining whipped topping with food coloring to create a light yellow; frost palette area left by template outline. POSITION paint brush in center of palette; arrange different colored candy wafers on cake (as shown in photograph) to resemble blobs of paint. Refrigerate until ready to serve. Great Substitute chewy fruit snacks, colored sprinkles or colored icing can be substituted for candy wafers to create
I spent the weekend at the British Schutzhund Championships. Boring... I know ;)
Forbidden Archeology The following review of Forbidden Archeologys Impact appeared in the March 2000 issue (vol. 52, no. 1, pp. 63-64) of Perspectives on Science and Christian Faith, the journal of the American Scientific Affiliation, an established organization of Christian scientists. History of Science (section heading): Forbidden Archeologys Impact by Michael A. Cremo. Los Angeles: Bhaktivedanta Book Trust, 1998. 569 pages, bibliography, index. Hardcover: $35.00. This is an unusual book, possibly an inaugral work of this kind. Cremos Forbidden Archeologys Impact is a compilation of reports, letters, challenging papers, internet messages, and correspondence the author has had with scientists, and his written responses to the multitude of criticisms, which he claims professional journals have refused to print. This book is based on the response to his 1993 work titled Forbidden Archeology, a controversial extremist view of human antiquity that literally stunned the
Ten Reasons I Like Animals More Than People. (and Not That Way You Sicko)
1) Animals are honest. They don't know how to lie. 2) If an animal shits on you, it's an accident. If a person does it, it's on purpose. 3) If an animal gets mad, it bites you on the leg. If a person gets mad, they stab you in the back. 4) If an animal hates you it lets you know in one way shape or form. If a person hates you, they act like your best friend. 5) An animal can't exagerate the truth. People can't stop. 6) An animal eats only what it needs and the rest is scavenged by other animals. People eat what they want, throw the extra in the garbage and then don't help feed the hungry. 7) An animal will not hate a person based on the color of thier skin. People do it everyday. 8) An animal will wait for you by the door. A person will sneak out the back. 9) An animal instictively senses sadness and tries to cheer you up. People sense it and try to make you feel worse. 10) And the most important. An animal will be there until the end. Pe
Romance(edgar Allan Poe)
Romance, who loves to nod and sing, With drowsy head and folded wing, Among the green leaves as they shake Far down within some shadowy lake, To me a painted paroquet Hath been- a most familiar bird- Taught me my alphabet to say- To lisp my very earliest word While in the wild wood I did lie, A child- with a most knowing eye. Of late, eternal Condor years So shake the very Heaven on high With tumult as they thunder by, I have no time for idle cares Through gazing on the unquiet sky. And when an hour with calmer wings Its down upon my spirit flings- That little time with lyre and rhyme To while away- forbidden things! My heart would feel to be a crime Unless it trembled with the strings.
Well Well, I Never Thought Id Get That!!
Hotness - Hotness is most important in a boyfriend/girlfriend. This indicates that you are mostly into having an attractive partner. You prefer to date around, and don't usually get attached. Take this quiz at
Witch Cake
Recipe Rating: Prep Time: 15 min Total Time: 1 hr 50 min Makes: 16 servings 1 pkg. (2-layer size) cake mix, any flavor 1-1/2 cups cold milk 1 pkg. (4-serving size) JELL-O Vanilla Flavor Instant Pudding & Pie Filling 2 cups thawed COOL WHIP Whipped Topping Few drops green food coloring 1 pkg. (8 oz.) Mini OREO Bite Size Chocolate Sandwich Cookies 10 BAKER'S Semi-Sweet Chocolate Chunks PREPARE cake batter and bake in 13x9-inch baking pan as directed on package. Cool completely. TRANSFER cake to cutting board; cut into pieces using diagram 1. Arrange cake pieces on cake board or large platter to form the witch's head, nose, hair and hat as shown in diagram 2. FROST and decorate with Evil Embellishments as listed below. Store in refrigerator. 1 pkg. (2-layer size) cake mix, any flavor 1-1/2 cups cold milk 1 pkg. (4-serving size) JELL-O Vanilla Flavor Instant Pudding & Pie Filling 2 cups thawed COOL WHIP Whipped Topping Few drops green food coloring 1 pkg. (8 oz.)
Bessed Be!
Blessed Be! You are the one that got lost in the web The torments you went through tatooed in your head The relentless Demons had you by the hand Taking away everything for wich you stand Some how you crawled out of the darkend mists You took your Demons and cast them to the abyss They tried to posess every dream and hope and consume them with fire But not the one thing your soul truely desired The passion from being free from all that lurks And changing every tormented feeling that surely hurts Being able to stand and fight is your testimony To be one with your Higher Power, Blessed only Now every lurking Demon shall see Your salvation payed on that hill, Blessed Be! To take back swiftly that what was lost To be rejoicing in harmony at any cost So now you look at the beautiful night sky Not questioning your life, not asking why For the rugged journey was distant and rough Walked with bloody feet the path was painfuly tuf
The Cult of Cthulhu: Who Wrote the Necronomicon? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dateline: Monday, July 31, 2006 By: EDWARD OTOOLE By: Phenomena Esotericist-at-Large .. language=JavaScript> ..> From the insane depths of Lovecrafts Mythos comes the dark and satanic sect The Cult of Cthulhu. Phenomenas Esotericist-at-Large Edward OToole takes a plunge into the Abyss to visit them, and also find out just who wrote the Necronomicon. That is not dead which can eternal lie, And with strange æons, even death may die. Howard Phillips Lovecraft (1890 1937) was a genius. Legend has it that he never laughed or even smiled. Ever. With the eldritch horrors that he wrote about floating around in his head that is quite understandable. Unlike Edgar Allen Poe, from whom his writing was greatly inspired, Lovecraft described his tortured nightmares in his writings his Unconscious screamed through his pen and the memories of a ch
Flat Belly
Flat Belly A little boy walks into his parents' room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. the mom sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen. She dresses quickly and goes to find him. The son sees his mom and asks, "What were you and Dad doing?" The mother replies, "Well, you know your dad has a big tummy and sometimes I have to get on top of it and help flatten it." "Your wasting your time," said the boy. "Why is that?" the mom asked puzzled. "Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on her knees and blows it right back up." (repost of original by 'Venom' on '2006-10-31 09:15:56') (repost of original by 'alegria' on '2006-10-31 11:02:05') (repost of original by 'Lady Aurora' on '2006-10-31 11:29:10') (repost of original by '¢¾ Ronins BabyGurl ¢¾' on '2006-10-31 11:53:36')
Fire Truck Birthday Cake
Recipe Rating: Prep Time: 1 hr min Total Time: 1 hr min Makes: 14 servings 3 pkg. (10 oz. each) frozen pound cake, thawed 1 tub (8 oz.) COOL WHIP Whipped Topping, thawed 4 to 6 drops red or yellow food coloring 6 miniature sugar cake donuts 12 thin pretzel sticks 2 black string licorice 16 assorted jelly or hard candies TRIM rounded tops off pound cakes. Stack 2 of the cakes together using whipped topping in between the layers to hold together. (This is the back of the fire truck.) CUT 1/3 off the end of the remaining cake. Lay the 2/3 portion of cake in front of and level with the bottom of stacked pound cakes. Place the 1/3 portion vertically on top to form an L-shape against the 2 stacked cakes. (This will form the cab of the truck and be slightly higher than the 2 stacked pound cakes. See photograph.) TINT whipped topping with red or yellow food coloring until desired color is achieved. Frost entire fire truck. Attach 3 donuts on each side of the truck for wheels.
What is a paraphilia? In long form, it's a scenario whose real or fantasized presence is psychologically necessary for sexual gratification. In short, it's a fetish. There are so many paraphilias in the world, the range is simply astounding. Think of it this way: if it exists, someone probably has a fetish for it. And, unbeknownst to me, the simplest and most common of erotic happinesses are considered fetishes. To my surprise, I am apparently an Acomoclitic, Altocalciphila, FSRP, Gynonudomania, Odaxelagnia, Retifism, Thlipsosis, Tripsolagnia, Tripsophilia freak. Who knew? I'll have to add it to my resume, I guess. It's not uncommon for someone to have a fetish that they have to go out of their way to accommodate. But there are some fetishes out there that are so extreme, they are completely illegal and sometimes life-threatening. I've taken the liberty of listing all the fetishes and put them in categories listed by uniqueness and severity. Enjoy! AwwThat's Cute Acomoclit
The Paradox Of Our Time
The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings, but shorter tempers; wider freeways, but narrower viewpoints. We spend more, but have less; we buy more, but enjoy it less. We have bigger houses and smaller families; more conveniences, but less time; we have more degrees, but less sense; more knowledge, but less judgment; more experts, but more problems; more medicine, but less wellness. We drink too much, smoke too much, spend too recklessly, laugh too little, drive too fast, get too angry too quickly, stay up too late, get up too tired, read too seldom, watch TV too much, and pray too seldom. We have multiplied our possessions, but reduced our values. We talk too much, love too seldom, and hate too often. We've learned how to make a living, but not a life; we've added years to life, not life to years. We've been all the way to the moon and back, but have trouble crossing the street to meet the new neighbor. We've conquered outer space, but not inner sp
Dinosaur Birthday Cake
Recipe Rating: Prep Time: 45 min Total Time: 45 min Makes: 10 servings 1 pkg. (2-layer size) cake mix, any flavor 1 tub (8 oz.) COOL WHIP Whipped Topping, thawed 3 or 4 drops each: red and blue food coloring 1 roll ring-shaped hard candy 1/4 cup assorted small candy balls PREPARE and bake cake mix as directed on package for 13x9-inch baking pan. Cool completely. Transfer cake to a cutting board; cut into pieces as shown in photo and diagram below. TINT whipped topping with food coloring. Using small amount of whipped topping to hold pieces together, arrange cake on serving tray as directed in tip below. FROST cake with remaining whipped topping. Decorate with candy. KRAFT KITCHENS TIPS Size-Wise At 10 servings, this adorable cake is perfect for a kid's party. How to Cut Up Cake (Click here to print diagram.) Attach section B (the head) to top of neck. Attach section C (the tail) to back of body. Place the 4 D triangles along the dinosaur's back for spikes.
Flourless Chocolate-nut Cake
Recipe Rating: Prep Time: 15 min Total Time: 55 min Makes: 12 servings 6 eggs, separated 3/4 cup sugar, divided 3/4 cup (1-1/2 sticks) butter or margarine, softened 1 pkg. (8 squares) BAKER'S Semi-Sweet Baking Chocolate, melted 1 tsp. grated orange peel 1 cup finely chopped PLANTERS Walnuts PREHEAT oven to 350°F. Grease and flour 9-inch springform pan. Beat egg yolks and 1/2 cup of the sugar in medium bowl with electric mixer on high speed until thick and lemon colored. Add butter; mix well. Blend in chocolate and orange peel. Stir in walnuts; set aside. BEAT egg whites in small bowl with electric mixer on high speed until foamy. Gradually add remaining 1/4 cup sugar, beating until stiff peaks form. Add to chocolate mixture; stir gently until well blended. Spread into prepared pan. BAKE 35 to 40 min. or until toothpick inserted in center comes out clean. Cool in pan on wire rack 10 min. Run a knife or metal spatula around rim of pan to loosen; remove rim of pan. Cool c
Happy Halloween!! Sucks cause I have to work. It'll be hard to get in the groove tonight after missing a week of work. I hate being sick!! I wanted a week off but to have fun in bed not just lay in bed sick. althought i did fit in alittle play time too, lol.
Love.. (martin Luther King Jr.}
Everybody can be great... because anybody can serve. You don't have to have a college degree to serve. You don't have to make your subject and verb to agree to serve. You only need a heart full of grace. A soul generated by love.
this blog isnt like the normal blog... its not the regular blogs where i swear a lot to make people laugh with the thoughts in my head, this is a deeper side of me that most people dont see and i'm going to share it with the world... so lets go for a ride ... come along with me to my inner thinkings... lately ive beeing thinking quite a bit... expanding my mind. striving to figure out who i really am. and the word that sticks out most in my mind is choices. choices ive made along the way that defined who i am. and its lately that has really made me think about those choices, be that they are from the past, or more so very recent. and i've met someone very recently that has brought me to think about that for some of my choices may keep me from experiencing this most amazing person and it pains me to know that its my selfishness that caused that. my whole life ive been on my own... family was never really a factor in my life. some of the few who grew up with me and the fewer
Old Vent...
i needed to vent ( warning...lots of swearing =P) id like to say a few things, first off never forget where u came from and never sell out. I also hate fake fucks. ... I always say... some people should lack the right to fuckin speak. Stupidity is like a fuckin fad these days and if ignorance is bliss... most of the dumb fucks out there are in heaven. But most of all never forget your roots and "before you go waving flags... make sure you know what u fuckin stand for" - h2o. i'm a laid back kid but i do get annoyed with stupid shit. i hate when people play dumb. when people act like they are better than u for whatever reasons i want to punch them in the face. i love to fuckin swear... but does that make me less of a person? fuck you then! you smoke ciggerettes... dont judge me cause i smoke weed... im not a fuckin stoner... it just fuckin relaxes me... "oh you didnt go to college?" no i didnt go to fuckin college but wait... i make more money than 75 % of college graduates... dont
Another Thank You My Lovies!!
Here is the latest update on baby Jaiden From his Mom.."He is now 14 3/4 inches and is over 2 1/2 pounds. He's still as feisty as he wants to be. I just found out last night that the bleeds are "resolving," and he had an eye exam and that showed no problems. He's eating well - - he's at 15 ml each feeding - - and he's is working hard to get big!Keep praying! " Below is a pic Of Jaiden and Family. Thank you to all who have kept them in your prayers!!!
Halloween. Went Down The Tubes!
halloween is the best holiday ever! So i decided to go all out and be a smart ass and dress up for halloween for school today! Well Only 7 ppl got what i was trying to do! Ok who ever figures it out gets a shit load of comments and 10's all around on page and pics! SO I wore big jewlery, a layered curled up wig, tight jeans, and HUGE titties! Hair color is a joke because this girl hasnt had black hair but every other color! Im a white girl! and Im a pop/movie star and my music sucks! ppl say my boobs are fake! Thats all it should be easy so guess away! pics will coem later! and the answer later tonight/tomorrow! so guess away! either email me or leave me a blog comment or a page comment! xo's Amber
What Is Your Primary Vice? Sex????? Wooo Hooo
Your primary vice is sex You are able to escape reality, and all your problems through sex. You are incredibly passionate and a great lover and you have very little stress in your life because of your active vice. Take this quiz at
The Hillbilly Hunter Omg Lmfao
A hillbilly went hunting one day in Oklahoma and bagged three ducks. He put them in the bed of his pickup truck and was about to drive home when he was confronted by an ornery game warden that didn't like hillbillies. The game warden ordered to the hillbilly to show his hunting license, and the hillbilly pulled out a valid Oklahoma hunting license. The game warden looked at the license, then reached over and picked up one of the ducks, sniffed it's butt, and said, "This duck an't from Oklahoma. This is a Kansas duck. You got a Kansas huntin' license, boy?" The hillbilly reached into his wallet and produced a Kansas hunting license. The game warden looked at it, then reached over and grabbed the second duck, sniffed it's butt, and said "This ain't no Kansas duck. This duck's from Arkansas. You got a Arkansas license?" The hillbilly reached into his wallet and produced an Arkansas hunting license. The warden then reached over and picked up the third duck, sniffed it's butt, and sai
Berry Berry Cake
Recipe Rating: Prep Time: 25 min Total Time: 1 hr 20 min Makes: 12 servings 1/3 cup PHILADELPHIA Light Cream Cheese Spread 3/4 cup sugar, divided 2 egg whites 2 tsp. grated lemon peel 1 cup plus 2 tsp. flour, divided 1/2 tsp. baking soda 1/3 cup BREAKSTONE'S FREE or KNUDSEN FREE Fat Free Sour Cream 3 cups mixed fresh blueberries and raspberries, divided 1-1/2 cups thawed COOL WHIP FREE Whipped Topping PREHEAT oven to 350°F. Beat cream cheese spread and 1/2 cup of the sugar in large bowl with electric mixer on medium speed until well blended. Add egg whites and lemon peel; mix well. Mix 1 cup of the flour and the baking soda. Add to cream cheese mixture alternately with the sour cream, beating well after each addition. (Do not overmix.) SPRAY 9-inch springform pan with cooking spray; spread cream cheese mixture onto bottom and 1 inch up side of pan. Toss 2 cups of the berries with remaining 1/4 cup sugar and remaining 2 tsp. flour; spoon over cream cheese mixture in p
Mother Teresa
Simle at each other, smile at your wife, smile at your husband, smile at your childern, smile at each other- it doesnt matter who it is- and that will help you to grow up in the greater love of each other.
Vagina Fun Facts
> Vagina Fun Facts > > Fun facts about women's private parts and sensuality. > > Average Depth of a Vagina: between 3 to 6 inches. > Largest Vagina: the female blue whale with a normal length of 6 to 8 feet. > Largest Human Vagina: belonged to a woman who was 7'8" tall. > Smallest Vagina: 2 or 3 centimeters - surgery is required for correction. > Longest Clitoris: recorded at 4 inches long and 1 inches diameter. > Longest Labia Minora: some African tribes enlarge their labia to 7 inches in length. > Largest Buttocks: Hottentot tribe have buttocks that each can be two or three feet. > Largest Breasts: 44-pounds breasts measuring 33 inches in circumference. > Most Breasts: In 1886 a french woman was recorded with ten individual breasts. > Most Orgasms: 134 in one hour for a woman - 16 for a man. > Longest Recorded Orgasm: 43-seconds with 25 consecutive contractions. > Longest Recorded Pubic Hair: 28" (71.12 cm) long. > > It's A Fact! > The vagina and the eye are self
Predominant Emotion Test
Your dominant emotion is LOVE Your dominant emotion is Love. You tend to always find the best in people and give all people the benefit of the doubt. You love your friends and family and they are what drive you. Take this quiz at
Feed The Fatass Please Lol
please send the fatass some candy corn LOL ...hes hungry ;O) FAT SONNY~@ CherryTAP
Been Sick
Hey Guys sorry i havent been on in awhile..i have been very sick. so i havent been doing very much net stuff lately. Hope you all are having a safe and happy halloween!! Love you all!! Take Care..
Stephen Levine
If you were going to die soon and had only one phone call you could make, who would call and what would you say? And why are you waiting?
'what Is Your Theme Song?
Your Theme Song:"Hey Jude" - The Beatles 'What is your theme song?' at
Only One Parachute
You are one of two people on a malfunctioning airplane with only one parachute: Pessimist: you refuse the parachute because you might die in the jump anyway. Optimist: you refuse the parachute because people have survived jumps just like this before. Procrastinator: you play a game of Monopoly for the parachute. Bureaucrat: you order them to conduct a feasibility study on parachute use in melti-engine aircraft under corde red conditions. Lawyer: you charge one parachute for helping them sue the airline. Doctor: you tell them you need to run more tests, then take the parachute in order to make your next appointment. Sales executive: you sell them the parachute at top retail rates and get the names of their friends and relatives who might like one too. Internal Revenue Service: you confiscate the parachute along with their luggage, wallet, and gold fillings. Advertiser: you strip-tease while singing that what they need is a neon parachute with computer altimete
Chinese Proverb
If there is light in the soul, There will be beauty in the person. If there is beauty in the person, There will be harmony in the house. If there is harmony in the house, There will be order in the nation. If there is order in the nation, There will be peace in the world.
What Is Your Perfect Guy/girl Comprised Of?
Kindness Kindness is most important in a boyfriend/girlfriend. You want someone who will go through everything with you - the best moments and the worst, and all of those other moments in between. You love to be able to say anything to your partner, and have them say anything to you. You are able to be extremely close with your partner for that reason. Take this quiz at
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Chinese Proverb
If there is light in the soul, There will be beauty in the person. If there is beauty in the person, There will be harmony in the house. If there is harmony in the house, There will be order in the nation. If there is order in the nation, There will be peace in the world.
I need advice.... What do you all do to keep from stressing? I have been stressed out lately. I use to not get stressed out as much. But since I have moved I have been so stressed. RB
In Honor Of Stupid People
In Honor of Stupid People In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods: On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping. (Shoot, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.) On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)? On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap," (and that would be how???....) On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion). On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)! On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought????...) On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time)? On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery
I Need Help!
This site has become my obsession. I find that I have to get points, no matter what! Thanks Jenn!
What Will Your Epitaph Say?
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Enjoy them while they are around they may be goon sooner than you know
Happy Halloween
Happy Halloween everyone
Tell Me I Cant Do Good!!!
You know what i do what i have to do! Screw you if your not my friend because you dont agree with the decisions im making im doing good for myself bye myself! And screw all the girls who cant appreciate what im doing for myself, and who cant stay true! where the hell are all the woman at? i need a true girl you know! please if you care respond to this!
20 Ways To Confuse Trick Or Treaters (repost) I Can Garuntee I Will Try Some Of This.
20 ways to confuse trick or treaters (repost) I can garuntee i will try some of this. 1. Give away something other than candy. (Toothpicks, bags of sand, golf balls etc). 2. Wait behind te door until some people come,when they get near the door jump out, wearing a cosume and holding a bag, and yell "Trick or treat"! Look at them , scratch your head and act confused. 3. Fill a brief case with marbles and crackers and write on it 'top secret'. When trick or treaters come look around supiciously and say "Its about time you got here", give them the briefcase and quickly shut the door. 4. Get about 30 people to wait in you living room, when trick or treaters come to the door say ,"Come in". when they do everyone yell "Surprise!!!" and act like its a surprise party. 5. Get everyone who comes to the door to come in and see if they can figure out whats wrong with your dishwasher. Insist it makes an unnatural 'whirring' sound. 6. After you give them candy hand the trick or t
Politics Explained
A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?" Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me Capitalism. Your Mom, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the People. The nanny, we'll consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, we'll call him the Future. Now, think about that and see if that makes sense." So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to his parents' room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed. The next morning, the little boy says to his
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The Origins Of Emotions
Does this mean I have permission to get a new man every four years Stumbled across this as well, you can read some more of the chapters by clicking on the link below. The Origins of Emotion by Mark Devon The following are excerpts from the book: “Maternal love stops when a child is 33 months old. Mothers maximize their reproduction by focusing on the next child when the current child can feed itself. By 33 months, children can feed themselves if food is available. They can walk and their first set of teeth have completed eruption.” “Men only love a woman for 42 months, which covers 9 months of gestation and 33 months of post-natal care. Both sexes maximize reproduction by starting a new reproductive cycle with a new partner when a child can feed itself.” “Revenge encourages victims of rule breaking to always retaliate, whether it helps them or not. The more victims retaliate, the fewer rule breakers there are. The fewer rule breakers there are, the more ef
Funny Stuff
NODDY -- [noun]:A level headed person who always makes the wrong decision 'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at and my given name hehe CHARLOTTE -- [adjective]:Sexually stunning 'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at
What Historical Figure Are You?
You are Catherine the Great. You are very intelligent and a socialist. It is very important to you that all people be treated equally in a society. You are able to fully comprehend social problems and you are outspoken when it comes to dealing with them. Take this quiz at
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Gonzo Statement Of Intent To Educate
And Now For Some Substance... My dear readers, I'm under the firm belief that the majority of my fellow Americans would do far better to think more, love more and dance more. It's not a great secret that I loath the masses of my country to the point where I believe they should have their voting rights revoked and awarded to the people of a nice Scandinavian country. We'd all probably benefit from that. The philosopher Friedman made an argument that no one can have a true friendship with a closed-minded person, especially among these are the Christian evangelicals whose absolute nutjobery has brought my dear and beloved America to the level of its current unfriendablity internationally. My solution for this, beyond the vurtually impossible to impliment sedition of all northern states to the Dominion of Canada, is the slow and methodical changing of social mores throughout the republic. I will be the first to admit that I am probably not the best candidate to lead this social
'what Is Your Synonym?
Crissy's synonym -- absurd (... as in cool!) 'What is your synonym?' at
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What Does Your Blood Type Say About You?
Type O People with O type blood are brave, outgoing, fun, courageous and confident. You are very popular and make friends easily. You also are very attention grabbing, and people always notice you. 'What does your blood type say about you?' at
Fire Jumping
Fire jumping is my only hope I live and die to save many homes I have seen the fallin few I have held the hand of dying crew When I jump one thing in mind Whether I can survive one more time At home I have a baby girl Her momma is pretty She worries about me too This fire will forever change us I can see what is a huge gust It rages close and I lose touch Reality for me is lost in the moment WHen my wife hears of the news She cries and looks in that girls baby blues She said you look just like your father He must of went to heaven in that last fire My baby girl crying so hard I can barely watch from the screendoor I told them I looked right in the devils eyes I told the devil I have the most beautiful lil girl I have the greatest wife Hell must be ended with my blanket tonight I told them I saw Jesus He looked right in my eyes He said son your faith will have heaven waiting for you when the time is right. James H Morrow Jr
Do You Like Writing?
I have just stumbled across a site called Papel and its for writers so if you like writing and want to give it a shot then let me know how you get on with it. Papel - creative freedom for writers
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1. Born Edward,Bradley.Irving,Orgill 2. Born 17 September, 196(giggidygiggidy!)9 3. Hamilton, Ontario, Canada. 4. Raised by my grandparents. 5. My life is comparible to an ABC Sunday Night Movie (i.e. tragic) 6. Got an extreme case of the funnies. 7. The doctor gave me a cream for it. 8. Sarcastic? Moi? Never. 9. Outgoing. 10. So romantic there are roses growing out of my ass. 11. Irish 60%, Welsh 20%, Dutch 20%. 12. If you ain't Dutch, you ain't much. 13. I can drink. 14. Sometimes. 15. I love movies. 16. I love women. 17. But I would take it in the ass from Morrissey!!! 18. I'm not a playa. 19. I love music. 20. I'm not a singa. 21. I want to make porn... LOL! 22. Nocturnal 23. ...emissions can get messy. 24. I believe in God. 25. I love all things paranormal. 26. Fascinated by the occult... 27. ...but not in a spooky way. 28. I love Nascar. Yippee 24 & 48!!! 29. Dallas
'what Will Your Obituary Say?
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come on yall take a peak show some love and i will return the favor !!! oh yeah and happy fukkin halloweeen!!!!! like it or not !!!
Patriots Now 6-1......
Now 6-1 and the real test coming Sunday night against Indy... This should be a great game and have more viewers than the entire world series... LMAO... Pats # 1
1 She smiled as the wineglass ever so gently made contact with her lips. The gentleman, whose attention was encompassed in her essence, looked as if he had tried this same conversation on some other unsuspecting women before. These two strangers had just met. This I know because I had eyed this beautiful woman standing at the bar with her dirty martini from the first second I walked into the lounge that night. She started alone, but now was object of his attention. She teased without words, yet keeping him at a distance. She was not new to this. She had done this before. Cigarette smoke always seemed to hover in the air, at least in the jazz lounges that I liked to frequent. It was always part of the ambiance. Smoking itself in a place like this is as necessary as shoes. My newfound couple stood out to me as if they danced under a spotlight. Her black full-length dress clung to her body allowing her silky legs to breathe only through the slit in the back. Her long blac
Type O People with O type blood are brave, outgoing, fun, courageous and confident. You are very popular and make friends easily. You also are very attention grabbing, and people always notice you. 'What does your blood type say about you?' at
The Picto-personality Test
The Picto-Personality TestYou are a person who is very ambitious, and constantly thinking of ways to further your own goals.When alone, you are introspective. You constantly reflect on your life and the world.You are intelligent. You use your time to its fullest potential and will go very far in life.In the future you will have a good family life and lots of friends.Take this Test at
This group is for the fans, family, friends, and supporters of the beautiful Mae Riley. An aspiring model, actress, singer, and writer, Mae has big plans for the future. Mae is a Capricorn. Her measurements are 34B, 27, 38. Monthly giveaways will begin soon. So please check back often. Mae is also the owner of Baby Girl Inc. Model,and Talent Agency. Baby Girl Inc. is seeking investors, donors, and sponsors. Models, and talent are also needed. Letters, gifts, casting calls, donations, ect... can be mailed to P.O Box 211311, Montgomery, Alabama 36121 if you more Entertainment newz peepout my blog site.
'what Rejected Olympic Sport Would You Win Gold In?
CrissyGold Medal Winner in... Who can get to the bottom of the mountain first? 'What rejected olympic sport would you win gold in?' at
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Picto Personality Test
The Picto-Personality TestYou are a person who lives in the moment and is passionate about whatever and whoever you love.When alone, you let it all hang out and ignore every social convention.You are laid back. Anything goes, with you.In the future you will have a good family life and lots of friends.Take this Test at
Remembering My Mom In A Way She Would Want
Ok. Why is this guy writing this..... I need to say something that's why. For my entire life, I have always been a gentleman. I open doors for people, say "Hi" to strangers as I pass them on the street, never hit females and care about people I don't even know. I try to be nice to people I don't like. I fight the urge to pound some guys face in that mistreats his girlfiend because they ask me not to. Now why am I writing this.... I suppose it was a bulletin I saw on the board. My mom raised me properly and deserves EVERYONE'S respect for that. She is the reason I am who I am. She was a strong person who fought MS for over four years before finally succumbing to it. She was stubborn and set in her ways, but her final gesture to the world was to donate her spine and brain to MS research in the hopes it could help in finding a cure. Now the main reason I am writing this. the bulletin said to tell the people you care about that you love them. My mom and I were VERY m
Happy Halloween
Happy Halloween everybody :)
What Halloween Icon Are You?
What halloween icon are you??? witch-- Your unique and different and can be cold at times. you love freedom and enjoy living life on the edgeTake this quiz! Quizilla | Join | Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab Code
lose your innocence ,come with me ill show you things youll never see living in the room you do spirit up ,drink to you In the darkest part of your past angels will cry out at last and save your soul tonite much to their delight fill your life with emptiness never giving kindness never doing as youre told saving all the silver and gold put the coins on the eyes saving them from all their lies and with a few more words spoke on ashes you will choke and never find the light again sell your soul for a life of sin
What Is A Yankee?
What is a Yankee? The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone. What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover ? The position of the dirt bag Why is divorce so expensive? Because it's worth it. What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? Doughnuts Why is air a lot like sex? Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any. What do you call a smart blonde? A golden retriever. What do attorneys use for birth control? Their personalities. What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife? 45 lbs What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband? 45 minutes Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? Because those men already have boyfriends. Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex? Because th ey have cotton balls. What's the difference between a porcupine and BMW? A porcupine has the pricks on the outside. What did the blonde say when she found out she was
Happy Halloween!!
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Ha Ha
1.How old will you be in five years? omg....49 :*((((((( 3. How tall are you? 5'5 4. What do you look forward to most in the next six weeks? Thanksgiving 5. What's the last movie you saw? hmm, Just Friends 9. Do you prefer to call or text? text 10. Do you have any pets? yes 11. What were you doing at 12am last night? watching TV 12. Are your parents married/separated/divorced? seperated 13. When is the last time you saw your mom? this morning 14. What color are your eyes? brown 15. What time did you wake up today? 5:45 16. What are you wearing right now? dress 17. What's your favorite Christmas song? jinlge balls 18. Where is your favorite place to be? under the covers 19. Where is your least favorite place to be? doctors office 20. Where would you go if you could go anywhere? England 21. Where do you think you'll be in 10 yrs? don't know 22. do you tan or burn? tan 23. What did you fear was going to get you at
Can We Say Loser...(yes You Know Who You Are)
Have you ever wished you could "undo" meeting someone or starting up a conversation with someone?? That's what I'm going through right now..I started talking to someone and he seemed nice enough..Sure he's controlling..And very clingy..And bossy..I can deal with that..I can deal with people "trying" to boss me around.. But he messed up when he called me a slut and a bitch..And the reason he called me this was because i wouldn't call him..Apparently he thinks I should only talk to him..He thinks if i dont call him or talk to him then I'm out screwing some random guy.. He thinks all females are bitches and sluts and says we're all the same..Out to show off our bodies and see how many guys we can sleep with.. He is the kind of guy that gives men a bad name..I love men but hell this asshole makes me seriously consider becoming a lesbian.. I wish i had never started talking to him and wish i could rewind back to the day when i did..I would tell him to go bark up someone else's tree cause
Havin Fun
Im just curious if there is anyone here from Jax looking to have some fun.Hit me up I'd luv to hear from you
Just new here and testing things out...
My Song Is...
What song are you? Your Result: Buttons Wow, you are one hot mamma, and know how to get your way. Strong and inderpendant with a killer additude. You get in trouble but seem to use your charm and good looks to get out of it.Americian Idiot Ain't no other The Black Parade Can't touch this What song are you?
Seven Deadly Sins
Greed:High  Gluttony:Medium  Wrath:Very Low  Sloth:Medium  Envy:Low
Happy Halloween Sweeties
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What Song R U?
What song are you? Your Result: The Black Parade Why me? life kinda is being hard on you and you want to give up. You need someone to come and show you love, who knows you may enjoy it. Your a beautiful person, so let that shine through you.Americian Idiot Buttons Ain't no other Can't touch this What song are you?
Laying Your Flag To Rest Part 2
The idea of leaving isnt an easy one its all ive known and what has raised me into who i am today.....if it wasnt for the streets i wouldnt have the incite and all the knowledge i do today to be the good person i am.....The color blue.....I love it so much its like we are inseperable and it will never leave my heart.... the color red i cant bear to see myself wear even now... its do difficult i see red and it reminds me of dying friends.....i struggle not to go back to it..... I love you all and i need support with this...... please help....
Which Celebrity R U Most Likely To Sleep With?
Which celebrity are you most likely to have sex with? Your Result: Gwen Stefani You like your girl hot and sexy and a little bit on the wild side. You want your woman to be talented and a little bit of a tom boy. Either that or you just want a hot, married chick with rock-hard abs.The Rock Keira Knightley Jennifer Anniston Nick Lachey Matthew McConaughey Pamela Anderson Tommy Lee
The End Of The World!
another gem!
What Would You Say....
Say today was the last day of everything..... The world ended and you found yourself standing toe to toe with St. Peter himself. As he sat there and read the bad things you did, could you tell him "At least I made someone smile every day." Could you say "I helped people I never met in a bad situation." Could you say "I did everything I could." Could you say you meant what you said in all honesty?
Health Update
Ok so I al taking a nap while the girls are at school Weds. October 25, 2006. Sleeping soundly waiting for the alarm to go off and tell me they will be home soon. I got woken up with such a start that I almost flew off of the couch. ThenI realized what I THOUGHT it was. Ok time to use the phone. Call mom. Get griped at for not calling 911 FIRST. Hang up. Call 911. Tell them what I think has happened. Fire Dept gets here starts taking vitals. Ambulance shows up. They take more vitals. Load me into the ambulance. Mom shows up before I leave. "Mom stay and get the girls off the bus!!" Ride to hospital. Get into Er and IV'd with oxygen. Have blood drawn. Mom shows up w/ girls in tow while very worried about mommy. Wait for rep to show up. Device interrogation. Confirms what I thought Defib fire at exactly 12:15 pm. Reason for fire? Heart rate 255 bpm. WHAT!?!?!?!?!?! Find out if device not placed....would be DEAD!! WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?! again. Get checked out
Am I Naughty Or Nice
Are you Naughty or nice Your Result: your Naughty! wild thing! You were born to be bad. Naughty by nature, you've tried everything at least once and aren't afraid to get your hands - or the rest of you - dirty when opportunity knocks. Whether that means plotting for advancement at work or toying with somebody's affections, you're willing to break the rules. As long as you're having a laugh and getting ahead, anything goes. And it is fun to defy convention every once in a while, but you're walking a bit of a tightrope. Every so often, try listening to that little angel on your shoulder who keeps saying "no!" - it's okay to be nice sometimes. In the meantime, keep being bad and enjoy yourself. Just don't throw caution entirely to the wind. Your Nice! all sugar, no spice! Are you Naughty or nice
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pics,that make u lol
In Honor Of Stupid People
In Honor of Stupid People In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods: On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping. (Shoot, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.) On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)? On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap," (and that would be how???....) On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion). On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)! On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought????...) On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time)? On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery
A guy stuck his head into a barber shop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, "About two hours." The guy left. A few days later the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around at the shop and said, "About three hours." The guy left. A week later the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around the shop and said, "About an hour and a half." The guy left. The barber turned to a friend and said, "Hey, Bill, do me a favor. Follow that guy and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but then he doesn't ever come back." A little while later Bill returned to the shop, laughing hysterically. The barber asked, "So where does that guy go when he leaves?" Bill looked up, tears in his eyes from laughter and said, "Your
I just wanted to tell everyone have a safe and Happy Halloween. This is by far my most favorite holiday!! =) Go out, enjoy ur self and scare the fuck out of people. hahaha =) Much love and respect, Nicckie
Love Bite........
Hand,eye Test
take test,turn volume up to hear instructions,tell me yo score when done
Make-up try this one, boys and girls!
My Thought Of The Day.....
Be more of an asshole. That is what I feel like doing today. Call it waking up on the wrong side of the bed..... Call it not getting enough sleep.... Call it just being fed up with people in general and thier generalized bullshit. Let's just say that today I am in a truely foul mood, even though there is no reason for it. Hey..... They can't ALL be good days.
Str8 Guys
I have serious issues with str8 guys who come on to a public site, create a public profile and then get all bent out of shape cause your "gay" and you "looked" at their page....LOL......"MOM, HE LOOKED AT ME!" Ok, I'm done ranting....
How Naughty R U?
Are you Naughty or nice Your Result: your Naughty! wild thing! You were born to be bad. Naughty by nature, you've tried everything at least once and aren't afraid to get your hands - or the rest of you - dirty when opportunity knocks. Whether that means plotting for advancement at work or toying with somebody's affections, you're willing to break the rules. As long as you're having a laugh and getting ahead, anything goes. And it is fun to defy convention every once in a while, but you're walking a bit of a tightrope. Every so often, try listening to that little angel on your shoulder who keeps saying "no!" - it's okay to be nice sometimes. In the meantime, keep being bad and enjoy yourself. Just don't throw caution entirely to the wind. Your Nice! all sugar, no spice! Are you Naughty or nice
Good News
I MAY HAVE A JOB GO GO GO ME!!! and I AM OUT OF REHAB( Friday night meetings for 3 hrs once a week) GO ME GO ME but still on probation for 3 yrs and 100 more community service hours. GO ME GO ME!!!
Happy Hell-o-weenie
Hey everyone. I just wanted to wish you all a Happy, Horny, Halloween. Take care, be safe, and have a blast. :D
Tell Me What U Think?
What Else are you to do? Your heart Breaks The tears Fall What else are you to do?? He sits there and laughs Knowing he has hurt you What else are you to do?? Living on with every moment And yet still feeling lost What else are you to do?? Learning how to cope But still wanting that love What else are you to do?? You can't take it You kill the man you love What else are you to do?? You kill yourself To be with him What else are you to do?? For the first time you kiss him But he pushes you away What else are you to do?? Dieing for him And yet him still not wanting you What else are you to do?? Crying yourself to sleep while dead Wishing you could have you life back What else are you to do?? Waking up from a bad dream Kissing the ground Smiling; knowing that you are happy That's what you are to do!!!!
Damn I am 23 and still dressing up I gotta love it. Today for school we got to dress up and I went as Wednesday Adams Damn I look hott I'll take pics and put them up later. Tonight I am going out as stawberry girl which is skanky strawberry short cake damn HOTT..
Girls Cant Have One
Every day a 4th grade boy walks home from school past a 4th grade girl's house. One day he is carrying a football, and he stops to taunt the little girl. He holds up the football and says "See this football? Football is a boys game and girls can't have one!" The little girl runs in the house crying and tells her mother about the encounter. She runs out and buys the girl a football. The next day the boy is riding home on his bike, and the girl shows him the football, yelling "Nah na nah na nah!" The little boy gets mad and points to his bike. "See this bike? This is a boys bike, and girls can't have them!" Next day, the boy comes by and the little girl is riding a new boy's bike. Now he is really mad. So he drops his pants, points at his most private of parts, and says "You see THIS? Only BOYS have these and your mother can't to buy you one!" The next da
Chat Up Lines That Almost Never Work!!...part.1
Cant beilive 3 men went out an actually tred using these lines over the course of a month. 11421 atempts, and only 23 sucessful, read them you'll see why Didn't anyone tell you that you wanted to sleep with me?!?! I thought you knew... Do you know the difference between my penis and a chicken leg? No??? Well, let's go on a picnic and find out! Do you sleep on your stomach? [any answer] Can I? Do you take it up the ass? Excuse me, but would you like an orally stimulated orgasm? Excuse me, have I fucked you yet? Excuse me. Do you want to fuck or should I apologize? Fancy a fuck? Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist. Fuck me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before? Fuck me if I am wrong, but you want to screw me, don't you? Fuck me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me? Fuck me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Laura? Go up to a someone at a bar or a dance and ask her: do you want a fuck... (wait for a s
Why God Made Eve
Why God Made Eve 10. God was worried that Adam would frequently become lost in the garden because he would not ask for directions. 9. God knew that one day Adam would require someone to locate and hand him the remote. 8. God knew Adam would never go out and buy himself a new fig leaf when his wore out and would therefore need Eve to buy one for him. 7. God knew Adam would never be able to make a doctor's dentist's or haircut appointment by himself. 6. God knew Adam would never remember which night to put the garbage on the curb. 5. God knew if the world was to be populated, men would never be able to handle the pain and discomfort of childbearing. 4. As the Keeper of the Garden, Adam would never remember where he left his tools. 3. Apparently, Adam needed someone to blame his troubles on when God caught him hiding in the garden. 2. As the Bible says, "It is not good for man to be alone." And, finally, the Number 1 reason why God crea
The term Halloween, and its older spelling Hallowe'en, is shortened from All-hallow-eve, as it is the evening before "All Hallows' Day"[1] (also known as "All Saints' Day"). The festival of All Saints, also sometimes known as "All Hallows," or "Hallowmas" ("hallows" meaning "saints," and "mas" meaning "Mass"), is a feast celebrated in their honour. All Saints is also a Christian formula invoking all the faithful saints and martyrs, known or unknown. In the Catholic Church, it is one of the Holy Days of Obligation "In the Roman Catholic Church, Holy Days of Obligation or Holidays of Obligation, less commonly called Feasts of Precept, are the days on which, as (canon 1247 of the Code of Canon Law) states, the faithful are obliged to participate in the Mass. Moreover they are to abstain from those works and affairs which hinder the worship to be rendered to God, the joy proper to the Lord’s day, or the suitable relaxation of mind and body. " The Western Christian holid
Alls Hallow's Eve
"HAPPY HALLOWEEN" October 31, 2006 "Happy Halloween" - (can someone hit track 8 of "Bloody Kisses" cause it's "Type O Negitive" time of YEAR!) Just wishing all the folks here @ "CherryTAP" (yes, it's still hard to write) Happy Halloween! It's a fun little tradition for a majority of the masses. A time for some festive yard displays & perhaps "begging" for the youths -or- costume parties for the young at heart. It has a whole lot more meaning to some though. Rich and old as any Christian based holiday that many North Americans celebrate. Many of said holidays do have a mix of other religions, practices and beliefs ... Halloween, is of the Pagan & Neopagans. A rich and quite old holiday based around Samhain. In North America we have intermingled a few other cultural practices to what we observe as the Halloween/Trick or Treat season. But, there is more to it ... That's is what my BLOG is all about, brief thoughts (short summery) expressed by a neopagen writer
Still Not Buying It, But A Friend Sent It To Me!! So I Thought It Was Cute Te And Would Share!
Like Omg This Really Works
I am laughing at myself cause it has been awhile since i have been on this site, and always new things to see and look at. Well Help a gal out with Kisses to everyone!!!!
She Knows...
IMspidey/M.M. 10/06 Copyright © 2006
Always; For You...
I was there for you; in my eyes you could do no wrong. To you I dedicated the sweetest of love songs. Gave up my power and obeyed your every wish. Whod've known eventually I'd be looking for other fish; in the sea. I thought "forever" described you and me. I was there for you; through the good and the bad. You were the greatest lover I ever had. The way you made me feel made me wanna cry. When you left me I felt like I wanted to die; end my own life. I'da never guessed you could be so trife. I was there for you; I let you cry on my shoulder when you needed me the most. Damn, to me; you was the Finest man on the eastcoast. Showered you with gifts; as well as my love. Never thought it'd be another girl that caused you to shove my love away from you when all the while I thought you loved me too. Because of one simple fact... You Made Me Promise I'd Always Be There For You...
Old And New
sit and drink and think of you wonderin what to do cant believe this years gone by boy time sure does fly Im on the porch rain is comin thru gonna get myself a new tattoo and try livin my life again soon the old one will end I got somethin in my head im like a book youve already read im just thinking of you and what the hell am i supposed to do If you cant see in me the man you want me to be then i guess you better get along and ill keep movin on but if put a litte faith in me ill be that man you want to see and ill keep you safe at night and be the one to hold you tight and take away your pain and be the sunshine in your rain
Wish Me Luck...
My tooths are being pulled today, so I am definitely going nowhere near candy today. Nor a party. To those who wished me a happy Halloween, there's nothing happy about it for me this year. BUT I do thank all of you for the wishes. I do appreciate the consideration. Not having to work until Friday makes things better, at least I dont have to attempt to kill myself earlier than I should.
well today is the day that all kids go out for halloween and get lots of candy. well my 2 are going out and they always get lots of candy. so to all my friends with kids hope your night goes as good as mine will. i can't wait to take them out and it is the best time of the year to go crazy with the candy and my kids love it big time. well HAPPY HALLOWEEN EVERYONE AND HAVE A GOOD NIGHT.
Happy Samhain!
I got this as a comment today and I just love it! I wanted to share it with you all. I know that some time we don't have the time to look at our friends comments. Thank you all for the friendship and I hope that you all have a great New Year... Blessed Be My Wiccan/Pagan Brothers and Sisters... Thanks for thae awsome post *Sedah Nevaeh* Here's her link stop by and show her some love... *Sedah Nevaeh*~Wiccan/Pagan Family~@ CherryTAP
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Diva's Inc.....
Sport Ryderz MC Giving Back to the Community / Can food drive Saturday Nov 4, 2006 10PM to 2AM @ Elements of Entertainment Suitland, MD 21 & older to party......Proper ID a must Tickets $15 Advance/$20 at the Door More details to come later................. Tickets Information Big Poppa 443-532-4197 Danny Boy 301-675-8980 N A Fekt 443-570-2136 Divaz Inc. Productions Keep It Sexy Saturdays 10PM-3AM @ Wyvill's Tavern Sports Bar 5753 Crain Hwy, Upper Marlboro, MD
Can You Help Me Out Wiht This I Need To Know
The World's Hardest Riddle I turn polar bears white and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid and normal people look like celebrities. I turn pancakes brown and make your champane bubble. If you sqeeze me, I'll pop. If you look at me, you'll pop. Can you guess the riddle?
I Wonder...
Ignorant Bliss Is there such a thing? What is a tortured soul? I think I know. If I had a choice Would it really have made a difference? Is ignorant bliss, Or a living death? Is a Tortured soul Truly living? I wonder...
A Game...
I walked across the bed of white hot coals. I walked right through my childhood. I walked knowing it would end and eventually my burnt, ashen feet would be washed and cooled and healed. The only thing that kept me walking was my daydreaming about the soothing coolness that would eventually releave my pain. I walked and cried, I walked and believed and trusted. I finally reached the finish line and all that I saw were hecklers; laughing and yelling, telling me the real finish line was a little further on. They were just joking. I keep walking, feet on fire, tears streaming down my face, clothes charred and burnt around the edges; just to find the same thing. It was a big bad joke and I was the butt of the joke. No matter how hard I try or how far along I keep trudging on this path; This bed of coals is laid in a ring. I can't win. And eventually it becomes tiresome to the onlookers...
Even Though He Was Forcibly Tattooed...
I just can't seem to work up any sympathy for this guy.
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During their silver anniversary, a wife reminded her husband: Do you remember when you proposed to me, I was so overwhelmed that I didn't talk for an hour?" The hubby replied: "Yes, honey, that was the happiest hour of my life."
"Then this ebony bird beguiling my sad fancy into smiling, By the grave and stern decorum of the countenance it wore. "Though thy crest be shorn and shaven, thou," I said, "art sure no craven, Ghastly grim and ancient raven wandering from the Nightly shore- Tell me what thy lordly name is on the Night's Plutonian shore!" Quoth the Raven, "Nevermore." ------------------------------------------------- ABOVE IS MY FAVORITE PART OF "THE RAVEN" WRITTEN BY EDGAR ALLEN POE. I LOVE ART AND I LOVE POETRY.I CONCIDER ART TO BE ALL A ROUND US. YOU DONT HAVE TO TAKE A PICTURE OF SOMETHING OR DRAW OR PAINT SOMETHING OR EVEN BUILD SOMETHING FOR IT TO BE ART. ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS LOOK AT THE WORLD YOU LIVE IN AND YOU WILL SEE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL PIECE OF ART EVER CREATED.... AND THE CREATER WHO FORMED IS............GOD! KEEP IN MIND YOU SHOULD NOT HAVE TO PAY FOR ART THAT WAS MEANT TO BE FREE AND SEE BY ALL.
A man and a woman were driving down the road, arguing about his >deplorable infidelity ... when suddenly the woman reached over and sliced >the man's penis off. Angrily, she tossed it out the car window.>>> Driving behind the couple was a man and his 6-year-old daughter. The >little girl was chatting away at her father when all of the sudden the >penis smacked their car windshield, stuck for a moment, and then flew off. >> Surprised, the daughter asked her father, "Daddy, what the heck >was that?" >>> Shocked, but not wanting to expose his little girl to anything sexual at > such a young age, the father replied, "It>was only a bug, Honey," >>> The daughter sat with a confused look on her face, and after a moment >said, > "Sure had a big dick, didn't it?">
Even More Hahahaha
Three blondes are stuck on a desert island and one finds a magic lamp. They rub it and a genie pops out and gives them each a wish. the first blonde says, "I wish I was 10% smarter so I could get off of this island." Then she turns into a redhead and swims off the island. The second sees what happens and says "I wish I was 25% smarter so that I can get off this island!" She then turns into a brunette, makes a raft from trees and sails off. Finally, the third blonde says "I wish I was 50% smarter so I can get off this island." She then suddenly turns into a man and walks across the bridge.
Janet Jackson Son Of A Gun (remix) Lyrics
(feat. Carly Simon, Missy Elliott) [Janet] Ha, ha, who, who Thought you’d get the money, too Greedy, greedy, greedy Try to have the cake and eat it, too. [Missy Elliott] Missy! Ha, ha! Remix! Yo, check this out you greedy motha f****** I changed all my credit cards, And switched all the locks to all my doors You thought my heart would be destroyed Look around cuz I’m chillin’ boy Whatcha goin’ get your lawyer for? I makes my dough and just for sure you know Your lawyers should have let you know, you know, When you sue me you gonna be broke, you know, Ain’t no way you gonna bring me down easy Any chick that you stick is real sleazy Before I need you, I bet you gonna need me You ain’t want me, anyway you wanted to be me. What made you think I wanted to keep you around While I work my a** off while you just lounge around, huh? You slump, bum, son of a gun, And uh, How much you worth? I think negative, done [Janet] Sharp shooter into breakin’ hearts A baby
Janet Jackson Son Of A Gun (i Betcha Think This Song Is About You) Lyrics
(feat. Carly Simon) Ha ha Hoo hoo Thought you'd get the money too Greedy mutherfuckers Try to have your cake and eat it too Sharp shooter into breakin hearts A baby gigolo - a sex pistol Hollerin at everythin that walks No substance just small talk Know why you feelin on that girl's behind You gotta sleezy one track mind Working your work until you think you find Who's goin home with you tonight Oh, who you give it to Who you gonna steal it from Who's your next victim Oh, who you gonna lie to Who you gonna cheat on Who you gonna leave alone Oh, what ya gonna tell her After she discovers You don't really love her Oh, gonna be a showdown Knock down - drag out Gunslinger shoot 'em up I betcha think this song is about you I betcha think this song is about you I betcha think this song is about you I betcha think this song is about you Don't you Don't you Don't you Don't you Sweatin me but I'm not your type You think you irk me and you're so r
Janet Jackson All For You Lyrics
All my girls at the party Look at that body Shakin' that thing Like I never did see Got a nice package alright Guess I'm gonna have to ride it tonight All my girls at the party Look at that body Shakin that thing Like you never did see Got a nice package all righ Hit it: 4, 3, 2, 1 [Chorus:] All for you If you really want it All for you if you say you need it All for you if you gotta have it All for you make a move All for you I see you staring out the corner of my eye You seem uneasy want to approach Throw me a line But then something inside you grabs you says who am I I know exactly cuz it happens with all the guys [Bridge:] So you do what you gonna do Come on and talk to me Promise you won't even have an attitude I'll let you sit right next to me Don't join the list with all the other fools That ain't the way to be Yes, it's cool Yes, I'm in the mood Intimidations got that mind [Chorus] Can't be afraid or
Junior had just received his brand new drivers license. To celebrate, the whole family trooped out to the driveway and climbed into the car for his inaugural drive. Dad immediately headed to the back seat, directly behind the newly minted driver. "I'll bet you're back there to get a change of scenery after all those months of sitting in the front passenger seat teaching me how to drive," said the beaming boy to his old man. "Nope," came dad's reply, "I'm gonna sit back here and kick the back of your seat while you drive, just like you have been doing to me for sixteen years."
Janet Jackson Runaway Lyrics
I've seen the world, been to many places Made lots of friends, many different races I've had such fun around the world it's true African skies with a Nairobi mood I fell asleep in Tuscany and dreamed The one thing missing was you Runaway with me my love, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Runaway with me my love, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah I woke up with an Australian breeze And danced the dance with Aborigines Oh under the moon glow down in Mexico I dreamed One thing was missing that's you Runaway with me my love, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Runaway with me my love, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah We'll sail the waters of many colours We won't need a compass, love will guide our way Don't need nobody, as long as we got each other No need to hurry, we've got everyday I wanna share the world with you, you see Spring time in Paris feels so good to me Oh this is for me reality So please make all my wishes come true Runaway with me my love, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah And I just know
I know i just posted a blog. But i have more to say now lol. I cant find my black mini skirt! Ahh. I just had it last night damn it. I need it to wear today. Cause i REALLY need to do laundry. And well its halloween. I can get away with wearing this and not get called a slut yay me! haha. Ashleigh just told me i shouldnt trust someone argh. Now i gotta think about that. Damn it! My tummy feels like its going to explodeee! Cause i havent eaten yet. Im doing my best NOT to smoke so much today. And i refuse to buy another pack of cigarettes. Cause i shouldnt be smoking. So yeah i should be rather crabby lmao =] But im doing good, so far. Mountain dew! Haha. Suddenly ive become addicted to it. I dont know why but i have. Its yummy!! People keep asking me what is my defualt pic from, the words are from a song called "what if shes an angel", by joe nichols Its a good song. Get it. What if shes sent here from heaven and shes making certian your doing your best,
Janet Jackson Together Again Lyrics
There are times When I look above And beyond There are times when I feel your love Around me baby I'll never forget my baby (I'll never forget you) There are times when I look above and beyond There are times when I feel your love around me baby I'll never forget my baby When I feel that I don't belong Draw my strength From the words when you said Hey it's about you baby Look deeper inside you baby [BRIDGE] Dream about us together again What I want us together again baby I know we'll be together again cuz [CHORUS:] Everywhere I go Every smile I see I know you are there Smilin back at me Dancin in moonlight I know you are free Cuz I can see your star Shinin down on me (together again, ooh) Good times we'll share again (together again, ooh) Makes me wanna dance (together again, ooh) Say it loud and proud (together again, ooh) All my love's for you Always been a true angel to me Now above I can't wait for you to wrap your wings around me b
Janet Jackson If Lyrics
Sittin over here Starin in your face With lust in my eyes Sure don't give a damn and ya Don't know that I've been dreamin of ya in My fantasies Never once you looked at me Don't even realize that I'm wantin you To fulfill my needs Think what you want Let your mind free Run free to a place no one dares to How many night I've laid in bed excited over you I've closed my eyes and thought of us a hundred different ways I've gotten there so many times I wonder how bout you Day and night Night and day All I've got to say is [CHORUS:] If I was your girl Oh the things I'd do to you I'd make you call out my name I'd ask who it belongs to If I was your woman The things I'd do to you But I'm not So I can't Then I won't But If I was your girl Allow me some time to play with your mind And you'll get there again and again Close your eyes and imagine my body undressed Take your time cuz we've got all night, oooh You on the rise as you're touchin my thighs and L
Happy Halloween
Happy Halloween Everyone!
Janet Jackson Black Cat Lyrics
All the lonely nights I spend alone Never around to love me You're always gone Cause you're hangin out Breakin' the rules Oh the man has come Looking for you You're a rebel now Don't give a damn Always carrying on With the gang I'm trying to tell you boy It's a mistake You won't realize Til it's too late Don't understand Why you insist On ways of living such a dangerous life Time after time you stay away And I just know that you're telling me lies Black cat Nine lives Short days Long nights Livin on the edge Not afraid to die Heart beat Real strong But not For long Better watch your step Or you're gonna die You're so together boy But just at a glance You'll do anything If given a chance Scheming, plannin lies To get what you need So full of promises That you never keep Don't you tell yourself That it's okay Sick and tired of All of your games And you want me to stay Better change Makes no sense to me Your crazy ways Black cat N
First Round
Ok, this is the 1st time I've posted such revealing photos. Show me some love and I'll post some more! Kisses!
Janet Jackson Rhythm Nation Lyrics
With music by our side To break the color lines Let's work together To improve our way of life Join voices in protest To social injustice A generation full of courage Come forth with me People of the world today Are we looking for a better way of life We are a part of the rhythm nation People of the world unite Strength in numbers we can get it right One time We are a part of the rhythm nation This is the test No struggle no progress Lend a hand to help Your brother do his best Things are getting worse We have to make them better It's time to give a damn Let's work together come on People of the world today Are we looking for a better way of life We are a part of the rhythm nation People of the world unite Strength in numbers we can get it right One time We are a part of the rhythm nation
Happy Halloween
Its halloween so happy halloween to you all
I'm Sorry...
Like most days I woke up and, with nothing better to do, I signed into myspace to see what was new. Not surprising but there was nothing. So as always I started browsing the bulletins my friends had posted. It's normaly the same old shit, "repost this to find your love", "add this person", "what color skittle are you" and so on and so forth. Just as I was about to close it all out I stumbled across one that my friend Rebbecca reposted. I NEVER repost bulletins. I think its a waste of time. Guess what I reposted this one. This one actualy made sense to me. I hope girls read this and at least a few realize what they are missing. So here it is. For all to read. And please... Spread this one around. Its not a waste of time. This is to all of the girls in the world who can't accept the nice guys for who they are: I'm sorry That I was raised with respect; not to sleep with you when you were drunk I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your w
Americares Is Born!
Hiya Everyone! A few years ago, I was looking for a charity organization to donate to on a lifetime basis to do my part to help relieve some of the suffering in the world, and show that America really does care about the plight of others. I found AmeriCares online. I donate at least a dollar-a-day to AmeriCares, and will continue to do so for life. Check out the story of how it was born by clicking on the link below. AmeriCare's genesis is just so American! Lots of hugs and kisses! Nicholas
Halloween Pfft.
I got woke up by one of the idiots this morning right. So they walk in my room and start singing happy halloween, like fucking morons and start throwing candy corn at me. Ima stabb them. So i get up and sit in the middle of my bed with the most evil face ever just glarring at them. And Timmy goes you look so cute this morning and comes over sits down and starts giving me fucking NUGGIES!!!! I was gonna kill him lmao. Then the other asshole got on the other side and started tickling me hahahahah so i punched him and he started screaming rape. So my mom came in and just started laughing at us. Ima kick them bitches in the face before the day is done. Haha. This is going to be a long day. And my ass is sore man. Dont sit on cold concreate at 3 am in a Skirt! It ends up being REALLY cold. Haha. < 333 Anyway. Take care ya'll.
Nickelback If Everyone Cared Lyrics
From underneath the trees, we watch the sky Confusing stars for satellites I never dreamed that you'd be mine But here we are, we're here tonight Singing Amen, I, I'm alive Singing Amen, I, I'm alive [Chorus:] If everyone cared and nobody cried If everyone loved and nobody lied If everyone shared and swallowed their pride Then we'd see the day when nobody died And I'm singing Amen I, Amen I, I'm alive Amen I, Amen I, Amen I, I'm alive And in the air the fireflies Our only light in paradise We'll show the world they were wrong And teach them all to sing along Singing Amen, I, I'm alive Singing Amen, I, I'm alive (I'm alive) [Chorus x2] And as we lie beneath the stars We realize how small we are If they could love like you and me Imagine what the world could be If everyone cared and nobody cried If everyone loved and nobody lied If everyone shared and swallowed their pride Then we'd see the day when nobody died When nobody died... [Choru

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