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My Birthday 2008
ok, i finally figured it out!!!!!!!! What i want for my birthday this year is a happy hour!!! that would be so cool, don't you think? and if anyone buys me a happy hour, i will have to come up with something EXTRA special for them... winx love to all my peeps, suzy
Bar Hoping
Monday, May 28, 2007 And God said.... Let there be mental capacity avoiding the bar situations for so long have given me more insight into the whole picking up of the opposite sex.after a while of avoidance i got to go back into what i like to call the meat market. id like to clarify just how this used to work for me so hang on to your undies and keep an open mind because you may not like me later. i never liked the bar thing much unless it was just to get laid .... and if you play your cards right itll happen a greater percentage of the time. first i had to get into things after i got there and not just with drinks but bullshitting with friends and mingling like your important.i like to talk shit so i make rounds get a few laughs and then go have some drinks. drinking was fun enough with the chums but in order to score i had to play a few games and even if i got hit on by the worst one in the place id wait it out until i got what i wanted. lets talk about the unwante
Douchebagasaurus
Thursday, June 14, 2007 Douchebagasaurus Current mood: amused there is a legend of the most shit sucking worthless sack of skin known to human kind...... it is the legend of the douchebagasaurus. naration by some cockney accented nature type: today we are on a hunt for the worlds most worthless inhabitant. first we shall set our sights on explaining the various species of douchebag. the first species of douchebag can be found in numerous dwellings where females are the inhabitants.lets go see shall we.we enter the lavatory and sneak past the ravenous pugs and shit-zu we encounter along the way.here we see the first species of douche ..... just a fluid filled container with a nozzle .....Websters describes its use as ..... a jet of fluid for cleaning a body part.this is the most harmless of the douche species. the second in the douchebag species is the metrosexual moron who preys on weak willed women.many human males fit this category.they are so lacking in intel
Pillows
Ok this is the first blog in my set of pet peevs blogs. This was inspired by my kids this morning lol. Pillows are designed for the part of your body located above your shoulders not the part located between your lower back and upper legs (butt for those who don't understand.) Ok this drives me crazy but here goes. I wake up this morning and the kids are sitting on the couch, normally ok but under theirs butts is all the pillows they can find. Think about this for a min. when you go to bed and lay your head on your pillow one of the first things you do is take a deep breath through your nose as to smell your pillow. Ok if your butt (or someone elses) has been on this pillow all day guess what your smelling, yup you got it Ass Crack. I bet that tickled your nose now didn't it. Its bad enough for me that if I see someone sitting on my pillow, I want to throw it away and buy a new one. Leave comments and tell me how crazy you think I am.
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Friends Will Be Your Entertainment
Wednesday, October 10, 2007 i was sidetracked but this may help.... Current mood: amused its funny what you remember in conversation sometimes ......i think since i was unable to come up with much from the last one that ill stick to stories for a bit till i can think of a way to incorporate your fine shit talking.this blog is for the little guy ..... "he's just a little guy" i met this fella at a job some time back.he is maybe 5'2" 125 lbs.like i said ... a little guy. hes a little guy with a big appetite for punishment.i mean he liked it rough with his women in the sex dep. not rough on them but well im sure you can guess. we all stayed locked on the shit he would talk about his adventures cause he was into some funny shit.for instance: he got tied to a wall and beaten so hard he claimed that the lady he was with had broken glass in her whip.it looked as if he had been eaten by a bear. at first i didnt believe in his shit but i got some rude awakenings when v
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Why Do People Hurt Others?
people that i thought were my friends, they turned out not to be really hurt me. and im sure there are others out there that feel this in some point in their life. but i just want everyone to know that its very hard to forgive them, but u have to try. and move on with your life. forgive and move on, and just know that the ones left standing behind u when everything is said and done are your true friends and thank god for them everyday ,i know i do! life is hard but hang in there. youll get through it with a lil faith! it goes a long way! have a wonderful day!
Did You Know - March Of 08
Did You Know - March of 08 Some Birthday's and Events that most people probably don't know bout. "The basis of action is lack of imagination. It is the last resource of those who know not how to dream." ~ Oscar Wilde *March 6th - Michelangelo born in 1475 in Caprese, Italy. He was a Renaissance sculptor, painter, architect, and poet who exerted an unparalleled influence on the development of Western art. *March 9th - Daylight Saving Time Begins *March 10th - Eastren Orthodox Lent Begins *March 13th - Artist Hans Bellmer is born in Katowice, Silesia in 1902. He is noted for his drawings implying the passing of time. *March 15th - Fantastic painter and sculptor De Es Schwertberger (Book: Heavy Light) born in Gresten, Austria in 1942. *March 16th - Palm Sunday *March 17th - St. Patrick's Day *March 19th - Actor Bruce Willis (12 Monkeys & The Fifth Element) born in 1955 in Germany. *March 20th - Spring Equinox Begins *March 21st - Good Friday & B
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Lost
It feels like Im losing every thing. I cant hear your voice. I feel lost in all the chaos. your drifting away from me uncontralably. I need you back with me. I need to hear your voice. My world is empty with out you. My sun is slowly fading out with out you here to keep if burning. I still feel your arms around me. But I need to hear your voice. I need to hear I love you from those wonderful lips that are so perfect. This is to you my guardian angel. I love you bill
Breaking Up Is Hard To Do? Or Is It?
"Did you sleep with Nick?" She got quiet. She didn't say anything for about 10 seconds. My voice lowered… "Did you?" Another 5 seconds go by. The felt like an eternity for me. "No." She said quietly. "Then why did it take so long for you to answer?" ___________________________________________________________ "It just happened. I'm sorry." I felt like I got kicked in the stomach. I never in my wildest nightmare conceived of this happening. I could hear her starting to cry. It made me angry. She cheated on me… and she gets to cry? FUCK THAT. "Well, I guess that's that then. Have a nice life." I said. "What? I never said I wanted it to be over. I made a mistake." "What do you want then?" "I need time." "To choose? Fuck that!" Then I hung up. All of the sudden I didn't know what life was going to be like from there on out. I had never considered what day to day life was going to be without her. She was my first, and my only up to that point. The
Spinning
Every thing is spinning out of control. A part of me is slowly dying and i have no say in the matter. come back to me my love. You took my soul with you you when you left. Part of it with our 2 beautiful children and the other part with you. I cant wait to have you back with me and our children where you belong. The world you are in is not where you belong its time for you come home where you belong. theres a lot of people that love and miss you. But most of all me and your children. RIP Bill. I love you and will never forget about you.
Hmm
i wanna reach out but i find ur never there like a shadow now a ghost lost to the years almost like u were nver real and i still wanna feel u reach out to find u never there u didnt come back this time and i suffer for it been a long time longing foolish for my thinking u might be there again u never came back this time longing wanting needing sadisfaction no one is like u no one touches me that way hits that spot takes enuff
Did You Know - February Of 08
*!* Yes I know its Very Late lol Did You Know - February of 08 Some Birthday's and Events that most people probably don't know bout. "Personally, I would sooner have written Alice in Wonderland than the whole Encyclopedia Britannica." ~ Stephen Leacock *February 2nd - Groundhog Day *February 5th - Swiss fantastic artist and designer H.R. Giger born in 1940 in Chur, Switzerland. & Anniversay of the Constitution *February 6th - Ash Wednesday *February 7th - Lunar New Year & Chinese New Year *February 8th - The Giger Bar opens in 1992 in Chur, Switzerland. It features artwork and furniture created by H.R. Giger. *February 11th - National Foundation Day (Japan) *February 12th - Lincoln's Birthday (United States) *February 13th - Fantastic Realist artist Ernst Fuchs (Painting: Griffin and Dragon) born in 1930 in Vienna, Austria. *February 14th - Valentine's Day *February 15th - Illustrator and writter Art Spiegelman (Maus) born in 1948. *
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Ask Yourself , "am I Carrying Around Anger Which Could Be Released Today?"
I was angry with my friend: I told my wrath, my wrath did end. I was angry with my foe: I told it not, my wrath did grow. --William Blake We have a right to claim our own feelings. Sometimes we get angry, but hold it inside because we think it's wrong to feel it. If anger builds inside us, it expands like a balloon ready to burst. If not released, it can make us depressed, or even physically ill. When we give ourselves permission to feel anger, we are better able to get rid of it in a healthy way. Our inner voice can tell us how to let go of our anger. And once we've released it, we can easily get in touch with the feelings that caused it. When we recognize our anger for what it is--one feeling among many others that makes us unique--it loses its significance, and we can prevent it from consuming us. Indira Ghandi said, "You cannot shake hands with a clenched fist." When we let go of our anger we can honestly embrace each other with open arms.
Fragrance
Fragrance You are the fragrance of time, That walks through my mind. How could I ever forget you? The color of rose petals, Is how your memory plays with me. Red,is our first night, And the way you made love to me. Yellow, our friendship, And the way you trusted and confide in me. White, for your purity, You were so gentle and kind. I thought you would always be good for me. As the days passed, We lived in total ecstasy. Then the time came, You walked away, Leaving me all alone you see. It is fine, I am okay, Because your memory will always be a fragrance to me. Dee Parenti All Rights reserved.
Making The Best...
Okay, so my birthdays for the last few years have really sucked. It's just how it is and I've come to terms with the fact that they are always going to suck, but this year, no matter what I'm not going to let the stupid shit keep me from enjoying my birthday. I'm finally 21 and I have lots of friends that are going to be doing what they can to enjoy it with me. So, what the hell is going to keep me from having a great day? What more could I ask for?
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Master Card Wedding You got to love this guy... This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University . It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it. It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception. As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted t
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I Will Pay You To Help Me (see Inside) :d
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We Did It
I WOULD LIKE TO SAY THANK YOU TO ALL MY FRIENDS. I COULD NOT DONE IT WITH OUT YOUR HARD WORK THANK YOU. LOVE SCOTTY M.
Ludacris Is In My Head!!!
i've got hos in different area codes... heh. i like that song. i just noticed that (as of 10 seconds ago) i had received 562 profile ratings. the area code for long beach is 562. no, that's all. there's no significant, mind-blowing revelation here. i have to go dl that song now...
Affliction
When love is an affliction, There's not much one can do. Despite the way you've treated me, I'm still in love with you. I am the wave and you the rock Against which I must break: Again, again the crushing jolt, The pain I can't forsake; Again, again the long retreat To safety, far from shore, And then again, I don't know why, The long trip back for more. Perhaps it is nostalgia for A long uncertain glow, Or just some hope so beautiful I cannot let it go. Perhaps it is the need to try For those who must depend On who we are and what we do, For whom this should not end. What evil makes you hurt me so, What defect of the heart? What sense there is no greater whole Of which you are a part? What lonely choice that only you Be served by what you choose? What hard, hard fear of losing what It is a gift to lose? I dream sometimes my waiting love Has made you turn again. But you care only for yourself, And I must love in vain.
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Healing The Health Care System, Part 1
One of the things that drew me to medicine was the importance of combining both the art and the science of medicine. In the ~ 3 decades since then, most physicians have lost faith in their own ability to diagnose by listening to and examining the patient, and they've seen the average time allotted them per patient visit drop to around 4-7 minutes. Many have also forgotten about "bedside manner" and the ability of words to both harm and heal (to tell someone their condition is hopeless is both a lie and in the olden days was called "putting a curse on someone"). We now think we are relying on science (called "evidence based medicine"), ignoring that science is telling us that it has been hijacked by drug company money and is no longer reliable. More and more research shows that studies paid for by drug companies (which nowadays are most drug studies) are simply not reliable. Yet, this is what most of medicine is now based on. The cost? Having one of the most expensive health care sys
Investment Tips For 2008
For all of you with any money left, be aware of the next expected mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks. Watch for these consolidations in 2008. 1.) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W.R. Grace Co. will merge and become: Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace. 2.) PolyGram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces and become: Poly, Warner Cracker. 3.) 3M will merge with Goodyear and become: MMMGood. 4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge and become: ZipAudiDoDa. 5 . FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become: FedUP. 6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become: Fairwell Honeychild. 7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become: Poupon Pants. 8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become: Knott NOW! And finally 9. Victor
Happy St David's Day To Wales. This Is Why Being Welsh Rawks!!
So today (March 1st) is St David's Day, or as we say in Wales Dydd Gwyl Dewi. St David is the Patron Saint of Wales and being Welsh and fiercly proud I wanted to take a moment to share with you why being Welsh is so awesome. The Welsh National Anthem speaks of loving the land, it's poets and singers, about the country being dear to all it's people and says thanks to those who lost their lives for their country. Wales is famous world over for it's Male Voice Choirs. Wales as a country is pretty small lol.. ...infact, you can fit Wales into the state of Texas 22 times :) Be that as it may..does Texas look like this?... This is the National Flag of Wales. This is the National Flower of Wales, and it's Emblem along with Leeks. Wales has it's own language, and it's the Oldest ORIGINAL language in Europe. Wales can also boast having the largest named place in Europe! This place is about an hour away from my house. It has 58 letters! Wales is ful
She Took The Piss (not Literally)
so...as ive said, i'm somewhat new. only a few friends...really only one ive spoken to. so this tarted up lady starts checkin me out, rating my things, leaves a comment. then, because i am a decent, rational human i offered to add her as a friend...but she werent havin it unless i rated her and added her as a fan. i dont even know this girl so what could i be a fan of? but i said "ok." then, i find out that because i'm "freshmeat" i cant add her as a fan. so i tell her lol srry ya know i cant add u as a fan apparently i suck too much. so she dunt wanna add me apparently hahaha...int there a word for folks who only do nice things to get other things in return? i'm sure you can think of an adjective...look i hate to be one of those types so lets not have it off without some sincerity please
And I Am A Downrater
gerryh just sent you a message! · ~Daisy~ just checked you out! · gerryh rated you a '1'! · gerryh just checked you out! from: gerryh date: 2008-03-01 21:16:01 subject: sorry read receipt: No replied: No block user sorry about that I am hit the wrong button I was trying to rate y'alls pics and I have been drinking since noon and it is midnight now and I accidently blocked you I am trying to fix them all now WROTE AFTER HE DOWNRATED AND BLOCKED ALL THE FU BRATZ
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Lounge Owners: Is Your Radio Station Legal?
As a lounge owner it is your right to know if the radio station you are playing is legal. Please ask the station owner these questions. Are they affiliated with ASCAP, BMI, SESAC and SoundExchange? Do they pay performance royalties to artists? Are they fully DMCA and RIAA Compliant. If their answer is No or that they do not know, then they are breaking the law and the operating site (lounge) may be held accountable for all fines along with the radio station. Here is another hint on if they are on the up and up or not. Does their station play commercials? If not, then they must be independently wealthy because to run a legal internet radio station costs $30,000 and up, per year (depending on how many listeners are tuned in). For an example of a completely legal station come check us out. For a fun time mixed with great rock and roll (all requests)... CLICK the picture below to join! Hot Rocks Radio is proud to pay performance royalt
Come Check Out Dj Chilly's Old School Jam In The Poconos
EVERY FRI NIGHT AT SHENANIGAINS IN THE POCONOS JUST TO LET YOU KNOW I ENJOY MIXING UP SOME OLD SCHOOL MUSIC WITH THE NEW SCHOOL HITS OF TODAY AND YES I DO TAKE REQUESTS ….YOU WILL ENJOY YOURSELF FOR SURE IF YOU DO SHOW UP... ENCLOSED BELOW IS THE DIRECTIONS YOU WILL NEED TO GET TO THE POCONOS HAZLETON/POTTSVILLE - TAKE I 81 TO I 80 (TOWARDS NEW YORK) Get off the Blakeslee Exit 284. Proceed to Route 115 South to the Route 903 intersection, make a right. For about a mile, make a right to Lake Drive (you’ll see the Lake Harmony Municipal Building on your Right). Stay on Lake Drive (about a mile) until the road turns to the left. A shenanigan is in front of you. Look for the tiki torches. WILKESBARRE/SCRANTON - Route 115 South to the Route 903 intersection, makes a right. For about a mile, make a right to Lake Drive (you’ll see the Lake Harmony Municipal Building on your Right). Stay on Lake Drive (about a mile) until the road turns to the left. A shenanigan is in front of yo
My Heart
Well I was on my way to work Wed. am and started hurting in my chest, I didn't think to much of it a first, bur I got nauseated , to make a long story shorter i got to work and my Boss/friend who is also a EMT suggested i go get checked out. so I went to ER and they kept me. Thur. & Fri. they put through a battery of stress test which were no fun at all! The first one was a chemical stress test and it failed because they couldn't get my heart rate to go up where they wanted to see it. The second on work and it was scary, the results came back abnormal. So Sat am they took me back for a (Heart Cath). That I wasn't pleased with but at least I would know what was going on. Good news is they found my heart to be in great shape with no blockages. I was relived! They let me go home sat. night But they want me to schedule some more test for gastro intestinal problems to see if i have a Hidal hernia, or ulcer. So anyway I'm back home and can go back to work in few days! whoo hooo! SO I'm just
About Me Hmmmm
Lets Get PersonalTAKE THIS SURVEY! Random What did you have for breakfast? Nothin Who do you love? My kids Family Friends Where were you born? Alabama Where are you? My bed Where do you wish you were? No where Are you happy with your life? Sometimes Do you cry a lot? When im in pain yes Do you make people angry? Naw Do you like who you are? Yeap i sure do Are you random? Yeap Do you like the cold? Naw Do you like the heat? Sometimes Aren’t thunderstorms awesome? Naw i could live without them Do you like to walk in the rain? Yes Isn’t walking in the leaves romantic? Huh Do you have any one in mind that you want to walk in the leaves with? Rain maybe leaves no Do you like expensive things? Yes Have you been called a slut before? Yeap got to love my haters Did it bother you? Nope cause i know im not Why do you smile? Cause i know im a good person and i have a life unlike some What makes you smile? My kids and Friends Do people asking you too many questions in a row
Dancing
TWO SEE MARINES DANCING IS ONE HELL OF A SITE. IF THERE IS ONE THING THAT WE CANT DO IT IS DANCE TRUST ME ON THAT. ANOTHER THING IS THAT SOME OF THE MARINES THAT DANCE ON VIDEO DO WORRY ME BUT I KNOW THEY ARE JUST PLAYING AROUND TO BE STUPID. ANYWAYS LATER
Computer
WELL I HOPE TO HAVE A COMPUTER SOMETIME THIS WEEK AND MAYBE THE INTERNET WITHIN THE MONTH. RIGHT NOW I AM JUST TAKING IT EASY AND SEEING HOW MY MONEY GOES AND THEN GO FROM THERE. THE THING IS THAT IF I HAVE A COMPUTER I DONT HAVE TO GO TO THE BUILDING TO GET ONTO THE INTERNET LOL. ANYWAYS THANKS FOR READING THIS
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Can't They Get A Break?
It looks like all hell is going to break loose in Lebanon again. Saudi Arabia, Syria, and other surrounding countries are saying in very certain terms to their nationals living there to drop their shit and get the hell out, NOW. I used to know people from Lebanon. They told me about Beirut once being "Paris of the Middle East", and the beautiful, friendly people there. They were, of course, living in London. They couldn't go back, or they didn't want to. Then I saw the Anthony Bourdain special on Lebanon. He was there when the Lebanese kidnapped and killed an Israeli security officer. I think they're headed for a crash again. I remember my friend saying that they should have put up a sign at the border charging admission to keep the Israelis from coming there. Maybe that was the best idea they'd had yet. Picking fights with Israeli security forces doesn't seem to be working out too well, all things considered. Right now Israel is armed to the teeth. They have to be. B
:o Do U Have The Balls Like I Did
If You Have tht BallsTAKE THIS SURVEY! Take this survey 1. How many people have you had sex with in 2007?? 1 2. Weed, coke, speed, crack, heroin, oxy, acid, x, k, peyote, mushrooms, of these, how many have you done? None 3. Ever been cheated on? Yes 4. Ever paid for sex? Naw no need to 5. Ever been married? Naw 6. Ever been divorced? Naw 7. If you had to pick one whats your fave sexual position? 69 8. Do you own any guns? Yes 9. Ever done more than 30 days in jail? Naw 3 was long wnough 4 me haha 10. Ever been in rehab? Naw 11. Have you ever had any sexual experiences with the same sex? Yes 12. Ever have sex with anyone that you met on myspace? Naw 13. Last time you masterated? Hahaha wouldnt u like to know 14. Do you think Arnold could beat up Chuck Norris? Im sure but who cares not me 15. What celebrity would you want to have sex with if you had the chance? None 16. Ever been unemployed for over a year since becoming an adult? Naw 17. How many states have you lived
Famous Last Words
"I feel the end approaching. Quick, bring me my dessert, coffee and liqueur." Anthelme Brillat-Savarin's great aunt Pierette
Walked Away
Last Night as you came near, Reminiscing about times and fear. Slipped a mistake or two, Seen all the worry overtake you. No matter the words they did not fit, I tried to embrace but my feet slipped. Now your around yet it's not the same, My days filled with all this pain. Life slipping past in a state of numbness, When will you see how you let me lifeless. Touch my heart again, Let our lives begin. Scream through all this pain, Before it leaves both of us insane! I'll love you till the end of my days!
Feelin Low
Ay yo, brotha feelin mighty low ova here an shit,what I thought was helpin out my fam,call helpin out my man an lookin out when i saw sumthin I aint think wuz right,only end up messin stuff up an end up wit him losin the woman what made him happy. Like I came on here ta holla at sum chicks an meet new friends an shit an end up ruinin sumthin for sumbody that be like in my heart yo ya heard? Like that dude aint done nuttin but look out for my ass an shit since I was a kid ya heard? I mean he taught me a lot about stuff ya feel me? An like I just can't eva make up to him for what I did an shit. But it's like my mans always told me every man got to own up to his actions. They aint even my words ya heard? They his words but I do feel them for reals. So Imma own up ta this one,everybody mad at me an shit,Big T,Kano,my bol,my old man,an I don't know how ta fix it I just fuck shit up an know its too late ta fix anything an I feel like muthafuckin shit.
Subject: What Are You Doing At 9:00pm?
Subject: What are you doing at 9:00pm? (I don't know about the Churchill claim, but it's a great idea. Let's not forget our family and friends fighting in the Middle East!) ONE MINUTE EACH NIGHT In WWII, there was an advisor to Churchill who organized a group of people who dropped what they were doing every night at a prescribed hour for one minute to collectively pray for the safety of England , its people and peace. This had an amazing effect as bombing stopped. There is now a group of people organizing the same thing here in America . If you would like to participate: each evening at 9:00 PM Eastern Time (8:00 PM Central, 7:00 PM Mountain, 6:00 PM Pacific), stop whatever you are doing and spend one minute praying for the safety of the United States, our troops, our citizens and for peace in the world. If you know anyone who would like to participate, please pass this along. Someone said if people really understood the full ex
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How Can I Say
HOW CAN I SAY,I JUST LOVE YOU,WHEN LOVE DOESNT DESCRIBE THE LONGING I HAVE IN MY HEART.HOW CAN I SAY WE ARE BEST FREINDS,WHEN THAT DOESNT SAY,YOU ARE THERE WHEN I LAUGH,WHEN I CRY,WHEN I AM SAD,AND WHEN I AM HAPPY.YOU LIFT ME UP WHEN MY SPIRITS ARE DOWN.HOW CAN I SAY I WILL WAIT FOR YOU FOREVER,WHEN REALLY IT WOULD BE ETERNITY.HOW CAN I SAY YOU ARE MY ALL,MY EVERYTHING WHEN IN FACT YOU ARE MY BLOOD THAT RUNS THROUGH MY ESSENSES.HOW CAN I SAY I MISS YOU,WHEN ALL I EVER DO IS THINK OF YOU.HOW CAN I SAY I WANT YOU,WHEN ALL I DO IS HUNGER FOR YOU,NIGHT AND DAY.HOW CAN I SAY I NEED YOU,WHENEVER,IKNOW,YOUR,TOUCH,FEEL,SMELL,TASTE. AND I NEVER WANT TO EVER NOT HAVE THAT.HOW CAN I SAY I WILL NEVER LET YOU GO,WHEN,YOU ARE ALWAYS IN MY ARMS.HOW CAN I SAY I DON'T CARE WHEN I FEEL YOUR PAIN.HOW CAN I NOT DREAM,WHEN YOU ARE IN THEM.HOW CAN I NOT HOPE WHEN ALL HOPE IS US.HOW CAN I NOT WANT WHEN WANT IS IN MY HEART.HOW CAN I NOT LOVE YOU I CAN'T YOUR ARE BURY IN MY SOUL.I GUESS WHAT I AM SAYING,THAT
Fu-luv Bomb Squad Updated Members
> > > > > > FEEL THE LOVE AND JOIN FU LUV BOMB SQUAD! WE WANT YOU!!! TO JOIN US PLEASE SEND A MESSAGE TO THE OWNER, THEN YOU HAVE TO FAN, RATE AND ADD ALL CURRENT MEMBERS!!! YOU WILL BE ADDED ONCE THIS IS CONFIRMED. KISSES TO ALL AND LETS HAVE SOME FUN!!! RULES ARE BASIC AND WILL BE ADJUSTED AS NEEDED. 1. No Drama Allowed! 2. All must fan, rate and add ALL members. **New Prospects send a note when u add stating Fu Luv Bomb Squad.. 3. Must add owner to family 4. Officers will decide on who to bomb. 5. Any member not actively involved in helping others will be removed from team and will receive no help in any contest or giveaway. 6. Blog will be updated as new members join. Please Check on Owners page daily and repost the new blog onto your profile. 7. A blog will be updated daily , with the member that is currently in a contest. Members MUST read to keep updated. 8. All rules are subject to change as we grow. the limit on the
Angels And Cowboys
Riding on an open range, Without a place called home, This solitary figure works and plays And lives his life alone. On a road to hell, He is as close to Heaven As he can be, And there's only one thing That can bring him to his knees. The love of an angel Can tame the wild man's heart, And temper the flame that burns Deep within his soul. An angel makes him cry when alone, And no one can hear his tears, They make his hear the songs of Heaven, When she hold him in her arms. He may not have a home, But Heaven is in her arms, And in her arms he will return, That's all he works for every day. Cowboys and Angels, They compliment each other well, And he tips his hat to her halo, As he heads back to his hell. Back to his daily chores, He rides with her in his heart. Robert J Nye (2008)
When A Cowboy Learns To Cry
He looks into her eyes And sees the torment in her soul, And his heart sinks deep within him. He dare not leave this angel behind, But cannot torture her anymore, And his heart shrinks deep within him. He places his worn hat atop his head, Adjusting it just over his eyes, And pulls his denim jacket Around his broad shoulders As he heads for the door. He stops to tell her that he loves her, But the words meet a cold stare, And the shrivel deep into his throat Tasting like day old coffee and bread. His eyes shift away from this angel That he has tortured so much In so little time. He drags the heel of his boots As he nears the door that leads into nothingness, And stops one more time To see his tortured angel and dearest friend Standing there in solemn grimness. They say angels and cowboys Would always be, and he believed it to be true, He opens the door into the darkness, The world from where he came, And pauses one last time to try and say The feelings that
My Dreams For The Final Love Of My Life 1
I see him in a thin fog, He seems to be waiting........... For what I do not know. I turn my back and look away to yet a deeper thicker fog. I know he is out there somewhere with the voice that sends shivers all over my body. with passion, love that knows no end. I have thought several times that he had found me. But I was wrong. I have thought several times I had found him.I was wrong again. But I know in the end he will be there a smile that melts my heart and the kindness of a saint. I thought bad boys were the answer to find a man that was full of life and passion and compassion. but once again I was wrong. I think now that the good guy is the one he has all his raw passion and compassion hidden and it is up to the woman to bring it out of him with her love and devotion and nurturing ways to bring the tiger out of hidding. Anna
Heres The Deal
if Anyone on here ever wants to talk please dont wait for me to email you because im terrible at getting things started. Just send me a message and we can converse from there. Its not that I dont wanna talk to you good people its just that i never seem to be online when everyone else is so just let me know you wanna chat and give me a rough time that you may be online and ill do what I can to come party with you online and get to know you better. Hope to hear from at least one person lol.
Abunza Money - Can You Really Make Money
Abunza Money - Can you really make money Do you want to QUIT your job and make real money? The Abunza home base business is a brand new marketing system created by Michael Spire and Sebastian and Abunza and my team are causing some SERIOUS chatter in the home business industry. It's long been the goal of every business co-founder to somehow AUTOMATE business...so you don't have to be on the phone calling leads, making follow ups, setting up appointments, closing people, and doing all the other stuff that almost no one likes to do. Yet most people have no choice because that's all they've been taught, and it's all they know how to do. Well, Michael Spire and Sebastian and the online business of Abunza just CHANGED all that and its official on Dec. 1 2007so as you can imagine during this pre-launch stage many have token advantage of saving $250. In a industry where newbie’s and others business distributors are not finding the success they were promised, Abunza has created a
Blonde
A guy walks in and sits down at the end of the bar. Just a few seats down from him, there is a very buxom blonde with huge size 44DD breasts. The guy orders a beer. The bartender fills the mug and slides it down the bar. It hits the lady's boobs and splashes all over them. The bartender goes over, retrieves the mug and licks the beer off. Each time he calls for a beer this happens. So after his third beer, he decides to help the battender out. The next time the bartender hits her boobs, the man jumps up and starts to lick her breasts...AND SHE DECKS HIM!!!. He's laying on the floor moaning and groaning, "Jeez...then why do you let the bartender do it?" Get ready...here it comes......... "Because," says the blonde, "he has a licker license!"
Lonely
So I've been single for a while now....it sucks beyond compare honestly.IO go from having this wonderful person wiht me all the time to finding out she isn't much fo what I really thought to begin wiht and am now alone. I mean my roomate is here but she and I aren't romantically involved in any way. So I'm lonely. I dunno why I'm even really writing this blog. I mean I guess just to vent. No one ever reads these anyways. I just wish I had someone to hang out wiht where there is a chance at being romantically involved. The Last three gals I've spoken to have either gotten interested in friends of mine or just arn't interested in me like that. I want to keep them as friends obviously but it just sucks that I'm left in the cold here I guess. That's all for now I guess.
The Owner Of Me For This Month
Ok so here we go .... i just went through my very first auction cool huh. i think it was pretty bad ass had an awesome turn out. I also went for more than i thought i would since i didn't promote it as well as i could have. but anyways. the person who won me... is not only one of the coolest people I've meet on here but she is always wicked funny. so if you are reading this and do not know "BrightEyedArtist" you should check her out in my top friends. i am also going to post her link in here permanently because lets face it she rocks. and thank you so much for being so cool about the auction:D ☠☠☠BrightEyedArtist☠☠☠@ fubar that's her link check out people she rocks and a great person to have as a friend.
Me Downrate
i PULLED ANGELBRAT FROM THE CONTEST YESTERDAY NOT FOR DOWNRATING BUT WE SUSPECTED THE LEADER TO BE RUNNING A PROGRAM. 600 COMMENTS WHEN YOU ARE BY YOURSELF IN A FEW MINUTES IS REDICULOUS. I NEVER DOWNRATED ANYONE I WAS RATED A 1 BY GERRYH, AND POSTED THIS BLOG THIS PANSY ASS MAMAS BOY IS GOING AROUND RATING EVERYONE A 1 AND BLOCKING THEM PROBABLY CAUSE WE CAUGHT THAT CHEATER IN THE ONTEST. BLOCK HIM IF YA CAN gerryh HUGS DEE AFTERWARDS HE WROTE A MAIL TO MY HUSBAND SAYING HE WAS SORRY IT WAS A MISTAKE RIGHT RATE THE FAMILY A 1 AND BLOCK THEM IS A MISTAKE LOL WE HAVE BEEN IN MANY CONTESTS AND NEVER BEEN ACCUSED OF SUCH CHILDISH NONSENSE. i GUESS THE TRUTH HURTS.
~ For Once Was ~
Clydesdale Bank Premier League : Table
Clydesdale Bank Premier League : Table 01 Mar 17:16 | Home | Away Team P W D L F A W D L F A GD PTS 1 Rangers 27 14 0 1 43 8 8 2 2 24 12 47 68 2 Celtic 27 10 3 0 34 3 10 1 3 32 16 47 64 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 3 Motherwell 27 7 2 4 22 16 7 2 5 17 16 7 46 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 4 Dundee Utd 28 8 4 3 20 9 4 2 7 20 25 6 42 5 Hibernian 28 7 4 3 29 20 4 4 6 12 15 6 41 6 Falkirk 29 6 4 5 17 14 4 3 7 21 28 -4 37 7 Hearts 29 5 3 6 22 22 5 3 7 18 25 -7 36 8 Aberdeen 29 6 4 4 21 17 3 3 9 12 31 -15 34 9 Inverness CT 29 7 1 6 20 22 3 2 10 15 26 -13 33 10 Kilmarnock 29 5 3 7 19 20 2 4 8 11 23 -13 28 11 St Mirren 27 4 2 7 12 23 3 4 7 6 21 -26 27 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 12 Gretna 27 3 2 8 16 26 1 2 11 12 37 -35 16
Boruc Booking Gets Gordon Fuming
Boruc booking gets Gordon fuming Celtic boss Gordon Strachan queried whether Artur Boruc should have been booked for gesturing to Hibernian fans after Saturday's 2-0 SPL win. Boruc: Booked after game had finished Send to friend Print RSS Feed Save to... Facebook del.icio.us ma.gnolia Yahoo! My Web Digg Google Bookmarks Reddit Technorati Newsvine StumbleUpon Strachan called for clarification of the Scottish Premier League's disciplinary rules after goalkeeper Boruc was shown a yellow card at the end of the Hoops' victory at Easter Road. The Poland international was booked by referee Iain Brines after hanging back to wave and gesticulate to the home fans before applauding the Hoops supporters. Celtic defender Lee Naylor's first goal for the Parkhead club since his arrival from Wolves in August 2006, and a header from substitute Georgios Samaras, had wrapped up three crucial points. But then the antics of Boruc - no stranger to controv
A Very Short Story
Very Short Story... Man driving down road. Woman driving up same road. They pass each other. The woman yells out the window, 'PIG'! Man yells out window, 'Bitch'! Man rounds the next curve. And crashes into a HUGE PIG in middle of road and dies. Thought For the Day: If only men would listen.
Kinky Sex "why It Will Save Your Relationship"
In the beginning of a relationship sex is always important, but long term love isn't about lust, its about love, friendship, and commitment. Being part of a family, having someone to support you, to rely on, and to snuggle up to at night more then make up for the lack of lust. In order to keep a long term relationship going steady and alive, sex should be important. These days, we're so brow-beaten by "experts" telling us we expect too much from sex and relationships, but this is certainly not the case. Studies have shown couples who have sex 4-5 times a week look 10 years younger then those who don't. Couples who have regular sex aren't just happier, they also have higher libidos. Sex has alot of good advantages, it boosts immunity, warding off colds and infections, helps with the production of testosterone, and they also seem to be less suseptible to depression and suicide. Sex is good for your mind, body, soul, and your relationship In order to keep the sexual energy alive in
Amazing Story
In 1986, Peter Davies was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Northwestern University. On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, so Peter approached it very carefully. He got down o n one knee and inspected the elephant's foot and found a large piece of wood deeply embedded in it. As carefully and as gently as he could, Peter worked the wood out with his hunting knife, after which the elephant gingerly put down its foot. The elephant turned to face the man, and with a rather curious look on its face, stared at him for several tense moments. Peter stood frozen, thinking of nothing else but being trampled. Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned, and walked away. Peter never forgot that elephant or the events of that day. Twenty years later, Peter was walking through the Chicago Zoo with his teenaged son. As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the creature
Rangers 3-1 Aberdeen
Rangers 3-1 Aberdeen By David Sharp Christian Dailly scored his first goal for Rangers to level the scores Rangers maintained their four-point advantage over Celtic at the top of the SPL when they fought back from a goal down to defeat Aberdeen at Ibrox. The hosts started brightly but Aberdeen were dangerous on the counter-attack and Steve Lovell's 28th minute header gave the Dons a deserved lead. Christian Dailly levelled the scores ten minutes later with a neat volley. Adam's header put Rangers ahead after 50 minutes and Kris Boyd followed up his own saved penalty to seal victory. Interview: Rangers manager Walter Smith Interview: Aberdeen manager Jimmy Calderwood Rangers began where they left off after the midweek thrashing of Hearts - in menacing fashion. Kris Boyd, a last-minute replacement for Jean-Claude Darcheville who pulled up injured in the pre-match warm-up, should have done better when he found space in the Aberdeen box. But a
Reverse Funnel System Reviewed
Reverse Funnel System Reviewed Are you FAILING online? Train yourself to succeed today The Reverse Funnel System is gaining a lot of momentum on the online Network Marketing scene of late. It is even being embraced by many traditional MLM “gurus”! What makes this online marketing system stand out from the rest at the moment? This online network marketing opportunity offers a highly automated, finely tuned system that eliminates the need for old school traditional prospecting methods i.e. • uncomfortable phone calls • on-site meetings • high cost seminars • presentations one on one • canvassing your “warm” market (family and friends) Simply put, The Reverse Funnel System eliminates everything that has been difficult about Network Marketing and replaces it with a self-qualifying sales process that takes the pressure off you personally. This allows your results to become consistent and to a greater extent, predictable. This Home Base Network Marketing opportunity is gaining
Private Part
An old man, Mr. Goldstein, was living the last of his life in a nursing home. One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed. Nurse Nancy asked if there was anything wrong. \"Yes, Nurse Nancy ,\" said Mr. Goldstein, \"My Private Part died today, and I am very sad.\" Knowing her patients were forgetful and sometimes a little crazy, she replied, \"Oh, I\'m so sorry, Mr . Goldstein, please accept my condolences.\" The following day, Mr. Goldstein was walking down the hall with his Private Part hanging out of his pajamas, when he met Nurse Nancy. \"Mr.Goldstein,\" she said, \"You shouldn\'t be walking down the hall like that. Please put your Private Part back inside your pajamas.\" \"But, Nurse Nancy,\" replied Mr. Goldstein, \"I told you yesterday that my Private Part died.\" \"Yes, you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?\" (You gotta love this!!!!!!!!!!!) / / / / / / / / / / / / \"Well\", he replied, \"today\'s the viewi
You...
YOU... acting as if nothing can happen play our roles in life live as if nothing renders moving on to what nothing can i hate it... kill me now...
Untitled2
small secrets and tell lies i have many small secrets and i will hide them from the world im lying to you about my secrets or do i have any all i can tell you is when i have a secret i can lock it my eyes
Rain
drip drip drip the rain fell early today Drip Drip Drip "im feeling this wheather", i say DRip DRip DRip echos of a empty heart DRIP DRIP DRIP there my tears, beginning to start....
Comment Bomb Needed For Australian Friend With Sexy Eyes!
A good friend of mine is in a SEXY EYES contest who has been wonderful in educating me about Australian music and culture!! Please go to his link and give him a warm response in a comment bombing to help him win. Brucethecoolsexycat' spewed forth the following at '2008-03-01 21:30:53'.. > > > > > here's the link to help me out from BRUCE My Sexy Eyes Contest! starts Friday FEB, 29 @ 6:00 p.m. Pacific standard time. Ending March, 7 @ 6:00 p.m. Pacific Standard time
The End Of Days
It's best to start off strong, right? Here is one of my earliest and best writings. The End of Days The stars won't stay in the sky tonight As they begin their fiery falling flight So begin the final days of raging fire These days where all's fate is most dire As the meteors fall and torrents rain Soon will be the end of creation's pain Now judgement's sky will fill with grays As this darkened planet comes to the end of days This empire of man on Earth At the end has no real worth Cities fall and flames rise Destroying what great men devise As the meteors fall and torrents rain Soon will be the end of creation's pain Now judgement's sky will fill with grays As this darkened planet comes to the end of days The celestial bodies will now align As all that's known faces the end of time The planet moans its final, gasping breath As it arrives at its sad, untimely death As the meteors fall and torrents rain Soon will be the end of creation's pain Now j
Assyrians Religion
Religion .. Assyrians became Christians during the first century AD,[53] though not until during the third century had they all become Christians.[29] Some Assyrians also claim that their ancestors became Christians during the lifetime of Jesus.[66] Jesus spoke of "Men of Nineveh", repenting from their old sins; this refers to when the prophet Jonah visited the Assyrian capital Nineveh: The men of Nineveh shall rise up in the judgment with this generation, and shall condemn it: for they repented at the preaching of Jonas; and, behold, a greater than Jonas is here. – Luke 11:32, King James Version
Assyrians Language
Language.. The ancient Assyrian tongue was referred to as the Akkadian language (also called Assyro-Babylonian),[24] an East Semitic language written in cuneiform script. After the Assyrian empire expanded westward, Aramaic gradually became the dominant tongue.[24] Aramaic was declared an auxiliary language by King Ashur-nirari V in 752 BC[citation needed] and became a lingua franca under Achaemenid Dynasty of Persia.[33] By the first century AD, Akkadian was extinct. Modern Syriac, however, shares some of its vocabulary, as both are Semitic languages,[63] and a result of vocabulary remnants from the Akkadian language still being preserved in the modern Syriac language.[31] Most Assyrians speak a modern form of Syriac,[64] an Eastern Aramaic language whose dialects include Chaldean and Turoyo as well as Assyrian. All are classified as Neo-Aramaic languages and are written using Syriac script, a derivative of the ancient Aramaic script. Assyrians also may speak one or more languag
Assyrians Culture..
Culture.. Assyrian culture is dictated by religion. The language is also tied to the church as well for it uses the Syriac language in liturgy. Festivals occur during religious holidays such as Easter and Christmas. There are also secular holidays such as Akitu (the Assyrian New Year).[62] People often greet and bid relatives farewell with a kiss on each cheek and by saying "Peace be upon you." Others are greeted with a handshake with the right hand only; according to Middle Eastern customs, the left hand is associated with evil. Similarly, shoes may not be left facing up, one may not have their feet facing anyone directly, whistling at night is thought to waken evil spirits, etc. There are many Assyrian customs that are common in other Middle Eastern cultures. A parent will often place an eye pendant on their baby to prevent "an evil eye being cast upon it".[citation needed] Spitting on anyone or their belongings is seen as a grave insult. There are Assyrians that are not
Never...again.....
No matter what way I look I am FUCKED....The love for me is not there...He doesn't love me I thought he did!! Care for me, hold me keep me safe. Don't let me go... Why did you let me go? Why don't you love me now? Sometimes I don't even love myself because there has to be some reason, something I did to make you stop loving me, so now I don't care care if you love me....I am done w/everything because you no longer love me....How can that be? Love me, I want to scream,but you don't do you? Now I know I am depressed because you left me standing w/a broken heart and I don't want to be here in the dark. I am alone...all alone in my heart....my soul is now dim, the light is almost gone. I want to always be alone. I want to cry, I am as lonely as can be. Love me he doesn't...I know it is true... Darkness all around is what I see..I want out as quick as can be. Why am I here in this lonely dark place?.... No one is here to set me free, I want to give up....I want t
Assyrian's History..
History... The Assyrian people are descended from the population of the ancient Assyrian Empire, which itself emerged from the Akkadian Empire founded by Sargon of Akkad.[22][23][24] Eventually, Assyrian kings conquered Aramaean tribes and assimilated them into the Assyrian empire,[25][26][27] and their language, Aramaic, accordingly supplanted the native Akkadian language,[24][28][29] due in part to the mass relocations enforced by Assyrian kings of the Neo-Assyrian period.[30] However, the modern neo-Aramaic language spoken by modern Assyrians (i.e., neo-Syriac), is still influenced by the ancient Akkadian language.[31] The modern Assyrian identity is therefore believed to be a miscegenation, or ethnogenesis, of the major ethnic groups which inhabited Assyria-proper, which were, for the most part, Assyrian, and to some extent, Aramaean.[32] By the 5th century BC, "Imperial Aramaic" had become lingua franca in the Achaemenid Empire.[33] The Assyrian people are believed to have d
Who Are Assyrians!
Assyrian People ... The Assyrians (also called Syriacs or Chaldeans; see names of Syriac Christians) are an ethnic group whose origins lie in what is today Iraq, Iran, Turkey and Syria,[17] but many of whom have migrated to the Caucasus, North America and Western Europe during the past century. Hundreds of thousands more live in Assyrian diaspora and Iraqi refugee communities in Europe, the former Soviet Union, the United States, Australia, New Zealand, Syria, Jordan, and Lebanon. As a result of persecution in the wake of the First World War, there is now a significant diaspora. Major events included the Islamic revolution in Iran,[18] the Simele massacre in Iraq, and the Assyrian genocide in what is today Turkey. The latest event to hit the Assyrian community is the war in Iraq; of the one million or more Iraqis reported by the United Nations to have fled, forty percent (40%) are Assyrian, despite Assyrians comprising only three to five percent of the Iraqi population
Self Awareness
Master told me something again today. Only this time He put it in a way that hit home. He said there is no part. It's all or nothing. Which part of you is a slave? Is it your hands, your beast, your body, but not your mind? It is your heart, but not your soul? So which part is it? It's all or nothing. Raven's cuddlie
Morals
My Morals.... honesty, integrity, justice and respect. Why is it that these 4 simple words cause so much grief and bitterness in others. So much so, That when I speak my mind on any given subject with any given person, they become offended, and I am quickly disregarded as a friend. Let me tell you what i would want any true friend of mine to do for me. If I am bein a fuckin idiot, i wanna know that I am being a fuckin idiot. Plain and simple, a true friend will call me out on my Bullshit, they will feed me the truth, knowing full well it's not what I want to hear, but that it is exactly what I need to hear. Yet, when I do these same actions, to maintain integrity to myself, and to hopefully save the other person a little bit of pain, I am an asshole, or prick? Does this make any sense to anyone out there? Cause the only thing I can pin it to, is that these people live in a make believe place, where, if we sweep stuff under the carpet, it will all go away. Let me tell you something, i
Straight Edge: Not Just Another Trend
Straight Edge: Not Just Another TrendFor a clean lifestyle movement born in the "Just Say No" era of the 1980s, Straight Edge has received little attention since its origination. Commercial exposure for Straight Edge bands, however, has recently brought the movement a little closer to mainstream attention. This, combined with differentiating beliefs from among the ranks within the Straight Edge movement, has some of its members fearing that their life's philosophy might be lost to a trend. The message of substance-free living may be overshadowed by the fashion and music styles spawned from the movement, therefore cheapening the basic ideals of Straight Edge. The general premise behind Straight Edge is "to abstain from self-destructive behaviour." What exactly constitutes "self-destructive behaviour" is constantly debated.Being true to one's beliefs is at the heart of what divides Straight Edgers from other people and also what divides them amongst themselves. While the original Straigh
Never Get It Back
I gave my heart to a man but that man turned into a boy befor we even got our start!!! He said he loved me but that was a lie...why did he say if it was not true? Was I wrong to give away my heart? My heart is now broken in tiny little peices and there is nobody there to fix it. My love for him wont go away just because I will it. I forgave him but still that didn't fix it. He doesn't want me back and I don't think he ever will so where am I left.. A broken heart....feelings that are no good...the love of my life is gone for good and nothing to show for it..... How did my everlasting love turn into nothing? AM I UNLOVEABLE? I really don't know or care anymore for I lost it all...THE ONLY THING I EVER NEEDED.... and now I'll never be able to get it back!!!!
Not Looking
i am done done with it all there's no love here that is great or small why didn't i see it why didn't i try why do i want to give up and let my heart die turn black as stone cold as ice why can't i do it the change would be nice i am hurting inside with so much anger and pain but there's no one to blame for it's all my shame i want it to end the hurting to stop but there's no way i can help it no way to make it stop i want it to stop it's hurting me so why can't i just let it all go? there's no love here for me so i say it's over it's done i can take no more i am done looking for the one thing my heart longed for
::reality Tv::
Ok, so this evening while my folks were out and I had the house to myself I decided to get in my pjs, get some junk food, a soft cozy blanket, sit in front of the fire and indulge myself in some trash Reality TV [[total guilty pleasure of mine]]. Here's my thoughts on each show that I've watched ::COPS:: - Ok, not necessarily trash tv...Even though some cops I was unfortunate to run into because they thought I was being bad were total dickweeds [[I swear, with my mouth and the knack with being at the wrong place at the wrong time, I'm surprised I've never been arrested yet]], I have lots of respect for those in the law enforcement...and damn, some of the people they have to deal with is sometimes unbelievable!!! ::ROCK OF LOVE II:: - Holy hell, much more trannylicious than the last season. I swear, if my TV had smell-o-vision, I would choke on the scent of Aquanet from that show. I totally miss Angelique, she was my favorite!! Ahhh all that stringy bleach blonde hair + the heavy
Damaged
SHE THOUGHT THAT HE WANTED TO PROTECT HER TO MAKE HER FEEL SAFE, LIKE NOTHING COULD GO WRONG BUT IT DIDN'T WORK LIKE THAT. THE DANGER WAS HIM HE WOULD BREAK HER AND HE WOULD MAKE SURE THAT EVERYONE AROUND HER KNEW SHE WAS BROKEN SHE COULDN'T SEE THE BAD IN HIM FOR SHE WAS TOO MUCH IN LOVE, BUT EVERYONE ELSE DID HOW COULD SEE BE SO BLIND WAS HER LOVE REALLY THAT STRONG FOR HIM HE HURT HER IN WAY'S THAT COULD NOT BE SEEN WITH THE EYE'S, BUT FELT WITH THE HEART HE TOOK THE LOVE SHE HAD FOR HIM AND CRUSHED IT HE DIDN'T THINK ABOUT HER, ONLY HIMSELF HE DIDN'T THINK ABOUT HOW MUCH SHE WOULD HURT HE DIDN'T REALIZE HOW MUCH IT WOULD HURT WHEN HE TOOK BACK THOES WORDS THAT MENT SO MUCH TOO HER WHY DIDN'T HE STOP AND THINK ABOUT THE PAIN HE WOULD BE CAUSING TO HURT HER IN THAT WAY WHY DID HE CHOOSE TO HURT HER IN THE FIRST PLACE ALL SHE EVER SHOWED WAS LOVE TO HIM WHEN THEY WOULD FIGHT SHE WOULD LET HIM WIN WHEN HE
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☠☠☠BrightEyedArtist☠☠☠@ fubar
Rest In Peace My Sweet Prince ...
You Meant So Much by Cassie Mitchell You meant so much to all of us You were special and that's no lie You brightened up the darkest day And the cloudiest sky Your smile alone warmed hearts Your laugh was like music to hear I would give absolutely anything To have you well and standing near Not a second passes When you're not on our minds Your love we will never forget The hurt will ease in time Many tears I have seen and cried They have all poured out like rain I know that you are happy now And no longer in any pain. ♥♥♥ I LOVE YOU JOHNNY!!! Bows head in great respect ...
Thanks To Him
Thank you for telling me you "love me" Thank YOU for kissing me Thank you for all the "good times" Thank you for "making love to me" Thank you for HURTING me Thank you for making ME CRY Thank you for NOT telling ME the truth Thank you for "saying" you would never LEAVE ME Thank you for BREAKING my HEART Thank you for telling me YOU DON'T "love me" Thank you for MAKING me FALL APART Thank you for "NOT BEING THERE" Thank "you" for being an ASSHOLE Thank you for everything MEAN YOU ever said Thank YOU for letting ME and all my FRIENDS see the "real you" And THANK YOU for giving "ME" everything I need to try to start over "WITHOUT YOU!!"
Downrater
THIS PANSY ASS MAMAS BOY IS GOING AROUND RATING EVERYONE A 1 AND BLOCKING THEM PROBABLY CAUSE WE CAUGHT THAT CHEATER IN THE ONTEST. BLOCK HIM IF YA CAN gerryh · Ms Cj Timberlak... re-rated you a '1' from a '10'! 6 hr ago · Ms Cj Timberlak... rated you a '10'! 6 hr ago · Ms Cj Timberlak... just checked you out! 6 hr ago · Godfather SWEET~THING~OWN... just checked you out!
I An Kissing You Love
As the angels sing. I sit and dream. About a strong feeling of love inside my heart and soul. I think of the angels making this night a wonderful gift. As you hold me in this passionate night. As I kiss thy lips my heaven is made. My love for you deepens. As my heart beats faster with you gentle touch. I am kissing you love. For I give you all of my heart,body,and soul. As we make this the sweetest time of love. That in the daybreak brings me to see. I wasn't dreaming at all. As I see you laying next to me. I kiss thy lips and say I love you boy. My heaven has come to me in your sweet arms. Those beautiful eyes and sexy sweet lips. I give you all of me for all times.
It Was A Lie
forever&always (NEVER MENT IT) together alway's (YOU LEFT ME BROKEN ) making love (YEA RIGHT....MAYBE WE SHOULD HAVE STUCK TO SAYING FUC*KING) being close to you (I DON'T REALLY KNOW THE REAL YOU) telling me you love me (NEVER MENT IT!!!!! DON'T SAY IT UNLESS YOU MEAN IT) never let me go (YOU DID) keep me safe (YOU ARE THE ONE WHO MADE ME CRY) love of my life (WHERE? YOU ARE NOT HERE) true love (WHAT'S THAT? YOU ARE NOT MINE) love can move mountin's (YOU NEVER LOVED ME) you would never hurt me like he did (YOU DID..YOU HURT ME WORSE THEM ANYONE EVER DID) wouldn't lie to me (YOU DID THAT TOO....MAN YOU REALLY LIKE TOO HURT ME DON'T YOU?) keeping your word (LOL....NO YOU CAN'T.....) AND ALL OF THIS YOU SAID TOO ME IS BULLSHIT!!!!!
I Love You
I love you more than you can know, And more than you can see, I love you more than I could hope to have someone love me. I'll love you when you're sick and weak, And love you when you're strong, I'll love you through our arguements, if you're right, or if I'm wrong. I'll love you through the lace of time, Until we're old, until we're grey, I'll love you always, more and more, With every passing day. I'll love you in our times of plenty, and in our times of need, I'll love you when I have to serve, And I'll love when I can lead. I love you more than life itself, More than water, more than breath, and whether I go first, or you, I'll love you into death. I love you more than the word love, ever could define, I'll love you through whatever comes, I love you and you're mine, I love you with a burning love, that fills me through and through, I can never say these words enough, for truly, I Love You. TO MY BABY LAUREN AWAYS DADDY
Midnight Snack
I like the "stuffing my face" status. It's positive confirmation that people eat at all hours of the night.
What He Took
I want to give it all up I want this feeling to go away I want this hurting to stop The pain I don't want it there I can't seem to trust I think they all lie I want to give up I am dying inside I never seem to win I alway's seem to lose The one thing I want most in life I will never feel that inside I want what I can't have And it's killing me Why do men alway's seem to want to hurt me I try so hard, but alway's seem to fail The love that I seem to find Always wants to die They all told me they loved me But then took it all back What did I do to desurve that I am done for now my life is a joke never will I get back that love he stole from me
Here It Comes Again
Here it comes again Like the winter The summer And the rain It takes me again Into the depths of darkness and pain Why do I have to pay? Why must this cycle begin again? Do I have the strength to fight? Especially after last time Am I already giving up? Getting weak Falling in Falling back each night To my old habits That trusty old knife Here it comes again Like the winter The summer And the rain
When You Look At Me
When you look at me what do you see? I wish I knew so that I can smile again. You took away the smile from my heart. Left me with a rose slowly dieing. If only my mouth would say what my heart wants to say. Why did I let things go this way. It's like I'm kissing you tonight. As if there is snow all around. And we're all alone tonight again. Not letting others get in today. With you is all I want to be. Tonight,tomorrow,forever my baby. You are special to me. Everytime you look at me. I fall in love all over again looking at you. Because you are the best thing ever created for me.
I Wish........
i want to laugh ... i want to smile.... i want to love.... but its all fake happyness is not real love isnt real he took it all away from me when he told me he didnt love me lets just be friend nothing more but how? how could he want nothing more when he told me he loved me i thought he did care that he loved me but thinking is what put my heart on the line i just wish that i nver would have cared maybe then i would be fine not hurting deep inside just wishing the pain would die
Life Shines On...
No matter how bad we sometimes just want to hide underneath the bed and crawl up like babies to pretend there's no world outside our windows the powerful sun will shine on and bless our earth and the green trees and the breathing leaves. The cycle of life is wonderful, and I'm lovin it. Just a reminder, soulmates come in all sizes, shapes and packages. Please stop judging each other and see what's beyond what the eye can comprehend with it's tiny and thin layer of sight. Ah, you know what I mean... Open up your heart. If you don't give, you cannot recieve. Many of us think we're giving, when what we really are doing is giving because we want something back. Why not try to give from the bottom of your being without a price on it and then see what happens. Delete the energy-eaters and left will be what real friends are lovers are in your life. Love. Life is love. It's all in your own hands, and no one should blame this thing we call "time" for anything. Do it do it do it. Heal.
You Are No More.
I rest my head down on this pillow tonight thinking of you, wondering if you are thinking of me. Lying here once where you held me; you are NO more. I feel alone, forgotten, weak, mindless, because you are not here with me. God help me to see my way through this. I sit, and sit and sit, waiting for your return, but you are NO more.
1st Tattoo
jessica got me my first tattoo today as a birthday present. it's a four leaf clover, about the size of a quarter, right above my left breast. didn't hurt to bad when i got it. not gonna lie, there was some pain, but it was more like a sunburn than anything. nothing i couldn't handle for a few minutes so that i could have something beautiful like that forever. now.. i want more. they're so damn expensive up here in alaska though. something the size of a quarter costing $60? jessica's on her back is bigger than mine and it cost her half of that in kentucky. i'm thinkin one day having little itty bitty shamrock's around it. itty itty bitty. next tattoo, either my pisces or my angel. most likely my angel since my pisces one will be quite large and expensive.
Pneumonia
I currently have pneumonia, it started with a cold a week ago when I got back from London. I was admitted to hospital on Wednesday night straight after seeing my doctor. Luckily for me the antibiotics that they administered to me via a drip worked quickly. Within hours I was moved to a different bed and by Friday I was staying on my third different ward. I could hardly say that I enjoyed my time but at least I only had to stay three nights in hospital. I had been told that I would probably have to wait until Monday to be allowed to go home. Our hospitals only seem to work five days a week! My consultant on Friday morning had stated that I could probably be able to go home on Saturday if I was able to improve using oral antibiotics. On Saturday morning I was feeling much better and I managed to get permission to go home. I will see my local doctor in the next couple of days. I have antibiotics to take for another four days. I have been told to expect to take a couple of
Never Did He
i try to smile to keep my head high yet all i want to do is crawl away letting my soul die inside i dont know how he could hurt me so bad he doesnt even care that i am so sad i told him he would always be in my heart but he just shrugged it off thats when my world fell apart how could he say he loved me then just take it away doesnt he knows what happens when someone mentions his name i try to smile but all i want to do is cry he left me broken and used as i sit here and cry i know now that he never did care
Valentines Day
In the days of the Roman Empire there was an emperor named Claudius who horribly tortured and presecuted Christians.The emperor even made a law that young people could NOT get married...because he thought unmarried soldiers fought better. But there was a very courageous minister named Valentine,who despite the risk of being imprisoned,encouraged young people to get married,and secretly preformed the ceremonies.Eventually Valentine was captured,put in prison'and tortured. While in the dungeon,Valentine became friends with the jailer's daughter who was also Christian,but blind.Valentine prayed for the young girl,and the Lord Jesus miraculously healed her!The jailer immediately gave his life to the Lord and became Christian too! Soon however,Valentine was sentenced to execution by stoning,beating,and finally decapitation by wild animals,all because he belived in marriage and preformed marriage ceremonies! Just before he was taken out to be attacked and killed in the arena,
Please Help This Cool Fu To Disciple!
IF SOMEONE GAVE YOU THE BEST, THE BEST WOULD DO!!! PLEASE HELP THIS WONDERFUL FU TO DISCIPLESHIP.. I WILL TRY MY BEST TO RETURN THE LOVE... A TEAM EFFORT IS ALL IT TAKES. ONLY 1.4 MILLION TO GO! ~/~'Sassy Laurie'~/~ JUST PRESS PLAY FOR THE SONG...
Goodbye
love is not real if it was then he wouldnt have hurt me but he did he didnt care i am so sad yet i put on a happy face i try to cheer others up even when i am in so much pain i want to help them my pain is not important at the time but the more i push it away the more i say that i am fine the darker my soul gets deep down inside i am hurting yet i dont let anyone know love is not real i can see that now if it was there would still be an us we would still be just fine but that all ended we he said goodbye
The Kiss
A kiss, to which your taste leaves behind the bitter reminder your not mine the kiss that leaves the empty hole inside my stomach this hole grows to be a bottemless pit, where all my hopes fall forever into darkness i seem to caress the velvet sky once again your lips lock onto mine...let this be forever but as a wake up...i will only taste your malingering kiss on my lip's...till death do me part
Breaking Inside
my ex told me he loved me.. but now we are just friends he hurt me why did he hurt me i cant trust men i cant trust no one i am broken falling apart inside yet i can hid it so easy i can make people think i am really ok inside but i am not my soul is dying because he let me go he gave me up with out a second thought he just wants to be friends now but he doesnt want me
Endding Is Begining
Darkness swallowed my soul again No direction, no sign, just pure bleak Time deserted me as I was a rock No reaction, no sense, just pure numbness. You cannot beat the system For it'd always swallow you again and again until nothing is left. I cannot beat the system For it has swallowed me my body and hope drowned in the ditch. Pull my hair; feel the pleasure Cut my legs to stop my treasure Enjoy the burn before you're done Remember the end is where it all begun. Slowly I swift away... As it was no day.
Leap Year Baby
omg i just got a call from my mum to tell me a family friend had her 3rd child on Friday, 29 February. yes that makes her a leap year baby. i'd like to know if there's any statistians *sp* in the house cause her first little girl was born on the 31st January 4 yrs ago, her son was born on the 28th February 2 yrs ago & now her 3rd is born on the 29th February this year. that means that all 3 of her children have been born on the last day of the month with 2 of them now technically celebrating their b'days on the 28th February. just what are the chances of that happening????
Being Random
Nothing becomes real unless someone wants it. I am here today as usual confused on who I am and why I am. But I know of the lesser aspects of humanity such as fear and paranoia they help me. Part of the humanity process is sexual. This is why I am a sexual being. My lies are of bad quality because the truth is to close to the surface... this is why I do not do it too often and expect the same in return. Observation,data gathering,listening on all levels is what I do. It helps with the fear and paranoia that cloud most of my thoughts. All this guided with the Soul and all the Soul means. Turning any negetive into a positive is what the final function is to my skills I am trying to obtain. Trying to do this it helps me survive. My body shares all the basic commonalities of being human but I live with it in pride and its functionings are not underestimated with me. I am not a God or Devil I am a human being. If one person is called a God or Devil it does no justice and giv
Fyi
Was there, did that, not enough booze
Mind Tricks
Love isn't real It's all just a gag It is the world's cruelness Of showing us something we can't have No matter how much you think it's there It isn't real Because it only takes a split second Before its a done deal There is no way to win You'll lose, you're fucked Might as well not try Might as well give up It's not worth the time No matter how good it seems It's just your mind playing tricks It's all just a dream
Fuck Me Game
Ok people this how the game is played. You have to post a commet of how you want to be fucked. One fuck story out of the week. Best one wins a prize. To get started it can be rape, huge dick, cock blowing,hardcore ass fucking, Fisting, peeing what ever pleases you. But please no kiddy porn shit. You'll lose the game for sure and be baned to play the rest of the games from here on out. If you dare to play or man enought to tell deep secrets then there is much more to cum. So lets have down right dirty fun. Let the fucking game start.
Is This A Fu Set-up? Lol
Any one who knows me, knows that I don't start, and don't like to be involved in petty drama, especially the internet brand of drama. But after the weekend I've had, if something gets riled up after this blog, I really don't give a fuck! LOL I had a very interesting individual visit my profile, and send me a friend request and the whole fu-shebang. I wouldn't have known about the request if I didn't get 2 sets of IM's from a friend and a special someone, telling me that this person is asking if they were dating me and other probing questions about the relationships they had with me. Now it all seemed harmless, but this person.....she was very persistent, to say the least. And yes, her pictures show a very attractive, and very unique woman, but our conversation seemed very out of sorts. Now if she is who she says she is, and she is really "enamored" with me, then I apologize for this blog. But something in my gut is screaming out at me, saying that this might have some other shit
Danced
tonight i danced to live music. i did an a 3 mins drum solo.
Vicious Cycle Of The Deadly "sin"...greed.
Rags make paper... Paper makes money... Money makes banks... Banks make loans ... Loans make paupers... Paupers make rags...
Somehow, It's All Worth It : )
I am a hard working man, who has very little time for my own interests and desires. And a lot of times, especially recently, it has felt that all of my hard work and effort, along with my tolerance of all that goes on in my life has been done in vain. I mean having to pay more than my fair share in support so that my son's brother along with my son has enough to get by, now being told he's about to have yet another sibling. To be told all my good work and efficiency on the road means very little to the company I drive for. And the so-called "friends" who hit me up whenever they need a shoulder, or to be cheered up, yet when I'm home, or when they're in high spirits, I never get those calls or replies. But this weekend, after having my son and spending time with him one on one, and after having a very deep and pleasant conversation with a very special woman in my life (you know who you are!! And after a very interesting situation this weekend, a few others know who you are, too LOL :
Beware!!!!!!!!
My sex appeal is 7.2 out of 10.Ladies beware!!! Lets101 - Online Dating
I'm Sorry
boy did I fuck up I might be telling this as a cautionary tale...maybe just to get it off my chest...closure perhaps...I Dont know..so we'll go with an explination... I met J a few months ago...she is my neighbors half Sister...and as soon as I saw her my first thought was "I'd do things to that to make larry flynt blush"...then I found out she smoked (one of my deal brakers)...we talked and I realy liked her...but also found she had a guy (I have two deal brakers in potential relationships...thats the other one) so I tried to put her out of my mind...then her and her bro got in an arguement anD sHe stopped comeing around..a month or so later I happEned MOn her profIle and cheered a little bit at getting another chance...so I joined fubar We talked and stuff and hit it off again...and Imet her Sister S...who I also hit it off with....a really nice girl...cute anD alot of fun....one night I got a bit friSky...nothing extreme...just a bit...and was glad I did t...I like her..wa
Here Jay... Answer This
Why dont guys care about the girl's feelings? Why do guys "feel the same way" about multiple girls at the same time? but its not called playing the girl... hmmmmm
My Naughty Pics
hey guys if you wanna see then get me a HH or 10,000 fu-bucks
Bleeding Eyes Left Crying..
Bleeding Eyes Left Crying.. The sun showed its fury at me again today as I woke up with the same old bleeding eyes left crying from the pain of trying to hide myself in the shadows just so my innocence would last past the curtains closing behind me. It dug deep into my crumbled heart the hurt that pressed through my skin every day that led me to believe that no one has ever cared if I decided to die tonight; I wonder if the shooting stars would continue laughing for no reason at all? I know I've prayed one too many times that never got a second chance to be answered from the gods above; but yet I still keep on praying even when my hands are filled with nothing but dried out tears. Maybe it's time for me to loose faith in myself of trying to smile one last time; but I think that I'll try to stay here for a little while longer just to see how numb this broken heart of mine will become..
Hmm
you would think that if a girl was crying.. and the guy really cared about her and liked her so much... he would try to comfort her or feel some sympathy hat she was crying. or am i wrong?
Tortiila Soup
Tortilla Soup 2 – Whole chickens 1 – Yellow onion 1 – Red onion 1 – Bunch of cilantro 1 – Bunch of celery 1 – 7.5 oz can of chipotle peppers in adobo sauce 3 – 14.5 oz of diced Mexican style tomatoes (I prefer cans of Ro Tele medium or hot heat) 1 – Bag of shredded cheese (brand of your choice) 1 – Large bag of tortilla chips (brand of your choice) * Comino to taste * Salt to taste * Black pepper to taste What to do: Boil the chickens till done, make sure you skim off what chicken byproducts floats on top of the water. Once the chickens are cooked, remove the chicken and please don’t dump the water, that’s your broth. Once the chickens are skinned and de-boned, shred the meat and place back into the broth. Bring the broth back to a simmer or a light boil. Add the 3 cans of dice Mexican style tomatoes Chop up the rest of the ingredients and add to the broth. Bring the soup to a boil for 15 minutes than taste. Add comino, salt and black pepper to taste. Bo
Fire House Salsa
Keith’s Home made Salsa 2 – Cans of whole peeled tomatoes 2 – Yellow or Anaheim chilies (same type) 2 – Serrano pepper 2- Jalapeno peppers 1- Large red onion 1- Small sweet onion 1 – Bunch of cilantro (buy fresh and smell for a strong scent) 1 – Table spoon of salad oil 1 – Clove garlic * Salt to taste * Oregano to taste **Optional** Limes to taste What to do: Pour the juice that’s in the tomato can and place into a blender. Dice up the tomatoes and place in a bowl. Chop half of the cilantro red and sweet onion for color and texture place into the bowl. *Note* depending on your taste to cilantro, add the chop portions for texture, color and taste. The real flavor honestly come form the blended cilantro. Boil chilies for 25 minutes, once done place the stem free chilies into the blender. For a milder version omit seed from the chilies. Blender: Place the rest of the ingredients; the onion’s, tomato juice, cilantro, garlic, salad oil into the bl
Sexy Sexy
Ok people. We need to act on this fast. If your sick of gas price going up. Then listen up. We been pushed and shoved around. When is enought a enought. Well today is. We as people need to start taking a stand for ourselfs and for this country. We need to get our voice heared. Where do we starte. The press. The news. Whatever it takes. Posters , street signs, Whatever it takes to get the message loud and clear. Once it hits the news. That people are sick of being bulled and picked on. Then the message has been heared. But I and nether can you. Do this on our owen. We need more people. So just don't read this and say. I don't care. No one will listen. I will listen and I will do something to help all out. If don't agree with this. Then keep paying high price gas. Keep paying for high price food. Keep not having money to not pay bills on time.Ifyou have money to keep paying for this. But yet you still bitch about it. Then do something about it. But if you don't bitch nothing will b
Lost
lost is something i say win i cant see the end o f something im simpel an littel slow some time bti keep going i need something i jest cant getthaw i ty to look at my life an see a way bt jest cant eny mor the ? is how dus a singl dad find love im open to eny thing that mite help
Kosovo And Ethnic Independence
Kosovo has long been considered by Serbs to be a part of Serbia -- even though Kosovo is now 90% Albanian -- just as Los Angeles is considered by Americans to be a part of America, despite its present immense Mexican population. But last week the Albanian-majority Kosovo asserted its complete independence from Serbia and the new state was acknowledged as legitimate by nearly two dozen nations including the United States. Our point is not to declare the rightness or wrongness of Kosovo's declaration of independence. Rather we ask on what grounds the U.S. recognized it? If is okay for Kosovo to break away from Serbia on the grounds of ethnic self-determination, then why is the entire White population of America being confined to the prison of a multicultural country?
Sick Of The Micro Managing Here.
I recently posted a mumm showing the lunar eclipse and asked people if they saw it, to my suprise after half the people said yah, or thanks for posting the video i get my mumm deleted. it amazes me that they wonder why people wont pay for this site... well when they delete a mumm like that, and then send you a message that says it was inappropriate or had nsfw content it just pisses ya off. Now i know for sure im never gona post a mumm again, why? well why should i ask anyone here for their input when half the idiots out there report a very friendly thing like that just to get it deleted.
Heart
I have this heart It's always open. Craving to enclose All it holds dear. I have this heart It has been broken Forsaken and shunned By someone's fear. I have this heart I gave it freely To any and all Who needed it's light. I have this heart And now it's weeping For everything lost On this shift of night. Cherie Million 2008
B-day
yay! Its my b-day! can't wait to spend the next 7 hrs at work!
Cloud - Hello
Dont They Say Imitation Is The Best Form Of Flattering?? Lol
had a person nmes women r twats come to my page, rate me a 1 and then rip 2 pics from me, as he blocked me (sounds like chief) and then slammed my shoutbox with lame as comments, doesnt he know that threats and words on the internet like this are just too funny? guess he ripped other girls pics,if you know who they are please let them know... only had one Fake pic up.. Not a problem i have the IP.. and i work tech support with a major communications company and will trace this along with chiefys and all his little gang. No matter what you do with the pics you ripped, please enjoy them, i guess the hotties arent enough to turn u on..haha.. Ill be waiting to see just how "evil" you think you can be, but please send me the link so i can enjoy the entertainment. And if you were so tough, why delete your account right away?? guess i will sit back and see again what this tough guy is all about,,,did i mention Im shaking in my boots??? hahaha anyway ru
Subs........
A friend of mine wrote this, it just seems to be the words I have never been able to find. Dark and evil are not conducive to trust and honesty. A sadist by his very nature has within him a dark and evil thing. Be sure the sadist you seek recognizes this within himself and has learned to control it. This lust can become a Dom's master to the sorrow of all, or it can become a strength when tempered with compassion, honesty and will. The laws of good and evil are written within our hearts. As a sadist I can see the laws but my desire burns hot within me. Am I to walk the earth for the rest of my days as a starving man when the only food I could eat will damn my soul? What will be my way? How can I feed the beast within yet save the man without? The answer is Choice. Were I to kidnap a girl, take my pleasure and leave her in ruins, I will have fed the beast but I will also have killed the man. Should I practice my evil upon someone like you, with your submission freely
Everyone Likes A Naughty Dj So Go Give Her A Hand
Im in a contest and I have to be the first one to get 25000 votes I have 3 weeks to do it but I really need yalls help! If u could go comment bomb it that would be great :) You have to add and fan the girl runnin the contest first!! href="http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=995072&i=2242434268" target="_blank"> >
Fubar
Ok hey people what's up. I'm new to fubar and making my way up in the game but I just need to know Why so dark? I get that it's a bar but what's up with so many people morphing into devils and demons and shit I can't get into all that. So if your are morphing into skulls and shit like that Know that ther is a hedge of protetion over me so you don't Win Ha-Ha
I Hate Him.... :(
Seriously guys dont get better.. doesnt matter their age.. anything.... you do everything you possibly can. try as hard as you possibly can and they dont give a shit. honestly how do you think it makes a girl feel to go on your page.. see comments from a girl he actually talks to on a regular basis saying thinking about you.. and its some guy eating out a girl.. or that he just gave her a diamond ring gift on fubar. ok yes yes its just fubar. but i dont give good gifts unless i give a shit about the person. i dont see anyone giving a way random mansions. give me a break. then to sit and tell me you do like me.. and you do wish you could be with me.. and to pretend to be sad and upset.. cuz im hurt when really you dont give a shit cuz you have a million other girls you are feeding that same shit. fuck jay i thought you would be different.. you arent.. and i just cry and cry thanks.
Cloud - This Moment
Reno - Allstar
My Inner Deamons
I feel alone.... because my husband is trying to isolate me. Every friend I make, he goes behind me, to tell them I am a liar, a fraud, and I'm worthless. I talked to someone, who filled my needs from a distance, and my husband encouraged it to continue, he participated. My husband found someone else, who lived 10 miles away, and cheated, and only stopped when he was caught lying. He then moved on to another relationship, with someone a great distance, until I caught them. My husband will tell most of this. He leaves things out. What he doesn't tell is, that for the better part of 18 months, he has neglected me, refused, YES REFUSED, to give me sex. I have begged, and cried and pleaded, only to be told, "later, in a minute" or something to that effect. I know enough to know that when a married person stops giving the other sex, there is either some sexual dysfunction going on, or he is cheating. He cared enough to go to strip bars during this time, and lie about it. I doubt
Tis The Season
Soooo, here it is March AGAIN!!! So, time to get my head cold!! See how YOU can help at: http://www.stbaldricks.org/participants/shavee_info.html?ParticipantKey=2008-34037 Thanks, Liam!!
Reno - Grow Up
My Business
finally my new website is up and running.it has over 2800 items in it and a lot are under 20$ the site is www.giftsandgoodies.us
Bad Boy - Final Fantasy
The Death Of The Dragon
The Death of the Dragon He who was mighty, has now grown old, Going blind as thieves steal his gold, All of the wealth gathered over his life, Disappears as he slumbers in the night. The wings that once carried him on high, Are tattered and torn, no longer able to fly, So no joy in soaring can now be found, Forever to the earth he is now bound. Scales once bright and shiney he wore, Have now become cracked, tarnished and worn, No longer able to deflect the spear, Soon it will be the end he fears. Muscles so strong that were once part of him, Have wasted away here in the end, Once proud and young with so much to gain, Is now old and crippled, filled with pain. And so a so called hero enters the fray, Coming to find the dragon to slay, And how he will tell all of the terrible fight, When in truth, he slayed him in the dead of night. For this hero did not bring the dragon low, For only one thing could defeat this dragon so, For this enemy is one from w
My Gamertag
my gamertag on xbox live SICKandFEARLESS DONT BE SCARED TO DIE. LOL
Reno - American Idiot
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Sex
So I have had sex on the mind like all the time. I can't stop thinking about it. I need some help to get my mind off sex
I Dont Want...
i dont want to feel pain i dont want to feel hurt i dont want to feel cheated i dont want to feel hatred i dont want to feel loved i dont want to feel secure i dont want to feel wanted i dont want to feel copacetic i just want to feel NUMB...
No More...
no more HATRED just DEPRESSION, more EMOTIONAL CRIES, no more LYING no more HAPPINESS just STRESS, more SADNESS and tears no more TIME, no more...no more...no more... stop making me feel like NOTHING.
For Those Who Bowl And Know What Im Talken About Lol
we went bowling tonight and i bowled a 225 a 157 and a 235 total of a 617 series my first 600 series ever to bad it was in open bowling and not league bowling this was done in a new bowling alley that i have ever bowled in i beleive i found a new place to bowl for league bowling the bowling alley i bowl in leagues now i barely get over a 550 series this makes me mad and happy at the same time but its all good and if i can do it in one place i know i can do it in another place so its all good ok im done gloating now lol
I Have Found An Imposter
Fire My Words OK ALL HERE IS THE IMPOSTOR. PLEASE, HELP CHASE THEM OFF. HERES A LINK TO THE PROFILE.HE OR SHE IS A TROUBLE MAKER AND WE DON'T NEED ANYMORE DRAMA ON FUBAR. LET'S STICK TOGETHER ON THIS. Giveit2meDaddy@ fubar
Don Henrie Needs Your Help
I ASK THAT IF YOU READ THIS LEAVE A COMMENT ABOUT THE BELOW POSTING: TVD HAS BEEN HACKED INTO AND DELETED! I HAVE TEMPORARILY MOVED TO HAVE ANY FURTHER UPDATES AND TO VIEW ALL NEW PICTURES: I am using this as a resource for the community: READ AND SUPPORT MY NEW ACCOUNT I will be removing all of my images from MySpace and re-posting them at the site above. All of my newest updates will be posted at the site above. There is a forum available. If you visit my pervious site link: http://www.vampiredon.net/vampire/ You will see that it is no longer there. It was originally deleted not by me on Sunday 2/24/08. It was deleted out of spite, may or may not be accident yet a confession was offered. TVD is still down due to back end security being jeapordized on Sunday. IT WILL TAKE TIME TO GET TVD BACK UP IT WILL TAKE FUNDS WE DON'T HAVE TO PAY FOR THIS ERROR. ANY AND ALL AMOUNTS DONATED TO BRING TVD BACK TO ITS ORIGINAL GLORY WILL BE HONORED IF Y
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Bed!
ok kids im off to bed - im falling asleep here
Dvd Collection Tool
Here is a nice program i found that is tottaly free, and continually being worked on. Its a tool so you can catalog all of your DVDs or in my case all my DIVX backups i have plus my main movies. http://www.coollector.com/ Download it but beware vista users, you might have problems with the program at times. So i suggest you always right click the program and run it as a admin. This will eleviate problems. I would also suggest that vista users backup the main collection file found in the collectoin folder. This will insure if there is a issue with a update that you will not lose your collection info. The program is nice because it allows you to rate your movies, and loan them out. Then you can print lists based off ratings, owned, loaned ect... The program is simple and very easy to learn. So if you have alot of movies, or for those who want to find movies and get prices on them this program works well. They currently are talking to amazon and a few other sites to have their
Lost Key
The key to my heart seems to be lost or at the very least, misplaced. Every time it seems I actually do something right, I turn around and screw up in everyone's eyes. I had a boyfriend, granted he wasn't the best and he screwed up a lot, I was happy. Then I realized that I was happier with someone else but the distance keeps us apart. We want to be together but now that I've told him that this week I will be enlisting in the Navy, I'm afraid I lost him too. Either no one wants to see me follow my dreams and desires or else I'm just a screwup in this world. I break non-existent promises, crush a heart with enticing words that are stronger than an atomic bomb. If I was to leave everyone seems to make it out that the world would fall apart. I'm everyone's mother, daughter, sister, lover, wife and maid. If I was to leave who would pick up after others, who would offer advice, who would draw their ex boyfriends name and a frown face on the bottom of a shoe and step on it in front of your b
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Why is the one thing i want i cant have.. I don't usually want a whole lot. but someone how the one thing i want i manage to upset him everytime i talk to him.. that sucks ass
Wanna Play Lets Play
Alright since alot of people would love for me to be a cold hearted bitch yet again. now im just going to put it like it fuckin is. no more beating around the damn bush. Alright now first off to those who think i give a damn about their myspace or yahoo feelings. you got another thing comming because you know what i could care less. if you think i care then honestly your on the fuckin internet too god damn much. For those who think that im trying to take their man.... I HAVE MY OWN FUCKIN MAN plus ive have yours.... enjoy my sloppy seconds!! i could honestly care less if he jumped off a fuckin cliff and died!! and believe me you want to think oh im in love with him i call him 24/7 blah balh blah. . first off i have a life off of yahoo and away from drama. i have my own life to live. i have a man AND A DAMN FAMILY! so you know what just keep my fuckin name out of your damn mouth.. you dont know and you dont fucking want to know me. so unless you know facts about me leave my name out
The Bra Risk
Wearing bras greatly increases the risk of breast cancer in women. An extensive survey has shown that the number of hours per day the bra is worn is the biggest factor in the degree of risk. Women who rarely or never wore bras had a 1 in 168 chance of developing breast cancer. Those who wore them more often, but less than 12 hours per day: 1 in 152. More than 12 hours per day, but less than 24: 1 in 7. Twenty-four hours a day: 3 in 4. This is a serious health factor that every woman should know about. It is not just a few percentage points like many risks. The survey did not absolutely establish the reason, but it is probable that it is restriction of lymph flow. The lymphatic system washes away the natural toxins and waste products of cells. Body movement is important in the flow. The combination of tightness and lack of movement of the breasts can slow or even stop the flow and allow toxins to build up in the area. As the public waits for further studies
Sex.... What?
It's amazing how different men and women look at sex. Its almost like we do it for two totally different reasons. Why is it that two dogs can fuck each other in the back yard and not feel the need to spend their lives together or tear each others hearts out? Is it possible that stupid dogs have a more mature outlook on sex than us humans? Maybe... Is sex physical or emotional? A woman will say its emotional and a guy will say physical. Ok, then why would any woman ever masturbate? Is there an emotion connection to Danny the Dildo or fingers number 1 and 2? Um guys, if its only physical...Then why wouldn't we choose effortless masturbation as opposed to the obscenely lame mating ritual called dating? It feels the same and you'll save time, money, and those painful discussions about "where this is going". You have to be physically attracted to the person right? If that's the case ladies, then how does this happen? I know, I know, you grew attracted to him over time...D
Car
ok so last week i was driving my explorer and i heard something that sounded like i hit a branch and since i was passing under a tree i didnt think anything of it. Thursday I am taking my daughter to school and my steering wheel started to feel like it was bouncing so i drive it back home and call Bobby to let him know what is going on with my truck - by this time there is no way i'm driving it to work last thing i need is for my truck to die on the freeway! So he calls a friend of ours to come look at it and he says he cant do it calls another friend and is told that it is going to cost about $1500 to get a new motor. Damn! Thurs A friend gives me a ride to work and i have to wait for Bobby to come get me about 6:30 Friday I get to work early and then work till 7:30 because did Saturdays work Friday just in case i couldnt make it in on Saturday i was sooooo tired! We go and look at cars today and talk to the people at Big Horn where we got the explorer from and we we
Jumper
I wish you would step back From that ledge my friend You could cut ties with all the lies That you've been living in And if you do not want to see me again I would understand, I would understand The angry boy a bit too insane Icing over a secret pain You know you don't belong You're the first to fight You're way too loud You're the flash of light on a burial shroud I know something's wrong Well everyone I know has got a reason To say put the past away I wish you would step back From that ledge my friend You could cut ties with all the lies That you've been living in And if you do not want to see me again I would understand, I would understand Well he's on the table and he's gone to code And I do not think anyone knows What they're doing here And your friends have left you You've been dismissed I never thought it would come to this And I, I want you to know Everyone's got to face down the demons Maybe today You could put the past away I wish you would step
Bling Bling
So I have gone and done it again! Got myself into a give away! AND I ONLY HAVE 2 weeks to get 8500 comments! This lil hood girl needs her some FU BLING! So here's my deal, stop by leave some comments and I'll pay you! 1000 fu bux for every 100 comments! It's simple, 1000 fu bux for what will take you maybe 20 minutes? And you are helping a friend out!! So what do you say? Bling a girl out!! Just click the the photo below!! (repost of original by '¡ÙAmanda Jo¡Ù -¢¾Fu WiFeY 2 AnDrEa My ReaL LiFe LOvE and SoUL MaTe¢¾- Club F.A.R' on '2008-02-28 20:23:09')
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I JUST WANTED TO INTRODUCE YOU TO SOME OF MY FAMILY WHOM I LOVE SO MUCH! ALL OF THESE PEOPLE ARE WONDERFUL TO ME AND SOMETIMES TOO GOOD. I AM BLESSED TO HAVE THEM AS MY FRIEND! WITH THAT BEING SAID...HERE THEY ARE IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER... OZZY...MANY OF YOU KNOW HOW SWEET HE CAN BE. HES ALWAYS BEEN THERE FOR ME WHEN I NEEDED TO VENT AND HE PUTS UP WITH MY GOOFINESS ON SO MANY OCCASIONS...HE IS VERY DEAR TO ME... Ozzy@ fubar HE'S KNOWN AS JAK BUT HIS NAME IS JOHN, AND HE CAME INTO MY LIFE WITH A BANG! HE STAYS CONCERNED ABOUT HOW I'M FEELING, EVEN IF HE DOES WANT MY WET PANTIES...LOL JAK~greeter for TABOO@ fubar KEITH...THE SILENT ONE...ONCE IN A WHILE HE WILL STOP BY, BUT I ALWAYS KNOW HE'S THERE..AND IT MAKES ME FEEL GOOD TO KNOW KEITH@ fubar MIKEY...OH WOW...YOU ALL KNOW HIM AND IF YOU DONT YOU REALLY SHOULD. HES A GIVING SOUL WITH A KIND HEART...NOT TO MENTION I OWN HIM..HE HE HE Mikey The Pіŧßull ­­­­МãҒiã Hitman & Club F.A.
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Best Friends
This poem Is about and for Shazzy and Courtney 2 very best friends.They are there through thick and thin. Best friends Best friends through the end,your loved and kindness never ends.For support you are second to none,for you two never stopped till the end Is done. Truly devoted to each other well being and happiness.Never giving up even when life Is at It's darkest your light shines through bringing your feel of warmth to cleared away the mist.For true friends are worth their weight In gold,for they will never let you down.And they will never lose their value to you as the yrs passes by.So hold your friends close to your heart and never let them down,for without friends you are truly lost to the world.
An Open Letter To Code Pink
Commentary: An Open Letter to Code Pink By Richard Lund 2007-10-02 While the protest that you staged in front of my office on Wednesday, Sept. 26th, was an exercise of your constitutional rights, the messages that you left behind were insulting, untrue, and ultimately misdirected. Additionally, from the comments quoted in the Berkeley Daily Planet article, it is clear that you have no idea what it is that I do here. Given that I was unaware of your planned protest, I was unable to contest your claims in person, so I will therefore address them here. First, a little bit about who I am: I am a Marine captain with over eight years of service as a commissioned officer. I flew transport helicopters for most of my time in the Marine Corps before requesting orders to come here. Currently, I am the officer selection officer for the northern Bay Area. My job is to recruit, interview, screen, and evaluate college students and college graduates that show an interest in becoming officers
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You Give Love A Bad Name
An angels smile is what you sell You promise me heaven, then put me through hell Chains of love got a hold on me When passions a prison, you cant break free Youre a loaded gun Theres nowhere to run No one can save me The damage is done Chorus: Shot through the heart And you're to blame You give love a bad name I play my part and you play your game You give love a bad name You give love a bad name Paint your smile on your lips Blood red nails on your fingertips A school boys dream, you act so shy Your very first kiss was your first kiss goodbye You're a loaded gun Theres nowhere to run No one can save me The damage is done
Really_truly_hillary_gallery
http://www.zombietime.com/really_truly_hillary_gallery/ if you want to see the real Hillary Clinton look at the link above its a real eye opener. and just for laughs look at some of the other stuff on that site. its kinda interesting.
Underway
Well i am going on another underway....talk to you all later......
Important Info Please Read
Since i cant get other friends to help me in my lounge... from now on im not going to help others or not even going to join other lounges. until i can get some help in my lounge this is going to take affect as of today March 1 2008. so if you would like to help me in my lounge come and send me a message in my shoutbox or email me. cause i have opening for: Bouncer Greeter Manager and if you can think of anything else please let me know ok. sorry for the inconvenience for this. cause im so sick and tired other friends asking me to do favors and dont get none in return. how hard is it to find people and help to run a fricken lounge. i would like to know what im doing wrong? well like i said i meant this so please dont come to me for help or invites to your lounges. Oh btw if you dont like what i say here well tuff shit! i work my ass off to get my lounge the way i like it to look like thanks, ReNeGade P.S. This dont Apply to the friends that helped me befor
That's Right Bitch.....
Babe, baby, baby, Im gonna leave you. I said baby, you know Im gonna leave you. Ill leave you when the summertime, Leave you when the summertime comes arollin Leave you when the summer comes along. Baby, baby, I dont wanna leave you, I aint jokin woman, I got to ramble. Oh, yeah, baby, baby, I wont be there, Really got to ramble. I can hear it callin me the way it used to do, I can hear it callin me back home. I know, I never leave you, baby. But I got to go away from this place, Ive got to quit you. Ooh, baby, Baby, ooh dont you hear it callin? Woman, woman, I know, I know its good to have you back again And I know that one day baby, its really gonna grow, yes it is. We gonna go walkin through the park every day. Hear what I say, every day. Baby, its really growin, you made me happy when the skies were grey. But now Ive got to go away Baby, baby, baby, baby Thats when its callin me Thats when its callin me back home... -Led Zeppelin
Live Changing Decisions
Well sometimes in life you realize that things that are staring you right in the face and then it hits you-wow, this is what my life is suppose to be. In December of 2006, I went to Virginia Beach and worked down there for a Navy Dentist, and I loved it. I loved the beach, I loved the feeling that I had (minus finding out that my husband was having an affair and that his whore had hacked into my Verizon account while I was there), but it was great. I loved the environment, the people I met and the life that I could build for myself down there. The time has come that I rebuild my life so therefore I am. I have set the ball rolling and by the end of the year, I plan to be back in Virginia Beach. I got my paperwork for a position as a Civilian Contracted Employee for the US Navy and I am in the process of completing all of the requirements and getting everything done that they require of me. It is a process, but all things that are worth it in life usually are. I have
I Dialed A Number And Got The Following Recording:
'I am not available right now, but Thank you for caring enough to call. I am making some changes in my life. Please leave a message after the Beep. If I do not return your call, You are one of the changes.' ~~~~~ Aspire to inspire before you expire. ~~~~~ ( I LOVE THIS ONE! ) My wife and I had words, but I didn't get to use mine. ~~~~~ Frustration is trying to find your glasses without your glasses. ~~~~~ Blessed are those who can give without remembering and take without forgetting. ~~~~~ The irony of life is that, by the time you're old enough to know your way around, you're not going anywhere. ~~~~~ God made man before woman so as to give him time to think of an answer for her first question. ~~~~~ I was always taught to respect my elders, but it keeps getting harder to find one. ~~~~~ Every morning is the dawn of a new error. ~~~~~ The quote of the month is by Jay Leno: 'With hurricanes, tornados,
Haha
I SENT YOU AN ANGEL LAST NIGHT TO KEEP YOU SAFE BUT HE CAME BACK & SAID HE COULDN'T WATCH PORN. HOW COULD YOU TRAMATISE HIM & NOT TELL ME
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FAMOUS People Walk on Red Carpets CAUSE THEY FAMOUS & I MYSELF WALK ON TOILET PAPER cause I'm the Shit
Writer's Block Rant
AAAACCCCCKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *grumblekickbitchmoancomplain* I HATE WRITER'S BLOCK! Especially when it's on the rewrite and you have to fix the scene and you can't capture the mood or figure out what needs to happen to make it flow and I just want to scream! There.
Friends Of Mine
I am deleting my account, I will leave this up for a few days, Monday I will be deleted my account, if you wanna continue to contact me, message me on Yahoo.. xxshellezxx Michelle
Weekend Opie And Anthony Links: Download The O&a Show, New O&a Podcast, 'best Of Jim Norton' Avaiilable, Animation Contest Continues
Hey everybuddy... it's the weekend! You know, that time of the week when we all catch up on sleep, clean up the house, do laundry, and sit blindly in front of the computer looking at tits... well, some of us do. As always, if you missed any of this week's Opie and Anthony Radio POgram, you can download the shows in their entirety online via AUDIBLE: Download the O&A Show 2/22/2008 (Patrice Oneal, Victoria Zdrok, TJ Miller) Download the O&A Show 2/21/2008 (Bob Kelly In Studio) Download the O&A Show 2/20/2008 (Whip 'em Out Wednesday) Download the O&A Show 2/19/2008 (Andre Benjamin) Download the O&A Show 2/18/2008 (Dan Naturman) O&A ANIMATIONS ARE ON iTunes NOW!! (Watch The Hot Dog Guy Now!) Jim Norton's Got TEN CD's Worth Of Material online - order 'The Best Of Jim Norton' on iTunes NOW! ...speaking of li'l Jimmy... Our own Jim Norton is doing a li'l Comedy tour...He's in Cleveland right now, but you see him while he's on the road!
What They Are Called(don't Be Offended)
“What They Are Called” You have all types of people Some maybe a little more feeble As times progressed so did their names Like spaghetti wrappers, taco benders, they aren’t all from Spain The Espanola Dago’s, pepper pickers and jungle rats They work hard just to be hassled and called wet backs The world is ever so horribly corrupted, that’s no lie Not because of chinks, gooks, the one’s called slant eyes They are no better or less than us, they work too to get by But the snow bunnies, “The Man” them pink toed hicks Still segregate why don’t they just give up and quit Them people worked hard and the reward spik….. Oh! Then you got the Irish who speaks Gaelic I don’t know why them hippies, crackers, them pale faces Don’t fathom or can’t come to reality that these aren’t color cases Those sand niggers and rag heads are just different races The Jews also known as kikes were persecuted because of culture By those skinheads and krauts them vultures Now in this new worl
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A Place In My Heart
I saw her today, Oh God I miss her smile. A pleasant memory Of things in life worthwhile. [Chorus:] We used to walk and we used to talk We used laugh and we used to cry And there will always be a place in my heart for her. I thought of her today, Of years together spent. A pleasant memory Of places that we went.
This Has Been Bugging Me For A Few Years Now
Why do parents divorce each other and expect the child to choose between one or the other? I have wondered this for a few years now. My parents are always trying to turn me against the other and I dont know why. One will belittle the other and expect me to agree with them... and when I ask them to stop they automatically assume that im standing up for the other because I love them more. Thats wrong, and I dont understand why they always expect me to choose one over the other when I love them both the same. They both are my parent and they both will always have a place in my heart because if it werent for them then I would not be living today. If it werent for them BOTH I would never have been concived. I just wish they understood that I cant choose one over the other. Any ideas on how I can get them to understand this? If you have answers to this please leave them in a comment. THANKS!
My Art Work
Side Effects
well its been a week and 2 days since i started my new meds.. overall my head feels better.. it has slowed down alot r but the side effects from me upping my meds this week have taken its toll... ive been nuaseated all day worked on 3 hours of sleep did inventory on one hour of sleep.. and right now .. i just want it to go away i feel like shit .. im dazed and feel like im disconnectted with myself... i hope i feel better soon this is the reason why i dont like meds cuz its supposed to make u feel better but u end up feeling like shit for weeks before u feel truly well about things... its times like these i wish i hand somone to hold me
Update
FEEL THE LOVE AND JOIN FU LUV BOMB SQUAD! WE WANT YOU!!! TO JOIN US PLEASE SEND A MESSAGE TO THE OWNER, THEN YOU HAVE TO FAN, RATE AND ADD ALL CURRENT MEMBERS!!! YOU WILL BE ADDED ONCE THIS IS CONFIRMED. KISSES TO ALL AND LETS HAVE SOME FUN!!! RULES ARE BASIC AND WILL BE ADJUSTED AS NEEDED. 1. No Drama Allowed! 2. All must fan, rate and add ALL members. **New Prospects send a note when u add stating Fu Luv Bomb Squad.. 3. Must add owner to family 4. Become member ouf our Lounge (Blue Orion) 5. Officers will decide on who to bomb. 6. Any member not actively involved in helping others will be removed from team and will receive no help in any contest or giveaway. 7. Blog will be updated as new members join. Please Check on Owners page daily and repost the new blog onto your profile. 8. A blog will be updated daily , with the member that is currently in a contest. Members MUST read to keep updated. 9. All rules are subject to change as we grow. the
What We Are Called
“What We Are Called” For awhile anyone of African descent Was considered as indecent We were known as slaves, and rock throwers We were called the colored so our Expectations would be lowered In the south they named us Jungle bunnies, porch monkeys, and gator bait Labeled like savaged beasts that had escaped Jody is that black guy going out the back door But us Jigga Boo’s were the ones that’s adored On the west coast they gave us better more common names like spooks and spades And that’s the thanks we get for all the real accomplishments we have undeniably made We didn’t have any but our debts are paid Now you go down in the lower Midwest The names they gave us you couldn’t guess like tar babies, yard apes, jigs and coons But Black America is still out of tune We even have names in other languages like maricon and miate and they make the same wages yet still stuck on the year before pages Reparations now is what I say Still haven’t gotten compensated to this day O
Beer Is The First Step
i told a couple of you my story tongight i'm here drinkin' til i'm stinkin again and i just cant believe how stupid i was. her name is justina, but i called her just tina then J.T. and shes a fuckin' angel. ive known her most of my life and she used to be mine if you saw her you wouldnt believe that. this girl is gorgus and way too good for a scrap like me but she loved me. she is an honest girl a loyal girl sweet and beautiful and i fucked it up for a bitch that couldn't keep her legs closed for five minutes. J.T. waited a good long time for me to get my shit together and make her mine but i didnt and she moved on. shes married to some dipshit now who drinks as much as i do cant hold a job has nothing to give her and isnt worht the dirt from her shoes. but she stays by his side works every day cleans his fuckin house and probably wakes him up with a bj every morning. i see her around and she still always has a smile for me but it tears my hart out to know i blew my last chance wi
Touch Me!!!
Oh to be touched... Touched all over, along my thighs inside and out. Caressed along my neck and follow across my collar bone. Hands and fingers through my hair... just everywhere. Hands run between my breasts and under them just lighting tickling. Down my sides and across my stomach. The hands holding both hips and slightly squeezing. A hand on my mound... feeling and warm. Fingers gently probing, exploring and experiencing just the touch. Looking at my body with hungry eyes. looking but not yet fulfilling. Kisses, lightly touching my body from my forehead to my neck. Gently nibbling and sucking, and kissing more. Nibbles with lips around my collar bones and down my breasts. Licking and sucking my nipples, maybe light nibbles. Hands squeeze my rear and body pressed against my crotch while playing with my chest. Just enjoyed as my body is. Arms wrapped around me. Then as desired all along, face buried into my flower, tasting me with such passion and desir
Good Friends
I SHOT AN ARROW INTO THE AIR & IT FELL TO THE EARTH. I KNOW NOT WHERE. OH SO SWIFTLY, IT FLEW, THE SIGHT COULD NOT FOLLOW IT IN IT'S FLIGHT. A LONG TIME AFTERWARD IN AN OAK, I FOUND THE ARROW STILL UNBROKE & THE SONG FROM BEGINNING TO END I FOUND AGAIN IN THE HEART OF A FRIEND. !!!!!!!! --- Longfellow
Hmmmmm.
whats the difference between life and death? isnt life and death just two different adventures? dont get me wrong... i do not wish to commit suicide... far from it... im just thinking... isnt life a very long and trying adventure? your given your necisities and if you want something then you have to work for it... wouldnt it be safe to assume that death is the same way... you get your necesities but you work for what you want... your not handed everything you want... unless you work hard for it. And even then you have to still fight tooth and nail for it.
I'm From Buffalo
I'M FROM BUFFALO ** We eat Chicken wings, not Buffalo wings. We drink Labatt BLue and Love it! Mighty Taco is always preferenced over Taco Bell. It's called Pop, not Soda. They are sneakers, not tennis shoes. Its a sucker, not a lollipop. We eat Chiavetta's Chicken, Ted's & Louis' Hot Dogs, and drink loganberry. A fake id is unnecessary when there is always Canada but we have them anyways. Our bars dont close till 4am! And we DO seLL beer in a grocery store (Tops & Wegmans, of course). Jim's Steak Out at 4 in the morning is calling it an early night. We never cuss, but swear entirely too much. We know that 65mph speed limit really means 80. We will cut you off, swear, and give you the finger if you're not keeping up... And we do it all in the snow, while expecting nothing less from you in return. Driving in the snow not only comes naturally, it's fun. We start the weekends off right at Thursdays In The Square enjoying be
Ghost Rider Has A Treat For You
COME AND CHECK OUT THE NEWEST AND FASTEST GROWING LOUNGE ON FUBAR. YOU WILL HAVE A GREAT TIME WITH DJ VAMP AND ALL THE NEW STAFF AND MEMBERS. MYSTIC DARK ANGELS LOUNGE WHERE ALMOST ANYTHING GOES. TO FIND OUT WHAT DONT FLY COME CHECK US OUT. YOU WONT BE SORRY. JUST CLICK ON THE PIC BELOW http://www.fubar.com/new_lounge.php?lid=54128 > > > > > (repost of original by '~Head D.J.VampireKiss~ @ Mystic Dark Angels Lounge' on '2008-03-01 16:19:27')
My First Contest
its my first contest ever........ and i dont wanna be a loser so click on my pic below and rate and comment my picture (((PLEASE AND THANX))
Music
Music is good for the soul. It can discribe what you cant put into words. It helps you to discribe what you cant find the words to discribe. its amazing what a simple song can make others understand about your feelings. Some songs can make others look at you like you have lost your mind. but if you actually listen to them and take the time to actually think about what the songs actually mean then you will realize that some songs talk about life and discribe how some people see life, and that some things they say are actually true about life. Some Love songs help you say what you cant put into your own words. Such as if you love someone but cant exactly put into words how much you love them but you hear a love song that discribes how you feel then you have your way of saying how you feel about that person. Course thats my point of view. Dunno how others would see it but theres my oppinion. Like it? Love it? Hate it? let me know.
Wondering
Living. What does it mean to truly live? Is it simply exsisting? Or is it doing something with your life? I believe that Living is where you do something with your life such as work but also have fun. Cause life isnt worth much if you are simply exsisting. To live you have to make decisions that seem hard to make but in the end bring good or bad things your way. It all depends on your decisions and if you can make the most of what you decide on.
Bode Miller Dominant In Downhill, Extends World Cup Lead.
KVITFJELL, Norway -- Bode Miller skied a near-flawless run Saturday to win a World Cup downhill by 0.40 seconds over Didier Cuche of Switzerland. Bode Miller Daniel Sannum Lauten/Getty Images Bode Miller leads Didier Cuche by 165 points with seven races left in the World Cup season. Miller went down the Olympic course in 1 minute, 46.16 seconds to capture his third downhill victory of the season. "It was good, I really pushed it hard," said Miller, who became the fourth American winner at Kvitfjell since Tommy Moe won gold at the 1994 Lillehammer Olympics. Cuche, the defending World Cup downhill champion, was a distant runner-up. Werner Heel of Italy, who won Friday's downhill for his first World Cup victory, finished third. Miller increased his lead in the overall standings over Cuche and closed in on him in the downhill standings. "Yesterday, after only one training run, I really didn't feel I could go 100 percent," Miller said. "Today, I knew what it was going
Follow Up
ok for all those that know me and talk to me you know im a goth and love all kinds of odd msic and lifestyles how ever sometimes my life clashes with that of work and weekend me :( work me wins :( i pays the bills anyway what a night its been for me lots of highs followed by the lows why just tell me why i should date girls/women they drive me insane !!!! i fall for one and they go and let me down of act stupid ie getting pregnant by two different guys or getting engaged to some one else hell thats twice now some one tell me why i should bother any more?!?
Hey Ghost Riders Wants You
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Jiffy Lube Scam....
...copy and paste the link and watch the news report on this one. And they wonder why people dread going to the mechanic...and don't trust them...sick... http://mfile.akamai.com:80/12924/wmv/vod.ibsys.com/2006/0503/9152183.200k.asx ..well it's pretty calm here these days so maybe I can go back to talking about more real life stuff like I used to...however, when something pops up I'll be sure to deal with it ..lol Hope ya'll are having a great weekend !
What The ???
ok my life is odd read previous blogs to find out more tonight i have had a great time right up until the point where someone that i have been seeing lost her mobile phone espcailly as we had gone to london for the day camden the palace houses of paliment the works lots of pics on the phone some idiot stole it from a place where i been a dj and where my best friends now work we looked through the cctv and asked everyone if they had seen it and they all said NO! crying in my arms she couldnt get over the fact she had lost it and nothing i did helped well eventually i got her in a taxi and home after an hours walk home very very drunk i now write this to you only to find when i get in she had it all along in her clevage !?!? wtf so not only has the evening been ruined by the mare but also i now have to write to everyone involved and explain what went on !! grrrr!! and all she can say is sorry how the hell do you miss a phone in your clevage !?!
Lets Get This Mf Started!
Alright sexy ladies I want to say thank you for all of your entries to this contest. They are all so hot and without you none of this would be possible so I owe each and every one of you a debt of gratitude and affection. The contest will begin and be open at 8pm mountain standard time starting on Monday March 3 so that is 7 on the west coast 9 for all the central and 10 for the east coast, I am sorry I do not know the time zones in other countries but I hope you can get the idea from what was above! All entries must be received by noon mountain time on Monday March 3 and must be a sexy salute to me with my name on a card or on you and be posted so I can rip them. The first place winner will get a 30 day blast and will be determined based on rates comments and my own opinion as will the rest of the prizes awarded. The second place winner will get a 7 day blast and third place will receive a 3 day blast. All who enter the contest will or have received a gift from me from bling to fu buc
Goodnight
Aight ppl... Just wanted to say night!! Its been a long day and I'm so tired... I have like 600 more words on one paper and about 4000 more words on another. (Thats not a typo) YIKES!!! Tomorrow is going to be another LONG ASS DAY! Anyway, talk to ya later..... Luvs ya!!! Me :D
Rejects In The Rafters
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Amanuensis
amanuensis uh-man-yoo-EN-sis, noun: A person employed to take dictation or to copy manuscripts.
Poem
This poem is very sweet. It will be interesting to see who sends it back. If I could catch a rainbow I would do it just for you and share with you its beauty On the days you're feeling blue. If I could build a mountain You could call your very own A place to find serenity, A place to be alone. If I could take your troubles I would toss them in the sea, But all these things I'm finding are impossible for me. I cannot build a mountain Or catch a rainbow fair, But let me be what I know best, A friend who's always there. This is a Hug Certificate!! Send One to All Your Friends Who You Think Deserve A Hug (Which Hopefully Includes the Person Who Sent It to You). You might send it to your enemies as well! It'll really tick 'em off! If you receive this back 2 times .... You're off to a good start, unless you sent it to yourself. That's cheating! If you receive this back 3 times. You're a good friend. If you receive this back 4 times. You are popular
I Need A Friend
Hey whats up this is the first time for my blog so bare with me Peeps I have moved away about 6 months ago for a good job I got my own place I miss my buds back home In a bad way you dont realize how valuable your friends are until you are gone away from them It sucks not having no one around to talk to or no one to stop by just to see what your doing It really sucks so I guess I'm bored and thats why Im writing this well I'll get back to this later I guess Im just needing someone to talk to So If you read this and wanna chat just e-mail me hope you all have a good one c-ya
The Morning After Reality
Can someone in all honesty fall in love with someone and know in there heart and in there mind that it will never happen. Can two souls be so alike.. being in total sincronicity with one another ..knowing that just a single kiss could ruin this. Why do complications of the heart always fog the better of ones judgment .. is it the lack or reason or thought .. can love have purpose other then just the common thread that we all see it as .. Why can loving someone have such larger meaning and devotion yet cant. What is truly love.. a thought or a concept of what happiness is. When does happiness become love, just the simple questions one never thinks yet alone asks ..
Damn Fine Evening
Cooking up some shrimp scallops, them little steaks with bacon around em and some of my homemade biscuits, not that junk in a can they sell nowadays. If a man cant cook, he's a dumbass, in fact most of the top chefs in the world r men. Just enjoying this nice weather , got the doors open, letting thice nice spring air in. Just feels great, one of my favorite times of year. Got me frisky almost lol............ So whats everyonme up to tonite? Hope its nice where you live n yall r having a great weekend. Some of yall i anit heard from in awhile, message me, let me know how yer doing. I promise i'll behave............... yeah right lol....trustttttttttttt meeeeeeeeee
We Are The Ones.
Contest I Am Holding.....
Ok kiddies, I am going to have a contest. Using the picture of your choice, it's all about the comments. The person with the most comments wins. Here are the prizes: 1st place 7 day blast 2nd place 1 day blast 3rd place 100k fubucks 4th place 50k fubucks The rules: 1. the contest will be 7 days (dates unknown yet) 2. NO DRAMA and drama of any kind and I will pull your pic and remove you from the contest 3. The winner of the 7 day blast must have at least 10000 comments in order to win 4. The 2nd place winner must have at least 2500 comments 5. the 3rd and 4th place winners must have 250 comments. 6. If you enter you must have a salute and the contest pic can NOT be NSFW. Thats it, if you want to be in it send me a private message! much love always... Nikki P.S. Dont forget to go visit Chill Factor Lounge. Always a good time! Links on my profile. Looking for promoters as well!!!!
Interesting Girl
You are definitely an interesting girl... My immediate thought was Compliment Insult and at last Unknown. I didn't know what he thought of me. It could mean anything Or quite frankly nothing at all. And again for the upteenth time I blurt out Interesting choice of words to describe me, Should I thank you, or tell you to fuck off? I offer with a smirk. I want to slap him I want to kiss him Above all I want to knead his nuts in the palm of my hand And stroke his half hard cock Letting the pre-cum drip between my knuckles Until he moans my name and cums on my leg Ensuring in the end that I am interesting indeed. ~M~
Omg 2 Weedings In Club-paradize-radio Lounge
hey u all need to come join the weddings of dj kid ray and dj steph and dj thalia and dj lost starting at 10pm est time
Feng Shui Horoscope
Write your answers on a separate piece of paper, NO CHEATING !!!!! The answers are found at the end of this game, the answers are at the bottom. 1. Which is your favorite color: red; black; blue; green; or yellow? * BLUE * 2. What is your First Initial ? *S* 3. What is your month of birth ? * December * 4. Which color do you like more: black or white ? * Black * 5. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. * Leslie * 6. What is your favorite number ? 7 7. Do you like California or Florida more ? * California* 8. Do you like a lake or the ocean more ? * Ocean * 9. Write down a wish ( a realistic one ). When you' re done, scroll down. DON'T CHEAT !!!! ANSWERS : 1. If you chose : RED - You are alert & your life is full of love. BLACK - You are conservative & agressive. GREEN - Your soul is relaxed & you are laid back. BLUE - You are spon
My Niece Morgan
My niece Morgan had a softball game and I couldn't make the one earlier in the week. My brother was out of town and couldn't make it so I went. I am quiting smoking and it was good to get out of the house to begin with. It was sooo nice out today. So I got there and her mom had left for a bit and it was right after she got hurt so I had to go see her and she was still upset a little (she's fine just a bruised wrist - minor swelling on a slide). I never really thought I had a big effect on her but being there and seeing if she needed anything (they had ice and water), I got to be there for her and she thanked me. Sometimes I wonder if they know how much I love her. It is the encouraging words or the mere presence over and over that does it. Either I got a hug after the game too ;)
My Pain In The Butt Son
Today started like any other kids up before parents getting into things and waking us up. Well got the coffee and got awake then it was on to cleaning house , not an easy feat with my kids so anyways hubby goes out to help his dad and im with the kids i finally get to sit at the puter and get something done ... sure... i hear arguing outside tell the kids to knock it off then go back to puter... im sitting here n the phone rings its the 911 operator there has been 4 911 hang ups from our number im like not that i know of and give the gal my name and DOB she says well to make sure we have to send a car out im like ok and get off the phone with her so I go in search of all 3 phones ones missing i ask both daughter n son in the house where the phone is no one knows ... side note here no one and i dont know and it wasnt me live in out house i should start charging rent on them seriously... so i go out n tell hubby whats going on i lecture the 2 in the house about the phone and 911... se
Flu And Dream Stalker
Only good thing about having the flu is I sleep a lot meaning dream stalk has plenty of chances and time to visit. Plus since my head is spinning some really twisted dreams can come from it. Dream stalk stopped in at least 4 different times. Thing is every time he did it was the same dream. My little body stretched out, cuffed spread eagle to a bed, and him zapping my clit with the stun gun and tons of people watching me suffer on the net. That is. Don't get me wrong, it was fucking hot. I'd like to have seen more. Anyway. I LUV YOU ALL. I'm home bored on a Saturday night with the flu........SUCKS. Luv u Tara
Bunny Disaster
As we all kno around this time of the year the easter bunny is in the mall.While waiting for my friend who was checking out the few items she purchased,her daughter who's nine and i don't believe still believes in the easter bunny starts saying...oooh sarah look the easter bunny...maybe rissa might wanna go...as my friend was coming out of the store she agrees and with bags in hand we walk over...It was so pretty,huge,brightly covered eggs surround the area,patches of beautiful spring flowers everywhere...and in the center of it all sat A big white easter bunny.I take her hand and begin to walk down to the booth to pay for and 4'6" photo which by the way one cost 12 dollars...thats not the point tho...anyway...rissa this whole time is watching the child before her run up to & eagerly sit on his lap,take a picture,get a candy and leave with big smiles and giggles.Finally after what seemed like i watched every kid in town meet the easter bunny...I paid for the pic and walked around the b
This Is A Short Battle That I Need Help In.
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Hey
hey i just wanted to write a blog i have had a good day i guess i have enjoy the nice warm weather that we are haveing in ga .. so please come and show my page some love and rate my pic..
Awww This Is From Madd To Me
Spend My Life lyrics I've been livin' in This lovely world Wishin' I could find Someone to love Hopin' someone would Come from above Change my life Then I noticed you there You were my angel Sent from my despair I know that you are The lady who cares I wanna spend my life with you I wanna spend my life with you I think of all of those Sleepless nights It's like the earth Was standin' still You know I hardly had The will to survive I wanna spend my life with you Only with you baby I wanna spend my life with you You know you're my little angel I wanna spend my life with you Don't you know I wanna spend all of my life with you, babe Cause you gave me All your loving And baby I know it's true, ya Cause you're the only one for me Baby I'm the one for you
New Pics
my bartabs not working right it only tells when people rate mumms. so im wondering if people have uploaded new pics within the last couple of days that need rating
Hubbies Funn
Hubbies Fun
When?
You never know how truly silent your world can be until you can no longer hear the voice of a loved one. You can be surrounded by people, by friends, you can be in the loudest rock concert and all of the sudden everything can seem so deathly silent. You never know how lonely your world can be until you can no longer be with your loved one. You can be in a room surrounded by a million different people and all of the sudden it seems empty. You are alone all of the sudden in this huge world and it is very frightening. You look around you and nothing seems familiar any longer. It's like no matter when you turn, you have no where to go. You look both ways and the corridors seem to go on for ever and each way you look it is all the same and you have no clue where to turn. It's like drowning and having nothing to grab a hold of. It is like when you were little and you had a bad dream. The kind where you wake up and you try to scream but nothing comes out and you can barely breath. It
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Speaks For Itself
ISN'T IT FUNNY HOW THERE ARE SO MANY DIFFERENT SONGS THAT CAN DESCRIBE EXACTLY HOW YOU FEEL... I open my eyes I try to see but I'm blinded By the white light I can't remember how I can't remember why I'm lying here tonight And I can't stand the pain And I can't make it go away No I can't stand the pain How could this happen to me? I've made my mistakes Got no where to run The night goes on As I'm fading away I'm sick of this life I just wanna scream How could this happen to me? Everybody's screaming I try to make a sound But no one hears me I'm slipping off the edge I'm hanging by a thread I wanna start this over again So I try to hold onto A time when nothing mattered And I can't explain what happened And I can't erase the things that I've done No I can't How could this happen to me? I've made my mistakes Got no where to run The night goes on As I'm fading away I'm sick of this life I just wanna scream How could this happen to me? I'v
Speeding Marine
One day a police officer clocked a car driven by a marine at over 90 miles per hour. The marine, one of our older military veterans of three wars, immediately pulled over once he saw the blinking lights of the black and white Dudley Do-right on his bumper. Marine: Hi officer. Did I do anything wrong? Officer: Sir I clocked you at 90 miles per hour. May I see your license please? Marine: Naw that aint possible. I lost my license when I was charged with the DUI about 4 years back. Officer: I see. The can I see your registration? Marine: No that won’t be possible either. See this is a stolen car. Officer: stolen car? Marine. Yep. The guy i stole it from is in the trunk. Officer: he's in the trunk? Marine: yep. Bopped him on the head, cut him up into a hundred pieces, put em in plastic bags and popped him right into the trunk. You want to see him? Officer: no. You just stay in the car. The officer goes back to his car. Five minutes later, five po
~love~
Stay True to Self...Don't let External Values affect the Internal Feelings of Your Heart. I like how you are.
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The Barber
A new enlistee had to have his long hair and sideburns cut. As he sat down in the barber chair, the barber asked, to his surprise, if he'd like to keep his sideburns. "Oh, yes!" he said gratefully. Whereupon the barber cut off the sideburns and said, "Here — catch!"
Amateur Lesbians Making Out
Amateur Lesbians making out passionately and 3 guys just watching them wierd (nice video quality)
Come In An Join Rejects In The Rafters
Analogy Prose
Friends come and go, during a time when I was losing a friend of mine, I wrote this analogy prose. It's alright! The wine glass was full...when I got here You came over and emptied it out But it didn't come all out at once Oh no no! First you took a sip That's when you decided to come back You would try some more later Some dates were left open..perhaps to savor that taste! Weeks went by and you grew more fond It was the kind of taste you could cherish There was no need for improvement! The age was just right and nothing could be changed. (Nor should there have been) But like all great novelties, certain things cause disruption A light wind shatters the wine glass! Without warning and indication! Shards have been scattered about the floor Only a few drops remain of that tender wine But that bottle was all that was needed now (It was what held the wine in, in the first place) Is there any way that you could fit the pieces back together?
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she starts alone, using a vibrator. after oiling up a dildo and using it, her partner hands her a butt plug. they fuck. with his cum still dripping from her pussy, she finishes herself off with the dildo.
~lessons Learned~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Lessons Learned~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "Laugh when you can, apologize when you Should//and let go of what you Can't Change. Kiss Slowly, Play Hard, Forgive Quickly, Take Chances, give Everything, and Have No Regrets." Life is beautiful and too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So Love the people who Treat you Right, Forget about the Ones who Don't and believe that Everything Happens for a Reason. If you get a chance, Take it. If it Changes your Life, Let It. Nobody said that it'd be Easy, they just Promised it would be Worth it...it is what you make it. Take it or Leave it.
Statistics On The Highest Adultery Level
Announcement of the statistics on the highest adultery level: - The first place is hold by movie stars! - The second are theatre actors! - And the third is the Navy! Someone shouts back: - What??? I've been in the Navy for thirty years and I have never ever cheated on my wife! Someone else shouts him back: - It's because of dickheads like you we are only third!
Something That Will Stick With Me For Forever
THIS SONG REALLY PLAYS A BIG PART IN MY LIFE ESPECIALLY NOW WHEN I FEEL THE PRESSURE TO BE PERFECT NOT JUST BY MY STEP-FATHER BUT BY MANY OTHERS IN MY LIFE...FUCK EVERYONE THAT EXPECTS THIS FROM ME I AM WHO I AM IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT THEN STAY THE HELL AWAY!! Hey dad look at me Think back and talk to me Did I grow up according to plan? And do you think I'm wasting my time Doing things I wanna do But it hurts when you disapprove all along And now I try hard to make it I just wanna to make you proud I'm never gonna be good enough for you I can't pretend that I'm alright And you can't change me Because we lost it all Nothing lasts forever I'm sorry I can't be perfect Now it's just too late And we can't go back I'm sorry I can't be perfect I try not to think About the pain I feel inside Did you know you used to be my hero All the days you spent with me Now seem so far away And it feels like you don't care anymore And now I try hard to make it I just wa
Freak Show Update! Get Your Tickets!
WELCOME TO THE... STEP INSIDE AND TAKE A L00K AROUND! THE ORIGINAL FREAK: Freak@ fubar and THE UNDERCOVER FREAK: ~PebblesinAZ~READ MY BLOGS~ OwN3d by Emanon! XOXO@ fubar ...have put together a little adventure for you. Not to be confused with any train, plane, coaster or boat ride! It's a... ...and you are about to meet some... The dictionary describes a "FREAK" as... A person who is abnormal, odd or has withdrawn from rational behavior. Hmm...YEP! That about covers it! So without further ADO here are your FREAK SHOW V.I.P.s and your FRONT ROW FREAKS! ☠☠☠BrightEyedArtist☠☠☠@ fubar ~*TinkerbellMN84*~ {Please take the time to actually look at my profile}@ fubar ♥Stacey♥ *member of Sisters 4 life and CLUB FAR*@ fubar WildS1r@ fubar
Blogging A Conversation With Merci That She Asked Me To Post For Her
mercedes none: he does not know what love means....he dont love he pushes love away..i love him i gave my all i lost everything i have no place to go now that he wanted me to come back to vt when i told him this he did not care he said be strong merci you will be ok we will talk everyday i text him i called him i just wrote to him no response at all from him..when i was leaving he was not like he always was when getting home from work he either had someone comong over or going out i think he had a g/f before i was even gone from pa and he could not handle it having a live in g/f wanting to "play" like he did mercedes none: he has a great heart a great mind mercedes none: he's a great man just does not know how to love a person that would have givin him the world mercedes none: i gave him my whole paychecks every week i got paid Kristi Stotler: i know u did mercedes none: i did not ask for a thing only personal needs that i needed and some food that i liked mercedes none: he got c
To Everyone One On My List
THERE IS THIS GUY NAMED JUST ME, TELLLING ALLL MY FRIENDS ON MY LIST TO BACK OFF ME , THAT I AM HIS GF, AND I AM NOT HIS DAME GF, NEVER WAS AND NEVER WILLL BE THIS NUT CASES GF, ITS SAD THAT HE WENT TO MY PAGE AND TOOOK PICS FROM ME AND ADDED THEM TO HIS PAGE, ALLLL MY PICS ARE NO RIP, THIS NUT CASE NEEDS HELP BIG TIME, I NEVER MEET THE DAMN FOOL, I WISH FUBAR WOULD DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT , BUT THEY WILLL JUST SAY BLOCK HIM, GOT IT HES NOT MY DAME BF.
My Fckity -fcks *smirks*
HA! *Pouts a little* MEET MY FU-FAMILY! ALL SO VERY SPEACIAL IN THEIR OWN EACH & EVERY WAY'S! SOME WON IN AUCTIONS, SOME WON ME. FORGING GREAT FRIENDSHIPS & LOYAL SUPPORT. EACH OF THEM ARE ADORED. WON'T YOU SHOW THEM MORE. *** This Man is the most Loyal & decent person Ive ever had the honor to meet. He has been with me here from my begining's here on the "Fu-Scene. A true asset. jr69@ fubar My sista! My Part Time "Fu-Wifey! My Partner in Crime! Girl! I Love you! More on this one later,... ~Phoenix~@ fubar My Other "fu-Hubby by Default,... He is my My Fu-Wifey's Fu-husband. & Man can he fill a bling box!!! *wipes sweat from brow* *smirks* More to come on this one later,... LUCKY/FU HUBBY TO PHOENIX My newest winning in a auction & has also been with me from the begining here doing the "Fu-scene. @ fubarjayrod874~D.S.C ~D.T.B~MANAGER & SECURITY @ ACES UP~OWNED BY ☠☠☠BrightEyedArtist&# Another wonderfully welcomed n
Wife Troubles
Ive pushed her to far this time..and got myself into some trouble.. Not that its any different then any other day. She gave me the opportunity to see others.and i did,and now she regrets... Her attempt to save our dieing marriage was the straw that broke the camels back.. I dont know if this was a test or an attempt to turn me on.and she dident think i would actually do it. But i do know the end of our relationship was inevitable anyway. I did nothing more then put it out of its misery. Sometimes people get trapped in a marriage,and get comfy with the security that it gives.no mater how bad the relationship is. The hardest step to walking out the door is taking the first step. and giving up all that you built over the past years........... boober
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For My Cowgirl In Pink-given To Me By Pagancowboy Just Now Love Ya Babe
subject: For My Cowgirl In Pink post date: 2008-03-01 17:36:10 views: 1 comments: 0 ratings: 0 Forever And Ever Amen Lyrics You may think that I'm talking foolish You've heard that I'm wild & I'm free You may wonder how I can promise you now This love that I feel for you always will be You're not just time that I'm killing I'm no longer one of those guys As sure as I live this love that I give Is gonna be yours until the day that I die -- Oh baby chorus... I'm gonna love you forever, forever & ever amen As long as old men sit & talk about the weather As long as old women sit & talk about old men If you wonder how long I'll be faithfull I'll be happy to tell you again I'm gonna love you forever & ever, forever & ever Amen They say that time takes it's toll on a body Makes a young girl's brown hair turn grey But honey, I don't care, I ain't in love with your hair And if it all fell out well I'd love you anyway They say time can play tricks on a memor
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Help
i am getting kicked out of my ex's houes and have no place to. i am looking for a women looking for a longterm to hopful stay with.
P.u.s.h.
P . U . S . H P-----pray U----until S----something H----happens I need this back... If you'll do this for me... I'll do it for you... When there is nothing left but God, that is when you find out that God is all you need. Take 60 seconds and give this a shot! All you do is simply say the following small prayer for the person who sent you this. Father, God bless all my friends and loved ones in whatever it is that You know they may be needing this day! And may their life be full of your peace, prosperity and power as he/ she seeks to have a closer relationship with you. In Jesus name Amen. Then send it on to five other people . Within hours you caused a multitude of people to pray for other people. Then sit back and watch the power of God work in your life. P. S. Five is good, but more is better. When Jesus died on the cross, he was thinking of you! If you are one of the 7% who will stand up for him, forward this with the title 7%. 93%
My Friends Are The Best!!!
Well I just want to start out by saying that I feel like a very lucky person for having the wonderful friends that I do have. Ive been gone for a couple months and I missed everyone ALOT. There are 3 very special people who made my welcome back so very special. Thank you shell, lilbamagirl, and hot momma! They had me crying (happy tears of course) So again thank you for such a warm welcome back!!! You all have no idea what it means to me to know that I have each and every one of you in my life!!! I love you all!
The Voodoo Penis
The VOODOO PENIS A Texas businessman was getting ready to go on a long business trip, so he thought he'd buy his wife something to keep her occupied. He went to a sex shop and explained his situation. The man there said, 'Well, I don't know that I have anything that will Keep her occupied for so many weeks, except...the Voodoo Penis!' The husband said 'The what'? The man repeated 'The Voodoo Penis' and pulled out what seemed to be an ordinary dildo. The husband laughed, and said, 'It looks like a dildo!' The man then pointed to the door and said, 'Voodoo Penis, door!' The penis rose out of its box, darted over to the door and started pounding the keyhole. The whole door shook wildly with vibrations, so much that a crack began to form down the middle. Then the man said 'Voodoo Penis, return to box!' and the penis stopped and returned to The box. The husband bought it. He took it home to his wife, And after the husband had been gone a few days, the wife
Who's That Girl?
PLEASE PEOPLE I NEED HELP! I AM ALWAYS THERE FOR ANYONE...WHERE R MY FRIENDS? I AM IN OZZYS HAPPY HOUR GIVEAWAY. I NEED 50,000 COMMENTS TO WIN. A HAPPY HOUR WOULD SURE GET ME CLOSER TO BEING GODMOTHER. I NEED ALL THE HELP I CAN GET PLEASE? ANY HELP AND ALL HELP WOULD BE GREATLY APPRECIATED! THANK YOU IN ADVANCE ! PLEASE CLICK MY PIC BELOW TO TAKE YOU TO THE CONTEST. THANK YOU IN ADVANCE !! SHOW THE FU-LOVE
Help A Friend
PLEASE HELP MY FRIEND Teresa needs 50000 comments in 8 weeks to win a happy hour CLICK ON PIC, LEAVE AS MANY COMMENTS AS YOU CAN YOU HAVE TO A/F/R THE HOST OF THE GIVEAWAY IN ORDER TO COMMENT ON THE PIC THANK YOU
Wanna See My %??
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Not Again Can U Handle It????
WTF Are you waiting on im up for bidds again damn someone must really love me and i need loving so drop by and give me some bids and i promise u wont regreat what will be if you win me Click On The Link To Start The Bidssss Are you Scared Or u just cant Handle me?? So U Know U wanna Own Me So Lets Hope To It :P
Wanna Help A Friend?
http://www.fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=813171&albumid=625301&i=3879921148&idx=12 theres the link since im too dense to figure out how to put the pic on here lmaooo, but shes going for a hh and shes always helping ppl, so if you could drop a few comments, that would be awesome. THANK YOU
Choices
John is the kind of guy you love to hate. He is always in a good mood and always has something positive to say. When someone would ask him how he was doing, he would reply, "If I were any better, I would be twins!" He was a natural motivator. If an employee was having a bad day, John was there telling the employee how to look on the positive side of the situation. Seeing this style really made me curious, so one day I went up and asked him, "I don't get it! You can't be a positive person all of the time, how do you do it?" He replied, "Each morning I wake up and say to myself, you have two choices today. You can choose to be in a good mood . . . or . . . you can choose to be in a bad mood. I choose to be in a good mood." Each time something bad happens, I can choose to be a victim . . . or . . . I can choose to learn from it. I choose to learn from it. Every time someone comes to me complaining, I can choose to accept their
Taylor Swift "our Song"
I was riding shotgun with my hair undone in the front seat of his car He's got a one-hand feel on the steering wheel The other on my heart I look around, turn the radio down He says baby is something wrong? I say nothing I was just thinking how we don't have a song And he says... Our song is the slamming screen door, Sneakin' out late, tapping on your window When we're on the phone and you talk real slow Cause it's late and your mama don't know Our song is the way you laugh The first date "man, I didn't kiss her, and I should have" And when I got home ... before I said amen Asking God if he could play it again I was walking up the front porch steps after everything that day Had gone all wrong and been trampled on And lost and thrown away Got to the hallway, well on my way to my lovin' bed I almost didn't notice all the roses And the note that said... I've heard every album, listened to the radio Waited for something to come along That was as good as o
Sticks & Stones
We have all heard it before..."Sticks and Stones may break my bones, but names will never hurt me"Pure Crap!Whoever made up this silly little rhyme lied. We ALL do it. We get pissed and spew words that we'll never be able to take back.The words that go right through another persons heart.Your intention was to hurt them. You felt they deserved it.They hurt you so now it's time for some "Poetic Justice".You dig deep in your crazed mind...The meaner and the nastier the better...you're goal is to hurt them. We teach this silly ryhme to our children.We tell them people that name call are jealous people.We tell them to be the bigger and better person and NOT call names back.Why is it ok to preach this silly rhyme to our children and expect them to understand it and live by it when we as adults do the complete opposite?I prefer NOT to use the old "Do as I say NOT as I do" line on my children.As I am getting older I am getting wiser.I am seeing things from an angle I have never seen before.I
Mod Of The Day Contest
WANTED TO LET YOU ALL KNOW THAT THE "MOD OF THE DAY" FEATURE HAS BEGUN...FEATURING YOU ON MY PAGE WITH A SLIDESHOW. THERE WILL BE ONE PER WEEK AND AT THE END OF JULY/08 THE 20 MODS WILL BE ENTERED IN A CONTEST AND THE TOP 12 VOTE GETTERS WILL BE FEATURED IN A CALENDER IM PRODUCING WITH ALL PROCEEDS GOING TO CHARITY.THE WINNING ENTRIES MUST SIGN A RELEASE TO BE INCLUDED IN THE CALENDER. IF THIS SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING YOUR INTERESTED IN PLEASE CONTACT ME BY EMAIL...THANKS SO MUCH AND GOOD LUCK TO EVERYONE PARTICIPATING
Prayer For Our Troops
Prayer wheel for our soldiers...please don't break it Please send this on after a short prayer. When you receive this, please stop for a moment and say a prayer for our troops around the world 'Lord, hold our troops in your loving hands. Protect them as they protect us. Bless them and their families for the selfless acts they perform for us in our time of need. I ask this in the name of Jesus, our Lord and Savior. Amen.' There is nothing attached.... This can be very powerful.... Just send this to all the people in your address book. Do not stop the wheel, please... Of all the gifts you could give a US Soldier, Sailor, Airman, Marine & others deployed in harm's way, prayer is the very best one. I noticed that as I forwarded this...another eagle was added!! Neat!!
George Strait, It Just Comes Natural
Sun shines, Clouds rain Train Whistles blow and Guitars Play Preachers Preach, Farmers Plow Wishes go up and the World goes round And I love you, It just comes Natural It just comes Natural Seasons Change, Rivers Wind Tumble Weeds roll and the Stars shine Wind Howls, dawn breaks Cowboys riding' time slips away And I love you, It just comes Natural It's what I was born to do Don't have to think it through Baby, it's so easy loving you It just comes Natural It's what I was born to do Don't have to think it Through Baby it's so easy loving you Fire burns, Waves Crash Seeds grow and good things last Ships sail, Dreams fly Night falls and Full moons rise And I love you, It just comes Natural And I love you, It just comes Natural It just comes Natural It just comes Natural
Nowhere Fast
Lying in your bed and on a Saturday night You're sweatin' buckets and it's not even hot But your brain has got the message And it's sending it out To every nerve and every muscle you've got You've got so many dreams That you don't know where to put 'em So you'd better turn a few of 'em loose Your body's got a feeling that it's starting to rust You'd better rev it up and put it to use And I don't know how I ever thought that I could make it all alone When you only make it better And it better be tonight And we'll fly away on those angel wings of chrome in your daddy's car Waiting there for you tonight I'll be there for you tonight Even if you don't have anywhere to go You go down on the pedal and you're ready to roll And even if you don't have anywhere to go You go down on the pedal and you're ready to roll And your speed Is all you'll ever need All you'll ever need to know Darlin', Darlin'- You and me we're goin' nowhere slowly And we've gotta get away
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A Whisper In The Dark
A sound that i could barely make out. Sounds scratching at my eardrum, trying not to fight the reality that something was trying to ooo me soothe me . I could hear the swelling of breast the condensing of ovaries, this was the whisper in the dark. This was a luscious voice of passion in m ear longing for every inch of my hard Mandingo, feeling every vein every twitch of m love muscle, through the wetness of those juices that flow, you know, inside. This was a whisper in the dark. I began to feel the suppleness of you hands, breast and shapely ass,as our bodies crest each other intertwined like reptiles on the Nile, never ending river, forever,flowing ,together ,no matter ,whatever,just because and just as everything was cumming clear in my ear, you appear. Do not rip this is copywritten by me Sterling carroll Please leave a comment
Or Not...
well ignor the last entry, decided im not joining that gym, after working out today i asked about it and they said the 19.95 a month isnt good any more or something, but ya the guy was pritty rude to me accully...and i can tell that theres somethin else going on that woulda ripped me off some how, so fuck it ill stay with my other gym even if it is a bit out of my way.
Never Be You
Take a look in my eyes It's been a long, long time I used to feel so strong When I knew you were mine Since you let me down I'm hard to be around I don't know what I'm gonna do She could never be you She could never be you She could never be you I guess it all comes around Baby please don't cry Love is gonna be a little reckless Oh Love is all I have to stand trial But since you let me go There's nothing going on I don't know what I'm gonna do She could never be you She could never be you She could never be you She knows the moves She play's the part But she only has me She don't have my heart She could never be you She could never be you So take a look in my eyes No you can't hide the truth No, you don't get by on pride Cause it'll run over you But since you let me down I'm hard to be around I don't know what I'm gonna do She could never be you She could never be you She could never be you She could never be you?
Blue Shadows
I've been around the world And every man bleeds the same But when the lights are dim You never know who's to blame I don't want no scars to show I don't want no one to know So I'll be killing time in the blue shadows No other place for me to go No other place for dying slow So I'll be killing time in the blue shadows I've been around the world I take credit for the things I've done But when the lights are dim I'm not the only guilty one I don't want no scars to show I don't want no one to know So I'll be killing time in the blue shadows I've been around the world And every story ends the same But when the lights are dim You won't remember my name I don't want no scars to show I don't want no one to know So I'll be killing time in the blue shadows No other place for me to go No other place for dying slow So I'll be killing time in the blue shadows No other place for me to go No other place for dying slow So I'll be killing, just killing time So I'll b
Sorceror
I'm tired I'm thirsty I'm wild eyed In my misery Timeless In your finery A high price For your luxury Sorcerer Who is the master Man and woman on a star stream In the middle of a snow dream Sorcerer Show me the high life Come over Let me put you on ice I'm tired When I need you badly Wild eyed In the middle of your dream Timeless It's a mystery All they way Now it's never what you are All around Black ink darkness Who found The lady from the mountain I'm tired I'm thirsty I'm wild eyed In my mystery Timeless In your finery A high price For your luxury
I'm From South Dakota Bitches
Bitch I'm from SD Body: Bitch I'm from SD Body: Somebody from California apparently wrote the top part, but somebody from South Dakota came back and put them on their asses at the bottom. just read all of it! lol CALIFORNIA: - I can wear sandals all year long - I go to the Beach - not "down to the shore" -Our chicks are WAYYYY hotter than yours. Well...Miami can hang. - I say "like" and "for sure" and "right on" and "dude" and "totally" and "peace out" and "chill" and "tight" and "bro" and I say them often - I know what real cheese & avocados taste like -Everyone smokes weed and its no big deal -We'll roll up 40 deep when something goes down. -I live next door to Mexicans, but we call them American's! - I don't get snowdays off because theres only snow in Mammoth, Tahoe, Shasta, and Big Bear - I know 65 mph really means 100 - When someone cuts me off, they get the horn and the finger and high speed chase cuz we dont fuck around on the road - The
"i Hate My Job" Kinda Day
When you have a 'I Hate My Job' day, [even if retired you have those sometimes] try this: On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed. Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken. Now the fun part begins. Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement: 'Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized. ' Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times,'I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at Joh
The Ultimate "yo Momma" Jokes
PLEASE RATE THIS FOR ME! The ULTIMATE Collection of 'Yo Mamma' Jokes! This page has been praised, and righteously so, as the web's best compilation of 'Yo Mamma' jokes. They have been sorted by topic for your convenience. Enjoy! YO MAMMA IS SO FAT •Yo momma so fat her nickname is "DAMN!" •Yo momma so fat she eats Wheat Thicks. •Yo momma so fat were in her right now •Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise •Yo momma so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone •Yo momma so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors •Yo mamma so fat you have to roll over twice to get off her... •Yo momma so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the new world •Yo momma so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy •Yo momma so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop! •Yo momma so fat when she has sex, she has to give directions! •Yo momma so fat she goe
Proud To Be Irish
I'm not often one for giving credit where its due but I have to say a big fair play to ya to Glen Hansard and Marketa Irglova on the occasion of their winning of an Oscar for their song Falling Slowly. As with every Irish person we are quick to acknowledge and join in with individual success as if we had won it ourselves. I don't think the pair have received the recognition or accolades they should for their achievement so this is just my own little personal tribute to them both. Anyway here it is as performed for the Sundance Film Festival.. Ireland wins an Oscar Enjoy
Crass Comments
To you morons who think you're going to win me over by making comments like "I wanna taste you", or mmm "I wanna taste that"...or any of the millions of other idiodic comments that I've heard in my shoutbox & in my pic comments...I have the following to say: 1. Grow the fuck up... 2. Don't waste my time... 3. Don't think that I'm flattered by it... 4. Annoy me & be deleted Buh Bye...
Interview Update
didnt get the job at the federal penn. because i have too many debts to pay off. Wtf does my bad credit have to do with my abilities as a correctional officer??? friggin bs. !!
Help Me Please
I've entered another contest. And if the help I got in the last contest is any indication, I'll lose this one. So help me out more, please. Comment bomb my picture. Perhaps there's something in it for you?
F*ck Ink Shows
ok, so heres a rant about those stupid fucking shows about getting tattooed. not every fucking tattoo that is gotten needs to have a meaning behind it. it pisses me off that i keep seeing descriptions about how" this dragon tattoo represents my son, my perfect creation" bullshit, if it represented your son, it would be a portrait of your son or your sons name. give me a fuckin break, whatever happened to good ol i got this fucking dragon tattoo because i like fuckin dragon pics mentality. ami james and kat von d can both eat my dick. getting rich off of the feeble minded who believe that everyone gets tattooed for some deep seeded reason. stupid cocksuckers.
Vip!
Thanks to Lucky Charm, I have VIP status until the first of April! Thank you lucky! Go check her out! Lucky charm owner of Neon X-treem@ fubar For the next 30 days, if I have rated you a ten, I'll try to give you an 11.
The Girl
.I.wanna.be.the.girl.YOU.point.to.and.say.thats. her. .I.wanna.be.the.girl.YOU.go.to.sleep.thinking.about. .I.wanna.be.the.girl.YOU.cant.get.to.sleep.thinking.about. .I.wanna.be.the.girl.YOU.leave.that.party.to.go. see. .I.wanna.be.the.girl.YOU.call.just.to.say.i.miss .you. .I.wanna.be.the.girl.YOU.hug.just.to.smell.her.perfume.x. I.wanna.be.the.girl.YOU.kiss.just.taste.her.lip gloss. .I.wanna.be.the.girl.YOU.tell.your.friends.about . .I.wanna.be.the.girl.YOU.touch.just.to.feel. .I.wanna.be.the.girl.YOU.cuddle.just.to.hear.her .breathe.
::well, Eff::
Ok, so throughout the day lets say, when I'm bored out of my fucking mind in geography class or sitting through a history lecture or staying home for the night, barely anyone bothers to call or even text me...yet when I have a lot of shit going on and don't want to talk to anyone, BOOM, my phone gets blasted with texts and calls and voicemails of friends telling me to get off my ass and to pick up the phone...go figure, huh??
Catching Pigs
CATCHING PIGS THIS IS TRULY THOUGHT PROVOKING. TAKE THE TIME TO READ IT AND SEND IT ON TO THOSE THAT YOU THINK ARE WORTH SENDING TO, AS I HAVE DONE. There was a chemistry professor in a large college that had some exchange students in the class. One day while the class was in the lab, the prof noticed one young man, an exchange student, who kept rubbing his back and stretching as if his back hurt. The professor asked the young man what was the matter. The student told him he had a bullet lodged in his back. He had been shot while fighting communists in his native country who were trying to overthrow his country's government and install a new communist regime. In the midst of his story, he looked at the professor and asked a strange question. He asked: "Do you know how to catch wild pigs?" The professor thought it was a joke and asked for the punch line. The young man said that it was no joke. "You catch wild pigs by finding a suitable place in the woods and putting corn o
Poor Farmer
The young Farmer Brown made an appointment with the family doctor regarding sexual problems he was having with his wife. "Now listen, Luke," the doctor advised, "you have to be more loving to your wife. Give her lots of hugs and kisses. Show her how much you care." "Well, I do the best I can, Doc," the fellow cried. "You see I'm up before the sun rises, working in the field until dusk. I'm just too tired." The doctor thought for a moment and then said, "Take a shotgun with you next time you work in the field and shoot it off every time you're feeling a bit frisky. When your wife hears the noise, she'll come a- runnin'." About a month later Farmer Brown went back to the doctor.... this time really depressed. "What's wrong" asked the doctor. "Didn't you take my advice?" "Yep, I sure did, and everything was going great until hunting season started last week," moaned the farmer. "I haven't seen her since."
Election Year!!!
Hey not to sound out of character, But this just hit as Fuckin Kewl... Check it out... If ur a Jack Nicolson fan ... U'll like what he has to say...
Brian's Attempt At Singing Ymca
UMMMM BRIAN YOU CAN GET ME BACK ANYTIME.... EVERYONE MAKE SURE TO TURN UP VOLUME SO THAT YOU CAN HEAR IT...
Your Social Security
Your Social Security Just in case some of you young whippersnappers (& some older ones) didn't know this. It's easy to check out, if you don't believe it. Be sure and show it to your kids. They need a little history lesson on what's what and it doesn't matter whether you are Democrat or Republican. Facts are Facts!!! Our Social Security... Franklin Roosevelt, a Democrat, introduced the Social Security (FICA) Program. He promised: 1.) That participation in the Program would be Completely voluntary, 2.) That the participants would only have to pay 1% of the first $1,400 of their annual Incomes into the Program, 3.) That the money the participants elected to put Into the Program would be deductible from Their income for tax purposes each year, 4.) That the money the participants put into the Independent "Trust Fund" rather than into the General operating fund, and therefore, would Only be used to fund the Social Security Retirement Program, and no other Gove
A Hard Night
Last night I sent off a plane to Iraq. Out of the 4 years and hundreds of planes I've sent off, I think last night was the hardest yet. Driving to the airfield I saw the deploying soldiers with their families. I'm always grateful that I don't have to see this happening. But last night, there they were. I drove on with a sense of sadness. This is the hardest part of what I do. I sometimes feel I help in tearing families apart. Even though I know I don't, it can be very depressing. So I make it to the airfield and set up all of our tables and wait for the soldiers to get there. When they come in the building we're there to greet them as them come in a single file line. I notice one guy passes me with his arm bandaged. Hmmm..ouch. Once inside they eat chow and then come thru our line for the care bags we give them. With close to 200 soldiers in the room it's hard to spend a great deal of time talking to each one. So I'm handing out the bags and this one soldier was asking me about the CD
Things In Life That Just Feel So Good.........
1. Falling in love. 2. Laughing so hard your face hurts. 3. A hot shower. 4. No lines at the supermarket . 5. A special glance. 6. Getting mail. 7. Taking a drive on a pretty road. 8. Hearing your favorite song on the radio. 9. Lying in bed listening to the rain outside. 10. Hot towels fresh out of the dryer. 11. Chocolate milkshake (vanilla or strawberry). 12. A bubble bath. 13. Giggling. 15. The beach. 16. Finding a 20 dollar bill in your coat from last winter. 17. Laughing at yourself. 18. Looking into their eyes and knowing they Love you 19. Midnight phone calls that last for hours. 20. Running through sprinklers. 21. Laughing for absolutely no reason at all. 22. Having someone tell you that you're beautiful. 23. Laughing at an inside joke with FRIENDS 24. Accidentally overhearing someone say something nice about you. 25. Waking up and realizing you still have a few hours left to sleep. 26. Your first kiss (eit
Don't Mess Wit Old Farts.lol
A wealthy old lady decides to go on a photo safari in Africa, taking her faithful aged poodle named Cuddles, along for the company. One day the poodle starts chasing butterflies and before long, Cuddles discovers that he's lost. Wandering about, he notices a leopard heading rapidly in his direction with the intention of having lunch. The old poodle thinks, "Oh, oh! I'm in deep doo-doo now!" Noticing some bones on the ground close by, he immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat. Just as the leopard is about to leap the old poodle exclaims loudly, "Boy, that was one delicious leopard! I wonder if there are any more around here?" Hearing this, the young leopard halts his attack in mid-strike, a look of terror comes over him and he slinks away into the trees. "Whew!" says the leopard, "That was close! That old poodle nearly had me!" Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree, figures he can
Signs,math,terminology.etc.lol
RESTROOM SIGNS Friends don't let friends take home ugly men Women's restroom Starboard, Dewey Beach, DE Beauty is only a light switch away. Perkins Library, Duke University, Durham, NC If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life, then let's all get wasted together and have the time of our lives. Armand's Pizza, Washington, DC Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity. The Bayou, Baton Rouge , LO No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her shit. Men's Room Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill , NC At the feast of ego everyone leaves hungry. Bentley's House of Coffee and Tea, Tucson, AZ It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere. Written in the dust on the back of a bus, Wickenburg, AZ Make love, not war. -Hell, do both GET MARRIED! Women's restroom The Filling Station, Bozeman, MT If voting could really change things, it would be i
Sts-123 Endeavour
Endeavour cleared for March 11 launch Image Above: The STS-123 crew patch depicts the space shuttle in orbit with the crew names trailing behind. STS-123's major additions to ISS- the first component of the Japanese Experimental Module (the Experimental Logistics Module - Pressurized Section (ELM-PS)(shown being lifted out of Endeavours cargo bay) and the Canadian Special Purpose Dexterous Manipulator (SPDM)(shown left). The ISS is shown in the configuration that the STS-123 crew will encounter when they arrive. Image Above: STS-123 crew portrait. From the right (front row) are astronauts Dominic L. Gorie, commander; and Gregory H. Johnson, pilot. From the left (back row) are astronauts Richard M. Linnehan, Robert L. Behnken, Garrett E. Reisman, Michael J. Foreman and Japan Aerospace Exploration Agency's (JAXA) Takao Doi, all mission specialists. Image Above: STS-123 Endeavour stands tall on Launch Complex 39A at Kennedy SpacePort, Florida. NASA m
Gotta Love Texans!
An 8 year old boy was riding his bicycle in Bryan, >Texas, when he saw his friend being attacked by a large pit bulldog. The boy jumped off his bike, ran and jumped on the dog's back. After prying the vicious animal's teeth from his young friend's body, he put the dog in a choke hold and held on until the dog was dead. The local newspaper editor happened to witness this feat and after calling for the ambulance on his cell phone, ran over to the young hero and said, 'Son, that was one of the bravest things I have ever seen.You're going to make tomorrow's headlines.' 'It will read: Texas A&M Fan is Hero: Risks His Life and Saves >Young Friend from Vicious Pit Bull Attack.' The youngster said, 'That's nice, but I'm not a Texas A&M Fan.' The editor said, 'OK, then it will read: University of Texas Fan Saves Young Friend's Life in Pit-Bull Attack.' The young man said, 'But I'm not an University of Texas fan.' The editor said, 'OK, then it will read, 'Rice Fan
Uss New York
This new ship was christened today in New Orleans. It was built with the steel from the World Trade Centers. The interesting piece of trivia came out of this dicussion. There was a previous USS New York. It had its keel laid on 9/11/1911.
What A Difference A Day Makes
Maybe it was time for a spring clean. I know that the air in my house feels a lot cleaner. I am one of those people who never dusts. That is, I never did until today. I'm clean, but my tidiness factor is pretty non-existent. I think I have it in me, sometimes, though. I got started this afternoon, cleared away every cobweb in the house and even went as far as to unscrew the grate for the air intake for the furnace and vacuum it thoroughly. Now my house is nearing godliness. Well, I say nearing...it has a ways to go. I still need to pick the clean clothes off the floor where I hang them and put them neatly away in the closet. I need to overcome this habit of pulling things off their hangers and dropping them on the closet floor among the shoes too. I know, right? A blog about cleaning the house. It's the bottom of the barrel. Nevertheless, I will persevere. I need to clean my kitchen floor yet and do some serious thinking about the clutter of papers that has coll
Rate Fan Add A Friend Of Mine
rate fan and add a friend of mine Stephanie Lynn@ fubar let her know i sent you kel 1166483 or my link http://fubar.com/kel23 any one who does this let me know and i will send you 1000 fubucks
An Old Blog That I Thought Was Funny Enough To Re Post. Enjoy
Does god hang out in bowling alleys? Do you guys remember when your parents would tell you that thunder was god bowling? I was sitting here pondering that....and it dawned on me how retarded this truly was. As the all mighty.....wouldnt bowling be a little too easy. Imagine the senario.....God stares down the pins....good approach, good release....hes a little high in the pocket....ooooo 7-10 split! *bolts of lightning destroy the 7 and the 10 pin, as god walks back to his chair pretending like he had nothing to do with it* For that matter...who would worship a god that couldnt bowl a 300 everytime? Just wouldnt make sense to me. Sooooooo, w.w.j.d. #1) he would never wear those rediculous shoes! #2) he would have one of those cheesy bowling shirts with the name "The Allmighty" embroidered on it. #3) He would eat lots of nacho's! #4) he would soooooooo hustle the other gods in a best out of 5 match. (side note.....budah wasnt keen on this idea, besides...he hates nacho's and hes piss
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Well Written
I didn't write this.. but i agree with it... When it comes to challenges in life, we all deal with them differently. A bad day at work, the loss of a loved one, or just a little down. It happens to us all. Not much can be done to make it all pass...just time... Time to reflect...Time to heal... and Time regain the normality of life. Something I've come to rely on in my life are my friends and family. Near or far.. everyday friends or distant acquaintances, it doesn't matter... they each add to the support we all need at some point in our life. They help refill that empty void we feel can never be filled. They give us the strength to face life again..day after day. They take away what we cannot. But the key to it all is to let these people in our lives.. I believe that we cross people's paths for a reason...unbenounced to us..but a reason nevertheless and if only for a short time. Life is an everyday miracle and it's not until we lose that sense of normality and control that we
For Those Who Didnt Read The About Me Section On My Page
REALITY= REAL LIFE FUBAR = FANTASY I WILL NOT BE THE ONE IN YOUR DRAMA I WILL NOT BE THE ONE WHO YOU FALL FOR OVER THE NET I WILL NOT BE YOUR SHOULDER TO CRY ON I DONT EVEN KNOW YOU BITCH DONT TRY TO BRING ME IN YOUR GAMES IM NOT A CHILD I WILL NOT PLAY I HAVE A LIFE BEYOND FUBAR MY REALITY IS WHAT IMPORTANT TO ME I WILL NOT BE YOUR ONE AND ONLY I COULD CARE LESS BOUT YOU OR YOUR FEELINGS I AM NOT THE ONE YOU HAVE TO LIKE I CARE NOT IF YOU DO BASICALLY ILL LOOK AT YOU AND ONLY SAY FUCK YOU
Ugh
For whatever reason today i feel like im going utterly insane .
Divorce...
My parents have been together almost 27 years and my Mom has finally had enough of my Dad's bullshit... She frankly had enough a few years after they married but stayed with him for mine and my brothers sake even though we told her to leave. At the time she wasn't able to move out and raise two kids but now that my brother and I are old enough and on our own, she's finally taking the steps to make a full break. I myself have been thinking of moving out of state and starting fresh and I asked her if she wanted to go and she whole heartedly said yes. Now honestly, I was asking because she's my mom and I want her taken care of. Is it selfish of me to think that I wish she would have answered no? I love my mom dearly but this move was/is important to me and I was looking forward to it. We've kinda talked about moving and what her plans are for when she finally wants to get out. She's been at her current job for just about a year but it's at a company she's been wanting t
Sensitive Male..... Lmao To Funny
A woman meets a man in a bar.They talk; they connect; they end up leaving together. They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his apartment. She notices that one wall of his bedroom is completely filled with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears. There are three shelves in the bedroom, with hundreds and hundreds of cute cuddly teddy bears carefully placed in rows, covering the entire wall! It was obvious that he had taken quite some time to lovingly arrange them and she was immediately touched by the amount of thought he had put into organizing the display. There were small bears all along the bottom shelf, medium-sized bears covering the length of the middle shelf, and huge, enormous bears running all the way along the top shelf. She found it strange for an obviously masculine guy to have such a large collection of Teddy Bears, She is quite impressed by his sensitive side. but doesn't mention this to him. They share
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Ladie Hit My 2006 Kia On Private Lot
thursday was a bad day iworked till 430pm like ialways do then idrove to bank here in springfield ohio just as a was leavin a ladie comes flyin up on a cell phone and runs into me she got out and said you hit my car she had been drinkn icalled cops they said they would come out so we could exchange insurance info here in ohio on a private lot no report is takin nothin its abunch of shit now ihave to have my insurance fix it then they will raise mine just because of this bull shit law
Charles Proud Of Returning Harry
Charles proud of returning Harry Prince Harry was met by his father and his brother Prince Harry Prince Charles has spoken of his "great relief" at the safe return of his son Harry, after 10 weeks with his regiment on the frontline in Afghanistan. Prince Harry landed at RAF Brize Norton in Oxfordshire, where he was met by Prince Charles and Prince William. The prince's tour was cut short after a news blackout collapsed, raising fears he would be targeted by the Taleban. The Prince of Wales said he was pleased about his son's return and praised the efforts of all armed forces personnel. Prince Harry, 23, a second lieutenant in the Household Cavalry, was flown out from Helmand Province under orders from the Chief of Defence Staff. The prince's deployment was subject to a news blackout in a deal struck between the MoD and newspapers and broadcasters in the UK and abroad. 'Particular frustration' The agreement broke down after the story appeared on
Ahmadinejad In Historic Iraq Visit
Ahmadinejad in historic Iraq visit By Hugh Sykes BBC News, Baghdad The Iranian president's visit to Iraq poses severe security problems Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is due to travel to Iraq on Sunday for two days - the first such visit by an Iranian president. Although he was invited by Iraqi President Jalal Talabani, it is a controversial and potentially divisive state visit, as well as a security challenge. Many Sunni Arabs find it deeply objectionable that Iraqi hospitality is being offered to a man they suspect of covertly helping to finance and arm Shia militia groups. Those groups have killed hundreds of Iraqis in gruesome attacks that often involve torture with electric drills. One Sunni tribal leader believes the Iranian president is coming here "to organise more terrorist operations in Iraq". Iranian instructor The United States also believes Iran has helped Shia groups in Iraq - especially helping develop "shaped" or "explosively penetrating" r
The Big Picture
Why do we spend our whole lives looking for the "BIG PICTURE"? perhaps there is no big picture, Maybe the big picture is simple a collage of all the little moments of happiness in our lives. It seems the whole world is consumed with all this small pety shit that really doesnt matter.If everyone would spend as much time cherishing the happy moments that they have rather than looking for something that makes them happy they might possibly realise just how much happiness they have in their life
Friends
Difference between FAKE ASS friends and REAL friends FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for food. REAL FRIENDS: are the reason you have no food. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM FAKE ASS FRIENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. REAL FRIENDS: Would sit next to you sayin "Damn ... we fucked up ... but that shit was fun!" FAKE ASS FRIENDS: never seen you cry. REAL FRIENDS: cry with you FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. REAL FRIENDS: keep your shit so long they forget its yours. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: know a few things about you. REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!
Dozens Die In Israel-gaza Clashes
Dozens die in Israel-Gaza clashes There is no sign the fighting is abating At least 52 Palestinians and two Israeli soldiers have been killed in one of the deadliest days of fighting in Gaza since troops withdrew in 2005. Doctors said at least eight were children and up to 16 were militants. Israel said most were militants. More than 150 Palestinians - and seven Israelis - have been injured. Israel says it wants to stop rocket attacks, but about 50 hit Israel on Saturday. Palestinian leaders have called for international protection. Palestinian Authority President Mahmoud Abbas demanded an urgent meeting of the UN Security Council. Mr Abbas said the Israeli raids were "more than a holocaust". He was apparently alluding to controversial remarks made on Friday by Israel's Deputy Defence Minister Matan Vilnai, who said Palestinians risked a "shoah" - the Hebrew word for a big disaster as well as for the Nazi Holocaust. RISING VIOLENCE Saturday: At least 5
The Perfect Person
Just what exactly is perfect? Ever notice people seem to be always searching for that one "perfect person"?do you think anyone really knows what perfect is anyway? Ya cant tell it if they do!!. It seems every one looks for that perfect person and when they think that they have found them, the first order of action seems to always be the same. Take your perfect person then try to change them and mold them into someone that they are not. Now second, once you have this person molded into someone that is totally different than the person that attracted you in the first place, tell them your leaving because "they have changed".It really doesnt seem all so hard to simply accept people for who they are, if you dont like who they are stay away from them to start with!! Hell ,seems so simple dont it?Should be but its just not human nature. People will always try to change you to better suit them, but please, remember this "the best suit for you, is the suit that suits you best".
My Very Exciting Magic Carpet Just Sailed Under Nine Palace Elephants
Just when you thought remembering the fifteen separate nations the Soviet Union broke into in 1991 was difficult, now our solar system has two more planets that, barring the discovery and/or designation of new ones, generations of schoolchildren will have to memorize. But how do you make it easy and appealing? Why, turn to the very ones who’ll be learning this – children. That’s just what National Geographic Children’s Books did, and the title of today’s momentous missive is the winning entry. A scene from the movie “Aladdin” inspired fourth-grader Maryn Smith FROM A PUBLIC SCHOOL in Great Falls, Montana to write this. In case you don’t remember (heck, I didn’t even know there were eleven planets), this is a type of memory aid called a mnemonic device in which the first letter of each word represents something else, such as “Roy G. Biv” representing the seven colors of the rainbow: red, orange, yellow, green, blue, indigo, and violet. This mnemonic should inspire students (all
Boobie Frikenbutt
I stole this from Mrs. Robinson hope she don't mind! This is too funny... Don't forget to post your "new" name below in a comment. 1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name: a = snickle b = doombah c = goober d = cheesy e = crusty f = greasy g = dumbo h = farcus i = dorky j = doofus k = funky l = boobie m = sleezy n = sloopy o = fluffy p = stinky q = slimy r = dorfus s = snooty t = tootsie u = dipsy v = sneezy w = liver x = skippy y = dinky z = zippy 2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name: a = dippin b = feather c = batty d = burger e = chicken f = barffy g = lizard h = waffle i = farkle j = monkey k = flippin l = fricken m = bubble n = rhino o = potty p = hamster q = buckle r = gizzard s = lickin t = snickle u = chuckle v = pickle w = hubble x = dingle y = gorilla z = girdle 3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine th
Poor Bishop
The Pastor's Ass The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and it won again. The local paper read: PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT. The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race. The next day, the local paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS. This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey.The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent. The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following head line the next day: NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN. The bishop fainted.He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10. The next day the paper read: NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10. This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run
America: Land Of Americans
They say imitation is the highest form of flattery. Well then we should be thrilled because there's an entire continent full of copycats trolling around falsely claiming to be part of "America". This tripe is pure malarkey; there is only one America, and that's the USA. I know it's true because Captain America's outfit looks like our flag. Fortunately spotting the citizens of doppelganger countries is easier than it sounds. Should you encounter some character with a suspicious / barbaric accent; you simply need to say "Pardon me el senioro, whato nationalityo are youo?" Here are the possible responses you can expect: You'll notice only one group can answer "I'm American". That's because saying "I'm United States of America...n...pace..." sounds fucking retarded. I know this is tough for the nations who've just realize they're not really part of America....but not to worry: I salute you with a rezoned USA! Si!! Complete with honorary "Central" a
If You Have Questions Look Here!!
What could I possibly tell you about me, That you could not learn from just talking to me? People tell me that I'm too caring and now as I get older I understand what they are talking about. I always lived my life for other people and now I'm just beginning to live my life for me. Don't get me wrong I still would do anything for the people that I love but it's time to put me first which I have never done until now. I'm also now learning not to be so guarded all of the time I always put a wall up to protect me, letting someone in my life is a scary thought because I'm scared of getting hurt. I'm learning to let my guard down more because I realize it's better to be loved then not at all. You can live your entire life without anyone truly knowing the real you. I think it would be a great gift in life to have someone know you for who you are inside and out. Someone who knows all of your flaws but loves you anyway. In life we are so often misunderstood!
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Easter
Easter is early this year. Easter is always the 1st Sunday after the 1st full moon after the Spring Equinox (which is March 20). This dating of Easter is based on the lunar calendar that Hebrew people used to identify Passover, which is why it moves around on our Roman calendar. Based on the above information, Easter can actually be one day earlier (March 22) that is rare. Here's the interesting information. This year is the earliest Easter any of us will ever see the rest of our lives! And only the most elderly of our population have ever seen it this early (95 years old or above). And none of us have ever, or will ever, see it a day earlier! Here's the facts: 1) The next time Easter will be this early (March 23) will be the year 2228 (220 years from now). The last time it was this early was 1913 (so if you're 95 or older, you are the only ones that were around for that!). 2) The next time it will be a day earlier, March 22, will be in the year 2285 (277 years fr
I Had To Copy This One...
This is too funny... Don't forget to post your "new" name below in a comment. 1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name: a = snickle b = doombah c = goober d = cheesy e = crusty f = greasy g = dumbo h = farcus i = dorky j = doofus k = funky l = boobie m = sleezy n = sloopy o = fluffy p = stinky q = slimy r = dorfus s = snooty t = tootsie u = dipsy v = sneezy w = liver x = skippy y = dinky z = zippy 2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name: a = dippin b = feather c = batty d = burger e = chicken f = barffy g = lizard h = waffle i = farkle j = monkey k = flippin l = fricken m = bubble n = rhino o = potty p = hamster q = buckle r = gizzard s = lickin t = snickle u = chuckle v = pickle w = hubble x = dingle y = gorilla z = girdle 3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name: a = butt
More Fun Times With Chiefy...incapable Of Making An Agreement, Just Name Calling And Threats..
He is one of many agreements i have sent him, but he obviously cant stick to his word, or make an agreement...still waiting for a reply, the full written "official one is on the Az's Angels Page.. and another excuse for going to our page... and if you look both he and the hotties came to us, NOT the other way around. Since February 15th, Neither I, Az or any Angel has gone to their pages, or started ANYTHING... He always comes to me, that is after he unblocks me.. then when he cant stand the heat..(haha pretty sad for a so-called ~real~ firefighter) he blocks me... So since he cant stay away and wants to threaten me... No reason why everyone shouldnt get to see the "attention" he so loves to show me, yet HE calls me the "atten ho" (ie: attention whore, to many letters to type for him I imagine)
M.i.a.
Not sure if anyone even noticed I was pretty much MIA this past week or not. I was major sick, obviously, if it kept me off the Fu right? Thursday I finally went to the doctor because I just couldn't deal anymore. She gave me a breathing treatment in the office then gave me a script for prednisone, antibiotics, and a nebulizer. Yesterday I still felt like total hell. But today I'm finally feeling a bit better. Today is my 3rd day of totally no smoking.
Champ Car Ends
As a race car fan, one of the things I have been involved with as a volunteer was Champ Car racing. First when I lived in Oregon, then here in Colorado for the Denver Grand Prix, I would spend the weekend down at the track and meet the drivers, owners and lots of race car fans. Unfortunately, this year's event was cancelled as the Democratic National Convention will be at the Pepsi Center during that time. Of course, Champ Car has also been on its last legs, and this past week ended its run, folding its tent and the teams joining the Indy Racing League. What this means is that, along with the ending of the IRL running at Pikes Peak Speedway is that there is no more top level auto racing here in Colorado. We still have the Mile High Nationals at Bandimere, and the Pikes Peak hill climb, but its not the same. Hopefully at some point top level racing will return to Colorado.
Bad Pictures
are you the kind of person who can't take a picture for the life of it? Well thats me! I took pictures the other day they were bad but how can i be suprised all my pictures come out the same!
Father/daughter Talk
A young woman was about to finish her first year of college. Like so many others her age, she considered herself to be a very liberal Democrat, and was very much in favor of 'the redistribution of wealth.' She was deeply ashamed that her father was a rather staunch Republican, a feeling she openly expressed. Based on the lectures that she had participated in, and the occasional chat with a professor, she felt that her father had for years harbored an evil, selfish desire to keep what he thought should be his. One day she was challenging her father on his opposition to higher taxes on the rich and the addition of more government welfare programs. The self-professed objectivity proclaimed by her professor had to be the truth and she indicated so to her father. He responded by asking how she was doing in school. Taken aback, she answered rather haughtily that she had a 4.0 GPA, and let him know that it was tough to maintain, insisting that she was taking a very difficult cou
Contest Link!!
Hey you guys, this is my link for the contest, please help me out and i will my best to hit you all back! http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=140500&albumid=876993&i=1515299213&idx=2
Viva Las Vegas!
Well, Nascar is back! They had a fantastic Daytona 500. One of the best finishes I have ever seen. Then last week was Fontana which turned into a disaster because of a little rain. They didn't get the race in until Monday. This week is Las Vegas. One of my first races was at Las Vegas. Its a great track, and other than the mob scene making the drive back and forth to the strip, its a fun time. Definitely need to make a trip back there sometime!
South Carolina Again
Heading back to South Carolina again 18 Apr-23 May. Hope to have a little fun while I am there :P
The Final Inspection
THE FINAL INSPECTION The Marine stood and faced God, Which must always come to pass. He hoped his shoes were shining, Just as brightly as his brass. "Step forward now, Marine, How shall I deal with you? Have you always turned the other cheek? To My Church have you been true?" The soldier squared his shoulders and said, "No, Lord, I guess I ain't. Because those of us who carry guns, Can't always be a saint. I've had to work most Sundays, And at times my talk was tough. And sometimes I've been violent, Because the world is awfully rough. But, I never took a penny, That wasn't mine to keep... Though I worked a lot of overtime, When the bills got just too steep. And I never passed a cry for help, Though at times I shook with fear. And sometimes, God, forgive me, I've wept unmanly tears. I know I don't deserve a place, Among the people here.
The Lyrics
Cheat the odds that made you Brave to try to gamble at times Well I feel like dirty laundry Sending sickness on down the line Tell you why cause Im jealous, jealous again Thought it time I let you in Yeah, Im jealous, jealous again Got no time, baby Always drunk on sunday Tryn to feel like Im at home Smell the gasoline burning Boys out feeling nervous and cold (repeat 1st chorus) Stop, understand me I aint afraid of losing face Stop, understand me I aint afraid of ever losing faith in you Never felt like smiling Sugar wanna kill me yet Find me loose lipped and laughing Singing songs aint got no regrets (repeat 1st and 2nd chorus) Dont you think I want to Dont you think I would Dont you think Id tell you baby If I only could Am I acting crazy Am I just too proud Am I just plain lazy Am i, am i, am i, ever (repeat 1st chorus)
Ouch My Back
Some of you know my team has been in this month long hockey tourney that has been going on the weekends. Well today was the semifinal game and we won...woo hoo But I took a cross check to the back really fricken hard...Did I head dive into the boards and was surprised my head was still attached. But felt fine and continued the game. Now I get home and I have major pain in my lower left back. Its muscle pain not spinal or anything. But it takes my breath away as I walk. Really sucks cause championship is tomorrow and today is my bday...supposed to go out for a couple drinks. Nothing crazy cause of tomorrow. But now Im just gonna cancel that and go out next weekend. I could really care less bout that. Just Hope this is gonna for tommorrow.. Im takin some liquid Advils. I don't have anything stronger at the moment Grrrrr
Upstaehotlip
ok people this is to set the record straight.. Denice...AKA UPSTATEHOTLIP is my GF . not that abusing babykill asshole CHAZZ.... she has dumped him for a better man ME we have met and she is moving out here to ALASKA with me.. those sexy pics were taken here at my home.. SO ANYONE WHO KNOW THIS ABUSING BABY KILLING.. CRAZY ASSED seal cHAZZ TELL HIM HE BEST BACK UP OFF US OR i WILL DO WHAT OTHERS COULD NOT.. SHE DOES NOT WANT HIM OR LOVE HIM ANYMORE IT IS HER AND I IN LOVE AND A COUPLE.. PLEASE PASS THIS ON TO ALL YOURS AND HER FRIENDS THANKS ALL TONY
Awesome Site
I have lots of problems with my lappy, I'm expecting she'll die soon but that's okay. Anyway I really enjoy learning this about computers even though a lot (most)of it goes over my head, I still try. When it crashed the other day and I managed to reformat again (22 crashes so far LOL).This time I kept getting this stupid "WARNING" type pop up from MS Messenger service (something like that). Anyway, it was driving me crazy and after hours and hours of searching (quite slow on dial up GRRR) I found an awesome site. It's called TechSpot (http://www.techspot.com/) it's a forum site among other things. LOTS to learn and the people there are true geeks for sure, they know their computers, ~sweet~ I only wish I had discovered it sooner. HAHA, I'm spamming but seriously, if you have questions these people are the ones to ask. (Mason, you rock but aren't always available LOL~MUAH)
Just Rambling
As i sit and go over some of the things that went wrong in my life i do have to also look at what has gone right. So far i am blessed with very beautiful children and some friends that i Know would never let me down. As for the ex? Please i am so over it. He screwed up not me and as far as i can see he isn't worth dirt. For someone who claims to not to look down on others that is something he always does. Suffice it to say the jerk has to pay for a new wall because of me ~evil grin~ In my book i feel justification and a small order of revenge. In saying that i am moving on and moving ever towards my ultimate goal of moving the hell outa pa and to a place that's much warmer and where i know i can relax for the first time in years. The only thing that sucks is i have to wait for it. Isn't being patient a bitch? As to my up coming surgeries i am not sure when the last two will happen. Hopefully soon as i just want them done and over with. It seems that my hand is healing up nicely s
Survey
RandomDo you have any pets?two cats christy and patrickWhat color shirt are you wearing?blueName three things that are physically close to you:green goblin figure,bottle of water , an aldous huxley book of essay'sWhat is the last book you read?aldous huxley point counter pointAre you or were you a good student?i think so but i never learned to type What's your favorite sport?none really but i like to watch hockey and basketballDo you enjoy sleeping late?noWhat's the weather like right now?wetWho tells the best jokes?i kinda like nick swardsonWhat was the last thing you dreamed about?honestly do not rememberDo you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?yes i drive , not as of yetDo you believe in karma?only if karma means cause and effect so in a buddhist point of view yeahDo you believe in luck?no Do you like your eggs scrambled or sunny side up?i hate breakfast foodsDo you collect anything? If so, what?anything with spiderman on it Are you proud of yourself?yeppersAre you reliable?i t
10 Random Things...
1. I prefer to wash dishes the old fashioned way as opposed to using a dishwasher. To me, the dishwasher just doesn't get them clean; I do use it on occasion for the sanitation properties of the heat. 2. I dread mating socks...uggghh 3. I have a natural knack for fixing things. 4. I once locked my keys in my car & broke in to it with it's antenna & a shoelace :)... 5. Nature moves me. 6. I rarely drink, but when I do, I favor dark beer or straight up whiskey...no girly stuff... 7. I could honestly live without a television...as long as I have any of the following: Good music, A good book, or a pen/pencil & paper for writing or sketching. 8. I'm a whiz at Boggle & Tetris. 9. I'm a shy extrovert. 10. My dogs are truly my best friends :)
Speeding
An older lady gets pulled over for speeding... Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer? Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding. Older Woman: Oh, I see. Officer: Can I see your license please? Older Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one. Officer: Don't have one? Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving. Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please. Older Woman: I can't do that. Officer: Why not? Older Woman: I stole this car. Officer: Stole it? Older Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner. Officer: You what? Older Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun. Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please! The woman steps out of
Age And Wisdom
A guy is 75 years old and loves to fish and play golf. He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, "Pick me up." He looked around and couldn't see any one. He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, "Pick me up." He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog. The man said, "Are you talking to me?" The frog said, "Yes, I'm talking to you. Pick me up. Then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!" The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it up carefully, and placed it in his front breast pocket. Then the frog said, "What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride." He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, "Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog."
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My Support To Our Troops
This is for all the men and women who are proudly serving our country overseas on all fronts and to those who are still stationed here at home...... You all have my thanks, love, and support for a job that has turned horrible. I served for 8 years as a member of the Washington Army National Guard as a tank driver and I know it is hard to be away from family and friends but you have the bravery to do it for us all. For that I thank you. HOORAH!!!!!!!!!
Shit U Do When U Shouldnt
ya know when u stay up for like 3days...then get drunk...not a real good idea...u end doing stupid shit and hurtin waaaaaay too many ppl includin the ones u love most....so fo those who might read this im sorry for what ive done or not done...and for things ive said or not said...... im sorry
My Baby Boy
Ok everyone. We all know and love DJ Baby Boy. He needs 50,000 as fast as possible. If you all stop by, give him a rate, and even just a few comments, life would be great. Please go show him some love. I don't ask for much but when I do...it's usually for someone else. So please go show your love and support. Thank you in advance. He's ALWAYS there to help us, now let's help him!
Dreaming Of You
Last night, the oddest thing happened I was messing around, my mind Not focused on any specific thing But suddenly a sound pierced my silence The roar of a motorcycle And the sounds of it driving off Followed by a thicker silence Which was only broken by Muffled sobs and sniffs What was going on? What made me miss you so much? I tried to get you off my mind And tumbled into bed But it didn’t work, no relief Came to my aching head Thoughts of you stayed with me I couldn’t forget you, couldn’t Get you out of my mind Exhausted, I finally Drifted into a rest-free sleep But the whole night you Were there haunting me I spent my night and then Most of the days after Dreaming of you.
Can I Get One Or Two Coments?
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Tribute To My Step-father
Keep in mind, I was grieving and drunk when I wrote this....*sighs* I was a difficult man - wanting the simplest of life I complained about my work routine - morning, noon, and night A hard-working man - proud in my own right Camping, racing, and BBQs - my reasons to unite My friends and family - people I held tight Journeyed for a peaceful life - an unpredictable sight Stricken by unwelcomed disease - I continued to fight Still wanting to do so much - kept hoping I might Things I wanted to say - could only utter "goodnight" Turned to see the faces I love - as I walked into the light
No Hope???????
Ok so I am feeling a need to vent again! 2008 Started off (in my opinion) on A fucked up note for me. I was stuck at home because a planned trip out of town fell through! SO I was home ALONE(what else is new). I had, and apparently still do NOT have a reason to smile (as I am always being told by random people) So JAN goes by, My migraines gone (one positive). February, FUCK YOU CUPID!!!!!!!!!, BUT wait, I actually went on a date. HOLY FUCKIN SHIT...., Yeah I met a beautiful(in my opinion) woman, who did/does not seem to have ONE FUCKIN IOTA of the "lets play the ETERNAL male/female Game/battle of the sexes BULLSHIT" about her. We talked a bit here( here being Myspace people, keep up...) and she even called me "intriguing" her words . I have been called a few things in my fairly short lifetime, BUT that was a first to be called "intruiging" by someone. And wehn We actually MET in person and hung out.... it was one of the best times I have had in a VEEEEERRRRRRRR
Birthdays
This weekend at a restaurant I managed to stumble upon not one, but two birthday celebrations, accompanied, as usual, by out of tune rendition of a b-day song, noisy applauds as if the cause of this celebration was a Nobel Prize recepient, and a traditional blowing out of a candle while making a wish (which, if it wasn't such a sham, would have by now eliminated wars, diseases, and fat people). Looking at those two smiling and laughing people, a thought came to my mind: our life is like a ladder, and every b-day is a step that takes us closer and closer to the top until we fall off since there is nowhere else to climb. Every year on the same day we are putting our foot onto the next step of this ladder, getting more and more worn out and realizing how out of shape we are. So technically, those people are celebrating getting one step closer to their eventual demise. Woohoo, how fun! Not. I remember the days when I used to get excited about my b-days, even if they meant sitting
Re: Rangers 3 Aberdeen 1
RE: Rangers 3 Aberdeen 1 ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Glasgow Rangers Date: 01 Mar 2008, 19:14 Rangers made it eleven wins on the bounce with a gritty, battling display against Aberdeen at Ibrox.A goal from Aberdeen's Steve Lovell stunned the home support after only 27 minutes but a fantastic equaliser from Christian Dailly was to prove pivotal.A Charlie Adam header minutes after the interval was a relief but Kris Boyd made sure of the win on 82 minutes when he saw his penalty saved by Derek Soutar but rattled home the rebound in his usual styleIt wasn't the prettiest of wins for Walter Smith's troops but with Celtic beating Hibs 2-0 at Easter Road the result was all that mattered.Queen's 'Another One Bites The Dust' was the perfect song to play after the final whistle!The gaffer originally made just one change to his line-up following his side's fantastic 4-0 win over Hearts at Tynecastle with Chris Burke replacing Steven Naismith.But he was for
Every Time......
Every Time... by BlueWolf © Every time I smell you…. My very soul goes to bliss. It trembles in anticipation, Just to feel your caress. Every time we cuddle… And feel how our bodies mold, I love how it feels so right, My body forever sold. Every time I think of you…. My heart leaps and bounds, It goes to an ecstatic flutter, And awaits your very sound. Every time you're near me… I feel like a beautiful princess, Forever in your arms, Awaiting your gentle caress. Every time we talk… Knowing what we will say, There maybe no words said, But it creates happiness every day. Every time you kiss me…. I escape to seventh heaven, So mind staggeringly numbing, With a heady intoxication. Every time I am near you… I love you more and more each day, My heart unendingly fonder, But what more can I say. My heart grows more each day… I hope it'll never end, Because you make me forever happy, You are my godsend.......... ~~~PLEASE RATE AND COMMENT ON
Favorite Movie Lines
Add your favorite movie line and repost. Lets see how long the list can get- Deb a.k.a. 2luP - "Diappointed? Why should I be disappointed? I got rosebushes, didn't I? I got a used car, didn't I?" (Rain Man)
Cc Pro Revealed
CC Pro Revealed Are you sick of NOT MAKING money online? CC Pro sorts, qualifies, and closes your prospects for you. Let's examine how this works: through your marketing efforts you drive traffic to the lead capture page a visitor who is interested fills out the form and becomes a lead the lead is added to your autoresponder which sends them messages intended to get them to fill out an application when someone fills out an application and pays the $49 fee they are given access to a business overview page and sent a copy of "INSIDEOUT", a marketing DVD and workbook put together by Jay Kubassek and Mike Dillard they will also be called twice by Carbon Copy Pro marketing professionals who will answer questions and invite them to a live system overview call if they decide to join, you get paid through an automated payment processor you set up with Carbon Copy Pro Note: members also receive a $30 commission for paid applications. This is a funded proposal that serves to filter out
Vacation
I will be out of town and off line from the 3rd through the 17th of March... show Me some major fu love while I am gone. I will miss you all !
In A Contest... Please Help With Comments!!!
I entered my first contest and I am looking for some help with comment bombing my photo!!! Anyone leaving 100 comments will recieve 1000 fubucks...1000 comments.... 10000 fubucks!!! Here is the link to the photo Thanks in advance for the help JoAnne
Rip(to My Son) Chris
Sleezy Pottyboob
This is too funny... Don't forget to post your "new" name below in a comment. 1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name: a = snickle b = doombah c = goober d = cheesy e = crusty f = greasy g = dumbo h = farcus i = dorky j = doofus k = funky l = boobie m = sleezy n = sloopy o = fluffy p = stinky q = slimy r = dorfus s = snooty t = tootsie u = dipsy v = sneezy w = liver x = skippy y = dinky z = zippy 2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name: a = dippin b = feather c = batty d = burger e = chicken f = barffy g = lizard h = waffle i = farkle j = monkey k = flippin l = fricken m = bubble n = rhino o = potty p = hamster q = buckle r = gizzard s = lickin t = snickle u = chuckle v = pickle w = hubble x = dingle y = gorilla z = girdle 3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name: a = butt
On The Loose
I do not want condolences about this situation, I am posting this bulletin with a link that includes pictures of the man who murdered my 3 month old son in hopes that maybe someone has seen him somewhere....anywhere....please take the time to go to the link and watch the news video which includes a description of the car he was driving and his picture...If anyone knows anything at all, please dont contact me...call 409-771-7488 please repost the hell out of this so as many people as possible can see this. thank you everyone this includes the news report video http://www.khou.com/topstories/stories/khou080130_jj_policeinfoonbabyfounddead.7265da15.html this includes a picture of the man who murdered my baby http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,326785,00.html
I Play For Keeps....
Love It’s such a small word A misused word A throw away word Used as a panacea Tell someone “I love you” And everything is supposed to be forgiven But love Is too small a word For what I feel Too small for what I want to express The love I feel Is immeasurable, infinite In its depth In its quality In time In it’s all encompassing nature It colours everything All I say, all I do Yet to express my feeling all I can say is “I love you” It’s just so inadequate For what I want to express My need for you My never being parted from you To be joined forever In everyway But I don’t have the word to express it I don’t have the vocabulary I just have love
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Questions For The Game Of Life #2
If you could change one thing in the world right now, what would you alter? If you had to assassinate one famous person who is alive right now, who would it be, and how would you do it? If you could permanently alter one thing about your physical appearance, what would you change? If you could have stopped aging at any point in your life up to the present, how old would you want to remain? If you could inherit a comfortable home in any city in the world that you could use but not sell, where would you want it to be? If you coul inherit a vacation home anywhere in the world in which you could spend one month a year, but that you could never sell, where would it be? If you could suddenly possess an extrodinary talent in one of the arts, what would you like it to be? If you could be instantly fluent in one other language that you currently do not read or speak, which would it be? If you could have permanent possession of any single object in the world, what would y
Rockinrhonda101
RHONDA HYZER AUGUST 1959 --- MARCH 2008 My dear friend Rhonda passed away today. I will miss her dearly. We had been friends for the past 20 years. We had a lot of good times together and she will always be my friend forever. She will always be in my heart forever. Rest In Peace My Dear Friend Rhonda.
Thousands Help Christen Uss New York
01:07 PM CST on Saturday, March 1, 2008 Becky Bohrer / Associated Press AVONDALE -- Thousands of people, including families of those who died in the Sept. 11, 2001 terror attacks, gathered Saturday for an at-times chilling and rallying service to christen a Navy ship built with twisted steel from the ruins of the World Trade Center. (AP Photo/Bill Haber) New York firefighters, from left to right, Lt. James Earl, Paul Moyik, and Thomas Fee look at the New York (LPD21) before the start of the christening ceremony in Avondale, La., Saturday, March 1, 2008. Approximately 7.5 tons of steel recovered from the World Trade Center are cast in the bow stem of the ship. The bow stem is the foremost section of the ship's hull on the water line. Moyik, Earl, and Fee all spent time in the New Orleans area helping the community to recover from Hurricane Katrina. The hulking grey USS New York, which abruptly rose from the horizon, bore a seal on the bow bearing 7.5 tons of st
Deja Vu
In DejaVus i still sense all blood . As i was a king! . Flowing warm and sticky . Through devotion and love! . The throne right to me ever bare! . All mighty ladies lay at my feet! . None walked with me to suffer! . Sweet voices, hot bodies, deep words, even deep and true love! . None was able to ceise my fire! . 818 years have passed now! . Same fire i feel again! . But now in blue from somewhere pointed to me! . Obeying devotive warm and tender! . Mixing with my hot red to royal purple! . You will be my queen, my blood is chanting! . I will be your king making your blood boil! . Our year of Fulfilleness! . Two nill nill Eight! You are the Two! . Female fine and i'm the Eight with male power! . Between us the chain made by two Nills! . No matter who is at wich side! . Only you my queen could dare to share! . My fate in devotive love! . Glory mine you are! . Will care for you forever! .
Cool Concert In Evansville, In
Hey everyone. Just wanted to give you a heads up that my friend's band, Abandon will be in Evansville, IN this Sunday, March 2nd & Monday, March 3. If you like, repost this bulletin for all your friends to see. If you would like to go to Abandon's Myspace, click on the animated flier. Go now! Hope to see all of you there! Peace & Love, Daniel
The Lord Of The Tears
. Goal of love is living it with all six senses and unifying of bodies and souls..!! The Lord of the tears Passion and yearning i feel beneath your pain . You demanded from me in humbleness!! . All your pain is my pain too! . Now you are a part of me! . My new hypersensitive organ! . If someone hurts you it hurts me . Thousand times more as if i was hurt!!!! . If someone betrays you, my heart breaks in thousand pieces!!! . My revenge at this human will be cruel and solid!! . My tears always flow!! . Spicing our flights on your hot body..!! . Causing the Evils for panic fleed!! . Calm down at my strong heart! . Your grateful Look is my merry pride!! . Finally we are one! . With us and the sky and our nature!! . ..have nice and fulfilled days with all those you love and those who love you....hope they are the same.. . Fehmi
New Lounge! Need Help!
I have decided to create a new lounge! But as of right now I need some help! Big Time!! Holla back!!
Questions For The Game Of Life
If you were granted one wish, what would it be? If you could spend one whole night alone with anyone in the world who is currently alive, who would you select? If you could spend one night alone with anyone in history, who would you choose? If you could physically transport yourself to any place in the world at this moment, where would you go? If you could have lived through any war in history (without actually fighting in it), which would it be? If you could eliminate any one type of insect permanently from the earth, what would you get rid of? If you had to eliminate a single type of animal forevermore, which would you choose? If you could have an elegant dinner alone with anyone presently alive, whether you know them or not, who would you want it to be? If you could alter one physical characteristic of your mate, what would you change? If you could dine with anyone from any period in history, which person would it be? If you could, in retrospect, change
Las Vegas Clinic Sparks Hiv, Hepatitis Scare For 40,000 Patients
From correspondents in Los Angeles February 29, 2008 06:15am Article from: Agence France-Presse US officials say 40,000 people may have been infected with HIV and hepatitis in a major health scare after a Las Vegas clinic was found to have re-used syringes and medicine vials. Authorities in southern Nevada today said they were notifying some 40,000 patients who received anesthesia injections at the clinic's endoscopy centre between March 2004 and January 11, 2008 about potential exposure to hepatitis and HIV. They recommended patients "contact their primary care physicians or health care providers to get tested for hepatitis C as well as hepatitis B and HIV". The move comes after several acute cases of hepatitis C showed up in the area. Six people have been diagnosed with the disease since January, which is three times higher than the yearly average for the Las Vegas region. The three first cases came to light in January, and three other patients were subsequently
Angel ( By Shaggy )
There Is No Love In A World Lost.
when it all comes down whipping down, around your feet and crumbling know the love is the world is reaching out reaching out to save you from yourself and as you reach, it crumbles like Ash in a breeze blowing so cold, so hard through you cutting through the bones and sinew the breeze is coming, storm on the horizon -tell me have you ever, --seen the end of forever? the world, it's growing wary and dark, wearily closing the eyes of the people closing the hearts with a padlock there is no love left, in a world lost can you see the darkness as it clings to her eyes bleeding her dry of all her understanding as the world crumbles beneath her feet it's collapsing and she's lost and flailing failing like a thirteen day week weak and trailing like a ghost in the dark the world crumbles, collapses and bleeds bleeding through the hole in the heart bleeding through the soul in the eyes this is the world as it ends, leaving us all alone and failing, flailing reaching out
Male Disease Tester
A friend has taught me a new trick that I felt was good enough to share.... Have you ever had a girl ask to pour citric acid on your penis? Well, it turns out that when a diseased penis comes in contact with any citric acid it burns tremendously and causes the most uncomfortable burning feeling in the male appendedge.... If this happens you know that person has a problem, and cannot be trusted to have sex with! Since I never had heard this before I started doing research to test this theory.... It turns out since some diseases are actually in the shaft of the penis and not seen by the naked eye the citric acid is able to absorb into the skin and leak into the shaft and determine for you if there is a problem....I have yet to test this theory myself, but so far the credibilty of it is 95% true and even though nothing but blood testing is 100% those are pretty good odds.... I just thought I would share this cheap alternative to blood testing every time you meet someone and if anyon
You Are My Sunshine
There are as many nights as days, and the one is just as long as the other in the year's course. Even a happy life cannot be without a measure of darkness, and the word 'happy' would lose it's meaning if it were not balanced by sadness. She has come to turn my nights into days yet the darkness of my sadness is only in missing her, and I am content in knowing my heart is missing "you" She has become the value of my light and my happiness. ...and "you" = Kristin
I Just Wish You Would Talk To Me
I know you upset and confused right now. I just wish we could sit down and talk about things. You have no idea how it feels to feel the uncertainty I feel right now. If you dont want to remain married to me. Fine thats youre decision I can undrestand that. That doesn't change the fact that we need to sit down and settle things. I wish you would concider how much I love or kids. I need them and they need me just as much as you. I dont wish to take the kids away from you. I dont wish to take the kids away from you. I just want to be as equal in their lives as you. They do need both of us. If we can not be together with them we need to figure out how to both be with them together. Fairly, civily, and equally. We are both adults we are both fair. Their is no need to bring this to a fight for rights. We have gone through this before and we were able to resolve things in a fair manner. Lets do it again please. Try not to let what you feel get altered by what you hear around
Friends And Forgiveness
TWO FRIENDS WERE WALKING THROUGH THE DESERT. DURING SOME POINT OF THE JOURNEY, THEY HAD AN ARGUMENT; AND ONE FRIEND SLAPPED THE OTHER ONE IN THE FACE. THE ONE WHO GOT SLAPPED WAS HURT, BUT WITHOUT SAYING ANYTHING, WROTE IN THE SAND: TODAY MY BEST FRIEND SLAPPED ME IN THE FACE. THEY KEPT ON WALKING, UNTIL THEY FOUND AN OASIS, WHERE THEY DECIDED TO TAKE A BATH THE ONE WHO HAD BEEN SLAPPED GOT STUCK IN THE MIRE AND STARTED DROWNING, BUT THE FRIEND SAVED HIM. AFTER HE RECOVERED FROM THE NEAR DROWNING, HE WROTE ON A STONE: "TODAY MY BEST FRIEND SAVED MY LIFE ". THE FRIEND WHO HAD SLAPPED AND SAVED HIS BEST FRIEND ASKED HIM, "AFTER I HURT YOU, YOU WROTE IN THE SAND AND NOW, YOU WRITE ON A STONE, WHY?" THE FRIEND REPLIED "WHEN SOMEONE HURTS US WE SHOULD WRITE IT DOWN IN SAND, WHERE WINDS OF FORGIVENESS CAN ERASE IT AWAY. BUT, WHEN SOMEONE DOES SOMETHING GOOD FOR US, WE MUST ENGRAVE IT IN STONE WHERE NO WIND CAN EVER ERASE IT." LEARN TO
My User Name Meaning
Depeche Mode--Sweetest Perfection The sweetest perfection To call my own The slightest correction Couldn't finely hone The sweetest infection Of body and mind Sweetest injection Of any kind I stop and I stare too much Afraid that I care too much And I hardly dare to touch For fear that the spell may be broken When I need a drug in me And it brings out the thug in me Feel something tugging me Then I want the real thing not tokens The sweetest perfection To call my own The slightest correction Couldnt finely hone The sweetest infection Of body and mind Sweetest injection Of any kind Things you'd expect to be Having effect on me Pass undetectedly But everyone knows what has got me Takes me completely Touches so sweetly Reaches so deeply I know that nothing can stop me Sweetest perfection An offer was made An assorted collection But I wouldn't trade The sweetest perfection To call my own The slightest correction Couldn't finely hone Th
Spring Has Sprung For Me
Many of you may have noticed that I haven't been on as much lately. With the weather warming up here I have just been extremely busy. I have many projects on my house that I have been able to start and I have been able to take the bike out for a few short rides as well. Everything is going well I just wanted to let y'all know why I am not here as much and likely won't be for a couple months. I do still get on yahoo whenever I am online doing paperwork for my growing company. And any of you that have my number, please feel free to call anytime. I hope to talk to you all again soon!!
Waves Hi
wonders where everyones at
Hey
I figured I would say hey to all my friends. If you wanna know anything about me just message me and ask. I'll tell you what I can. Well don't be a stranger.
Judi Sixx
From my very first auction this woman has tried to Own me well she finally got her chance and hell she made it a double by having top bid in 2 auctions I was in. Show her tha mad luv that I know you all can and she'll show you tha luv back so Ladies and Gents without further ado let me introduce you to Judi Sixx ~Judi~SHADY'S *S*U*P*~SIXX SLAVE FOR LIFE~READ MY PROFILE~@ fubar
Bids Close Tonight 12pm Fubar Time
The auction ends tonight fubar time.Highest bid wins. Will be updated monday morning i will be checking the comment times any bids made after midnight tonight will not be accepted.Bids are due within one week after 3-1-08.once i update the auction bids on monday morning i will be notifying everyone that has won thier bid with a private message notifying them that they owe that person thier bid.If anyone has any questions or comments please send me a private message and i will get back with you as soon as possible.Thank you! ~Cherry Princess~
D.t.b. Pleaseee
Hey All Bombers I would like every1 to help Bomb this Picture below so we can get it done as soon as possible, so if you have anytime please help
Please Help Me!
So, I'm in a give away for my first happy hour, and so far so good! I'm only a little over 15,000 comments away from getting it! Please, if you can, drop some comments on the picture below and help me get it! Anything help, whether you leave 1 or 100. (The more the better! :P) If you have already helped me, PLEASE go back and do a few more! I'm trying to get this over and done with! Thank you in advance!! Here is the link to the picture:
You Can't Bring That Dog In This Bar
A man goes to a bar with his dog. He goes up to the bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says "You can't bring that dog in here!" The guy, without missing a beat, says "This is my seeing-eye dog." "Oh man, " the bartender says, "I'm sorry, here, the first one's on me." The man takes his drink and goes to a table near the door. Another guy walks in the bar with a Chihuahua. The first guys sees him, stops him and says "You can't bring that dog in here unless you tell him it's a seeing-eye dog." The second man graciously thanks the first man and continues to the bar. He asks for a drink. The bartender says "Hey, you can't bring that dog in here!" The second man replies "This is my seeing-eye dog." The bartender says, "No, I don't think so. They do not have Chiwauas as seeing-eye dogs." The man pauses for a half-second and replies "What?!?! They gave me a Chihuahua?!?"
On Da Stomach
What Your Sleeping Position Says You have a passion for everything - including sleeping. Outgoing and brash, you tend to still shock those who know you well. You tend to be selfish. You are the most likely type to take over the whole bed. You gravitate toward comfort and don't like extreme situations. If you don't get enough sleep, you are: In a very bad mood It's hard to sleep next to you because: You hog the covers. What Does Your Sleeping Position Say About You?
This Pill Allows You To Fly
A man went into a bar in a high rise. He saw another man take a pill, take a drink, walk to the window and jump out. He flew around for a minute and zipped back into the bar. As the amazed newcomer watched, the man repeated this twice more. Finally the man asked if he could have a pill. The flier said it was his last one. The man offered five hundred dollars to no avail, so he made a final offer of a thousand dollars. The man said that it was all he had on him. The flier reluctantly gave in, took the cash, surrendered the pill, and turned back to the bar. The man took the pill, took a drink, went to the window, and jumped out only to fall to his death. The bartender walked over to the flier at the bar and, wiping a glass, said, "You sure are mean when you're drunk, Superman."
Hey Chicken Butt! >_
In pain. This bites. Im sure Jess will be on a rampaige later. That little girl just knows when I dont feel good. I just hope she's good instead. Going back to work 2marrow after being off for 15 days. Vacations never last.. It'll prob be another 6yrs before I see one again. Cant wait to show off my tattoo to a few people at work. But dreading others seeing it. Some ppl give you BS over the stupidest shit. Thats one thing I didnt miss. DRAMA! Hopefully it will be a good day tomarrow.
Flyte 3 1 08
WELCOME. THIS IS A NEW TRAIN WITH A NEW TWIST. THIS ONE IS EXCLUSIVELY FOR VAMPYRES AND WICCANS. SO WE CAN EACH MEET MORE OF OUR KIND. RULES ARE SIMPLE. FAN RATE AND ADD EVERYONE BEFORE YOU. THERE IS NO PARTICULAR ORDER. MAKE SURE YOU PUT IN FRIEND REQUEST THAT YOU ARE DOING THE VAMPYRE WICCAN FLIGHT. IF YOU ARE ABOVE LEVEL TEN YOU MUST HAVE A SALUTE. MUST BE A LEVEL FIVE TO RIDE. EMAIL ME RAVEN QUEEN WHEN YOU ARE FINISHED. AND FOR ANOTHER TWIST ANYONE WHO CAN ANSWER ONE OF TWO QUESTIONS WILL RECEIVE A BLACK ROSE. PUT THE ANSWER IN THE EMAIL WHEN YOU FINISH RATING. QUESTION 1, WHO OR WHAT IS NOSFERATU? QUESTION 2, WHAT IS THE PRIMARY RULE FOR WICCANS AND VAMPYRES? NOT THE WHOLE CREED SUM IT DOWN TO A FEW WORDS. IF YOU FIND BLACK ROSES OFFENSIVE, I DO NOT. I WILL GIFT YOU WITH SOMETHING ELSE LET ME KNOW. RAVEN QUEEN *FOUNDER OF THE COVEN * gettin married 2 blueeye dragon nov 13@ fubar I WISH TO CLEAR UP SOME CONFUSION, I AM NOT ASSOCIATED IN ANY WAY WITH U
Why????
Now this is fucking strange as hell.... I met a guy who I thought was funny as hell and made me laugh like crazy till my face hurt... We go out... and have some drinks and we are talking and exchanging life experiences.. you know the usual... And you have a great time together, and then he asks you what you are looking for in a guy and or relationship!! So I proceed to tell him what my expectations were and I am totally honest... I didn't lie don't believe in it because I don't have anything to hide... O.k. so the night is comming to a close and I have him take me home.. And I call him alittle later to see if he made it home o.k. and just to find out that the bastard is married... Now tell me why in the hell does people play them selves off to be something that they are not??? Now mind you I feel stupid... For falling for the shit .... and to be honest I can't believe that I wasted my fucking time!!!!! So, being the woman that I am... I will just go on and if I see him ag
Earth Horse
Chinese Zodiac: EARTH HORSE Horoscope Feb 11, 1918 to Jan 31, 1919 Feb 7, 1978 to Jan 27, 1979 The HORSE - Chinese name: MA Ranking Order - Seventh Hours ruled by the Horse: 11am to 1pm Direction of this sign - Directly South Season and principle month: Summer - June Fixed Element: Fire Horse people have a balance of the best kind of qualities. Have you ever seen a wild horse on the beach, with flying mane and flaring nostrils, every muscle bursting with life and je ne sais quois? Without a doubt, the Horse is the standard for grace, strength, rhythm and nobility. They have an amazing capacity for hard work. As a result, they know great success and financial security in their lifetimes. Often quite ostentatious, they enjoy being with large crowds and always seek out the grand and magnificent. They need people and have a weakness for those of the opposite sex. You can often find Horses at concerts, music festivals, and the Super Bowls of life. They are very
Sarcasm
You're Totally Sarcastic You sarcastic? Never! You're as sweet as a baby bunny. Seriously, though, you have a sharp tongue - and you aren't afraid to use it. And if people are too wimpy to deal with your attitutde, then too bad. So sad. How Sarcastic Are You?
How Im Feeling!!
Well thought i would come write in this blog for a lil while and express how im feeling about everything.. To start off with i would like to thank all my friends (when i say friends i mean true friends you all know who u are .. u are the ones thats been behind me pushing me bringing a smile to my face when i need it being my shoulder when i needed to cry ) i dont have to name u for u to know. So back to the blog .. i dont really know what to say here so ima blab a lil.. Well here lately ive distanced myself from those that truely care about me i know its wrong but i feel talking only makes things worse and i dont wanna burden anyone with my problems , i know i shouldnt do that but i do its me take it or leave it its how ive always been .. i dont open up to anyone and when i do its a big deal .. so i usually just keep everything bundled up until i cant take it anymore and i cant take it anymore i dont wanna be distant from anyone it hurts and i feel if i open up im just gonna end up ge
Joke 3
a guy askes his wife could he cum in her ear she said no i might go deaf he said ive been comming in your mouth for years and u havent shut the fuck up
Joke 2
cinderella was fired from disney world today she got cought sitting on pinochios face screaming lie to me motherfucker lie
Duck
You Are Duck Exotic and unusual, you are a bit of a rare bird - literally. You're known for being soft and succulent, though at times you can be a bit greasy. What Kind of Meat Are You?
Grrr
Well I had a post made, but It had an error. Maybe I'll work on it later. I'll just say I dont want my vacation to end. I dont want to go back to work with all the drama
Godfather Limo
"I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse." Godfather Limousine Do you want to be a Wiseguy? These are the top 25 soon to be Godfathers... Let’s all help them level… To become a Wiseguy and ride in the Limo with the soon to be Godfather’s… you must rate, fan and add them all! As well as the the Wiseguys already in the Limo!! When you have completed this assignment… Send me a message and I will add you as a Wiseguy! ~Dragonphyre~@ fubar “It would be a shame… if a few rotten apples spoiled the whole barrel.” SOON TO BE GODFATHERS #●Mölly●Cö-Öwnër●Öf Clṻb F.A.R●#@ fubar ~classc1~@ fubar Rippedflesh@ fubar Redqueenbbw@ fubar LiL HOOLiGAN@ fubar That Girl
Surgery
ah yes my uterus is now fixed lol and christ it fucking hurt and dr. ibuprofin does not make it all better you fuckers

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