Every day a 4th grade boy walks home from
school past a 4th
grade
girl's
house. One day he is carrying a football,
and he stops to taunt the
little
girl. He holds up the football and
says "See this football?
Football is
a
boys game and girls can't have one!"
The little girl runs in the house crying
and tells her mother
about the
encounter. She runs out and buys the girl a
football.
The next day the boy is riding home on
his bike, and the girl
shows him
the
football, yelling "Nah na nah na nah!"
The little boy gets mad and points to his
bike. "See this bike?
This is
a
boys bike, and girls can't have them!"
Next day, the boy comes by and the little
girl is riding a new
boy's
bike.
Now he is really mad. So he drops his
pants, points at his most
private
of
parts, and says "You see THIS? Only BOYS
have these and your
mother
can't to
buy you one!"
The next day as he passes the house he asks
the little girl,
"Well,
what of
do you have to say NOW?"
So she pulls up her dress and says...
"My mother told me that as long as I have
one of these, I can
have as
many
of THOSE as I want!"
