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Apple-cranberry Sirloin Chops
This recipe will work with any type of pork chop. The apple and cranberry combination tastes great as a quick and easy fall meal. Ingredients: 4 boneless sirloin chops, 3/4-inch thick Salt and pepper to taste 1/4 cup apple cider or juice 1/2 cup cranberry sauce 2 tablespoon honey 2 tablespoon frozen orange juice concentrate, thawed 1/4 teaspoon ground ginger 1/8 teaspoon ground nutmeg Instructions: Spray a large nonstick skillet with nonstick coating. Heat over medium-high heat. Sprinkle both sides of chops with pepper. Brown chops on each side in hot skillet. Add apple cider. Cover tightly; cook over low heat for 5-6 minutes or until chops are just done. In a small bowl combine cranberry sauce, honey, orange juice concentrate, ginger and nutmeg. Pour over chops. Cook for 1-2 minutes, until heated through. Nutritional Information: Calories: 274 Fat: 8 grams Cholesterol: 67 milligrams Carbohydrates: 28 grams Protein: 23 grams Sodium: 69 milligrams Sat

Heaven Can Wait By Meatloaf
Heaven can wait, And a band of Angels wrapped up in my heart, Will take me through the lonely night, Through the cold of the day. And I know, I know, Heaven can wait, And all the gods come down here just to sing for me, And the melody's gonna make me fly, Without pain, without fear. Give me all of your dreams, And let me go alone on your way. Give me all of your prayers to sing, And I'll turn the night into the skylight of day. I got a taste of paradise, I'm never gonna let it slip away. I got a taste of paradise, It's all I really need to make me stay Just like a child again. Heaven can wait. And all I've got is time until the end of time. I won't look back. I won't look back. Let the altars shine. And I know that I've been released, But I don't know to where, And nobody's gonna tell me now, And I don't really care. No, no, no. I got a taste of paradise. That's all I really need to make me stay. I got a taste of paradise. If I had it any sooner you know

Words
Words In the turning of the seasons, The changing from day to night, The Heart and Soul seek To always be on the path thats right We each and everyone Search our pasts at what we have done We see many good things We see the time past like tree age rings But can we honestly say That we have really been at our best Can we honestly say We have passed every test... Walking and talking Laughing and crying, Awake and asleep Living and dying Each a cycle, in this web of life Lots of chaf to be sorted from the grain But even in the chaf a lesson to be learned Never will yesterday come again, But we relive the anger, the hurt, the tears, the pain; More than we remember the good, the smiles , the hugs In every word we think or say somehow manages to make or break our day Such a powerful tool these words are Yet like most things today They too are terribly flawed No thought given to the effects A single thought or voiced word means to another th

Goodbye My Lover By James Blunt
Did I disappoint you or let you down? Should I be feeling guilty or let the judges frown? 'Cause I saw the end before we'd begun, Yes I saw you were blinded and I knew I had won. So I took what's mine by eternal right. Took your soul out into the night. It may be over but it won't stop there, I am here for you if you'd only care. You touched my heart you touched my soul. You changed my life and all my goals. And love is blind and that I knew when, My heart was blinded by you. I've kissed your lips and held your head. Shared your dreams and shared your bed. I know you well, I know your smell. I've been addicted to you. Goodbye my lover. Goodbye my friend. You have been the one. You have been the one for me.(x2) I am a dreamer but when I wake, You can't break my spirit - it's my dreams you take. And as you move on, remember me, Remember us and all we used to be I've seen you cry, I've seen you smile. I've watched you sleeping for a while. I'd be the father o

Apple Cherry Cobbler
This homey dessert rises to company status with the addition of dried cherries macerated in Calvados. Choose a tart apple with good baking quality such as Granny Smith, Gravenstein, or Jonathan. Ingredients: 6 ounces (180g) dried cherries (no sugar added) 3 tablespoons (45ml) Calvados, apple brandy, or unsweetened apple juice 3 tart apples, about 1 pound (450g) 2 tablespoons (30ml) fresh lemon juice 1/2 teaspoon (2.5ml) ground cardamom 1 basic pie pastry 2 tablespoons (12g) sugar Instructions: 1. Preheat the oven to 350°F (180°C). Combine dried cherries with Calvados: set aside for 15 minutes. 2. Meanwhile, peel and core the apples; slice thinly lengthwise. Sprinkle apples with lemon juice and cardamom. Combine macerated cherries and apples. 3. Roll out dough into a large, ragged circle about 14 inches (35cm) in diameter. Fit dough into an 8-inch (20cm) round ovenproof dish at least 2 inches (5cm) deep, allowing the excess pastry to drape over the edge. Place the app

Lost In Lost Cherry
Oh My friggin' gawd. I just joined Lost Cherry today, and it is too much fun. I have become number seven in the list of the top of the most roductive in getting their friends in and hooked on it with them. I have already earned so many cherries that I am almost to the tenth level of membership in less than 24 hours. It is soooo addictive.

True Love Never Dies
As your love runs through me And sets my heart a flame As all the years go by I'll love you just the same I know this love is true And true love never dies While it's you that's in my heart There's tears I'll never cry When I am with you I've never felt so free My love is growing stronger With you I'll always be...

Lust And Long
Tell me what I'd have to change. Who would I have to be To slip into your arms; for you to make sweet love to me. Must I climb the highest cliff; swim along the ocean floor Crawl over broken glass - would you demand that I do more? Could you take me as I am, with my issues and my flaws Pull me to your chest without a hesitation or a pause? Slide your hungry tongue between my parted lips. Run your anxious fingers along my quivering hips. Wrap me in your passion, expose your every need. Press your steamy lips to mine, every secret freed. Sprinkle your tears across my cheek, confess every desire Moan my name, call me yours, and set my soul on fire. Need me more with every breath that slips into your chest, Please me nightly, miss me daily, never compare me with the rest. Grip my wrists; look in my eyes, and say the words I long to hear Kiss me roughly, and weep my name, forever hold me dear. Do I ask for wishes that could never quite come true? Is my sin, my greatest faul

Elusive, My Thoughts Seem To Be
Blind, blinded, blindly I swipe a blade at the air, hitting nothing, hearing my sleeve flap in the air with the force of my pointless blows. My clothes constrict, and laugh at me… Inanimate objects seem to be laughing at me… I cannot see, did I mention that? My flesh is screaming at me, I have not satisfied myself for some reason… My organs seem to be screaming at me… I double over and throw the blade’s handle to the floor, lunging onto the point… I forget my point, but I seem to feel something, it feels warm. I think I’m hungry now, I think I can eat… But I’m finally tired now, maybe I can finally sleep… I don’t have to close my eyes, because I’m…

Vampire
Standing before you, naked, but unaware, body trembling with every breath, I await your approach. embracing you in ecstasy, our energies ascend in a feverish rapture as the moon illuminates our silhouettes through lace curtains. you pull away, leaving me listless, writhing in agony on the floor as my essence seeps through my skin into you, my sweet, emotional vampire, who leaves me in anguish, tormented until our next encounter when I will stand before you, naked, waiting to be drained again. How Dare You *************** *************** How dare you walk into my life at the eleventh hour, Causing confusion in my world and seizing the power That I possess over the feelings I choose to have for a man, You weakened my wall by holding my hand; By being the man that I miss And showing you care in just one kiss. How dare you walk into my life through the back door and unannounced; Leaving me dreaming of every moment we've spent

America's Favorite Pork Chops
An easy way to marinade your pork chops. Serve with sliced tomatoes in vinegrette, broccoli spears and garlic mashed potatoes. Ingredients: 4 pork chops, about 3/4-inch thick 3/4 cup Italian dressing * 1 teaspoon Worcestershire sauce * Or use a reduced-fat Italian dressing Instructions: Place all ingredients in a self-sealing bag; seal bag and place in refrigerator for at least 20 minutes (or as long as overnight). Remove chops from bag, dicarding marinade, and grill over a medium-hot fire, turning once, until just done, about 8 to 11 minutes total cooking time. Nutritional Information: Calories: 210 Fat: 11 grams Cholesterol: 60 milligrams Carbohydrates: 1 gram Protein: 25 grams Sodium: 140 milligrams Saturated Fat: 3 grams

Kinda Stupid.
so, there was a squirl, monkey and a chicken. They were talking about being famous. The squirl says" I'm on tee-shirts talking about my nuts " The chicken say " Well everyone says everything tastes like me. Plus, I'm the one that crossed the road. " The monkey says " I'm so smart people like to eat my brains. " Then they all stared at eachother and wondered, Are we in a really bad joke or something?

Her Thoughts
Her skin, I love to touch, I love to touch her skin. Soft, succulent, delicious skin on legs, belly, breasts, her folds. I love to touch her skin. Our mouths, with gentle suction, pulling and drawing, Our tongues, entwined in rhythmical dance, sliding, swirling, simulated movements when united. Thick protrusion enters her skin, Her skin, I love to touch. Silence ******* Moving on, Going no where. Caring 'till dawn, Sounds that seem to care. Music low, Hearts beat, No one must know, Panting in the street. The two as one, Lovers in the night. All night long, 'Till they're done. Coming together - to make everything right. When Our Bodies Come To Meet **************************** When I see you I can feel you In my soul - my heart takes flight. I can hardly wait to taste you In the darkness of the night. I feel your breath so hot and sweet Circling in my soul. When our bodies come to meet It's then that I feel whole.

Halloween
Happy Halloween Ha Ha Ha At last it comes a scary night Love this night a scary night Like this night as it comes October is the month it comes We go trick or treating on this night Eeeek I'm frightened of the pumpkin light Eeeek I'm frightened of the night Now I'm gonna get you Ha Ha Ha Halloween costumes All ghouls Laughing ghosts Lots of Halloween parties Offering Halloween candy Witches are weird things Every ghost is scary Every child is dressed up No one is normal Pumpkin time is here again, Time to play Trick or Treat. Pumpkin time is here again, Our spooky friends we'll meet. See the costumes we have on, Monsters, ghosts, goblins too. See the costumes we have on, Hear us all shout "Boo!"

River View
RIVER VIEW Breathing water without a care moving swiftly, like flying through air making turns in the blink of an eye bright silver glinting, gliding by slick and sleek rainbow of splendor moving tward lover, motions so tender Tiny fins like ballerina toes gracefully bending to rivers flow each delicate gesture changing the maze young lover pursuing in hungry daze round twig and log, over rock and fern his elaborate dancing, lady to turn Musical notes playing the breeze currents rippling, staging ease down through mirroring images see spinning, twirling, movements free dignified minuet, swirling two by two river passion, gently swaying, silver, green and blue

Arrrrrgg!!!! I Hate Being Sick!!!11 Save Me!
UGGGHHHHH!!1!1 Lyk... For a week I have stuffed nose which I thought I`ll have just cold. So once I came home from friend's house... I took Nyquil that my mom bought for me for my cold... Next morning, I cannot even move, every muscle in my body was in pain, I couldn`t help it but cried at how much pain I was in. I couldn`t even walk. I couldn`t even sleep... I was really tired, tired enough to sleep but I couldn`t. I couldn`t eat or drink because of my throat was killing me. I was shaking. I was shivering all the times, my body tempterture kept raising and dropping repeatedly so I kept on going back and forth bring so freeze then burned up. Once mother told me the dinner was ready, I was waiting for her to bring in food but didn`t... Stepdad came in and said dinner was ready like mom already said.. So I assumed I had to grab it myself... I stood up and tried my best to walk so I had to lean on anything that keep me from falling... And I only could walk to my bathroom.. Whic

Dawn Dances
Dawn Dances cloud embroidered skies sweep the horizon sweep the horizon like a stiff bristled broom maid to land and water step-daughter to the moon a sail covered ocean greets the morning sun greets the morning sun in ever waving furls friend to friend forever a mother and her jewels luminous star of dawn dances in the snow dances in the snow with stardust in her hair ally, friend, and lover a bride must have her groom frolicking moonbeams bow to lovers suit bow to lovers suit must bow to lovers suit no more seen together a

Wedding Night Manners
The nervous young bride became irritated by her husband's lusty advances on their wedding night and reprimanded him severely. "I demand proper manners in bed," she declared, "just as I do at the dinner table." Amused by his wife's formality, the groom smoothed his rumpled hair and climbed quietly between the sheets. "Is that better?" he asked, with a hint of a smile." "Yes," replied the girl, "much better." "Very good, darling," the husband whispered. "Now would you be so kind as to please pass the pussy."

Lover's In The Sky
Lovers In The Sky (a personification) Tiny fingers long and slender caress the eve with shaded splendor with reverent touch and gentle sway meant to woo her lovers stay. Passions rise steady, hale, and true. create the sweep of lovers who in desperate searching finds release a setting sun she gains her peace. As we explore the romantic scene the lover's dance becomes serene delicate balance of light and dark the close of day leaves her mark

One Night ,in The Rai
One Night ,In The Rain The words stick in her throat. She knows what is on his mind. His voice is tantilizing. The storm is weakening her resistence. Without an answer, he says he'll be over in 15 minutes. As she is waiting she begins to think of why she let him come over. She doesn't know. She has felt this mysterious sensation before. Why her...? She is pondering all sorts of thoughts. Slowly she rises. SHe knows what he is expecting. She removes her sweatshorts and panties, leaving only her nightshirt. Her skin is tingling.Her body quivering. She wonders what would occur if her roommate would wake up. The tension is invigorating. Suddenly there is a knock on the door, she slowly opens the door. He makes his way in from the rain. He takes her in his arms in a deep passionate kiss. He realizes her lack of clothing quickly by exploring the realms of her body. He gently massages her swollen pussy lips She moans at his touch. He slowly pushes 3 fingers deep inside her. Her headfall

Just Some Complaining...
My friends and I went out to this haunted house tonight but it was closed. I thought they were open tonight, but apparently not lol my bad. We went to the one we went to before but didn't stay because it was packed as hell and really cold. We didn't feel like standing in line. Oh well. I work all weekend so I probably won't make it out to anymore houses this October. At least the ones I did go to were worth it. I have a stupid doctors appointment I have to go to tomorrow. I REALLY do not want to go, it makes me really uncomfortable. If you think about it, you'll figure out why. Let's just say being a female really sucks sometimes. So I gotta get up at about 7:15, get a shower, go to class, miss my last class (which is kinda good cause I HATE it and it is a waste of my money if you ask me), go to stupid doctors, come home, nap, and then go to work. I close at work all weekend, which is really lame. Also, I never did go buy any jeans or work pants the other day lol. Oh well, that's al

Embrace
EMBRACE Twilight fades to an encompassing shadow Expressionless clouds sneak past the stars Darkness deep swallows the world While shadowy figures dance in the breeze Arms of longing grasp the air Singing songs of whispered desires Softly brushing against and through Filling the world with a long drawn sigh Ahh the beauty unfolds as mist does rise And soars high into the night On the wings of feathery kisses flies To cover a naked moon divine Etching a lover in stone and time

Your Last Visit
From : 1234 4321 Sent : Thursday, 25 October 2006 6:39:25 PM To : @excite.com, milkin????hine1@hotmail.com, Subject : Fwd: you and me :Your last visit. Baby and My all World Lover, I'm sending you a copy of what i have written about your last visit to my country,I'm writting this down to tell history about 2 lovers meeting thru IT with will and prisoned desires that they decided to make them come true.I Hope and wish that you dont mind on this,you can even post it to any of your groups you join. Missing you very much,and hoping that you will have an opportunity this New year too ,to make the other fantasies come true,lol..Who knows? kisses and loves ......................................... We spent one amazing night together months ago, right before you moved half way across the country. I'm walking through the airport to the baggage carousel, where I know you'll be waiting to meet me. I smile as I walk up to you. I let out a soft moan at your touch as you sli

Along The Path Of New Beginnings
ALONG THE PATH OF NEW BEGINNINGS I feel the dawning of the new day feel the easy peaceful existence of days gone by Each fallen leave recognizes the fact so often ignored With each new day and each new beginning there is the closing of the old yet it is still the same path the same trees the same life the same you and the same me I smile for the first time in days with recognition of ancient truth I feel the gentle breeze brush my skin my spirtit takes flight high along the edges of the towering cliffs just now rising rising out of the out of the morning mists Many a nature's creature still sleep save those nocturnal ones that just now slowly make way to cozy nests and hidden havens now deeply in forest shadows covered amid vivid greens and earthy browns I let the silence comfort me renewing my desire to fly to be free as my soul demands wind and wing Sometimes freedom can only be found

Morning Dew
MORNING DEW the flowers glisten like fiery jewels the ruby, the sapphire, the amethyst too stretch their tiny heads to catch the abundance of natures reservoir aloft rays of yellow-gold and shafts of warmth bestow the delicate droplets of natures purest ilk from petals silky smooth gently glide a fresh flawless essence permeates the dawn splendor of rainbows treasure chests laden gleaming amid the brilliant cascade of the early morning-tide with the quietest of murmurs concealed from mortal ear a majestic vault the flawless pearl achieves off the edge of dew dampened petal to descend ancient paths of yester-year the garden gems awaken to the contented repose of the cooing morning dove bathed in serenitys calm peaceful pool the billowing clouds floating on faraway and high above

Kinda Upset
Well it seems unless you post bulletins or blogs about sex you get ignored. I'm kinda wondering why I came here, don't get me wrong I have met some cool people but it doesn't take long before they forget you. Maybe if I posted a blog called" my big dick, come and get it" people would pay attention. who knows.

Seriously...
Why do I even bother? How come men are close to IMPOSSIBLE to figure out? Why is it so hard to pick up the phone and call? Seriously... Unless your hands got blown off in the war, (God Forbid)... if you like a girl... CALL HER. More than once a month! I'm giving up on dating. I'm going to be single, with 30 cats and a scooter by the time I'm 50 and playing cards and bingo with all the other lonely women men looked past because they weren't fucking supermodels. I hate men. EDIT: A little background... I thought I might as well explain this in case anyone gives a shit which is probably no one... I hung out with this really cool guy a few times this summer. Just friends, had dinner once, played on photoshop at his house... and he said he'd call. We hung out most recently on Thursday and then on Friday afternoon. he wanted me to bring him lunch to his Army sports day thing, when there was tons of people cooking out food (I at first took this as a good sign so

Your Master
You kneel, supplicant before me your will offered up in quiet acquiescence awaiting my approval or reproach the fine line between pleasure and pain becomes ever sweeter with my control with every touch, kiss, word smoldering embers are kindled tormenting desires awakened You quiver captured by heat and hunger bend you to my will My Lord,you obey! showing you what i most desire Your purpose but to serve through my dominion you find yourself You, the Master of many,You say Proud and Honored You feel Your Master Only

A Mystery
You look into my eyes and see things you don't understand. Am I a mystery? I think not. You look at my smile; You search for something that isn't there. Am I a mystery? I think not. You listen to my voice, and call me an angel. This angel is flesh and blood, Not a doll to be put on show. You see - I'm not a mystery. I am me. I am flesh and blood. Touch me; I wont break. There's no mystery here. Caress me; feel the warmth. I'm not a mystery; I am Woman. Here I am - desires abound; Relentless and sensuous - yours to caress Like a flower; make me bloom. Don't stop; not even to rest! No mystery here; Just a Woman. I feel the weight of your body against mine; Your heaving breath upon my skin. The most gentle touch on my thigh, The soft nibbling on my breasts - Moving slowly in a downward motion. Now you see, I'm no mystery; I am YOUR Woman. I am all Woman.

No Name!!
A friend had a talk with me the other night and what he said made a lot of sense to me!! For years I have sat by and was someone I'm not why because I was trying to get by with out pain form those I loved!! So for the longest damn time I was editing my life. Now with a lot of help from friends, I'm makeing big steps to not give a fuck about all the BS thats out there!! People look at me and they think they know me,but what they don't know is no one really knows me i see to it,all my life I've been everything that everyone eles wanted me to be. Shame on them for not wanting to know me and shame on me for leting them not know how fucking pissed off that they didn't want to know me!! I'm dark,sad, pissed off,very sexual,lusty for many things,understanding,broken.Thats me in a nut shell ,You don have to fucking like it,but you have to deal with it. Been this way for all my life not going to change for anyone. If you can't deal with it thats your fucking lost not mine,I'm one of the rare

Piercing
I am craving a new body piercing so fucking bad. I drew up a design for a custom ear piercing that I want to get. I think I'm just gonna go through with it and get it done tomorrow. It'll hurt like a bitch though. mmmm... but it is damn purrrty. Three holes connected with one piece of jewelry. Yeah, I'm just gonna do it. I'm excited!!

My Obituary (lyrics)
written 10-25-2oo6 READ ALL ABOUT IT DJK BITES THE DUST READ ALL ABOUT IT DJK FAILS TO LOVE AND LUST MY OBITUARY SPEAKS ON HOW I DIED MY BROKEN HEART SPEAKS ON HOW SHE LIED A LIFE GONE WRONG JUST WORDS IN A NEWSPAPER NOT JUST ANOTHER SONG ABOUT A FALLEN SAVIOR READ ALL ABOUT IT YOUR TIME IS HERE READ ALL ABOUT IT THE END IS CLOSER THAN THE NEAR MY OBITUARY SPEAKS ON HOW I DIED MY BROKEN HEART SPEAKS ON HOW SHE LIED DEATH IS THE BEGINNING OF LIFE YOU CAN'T BE WRONG WITHOUT THE RIGHT OUTRO READ ALL ABOUT IT READ ALL ABOUT IT READ ALL ABOUT IT READ ALL ABOUT IT copyright 2006 left 2 da write muzak all words by DJKRIS2FUR

At Night I Dream Of You
At night I dream of you, Coming to be by my side. I see your silhouette at first; I watch your calm, quick glide. Vivid images; Pictures in my mind. My night's love, my passion; All in you I shall find. Once again, you'll whisper to me, "Hello, my dear. " Your touch eases me, Removing any fear. Your gaze meets mine; The warm look in your eyes, It melts my heart. From now on Nothing but blue skies! Tonight you romance me; Our bodies entwine. You enter; I gasp! Our souls combine. A touch here, a tickle there, It enthralls me; I am captivated. Our bodies move, the motion constant; My body's completely activated. Throughout the night Our passion flows, Coming together, My emotion grows. For you, in dreams, Oh, how I care. But when morning comes, I am left in despair. Anther night gone and passed. I awake in ecstasy all alone. For you visit at night; In dreams you come. And I dread the coming of a new dawn.

Always Wet
Wetness does not always pertain to water in an ocean, river or lake; Sometimes it refers to how I feel when I remember your embrace. I only have to think of you to remember me in your arms; My legs quivering, my mouth moaning I have fallen captive to your charms. I long to feel your body on mine to know the taste of satisfied love; To lie quietly in your arms we fit together like a hand to a glove. You are the sweetheart of my life you are my one sure bet; You never have to wonder babe . . . you can always keep me wet.

Your Evil Smile And Whispering
I love to watch you as you smile at me and hold your toy Eyes sparkle with excitement as you add your favorite lube You adjust your pillow and lift your legs, parting your knees I lay between your thighs, spread your pussy lips, and watch There is a low hum, as you take a deep breath as you massage Intent on teasing your swollen clit, as shivers race thru you I kiss your inner thighs so gently and encourage you to squeese Juice begins to leak slowly from your opening as I hear you moan My tongue quickly laps away as your hand curls around my head I move away as your vibrator spoils your lips as the room spins around Your eyes are close and your body reacts to wonderful pleasure Your breath is shot, your face flush as you murmur my name Slowly, ever so slowly you slide it inside, with one deep stroke I look up between your breasts into love swept eyes and whisper to you "I love you darling and I will always encourage you to orgasm Whet

More Than Passion
Silently she awakes and gazes upon him there. She sees him sleeping peacefully and longs to hold him near. She reaches out her trembling hand to gently touch his face. Remembering short hours ago, sharing love's embrace. He stirs just then and spies her tender. loving stare. Then places his hand over hers, stunned at the extent of her care. Their eyes never leave each other as she caresses his soft skin. She smiles at him slightly as she moves closer to him. He takes her in his arms placing a kiss upon her cheek. She turns her head slowly, his lips for her to seek. A subtle moan escapes her as his hand explores anew. Passions kiss intensifies as their rhythmic dance ensues. He proclaims his love for her as he kisses her wanting neck. She moves her hands over him finally to rest upon his chest. Feeling her velvet secret engulf him again and again, And feels her building climax escaping from her then. She arches back, catches his eyes adoring their allure. As they reach

The Need To Write
I want to write (you need to, you need to write) the words just won’t come (are you sure about that) it is overwhelming to feel so wordless (yes it is) yet again I set pen to page motionless (what is it you really fear) what truths await me as I have trouble taking in air (you are so close) do I fear how real it becomes if it is in ink as thick as blood (you can do this) black and white it becomes forever and it won’t go away(but you can change your heart) so what are the truths of today…(yes) tjs2k61027

To My Heart My Soul My Life...my Lips Of An Angel!!
Honey I know right now that we are both in shock but I want you to know that you have made me the most blessed richest person in the world. I love you more than anything and will always love you good or bad...And also look at the person that you have molded Robbie into...Look at what he would be like if not for you being his daddy. Just know that I dont and wont EVER think that you have given up on me or us You have made me this strong and for that I will always be thankful for all the time that we have had and will have. You are my angel and will always be my angel I love you soooo Much baby always and forever and for eternity. Hope this dont make you cry. Its hard for me to tell you this in person because when you cry I cry but I will. I have been so blessed and I want to thank you Love Always YOUR WIFE CINDY...

Im So Excited!!
I am getting so excited right now I can't even begin where to start. There are so many things on my mind right now like what am I going to wear, make sure the house is spotless and everything. My husband and I have only been married now for 5 years and to some people that isn't long but to us it is. We have been through so much together and we still act like were kids most of the time. We feel if we don't then we might as well be old people. He is my best friend in every way. I can talk to him about everything. He didn't come home at all in this last year because we figured since its so close to the time of christmas we will just take a month off for that. I get to have my baby all to myself for a whole month without any calls or anything. I can't wait, my life will be complete again and I will have help with my daughter also. She can be a handful especially since her daddy isn't here. All I know to all you wives that your husband is coming home finally I know what your feeling bec

Quiz :: How Sexual Are You
You scored as Very Kinky. You are very Kinky. Yuo are not over the top but you like kinky arousements and you are willing to try something new every time. You will make a very fun sex partnerVery Kinky90%Average70%A Sicko50%A WUSS !!20%How sexual are youcreated with QuizFarm.com

Great Feeling!!!!
Went out to supper tonight and 4 men from the army were eating at the same place. I went up to them and ask if I could buy there supper for them. They said I did not have to of course. Buy I really wanted too. It was just something that I felt I needed to do for some reason. They all four shook my hand and thanked me. Well I was getting ready to leave and smiled and waved at them. One of them motioned for me to come over to the table again. So I went over. When I got there one of them stood up and thanked me for supper again. This time he handed me a patch from his uniform. Then another one of them shook my hand and handed me another patch. WOW, I was walking on air. The first patch says. Troop C Try me. and has the number 17. The other one was his airborne patch. It was truely an honor to run into some of the best people I have ever met in my life. Here I was trying to do something nice and it was returned back to me millions of times over. I can not explain how I feel tonight.

Quiz :: What's Your Kinky Turn On?
You scored as Bondage. Your turn on is bondage... all out. You don't have a specific part of kinky sex that turns you on more than any other... everything working together turns you on. And why shouldn't it? Sex isn't sex without all the trimmings.Bondage75%Biting67%Whips50%Chains/Handcuffs50%Blind Folds33%Blood25%What's Your Kinky Turn On?created with QuizFarm.com

Kelly,give And Take
I knew you would come tonight. So, I head to the shower to wash away the days worries. I remove my jewelry and place it in the dresser drawer, then undress and remove my makeup before stepping into the stall. Luxuriating in the hot spray, I am not too surprised when a draft of cool air heralds your arrival. Turning in the roomy stall, I push wet hair out of my eyes and smile. "I know I locked the door, "I murmur. "I picked the lock." you say smilingly..while reaching for me. You shut the stall door to enclose us within. Hot water streams over us as you pull me close, and your gaze fixes on my face. My arms go around your neck and my mouth moves eagerly beneath yours, hungry. Your chest scrapes my breasts sensuously and my legs move to twine with yours. I can feel your hands moving slowly over the slippery flesh of my back, spanning my waist, lowering to cup my hips. My head falls back when your mouth leaves mine and moves to taste my throat, my shoulders. You lift

Ok Girls... Is This True?
Three female roomates were comparing dates, having all arrived home at the same time. The first one said, "You know you've been on a good date when you come home with your hair all messed up." The second one said, " No, you know you've been on a good date when you come home with your makeup all smeared." The third one said nothing, but reached under her skirt, removed her panties and threw them against the wall, where they stuck. "Now THAT'S a good date!"

Country-fried Pork & Peppers
Smothered with sauteed peppers, these cornmeal-dusted and fried pork cutlets go country-fried steak one better. Ingredients: 4 boneless pork rib end chops, 3/4-inch thick 6 tablespoons cornmeal 4 tablespoons flour 1 teaspoon paprika 1/2 teaspoon garlic salt 1/2 teaspoon onion powder 1/4 teaspoon ground black pepper 1/4 teaspoon cumin 1 tablespoon olive oil 1 medium green bell pepper, cut in strips 1 medium sweet red bell pepper, cut in strips Instructions: Pound pork to 1/4-inch thickness. Blend well the cornmeal, flour, paprika, garlic salt, onion powder, pepper and cumin. Dip pork in water; allow excess water to drip off. Coat with cornmeal mixture on both sides. In large skillet heat olive oil. Cook pork over medium heat for 4 minutes. Turn over and add pepper strips to skillet. Cook 4 more minutes or until pork is nicely browned and just slightly pink in the center. Remove pork from skillet. Cook peppers 1-2 minutes more if necessary until tender. Serv

Country Cupboard Soup
Cuts from the loin do not need to be stewed as long as the less-tender shoulder cuts, so this soup is ready in 30-45 minutes. Ingredients: 1/2 pound boneless pork loin, (or two boneless pork chops) cut into 1/2-inch cubes 1 teaspoon oil 1 cup thinly sliced carrots 1 cup sliced potatoes 1 envelope dry onion soup mix 2 tablespoons sugar Black pepper, to taste 4 cups water 1 can (28 ounces) tomatoes, crushed 1/4 teaspoon oregano leaves, crushed Dash red pepper sauce Instructions: Heat oil in Dutch oven and brown pork, stirring occasionally. Add remaining ingredients and bring to a boil, reduce heat to simmer and cover and cook gently for 30-45 minutes. Nutritional Information: Calories: 159 Fat: 3 grams Cholesterol: 19 milligrams Carbohydrates: 25 grams Protein: 11 grams Sodium: 713 milligrams Saturated Fat: 1 gram Fiber: 4 grams

I Need His Seeds
"You want me to what???" Jack exclaimed. We were old friends and only friends, but my clock was ticking and I wanted a baby. I had no boyfriend or husband and didn't want one. I just wanted a baby. So I decided to ask Jack to try to impregnate me, although I emphasized that I would never obligate him to help support our raise the child. I tried to tilt the scales in my favor by wearing a low cut day dress to emphasize my cleavage and my legs. I may be approaching my mid-30s, but I still think I look pretty good. Maybe it was unfair, but I removed my shoes and lifted them onto the couch we were both sittng on. After a while I subtly moved my feet closer to his legs and began rubbed one of them on his thigh while we talked. I didn't want him to think too much and I wanted his physical urges to take over. It was working. He took my foot in his hand and started massaging it. He was talking to me about how he wants to be responsible and all, but I still noticed the bulge in his je

The Beginning Of A New Slave
The Beginning Of A New Slave By Sweet as can be BBW We had been talking on the internet for weeks, I loved the words that I read from you daily and after the conversations had finally moved the telephone your voice totally over took me. It was so calm and strong and empowering to hear, it actually made me wet when you spoke to me even if you were not being sexual, I loved it. After several weeks of phone and internet conversation you finally convinced me that it was time for you and I to meet face to face, I so scared the chemistry wouldn’t be there but I finally relented and agreed. I agreed to meet you at a hotel that you had picked out that would be safe for both us, again against my better judgment as I have always said in public only for the first meeting. I spent several hours readying myself and finally headed to the hotel. After a short 45 minute drive I arrived, you had already sent me a text message with the room number so I walked to the door and took a deep

Cinnamon Sirloin Chops W/peach Sauce
Spicy and sweet, these skillet pork chops are served up with a generous pan sauce. Ingredients: 4 boneless pork sirloin chops, 1/2-inch thick 1 teaspoon vegetable oil 1/2 teaspoon paprika 1/2 teaspoon flour 1/2 teaspoon salt 1/4 teaspoon cinnamon 1/4 teaspoon ground allspice 1/8 teaspoon ground cloves 1 teaspoon prepared mustard 1 1-pound can sliced peaches, drained Instructions: Combine paprika, flour, salt, cinnamon, allspice and cloves. Sprinkle mixture on both sides of chops. Heat oil in a nonstick skillet over medium-high heat. Brown chops about 3 minutes per side, remove from skillet. Add peaches and mustard to pan, cook and stir, scraping up any brown bits from surface of pan. Return chops to pan, cover and simmer 5 minutes. Nutritional Information: Calories: 220 Fat: 7 grams Cholesterol: 65 milligrams Carbohydrates: 17 grams Protein: 22 grams Sodium: 330 milligrams Saturated Fat: 2 grams Fiber: 2 grams

Blonde Joke
A blonde's car breaks down on the Interstate one day. So she eases it over onto the shoulder of the road. She carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk. Out jump two men in trench coats who walk to the rear of the vehicle where they stand facing oncoming traffic and begin opening their coats and exposing their nude bodies to approaching drivers... Not surprisingly, one of the worst pileups in history of this highway occurs. It's not very long before a police car shows up. The cop, clearly enraged, runs toward the blonde of the disabled vehicle yelling, "What the hell is going on here?" "My car broke down," says the lady, calmly. "Well, what are these perverts doing here by the road?!" asks the cop... And she said.... (This is good...) (Ready?) (Remember, she's a blonde...) "Those are my emergency flashers!" she replied MySpace Comments Graphics

Quiz :: What Do Your Eyes Reveal About You?
You scored as Mysterious. You wish to hide who you are from all those around you. You find it very hard to trust people. You also may enjoy the fun that comes from playing mind games with others around you.My advice Get out there and reveal the true you if only to one person!Mysterious83%Diamond Eyes50%Passion50%Eyes full of Pain42%What do your eyes reveal about you?(PICS!)created with QuizFarm.com

The Shopping Trip
The Shopping Trip by Sweet As Can BeBBW I entered the department store to purchase some summer clothing; I started to look through the women's section, finding a few things I liked. I noticed a handsome young man near the same area that I was in, he had broad shoulders and a grand chest and when he looked at me and smiled his eyes made me melt. His eyes were a gorgeous gray that just seemed to hypnotize me, and instantly made my cunt get damp. I looked away feeling as if he could tell what I was thinking, I am sure I was blushing because not only was my cunt heating up but the heat arose through my body and my face felt as if it were on fire also. I tried to go about my business, shopping and just minding my own affairs. But as I was not thinking clearly and had drifted off yet again into the abyss and day dreams of that sexy man that I was so flustered over, and soon I had bumped backwards into someone and as I turned around there, he was the great looking guy that I had ju

Me And You In The Darkness
The candles flicker in the darkness and the room is quiet. You awaken and feel your fingers inside your pussy, instinctively you begin to move your hips up and down in rhythm. you're am soaking wet and your nipples are hard as they brush against the cotton sheets. I remain asleep, You hear my breath breaking the silence. We sleep naked, as always, our bodies connecting in the most intimate places. you love to feel my body behind you, it is so strong ,hard and big, it envelopes you. You groan loudly causing me to murmur in my sleep, you feel my dick grow harder pressing into the small of your back. you hold your fingers inside your pussy and continue to stroke gently, you think of my dick grow larger as I sleep, preparing itself for You. This makes you shiver and you're close to cumming. you try not to moan too loudly as you do not wish to wake me...yet. Your pussy aches for my touch but you continue to move your hand slowly, up and down through the wetness, pushing your finge

Almond Macaroons
Ingredients: 8 oz (about 2 cups) lightly toasted almonds 1/4 cup matzo cake meal or potato starch 3 egg whites, at room temperature 2/3 cup firmly packed light brown sugar 1 tsp vanilla extract 1/2 tsp cinnamon Dash of salt Instructions: Preheat the oven to 325ºF. Place the almonds in the container of a food processor and process until they resemble a coarse meal. Beat the egg whites until quite stiff. Beat in the sugar, vanilla, cinnamon, and salt. Gently fold in the ground almonds. Drop by tablespoonfuls on baking sheets which have been coated with a vegetable spray. Bake for 15 minutes, or until the edges are golden. Remove carefully with a spatula and set gently to cool on plates. The cookies will be soft at first, but become crisp once cool. Store in an airtight container. Nutritional Information: Per Cookie: 52 Cal; 3 g Total Fat; 5 g Carb; 00 mg Cholesterol; 7 mg Sodium; 18 mg Calcium; 2g Protein;

The Day At The Mall
The Day At The Mall by Sweet as can be BBW My girlfriends and I had had been wandering around the mall all day. We loved to just hang out and watch the guys, not the boys. We were all more into the guys in their mid to late twenties. They were always much more handsome and of course more knowledgeable in the art of sex. Although I was the only girl in our group that had never had real sex, just with the dildo that one of the girls had gotten me for Christmas last year. I loved that thing; I had managed my first orgasm with it, but had never been interested enough in a guy I had dated to let him in my pants. I refused to just fuck some guy, not that I was all into being in love. I just know that I could never just throw my sweet pussy into just any bodies lap; I am worth more than that. So anyway, we were hanging in the mall, laughing and having a great time in the food court, when we saw the most intensely magnificent man, he looked like a Greek god; Adonis perhaps. He had a

Wings
alone he sits and waits licks his wounds and contemplates what his purpose is here he sits alone and in fear wondering when it will end and when he starts his life again he sometimes cries himself to sleep stays awake so he wont think as his pillow cradles his head alone he sleeps in his bed ashamed of everything thats done hangs his head low if he could run hed leave and never come back hed stay away and fade to black then he wouldnt have to try he could learn to use his wings and fly

Show Me How Its Done - Erotic
SHOW ME HOW IT’S DONE BIG BOY Angela and I had been dating for over two years on this incredible night. She had known about my love for her ass pretty much since it popped up (pun intended). This might be a good time to tell you about Angela. She is a beautiful Indian girl, green eyes, honey colored skin that is so soft it makes me weak in the knees, a pair of the most perfectly shaped B-cup (again so perfect I go weak looking at them and crazed when I get to play with them), she is 5’3” and 100 lbs., and she has the biggest, firmest, roundest, sexiest ass that I have ever seen on such a small women and I drool any time I see it. Even though she is very petite she is one of the strongest women I have ever met (not so much physically but she more than makes up for it in personality). I am a rather large guy and even though I dwarf her physically she is easily identified as the dominant one in the relationship. Anyways back to the story. We happened

Jeff Foxworthy On Ohio
Jeff Foxworthy on Ohio >> >> All I have to say is "Go Bucks!" >> >> You might be from Ohio (pronounced O-hi-uh), if: >> You think all Pro football teams are supposed to wear >>orange! >> You know all the 4 seasons: winter, still winter, almost >>winter and construction. >> You live less than 30 miles from some college or university. >> You know what a buckeye really is, and have a recipe for >>candied ones. >> "Toward the lake" means "north" and "toward the river" means >>"south." >> You know if other Ohioans are from southern or northern Ohio >>as soon as they open their mouths. >> You can spell words like Cuyahoga, Olentangy, Bellefontaine, >>Tuscarawas, Wapakoneta and you know which letter is doubled in >>Cincinnati ! >> "Vacation! " means spending a day at Cedar Point in the >>summer and deer hunting in the fall. >> You measure distance in minutes. >> Your school classes were cancelled because of cold. >> Your school classes were cancelled because o

My Sexual Iq
You have a sexual IQ of 157 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Shutting The Doors
Shutting the Doors Shutting the doors… Closing my mind… From the dangers waiting within. To open my mind… Sheds light on my every thought… And leaves me unprotected from the hurt in the end… Behind the door lies a hammer… And so that door must never be opened… For the hammer hurts too, too much… Opening that door… Opens up my heart… And in the end all that will do… is kill. Rhiannon 10-10-96

Happy Halloween
There are witches in my mailbox. What am I to do? I found them there this morning, doing things they shouldn't do!! How the witches got there, I haven't got a clue. But they won't be there much longer because I'm sending them to YOU!!!!!! You've been Witch Kissed! Before the warts begin to spread, pass the kisses on instead!

My Angels
I want to tell you all that since i met you and got to know each of you that i thank you from the bottom of my heart and no words can say or i cant write on here how much each of you mean to me you make me smile each day and the love you show is amazing i only hope that each of you know that you are and will forever be in my heart my soul if you could see in my heart you would see each of you there

Seasonal Enlightenment
Spring, summer, winter and fall Walk into the hall… “To make your dreams reality,” they said, “You must accept us all… Beneath the sunlight And above the rain, I’ll show you to your dreams… But grab ahold of them quickly, Before the rain is gone. Knowledge is enlightenment… And understanding is the key. And when you understand… You will be set free.” Rhiannon don't remember when i wrote this, except that it was one of my first of my own choosing, not an assignment in school. lol

Chinese Sick Day
>>>Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, I no come work today, I sick, >>>headache, stomach ache, legs hurt, I no come work." >>> >>>The boss says, "You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. >>>When I feel like this, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That >>>makes >>>everything better and I go to work. You try that." >>> >>>Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "I do what you say, I feel great. >>>I >>>be work soon.....you got nice house."

The Why's Of Men
The Why's of Men 1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX (because they are plugged into a genius) 2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX? (they don't have enough time) 3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? (they don't stop to ask directions) 4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS? (because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock) (You're laughing, aren't you?!?!) 5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS? (so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties) 6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN? (you need a rough draft before you make a final copy) 7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN? (don't know....it never happened) ( C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!) And my personal favorite: 8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH? (because a vibrator can't mow the lawn) Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and laug

Hopelessness...
Awake but constantly dreaming… Alive yet feeling far from it… The distance keeps growing, Though I struggle so to keep myself here and now! I’m feeling a loss, so deep and so sad… Though everything around me is good. My home, my family, my life… It doesn’t make sense to feel so lost! Where are my tears? What is this life? Is it mine? Is it real? I’m losing all sense of what is and what’s true… I’m losing all sense of myself! What will happen to him if I should succumb? What will happen to my little one? How will my loved ones get on without me? Where is my light at the end of the tunnel? I’m torn in this struggle of mine… Between wanting to get better, And wanting to give in… I wish I would just move on. I want to see things differently… I want to make a difference in someone’s life. I want the world to be bettered by me in some small way. I wish to be remembered… What are these dreams anyways? The dreams of a materialistic, wanting girl… No dr

One Word.
Describe me in one word....just one word. Send it to me and me only. Then send this message to your friends and see how many strange things people say about you. This is really fun. Just hit the reply key and send me my one word. Then forward this message on to your friends including me and see what they say about you! Game On!!!!!

Just Something I Wrote..
FRESH OUT THE SHOWER BRIGHT SMILE ON MY FACE I KNOW WHAT'S IN STORE WHEN YOU GET TO MY PLACE MIDNIGHTBOOTYCALL? YES, INDEED A MAN SMOOTH AS WINE GOLDEN SMILE, DEEP BROWN EYES AND OH, LAWD! A NICE BEHIND HIS VOICE LIKE SILK, CHEST LIKE STONE AND HIS LOVIN' IS EVEN BETTER HE'LL WALK IN THE DOOR, PUT HIS HANDS ON MY WAIST AND START OFF BY LIFTING MY SWEATER HE LIVES TO PLEASE ME HE'S FREAKY AS HELL AND SMELLING ALL GOOD WITH THE TAG SHOWER GEL HE'LL SIT ME IN A CHAIR AND GO TO HIS KNEES WEAVE HIS ARMS THROUGH MY LEGS AND PLACE HIS FACE INBETWEEN HE'LL PLEASURE ME FIRST WITH HIS TONGUE AND FLICK IT GENTLY ACROSS MY PEARL THEN HE'LL GO UP AND DOWN USING HIS TONGUE IN A WHIRL AND JUST WHEN I GET TO A CLIMATIC MOAN HE'LL STICK HIS FINGERS INSIDE ME TO GET ME READY FOR "THE BONE" HIS HANDS UNDER MY ASS MY ARMS AROUND HIS NECK HE LIFTS AS HE KISSES ME SLOWLY OFF TO THE TABLE HE SETS HE'LL LAY ME DOWN GENTLY AND HE'LL KISS ON MY BREASTS SLIDES ME TO

Cake Or Bed
CAKE OR BED > >A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A >FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS, > >HONEY, >COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY? >IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW. > >HE LOOK AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY, >FIX THE LIGHTS NOW? >DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE >GE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? >I DON'T THINK SO. > >FINE, THEN THE WIFE ASKS, >WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR? >IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT > >TO WHICH HE REPLIED, >FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR? >DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE >WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? >I DON'T THINK SO > >FINE, SHE SAYS >THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS >TO THE FRONT DOOR? >THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK. > >I'M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T >WANT TO FIX STEPS. >HE SAYS, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE >ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? >I DON'T THINK SO. >I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU. >I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!! > >SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A >COUPLE OF HOURS.................................... > >HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT H

Mind Your Manners1
THE POLITE WAY TO GO PEE During one of her daily classes a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question: "Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?" Michael said, "Just a minute I have to go pee." The teacher responded by saying, "That would be rude and impolite. What about you Peter, how would you say it?" Peter said, "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back." "That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?" "I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll get to meet after dinner." The teacher fainted.

Involuntary Muscular Contractions!
A Professor was giving a lecture on "Involuntary Muscular > Contractions" to his first year medical students. > > Realizing that this was not the most riveting subject, the Professor > decided to lighten the mood slightly. > > He pointed to a young woman in the front row and said, "Do you know > what your asshole is doing while you're having an orgasm?" > > She replied, "Probably deer hunting with his buddies."

Promised Land
(1) 2,000 years ago, Moses said, "Pick up your shovel, pack your ass, mount your camel and I shall lead you to the Promised Land." (2) 200-plus years ago, George Washington said, "Get off your ass, use your shovel, clear the land, grow plants for camels and it will be the Promised Land." (3) Last year, the Congress of the United States said "Si, Amigos, throw away your shovel, sit on your ass, light your Camels, we're giving you the Promised Land."

When I Say I'm Broke, It Means I'm Broke.
WHEN I SAY I'M BROKE...I'M BROKE!! A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner. "Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners" "Go away!" said the old lady. "I haven't got any money!", "I'm broke!" and she proceeded to close the door. Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed wide open. "Don't be too hasty!" he said. "Not until you have at least seen my demonstration." And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure on to her hallway carpet. "If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder. The old lady stepped back and said, "Well I hope you've got a damned good appetite, because they cut off my electricity this morning." What part of bro

October 25
Yesterday I had some religious fanatic leave me a message on my door.... "The end of false religion is near"...Grrrrrr. I could go off on my usual rant about religion and oppression... the differences between spirituality and religion.... why is it that Halloween brings more and more crazies to my door? Is it the decor in my front yard? The gore has a way of doing that I guess. Nix... the Necromancer.... or maybe it's the pentacle sign on my door that says Merry Meet.... anyway... I open the door today defensively, expecting someone to ask me if I have found god yet.... (I keep telling god to pack the GPS unit when going on road trips so she doesn't get lost and I don't have keep hunting her down) Well I was suprised, instead of a bible thumper, I got a nice little invite to a lingerie and TOY party.... it says to dress up... I'm thinking my fetish wear might be too much... so no Domme outfits, but maybe at least a mask and one whip???? Yippeeeeeee...... sex is my favorite "sin"! And i

The Affairs
The 1st Affair > > A married man was having an affair > with his secretary. > One day they went to her place > > and made love all afternoon. > Exhausted, they fell asleep > > and woke up at 8 PM. > The man hurriedly dressed > > and told his lover to take his shoes > outside and rub them in > the grass and dirt. > He put on his shoes and drove home. > > "Where have you been?" his wife demanded. > "I can't lie to you," he replied, > > "I'm having an affair with my secretary. > > > We had sex all afternoon." > She looked down at his shoes and said: > > "You lying bastard! > > You've been playing golf!" > > > > > > > > > The 2nd Affair > > A middle-aged couple had two beautiful daughters > > > > but always talked about having a

My Dearest Love
My dearest one, My one true love… I sit here numb and helpless… Missing you… Feeling your loss… Wishing for just one bit of your touch… Your eyes upon me… But that will continue to be my wish… As I cannot dare conceive Or even dream of getting in your way… When you are on such a road… I can only be here… Waiting for the moment in which you will let me know… Let me in… And let me help you… Help US… Through this confusion… Through this…destructive darkness… I love you with all my soul… All of my being… And I will always come back… The silver thread that ties and binds… Grows stronger each moment with you… The more time I am with you… The more I can no longer imagine myself without! And you know what, my love? I don’t want to imagine life without! There is no life without… I don’t know that there ever was before you… You have seen my past… Or at least have heard of it… It was nothing… I was nothing… And may haps you do not see it now… But wit

Split Up
WHY WE SPLIT UP... She told me we couldn't afford beer at $25.00 a case anymore and I'd have to quit drinking. Then I caught her spending $65.00 on make-up, and I asked her how come I had to give up stuff and she didn't. She said she needed the make-up to look pretty for me. I told her that's what the beer was for. I don't think she's coming back.....

Mine Eyes Are Open
Mine Eyes Are Open I open my eyes To meet every day… The sky is dark, The animals are stirring… And the trees stand tall… But it’s cold, And the trees are bare. It’s fall…one of the darkest times of the year. If only I could close my eyes… And end Fall this very instant… Better still…close my eyes… And end my very existence! Rhiannon 10-10-96

School Days
A girl came skipping home from school one day. "Mummy, Mummy, she yelled, "We were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10!" "Very good," said her mother. "Is it because I'm blonde?" the girl asked. "Yes, it's because you're blonde." The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mummy,Mummy," she yelled, "We were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids said up to D, but I said it up to G. See? A, B, C, D, E, F, G!" "Very good," said her mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, Mummy?" "Yes, It's because you're blonde." The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mummy,Mummy!" she yelled, "We were in gym class today, and when we were showering, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!" She lifted up her tank top to reveal a pair of 36 C's. "Very good," said her embarrassed mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, Mummy?" No, honey, Its because you're 24.

Lost
-L O S T- I can’t see, I’m lost somewhere… Life is faded, Time is nonsense… Nothing is as I remember. Confused, and alone… Though ‘tis not how it is! Surrounded by love, Is feeling crowding and frightened! It’s a deafness, this feeling, Though I’m not quite sure how… So overwhelmed… Can’t sense the world going on around me! Aware, but unaware, And so very lost and afraid… Family is distant, And yet, in need of my help… Or is it I, who needs their help… Their presence? I know not of what I speak… Only …that all is a haze, And I am in the middle of it. Can I not live? May I not BE?? Is there not I can do… To stop this revolution around sorrows of old??? Where does this path lead? Is there a tunnel leading out? Is there freedom at the gate? Or am I lost eternally… There is no forwards, There is no return. There is no present, no ‘now’ Only haze, ever lost… … Where does this lead? Where can I go? Doing more damage than I k

Sexual Strenght
Using your mind Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your mind. Sex is mostly in your mind and to your partners delight you have mastered the arts of seduction and atmosphere. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

For Ele
Lyrics by: Al Dublin Music by: Harry Warren My love must be a kind of blind love I can't see anyone but you Are the stars out tonight? I don't know if it's cloudy or bright 'Cause I only have eyes for you, dear The moon may be high But I can't see a thing in the sky 'Cause I only have eyes for you I don't know if we're in a garden Or on a crowded avenue You are here So am I Maybe millions of people go by But they all disappear from view And I only have eyes for you I don't know if we're in a garden Or on a crowded avenue You are here So am I Maybe millions of people go by But they all disappear from view And I only have eyes Yes, I only have eyes I only have eyes for you Only have eyes for you Only have eyes for you Only for you The reply to your comment

Life
Life It’s about taking chances, taking risks… About caring when no one cares back. It’s about making a choice Between right and wrong… About making the best of a bad situation… It’s about not giving up When you’re convinced it’s over. Life isn’t about living or dying… It’s about surviving and making the most of it all. Life is about being all you can be. It’s living your life…to the fullest! Life…live it well… And, as Spock says, “Live long, and prosper.” Rhiannon 10-7-96 *ok, the end is corny, but it was all i could think of. lol*

7 Kinds Of Sex
Recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex: The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face. The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen. The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom. The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "screw you." The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex, which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night. The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex. This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front of eve

The Last Goodbye Video - Never Forget
PLEASE CHECK OUT MY FRIEND STEVE'S PAGE ON MYSPACE...NEVER FORGET!!!! ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: NEVER FORGET Date: Oct 25, 2006 7:06 PM The Last GoodbyeAdd to My Profile | More Videos NEVER FORGET Email Page 1 NEVER FORGET Email Page 2 NEVER FORGET - List of Soldiers Who Died in Iraq NEVER FORGET A VERY SPECIAL PLACE YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS MUST VISIT PLEASE REPOST

Sex Poems
roses are red Lemons are sour Open ur legs and give me an hour Kissing Is A Habit Fucking Is A Game Guys Get All The Pleasure Girls Get All The Pain 10 Minutes Of Pleasure 9 Months Of Pain 3 Days In The Hospital A Baby Without A Name The Baby Is A Bastard The Mother Is A Whore This Woulda Never Happend If The Rubber Hadn't Tore!! Sex is like math You subtract the clothes Add the bed Divide the legs And Pray to god You dont multiply Roses are red Grass is green Open your legs And I'll fill you with cream Hickory dickory dock This bitch was suckin my cock The clock struck two I dumped my goo And dumped her to the end of the block Sex is good Sex is fine Doggy Style & 69 Just for fun Or gettin paid Everyone likes gettin laid Sex is evil Sex is a sin Sins are forgiven So stick it in!!! roses are nice violets are fine. ill be the six if you be the nine.

It's Gone (sonnett)
It’s Gone My love you’ve driven me away once more I know that you just cannot understand Each time I feel your presence near I cringe For love is just too hard for me to grasp Though you are still as dear to me as life That’s just what made me turn my back to you It hurts me so each time I think of love I yearn for it, and yet, I feel repulsed By that which claims my heart forever more You think you’ve hurt me with your good intent But now I understand that I’m at fault My soul is lost somewhere inside my past When love was filled with lots of misery And anger that still lingers deep within ~Rhiannon

In A Daze
Thoughtless & Confused (In a Daze) I can’t think I can’t eat I can’t breath I can’t speak I can’t write I can’t draw I keep confusing Practically deluding Myself into thinking – I know what I’m thinking When I can’t even think at all!! ~ Rhiannon 9/16/98

I See...
I See… I see the beauty in the sunrise… I see the beauty in the rain… I see the beauty in the rising of the moon… Where are you on this very fine day? I see the beauty in the stars shining bright… I see the beauty in the clouds high above… I see the beauty in the weather, good & bad… Why don’t you see them in this way? I see the beauty in this enormous universe… I see the beauty in your eyes… I see the beauty in the darkening sunset… Why don’t you see…are you blind? ~ Rhiannon 4/2/98

Marry Me...
Marry Me Marry me… lover unknown Say those words & warm this heart so cold. Touch my heart & soul with your mind Don’t lie to me… or say goodbye. Please visit me at ungodly hours Please wait for me beyond those hills Take me away, sweep me off my feet… Give me wings, help me see The brighter side to the nights dark and long… Seek out the passions within me… Don’t ever let me go. Tell me everything won’t be alright… But stay and comfort me all through the night. Don’t whisper my pain away Don’t dry my tears… Your honesty and love are all I ask… To help feelings of fear and woe subside… Kiss my mother’s hand & make her feel alright, Let her know how much you care… Cause it’s not just you and me… It’s the universe… All connected in the most powerful union of life! Don’t cry with me… Just let me be. Surprise me when I’m down… Hold me when all else fails. Don’t shower me with gifts… But with earth, air, water & fire! And lastly… don’t love me… but

No Offense?
No offense.... â€” Wednesday, 25 October 2006 What a phrase that is? People often say that before offending people. It usually means, I guess, the purpose of me saying this isn't just to offend you, but it probably will coincadently. People who say this often times have a feeling of guilt or wrongness about offending people. I rarely utter those words. " No offense..." Another one that's funny is " with all due respect.." Well, that sometimes means with no fucking respect at all, because sometimes there isn't really any due. lol. It just gives the illusion to the other person that you may have some for them, or you think some is due. Everything I say, is obviously meant with all due respect. Many a times even all due, means nothin at all. And I'm too honest to create the illusion ( that there is some due respect ) for them. Other "faviorite" phrases are " Don't you know who I am?!!!!! " " Who do you think you are!!!??" " Just who the fuck do you think you'r

Be On My Profile
I want to put a few of my friends on my profile...so the first friends to send me their link like this: BisexualVampyre@ LostCherry In a private message will be put on my page for others to see. Bisexualvampyre

Gimme More
Live wire on the loose, white fire gotta move Hot blood, need your love, hard as rock, can't get enough Wanna feel you deep inside, pumpin' through my veins, fill you to the core Let me take you thru the night, heaven knows no pain, open up the door Gimme more, ooh gimme more, baby gimme more, ooh Like a dog to a bone, make you sweat, make you moan Love is sweet, so insane, come on lick my candy cane Passion in the third degree, burning in my brain, slave to love's desire Livin', lovin', feel the heat, never to be tamed, born to play with fire Gimme more, ooh gimme more, baby gimme more, ooh, yeah yeah Ah, listen - touch my body, take it slow, c'mon make my juices flow Feelin' good, any price, ooh nothin' I won't sacrifice Got a thirst for playin' rough, I can't get my fill, never keepin' score C'mon baby, let me in, gonna break your will, open up the door Gimme more, ooh gimme more, baby gimme more, ooh, I want you C'mon and gimme, gimme more, gim

Sleeplessness
So I am still running on only 2 hours of sleep...Alex had nightmares all night and ended up sleeping with me in my bed. So I am exhausted and I still have laundry to get done tonight....uuhhhhhgggg...well, I am going to go get started on my laundry.

Beautifully Depressing
Beautifully Depressing (Little girl’s point of view and voice) a dark place i can't see where are we going? are we there yet? it's cold is someone there? it's so dark is that the way out? is anybody there? can i come out now? is this the bad place? was i bad? it's too dark i can't see! mommy! did i do something bad? it's so cold, where am i? mommy?! i feel so sleepy.... and scared... my face is wet.. i feel something trickling down my cheek.. if light brings the angels.... will the darkness bring the bad people? are you gonna hurt me? who are you? can you tell me where my mommy is? where are you going? Wait!! take me with you!! let me out! oww! oww!! wake up! wake up! this must be a very bad dream! mommy! there's a cold chill.... it's getting colder... i'm not at home.. my arms feel prickly i think there are thorns nearby... but i cant see anything it's so dark and black. i think i see a door.... it's not the way out! my eyes are drawi

Soldier On Watch
I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, my daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep in perfect contentment, or so it would seem. So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eye when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, and I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night, A lone figure stood, his face weary and tight. A soldier, I puzzled, some twenty years old perhaps a Marine, huddled here in the cold. Alone in the dark, he looked up and smiled, standing watch over me, and my wife and my child. "What

Young &wasted
Like a fly to a spider, you're under the spell It's the game and the liar, for those who toll the bell You're more than just a name, you fight for the right Like a moth to a flame, you see the bait you bite You're restless and wild and walkin' the line You're not just another pretty face Need an answer fast and you're runnin' out of time And the night goes on for days Young and wasted - ooh yeah, ooh yeah - young and wasted You been branded by the iron, you been cut by the knife There's a monkey on your back runnin' up and down your spine Up and down your spine You hunger for the fire and run with the pack But you know damn well there ain't no turnin' back Ain't no turnin' back, no no You're damned if you do and you're damned if you don't You laugh in the face of the fates Fallen angels spread their wings, so you cross the gates of hate Young and wasted - I can almost taste it, I can almost taste it Young and wasted - ooh yeah, ooh yeah,

Lick It Up
Don't wanna wait 'til you know me better Let's just be glad for the time together Life's such a treat and it's time you taste it There ain't a reason on earth to waste it It ain't a crime to be good to yourself Lick it up, lick it up, it's only right now Lick it up, lick it up, ooh yeah Lick it up, lick it up, come on, come on Lick it up, lick it up Don't need to wait for an invitation You gotta live like you're on vacation There's something sweet you can't buy with money lick it up, lick it up It's all you need, so believe me honey It ain't a crime to be good to yourelf Lick it up, lick it up, it's only right now Lick it up, lick it up, ooh yeah Lick it up, lick it up, come on, come on Lick it up, lick it up Come on - it's only right now (it's only right now) Ooh yeah (ooh yeah) ooh yeah (ooh yeah), yeah yeah Lick it up, lick it up, it's only right now Lick it up, lick it up, ooh yeah Lick it up, lick it up, come on, come o

Not For The Innocent
I'm mean and I'm dirty, like none you've ever seen Bad habits drip like honey, no tongue can lick me clean I'm not of royal blood, I've never been discreet Better lock up your daughters, we're comin' to your town We're here for the slaughter, kick you when you're down Kick you when you're down We're not for the innocent, we're not for the innocent We're not for the innocent, let the beast run wild I've been damned,I've been cursed,I've been guilty and abused I spit the hangman in his face and hung him on his noose Habitual threat, I got you in my claws Gonna tan your hide, rip the flesh off your bones Look me in the eye, and you're gonna turn to stone You're gonna turn to stone We're not for the innocent, we're not for the innocent We're not for the innocent, let the beast run wild Better lock up your daughters, we're comin' to your town Better pray we're not around Let the beast run wild We're not for the innocent, we're not for the innocent

My Name Is "exciter"
Oh, deep in the night I am waiting, sent from above, power of love in my hand And I know what you want, I know what you need and I know what you feel Lose all your fears and live out your dreams I'm the one who's gonna make it real Passion and fire, lust and desire, exciter Pleasure and pain, this is my name, exciter Oh, heaven is yours for the taking, power of love,sent from above in your hand And I'll give you more than ever before, so take all you need When you open your arms, open your eyes, I'm the one who's gonna make you see Passion and fire, lust and desire, exciter Pleasure and pain, whisper my name, exciter Surrender to me and I'll guarantee, you'll pray that the night never ends Come play the game, this is my name, exciter And I'll show you a world where you've never been, it's time that you knew There's no time for waiting, it's time to begin, I'm the one's gonna take you Passion and fire, lust and desire, exciter Pleasu

Realization
Ok yes yeasterday I was told I might have cancer.I was ok until today.I was watching a video by rascal flatts called Sarah beth and it made me realize I am scared to death of the future.For first time I dont know how to be brave.I am alone no one at my side for emotional support and I am so scarred right now.I keep crying and Im trying not to because im supposed to be the strong one but Im crumbling with no one to catch me.

Keep It Kinky
Tie me up then throw me down I crave your warmth when no one's around press me aginst the wall then tell me i'm the one who'll make you scream and make you holler and you'll fuck me hours upon hours But do you mean Can you really touch me there without your guilt without closing your tender-loving eyes you're too young and a virgin to this i see you like it slow you want it sweet well let me show you just what i need I want it now Spoil me hurt me make me scream to yell your voice and bite my lip is all a woman needs hit my spot real long real hard and keep it kinky with the chanis in you hand and your real and innocetnt eyes oh so far After i've shown you Then tie me up and throw me down you know just how i want it so keep it kinky and we'll see just who can make the other

The Story Of Adar (so Far)
My name is Adar. I am the childe of Yanna. I walk the Road of Humanity. Now then, I'm sure I've already lost you in some way or another. When I say that I am the childe of Yanna I don't mean that I came from her whom, no, I was not born of her, I was reborn of her blood. I am a Cainite, what you would call a vampire. For 1400 and some odd years, I have stalked the night. But wait wait, I'm getting a little ahead of myself. My life began in the year 545, I was born, I grew up, blah, blah, blah, When I was 14 I was already the best hunter in my Germanic village. At 15 the Romans came. I was taken from my village and made into a slave. That didn't last too long though. My owner was a Roman general who didn't believe in letting a strong arm go to waste when being attacked. Did you know that to go from a foreign tent slave to a "soldier of little pay" all you have to do is kill a few more foreigners? Yeah, they let you right in. Well back to the story. So I was allowed into the

What Sexual Activitly Will You Go To Jail For
Sweetlady_tx will go to jail for ... Celebrating nude day 'What sexual activity will you go to jail for?' at QuizUniverse.com Stacey will go to jail for ... Performing a strip tease on the street 'What sexual activity will you go to jail for?' at QuizUniverse.com

Scorpio
Scorpio You are very dominant in bed, and you like to control your relationship in general. You are so intense in the sack that none of your partners will ever forget you. You are an amazing lover, because you like to have an equal amount of give and take. Sex matches: Cancer, Capricorn, Pisces Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

A Private Message To ****lady D****
Our love is that of a red rose Whose splendor rises as the sun shows its face, Whose petals expand further and richer Whispering secrets of happiness and affection. And even though with the fall of dusk All contentment is swept away, And the rose's petals unite as one Reflecting any light that may endeavor to shine through, The sun will always rise And the rose's petals will eternally broaden Until they fully blossom into a stunning creation. Our love is that of a red rose Possessing a few imperfections That may cause evanescent wounds, But the internal radiance That will everlastingly bestow healing and comfort.

Tribute
Here’s to the men of the red, white and blue; Whose patriot’s hearts burned high ... To the women who served us on land and on sea, Some even in the sky. I’d like to say, "Thank you, that we’ll never know The outcome if you had not gone," And to tell you, "I’ll never forget your deed, As long as my life lingers on." For, I was a child, when the great war came, And you just a dozen years more. Some of you fought on a distant beach. Some died on a foreign shore. I’d hate to forget those heroes of old, From the 'War to end all wars'. Korea, Vietnam, and Desert Storm Proved that men fight evermore. God, help us all when brave men say, "Not today. Let’s just wait and see." For, tyrants come in so many ways And I’ve heard of complacency. When integrity falls in the dust by the way, When conviction fails to command, When there’s no one to bugle or carry the flag, What will become of our land? So, here’s to the heroes and heroines true! Here’s to the brave

~~~~~am I A Fool~~~~~
AM I A FOOL TO BE A DAD TO KIDS THAT AREN'T MINE AM I A FOOL TO TAKE HER BACK EVEN THOUGH SHE CHEATED ON ME 4 TIMES, AM I A FOOL TO DATE WOMEN THAT ARE YOUNGER THAN MYSELF AM I A FOOL TO BELIEVE THAT IT'LL GET BETTER BEFORE IT GETS WORSE, AM I A FOOL TO BELIEVE IN LOVE AGAIN AND AGAIN AM I A FOOL TO THINK THAT I WILL EVER WIN, AM I A FOOL TO BELIEVE THAT THERES REALLY SOMEONE FOR ME AM I A FOOL TO THINK THAT SOMEONE HOLDS THE KEY, AM I A FOOL TO BELIEVE IN LOVE ON THE INTERNET AM I A FOOL TO BELIEVE, YEA YOU BET. I'M THE FOOL THAT WILL KEEP BELIEVEIN

Domestic Violence
Women all around the world know of the pain that domestic violence causes. They know all to well about the wounds that never heal the ones that most people never see. The wounds that you are too blind to see. The wounds that you pretend not to notice as you walk by on the streets. They know all to well the never ending fear,terror and lose of self-respect that comes from those wounds.These women i speak of could be your best friend,mother, daughter sister nieces or even your aunts,or ot could be you.The men you beat these women are cowards all they want is control and power over these women so that they can feel good about themselves. They may be drunk or high when the beat these women or they might be straight and sober. It doesnt matter anyway its still no excuse to hit a women. You say its not your problem when you see these women with black eyes and bruises.You say its not your place to say or do anything. Well guess what you are wrong if you dont say anything no one will. Even

Just A Little Sad And Happy
Well today I just found out that i am good to go into the reserves. I know that it would be good for me. My kids are happy for me to. I think the hardest part would be to be with out them for the training. But what mother would not miss there kids. I will keep every one posted on my road to sucess. I do know that if you want something don't let love stand in the way of what your trying to accomplish. I almost did and it set me further back than where i was. I believe that it is okay to love someone but just dont let it block you from doing the things that you want to do

Sexual Dictionary
Sweetlady_tx -- [noun]:A new position involving a machete 'How will you be defined in the sexual dictionary?' at QuizUniverse.com Stacey -- [adjective]:Tasting like strawberries 'How will you be defined in the sexual dictionary?' at QuizUniverse.com

To My Friends
EASY DIFFICULT Easy is to judge the mistakes of others Difficult is to recognize our own mistakes Easy is to talk without thinking Difficult is to refrain the tongue Easy is to hurt someone who loves us. Difficult is to heal the wound... Easy is to forgive others Difficult is to ask for forgiveness Easy is to set rules. Difficult is to follow them.. Easy is to dream every night. Difficult is to fight for a dream... Easy is to show victory. Difficult is to assume defeat with dignity... Easy is to admire a full moon. Difficult to see the other side... Easy is to stumble with a stone. Difficult is to get up... Easy is to enjoy life every day. Difficult to give its real value... Easy is to promise something to someone. Difficult is to fulfill that promise... Easy is to say we love. Difficult is to show it every day... Easy is to criticize others. Difficult is to improve oneself... Easy is to

Beautiful Evening
hi everyone! start the song before you continue reading i'm enjoying the night yeah it's so nice now, not hot as the last days that were like the hell it's nice to see and feel loved.. and i'm talking about my friends :) yes you all that give time for me and get worried when things goes bad, and smile when i'm happy my day was ok, i had many things to have done but it's nice :) i think it's all for now, and i hope you enjoyed the old song of Rick Astley... yes, i love the 80's and 90's pop music but those are classics!!!!! lol much love Maria

Election Year....
Entry for October 25, 2006(Election Year) Seems as if every time there is an election year, politicians have nothing better to do but bash one another, instead of telling us what they will do to better the economy(bringing back jobs,increasing the minimum wage, dealing with the fuel prices(increasing fuel mileage , finding better ways to decrease foreign oil)controlling the global warming, protecting our rain forests, and parks(what we have left of our heritage for generations to come).Instead of drilling, increase the fuel mileage, and find other ways and means for fuel(solar energy, hybrids, windmills). There has been alot of corruption in this government, as we have found out, and the republicans are trying to avoid alot of issues. We need people that will work for the people , not corporations, lobbyists, or the so called rich(not all are bad)Keep the politics out of the peoples homes(pro, or anti-choice activists) ,after all it is a womans body, and they too have rights. No pres

Sexual Hidden Talent
Using your body Your sexual hidden talent is using your body's natural charm and beauty to seduce your partner. You are all about having the perfect body/looking good for your partner - and it does the trick every time. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

My Sexual Hidden Talent
Using your mouth Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your mouth. You are incredibly sensual, a great kisser and a seductive lover. You drive all of your partners crazy with your mouth. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com Funny though, I did not realize it was hidden

Some Thing Funny I Did :)
You said your birthday is 9 / 7 / 1975 which means you are 31 years old and about: 56 years 7 months younger than Zsa Zsa Gabor, age 87 45 years 3 months younger than Clint Eastwood, age 76 42 years 7 months younger than Kim Novak, age 73 39 years 7 months younger than Burt Reynolds, age 70 35 years 7 months younger than Nick Nolte, age 66 34 years 4 months younger than Ann-Margret, age 65 28 years 6 months younger than Billy Crystal, age 59 25 years 10 months younger than Whoopi Goldberg, age 56 23 years 2 months younger than Robin Williams, age 54 19 years 2 months younger than Tom Hanks, age 50 16 years 10 months younger than Jamie Lee Curtis, age 47 14 years 5 months younger than Eddie Murphy, age 45 5 years 1 month younger than Jennifer Lopez, age 36 3 years 5 months older than Jennifer Love Hewitt, age 27 12 years 7 months older than Haley Joel Osment, age 18 and when these movies were released in the U.S. your age was: Star Wars: 1 Animal House: 2 Star

I'm An Angel
You scored as Angel. Angel: Angels are the guardians of all things, from the smallest ant to the tallest tree. They give inspiration, love, hope, and positive emotion. They live among humans without being seen. They are the good in all things, and if you feel alone, don't fear. They are always watching. Often times they merely stand by, whispering into the ears of those who feel lost. They would love nothing more then to reveal themselves, but in today's society, this would bring havoc and many unneeded questions. Give thanks to all things beautiful, for you are an Angel.Angel100%Faerie75%Mermaid67%Dragon50%Demon25%WereWolf8%What Mythological Creature are you? (Cool Pics!)created with QuizFarm.com

Lol
Little johney was taken a shower with his mom and he looked down at her bush and he said mommy whats that why is it there. well johney thats my sponge thats there to keep me clean.well later that night johney's mom and dad decided have some fun but johney's dad wanted her to shave off her bush and she did. well the next day johney was taken a shower with his mom again and he looked down and said mommy what happend to your spongey thing it's gone what did you do with it. well john it got dirty so i got rid of it i threw it out the window it's gone now.so the very next day little johney come running in the house yelling and screaming mommy mommy i just found your sponge the neighbor lady miss smith was washing daddy's face with it.!!!!!!!!!!

Some Thing Funny I Did :)
Happy Birthday Joann! Today you are 31 years old and about: 58 years 1 month younger than Walter Cronkite, age 89 54 years 7 months younger than Pope John Paul II, age 85 50 years 6 months younger than George Herbert Bush, age 81 43 years 2 months younger than Barbara Walters, age 74 41 years 1 month younger than Larry King, age 72 34 years 10 months younger than Ted Koppel, age 65 31 years 5 months younger than Geraldo Rivera, age 62 28 years 5 months younger than George W. Bush, age 59 23 years 5 months younger than Jesse Ventura, age 54 19 years 1 month younger than Bill Gates, age 50 14 years 3 months younger than Cal Ripken Jr., age 45 8 years 5 months younger than Mike Tyson, age 39 4 years 4 months younger than Jennifer Lopez, age 35 1 year 1 month older than Tiger Woods, age 29 7 years 6 months older than Prince William, age 23 This also means you were: 29 years old GOT MERRIED 26 years old at the time of the 9-11 attack on America 25 years old on the

The Soldier!
the soldier Soldiers come in all shapes, shades, weights, sizes, and states of sobriety, misery, and confusion. He is sly as a fox, has the nerve of a dope addict, the stories of an old sailor, the sincerity of a politician, and the subtly of Mt. Saint Helen. He is extremely irresistible, totally irrational and completely indestructible. A Soldier is a Soldier all his life. He is a magical creature. You can kick him out of your house but not out of your heart. You can take him off your mailing list but not off your mind. soldier are found everywhere... in love...in battle... in lust... in trouble...in debt...in bars and ... behind them. No one can write so seldom and yet think so much of you. No one else can get so much enjoyment out of a letter or clean clothes or a six pack. A Soldier is a genius with a deck of cards. A millionaire without a cent and brave without a grain of sense. He is the PROTECTOR OF AMERICA, with the latest copy of playboy in his back pocket. When he

One Word Game!!
one word In One Word. Game... Game on!! Here's how to play the game. Describe ME in ONE WORD...just one word! Send it to me only, then send this message to your friends and see how many odd things people say about you! ~Some of you have this already~ Lets play! Just hit reply and send me my one word back. Then forward this message on to your friends (including me) and see what they say about you - GAME ON!! Have fun and Enjoy

National Care Week
It's national care week... time to send messages to all your friends, telling them how much you care about them. Without friends you would be missing out on a lot. A friend should be radical; They should love you when you're unlovable, Hug you when you're unhuggable, And bear you when you're unbearable. A friend should be fanatical; They should cheer when the whole world boos, Dance when you get good news, And cry when you cry. But most of all, a friend should be mathematical, They should multiply the joy, Divide the sorrow, Subtract the past, And add to tomorrow, Calculate the need deep within your heart, And always be bigger than the sum of all their parts. I care about you. Have a nice day, and I'm glad we are friends!!!

What Art Movement Are You?
You Are Impressionism You think the world is quite beautiful, especially if you look at it in new and interesting ways. You tend to focus on color and movement in art. For you, seeing the big picture is much more important than recording every little detail. You can find inspiration anywhere... especially from nature.

Halloween Costume!
So I finally got all my stuff for my halloween costume and it's gonna be awesome. In case I haven't told you already I'm gonna be Mario from the Super Mario Brothers. So I got a hat, overalls, red long sleeved shirt, boots, fake mustache stuff which has this adhesive that's probably gonna give me cancer ( but that's how you know it works!) I have to cut out the white circle and the M for the cap but I got craft foam and I'm gonna use a hot glue gun on it. It's really gonna be awesome. I'm doing this nonsense for the Halloween event we're having at the Zoo it's the 27-30th from 6-9 You should totally be there! I'm working at the corn stalk maze ;P here's how to get there http://elmwoodparkzoo.org/visit/directions.html so come and say hello and let me know if you're gonna be there!

Piece Of Ass Application
The Ultimate Application for a Piece of Ass Warning: Fill out this application of your own free will…it will not be shared with another living soul…and I stress living, so if someone wants to tell their dead granny that you have a small penis or fake boobs…that means you will be laughed at when you get to the pearly gates, and not before. Be honest…don't try to lie if the person you are sending this to knows the truth…and plus its not as fun if you lie. Enjoy! Name: Address: Age: Real Age: Hair Color: Real Hair Color: Eye Color: Contacts: Dentures: Weight: Height: Waist Size: Bra/Penis Size: Marital Status: Please highlight or circle all that apply 1. Married 2. Single 3. Divorced 4. Swinger 5.

National Breast Cancer Awareness
It would be wonderful if 2006 were the year a cure for breast cancer was found! Every year, breast cancer claims more than 40,000 lives. It's likely that someone you know has been affected by it. Awareness and early detection are our best weapons in the ongoing fight against this killer. Get involved! Your support and involvement are so important to us and your local community. Please participate in Pink October activities. Together, we can meet our goal and make a difference in someone's life. Many of us know women and their families whose lives are turned upside-down by breast cancer. It takes so little to do so much in this drive.

Intructions On My Favorite Tie
Apparently this is how I should be tied up. Your BishopBondage PositionJust a little more. Do you think you can move, my pet? Go ahead, try to struggle. Try to scream. I let you go when I'm good and ready.How would you be tied up?Take the Bishop Bondage Test(only 4 questions)

I Will All Ways Love You
Like most elementary schools, it was typical to have a parade of students in and out of the health clinic throughout the day. We dispensed ice for bumps and bruises, Band-Aids for cuts, and liberal doses of sympathy and hugs. As principal, my office was right next door to the clinic, so I often dropped in to lend a hand and help out with the hugs. I knew that for some kids, mine might be the only one they got all day. One morning I was putting a Band-Aid on a little girl's scraped knee Her blonde hair was matted, and I noticed that she was shivering in her thin little sleeveless blouse. I found her a warm sweatshirt and helped her pull it on. "Thanks for taking care of me," she whispered as she climbed into my lap and snuggled up against me. It wasn't long after that when I ran across an unfamiliar lump under my arm. Cancer, an aggressively spreading kind, had already invaded thirteen of my lymph nodes. I pondered whether or not to tell the students about my diagnosis. The word b

The First Week Of The New College
It was the first week of the new college semester. My fraternity had planned a big celebration for Saturday night. The party was sea of people drinking, smoking dope, dancing and talking to one another. One woman in particular had turned the heads of most of the men and some of the women in throng. She was wearing a black and white polka-dot mini dress with a scooped neck that complemented her ample breasts and sculptured dancer’s legs. She was apparently unattached and by her unsteady gait had enjoyed more than her share of libations. I walked over to her to start a conversation. I quickly found out that her name was Carlynn and she was definitely unattached. We had been chatting for a few minutes and I couldn’t help but stare down at her cleavage. The more that I stared at her tits I could swear that I saw her nipples growing thick and hard as they poked against her dress. I tried to imagine what her tits would look like exposed. The way that she smiled it was apparent th

My Gift...
You scored as You have the Gift of Wisdom. You have had the gift of Wisdom bestoyed upon you. You know how things work, and usually don't know where your knowledge comes from. The same applies to other things that you "just know". People come to you for advice because you are almost always right. Have patience with yourself and don't over do everything.You have the Gift of Wisdom100%You have the Gift of Empathy94%You have the Gift of Discernment94%You have the Gift of Perception/Aura Vision81%You have the Gift of a Seer56%You sadly do not recognize your gift yet31%What is your gift?(PICS)created with QuizFarm.com

Fourty-something Bbw Slut
They where a nice couple both of them in there 40's or so it looked the wife Marge was huge with her massive body crammed into a knee length dress her double chin joining her enormous breasts that sat on her lap as she drank her beer. The husband Dan was slim and not as talkative as his wife. I was staying just the one night like them at the hotel just passing through and meet them in the hotel bar. We talked about everything and nothing but it was what I needed and every time I tried to leave Marge would insist on more drinks so in the end I stopped trying and just chatted and drank. I didn't notice at first but she was flirting more and more until it became quite obvious when she leaned towards me to whisper the punch line of a naughty joke and placed her hand on my leg, she left it there longer than needed and then she slid it onto the inside of my leg and gave it a squeeze. I was amused by it and pretended not to notice. At closing time I said good night but Marge said they h

Girls In The Phone Book
I checked into a hotel on a business trip and I was a bit lonely, so I thought I'd get me one of those girls you see advertised in phone books. I decided to phone one called Erogeonique, lovely girl, bending over in the photo -- beautiful. So I picked up the card and I dialed the number. "Hello?" the woman says. "Hi, I hear you do massage and I'd like you to come to my room and give me a massage. No...wait, I want sex... I want it hard, fast and now! I'm talking kinky, the whole night, you name it we'll do it. Bring implements, bring toys... do the lot, all night, tie me up, cover me in anything. Now how does that sound.? She says, "That sounds fantastic... But for an outside line you press 9."

My Art Movement...
You Are Modernism You tend to be oriented toward the future and technology. You like art that signals how the world might change in radical ways. As far as art goes, everything in the past is obsolete - and it's time to carve a new path. You prefer art that doesn't follow any rules - even if the art doesn't make much sense. What Art Movement Are You?

I Love You
I HOPE YOU ALL LIKE WHEN YOU READ IT PLEASE COMMENT ON IT THANK YOU ROSES ARE RED THE SKY IS BLUE I'M VERY HAPPY HAPPY TO BE WITH YOU AS YOUR LIPS TOUCHES MINE AS MINE TOUCHES YOURS THIS A MOMENT THAT I JUST COULDN'T WAIT FOR YOU'RE SO SWEET TO ME WHEN YOU ARE AROUND ME EVERY SECOND THERE IS I FEEL SO SAFE AND FREE YOU'RE MY BOYFRIEND AND BEST FRIEND AND WOULDN'T WANT OUR RELATIONSHIP WE HAVE TO END WHEN I'M WITH YOU AND AS I FEEL YOUR SOFT TOUCHES YOU GIVE ME BUTTERFLIES IN MY STOMACH AS WE ARE TOGETHER THE MOMENTS WE HAVE WILL ALWAYS LAST FOREVER WE BOTH WANT A DAUGHTER OR A SON WE BOTH CAN'T WAIT UNTIL THAT DAY COMES I AM SO HAPPY I'M WITH YOU I'M SO HAPPY I FOUND YOU I'M SO HAPPY I LOVE YOU GIVE COMMENTS AND LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU THINK AND IF YOU LIKE IT thank you beautiful angel

Hello Everyone!
Just wnated to write a blog, to get myself started, of course. :) Today, i got my hair cut, cause it needed it, and because Greg's sister needed a hair model for this new job (to demostrate her skillz!) so, i'm happy i got my dead ends all cut off! cause my hair was getting nappy. haha. Anyway, after that i went to my second job, and played with the kids. (My second job is this program at the elementary schools called "Adventure Club"...it's a before and after school daycare.)....it was pretty fun today...we made these paintings...with bats...and played bingo, and what not. it was great. I love playing halloween games with the kids...and we did that in the gym! :) They're so much fun, and sooo cute! Some of them are a handful, but i still enjoy watching them all. There are 51 in total! Anyway My first job (which i only work like 4 times a week)....is a waitress job at First Watch (it's a breakfast/brunch/lunch place)....open from 7-2:30. Soo, yea, that's kinda a little about me.

Blind Dates
SO I WENT ON A BLIND WHEN I WAS 23 AND MET THIS GIRL NAMED UMMMM "SARA". SHE WAS ABOUT A 7 BUT I DIDNT BITCH SINCE....WELL....I WAS HORNY AN SHE WAS PAST THE MINIMUM 6. WE HAD DINNER AND SHE MADE ME UNCOMFORTABLE, SHE WAS A VEGETARIAN AND I WAS EATING STEAK! (memo to every man who eats steak medium rare; don't date a vegetarian, they talk to much shyt an u can't enjoy your meal!) OK AFTER FOOD WE WENT TO CATCH A SHOW (chick flick too ;) ) MOVIE DONE SHE SHOWED PROMISE ( i snuck in some captain an coke to watch the chick flick and it was kicking in) WE WENT BACK TO MY PLACE AND IT STARTED TO GET HEATED!! TURNS OUT SHE HAD A PEFECT BODY UNDER HER OUTFIT, SEXY ABS, PERFECT CHEST, TAN AN ASS BUT THERE WAS JUST ONE PROBLEM; HER PANTIES WERE CUTE AN PINK WITH A SAYING ON THE FRONT AN BACK. ON THE FRONT IT SAID WEDNESDAY (this just happened to be friday!) AND ON THE BACK IT SAID "IT AINT GONNA LICK ITSELF!" (ummm yes it is!! lmao) SO TO MAKE IT SHORT AN SWEET I THREW HER OUT AND NEVER CALLED

Respect The Flag
When you see the Stars and Stripes displayed, son, stand up and take off your hat. Somebody may titter. It is in the blood of some to ridicule all expression of noble sentiment. You may blaspheme in the street and stagger drunken in public places, and the bystanders will not pay much attention to you; but if you should get down on your knees and pray to Almighty God, or if you should stand bareheaded while a company of old soldiers marches by with flags to the breeze, some people will think you are showing off. But don't you mind! When Old Glory comes along, salute, and let them think what they please! When you hear the band play "The Star-Spangled Banner" while you are in a restaurant or hotel dining room, get up even if you rise alone; stand there and don't be ashamed of it, either! For of all the signs and symbols since the world began there is none other so full of meaning as the flag of this country. That piece of red, white and blue means five thousand years of struggle upw

If I Drink This Milkshake..it Will Go Right To My Ass
Eyes frist met I had to blush For when i saw him I got a rush I knew there was something When i looked in his eyes I felt so happy I nearly broke down and cried When we held each other I felt something new A deep love From me too you When i looked at him again I felt something i need to feel A sence of love and compassion A love so real And as i think back on that day Of thoes happy thoughts of him and I It makes me so very happy that i want to cry But i don't cry b/c i'm happy you see For the love i feel from him to me!

Virgins And What They're Like
This is just a fun thing I like to do, find something and then come up with catchy sayings describing them... This topic comes from the saying I heard once "Virginity is like a bubble, one prick and it's gone." So I decided that ok fair enough, but Virgins are like Pringles... Once you pop you just can't stop. If you think of any others let me know. On a final note... Past the lips, over the gums, watch out girl here I cum :)

A Simple Friend
A simple friend has never seen you cry. Your best friend has shoulders soggy from your tears. A simple friend doesn't know your parents' first names. Your best friend has their phone numbers in her address book. A simple friend brings a bottle of wine to your party. Your best friend comes early to help you cook and stays late to help you clean. A simple friend hates it when you call after he has gone to bed. Your best friend asks you why you took so long to call. A simple friend seeks to talk with you about your problems. Your best friend seeks to help you with your problems. A simple friend wonders about your romantic history. Your best friend could blackmail you with it. A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest. Your best friend opens your refrigerator and helps himself. A simple friend expects you to always be there for them. Your best friend expects to always be there for you!

Confused
just so much stuff has happen in my life such as my momma being sick my dad being sick me having kids and there dad a asshole thinks he got the control of everything i been talking to a few people and all and got close to them as in freinds,,my bestfreind lives in florida miss her like crazy she calls me everyday as much as i call her my cousin jermaiah is getting married in oct 2007 im in the wedding woot woot cant wait ....other than that i dont know what else to type at all

Morning Sugar
As June Halstrom sat at her kitchen table drinking her morning cup steaming hot black coffee, she thought, "God, I wish I could just sit here all day!" It was cold outside, about twenty degrees, and June involuntarily pulled her terry cloth bathrobe tighter around her body. She had a lot of errands to run today, and the day wasn't getting any shorter! Her reverie was broken by the ringing the kitchen phone, and after answering it, it was her neighbor Bev who wanted to come over for a quick visit. June started to protest, but gave up when her friend said she was coming over and hung up the phone on her. Two minutes later there was a knock on the back door and Bev came in without waiting for her knock to be answered. "Now, Bev," June protested, "I've got a lot of work to do today, and I don't have time for any fooling around!" Bev plopped down on a chair and poured herself a cup of coffee, cocked her head to one side, and looked June over with lust in her eyes. "Now just a minute, Bev,"

Three Little Pigs
Three little pigs went out to dinner one night. The waiter comes and takes their drink order. "I would like a Sprite." said the first little piggie. "I would like a Coke," said the second little piggie. "I want water, lots and lots of water," said the third little piggie. The drinks are brought out and the waiter takes their orders for dinner. "I want a nice big steak," said the first piggie. "I would like the salad plate," said the second little piggie. "I want water, lots and lots of water,"Image of Pig_In_Heaven.gif said the third little piggie. The meals were brought out and a while later the waiter approached the table and asked if the piggies would like any dessert. "I want a banana split." said the first piggie. "I want a root beer float," said the second piggie. "I want water, lots and lots of water," exclaimed the third little piggie. "Pardon me for asking," said the waiter, "but why have you only ordered water?" "Well,"

Sick And Twisted...but Thats Just Me
You scored as Gunshot. Your death will be by gunshot, probably because you are some important person or whatever. Possibly a sniper, nice, quick, clean shot to the head. Just beautiful.Gunshot87%Suicide80%Posion73%Bomb60%Eaten53%Accident53%Stabbed53%Cut Throat33%Disappear33%Disease20%Suffocated20%Natural Causes

Please Read My Blogs. You'll Love Them.
I am going to be posting some emails thatwere sent to me by my friends. I got some laughs from them so I wanted to share them with everyone here too. Ya'll are more than welcome to look, laugh, comment and share with others.

Closed For Repairs
More than you know, I miss you. More than you know, I care. You move in your world. I move in mine. And the bridge is closed for repairs. Last night the wind was angry. Today, there's a chill in the air. I'm missing you. Are you missing me - while the bridge is closed for repairs ? Two lonely people. Two lonely lives - moving through time - somewhere. I wait and pray, that love will survive, and the bridge will soon be repaired. Life still goes on around us, but distance hangs silent in the air. Echo returns to this calling heart. The bridge is still closed for repairs. We didn't plan that mad storm - ill wind that blew from somewhere. But we let it damage the bridge, that only true love can repair. In the distance between us, like islands apart, sad clouds still hang in the air. Please hear this message; this prayer of the heart, that the bridge can still be repaired - and know that I still care.

What Is Love
Love... a small word for such a complex emotion. There is no simple explanation for it, because love is made up of many things. It cannot be measured, because it is a feeling. All of the money in the world cannot buy love; it has to be earned. It does not happen by wishing; it must come about naturally. Love is not an instantaneous emotion, but something that grows slowly between two people, maturing with time. Once love has reached maturity, there is no stronger bond between two people. Love is sharing the good and the bad, the hopes and the dreams, the amusing times and the serious times. It is doing things together, yet leaving room for each to grow as an individual. How do I know these things about love? Because this is the kind of love you have given to me and the kind of love I feel for you.

I Had A Weird Dream =(
That i was being chased by a serial killer. Then he started to kill all my friends and tried to kill my family and then out of no where the killer took off their mask and it was me. so i guess im a serial killer. what the..i was about to burst out in tears i was sad,i feel like a weirdo..haha well i hate this.its just a dream. well im gonna go get better and im gonna go eat my soup and take my medicine bye bye,tina

Missed Love
I am sure I have missed givin out some love the last few days due to some computer hiccups but I will try to mke up for it if I can. Dont be afraid to stop by and rate my profile , check out my picture or send me a message and say hi. I love all of you. Kevin

New Blog
I want a guy/girl with : hair length - shoulder length hair color - blonde or dark brown eye color - any weight - um, nuthin over 200lbs [exceptions] height - nothing over 6'4 [exceptions], nothing less than 5'8 job - doesnt matter [i love musicans and wrestlers :] tattoos - a few pircings - a few I love it when : 1) guys baby me 2) guys grab my hand while walking 3) guys hold me in their arms 4) Randy calls me "sweatie" 5) guys DONT call me "sexy" or "hawt" but, i love it when they call me "beautiful" or "cutie"

A Childs Angel
Once upon a time, there was a child ready to be born. One day She asked God: "They tell me you are sending me to earth tomorrow but how am I going to live there being so small and helpless?" God: "Among the many angels, I chose one especially for you. She will be waiting for you and will take care of you." Child: "But tell me, here in Heaven, I don't do anything else but sing and smile, and that's enough for me to be happy. Will I be happy there?" God: "Your angel will sing for you and will also smile for you every day. You will feel your angel's love and be happy." Child: "How am I going to be able to understand when people talk to me if I don't know the language that they talk?" God: "Your angel will tell you the most beautiful and sweet words you will ever hear. With much patience and care, your angel will teach you how to speak." Child: "And what am I going to do when I want to talk to you?" God: "Your angel will place your hands together and will tea

Final Exam
A high school English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being there tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!" A smart-ass guy in the back of the room raises his hand and asks, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?" The class does its best to stifle their laughter and snickering. Silence is restored, the teacher smiles sympathetically at the student, shakes her head, and sweetly says, "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand." It took 15 minutes for the class to come to order.......

Friggen Internet
ok well.. just so everyone knows.. im having a few home issues at this point.. i dont have the internet right now.. so if u comment me or whatever.. and it takes me a while to respond.. im sorry.. and i'll get to you asap...

Oversatyration
Damn, if that wasn't a freudian typo for the title. I think I've had my fill of lecherous behavior for one week. Perhaps enough for a few years. I hope I don't find opportunity to be surprised at myself further. And here I thought I already had my mid-life crisis at 35 ;)

Your Place In Life
IM NOT SURE IF YOU ARE AN ORGAN DONOR OR IF YOU HAVE EVER STOPPED TO EVEN GIVE IT A THOUGT OR NOT. I HAD SOMETHING PRETTY HORRIFIC HAPPEN A LITTLE OVER A YEAR AGO. MY BEST FRIEND AN THE GUY THAT I WAS MADLY IN LOVE WITH DIED. HE WAS ONLY 28. HE WAS AN ORGAN DONOR AN BECAUSE OF THE CHOICE HE HAD MADE EARLIER ON HE ENDED UP SAVING 7 OTHER PEOPLES LIVES BY DONATING HIS ORGANS UPON HIS DEATH. HE WAS ON LIFE SUPPORT AN COULDNT TALK OR COMMUNICATE AT ALL BUT I KNEW HE WAS A DONOR SO I INFORMED HIS MOTHER, SHOWED HER HIS DRIVERS LICENSE AND FROM THERE THEY STARTED GETTING EVERYTHING DONE SO THE RECIEPENTS WOULD BE READY TO RECIEVE WHEN THEY REMOVED HIS ORGANS. NONE OF US HAVE A PROMISE OF TOMORROW, HOWEVER WHEN WE ARE DEAD AND GONE A PART OF US CAN CONTINUE TO LIVE THRU THE LIVES OF OTHERS IF WE DONATE OUR ORGANS BY BEING A DONOR. HE WAS A VERY GIVING PERSON AND ALWAYS HELPED ANYONE HE COULD, EVEN IN DEATH HE CONTINUED TO HELP OTHERS, TODAY 7 PEOPLE CAN THANK HIM FOR LIFE BECAUSE HIS DEATH GA

The True Meaning Of The Word S.h.i.t!
IN THE 16TH AND 17TH CENTURIES, EVERYTHING HAD TO BE TRANSPORTED BY SHIP. IT WAS ALSO BEFORE COMMERCIAL FERTILIZERS INVENTION, SO LARGE SHIPMENTS OF MANURE WERE COMMON. IT WAS SHIPPED DRY, BECAUSE IN DRY FORM IT WEIGHED A LOT LESS THAN WHEN WET, BUT ONCE WATER (AT SEA) HIT IT, IT NOT ONLY BECAME HEAVIER, BUT THE PROCESS OF FERMENTATION BEGAN AGAIN OF WHICH A BY PRODUCT IS METHANE GAS. AS THE STUFF WAS STORED BELOW DECKS IN BUNDLES YOU CAN SEE WHAT COULD (AND DID) HAPPEN. METHANE BEGAN TO BUILD UP BELOW DECKS AND THE FIRST TIME SOMEONE CAME BELOW AT NIGHT WITH A LANTERN, BOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!! SEVERAL SHIPS WERE DESTROYED IN THIS MANNER BEFORE IT WAS DETERMINED JUST WHAT WAS HAPPENING. AFTER THAT, THE BUNDLES OF MANURE WERE ALWAYS STAMPED WITH THE TERM "SHIP HIGH IN TRANSIT" ON THEM WHICH MEANT FOR THE SAILORS TO STOW IT AT HIGH ENOUGH OFF THE LOWER DECKS SO THAT ANY WATER THAT CAME INTO THE HOLD WOULD NOT TOUCH THIS VOLATILE CARGO AND START THE PRODUCTION OF METHANE. THUS EVOL

Angels Hugging Angels
Have you ever found a friend that just touches you deep inside? You feel a special bond that you simply cannot hide. You give them a piece of your heart, a view of what you are, Sometimes they live close to you, sometimes they live too far. It really doesn't matter, you were friends from the start, Soon you realize their memory is a piece of your heart. You feel like they're an angel, placed here just for you, You are always amazed at the sweet things that they do. You don't have to see them or talk to them every day, To know that God has sent them in His own special way. How else could you explain, this friendship and deep love? It must be an angel, sent from heaven above. How can you love someone you've never really seen? The question you may ask, Is this just a dream? Soon you realize, your feelings are quite sincere. Your friendship will continue year after year. Funny when you talk you both seem to disagree, I think you're the angel and you think it is

Poem
Life is an opportunity, benefit from it. Life is beauty, admire it. Life is a dream, realize it. Life is a challenge, meet it. Life is a duty, complete it. Life is a game, play it. Life is a promise, fulfill it. Life is sorrow, overcome it. Life is a song, sing it. Life is a struggle, accept it. Life is a tragedy, confront it. Life is an adventure, dare it. Life is luck, make it. Life is too precious, do not destroy it. Life is life, fight for it. Mother Theresa

Fun Fun
Each player of this game starts with 6 weird things or habits about themselves. People who are tagged should write a blog with their own 6 weird things or habits, and state this rule clearly. Choose 6 people to be tagged, list their names, leave them a comment and tell them they are tagged and to check your blog for details. It's fun! 1.PEOPLE THAT ARE LATE BUGS ME 2.I HAVE A THING FOR COWBOYS ( THEY HAVE CUTE BUTTS LOL) 3.I HAVE 2 WOUNDERFUL KIDS 4. ON FRIDAY NIGHTS IS PARTY NIGHT FOR ME 5.MY MOM IS MY BEST FRIEND I GUESS YOU COULD SAY IN A AWAY I AM A MOMMY GIRL 6. I HAVE TO GO SEE MY MOM AT LEAST ONCE A WEEK MOST OF THE TIME ON SATERDAYS i'm taggin TERA SHY SCOTTIE JOANNE BADBOYNMD BIG DADDY

Jelly Beans
Have you heard the story of the jelly beans? Little jelly beans Tell a story true. A tale of our Father's love That's just for me and you. GREEN is for the new spring grass. YELLOW is for the sun above. BROWN is for the soft earth where People sat hearing of HIS love. PURPLE'S for the robe he wore RED is for that precious wine. BLACK is for the sins He washed From your soul and mine. BLUE'S for the sadness of HIS friends and family, and is for the glory of the Day HE rose for you and me. Now that you've heard the story You know what each color means. The story of our Father's love As told by jelly beans. So when you see jelly beans on this Easter season, stop and remember, Jesus is the reason!

"a True Soul Mate"
A True Soul Mate Only once in your life, I truly believe, you find someone who can completely turn your world around. You tell them things that you've never shared with another soul and they absorb everything you say and actually want to hear more. You share hopes for the future, dreams that will never come true, goals that were never achieved and the many disappointments life has thrown at you. When something wonderful happens, you can't wait to tell them about it, knowing they will share in your excitement. They are not embarrassed to cry with you when you are hurting or laugh with you when you make a fool of yourself. Never do they hurt your feelings or make you feel like you are not good enough, but rather they build you up and show you the things about yourself that make you special and even beautiful. There is never any pressure, jealousy or competition but only a quiet calmness when they are around. You can be yourself and not worry about what the

From Life Of Death
Johnny-Boy's in the hospital. He just got an overdose of cocaine. I saw the blood all over the floor, after they mopped it up -- but the stains remained and bore testimony to it all. It was all passing over my ears as I heard it. Another one happened to do with Lolita -- she dumped her old boyfriend, some guy named Jose -- for a Vietnamese kid named Ding Dong. On top of that, she's having an affair with Sal Moustafa, of all people. It was all very confusing when I heard it through Basil. Jose had leaped into the Potomac River and killed himself, I heard. But Sal Moustafa, too, was dead. Ding Dong and Lolita got into a car crash not long ago and Lolita broke her neck; she also had a miscarriage with Sal's baby -- the one I picked up, I discovered. They were driving home from the Tropicana disco in Holiday Inn downtown when Ding Dong, drunk as usual, crashed his car, a beautiful Rolls Royce, right into a tree. A Rolls Royce! What a fool . . . "Gooks can't drive, man," Barnaby said to me.

Seeing Me In Your Eyes
SEEING ME IN YOUR EYES love is like that you know whispered breezes blowing the mind while fingers gently travel the curve of the spine looking pools that mirror the soul where spring's flowering blossoms ever bloom and grow where hills of bravely lit rainbows dream spark the fires of dawn in destiny looking into lovely and sweet wading the stream of life without the need of footed covering balancing upon each rock in the stream while desire climbs each memory feeling the slime green between toes painted red with a smile that comes from so deep within it speads wide with the wings of know of the me in you buttercups and jasmine the day the night in your eyes I flow like honey on toast sweet to the taste and so sticky a treat watching you lick your fingers so covered in me this is the view I see when I look deep into the eyes of you and the me I know

Sarah Loosing Her Virginity
As I stood outside the rather grand mansion waiting for the door to be opened a shiver of fear and excitement ran through me at what I was about to do. I squeezed my boyfriend Alan's hand, and smiled at him. He squeezed back encouragingly. Then the door was opened by a gorgeous looking brunette wearing a black basque, fishnet stockings and stilettoes. Her outfit certainly showed off her assets to their best advantage - magnificent breasts pushed up and out and showing plenty of cleavage, a slender waist, and lovely long, shapely legs. She smiled at us and said "Hi, my name's Carrie, welcome to our little party", then held the door open for us to enter. "Let me take your coats, you certainly won't be needing them now!" Carrie laughed. We introduced ourselves as Alan and Sarah and I slipped off my fake fur to reveal what little I had on - a red corset laced up at the front, with a push-up bra showing off most of my ample tits, a sheer black lace thong which was mainly see-through so a

A Little Something I Wrote
Be true to yourself… When you are honest with yourself You can see how you really are inside And just what it is others will see about you If given the chance to really know you What you show them is what they base Their opinions of you on Friendships can be built upon this Emotions will form and only if you are honest Will they be worth something to you Or to the people you have allowed in Don’t be ashamed of who you are inside Beauty is in the eye of the beholder What you see isn’t necessarily what Anyone else will see about you True happiness will only come from within And that is easiest to achieve with honesty Know that if someone tells you They love you, they most likely do. Embrace it or push it away, the choice Is for you and you alone to make No one else can make these choices for you Be true to yourself and never lose Sight of what is most important to you May you always find contentment in life. A. Boudreaux 2006

How Many Times .............
HOW MANY TIMES WILL I CHANGE MY LIFE HOW MANY TIMES WILL THEY WANT TO BE MY WIFE, HOW MANY TIMES WILL I LISTEN TO THEIR RAP HOW MANY TIMES WILL I PUT UP WITH ALL THIS CRAP, HOW MANY TIMES WILL I WORSHIP ALL THIS PUSSY HOW MANY TIMES WILL MY FRIENDS CALL ME A WUSSY, HOW MANY TIMES WILL I THINK ITS ALL ALRIGHT HOW MANY TIMES TILL I FIND THE ONE THATS TIGHT, HOW MANY TIMES WILL I FALL IN LOVE HOW MANY TIMES TILL I RISE ABOVE, HOW MANY TIMES WILL MY KIDS THINK SHES THE ONE HOW MANY TIMES TILL THEY REALLY HAVE A MUM, HOW MANY TIMES MUST I PUT MYSELF THROUGH THIS HOW MANY TIMES WILL I PUT UP WITH BEING DISSED, HOW MANY TIMES TILL I REMEMBER I'M A MAN HOW MANY TIMES WILL I PACK THAT MOVING VAN, HOW MANY TIMES WILL I LET MYSELF BE FUCKED WELL I'LL TELL YOU NO MORE.

A Hot And Horny Girl Confess
Hello, let me introduce myself. My name is Kelly. I'm a nurse. I work full time and have two ren. I'm in my early thirties. I have a nice body, at least that is what I'm told. I think I could stand to lose a pound or two. The power lifting I did when I was Hot Wet Shaved Pussy younger still makes my body look very muscular. So, you get the idea. I'm in fairly good shape and very busy. One day, while I was trying to get some rest, one of my friends came over. Her name is Victoria. I've known her for about three years. She has money and likes to flaunt it. She just Black Pussy Clips got back from a vacation in Mexico (lucky girl, I wish I had time to go on a vacation. Hell, I wish I just had time) and wanted to tell me about it. I was in the kitchen making us some tea while Victoria sat on the couch. She was droning on and Women With Hairy Pussy on about how fun Mexico was. I wasn't really listening too much so I missed the whole story about a necklace she wanted to show me. When I s

I Am Afraid To Love, And Yet I Love You.
I am afraid to love, and yet I love you. My fear is like a wall I walk right through. The wall is there, and yet it doesn't stop me. I need it still, and yet I still need you. I know someday we will be in a field Surrounded by the blessing of the sky. I'll dance with all the freedom of pure joy, Needing you without a reason why. But now I'm still afraid that I might lose you, That you might not accept my desperate need. You make me laugh and cry and be completely. You are the flower, I the slender reed.

Redneck Jokes
Redneck Joke You Must Be A Redneck If * You recycle your own toilet paper * Your mom has to shave more times a month than your dad * You see a bill board that says "Don't do crack" and it reminds you to pull up your pants. * You stare at a carton of orange juice because it says "concentrate." * Your bumper sticker reads: "One more Whore and We Get Gore." * The nativity scene you set up in your yard at Christmas includes two pink flamingos and baby Jesus lying in a painted tire. * Most of your teeth are on a chain around your neck. * You hunt from your bedroom window. * Your dad walks you to school because you're in the same grade. * You refrigerate your food stamps. * You use a 10 penny nail to pick your teeth after a night of road kill. * You have ever dressed your child as a "Snot-rag" for Halloween. * Your idea of a loaded dishwasher is getting your wife drunk. * You and your spouse get divorced and you are still relatives. * You go to y

Comming Soon, My New Son
my wife went to the dr today and had a sonogram done, everything looks great baby is a lil big!! we are having a boy and he is due on march 20th.. i have put his pictures up so go check them out.....

Do You Want Me? What's The Matter?
Do you want me? What's the matter? You're afraid some door will close? You want the scent without the rose? The moans of love without the chatter? You think our love might be a tomb, The only exit through my pain? You'd rather put things off again To give your fantasies some room? You think: she's great, but in a while I might get bored? Or something better, Filling out a tighter sweater, Might flash me a quick come-on smile? You don't want to be tied just yet To just one future, just one kiss? You think about all you might miss And hold out for a better bet? Well, fine! But then why do you haunt Me like a jackal night and day? Why, when my interest seems to stray, Are you so sure of what you want? Why, when I dare so much as laugh At some guy's jokes, you go ballistic, Nasty, borderline sadistic, As if somebody touched your stuff? And yet when I hook on to you, You will not let yourself be mine, Take out your fears and draw a line Between wha

Five Lessons To Make You Think About How We Treat People
1 - First Important Lesson - Cleaning Lady. During my second month of college, our professor Gave us a pop quiz. I was a conscientious student And had breezed through the questions until I read The last one: "What is the first name of the woman who cleans the school?" Surely this was some kind of joke. I had seen the Cleaning woman several times. She was tall, Dark-haired and in her 50s, but how would I know her name? I handed in my paper, leaving the last question Blank. Just before class ended, one student asked if The last question would count toward our quiz grade. "Absolutely," said the professor. "In your careers, You will meet many people. All are significant. They Deserve your attention and care, even if all you do Is smile and say "hello." I've never forgotten that lesson. I also learned her Name was Dorothy. 2. - Second Important Lesson - Pickup in the Rain One night, at 11:30 P.M., an older African American Woman was standing on the s

A Girlfriend's Neither Gotten Nor Forgotten.
A girlfriend's neither gotten nor forgotten. She's never just a friend who is a girl. She doesn't wear a nameplate or a flower. You never can be certain that she's there. You're going to have to jump right off a building And probably break your ego and your neck. Nine times out of ten you'll wish you'd vanished, But one time out of ten--why, there she'll be! A girlfriend isn't something you acquire. A girlfriend is a person, not a thing. And if you leap and land next to the right one, She'll burn her image right into your heart.

Winning Toast
John OReilly hoisted his beer and said, "Heres to spending the rest o' me life between the legs o' me wife!" That won him the top prize for the best toast of the night at the local pub. So he went home and told his wife Mary, "I won the prize for the best toast of the night." She asked, "Aye, and what was your toast?" John said, "Heres to spending the rest of me life sittin in church beside me wife." "Oh, thats very nice indeed, John!" Mary answered. The next day, Mary ran into one of Johns toasting buddies on the street corner. The man chuckled leeringly and asked, "Didja know John won the prize the other night with a toast about you, Mary?" She said, "Aye, and I was a bit surprised meself! You know, hes only been there twice; once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come."

In The Late Of The Evening Hour
IN THE LATE OF THE EVENING HOUR (Adult Only) love gazes at the smooth light of the soft full moon a black liquorice sky diamond stars twinkle and peek your hand warm against my chilled cheek the evening air fresh with pine your beautiful eyes locked to mine lick of my lips an invitation to kiss soft and warm you explore and delve your tongue to sip me more the crisp of the air makes nipples pert and taunt the scent of you all sexual now pull me close in your embrace kisses that linger in hair on face your mouth a liquid fire in the cool of the night hands at my waist travelling brands seeking and sealing my passion to you fingers on zippers buttons undone wicked whispers let's have some fun out on the deck surrounded by dark no shivers are felt just heat and esire jeans sliding down while shirts fly off two bodies naked under the moon passions consume tongue that sparks a fiery flame

Skara Brae
havlan this town seems familiar have i been here. no lord skara brae is one of the only waypoints in this region. one of the new places the oracle visits oracle what is this word, how long have i been away from the world havlan. 1000 years you have been resting my lord. an eon of slumber,only to be awakened in times of struggle, a strange existence for the lord of the north, eh havlan. a life time of pardons my lord but the region where you slumbered had come under siege, and this new high queen of the obsidian is ruthless she had begun the excavation of your cript when i arrived and barely was there time to remove you to safety.

Who Says I Am
WHO SAYS I AM (Adult Only) spread me now like butter on toast slick wet slippery and hot you call me and I come and cum your kinky bitch in the heat of the night your angel of darkness with soft ropes and hard chains stilleto heels for you to lick pretty nip rings in your fingertips lick your lips as I drive you insane am I nasty yeah quite a bit my fingers do nasty things to you between your crack making you wiggle and squirm kinky bitch with a wicked tongue that knows how to swirl and make you cum feel me deep within to the bone naughty toys make you quiver and moan knowing you can't hold back your load I stop just before I swallow you down listen to you pant and groan as I climb on and ride to the dawn so who's your kinky bitch now you're sweating I feel you swell but I'm in control your eyes are mine as they study breasts full that bounce and jiggle nippl

Andrea
It was during spring, I remember, the time I met Andrea, that magical and wonderful time I met my darling angel. The leaves on the trees turning into a myriad shades of green and there buds peeping shyly from every branch of every tree. I had been waiting at Nino's, the coffee shop, for my boyfriend but, as usual, he was late. The waitress that had brought my coffee kept coming over to check if I needed anything else and, after the third time, I noticed that she had the loveliest dimples: they were like twin shadows that played hide and seek on her cheeks. She was slender without being thin and she looked to be about 24 (I'm 32). I watched secretly from where I sat, watched as she moved from table to table. I was surprised at the familiar tingle in the base of my belly, that good old warmth that started spreading slowly through my groin. I squeezed my legs together and I felt the pleasure surge upwards. What was this? Was this really me, horny at the sight of a 'dimpledwaitress' swi

Eighteen
Eighteen is a windswept borderline: In a moment, gates forever closed. Gulf of dreams behind the vanished child, Halfway round the corner of her smile. The change flaps in the breeze, but in a while Each motion turns to dance, each gesture wild Eventually is placed, positioned, posed: No leaping for sheer joy but by design. Eighteen is a time of liberation. Intentions now begin to swell to song. Given the glory of one's aspiration, How can one's life story turn out wrong? There is a passion in one's preparation, Eager for the hills that make one strong, Eager for the sense of each sensation, Not knowing what fair fate might come along Eighteen has no answers but her own, Intent on yielding nothing to despair. Glad tidings, if they come, must come alone, Having crossed the desert, bleak and bare. There is no heaven suitable for hope, Even in the ecstasy of dreams. Each moment is more limited in scope, Not one ounce more transcendent than it seems

Annual Dachshund Winterfest.
I can't wait to go with Madel it will be my first time ..lol I dont even know for sure when it is i think January 20 something , South Beach Miami, and alot of dachshunds.... Here is an old link http://www.nbc4.tv/irresistible/4131500/detail.html Sorry if i haven't been responding as much as i should lately i've been trying to upload a new album of pictures i have been taking. if anyone is curious I .... nevermind I can't show till its all done ;) " Dachshunds rule, ummm me anyway."

Art Appreciation
A couple attending an art exhibition at the National Gallery were staring at a portrait that had them completely confused. The painting depicted three very black and totally naked men sitting on a park bench. Two of the figures had black penises, but the one in the middle had a pink penis. The curator of the gallery realized that they were having trouble interpreting the painting and offered his assessment. He went on for nearly half an hour explaining how it depicted the sexual emasculation of African-Americans in a predominately white, patriarchal society. "In fact," he pointed out, "some serious critics believe that the pink penis also reflects the cultural and sociological oppression experienced by gay men in contemporary society." After the curator left, a young man in a West Virginia T-shirt approached! the couple and said, "Would you like to know what the painting is really about?" "Now why would you claim to be more of an expert than the curator of the gallery?

Seventeen3
Seventeen is bursting with ambition. Ecstasy comes often when one dreams. Vested in a vague, momentous mission, Each moment is more vital than it seems. Now is what the future must depend on, Though time itself seems like an endless plain. Eventually, the note that one might end on Even now beguiles the budding brain. Nor will faith be so bountiful again.

The Almost Perfect Life
An old man is sitting on a park bench crying his eyes out. A young jogger comes by and asks him what is the matter. The old man says, "I'm a multimillionare, I have a great big house, the fastest car in the world and I just married a beautiful blonde bombshell who satisfies me every night in bed whether I like it or not (sob)." The young jogger says, "Man, you have everything I have ever dreamed for in my life. What could be so wrong in your life that you are sitting here in the park crying?" The old man says, "I can't remember where I live."

Tomorrow Never Comes
~ Written for "The Special Toy" Close my eyes Shut these cries I wonder why I'm still alive Take this pain I hide inside Fill my dreams with Cyanide All this pain is eating me Leaving me with broken dreams Crimson rivers flood the floors Take my breath a little more ((take my breath)) Fading Fast Falling quicker Everything seems dark and dimmer Torn pieces Never last My life seems just for laughs All this pain is eating me Leaving me with broken dreams Crimson rivers flood the floors Take my breath a little more (( take my breath)) Shattered glass A broken pass Never ever seems to last Blood red tears The end is near Forgetting all the things I've feared All this pain ate me whole Leaving me an empty soul Crimson rivers flood no more Take my breath a little more Crimson rivers flood no more Take my breath a little more Take my breath

Seventeen2
Seventeen's an age when love comes easy: Ecstasy rolls in at a caress. Very easy to submerge in eyes Exotic, erotic, excessively impressed. No point in saying nothing comes that easy: There's time to work on slowing that caress. Eventually, love confiscates those eyes, Entangling joys too deep to be expressed, Now sweet, secure, and rich, but never easy.

Blonde Men
The Sheriff in a small Texas town walks out in the street and sees a blonde cowboy coming down the walk with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure. As he is locking him up, he asks "Why in the world are you dressed like this?" The Cowboy says "Well it's like this Sheriff. I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her so I did. We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did. Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to pull off my pants so I did. Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts so I did. Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, "Now go to town cowboy... " And here I am. See, Blonde Men do exist.

Top 10 Tips To Know If You Have Pms
top ten tips to know if you have PMS 10. Everyone around you has an attitude problem. 9. You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet 8. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans. 7. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say. 6. You're using your cell phone to dial up bumper stickers that says, "How's my driving? Call 1-800-EAT-SHIT." 5. Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice. 4. You're convinced there's a God and he's male. 3. You're counting down the days until menopause. 2. You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy. 1. The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday.

The Bud Of Desire
THE BUD OF DESIRE (Adult Only) there is a flower a tiny bud the color a lovely pink this flower grows with tender care a caress it wantonly seeks within a warm and dampened field it lies quite innocently moisture rich about it's core this bud a woman's key to sexual desire a fingertip a gentle lave-ing tongue will waken it to bloom this precious jewel between the thighs will lead you to the pool

Seventeen
Seventeen pounds heavy in the base Exactly ten feet from the danger sign. Vandals had less chaos-lust than these Ecstatic children of our mores and malls. Now they tumble, burning, molten steel To their molds like white-hot waterfalls, Empty, plunging hearts too sheer to freeze Each time the lights go on, the worlds align, No wall of sound across one's ravaged face

A Hungered Longing
A HUNGERED LONGING (Adult Only) A hungered longing so deep and strong moving me so far and long hold me close feel me breathe know me through to my very soul mold me unto you in wakened dreams reach yourself into the depths of me hear the call of my hungered soul feed upon my delicate fiesty tempered being then lead me to that stream in you let me feel you as you burn I am the flame I do consume let the rivers run the fountains flow let oceans roll and storm clouds brew no way to ease this hungered flame but you in me and me in you hold me close and closer still as the raging flames us undo let your hands of molten fire glide your fingers burn to feel and guide you lips on mine a burning desire ignite in me this flaming seed your need is mine my need is you together we'll treasure and adore a hungered longing so deep and strong burn foreve

Chicken Sandwiches
Don't eat chicken sandwiches, no matter what..... A little boy and a little girl attended the same school and became friends. Every day they would sit together to eat their lunch. They discovered that they both brought chicken sandwiches every day! This went on all through the fourth and fifth grades, until one day he noticed that her sandwich wasn't a chicken sandwich. He said, "Hey, how come you're not eating chicken, don't you like it anymore?" She said "I love it but I have to stop eating it." "Why?" he asked. She pointed to her lap and said "Cause I'm starting to grow little feathers down there!" "Let me see" he said. "Okay" and she pulled up her skirt. He looked and said, "That's right. You are! Better not eat any more chicken." He kept eating his chicken sandwiches until one day he brought peanut butter. He said to the little girl, "I have to stop eating chicken sandwiches, I'm starting to get feathers down there too!" She asked if she could look, so h

A Friend
A friend is someone we turn to when our spirits need a lift. A friend is someone we treasure for our friendship is a gift. A friend is someone who fills our lives with beauty, joy, and grace. And makes the whole world we live in a better and happier place.

To My Youngest Bro
will now my youngest bro is in boot camp in new jeresy the day has come and and we dreded it for a long time but there is nothing we can do iam jsut proud of him for doing this my daughter adn him are very close and all when he came into my work last sunday i knew that he was gonna come and say goodbye it hurt more then i ever though it would he i seen him drive away after he came me a hug and said ill be home soon i was like noooo its not time for u to go is it. i went back in and asked if i could go on my brea i knew then my tears are comeing and all it didnt seem like i was gonna cry and will i did and it hurt more then anything to see my little bro to go but its his choice and he is makeing the right one

X Rated Do Not Read !
Cheesy Erotic Grab me with lusty desire Let me light your burning fire take you where we let hands touch Moistness and hardness long so much To feel you grind your ass into me As I let you set my manhood free And I taste you as I long to do And make hot long passion to you Sucking and licking and fucking so fast Like wild animals we make it last And feel the orgasms that make it worth all Your worth the price of humanities fall You ignite me and now I burn hot For I need your sex and others want not As I look at you I drool for your love to be deep inside you as we push and shove And howl at the moon as we cum so hard For you’re the sexual dream who holds the card The winning hand and you’re the winner true And I want to give all sexual pleasure to you Be your love slave and pleasure you sweet To taste you like a fine meal to eat And make you cum hard and moan so loud These are the things that would make me proud To satisfy you as no other one can For you

Advantages Of Being A Woman
Advantages Of Being A Woman Why it's better to be a Woman! 1. We got off the Titanic first. 2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers. 3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours. 4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers. 5. We can cry and get off speeding fines. 6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game. 7. Taxis stop for us. 8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance. 9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing. 10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point). 11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay. 12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay. 13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life. 14. It's possible to live our whole lives without

I Want You
You know that I want you babe... You know that I'll do anything for you..... You know you drive me wild You got me all worked up. You got me thinking about you night and day! I'm almost losing my sanity of constantly thinking about you. Don't get me started on sex....babe..... Don't get me started on how you kiss me.... You damn well known that I want you.... and keep wanting you Your kisses are like fire... You make my heart pound baby You make me sweat You make me do alot of things You know that I want you You know that I want you badly You know that I won't stop...... You laugh......you know you got me right where you want me..... You know you turn my insides to jelly You know I melt in your arms You know we go on and on all night long You know you take control of my body....with your hot touch... Baby...you know I want you....... You make me weak.... You make me think of you.... You're under my skin I can't shake you. You know that I want you

Friends Forever
As life grow into a shining sun, So our friendship has began. Everyday together we walk, Laughing and crying as we talk. Different dreams that we have shared, Hoping one day it won't be spared. Whenever my days become so blue, You're there for me to make it new. You comfort me when I am down, And you made me smile the moment I frown. Each p*ssing day that we spend together, our friendship get stronger and stronger. Trials and challenges that we had faced, Sum as though our friendship amaze. But God's grace make us united as one. Like the river flowing throughout together. And through God He linked our hearts, That whatever happens, we'll be friends forever.

Needs That Meet In The Moonlight
NEEDS THAT MEET IN THE MOONLIGHT (Adult Only) The touch of your lips on mine so soft and warm traveling now down the curve of my neck sending a seism of unmanned desire climbing my spine like an ivy river so fresh and green I stand eyeing the distant stars murmuring my loss of self in you the cup of your hand shaping my womanly mounds resting beneath like my breath in the air your tongue gently piercing my ear as I softly mold my body to yours our blossoming fold amid the twinkling stars shining bright throughout the star-filled night as does this love between us two the rough of your hand sliding against my smooth the tough of you man to my woman's groove the cuddle it leads to a puddle of needs the grasp of your want extending within set this flame in me free your tongue the fire to my wanton desire my skin demanding the pleasure you give untie my strings watch clot

Sixteen
Sixteen is intent on being lovely, Immersed in the sweet rivers of her day, X-ing out the chubby childhood ways That I must cherish now in memory only. Even as time steals the time away, Each moment is a gift I treasure dearly, Nor would I for my love the time delay

The Bride Tells Her Husband Joke
The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?" "OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is: put the prisoner in the prison. And then they made love for the first time. Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction. Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped." Turning on his side, he smiles. "Then we will have to re-imprison him." After the second time they spent, the guy reaches for his cigarettes but the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives him a suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!" The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently born foal. Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted. She nudges him and says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped

Do You Know Who I Am Inside Of Me?
DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM INSIDE OF ME? (Adult Only) Out side of me walls stand tall to guard like a dragon breathing fire to protect and defend the within my deep flower the lining an inner softness of a time worn heart not given to stone or to reckless retreat just preserves and blackberry jam all moist, soft and sweet with kisses so long and wet they slide down man in a never-ending quest like a river I flow deep and hard a spirit of flame that burns so fired the aroma of honeysuckle, rose, and musk inside of me my tongue is wild dawn to dusk it lights fire wherest ever it goes the spirit the tongue of this wandering soul like moonlight on waters soft tossed by the wind this am I this I am for I climb within the soul of your night to take possession of all that I might to feel the waves of passion move man within is the quest of my tongue and the soul I demand with a lick and a lap upon the

Sent But Not Returned
Sent but not returned I sent you a letter I wrote you a lot Words across miles you soon forgot I sent pictures of memories taken on time But no pictures or memories where mine I sent my tears gathered every night No tears ever returned from your side I sent my hair a peice of me to hold It was not enough to keep a heart so cold I sent my emtiness of being alone All it reached was your heart of stone I sent all of me across the ocean All that returnes is time in motion I sent what was left when you retuned All that I got was pain that burned So now I send to you the past Belive me I don't want it back I will send you on you way Still I hope you'll return my love someday

Funny Joke Girls Night Out
Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something. The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, used them and threw them away. Her friend however was wearing an expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave and proceeded to wipe herself with it. After finishing, they made their way home. The next day the first woman's husband phones the other husband and said, "These damn girls nights out have got to stop. My wife came home last night without her panties." "That's nothing," said the other. "Mine came back with a sympathy card stuck between the cheeks of her butt that said, 'From all of us at the Fire Station, Well nev

I Do Not Know You Well, But What I Know
I do not know you well, but what I know Enchants me, like a song sung far away. I cannot hear the words, but what they say Hangs softly on the hills where I must go. I see you furtively and note your eyes, Hazel and dreamy, your spirit half elsewhere; I note the sheen of your dark, lustrous hair And wish I knew your thoughts and shared your cries. This love brings me sweet pain, but I want more, Driven by a dream I can't control. I want the truth of you, untamed and whole; In frantic hope I haunt your open door.

The Fury In The Storm
THE FURY IN THE STORM (Adult Only Content) as the clouds burst overhead the lightning strikes out go the lights no power left to do my chores the children gone at work and school no TV to view no laundry can be done arms about my shoulders guiding me along the lightning crashes in the sky with passion knocking at the door a nibbled ear a whisper too time you say to play Mmmmm understand I do nothing like the sounds of the storm by which to lay me down tongues entwine slick and wet hands caress firm and strong bodies do undress feel the power of esctasy you take me to my bliss a wanton slave you make of me the touch of your lips and fingertips grasping at my need a hand upon the curve of breast another at my back a finger lightly traces lips before a hungered kiss and swirl of tongue upon the palm slowly I devour you within my path I grasp your chest and slither

It Is Almost Election Time !
Great Again One nation, one people, one land A dream unrealized though close at hand When we fail to see that the division they cause It shows in our people the greatest of flaws When we let them divide us on issues of race we loose our humanities saving grace when we let them pretend that nothing is wrong we will all live a sad, sad country song they feed us things to keep us from seeing feed the ills and we loose our own being lost in a sea of non issues and non truths not able to know how to vote in the booths they tell us lies and we eat the rewards of sloth they divide us on religion they use men of the cloth they tell us what's wrong with countries moral upbringing do you hear the sound of liberties last ringing ? they keep us focused on anything that is unreal the whole time they take from us all we believe and feel They chant at us about war and our freedom to live they wait for us to turn our backs and the stick in the shiv we pay th

“i Want To Feel Like I’m Really Being Taken Against My Will!!!”
Jason was in deep trouble and he knew it, he was on the verge of flunking Economics 1! Jesus Christ, why did he even take this stupid course, it had absolutely nothing to do with his major, and if he didn’t get at least a passing grade, he wouldn’t graduate this spring with his class! Worse yet, he’d have to stay for the summer session and take it over again, and he had plans to tour Europe with a couple of his buddies as kind of a last fling. Professor Watters was known for his toughness, but Jason figured he didn’t have anything to lose by doing a little begging for his academic life, so he scheduled an appointment with the professor for the following day. Right from the start he could see that coming here had been a big mistake, as Professor Watters was totally unsympathetic to his situation. “Study harder, Mr. Polk, that is the only advice I can give you,” Profesor Watters intoned cryptically, “I’ve never given a grade that a student didn’t deserve, and I most certainly won’t start

Sex And Being Sexy
SEX AND BEING SEXY (Adult Only) Fact of life Sex just is sexy is beyond Whether you are still in school Or in the senior citizen pool Sex just is Sexy is beyond Do you think you have the corner on what these two things are? Or do you think you are beyond your prime? Lets take a minute to take a peak and swirl round the point Sex is just the male and the female the simple stated act Sexy is the sensual Erotic Desire Fulfillment of a deeper need a building of the fire to arouse by an attraction exciting taste a feel to entice by flirtatious means a titillating appeal sex is just a pole in a hole sexy is beyond the body and into the mind and soul seductive lav-ing of spirit and mind with licks of fire burning deep between thighs of desire feeling the burn the heat the gentle touch of fingertips building an earth shattering wave rivers that flow between heart and

Hey
So what's up?? I'm freakin bored.. waiting for LOST to start.. Not sure if any1 watches that.. but nothin much else to do on a wed night.. Well ...lol soooo bored... No hockey till 2morrow.. Anyways im 21.. guy from canada... If any1 wants to chat or w/e jus let me know.. peace.

Feeding The Flies
It is living inside of me like any virus Stop me if you've heard this all before I'm pretty sure you have but you'd like to be lured back in So smile and flirt "Wouldn't you like to stay the night?" "Why of course not my love, can't you see the skies letting loose?" Suspended like a tight-rope walker over the ocean Blowing kisses to the drowning mass Sainted by your self-sacrificial ways Let me greet you with open arms A knife held in each hand Perhaps then you'd get the point Perhaps you'd understand Stab. Choke. Lie. Choke I'd love to watch you die Choke Oh how I tire of circles Every now and then I'd prefer to repeat life in straight lines At least then I'd see just where I'm headed And where I've come from The buzzing flies await The feeding maggots behind All my life I've been ascending Only to be eaten alive

Here Comes Some Bad News
Ok Y/yall i have to let Y/you know that starting tomorrow i will be off the net for atleast 4 days and after the 1st it may be awhile before im on. the reason behind this is i will be staying with Connie my Girlfriend while im working, and she doesnt have internet. Then after the first ill be moving and wont know when ill be getting the net back, but i want you all to know i will return to my World Wide F/friends, Please keep mein your thoughts and prayers till i return. stacy~ the licker ps my cell is 903-407-2275 if Y/you wanna call i can still talk

Living Solely To Deceive
Life was never meant to be like this The purest things in me have become my curse This body now Becomes machine Carry me through the days Nothing more Cut her up like a two-dollar whore YOU DESERVE THIS You have earned this Let flames fall upon those who betray You don't look so sexy when your skin turns blue Are you sleeping, love? I hope you're not breathing Hush little baby don't say a word

How Many Calories Do You Burn Durig Sex
How many calories do we burn during sex The diet literature explains calories burned while jogging, playing tennis or golfing, but similar information concerning sexual activity has, until now, been unavailable. Yet, a survey of 206,000,000 people indicated that 96% devote more time and effort to sex than jogging, tennis, or golf, and we felt that the time was right for a new type of sex manual. EXAMPLES: 1 hr. intensive foreplay Burns Off: 1 slice (large) chocolate cake. 25 min. nonstop lovemaking Burns Off: 2 slices of pizza with cheese & mushrooms. 53 min. of kissing partner Burns Off: 1 cheeseburger with 14 french fries. 53 minutes kissing yourself Burns Off: Christmas turkey with all the trimmings. PREPARING THE BEDROOM Includes setting the snooze alarm and dimming the lights: 42 (calories burned) ADDITIONAL LAST MINUTE PREPARATIONS Hiding the sex manual: 3 Decanting the wine: 4 Without a corkscrew: 268 MAKING THE FIRST MOVE If y

Finding You Finding Me
FINDING YOU FINDING ME (Adult Only) I decided to take the weekend to go off alone and think. My head has been spinning with all the idea of what life should be and it has been darkly contrasted to the life I now live. I desperately need to be alone and you alone know where I can be found. Why my life is so different from all I ever dreamed, I do not know. I have to figure out for myself what I will do. Where I will go and how I am going to get there. The mountains are beautiful. The trees are all starting to turn now. The leaves on the drive up this evening were dazzling to behold. Burnt orange and fiery red each dipped in the yellow of the sun. They looked just as I remembered. The sting behind my eye causes a lone tear to slide down my cheek as I recall the memories I had thought long forgotten. The cabin is the same. I slept the night as peacefully as if I were at home in my own bed. This simple quiet refuge is a welcome escape that refreshes me. Now things seems so

Welts.
I. Inside. Man of the emptiness How many times we've come here before I killed you and brought you back Unable to stand the lonesome feeling You're not the same I can't recreate You taste like yesterday Things sound so familiar Something's new and I can tell it's within you Skull opens out fly the flags of truce The dead man surrenders just like any other would What you took from me You dangle in front of my face Hold it out before me So I beg you for it back please It's almost close enough to taste And I feel my insides break Slit throat Just like you cut off the only thing I'd ever loved Threw it down to the bottom of me Perhaps it held a meaning Maybe it was flying on purpose I can't believe I'm in the same place that I always was You're always right There's just something left... Grab my hand as the door shuts Lead me upwards I wanted you I fucking hate you I taste beauty in my lungs Mental orgasm descend Help

Dancer
She dances for men she dances for women They say the love her one they use her body and they keep themselves secret She dips and sways to keep their attention and hopes to capture a peice of their hearts But no matter how she spins no matter how graceful they look for the one who is better They are looking for the perfect one with each step and bow her heart is given to them With each spin and wave it breaks a little more every time The tears never show on her painted face the saddness hidden behind her smile The swallowing emtyness is shadowed by her lashes Her world is only for those she dances for a world torn in peices Still she dances through the pain no hope no dreams but for those who watch her They tun away never to come again but others soon take their places The same story behind all those different faces all of them come to watch her dance Deep inside where she forgets to see forgets is there her heart beats waiting As she dances it hopes watches waiting alw

Destroyer
With these two trembling hands I destroyed the only beautiful thing I created Crawling through the fog I made my way to sanctuary Covered in blood of aborted memories I am killing myself to keep those that I love alive I wish I could forgive myself For the person I've become But I'm ashamed of the life that I've been living It's nothing to be imposed upon others Go before my life claims you too All I have in life are my words My words have destroyed me

Little Angel
Tonight she takes the knife Your little girl with butterflies Forget all those dreams Her tears reck with cyanide And as the night begins to crawl Her memories fade away Little demons take her soul Leaving her dead on the bedroom floor Little angel little angel, feel no more As quick as the pills her blood hits the floor Little angel little angel, fly away Your body's become cold, you'll weep no more Her lips are painted blue now Her floor is tainted red And all those little toys laid forgotten in the dust But the razor blades and cyanide Are keeping warm beneath her side!

Revenge
Bring me the heads of your old gods We ignore your screams because they're nothing new Bedsheets have turned to red, body's turned to blue Dead wings spread underneath the moonlight Enjoy the pain while it lasts darling Soon you'll have numbed like a junkie How terrible we are as we deform our way of life Accomodate the rapist hidden in our midst Our funeral is about to begin They hold no respect for my path in life We can't abide by normal laws Only the beautiful can live with passion Only the hideous know what it is to suffer inside I cut off your fingers now my job is done You must not go These places have become so unsafe Do not fear what you deserve These are your self-inflicted wounds Courtesy of my hand

Fallensky
A god builds himself a tower From which he can see all he'd like to have For his own though it's not yet his Conquer devour whatever it takes I must own everything of you Ignore the branches giving way beneath This tree is sturdy enough I can climb higher... And when the sky cracks you know who to blame Life should always feel like this No matter how I try I cannot change this world my own hands created Somebody help me to open this door crawling down into my skull Now you have tasted of my flesh You can never run from me now precious Come back The snapping of the hounds is not for show Rip you to fucking shreds a display in front of all your peers Come back now dear why can't you see You belong to none but me

Night Fires
NIGHT FIRES (ADULT ONLY) night my night so dark and deep feel the breeze as it speads over silky smooth skin like a leaf in a whirlwind the storm is found my head does turn from side to side yet all seen is black on black and echoed desire heedy in it's ancient demand call of the wolf hungry to mate the scent of your skin turning me on tangy and sweet the smooth of your thigh quivering now under my soft satin palm bodies in space do glide along my sin against yours as we explore the treats taboo that taste sooo sweet the glide of lips upon soft muscles so firm shivering quivering delivering warm dripping ecstacy lips upon lips at a secret bloom ahhhh yes right there ohhhhhh don't stop beautiful it feels sooo good feel your way my body demands more hands grasp hair sweet whispers in my ear "enjoy it baby it's all for you" the deep intake of breath and a low husk

Low Sperm Count
A 70 year old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring me back a sample tomorrow." The next day the 70 year old man reappears at the doctor's office and gives him the jar, which is as clean and empty as on - the previous day. The doctor asked what happened and the man explains: "Well, doc, it's like this: First I tried with my right hand, but, nothing. Then I tried with-my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She - tried with her right hand, with nothing. Then her left, but nothing. She - even tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with the teeth-out, and still nothing. We even called up the lady next door and-she tried with both hands and her mouth too, but nothing." The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?" the old man replied, "yep, but no matter what we tried we couldn't get the DARN jar open!"

Noah's Ark (circa 2006)
In the year 2006, the Lord came unto Noah, who was now living in the United States, and said, "Once again, the earth has become wicked and over-populated, and I see the end of all flesh before me. Build another Ark and save 2 of every living thing along with a few good humans." He gave Noah the blueprints, saying, "You have 6 months to build the Ark before I will start the unending rain for 40 days and 40 nights." Six months later, the Lord looked down and saw Noah weeping in his yard - but no Ark. "Noah!" He roared, "I'm about to start the rain! Where is the Ark?" "Forgive me, Lord," begged Noah, "but things have changed. I needed a building permit. I've been arguing with the inspector about the need for a sprinkler system. My neighbors claim that I've violated the neighborhood zoning laws by building the Ark in my yard and exceeding the height limitations. We had to go to the Development Appeal Board for a decision. Then the Department of Transportation demand

Beddoes...
If there were dreams to sell, What would you buy? Some cost a passing bell; Some a light sigh, That shakes from Life's fresh crown Only a rose-leaf down. If there were dreams to sell, Merry and sad to tell, And the crier rung the bell, What would you buy?Thomas Lovell Beddoes Here's another that I fell in love with...lol... This one can be dedicated to our little Cricket, and to all the others that may searching to make a dream materialize into reality...

Who Knows....
Just trying to figure the secret ways to get points.... figured out the stash thing. though if it is only 1 point per item stashed its almost pointless..... well thats it for now... yeah i know its not exciting, but it wasnt meant to be....

Wicked Desires On Bended Knee
Wicked Desires on Bended Knee (ADULT ONLY) wicked desires on bended knee branded heart branded me your sacred ring upon my finger full of hope full of know desire to touch desire to hold wicked in bed feel the flow liquid fire inside does build emotions guide the mind to know wantonly slide hands on flesh wicked touch nipples taunt skin that burns thighs slippery wet feel the flame burn within fingers buried within the spring hips raise demand for more hands slide on inner core tongue a twist full pink lips against the palm down the arm over shoulder up the neck nibble lobes bite the nips wiggle jiggle full and round soft and firm answer now the wanton request down down down below tongue to navel round and round further south hips demand tempest brews feel so blest tossed waves groove stake your claim my heart yo

Making Love To A Woman
MAKING COFFEE Making a cup of coffee is like making love to a beautiful woman. It's got to be hot. You've got to take your time. You've got to stir.. gently, and firmly. You've got to grind your beans until they squeak. And then you put in the milk. LAYING A CARPET Laying a carpet is.. very much like making love to a beautiful woman. You check the dimensions, lay her out on the floor, pin her down, nail her, then walk all over her. If you're adventurous - like me - you might like to try an underlay. HANGING WALLPAPER Well, hanging wallpaper is also very much like making love to a beautiful woman. Clean all the relevant surfaces, spread her out on the table, cover her with paste, and stick her up. Then you clean your brush, light your pipe, stand back and admire your handiwork. PUTTING UP A TENT Putting up a tent, is.. very much like making love to a beautiful woman. You rent her, unzip the door, put up your pole an'.. slip in to the old bag. WASHING A

Friend Requests
This truly is not inspired by any requests I've received. A friend pointed out some years back that he used his blog to tell a group of people what he'd otherwise have to find each of them, tell each of them, individually. I don't like having to word this disclaimer in each friend request I make (and it applies to those I make, not v.versa), especially since if it's somewhere beforehand (here, say) it's clear I didn't just make my "but", "and", ... up just for the person I'm speaking with (though I do edit these...) So... If I make a request of you and describe it so- friend-requests included... it's a request. I understand an apology as courtesy for turning a request down but- if I may?- it really, really confuses me, in the past even moreso, it's tended to feel like the person felt I did not know I was making a request. (Ok, that sentence has horrible circuitous grammar, but eventually I'll fix it... for now, going to do musicstuffs, somewhat re

Update On Baby Jaiden!!
I am soo happy to be able to tell ya'll that Jaiden seems to be improving beautifully..he's gained ALMOST a pound, he's off the ventilator and breathing on his own. He has also been moved out of ICU. Everytime his mommy calls the Hospital, or is there, they have good news for her. I am so happy for them!! He's still not out of the woods yet, but he sure is fighting his way through! Oh yes, she got to hold him for the first time today, and he cried for the first time yesterday!! YAAAAYY Jaiden!!

Your Fly Is Unziped
1. "The cucumber has left the salad." 2. "Someone tore down the wall, and your Pink Floyd is hanging out." 3. "Your soldier ain't so unknown now." 4. "Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells." 5. "Elvis Junior has LEFT the building!" 6. "Mini Me is making a break for the escape pod. 7. "You've got your fly set for Monica instead of Hillary." 8. "You've got a security breach at Los Pantaloons." 9. "I'm talking about Shaft, can you dig it?" 10. "Men are From Mars, women can see Your Penis."

Exposed
It was so hot and sticky, Angela was sure that the other riders of the bus could smell it as well. Her cunt, her pussy, her quim, call it what you liked, but at this very moment Angela's vagina was leaking like a dripping water faucet! Now if she had worn panties, well then maybe no one would have noticed, but Angela never wore panties, because, well because she was what in polite circles they call and exhibitionist! At this very moment Angela had made eye contact with a middle aged man who was seated across from her, and with barely flickering eyes she dropped them nonchalantly to her lap, while casually spread her legs, giving him an eye full of inner thigh and closely cropped pussy fur! His eyes went from her crotch back to her face, but he immediately knew that she wanted him to look, just by the smirking little half smile that crossed her lips. He wet his lips with his tongue, glanced around to see if anyone else was watching, and then let his gaze fall to Angela's nether region a

Let Me Lick Your Wounds
Let Me Lick Your Wounds (ADULT ONLY) the blood flows from your open wounds left upon a golden heart so true your pain is mine let me ease it with the fine wine that flows from soft golden thighs let me be your balm to mind and soul my tongue works wonders you can feel it soft and pliable upon the deepest wound within your chest my tongue runs healing over the scars releasing your heart to love no hate my lips search out your softest spots to mouth and suck removing the poison from behind blind eyes licking wounds to heal the soul set your spirit free to dine with me on finer things my tongue a fluid fire sealing your need licking to life things once bound desire flowing as my mouth devours sliding over you though you into you too licking to life things you never knew let me be your angel of healing hunger builds and pain subsides let me lick your wounds clean with my desire

What I Love About You
I love the way you look at me, Your eyes so bright and blue. I love the way you kiss me, Your lips so soft and smooth. I love the way you make me so happy, And the ways you show you care. I love the way you say, "I Love You," And the way you're always there. I love the way you touch me, Always sending chills down my spine. I love that you are with me, And glad that you are mine.

Baby I L0ve Y0u
Baby make me smile, Cause boy I love your style. You are so sweet, I'm so glad we did meet. Baby you are the one I need, For your prescence my heart does bleed. I love the feeling of you always there, And its all because I know you care. Baby you are my life, I only wish to be your wife. I feel it in my heart, Baby let's never be apart. My feelings have just begun, Now baby let me be your only one. ♥

Futility
Her eyes are the colour of murder I need to see through them again Pale skin gives off scent of sulfur I need you let me breathe you in once more I taste the death of a thousand years Come into me Kill everything Let the minds meld into one now dear Feast of your flesh Breathe in new death Dancing circles 'round the graves Follow her to the water's edge Warm water beckons and we kneel Drown ourselves time and time again I can feel your breathing inside my chest I can taste your fear Closer now closer into the fog we run Naked like children Naked and vulnerable Nobody can touch you here But I can see you, now I need you Godless in this place as if in love However unreciprocated I will still pretend Scream if you'd like there's nobody here but me I have come to save you now my love I have come to save you from this world And the people who will try to hurt you The distance shortens as she vanishes Shatters like a million m

A Special World
A special world for you and me A special bond one cannot see It wraps us up in its cocoon And holds us fiercely in its womb. Its fingers spread like fine spun gold Gently nestling us to the fold Like silken thread it holds us fast Bonds like this are meant to last. And though at times a thread may break A new one forms in its wake To bind us closer and keep us strong In a special world, where we belong

Pure White Whore
Cover me in cum and beer Let me know just why you're here Take away the rays of light And cover me in spills of life Just the whore you begged me for So shut your mouth and groan some more Just the whore you begged me for I'm open wie so cum inside I take you in and lick you clean Throbbin flesh that makes a mess But still I hunger like a whore Wanting you to fill me more LAy me here in cum and beer Dirty flesh that's such a mess But still I beg and cry for more I am such your dirty whore Dirty Whore you begged me for Dirty Whore you begged me for Dirty Whore you begged me for DIRTY WHORE

Insect Feastings--perhaps The Best One Ever, A Year Old Or So.
I will orchestrate a grand romance To bring about the end of the world Panic drowns our people like a thousand oceans You think you can run but you haven't found out yet Things aren't going quite how you've planned Crying and screaming like the chidren you are Fretting and mourning your self-inflicted scars Surfacing into the rain Black wings spread above us God is preparing his descent We were all so wrong Here comes the end of all times Tomorrow we rot Pull back the veil reveal your crumbling face Feast on your new decay, insects rejoice I taste the beauty of what once was Remembering how we'd wish its return Devour everything erasing our memories I refuse to die like this, fucking apocalypse Chewing the weak parading in the streets I cannot believe in you, fuck you and your god Men with no hearts they are made of the darkness As you butcher this fragile world, I feel us losing faith You've smothered yourselves with the blood of

The Teeth Of Change
Open me up before the world Objectify me I may as well tell you to since you'll do it anyways Not a person with a goal Turn me into what you will I have no meaning inside My purpose is to listen to your words Follow, abide Burn this body burn my shell I can see my future from here Get behind you see your way I see hell in your eyes I see there's nothing left inside you Tear through the dead Red lights from above

My Oldest Bro Is Home From Iraq
will about a week ago we got a call and its was my bro saying that he made it home from iraq safely wow that was a relife we all missed him so much and all he wont be here to visit until nov so a couple more weeks and he will be here we are all very proud of him and we are glad and the made it home safely we dont know if he has to go back to iraq or not we hope and pray but who knows one thing is that he is home safely now

Woman In Love
i love to see you naked,that pink firm cheeky ass better a feeling than maybe being high and on grass i love making you rigid and stand ever fully on end knowing i can do this,i surely often take loan or lend i love it too when you play or tweak my pert nipples, softly and gently causing me endless little ripples suckling away as i'm looking down wanting you my favourite part of love making yes this is true running your tongue tip,along the crease of my thigh. i want to wrap my thighs around,makes me oh high when you hit me there,in the exact little soft spot the warmest sensations run and makes me truly hot that tongue tip of yours,has a mind of it's own as up and down my thigh,it will endlessly roam easy on the feet though,as this really tickle me makes my tummy tingle,all butterflies you see straddling across your face while sitting on my knees i rarely ask this,but when i do i always say please for then as your tongue works that magical passion hands wander my tits fre

Blackened Light
you come along and turn everything to black The night keeps closing in the fear of falling keeps you coming back youre not to leave again I hear the hallow screams from a night not long ago I feel them cry out you think you have it all but its not true you know I have the key again the raven hair will come to me on blackened light she'll set me free again I'll soon be rid of all the pain again tonite I'll be free from them

15 Hour Work Day
What can I say? I work for retards. First they underestimated the trip one way by an hour and a half (5 1/2 hours instead of 4 like they told me), then they can't give directions out of a paper bag. Thank god I had the costomer's phone number. And then what was supposed to be just drop the trailer and come home turned into unload the trailer and THEN drop it and come home. The costumer isn't much brighter than the people I work for, apparently. So needless to say I am exhausted and irritable. Didn't help with my road rage any. Some of the stuff that came out of my mouth would probably have made anyone cringe. Oh well, such was my day.

T-shirts And Blue Jeans
T-shirts & blue jeans tossed upon the floor Neither one knowing who wants who more She yearns to feel his tender caress He just wants to get to what's next She wants to feel his passion & love He wants nothing to do with the mentioned above She wants so badly for him to fulfill that need He just wants to make the score do the deed She says "I don't think we should" He replies "If you love me you would" So it goes she falls for his trap Unknowing that he is full of crap Feeling guilty she gives consent Getting off he is now content Grabs his things & heads out the door Then she hears from him.....nevermore

16 Years Later Funny
One day there was a pregnant women who was about to go into labor with 3 children. Her husband didn't want to be any part of this so he decided to leave her and took the car. So she had to walk to the hospital all by herself. All of a sudden she came to a dark alley and of course she went through it and all of a sudden a man pops out and shoots her in the stomach. When she got to the hospital she was ok and the babies were fine as well. 16 years later 16 years later the first child who was a girl came to the mother and said "mom mom guess what?" "What?" I pissed out a bullet. So the mother told her what happened 16 years ago. Then the second born child who was also a girl came to her mother and said "mom mom guess what I pissed out a bullet." So the mom told her what happend 16 years ago. Then the 3rd born child came in who was a boy said "mom mom guess what?" The mom said "let me guess you pissed out a bullet." "No i was jacking off and i sho

Funeral Party (from Last December--a Favorite)
Everybody's here with me Gather 'round as if it's something gorgeous I can taste the smell of your death Strange how it feels like fucking scars Every time I hear your voice Somebody must've pulled the plug Like fucking flatlining my activity Shit I can't breathe I can't breathe Take the oxygen with me I can taste the smell of your death Taste the pain of your flesh I walk once more into the freshest flames Create the need to leap into the fucking flood I am a disease trying to set myself free Overthrow the shadows floating just out of reach above I wade into the cool water, let it flow through me In and out it cleanses my insides, without touching my skin Work your way into me and become one It's time to be harvested Step into the light

Watching Over You
I know he's watching over you, Just like he always did. You remember all those times, From when you were a kid. Watched you as you rode your bike, He even pushed you on the swing. Watched with pride when you went to Prom, And when on your finger went a wedding ring. I know he watches you even now, Though he seems so far away. Think of him quite often, He hears the sweet things you say.

This One's Over A Year Old: Bloodseed
I watch you crawl through the mud Bleeding as the freshest slaughter Shed your shell in hopes to evolve You created this abomination Now your eraser has been raised Fruitlessly, attempts to end my glory Don't flee for I am the same Always rape the youngest ones first Let rest their flesh in the earth Virgin blood shall ferment like wine And tonight we drink I'm so fortunate to feast on your death Never thought you'd beat me to it The salt of your tears soaked through your skin Cooked in your own juices like a pig As you are Stay awhile here with me I'll show you new life When gods turn their backs We walk between the flood

What Would Women Do If They Had A Penis For A Day
10. Get ahead faster in corporate America. 9. Get a blow job. 8. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat. 7. Pee standing up while talking to other men at a urinal. 6. Determine WHY you can't hit the bowl consistently. 5. Find out what it's like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm. 4. Touch yourself in public without thought as to how improper it may seem. 3. Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny as it looks. 2. Understand the scientific reason for the light refraction which occurs between a man's eyes and the ruler situated next to his member which causes two inches to be added to the final measurement. 1. Repeat number 9......

...but You Look So Lonesome, Dear
Every time your eyes meet mine small children die Shadows, rust, decay Filth of the street will raise its head just to touch you Worth so much now aren't we aren't we Like a junkie willing to say anything to get more Nod your head like a good girl Blackened wings spread into night sky like hooker thighs Before the dawn arrives More scumfuckers more jobs to hate Tedious tasks for those too lazy to qualify themselves for harder work SOMEONE has got to get things together Wait for epiphany to arrive? Not a chance You rot in complacence You and I together my friend Shadows, rust, decay we are All are one When you hear a gunshot you know you could be next Brotherhood of sorts, eh? Come a little closer for an easy escape But you look so lonesome, dear Mine all mine Whore

Clueless
Each time I fall in love, It seems to slip away. Is it something that I do, Is it something that I say? Perhaps I'm too giving, And taken as a fool. These are surly lessons, You don't learn in school. I take emotional beatings, And keep comming back for more. Is this a pursuit of happiness, Or have I gone to war? I just don't understand this, It doesn't make any sense. Am I going through life blindfolded, Or am I just friggin dence?

Tongue Tip Potency
THE CREASE OF YOUR THIGH SIMPLY MAKE ME SIGH I'M ADRIFT AND IN LOVE,FEELING AS IF I COULD FLY AS MY TONGUE TIP SLOWLY SLIDES,OVER AND ACROSS IN A WORLD OF SHEER BLISS HERE,WITHOUT ANY LOSS I HEAR YOU SWEETLY SIGH,WITH A PLEASURED MOAN, I'V GOT NO INTENTION AT ALL OF EVEN HEADING HOME, I RUN MY TONGUE TIP ACROSS,HEADING TO YOUR TUMMY, KNOWING THIS SWEET TRICK,THE ONE THAT'S SO YUMMY. NERVE ENDS TINGLE,AS YOU SURELY QUIVER AND SQUEAL,THE SENSATION OF THIS ONE,IS SOMETHING TRULY UNREAL,YOU PULL ME AWAY,BUT THEN SHOVE ME RIGHT BACK,EXCITED PLEASURE WITHIN YOU,THIS NOT AT DOESNT LACK. I HAVEN'T EVEN TOUCHED YOU DOWN THERE,NOT AS YET, BUT YOU ARCH SHIVER AND SHAKE,AND IT'S A SURE BET LYING THERE SHRICKING,WRITHING ENDLESSLY ABOUT, THRUST PELVIC ACTIONS,LEAVE ME NOT THE LEAST DOUGHT AGAIN YOU'RE ARCHING ,IN A WILDEST POTENT CLIMAX, JUST FROM MY TONGUE TIPS, SLOW VERY GENTLE OF ACTS, ONLY A FEW CAN MASTER,THIS SURE ANCIENT ACT OF OLD,IT'S A MASTERFUL ART THAT'S MORE PRECIO

Death Of The Old Gods
I can feel the sympathy in me start to wither Silence of your soul imbalance of the mind God wants nothing to do with us anymore The black wind blows in our direction again Reborn Into eternity the stars they spiral blackened I taste the warm flesh opening before me Doorways mentally closing in on themselves Hallways collapse become nothingness Liar in your ways and your words I feel relieved Hollowness it fills but gives me sustenance now I am god tonight and the stars they sing with us Dance into the fire of apathy We are dead tonight and their god envies us Crushing souls beneath my infinity The devil flesh forces shed of exterior Serpentine we awaken Dead beneath the moon Rotting in the twilight Disemboweled and empty of mind Lacking the will to rebirth thyself Damned, eternally Arise unto me Dying by my hand once more Throwing you destroying you Leading you into the sea

Indian Removal Act Of 1830
Indian Removal Act of 1830 The Trail of Tears In 1838 and 1839, as part of Andrew Jackson's Indian removal policy, the Cherokee nation was forced to give up its lands east of the Mississippi River and to migrate to an area in present-day Oklahoma. The Cherokee people called this journey the "Trail of Tears," because of its devastating effects. The migrants faced hunger, disease, and exhaustion on the forced march. Over 4,000 out of 15,000 of the Cherokees died. This picture, The Trail of Tears, was painted by Robert Lindneux in 1942. It commemorates the suffering of the Cherokee people under forced removal. If any depictions of the "Trail of Tears" were created at the time of the march, they have not survived. The Cherokee call the forced march to Oklahoma "Nunna daul Tsuny." That translates into English as "trail where they cried." President Andrew Jackson Early in the 19th century, while the rapidly-growing United States expanded into the lower South, white settler

Those Who Deserve It Most
THIS GOES OUT TO THOSE WHO DESERVE IT MOST...WHEN I TALK ABOUT THOSE WHO DESERVE IT MOST I MEAN THOSE WHO WORK FOR WUT THEY WANT AND GOT...TO THOSE WHO SLAVE LATE NIGHT HOURS AT THERE JOB...TO THOSE WHO DO WUT THEY MUST TO SURVIVE...ITS NOT A EASY LIFE TO LIVE BUT FOR THOSE WHO DO LIVE THERE LIVES TO THE FULLIST AND MAKE EVERY MOMENT COUNT THIS IS FOR U...FOR THOSE WHO HAVE BEEN LET DOWN BY SOMEONE WHO U COUNTED ON THIS IS FOR U...TO THOSE WHO HAVE BEEN PLACED IN A SITUATION THAT NO ONE DESERVES THIS IS FOR U...FOR THOSE WHO STRUGGLE TO MAKE IT THIS IS FOR U...SO SMILE PEOPLE CUZ LIFE IS GREAT AND HARD ALL AT THE SAME TIME...BUT IF U CAN HANDLE EVERYTHING GOD THROWS AT U THEN U CAN HANDLE ANYTHING IN THIS WORLD AND THAT MY FRIENDS IS SOMETHING NO ONE CAN TAKE FROM U...PEACE KEEP IT MOVING AND KEEP A POSITIVE MIND...GOD BLESS US ALL IN THIS MESS....ONELUV....RELLS!

Lost Cherry.com
Thanks to all, the welcome received on Lost Cherry.com has been fantastic, I have worked with some of the most famous people in the world as a professional photographer, this site gives me the opportunity to view some of the down to earth photographs I miss so, hence my ratings. On saying that, some of the photographs on here are simply awesome, and the lady’s, well!! They put some of my so called Prima Donna clients to shame. Once again thanks for the welcome.

Indian Citizenship Act Of 1924
Indian Citizenship Act of 1924 Until the Indian Citizenship Act of 1924, Indians occupied an unusual status under federal law. Some had acquired citizenship by marrying white men. Others received citizenship through military service, by receipt of allotments, or through special treaties or special statutes. But many were still not citizens, and they were barred from the ordinary processes of naturalization open to foreigners. Congress took what some saw as the final step on June 2, 1924 and granted citizenship to all Native Americans born in the United States. President Calvin Coolidge with four Osage Indians after Coolidge signed the bill granting Indians full citizenship. The granting of citizenship was not a response to some universal petition by American Indian groups. Rather, it was a move by the federal government to absorb Indians into the mainstream of American life. No doubt Indian participation in World War I accelerated the granting of citizenship to all Indians, b

What Men Would Do If They Had A Vagina For A Day
10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers. 9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half. 8. See if they could finally do the splits. 7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet. 6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch. 5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes ... BEFORE closing time. 4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first. 3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video. 2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too. 1. Finally find that damned G-spot.

Taking Me Higher
I love your sweetest ,sensual,sexual bits And also indeed,you're soft awesome tits I love your pussy,so wet,soft and sweet Kissing your thighs, and kissing your feet. I love your eyes,and your sensual moist lips, The way you talk,your tongue teasingly flicks, I think I could stay here,wrapped up in you, Nothing ever better,then you're naked view. I get really high its clearly better than grass, When my hands brush across your soft naked ass, I could hold you for ever,just making love, Watching your breasts,as they dangle above. Looking up at you,indeed a real desire, Pumping up and down,and taking me higher, Jiggling up and down,desire on your face, No where in the world,is a better place. I think its true,I am surely in paradise, Being passionate with you,nothing as nice. MAKING LOVE SEEING DESIRE TAKING ME HIGHER

Take Me As I Am
I am sorry my dearest that you feel this way I never meant to bring you so much shame Who knew that being me Would end what we thought meant to be But I am not changing myself just to please you today So either take me as I am or walk away Cuz I have no shame for being this way So if you can't see what's special in me Then we're wasting our time and you need to leave Cuz you yell at me about everything And no matter what I do it's wrong to you We can't seem to be happy All this fighting is distracting Why can'y we seem to end this We must be truly senseless So either take me as I am or walk away Cuz I have no shame for being this way So if you can't see what's special in me Then we're wasting our time and you need to leave (( need to leave)) So now this game is ending, and we could be through Do you really think that we are just that doomed? Or are you starting to see What's special in me That this is how I am so either take it or leave So ta

I Feel Beautiful
My day started out good. I fit into a pre-preg shirt, without buttons flying, and even fit a cute jacket over it. I went to 7-11 to try to buy Russell cigs (nobody seems to carry his brand), and this guy in his 40s came in and said his friendly hello. Well, I went back out to my car, and he came out as I was getting in, and asks if I'm married. I politely said "sure am" and he said, "Well, then I'll just tell you that you are absolutely beautiful." It made me feel all good inside. So I get to my work to pick my paycheck up, and everyone was telling me how thin and good I look. YAY! To make everything even better, when my husband came home, he kept telling me how sexy I am. :) So today I feel beautiful, and it feels GREAT!

Poems
Brand new Day ----------------- A brand new day smells like the flowers of a new fallen rain A brand new day is the time where you whisper sweet nothings in the ears of your loved one A brand new day is when Forever continues its journey into the world of imagination A brand new day is the day that i want you to come home to me A brand new day is the day that the mirror will say"i love you to" in place of you A brand new day will show you that forever truely ends when your heart breaks. ~~CL

Where Will Our Children Live?
Where Will Our Children Live... A lonesome warrior stands in fear of what the future brings, he will never hear the beating drums or the songs his brothers sing. Our many nations once stood tall and ranged from shore to shore but most are gone and few remain and the buffalo roam no more. We shared our food and our land and gave with open hearts, We wanted peace and love and hope, but all were torn apart. All this was taken because we did not know what the white man had in store, They killed our people and raped our lands and the buffalo roam no more. But those of us who still remain hold our heads up high, and the spirits of the elders flow through us as if they never died. Our dreams will live on forever and our nations will be reborn, our bone and beads and feathers all will be proudly worn. If you listen close you will hear the drums and songs upon the winds, and in the distance you will see....the buffalo roam again.

The Perfect Day Joke
8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses 9:00 5 lbs lighter on the scale 9:30 Light Breakfast 11:00 Sunbathe 12:30 Lunch with best friend at outdoor cafe 1:45 Shopping 2:30 Run into boyfriend's/husband's ex and notice she's gained 30 lbs 3:00 Facial, massage, nap 7:30 Candlelight dinner for two and dancing 10:00 Make love 11:30 Pillow talk in his big strong arms The Perfect Day - Him 6:45 Alarm. 7:00 Shower and massage. 7:30 Blowjob. 7:45 Massive dump while reading USA Today sports section. 8:15 Limo arrives, Stoli Bloody Marys. 8:30 Butler Aviation, O'Hare Field, Lear Jet to Augusta, Georgia. 9:30 Front nine holes, Augusta National Golf Club. 11:30 Lunch - 2 dozen oysters, 3 Heinekens. 12:30 Blowjob. 12:45 Back nine holes, Augusta National Golf Club. 2:30 Limo to Augusta Airport, Bombay Sapphire Martini. 3:30 Nassau, Bahamas, Afternoon fishing with all female crew (topless). Sex for each fish caught. Catch 1249 lb. Blue Marlin. Grilled tuna and steamed lobster appet

Him Indoors
A friend of mine from the local boozer writes a blog and in it he used to do hunk of the week, yes the guy who writes it is a screaming queen in case you didnt notice, but he put a picture of the geezer i live with and just what he wrote about him was hilarious. if you scroll down to february 14 2003 on this page u an see what he has written, anyway the rest of the blog centres round leith and the pub i used to drink in a lot, its quite hilarious as Pete the guy who writes it is a very funny guy Naked Blog

Dead Girl
Dead girl There will never be another one that dreams like you Dead girl There will never be another one that screams like you When death sleeps, it dreams of you Delilah played the dead girl at the freak show She smiles like a ghost Like zombies eatin' dust in Mexico Life dries cold beneath the dead soul lights She asked if it would hurt I smiled and said no The lie ran down my chin like embryo She smiles like a corpse Like zombies eatin' dust in Mexico Life dries cold beneath the dead soul lights When death sleeps, it dreams of you Dead girl There will never be another one to look in your eyes Dead girl There will never be another one that bleeds like you I been dry in a dead age I been reekin' of the new plague The sound of the ocean is dead It's just the echo of the blood in your head Sister burn the temple And stand beneath the moon The sound of the ocean is dead It's just the echo of the blood in your head Burning your black flags Burn

My Birth Month
Your Birth Month is February Peaceful and harmonious, you seek the gentle side of life. Your warmth and consideration touches many. Your soul reflects: Purity, modesty, and faithfulness Your gemstone: Amethyst Your flower: Iris Your colors: Purple, yellow, and light blue What Does Your Birth Month Mean?

Im Looking For A G/f
hi im a single white man very romantic im looking for a single woman whos looking fro a ltr an offline one not just on here im 39 years old only reply if your sincerly interested in meeting offline at some point thanks

Pagan Love Song
Dying felt so goddamn good today If I was ever alive well it's hard to say It was kissing my eyelids and burning my face away Dying felt so goddamn good today We dance the electric Pagan Love Song We hunt with the children paling in the catacombs Eating dead flowers bleeding in a strange daze I was cutting throats and eating tears Smiling in a ruined age Douse my love everything with gasoline Grave flower blooms at your red light death scene We dance the electric Pagan Love Song We hunt with the children paling in the catacombs Trippin' on real blood in strange sunshine Have you felt such weight upon your eyes Sister I been trippin' in your sky I woke up adrift in a Technicolor bliss Ten million miles high I'm a Christian zombie by daylight Satan, he come trippin' 'round midnight Circle jerkin' redneck truckers' dream You scream, I scream Everybody screams for morphine I won't love you, mama, I just fiend your morphine... your morphine We send the lo

My New Pet Unicorn!
So I bought this unicorn off this old Mexican guy that used to pick coffee beans. I was totally stoked and brought it home and hit up BabyJesus to come by and take a look: "dude, check out my unicorn" "uhhhh, something seems not quite right" "yeah, the only thing not right is that I got a TOTAL smokin' deal on him" "nah, there's something else, but I just can't put my finger on it" "man, you are just jealous because I got the multi-purpose pet from hell" "multi-purpose?" "yeah, I use him as a beer opener" "what do you mean?" "for cans I just puncture the top on his horn" "what about twist-offs" "no problemo, just use his teeth" "and what about regular bottles?" "easy! just lift the tail and...." "oh man, where the hell did the cap go?!" "don't worry about it, he'll pass it in about a week" "so, all that is beer. how does that make it multi-purpose?" "well, my girlie said she has been using it for some type of excercises" "i gotta go

Existence
Heaven Cannot exist without Hell The World Cannot exist without The universe Order Cannot exist without Chaos Peace Cannot exist without War Happiness Cannot exist without Sadness Love Cannot exist without Hate Life Cannot exist without Death I Cannot exist without You Can you exist without me?

It Was You...
It was you that made me feel so very sad, It was you that made me want to do something so bad. It was you that I loved more than my life, It was you that made me pick up that knife. It was you that made me feel better than the rest, It was you that made me plunge it deep in my chest. It was you only that my heart I gave, It was you thats the reason I lie in this grave! Tommy B "2006"

Birds And Bees (joke)
A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug and have sex.” The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get a baby, honey.” The child seems to comprehend. “Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?” “Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.”

Adding Sensations That Please
Oh mY, Oh Yes,she said with a wicked smile No way,I'm not,Its just not my style, You coward,you're yellow,she grinned at him, That surely hit home,and he had to give in. Pushing him out ,and surely urging him on, She whispere get ready , I wont be that long, Entering the toilet,and bolting the door, Stripped fully naked ,his clothes on the floor. Within a few moments,came a knock that he knew, He opened the door,and in too, she now flew, Oh dear me Oh my, she smiled with a grin, Shutting the door,and now bolting them in. Moving to his face,Her lips rained down fire, She was crazy, and determined,to have her desire. Her Hands roaming freely,across his naked ass, His passion took over,and his manhood grew mass. He lifted her top,and removed the lace bra, He wanted to do this,now he had come so far, Her breasts were so firm,he teased with the nipple, Sending through them the both,a sensitive shivering ripple. Lifting her skirt,her lace panties were tight, He rubbed hi

Loser In The Mist!
I posted some new pics today and my friends rated them and commented on them and i thank all of you for that, but unfortunately there is an asshole on my friends list who said that fat women are not attractive.........well u know what then you a loser see cause i ain't fat I'm thick and if i was fat as you put it then get the fuck off my list if you don't like what u see. . . you just mad cause i ain't here posting my pussy, ass and tits for the world to see i have respect for my self and for who i am. there is no need for me to do those things and for those who do, more power to you i don't knock it, but some things do need to be left for the imagination and its not because I'm ashamed of my body because i ain't i love my body every inch of it flaws and all. its just damn shame that there are people like you who don't appreciate beauty for what it is not for what it looks like and for the record I'm attractive in every shape and form. I'm not a conceited person at all but i kn

Procrastinating Bitch!
if only if only i could actually do my homework the dya it is issued instead of a few hours before class! well... i could, but for some reason or the other (they are good reasons, really they are... i think) i am always cramming. I feel pretty damn good right now because i just finished some pretty important papers, and boy are they pretty. yeah. yeah. baby. yeah. anywayz... i have school in like an hour, so i need to get my ass dressed and out the door. its friggin' cold, i am going to be walking and i need more snuggly clothes. i feel great today. i gotta lotta shit done that i've been putting off and then some! i slept an hour last night, but i am so full of energy i feel like am about to explode. i feel goo! dahdahdahdah i knew that i would now dahdahdahdah i feeeeeeeel nice like sugar and spice now.... so good! so good! CUZ I GOT YOU!!!!! LUV Y'ALL!!!! Thanks for all the support and well wishes...I'll talk about my shitty past every once in a while on here. you can ignore those po

Freakin A..
My room is leaking water from the ceiling and its freakin freezing in my room since the heater dont work in here. Work sucked again...and I hate working 10 hour days...it blows lol. I am tired and I love all my friends on here so I aint going to bed...plus its to early lol. Well have a great night. Bisexualvampyre

Two Girls
While Maggie sat at the breakfast table eating a bowl of cold cereal she didn't even hear her mother speaking because her thoughts were far away. "Sure mom," she said, as she gave her a peck on the cheek and headed out the door to meet her best friend Kaye down at the corner. It was a mile to school and Maggie had hardly said two words for most of the trip. "What's bugging ya Mags," asked Kaye? "Oh nothing," replied Maggie. "Don't give me that, something for sure is on your mind," said Kaye. "Well....," Maggie hesitated. "Give, what's up," pressed Kaye? "This is a little embarrassing but I've got trouble, you know, down there," said Maggie as she pointed to her crotch, and after a few exchanges back and forth Maggie finally explained to Kaye that her clitoris seemed to be much bigger than it should be! And worse yet her labia seemed to be growing as well! Her whole pussy seemed to be puffed up! Kaye assured her that there was nothing wrong and told her that they would check it out afte

Check Me Out On Tv :o)
In my continuing drama with the Indiana BMV, I was on TV again. Here's a link to the story... there's also a little thingy so that you can see the interview on video. Enjoy!! :o) Karen http://www.wishtv.com/Global/story.asp?S=5589004&nav=menu35_1 If you can't click on it, you might have to copy and paste into a new browser window. MUAH!

Blast Over, Time For A Break!
The blast I sent out, in my opinion, was a huge success. Tons (TONS!) of new friends, and lots of very cool people to meet. In fact, there's so many that it will take me a good while to go through you all and really see what you're about. Everyone is interesting in one way or another, so it's important and I'll get to it. For now, however, I need to spend some serious time writing. I had my next piece approved up at AC, an article about Halloween (appropriate, no?), and I'll post that link as soon as it's available. Should be a day or two. I have much more to write. I'm working on at least two more bits for AC, plus I need to catch up on my other blogs as well. I'll be away from here for a day or two, but that's all. In the meantime, allow me the privilage of inviting you to AC. If you're a writer and you want to see a little monetary compensation for your work, I can't say enough about this place. It costs you nothing, there's a great forum of folks who can give you advice

A Friend Asked Me To Ask This Of The Guys, "why Do Girls Hate Guys?" = For Guys To Answer Only !!!
A friend of mine posted in one of her blogs to all her friends (almost all girls, but w/ a few exceptional guys) as to why they hate guys. The anwers she was given were quite interesting, and so she asked me if I could post a blog asking the guys why _they_ thing girls hate them. As noted in the subject, this is ONLY for gys to answer. We both think it will be quite interesting to see what differences there are betwen why girls hate guys, and why guys think gilrs hate them, for I would be willing to place all my money that the replies are different from one side to the other. So give it your best shot guys, and see if you think you actually know why girls hate you.

Just Wanted To Say I Love Lc!!!
Just wanted to say i love LC! It's a great place to meet new people, which i have, some awesome ones at that. Everyone has been so nice and sweet to me, Thanks. Hope all my friends have a wonderful day.

Are You Too Busy For A Friend?
Too Busy for a Friend.. One day a teacher asked her students to list the names of the other students in the room on two sheets of paper, leaving a space between each name. Then she told them to think of the nicest thing they could say about each of their classmates and write it down. It took the remainder of the class period to finish their assignment, and as the students left the room, each one handed in the papers. That Saturday, the teacher wrote down the name of each student on a separate sheet of paper, and listed what everyone else had said about that individual. On Monday she gave each student his or her list. Before long, the entire class was smiling. "Really?" she heard whispered. "I never knew that I meant anything to anyone!" and, "I didn't know others liked me so much." were most of the comments. No one ever mentioned those papers in class again. She never knew if they discussed them after class or with their parents, but it didn't matter. The exercise had acc

Looking For Someone
HI, I JUST LOST A WOMAN BECAUSE I LOST HER MOTHER COFFEE TABLE SHES IN PASADENA TEXAS AND TRYING TO GET HOLD OFF HER BUT NHER DAUGHTER HAD PHONE DISCONNECTED. SHES AT ALTA VISTSA APARTMENTS HER NAME IS GINNY. SO ANYONE HERE FROM PASADENA TEXAS LET MEKNOW THANK YOU

Having To Let Go
The tears sting n it hurts to cry But it hurts even worse just to say Goodbye. My feet ache when only walking two steps away from you. My face is wet, my knees are shaking. And i want to look back And I wantto look back so bad I know if i do, it only make it worse, If it's possoble to get any worse i need you andi need you so bad I wantyou my wipe away the tears i cry and dry my face I want to smile and say hello I dont wanna say goodbye My knees are shaking and my fingers are numb I just want your touch If i look back now, you would not be there And you would not see this last tear running down my cheek Nor would I see your beautiful eyes Maybe misty My breath is short and i am cold, I'm Sweating Did I say last tear ?? I lied , i thought of you again. I'm sick of this Sick of life constantly pulling- Pulling you away, me away Sick of life pulling us apart I'm never sick, never ever sick When life get's outta our way, So i can feel your touch, Taste your

What Kind Of Tarot Card Are You
You scored as The Magician. The Magician is about creative genius and talent. He is the master of communciation either through speech or literary means. Being different and an individual means alot to him.The Magician100%The Empress and The Emperor100%Justice100%Judgement90%The World80%The Fool80%The Lovers80%The High Priestess50%The Devil35%The Hierophant30%The Hanged Man20%

Need Some Support Help A Ninja Out
SUP YALL I AM IN BOTH OF THESE CONTESTS SO IF YALL CAN HELP CLICK THE PICS LEAVE A COMMENT AND A RATE THE PICS I WILL RETURN THE FLAVOR HINT HINT NOW GO VOTE GUYS AND GALS AND THANK YOU IF YOU DO THIS FOR ME DJ JOKAZ DJ JOKAZ

I Can't Handle This Any More
i work so hard being nice to every one and i show all of you every inch of my love i wish i could fel your love pouring on me and i am always thinking of every one of my guy friends i just hope you all are thinking of me too i wish i could just leave this world then i could leave my problems behind me but i can't don't worry i won't do anything like that all my guy friends you all mean so much to me i love you all so very much and forever LOVE YOUR BEAUTIFUL ANGEL

Yngwie Malmsteen Does Abba
I thought my ears where deceiving me when he has done a cover of Gimme Gimme Gimme by Abba, okay he changed some of the words as it wouldnt be right singing he wanted a man after midnight Gimme Gimme Gimme by Yngwie Malmsteen

102506 Latest Glitter Graphics
I decided to create danger signs with funny and sexual comments on them. Find them in this category. Enjoy! I used to say "Whatever" a lot when I was a teen. I guess it's just something that never gets old. Get yours here. I know I am, especially my own LOL. For those of you who can't ever get rid of glitter, grab yours here Tell someone what day it is with this hot graphic! = Greet them a happy birthday with this graphic!

Stuff
So first off i want to say that my Buffalo Sabres are the bestest and are going to take the cup this year =P haha and ya. =D wow sorry for not being on here too much. life is busy as always, and its hard for me to keep up with everyone that is on my friends list and who is leaving me comments. So if it take me a while to get back to you, don't be offended =P its me not you. haha So things are good...classes are going well and so is work. my arm is killing me though cause i helped unload a freight truck at 7 this morning and there was 3500 boxes and only 4 people there to help...so i lifted way to many boxes. lol This weekend im just working prolly friday, satruday and sunday. Im going to a halloween party on friday night..and on saturday night...haha should prove to be a good time. anywhose...tty all later

My Two Cents - Part Ii
FUELING THE FIRE SEEMS TO BE NORM ON THIS SITE. AS I SURF THROUGH THE BILLIONS OF BULLETINS I SEE A DAY, I CAN'T HELP BUT NOTICE THAT MANY OF THEM ARE ADD TO OR STARTING DRAMA OR COMPLAINING ABOUT THE DRAMA. AM I FULEING THE THE DRAMA FIRE BY POSTING THIS BLOG, PROBABLY, BUT I INTEND TO GIVE MY OPINION ABOUT THIS WITHOUT SOUNDING LIKE A COMPLAINT. FOR THOSE OF YOU OUT THERE THAT HAVE A PROBLEM WITH ANOTHER USER ON THIS SITE, TAKE IT TO THE STAFF. I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT IT. SURE I CAN TURN OFF MY BULLETIN BOARD, BUT SHOULD I HAVE DO TO THAT IF I'M NOT THE ONE POST THESE BULLETINS. *"THEY HAVE A STAFF HERE FOR REASON, USE THEM. WORKOUT YOUR PROBLEM WITH THE BOUNCERS NOT THROUGH THE BULLETIN BOARDS."* WHAT DOES THAT PROVE? ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!!!!! SO GO WALK YOUR DRAMA LLAMA SOMEWHERE ELSE. THE SHIT IS GETTING CHILDISH. USE THE BLOCK FEATURE AND BE DONE WITH IT ALREADY. ALL THIS NAME CALLING AND KINDERGARTEN BULLSHIT IS REALLY GETTING OLD. I HAVE SEEN SOME THE AGES OF TH

The 25th ~ Halloween Is Approaching
Halloween is coming, the goose is getting fat! yep, and I think this halloween is going to be a blast. I am going to a haunted house and to a party this weekend and then going to go and mess with little kids on halloween, working at a camp grounds where we are having this hunt thing. good fun =] that's all for now

Often
often i am here alone so cold it chills the marrow in my bones so silent it deafens me how did i get to this state wandering through the mist a traveler on a mission does anyone get the gist so i walk my path trying to find the destination body sore muscles ache now i see my light shining in the distance slowly a smile emerges a beautific face appears an angelic voice says welcome home my dear

Another Good Day
i got to school early so i was on time for calculus (clay wants us there early so we can get started as soon as the school day starts at 8:50). there's a test on friday and i had to tell clay that i couldnt take the retake of an ealier test today either. science was fun. we went on a field trip to see a mineral collection of the father of a graduate last yr. we had to meet outside between the C building and the A building. my necklace my sister got me in italy broke (already!!!) so i sat outside waiting for the bus and trying to fix my necklace (and it was COLD). kieth finally pulled up and we were talkin. he told me my grade for the quarter (i get an A!!!) and told me that there were only two A's in the class. the other one is grace. slowly people got on the bus and started talkin to keith. the field trip was tons of fun and i brought my mp3 to entertain me for the 15 min drive to his house. the guy, gary, showed us the collection and had ordered pizza and brownies from do

My Daughter
TODAY, I WENT TO PICK UP MY DAUGHTER FROM MARCHING BAND PRACTICE. I WENT TO HUG HER AND SHE TURN AND WALKED AWAY. MY HEART................................................................................................... I CANT EXPLAIN. I FEEL LIKE ON THAT ONE EPISODE OF THE SIMPSONS WHEN BART FELL FOR THAT OLDER CHICK PLAYED BY THE CHICK FROM THE ROSEANNE SHOW... OK, I WENT ON A TANGENT..... ANYWAY THAT EPISODE BART TOLD HER HE LIKED HER, SHE SAID SHE DIDNT LIKE HIM. IN HIS MIND AND ON THE SHOW..SHE RIPPED HIS HEART OUT AND TOSSED IT IN THE TRASH..... OK THAT IS HOW I FEEL. WORSE I HAVE HAD RELATIONSHIPS THAT WENT SOUR. I HAVE HAD SOME CHEAT ON ME. BUT SOMEWAY;; SOMEHOW I STOOD BACK UP AND KEPT MY HEAD UP. BUT THIS RIGHT HERE........MY HEART IS SO HEAVY...MY EYES ARE SO BAGGY.... I AM AT A LOST FOR WORDS...... I AM WEAK.VUNERABLE.EXPOSED I AM NOTHING...... MY DAUGHTER MY FIRST BORN MY ONLY DAUGHTER MY BABY GIRL I AM HURT I LIVE FOR MY KIDS I BREAT

Finally Getting My Shit Together After All These Years...
So far so good & yes at times a struggle. At present I have been cigarette free for 3 days, I've been off & on with the soda thing, I need to stay consistant with that. I've been taking my suppliments at least 90% of the time, being more mindful of what, when, how & how much I eat, & I went for my first of many walks 2 days ago. today I will go for my walk about 6 or so...I prefer the night time anyway. After this week it will be once per day, then eventually both breaks at work & one long walk a day on my days off. I can't keep living the way I have for 30+ years. I'd rather go down fighting anyway, whether fighting to live, to change, to grow yeah, whatever but I have not been very responsible towards my health & I am working on the reasons behind that as well. I mean, when you realize you take care of your CAR more than yourself that is just sad.....

I've Already Got Island Fever
Ok, so I've been on this island for about a month now, but despite it being paradise, I think I already have island fever. There are way too many people here and not even open spaces. I know this sounds nuts as well, but I miss being able to jump in the car and take a drive for more than 30 minutes. I miss the mountains and open spaces of Montana... *sigh* I guess I should learn how to surf - the water isn't usually crowded, lol

I'm Soft.... ?
You scored as Soft. You are nice and soft, you love everyone and everyone loves you, while you are fiery or too exciting, you are always pleasant.Soft100%Shy88%Sweet69%Hot63%Violent56%Exciting44%Awkward0%Wet0%What is your sexual style?created with QuizFarm.com

God I Hate The Dentist, I'm Such A Big Baby
Here i am at 3:15 pm, i'm going to get my upper left wisdom tooth pulled. I really am dreading it. I don't like them at all, and i'm nervous as all hell. It's the needles. I hate them. I wish there was another way to deal with the tooth coming out. it would be nice. But i know it's got to come out. I won't be on for a couple of days. So wish me luck. :(

What Tarot Card Are You?
You scored as The Lovers. The Lovers card is about harmony and most in important love and forgiveness. The Lovers is also about not giving into tempteation and waiting for true love to come your way. It can mean that you had been hurt but have healed yourself and can finally realize love is out there somewhere. You value a good relationship and base it on love not sex. Don't give up on love.The Magician100%The World100%The Lovers100%The Fool95%The Empress and The Emperor90%Justice75%The Hanged Man60%The Devil60%Judgement50%The High Priestess50%The Hi

Sometimes
sometimes i sit here an think drifting away on a dream sending thoughts of love turning around and around trying to find my direction tripping then i fall in love with thee smiles at the air could i be more sincere love you are my light my heart my soul my sight

This Is Beautiful, Try Not To Cry
When you're down to nothing, God is up to something." > > This is beautiful! Try not to cry. > > She jumped up as soon as she saw the surgeon come out of the operating > > room. She said: "How is my little boy ? Is he > > going to be all right ? When can I see him ?" > > The surgeon said, "I'm sorry. We did all we could, but your boy didn't > > make it." > > Sally said, "Why do little children get cancer ? Doesn't God care any > > more ? Where were you, God, when my son needed you > > The surgeon asked, "Would you like some time alone with your son ? One > > of the nurses will be out in a few minutes, before he's transported to > > the university." > > Sally asked the nurse to stay with her while she said good bye to son. > > She ran her fingers lovingly through his thick red > > curly hair. "Would you like a lock of his hair ?" the nurse asked. > > Sally nodded yes. The nurse cut a lock of the boy's hair, put it in a > > plastic bag and handed it to Sal

I"m Tired
i'm so freaking tired..so yeh, yesterday..not fun, today even worst...had that test i told people about...figures, average was 11/50, i got 12/50 :( that's not good...i'm tired..:) aight i'm out..i gotta sleep..even for 10 @ work

What The!?!
what will old people do when there old? what will u do for money? what will u do to make ur own show? what is the worst pick-up line uv ever had? what r the best: cartoons, tv shows, music station, animal, video games, and family guy charictor? tell why they r the best. what the hell is going on? what if u did something bad? how r u? whats up? who wants fun? what u hate the most? think? u can answer one of these Qs or give answer to all if u want.

Hacking On The Lc Web Site
JUST TO MAKE YOU ALL AWARE THAT NO ME THERE IS A GUY OUT THERE THAT THINKS HE'S CLEVER BY HACKING PEOPLES ACCOUNT FROM HERE SO IF YOU CHANGE YOUR PASSWORDS AND MAKE THEM LONG AND HARD ANE JUST BE AWARE OF WHO YOU TALK TO I HAVE HAD A FRIEND LOOSE HER YAHOO ACCOUNT THIS WAY SO ALL BE AWARE OF THIS THE ID HE USES IS CALLED motherdata OR SOME THING LIKE SO DON'T ACCEPT ANYTHING FROM HIM THANXS ALL AND BE SAFE OUT THERE AND WE WILL BEAT THIS JACKASS

Game On
Game On! This should be interesting!! Here's how to play the game. Describe me in ONE WORD...just one word! Send it to me only, in a Private message Then copy & paste this text into a new comment and Post It to your other friends in a New Comment This is really fun! GAME ON!! Have fun and Enjoy!!!!

Bob Seger And His Newest Release - Face The Promise
As many of you may know, I am seriously hooked on Bob Seger's music, have been since I was in High School and anyhow after a very long hiatus from the studio scene, last month he released his latest album "Face the Promise" after a 12 year hiatus and I must say that this has got to be one of the best albums that I have ever heard put out by him. Anyhow here is my favorite song off this latest release "Wait for Me"

How Might One Untie The Knot
How Might One Untie the Knot How might one untie the knot That binds one to God’s love? For love imposes innocence, And innocence, remorse. The tenderness that time forgot No caustic can remove: The laws of cause and consequence Are cut off at the source. Love comes simply as one is, Condemning one to hope, Restoring culpability, Awakening one’s pain. So loved, one cannot be but His, Though one be moved to grope Towards some amoral liberty That seeks the void in vain.

“i Get So Scared When Mick Touches Them, And I Feel So Squishy Inside!”
Claire peered out the window checking to see if Becky was on her way from across the street. Not that it really mattered, it’s just that she was all ready to go and was getting a little fidgety waiting for the 18 year old baby sitter to arrive. It was so handy to have Becky so close and not to have to worry about using someone you didn’t know, especially after hearing all those baby sitter horror stories! Just then there was a knock on the door and Becky entered the front vestibule. Claire was just beginning to give Becky a run down on where she would be for the evening and how to get in touch with her when all at once Becky burst into tears. A surprised Claire stopped in mid sentence and went over to hold the now sobbing teenager. With her arm around her shoulder, Claire led Becky over to the large sofa and asked her what was wrong. “Everything,” she cried, “My boy friend wants to dump cuz’ I won’t let him---you know, let him.....” “You mean go all the way,” asked Claire?” Becky

Jus Sumthings To Think About? Hell I Dunno
Ha u kno whaeva happened to "DA ONE"? or lovin someone sooo much u cant imagine ur life wifout them? or da whole walkin out in public and him jus grab ur hand? I question these things ya kno? I mean hell watch titanic and the notebook them fawkerz were really IN LOVE! When am i gunna have a love like dat? huh? when is my prince charmin comin to save my dumbass frm this hell hole we all kno as Wisconsin?!?!? WHEN FAWKER WHEN?! LoL But seriously I see sum ppl and they are all lovey dovey and all da happii ass horse shyt and i think to myself "i wish i could piss on em all" lmmfao or i say "he'll leave her for sum whore watch" I mean im not tryin to down pplz happiness but hell i guess u can say i jealous of sum pplz happiness i guess =/ eh fawk it...maybe sum of us werent meant to have "DA ONE" eh all u fawkerz sukk! lmmfao sorry jus tryin to cover up da sensitive side of Gen =/

It Takes An Italian Man To Make A Woman Feel Like A Woman...
It takes an Italian Man to make a Woman feel like a Woman... On a recent transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm..The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane. "I'm too young to die," she wails.Then she yells, "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable! Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?" For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril. They all stared, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane. Then an Italian man stands up in the rear of the plane. He is gorgeous - tall, well built, with dark brown hair and hazel eyes. He starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt.....one button at a time. ........No one moves.........He removes his shirt. ........Muscles ripple across his chest. ........She gasps... ....