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Hello My Fellow Cherries!!
Hey all, just wanted to say Im loving Lost Cherry!! Im still getting used to everything but its a blast...Im totally getting addicted I hope to get to know alot of you and I hope you think I am a cool person...Hit me up, rate me, or whatever just K.I.T!!!
Who Will Die For You?!?
Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you: 1. Jesus Christ 2. The American G.I. One died for your soul, the other for your freedom. YOU MIGHT WANT TO PASS THIS ON, AS MANY SEEM TO FORGET BOTH OF THEM.
Rose's Two Helpers
Rose's Two Helpers by Mr_Neb © There would have been no way that Rose could have gotten all that furniture up to her second floor apartment by herself. She was really in a jam. The delivery men from the furniture store weren't satisfied with her copy of the invoice. It clearly indicated that her apartment number was 202 and that certainly meant that she lived on the second floor. But the men insisted that there was an extra charge for delivery to anything above the first floor so unless she could prove that she had paid the extra amount, they would not carry the stuff inside the building. It was very fortunate that Frank and Roger passed by when they did. They were just returning from playing basketball and graciously volunteered to continue their workout by coming to Rose's rescue. For two hours the well conditioned young men patiently and good-naturedly brought up each item and placed it exactly where she wanted it. Sometimes they had to move things around several times. They
Rose Plus Two
Rose Plus Two by shapeshifter37 © Authors Notes and Disclaimer: All works are drawn from my own experience or imagination and are the sole intellectual property of the author. Names have been changed to protect the parties involved. Reuse of these stories is limited to reposting; any edits or changes are not authorized. Read this story at your own risk. The subject material is of an adult nature and is not appropriate for minors. Do not download this story in violation of any applicable laws in your locality. If you are under the age of 21, you are not authorized to view this material. This story depicts unsafe behaviors and is only a fantasy. ********** Rose and Sue were talking outside of the locker room when Rose saw him. He was just coming through the door, his dark hair still wet from a shower, and she found herself unable to take her eyes away from him. He was both tall, around 6'4", and very muscular, and it was obvious that he was with the university baseball tea
Roommates Ch. 02 By Ladyhawk100
Roommates Ch. 02 by ladyhawk100 © Startled, Sally sat up to see Tommy and Renee standing in her bedroom doorway. She could feel her face heat with embarrassment. They had seen the whole thing. "Don't be embarrassed Sal. That was so hot." Renee said, moving to sit beside her. Sally tried to move off the bed, but Renee caught her hand. Her other hand came up and stroked her cheek. "What are you doing?" Sally asked, her eyes wide. Renee smiled and leaned close. She brushed her lips across Sally's parted ones. Sally couldn't move. She thought it would feel weird, being kissed by a girl. But her lips were soft. And they tasted of strawberries. "It's okay Sal." "I don't think..." Sally started to protest but was cut short by Renee's lips covering hers. The kiss seemed to go on forever. Renee's lips parted over hers and Sally felt the slide of her tongue against hers. She wanted to be shocked. Horrified. But instead, she felt her nipples harden and her clit start
Roast Turkey With Giblet Gravy
Glaze this turkey with a plum or red currant jelly glaze, or leave it plain. INGREDIENTS: * 1 turkey, 10 to 14 pounds * salt and pepper * butter * chunks of carrots and celery, to make rack * Plum Glaze, optional, recipe below * . * Giblet Gravy * turkey giblets * 2 to 3 tablespoons flour * 2 to 3 cups water and chicken broth * salt and pepper, to taste PREPARATION: Wash turkey inside and out; remove giblets and set aside. Lightly salt and pepper all over and inside. If desired, cut a tablespoon or two of cold butter into small pieces and slide under the skin, using your finger or a wooden spoon handle to gently loosen skin at the same time.Rub a little oil on the skin. Cut a few carrots and celery sticks into large chunks and place in a roasting pan to form a rack, or use a lightly oiled roasting rack. Place turkey on the vegetable chunks or rack. Fold wings under the turkey; tie drumsticks together with twine if not alread
Roommates And The Erotic Massage
Roommates and the Erotic Massage by Mistress Kalpana © I sat the on the futon with my roommate as we watched her boyfriend playing a video game. I was bored beyond belief. I noticed my roommate as she started to rub her neck and rotate her shoulders. "Long day?" I asked "Yes," she sighed, 'On my feet all day, sore neck and back." Being a student in the art of massage, I offered my assistance in relieving the pain of her stiff joints. I had her lay down on the couch and started to rub the knots that had formed in her back, feeling the muscles yield under my fingers. "You are really knotted up," I commented and got up. I walked over to the cupboard and pulled out some oils, "Here take off your shirt and I will do this right." As she complied, her boyfriend glanced over his shoulder to see what was going on, but then returned to his game. I uncorked the bottle, and the sweet scent of sandalwood filled the small space of our little apartment living room. She and I pulled h
I just absolutely CANNOT STAND people who sit around an wallow in self just DDDDDrives me!!!!dammitt!! shoot me? nah! shoot THEM!!! every damn day it's gotta be why don't i have this...go get it...get a job!!! i don't have much myself, but can get up everyday and still be the happiest person around... just to have my BOYFRIEND come along, and drown me....uuuuuggggghhhhh!!!!!WWWWWWHHHHHHYYYYYYY!!?? can i scream any louder dammit?? this has got to come to an end... i can't take it anymore...pulllleeeease help me here.
Family Turkey Pie
INGREDIENTS: * 1 pound rutabaga, cut in 1/2-inch dice * 2 large carrots, thinly sliced * 1/2 cup chopped onion * 8 ounces sliced mushrooms * 1 cup frozen lima beans or butter beans * 2 tablespoons butter * 2 tablespoons water * 2 1/2 cups milk * 1/4 cup flour * 1/4 cup grated Parmesan cheese * 1 teaspoon salt * 1/2 teaspoon pepper * 1 chicken flavor bouillon cube or equivalent granules or base * 4 cups cooked turkey, cut up * 1 sheet puff pastry, thawed * 1 egg white, beaten PREPARATION: About 2 hours before serving, cook rutabaga and sliced carrots until tender, about 15 minutes. Stir in frozen lima beans and cook until thawed and separated. Drain vegetables well. Meanwhile, in 12-inch skillet over medium heat, melt 1 tablespoon of butter. Sponsored Links Leftover Recipe Wizard160,000+ recipes... enter 3 items from your fridge and find a recipe! Leftover Turkey RecipeReinvent
Zambian Roulette
Zambian Roulette As usual, things were not going well at the United Nations. Thus, many visiting ambassadors had to room together. It just so happend that Vladimir, the Russian Ambassador, and Umballa, the Zambian Ambassador, were sharing a suite. To pass the time, Vladimir introduced his fellow dignitary to the Russian game of roulette. He produced an antique Soviet revolver, and a single bullet. It took a while, but he was finally able to explain the gist of the game to Umballa. Intrigued and excited, Umballa loved the game. By the time the U.N. meeting was over, the two had become fast friends. As they parted company at the airport, Umballa told Vladimir, ''One day, you must visit my country, and try our version of your roulette.'' A year later, Vladimir was in Zambia, and looked up his old friend. Umballa remembered him, and welcomed him with open arms. ''I have come, my comrade, to try your game.'' ''Very well. Come with me.'' Umballa took his friend before six, buck-nak
Curried Turkey Salad
Serve this delicious turkey salad on lettuce leaves or in sliced toasted bread or rolls. This turkey salad contains chopped cooked turkey, curry powder and mayonnaise, dried cranberries or raisins, optional pecans, green onions, and other ingredients and seasonings. INGREDIENTS: * 1/4 cup mayonnaise * 2 tablespoons chutney * 3 to 4 teaspoons curry powder, to taste * whipping cream, as needed * 1/4 cup celery, chopped * 1/3 cup chopped dried cranberries or raisins * 1 tablespoon chopped green onion * 2 tablespoons chopped pecans, optional * 1 1/2 cups diced turkey PREPARATION: Combine mayonnaise and chutney in a small bowl, adding curry powder to your taste. Stir in a little cream to moisten. In a larger bowl, combine celery, chopped dried cranberries, green onion, pecans, if using, and turkey.Stir in the curried mayonnaise, adding a little more cream if needed to moisten more. Serves about 4 as a main dish or luncheon salad or about 6
Bourbon Marinade And Glaze
Use this marinade and glaze for baked chicken or turkey pieces. The baking times depend on the size of the chicken or turkey pieces. INGREDIENTS: * turkey legs and thighs, or chicken pieces, 6 to 8 pounds * . * Marinade * 1 cup dry red wine * 1/3 cup bourbon * 1/3 cup dry sherry * 1/2 cup soy sauce * 3 tablespoons vegetable oil * 2 tablespoons sugar * 1 tablespoon finely minced ginger * . * Glaze * 1 cup bourbon * 2/3 cup honey * 2/3 cup ketchup * 1/4 cup (packed) brown sugar PREPARATION: Combine marinade ingredients large bowl; add turkey or chicken pieces, turning to coat all pieces. Cover and refrigerate for 1 hour. Preheat the oven to 325°. Take chicken or turkey pieces from marinade and arrange in a large roasting pan. Pour 1/2 cup of the marinade over the pieces. Bake for 40 to 60 minutes, depending on size of pieces, until tender. Baste with pan juices and turn every 15 to 20 minutes
Good Samaritan
Good Samaritan Bob walks into a public bathroom and notices a guy with no arms standing next to a urinal. As Bob takes care of his business, he wonders how the poor soul is going to take a leak. Bob finishes and heads for the door, but figures he should ask the man if he needs help. ''Oh yes please!?" the man cries. "You have a kind heart, sir,'' says the man with no arms. But as Bob goes ahead, unzips the man, and pulls his willy out, he encounters all kinds of mold, red bumps, moles, scabs, scars, and other unpleasant-looking things. The armless man asks Bob to kindly point it... then shake it, put it back and zip it. So Bob, gathers his courage, shuts his eyes and does so. ''Thank you very much, sir!'' says the armless man. ''No problem,'' says Bob ''but what the hell is wrong with your penis?'' The guy pulls pulls his arms out of his shirt and says ''I don't know, but I ain't touching it!"
Cassie Eats Cockaroaches
From the Album When the Kite String Pops I feel the wetness of her tongue That slides across my skin The viruses crawl over me and feel for some way in Cassie loves to swallow This bleeding will not stop I left cassie hollow Cut you with my cock Cassie likes it in her hand Cassie's dead inside I came to fuck the open wound So hold it open wide Cassie loves to swallow This bleeding will not stop I left cassie hollow Cut you with my cock Take me into the ocean Lay me out on her shore Wake me when the sun burns out And we'll run forever more We're all gonna die tomorrow The freaks are screaming burn it down She can't feel the weather I can't touch the ground Pale and twitching, Twisting to the cold dance Watching the room grow old A funeral romance Somewhere, someone's screaming that the world's gone Smear me with your blood And let these dead boys play their grave songs Suck Slide across the warm red floor To meet me Lock the bathroom door before the
The Bones Of Baby Dolls
From the Album When the Kite String Pops Flower girls play lover Grave games in the courtyard I heard her screaming like a radio Flower girls play lover Grave games in the courtyard I heard her screaming like a radio Mary lou left marks on you She just screams at the walls The kite string pops I'm swallowed whole by the sky We smoke the bones of baby dolls Techno-liquid screaming meat Heaven's cold beneath my feet Cyber love the anti-man we make love... because we can Virgins play where the bayou's blue Barefoot (and bloody) eatin' mushroom stew Work for pay and pay for freedom Fuck 'em all, we don't need 'em We smoke the bones of baby dolls Everything's gone dry Like bottle glass scraping cross the pavement Everything's gone dry Like bottle glass scraping cross the pavement Everything's gone dry Like bottle glass scraping cross the pavement Everything's gone dry Like bottle glass scraping cross the pavement
First Grade Proverbs
First Grade Proverbs A first grade teacher collected well-known proverbs. She gave each kid in the class the first half of the proverb, and asked them to fill in the rest. Here's what the kids came up with: Better to be safe than... punch a 5th grader. Strike while the... bug is close. It's always darkest before... daylight savings time. Never underestimate the power of... termites. You can lead a horse to water but... how? Don't bite the hand that... looks dirty. No news is... impossible. A miss is as good as a... Mr.
I Just Dont Get It
So.. i am on MSN messenger.. having a nice chat.. this guy messages me and this is how the convo goes... we wud call him Omar.. just to save face on his part... Omar: was poppin shortie Me: who is this? Omar: dont u worry bout who this is.. juss noe that i am goin to fuck u... Me: ooooo? really now? Omar: so hows that big wet pussy? Me: who says my pussy is big and wet Omar: i wanna get it wet and like u from head to toe and eat u like how i eat ragusauce... Me: wtf Me: *bloack and delete*
Steroid Breast Stroke
Steroid Breast Stroke A female Olympic swimmer was talking with one of her teammates about using steroids. She claimed that she was going to quit taking them because she was growing hair in scary places. When her friend asked her where the hair was growing, she replied, "On my nuts."
Its Me
hey has everyone noticed people arent what they say they are?i have and im tired of,if you are trying to play games go back to the playground.
What Color Is Death?
From the Album When the Kite String Pops What color is death? The shade of an ice pick sinking into flesh Sex-n-sex-n-sex-n-death I don't want you I want your flesh Close my eyes and dream of death Slip away and take a breath Rivers running dark and cool How can nothingness be cruel? What color is death? The shade of an ice pick sinking into flesh Sex-n-sex-n-sex-n-death I don't want you I want your flesh Close my eyes and dream of death Slip away and take a breath Rivers running dark and cool How can nothingness be cruel? Trip with me and meet the sun Orgasm of light Suck the world inside yourself Spitting forth the night Douse their minds in gasoline Drop the burning match Angel alien love I wait for them to I listen to the trees They hum and hold hands with the moon Insects whisper sweet nothings The solar system blooms The skulls of babies grow within The garden of the soul Where the girls run barefoot and all life lives uncontrolled Come on bab
The Morticians Flame
From the Album When the Kite String Pops Hunter of tears, relative pain Half of this world is dark with the stain The stain of unknowing The dead flower buds, On smiling lips is innocent blood The corpse of your god can only rot and grow cold Now promise me you'll kill me before I get old I hear you on the telephone Moaning my doom A cold woman will kill me in a darkened room Just enough, a heart attack Seal up my black body bag Take me home and hate me, love Bite the hand of our lost love Take your time and take your life Amputate with this dull knife Heaven's meat is on the stick Stir my pain with an ice pick Pick, pick, pick Pick, pick, pick Pick, pick, pick The chain-saw smile of the mortician shines I still got all my fingers but somewhere I lost my mind I can smell abortion on you I can see through I take the gun out of my mouth and point it at you
Roommates By Erotic_bard
Roommates by Erotic_Bard © When I moved in with Henry and Harriett I was a little worried about how the living dynamic would work out. I had known the married couple for over a year and found them to be great people and great friends. However, I did not want to be the 'guest' in the house and wanted equal say of what went on inside our abode. I had never roomed with a married couple before but I knew that if things got nasty it would be two against one. It took three months for me to realize that this was never going to happen with Henry and Harriett. They were the same people inside their home that they were outside of it. The only difference that I was consciously aware of was that I now knew when they did or did not have sex. They weren't obnoxiously loud but it was always apparent when they were having a good time. Fortunately, turning on my fan usually drowned out the noises that I was frankly quite jealous of. They also didn't seem to mind when I had the occasional ove
God Machine
From the Album When the Kite String Pops The God machine is hungry For individualism and ripe brains The skull farmers do their rain dance And pray the machine falls to sleep She holds me close And whispers wet "there are cannibals among us." Mad in love with dry dead boys In the backs of Abandoned cars Smoking the bones of children Plotting the murder of love Strapped into the chair The needle now descends As they lick their cracking lips Their twitching never ends Blood beneath their finger nails, Swallow all my pain Dirty needles break the skin Suck hard as I drain Drain me Drain me Sunken eyes, a twisted spine A whiter shade of pale Rockabilly man come to pound the coffin nails Inject my stomach full of Cockroach eggs Their machine is coming carried on a million legs Waking in the sleep of reason Winter is the forever season Lick thy mother's bleeding lips From this glass of hate we sip Fuck the glass we pump the keg Kill conception at the egg
What Pms Stands For Lmao
1 Pass My Shotgun 2 Psychotic Mood Shift 3 Perpetual Munching Spree 4 Puffy Mid-Section 5 People Make me Sick 6 Provide Me with Sweets 7 Pardon My Sobbing 8 Pimples May Surface 9 Pass My Sweat pants 10. Pissy Mood Syndrome 11. Plainly; Men Suck 12. Pack My Stuff and my favorite one. 13. Potential Murder Suspect
Dr. Dave
Dr. Dave's Hairy Indiscretion Doctor Dave slept with one of his patients and felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn't. The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming. But every once in a while he'd hear an internal, reassuring voice that said: "Dave, don't worry about it. You aren't the first doctor to sleep with one of their patients and you won't be the last. And you're single. Let it go..." But invariably the other voice would bring him back to reality: "Dave, you're a vet..."
Nominated For Who's Who In Poetry By The International Society Of Poets
THIS IS THE EMAIL I RECEIVED....THIS IS SOOO TOTALLY AWESOME!!! PAT ME ON THE BACK, BUT FOR ON HERE...JUST READ MY POEMS I'VE POSTED IN MY BLOGS, RATE AND LEAVE ME COMMENTS PLEASE!!! MUCH APPRECIATED. Dear Vicki, JUST ANNOUNCED . . . VICKI JOINER HAS BEEN SELECTED TO PARTICIPATE IN ONE OF THE MOST EXCLUSIVE ANTHOLOGIES, THE INTERNATIONAL WHO'S WHO IN POETRY. Over the past several months, we have been reviewing the thousands of poems submitted to us, as well as examining the poetic accomplishments of people whose poetry has appeared on the Internet and in various editions released by other poetry publishers in America and Europe. After an exhaustive examination of this poetic artistry, The International Library of Poetry is pleased to inform you that you have been nominated for inclusion in . . . THE INTERNATIONAL WHO'S WHO IN POETRY Congratulations on your accomplishment, Vicki. This is an extraordinary honor. The International Who's Who in Poetry will be amon
More Updatez On Me
Saturday, Went over my uncles house and had a really good time.. We was going to go see that movie never got around to go see so it will be me and my mom to go see the movie no one else.. I did rent three movies tonight and I am on my away to go to bed and I will watch them tomorrow.. Well later in the week I am going to do some catching up... Have a really great day every one.. Virgo24
Improving Your Health
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Got Milk?
Mmmmmmmilk A farmer ordered a high-tech milking machine. It happened that the equipment arrived when his wife was away. So he decided to test it on himself first. He inserted his penis into the equipment, turned the switch on, and voila, everything else was automatic! He really had a good time as the equipment provided him with as much pleasure as his wife did. However, when the fun was over, he found that he could not take the instrument off. He read the manual, but did not find any useful information. He tried every button on the instrument - some made the equipment squeeze, shake, or suck harder or less - but still he had no success getting out of it. Panicking, he just barely reached the phone and called the supplier's customer service hotline. The farmer: "Hello, I just bought a milking machine from your company. It worked fantastic. But how can I take it off from the cow's udder?" Customer Service: "Don't worry. The machine was programmed to release automaticall
Roommates By Ladyhawk100
Roommates by ladyhawk100 © "So how long is Greg gone for?" Sally looked up as Renee, her roommate walked into the kitchen. "Until tomorrow night. He has lab on Friday so he has to come back." They were all students at Boston University. Greg's family, like her own, lived back in Connecticut. They usually went down to visit together but she had an exam and couldn't make the trip. "You miss him a lot?" Renee asked sitting across from her at the small, round table. "You have no idea. But, he hasn't seen his parents in months." Sally answered, a heavy sigh escaping her. She really couldn't begrudge him for going. He was an only child and his parents doted on him. Unlike her, who had three brothers and a sister. "Cheer up Sal. Tommy's coming over and we're going for pizza. Wanna come?" Tommy was Renee's new one-look-and-your-panties-are-soaked boyfriend. He was such a hottie. And perfect for Renee. Not that Sally was interested in him. She loved Greg. And he loved
Roommate Fun
Roommate Fun by jt123 © The day hadn't started well for Dave. To begin with he was late to his 8AM class this morning. Dave was pissed about that class anyway because he had always heard that the 8AM classes were for the freshman & sophomores. He was in the last semester of his junior year and he was once again stuck with an 8AM class on the far side of campus. His alarm didn't go off this morning and he had to rush out of his apartment to try and get to class on time. He still ended up being late and in his rush to leave he forgot the book he needed for his next class. As he climbed the stairs to his apartment he grumbled to himself about how he was now going to be late for his second class in a row. As he opened the door he heard the stereo. Living with a roommate like Hal was almost too much on days like this. Hal never seemed to have a class before noon. Dave needed to talk to Hal someday and figure out how he did it. Officially Hal & Dave were the only two tenants of th
Room Mate Fantasy Ch. 02
Room Mate Fantasy Ch. 02 by mercuryskies © Following my earlier story about my room mate and peoples positive responses I thought I'd share with you my further fantasies about Tina & Ben. Tina, Ben and I are having a quiet evening in together just sitting drinking some wine and watching the TV. The three of us are so comfortable together now that Tina and I are kinda curled up on the sofa together stroking each other’s bodies through our clothes and as the alcohol kicks in we soon find ourselves kissing, cuddling and stroking each other fooling around and putting on a little bit of a show for Ben. Tina gets up, ostensibly to go get us a fresh bottle of wine. After disapearing for five minutes she returns wearing only a silky pair of panties, a bra, suspender belt and hold-ups. Ben's jaws drop as she comes back in. My eyes feast on her beautiful body, her curvy hips, firm breasts and her long legs. Tina looks so sexy with just her underwear on and a pair of slutty stripper s
Toubabo Koomi
From the Album When the Kite String Pops We wanna see some blood We need a new whore We don't give a fuck We just want more Blood We want Blood We want blood I'm gonna fuck the whole in Kennedy's head Revolt deface resist Push the button Lgalize Freedom Let's shoot the president, Rape the queen And feel the flowers breath again Inside this dead machine Got to teach you, Got to teach you Swimming into nowhere Thrill kill avenue, Cuttin' her slowly Liberty, she crawls to me I slept the last mile on our way to endsville Shove it inside her Spectro-trippin on I slept the last mile on our way to endsville Spread your legs, Don't look at me Cut me, rape me, make me free Breeders screaming dreaming bloodless For the loveless White sound, oceans of dreams I won't be another number on the screen Shhhhh... I wanna hear you scream I won't be another number White sound, jet black scream Vomiting this cold mass of hate I'm gonna push my love Through her skull
Room Mate Fantasy
Room Mate Fantasy by mercuryskies © I think this fantasy was brought on by constantly hearing my Room mate Tina and her boyfriend Ben have sex (too thin walls) - which can be especially frustrating having always had a little bit of a crush on her. My fantasy starts with Tina creeping into my room at night and slipping into my bed. I awake to feel her naked body curled up behind me, her full breasts pressed into my back, hot breath on my neck and her delicate hands stroking my pert little breasts. She whispers in my ear how horny she is feeling and how much she is dying to make love to me. She starts to stroke my soft shapely thighs, her hands caressing and sending shivers through me as she gently massages my silky legs. We start to kiss passionately - our tongues tasting each other hungrily. I feel my nipples swell as she lowers her head to them and starts licking, sucking and biting them gently. The combination of her hot breath and tongue on my breasts and the caressing
Apple Brandy Chicken
Apple brandy chicken, made with chicken breast halves, apple brandy, cream, onions, and butter, along with mushrooms. INGREDIENTS: * 4 chicken breast halves * salt and pepper * 8 ounces sliced mushrooms * 2 teaspoons olive oil * 2 teaspoons butter * 1/3 cup apple brandy, such as Apple Jack or Calvados * 4 green onions, chopped * 1/2 cup whipping cream or heavy cream PREPARATION: Flatten chicken; place chicken breast halves between pieces of plastic wrap and gently pound until thinned out and uniform in size. Sprinkle with salt and pepper. In a large heavy skillet, heat olive oil and butter over medium heat.Add chicken breasts. Cook for about 5 minutes, until browned, then turn. Add mushrooms and cook for about 5 minutes longer. Add green onions and apple brandy and cook for another minute, until chicken is cooked through and mushrooms are tender. Add cream and thyme; simmer until thickened. Taste and add salt and pepper if needed. Serves
Dope Fiend
From the Album When the Kite String Pops Why do you love to lick my wounds? Why do you love to feel my pain? Why do you love to suck my life? Why do you look so motherfucking dead? ..Dead? Dead? Why do I feel so dead? Why do I feel so high? High? High? Kill me...I'm a dope fiend. Do not touch me for I am unllean Kill (your television/kill your time) Kill me Kill (the cold embryo/kill my mind) Kill me Screaming insects hail the Queen Welcome the killer home Hold me close to your dead heart And let the rapist roam Put your bloody hands on me And whisper in my ear Burning bodies keep us warm And have for many years Why do you love to lick my wounds? Why do you love to feel my pain? Why do you love to suck my life? Why do you love to lick my wounds? Why!? Yeah motherfucker, I'm high. And I'm thankful just to be alive.. Yeah motherfucker, I'm high. And I'm thankful just to be alive.. Yeah motherfucker, I'm high. And I'm thankful just to be alive.. Y
Dr. Suess Is Dead
From the Album When the Kite String Pops Dr. Suess is dead We await... life Dr. Suess is dead A cloud of flies obscure the sun A stone is dropped A dream undone Ripples grow and ride the tide The dead things crawls from deep inside With it's dying Sour breath The burning smell of insect flesh Hungry things in circles crowd Around t.v.'s turned up too loud We are the dead next door Turned up to loud Where the dirty needles shine and litter the floor It's too fucking loud Taste the light, inject the lord It's too fucking loud I cut my self again because I'm so fucking bored It's too fucking loud We are the dead next door It's too fucking loud Where the dirty needles shine and litter the floor It's too fucking loud Taste the light, inject the lord It's too fucking loud I cut my self again because I'm so fucking bored Motherfuck yeah! We Dr. Suess is dead The dream is swirling I'm alone Where the streets are paved with bone Build
So Am I Weird?
I want to be the girl that rides bikes, all on my own...not ride in the back of one that a boy is driving. Where's the fun in that? I like to play extreme sports, even though I'm not good at them. Being a tomboy is one of the greatest joys in my life. I think I'm sexyful. There's more of me to love, right? Age is such a silly concept...I'm 18, isnt' that old enough?
Scream Of The Butterfly
from the album When the Kite String Pops A creature made of sunshine Her eyes were like the sky Rabbit howls like something old As we twitch to a lullaby The scapel shines in god's sunshine The Streetlights whisper pain Down here near the poison stream Our god has gone insane She smiles like a child with flowers in her hair With blood on her hands Into the sun she stares She feels it die I heard her cry She smiles like a child with flowers in her hair With blood on her hands Into the sun she stares She feels it die I heard her cry... Like the scream of the butterfly Sunshine in the house of flames She loves it where she gets it But it's never felt the same Surgery, in the house of dissection When your candle burns out..I'll resurrect you She runs Through fields of daisies Yeah, it's just a shame that they eat their own babies Who cares Cos the air is free When you get there will you kiss the dead for me? There's blood on the moon and the summer
from the album When the Kite String Pops If I took this cigarette and put it out on you... Would you love me? Her throat is soft Her lips are red Her thighs are white Her heart is dead Jezebel Red rope Burns around her wrists Her blood is a serpents kiss Do you love your whore? I like to hear you beg She crouched down in the corner with her head between her legs Jezebel Broken glass and dirty needles Soul erosion truth Electric god Our superman found dead in a telephone booth Shards of teeth Ice pick abortions Orgasmic death so warm Lets die screamin' Black goat semen I can't hear you whisper "conform" Hearts will stop and brain cells pop Apocalyptic high She screams bloody murder as they chop off her fingers So this is how it feels to die But it's ok Yeah everything's ok She was screaming about conspiracy Talkim' about taking sides I was masturbating, just contimplating The cold love of suicide Hearts will stop an
Finger Paintings Of The Insane
From the album When the Kite String Pops Turning the knife buried in your stomach I woke up alive black with stain Glistening and new, the sunsets coming Fingerpaintings of the insane Come on and sterilize me Kneel down and idolize me Suck me Fuck me Resurrect me Rut me Cut me and infect me Slice me Dice me I want to die screaming The thoughts of dead babies Wiped away with my semen Bleed me Feed me and inject me Feel me Kill me Then dissect me The pigs will squeal Their blood will drain Fingerpaintings of the insane Slice the throats of authority Look deep past the skin and you will see I am the messiah I am the messiah Greasy smoke billows into the sky Cockroach dreams, the human dust of pain Twitching, screaming, hide your razor face Fingerpaintings of the insane Come on and sterilize me Kneel down and idolize me Suck me Fuck me Resurrect me Rut me Cut me and infect me Slice me Dice me I want to die screaming The thoughts of
Cheap Vodka
From the album When the Kite String Pops I blew my last five on a cheap fifth of vodka Gonna kill somethin' There ain't nothing gonna stop us tonight I know about confusion Lets start a riot Lets start a war Everybody that you know is a whore Fuck it, fuck it, fuck it, I don't care If there's gonna be blood, we'll be there I know about confusion Turn on all the lights So I can watch it die I'm gonna taste some blood Before they close my eyes Because I got the answer One bullet I know you feel Cut out my eyes...So I can't see The cold thing that's swallowing me We're meat and that's it So lets fuck it, fuck it, fuck it
Sedated and lazy Cold skies full of blue The sun burns forever It reminds me of you On your dead shore The sand is warm She hides her tears and quickly lets it die I will make it through even without you My sky will be blue I live tranquilized Slow motion, liquid universe I'm feeling nowhere It doesn't matter where we go because I already been there On your dead shore The sand is warm She hides her tears and quickly lets it die Their dying of rabies, eating their babies In a fields of dead daisies I live tranquilized I live (yeah..) I live (yeah..) I live (yeah..) I live I live I live I live Tranquilized.... I'm numb (yeah..) and unfeeling So I just burn and stare at the ceiling I'm here but so far away I see your mouth moving but can't hear what you say And I don't think I'd give a fuck...anyway! From the album When the Kite String Pops
The Blue
Across your face I see what you are You wanna kill the sun Blot out the stars I know you, you're nothing You're so small You're fucking nothing Nothing at all The sun burns on It reminds me of you The slit wrists of the sky Bleeding into the blue We twist beneath forever Cause do you know what you've done Ants in the afterbirth We're slugs under the sun I could not wake the dead man dreaming Acid party, murder at the late show Mutate me and breed yourselves a savior I could not kill the dead man screaming Eat my dead cock Eat my dead cock I have fallen deep in love with the sky Fragments of a sunbeam glaring on a kitchen knife Leaves will fall as everything must follow Kill your idol, come on, jump into the void Eat my cold shit Everybody whispers where birds fall dead I smell the yellow sickness churning inside your head Wiping flecks of foam, twisting with rabies Bloody, we run through these fields of dead daisies How can I ever Make you kn
Nothing Really To Say
so this is my first blog on here. Don't really have much to say. Just been busy working. Right now I am working 2 jobs.... it is kind of crazy but hey it gives me money to pay my bills and have fun. I am really tired and it is not even 11 on a Saturday...... My friend Tiff is getting married next weekend, I am so excited I can't wait. I really don't have anything to say so I am going to end this here. I will write/type more later LOL
Random Saturday Thoughts
So it's Nov. 4th and its already begining to look a lot like christmas..retailers have all their christmas merchidinse out on the shelves. ThE Santa Clause 3 is out at theaters Radio stations are a;ready getting their christmas music out of the mothballs christmas parties are being planned plane tickets being bought for family get togethers. perhaps working 8 straight christmas seasons in retail has made me a little bit cynical..but isnt it a bit too early to be getting ready for I mean we still have 52 more days!!!!
Moving On (mood Hopeful)
(Grr.... hate how when you edit a blog, it redates it. This is from early November; I just retitled it to make more sense. So ignore if you've read before.) Well, my recital went well today. I was nervous, for me (which still isn't very nervous... I am, after all, a seasoned performer) but there was only a very small fudge that I don't think anyone else noticed. I was very happy that a few of my friends showed up, as well. We had a nice-sized audience. And hey, Ryan Philippe may be single again soon. That's enough to make any hot-blooded woman happy. :) Think I have a shot? (Mental note: Must re-rent Cruel Intentions. Ryan PLUS hot girl on girl kiss? GOLD!) My mood is back to my normal even keel. It was a very stressful week for me, even ignoring painful events in my personal life. In honor, I give you (as a sequel to last week's weepfest), my favorite Moving On Song Lyrics (note, these aren't necessarily specific to MY situation): Strong Enough - Sheryl Crow
Need To Be To Level 3 To Vote
Hey all..I need some of that CherryTap Lovin' Ya'll are always talking about in other pages..LOL I need to get to Level I can vote..I have been to so many sites to vote on several things and I can't vote yet...WAAAAHHHH!!! Please for those who are experienced me figure out a quick way to get to Level 3...Thanks! Have a Great Day!!! Chellie
My Twin--video
from the Album The Great Cold Distance
Never_forget_09.11.01 V.1.0
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Journey Through The Pressure
Pushing the will Being the light Where I have been I came for The process of trying to act at heart It will fade out Thoughts will wind No one mind They offer you when you come So alone I'm cutting here And water is blood when you come The sky moves faster At this time you will
The Itch
Movement subdue the back thing? So quiet now Subsequence systmatic violence The great cold distance The itch The urge Make way Think of something Bring out the fear As the tracks fall to waste One stand here Make haste Kill the itch Sick near And push and push and push and get there One crawl Single on the surface Reduced illumination Chemical inheritance The lies The fever
In The White
Are you in Or are you out? The words are stones in my mouth Hush little baby Don't you cry Truth comes down Strikes me in the eye Turning seasons within Brand new nails across my skin Who am I to imply? That I was found That I found you in the white To overcome this I become one with The quiet cold of late November If you don't see I'll remain unseen Untill there's time to be rememebered So I had a green light I was lost in city lights Not far from a try This is not our last goodbye So I found you Found a way all through The quiet cold of inner darkness And now that you're here It becomes so clear I have waited for you always
I Call It Love
Well it has been like a week sience I have talked to this girl that I really do care about. I don't know where she is or what she is doing. I am really worried that she isn't getting into or doing something that she will regret. I really don't know what to do about this girl., she dose know that I care about her. I just wish I had a true friend to talk with about this somebody that maybe could help cheer me up a little bit because I am really on the urge to breaking down and just falling out at this point. I really don't give a rats ass what you think anyways if you read this. No one really pays any attention to me on this site any ways and that is why I just dont care about what you might think. I guess I will find out who my true friends are and who really isn't a true friend if I get comments on this or any of my other blogs.Well I am going to stop rambleing now.
You come clean, waves collide now. Defenceless numb points And no voice of reason So, how come you invited me too, you knew I wanted you. You glide above. So, this night belongs to you. I know this isn't through. Are you dead too long? I see the bright lights, it's the month of July. It's violent here, why have you left me? If only you could stay, and keep me in. It's violent here, why did you run from me? So, how come you invited me to, you knew I wanted you. You glide above. So, this night belongs to you. I know this isn't through/true. I am dead too long. Heat, night devour me. Heat, night devour me. I see the bright lights, it's the month of July. It's violent here, why have you left me? If only you could stay, and keep me in. It's violent here, why did you run from me?
Vapor as thin as it gets I stare right through Its everywhere, sickness in this room Not lying, it comes from you So cold and deep There wont be a time when I'm at ease Increase, coldness Increase, in your eyes Please rewind and look at you As on film you will see a mask of shame I think you will perceice Your position in this life So unworthy It's everywhere Sickness in this room Not lying, it comes from you Find and twist the answer Save no one from harm As seen in the vision Sick sleep sick, deader
Rush through the rusted veins Illuminate the voice of one So I have lied So I'm aware about The consequence I heard the warning About the little compromise Distorted views you had I heard the warning Cold white spring A wordless song I'll sing I, a white cloud All my thoughts are in doubt
Money For Humpin'
A Sexworker Manifesto ©2006 by Mistress Crystal (AKA "CB") FORWARD Sexwork is a term that covers the gamut of the sex/adult industry. It includes prostitution, exotic dancing, adult video/photo modeling, professional domination and phonesex. Given the cultural ambivalence toward sex — especially in the United States where often puritanical and/or timid attitudes create a fascination with sex that is tempered by discomfort — it is difficult to have a mature or rational conversation on the topic. Nonetheless I will attempt to do so here. As someone who's worked as a prostitute, from a short stint of streetwalking and barroom tricking to incall/outcall escortry, I have firsthand experience and thus empathy for my for sisters still doing it. Furthermore as a progressive, social libertarian, I find the marginalization of sexworkers, especially prostitutes, and the illegality of sexwork to create far more detriment than any social good. RETROSPECTIVE AND PERSPECTIVE Mo
Hurts to see Mind capacity Shame idle mind No, you have changed me My mouth is shut Stupidity has shut my mouth Shame idle mind No, you have changed me So when you come And to unprepared prepare to come alone I hold your hands so hard my knuckles turn white When your clear the streets and kill the lights See the light Pull it to freedom The words and the light My name you have changed it You totally changed it cruel This is how you tell me Once again How am I nothing on you How everything is supposted to end Father I will make it Its the journey of our life Fix my eyes on the sun What have I done
Wave back at me Back is turned (back is turned) If I failed once The circuit burns Saw you in the lampglow You fade Nothingness incarnate Until I get there Then I will be Unti I get there Then I will be Consternation Eternal source Overthrown Stray from course
My Twin
The neck, and then the chain The head is hung in shame The neck, and then the chain The head is hung in shame I thought that you had grown That you'd carry on But now that I am gone What else's been withdrawn You used to be like my twin And all its been Was it all for nothing Are you strong when you're with him The one who's placed you above us all I think our love I'll let it pass It feels like fire But it won't last What is this coming to
Soil's Song
Falls The dream is so far Come and take the consequence Feel things are as certain Winter stays Oppress it away Evacuate Assemble here Soil's song In your throat Future death In your reach Who's first Okay Relax your face will heal in Keep your last words in your hand Fall in will open up Time to go Realistical Falls The dream is so far
Visions come, visions come, in a sick room bed There's something left to learn Pass them all, let it show Let the rich meet death Confront out own concern See us sleep behind the glass unaware of crime Will you wake us up before it is time Dueling circles, holds the only light Break down my perspective Notify everyone when the time is right My mouth remains So when you let me in Let me justify My only war You put your hands on me Now I learn the words I didnt know before I am ice, I am clear Let the world be cold Are you deliberation Pass them all, let it show Let the words come slow Your constant decondition Repeating cycle Of light, no light There's nothing in the air space Theres no one in the air space Repeating cycle Of love, no love I am unwilling to go on You have lost No one has won
Leaders come, stand in line. Feel your true self, conformed. I sold my soul, crossed the borderline. I found something I'd never adjust to. Come here, I payed up for you. I have sold my weakness too. Come here, I split my heart in two. But you don't have it in you, to you. Carbon soul, transparent and faded out. See you soon, in my fiction. I sold my song, my mouth was sewn. It's coming undone, that's why I sold out. Come here, I payed up for you. I have sold my weakness too. Come here, I split my heart in two. But you don't have it in you, do you? (Do you, do you, do you...)
I Will Only Post Songs I Know And Enjoy.
errr... song lyrics, haha.
Made From Fast N The Furious - Toyko Drift
Suddenly I Don't Feel Sorry For You
i saw some people drag racing last night... a few of them almost rolled their cars... it was lame. a pathetic attempt at males trying to look macho... let me inform you.. it doesn't work so knock it the fuck off. a few signals later we passed a few cars that had crashed. I guess one of them was driving on the wrong side of the road and the other crashed into a pole. bunch of morons.
Night Watch
NIGHT WATCH------ A nurse took the tired, anxious serviceman to the bedside. "Your son is here," she said to the old man. She had to repeat the words several times before the patient's eyes opened. Heavily sedated because of the pain of his heart attack, he dimly saw the young uniformed Marine standing outside the oxygen tent. He reached out his hand. The Marine wrapped his toughened fingers around the old man's limp ones, squeezing a message of love and encouragement. The nurse brought a chair so that the Marine could sit beside the bed. All through the night the young Marine sat there in the poorly lighted ward, holding the old man's hand and offering him words of love and strength. Occasionally, the nurse suggested that the Marine move away and rest awhile. He refused. Whenever the nurse came into the ward, the Marine was oblivious of her and of the night noises of the hospital - the clanking of the oxygen tank, the laughter of the night staff members exchanging greetin
Going Out
why are guys such fuckheads? a guy came up to my firends car last night while me and her were out.. he knocked on the window and asked if we wanted to go back to his place to make out and then some. we rolled up our windows and ditched the fucker.
Home Alone Again
Well this is the deal, I'm married and with kids, I don't know if she is cheating on me or not but that's not what this is about. I'm just tired of giving up my time so she can go out with her friends to a club or a bar while I have to stay home with the kids. I don't have friends that I can hang out with. She's going out every weekend and I'm tired of it. She'll go out with her friends but she won't go out with me. She'll go to dinner and what everelse with me but that's all. I never took her to the club scene cause she would not go when she was old enough to get in. But now she won't go with me and let me show her a good time. She'd rather go with he friends and have fun with them. Hell she even said I was no fun but she's never given me a chance to go and show her a good time. I'm just tired of being home alone. It sucks ass. Sorry I just had to rant about it.
that's rare for most people I know to enjoy. but if I like it, then i guess I'll make my firends suffer through it.. MWAUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! *devil horns* well its not like my music is THAT hard to enjoy..
A Love Story
I will seek and find you . I shall take you to bed and have my way with you I will make you ache, shake & sweat until you moan & groan. I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop. I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I'm finished with you. And, when I am finished, you will be weak for days. All my love, Signed, The Flu Now, quit thinking about sex and go get your flu shot! Get free graphics at!
Take The Poll - take your own poll! 1. How old are you?Over 30 2. What is your sexual orientation?Bi-Curious 3. Have you ever given someone oral sex?Sure I have 4. Have you ever received oral sex?Yes, of course 5. How many sexual partners have you had?5-10 6. What is your pubic hair style?Totally shaved off 7. What kind of underwear do you wear?None 8. Have you ever taken, or been in, naked photos?Both taken and been in them 9. Have you ever been to a nude beach, or nudist area?Nope, I am modest 10. Do you watch porn?Yes, and I own some of my own 11. Have you ever watched others, or been watched having sex?Both watched others and been watched 12. How large are you...ya know, in the pants?About 7 inches 13. Have you ever expirimented with another man?Thought about it, but never done it 14. What is your favorite sexual position?Doggie style 15. Are you circumcised?Yes I am 16. What gets you off fastest?Intercourse 17. How often do you masturbate?May
or rather my hair.. I love to mix it up... recently I've gotten into extensions/ falls... but I prefer extensions.
A Boy's First Time
A boys first time A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night & have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out & make love for the first time. Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to getsome condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time & the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time & all. That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house & meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!" The boy goes inside & is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents a
I Have A Crush
On Vincent Valentine ¢¾
Do Not Stand At My Grave And Weep
do not stand at my grave and weep,i wont be there i do not soul will wonder the earth to see those that loved me and the ones that i loved,i will be walking on the beach one of my favorite places to be. so if you feel a sundden wind rush by you will know its me. for all of you who believed in me .its you i will come see.if you didnt believe in me then you may dream of me.but my face you shall see and know it was really me.i am the stars that shine at not stand at my grave and cry,for my soul will not be there .it did not die. by debora Courtesy of Good Friend Michale Graves
Michale Graves WM3 WAD Statement November 12-19, 2006 has been designated West Memphis Three World Awareness Week. All across this country and internationally, people will coordinate and hold events to raise awareness for and support the fight to free Jason Baldwin, Jessie Misskelley Jr, and Damien Echols, innocent men, persecuted by men of law and power in West Memphis, Arkansas. Damien has been sentenced to death for a crime no one proved he committed. The awful reality of all this has also robbed the three young boys who were murdered the justice they deserve as well. Chris Byers, Steven Branch, Michael Moore and their families deserve justice, where there has been none so far. To what level of moral bankruptcy have we fallen? If we as a society turn our eyes away from Damien and these issues, how far has our judiciary system fallen that a court will allow killing a man on a procedural basis, rather than on the merit of his claims? No where is this fight more important
knew i would fall if i tried so i held back for a while you pushed me so hard, i had to go i tried to be strong, then i failed i would like to say this just in case you didn't know well your soul is fractured i know what it's like as well i have sold my soul i traded it for hollow gold
haha sometimes when your nice to people or polite. Its nice to get it in return in case you did not know. haha whatever. it just aint worth it no more trying to be a nice guy to all yall. cause quite frankley who the fuck do you think you are? i can be an asshole just as quickly and easily as yall can. Dont believe me? come find out fuckers. Ill show you a side of me you aint never seen before.
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Nightmares By The Sea (jeff Buckley Cover, But I Prefer Katatonia)
beware the bottled thoughts of angry young men secret compartments hide all of the skeletons little girl wants to make her home with him in the middle of the shore she wonders "don't know what you asked for" "don't know what you asked for" all young lovers know why nightmares blind their mind? s eye your rube is young and handsome so new to your bedroom floor you know damn well were you? ll go I've loved so many times and I've drowned them all from their coral graves they rise up when darkness falls with their bones they'll scratch the window I hear them call "don't know what you asked for" "don't know what you asked for" stay with me under these waves tonight be free for once in your life tonight
A Darkness Coming
so near so close something bad is seen but I seem to be the only one that can see there is a darkness coming and they the others they don't know a thing of what's next but I'm not here to say what should be done about this I just lift my eyes to watch I saw it coming something bad
No Good Can Come Of This
this is no good way out but it's a challenge or so I see it death's head upon my wall afield lies nothing but disorder no good can come of this whatsoever I can tell you no good will ever come of this the road to happiness I never knew I read a letter I never sent and saw me smiling on a picture this is nothing I remember whatever made me feel so there are children on the freeway I have my ways playing with death
Cherry Blast
Why in the hell does it cost $7.50 to post a blast? Shouldn't it be free?
Right Into Bliss
by a black road giving a brief smile something's on the way forgotten for a while and you try to speak this without a voice down by a black road we try to forget and try to make it through someday we'll go further from this right into the bliss some night we'll try to leave this place for another they keep pushing me so far from every chance makes it so much harder for me to carry on so I try to speak this without a thought down by a black road we try to forget and try to make it through
Big Egos Are Big Shields For Lots Of Empty Space/ Words Of Wisdom From My Friend Rich..
----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Rich Date: Nov 4 2006 6:52 PM We would worry less about what others think of us if we realized how seldom they do. We put so much undo stress on ourselves worrying what someone else thinks about us. We feel either we need to keep that person happy or impress that person in some manner. Life isn't intended to try to impress the world. Just impress yourself. If you can feel good about being the person you are and not hurting others than you have succeeded in life. We can't control another's thoughts or the type person that they are. We can only control our selves. That's enough work in itself to keep us busy for a lifetime. Those who find real happiness are those who can give without remembering and take without forgetting. Being a giver and not a taker. Feeling good when you give without expecting something in return. If you expect something back than your truly not a giver. A true giver enjoys watching some one els
Had To (leave)
so you were with us until the last minute and then you were gone from here and I watched and I just figured out that I will never see you again I had a choice you had to leave into the night this was my choice it's so hard to explain what I meant when I said that I wanted you dead but I saw you fuck up and I just can't get back the feeling I had for you so I put all my strength into my only will it was the only thing to do and now I only regret that I cried cause you would never do that for me
Just Take Me To Jail
Just Take Me To Jail A Georgia State Trooper pulled a car over on I-95 about 2 miles south of the Georgia/South Carolina state line. When the Trooper asked the driver why he was speeding, the driver answered that he was a magician and a juggler and he was on his way to Savannah to do a show that night at the Shrine Circus and didn't want to be late. The Trooper told the driver he was fascinated by juggling, and if the driver would do a little juggling for him then he wouldn't give him a ticket. The driver told the Trooper that he had sent all of his equipment on ahead and didn't have anything to juggle. The Trooper told him that he had some flares i n the trunk of his patrol car and asked if he could juggle them. The juggler stated that he could, so the Trooper got three flares, lit them and handed them to the juggler. While the man was doing his juggling act, a car pulled in behind the patrol car. A drunk, good old boy, from S.C., got out and watched the
For My Demons
well I'm here and summer is gone I hear so pray for me as I now leave your town when did I say this I will never leave I can't recall this moment in my life you would never sleep at night if you knew what I've been through and this thought is all I have to trust upon when light is gone my problem was that you kept me here too long and today is when we'll regret that I came by when did I say this I will never leave I can't recall this moment in my life life is full of darkness and murderers come my way someday you will join them and I will let you in
Lesson In Life
Sometimes people come into your life and you know right away that they were meant to be there, to serve some sort of purpose, teach you a lesson, or to help you figure out who you are or who you want to become. You never know who these people may be, your neighbor, your coworker, a long lost friend, or a complete stranger. When you lock eyes with them, you know at that very moment they will affect your life in some profound way. Sometimes things happen to you that may seem horrible, painful, and unfair at first, but in reflection you find that without overcoming those obstacles you would have never realized your potential, strength, willpower, or heart. Everything happens for a reason. Nothing happens by chance or by means of good luck. Illness, injury, love, lost moments of true greatness, and sheer stupidity all occur to test the limits of your soul. Without these small tests, whatever they may be, life would be like a smoothly paved,straight, flat road to nowhere. It wou
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Collision My mission When the dawn breaks With a handshake Relaxed and feelin' great Screeching...head on I'm needing a head on All the day's plans All the shaking hands Beepers and suntans Screeching...head on I'm needing a head on Collision My mission
How To Recognize A Bad Relationship
How to recognize a bad relationship At some point in your life, you'll most likely experience some sort of "bad" relationship, whether that is romantic, friendship or parent based doesn't really matter, just the fact that you will experience this is enough. Recognizing you're enduring a bad relationship can be difficult, especially if you are the type of person that sees the good in people and doesn't want to hurt anybody's feelings. Girl meets guy, guy and girl have known each other for a while through various associations from a group they belong to. Guy asks girl out, girl says yes and they start to date. Girl has been out of a long-term relationship for about 2 years, guy (girl did not know this at the time) has only been single for a month! Long story short, they date, guy pressures girl, she buckles and there it ends... Now, you might be wondering what actually happened and how did I recognize things just weren't right? Well, if I was honest with myself in the b
There Is Something Wrong With This Site
Just thought i would ask if this site has changed since the name change ppl are so bitchy & rude not everyone mind you just getting sisck of the crap ppl on hee at times am i seeing something that isnt here?
Room 109
Room 109 by missygail © All Ron had told me was to meet him in room 109 at the Amerisuites. I had been emailing Ron back and forth telling him my secrets, my fantasies. He promised to help me break out of my shyness, and I’d done some things since that I’d never thought I’d do before. After many secrets exposed, Ron convinced me to join him in a private chatroom, where we started to have cyber sex. We told each other what we’d do to each other if we were together, I told him he was making me very horny and that I wanted to play with myself. He said he wanted to watch me, so I turned on my web cam for him. He asked if I wanted him to turn on his web cam as well, I told him no, I had not seen what he looked like at this point and didn’t want to because not knowing what he looked like added to the mystery of him and made me more comfortable with expressing things to him. With my web cam on and Ron being able to see me perfectly I began to get undressed in front of
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Romantic Getaway
Romantic Getaway by Rebecca © My wife and I have been married 3 years and for the first time in our marriage we hit a rut. We were both working long hours and I noticed our once healthy sex life becoming less and less exciting. Jen noticed it too, I was glad for that because I knew she missed the marathon sex we used to enjoy before we got married and thru the first year of our marriage. So for my 30th birthday, she booked us a long weekend at one of those romantic resorts in the mountains. The room was amazing (a little cheesy) but we had a heart-shaped jacuzzi and a fireplace and a small steam room and even a 6' by 12' swimming pool in our room. It was expensive but I was looking foreward to it. On the three hour drive up Jen was feeling playful and would stroke my crotch while I drove, flash me a little of her sexy tits, things like that. When we arrived Friday evening I was plenty horny. Jen was nice enough to give me an incredible blowjob before we left the room for dinner
Okay Time For Me Hit The Hay And Good Night Ladies Of Cherrytap ;-)
Well I said already so good night all the ladies of CherryTap muahhhh xxxXXXxxx
Romance, Trust & Lustful Fantasies
Romance, Trust & Lustful Fantasies by DreamCatcherPoet © The day had been very long and tedious. Nothing out of the ordinary, not any birthday, anniversary or holiday. So Ali was very pleasantly surprised as her lover opened the door as she tried to gain entry to their home. Even more so as he took the key from her hand, placed it back in her purse, which he then tossed onto the sofa. Then leaning over, he kissed her cheek and scooped her up to her surprised delight while whispering, “Relax my love, and trust me.” As he swept her up into his arms to carry her into their candlelit bedchamber he softly spoke, “ Ali, I know you’re tired from a long day at work and tonight is just for you, just trust me completely.” Cradling her into his strong but comforting arms, he carried her down the passageway into their bedchamber. As she sensed the incense burning and noticed the trail of rose petals leading from the front door to the bed she thought, she loved this man as he was so very ro
This Country Need's Help
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Romance On Overtime
Romance On Overtime by CHEWEY © Working another Saturday, were they trying to kill me? I work on a wood remanufacturing plant. We cut the bad out of the wood and finger joint it back together to make it all good. I operate the head chop saw, although it is dangerous, you just have to watch what you are doing. Today, there were only three of us working as usual, no one else wanted to work on Saturday, I can't say as I blame them. But I love running a saw, so I can't see ever stopping, but it does get boring. My partner, Amber, my boss, Jack and I were the only one working this morning. Amber was always telling me "how sexy I am", "how good I looked", stuff like that. She always was brushing past me, reaching past me, grinding herself into me. I know she wanted me and to be quite honest, I was excited by the thought at the thought of sex with another woman. We were running the saws and Jack was sorting and stacking, down on the floor. Amber is drop dead gorgeous, with long wav
When did this become Cherry Tap? How long have I been sick?
Rockin' The Gazebo
Rockin' The Gazebo by frustratedpoodle © Dave and Hannah Montgomery were the type of couple that can inspire hope in the very concept of true love, or tooth decay. Rarely were they apart, though this was not do to any one party being clingy or overbearing. They chose it that way. Though both were in their early thirties and had been married for seven years, it seems that they could read one another's minds like couples that had been together for decades, sometimes finishing one another's sentences. Though they were not into PDA's (public displays of affection), and bantered like siblings around others, there was no denying that the lights in their eyes when they looked at each other were fueled by an undying love that knew no bounds. Physically, they complemented one another beautifully, and if they had chosen to have children, there is no doubt they would have produced something gorgeous. He was tall, broad shouldered and athletic, his boyish good looks accentuated by kind haz
A Results List On A Mum I Posted For Myself Part 2
the question for the mum this time was this should i get a tattoo and the results are in on this mum and i thank everyone who voted on the mum for me and this was the main question iam thinking of getting a tatto should i or not and mind you i am in Australia so the question still stands from Bruce and the results areYay 86.5% (32 votes) Nay 13.5% (5 votes) so thank you people for making my mind up for me from Bruce
Been Gone
Just wanna say hi to everyone. I've been out sick, for those who noticed, but now I'm back. Hope to talk to you all soon. Lots of Luv! Xuxa
Old Man
An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has been living with for the last 40 years. The Wizard says, “Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you.” The old man says without hesitation, “I now pronounce you man and wife.” ************************************************* Well dressed man is the man without a wedding ring LOL ************************************************* LITTLE GIRL IN CHURCH: "Why is the bride dressed in white?" MOMMY: "White is the color of joy, and today is most joyful day of her life." LITTLE GIRL: "Then why is the groom wearing black?"
So As some of you know that I have friends in the armed Forces. I just wish more people would support our troops. Come on people we have to support them. Show them that everyone back home misses them and wants them home safe. I know that not everybody agrees with this war and all that other stuff but we need to show the members of our armed forces some love. i completely support our troops and want them to come home safe. Now that I have finished my little rant I hope everyone is having a good weekend! KiSSES!!
Tears On His 50th Wedding Anniversary
Tears on His 50th Wedding Anniversary A man and woman were recently celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary. While cutting the cake, the wife was moved after seeing her husband’s eyes fill with tears. The wife took his arm, and looked at him affectionately. “I never knew you were so sentimental.” she whispered. “No . . . No . . .” he said, choking back his tears, “That’s not it at all. Remember when your father found us in the barn and told me to either marry you or spend the next 50 years in jail?” “Yes,” the wife replied. “I remember it like yesterday.” “Well,” said the husband, “Today I would have be a free man.”
Rock Concert Threesome
Rock Concert Threesome by TwistedPlayr © I hadn't been to a concert in quite a while, so it was special when my wife surprised me for my birthday with tickets to go see one of my favorite bands. The concert was in another city, so she had planned a weekend trip. The band plays heavy metal, so we both dressed accordingly. I dressed in black jeans, a black t-shirt and my leather jacket. Sarah, my wife, looked great in a black t-shirt, black skirt, black stockings and matching boots. I wanted to jump her in the hotel room, but we didn't have the time. The concert was pretty full, and was more diverse than I thought it would be. Most of the concertgoers were barely legal age, but there were still quite a few people in their thirties and older. Now, I can't say that the opening acts were very good, but I kept myself occupied by watching the various outfits that people were wearing. Sarah and I kept our seats during the intermission, as the crew set the stage for the main band. We
Another Poem By Joe Blake
Why can't i find my one true love. I look for some help from the guy above. He says my son sit still please don't fret. It's not time for you to find her yet. I say but father my time my ran out. He than says my son relax please don't pout. If you quit your search you might find what you want. So stop being an old sly fox and stop this hunt. So sit back and relax and stop shedding those tears. Cause i'm telling you my son once she arrives she'll love you for years. So i guess what he's saying is if i give it some time. The girl that i'm searching for will finally be mine.
Vanilla Cream By Eroslit
Vanilla Cream by eroslit © Julie knocked on the door as if not wanting to break it. This was somewhat pointless as she was the only person left in the donut shop. She and the person on the other side of the door, that is. “Come on in,” the person’s voice rang out. Julie opened the door and walked in, closing it behind her. The click of the lock as she depressed it in the doorknob seemed deafening to her in the otherwise quiet office. Jim Thornton looked up from the paperwork on his desk. He gazed at Julie, who was dressed in a buttoned white shirt and schoolgirl-like short plaid skirt, holding a donut bag. She was nineteen, with a faultless body and thick, layered brunette hair that didn’t quite make it to her shoulders. “Hi, Julie,” Jim said. The thirty-year-old manager of the shop put down his pen and smiled. “Hi. Sorry if I interrupted anything,” she said shyly. “Of course not,” Jim assured her. “Have a seat.” The manager’s small office consisted of a couch
i hope i get to do something tomorrow...if not i won't be surprised at all......and fuck why hasn't Ken called me?? bull shyt...imma angry penguin today
Vanilla Cream Part 4
Vanilla Cream by Bacomicfan © Apparently, Cinda wants me inside her even more deeply, and decides to take matters into her own hands. She pushes backwards against me, still hopping on top of my crotch like a jackhammer. With my hands enjoying her nipples and my legs bent beneath me now, I'm off-balance, and her push against me makes me lose what little balance I have. The next thing I know I'm falling backwards, where I land with a soft thud against the sofa cushions. Thankfully, I'm still deeply inserted into Cinda. Cinda is now seated on my cock as I lay on my back, my hands having lost their grip on her breasts. Her back is a blur of motion as she rams herself up and down along my erect love muscle, her sighs and moans becoming louder and more frequent. Her pussy is still squeezing my cock deliciously as she slides up and down its length, alternately grinding herself into me and hopping up and down on my shaft. Cinda has taken over, and is controlling completely how she uses
I Need Answers
Doing things based on selfish motives never bring positive results .... every so often I learn this lesson again .... Until I forget that is .... why is my love so selfish ? Why is it I want in such ways that drive me to do the wrong thing for selfish motive ? If I live to be a hundred I will never understand love .... I will never understand that foolish part of me that seeks to keep someone all to myself .... I know it only shuts out the growth but yet I want to make them all mine ... Any wonder it blows up in my face ! .... It should. Can anyone explain this to me ? I would like to know ... I seek in the spirit but the answer never comes .... Now I am asking you ... I figure maybe god will speak through you.
Vanilla Cream Part 3
Vanilla Cream by Bacomicfan © Her laughter subsiding, Cinda smiles broadly as she sees where my eyes are focussed. I can swear her nipples get even harder when she realizes I'm ogling them. Her eyes are getting glassy again as she sees the hungry smile on my lips. She knows what I'm thinking. She feels my eyes caressing and fondling her nipples, and her chuckles turn quickly to sighs. "Well, seems we do think a lot alike. The very next phase of my plan is for you to come up here and chew your way through this body stocking again...but, this time your prize will be my full, bouncing oh so tasty tits. And if you suck my nipples just right, you'll smell my vanilla cream again as I come all over again. If you suck my tits really, really well, I'll have two for each properly sucked nipple. So, since you look more than ready for that, why not come on up here and put that hard working mouth to work again....on these two lovely pink nipples? Hmmmm?"
I Need Answers
Doing things based on selfish motives never bring positive results .... every so often I learn this lesson again .... Until I forget that is .... why is my love so selfish ? Why is it I want in such ways that drive me to do the wrong thing for selfish motive ? If I live to be a hundred I will never understand love .... I will never understand that foolish part of me that seeks to keep someone all to myself .... I know it only shuts out the growth but yet I want to make them all mine ... Any wonder it blows up in my face ! .... It should. Can anyone explain this to me ? I would like to know ... I seek in the spirit but the answer never comes .... Now I am asking you ... I figure maybe god will speak through you.
Banana Delight Cake
This is a banana cake recipe with banana coconut frosting, brightened with yellow food coloring. INGREDIENTS: * 2 1/2 cups sifted cake flour * 1 2/3 cups granulated sugar * 1 1/4 teaspoons baking powder * 1 1/4 teaspoons baking soda * 1 teaspoon salt * 1/3 cup shortening * 1/3 cup butter * 2/3 cup buttermilk * 1 1/4 cups mashed ripe bananas (about 2 medium bananas) * 2 eggs PREPARATION: Sift together the sifted cake flour, sugar, baking powder, baking soda, and salt into a large mixing bowl. Add shortening, butter, buttermilk, and mashed banana; mix until moistened, then beat on low speed of electric mixer for 2 minutes.Add eggs and beat 1 minute longer. Grease 2 9-inch round or square layer cake pans and line bottoms with waxed paper. Grease waxed paper. Dived batter into the two pans; bake at 350° for 25 to 30 minutes, until cake tests done. Remove from oven and let cool 5 minutes in pans; remove from pans to wire racks to cool
~cleaning Out My Friend's List~
Sorry but I'm deleting alot of people off my friends list. I am here to make friends not to be anorther number on anyones friends list. Alot of people on my list havn't said anything. I have sent tons of hello comments and receive nothing back from some. I love making new friends and I have made some awesome friends while here. So no hard feelings. Just would rather have people on my friends list who do want to talk and be friends. Hope everyone is having a great weekend.
Banana Nut Cake With Caramel Frosting
This is a banana cake recipe and caramel frosting, with buttermilk or sour milk, chopped walnuts, and mashed bananas. INGREDIENTS: * 1/2 cup butter * 1 1/2 cups sugar * 1 cup mashed ripe banana (about 2 small to medium bananas) * 3 eggs * 1 teaspoon vanilla * 1/2 teaspoon lemon extract * 1/2 cup finely chopped walnuts or pecans * 2 cups sifted cake flour * 1 teaspoon baking powder * 1/2 teaspoon soda * 1/2 teaspoon salt * 1/2 cup soured milk or buttermilk PREPARATION: In a large mixing bowl cream butter and sugar. Add mashed bananas; beat well with electric mixer 1 minute. Add eggs, one at a time, beating well after each addition. Add flavorings and chopped walnuts or pecans. Sift together the sifted cake flour, baking powder, soda and salt; beat into creamed mixture alternately with buttermilk, beginning and ending with the dry ingredients.Beat for 2 minutes on medium speed of electric mixer. Pour batter into 2 butter
Why does life have to be so complicated? Why can't it just be as simple as falling in love with somebody, and staying that way forever?
How To Get What You Want From Women
How To Get What You Want From Women -------------------------------------------------- To safely and permanently exclude yourself from future mailings just click the link at the end of this newsletter. To sign yourself up for this complimentary e-letter, visit -------------------------------------------------- >There's one place to get a COMPLETE education in attracting, approaching, meeting and getting dates with the kinds of women you've always wanted to meet. And that place is right here: Let me ask you a question. What is "SUCCESS" to you when it comes to women? If I asked you to give me a detailed explanation of EXACTLY how your life would be if you had ULTIMATE SUCCESS with women, could you do it? Sure, most guys would say something like, "Success to me would be being able to walk up to any woman and get a date with her"... or "Success to me woul
Vanilla Cream Part 2
Vanilla Cream by Bacomicfan © Eventually, Cinda stops humping my face. With a sigh, she totally relaxes and slumps sideways against the back of the sofa. I let go of her probably sore bottom. She lifts one leg over my head, bringing her tired legs together, and sinks against the back sofa cushions, lying with her hip on my shoulder. As she pants and struggles for air, I notice with perverse glee that her lush ass is now partially resting on my shoulder and partially on my chest.....and if I turn my head just slightly to my right, that awesome derriere is displayed nicely right before my admiring eyes, close enough to snuggle up to and press my adoring lips all over it. While Cinda tries to regain some semblance of normalcy, I take advantage of this most wonderful situation. Circling my arms around her waist, I turn myself so that I can tackle that amazing ass dead on. I admire it a eyes adoring the shape of it, the two impeccable cheeks and the cleavage between them,
Banana Cake Recipe
This is a banana cake with pecans and raisins. Scroll down to see more banana cake recipes. INGREDIENTS: * 1 cup shortening * 2 1/2 cups sugar * 3 cups all-purpose flour, sifted before measuring * 1 1/2 teaspoons baking soda * 1 teaspoon salt * 4 egg yolks, beaten * 6 tablespoons buttermilk or sour milk * 2 teaspoons vanilla extract * 2 cups mashed ripe bananas * 1 cup chopped pecans * 1 cup chopped raisins * 4 egg whites, beaten PREPARATION: Cream shortening and sugar. Combine dry ingredients in a separate bowl. Add dry ingredients to the creamed mixture alternately with egg yolks and buttermilk. Stir in vanilla, mashed bananas, and chopped pecans. Fold in beaten egg whites. Spoon batter into a greased and floured tube pan; bake banana cake at 325° for about 1 1/2 hours. Serve with whipped cream or ice cream. If desired, drizzle cake with glaze or frost when cooled.
Been Busy Lately....
Halloween was a blast, best time of the year for me....been busy, but now I am (hopefully) back
Things To Never Say To A Cop...
1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer Officer. (OK in Texas) 2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in. 3.Aren't you the guy from the Village People? 4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job! 5. Are You Andy or Barney? 6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer. 7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you? 8. I pay your salary! 9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too! 10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does. 11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are. 12. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"
Vanilla Cream Part 1
Vanilla Cream by Bacomicfan © When Cinda and I started emailing a year or so ago, I never thought we'd actually meet. I mean, there she was, this hot, sexy redhead with a body crying out to be fondled, and the most deliciously dirty mind I've ever encountered, and here I am an average (though imaginative, I admit) guy with only my lusty thoughts to propel me through life. If not for my erotic mind, I'd be just another average guy lumbering through life with looks that have never made a single head turn. So, who'd have thought that this ravishing redhead with the shaved pussy and a penchant for leaving her undies at home would ever even consider letting me anywhere close to that hairless treasure? Well, I must have a truly generous guardian angel or I stepped in exactly the right guano at some point in my life, because here I am on my way to meeting the hottest babe this side of Sex and the City. I've had a hardon for the last seven hours just thinking about all the things we've
Hummingbird Cake
This is a Hummingbird Cake Recipe with pineapple and cream cheese icing. INGREDIENTS: * 2 cups flour * 2 cups sugar * 1 tsp. salt * 1 tsp. soda * 3 eggs, beaten * 1 tsp. cinnamon * 1 1/2 tsp. vanilla * 1 ( 8 oz.) can crushed pineapple-undrained * 2 cup chopped pecans * 2 cups chopped bananas * 1 1/2 cup salad oil PREPARATION: Directions for Suzi's Hummingbird Cake Recipe. Combine dry ingredients in a large bowl. Add eggs and oil, stirring dry ingredients until moistened. Do not beat. Stir in vanilla, 2 cup pecans, pineapple, and bananas. Spoon batter into a greased Bundt pan. Bake at 350° For 1 hour and 10 minutes.
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Top Ten Things To Not Say To A Girls Father
10. Could you show me how you used to spank her? 9. If I told her I love her, would she put out? 8. I got my license today. 7. Two bucks says she's a C cup. 6. You taught her how to swallow didn't you? 5. We must have something in common 'cause she calls me daddy too. 4. Hi. I'm Bill but my friends all call me 'back door Bill'. 3. I think being sexually active since 11 has really helped to mature me. 2. "Come inside?" Gosh, you sound just like your daughter. 1. Tell me, does your wife just lay there during sex too?
Chocolate Banana Cake Recipe
Frost this cake with your favorite frosting. INGREDIENTS: * 1/2 cup margarine, softened * 1 1/4 cups brown sugar * 2 eggs * 3 squares unsweetened chocolate, melted * 2 cups all-purpose flour * 1/2 teaspoon baking soda * 1/4 teaspoon salt * 1 teaspoon baking powder * 1 1/2 cups mashed, ripe bananas * 1/2 teaspoon vanilla PREPARATION: Cream margarine and brown sugar until light and fluffy. Add eggs one at a time. Beat thoroughly after each. Stir in the cooled melted chocolate. Sift dry ingredients together and add to the batter alternately with the mashed bananas; stir in vanilla. Pour into 2 greased and floured 9-inch layer cake pans. Bake in preheated 350 degree oven for 35 to 40 minutes, until cake tests done. Frost with a fluffy white frosting.
Valentines Day Treasure
Valentines Day Treasure by ART RAMBLE © She noticed the trail of rose pedals right off as she shut her door and laid her purse and keys upon the hall table. She smiled as she waited a moment for a surprise pounce from her husband. He was always quite the trickster at valentines and the kids were at grandmas for the night so she expected he'd be at the door naked with a ribbon around his cock like last year. Or pounce her and pull her hair and drive himself crazy attacking her as he does on a frisky night. She slowly followed the path of red and pink pedals around the corner to the dining area. Taking slow steps and eyeing every corner as she came into the dining area and saw the trail leading to the dining room table. There sat a pale red vase with a long stem red rose adorned with babies breath around its towering thornless base. She smiled from ear to ear as she looked around the room. She leaned in and smelled of its aroma. "Its beautiful." She shouted as she took the
Five Minute Chocolate Cake
A very easy chocolate cake mixed up with cocoa, oil, and other ingredients. INGREDIENTS: * 1 3/4 cups all-purpose flour * 2 cups granulated sugar * 3/4 cup unsweetened cocoa * 1 1/2 teaspoons baking powder * 1 1/2 teaspoons baking soda * 1 teaspoon salt * 2 large eggs * 1 cup milk * 1/2 cup vegetable oil * 1 1/2 teaspoons vanilla * 1 cup boiling water PREPARATION: Combine dry ingredients in a large mixing bowl. Add eggs, milk, oil, and vanilla. Beat with electric mixer on medium speed for 2 minutes. Remove mixer; stir in boiling water by hand. Pour the thin batter into a greased and floured 13x9x2-inch baking pan or two greased and floured 9-inch layer cake pans or three greased and floured 8-inch layer cake pansBake at 350° for about 35 minutes for a rectangular cake or 30 to 35 minutes for layers. A wooden pick or cake tester inserted in center should come out clean. Cool for 10 minutes in pan on rack then remove from pan
Top 15 Signs You Live In The World's Dumbest Town
15. Mayor Ryan Seacrest emcees the yearly Village Idiot festival. 14. You celebrate the Fourth of July in May, when the weather is nicer. 13. Anyone can easily bypass security at City Hall by dressing like Mayor McCheese. 12. The high school valedictorian? Jessica Simpson. 11. The locals don't believe in the teaching of education in the schools. 10. Schools and offices close on the third Monday in January to commemorate "Billie Jean King Day." 9. Revitalization hopes seem to be pinned on the planned TopFive Stadium. 8. Despite protests from the community theater folks, the city council recently banned thespian weddings. 7. The town's pride and joy: the world's only aquatic sports center/waste treatment plant. 6. Standardized tests suggest that the entire population does disgusting things with pencils. 5. Half the citizens are still preparing for Y2K, "just in case." 4. Despite 857 deaths in the past decade, St. Patrick's Day is still celebrated by leavi
My Wedding Song
So yeah im not getting married yet...But i found my wedding song i want to use..SOO pretty!! Nick Lachey - This I Swear More music video codes at Get Music Video Codes
Assholes Ha Very Funny
Spaceballs Clip - Beaming Error
Turner Brown The Redneck
A little guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says, "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 lb. left testicle, 3 lb. right testicle, Turner Brown." The small guy faints dead away and falls to the floor. This big dude kneels down & brings him to, slapping his face and shaking him, "What's wrong with you?" In a very weak voice, the little guy says, "Excuse me, but what EXACTLY did you say to me?" The big dude says, "I saw the curious look on your face and figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. I'm 7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 lb. left testicle, 3 lb. right testicle, and my name is Turner Brown." The small guy says, "Thank God! I thought you said Turn Around."
Comb The Desert Scene Hahah.
Valentine's Day Surprise By Victoria_2001_02769
Valentine's Day Surprise by Victoria_2001_02769 © February 14, Valentine's Day. It had always been a very special day for Mike and Desiree. As Des walked out to her car... she hoped tonight was going to prove no exception. It had begun snowing as she walked from the office to her car... a 2002 Subaru, which had been a present from her parents when she graduated from Law School. Des was so deep in thought about the case she was working on, and the motions requesting a continuance she had sent by courier to the judge, that she hadn't heard the voice of her co-worker Natalie calling to her from the elevator. She had just taken her keys from her purse, when a hand shot out and grabbed her arm, spinning her around to face the trim woman behind her. "Damn Des," Natalie swore under her breath. "Where were you just now? I've been calling to you since you left the office." "Walk with me the rest of the way to my car, Nat. I'll explain as we walk." The trim five foot, five inc
A Gangster's Prayer
people dont understand that its hard for a gangster to change his ways. people dont understand that they do want to change cuz they dont want to live that life anymore but there homeboy's make it even harder for them.
Life In General
It's been almost 4 years in the same relationship. It's been rocky as all fucking hell but we've managed to get through it. Trying again though. But being informed that 'you should not think we are together' really put a fucking kink in my day. Being told he wants to meet someone he's known for two years, and knowing there are mutual feelings between them, that are more than just 'friends' .. well that just kinda sets me off. Yes, I trust him but I cannot have that. Tell me I'm fucking wrong, I don't care. I'm not being controlling. I don't fucking know anymore. Frankly I don't give a flying fuck. I'm so FUCKING MAD!!
Babies , Little Johnny Joke
Little Johnny came running into the house and asked, "Mommy, can little girls have babies?" "No," said his Mom, "of course not." Little Johnny then ran back outside and his Mom heard him yell to his friends, "It's okay, we can play that game again!"
Bad Day By: Daniel Pawter
Where is the moment we needed the most You kick up the leaves and the magic is lost They tell me your blue skies fade to gray They tell me your passion's gone away And I don't need no carryin' on You stand in the line just to hit a new low You're faking a smile with the coffee you go You tell me your life's been way off line You're falling to pieces every time And I don't need no carryin' on Because you had a bad day You're taking one down You sing a sad song just to turn it around You say you don't know You tell me don't lie You work at a smile and you go for a ride You had a bad day The camera don't lie You're coming back down and you really don't mind You had a bad day You had a bad day Will you need a blue sky holiday? The point is they laugh at what you say And I don't need no carryin' on You had a bad day You're taking one down You sing a sad song just to turn it around You say you don't know You tell me don't lie You work at a smile and you g
Issues With This Store! Please Read!
This is about a store in Lacey, if anyone lives in this area, please be aware of how crooked these people are. The store's name is: Aaron's Sales & Lease Ownership for Less (yeah right!) My girlfriend and I have both been screwed by these people so many times. I have leased to own 2 computers and a wrap around couch at this particular store in Lacey. I know all you that have leased to own items have probably been through the same as I have. There are employees there that have called us several times in one day to "remind" us of paying our bill...and not just from ONE employee, several in one day. Also when in the store you can hear the employees goofing around and cursing back and forth to each other...Wow! So professional!!! Once we even heard the store manager chewing a new A** out of one of his employees..and out in the open near the front desk. I also have a new updated computer from them..that has XP Media Center on's a Dell Dimension 5100 (and for those out ther
Igor (marty Feldman) Annoys The Horses.
Little Johnny , God Is Watching
Children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, "take only one, God is watching." Moving through the line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. Little Johnny wrote a note, "take all you want, God is watching the apples."
hey how is everyone tonight? I am okay. Kind of a boring day today, I didnt get to go to the Wildlife Center and Help out, but hopefully I can go tomorrow. Other than that just spent the day running errands and getting little things done around the house. Hope to talk soon!
Little Johnny , Just Beautiful
One day, during a lesson on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands for who could use the word "beautiful" in the same sentence twice. First, she called on little Suzy, who responded with, "My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it." "Very good, Suzy," replied the teacher. She then called on little Michael. "My mommy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out beautifully," he said. "Excellent, Michael!" Then, the teacher called on little Johnny. "Last night, at the dinner table, my sister told my father that she was pregnant, and he said, 'Beautiful, fucking beautiful!'"
The Spanish Inquisition.
Valentine's Day Surprise
Valentine's Day Surprise by Gothkitten © 8:00 o’clock. They had an hour to get to the party. Alex stood in front of the full-length mirror checking her outfit one last time. She couldn’t repress the smile that curved her full lips. She had to admit, she did look awfully like Michelle Pfeiffer as Cat Woman. The black latex body suit clung to every curve of her 5’5” frame as if it were painted on, it sure felt like it was. Her bright green eyes looked rather exotic behind the cat’s eyes mask, and her long blond ponytail pulled through the top of the hood, complete with cat’s ears. With the five inch black stiletto heels she wore to complete the look, she stood 6 foot tall. She turned as Tyler came into the room. He looked delicious as George Clooney’s Batman. For a few moments, she debated skipping the party and just staying home and acting out a steamy love scene. But she knew he really wanted to go, and after all, it was Valentines Day. The party promised to be pretty fun, wit
Very Dirty Song
Ok so this song is pretty dirty So if you have kids around don't listen... I don't even like rap music but this song stuck to me.
Things I Want.
I'm often reminded of the things I want. My profile has 303 views. The number 303 is kinda cool, its the caliber of the British Short Magazine Lee Enfield rifles. I'd like to own an SMLE. 10 rounds of a big mean bullet, advertised as one of the smoothest actions of any bolt action rifle of its period. It isn't based on the Mauser, like so many other rifles. The beefy barrel and super long sword like bayonet. I have never actually held one but they seem pretty nifty. So if any one wants to purchase one for me it would be cool. But prefferably not of the P14 series, I've heard bad things about those.
Roman Red
Mel Brooks Moses
Valentine's Day Meeting
Valentine's Day Meeting by VixenLaFlamme © I was stranded! And I couldn't believe my luck. The entire morning had been rush rush rush...and here I stand beside a man who had already rubbed me the wrong way on several occasions, yet he was still practically a stranger. Yes, I had seen him at other meetings throughout the past few months, and with each encounter I came away feeling that I would dearly love to get him alone one day and tell him exactly what I thought of him. Well, needless to say that old proverb of "Be careful what you wish for" popped into my mind, for here I stood with the most arrogant...and the most good looking man I had ever had the misfortune to run across. Why did this have to happen on Valentine's Day...of all days! It had been raining as I parked my car and ran into the fifteen-story building. The meeting was to start promptly at nine-o'clock. I nearly dropped my briefcase and my whole week of preparations to present. I panicked as I grabbed it and dash
Vocabulary Test For The Dirty Minded
1. What is a four-letter word that ends in 'k' and means the same as intercourse? 2. What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has only two of? 3. What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long, has a head on it, and that women love so much that they often blow it? 4. What word starts with 'f ' and ends with 'u-c-k'? 5. Name five words that are each four letters long, end in ' u-n-t ' and one of which is a word for a woman? 6. What does a dog do that you can step into? 7. What four-letter word begins with 'f' and ends with' k', and if you can't get one you can use your hands? 8. What is hard, six inches long, has two nuts, and can make a girl fat? 9. What four-letter word ends in 'it ' and is found on the bottom of birdcages? 10. What is it that all men have one of; it's longer on some men than on others; the Pope doesn't use his; and a man gives it to his wife after they're married? Answers: 1. talk 2. legs
Valentine's Day Fuck
Valentine's Day Fuck by beccaexposed © Every Valentine’s Day feels like a rerun of the year before. The same not-so-original gifts are given, the nice dinner is always eaten, and sex is always had… not that I’m complaining. I just wanted to give him something different and unexpected this year. Something that I knew he’d love and never forget. He’s usually the one who plans the evening, but this time I made the reservations at a hotel restaurant and booked a room for us upstairs. I bought him one of the usual Valentine’s Day gifts – a pair of black silk boxers with red hearts on them and an Italian watch he’d been eyeing for the past three months. Aside from me doing all the planning, everything was going as usual. I was wearing a backless shin-length red dress with spaghetti straps resting on my shoulders. It was made from a glittery fabric that sparkled a little when the light hit it. Underneath I wore nothing. I pulled out the suit I wanted him to wear that night – includin
Check Out The Hazel Eyes
Thanks for all the love on the Blast! There is a slide of me in the profile! My favorite picture is there!
Sexiest Male Face Contest Rules
Sexiest Male Face Contest Rules Ok so my contest is full. I wont be taking any more people. I'm just going to go over the rules so everyone is clear. 1. I will not vote for anyone in the contest. 2. No sticky bulletins are allowed. 3. You CAN vote For Yourself. 4. This Will Be Open From Nov.5-Nov.10th 5. This goes by # Of ratings NOT comments or rating %. I didn't choose to go by % because some people can just be mean and give someone a low rating so their friend can win. 6. You ARE allowed to send shoutouts to people. If thats how you promote so be it. Anyone found cheating will be automatically taken out. MY PRIZE IS GOING TO BE 10,000 CHERRY BUCKS SPENT ON WHATEVER THE WINNER WANTS AND A GRAPHIC PICTURE SAYING "WINNER OF SEXIEST MALE FACE CONTEST" Anyways, Good Luck Everyone And Have A Blast!!! :)
Sexxy Ladies Where Yall At???
Wats Good??? Im New To This CherryTap Thing... And Im Just Wondering Where All The Sexxy Women At??? My Name Is Gee N Im From Ny..So All The Sexxy Women In This Site Come Holla....I'll Be Waiting For All The Sexxy Ladies...Muahzzz
Valentine's Day For Lilla
Valentine's Day for Lilla by Orca © Lilla and I had been friends for the past three years. We had met at the apartment pool and teased each other with humor. From there we had built a great friendship. Whenever both of us weren't dating someone we would go out with each other. Frankly I had more fun with Lilla than with any of my dates. The pressure wasn't there like it was with the dates. There wasn't the constant judgment that goes on with dating. Instead there was fun, great conversation and genuine friendship. This was a great relationship, just not a romantic or physical one. One night we were watching a movie together at my apartment. This was a typical John Wayne western. Lilla even likes the same types of movies I enjoy. We had been talking about the silly people we meet on a daily basis and how they would fit into movies, when I looked over at her and it struck me hard. I Love this woman. Isn't that interesting, I Love this woman. Of course I didn't say anything
Who Would Say No To Him?
Which celebrity are you most likely to have sex with? Your Result: Tommy Lee Apparantly you want a straight up p--- star and you don't care where he's been. You want that bad boy with the piercings and tattoos and you don't care that he's a walking vat of STDs.The Rock Pamela Anderson Gwen Stefani Keira Knightley Matthew McConaughey Nick Lachey Jennifer Anniston
Val's Poolside Job
Val's Poolside Job by jacksgirl © So, my friends and I are at our regular Tuesday lunch date at the country club. We don't actually DO anything much except I get my nails and hair done that morning; and then we meet and share a bottle, or maybe two, of zinfandel and gossip and try to find the meaning of it all. All of What we're never quite sure of, but we chitchat about who's not, you know, acceptable in Our social circles. And if you really want to know, we gossip about those IN our circle as well. Only when they're not present. The girls never fail to get around to complaining about our husbands. Well, you know, you can't complain about strangers all the time; sooner or later it comes down to the person you're stuck with. Or stuck with until we can find a good reason or opportunity to, you know, not be stuck with him. Now, the difference here is my friends never cease to tell me how their husbands never listen to them. I, personally, don't have that problem. Dick list
Vacationing Alone
Vacationing Alone by MarciaR © It was three o'clock in the afternoon. Jill lay out near the sea-oats, behind the hotel, sunbathing. People constantly passed by . . . couples young and old, moms with and without their kids, kids on bicycles and roller blades and skateboards on the sidewalk twenty feet above Jill on the rampart . . . enough so that she decided not to take off her bikini top but lay down upon it instead while she sunned on her tummy. Nude beach or not (well, topless beach, anyway) she was not brave enough for that. She was drifting in and out of a doze, the sun baking her back and her legs, enjoying a breeze off the water strong enough to stir her hair when she heard a noise. Rather, she sensed she heard a noise. Lifting her head, she saw a young man with a camera drifting slowly past her about twenty feet away. Her stomach immediately tightened. Keeping her chest planted firmly against the sand, Jill raised up on one elbow, shaded her eyes and called, "You're
Vacation by Bubba402001 © As they rambled about the estate enjoying the afternoon sun. She thought to herself how did I ever get myself into this. She thinks back to when they met that first night not so long ago. She had spent the last of her savings to take the vacation of her dreams. She was about to have to return to her life back in the home town she hated so much. Anyway she had seen him around the pool lounging in his chair by the water. He was nicely tanned about 6' 3" tall with slightly graying hair. Looked to be about45 years old. She didn't think he would pay any attention to her because she wasn't the pretty little barbie type. She stood only 5' 5" tall and weighed 195lbs. She had never really thought about older men before since she is only 29years old. She started to get up to get a drink and the bartender was walking over to her with a drink already. She looked at him in a puzzled way and said "what is this"? To which he replied, the gentleman over there by th
Chapter Two. Father's Grave.
"Tsk tsk Rain. You broke father's rule." a blood red haired man said. "Shut up Ymra. Didn't ask for a memory." Rain returned to his brother's comment. "Just cause you are older doesn't mean you can correct me." "I'm going to tell our brothers. You know they won't be happy." Ymra said turning towards town. "Just hope I can find them all. Nightmare will probably be the hardest. He never stays in one spot." "Well you're looking for a shadow. It was just once no one will really care." Rain said while sitting on the edge of a cliff. "You killed a man that you could be paid to kill. And doomed one to death." Ymra said then started walking off. "First time I've killed a man in twenty years." Rain yelled. "No big deal." His brother continued walking. Rain jumped off the cliff and fell to the ground below. He hit the ground and it collapsed under him, shattering out and he was off to a dead sprint toward the next town. His mind was running faster than he was.
I Attract........
What type of person do you attract? Your Result: You attract artsy people! Those free spirited artists with great imaginations find you interesting. They are usually interesting themselves, so its not a bad thing, but they CAN be a bit wifty and choose odd goals. If you like life to always be a bit 'different' from the norm, but not too extreme in any one direction, these are the people for you. If you seek logical decision making skills and good money management, you may want to change something in the way you appear. Artsy people are fun for adventure and exploring, so, have fun! (smoking weed helps too)You attract unstable people! You attract geeks! You attract Yuppies! You attract models! You attract rednecks! What type of person do you attract?
for those of you who serve...getting your next duty orders can be exciting..i just got mine...going to EUCOM in Germany...woohoo....can't wait...anyone have any thoughts..drop me a line...have a great day!!!
Used Cars
Used Cars by parts guy © I am a woman with convictions. I don't believe in equal rights for women, I believe woman are dominant and superior. It is perhaps this opinionated outlook that has got me in so much trouble. I am the type of person who feels I, or any woman can do anything a male can do as well, if not better. I will now relate to you how this thinking has backfired on me. It started the summer I graduated from college, and I decided to take the big step and buy a new car. Everything was overwhelming, and the smart ass salesman wasn't helping any. His first mistake was calling me "little lady", then patronized me by steering me towards the "cute" cars. In ten minutes, he had broken every rule in my mind, and I left. After several dealership nightmares, I talked to some of my friends, who also had the same bad experiences. By the end of summer, I was working as a car sales consultant in a male dominated market. I still had to take shit from them, but I was slowly wor
Guys Rules
GUY’S RULES We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are "the rules" from the male side. Please note - These are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! 1. Men are NOT, and never will be, mind readers. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl now. If it's up, put it down. When is the last time you heard us complain about you leaving it down? 1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Like the famous poet, John Lennon once said, "Let It Be". 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. 1. Crying IS blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to us with a problem ONLY if you want help solving it, because that's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. 1. A headac
Yet Again I Post Another Blog
im tired of campaign commercials..and i am tired of people posting bullentins asking for people to vote for their photos..listen up yea morons..if your photos are in a private folder..and your post goes to everyone on your family/friends/fans list...don't you think it would be appropriate to make sure that all your photos are accessible? ugh...people just don't get a's
Living Dead Girl
I tell you guys today I was a zombie at work...getting off at 4 in the morning and go back in at 12 sucks major ass let me tell u! and it was just one asshole right after another today...this guy almost got sandwiches thrown at him! I absolutely hate rude people especially ones that act they are better than me especially when they are the ones paying with food stamps and dont have a job! Im not saying that people with foodies are lower than me...cause hell everybody gets foodies these days including me but, when they act like their shit dont stink and that they are better than me thats when I get pissed off....and Im not saying that people who dont have a job are lower than me either....I know that some people cant hold a job and I know they need the help...but, the ones that all they want to do is sit on their ass and not help themselves need a good swift kick in the ass! I have seizures but, I still have to, why can't perfectly health people get off their ass! Im sorry if I
I jump in the mosh pit, but I'm alone Between 4 trees I get it on My brain is hemorrhaging, it's them or me It ain't easy knocking over a tree (I pass out) I wake up the room is padded It would appear I've had it But hold up Close rip, wrap them around my neck And choke myself to death, no breath Now I'm out, I'm strapped down Wait, I can still move my head around I got about 4 inches between the back of my head And the metal gurney bed BOOM! Slamming it, retractions BOOM! I feel the back of my skull is cracking BOOM! A broken bone is piercing my brain And oh, I just hammered it in...
Saturday Night's Lonely Thoughts
It's a black night because sullen clouds are considering weeping. The trees are casting off their leaves as they prepare to slumber through the cold, giving the earth a blanket to help it survive the coming snows. Unfortunately we've been out industriously raking all day and the naked shivering dirt looks like a before picture in a Rogaine commercial. Inside my room here, it is bright with artificial light that does nothing to warm a heart. One of the realizations about divorce is loneliness. There is no one. It is the grey bleak days of the soul like this one that really underscore why I tried so hard to "fix" a broken marriage. It's not the rush of lust released I miss. Without caring, that seems like masturbating into someone's body, an unpleasant ungraceful thought that keeps me from seeking barroom fantasy companionships. Reality is lonely, but clean and honest and let's me keep my self-respect. But my arms ache to hold and protect someone. To feel a heartbeat echoing
Moveing On.
to all my friends iam up and moveing fro mthis god awful state leaveing my lc acount open.. so when i get where iam going i can check in. short stuff.
Deer Tracks
Two lawyers were out hunting when they came upon a pair of tracks. They stopped and examined the tracks closely. The first lawyer announced, "Those are deer tracks. It's deer season, so we should follow the tracks and find our prey." The second lawyer responded, "Those are clearly elk tracks, and elk are out of season. If we follow your advice, we'll waste the day." Each attorney believed himself to be the superior woodsmen, and they both bitterly stuck to their guns. They were still arguing when the train hit them.
Discrepancies Within The Bible
as found on: Discrepancies Within The Bible Any time someone points to the Christian Bible to justify their moral standards (or, more often, their bigotry) their opposition will usually shrug them off by pointing out the various logical inconsistencies and logistical improbabilities contained in the text of the Bible. How likely is it, they argue, that the Earth was really created in seven days? Or, if God only created two original people -- Adam and Eve -- and left it up to them and their descendents to populate the Earth, doesn’t that mean that God created people to commit incest? Is incest then a "Bible value"? So why pick on homosexuals? And so on. Because the Bible was constructed by different authors over at least 3500 years, it is rife with discrepancies of both logic and detail. Not only are there things within it that don't make sense from modern scientific and materialist perspectives, but there are also disc
Ask a Marine what's so special about the Marines and the answer would be "esprit de corps", an unhelpful French phrase that means exactly what it looks like - the spirit of the Corps, but what is that spirit, and where does it come from? The Marine Corps is the only branch of the U.S. Armed Forces that recruits people specifically to Fight. The Army emphasizes personal development (an Army of One), the Navy promises fun (let the journey begin), the Air Force offers security (its a great way of life). Missing from all the advertisements is the hard fact that a soldier's lot is to suffer and perhaps to die for his people, and take lives at the risk of his/her own. Even the thematic music of the services reflects this evasion. The Army's Caisson Song describes a pleasant country outing. Over hill and dale, lacking only a picnic basket. Anchors Aweigh, the Navy's celebration of the joys of sailing, could have been penned by Jimmy Buffet. The Air Force song is a lyric poem of blue ski
Human Existence Simplified
Just a list of Q & A's for those of you with questions about life... q. Why am I here? a. Because I haven't gotten around to putting you out of your misery yet...take a number. q. What is my purpose here? a. To serve me, now get back to work you slacker! I'm not paying you to think! q. What is the meaning of life? a. Weren't you listening? Get back to work! q. Hmrmr mrrumph pfffft hrrmpt mrrrrrrrrrmu ....? a. There! I finally got around to you! -Robert
"Fire" I break the melted popsicle sticks and start the show Push me in the fire, as you punish my soul I thought it was funny when the hungry would break Blew off every miracle I saw as a fake Show me something positive, I'll show you its flaw Try to preach your ministry, I'll shatter your jaw Try bringing the heat, I feel the heat on my face Don't you start me off with a taste of the ogre's... Fire, baby!
A Ticket
A man was speeding down the highway, feeling secure in a gaggle of cars all traveling at the same speed. However, as they passed a speed trap, he got nailed with an infrared speed detector and was pulled over. The officer handed him the citation, received his signature and was about to walk away when the man asked, "Officer, I know I was speeding, but I don't think it's fair - there were plenty of other cars around me who were going just as fast, so why did *I* get the ticket?" "Ever go fishing?" the policeman suddenly asked the man. "Ummm, yeah..." the startled man replied. The officer grinned and added, "Ever catch *all* the fish?"
Used Car
Used Car by pamper1 © One day while I'm out driving around looking for used cars I spot a white Chevelle with dark tinted windows. Being a classic car I decide to go take a closer look. As I walk up to the car the first thing I notice is the red interior. Looks to be in good shape as I scan the front seats. Bench seating in good condition. I walk around the car to get a better look at the back seats and as I walk around to the rear of the car I notice movement inside. I take a closer look and cupping my hands over the glass and looking in between my hands I see the image of a sexy blonde woman spread out across the bench seat. She looks to be about 28 with blonde hair, a face so beautiful it makes you want to kiss it all day long, dressed in a type of lingerie set consisting of a red top with a black see-thru border and matching bottom. The bottoms are off but she is holding them in such a way that it barely covers her treasure as she sits with her legs parted bent at the
Rabbit Hole
i'm falling faster then you my hands grasping for empty air..just hoping someone will reach out and grab me before i hit bottom... but as the end rises up to meet me i realize with it will come such peace such reassurance such hope is restored maybe the hitting bottom will be good.... but as i fall...and hit the sides...bleeding and bruised beyond recognition i realize maybe the bottom never comes... that this life is just a a free fall... we never truly grasp anyone..or anything...we reach and reach..and the moment we think we can hold on they release us... maybe thats the lesson of life.... to fall down the rabbit hole of life...knowing it kills you in the end...
Incredibly Bored
ok like anyone really cares but im so freakin bored. i'm at work, should have been off by now but NOOOO holiday seasons starting so we gotta stay open an extra hour... for what??? we havent had a customer in over an hour... i say BULLSH*T! they didnt even advertise that we would be extending the hours so no one even knows.... gonna go rip my hair out or play in traffic which ever comes first... have fun on this incredibly boring Saturday night
In Time...
have you ever been in so much pain that no tears will pour out? no screams will come forth? all you can do is lay there in all your body twisting heart wrenching pain and moan the moan of someone dieing? knowing nothing will take it away. nothing ever will. you are what you create yourself to be. in the end it doesnt matter what job you had. how much money you made. or whether or not you were a size 3. in the end you'll think back to all the things you wish you had done differantly. you'll realize who really matters to you in those moments becuase they will be all you think about. i hope to cause you that much pain. and i hope i'm the one on your mind while you lay there dieing. while your face contorts with such twisted pain and unimaginable spasms. i will sit back and smile. for this is what you have done to my soul. may god have mercy on you...for i wont
What Each Sign Is Like In Bed
AQUARIUS Jan 21 - Feb 19 Ruling Planet: URANUS. The God of unexpected sexual twists and turns Aquarians make much better friends than lovers, but when a typical Aquarian gets some bang-bang, it's more an intellectual experience than an emotional one. Looks aren't important to Aquarians in a relationship, it's the mind and spirit of a lover that turns Aquarius on.They are very entertaining in bed and are probably the most inventive of all the signs.Mental stimulation is more important to them than physical, which means that pornography gets them hot! Aquarians are impatient and like sex to be fast and satisfying. They are very particular about hygiene and contraception and sleeping around holds little interest for them. FAVE POSITION Mutual masturbation. BEST SEX TOY A Dildo. Whether gay, straight, male or female, Aquarians will have some fun with this. AQUARIUS MALE IN BED He has amazing staying power in the sack. He can keep at it and control himself for as long as
First Blog Entry W/ New Pro...
First Blog, lol
Gunpowder, Treason
As tomorrow is the 5th of November, I find this quite fun. For any Catholics out there, I'm sorry. I had to put the last verse in, as it is indeed part of the poem. Remember, remember the fifth of November, Gunpowder Treason and Plot, I see no reason why gunpowder treason should ever be forgot. Guy Fawkes, Guy Fawkes,'twas his intent to blow up the King and the Parliament. Three score barrels of powder below, Poor old England to overthrow: By God's providence he was catch'd With a dark lantern and burning match. Holloa boys, holloa boys, make the bells ring. Holloa boys, holloa boys, God save the King! Hip hip hoorah! A penny loaf to feed the Pope. A farthing o' cheese to choke him. A pint of beer to rinse it down. A faggot of sticks to burn him. Burn him in a tub of tar. Burn him like a blazing star. Burn his body from his head. Then we'll say ol' Pope is dead. Hip hip hoorah! Hip hip hoorah!
My College Web Site
Bdsm (bondage, Discipline, Sadism, Masochism)
BDSM (Bondage, Discipline, Sadism, Masochism) is a "kink" that involves the mutual exchange of power between consenting adults. There is a whole subculture of people into one or more of the many facets of BDSM, quite possibly even someone you know. Because of all of the misconceptions most people have about BDSM including the notion that it is sick, sinful or dangerous most of us who enjoy it keep it to ourselves. While it can be abused like anything else, the vast majority of us believe in keeping our play safe, sane and consensual. We do not risk our well-being, we remain level-headed and ultimately we don't force anyone to do anything against their will. BDSM is only sick or dangerous when it is practiced in a manner that is not safe, sane and consensual. In its purest form, BDSM is not about sex, it is about power. Certainly a sexual component may be brought into play if both parties consent, but it goes much deeper than that. I find an emotional and spiritual component to BDS
Hey Everyone Please Read
Hey friends and family just writeing to say thnxs for the love and comments im sorry i dont respond all the time or blow up ur pages. I have alot going on right now im very buisy please leave me comments i promise to respond and let u know whats going i value the friends i do have on here and would hate to loose any of u so please keep in touch thnxs. Jered
Where do I find those morphs that changes from orginal picture to animal or other picture, I try to make this my first attempt to do it and see if I can try a different picture and drop by my page and let me know where to find it and thanks!!! ;-)
You Will Never Know
Once upon a time, I didnt feel any pain, Once upon a time, I never cryed in the rain.... I also used to love you, and a lot of other things, I used to listen to the world, and take what they would bring... Poison soon set in on life, and rained once more on my parade, Thats when i ave up on life, and started to decay... Crawling deep in a hole, never to be found, weeping with my knuckles in my fist, so no one hears a sound... Just when i tought i was dieing, you found me in the dark, Just when i was sick of crying, you covered every mark... I pleaded to you and you listened, You acted like you gave a shit, you took every single time, when i chose to pitch a fit... you took away my sorrows, and you lifted away my fears, you kept me for so long, just wasting by the years... i loved that you were friend, my best friend is what you were, now im having these new feelings, something else is starting to occur... maybe its more than friends, may
Arms Together
you on my arm walking down the street greeting all who pass by so proud of you my dear wanting you to show off the beauty you have making all so jealous of being on my arm dancing across the floor arm in arm holding you tight feeling the warmth of your body twirling you around taking you in my arms arms together so in love
Quotes Of The Day For 11/4 - Fathers And Fatherhood
"It doesn't matter who my father was; it matters who I remember he was." Anne Sexton "The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother." Theodore Hesburgh "To become a father is not difficult, but to be a father is." Unknown
Vote Vote Vote
Hey peoples Tazzy is in a contest to be the Cherry Tap Queen... we all know that the crown should be hers.. so lets get her the votes she needs to win this thing... Contest goes by comments and you can leave as many as you want... lets leave her a few comments and help her win that crown!!!
I Likemale Strippers
Fully Clothed Females with Nude Men Well this is very interesting, I went to the wrong strip clubs & parties when I was younger apparently. In the USA these private parties are setup for women, with strippers and lots of booze. I went to a few strip clubs and while you weren’t really allowed to touch their cocks, the strippers were allowed to tempt you, hell they even stired my drink with their cock. Of course I never drank it after that, who knows where that thing had been LOL. I do remember going to a bachelorette party when I was 19, was a good friend of mine, so I figured I would bring my mom along since she didn’t get out much..Oh hell that was not a good idea, my mother doesn’t drink, she had 2 drinks that night and it was all over ..when the strippers came out and started to do the lap dance to my mom, she grabbed his bare ass with both of her hands and wouldn’t let go..LOL ok its funny now but at the time, I was so embarassed I wanted to hide. I remember scolding my mother(yep
Wake Up-coheed & Cambria
I was talking to my boyfriend the other night, and he said this song reminds him of me. I've listened to it a million times since, and it's a great song. "Wake Up" by Coheed & Cambria I'm going to ride this plane out of your life again. I wish that I could stay but you argue. More than this I wish you could've seen my face In backseat staring out the window. I'll do anything for you, Kill anyone for you. So leave yourself intact 'Cause I will be coming back. In a phrase to cut these lips, I love you. The morning will come In the press of every kiss With your head upon my chest Where I will annoy you With every waking breath Until you decide to wake up. I've earned through hope and faith The curves around your face That I'm the one you'll hold forever. If morning never comes for either one of us, Then this I pray to you wherever. I'll do anything for you. This story is for you. ('Cause I'd do anything you want me to... for you.) I'll do anything f
Help My Friend Out Please
add her rate her comments the works please show some cherry love D@ CherryTAP
F0r Y0unger Kids 0n Cherrytap.
hey. i know that i dont have many friends cuz everyone seems to be older so join this group. it for kids 11-16. please join and add me!
Teddy Bear
laying in bed cuddled up with my bear soft am warm under my covers thinking of you of holding you tight passion explodes from the mere thought of you holding my bear tight as i think of you in my arms so safe an secure me an my teddy bear sleep the night away
Friendship is the comfort,the inexpressible comfort of feeling safe with a person,having neither to weigh thoughts nor measure words,but pouring them all out just as they are,chaff and grain together,certain that a faithful friendly hand will take and sift them,keep what is worth keeping,and with a breath of comfort blow the rest away.~George Eliot~
Some Of My Favs Right Now
These past couple days I have found some really good songs that I love now!! So, I thought I'd share... Blue October "Hate Me" Hinder "Lips of an Angel" Toby Keith "Crash Here Tonight" I just thought I'd list a couple, but lets not forget some old favs that I've recently come to love again... Conway Twitty "The Rose" (yes, I know he didn't do it first, but his is the best version I've heard) Ben King (I think) "Stand By Me"
Just Wondering...
What sports are YOU into? I love baseball, it's always been my favorite sport. I was brought up watching the Tigers and they have remained a big part of my life. I was proud of them making it to the World Series this year. I remember going to Comerica Park with they lost over 100 games a few years ago, but the TRUE fans still cheered them on because we love our Tigers. Basketball is another love of mine. The Detroit Pistons are a fantastic team. They have a lot of talent and spunk. Screw Ben Wallace for jumping ship for more money. Not like he was poor. We'll do just fine without him, considering his replacement can actually score some points. I have watched pro-wrestling since I was 5. To this day I never miss Monday Night Raw. If I hear it's fake one more time, I'll stab myself in the head. I don't really care if it's fake or not, I enjoy it, k thanks. I like the brutality of hockey and boxing. What can I say? Football...ehh. With a team like the Detroit
Pearls Of Wisdom ... Lol
************************* Love is grand ! Divorce is a hundred grand. ************************* I am in shape. Round is a shape. ************************* Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician. *************************** Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels good. ***************** ********** Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand. *************************** Even if you are on the right track, You'll get run over if you just sit there. *************************** Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly and for the same reason. *************************** An optimist thinks this is the best possible world. A pessimist fears this is true. ************************** There will always be death and taxes; However, death doesn't get worse every year. *************************** In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday. *************************** I am
Sudden Outbursts
yelling away at no one but the day crying aloud stomping around throwing a fit standing alone can any hear my moans so sad right now cause of you so sad right now cause i am blue
What is life? Is it what we live, we are told at a young age that it is what we make of it. Well hate to say it but someone lied, I used to think that was the way it was, so i'd try to make it a good one. Guess thats why when something,or someone knocks you down it hurts,stings,and very painful. Some people may not like me or hell nobody for that matter. I was told people change some for the better others for the worst. I've tried well thought anyway I have, To stay the same. Some have said that I have not changed. I've been hurt hard in the past and it sticks with you all your life, Some say thats makes you weak others say stronger, I like to think of myself as a strong one. My life I don't know what it holds, hope it's good but nobody knows. SO if anyone out there that can look into souls,and lifes, please tell me what my future holds.
My Birthday
Last night was my 23rd birthday. I had a good time until one of the girls that came down to meet me and my best friend got REALLY drunk and was being really annoying. We about had to beat her ass. She was making herself and us look stupid. She was being all loud and obnoxious, trying to kiss on other girls boyfriends and shit. I'm NEVER going out with that bitch again. NEVER. I was SO hungover this morning it was ridiculous. I'm okay now though so I'm going to go out for a couple of hours and come home and sleep until my mom and daughter get back into town tomorrow. So yay...I'm gonna go now. Thanks for reading my rant. :)
R.i.p Brandy
This blog entry is for more myself than anyone else. Yesterday my dog Ive had since I was 7, Brandy was put to sleep. She was suffering from bone cancer but her tail never stopped wagging until the end. She was brought to the vet at 11:35 and put to eternal rest at approx 11:40-11:50. I slept on the couch by her side the night before she was put down and came home from school at 10:50 and sat by her side in the dirt outside until she was taken away from me. She was the best dog I ever couldve had. I will never forget her and I will always miss her terribly. She is with my other dog Corkey now, and I take great comfort in that, although I wish very much that they were both sitting by my side right now. Unfortunatly, life doesnt work that way. They can put men on the moon but why cant they make an animal live 20 years? I miss you so much girl, I love you and I will never forget you. We'll be together someday girl(s)Rest in Peace. R.I.P. Brandy ? ? 1996/1997- November 3, 2006 betwee
11-4-06 (entry1)
I just became a member n i have to admit, its FUN!
Ok Folks Its That Time Again! You Know What To Do.
Wondering thru life mindlessly abound Waiting and waiting for the perfect woman to be found Although I search and search for the heart that completes mine Ive been told not to rush cuz it takes alot of time So I become a passenger on the ship of love lost journey Going thru great tragity,dishonesty,games and lies of those who turned out to hurt me My percistance has carried my threw this world of hurt and pain I still push and push to find that love,only then does my heart gain Gains one of honest feeling smiles,laughter,body and attraction To find the matching heart for me,I would be overwelmed with great passion But still the games r played and my heart has yet to grin Only to find out that my heart yet is UNTOUCHABLE again!
Poly, Sluttiness And Other Stuff About Me...
I just want to get this out there so I can stop answering questions -- Yes, I am married but we are poly. So, yes, theoretically we could "get together". This does not mean we will. It does not mean I screw anyone who asks. It does not even mean I have a whole lot of experience. It merely means that if there is someone I have an interest in, I am able to pursue that interest assuming it is mutual. Other things you should know about me: I am submissive. I identify as a slut. It still doesn't make me easy. It's about a certain mindset. I like to call guys Daddy but this does not indicate an interest in incest. And again, it's about a certain frame of mind and type of relationship I enjoy. Speaking of, here is what I seek in a possible relationship: I am a naughty girl and like a man with a mind even more twisted than my own. Someone who can surprise me. Age/size/race truly unimportant so long as you can hold a conversation. Make me laugh and I'm putty in your hands.
Updated Profile Disclaimer
"I find it SO funny and shallow, that I'll only receive comments on my pics and profile, if my shirtless pic is the main one... How lame is that?? I'm the same person in my pics, why does me not wearing a damn shirt make such a huge difference?? The whole world is physically shallow and mentally, sexually retarded... and I dont belong."
Just Got Statrted
So Many Tears
sitting here at my desk tears just a falling down my face holding back the sighs wishing i would die knowing i created this mess sitting here watching my tears fall crying out loud baby come back but is to late for that this i know for i lost her forever so the tears fall
Hey Pplz!
im new here to cherry tap! my friend kim reccommended i come here nad here iam! im a really nice guy 2 talk with. just ask any1 of my friends, thell vouch 4 me. :P
Plz Do It Copy The Url
please pay your respects to the baBy has Been lost to my family plz sine your name so i know whos there cheers
Food For Thought
To all you ignorant fucks out there... Fair warning, the next time one of you come into my store and bitches about how the "Total Cost To Own" merchandise you are renting, or whatever you want to call it, is more than what is selling it for... I WILL CALL YOU OUT ON IT! If you have money to pay retail for it then by all means go do it because I'm sick of chasing you down for a payment, but don't dare tell me I'm charging too much because I expect you to pay more if I have spend countless hours forcing you to pay for it and then repairing everything you break before it's paid for. Listen Up: FUCK YOU. Alright, now the weekend can begin... -Robert
Please forgive me, i am going to ramble a bit. I am so frustrated that if I had hair I would be pulling it out. First off, a little background,. The reasons I am no longer with my wife is that I reached the end of a long, long rope. For years we didn't get a long well. Sure there were some reaspnable times, but we were NOT happy with each other. She has some psychological problems and I ran out of the ability to be me and identify her also. I know that may not make any sense, but it comes down to ; I couldn't even go to work without being caalled 20 times a day and if I left work not at exactly when she thought I should, she would be on the phone screaming at me, and pacing up and down the driveway until I got there. But that's not what I'm trying to get off my chest now. Her mother is in failing health. She no longer jas the strength to be by herself and because I am not a complete ogre, I have told my wife, (since i live about 20 minutes closer than she does or her brother) that if
could some one come to my page and make some noise?? to see if my sound is workking??
What I Love Most
Was It Real
The air is getting colder, nights are getting longer. This is a great time to hold her, but she won't let let me near. What does she have to fear, was she ever really here, Or did she just disapper. What is there to do now, but just sit down and wonder how, things got turned upside down. Was it something I did, or something I didn't. So I ask you was it ever really real.
Cricket Bring On The Ashes Poms!
BRING ON THE ASHES aussie aussie aussie OI OI OI!! ♥
Vigilante Heaven
A street kid in bare feet with matted hair huddles in a doorway sniffing glue. Further up the road, a young prostitute loiters on a street corner. A street dweller shuffles past her, stopping to scavenge through the rubbish. A group of fire-eaters attempts to entertain drivers waiting at traffic lights. Homeless street vendors hustle cigarettes to passers-by; an entrepreneur in a sharp tailored suit hurriedly crosses the road to avoid them. These people make up the everyday urban landscape of Latin America’s major cities. They represent the marginalized, ‘undesirable’ groups of society. In Colombia, they are clinically referred to as los desechables (the disposable ones), like an object that can be thrown away after use. In Honduras, they are known simply as los miserables. Sleeping rough in Guatemala City: Latin America’s growing underclass are targets for paramilitary ‘justice’. Photo: Martin Adler / Panos Pictures Sleeping rough in Guatemala City: Latin America's growing underc
Darkness falls deep on the inside, it has no where else to hide. This darkness is so bleak, that the sun will not peak. I feel nothing all around, is this why I can't hear a sound. So what can we do, when it sneeks up on you. The darkness that is inside.
Robots Are My Thing.
I bought some new robot flats that are amazing. So I have an obcession with robots. :* I bought stearing wheel and a mirror cover for my soon to be car. It is calling my name. I'm going to give a sexy name. I just don't know what it is yet. any ideas? ps. its a male car. haha. thats what I ride.
Sayings I Like !
¢À Save santa a trip... be naughty with me! ♣ I know you think you broke my heart, but I knew your game right form the start saw your game and played it too so laugh it all up playa the joke was on you! ♣ Let me sit on your lap & we can talk about the first thing that popz up! ♣ Never fall in love with the guy next door.. .trust me he will move! ♣ No one dies a virgin cuz life screws all of us!! ♣ I ran into my ex the other day... Put in reverse, and ran into him again! ♣ Guys are like roses watch out for the pricks! ♣ ... If I could be anything I would be your tear, so I could be born in your eye, live down your cheek and die on your lips! .. ♣ When will people understand that words can cut as sharply as any blade, and that those cuts leave scars upon our souls ♣ I'd rather bleed with cuts of love then live without any scars ♣ Suicide is just one person escaping the world
Hard for me to know how it is as I am not American, but I do know how it affects my life in Canada. First off Many Canadians also died at 911 but Canada is not under the constant possibility of more evil like this. We do not have any troops in Iraq but we have thousands in other middle east countries such as Afganistan and I wish they did not need to be there. Regardless of the politics I wish all soldiers on all sides did not need to die to prove what is what. My wish is of a future of peace and co-operation with all and a continued good relationship with the U.S.
Today idk...i'm bummed today. this guy i used to date called me the other day and we hung out. nothin' happened, i wish something did happen tho. and b4 he left he kissed me...KISSED ME!!!! it felt so damn good, i couldn't stop thinkin about that kiss. now i haven't heard from him in a few days...i'm sad.
Ummm I'm Goin To Jail!
HEATHER will go to jail for ... Carrying around a gun shaped like a penis 'What sexual activity will you go to jail for?' at
My Porn Movie
The porno of Heather's life will be called ... "Another day at the strip club" 'What will the porno of your life be called?' at
My Porn Movie
The porno of Heather's life will be called ... "Another day at the strip club" 'What will the porno of your life be called?' at
My Porn Movie
The porno of Heather's life will be called ... "Another day at the strip club" 'What will the porno of your life be called?' at
Omg - What Is This World Coming To?
I live in Austin, but closer to one of the smaller towns on the outskirts of the town. It is amazing when you hear on the news something as drastic as a carjacking, shooting, and jumping into another vehicle to leave a scene has taken on such dramatic effects -- all within 4 miles of where I live. The woman is in critical condition. Nothing ever happens in this area of town... and never in the areas that I would be frequently on a daily basis.... OMG - I sit here in a bit of shock after seeing it on the news. I know that the world isn't as safe a place as it had been in the past... I do hope that the world can take a grip on itself and make it a more peaceful world for everyone everywhere.... Hopefully, it can become a reality and won't be merely a hazy dream....
One Calvary Scout
A large group of Taliban soldiers are moving down a road when they hear a voice call from behind a sand-dune. "One Calvary Scout is better than ten taliban". The Taliban commander quickly sends 10 of his best soldiers over the dune whereupon a gun-battle breaks out and continues for a few minutes, then silence. The voice then calls out "One Calvary Scout is better than one hundred taliban". Furious, the Taliban commander sends his next best 100 troops over the dune and instantly a huge gun fight commences. After 10 minutes of battle, again silence. The voice calls out again "One Calvary Scout is better than one thousand Taliban". The enraged Taliban Commander musters one thousand fighters and sends them across the dune. Cannon, rocket and machine gun fire ring out as a huge battle is fought. Then silence. Eventually one wounded Taliban fighter crawls back over the dune and with his dying words tells his commander, "Don't send any more men, its a trap. There's actually two

In Heaven I hope that there will be A special place for Mothers... We'll see... Wake up each day, is there time to pray? Lord, help me get through one more day. Coffee made, breakfast started Already my mind and I have parted. Get them dressed and on their way Dear Lord, convince me that there is a way. Eat your lunch, take your nap. Dear Lord, around me, your arms please wrap. It's practice time, where's your hat? And don't forget your baseball bat. Dinner will be a little late. Mind yourselves, I'll be home at 8. Pick up your mess and take your bath. You really don't want to face Mom's wrath. Say your prayers. PLEASE! Go to sleep! (They don't understand that I'm dead on my feet.) Meals cooked, morning, noon and night Settling every little fight. Making it through the daily grind Trying not to lose my mind. Help each with work from two different schools Teach them about life- how not to be fools. I try each day with all my might Just to make it through 'til n
Oh Sexy
Looking at all these hot ladies is making me feel sexy and hot!!!! Stop by check out my sites Add me as a friend, or a fan!!! I was down with the flu a bit, however I am feeling pretty nice now, every now and then getting a lil sick feeling to my tummy, hopefully will all be over with soon. I did take some pics of our chicken stew we had, and I ate a lil started feeling sick again, but we have alot saved so tomorrow I eat chicken stew!! Kisses Alyse
Attempt To Commit
A lil depressed but it's not gonna affect my new talk on Suicide.... So lets talk about suicide.......mainly amongst teen's since it's the most covered group in this topic. Yes I can admit I'm a bit suicidal in the head and sometime's I pray for it to come, but I can't since I made a oath to never attempt again as you know from my previous talking's. On the other hand....many teen's don't have the willpower to make an oath like me because their depression has exceeded it's point from the "No Return" sign. Depression is a hell of a mind drug in my opinion. Sometime's we lose it, sometime's we go crazy, sometime's we cry, sometime's we get angry, but in the end it's going to lead to one of two choice's.....are you gonna live or are you gonna see what's on the other side? When I was single I was extremely depressed to the point where I couldn't care what happened anymore. And I'm not gonna get into the Joanie thing since we all know it by heart. I mean no one want's to be alo
Untitled Poem(if You Can Think Of A Good Title Let Me Know)
Sittin here with nothing to do so i thought id write you, It's more of a poem of that you can see, To let you know what you mean to me. We've become so close in so little time, You've become a very special friend of mine. We share a very special bond you see, This closeness between you and me. We've both had heartaches and pain in our life, We understand each others strife. When you need me I'll be there for you, When i need you the same is true.. written by: angel
Update On My Grandmother
I wanted to let all my friends and family know my gramma is out of the ICU burn unit and is at home. Her surgery went well, she is in alot of pain and has alot of recovering 2 do so please keep her in your prayers. Thank You To All Of U Who Cared Enough To Read!! I'm Sure U Can C I Cleaned House And Deleted Over 100 People :) So Thanks To My True Friends And Family!!! MUAH THIS IS THE OLD POST Please keep my grandmother in your prayers, thoughts, or light a candle for her I know we all believe different but I really need your help on this. My grandmother was burned very bad on Friday and had to air lifted from N.C. to Ga. she is in a burn unit and not doing very well. She has alot of medical problems that complicate things, so please do this for me as I would do it for u. Thank You MUAH
Whats Up Everyone?
hey guys, had no comp for a few days but im back as of this afternoon. tonight goin to the bar with my cousin and kjelgaard, tty tonight brian
Ominous Defeatous Pt.1
They stood alone, apart Unknown each existed within this damned realm They fought daily, killing anything in their path The world never knew what was coming Nor did these two who claimed such a place in the realm of darkness Violence was the way to live Harming, defeating, killing, masterminding Ominous they were, they are Defeating what maybe, what shall be King he is Queen to be To become as one, was it possible? Only the timesand trials of the world knew Only the elders of old knew The gods and goddesses The ones many never knew existed, but these two did Ominous Defeatous they shall reign One soul, one heart, one mind, one body Only he was to hold the key to any part of her as was she to him To see what came of this.. only those who built this vicous realm had ideas of Wish to know the rest? Come back for more another day, I shall rest.... BY: -DLoV- (ME)
Saw 3
well i just had to sa the saw 3 was just fantastic again (despite the fact there were a bunch of 15yr olds that were so gay example - they all bust out laughting when they said the word cunt in the movie LMAO) altho iu dont rateit as high up as the last two i still totally loved it!! ♥
To Realize!!!
To realize the value of a sister ask someone who doesn't have one. To realize the value of ten years: Ask a newly divorced couple. To realize the value of four years: Ask a graduate. To realize the value of one year: Ask a student who has failed a final exam. To realize the value of nine months: Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn. To realize the value of one month: Ask a mother who has given birth to a premature baby. To realize the value of one week: Ask an editor of a weekly newspaper. To realize the value of one minute: Ask a person who has missed the train, bus or plane. To realize the value of one second: Ask a person who has survived an accident. Time waits for no one Treasure every moment you have. You will treasure it even more when you can share it with someone special. To realize the value of a friend or family member: Lose One The origin of this letter is unknown, but it brings good luck to everyone who passes it on. Send
One day, when I was a freshman in high school, I saw a kid from my class was walking home from school. His name was Kyle. It looked like he was carrying all of his books. I thought to myself, "Why would anyone bring home all his books on a Friday? He must really be a nerd." I had quite a weekend planned (parties an d a football game with my friends tomorrow afternoon), so I shrugged my shoulders and went on. As I was walking, I saw a bunch of kids running toward him. They ran at him, knocking all his books out of his arms and tripping him so he landed in the dirt. His glasses went flying, and I saw them land in the grass about ten feet from him. He looked up and I saw this terrible sadness in his eyes My heart went out to him. So, I jogged over to him as he crawled around looking for his glasses, and I saw a tear in his eye. As I handed him his glasses, I said, "Those guys are jerks. " They really should get lives. " He looked at me and said, "
Viticious -victorious
Undermining the meaning of a word To strike it down like fire Catch the thought and lose it To unmine what you thought Not to combine value with honor To combine soul with death Mix a mesh of violent dominators Stop the world and look aorund Smell the blood Taste the horror Feel the death As much to smell the dakrness that took over so long ago To make one shroud to make another follow To make many believe To become the greatest victor in the universe Viticious - masochistic ominous blissful dominance Victorious - claiming your place once to defeat all, which I have Will the world seek more? will anyone see the truth? Shall they all be so blind? shall the one I cal my soulmate claim his place? To claim his place and rule with me by my side? Undo the hostile thoughts to make only more down the road. Shed as much blood as to make many suffer To become the most powerful To be most Victorious. BY: -DLoV- (ME)
Cherry Tap.....
I have really enjoyed this site...Have met some really interesting people here and made some new friends...To all of you who take the time to read my blogs thank you so much...I know I talk alot about my son but if he were your son you would do the same...He has felt nothing but pain since age 2...To love a child is a blessing and to have a child that has been ill for so long is very trying but as Jesus says he will not give us more then we can handle so I thank him each day even though I may not understand...So when you kiss your child tonight and thank the lord for lending them to you please take the time to mention a mother that is still in need of her child...Ask Jesus to please lay his hands upon my son....
* This i did not write, but someone sent it to me and it touched me, i just wanted to share it with anyone who cares to read it. THE OLIVE TREE A confused sub came before a wise Master who adored her. She felt that to submit to him would mean she would open her heart to unbearable pain should he ever leave her. She hungered for him and needed him, but was ready to walk away in panic. The gentle Master knelt her before him and started a tale of love and devotion. As she looked up at him his arms began to widen and open like a large tree stretches its branches to the sky. At that moment the Master appeared rooted to the floor and his impressive size towered above her like a giant tree. Then he began to speak... The Olive Tree I'm here for and always no matter how far time and space takes us.... Whether you walk away from me today or you stay and serve me I will not turn from you. I am as patient as time itself; I will take not from you unless you give freely and com
Love In The Wood...
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Hey Everyone
Just wanted to say thank u to everyone who left me comments on my photos and to anyone who left me any votes, Have a great night everyone :)
If Only It Were This Easy! Loved It Ty Johnny
Read this (VERY CLOSELY) It points out the idoicracy of yelling for world peace, and what WE the U.S. would have to do, to "Stay out of everyone elses business" like you hear so many harping about. lol Gotta give Robin Williams credit. He can sure GET A POINT ACROSS with a FLAIR!! lol ;oP The Plan! You gotta love Robin Williams...... Even if he's nuts! Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan. What we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message. Robin Williams' plan... (Hard to argue with this logic!) "I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for peace. So, here's one plan." 1) "The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those "good ole boys", we will never "interfere" again. 2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germa
I Made A New Profile..
Go to my page to find the link for my new profile.. If you're a Cherry friend of mine then do me a favor and add me, so that way I can give you a ten again..
Lady Boys
Okay, why do guys put pictures of women in their main profile pics??? I mean, are they trying to get other guys to look at them? Are they benders or something? Not saying I'm a homophobe. I live with a gay guy and he's superb. However, what's the point of trying to attract guys to your page unless you like it up the chuff??!!!
Do It!! Kiss Me!!!
There is at least one person on your lost cherry list that wants to kiss the hell out of you. So lets play the kissin game. The rules are simple... if you want to kiss the person who posts this, send them a message saying "I would definately kiss you"! YOU HAVE TO RE-POST THIS!! and see who replies. There is at least one person on your lost cherry that wants to kiss u so repost this as kiss or pass DO IT!
Everyday I wake up there is something missing in my soul. A part of me that has never be complete. I live a lonely life. One full of non-emotions, I just go through this life as if I am living in a dream. Is it reality or am I just existing until this part of me is found, is complete. Standing outside feeling the cool breeze of autumn brush through my hair, I can almost feel something there or someone. For a brief, so very brief moment, I feel a sense of what I am missing. But just as fast as that breeze blows in and twirls through my hair, that feelings passes, leaving me feeling more empty than I was before. What is it to be truely loved by someone? What is it to have that soulmate that so many talk about? Is that the piece of the missing I feel? Can this life really rob me from that, or was it my own doing? So many questions, and no real answers. Some pass through our lives leaving the scars of what their version of love was, some scars so deep, you can actually feel physical pain.
Just A Bedroom .............
IF YOU OPENED IT, YOU GOTTA DO IT!! BEDROOM SURVEY NO LYING!! Do you have the following in your room: Condoms: no Cell phone: no Chair/stool: yes Book shelf: no Dresser:yes Computer/laptop:yes Bean bag: nope pictures: yup Mirror: yup Skateboard: nope Bed: yes Clothes on the floor? nope Plastic Giraffe: no Surfboard: no Smoke detector: Not in here. Piano/keyboard/gutiar/bass/drums/other instrument: nope Locking door: yes Bottle of water: yes A blacklight: downstairs... Medals/ribbons: no Awards: no Sports equipment: no. CDs: yes Flag: no Stop sign/any sign: nope Caution tape: nope Paintball gun: no Real Gun: no Candle: yes Books: no Nintendo: nin 64. Game Cube: no Xbox: no Stereo: yes. Television: yea Lighter: no Gum: yes how many windows do you have in ur room? 3! light is good. What is the color of your wall? cream Hardwood floor, tile, or carpet? hard wood. Do you get ready for the day in your room or the bathroom? both What c
The Plan!
Robin Williams, wearing a shirt that says "I love New York" in Arabic. You gotta love Robin Williams......Even if he's nuts! Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan. What we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message. Robin Williams' plan...(Hard to argue with this logic!) "I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for peace. So, here's one plan." 1) "The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those "good 'ole' boys", we will never "interfere" again. 2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany, South Korea, the Middle East, and the Philippines. They don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one allowed sneaking through holes in the fence. 3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs t
Upon the solitary gallows I'll make my stand This last act of defiance with a noose in my hand There'll be no tears Gone is the passion, honesty and hope I'll chase away the lies with the snap of a rope Call it what you will Call it a fool's blunder I only know one thing in this moment, I shall.... Surrender She thinks I don't know But I saw her with my eyes On this day, I came home early and betrayal was my surprise I let the flowers fall from my hand they hit the floor He pounds her again and again and she keeps screaming for more I can still hear them The lust burning in my ears I've never tasted her fire never in 15 years Her explosion is coming as he drives her passionate thunder her body soaked in desire the only choice is..... Surrender I guess they'll find me later I'm sure they'll cut me down pour me in a 6 foot hole and go back for another round You could say I had options for there are a thousands parts
Friendship Counts..... One day, when I was a freshman in high school, I saw a kid from my class was walking home from school. His name was Kyle. It looked like he was carrying all of his books. I thought to myself, "Why would anyone bring home all his books on a Friday? He must really be a nerd." I had quite a weekend planned(parties and a football game with my friends tomorrow afternoon), so I shrugged my shoulders and went on. As I was walking, I saw a bunch of kids running toward him. They ran at him, knocking all his books out of his arms and tripping him so he landed in the dirt. His glasses went flying, and I saw them land in the grass about ten feet from him. He looked up and I saw this terrible sadness in his eyes My heart went out to him. So, I jogged over to him as he crawled around looking for his glasses, and I saw a tear in his eye. As I handed him his glasses, I said, "Those guys are jerks. " They really should get lives.
A Friend Is More Than Just A Friend Sometimes.
Friendship Counts..... One day, when I was a freshman in high school, I saw a kid from my class was walking home from school. His name was Kyle. It looked like he was carrying all of his books. I thought to myself, "Why would anyone bring home all his books on a Friday? He must really be a nerd." I had quite a weekend planned(parties and a football game with my friends tomorrow afternoon), so I shrugged my shoulders and went on. As I was walking, I saw a bunch of kids running toward him. They ran at him, knocking all his books out of his arms and tripping him so he landed in the dirt. His glasses went flying, and I saw them land in the grass about ten feet from him. He looked up and I saw this terrible sadness in his eyes My heart went out to him. So, I jogged over to him as he crawled around looking for his glasses, and I saw a tear in his eye. As I handed him his glasses, I said, "Those guys are jerks. " They really should get lives.
For Rent
On my blog..."For Sale"....maybe I would have worded it better to say "FOR RENT"......Debbie said it is only for a short while (well long enough too....) but then she wants me back. So I guess I was a little off in my choice of words.....but I think that you get the drift. Oterwise it is Saturday afternoon.....only had two shoots today.....Radio controlled airplanes in Merigold.....and politics in Rosedale. Now it is time to sit back...have a few beverages and enjoy life. I have left the sales part of the newspaper....going back to shooting for myself the first part of the week and then doing newspaper shoots the end of the week. So if you know anyone who needs photography done...put them in touch with me, I need the work. Hoping to get more work around Delta State..the last event that I shot there was a lot of fun.....maybe there will be others. I posted this on my "myspace account"...thought I should also start posting every thing here too. I have been looking at my fri
Friendship Counts..... One day, when I was a freshman in high school, I saw a kid from my class was walking home from school. His name was Kyle. It looked like he was carrying all of his books. I thought to myself, "Why would anyone bring home all his books on a Friday? He must really be a nerd." I had quite a weekend planned(parties and a football game with my friends tomorrow afternoon), so I shrugged my shoulders and went on. As I was walking, I saw a bunch of kids running toward him. They ran at him, knocking all his books out of his arms and tripping him so he landed in the dirt. His glasses went flying, and I saw them land in the grass about ten feet from him. He looked up and I saw this terrible sadness in his eyes My heart went out to him. So, I jogged over to him as he crawled around looking for his glasses, and I saw a tear in his eye. As I handed him his glasses, I said, "Those guys are jerks. " They really should get lives.
Finish The Sentence
1. I've come to realize that my last ex... 2. I am listening to... 3. I talk... 4. I love... 5. My best friend(s).... 6. My first real kiss.... 7. I lost my virginity... 8. I hate it when people.... 9. Love is... 10. Marriage is.... 11. Somewhere, someone is... 12. I'll always... 13. I have a secret crush on.. 14. The last time I cried was because… 15. My cell phone.... 16. When I wake up in the morning... 17. Before I go to sleep at night..... 18. Right now I am thinking about... 19. Babies are... 20. I get on myspace.... 21. Today I.. 22. Tonight I will.... 23. Tomorrow I will.... 24. I really want... 25. The person who most likely to repost this?
Yeah! One Class Down
Woohoo I just finished up the computer class. I made a 102 in the class.... gotta love bonus and extra credit! Now I just have the other 4 classes to finish up on. I am ready for winter break! I still haven't decided on whether I am headed to UT or not. It's a lot of money. Who wants to go out for drinks tonight? FyreTygress and myself are going to go play pool and I am gonna have something alcoholic to drink! HAHAHA Okay I am rambling! Stac
Worlds Population
If we could reduce the worlds population to a village of precisely 100 people, with all existing human ratios remaining the same, the demographics would look something like this: 60 Asians 12 Europeans 5 US Americans and Canadians 8 Latin Americans 14 Africans 49 would be female 51 would be male 82 would be non-white 18 white 89 heterosexual 11 homosexual 33 would be Christian 67 would be non-Christian 5 would control 32% of the entire world?s wealth, and all of them would be US citizens 80 would live in substandard housing 24 would not have any electricity (And of the 76% that do have electricity, most would only use it for light at night.) 67 would be unable to read 1 (only one) would have a college education. 50 would be malnourished and 1 dying of starvation 33 would be without access to a safe water supply 1 would have HIV 1 near death 2 would be near birth 7 people would have access to the Int
Just That.. I Am...
I seek. I hunt. I destroy you completely. I lurk. I watch. I see right through you. Feel my cold touch. Feel me take your last breath away. Feel me end all you ever thought you would have. I seek you out. I hunt you down. I destroy you, kill you silently. The lost wander. They never seem to understand. The willing try. They die for it. I am not your friend. I am your worst enemy. I am not like you. I am not anything you would to be around. Stop trying to figure me out. You will just die before you even make it there. Lost? Betrayed? Then stop now why your still breathing. I feel no love. I feel no pain. I feel nothing. I am completely numb. I like it. Nothing will break me. Nothing will take me down. Still haven't, keep trying, but you will lose everytime. Is why I always say, I am UNDEFEATED. I am the hunter, once the hunted. I am the one who prey on you. I am the one who will make your life a living hell. I am to be loathed not lo
--- A shift in time shall bend all thoughts in demensions beyond a classic valid spec in this world even universe. Walk closely into my grasp, shall I take, I will, with unknown intentions to your lucid thoughts in mind. --- Wicked I am, dark I am, no more shall one be if to exist within my realm of sinister dark pleasures. The balance one knows is not what it seems is to be with some victorious clain one yet tried to be. --- Darkness shrouds below, above and equally with light around and about the horizons of defeat. Claim your place with me if yet to dare, if only a moment just to hear, a silent word of solice only one like myself would care to understand. Unjust known victims I claim as my own, shall you be enough to be so worthy? --- Otherwise said, I am just what I am.. that is pure darkness. BY: -DLoV- (ME)
Just Something That Has Stuck With Me
As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let you down probably will. You will have your heart broken probably more than once and it's harder every time. You'll break hearts too, so remember how it felt when yours was broken. You'll fight with your best friend. You'll blame a new love for things an old one did. You'll cry because time is passing too fast, and you'll eventually lose someone you love. So take too many pictures, laugh too much, and love like you've never been hurt because every sixty seconds you spend upset is a minute of happiness you'll never get back. Don't be afraid that your life will end, be afraid that it will never begin. ~anonymous~
Quiz 4
once again, you will have to highlight the text to see it...sorryCongratulations, according to our experts, you are : 81% FlirtyTake the Flirting Quiz at
Food In Bedroom
Strawberries! You are incredibly seductive and can tempt any hottie. Try using strawberries, and other sweet fruits as part of your seduction. Throw in a blindfold for extra pleasure. Take this quiz at
Haha My Name Means Cool Things
ALICIA A is for Ambitious L is for Lively I is for Industrious C is for Complicated I is for Irresistible A is for Adventurous
I thought you always loved me, a least that’s what you said But I found out the hard way, You were just playing with my head Lonely a voice whispers, From out from behind I turn to see her there, all bundled up entwined The moon it shown so romantically, Her shadow casting down Her blood dripped so gracefully, From her wrist onto her gown Truly it is in darkness, where we find the light It’s when we are in sorrow, the light it then gets bright I took her to an alter, I told her to rest her head She’s laying bleeding and beaten, my woman covered now in red There she lies In a puddle, A puddle of her blood A desire an fulfillment, to be my only one I cannot choose my battles, And its all because of you I need some time to choose, To get my thoughts through you You ripped out my heart, I can hear It beating still But all of this to you, It was all just a little thrill The darkness now has fallen, I fall down to my knees
You Are To Me By Yashi
You Are To Me by Yashi You are my morning sun You're my clear blue sky You're my only truth In a world full of lies You're the gentle breeze That brushes on my cheek You're the only man That makes my knees go weak You're the shades of color In this cold and gloomy world You're the sweetest melody That I have ever heard You're my knight in armour My one and only prince You make me reach for higher You're the wind beneath my wings You're the silver lining In this dark cloud of life You're my only reason My heart, my love, my life...
Im Sick...
This is just snappy... I am sick. My boyfriend isn't talking to me, and my boss is pissing me off... She keeps sending me home early. I feel like crap... My eyes burn, my tounsils are swollen. I couldn't swallow this morning because my hangy down thing kept touchy my tounge and falling down the back of my throat.... SO Joy to the world.... Bleh....
Sometimes i just wish i wasn't even alive anymore cause i since life is getting harder and harder but i guess theres nutting i can do about it but just live b.f. is a butthole to me all the time he think im cheating on him and i think his cheat on me...he has always said something about me cheating on him which i don't understand why does that but he does and i really don't like it and i know that im not cheating on him cause if i was he would know it...but i love him so much and i don't want to lose him but i don't know what to do about him saying i that i cheat on him and i know im not....Thats all i have to say bye!!! Thanks Britt
Confined In Silence
I couldn't see before then they gouged out my eyes now I see much more now I realize I know this pain is imminent the pain now is in Everything around me is confined in sin I try to get away but I can not escape Now the walls are made and inside they enclose hate The pain it just won't just wont get through As this blood goes dripping All this pain it is for you Until we except life's found in misery We shall know nothing till we feel tragedy The pain of the sharpness Is filling my heart Stop this abuse For its tearing me apart The whistle of the whip As it hit into your side Is filling my head My tears I shall not hide The people shouting loudly I look deep within myself I close my eyes so tightly And come back into this world You did all of this for nothing that's what some people say But the words wont take me over for believing is today
Am I Superficial??? Glasses-ist Lol
Ok here's the down low.. I've been talking to my friends about this and given it quite some thought and noticed a very distinctive pattern in my attractions towards guys lmfao I was wondering whether I as being superficial when it came to that pattern. I think you all know that I've said on my profile that I had a thing for guys with glasses. LOL My friend Chris says that I associate guys with glasses as being smart. And that probably I am attracted to intelligence. Yea duh@me..! I never saw it that way.. then I met Mike and bugged him about whether it was being superficial and in our previous conversation he used the word discrimination..(Not at me though was just some non-related issue) It however got me thinking..was I being discriminatory?? lmfao...I think too much I guess and had too much sugar. If being prejudiced against someone's skin colour is racist then does that mean I'm a glassesist for being prejudiced towards other men who don't fit into that category
every thought of suicides resounding in my head the blade is in my hand and the note is on my bed i look at my reflection and someone stares back at me she screams out to me "hurt me let me free" I'm standing there waiting the blades pressured at my wrist I'm looking in the mirror as the blade begins to slit now my blood is dripping I'm falling to the ground i fall into the puddle red blood is all around I'm droning in the water I'm droning in my sins some body's at the door they're trying to get in i cannot let that happen i have to die right now just let me die in peace Ya'll will have a better life some how
for only a glimpse of an angel in her shining light.a man would love for an eternity with all of his love and might. in all of her elegant beauty and grace.a smile glows from that beautiful face. eyes that of which i have never seen before. entranced by , drawn to wanting more.
~I did for him~ I gave him my heart. He gave me his love. I gave him all my lofe. He gave me a new found hope. I gave him a chance. He gave me a world of chances. I filled what he couldn't find. He filled my lonely days. I fell for him, He fell for me. I charish him. He stared at me. I wanted him. He wanted to be there for me. I wanted him close to me. He wanted me there. I hoped he';d be okay. He hoped I'd wait. I wished him luck He wished for me/ I have him my soul. He gave me his hope. I want to hold him high. He wants to hold me close. I completely love him. He completely loves me
Old Blog Entry
Caution: this is a long post. Basically a rant about my life. Read it, don't read it. I don't give a fuck. This has been building up for a long time and if I don't get it out i'll break down. This is for anyone who has ever known me. Anyone who has even known the health problems I have gone through. Ya know, normally I'm an upbeat, good mood, go with the flow kind of person. This all changed on 02/9/06. Basically I was born with multiple health problems, kidney trouble being one of those. All my life has been filled with Dr's. I don't think there has been a yr that has gone by that I haven't had some sort of "major" problem. I was born with a blockage in my bladder that destroyed my kidneys. I was hospitalized numerous times as a child. Almost dying quite a few of those times. I always knew growing up that I would have to have a transplant and was told that it would probably have to happen when I hit puberty. Ok.. So no big deal. I thought I would get the transplan
Oops Hers The Whole Song Lmao
The Dildo Song
Valley Of Angels ~~~ Bo Bice
Random Drunken Thoughts
Ok while drunk and up very early in the morning watching Forrest Gump I had this realization. You all know the famous line, Life is Like a Box of Chocolate you never know what your going to get. Well I dont know about you all but every box of chocolates I have ever had usually have a little guide map printed either on the cover or a little card put inside. So what the hell Forrest Gump you know exactly what you're going to get unless you are too lazy to look it up.

Omg, it's a blog, like, NO WAY!! really? Yeah, yeah really! Omg, that's like, soooo freaking cool, I like, omg love it!! O.O *shivers* >< hate preps. >< >< >< >< >< They say like too much....and wear pink....*shivers* I hate pink...
October 28th - November 3rd
The election is less than a week away. It makes you feel like taking a shower, doesn't it? The Republicans have a secret weapon -- it's called John Kerry. John Kerry botched a joke about President Bush that offended American troops. Kerry was stunned and responded with "People listen to my speeches?!” It's so hard to believe Kerry botched a joke because he's usually just so hilarious. It's hard to tell when Kerry is joking because of all the Botox. John Kerry later apologized for his botched joke. Political analysts say that this has hurt Kerry's chances to run for president in 2008. Apparently his chances have gone from zero to below zero. President Bush demanded that Kerry apologize for his remarks. What a change. President Bush addressing someone for stumbling on their words. It's been found that people in the country of Saudi Arabia are most likely to look up homosexual activity on the Internet. That presents a dilemma for Republicans: Gays with oil! Mark Foley has decide
Is My Life Meant To Living, Never Die At All?
Today on November, 4th, 2006 at 12:55 to 1pm Bear, Erin and I was in terrible accident... Our first terrible one in our life. Erin was a driver, I was a passanger, and Bear was sitting in back behind Erin... Two of us wore seatbelt, Bear didn`t. Anyways, we was sorta in hurry to be at the appointmet for Bear's Tattoo at 1pm in Aurora mall which is about 20-30 minutes drive. So then, Erin was getting off the highway toward the curve toward Denver, Erin did slowed down a bit but speeding still since we were in hurry. All suddenly, Erin lost the control of the car and drove off the highway then turned to other side of highway and then we crossed the highway curve and went dow the hill. Erin still tried her best to stop but she couldn`t, and then the car turned a bit to the my side and suddenly we flipped on my side and the roof hit down onto my head, we rolled down the hill three times. Bear crawled out of the back door window (since it was broken) and took Erin out quickly since
The Real Thing ~~~ Bo Bice
Quiz 3
yes, im stuck in a sort of holding pattern here...need to highlight the middle and th text will show up...sorry According to experts, my adult industry job would be...Adult Book Store ClerkIt's not just about sitting behind a counter, taking people's money and dealing with shop lifters, you get to meet 'interesting' people as wellTake the Adult Industry Job Quiz
If Your Not The One ~~~ Daniel Bedingfield
The Blue Tattoo
One day, a man, John, was shopping in Stuff-Mart looking for a curling iron for his wife Jules. As he looked around he decided to begin reading the signs above the aisles to see if he could find any clue as to where the curling irons might be located. When he looked up at one of the signs he noticed something quite strange in one of the mirrors mounted in the corner of the ceiling - a man with a large blue tattoo was placing a hairdryer inside his trench coat. Noting this as a suspicious action, the man went to Stuff-Mart Security and reported the incident. After hearing his testimony the local Police Department was phoned and asked to send out a detective. This is what took place when Detective Rodgers arrived: "Hello, Mr. ..." said Detective Rodgers. "Smith, John Smith", supplied John. "Mr. Smith," Rodgers confirmed. "My name is Detective Rodgers. Why don't you tell me exactly what you saw." "Well, Detective Rodgers, sir, I was looking for a curling iron for my wife Jules
Event Cancelled !!
Hey all .. yeah it sucks .... but the Dec. 30th event has been cancelled . Numerous problems with the venue we chose have arisen ... and unfortunately not enough time to find another suitible venue. We are re-scheduling for the end of March tho .. I will post another blog with the date when we have it set.
Quiz 2
notice a pattern yet? You have a sexual IQ of 141 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.
Cuddle With Me In Your Parents
Choose the month and day and post a comment here with your answer. feel free to copy AFTER you leave your answer! thanks! JAN. - make love to me FEB. - call me a slut MAR. - spank my ass APR. - suck my dick MAY- shut up and kiss me JUN.- I'm a sex freak JUL.- I'm a freak AUG.- I wanna fuck SEPT.- Im so fucking horny OCT.-Cuddle with me NOV.- I want to make out DEC.-Let's fuck harder pick your day of birth -- 1-on the couch 2-in the kitchen 3-in the car 4-in your parents bed 5-in the morning 6-at the movies 7-because i love you and always will. 8-when you're horny 9-in my bed 10-at skool 11-right now 12-becaus ei am am drag queen 13-under the stars 14-at a wild party 15- after I brush my teeth 16- on the washing machine 17-on the teachers desk 18- in the shower 19-when im sweaty 20-everyday!!! 21-right here, right now 22-on the kitchen table 23-on the couch 24-while watching porn 25-all night 26-at the library 27-while watching TV 28-while
Oh Fuck Yeah
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Poem From Someone
subject: Update on my Sister!!! post date: 2006-11-01 17:23:46 I posted this blog in Sept..... My hero,my friend and my sister!!! Just wanted to tell you why my sister is my hero. She was diagnosed with breast cancer in Oct.2005 and since losing one breast she has been treated for cancer in her hip.Six weeks ago she had to go to the hospital because of weakness in the right side and was told she had metastatic cancer lesions on her brain. Throughout all of this I have never heard one negative remark or one ounce of self pity from her lips. Could I be like that, I seriously doubt I would have her strength and courage!!I hope I never have to. She stays strong and lives solely to be a wife, mother and friend and does it willingly to survive,for that is her reason for living!! I am proud to say she is my hero,my friend and my baby sister. I love you--Susie!! This is the news I recieved this afternoon, so if you would please add her to your prayers, it would be much appreciated...hugs, Nyne
Goodbye Apathy
i just cant talk to you anymore, cause for some reason, all you do, is hurt me in indirect ways and im sorta kinda sick of it. so when you come home to find yourself blocked, deleted, and ignored.. don't be shocked.
According to experts, I am : 73% NaughtyTake the Naughty Quiz at
Tales In The Library
"These are very strong accusations. Are you sure, Jorden?" the librarian asked. "Yes, I'm positive. Yesterday, I saw Beth put one of these," Jorden held up a small envelope containing white powder, "between the X and Y volumes of the Encyclopedia. After she left, a big guy in a leather jacket came in and took the envelope out and put money in. Today, after Beth came, I intercepted the envelope." "What do you have against Beth? You obviously want to get her in trouble." How did the librarian know Jorden was lying? Shout out to me or private message me if ya know the answer. Plz include the subject title with the answer.
Sleep Sweet
when angels weap and you can't sleep think of your lost sweet angel dreaming of a sun swept beach and holding the one beyond your reach who whispers for your dear touch carry your thoughts to somewhere quiet and away from your turmoil and riot to hold her in your troubbled mind sleep sweet dear lover soon in peace you will discover that love will take you home m.e.j.
For My Family, Friends, Fans
A Questioner
_________________________________________ 1. Have you had sex in the past 24 hours? No 2. Are you gay? Absoloutly NOT 3. Do you have hairy legs? Hey Iam a GUY 4. Do you smoke anything? I smoked for to try. 5. Do you like monkeys? Some Monkeys have bare Butt. they are kinda sexy...more like modern monkeys. LOL 6. How many fillings do you have? 4 7. Would you rather swim in the ocean or a lake? I can't swim 8. Have you ever licked one of those square batteries? Yes I have kinda enjoyed it a bit. 9. Have you ever read the Bible? Nope 10. Did you ever go to Sunday school? Na 5 days is enough 11. Do you wear a lot of black? Not really 12. Did you ever bring a weapon to high school? Yeah A nuckle puncher thing..never used it thoug 13. Have you ever hugged a tree? I talked to one 14. Are you a wilderbeast? I'm confused 15. Do you like to have fun? yeah dah !! 16. Do you like drama? depends 17. Have you ever taken a bong hit? was painfu
Week 3 & 4
I know its been awhile but the last 2 weeks have been hell. God I think death would have been better. Its finally getting a bit better. I think we finally found the correct dosage of pain killer to help me function some. I actually went out to watch some hockey today it was great. Got myself tired out tho. The doctors say I should be loosing my hair soon. I figured I'd go crazy and get them colored before I do so. Got me some green color. Ya Ya I know crazy canucks. What can I say. On Monday I'm being tested to see if the chemo is working. They are doing multiple test but the xray should be ready monday. I'm so keeping my fingers cross. The chemo is getting me pretty sick. I'm not able to keep much down these days. I'm nolonger able to eat anything with any spices at all. They want me to drink Ensure. Anyone tasted that stuff. God just the smell turns my stomach. Good side of it I've lost 7 lbs. *LOL*. I know not the best way to lost weight. Ok enought for now
its almost time......the 18th of november is cummin year older and none the wiser. cant wait for my 10 days off to celebrate....yeah yeah
Behind Blue Eyes ~~~ Limp Bizkit
Ok So Far....
Alright so far my dog has had 6 puppies and is about to have her 7th one...I think. She had 13 her first litter...5 her 2nd and so far 6 her 3rd. My mom has a feeling she is gonna have 10 which I hope she is wrong. I hope 6 or 7 is all all she has...I cant handle 10 crying puppies at night while I am trying to sleep. Vamp
Age Of Father And Son
The ages of a father and son add up to 66. The digits of the father's age are those of son's age reversed. How old could they be? (3 possible solutions.) Shout out to me or send me a private message if ya think ya know the answer. Plz inckude the subject title with your answer.
my nose hurts :( and i still feel yucky and sick anyone wants to be my nurse?
My 1st Entry
oops...i misnamed my blog, but i guess that is what i get to being new here... this seems like an awesome site and i'm getting more attention than i know what to do with WOW~~~~ I hope i can comment to everyone, but if i don't get to everyone please don't be offended or take it the wrong way... i value everyone's comments and 10's they are awesome... well hope to be able to do more on here soon. i'm not quite sure...guess i didn't do the layout plan right, cuz it isn't showing up... to everyone later... i have a myspace and if any of you would like to add me feel free thanks for the warm welcome everyone and i'll catch everyone later....
Food In The Bedroom
Popsicle! Let’s face it – you know how to use your mouth and you’re damn sexy doing it. So tease your partner in the bedroom with a little popsicle-inspired foreplay. Take this quiz at
Lolly Store
You are a small child who likes to visit the lolly store. When you visit the lolly store to buy some lollies, on the way back you always run into three bullies, each at different locations. They all demand a quarter of the lollies you have on you. If the number of lollies you have isn't divisible by four they will not hesitate to break the lolly into halves or thirds. If each lolly costs 20 cents, and you need to have 27 lollies by the time you reach your house (9 for your father, 9 for your mother and 9 for you), how much money will you need to bring to the store? And how much will each bully get? (1st bully, 2nd bully, 3rd bully) Shout out or private messageme if you think you know the answer. Remember to include the subject title with your answer.
A Badly Behaved Wife
A Badly Behaved Wife by English Bob © Sitting here thinking now, I wonder what possessed us to do what we did. Admittedly, Diane has always been a lot more adventurous than I, but I didn't think that even she would have had the audacity. Diane is my wife of only four years and the story that I'm about to relate took place while we were on a walking holiday a few weeks ago. I have to be honest and say that two weeks of walking around the countryside, no matter how pretty the scenery, would not have been my first choice of holiday destination. I'm much more of an indoor type, but as I've said, Diane is far more adventurous. She's a lot fitter than me and at nearly six feet, is also much taller. The only thing I was really looking forward to was seeing her long, sexy legs revealed by her tight shorts and walking boots as we hiked. The holiday started fairly well. A few shortish walks followed by a few beers in a local pub was fine with me. It was on the fourth day that Di sugge
Woman/man's Poem
>Women's Poem: >Before I lay me down to sleep, >I pray for a man, who's not a creep, >One who's handsome, smart and strong. >One who loves to listen long, >One who thinks before he speaks, >One who'll call, not wait for weeks. >I pray he's gainfully employed, >When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. >Pulls out my chair and opens my door, >Massages my back and begs to do more. >Oh! Send me a man, who'll make love to my mind, >Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?" >I pray that this man will love me to no end, >And always be my very best friend. > > >MAN'S POEM > >I pray for a sex starved deaf-mute with huge boobs >who's father owns a liquor store and a golf course. This >doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.
A Bad Husband Gets Caught
A Bad Husband Gets Caught by swingtime91 © My sister-in-law and I have always had a good relationship. I've found her very attractive since the day I first met her and I believe that she has always felt the same way. Over the years, there have been numerous occasions where we've flirted with each other, but we have never acted on anything. I am very happily married, and I've never wanted to jeopardize my marriage. My wife has mentioned more than once that she thinks Elise has a thing for me, and she has tried to question me about what I think about Elise, in her own sly way. I always know exactly what she's getting at, and have never fallen for her tricks. Elise and I have never vocalized any type of feelings. Our flirtations have always been physical; smiles, knowing glances, flirtatious touches, etc. I have fantasized about her while masturbating probably hundreds of times, but I never expected anything to happen between us. For the past three years or so, Elise has been dati
Girls Vs. Grown Women
Girls leave their schedule wide-open and wait for a guy to call and make plans. Grown women make their own plans and nicely tell the guy to get in where he fits in. Girls want to control the man in their life. Grown women know that if he's truly hers, he doesn't need controlling. Girls check you for not calling them. Grown women are too busy to realize you hadn't. Girls are afraid to be alone. Grown women revel in it--using it as a time for personal growth. Girls ignore the good guys. Grown women ignore the bad guys. Girls make you come. Grown women make you come home. Girls worry about not being pretty and/or good enough for their man. Grown women know that they are pretty and/or good enough for any man. Girls try to monopolize all their man's time (i.e. don't want him hanging with his friends). Grown women realize that a lil' bit of space makes the 'together time' even more special and goes to kick it with her own friends! Girls t
Speeding Blues.
Car 1 started from Point A towards point B. At the same time Car 2 started from point B towards A. They crossed each other at point C. After which, Car 1 reached point B in another 9 hrs, and Car 2 reached point A in another 4 hrs. If both the cars maintained a constant speed throughout the journey, and the speed of Car 1 was 36 miles/hr(mph), then what was the speed of Car 2? If you think you know the answer you can shout out to me or private message me. Plz be sure to include the subject title so I kinow which one you are answering.
Let Me Know What You Think...
Sometimes I Cry Some times I cry, All too often I want to die. Do you feel the pain I feel? Is your love for me even real? I hurt inside so much you see. The scars so deep, just look at me. Do you see the marks life’s left behind? Sometimes I feel I may lose my mind. I must be crazy, real screwed up in the head. To think you could love me, after the life I’ve led. No one can love me, most don’t even try. Now do you see why sometimes I cry. Why the pain is so harsh I just want to die. The hurt little girl just trying to get out. As I sit here alone trying not to think about The lies and betrayal, the love that I’ve lost. The chances I’ve taken no matter the cost. I want a new life and I want it with you. I’m tired of feeling so down and so blue. Can you love me as much as I love you? Can you hug me and kiss me and hold me tight? Can you take my hand and guide me through the night? Can you stand by my side come dawns early light? I wish you will, I hope you
45 Year-old Slut
45 Year-Old Slut by English Bob © Some people think that, when you get past the age of 40, your sex life slows down. Well, that was certainly not the case with Bernice and me. My wife has always been an outrageous flirt, but until just after her 45th birthday, I didn't really know how far she'd go - boy, did I ever find out! "You really want me to do that?" asked my wife, Bernie. "Oh, god, honey, you'll never know how much. I've wanted it for such a long time, I think since the first day we met, but I've never had the courage to ask either you or George before now! What do you say? Will you do it?" The question I'd just asked my wife, shortly after her 45th birthday party, seemed so strange even as it came out. George was one of my best friends and I'd wanted him to make love to Bernice for as long as I could remember. I had finally been able to bring the subject up after a game of squash a few nights ago. George and I had just hit the showers after a particularly gruelin
3 Men & A Little Slut
3 Men & A Little Slut by English Bob © "If you don't like the idea of me being home late again, you can always come along and help me." said Mary with a pout. "You must be kidding!" I responded to my wife, "I'm completely wiped out by the time I finish work, the last thing I want to do is to start helping you with your trade fair exhibition!" We continued our breakfast in comparative silence; the only words spoken being curt requests to pass the coffee or sugar. This was typical of my wife to spring this on me at the last minute. Apart from anything, I had a busy schedule today with meetings backed right up to 6pm. All I wanted to do later was to eat my dinner and fall asleep in front of the TV. The early meal finished, there followed a quick peck of a kiss as we headed for our respective cars for the arduous journey into work. As I negotiated the traffic on my way to the office, I half listened to the radio and half thought about how unreasonable I believed Mary had beco
Well I had my twins over today and I had already got the tickets to go to see some fireworks before I got ill. I thought well if I wrap up warm I will be OK, well we all had fun and It was good to get out...
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Hey all of my awesome beautiful lady friends. Come chcek out my new uploaded pictures.
Before Your Love ~~~ Kelly Clarkson
You should make love during an earthquake The gyrations will only add to your already stellar performance. Plus it saves you the money you would spend on those magic fingers in the motel. Take this quiz at
Greatest/most Shocking Match Ever
For those who think Wrestling is fake, this proves otherwise... No candy coating this, folks Mankind vs The Undertaker in a Hell in the Cell match/King of the Ring Mick foley proves that he is amongst the greatest showmen in the biz
And.. Another
1) Who are you? Felicia 2) Do you know any gay people? YEAH 3) Are you gay? NO 4) Have you ever thought of having sex with one of your friends siblings? NO 5) Do you have any fantasys? YES 6) Have you ever had sex at work? NO 7) Where is the weirdest place you have had sex? I'm boring 8) How many partners have you had? Not enough 9) Have you ever been caught "in the act"? Nope 10) Have you ever had a threesome? Yes 11) When was the last time you had sex? Long time 12) Do you like taking quizzes like this? Yep 13) Name one person you want to have sex with that you havent yet? Kenny Chesney! 14) Do you want kids? How many? I have 1 and 1 is enough! 15) If you were pregnant / got someone pregnant, Would you want an abortion? I'm fixed so I'm not concerned about it, besides.. one would have to have sex in order to get pregnant and since I don't... well.... 16) Have you ever used toys during sex? Yep 17) Do you
Try This To See Your Sex Business Card Will Say
Miss Independent ~~~ Kelly Clarkson
What Are You ?
Cucumber! You are definitely kinky, and clearly the cucumber has many alternate uses. So why not bring one into the bedroom and see where it takes you. Take this quiz at
Zoe's Night Out
Zoe's Night Out by Bethicus18 © "What the hell are they doing?" My friend, Brad, asked as we pulled up behind a stopped vehicle. The blue Subaru's engine was still running and its two occupants were rummaging around the backseat for something. The driver, a teenage girl, probably not that much older than myself, had turned on the interior light and was apparently bitching at her similar companion. The night was still young, at only 7 o'clock, but it was all ready pitch black. The dark sky was daintily filled with twinkling stars. A beautiful night for November. Because of the warmish weather, there was a last minute party at the pit, a couple of towns over. Brad and I never miss a pit party. Being as impatient as he is, Brad honked the horn of his Ford Ranger. The driver of the Subaru looked up from her search and extended a long, gorgeous middle finger. With that, I hopped out the truck and, while walking towards the car, pulled my short, black, tight skirt down a bit, as t
Another Update
7 weeks later... and I STILL do NOT have my car back :(
Silly Survey
1. What is your best friend's grandma's name? dunno 2. Where is the weirdest place you have a birthmark? I have a huge white birthmark on my inner thigh 3. Who was the hottest teacher you ever had? eew 4. Have you ever made out in a movie theater? No 5. What body part do you wash first? Hair 6. Do you hover over the toilet in public bathrooms? No, I am not talented enough.. I use a gasket 7. What's the strangest talent you have? I have no talents 8. Do you have an innie or an outtie? Innie 9. What's your favorite flavored pringle? don't have one 10. Have you ever been tied up? yes 11. What was the last thing you ever got grounded for? sheesh, I dunno 12. Do you parallel park or drive around the block? Parallel park 13. Have you ever had two dates in one night? yes 14. How many times have you been cussed out? a lot I'm sure 15. Which shoe do you put on first? doesn't matter 16. In one word, describe your butt. wide load 17.
Up On The Roof
Up on the Roof by ListenHere © I couldn't have been happier when you took my hand and asked, "Are you ready?" I'd been ready to leave this party from the moment we'd arrived. All those hoity-toity stuck up people, half of whom were too good even for themselves. When we got in the elevator, you pressed the button for the top floor. "What's on the top floor?" I asked. You gave me that sultry look, which turned me to butter. "The Roof," you answered in a voice that made my buttery self completely melt. You swaggered across the elevator and looked longingly into my eyes. A radiant smile burst across my face, I knew that look. I knew what you had in mind for the roof. Moisture instantly started to build in my loins. I'd been wanting you all day and now knowing I would have you within moments was driving me wild. We got to the top floor and took the stairs out onto the roof. It was a beautiful, balmy night. As I walked out to see the view, you took my hand, spun me around and kiss
Name Change
Ok so the site name has changed. So what do I do? Do I stay as the almighty "Licker" or do I change it to the Tapper? lmao! Ok yeah I'm bored :P~ LCL
Adult Fairy Tales Lmao!
CINDERELLA wants to go to the ball, but her wicked stepmother won't let her. As Cinderella sits crying in the garden, her fairy godmother appears, and promised to provide Cinderella with everything she needs to go to the ball, but only on two conditions. "First, you must wear a diaphragm." Cinderella agrees. "What's the second condition?" "You must be home by 2:00 a.m. Any later, and your diaphragm will turn into a pumpkin." Cinderella agrees to be home by 2:00 a.m. The appointed hour comes and goes, and Cinderella doesn't show up. Finally, at 5:00 a.m. Cinderella shows up, looking love struck and very satisfied. "Where have you been?" demands the Fairy Godmother. "Your diaphragm was supposed to turn into a pumpkin three hours ago!!!" " I met a prince, Fairy Godmother. He took care of everything." The Fairy Godmother stated, "I know of no prince with that kind of power! Tell me his name!" Cinderella replied, I can't remember, exactly, . Peter, Peter, som
Up In The Morning
Up In The Morning by Restless Spirit © She lay in bed waiting for the alarm clock to go off one more time. As her mind cleared she instinctively ran through the list of all of her scheduled appointments for that day. She heard her husband doing what he does each morning, having no idea how he could get up so early. The alarm clock went off one more time- “BUZZZZZZ.” “God!” she thought to herself. How much she hated that sound. She was so warm under the covers, so safe, so at ease. She heard her husband get into the shower, the water running down his body, warm and swift. She had a real vision in her mind. If only he knew. She threw the covers off and felt the cool morning air encompass her body. Her eyes opened and she stretched her body to its fullest extent. She made sure to lie so that he could see her naked body. She always hoped that he still found her attractive. He came into the bedroom and gathered his clothes quietly as to not wake her up. Little did he know that s
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What Food Will Complement Your Sex Life
Strawberries! You are incredibly seductive and can tempt any hottie. Try using strawberries, and other sweet fruits as part of your seduction. Throw in a blindfold for extra pleasure. Take this quiz at
I Am Gonna Hurt
For those of you that work out but aint done it in a while...dont stop...LMAO. I went back to the gym after a looong layoff...I am going to hurt like nobody's business I think I will lie down on the couch until this feeling of getting in shape passes.....:-o LMAO...not
I believe that my greatest fear is never finding true happiness. Don't get me wrong, I have happy times, but I mean true happiness. And it may be a very girlie thing to say, but that does include finding real love. I want to find someone who thinks I'm everything to them and I make them as happy as they make me. I'm so tired of being used and overlooked. I know I'm young, but I still wish I could be truly happy. I know, I ramble, but hey, no one makes people read these things, haha.
My Name In The Dictionary
Stephanie -- [adjective]:Extremely extreme! 'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at
What Drink Describes Your Love Life
Martini! Your sex life mostly resembles a Martini. You are suave, sophisticated and just a little kinky. You have an active sex life, but you only recruit the best to be your sex partners. Take this quiz at
Adult Fairy Tale
CINDERELLA wants to go to the ball, but her wicked stepmother won't let her. As Cinderella sits crying in the garden, her fairy godmother appears, and promised to provide Cinderella with everything she needs to go to the ball, but only on two conditions. "First, you must wear a diaphragm." Cinderella agrees. "What's the second condition?" "You must be home by 2:00 a.m. Any later, and your diaphragm will turn into a pumpkin." Cinderella agrees to be home by 2:00 a.m. The appointed hour comes and goes, and Cinderella doesn't show up. Finally, at 5:00 a.m. Cinderella shows up, looking love struck and very satisfied. "Where have you been?" demands the Fairy Godmother. "Your diaphragm was supposed to turn into a pumpkin three hours ago!!!" " I met a prince, Fairy Godmother. He took care of everything." The Fairy Godmother stated, "I know of no prince with that kind of power! Tell me his name!" Cinderella replied, I can't remember, exactly, . Peter, Peter, som
A Week Closer To December
Fall Break was extremely uneventful. Aryana and I went to see Flicka one night. She got to see horses and I got to see Tim McGraw. It was good, but she was just sobbing...loudly at the end. I also met a new guy, and I can't figure out why a guy would kiss you and then not call all week. Sure, I know he's busy, but still.! Wednesday was a day from hell at school. I had two presentations back to back. I had a powerpoint for the second one and I forgot to get it off my laptop at home to bring with me to class. Luckily mom went home and sent it to me. She saved the day! After that both presentations went pretty well, but it was just a long stressful day. Friday was the first Pacers home game. Dee, Aryana, and I went. It was good to be back in NBA season. Unfortunately the team shot horribly and there is absolutely no defense. I guess since the Colts are kicking ass, the Pacers can't. They better whip it into shape because I'm not down with this losing stu
One D Ay
One day...I'll learn to trust. Trust myself.Trust someone else.
Escorting A Fallen Soldier Home
Last week, while traveling to Chicago on business, I noticed a Marine sergeant traveling with a folded flag, but did not put two and two together. After we boarded our flight, I turned to the sergeant, who'd been invited to sit in First Class (across from me), and inquired if he was heading home. No, he responded. Heading out I asked? No. I'm escorting a soldier home. Going to pick him up? No. He is with me right now. He was killed in Iraq, I'm taking him home to his family. The realization of what he had been asked to do hit me like a punch to the gut. It was an honor for him. He told me that, although he didn't know the soldier, he had delivered the news of his passing to the soldier's family and felt as if he knew them after many conversations in so few days. I turned back to him, extended my hand, and said, Thank you. Thank you for doing what you do so my family and I can do what we do. Upon landing in Chicago the pilot stopped short of the gate and
Come On Cherry Tap We Know U Can Do It!!!
Lookin For A Friend
i'm in waco texas lookin for a friend around my area to hang out with or what ever...
Anytime ~~~ Advent Children Ff7
Not My Words
Last week, while traveling to Chicago on business, I noticed a Marine sergeant traveling with a folded flag, but did not put two and two together. After we boarded our flight, I turned to the sergeant, who'd been invited to sit in First Class (across from me), and inquired if he was heading home. No, he responded. Heading out I asked? No. I'm escorting a soldier home. Going to pick him up? No. He is with me right now. He was killed in Iraq, I'm taking him home to his family. The realization of what he had been asked to do hit me like a punch to the gut. It was an honor for him. He told me that, although he didn't know the soldier, he had delivered the news of his passing to the soldier's family and felt as if he knew them after many conversations in so few days. I turned back to him, extended my hand, and said, Thank you. Thank you for doing what you do so my family and I can do what we do. Upon landing in Chicago the pilot stopped short of the gate and
I'm A
You Are a Total Player! Congratulations, when it comes to the game of love, you're a pro. Not only are you an expert player, you are a highly evolved one. For you, dating is like a game of chess - with a much happier ending. And you adeptly alter your moves, depending on who's in the game. Are You a Player?
How Men See Me
Men See You As Choosy Men notice you light years before you notice them You take a selective approach to dating, and you can afford to be picky You aren't looking for a quick flirt - but a memorable encounter It may take men a while to ask you out, but it's worth the wait How Do Men See You?
Spank My Ass All Night!!
Choose the month and day and post a comment here with your answer. feel free to copy AFTER you leave your answer! thanks! JAN. - make love to me FEB. - call me a slut MAR. - spank my ass APR. - suck my dick MAY- shut up and kiss me JUN.- I'm a sex freak JUL.- I'm a freak AUG.- I wanna fuck SEPT.- Im so fucking horny OCT.-Cuddle with me NOV.- I want to make out DEC.-Let's fuck harder pick your day of birth -- 1-on the couch 2-in the kitchen 3-in the car 4-in your parents bed 5-in the morning 6-at the movies 7-because i love you and always will. 8-when you're horny 9-in my bed 10-at skool 11-right now 12-becaus ei am am drag queen 13-under the stars 14-at a wild party 15- after I brush my teeth 16- on the washing machine 17-on the teachers desk 18- in the shower 19-when im sweaty 20-everyday!!! 21-right here, right now 22-on the kitchen table 23-on the couch 24-while watching porn 25-all night 26-at the library 27-while watching TV 28-while
80's Heart Throb
Your 80s Heartthrob Is Bill Gates Who's Your 80's Heartthrob? OMG PLZ
Post Turned Blog, Not My Words.
Last week, while traveling to Chicago on business, I noticed a Marine sergeant traveling with a folded flag, but did not put two and two together. After we boarded our flight, I turned to the sergeant, who'd been invited to sit in First Class (across from me), and inquired if he was heading home. No, he responded. Heading out I asked? No. I'm escorting a soldier home. Going to pick him up? No. He is with me right now. He was killed in Iraq, I'm taking him home to his family. The realization of what he had been asked to do hit me like a punch to the gut. It was an honor for him. He told me that, although he didn't know the soldier, he had delivered the news of his passing to the soldier's family and felt as if he knew them after many conversations in so few days. I turned back to him, extended my hand, and said, Thank you. Thank you for doing what you do so my family and I can do what we do. Upon landing in Chicago the pilot stopped short of the gate and
Hmmm Thank You All
just wanted to give thanks to all of my friends for the love ya'll have gave to me, most fun i have had in a long time.
Love Letters
Love letters.. Love Letters They say its trouble that leads to more trouble You see my heart has shattered and I look amid the rubble. Searching for something that’s hard to find, and to me? Unkind. Ah, pay me no mind; it’s just something on my mind. Oh, let me explain that she is a Lady, albeit a little crazy. Ok, a lot crazy, but still she made me. So I can’t forsake her totally, but why forsake her? I really don’t hate her; I just want to date her. But she remains inaccessible; aloof; uncouth. So I say what’s the use, she has no ruth. Obsessive and she will remain nothing less She can love her style of dress, or want to go west. This obsession is her dark side, this girl is deep. You can ask Pete, but he’d call her a creep. She’ll sneak out late at night, knowing it ain’t right. Then she’ll fuss and fight, do you understand my plight? I understand that this is Vogue, so watch the story unfold. If the truth be told, one would say love is cold. Blind? Heck no!
New Pics Are Up!!!
Be sure to check all the albums. I posted a bunch of my ass in my favorite pair of pants. I hope ya'll enjoy 'em. Be sure to comment and rate. And if you like the shots, swing on by to
Peom For Girls
A poem for girls... I shave my legs, I sit down to pee. And I can justify any shopping spree. Don't go to a barber, but a beauty salon. I can get a massage without getting a hard-on. I can balance the checkbook, I can pump my own gas. Can talk to my friends about the size of my a$$. My beauty's a masterpiece and yes, it takes long. At least I can admit to others when I'm wrong. I don't drive in circles, at any cost. And I don't have a problem admitting I'm lost. I never forget an important date. You just gotta deal with it, I'm usually late. I don't watch movies with lots of gore. Don't need instant replay to remember the score. I won't lose my hair, I won't get jock itch. And just cause I'm assertive, don't call me a bitch! Don't say to your friends, Oh yeah, I can get her. In your dreams, my dear, cause I can do better! Flowers are okay, But jewelry's best. Look at me you idiot... Not at my chest !!! I don't have a problem, With exp
Spank My Ass Because I Love You And I Always Will
Choose the month and day and post a comment here with your answer. feel free to copy AFTER you leave your answer! thanks! JAN. - make love to me FEB. - call me a slut MAR. - spank my ass APR. - suck my dick MAY- shut up and kiss me JUN.- I'm a sex freak JUL.- I'm a freak AUG.- I wanna fuck SEPT.- Im so fucking horny OCT.-Cuddle with me NOV.- I want to make out DEC.-Let's fuck harder pick your day of birth -- 1-on the couch 2-in the kitchen 3-in the car 4-in your parents bed 5-in the morning 6-at the movies 7-because i love you and always will. 8-when you're horny 9-in my bed 10-at skool 11-right now 12-becaus ei am am drag queen 13-under the stars 14-at a wild party 15- after I brush my teeth 16- on the washing machine 17-on the teachers desk 18- in the shower 19-when im sweaty 20-everyday!!! 21-right here, right now 22-on the kitchen table 23-on the couch 24-while watching porn 25-all night 26-at the library 27-while watching TV 28-while
Not Always .... But
What does Marriage and A Hurricane have in common ??? Both start out exciting Just fine for a while A lot of sucking and blowing Things change Things then turn scary In the end you will most likely lose your house and possessions
Cum And Vote For My Ass
You scored as Ecclectic Pagan. A veritable blend of all the pantheons and perhaps a dash of a few other religions as well, you're the versitile Ecclectic Pagan. You have no problem wearing an ankh while setting an offering to Herne on your alter just below your image of Hera. You don't believe in coloring within the lines, and are a bright free-thinker. While you respect the views of your fellow pagans, as far as you're concerned, religion is the sky, and there's no one about to clip your wings with lines and limitations. Ecclectic Pagan75%Kabbalistic Pagan70%Shamanic Pagan65%Sumerian, Babylonian, and Mesopotamian Pagans60%Roman Pantheonic Pagan55%Egyptian Pantheonic Pagan35%Eastern Pagan35%Celtic Pantheonic Pagan30%Zoroastrian Pagan20%Greek Pantheonic Pagan
Bulletin Whoring
This shit is getting so old. Everyone is becoming jaded, and I'm sure some good bulletins get buried quicker than it takes me to slam a red bull after a night of binge drinking. Please, for the sake of the integrity of CherryTap, don't blindly repost bulletins.. I know, I know... I am guilty of it as well.. But today that stops. Beers, Boobs, and Bi Babes, Bi*Goldie!
Eh Just A Bedroom Survey
IF YOU OPENED IT, YOU GOTTA DO IT!! BEDROOM SURVEY NO LYING!! Do you have the following in your room: Condoms: yes Cell phone: yes Chair/stool: No Book shelf: no Dresser:yes Computer/laptop:yes Bean bag: nope pictures: yup Mirror: yup Skateboard: nope Bed: yes Clothes on the floor? nope Plastic Giraffe: wooden. Surfboard: no Smoke detector: Not in here. Piano/keyboard/gutiar/bass/drums/other instrument: nope Locking door: yes Bottle of water: yes a few A blacklight: downstairs... Medals/ribbons: yes Awards: yes Sports equipment: no. CDs: yes Flag: Trinidad & Tobago Stop sign/any sign: nope Caution tape: nope Paintball gun: no Real Gun: no Candle: yes Books: yes Nintendo: nin 64. Game Cube: no Xbox: no i have playstation2 baby Stereo: yes. Television: yea Lighter: yea Gum: yes how many windows do you have in ur room? 2! light is good. What is the color of your wall? blue Hardwood floor, tile, or carpet? blue carpet. Do you get re
Been Sick
Been sick magnify Well I have been sick lately. Just about everyone here has been. I hate being sick, I turn into a big baby. I guess its to be expected since its the begining of the cold and flu season. Still it sucked. Thats why I havent been on much or talked much lately. Well not much more to say for now. Take care and may the Goddess watch over, protect and bless you all!
Stressed Out!!!!
Well, it's been another one of those days where obviously I can't do a fucking thing right for anyone. I am sorry that I can't accept being cut down all of the time, or spoken down to or even talked about behind my back. I shouldn't have to put up with it and keep a smile on my face. I shouldn't have to pretend that the words don't cut deep or that I don't have feelings and emotions too. I AM a human being and I DO have feelings. I am not on this Earth to be anyone's emotional punching bag whenever they feel like it and I'm not here to be gossiped about or threatened because I don't do as someone wants me to do. I am not here to be pushed around and I refuse to take it anymore. I will NOT be second best in someone's life nor will I pretend anymore that it's OK to put me on the back burner until I am needed or wanted again just because someone feels like doing so. I don't want fake people in my life and I certainly don't want fake attention. I don't give a flying fuck
I Have Done 118 Out Of 145 Crazy Things
level 1 (x) smoked a cigarette (x) smoked a cigar (x) done weed ( ) kissed a member of the same sex (x) drank alcohol SO FAR: 4   Level 2 (x) been in love (x) been dumped ( ) shoplifted (x) been fired (x) been in a fist fight SO FAR: 8   Level 3 (x) snuck out of a parent's house (x) had feelings for someone who didn't have them back (x) been arrested (x) made out with a stranger (x) gone out on a blind date SO FAR: 13 Level 4 (x) had a crush on an older person (x) skipped school (x) slept with a co-worker (x) seen someone/something die SO FAR: 17 Level 5 ( ) had/have a crush on one of your MYSPACE friends ( ) been to Paris ( ) been to Spain (x) been on a plane (x) thrown up from drinking SO FAR: 19 Level 6 ( ) eaten Sushi (x) been snowboarding ( ) met someone BECAUSE of myspace ( ) been mosh pitting SO FAR: 20 Level 7 (x) been in an abusive relationship (x) taken pain killers (x ) love someone right now (x) laid on your back and wat
A Question About Sex
Around the time Clinton and Monica were making the news a young girl ... ask her mom ... "Can I ask you a question" Mom says "Sure honey" ... ask anything Her daughter replies "it's about sex" Mom replies "sure anything" ... thinking it's about Bill and Monica "Can you get pregnant having anal sex"? A bit surprized ... Mom replies ..."Certainly ... where do you think politicians and lawyers come from"????
hey all just wanting to say hi and im new to the cherry! give me some ideas on how i can get my cheery popped on all the areas in here. seems like it is going to be a blast!!
Help Me!
The 4th ~ Contest
This is the first contest I have entered on this site. It's a contest for CherryTAP Queen, and I was wondering if you would do me a favor. It will only take 10 seconds of your busy life. Just click on the picture below, and then rate and comment on my picture. It would be very much appreciated. You can comment as many times as you would like, and it'll help me tons! Or at least go and vote on someone, if you don't think I deserve it. Thanks Blaze@ CherryTAP
Wet Morning
It was 2 am, and she was right on time. I watched the back door to my neighbours house open, just like every night. She wasn't much older than me, only 25, and she was gorgeous. Tall, blond, thin, she was hot. I normally don't fantasize about other women, but it was hard to avoid it with her. I had a perfect view of her hot tub from my bedroom window. She 'entertained' herself in it frequently. My own personal porn show, I guess. Just about every night, she would be out there, lining up her pussy with the jets, moaning and screaming, keeping me up. She would sneak out, naked, in the early hours of the morning, thinking no one would be awake to see her. I was wet, just thinking about what would happen next. I wanted to be closer, to get a better view. Why not? I thought. My boyfriend was gone for the night, no one would know. I ran down the stairs, not wanting to waste a minute of action. I could hear her moans as a crept closer. God, I was hot. She seemed to be enjoying herself. I
Famous Last Words
Famous Last Words By Barbara LoMonaco Oh those dreaded words! But here was my trusted, very best friend calling me and telling me that she was fixing me up on a blind date. A blind date! Was she out of her mind? We were juniors in high school and she and I had been the best of friends since first grade. We had grown up together, shared our secrets, shared our parents and had laughed and cried together. Did she want to end our friendship here and now? She must have been crazy thinking that she was going to fix me up with her boyfriend's friend. She had never even seen this guy and here she was insisting that we were going to double date and go to Disneyland. And the date was tonight! Was she crazy? I was not going to go out with some strange geek, and I was especially not going to be stuck with that geek at Disneyland for hours and hours. Couldn't we go to a movie instead? At least if we were going to a movie, it would be dark and I wouldn't have to talk to him or
With Me...
IMspidey/M.M. 11/06 Copyright © 2006
My Song
09. Breaking The Habit 03:16 Memories consume Like opening the wound I'm picking me apart again You all assume I'm safe here in my room [Unless I try to start again] I don't want to be the one The battles always choose 'Cause inside I realize That i'm the one confused I don't know what's worth fighting for Or why I have to scream I don't know why I instigate And say what I don't mean I don't know how I got this way I know it's not alright So I'm breaking the habit Tonight Clutching my cure I tightly lock the door I try to catch my breath again I hurt much more Than anytime before I had no options left again I'll paint it on the walls 'Cause i'm the one at fault I'll never fight again And this is how it ends I don't know what's worth fighting for Or why I have to scream But now I have some clarity To show you what I mean I don't know how I got this way I'll never be alright So I'm breaking the habit Breaking the Habit Tonight
"collared By Love"
"Can I have you?" he whispered in a soft spoken grace. "Can I hold you forever in eternity's embrace?" "May I keep you?" his words a delicate strength. "May I have you by my side never to replace?" "Will you love me?" she spoke with her eyes filled with tears. "Will you capture my heart and keep a fire all those years?" "Will you show me?" she smiled as her cheeks turned rouge. "Will you show me and teach me how I may always please you?" "Can you give to me?" he spoke as he held out his hand. "All your heart so I may show you the secrets of this man?" "May you never leave?" he whispered as he touched her cheek. "by my side but will always come to me?" "Will you always?" she spoke as she looked into his eyes. "Be the protector of my heart that our love never die?" "Will you take hold?" she said as a tear fell into his hand. "All of this woman, faults and not, in your hand?" "Can you promise?" he whispered as he wiped away her tears. "That our secrets are none and we'll
Anne Frank
Anne Frank tonight. I'm not really excited; well, kind of. I watched Click this morning with Sister, and it was really good. Uh, I'm just really bored, so yeah. Yay for blogs. :] And... boys. :]
New Article On Ac!
Funny how the timing of things can happen. Here I am, down in the mouth because of the aforementioned situation, and lo, my new article appears: "Staying Young at Heart: How to Keep a Youthful Attitude". Gotta love the irony. Or, it's a subtile reminder that I should follow my own good advice. Either way, read and enjoy - and don't forget to vote!
a close friend of mine wrote this yesterday. she wanted to remain anonymous & i hope you guys will comment her so she realizes how amazing her writing really is!she has a book in the works & writes wonderful pieces constantly! let's see if we can get her to put her writings out here for all to enjoy!!! mmfwcl I am but a fantasized creature in the minds of those I speak to. Loved and cared for only as that false image of myself they adore. Bared, naked to them, I pose, allowing them to see the me that is not their fantasy. They stare, blessed by the image of me. Upon further look they realize I am but flawed, the false image now shattered to reveal the reality of my soul. And so, they flee, seeking to destroy reality and breathe life in to that which never was but in their minds. My heart breaks against the pavement and shattered in to a million pieces as if made of glass, and having been torn from my chest, thr
You Cant Find Anybody Like Me
Deep Submission
The submission deep within me Surfacing, for Him My love glowing about me As a beacon in the night He touches me gently My breath hisses in my throat His hand driving me to madness I surrender to his will His command my wish For what am I without His love An aching being with no goal I shower my love upon Him My devotion freely given Now I am fulfilled My service, my submission To Him a life of love With Him, my life complete
True Love
True love is a sacred flame that burns eternally, And none can dim its special glow or change its destiny. True love speaks in tender tones and hears with gentle ears. True love gives with open heart and true love conquers fear. True love makes no harsh neither rules nor binds; And true love holds with gentle hands the hearts that it entwines.
Sex Quiz
Using your mouth Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your mouth. You are incredibly sensual, a great kisser and a seductive lover. You drive all of your partners crazy with your mouth. Take this quiz at
What Is A Kiss
The private language between two hearts. A dance to the stars. An ocean of sensations. A whisper-light invitation. The knowledge of belonging. The mystery of timeless enchantment. The joy of homecoming. A tantalizing glimpse into another’s soul. A wild, deep fall into ecstasy. The gentle flowering of emotion. A shared journey of discovery. The promise of things to come. With every kiss, my heart is trying to tell you What words can only begin to say.
Thats Me
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ATTRACTIVE TEST > > > > Would you kiss me? > > [] Fuck Yea > > [] Yes > > [] No > > [] Maybe > > > > > > Am I attractive? > > [] Fuck no > > [] hot as can be > > [] Fine > > [] Cute > > [] Okay > > [] Ugly! > > > > > > Do you think im a virgin? > > [] Yes > > [] No > > [] Don't know > > > > > > I look like.. > > [] A player > > [] One time thing > > [] Next bf/gf > > > > > > If you saw me for the first time would you talk to me? > > [] Yes > > [] No > > [] maybe > > > > Would you rather.. > > [] Hook up with me > > [] Cuddle with me > > [] Date me > > [] Friends > > > > > > On a scale of 1-10 (10 being the highest), rate me.. > > [] 1 > > [] 2 > > [] 3 > > [] 4 > > [] 5 > > [] 6 > > [] 7 > > [] 8 > > [] 9 > > [] 10 > > > > > > Are you going to repost this so i can answer for you? > > [] Yes > > [] No > > > > > > What would you want me to be to you? > > [] Friend > > [] girlfriend/Boy friend > > [] Friend with benefits
What Will The Porno Of Your Life Be Called?
The porno of Sherrie's life will be called ... "Poltergeist Sex Show" 'What will the porno of your life be called?' at
It's my weekend off. Hope I get to talk to Carla (the woman I love) a lot.
What Is Your Sexual Zodiac?
Leo Since you are such an attention craver, you are into wearing the sexiest clothes and going straight for the sexiest person in the room. You like secure people who are genuine and have a good fashion sense. In bed, you like to get all of the attention, so you need a partner who can worship you for the hottie that you are. You like to dance and strip for your partner and you enjoy buying the sexiest lingere for yourself. Sex matches: Aries, Sagittarius, Libra Take this quiz at
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What Will Your Sex Business Card Say?
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What Will Your Sex Business Card Say?
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