The Top 12 Things You Should Never Say To Your Boss
12. "I thought this was a real ethical dilemma for a major corporate executive, so I called the folks at '60 Minutes' for some advice."
11. "You know, that hairpiece really draws attention away from your acne scars!"
10. "Okay, I admit I've been taking your lunches from the fridge -- but only to help you lose weight."
9. "Actually, I don't HAVE a personal savior, you deity-worshipping loser."
8. "Mr. Lay? I have some questions regarding a few accounting irregularities I accidentally found."
7. "Hey, boss! It's me! Over here! First time at a gay bar?"
6. "Wow, that girl next to you in the picture looks exactly like this skank who gave me the clap last year."
5. "Bossdude, your daughter and I forgot my bong in the backseat of your Benz last night!"
4. "Is it my imagination, Ms. Fetzer, or is your ass starting to sag?"
3. "Sir, I hope you don't mind that I invited my friend the union recruiter to the company picnic."
2. "Well just between you and me, I wasn't, you know, *SICK* sick."
and the Number 1 Thing You Should Never, Ever Say to Your Boss...
1. "My ass itches, so im gonna stand here and scratch it" ..."Why dont you do it yourself
