dear Baby J: creator of myspace, judge of happiness, jury of complacement, executioner of hopes and dreams.....
you have created a monster. worse than Frankenstein. worse than gremlins. worse than joan rivers. this whole lost cherry creation has gotten out of hand. you just posted a little message saying that this site is not shutting down, which i found to be very unfortunate. i would find nothing better for my sanity to come online one day to find that this website has been shut down, forever being lost in the bowels of internet obscurity. in principle and on paper, the idea for this site is brilliant for getting your product to the masses, such as music and other forms of entertainment. to be easily seen by millions of people day after day is a marketing dream. but that is where the fun ends. thanks to your website I have now entered a realm into which I never wanted to travel. a place closely resembling dante's trip to the 7th circle of hell. thanks to you I have had the delectable pleasure of putting names with faces of which now haunt my dreams and my being. without lost cherry I would not have had the easy access to people's past which I have now, which makes me more excited than r. kelly at recess. I have gained the power to look at profiles and into the lifes of people for who my disdain reaches nuclear levels. I can now read inside jokes and witty comments left back and forth to help remind people that the past is never over. lost cherry makes me happier and happier by the day, lustfully luring me into song everytime I see something that really pisses me off. so why don't i just delete my profile or never sign on here again you might be asking yourself. well let me tell you something. first of all your website is digital crack. day after day I continually sign on here, although for mostly unknown reasons except to be a watchdog and because of that I don't even enjoy myself anymore. at this point in my life I would rather go to the dentist, get a root canal, and then get hit by a school bus full of inner city students on a class trip to the beach than be on lost cherry. but unfortunately, I continue to waste my life and keep coming back to your site for more. but more of what? more irritation. more mood swings. more fuel added to an already out of control brushfire. its winter now, which means I will hopefully be on here less and less. but the bottom line is that because ties to the past have not been severed, this site just pisses me off more and more so I feel the need to keep both eyes wide open to the incoming tide, hopefulling strong enough to pull me out to sea and getting lost in an ocean of happiness, never having to see these luscious comments and profiles ever again.
I did not write this, but I can't express how much I agree with it.
