Mars and Venus
1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female Any part under a car’s hood.
Male The strap fastener on a woman’s bra.
2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female Fully opening up one’s self emotionally to another
Male Playing football without a cup.
3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one’s partner
Male Leaving a note before taking off for a weekend with the boys
4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n
Female A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male Not trying to pick up other women while out with one’s girlfriend.
5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.v.
Female A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male Anything that can be done while drinking, and ends with sex.
6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female An embarrassing by-product of digestion.
Male A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.
7. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.
8. MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male Call it whatever you want just as long as we end up having sex.
